The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - 😂😂😂 Relationship & Nutritional Advice with DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller and Clayton English

Episode Date: June 4, 2021

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I was trying to listen to that bitch. Because I was trying to listen to that bitch through the other verse. I'm like, hold on, I know this one. Give us a little crowd or something. You know what I'm saying? Give us a little crowd or something. Man, boy. You're ready to go.

Oh yeah, I'm not see it don't stop, nigger on this, which I get it. All the top, niggas gonna jack, watch how me, bitches I get. Missa. Oh, yeah, there you go, pretty shy. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm off the text while they like this, nigger, fresh up all of the lie.

You like that. Oh, I used to hate these nigger rapids. If you ain't asked me, freeze back and pass the cheese and max. Please, this is for the cheese, on the max. Real mix. Why,

this shit here for the cheese and max. Real looking on the bitch, because the bitch gets smacked. This she is for the cheese and max. Real niggas, Ryan burgers and lax. Say, this shit, him for the cheese and max.

Let's shipping on the shit because the bitch get smacked up. This is for the cheese black. Fully cheese, man. Fully shoes, man. My man, I'm a cheese, that need to be made. It's called survivor, watch as ducking face,

keeping in for red dot. Oh, glock, anybody run up, getting shot, we got proper cause to pop. I'm independent, so I'm on an independent label. I might do something with my people. My band's grass graper. Oh. Fuck you

And motherfucker with a nigga say I live this way because I don't give a lovely fuck What time I'm like to move NKLC truck I just talk from where Dinkas got me little still Look This definitely KLC

You already know we can get Feltocco Everybody in a way that no Fills are Coe, I'm talking Trapo I call See this shit, hell for the cheese, man. Ain't tripping on the bitch, to the big get smack,

this is for the cheese and man. Real mess. Black, her, and you, like, six, this shit, yeah, put it. Give me song, give me song, and then who your surf is big. Give me song, give me song,

and then who your self is big. Give me song, give me song, give me song, Hey, yeah, I'm gonna make a song Yo, yo, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, some fuck nigger. I'm telling ya, I'm gonna make a song with, like, like, Hot Project Pact, and then another bitch on there.

We ain't got a song like that. Who that? Like, chickahead, you remember how chickhead, but a bitch, like, replying to a nigg. Y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all. Y, y'all, y' y'all, y' y'all. Hold, we ain't no fuck, nigg. This is real.

That's gonna go crazy. That was not one of the best back and form between the girl and that and trick daddy. Yes. That and there. Trick Daddy and Trinnell, like, they played that back and forth shit. Right. Bitch, you don't know none.

Ooh. See that? That's how my mama got pregnant. You know what I'm going to say. I take my mess up. I'm going to make up. I know. I know these guys are my home.

Everybody counsel on us like we just ain't important to something. Nicky just go counsel on us like we ain't important or something. Well, we got something for these motherfuckers. Get your ass on the show 2,0208. Chad, we ain't gonna keep playing with these ninnocat. Gonna get that ass on the show in 2030. Who? Nick can't cancel on this?

Don't cancel on me. I make your ads pay a cancellation fee. That's why I need a head up motherfucking front because I'm about to start rapping. Let me go on in light a pluncy. It's that time of the month where I start stacking paper. I ain't never been no hater because I'm about to pull a cable. I got this partner on the east side of the cater set.

We're about to make some plays if I just hit his phone later. He like, whoa, he really got to move. He said we're about to do it and we're going to hide it at school. Make it look like we've been working. make it look like we've been stacking up this bread and then bust their fucking head with everything that I just said. Now, people scheme.

It looks shitty, but it's clean. We're gonna take them off the top and they ain't seen what I seen. We're gonna walk in, everything gonna be clean. Gonna be crispy with the tucked-in shirt and some nice jeans and some boots that they probably ain't never seen. Asking all happily and married it.

That ain't even in the scene. Let me get back to the scheme so I can tell you how we're gonna make it out with these beans. See, that's the plight with a spot then got hot and can't nobody do nothing since old boy got shot So I got a pull up with a pound and a half now once you really do that math and you know I'm a text dad I got a partner on the west side get him for the cheap He just let me get two for the free last week

So I owe him but I really can't pay him Well I could but you know what I'm saying it ain't that time for me to loop back up because every time you all fuck that up and he ain't really doing what he's supposed to be doing bro so i'm gonna get all of that and split it with us oh because this a circle of trust and we can get it that's if you're with it my nigger just let me spit it we got the whole motherfucking scheme laid out now let me tell you how the whole shit gonna play out we take the media route and serve content and act stupid like we really ain't got no sense and then slide the medicine up under that and every Everybody who real

They gonna fuck with that We need to get some shirts And some fucking hats Hey, we was on tour We need to get back And every time we rap state real facts Because real niggas Love to fucking hear that

And rotate if somebody can't make it And then see if the world gonna take it It's gonna be a few niggas that hate it But that's okay because it's Already been stated They've been accounted for But they don't really

count. Did you just see what I did? And I add another amount. We're gonna drop some ads. Now if you do some math, we stacking up some paper shit with and bust their ass. Hey, that's just how I see it. Man, I had a vision one that I was like, I could be it. And then

it came to me. And then I mixed it with this hustle. And then I started getting this paper straight off the muscle. But that's enough, though. A lot of niggas can't even fuck with us, bro. The way we do, doing this shit. Hey, welcome back to the show before I ruin that bitch.

Okay, that's enough. That was enough. Ain't no sense to stopping greatness. That's enough. This is a nigga in the house right now. We ain't fly gonna jump in. Shut the fuck up. They ain't doing shit.

I'm gonna just do the annel. Mm. Hey. What? What? Same. Okay, okay. You did that O-Tay.

Hey, he fucked up. That bunch of way shit. Come in that lighter, man. Fuck it, we're just chilling. Hey, man. It's like something. In the building, man. That digger went crazy.

I'll tell you about your saying something. Now, did you hear that? We heard that. Flaught what's been up, dude? Shit. I got my dog at their crib. I guess it's my turn. Oh, shit.

It's my turn. Come on. I got a doberman and a cane pusso. This nigga's shit in everywhere, man, you don't know, bro. I'm talking on my carpet, it's hard to get up. I'm sitting there like your little bitch, what the fuck? I'm talking, my baby was crawling over here yesterday. It's shit and boo-boo everywhere where she played.

So now I gotta clean it up. I'm sitting there like, boy, I'm mean this fuck, but I said, but you my dog, no. Man, you my dog, bro. It's all good. Who calls? DJ Opsin, so that's me by doubt for real, so I'm gonna go ahead and do it,

I'm gonna clean it still, but I had to pop them and let them know don't do that. And when you about to take a shit, renew that, yeah, hear me. So that's my little nigger, but talking about my bullet man, so he'll a little bigger, and he'd be with this shit,

so he'd be growling all the time, but I had to take outside because he'd be peeing everywhere like on. God damn, what happened? To be right now. The beat one at long. Oh, that bit loose. Oh, okay, it was a loop, look, man, Nick.

Yeah, he had the loop. You were talking that shit, though. I was talking that shit, though. Yeah, about your . Yeah, boo-boo. Ah. Stupid. Clay where you been at, nigga, your turn.

Man. Uh-oh. I'm here. I'm going through some time. I'm here. Life. Fucked up! This should are gonna be a heavy metal song.

Life. It's really fucking. Really fucked up right now. This shit? This shit smells good right now. Grease monkey. What's that? Grease monkey.

That's what that's cool? Yeah. You know I only smoke animal weed. Oh. I didn't know that. Yeah, that's it, baby. Gorilla glue, cheetah piss. Yeah, baby.

Sharks breath. Wow. Lamb's bread, all that. It's got to be animal attention. You ain't smoking that other shit. What that? Man, when you started smoking weed? What you're talking about?

No, I don't know what you... Hold on. You're talking about you always smoking animal shit. You're talking about shark piss and all that other shit. No, no, I said. You did say shark piss. I said, cheetah piss. Cheetah piss.

But you know what it come out of? You wouldn't smoke shark piss, but you'll smoke cheater piss. Because shark is just ocean water. But you don't know that. And you kind of technically are already taking that when you dive in the water. It's salty. Well, you know why the ocean is salty, right?

Spirm whales. There you go. Okay. Sperm webs? Yeah. Sperm whales? They busts. They busts.

They busts all they're all in. It's salty because of the sperm whales? It's sperm. So you're telling me, niggins, we're jumping in the pool and that? That's it. Why you think it, come on, dog, what you think, fish it and all that? We're in it, baby. No.

Yes. What you thought is just enough water to cancel it out? No, I thought the salt was in like, that sperm that we taste. I don't open my mouth in the ocean. You open, obviously. I do. You think me down like this. Yeah.

Blu-blu. Yeah, but you breathe a little minute. Bubble come up. I'm like, yeah, I need to go back up too. Stop. Because I'm not the kid. I said that I am. When I started smoking weed?

Yeah. I was like probably like high school, like junior year. Like for real, for real, like every day. That's when you start. No, no, no, no, no. We ain't talking about when you start like tapping blunts and running. I started when I was out the house. Like regularly was college.

Regularly because it was always available. You know what I'm saying? I started smoking for real. I started smoking for real, for real, every day. 15. But starting was like, was like, whew, lamb. Damn.

But you know how you're tapping, you don't really be high. You just high, because you see other people high. They're like, I'm high. You'd be like, I think that's how I'm pulled it at. So you gotta be doing stupid shit because they're doing stupid shit. You're like, yeah, I'm hot too. They're like, yeah, you're high.

You know, I'm high. Hell no, you weren't high until I got high for real. I was like, oh, I was like, oh, I was 15. I thought I peed on myself. I missed the old weed. What you mean? Like, the mid? I don't know.

I don't know. Damn it, I hate that shit. I don't think it was good. But this is the thing, though, man, it was some old weed. I don't think it was better, but it seemed, that's real. You're talking about dro.

Droh. Drove was like the middle. In one cushion, and in one mid, it was like right above. Why you, yeah. It was like that little pat that right there. Everybody ain't got. This was even before weed had classifications. Yeah, yeah.

It was just weed and good weed. There was some brown weed. So you're talking about, you're talking about Migg, Lowe's. That was you talking about homegrown. But that's the thing, but I don't, I don't, I don't know. Mead came out because niggas were selling bullshit and niggas wanted to separate from the bullshit. I mean, because we, we were supposed to be mid. Mid was supposed to be as low as you could go.

But niggas took it to another level with getting you that dirt. See, this is the thing. Yeah, that was bullshit. People always forget about that. Mid is the middle. That means it wasn't the worse. Me, it was actually a step above Reggie. Oh, Reggie?

Reggie was some bullshit, nigger gave you that. This, this reggie? Oh, Reggie. That's the thing. Okay, check this out. Reggie was the regular. That's the way you could get anywhere. You can get that shit into a nigger.

But check this out. The regid, not the dirt. The dirt was, niggas, it was the... It was dirt. There was dirt. There was dirt dirt. All the seeds and stinks out the reggie. The reggie actually will have you high.

Yeah, the reggae is great. Hey, man, I'm gonna tell you like this. I'm on bad terms with Reggie. I don't even call on a old nigga. He's like, he on that old shit. I call that nigga. I call that nigga. Okay.

Reginald. I'm telling you. What you spoken up? Man, that shit gonna get me hot, man. Now, see. But see, like, then they had some shit. No, sir. Call huff.

Now, that was just weed that smelled like dirt and didn't get you high as nothing. You? That was good. Huff. Some old huff-ass. There was some good brown weed. Believe it or not. You know it's an age difference here. I'm telling you. That's what we're telling

you that this shit is just... So huff and shit, that was before I was born. No, niggas just started making these classifications. It's right before pye. I'm glad y'all made it because, boy... All right, man. Watch this. No, it was some good brown weed. You know it was huff and then it was cocaine.

No. Man, you can get that huff, but that cocaine. It was right there. Tell them how much a blunt allow. used to cost full, a skinny blunt. A little. No, who's what? Like 20?

Nick, I remember. And that was busting heads. We're talking about, I remember when a point five was $15. It was $45,000, it was $35,000 ground. And it was only two classes. It was Cush and Perp. All them classes. It wasn't nothing after that.

It was like, Cush, perp, me. See, that's all. Everything was made. Once you think about it, though, all of that shit is the same weed. They're on the same tier. It's just. They throw these names around to try to make it seem like, hey, man, I got this, I got this motherfucking baby powder piss right here

just to try to make it sound better than this motherfucking shark's brough. But that's just like some of their gay shit. It'd be air, their airpack. They're just regular-ass, look good ass with no delta-8 on it. Man, some of these niggins out here selling CBD. Yeah. That shit look good, it smell good. You can smoke all of it and still be regular.

I got the recreational weed in Colorado. That shit was air. That shit trash. We had in Colorado and trashed. I smoked 10 joints by myself one time in Colorado and wasn't even high. Did you get medical or did you get regular? No, I might have been high because I did sit in the park smoking them blunts, them joints by myself. I smoked by them.

You smoked two of them? I smoked 10 of them. In the car? I had a day off. I had got there on a Thursday. Yeah, you probably got so high. I forgot you smoked the blood. You were like, ain't.

No, because I was like sober. I was sitting there like, smoke this. I'm back. I'm not even hot. And then about 100 ducks start walking toward me. I swear, there was a park. They was all walking toward me, and then they like looped and went in the water. I was like, that was some of the scariest shit that ever happened.

When you had a little bit, I thought, kind of. But for me, they smoked 10 joints, like overall papers. When I used to be on that other shit, I could say it now. When I used to be on Miley back in the day, it used to give me an urge. the urge to want to smoke so much. I used to be like, I used to get like, I used to get so anxious to roll a blunt. The faces that you're making, let me understand.

You only understand. You were a J-1-10. I'm close. I'm close to it. You made the J-Fa-U-You. I was a-lund-in-might. But I cut on 10-k, it makes you, you'd be exhaling and inhaling for no reason.

That's called breathing. No, it's bad breathing. The, jeep-masts. That's called geeking. It's like, you know. You hear me? You just... That said geeking.

You want to... You still inhaling and exhaling without smoking. Bro, I'm so glad. Because you need something to do. I need something. I just need my body to do the muscle. You better on this side. What?

Can you could... Bro, can you imagine serving you as the J? I couldn't be no J. I still was the dope, man. But I'm saying, if you was geeking and you were thinking if you had a period when you was on the pill hard, and you're going on at some, niggas show up at 3 in the morning. Come on, man.

Let me get that motherfucker. I couldn't, well. No, see, I won that type. I was, I would, I would, I would only get that bad. No, I would only get anxious by myself, but around motherfuckers, I'm watching y'all, niggas. And I'm watching you, watch me, watch you. Regular people.

So when you look at me and I'm like, Just regular people. No, ain't no regular people. Like family and shit. Watching ladies. Watching, watching you. Hey, no, nigga. Ain't no pedophile now.

No, just victims. You know what I'm saying? Tripping. But when I was on it though, like, I used to be like, A real lady man, though. I used to, like my man. You can pull holes on the model. Well, your mouthpiece go crazy.

Oh, man, the mouthpiece, you can't think of like on, what's that, like, Wolf of Wall Street? What if you thought you was pulling holes, but then they show you what was really going. Yeah! Y! Yeah! Come up!

Get up! Get up! Bidges came over out of fear. Because we better go all in there. Whatever doing? Yeah! Yama! Yeah!

That thing is stupid, man. He and, I was on... I don't know what this man. I don't know what he said, but it worked. I sound like Baron White to a bitch. Yeah. You hear me. Hey, I sound like Barry White to a bitch.

You hear me. And do you think that the bad bitches you didn't fuck with in your life is somewhere telling everybody that she used to fuck with you? No, it... It don't never be the bad ones. They bad, they bad by... They bad looking now. The bad bitches don't never brag. Oh, this bitch is come out.

They're bad looking her. I used to follow him. Do you know Kylo's? I was his purse. Remember me? I was his girlfriend. We were together. These bitch just climbed out of well.

She showed up in your new bitch face. I was once young and pretty like you. Everybody will fuck some creatures in a bit of their fans. Probably just a bunch of motherfuckers down there in the middle one. I used to date Carlos Miller. Me too. Okay, eat your mashed potatoes, Amy. That bitch of the home so well.

Oh, we all did. She get dressed every Saturday. Carlos is taking me to the show. Yes. You know, we had a good one last night. last night. What did he say? Teddy.

He had a good show, Lord. I'm going to the show. What time he's coming to get you? Oh, he'll be here about six-thirty. Mejay left now time. Man. Oh, boy, you're stupid. I'm telling you, man.

We all need a lighter. It's a little lighters, bro. I got one, too. I got one, too. I'm just not going in my back here. Man, this shit been crazy, man. You see the world slowly coming back to life. Shit, they ran out of gas, nothing.

Except that gas shit, I had to go get something to day. Niggas walking like a motherfucker, man. High school. Everybody. I was wondering why the gags station is so deep. I got to start watching the news. I'm trying to figure out. They hate that shit.

I got to watch my shit. He was going to be stealing gas in the minute. Straight out of people's shit. If it gets to that point, if it gets to that point, that meant I ain't need to leave more. And then you're gonna come out to come. Hey, what's up, big guy? I was just trying to put some air. your tides.

No, man. You're gonna kill ya. You're gonna kill ya. That's the dumbest in the world. If you walk outside, this, a nigga just lay it out behind your cun. You got two exes on his ass like the cartoon. What fuck happened to bunny?

Yeah. He's stealing gas out here. He's gonna die. Nick, suck gas and then with the smoking cigarette. That's bullshit. That's bullshit. How are we gonna get together and we ain't got no gas? How are we gonna travel?

No. Shit fucked up right now, man. Fuck that. Bro, this world is slowly declining. Get you a can't put it up. I can't believe we evolved this much to be stuck right here. That trick. They slowed our development as a whole goddamn species and civilization.

You thought so? Yeah. They don't give us the good shit. The shit they could give us. They got tires that don't go flat. They got a bunch of shit. Well, I just feed my tie. Feed some flat, nigga.

That's a flat. That shit. You stick that little kid. And you park that bitch up, man. I'm trying to take it. He's a nigga that's gonna keep riding on that bitch. Get you a tie ass out. It don't.

It's don't. That's temporary as hell. It's all along. To you're supposed to get you home. It's supposed to go straight to the guy. It ain't on my car. It's like on my lawn mow. Oh, okay.

Yeah, nigger, I ain't put no fixing flat in no tie tithe. That's what you made in. Oh, that's something to thing. Y'all, nigger, I put a fist on the ride on me. Oh, girl. Oh, like, boy. I know. I know this, he'll delete that bit.

be riding, they got them tires. What, I'll pay $35. I'll pay $35 for a new tie. That ain't no damn new tie price. At the spot, it. No, the fucking ain't. See, that's why you keep buying them, bitches. You keep bringing your life in that.

Stop, man, hey, bad, man. That's my first time, you're in a fence of flat. Okay, so, and it worked. What the old motherfuckers say, don't be cheap on shit that's come between you and the ground. So your shoes and your motherfucking tires, Whatever keep you in between, from in between the goddamn ground,

don't be cheap on that shit. Hey man, some shit you can't cut corners on. I ain't never cut the corner. I just went down the street and saw a cell. Them ties were smooth, though. It was a sales. Before I can even get to the corner, I was like, you know what, back up.

See, this is another life lesson. You gotta find the camera. Shit don't go on sale because they're looking out for you. Shit go on sale because they got too much of and they don't know about it wanting. They're selling. The motherfuckers really think on sale mean they fucking with you. You know, they look out for the customers.

No, the fuck they don't. That mean it's a drought, man. No, you're buying shit on sale at the grocery store. You better eat it that night, that same night. I ain't never seen them sell like a grocery store. Shit. I mean, not them coupon. You believe them coupons?

Not even coupon. I'm talking about the meat. Here'd be the meat and you'd be like, damn, the steaks, $2? No, of course. Yeah, you better eat it that night. See, I grew up, I was looking at the expiration day. My mama, old, nigg. You better look at the inspiration day.

Don't you open up nothing. without looking at that inspiration day. Because if you don't, what salmonella is coming. Well, it'll come without them. For real. What I bet? It's Salmonella.

Okay, so, okay, okay, so, now, now, let's do this inspiration day. Do y'all eat shit when it's a best if you's buy? Now, what day are? What is here? May what? Eleven. Eleven.

All right, Congressman. All right. That's how I look at that shit. Look at that shit. When I see best is used by, best if used by date, that mean if you eat it after that shit, it ain't gonna be as best. It's gonna be good.

It's right. So look, okay, so look, if he say, so 11th, he's saying, best if used by May 14th, are you saying by 14th is good or around 14th? No, it's good. It'd be good all the way to about, about 17. If you ain't ate it by 17. When you're holding here, it told you.

Best if you used by. Best. Best. It don't mean it. It ain't saying. You don't want it after life when it's all right. Because best is different than expire. Expiration date, EXP, means once you get here,

but I feel like... This shit is... Boy, you go shit on yourself. Or worse. But I feel like best if you... Best if you use by is damn near telling you, listen, man, we don't really know winning in that. It's a bet.

You use it. That's just budget trauma. We all didn't eat some shit that was too old to be fucking... Shit, boy, you better, boy, my mama was queen of... I still have flashback. If it feel good, if it look good, it's eatable. Edible. Same shit.

Because I learned that word from her. It's eatable. That's eatable. Get it, don't you? Stop crying. It's eatable. I know a lady that's eatable. I know them too.

You might got inspiration date on that too. You're best viewed by. Eat a month. 20. Yeah. On that 28th day, that pussy going to fall out. New put. They grow a new pussy every month.

Don't they? Mm-hmm. Yeah. They dished. No, you're supposed to do that. Not anymore? They get a pussy a headache. Real.

Give it a migraine. Yeah. You're dushing if you already, and you... You already got something if you dish? You, you're trying to cover up. That shit terrible for the pussy. I thought that was. supposed to be like the cleansing stage, you know.

What? That's more shit. Pussy clean itself. They just knock that smell off. Oh. That's what they do, broke. Knock that smell on that. When they do shit, they reset the pussy.

So if you, if you've been hit and you see that smell and they're like, okay, I need to go down here. If you smell anything, you shouldn't be down there. Well, it's going to have, it's going to have a natural smell. Yeah, it doesn't smell like pussy. But that seafood smell, you know, you smell. Yeah. Yeah. See, you can't get it.

It should be a pleasant smell. Like if you don't want to smell it again, that's a sign right there. Like, pussy's supposed to make you go. It's supposed to be sweet and funky. And then about Rich James said... I want to be confused. Then about seven seconds later, you're supposed to go. What Rick James said, that sweet, if I can smell it over here.

Funky stuff. Like, you're supposed to do it like this, you're supposed to... And then go. But if you do this again, it's good. Give me that sweet. that nasty, that gushy stuff. If you stay on my mustache, just a little bit, right after, I like. Yeah, right, but if it make you go shave your mustache off.

Shave it off? Oh yeah, it's a problem. Let me hit you. Or if your mustache is run off your face. If your mustache stink. Ur, ur, ur, ur, ur, ur. Mm-mm, I can't get it. I don't think people talk about clean pussy or nothing.

Like, everybody always say pussy stank. What about all the ones that don't? That should be beautiful. There's some clean pussy's out. Like water. Ain't a smell in it. It's just a moment of silence it needed to be had. It just sit there knowing it, it just smelled good.

Don't even have a smell. It's just there. Good pussy got the world fucked up. I don't know how. I ain't got control over me though, but it got me fucked up. That's why everybody giving all these opinions online by relationships and shit. There ain't nobody getting about. There's not anybody giving real advice.

Don't nobody get no real advice. Who's going to be the nigger that come out and look directly at the camera? I'm like, hey, my name is the nigga you don't know. I'm addicted to that pussy. I'm a simple-ass nigger, man. I do.

I's do and say whatever take for me to get a little shot of that pussy. If these women want to hear how men cheat on everybody. That's that dude. What is that dude? Who was here with you, man? From Texas.

man. Charleston White. Yeah, man. I was talking about the nigger that cheated on his wife and had on her with the bandit on. Yeah, that nigger had her up there and she was up there. Oh, you're talking about the reverend? No. He's just a nigger who got on the line talking about...

Just telling holes what they want? No, he was just saying what hos woman is. Especially when you out here being a freak-ass-a-nigger, you're out here trying to tell a little motherfucker how to be favorite. You should be... You're thinking... You have fucking out of these holes and you're up in talking with this is him, fella. That's the video.

he should have been making. He would have been twice as big. He sat up there and said all the shit. He was pinching a girl too on the side, you know what I'm saying? He stomped on the foot.

He was like, you fell up. He was preaching and he was like, you're sick. That nigger talked about it like it wasn't him. You know, Derek Jackson. Nicky, that's you. Derek Jackson was at a tough time

in his life. That's you. And then they want to act like this every nigga. Don't none of these niggers speak for me because I ain't seen a nigger do. nothing that I would have did and neither one of these situations. I'm telling you.

That's what you got to open up the 85 advice. I'd be trying to get people. But that's the thing about advice. You just got to be real with yourself. Advice is not a shortcut and it's not the fucking answer. It's just another perspective.

Advice, it ain't no universal advice. Exactly. Ain't no sense of advice. You add somebody their perspective on what they would have done. Trying to give a man advice about a relationship is just like going to auto zone. It's 12 or 13 questions you gotta ask before.

I even go looking for some parts. What year was she going? Who was she wet before you got with? What's your number? What are you meaning? Hey, diagnostic. Do y'all live together and you're just going over there? When y'all argue, do she put hands on you?

Facts. So she liked the fight. What's she from? The bitch in the game. She got kids. What's she working? All right, hold on, let me see. You might have to alternate us back in the law.

You're right, you're right, bro. Because they don't ask, when people ask for advice, they never tell you the whole truth. Right. They don't never tell you their point. Yes, they'd be like, so if my girl asked me to leave, should I leave? You're fucked up, nigg.

Niggas, tell the whole story. She asked me to leave because it's her shit. Right. And you ain't, you ain't back now, Bill, since you've been there, you've been to lead you. A lot of niggas don't understand that, though. So should I leave? No, nigg, you need to go back and tell her.

You see. Sorry, fuck, niggins. I apologize. You gotta be a bold nigga to think that you could be over a bitch house and tell her what to do, though. And not paying her bill? For real, nigga, you're my son. You're bold. No, she's renting you too.

You part of the rent. She'll call her landlord and say, you know what? There's a lot of niggas that can't admit that in the relationship, they're a bill. That girl got to do everything. I'm just a bill. Yes, I'm only a bill. And I'm sitting here and I'm going to chill. chill because I don't

pay no rent in this house oh I hope and I pray that this bitch letting me stay that shit fucked up you can laugh about that shit now but it's just... No, that's fact. It's a few women out here that didn't get the best versions of us

and they stayed down anyway. This is a bitch right now talking about something. I'm with you when you're like, ah. I'm going to hear that shit, bitch. to come up together, bitch. I didn't have a... We both was on to come up. Remember, how fuck would you do?

But see, that's the thing about... Yeah, man. That's the thing about it. Women can do that shit. They can come out and say... It was a clean break. I used to fuck with them. And then it'd be praised.

I used to fuck with such and such. But if a man come out and say that shit is lame as hell. You're going to mind that you're just like... It's some niggers shot. There's some niggas that don't fuck some of these famous old. Let her have her be.

Oh, they... The nigga went to the show off some straight group and shit. Yeah, let her own mistake. I want to fuck. And she was like, go get him. He slid in them DMs and three in the morning,

snuck up on your favorite singing and put dick in him. Went stupid on the hell. He went crazy. Had her acting all out of character. This nigga picked up so much money from Publix they put a picture up. They thought he was doing fraud.

Not even knowing this singing that had girl that sent this nigga 30,000 to the local publics. Come on, man. Come on. It's a sad. All right. All right.

Let me get my manager. Do some of these shit. You think it ain't some niggins out here get some hush money from these famous women? I'm talking of hush. Nigger ugly in him. Killing. He got one job. But that's the day to real range guts.

But he ain't never going to come out and be like, she kept me. One nigga did that. That's because the nigger will settle for everything. He could be straight. Long as she sent him $50 a year, he'll keep him. Yeah, he'll keep a secret. So you're going to keep in fucking with me all this time.

And that woman ain't never did nothing to me, and she still send me my little change. Fuck, I'm going to tell everybody for. Mm-hmm, I'm good. And she knows she can get it. She can hit any time. Come on, man. Mm-hmm.

Everybody got an uncle that keep a new truck. That's all I'm saying. Talking about 22 years. Mm-hmm. Yeah, but I ain't going to say it. I ain't going to put nobody in the car. Somebody got to say it. Sometimes, you know, your uncle will be out there taking that lady check.

He ain't took nothing. That's the wrong verbiage. Thank you. That's the wrong verbiage. Now, nah, I think, you said you was gone. Now look. When he took her to the casino and she hit for that 18,000, he ain't asking for nothing. He ain't asking for nothing.

He didn't ask her for nothing. He drove her down now. Get my mic. You all right out. In the truck she bought. Mm-hmm. With the side panels. One thing about the old school, nigger, they'll take care of woman.

me. And this boy. Nick played the fan music. Fix that microphone. Yeah. Fix that microphone. Fix that microphone. Fix that microphone.

Fix that microphone. Are you going to cut that like now? No. That bitch glazing. That bitch glazing. Fix your microphone. Fix your microphone. You got to fix your microphone so people can hear you.

can hear ya. Yeah, man. It was such a big song in the 80s. This song? Gotta fix that microphone. Better fix that microphone. Gotta fix your microphone. We came up with the song with his microphone

wire catch. Well, we didn't see you. And we were like, it's someone's microphone not working. I can't do it. We was in Lotton. That's all I got. No, bro. Brof, listen, bro.

Brough, we was in Lawton? It's all I got. Stop talking to me, bro. Listen, bro. D.C., relax. It's nothing to it, mate. We were just sitting here. You know who you're talking like?

The nigger of animaniacs. What you want, a nigga? There's a lot at all. Oh, I know he's talking about like, Hey, dang. You're like, hey, how you want to sign? Oh, I thought you're talking about, yo, Dave. I thought you're talking about the slower.

I'm like, that's fucking. I'd be Mexican. Hey, man. You remember growing up in a fucking Aidas? How much shit they told us. I can't be from Paris and all that stupid shit. I can be from Mexico when I think of that. I can do that really good.

They're going to be married too. Why? They are. Because the Mexicans are going to see it and be like, we don't talk like that. They do talk like that. See, you're trying to talk like these. But we talk like these.

That's what they're gonna say to. I don't get a fog, okay? They're gonna have it for you. It's gonna sound the same shit you were doing. You know what? But he's really like D. I'm like I said that. I said like D.

No, like D. Okay. Hey, man, that's how. I don't think about the shit they told us that wasn't true, man. Like how ain't shit the country is. I just thought if I was sitting at home smoking weed, and I was like, the best they could come up with the kids

kids off drugs was the dare I'm not to do it I dare you and they ain't even triple dog dare you this is I dare you then put you in a drug freeze on and let you know that the drugs was right down the street better off just coming out saying I bet you won't do these drugs and this I'm still I'm grown as fuck and it's still some drugs that I learned about in there that I've never seen in what I know what you're gonna say what I know what you gonna say What? It's all.

I know what you're gonna say. Which one? I didn't know what you're gonna say. Which one? Man, this nigga, look for some one time. Just to see if any drug, never heard of. Barbiturates, nigga? What the fuck is that?

I don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. You want to stay away from barbiturates? Upers and downers. Amphetamines? Downers, greenies, laughers, screams.

Lafers, screamers, criers, blue opals, red herrings. Tell the truth. Lucy Goosey's, you're gonna have some lappers, I would definitely buy us. I'm buying the lafers. Yes. If a nigger had some laughers, or had that shit down.

I think like you, I can't do the laughers. Like that shit, Joker was selling in the Batman from 1992, but the niggas just die. With the big stupid smile. I can't do the laughers. I'm fucking with them laugh. I'm fucking with them laugh. I'm only going to take half.

I laugh. You're gonna take half, so you just be giving it all night. Nah, no, no, you know what I'm saying? We've already funny. We didn't took the laughers, get serious than the motherfucker. They have the opposite effect. They can just be depressed. And listen, and listen, another thing.

What are y'all laughing about? I'm trying to tell you that the Pacific Ocean is bigger than the Atlantic Ocean. And that's all I'm saying. That's your bad fire. He didn't took too many laughs. Serious of the motherfucker. Did you all do your taxes?

What fuck are we sitting here giggling for? Global warming right now. It's not in the future. Why nobody talk about the hole in the ozone layer no more? Y'all don't give a fuck, huh? Br, you're sitting here playing in his plan to get in the motherfucking ocean. How'd get there? How'd get there?

How I get there? People. Pollution, man. People don't recycle. And dolphins like coax. Come on, man. That is hilarious, bro. That's how a lot of plans that got in the ocean.

It was just dolphins stealing sprites and shit. Who the fuck... Who the fuck asked the koalas if they wanted to be saved? They don't want to be saved. The koala? You know, it's a, it's a, uh... The Panthers, they go in these things. The Panthers?

Not the Panthers, but the white motherfuck. Black Panthers? The white. Pandas? Oh, the other shit. Polar bear? Oh! They go in extinct.

They got a new bear. One got melanin. But check this out. They mix the polar bear with the grizzly bear. Call it a boli bear. A pizly bear. But check this out. I don't never believe that shit.

Oh, yeah. Can listen. Who the fuck went around the world and counted all the polar bears? It's somebody. Uh-uh. No, because it got some habitat that them bears are only supposed to be at. But check this out. It's some polar bears that's out there chilling in a place that they don't know nothing about.

Just like, yeah, bitch-ass nigger. That's the folks they're trying to count up. Hey, you know, you do know polar bears one of the only animals that actually hunt humans. Oh yeah, they'll pop your ass. They hunt humans. So what you're saying could be actually, they definitely would probably be, probably not been letting you see them. Check this out.

Every animal, every animal can do some shit that humans can't fuck with. Yeah. So for them to say that they counted all the polar bears and they are in danger. And like you said, these are fucking animals that hunt humans. Who the fuck wants to save them?

That ain't, you knick, don't be trying to be, like, I gotta make sure my ops reproduce this year. No, say them. Say them, because we ain't supposed to be up there like that. Yeah, we ain't. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. We got through my blood, you know what I'm saying.

That's day block. The Antarctica? But that's what I'm saying. What you're doing? When they go in that water and come up on that morpull in and they see your stupid ass? Like, what? We're straight, bro. We're good.

They don't know nothing about these. You gotta leave their habitat alone, man. Sometimes when you go fucking with folks in their habitat, man, there's some shit supposed to happen to you. That's what I was thinking about earlier. It's so many animals that never even lived in America. Like, naturally. What?

A whole bunch of animals never even lived. in America. Now, you mean to tell me, ain't no monkeys in America? It was. What happened to? Prehistoric. They ran.

I don't believe in prehistoric. I'm telling, think about when you see deer, like, deer's be looking at a child like you in their shit. Yeah. And no matter how many deer it is, it's still only deer.

I'm sorry to commit suicide. Yeah, it don't matter if it's a hundred of them, it's still deer. There's no such thing as you. So you ain't got to put an ass on it. No. It's dead. Dears is not.

Dears is. You don't see deer. You don't be like, look at all those deer. Yeah, you do. You do? Yeah. Look at all those deer. You just stop at the art.

Yeah. You know what I say, errors? Yeah. People like, how many deer did you see? Only see two deer. No, even if you see one or ten, it's just deer. So he'd be like, all right, I've seen four deer. Yeah.

The other day, they were like, deer's no. No. It's deer. Deer. Just one, just deer. You don't say deer? No ass. Dior.

There's a Dior. That was a deal. Okay, what do you call them, though? Because you gotta call it like, it's a... It's a flock of deer. No, not a flock. You gotta be a bird by name. Oh, for a flock, oh, okay.

Why can they flock? Well, they're not herd animals. To my deer not herd animals? No, you'll just see them on about two or three deep. I seem like, what if they nine deep? What would make you a herd? It's a group of deer. What's a number?

Some, Ryan. What is the number that considered you are heard? consider you are heard. What is the number? First of all, it depends on the animal. Is deer, do you have to say ears with an edge to be a flock of geese? Or a gander of geese.

There's a gaggle. A gaggle of geese. Yeah. A gaggle of geese, my nigga, murder. Yeah, but birds usually come in a car. Crows is a murder. Deer is plume? That shit hard.

So you don't have to say yes? No. I think it's some low-key racist shit. Why do you want to put an S on it if it just don't need? Because the deer makes it. But I'm saying if you saw two moose, you wouldn't say, look at those mooses.

Who? Yes, the fuck I would. You would say moose's over there, well? That's a lie to my own say, but look out of the moose. Look at all the moose. I told me. Moose? No.

Moose. You don't have to see what I said. If you saw them, it'll still be moose. Like if the motherfucker who lived where you saw the moose there, they're going to be like, be careful. There gang a moose shop here. Right. Moose is a gang.

That's dumb for you to be like, Moose is single and plural. Yeah. So it don't even matter how you want to. But that's why you said gang of moose. Right. That's too much. Going at the E.S.

Just like, if you see one nigger, you'll still say niggas. You add to the s, though. You don't be like, but it was four nigger out there. But that's what I'm saying. What? I'm talking about eight of them nigger outside. But if you saw one nigger, you still gonna be like,

yeah, that's niggas. Yeah, that's nigger. It ain't no eight nigger outside. Like, how many niggas jumped you? But they were like nine niggas. They were like, you all right? You scraped? They didn't bitch up that bad, didn't.

They were like nine nougal outside, my head. All the niggum were hitting me in my head. That's the fucked-up part about the racism, though, because niggas is niggas. Right. Because if you sit and get around some niggas, you don't know. Right. And some shit like that happened, they're gonna be like,

well, who did? Man, I don't know them niggas. Right. And you're gonna feel the same way. Like, it's just some random niggas. You put them in the category. See, the niggas, you just put them in the category. That's the harder part about being a nigga, though.

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Sometimes you don't feel like one. What do you mean? Because sometimes white people, they always go say some nigger shit. when you're not even feeling niggerish you're trying to do your shit and then all of a sudden they say the shit and it's like you're a werewolf nigga

because you go crazy but it's like just being black is some nigger so I can't get butt to feel like a nigga especially when I see a white person I was like that's a nigga you're not going to have that same feeling you're supposed to be protected in your species

that's what I'm saying because I know what he's coming from but that's what I'm saying that's the part that's supposed to protect you like tigers ain't worried about a motherfucking tiger eating them. If two tigers ran into each other and they were looking for something either.

I'm like, all right, nigga, you're lucky. You almost got it. You're a tiger. Get the fuck on, though. Right. But then, you know, they might have like a tiger fight, but this nigga ain't gonna like eat this nigga.

Right, right, right. You get what I'm saying? Niggas are fucking eating shit. There's one tiger out there to eat people, though. I mean, that nigga eat other type. He can't have it. He can't have it. Where do you come over here?

I'm eating everything. That nigga cross-eyed. I watch all these animal documentaries and shit. They might not eat the shit. kill it, but they might not eat it. I watch a lot of that documentary how many times does it take a cheetah to catch his prey? They get closer

as they can, because they can only run for so long. No, they're like one in, like, one in 15 or something. Fuck that shit, one out of 11. Damn. One out of 11 tribe. It's so fast. Like, even a gazelle can still outrun a cheetah. It's too fast that it just can't,

being too fast can have this cons, too. Because it's too fast, you never really can concentrate, because you just going, shoo, before you know, you're not shot right past when the fuck you're trying to eat. He got to do this shit 10 more time. And then that's the day. And he's hungry.

And he hungry, fuck. And he's hungry. And sometimes he don't get it. So he just be like, God damn, man. I love when the cheater men and the nigger fall and flip over and just be like, fuck it. You see how tired they all the animal will be looking back. Like you straight, right?

The niggas just sit there for a minute just. Can you know he fucked up. And gazelles are running like, oh, nigga, I seen you the first eight times. Go. I'm gonna get your head. Niggas don't even know, bro. I'll be watching the animal shit.

Oh, okay. How about it does it take for a spider to create a web? We don't even see them niggas doing that shit, nigger. As long as they won't fucking want to. The long as they fucking run. Give a spider about two weeks. He'll have all this sold up, nigga. But check this out, though.

You only see it. He just be... Skiy. What you call that, Sprin? Did you know? Did you know that they build the web according to what they're trying to catch? Yeah, they kill other spiders. A spider would get so, so lame, right?

And come on your web, and if you don't want to get it to him, nigga, he'll cut your shit. He'll cut your shit, both of y'all just fly over. He'd be like, nigger, get to me. You all, oh, I cut that. I'm like, these nigger, petting the hell, right? It took you three weeks to make this shit. A little nigg, they're going to cut your shit.

But it is fucked up how to cheat it don't be successful, Nick. Because all the animals be working together, they pull up at the waterhole, niggas just be standing that still, like, oh, shit. Or they will do that shit. It'll be like monkeys or let the motherfuckers know because they fuck with them on some shit, so they'll see this shit and be like, hey!

And then the motherfucker and the cheetah's looking at that nigga, like, you bitch, a man, you know. What the fuck would you say something? You know, the favorite animal I like to see Hunt, I don't know, because it's the most gasty shit. And they got, and they like, They're the swarves. They're the swarves.

And you don't really hear about them like that, because niggas, like how you say, ain't too many niggas is examining these animals because these motherfuckers will kill you. A fucking jaguar. Poundth and a jaguar. They kind of get them mixed up. You really can't get them, you know what I'm saying?

You can't compare them like that, but they damn they're the same. Them niggas hunt so. Fucking goddamn, bro. You know the motherfuckers that can't nobody fuck with, nobody fucking with, though. It's the honey badger. Yeah.

That motherfucker cute. Everything. This nigga got bit by a cobra and took a nap. Who? The honey badger? Nick, cobra bit the motherfucker. What's a honey badger? I know what it is.

What it is? Woke up and ate the cobra. Man, this is a little motherfucker. It's like a badger or a wolverine or a goddamn. Oh, I know you're talking about. Man, that's the baddest motherfucker. You could put the honey badgers and beat up everything in the animal kingdom. Nika, elephants move out the way

with this motherfucking coming. He trained to eat nuts. He go for nuts first, I mean. You know what, a survival animal that niggins would be sleeping on? A pokey, what do you call them, the little pokey pine, motherfucker? Yeah.

Right. And I'm like, it's hard to eat them little niggas. They're gonna put that little stick out and they be bucking, they be like, hey, watch this. Yeah, how to poke your bitch at, come on. You're gonna be eating them those shit. Who?

Honey badgers. No. Shit. He pulled up and all that. No, he don't care. That shit don't matter. He would pull the motherfuckers out. He don't care.

Me and this nigga was at my old crib hired one day. We watched probably about two hours of honeymast. He don't care. Whatever you put him in, this motherfucker getting out. Everything. He getting out. My boy, appreciate it, but you're a good man. What this is here?

Did the whole time? Yeah. My boy. I had to get some pieces from my old job. Don't know. Or sometimes I just have a random craving for this shit. You want something? No.

Oh, you got the thin cross, too. Change the game more. That is the best one, but I'm good. Don't judge me, I pray for this food early. What you got right now, game violence? You want some? Want some of this? Mm-mm.

Okay, bit, what you got right on? Some dominole too. I had to go and add, you know, add, you don't. You roll on my eye, I don't want that. That's the best shit, man. You still eat pepperon a piece, man. But what is wrong with you? What's wrong with you?

What's the other pieces? Cheez, man, cheese. Cheese, man, cheese. Cheese, pepper on the last night. What's me mean? Do you see me criticize what's on your plate? That's a fool shit. Do you see me doing that?

Neck me want him to get some shit, he's going to, why would you do that? What you got? I got steak and shrimp. Oh, you still eat yellow rice, nigga? That bull. Chris, niggins don't eat that shit no more. I love yellow.

Steak and shrimp. You've been eating out of my plate, Nick. Can these right look like three scoops left? That rice looks scimpy. Are you sure? There's a fork already in here. Look your sandwich up. No, no cap.

Look your shit up. No, I swam with everything. It's a fork already in. No, no cap, dick. It's a fork out of there. Oh, they gave me a fork, too? No, I ain't looking at that, so. Okay, big.

I think a nigga with e'en on this and gave you back. Damn, man, you still eat your right, man. Yeah, you still eat your right. Eat better. Rich niggas been off that. Mm-mm. I eat right, right, because you make you gain weight. No, it don't.

Why don't you're going to get away? Mm-mm. I've been lying to you so much. I don't know what it is. I'm supposed to take of this shit. I found out a new lie is every day. White rice is going to make you gain weight? How does it is going to make you gain weight?

It's like the protein. That ain't even rice job, nigg. But they said you. Rice job is just to get you through. So white rice is going to get you through. So white rice is going to get you gain. Rice is gonna do shit. Rice is just to get you through.

Hey, bullshit, I've been lied to you. Why do you think they give away rice? It's useless. That bullshit. Rice is the only food they use as a fucking... You can make it good, though. It's a decoration, nigga. I thought it was for what you're gonna call to do.

I've been on my protein shit, I told you, but I got me air fry, boy, you're bullshit. You've been on your protein shit and bought an air fry. I hear ya. Everything that I put in there, It's got good protein. I had about 16 grams of protein anymore. I'm cooking, lo.

Really? When have I ever knocked anything you did? No, I'm just here. I'm cooking there. I've delivered some recipe. Add some outfriar recipe. What you're cooking? I ain't started yet.

Salmon. 50 grams on. Seven. I just got to get my seasoning right. You're right. You're right to figure it out. All your season. I'm going to get a deep fried too, though.

You got to do the black. I don't really like the stove. I like that quick shit. You know what I'm saying. I got some weight. I thought I already did. Don't I'm asking. I just have to go.

That's what I'm doing, Logan. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? You see the acourt right here. Trying to keep me together. Trying to keep me together, you know what I'm saying? You're trying to wrestle? No, you know what I'm saying? A nigger pushed me other day.

I took too many steps to the left. I said, man, I didn't want to put me all over here, bro. And I paid it all, though. I was like, buddy, you crazy. You're crazy. You're crazy. You're trying to gain some weight for real. The trick is to eat at the same time every day.

That don't work for me. I don't know what time is time. I look up and I'd be like, damn, I gotta go to sleep. I feel. In and around the same time. You're like five, six times a day. When the police arrested me, you were moving me around too much. My feet wasn't stable.

I was in the cuff, but I was like, hey, man. You were a lot on your feet. Hey, hey. You can't let no grown man just start doing it. Nick started doing. Just a man, how about you? He started working out the next day. When a nigga push you and do all that after shit,

you'd be like, man. He had to cuffs on me already. I'm like, all right, man. I'm not the best of walking backwards, but you ain't got to be jerking me like this. Randolph. That's the fun part of his job. Me.

You got me fucked up. Mm-mm. This shit bushing. Uh-uh. That fat like that. Mm-hmm. That's shit bussy. Oh, no.

I'm gaining weight, though. I probably gained my life. I got about like five six pounds. I eat two peanuts down before I go sleep. You know what I'm saying? Make sure I get my protein straight. That's about 20 grams in it. And I cook me a little bruffer, you know what I'm saying?

That about 12 grams with the bruffer and my water mat. Who the fuck got you counting grams of food? You got to. No, you don't. No, no, no, no. When I say, grounds with protein, that's what I mean? Hmm? I mean, I'm saying, grounds with a protein.

You need to know how much protein you're about to consume it. about to consume me a day. Because you realize you're putting to eat 2,000 calories. How much you eat? How many calories I'm taking? Close to like 1,800. So I'm getting close to the body, like, 2,200 a day. Because I realized I would eat, eat the calories,

and I'm like, my nigga. I just ate that. What? 2,000 calories. Oh, yeah, you did. You take that piece again, you 2,000. And that shit, back. 60.

No, boy. We won. No, all that grief, all that shit, all that shit, all that shit, all that shit. What you just say nane? That shit blow your calories. All that greed, all that shit, all that shit. What the fuck?

No, it's not like it's just cheese, sauce, and what you guys, man? So four of those slices, you just had 2,000 calories. I'm regular pizza in calories. That's all you need. How many pieces? You would be surprised. You say how many pizzas? What? I don't eat six. A hundred.

So a thousand. And five hundred and forty calories. Each thin crust is a thousand and five hundred and forty calories. The whole pizza is a thousand, five hundred and forty calories. Right. You eat the whole box. Then you'll be close to what you're supposed to eat. I'm high right now.

I know you is. So what I don't eat, we'll get eight. I don't count candy. But look, though. I'm already saving one of these to drive home. Cateries ain't nothing but energy. You feel what I'm saying? But the protein is what to keep your body function.

We eat a lot of bullshit when you ate enough protein. Yeah, but you got to have sex. Yeah, because you burning it up. As long as you have some sex. You're burning it up. Hold on, hold on, hello, hello. Hey, you think you do it. Of course you got to do that, but you're gonna burn that regard.

Just walking in your house, bro, you burn the calendar. No, you're not. Yes, you are, niggins. You're not, no. Don't make this long walk when it's a short walk. Let me tell you something. Y'all metabolism, slow in hell. Mappetabitism fast and fuck.

I'm gonna shit this out in 10 minutes. That's why you ain't got to do none of the day. Yes, I do. That's not healthy. Can you keep no weight on me? Because you're shit in your food out. You're like a bird. Mammatatat, my metabolism, that's a excuse.

That's a deal. It's burning it all fast. Mm-mm. You're supposed to eat a little bit, then boobo then eat so you'll have something on you. You're not about it, so you have something on you. You're wasting food. That's why they put something on your stomach.

You get put out my grandma house. This more things that are going to eat up everything and keep shitting it out. I'm going to put a stop in your life. Don't you make another peanut butter and jelly sandwich? You're not even eating that damn food. That's why you keep shitting. Chew your damn fool, look.

Boy, eating the whole creases of the steak. When did you get 35? You're gonna chew until your jaw hurt. Exactly. Nah, bro. I'm in no cage, dude. I didn't eat that fool. Man, niggum, I ate two peas in the whitening earlier.

I had some goddamn four whin earlier. I had a 10 p earlier. And I had my broth. You ain't ate nothing? I ate something. Mm-mm. I ate some. Mm-mm.

That red meat good for you. It's in the Bible that we have a nigga cooking lamb. That's what, red meat is bad. You be like, bro, I don't just so crunchy, dick. Lamb, red meat, beef, red meat. Lamb, like, round the corner around from. That shit, red when you cook, blood, boy. What?

What on? Well. This shit, boy, that's you, man. A lot. I ain't gonna lie. Hey, eh, eh, hey. You've been to a jokes that's hurt? I eat what I want to eat.

Yeah. That's it, buddy. You eat what you want to eat? I ain't the fuck I want to eat. You know how many motherfuckers I didn't seem built terribly, happily in love with another motherfucker. Like that, though, you want your battle to be here for the next following year.

It will. It'll be here for a 40 more year. for all these more years. I don't know what the fuck it's gonna be, but it'll be someone. That niggins stupid a fuck. I don't know where it's gonna be, but it'll be here. Amen.

I trust me at this point. I know what the fuck got me this part. Yeah, this is your butt. Mm-hmm. That what she's shit out? Clayton, what are you been in? On the ground. Working on some shit I can't talk about, but you know.

That'd be that good shit. I can tell you, but I can't tell them, you feel. They're mad at hell. That what he made, he can't that lot, man. Yeah, far in the country. Let's see it when it's turn. I know what this nigga being Batman or some shit, though? Some big shit.

Don't play the Joker, bro. Like, I'm being Black man. That's all I can be, man. Ooh, talk your shit. Black man. Talk your shit. This, niggie. Nah, but some shit coming.

There's a pilot I'm supposed to be working on. With a dude from the sports show, Omani. Should be dope. I'm a stupid. Oh, Tom. Mm-hmm. Lominee, you got some shit coming out, man. Mm-mm.

Mm-mm. He, like, give him a water. Hmm. Mm. Mm. Mm. I'm on them laughers. I'm on some uppers.

Some uppers. They couldn't. I don't get this shit till like tricking. They fucked up, bitch. They fucked the shrimp up. You know what I'm standing there. I felt like there was another thing plate. They just reheated it.

I don't play with that. I don't know. Get my seafood right. It's Tuesday. It's supposed to be right. I don't know if I should eat some more of this, or that's just. I don't know, but that's $540 cat is right now, boy.

I get down. You get down? I get down. You eat it like that, bro? I fuck some shit up. I don't eat a lot, but when I do. You fuck some shit up. I fuck shit up.

I fuck shit up. I think sometimes when that. Like, I don't think I ever hate nothing on this damn show. Could I put too more pressure on, I really do gotta get out of this. No, it'd usually be you. Yeah, like, I would get a lot of food. I'm like, fuck, I'm hungry and fuck. And I realize, like, damn, I really do gotta eat all this shit.

I don't need eat it all. I eat a plate. I've seen what other people eat. Some motherfuckers can really throw down. I seen this girl eat two big-ass burgers one time. This shit blew my mind. I'm talking about two big, fat-ass burgers. Back to bed.

You didn't pay for it? I mean, I was so amazed. You know, bagged the back. She ordered them at the same time? She ate a whole one so fast. So she ate one and was like, I need another one. Please, sir.

Can we have one more? Bro, she was so bad. And I was like, when the last time you ate? Yeah, a bit. Sometimes a bitch don't be eating, bro. The bitch hadn't sat on the couch in months. Minimum. You were delicious, too.

What y'all eat? What's that shit right up here on Marietta? That delet, that, uh... What's the name of that shit? Huh? Not Kel's Kitchen, that's the... Which one? It used to be... It used to be...

It's the spot they got all the good... The good seafood there. It ain't done no more. They ain't done no more. That's it. It ain't done no more. The motherfucker had some good-ass food. Right there by the CNN, something.

Man, that motherfucker used to go hard. What? There's some good little spice out here, though. I was just calling my other little part and I was like, bro, I've been trying to find a good soul food that I can pull up to that I know. I know what? In Marietta, though. Busting.

Where? It's called a manor house. Manor house? That shit bustling. Soul food. Where is it? Over there off the fairgrounds. Marietta?

Marietta. In Marietta. In Marietta County, man. Manah house. Y'all nigga be on rough, man. You know over there by my old crib. I'm so scared of Carl. Yeah.

Like if you're going, like you're safe hands, you're going down like South Cup and you jump off on the South Fairground. Oh, what about is? South Car. Shit. Okay. Down off in that area.

Oh, no, niggum. They act like too. They'd be like, hi. You be like, miss, you don't like me, man. This is the most racist part in Georgia. I'm telling you. That shit works. He'll hate your good.

They're good. And what it called? Manna House. Manah House. You just got to stay close to them straight with it. A N-A. Don't, I ain't heard. I ain't heard.

I'm going. I ain't heard no matter how that niggins don't go to Mirrienne. Bro, it's some aunties out there and there pray over your food when you leave and everything. I promise you. I'm fucking with that day. I'm coming to Manahow. They got the Bible all up playing Mahalya Jets. Is it attached to a church or is it through a church?

Uh-uh. It's a convenience store. And it's a barbershop and a laundromat over there by that shit. That shit, five. I tell everybody go out there. They got some catfish. Nuggets. Magnifices.

Well? Delicious. It's like the catfish wanted to be nuggets. Cut me up real. Cut me in the house. Cut me up into little pieces. When I go, cut me into little pieces. You like seafood?

I don't really fuck with it. Appreciate your new face. Everybody else ain't shit for letting me have crumbs on my face. You know what? Let me see what I can give one. Now go ahead. Let me see what the little more pepper on you tell me. I told you.

You're going to criticize me. You're going to criticize me. and then you're gonna eat it. That's the best shit that Domino's sell, that dead grud's pepperoni. I put that on everything. That'll keep the doors open if more people knew. What is pepperon?

What is pepperon? Pork. Ooh. Just wanted to weigh some food, dude. Boy, how I'm gonna go crazy. Ooh, boy, something said, don't you bite that? I don't know what it is. Something just like, don't bite that.

You just wanted to play with some food. Who said that? When I looked at it, I had to make shit with the right type of meat, pause. Hey, hurry up, see, Paul. Paul! Paul, time out! That's pepperoni for real?

I mean, pork? Yeah. They got beefedrona. This might not be it, though. My bad, bro. But that ain't what that is. That's just hurt your heart. See that hell piece of going that trash.

That's a nigga wasting food. Is the restaurant? Oh, the, oh, I thought you said the mama. Oh, this shit look good. I wouldn't tell you no bullshit. Man a house. Shout them to me to hurry up and get a restaurant. They just got a shot.

They just got a shot. They got one. Man, where I said? But they got the food truck out there on the Silver Road. I stay too far to pull up on a food truck. It's close to here. It's close here. Yeah.

It's five minutes from here. But they got the truck. They can bring that bit where I'm at there. You got to pull up at your house? Push up, meet me halfway. Pay them for the day. They'll pull up on your cooking all day. You know what I need.

It's always busy. He's from the west side, though. He's probably tired of this shit. I'm a west side nigg for real, man. That shit for tours. Ooh, they got pound cat! I tried to tell you, man. Oh!

You stupid. Bro, they got- That motherfucker, look, that pound cape were like, nigga, what about you? I'm telling you, this is a legit-ass... They got a whole display case full of fucking treats and shit.

They make them all day long. When you got some pound cape, man, that's... Let me stop giving these people all this free promo. But I'm telling me popping. People are the people gonna be at the Matterhouse. It's gonna blow up and wing a bed again. Oh, they got some art tell, too? Now your shit don't take so long.

Everything a nigger want to eat, they got pork chopped, oxtail, greens, cabbage, cornbread, corn, okra, they got everything your grandma ever made. And they're playing gospel music in there. You don't hear me, they got Kool-Aid, It's a lot of money. There's a lot of meat. Nika, they got chili dogs, man.

They got root abate? Ain't it like a good place you're gonna get a chillet all in. They got rid of it, cheesecake. What? You're a real nigga, well, you're gonna grab you about. Look, that's the gangster right there. That red, fucking chocolate cake, yellow cake with chocolate ice.

Hey, man, I'm gonna have to try these four, but I hate car. I ain't said I hate car, kind of, I don't like the energy. No, I'm telling you, man. Next time you need some toes pull up on these folks, man. They're they fried, they fried cheeky.

Bro, they're not playing. Now, they look like some fried pork. Ooh, look at that red velvet cake. Ooh, all that ice is. But they just got a whole-ass commercial, boy. Who? Manor house. Yeah.

They gonna chop this up so many different ways. Go and get out your mama house and go to the manna house. Stop, dog, because you're gonna hear this shit on the record. Go on get out of my house. And I want my money when this shit is playing. If you like the bitches, you would love the food. Oh, they got the chili dollars at the end, like, you knew you little chiller, though. That's some extra shit you just throw in.

Whoever made their website, boy, they're great. But they're great. You just on their bed like, I gotta go. This shit looks like, sit flat. I'll ride that ride. Pull it up. And that ride. Somebody gonna be like, man, we came all the way

from Omaha, Nebraska. Just to go to the Manor House. He heard about it, he done the 85 South show. Everybody's like, man, somebody keeps saying they're driving on the expressway hearing us, man. What a good burger spot at. Oh, shit. It's hard.

It's that one fancy spot. I can't think of the name. Fred's meat and burgers. Hell no. That's what shit Ryan's part on there. Oh, I'm damn. Ryan and opened up some shit with this. So we're just gonna cook them all over there?

You can do this. I like steakhouse burgers. You go to steakhouses. Steakhouse? I love to go to steakhouses that got good burgers. You're not true. That's just when they show and they ask. It's sensation out of them.

Sonic, Sonic know how to cook something if they got it. Somebody got to be on the grill that really fuck with you. Because that number one ad you ain't home. Like onion. Yeah, that's some shit that. You're shitting in 10 minutes. That motherfucker, boy, out dough. See, I like eating outside food.

Huh? Outside food. Yeah, like grill. Oh. We just call it outside food. Hamburger hot dog. Hamburger hot dog, you know. Any food is outside food, if you take it outside.

That's why I was like. But you mean it's cooked outside. When we like outside food, they're hot dogs. You know, that. Like, I love outside food. That's the thing. I'm trying to figure it out.

I'm like, this thing is like, I'm not going in there. Just give me the food out here. No, we think of outside food. Take that shit outside. Exactly. You can't eat that shit in here. Man, what? Outside food.

I don't know. It's hard. A good burger spot around here. Because we're good on soul food. Seafood popping like a lot. Come on, buddy. It's their steak blaze, what is it? Huh?

Can you come out of these white folks shit out? Nah, it's something with an M, right? It's something with an M. You need to go to O'Reilly. No, we go to AutoZone, bitch-ass, niggins. We go to AutoZone. That's what we want to go. Have you tried out back steakhouse?

Oh, Riley. What type of people serving the food over there? Like, he's going to be like, you should hit Marisa's Rib Shack. They got a great burger. His Aunt Teresa makes them with a bare hands. Yeah, no. Ain't nobody ever heard Fred.

What did that shit call? Fred and who? Have you ever tried Freddy Boys Burger? Fred Meeting Burger. I just know it's a little black hole spot somewhere. With a screen, though, that don't close all the way. Hey, hey, why ain't nobody tell them, man? Rest in a piece of missing ass.

Look, I know you might not come through here, but if you ever come through Charlottesburg, West Virginia. Stop by Calvin's burger. Calvinsburger and Frass Spot. We at South 118th Across the Back from CVS. Across the Back. Niggas be looking for it.

He's head across the back. We're not open on money. I think about how are CVA and talking about he's at him across the back. I'm telling you, that's like the best place to go get a real burger and some little niggins that got their grill in the parking lot. Man?

Pull up. That's outside. Not long, it ain't over the reason. The crazy part is this niggas selling burgers on the side, it seemed like. They were like, look, man, I can do you one. Like, no, nigger, is it on the menu or not? Well, I'm really selling turkey wings and ribs. That's what I'm selling.

That's $15 plate. Now, I can't make you a burger. I don't know one time. We pulled it over the shit. The nigger was on the grill going crazy. We didn't heard about this spot all week. Talking about this guy got all the good shit. So we put a little OG over there cooking his ass out.

Now, he's swearing. He's sweating like some bit. You can hear the sweat come off his head, hit the green on the grill. We're like, bro. Bro. Stop playing.

I swear on everything. O.G., I forgot. Wipe the air. White this hand. With the towel. Put it on his shoulder. Ah. Cuss.

Me and my man, like, what you want to do? I'm like, see, they say good. They say it good, man. We see why, man. We didn't eat this shit, man. You know what?

That's a man, bro, but that don't work. We ain't. We ate this shit. We ate. This motherfucker... Why you... You don't... All right.

It was outside. Outside. Eat outside food. You see outside of shit. Outside food. Outside food. Bro, your ass is ignorant. We got to start finding these spots again.

All the ones that survive the panes. Man, we got about underground eateries. We just got to start putting up on these motherfucking, just eat their food. Yeah, we're about to get back outside it, for real. I'd be trying to support the black people, too. See, everybody be thinking they can cook, though. I fuck what you know, eat everything.

And that's the thing about me. Don't force me to eat this shit. It's good, man, I'm telling you. He ain't never had it before. Listen, don't force me to eat this shit. Just make some shit that I normally eat, and let me eat that. But see, that's what show you what the real cook is.

Man, a real motherfucker that can cook, can. I got all this weed that ain't smoked yet. A real motherfucker can cook can cook what you want and it'd be good the way you like it. You can't just make that shit one way. You don't like pickles when you can't taste them. Why you put them in there? Because I'm gonna taste them.

I don't like when people say shit like that. Yeah, motherfucker tried to make me eat some bull shit one day on the road. I don't eat that arena food. Hell no, you can't just be eating all that shit, man. You know, cause you fuck around and be shit? Like that, man. Ask for it from where you want some shit from in that city. They call this thing to stay hearing that shit.

Because you're going to serve a city. I was gonna stay, listen, I was, listen, I get bad case of diarrhea two times a year. I don't know how, where it come from, but it's two times. It's just outside food, nigger. No, outside food is great. Is it two times a year? Yeah, two times a year, I eat outside food all the year.

That's what happens from eating outside food, from eating outside food, man. This nigga wipe his ass with a towel. Do it back over his shoulder. Wipe his nose and- You don't know what, get what, Clay? I'm about to bushy, though. You don't know what the nigger doing in the back,

cooking your food, then? Not that. You don't know, because you ain't back there watching them niggas. But he gonna be fired. What the niggis, and he'll be like. Shit, he didn't see that, mama. Who on that thing? Who on that?

Oh, we fly that. Nah, hell, nah. Yeah, be fucked up. What the fuck we were talking about? Tyreale, two times a time. Two times. Right. I got lost.

So look, right. Nigger, I'm in the back. I didn't shit it probably like eight time that day. If I was to fart, I thought I had to fart, that shit coming out of my pan leg. You hear me? What time is this? What time it started? Nick, it started like at nine that morning.

You know how you were like, oh shit. Let me go. Let me go. This got to go in the toilet now. You hear me? At 9 o'clock at night, I was still on the toilet, like, boy, eight times. Niggum, a girl come in, she's talking about,

they call him you on stage, they call him you on stage. Yeah, hit that boy, fucking, wow, wow, wow. Run out on stage, literally. Mike were like, is he here now? Then he called me again. They all back that shit, nigga. While he called me on stage, like, he called DC on fly?

Well, I'm on the toilet. But you made. I made it. I made it. I made it. I had a good time. You went right back to the toilet? Way back.

Finish where I left off. I went done then. Nick, the moves were slow in hell. I was like, and then, they were wondering why I was walking still. Your ass would. And then when I walked to the left, they don't need no, but I'm like, boy, they ain't need wipe all the way.

They feel too or something else, man. They'd be fucking me up. That's gonna laugh. I'd be standing there like, man, they don't never tell to me the fucking line up. I'd be like, oh, you, what the fuck? Give me the fucking line up.

You never know who this nigga be about to call. Nah, that shit's fun, though. Me and Coach Wayne back gambling like a mama. Y'all cut it out. I call that nigga banked roll bully, man. I don't know. I ain't gonna speak too much. That boy, that, I can't gamble him. No, you know how a nigga...

He one of them niggies. If he's gonna lose, you gotta beat him the fuck up. to beat him to fuck up. He's at all loo. He'd be sitting there like, look. He'll go to deed to my house. You shoot that. You'd be like, country, I'm not doing that, bro.

He'd be like, listen, it's okay. I got more houses. Shoot that. I'm like, bro. When I say the bank roll bully, you can't better, nigger who's willing to lose it all because he'll fuck around and come get it back. Because he got too much money that your hatch street,

you ain't gonna be hot for too long. He's gonna sit, he'd be like, look, if you're just God, damn. But one day, your hotness is just going to come on off. He came and got all that money back. I had, what, like $10,000? $10,000. I don't know what, he got a little $10,000, bro.

He got a little $10,000. And continued to shoot him. He came and got that money back. You just said you weren't going to speak too much. You should told everything. All of this money was monopoly money. It was for pure entertainment. We here at Clayton.

Do not condone any of this activity, and there's no way these gentlemen would have to pay to all a monopoly money. That beat played money. That money, fake, I was holding that for somebody. I don't have nothing. Yeah, I ain't got shit. I ain't got shit.

I want that shit at a consumer. They was on the video poker. You need a reservation. It's reservation. I was just there. They got me fucking up. Damn. Man, who loo?

Cut that out. Niggi told the entire story. So I'm of 97,891. This nigga, country way ain't landed a helicopter. Cut that shit out. Nicking need one phone call. Birdman was out. Then the nigga called a bank, made the bank people wake up.

Go in the same. Come back. Two turtle dubs. I'm about to buy a finger monkey too. Snacks it. I'm trying to get the fuck out of here with you, man. That's shit like two thousand dollars. I don't give a fuck, man.

You're too rich. I ain't rich. He won a monkey. That's rich. Now, you're talking about. What the fuck you even thought about having the monkey from? Vanker monkeys. Bigger monkeys.

I'm like Tarzan, brother. No. I love animals. Since when? It's okay to have animals. You always wanted a monkey. No. It's like having 90 niggas at your house.

No, I got nine animals. No, tell me. Tell me. Tell me. When you found out about the finger monkey? The finger monkey. When did you find out about it? This is recent.

No, I've been looking for one. Now I've been looking for one. It got to be the right finger monkey though. I don't want no ugly. I'm going to be able to fuck with them. What the fuck is a... So you're looking for a cute monkey. Not no cute monkey.

You said the king of the other. You did say, didn't he say that? I'm looking for the right finger money. Just say, just that's adorable. Look, I've been adorable. I've been around the monkey community. Look at this fucking, man. Oh my God.

What kind of monkey are you looking for? Must be attracted. To other monkeys. To other monkeys. The bitch is gonna love the monkey, man. I'm telling you, man. Stop. Bro.

The monkey? No. That's the other shit you can be doing. I already did that. Get your monkey, though. Get your. But I just want to know when you found out about the finger monkeys. I've been fucking around with it.

Like, exotic animals I've been on that shit. But what the fuck? It's not called a finkum. Yes, the fuck it is. A marmoset? What is it? Obviously, someone has been looking for a finkle monkey as well. Niggas, I always want to make it like we're the only crazy niggins out here.

So you're crazy, too, niggins. I'm the only one sitting here that ain't. Listen, they have monkeys, Carlos, that you have never seen before. I don't want no fucking... Me and Clayton know all about him. You're going to act like we didn't just watch a video of the monkey snatch your motherfucker whole scalp off? Yeah.

Which one? No. Y'all talking about the monkey that's in suit. That's a bad boon. That's a bad boon, my lank. I'm different. No, this finger monkey stays this mall. Okay.

This bitch pulled your scalp back. I thought you was innocent. Okay. Figure monkey's crazy. Man, that fucking monkey poke you in the eyes over with. This little bullfucker? Yeah.

And then they had cool around people. Poke you in the ass. This thing, open your eye lid up. Exactly. This dick, open your shit up. Leak your shit. Poke you with that little monkey finger. Your shit gonna turn blue.

And he's just gonna keep getting bigger. Wow, that's funny. You think you dream about this thing? He's on your face. He's on your face, bro. He's open your eye up and shit in my heart. He's open your eye up and shit in your eye. Bro, that's funny, bro.

He's going to shit right in your eye. Uh-oh. That is funny, bro. You're thinking like, my friend. Right, you're going to buy that shit? Oh, shit. You're going to buy that shit. Oh, shit.

shit like that. Oh shit! Ah! Oh, that's fire, bro. He said, oh, we're gonna hope you out of a little, bro. Ooh, shit. Now you think about that shit? That is funny.

What did they do go crazy? Bro. The mother's gonna cause havoc. That is funny, bro. You're talking about it ain't gonna do nothing. He's gonna do something. Oh, shit. Bro, snatch your goddamn earring out.

You don't know. It's funny, bro. Oh, shit. That's a little monkey. I ain't thinking about the bitches going crazy, bro. You're talking about the size of it. It's a monkey. Oh, shit. Hey, man.

That's funny, bro. That bitch is freak out and I couldn't catch it. That motherfucker get attached to you. You just start attacking everybody. This nigga get right here, you can't. You just keep running around. He's too fast, you can't get a hand on you. He jumped down your shirt, he's hiding right under your balls.

Heck, uh-uh. Hell no. Oh, shit. You come home. That monkey gonna be in and ate all the crops out of all your drawings. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

That ate a hole in it. Every pair of draws you got. Whole tape out. He ate the a lot of you. He won't eat none of the food, I bought it, because he didn't eat a hundred and twenty eight brass today. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Nobody in the half my drawer. Oh, shit. You're going to eat all your drawers and fuck all your son. Oh, shit. You put your sock on. Oh, shit. What are you this stupid at?

What's all of them little slamming things? Oh, shit. You mean it's in your whole tank out. A nigga that ain't nothing but your booty hole part. These niggins are infatuated with your booty hole. Why that is I'm married, man. He's the monkey, he liked the monkey around. Boy, no monkey business.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Bro, you got to think of that for y'all. You got to think this shit out. That is funny. You paid to have this little terrorizing motherfucker on your house. You want him to be cute. You're going to pick the cute one.

Better throw him a motherfucker going to be beating him. You know he's going to terrorad you because he thinks he deserved better. I'm good looking. I'm a grown-ass monkey, man. I'm just smaller. Oh, boy that shit. You're gonna buy that shit in a girl. Hey, yeah, I'm gonna buy that shit.

Just seeing the nigga go flip-up. Okay. Fly excited. You're gonna be scared to open the cage once you got him. I'm like, look, bro, I gotta keep the dick like on three locks, run the nigga crazy. Are you ready to be a monkey parent? How much is monkey food?

I don't eat you know. Exactly. Yeah. Man, you feed that little nigga, like, so flies. What about monkey medicine? You'll eat too much. You don't eat too much, nigga. He didn't breathe.

You think he gonna eat sunflower seeds every day? Sunflowers, he's to breathe. That nigga will have high cholesterol. I'm like, huh? He's gonna be too fat to be a finger monkey. That is hilarious, bro. He said that motherfuck going to free out, boy. He's talking about your whole tank out.

Every time you poxs, God damn! This need to eat another hole, let me shit. The goddamn tip drum! How do you keep you keep? He's getting out and get back in like you ain't doing shit. He just in there, he's got drawers hanging from his mouth. Every time he said he put on the drawl, he turned around.

If I think he noticed I bit that would do. He ate straight through the drawers. Earpap. That's funny, though, bro. But you got people that be having out of them exotic animal. Like, I really don't fuck with nobody who got snatched, bro. I can't do it. I can't even come in your house.

Real talk. Yeah. You talk to me, you got to talk me on the porch. But you want a finger monkey. Yeah, yeah. I just want a finger some monkey. Because the snake just feel like he's in blind. He don't do nothing while he wrap around my arm there

squeezing me tightly. He don't fuck with me. Man, snakes, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. All wild animals have wild animal tendencies. But I feel like I trust my ability to get away from a snake. If I see the snake, I can get away

What if you don't? What if the snake be like? I'm gonna get this bitch. I ain't even gonna lie. I get frightened. I think I could, come on, man. I can get about to be on the snake. My first reaction is frightened.

Oh, that nigger on you, man. He's a rapper around in here. It's over. He can't catch that nigga, man. Dog, if a monkey. Man, that motherfucker run back your face one time and then your lip be wet. That's the d'nigoo. You don't pee on your lip.

He fast enough to wipe that little bit. pink monkey dick up? What the fuck? You got company, you're trying to impress a bit, and the muggy just running all both y'all. He don't normally do this. I'm so... There's monkey out there.

Oh my god, I'm sorry. It's a bad bitch, too. You're trying to flake to show the monkey out there. He started fucking bono fingers. You're serious. You never. He's talking about he don't do this. I'm sorry.

Muggett and rug, dig on everything. You're trying to show what that meeting is my finger monkey. This is hilarious. As soon as the monkey sees the chick, he'd get real aroused and fuck both of these fingers. Going crazy. Looking right at her. All right, that's enough finger monkey. Can't eat anything go?

Get him on. That thing is stupid. Boy, you can't fuck with that. Don't about that. Well, I got to get one. You got to get two, because he got to get some little fingermarked pussy too. Nah, he's going to be tripped. He's going to be thinking he's the man in the house and shit.

You think if he don't get something, he's not going to be tripped. He's going to be like, he's going to think he's the man at the house, bro. He can't. He got to remain a baby. Hell no. Yeah, yeah. He's going to get like that bed, brother. The mother going to get like that bed.

Yeah, but it's going to have a full-grown monkey brain. He's going to fuck something. He's going to be one of timid ones. Bro, I was riding down Camp Creek. I kind of swear I saw a monkey laying in the street. You said what? When I was riding down Camp Creek, I could have sworn I seen a monkey. Dead?

Yeah, dead monkey. I could be surprised, man. They could be doing all type of shit, man. You're trying to fuck people energy up and shit. Nigger put a whole dead, something right there. You'd be like, how to get... Where the fuck he'd get a monkey from? Somebody fucking around and tied my dog up back in the day

and left it at the bottom of the street tied like that. Did you see that they found the fucking... the fucking alligator in the hood in New Orleans. Who? It was an alligator just walking around. Somebody shot it up. Yeah, I believe that. That's a swamp.

Like, oh, I don't know. Nog-kniters in somebody's backyard. But in the hood, though? They never had no alligator in the hood. They swamp everywhere out there. My fuck, just walking through the hood like Debo. See, them alligators smart. They know when they see people, they hide until they're just like,

fuck it. I'm lost. Somebody need to find me and take me back. Where the fuck I need to go? But that, you know, that shit, means like that... What else, what other animals you're gonna get? Nah, that's about it. That, probably a parrot.

You take that motherfucker say, bring that last year, bro. Teach it to have to take all my say and like a whole bunch of other shit. You know the parent? Like a fire, I don't know. It's gonna be up like five, colorful period. But they got to be like...

You know, they, they bite all their fellas off. Or do. Why? Yeah, there's some nervous thing. That's about it. I don't really want too many animals. That's it. Too many dollars are already.

So I got my three dollars. Get my finger monkey. Probably get a parrot. I don't really want them. I don't like them like that. You're turning it to a young Mike over there. You know what I'm saying? That's about it.

Oh, I might get a goat. For what? You don't know, this is a good agriculture. You know what I'm saying? You need some agriculture? What do you want to eat? You're like the goat gonna go out there and work? No.

You can produce your own goat milk. You gonna do that? Yeah, yeah. When I get the goat. But see, I'm gonna just had a goat, then I'm gonna realize that I'm gonna fuck get a milk. Let's see. Get a beehive.

What you mean? Get who? A beehive, nigga. Hell, ma, fuck them. But they produce hunting. But I ain't got time to get stung, Clay. When the fuck are you gonna milk this? You ain't even gonna have time to milk a goat.

I bet. You ain't gonna have tired of milk no goat. I ain't milked no goat. I ain't milked no goat. You have. I ain't milk no, no, I'm gonna get a goat. You ain't gonna milk it. Nah, I ain't doin that part.

I'm gonna get somebody to milk it. I ain't gonna find the milking goat. Somebody who's milked goat, I ain't gonna be the nigga like, what you doing, love you, man? We got down to milk him a goat. Yeah, he got two boys, so I'm down here. Let me down here for a minute.

What if the motherfucker who really know how to do this, be like, D.C., I hate to tell you this, but that's a male goat. I thought they had three of them anyway. Yeah, nah, I'm gonna get a goat, though. Cause they're good, they good with goddamn, you know what I'm saying, just agriculture and keep the shit. That's the strangest fucking animal you

are ever encountered. The goat. No, fucking the strange. They get on top of shit. They can get out of everything. They eat anything. Goats smarter here, they damn there. You just got trained like a dog.

You can. It take a while, though. Not really. It all takes. You got experience with ghosts. I don't play with a couple of them. You play. You just be coming up with shit to do, don't you?

Nah, when you're in the hood, he would just be fine and shit. You were like, bro, the 40 crack. That's what I said. Crackhead had two goats, bro. When did this become? And we just go play with that motherfucker. You motherfucker be at that. He's on crack.

He got a goat. I'm having fun. That's so fucking, man. What made you think that goat wasn't on crack too? I don't know. He probably thought he was a dog. Like, he trained him like he was a dog. He was a dog.

The goat thought he was a dog. The goat had a drug problem. Like, I go play with them kids. You know, we straighten us out. Yeah. But now some niggins, some folks down the screen had chicken. There ain't nobody. I mean, boo.

Look at me. My people down the screen had chickens. I could see that before. You feel me? Like, of course people had chicken, but you had chicken and the goat. They had a whole bunch of them until you know how niggas to get tired of, like, taking care of shit.

So you, like, really, really. just waiting on no chicken to die. That fucked up. Right. Right. I remember they had like 10 chickens, and he had one left. I all the motherfuck died.

Mm. Stupid. Stupid. And a moment of silence for them chickens. Yeah, what fucked up? My boy, he was a roofling, man. He was like, man, that's the last one, man. That motherfucker's a whole load.

Oh, no, no why. I'm like, that fuck. You can't even eat them, bish. They died in the natural causes. This is this shit. That motherfucker just back up, ah. He's like, man, that bitch. He's waking up, buck on, and shit.

I'm like, bring that head that bit for like 10 years. Damn. Those nigg were crazy, bro. That's who this podcast is for people who have strange-ass animals and shit. This niggas out here is really doing this agriculture shit, man. You grow your own shit, you'll never be hungry. You produce your own food, you'll never be hungry. You're talking about from monkeys to growing food.

That's really what it is, you got. You got goat. milk, cows that you have milk. You got your shit that you're growing because you got agriculture. You're growing your spinach, your avocado, whatever you got in your love. You know your love, what you call that, your little form.

Then you got the animals that produce some shit, so you ain't never hungry. You dumb-a-food. That's why you had your own cows on. Hell yeah. You ain't gonna never be hungry. Just gonna be eating like you're in the 1700s. Radishes.

You're talking this shit. You ain't never had no one. unfiltered food before that shit is a shock to your body. You ever taste of goat milk before you decide you want to do this? Is this tequila? No, that's a goat milk. What's that lumpy shit? Yeah.

The real shit. All right, well, we're going to turn this in the cheese. You ain't never tasted spinach that you grew. That shit is going to taste like ass. That's a bit. I'm just saying the average motherfucker ain't never grew nothing. We had to go peek in it. and take this shit off the goddamn branch.

First generation farmers, all of them died. You need to think they're just gonna walk out there and be successful. You gonna starve the fucking death waiting on this spinach. You know, I'm a country boy. Yeah, I'm just, I'm talking to these motherfuckers. You're like, I'm gonna just start me a garden. Okay.

I mean, not gonna start. Don't wanna say, you gotta start. That's all over, somebody got to start. Don't let them get there in Walmart tomatoes food with you. No, you don't buy to you don't do that. Leave both some seats at Walmart. I'm definitely saying you don't buy them. Why them like that?

You go get them seeds from the fish market, with them the whole, what you call them, them the whole grain, with them, them whole food, spots, and you start your garden, and you make that shit. One thing about it, they can't see you fake seeds. Yes, they can.

But, you know, it's the world we're living in. They had this fucking shit, they had this thing where they was, people were just getting random seeds in the mail from China. They don't know what the fuck them seeds. No, first of all, you get shit. from produced food already, like watermelon. You know what I'm saying?

Your water metal don't come to the mailbox. Get them, get them that shit back. And they just had a package of seeds. It's a random, look it up. Because you now can make your own watermel. Man, look up that shit, man. That's why I'm helping you. Listen, you're going to be hungry one day.

You might just want to only be a consumer. That's cool. You'll continue to buy your watermelon. But if you just say, you know what, I love to eat watermellas. You motherfucker got seeds in them. I can make my own watermelon. Mm-hmm.

What niggas gonna be on this? Them seeds ain't gonna grow. Shit. You gotta speak positive when you're talking to plants. But see, that's genetically bullshit. That what I'm saying? Yeah. Right.

What if you fuck around and grow a real watermelon, and that shit don't look nothing like the ones you've been eating? What if you fuck around and see what the food really looked like? What you got, what you also got to understand, though, the ecosystem. Food ugly. And no what... But I'm saying like. That climate that you're in.

Niggas don't even know do they stay in the sub-hardian, what they call that shit? The, uh. Sub-Saharian. Yeah, and all that shit. They don't even know what kind of climate they live in. What if you fuck around and you grow the shit and you're successful?

Right. And you see what food really looked like before they started fucking with it. You probably would never look at this shit to say. The ugly food, they sell it at some place. Nah, I'm not saying the ugly food. You know they're only putting good looking food in the store. That's what they say.

What if you fuck around and see that this shit, this is some shit that you You know it's legit. There ain't been nobody putting nothing on it. Ain't no chemicals, no. You fucking around and see the real shit like, nigger. What the fuck is they selling us at the grocery store? See, what you're saying is, majority of that shit is just clean.

If you get any meat product or anything from a grocery store, technically not supposed to have nothing on it. It's just supposed to be clean. Go eat some, go kill some shit and look at the difference. Your shit never looked like this shit as you used to. Don't taste this name is. We're so used to getting the shit that they're giving us. We so used to-

Fuck this shit. Our body don't grew off the shit and it's only immune to the shit we've been eating. We go out there and try to live off the land if you want to. You need to get in your mouth, you already shit. That's what I'm saying? You need the authenticity of that certain particular thing

because what if they is putting something on it? To probably kill the proteins and the nutrition. That's it. We might be too far behind evolution on that part. to just really jump out there and be living like that. That's why we built the way we built and these niggas think we gotta be on protein shacks and all this extra shit

where niggas over there killing their own shit and growing in your own shit. But that's what I said. They've been doing that shit for $5,000. You're looking at it like, you're fucking beauty boy. Yeah, we are. You're beauty. And they're still making us shit.

Right. Sickly. Talk to your shit game, bud. Man. Come on, man. What I'm saying, we ain't built for this shit. Even if that was the plan, nigga, we're too used to this shit

that we already been eating. No, we're chases. We're changing. We pushers in the real world. We're so we doped up, vaccinated since birth and shit. We can't survive none of that shit outside of this bitch. So you can't go live in the woods for about two, three weeks?

Hell no, niggins. Them mesquite, you don't see that shit? Niggins, watch naked in the freight. Motherfucking spent one night outside and going to, Cardiac arrest, just from the mosquitoes, Nick. Fucked up. The smallest bud gonna take us out.

Fuck around and get... I stayed in the woods about, like, Lampeday. Hell no. In the woods? Yes, sir. In a cabin? No. In a tent.

Outside? No, fuck that. Yeah. Then y'all forgot to put y'all in some programs, man. In the tent? We ain't taking no plea. No, we didn't take no plea. No.

You had to. You didn't volunteer for that shit? Yes, I did. It called Old Wabowell. This nigga thought he volunteered for. It called O'Wabow. You could go or you can go to jail. And I was either or go to school.

I was like I'm going outside. On the fourth day, them nuts. It's sounding like the brand remakes. So funkedified. What? That's shit funny, yo, bro. With me, you say that's out of lamb day, nigga, in the wood, middle of nowhere. What, that?

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or wherever you go to find your podcast. Okay, so y'all with a little program. A teacher. Yeah, we went a bitch so we want to buy ourselves as keys, Nick.

That's how you made it same. Yeah, we just read on the I would have been fucking, I was like, you're fucking stupid, man. And we were out there with like three mentors. That's what I'm saying. And then one white dude, he stuttered. He used to be like, there, we about to make some peanut,

boy. It's not funny, don't do that. I used to laugh. I don't get what fuck, this shit is hilarious. I used to stutter, I overcame that shit. I don't count. Don't do that. I used to stutter, that shit would be hard.

I used to be hot. Can you get that shit? I used to be like, ha-ha. My words is right here on my head, but that shit would not come out. I used to have to say so before I say anything. And I figured that out. I was just talking to myself, I was just like, ha-ha.

And I would like, so, I would go to stoke. I was like, hold up, boy, that shit, they never came out that fad. I was like, so, mom, let me go outside. Nick, I start saying, so before I started talking, and my stuttering went no fuck away. So a niggin can kick my head about all that shit. Let's go.

All you had to do, you just had to figure out your little, like, word to catch yourself. He needed a place to start. He need, yeah, that's all it was. I needed something to start my words to be comfortable together, because I couldn't get that shit out. I swear when I was a child, boy, like, full to like six, I started bad, and I just wouldn't say shit. For a long time, I just wouldn't say shit, because that shit would be like, hey, you might never

go to fuck, this shit would not come out. If you had that shit bad too. I don't know if it was genetic. He had that shit bad. I taught him the mojo. I said, start saying so, nigger. Soul. And they were like, so, what you do?

I'm like, yo. Oh, you might just hit something for everybody at home. I tell you, every motherfucker I see starter. I'd be like, look, say so before you say anything, just say so. I don't know what it is about the word, so. That shit is to get that shit right on about your sister. My little partner from the hood, that nigger started bad.

That nigga said so. And said, what the fuck he wanted to say? It scared him so bad. he say so again. He's like, uh-uh. What if so ain't your word? Then you were like, no, I'm sticking doing my stuttering and shit. Like, all right, with the shit.

What if so ain't the word for everybody? What if some people have to say bitch? Every sentence start with bitch. Bitch on, I'm sorry. Bitch, I don't say bitch because I stutter, bitch. That was funny. This is stupid. He said, but I'm sorry.

Bitch, I only got to say it because I thought a bitch. This is stupid, bro. You never know. Y'all dumb and fuck, bro. Y'all, bro. I feel with my monkey, though. Get it. That funny.

That's funny. Hey, if you go open my eyelid that night? That monkey gonna stick that motherfucking finger in your eyes. You think you're gonna be able to bring them around? Like, you have to have a case. That is funny, bro. Don't bring that shit around me without a case. I just want you to think this shit through.

I am, bro. Having a monkey is a big responsibility. They're so curious. Look at all the adventures curious George got into. The man in the big yellow hat was a full-time job keeping that monkey. He wasn't even a monkey. He was a full-blown chill. Kyrie Joy was bullshit.

He could have killed you. He didn't have a tail. Mm-mm. I ain't like that. He choked you. I don't know. They switched him up a few times, man. You never know what this year.

They had Curious Joy talking in a white man that adopted him. I just never knew you had a passion for exotic animals and wanting to own all of them. Man, I ain't really too much cared about an animal back then. But now, I fought with him. You're gonna get a llama? You gonna get a llama? You kind of got a house that I like the llama today. I was thinking about, you know, I'm just on my Hebrew shit.

I know, but it looked real lamish. Well, you know, I would, you know what? One more animal that I would fucking with. I know I'm gonna get a goat. Got to. I got to get the goat. Got to. You know what I'm done with dogs.

You're done with dogs. Parent, finger monkey. Gotta give me an aquarium building. Yeah. I think that's. That shit is very exciting. I sit there and watched them fish into the business. They're real relaxing.

It is. Want a little shark, me a motherfucker or something. Yeah. Nick be like, you got a shark? I got a shark. Yeah, man, my fish was going through some. You got a shark. I got a shark.

My fish was going through something and jumped out the tank, man. Mine did too. I looked down and he was just like, don't save me, bro. You don't know what it was moving its bow. You don't know what it's like. You don't know. You don't know. You don't know.

That was crazy, bro. Look, man, we'll do three more flips and I'm out here. Don't put me back. Don't put me back. Don't put me back. It's better this way. It's better this way. I felt that.

You don't know what's in my mind. When the last time you seen me sleep, Loz? That's fucked up. He's about don't say to me, bro. Uh-uh, let me flip. Not this time. Not this time. Nah.

Nah. It's better for everybody. When you pick them up, put him in the tape, what do you say? Uh-uh. Uh-uh. No. He jumped back out the net. Don't save me.

That's hilarious, bro. I think what made me stop getting fish tank when I had to clean out of a fish tank one time. Ooh. And I had a lot of shit in it. My stupid ass. It just wasn't just the fish in the water. I had to put like, yeah.

I had to, you know, I used to be a little, little animal nigger at first until I realized. This has been therapeutic for you, hasn't? I'm really straight to you. I'm really straight to you. Pets you used to have. Yeah, I used to fuck with me. I used to have some fish. I set that motherfucker over,

had my whole little eye in that, and you know, it looked like a little reach down there. You know what I'm saying? Put them some old little potlens in there. Had my filters, then the filters, you have to clean the filters and do out of the issue. Sounds like an old nigga right now. You know, you gotta put them filters in there.

There's water going to keep cycling and do that. Them fish nasty now. A lot. They boo boo boo a lot. They boo booed a lot. They boo booed. You gotta keep them A lot.

Now, Walmart had them filters on sale down there. You get two, I think they was $8. But then, hell, I had to take them back because them wasn't the right size. And then I got them to fit off in there, but I had to turn them bottom side up. And I put it in there, and you can tell the difference. And it just like, just like that,

it cleared that tank up. Shit, okay, sometimes that shit get, the dirt get on the side of the tank, So you got to clean it off. You got to get that dirt out of there. You got to clean the whole reef out of it. That shit stink. You do stink.

Take that shit out the tank. Name some boo-boo that don't stink. I said, fuck this shit. Then my land fish. So when that fish died, I was done. I was done with that. Yeah, you can talk about them fish, but name me some boo-boo that don't stink.

Fuck that. Fuck that. You didn't hit that before. I'm waiting on you, baby. I'm waiting on you, baby. Name me one boo-woo that dog. Yeah, shit got quack. Even fish shit stinking.

Yeah, that shit stank that water up. I wonder that fish ever get embarrassed when they get little doo-doo hanging off. Uh-uh, they swim fast away from, they're like, that ain't mine. He'd be like, what? They'd be like, that ain't mine. The worst part is about being a fish.

Like, man, if I could just have a fin, long enough to hit my ass. Nah, they got them swimming fast in hair, shake that bit. Like, it ain't mine. That shit is hilarious. It's attached to you. I had a couple fish enough. The niggins just started dying. But you're getting some exotic animals, too?

That's what we had in our career is. All the exotic animals now. No, I'm kind of down with the cause. I finally got my skylog on these four niggins. Yeah. Finally found that bitch. Yeah. You dig, found that hole.

So I'm just done. I'm looking for a big hound too. No, hey. Cutting it up. Now everybody's going to hit you about that. It's him. That nigga fucking right to get the right. The neighborhood apartment.

I'm gonna get the right property. I look for a one-bedroom apartment. I'm going through some things. You was right. I just need some space. It is moose. So I bought two mooses. I call them what the fuck I love it out here, man.

We got deers, mooses, gaggle of geese, flock of bird, murder a crow. A whole board of heifers out here. There's a whole what? A whole hoard. A whole hoard. A whole huffers. Oh, whore. That niggins, we don't use that word enough.

We got to stuff. Heffers. Nick, what if I hit you and was like, Nick, it was a herd of whores out there? Hors. Hors. Hors sound like they're selling pussy. Huh?

A horse. Hors. Hors. What about, uh. See, heffers is like, they fucking, but they're a problem. That means, there's some heffles out here, boy. What about? Tramps.

No, Trump's men, they stink. And they just, they just all on you, it won't let you go. You're dead. You're like, man, it's this. Get out of my face, right. They're the type of women that have watched their pussy in a gas station barry for me. Right, they don't want on the Trump.

Walking fast and shit. Hey, how you're doing? No, I'm scared on you. I like skeezers. Skeezer? Skeez's that seems steamy, though. They will. They'll fuck you and won't tell nobody.

They'll like they'll fuck you and go to your bathroom or go in your pants pocket. No. You skeezer! This skeezed in a win at my jeez. I knew I had an ancient Twitter in this motherfucker. And that's skis her, man. And that's all she's stealing.

If that's all she's stealing, you can't be mad. Yeah, because she could have got all look. Because she couldn't, she could have got a lap. She tried to take a shit you weren't going to notice. Bitch, I noticed my Twitter. But women steal money from niggas all the time. It's a thousand, but if I put it, I'm going to take a twin. Bitch, it's 980.

It's stupid. I know I had a thousand. You're too dumb. Right, I'm just going to go. I didn't take no d'n't take no d'n but here since you're talking about I'm told something. Why would you give me the money? They'll help you fight. They'll help you look for it and give you back half.

Like, I found half of it. Bitch! That's my money. Where's your other half? What's your cash out? Because I don't be split. See, they'll do shit like that. They'll fuck around and steal that $20.

I'm like, well, give me change because ten of this is mine. Bitch, come of my money. Try to split your money. Right. Try to get you tried. Some niggas ain't never even checked their money. That girl been stealing from there for years. They don't even kill.

If it bring you a little piece, don't even say shit about that little money. I remember, this is how I knew this bitch was trifling right. I went over this bitch house. Because she had a birthday. Nah, she had no birthday. No, I'm just saying she was born. Any bitch with a birthday. Oh, yeah.

She was trifling. This is what you call trifling right here. This man skeezer, this whole is trifling right here. Yeah, she, yeah. Yeah, I'm over there. bitch apartment right laying down you know I realize it's a three bedroom but you can't go in other two bedroom you're gonna go in one bedroom yeah so I'm like alright okay she being picky on what's going on but you know me bitch I'm

oh but these motherfucka fuck a lot fourth bedroom a lot I'm like okay this bit probably said dope of them shit then I go in the bathroom I see some cologne bottles it's like six seven I'm like oh shit this ain't her shit This hud-nigger shit Oh, this is some dangerous shit Get the fuck out of it Get the fuck up out of here So I spend the night

Yeah, man Yeah, what I'm saying? Cat doll Had that thing go I said, I'm gonna take some cologne Oh shit Oh, but the drool, oh man, it's hummots Oh, I'm gonna take my three, four hundred

See, this whole trifling. Come on, you know what I'm like, I'm going to get what I can get about that whole then. Hey, that whole had been a whole other nigga shit, man. What? I'm talking about the nigga had money, too. You stayed tonight. Bitch, I took the, let me tell you how I looked.

Then how I know it was real. I took the cologne right, the whole tech talking about I'm gonna need that cologne, man. I'm like, bitch, you ain't noticed the cologne were gone. He did. But you can get it, though. This is stupid. Kett!

I was praying if I got that thing is that. Damn shut. I said, damn, that shit's man, good. Man, bro, look. What this is? But, that shit was so funny, bro. She came and got that shit.

I said, but that nigga, he made that big go get that cologne, boy. You bullshit, because he was gonna know somebody in there. Unless she knew I took that shit, because it didn't have like nine cologne, Bob. I took that bit. That was all the young.

That shit was so crazy. All right. Oh, trifling, bro. Yeah, that sounds about right. Hey, fuck it, you gotta love him, though. I love me a chocolate big. She's just about money. She don't love me.

Mm-hmm, mm-mm. That shit be irritating. People don't talk about money all the time and then. What, people who don't talk about? Like women who want to talk about money all the time, then you feel like, how much money are we talking about here? But she, see, I don't mind what I'm talking about some money. I want, it's the, it's the, it's the, how I want to say,

it's the objective of how she's talking about the money, like. Yeah. Is she, like, always on some, when you hear the, the, the character of how she play herself in the situation where she, on the receiving end of the, like, she's begging? Oh, yeah, this bitch, a begging, bitch. I don't have no business playing, no nothing. It's all anybody.

No, it's just random shit she didn't heard from a lot of rap songs. Little quotes and shit, strip of quotes and shit. If a nigga ain't talking about money, he ain't talking about nothing. Shut up. Shit up. Don't nothing about you say money.

I had that, I had, I can't even talk like that. Yeah, yeah. Like all the terrible shit, we didn't say it. Now we found some shit that's too. Right. Yeah. We're gonna get looked at by so many different alphabet people.

Right. Peter, animal control. But I had to cut the animal control out the other day. Man, what? I'm talking about, nigger. Had a goddamn keep a leash on my dog on my yard, man. Told out of control. I let my dog loose on animal control, nigger.

Just to show them, I ain't keeping no leash on my dog on my yard, nigger. Out the gate, y'all go shit in your yard, show them. You sound right, but you wrong. I ain't wrong. They're talking about ordinance. Order these nuts. I ain't doing shit.

It's my shit. And I just put up a proper sign on my yard. Step on my yard if you want to. Fuck, nigger. Let me hit your ass so far in your head. I got a big ass shovel. I'm here a nigga with the shovel. I want those nigg of the head.

Bung! That bug gonna remember that sign for the rest of his life. I swear on everything. Cat, you're gonna remember that. Pung! That shit gonna fuck him up. That shit gonna fuck him up when he drive. Pung!

I'm gonna' boy, I'm gonna do a nigga so buddy. What is gonna sound like? Pung! It wasn't a big show like, it was a little show, I said that ain't gonna do that. It was like, pang, I don't need that one. I need that motherfucker. You gonna have to drag it, he ain't gonna see it.

You're gonna drag that bit. What you got to shove for? Huh, I'm gonna show you. Pung! Bitch, nah, me talking about a leash on my dog in my yard. Man, go do some real work, man. Fuck around and do all that and scare the dogs. They're like, damn, bro, we would have to whip behind the fence.

See, now, because now I feel like, because somebody had nothing called him for something. Said my dog be running up on them and shit. What? Is it true? No, I mean, it might be true, but I didn't date. Did your dog run up on something one day, see? No, I put the leash on the dog.

But what? I was trying to tell the animal control it. You don't know what to make that dog snap. Did property? These dogs are going to handle. on a leash on their property. He said, you have to have a leash on your dog in your property.

I said, well, you tell your boss, watch this. Let both their ass lose. Go take a pee in your yard. Because you just can't keep me out. I don't know. I got a private property sign. You know what comes out of that little. Poon!

The only reason I say put a leash on them dogs, because if they go crazy. Now, but what I have? I have been doing, though? They go crazy. But then what I'm saying? But the crazy part about they ran up on the pick control, on the blurt.

That's what I'm saying. All right, they're just don't fuck with everybody. You did what I'm saying? But now they're good, they're trained, they train. Only because kids in the neighborhood. It ain't just kids in the neighborhood, motherfuckers start hating in the neighborhood. They're gonna do that, but that's gonna be a reason too.

Right. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, motherfucker's scared of dogs. Don't know how they got damn. No, I ain't saying, my dogs ain't really. My dogs ain't ran up on nobody. Them yo dogs. Everybody don't like dogs.

I know, but what I'm trying to tell them, they ain't ran up on nobody. So you ain't got to call nobody what you could just. If they scared of dogs, that's one of their fears. They haven't ran up on nobody yet. They ain't my yaw. You don't know what the fuck I make a dog run up on somebody.

All right, well, they can call me instead of calling somebody on me. You ain't gonna be there. They ain't, they only outside with them outside. They got all the wrong answer. Look, she text me. No, I got the right answers. Because they only outside when I'm outside. damn dog on the phone.

You better quit jumping on them, please. You know what they come with? What fucking calling you gonna do? I'm like, grab the shovel. They in the yard? That's what I bought the shovel for. Yeah, you can use it. Use it, man.

The dogs ran across the street. Use the silver, bitch. Use the shilver. That's what you don't want. You know what I'm saying? No, they only go out. They might see some shit they didn't ever see. It's not like y'all think he's got a dog.

What I'm saying is. No, niggie, but if you got a dog, I used to own a dog that's hard wood. My dog only go outside when I'm outside. My dog was pouring loose. And he terrorized the neighborhood. I'm speaking from a nigger whose dog had people fucking shook. But do what I'm saying?

My dog was going to go outside unless something outside. My dog was locking people in their car. You didn't even hear me. Like he was going around to both sides. I'm telling you what a dog can do. I know what a dog can get outside. I'm front of wood. I've been chased by a thousand dogs.

Nigger, that dog can get outside. But what I'm trying to tell you is when I'm out of the dog can get outside. But what I'm trying to tell you is, I'm out. Outside, my dogs is in on reach. Okay. Who's telling on me? My dog ain't going across the street in your yard. You got a point.

My dog ain't going across the street over there. My dog's over here. I'm like, hey man, here. Don't go out, go on that street. Here, sit down. Matter of fact, stay. Don't move. And I'm cutting my ground.

You got a point from. You got a point from. What you feel, but from the actual point of, if this motherfucker designed to bolt, ain't shit you could do it about. And then you could do it about. Of course, I feel that. Which is understand them. You ain't got to call in town about only like my dogs

been running up on you when they ain't. When you could have just came on my doorstep and be like, hey man, I'd be walking. Well, they didn't come because you had the dogs in it. So I didn't. I'm outside. You see me and the dogs, and you scared to walk up on both one.

You're not about to walk over there where the dogs is. Hey, can I talk to you for a minute? No, can I tell you? No, but I'm saying no. If you see that the dogs put up, Because you're telling on me, the death lane ain't gonna get me to do shit. Look how defensive you are.

What you're gonna say? That's the point. Hey, man, when you get a second and you quit cutting your grass. I guess I'm the wrong neighbor to be having to have, man. I'm the wrong neighbor to half, man. I'm the wrong neighbor to half.

I ain't lying. I bet a nigga ain't going to the devil and walk up on my yard, man. It's good shit. When their motherfuckers get out, they're gonna do it the fuck they want to do. But they only out when I y' y'all. It's gonna be when you ain't there, dog.

The niggins acting like my dog, the first dog that ain't never been on no leash, man. That's what I be saying, though, bro. I always get pittling like on the bad guy, bro. Ever since I was y'all, this the nigger that I had to be. But your dog need to be on the leash. Everybody else's be walking without no leash.

Niggins, niggins. Why my dog gotta be on the leash? It's my y'all. Listen to the dogs, this nigga that nays. Nick, ever since I was born, they're walking their dog. With no leash. When I get my dog, it's wrong.

This is wrong. This is that I be talking about. Man. Did I think say little John go crazy, though? On the wrong one, because I'm defensive. You're my goddamn piece. But I'm defensive, though. I'm defensive, though.

I'm defensive. They're crazy. They're crazy. I just seen the white man walk. He dog with no league. Hey, that big train. Nobody was scared to him. Mine of the dog be shinned and pissing.

They scared of mine. Yeah, you name the most ferocious dogs out there. Where once? Can't go. That motherfucker's a baby. And the dogman. He right here. The dogman big, though.

The dopamine bed. And dopamine still scare people. The bully bed too. The dog, see, yeah. But everybody got dogs, so they can't really be scared of dog. Three dogs. One nigger, no leash. Ha, ha, this one nigga's older than neighborhood

of the eye. If anybody moves, I'm going to give them the word. Bro, we use that on your side, but you get it. Hey, I'm here to hook up the cable. Sickle. Hey, hey, I feed them, I tell them who the bite. They don't fuck with anybody. I don't like I didn't quark off on my crass and shit.

My dogs are true, I'm telling y'all, my dogs are true, bro. They love people. But I didn't forget about the running up on people. But this is the thing though. Nobody is outside in my neighborhood. So they ain't even running up on nobody. Because there's dogs out there. No, it ain't nobody.

Why ain't nobody outside? I ain't never had these dogs this entire time staying in the neighborhood. Who? My dogs. Because when people are dead, they fuck with people since they was baby. They're the same people that's walking up on my dogs when they babies. You know their dog. Now you scared?

No, I don't know. Yeah, like my dog. My dog. I used to chase cars, but I stopped that. You have to train them. Right, because I'm black. And you know why. Come on, man.

That's what I'm saying. You got your point. Let me tell you something. I hate putting other people in my bed, but I'd be like, well, you know, so-and-so down the street, that got them a dog. And when they walk their dog, that motherfucker don't be loose.

These motherfuck crawl street dog, been in my yard, been in this yard, been in this yard. I don't see nobody complaining about head dog. But soon let the black man get a dog. All of the sudden, you know. That's because they dog went to college. See, now you're making an excuse for their dog.

No, they don't. You saying the shit they dogs do? Yeah, yeah. Nicky, y'all been in my yard and had to pick my daughter hook while another nigger dog ran up on this. And I was like, hey, man. That motherfucker can get shot.

Oh, she doesn't bite anybody. She's never been anyone. Hey, bro. She just likes people. But get what I do? Hey, she just wanted to smell. I ain't called pair control. I ain't called pair control.

Okay. I see you. I told the nigga can you stand in the yard what the deal was. Train your dog not to run up on people, big dog. Could get what? Another nigga might put something on that nigga head. But you cool, though. I fought with animals.

Yeah. This nigga said he's gonna shoot me. Hey, this nigga has loose dogs in his yard. He said he's gonna fucking shoot me. It was me and Becca. Me and Becca. I was walking Becca. I was taking Becca for a walkie.

We always go on walking. We walk by, he said, hey, I'm gonna shoot your dog in the face. Hey, bro, you wanna fucking fuck, what we gotta do before you fucking get on me and shoot me? That's what happened, dog. Let me fuck-n up. My daughter was outside. Yeah, that is fucked up.

My dog can't do no super shit like that, though. D.C., you can't have three ferocious animals with no leash on nobody. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. It's just like me having, you know, see, my dog's in my yard. They in my yard, they ain't bothered nobody. You and your yard across the street.

You shouldn't be nervous being outside just because you see some animals across the street. Just can you see some animals? There's a nigger with three big dogs and a finger right here. I'm letting the nigger know, man. This ain't the yard to be fuck with, man. That's all the message I'm trying to say.

And three bitches is not. Ain't you y'all be fucked with? You just can't walk up here. I ain't gonna tell ya, who might bite your ass? You hear it? I want to keep it that way. Everybody in the neighborhood, look at this shit. Oh, oh, oh, huh.

Fought wrong with y'all. Yes, they run freely, verociously. Well, man, watch how you ride your bicycle around here. You hear me? Why? Why? Why you ride your bike? You might be the police.

We got two other streets, go over there. Go on that street over there, man. I'll tell you what. You're making me nervous. Make me open this goddamn gate. I got three motherfuckin' dogs that have run up and lick the shit at you. So check this out, right?

In my neighborhood, the way they got it set up here, the fence, you can't do, you can only get it in the back. Like, that little pussy had restriction that I allow you to get in the back. I told them, four. I said, look, fuck the restriction. Let me just get in front of the beginning of the property all the way back.

You ain't got to worry about me then. Or my dog. They just run freely. I'd be the only house with a gate in the front like that, though. You don't understand them dogs. Them dogs will jump over that goddamn gate. Run through that neighborhood and eat everything. Jump over it, crawl under it.

By the time you get that. But this the beautifulest thing, though, for you having your dog train. That's the whole beautiful thing of tapping in to being one with the dog, where I'm telling you, yes, of course, an animal has his own mind. That motherfucker do it. Everything he wants to do.

But if I don't control my dog this shit, but maybe if this motherfucker run up on you, we might have to do something to it. But he don't listen to me. I'm the master. Damn, just the animal and everything. I'm the master of this animal. He has to listen to me through all type of circumstances.

It don't matter what it is. Well, what obligation do you think this animal has to you? That's my dog. He makes sure she's right. He doesn't even know that who's your dog. He does it. You think dogs know who on them? I ain't never really just had this one-on-one

with animals like that. I can make one of my dogs stay there and had an other one come here. It's hard to keep a dog to stay still and talk to another dog and have them come here at the same time. You're proud of that? Hey, yeah, I'm proud,

because I ain't had that much patient with animals like that. You feel. I got to do patience with these motherfah you gotta understand. They're not human. They don't understand. You got to train the motherfucker to understand. So you can't really get frustrated at the dog.

Once you tap me in and they get it. Like McCoy, Mike and Cursor, this nigga like two and a half month, he already know what, getting the cage, me. Like to be in the room, like, get in the cage. He's gonna go one screen into the cage. Now, how long it take a nigga to tell their dog to get in the cage? He's setting you up.

He set me up. God damn, most. For what? One day he's gonna be too big. Get in the cage. I don't fit. He gonna turn around like that. No, you get in the guy.

Yeah, nah. Have you seen how loud I can bark? You're on the road every weekend. I'm practicing my park. This is my ground. Get in the cage. I don't think I will. When you feed out, when you figured out what you're going to do?

What'd you say? There will be no more getting in the cage. You're going to be like a motherfucker in the Matrix. There will be a little bit more. be no more. Cages. Man, that's when that motherfucker here, get your ass in that cage, boy.

That's when we're going to watch. Comedian D.C. Young Fly. Rested today. Salt with a deadly weapon. It's a canine. He faces 75 years. You got me fucking up. They're not going to wood.

Forsyke County sheriffs would like to also press charges for comedian Fly. also owned finger monkey that was hurt in the incident. And all deputies recovered two other puppies that looked like they were being held against their will. Yeah, we were ready to do a whole good dog shit, but the Cubs would never buy us no no lease.

He said, this is our neighborhood and our house, and we must protect it by all me. Look, I'm just a dog. a dog. I was doing what I had to do to eat, man. I would never harm a child. But you know, now that I'm in the system and they're trying to, you know, they're trying to get us out of here as fast as we can to get us with some nice, loving white folks that understand, man, I got a future. I want to be the mascot for the Georgia Bulldog. I'm a bully. Well, half-bullied, half can't coarsome.

My dad was the one that, uh... Nah, we're an issue, though. Damn it. Fly will see the judge Monday morning in Forsyte County. He also has pending charges in DeKalb County. And there are a lot of mad white people in Cobb County. You know, Facts. You know, you fun of that.

Douglasville. They're banning all of his movies in Villa Rica Joy. Oh, fuck. They're gonna be outside. Oh, white man, ain't got shit to do with you. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, Paul. In more developing evidence, we found out he's the leader of an exotic animal rain.

The deputies also recovered four fish. He had four betas in the same tank. They were fighting to the death. Deputies haven't decided that they're gonna press charges for the fish fighting range. The fish fighting rings, if indicted, he could face 50 years just for the fish. The weapon recovered. Boy, that's a laundry list of charges. Yeah, he'll bite me.

Nah, man. Nah, we fuck with you. But that's dope. You got a train. You want some dog whisper. But if you spend time with him, you do the right thing. Yeah, that motherfucker do. That bit do what you tell them to do now.

It's a headache. Like when you feed it. You feed it. You definitely put your hand in the boat. What? Yeah. He didn't know never to bite you. Even during the time of food.

The time of food. The time of food. You're telling me around your plate when you, you are... That shit sounded like it was like a little rhythm with that one. That's a speed bump. But yeah, even with time of food, another dog can eat that dog plate while you eat. I'll put my hand in it. You go around my fingers, eat.

So when my dog eat, I put my hand in food. Yeah, I go right by your mouth. You don't like to bite you. You don't matter what going on. They ain't gonna bite you when they, when they eat, they ain't gonna bite you peer. And other news, believe that shit if you want to. See, you don't got a dog, though, love.

You don't train your dog. That don't make it any more true. You don't got no dog, man. You do want to hear from someone who has a dog? Who got dog? Who got dogs? None of these niggas in here got dog? Exactly.

And none of y'all ain't got dog? No. Black people don't even like dogs like that. Crazy. I'm gonna get one. We have a bad relationship with dogs. That this is more real than people. Let me get something exotic.

What you get? What you getting, bro? What are you gonna get? No, no, them dog die fan. A Zolo? An Zolo. What the fuck is a Zolo? Quincellie.

A Quincellie. What is this? The Mexican hairless shit. That shit got a goddamn fade and no hair and they black. You want a skinless fade dog. And you up here talking about my finger monkey? Yes. And you want a skinless fade dog.

You want a dog with no skin. He big, though. No, he got skin. No fur. He ain't got no fur? He ain't got no fur. No sweeping up. None of that shit.

What type of skin he got there? of skin he got, then if he's got no fur? He's black. He's gonna feel like with. He black. With no fur? I get a cordial. He black.

A little queen's dog. Yeah. I put a little bandana on it so every time to run up to me, I can act like he's bringing me message. What'd you say, champ? What's how dog it is? A little short-legged, yeah. The little fat dogs. The little one of the corgious.

Like the queen got. You want you a Yorkie. You want you a Yorkie's cool. If you look with little dogs, Little dogs, but I don't fuck with no little dogs. Man, that nigga want a fucking hyena, man. What the fuck it is? Let me see it.

Let me see it. This is here? Yo, a Zolo, but I want the big one, that's a small one. Let me see that. Yeah, nah. All that's that look like that shit from there. That's like the Egyptians had. Yeah.

Them dogs will tear your ass up. This dog aggressive than the motherfucker. Zolo. Straight on this. X-O-L. What do you be finding this shit at? The dog from Coco. What you found this shit?

That was the dog from Coco. He... So that's where you find... A dog that looked like a sausage. That's where you found this shit. Oh, no. I just heard about it before, but then Coco confirmed it. Oh.

I used to fuck them too. What? No, we need her dog. No, I know. But yeah, I know what you're talking about. I'm gonna fucking mean too. They were made to go down in the little holes and kill shit. That's why they built like that.

Yeah. Or kill a gopher or whatever the fuck. Yeah, you know that. Y'all niggas know a lot of shit. Animals. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they don't have none on dogs. You be watching cheetahs and shit.

He ain't watched the updated shit. They got better camera angles, niggum. They get up close. 4K. Yeah, boy, they make a difference. Do you be thinking that shit be real or that shit be computer-round? No, that shit. A lot of it do be computerized.

You can tell, though, how the way they be moving, like be fan motion, and try to make that shit seem like they be real, When they speed the camera up. No, they can speed it up. A lot of that shit ain't in the wild. Yeah. Right. They in a little guy, they in this studio.

With the green screen. Green screen, what I'm saying? Grass and the leaves and the rock and close up on the beetle. You know what I'm saying? Whatever they, however they do that shit, they need to keep doing it. I want more. What happened to the old documentary? That's your five.

Which ones? Like all the ones from the 80s and 90s. Oh, they're on all the streamers. Whatever, you know, a little streaming shit you got. You can find them, bitches. I'll be looking. I don't really be having no look. Netflix got some cheesy ones, but they got some good ones.

Disney got a bunch of them shits. Fucking with all the streaming shit. I feel like Amazon got sight on them. All right. We just been in this big talking for about three hours. Yeah, it's crazy. It's good. This is great.

I'm out. We have good audio. We got to get the fuck out of here. We do. We got to fly. We got to get the hell out of here. Oh, you're a red eye? No.

Early morning shit. Oh, shit, that's evening. I still gotta go home and get my dog. Yeah. You gotta take them out with no league. You gotta take them out with no leash. Damn. Get some leashes for them dogs, man.

They want some leashes. I got some, but not in my yard, though. They want to be leached. I ain't gonna get them in my yard. That's the whole purpose of being free. Be free, my children. Oh, okay. Well, you know.

I guess the moral of this whole episode is and the real dogs don't need no leash. Fuck them people. When you did what I'm saying? They keep doing your dog-ass shit. Well, there you have it, folks. 85 South Show. Yeah.

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