The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Roach Poetry | Ep. 55

Episode Date: December 5, 2016

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My stupid ass Peruna advisory is advised This context and language is not suitable for children Shit might be said They might hit you up under the skin And it might be a low blow

But guess what? It's funny as fuck, no Hey Pussy got a smell but I'm a fuck oh Hey Pussy got to smell

But I'm a fuck though Hey Pussy got a smell But I'm a Real But I'm a tain got to smell, but I'm a pussy got to smell But I'm a fuck don't

We got We got tea let Today's in the building. Say what, say what, say what, say what. Today's in the building. All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio. Today's in the building. I like smoking weed.

I like it in high. I make bitches mad like BC young fly. This is walking out. Bitches pulling up. I'll apologize and say I don't give up for I'm crazy man. I'm crazy man. I'm crazy man. I'm crazy man.

Hey, man. Hey, man. Hey, man. Hey, buddy. Hey, pal. Hey, man. Hey, buddy. Hey, pal. Hey, it's your man, Carlos Miller. And when I'm not on TV, playing a doctor, on a TV show that's in a series that's been on TV for a long time, I'm at the 85 self show, you're stinking animals. Hello, faithful constituents Hello, December the 13th It is going down at Smith's O' Bar Come see us record a podcast live There we have fabulous cast of people there D.C. Youngfly, Clayton, Lishin, Chico Dean

I'm King Young Fly, I've changed my name King Young Fly. Thank you. Tickets of $20. Talk to me, bitch. 20 pounds. We're gonna fuck this roach motel shit up. We gonna fuck this roach motel shit up. That shit gonna be hilarious, boy. You don't even understand, blah. Roach nigger in the building.

I'm so, I'm so like... Roach nigger chronicles. Croms under the cabinet. Well, I'm talking my crumb. That shit was dirty. So we got the roaches at the spoken word and poetry event, right? Yes, sir. The crumbs you left under the cabinets That's the poetry

From the Roach perspective From a roach, ooh That's funny Spoken word from the Rooster perspective There are crumbs under the refrigerator Crumbs on the counter There is a loaf of bread That's what I said

If you ain't scared to be seen with the light song. Life of a roach. Not only do we eat his food but we steal his roaches too dude.

Life as a roach. First of all we don't crawl. We got legs too. We in their bed too. Oh, shit. He almost stepped on my head, too.

God damn. Life as a roach. This is an original piece. It's called fuck raid. I was in the bathroom doing my thing by the rags. Next thing I know, cough, cough, cough, gag. What is going on

From my dad to my mom The owner Trying to evict us He set off A roach bon What you're dumbing for? That d'nick said cough, cough gag

Yeah Life 85 As though real That's a roach. 85. 85. Please don't get us confused.

We ain't no fuck-ass ants. I'm a motherfucking rope. I'll crawl up your pants. I'll crawl up your pants. Don't ever go to sleep, because we'll crawl on your head. God damn it. Cousin Johnny didn't make it.

That niggie is dead. Shit. Hold up. Wait a minute. He just on his back and his legs still moving. Once the lights go off, we got to get his ass moving. Life has a roach. Nick said, co-call, gay, gay.

Like, know them niggas be like, take cover. Like, what if we can hit their ass? Like, you ever go in the kitchen and they cut on the lights and see them spread? Oh, shit, oh, let's go. What about when the nigger freeze and be like, oh, shit. If I just be still, he ain't go see me. What about the nigger that you hit, that be up under your hand? And when you move, he'd be like, don't you have me?

What about the road you know you got? What the fuck this motherfucker do? That I hate no kind. Like, I know I hit you. I know I hit you. You ever see the same roads that you miss? We're like, that's the motherfucker from the kitchen. Yep.

Yep, because he got like a little Tiger Strike. You ever saw of them Tiger Strike, Roach? That nigga was fucked by a ladybug. Nothing pissed you off more than saying their pregnant Roach. Like, these motherfuckers in my house fucking, too! Yes. I'm calling the motherfucker as soon as I can.

It's like... When my check comes. Like, they just be wondering. They're like, no, don't go over there, why? That's why. No. Like, what if they had, Roach funerals? There's a lot of like

I think roaches are like the biggest like minority and like they just die out of here man They just die so much like Roaches are the majority Of the bug life Yeah Of everything

Nicky have you ever knocked over An pal Man Nigger is a gazillion of those bitch And they be like They're tougher than roaches Roaches run and hide And be like who the fuck

They knocked over this Get that nigga Get that nigga Get that bitch Get bite his ass. Bite his ass. You'd be like, man, what the fuck this? Bight his ass.

We're going to die by this shit. Don't a nigga don't get a fuck. A nigga, if you step on an ass, they'd be like, oh, this nigga that killed Johnny. Bight his ass. You'd be like, this, nigga, they'd be bainting. Man, I don't fuck with an ass. I'm not high enough to sit here and count bugs with you.

I don't fuck with ass. Just imagine, like, flick a, flick a fucking antpile and just watch out of the motherfucker. He's going to tell you one. I'm like, nigger, is that something like, oh, hell now, come on, come on. And them niggins, they be, like, on forward ass, bro. I don't forward ass, bro. I don't forward ass, bro.

I had a bad experience. I sit in the air power and didn't even know her. My cousin said, but look at your fucking arm, nigga, my whole arm was covered in ants. And, nigga, it took me 20 minutes to just get them all over this. You had a rough life. I don't fuck my ass. I fuck with roaches.

You fucking a roaches. I don't even kill them. I hadn't got so normal with them. I just used to flick them in. But like, look, man, take your ass another room over that. This ain't the room for all that shit. Niggins, like, the roaches, no, like, hey, don't go through the last room to the right. Hey, man.

The rest of these room, we can fuck with. You sent a message. Real talk. My room was the cleanest room. You walk out, there's roaches everywhere. My room, hey, day. One nigga got caught. I gave him back to him.

I said, look. Hey, tell this nigga, I don't want to play that shit. You let his ass go. They were like, man, you're going to get us fucked up, man. Come on. So you left a dead roger at the dog No I caught his ass And I was like

Hey Y'all better get this nigga I let y'all niggas live now Hey man For real but I'm playing on game What the fuck just wrong with you dude I stayed with him So I kind of got

Nick you know how agitaine in it Well you gotta keep Like god Damn what the rest of these niggas come from? You got the keep Then you got company Like no

So I just take my company You can't have a company If you got roaches I'm not stopping me From having fun No, man But that's disrespectful No, you got the warning before

You were like, hey, you scared a bug I'm like, nah, ain't scared of bug Like, shit, come on in then, shit You made the shit I mean you said, man, you was letting motherfuckers know in the yard Yeah, yeah, I'm like, hey, you fuck with bugs They're like, no, I'm allergic

Like, we gotta go to your house then because, you're gonna make you sick I'm good I'm like, oh shit, someone on your shirt Yeah, they had a white one off when they leave Like, hold up, don't go outside, there we go I told you, quit fucking with my people, man, Amen.

Leave my people alone. I'm so glad I never been over your house, but. Oh, man. The other the ones, I hate the ones that you're up here on the sitting. I was like, my nigga, you know you're going to fall. You know you're going to fall. Your legs ain't. I told you.

I told you. And I tell you, stupid a head, boy. You're going to be talking to the roaches. What the fuck wrong with you, bro? No, because they feel vibration. Like, if you, if you catch one coming on, you got to do a step, they're going to go. I'm like, hey, they're playing with me. I almost your head.

Man, what the fuck wrong with you, man? I love roachie, bro. Like the crazy part about it, my mom used to catch them and hold them in her hand, like, no, what's going on. She was like, yeah, you need to do your homework and continue to do what I told you to do. I'm like, bitch, you ain't going to let go? I'm like, no worry about me, do your homework. I said, oh, this lady is crazy. You grew up in a very hostile living, man.

I grew up in a hoarder. You ain't no telling what else in my house. I don't seen a lot of shit rats, lizards. I'm just glad I ain't see no snakes, nigga. I told my mama the day I see one. The day you lose the son, I'm gone. I can deal with the rest of this shit. We had to catch the lizard one time.

I had to bring niggas from the neighborhood and shit. I'm like, hey, hey, hey, T, hey, I need you right quick. Need you to cut this cone off right quick. I swear, we thought his ass, nigga. We almost had them. I knew it was it because the nigga had not got big, and we put it around and had a part of his tail. And that was the nigga, he had half a tail.

And I said, we've been looking for you for two years. Damn. And we got his ass. Got his head. I think he gave up. Damn, D.C. He wanted to die. I did not know you grew up around so many animals. Hey, man, listen to him.

We don't have birds and that shit. At one time a bird flew in my house. I had to get that shit out. Nick, don't you know how retarded you look trying to get a bird? I thought. Naga. Birds quick as a motherfucker. I caught it, though, in a fucking...

In a rubber-made thing, and I let it go. And it sat down for me. I was like, how to fuck this bird up. And it flew off. Nigger, the smartest shit they ever had, like, with them rats. traps, they got, like, the super glue. And they catch everything else but the rabbit. You're like, I ain't even know where you had that.

Man, that motherfucker just on them. I'm like, God damn it. Shit. We got the mood. We got catapelels. We got the moon. We got goddamn everything. We got caterpillars, butterflies. That shit was the funniest shit ever just seeing them just struggle for suffer. Hey, man.

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Niggas now really like Niggas are fin to kill the Rojas until they heard this shit They were like, you know what? Take your ass on somewhere I fuck with you If it's 2016, damn it in 2017 You still got Roaches, move Don't take none of that shit with you

My sister got seasonal roaches You gotta start all over She only get roaches in the spring. Don't take your old roaches to your new house. Mm-hmm. Like, when you got to sit all your shit outside before you move, it's a problem. You ain't worry about the nigga stealing. You're trying to add that bitch out.

However fucked up it is, it looked to you. Just know it looked twice as fucked up to somebody from the outside who's shit that is not. They be like, damn, y'all just moved there, y'all move. We're like, no, I'm going to add that shit out. That shit is fucked up. Leave all that shit. It's roaches and everything. Don't think you got just one.

one or two roaches. If it's one or two you got a million. You got to think about where them two came from. It's a million of them motherfuckers. A billion of them bitches. Move your refrigerator. I bet you won't move your refrigerator. Don't even move it. Just tilt it. Tilt that motherfucker. Hold that bitch and let that bitch say

go-goo-goo. Oh, new niggas go. What the fuck? Go! What the fuck? It's a trap. Back in the refrigerator. When you got them in a refrigerator, when you got them Eskimo roaches, when they're in the refrigerator. They're in the refrigerator.

Like, they just, you open up. They're like, oh shit, you want some of this? You're like, nigger. My motherfucking drink. This nigger retarded with the roach game. Hey, bud. I'm not seeing all type of roachers. Hey, we're going to get all the 85-self show fans and listeners that send us their roach stories.

Ooh. I bet. I bet it's a gazillion roach story. Nigger. Nigger. Is everybody got their one family member. It's like, this motherfucker got all the roaches. Niget, have you ever seen roachers?

Nobody has more roaches than this. Have you ever tried to catch a roach, but you don't clean your house out? And it's just that one roach, and you want to catch it before another nigga said? No. You haven't been through that? I haven't. Oh, man. And then it's like, it's walking over there, like, I'm going to tell you about this nigga here.

You were like, oh, come on, man, don't do that. I was blessed. We didn't have roaches. But we had, my one time, my mom would drive mouth over this lady houseland. She had all the roaches. I had to tell her. I was like, why you do us like this? Why you, what fuck we do?

I hate people who got roaches and blame him on somebody. Yeah. If it wasn't for so-and-so came over with her three kids. We wouldn't have had no damn roaches. I'm like, we only spent one night here. Soon as that dude moved over here. Boy. And that dog, them roaches came.

My auntie Pinkett. Now everybody got roaches. My auntie Pinker had the worst case of roaches. I believe it, because she sounded like the auntie that got the roaches. Her house was clean, but she just had roach. I don't think she understood on how to kill him. You feel what I'm saying? And she always had a grudge against my sucks.

I asked you at my aunt's auntie right now I call about auntie how you get roach you shed your sister I let them spend the night matter of fact it wasn't her it was your mama her and test I let all love spend the night and they didn't want to leave

they brought them with them and then they left and then take the roaches with them you're saying your sister took some of her roaches over your auntie house and they made and fell out every cent they do not fuck around Hey man this is the crazy shit at my sister's house standing up

Don't even hold, she holds, she eats standing up. Why aren't you on sit your plate now, cause? I'm traumatized. Like, damn, Auntie. She ain't got no chairs at the house around her kitchen table. This is the most retarded shit we ever talk about it. I'm telling that shit funny. This shit is retarded, man.

My Auntie would tell you right now, boy, my sister gave her roaches, and she ain't never forgave her. Damn. Auntie, you're going to ever forget her? Nope. As long as I got roaches, fuck that bitch. That shit crazy. Man, all the 85 South followers is you.

And then please send us some of your horrific. I don't want them lazy. Your Roach stories. I want some horrific shit like your girl was over. You fucking and Roach fell on her face. And she was like, ah! Like that shit is hilarious. One time I was at the restaurant and this old fucked up Roach came out.

He crawled right down the middle of the table. I was like, we got to order shit. He was like fucked up. He crawled from under the napkin shit. He was like, you don't want this food. You don't want to eat you. What do you say? You don't want to eat it.

The niggins sound like Morgan Free, but then. Get on away from here. Is there up there places for you? Places out of going. There's millions of me in here. You think I'm the only one? Is that what you think? I'm not the only one.

He's talking about like a war movie. There's millions of me. He'll never get rid of me. And you remember that tour story? The Gorgonites. He came out like the Gorgonite. We are the Gorgonites. We are the Gorgonite.

We are the Gorgonite. That is hilarious Welcome back to the 8th South Shop. We hear, man. Hey, talk about roaches and shit. Man, how you been? How you been? Man, I got my little girl, man.

How is she, bro? Tell us about Nova. How's Nova, baby, Nova, baby, nova. She's shitting everywhere. She's shitting everywhere. And it's like she knew when you put a new pamper on. Like, as soon as you tap the first saddle and put it that, you like, bitch, you know what?

Take that one and I'll wipe it up and put it up. But you can't hold that shit Yeah, it's like, is this a new pamphle? Let me shit in it. Man, that shit is chill in me. I'm like, me the shit in the same pamper. Remember I was just telling you a couple of weeks ago that you need about 8 million pamphers?

I never know like baby shit about 16 times a day. That shit. I'm talking about it's just like, it don't never just be a shit. Do you know what? Like, we don't fart when we shit. You know what make baby shit? Strange people. That too.

Soon as some motherfuckers walk in at the baby don't. It's like a defense mechanism. Who the fuck is. Ah, shit, I have shit Strangest make baby shit every time And every time my girl Just pull her tities out She's like, oh, that's exactly what I need it

Come on I'm like, this motherfucker hit, man, already Did you try some breast milk yet? I tried, that shit's sour That shit is not to move Like, damn I ain't never look at a titty again That shit's sour

Hey, Tiddy's got a whole new meaning When some milk and I'm done And it's like her nipple is not the same It's not. When I first met her, her nipple was like, like this knob. No. Fuck, no. This shit is like a hot link.

I'm like, why did your nipple get this fucking fat? I'm talking about them link sausages raw. Wow. Out the pack where you got to put the wet napkin on. I'm like, bitch, I'm going to put your nipple in the microwave and cook it. Hey, man, you're going to kill me on this show. I need another drink. Listen, niggas out there like, baby, your nipple, just like the hot link D.C.

You're talking about. Hey, bring your big nipple ass here this shit. I told you. Hold on, rewind that shit. Hey, what flat state? I told you. Nipples swole up like a radio knob. You crying this shit.

I'm telling you, man. I don't like them hot links. Killing me. It's killing me. They should be still on the fuck. I'm like, you need to put a shirt on him. I'm not looking at them nipples. They are over fucking size, bro.

You are all right? Who me? Yeah, you're straight. Oh, me? Yeah. I'm just saying you sound like the shit been, like, stresses you. I'm just trying to make sure. No, it ain't stress me, but you're like,

well, you got two fucking big-haed digglings in your face. You're like, man, I had to put my hand on my mouth. I was fucking a light this. I'm like, man, I've got to cover these up. I ain't with this shit right here. He's like, two little digglings in my face. I'm going to get the fuck out of here right now. They go to the door, you get the fuck out of here.

You always come back. This y'all always be like, babe, look. I'm like, I know what the fuck they look like. Two redwood cans. Like, in my fucking face. I'm like, can't even cut them up. I'm like, put that shit down, man. Turn to the side.

And they'd be like this. I can't have from these bike pets. Hey, man. Hey, you don't wonder why this nigga be gone all the time because look at this shit. That's the type of shit

he'd be doing when you go. What else you do while you was gone, man? Shit. I just jacked all the other day. And I'm not going to fuck about that. Oh, I was like, because it didn't work. It didn't work.

I got tired. How to fucking not work, I was fed up? From the bitch in my head, I was like, this bitch sorry, man. You ever get mad at the bitch that ain't even yours? I'm like, this bitch. He ain't doing shit.

I'm like, I need another bitch. I need another bitch to think about, she's sorry. Hey, man. You, if you masturbating, you think about one bitch, you were in love. No. You got to think about about 12, 13. If you were masturbating and thought about like 30 bits, he's like, ah, shit. Trying to get the right one.

Nah, I'm fucked up. I'm going to fuck. Shit. Wait it too long. Damn. Look at Jay. He done did that shit. Lightskin, niggins.

What he did? like, I'm trying to get, which one? Oh, fuck. It's not it. It's not the one I want it. Like, have you? Like, have you was about to come

and then fuck around the other bitch, he's like, ah, I didn't want to bust on her. Fuck! Not her. Buss a nutton and apologize. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Wasn't for you. That one's for Shanniqua. I didn't mean to. Not Rhonda. Fuck. I was thinking about her. Shit. What these comments talking about?

You know. Miss Lynn, so fresh. Like, wouldn't they be making up these profile names? Like, can they not put every word in this? Before we even read the comments, let's figure out how to fuck people come up with these names. I think it's on a certain amount of characters, aka, that means the amount of letters you're supposed to use people. But some of these names are just so fucking stupid.

Yeah, like Miss Lynn's so fresh. Like, you're 30, but still hacking young. You don't know how old she is. It is called. Hold up. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Y'all niggas be trying to make seem like I'm dumb as fuck.

Miss Lynn So Fresh has just confirmed that it said it is called ibuprofen, though. D.C. was right. Nica, I've been in the hospital and been on meds. A lot in my life. I know what the fuck I mean. Thank you, Ms. Lentz-O-Fresh for clarifying that. You feel what I'm saying? I feel you.

And Trey. Hold up. Here we go. Trey L. Trelia? Trelia. Trelia. Yeah.

It took you a time, some time to think about that. Yeah. Trail, yeah, okay. Trill, yeah. She said, ADC, obviously she ain't know what the fuck you meant, so she needs to kick rocks in shirt socks. The bitch's gonna have an ingrown toenail.

Church socks ain't stopping shit. Wow, wow, wow. And church socks, you can always do the moonwalk. I love church socks. We got Matt Tate. Matt Tate. It's a D.C. looked like a slave that found the way out ugly, boy.

Matt Tate. You sound white, bitch. I beat y'all ass. What about Mario Irvin? He said, What up, Fly, Carlos, you my niggas, too. Dumb-Aidding. I would never find you

if I wasn't stuck on Fly Pepper. Paper. What? Okay, I don't want to finish reading that one. I got a proofread before I just say I lie. This shit might be some whole other shit. Okay, but D.C., you got to hit that James Brown right. You keep leaving out the A part.

Okay, my bad. Well. Come, man, you a fan, Mario Irvin. Good God. Good God. Hey! That is. Your punk ass.

Who else in that? You got regular names. Kendall. God don't want to give me regular people? Kendall Crowell. This podcast is for Carlos R. Kelly looking ass. Fuck you. Fuck you.

Okay. Every time R. Kelly post a bitch on Instagram, 500 motherfuckers be like, man, I thought this was you. I was like, Nick, we are not the same. Hey, it's it. Hey, Carlos, nigga, needs some midweek mini shows. Friday can't come fast. That's enough. Well, we appreciate you.

Damn, sure do. Carlos, you need to start charging these niggas for your real-nigger strategies. I don't because we need more real-niggas out here. Fucking right. Hopefully, I can inspire one nigger to inspire one nigga to be a better nigga because that's all we're going to be. I'm just trying to be the best nigger. I can be staying for something and fall for anything.

Fuck DC and Carlos. We need Randy and Stevie and Mike back on 92 a.m. Rebel Radio. You're not going to diss the niggers. You're not going to listen here. 92 a.m. Rebel Radio. I'm glad you're back over here, man. Listen, here, Randy.

Hell you been, brother. Listen. Where you been, man? I've been jacking off to the wrong bitches, I'm talking, sorry. I got my mind made up. Where are your glasses at, man? I'm only Stephanie, huh? Can you see?

Where are you? Where are you? Are you? Randy! Where did you have, brother? I'm over here, you're some bitch. I was, I was just at me. I almost had a heart attack.

Where are you got damn? You've been drinking again? You've been drinking that goddamn Kentucky whiskey, haven't you? I smell of it. Call out my favorite drink, damn it, random shit. You know, lost your damn glasses. We ain't played no Leonard Skinner since you've been gone. I hope you know.

You haven't played Leonard? I said I won't listen. I won't play it until my brother gets back up here. You haven't played Leonard? I've been catching all kind of hell. I heard you've been up here to listen to some dudes named Mingoes. They're black, but how are you going to car yourself are fucking Michigan? I don't fucking understand.

I was listening to trapping out the bando. Trapped out the band. The fuck is a band. Trapped out the bando. That's gotta catch it The house With the board on the windows You can't see

Trapping out the house With the board on the windows Yeah Taping out the house With the boards on the windows Trapped out the bando All right Tripped up the bando

Yeah that shit was horrible That shit I like that Who made that? That's the Migos Oh that's the Dio's all right with me Trap out they have any more abused Nick ain't got a whole bunch of

Man dude I'm gonna go home I'm gonna just say this shit Like, hey, trap out of the bando. Trapping out of the bando. All right. I'm like, what? I'm like, I don't fucking...

You know, we're going to start playing a little bit more hip hop over here. All right. I've been giving it a good listen. Hell, they got some good, pretty good stuff about there. We might don't want to see them, but we'll hear them. We don't want to see them now. Hell. All right.

No, shit, I was listening to some new school. I was listening to some Kanye West. Oh, now, you know what? I like Kanye West because he freaks out like a white man. He gets white man crazy on it. Yes, he does. Kanye get white man crazy. He'll get white man crazy.

He'll counsel a cell. He's like, fuck you, niggins. I'm in the middle of the song. I ain't saying she a gold dick. Who the fuck said something? Cut the goddamn music off. I'm going to talk to these assholes for 22 minutes. He's a rebel.

And you think that I forgot to do the rest of the song. You're out of your motherfucking mind. I'm going to do the rest of the song, but I got 26 minutes worth of shit to say in between the first verse and the end of the song. Yep, he's a rebel. We need to have him up here in Nantitude. Rapplerating. We got to give him.

Get Conway West up here. We got to get him. Got the Brunway. Listen up, Conway. If you're listening, this is your big homie, Stevie. That's your little homie, Randy, O'Fair. I don't know what that means, but they do. We're live over here on 92 a.m. Rebel Radio.

We're waiting on you to come up here and holler at us, Conway. Leave everybody at the house. We don't want the damn audacians and rations. We don't want to listen here. We might. Leave them home. Listen, we want to talk to Chris Jenner. Wait a minute. Chris Jenner is a real. Listen, she's a real looker.

Who? Oh, Chrissy Jenner. Which one of that? That's the mama. Okay, I thought you was talking about. That's the mama that... The pappy that looks like. The pammie.

All those, the pampy. Not the stepfather, mother. Okay. I don't know what was one about it. I don't want to talk to him. He said a fuck enough. Yep. Well, listen here.

If this so happened that Chrissy Jenner's listening to this one, I just want to say, hey there. I ain't doing. Let's go grab some brugas. Who else you want to say before we get back to the playlist? That's about that. I don't really like talking to people. I know you don't.

That's why he just got hired up here temporarily. Wait a minute. Now listen there. You didn't, that's why I didn't get my check last week. Yep, you get paid next week. I get paid every week. You get paid every two weeks. Wait a minute.

Clayton just texts me. He said, that's fucked up. Because the guys ain't bring me back. What do you say? I'm going to text him, you're fired. Is that Ricky? This Clayton, you're fired. That's not Ricky.

You're fired. Nobody. Let's take a picture and from him how happy we are. Nope. Send him a picture. Send him a picture. Send him a picture. We need fans that, hold up.

Wait a minute. Hey, God damn it. I know I'm not in that picture. But it's iPhone. I'll see him. You better put me in that picture. I kicked your ass. Wait a minute.

It's a nigger in here. All right. Let's take a picture. Hey, don't you just be in there by yourself. Damn it. Random bring your eyes on. Shit. Shit.

man I can't see your big ass head You got arthritis in your neck You need to move it anyway That's what the doctor said Move your fucking neck I'll come over this way Just a little bit It's gonna be stiff forever

I can't see you brother And I said move your fuck your neck How right you take the damn picture Fuck you're the big brother You get over there You didn't get the crew Well fuck it You're a selfish

I didn't say everybody was in the goddamn picture All right Well fuck it All right I'm shoot the bird Because I like being a rebel It doesn't matter what I do I'm a gangster All right, let's send it to him

He's fired Speaking of gangsters He's fired Welcome back 92 a. Can I be part of the fire? Radio? Listen, I'm going to deal with your shit later I got to get this playlist kicked off

All right, look You're fired You're fired It does sound good, you're fire Okay You guys stay tuned We're gonna get into some more This playlist

Clayton When you hear this episode You're fired Next hour we got some Snoop doggie dog coming up We got some more Conway West Snoop's fire

Yep Yep, he's fired. I think I'm going to play a little bit of that, a little bit of that, what's his other name? The skinny guy. Who? Where's the Rifa? No, where's the Riefer? Oh, where's the Rifa.

Yeah, I like Where's the Rifa. Where's the Rifa? We're going to play that. And we got a new song. We're going to play by Juicy J. I don't know if it's new, but I just heard it. I don't like calling another man Juicy. He's going to be just can J.

We're going to call him J. We'll just call him J. We'll just play. We'll just play some songs from J. Yeah, I don't know. I'm not calling him. Another man, Jeezy. Shut out the young Jeezy.

Young Jeezy? Yeah, young Jeezy. I don't understand why all these grown men want to be young. I know. He needs to be grown Jeezy. He's not a young fella, but he makes some grown music. I never seen a young ball-headed guy, I'll tell you that. I'll tell you who else is nice to look at.

Who? That damn Nicky Monash. Woo! Like her name just says it all. Let's have a party! Now listen, I don't really be looking at a whole lot of them girls, but when she got big old titties and big old ass too, Oh, shit.

Hey, tell that Mick Mittfeller, I see why he's yelling. He's happy all the time. I see why he's going to be a big booed a bitch. I'm doing the same life. That's not what he said, but I see why he's happy, too. He says it. He says it off the track. How could you not be happy with Nikki Minaj?

It's just her name every time. Like, Nikki. Nikki. I'd call her Nikki Minaj. I would the whole time. Hey, Nikki Minaj. Nicky Minaj. Who are you with?

I'm in the car with Nikki Menonage. I'll just call him a notch. You got to call her Nicky. I don't want to call her Nicky Monarch make me happy. You know who else I like to look at over there? Who? The other girl. What's her name?

I don't know. That's why I ask you who. The lip gloss is popping. Who, little fucking mama? Little fucking mama. Oh my goodness. You need some chapstick, Randy? There's something about little fucking mama.

You need some chopstick Randy? I probably do. Because you're fucking tripping. I'm fucking, hey, I like little mama. I don't like little mama. I don't like little f***. fucking mother. I fucking listen to her. She dancing and all that

lip gloss is popping. I need you to shut the fuck up. Your lips are glossy the fuck enough. Okay, well fuck it then. Shit. I like the other girl. The chicken noodle soup. I was sick listening to that. That's the same motherfucker. That's exactly what I'm saying, man. Every time I

like a cutie, here your ass comes. Get your own bitches, Randy. I'm sorry. Mom wouldn't like that. Go back to the playlist. Play the goddamn Snoop Dog dog and Conway West. I'm going outside to get the cigarette break.

I'm sorry. You're fucking stupid, man. I forgot there was her. I'm got me fuck. I'm got me fuck. You all right? You help me in that bitch. What else been going on in the world?

There's a lot of shit been going on. There's a lot of shit. Hey, man, 2016 is almost over. I'm glad too, but. What's some shit that you're leaving in 2016? All the fuckery, man. I lost seven partners this year, God damn.

I mean, I'm going to say this. I lost seven people that I knew, you feel what I'm saying? Like, it was probably like five was like partner-partner, you feel what I'm saying? So it's on some shit like a lot of shit happened this year that they can balance out. I lost seven people, but my movie came out and plus my little girl was born. You feel what I'm saying? So that's the only thing, you know what I'm saying? So 2017, man, I'm just going to surround myself with people that just want to be successful and just want to goddamn profitable.

You feel what I'm saying? like the negativity and shit, we're gonna leave that shit where it's at. For real? Hell yeah. Because I'm telling I'm not gonna be the one

that's getting in trouble. Me either. Randy and Steve are going to be in trouble. Listen, ain't nobody getting no goddamn trouble. Because if they fuck with me, they fuck with you.

They fuck with me. You know, I don't give a fuck about it. I don't give a flying fuck about none of that shit. You know what guy. I just bought me a brand new 12-gauge

Remington shotgun, single shot with the scope on it. See how quiet shit to get. We can say that. I bought a Springfield. Just to let motherfuckers know that I ain't playing. And I don't even know how to shoot so I'd wreck shit. You fuck everything up.

You remember when we tried to shoot them ducks, I shot in the tree and shot the man's dog? Oh, well, I'm sorry about your dog, but he shouldn't have been in the fucking way. We can't go back to that property still to this day. Yep, we got our pictures over there called dog killers. Dog killers. I wasn't a dog killer. It's bullshit. He's a dog killer.

He's just my brother. Your dog was jaywalking in the field. I wasn't even know. I was hired than a giraffe head. Crazy part about it. He was over there trying to call him the fucking one to listen. He was like, come here.

A niggas coming over here with us. I thought I'd never see that cockat some bitch again, but just as sure as Jeremiah jumps up jumping. This motherfucker come in my face at Walmart was I was out there getting some dog food for killer. You didn't tell me that.

You didn't tell me he came in your face, Randy. You know, I don't like people in your face, Randy. He's going to ask me some shit like, how dare you be in here to have the nerve to be buying dog food after what you did to my dog. I looked that motherfucker in his face and I said, I'm

sorry about your fucking dog, but my dog still a fucking life. Like my dog was just supposed to stop fucking living because your dog got shot on accident because Randy dropped his fucking gun. I didn't drop it. I went down to tie my shoe and he scared me. Well, the goddamn gun went off.

Your damn show did. That sit makes me mad all over again. Why doesn't make you mad? Because I know you didn't mean to shoot that dog out of everybody who loves animals. you love dogs the most. Did you not see how vicious that dog was? That was a mean. That dog was some bitch, but I know what they tried to see.

He didn't listen. Did you not hear him call him? He was like, come here. He's coming to me. We got to stop talking about these dogs. All right. I got some paperwork that I'm registering some bloodhounds up there. I don't want them to get the wrong message. Okay. We all, we are dogs lovers. Hey, it's about time for us to play that

with Khalifa, too. We're going to get back into the playlist. Okay. 92 a.m. Rebel Radio. Yeah! Leave your dog on the fucking leash, okay? That's right. What the fuck is wrong with you, man? No, I really got a problem with dogs that don't listen to their owners.

They be like, yeah, you come on in. Black, nigga, he's not listening to you. This would be a good time to talk about black people and dogs. You're a real hood, Nick. You ever had a dog? I had a dog that didn't like me. What was the dog name? The dog makes eat.

My dumb ass me? No, every now and then we take a spotlight, and we spotlight the animal community. 85 self-show. You know, even when we make jokes, I would like to let everybody in the world know that we are really animal lovers. Yeah, I got four dogs. It's not limited to just dogs.

We like fish and... Yeah, my sister. Oh, let me tell you about my sister. Talk about this. All her animals died, bro. That's fucked up to be the first one. It's funny, bro. I thought you was going to tell me about your dog.

She had like, she had like nine puppies. They were sisters and brothers. No, man. And they fucked each other and had more babies. You don't get our show counsel if you talk about how your sister just killed 18 dogs. No, she ain't kill them. They just died. Oh.

You feel what I'm saying? She had like nine sisters and they'd be fucking having kids. And all of them died, they just dead. This bitch had a, this I knew this shit was crazy. Yeah, 30 dead dog. This shit was crazy. I don't have funeral service. It ain't fucked up yet.

No, it ain't fucked up. This one when I knew the shit was fucked up. Nigger, her snake froze. The snake. They cold blood. How your snake freeze, bitch? That shit you just said didn't make no sense. That's what I'm trying to tell you.

They cold blooded. When have you ever seen the snake just stopped moving because it froze in there? This snake in the house. in a fucking cage and it froze to death. Bits, you don't need no animals. Wow. That's your sign right there. We can't even talk about animals with D.C., man.

That was it. That was the only horrific story I got. All your stories was fucked up. I'm just saying all my sister's animals died. She had three little, she got one. Right. And the other one just, I think it got to risk. That motherfucker was like, I'm gonna go in a minute,

and I'm like, ah. I can tell. Hey, something is really fucking wrong. He don't eat no more. We drop letters and now. He's like, let me get this shit off me. I'm just ready to die. We gotta talk about some other shit.

You're gonna get us. kicked out the bitch. That's why we be getting kicked out of here. No, we don't. You always got to talk about the dogs. He ain't going to be an animal love. He's going to be like, look, come here. The Jew shit was okay. But you got me with the animals. About the doggy? But the, fuck that. Where is your sister

and why is she killing puppies? Yeah. Brothers and sisters are not supposed to have puppies. You know that. You should have got your dog. I'm, okay. You should, listen. I can't talk about this shit. White people are going to be leaving comments. I used to fuck with the 85 South

show and then the whole puppy shit. Oh my god, wow. I don't get a fuck. I know. I was just playing. We are all animal love. It's just my suit to have a bad thing with animals. You were talking. That's a nigga. I got a pit bull, nigga. You will never know he loved people. He'll walk up on you. I love you guys.

I knew you had a good happy story. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. But you said, I don't. You pat-assie. Oh, fucked up. So fucked up. I'm just saying. Hey, man, we're still going to do some erase and money for the homeless strippers in Atlanta for the holidays i was i was i was i was you didn't see my eyebrows i was like rain money for who niggins uh for the homeless yeah i bet you better shake that ass you won't be homeless no mom that's the motto hey shout out the red boy

i'm just what you were going with it carlos i was just saying man maybe we could like just say he wanted two strippers you know yeah because even like the strippers that don't be getting no money you could tell could they be walking why they they walk dance you know what I just feel like we've been blessed I feel like we've been blessed and we can bless somebody else because that's you know this who the podcast is for this podcast is for the stripperhood

made $700 in a month in a night and she can't even count it for real she struggles with the math she got it she got them down in tens you like bitch you got you got tens she had to separate the money to be able to count okay I got 300 in 10s what's 300 plus 250

Motherfuckers who ask dumb-ass questions like that. How'd it be? That's 300 plus 250. That got to be what? That's that sell them for them, right? No, mother, no! No! I hate motherfuckers that can't count, bro.

I'm at Christmas cream the other fucking day, right? I bought two doughnuts and a fucking chocolate milk. The shit came out to 476. I gave the girl fat up. It was 424. I gave the girl five. and 25 cents I gave it a quarter after she hit the shit

bitch didn't know to give me back 101 and she's just like Look I already press the button you got to get this change I was like why the fuck are you on the cash register? You can't fucking count Have exact change but

give it to them after they hit the button Watch them fuck freak out I need a manager Bring the key up here What happened He paid with exact change but I had I already Bitch, you can't add? You can't add change.

These are single coins. A loo. Get the fuck off the register. How the strippers meet? What's 300 plus 250? That's like sell them something, ain't it? Bro, I know. Bro, you still fucking hood, bitches.

Why don't strip with that light, man, bro? Oh. Bro, let me put it out the wars. And it already been taken up in a hundred. Oh, that's the shit. They'd be like, okay, so I know this is something and this is something. I'm like, bitch, they're a hundred apiece. Two fucking hundred dollars.

What fuck is you doing? You can't add. I hate them hold it. I got $200 in fifties. Then I got like, I think I had like $1.60. What that is? Hungary count these so I can make sure. Make count this again for me because I'm a little drunk.

You give me. Fuck, y'all. Don't mix my money with yours. Give me my cash. Give me my money back. Fuck it. I got a lot. Tonight was termed.

Bitch made some money. No tonight was not. Hey, man. You only made two on them. Tonight was not turned. Hood bitches is out here, man. That niggas stoop. He said, that's like Cid so.

It's like Cid song. Boy. Oh, my goodness. It ain't like a old hood chick, man. What? You ever met a broke-ass stripper? Like, you think she owned then she ain't owned because she hit you late one night. He'd be like, I want to see you, but I ain't got no car.

You ain't gonna send me no Uber Like, bitch, you in Lawrenceville You didn't, like, first of all, you gave me the option To see you over, every, what? Like, bitch, I didn't, why is you stripping all over here And living all the way out there? Right. Your shit need to be close to home.

Why are you, like, fuck you live in Lawrenceville? You need to be close to home, bitch. I don't want the bad to know me. You're like, like, niggas is walking around just recognizing the strip. Hey, ain't you candy game? Bro, have you ever seen one to one? Nobody give a fuck.

Have you ever seen one of the ones that you're like, oh, that one of me, you know, And she tried to act like she don't see you. You're like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, hey, hey, hey, get her. That's her. I'm afraid. I'm like, she turned around. She tried to act like she ain't never.

Uh-uh, my name is Jasmine. Like, come here. I'm Jasmine. Hey, don't I know you? She's like, not really. That's how you say, not really, you're a bitch. You might have seen me before, but you don't know me. No, no, no.

I just be lying. Like, you be shopping on Walmart over there. You're stupid. You're stupid. I don't like when motherfuckers come up and say, man, why I know. Man, why I know you from? I'd be like, where you get your weed at? I'm going to ask home.

For real, that's stupid. Yes, sir. What the fuck? You know who this podcast is for? But stripple that can't count. Damn right. I got 300 plus 250. What's that?

Like, some. Bitch, no, bitch. Bitch, no. That's not like seven something. Oh, man. Have you ever seen one-on-one? Like, you'll be dancing, like a bit be dancing, right, and you don't do a lot of money. But if one more girl that come in, like, you're like, when your lad of 50s.

Like, you get down, you're like, yo, you come on in. That bitch you've been dancing for that whole little time period. Going to get mad at her, and now, y'all, both y'all got to split. All that. That's what you're like, uh-uh. She'll stop before them ad clap. She'll put her hand right before that bitch, no. You better wait.

You better wait. You better wait. You better wait, she put her head right between the ass. She'd be like, uh-uh, you better wait. You better wait, pay. Don't get it all the whole with her because this all man. I'm like, y'all will be fine. This is the perfect time to drop some game for the niggas who just started going to the strip club like that.

Let me let you young niggins. Tell them, tell them, man. Tell them about my old man. I don't get a fuck. What you do in the strip club or what the strippers say, she does not like you. That is part of her job. I don't got tricks on that time. She don't like you.

He'd be thinking they like you. I don't want it to the strip club with grudges. You think they'd be like him? They'd be like, you want to dance? I'm like, I want to dance and fuck. But it ain't going to work out like that. You are fucking psycho, man. A bye-bye.

A-bye-bye. Oh, you can't hear me in the club. Oh, I said, oh, baba, bitch. What wrong with you? And you could tell the whole that I don't fuck because they don't hold they get the money. They dance and them whole be dancing. I'm like, she the one of that's fucking that you didn't fuck.

Oh, yeah, I'm not dead. You got a, boy. It ain't any. Just initiate me. Let me fuck one time. Shit, I ain't trying to fuck forever. Ignate me. Yeah, just initiate me.

Like, you know, I'm gonna come in here every time I see him. Like, man, they be fucking. Let me fuck one time. I fuck y'all. All the whole be like, let me get that money, like, you gonna see me. You're gonna call you something like leave. And they take that money, give it to the next nigga who don't fuck with her like that. You were like, bitch.

That nigga cut you out. And he gave you an Uber. You just did the same shit. I don't tell me. I don't be with it. Man, that's how you know shit is fucked up. We shouldn't be going through shit like that. going through shit like this.

We shouldn't. That's why I, when I talk about shit like this, it's just know that this shit that I already did. I don't do this type of shit no more. I have moved on in my life. I don't give a fuck about these hoes. Me either. This shit fun to me, man.

I just, I like, well. You got a lot of hole in left in you. You, I live through you. I'd be like, go DC. Go. Oh, no, you're not. Trick all the bitches. Let all the moment.

Let's let these folks know how we met. All right, fuck it. Don't do it. Don't tell you for you. I was about the same. You got a lot of hole. You got that old school old. He got that sneaker up on you whole with him.

After you done told him, you got a bitch for to come over. He's the old school life. Hey, what's y'all doing in there? What's she doing? She didn't bring no salad with her. That's the only, you know what the fuck was going on there. That's the whole. She didn't have dressed dressing.

Hey, that nigga text me. I ain't that all I heard of him. D.C., you're all right? You all right in that little room? She ain't drowned you in that bullsets. Let him go. Go. Well, that shit was so funny, bro.

I said, this nigga is a food, man. This nigga is some food. That was our first time when we ever kicked that we got stuck in Ohio. And we had a fucking blast. I'm talking about, for niggas who want to be us, they'd be like, oh, my God. What do we got to do? What do we got to do? Guess what our heads came up together.

We were like, niggins. Let's fuck something. Let's fuck something. It's right there in the name. It's St. Ohio. It's some holes up here, bro. It's some holes, bro, let's go. Oh, hi-ho.

Oh, hi-ho. You know how, like, on the cartoon, when the head go into the camera, come back, it was like, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. He's like, we came up. And they came up with the plan. Carlos Miller. Let's get some holes.

That shit was so funny, man. Amen. That shit was hilarious. Nigger, we're going to wait to go. I was the young nigga that could wait to go to work because they probably don't know how he is. You feel I'm like, nigga. Bro, check what happened.

What we got stuck in Ohio. They didn't even know how about it. Don't tell I'm like shit They're like what I'm like man That's the number one rule Of being an assassin

You don't never discuss The shit that you give That shit was crazy And the crazy part about it We let her live We let her live You feel me I left

It wasn't the ones He was like D.C. You did enough You did enough D.C. Let her live I got her.

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I'm talking to bitch. You feel me? I'm like, shut up, yeah. I'm like, woo-hoo, having fun in Ohio. That thing was like, yo, D.C. She had enough. Then I fuck around. You know, I go get a smoke break.

This thing over here like, bitch, you thought I was saving your ass? You thought I was saving your ass You're like, yeah, I have somewhere to be I was like, this nigga crazy This nigga retarded That shit was funny, man That's why you're my dog

That shit was funny That's my cousin I knew from the day I was like we different nags bro Like after the first time You need a nigga You don't really know how a nigga capable Of handling this shit

This shit ain't never Now this is this the first time I'm gonna ever be on TV This shit like I'm coming literally off the curve This is when the social media Finally done did something for it, you feel

me? I don't just put my pistol down. You feel me? And getting on the plane. This nigga said, D.C., let's fuck something. I said, my nigga, you are how are you with me. I was thinking that same shit. He was like, what we gonna do? I was like,

you got the social media, man. That's exactly how he won't. I'm the devil on his shoulder. Hey, man, make a video. Let these hoax know That shit was so fun Because that's exactly how it was I'm doing it in the convoys

I'm in the convoys I'm in the convoys You got 2 million followers Get the bitches Look I'll fit to make a video right I'm going to make a video I'm like But don't call him bitches

Look at the great part I'll fit to make a video He was like, don't make a video Don't call him a host Going to DM Be secret of I'm telling the nigga everything. That shit is so funny.

Don't reply to the comment on public. Do the voice, Lord. Don't reply to the comment. DM the bitch. There you go. Oh, now make a video. You're almost there, Jim. Don't text to the address.

Send to the location. There you go. That shit was so funny. What time is it? Oh, look. Do the voice. when I didn't pick up the phone. This fuck, nigga here.

Hey, man, what's y'all going on for that? Uh-uh, the cutches. The conscious voice when I didn't pick up the phone. Hey, fly. You finish over there, bro. I'm about to come over there, act like I need some. She's still naked. All right.

You ain't naked, though, right? Cool, cool. All right, y'all come. Well, that shit was so funny, right? That shit was so funny. True story. Do the voice when I want to come out, but not too soon. All I'm not yet because not yet.

She kind of make her mind, though. Stay over there, close it up. That's the funniest part because she wasn't, she made it seem like she wasn't like that. Yeah, sir. You know what I'm saying? Calla. Fly, why you got to tell the worst story in the world? No, brother.

In other news, Russia was just a... Gallo, blah, fuck that. Call on kicking that shit, he's like, fly. We ain't going for us, nothing. I'm chilling. Before you know it, I'm like. Fly, fly, fly. Let her be herself.

Let her be herself. This bitch lying. She's lying. It's my cousin. She's lying. We all are. It's a blizzard outside. This is a worst-case scenario.

We're having fun. I'm excited. That was some, uh, salt type shit. Say you're stuck in Ohio. You only have one bitch. And a blizzard. One room. At 2 o'clock in the morning.

One rubber. Vend for yourself. Put the rubber on the dough. That shit was so funny, boy. It was hilarious. Hey. Hey, boy. You stupid, dog.

That's when I realized, you, my mom. We used up in a while now Like we've been to each other I'm like oh why the shit Where y'all been? You know me and those got down We just been walking around this motherfucker I ain't know what to do

We show up the wilding out late than the motherfucker You ready to go back Yeah I'm ready They moved it I didn't go back to Wally I'm ready to go to work man We ain't ready to go to work Yes I am

What you think this shit gonna be like We're gonna go back to New York You know I don't even know if we can say that shit Yeah bleep that part Fuck it We're going back to New York We're going back to New York

I don't think they understand That how New York took us up under their wing Because New York show love like a motherfucker. They show love. L.A., motherfurt was trying to be seen. Let me tell you that something. Ain't nobody going to put you in a movie because you was in the audience and why I'm fucking out.

They might, though. And nobody's like, oh, boy, I like the way that nigga would laugh. I like the way that nigga was laughing. No. Get that nigga's head shut. But it was a couple dudes out there like just, ah, ah, I would like, my nigga. He ain't said shit.

No, not that nigga. The other laughing, nigga. Like, motherfucking is standing up. to sign him. Every time. They were like, What I think? Funny!

I'm waiting to get slammed by that dude. Where is Carlos Miller? Dissie Young Flissar. And D.C. Young Fly. I want to hear some jokes about pussy. Dissie Young Flizai. Did I see it right? And everyone makes jokes about pussies,

but the way that they do it. I like the way they make jokes about the pussy. I want to hear the joke about the pussy lip. The pooh. I like the joke that you got about the bitches who's smoke. The bitch's pussy is smoke weed.

That shit is funny. Ah! Ha ha ha ha. That was funny. Very clever. We should sign these niggas. We should take all the fucking money. We should give these niggas money.

No, we shouldn't give them money. We should give them things they don't have like a car. We should give them a house. We should give them a little bit of money. and steal a lot of bit of money. Yes, I like that, a lot of bit of money. We give the niggers a little bit of money, and we make a lot of bit of money,

but a little bit of money to a nigger as just a lot of bit of money is not a lot of money. We give them a tour bus. We give them a tour bus. No, we'll give them $200,000, and we'll make $600 million. This is what we're going to do. Hold up.

I have a better plan than that. We'll give them a tour bus with three white women. They'll catch a charge, and we'll take all their rights. Royalties. Oh, oh, oh, what time is it? I have gentrification at 11.25. That's going to be clever.

Oh, I just bought another black community. Oh, somebody passed me my pipe. I would like to smoke at it. You know what? What are you smoking? I'm smoking this shit called cush. You're smoking marijuana? It's called gas.

I don't get in the gas. Are you smoking marijuana? No, it's called. Cush. Look, don't get high on your own supply. Marijuana is to keep the black community at bay. Let me tell you something. You have to try the Cush.

Maybe you could come down a little bit. I don't want to try the Cush. I own the Cush. I get a percentage of... You have been hiding the Cush from me. You have been hiding this... Listen, listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

Dirty scoundrel. You're not going to disown me on The show, I tell you that. If you're a white man and you're not rich, you have wasted a golden opportunity. You are peasant. You will be loatheth. I don't know why we put THs on every word,

but you'll be loathis up under us. I don't know what language you're speaking. This is the languages of this. They speak of this. No one talks like that. We talk like this as this. How many millions of billions do you have, sir? Are you talking about pounds?

Because I have pounds? Maybe that's why we can communicate. I don't speak broke. I don't speak broke either. How many corporations do you own? How many corporations? How many manufacturers do I own? How many ex-wives do you possess? Are you counting my pockets?

Are my pockets? What's in your pockets? I don't see your pockets is fat. I just opened my 488th Walmogs. That was just Swim's Day. I have 99 prisons and they're up and running forever. Oh, 99 prisons, that's really cute. I heard your cousin is in there from making money off of him and his wife.

And his children. And his children. Oh, have you ever heard of a life sentence? How dare you turn your back to me? I turn your back to be like I turned my back on your cousin. You face me like a man, you coward. Are you calling me a whoop? I'm calling you a kid.

coward. Oh, you calling me a horse? What is this family shit? Letty, lady, my gal. Get my horse. You take your horse and you can shove it up the crevice of your ass. Let me tell you something. I'm the only person that can ride a horse on the expressway. No, you're not.

I actually own 80% of all expressways. That was Thursday. That was Thursday? I was just Thursday. You closed that deal? How many illegitimate children do you possess

I don't I don't understand I have like a 99 99 and a thousand Well listen to me you peasant I am going to let you slide this time Because of we're friends We are friends you blow down

Motherfucking I just want to see how rich you've gotten I'm stupid rich I'm so rich this morning You don't even know that I'm stealing from your corporation. I don't care. You lost your corporation and divorce.

I don't expect anything. That's what we call blue collar scum. What we're going to do, we're going to continue to make all of the money and let the niggas do all the work. Yes, I like that. High five. But not hard. Okay. All right. I was going to give you a hard

high five. What language is this and we're speaking? I don't know what's language. I just saw it on a couple. This is not a language. This is a dictionary. This is a dictionary. Dictionary.

I was spending time with some whores the other weekend. In the Keny Koon. I fucking retort me. I thought I'm off of the top for real. We need a psycho. We need an evaluation. A psychological.

A psychological. That was fun. No, no, no. These hores don't want to see a nigger shine. like wave grief. No, they don't. They just want to sit back

and shake their ass. I don't have a problem with that either. These fucknickers don't know that I'm bawling like a bitch because I serve and I sell bricks. I'm not going to lie. I think Joe's an earab on the low.

He's something else. That's not a black man beard. Look at the flick of the wrist. That's not a black man beard. I do not care. Look at your beard and look at his. I do not care. He's a peasant.

I do not care to discuss dark skin and half. It's disgusting. No, disgusting. Say some fucked up shit. I don't want to discuss dark skin and half breeds. It's disgusting. Run off. That's how they warn you before they kill you.

All right, run off. Defend yourself. Defend yourself. Like, I don't want you. You're going to die. What else we got on day? We've been in this bitch We've been in this bitch

We've been in this bitch We've been in this bitch We've been in a bit How long? About an hour 30 minutes up in a bitch How long? About hour and 30 minutes

What we're doing? Hey, talking about some shit That we don't give a fuck Hello And we're talking about The voices we don't give a fuck Hello And we're talking about

A production thing Of the craziest hell Yes I got my gay friend over here. She's if she's gay as well. Hold on, young lady. That's crazy. That's shady.

You are beautiful. You should be pregnant and have a lot of babies. I'm rich as hell. Baby, can't you tell you if you can't fix your eyes? You see me? Oh, well. Hey, hold up. This is not quite.

I have a story to say. This is crazy, but she is really gay. Damn. We was in the strip club. I'm talking big chick. And I overheard her say, girl, you don't want this dick. I was like, what? Wait a minute.

Cut the fucking music. Did you just tell her? She ain't ready for this dick? I don't heard it all. She ain't ready for this dick. I don't heard it all. And was laughing about it. All I heard was, yeah, this 10-inch.

You ain't ready for this dick that I bought. She said, in this 10-inch. You're ready for this dick that I bought. I said, where is this dick? She said, it's in the trunk. I said, this is got it in the trunk. She got the dick in the trunk. Hey, man.

She got the dick in the trunk. That's it. She got the dick in the trunk. She got the dick in the trunk. It's pink. The dick in the trunk. It's purple. The dig in the trunk.

It's like the east of it. I hope we got too many beats. Yeah. The dick in the trunk. The dick in the trunk. She keep her dick in the trunk in case a bitch just want to fuck. She'd be strapping up and fucking all the whole. Like, what's up?

She keep in that dick in the trunk. She got it in a case like a trombone. Just in case these bitches want a bone. type of bro who got a dick off in a briefcase. Guess what? She's fucking them holes to the ceiling.

She's fucking them holes, but y'all ain't got no deal. What the fuck you mean? You tan that pussy's bull. Don't you not? She keep her digging the trunk. Her dick in the trunk. Oh, dig old dick in the trunk.

Her dick in the trunk. The dick in the trunk. The dick in the trunk. The dick in the trunk. She got tetties and dick in the trunk. She got tinnis and dick in the truck. They both in the truck. They both in the truck.

Hey, she's fucking them whole shit Get in them bitch I can't even get in Damn, she ain't nothing No minute She ain't gonna n'em for nothing I'm standing up like what the fuck Hey, let me get song

She was like till I'm fucking the trunk I'm ripping the tits And different the cities The fucking The middle of the middy She gave me the dick And I love in the trunk

And I keep in the phone And you know Ever sighted But none You know what the city The Tidons The Tidons The Tidus

Bad and Moose Big in the trunk. By the booth. Big in the truck. Hey, don't both of me. We need that. That shit crazy. That shit crazy.

That shit crazy. How would Snoop Dog say some shit like that? It's a fucking D.I. C.K. In a fucking trunk, Yitzel. With a gay little frivolousel Nizzle, she need to get pregnant in Nizzle.

In pregnancy. Yeah. He said Izzle on everything. Snooping two chains. Snooping, two chains, got a basketball game coming up. Two granddaddies. Two granddaddies, my dude. He's the only granddad I know.

Like, she didn't rapping and still be talking to shit. Hey, I just chained the pound. I just chained a pound. Hey, that thing was wet. She told me grand ham. I'm like, come on, granddad. Come on, granddad. Come on that bullshit, granddad.

Hold on the old school. You know, I get in. Let no old nigger rap. Go in. She, old nigger rap. Yo. Old niggle rap. I'll see you that.

Old nigger rap. Yeah. Old nigga Ralph. What he said? Old nigga Ralph. Y'all. This is an old nigga Ralph. Yeah.

Oh, nigga Ralph. That's the old nigga. What he said? What he said? What he said? I woke up this morning at about five o'clock. Grab my house coat, my house shoes, and my sock. Went up in the kitchen, and I was yawning, get it off me.

Had to make some baking some eggs and made some coffee. Turn the news on. It's cold rain. Shit it rained. That was the weather man said early this week. Then I wanted to lay down and take a nap. My grandkids ain't called me. My phone charged up, but I can't find my keys.

I got to go and get some tomatoes and some sweet peas. And pick my medication up. I've called everybody, but they ain't picking up. My old leg's been hurting. It's going to be a thunderstorm. on. Felt it in my bones. That when the thunder comes. Shit, I ain't talked to your mama's in last week. Hell, y'all don't come around here unless y'all need some from me.

Tired of this whole family. I'm ready to die so I can go and be with Jesus now. But every day I wake up, hell, my back be hurting. And that old nurse bitch, I swear she flirting me. gave a nigger a sparse bath. And she was rubbing all on my dick and stuff. I said, there ain't no balf. She wants that meat. She wants some dick.

He told her, there ain't no balf. There ain't no balf. She wants a dick. She wants some dick. That's doth. Hey, bro. They'll never let the old nigger. I just seen the deaf rapper.

I see the deaf rapper, bro. Oh, they got them. That nigg was on their life. Shut the fuck up, man You find a way to offend everybody He hit them folks in the world I was like I said oh he said drop right there

I know exactly what he said He was killed him for And he had ad libel You stupid I'm not about to play this shit It was another thing of hands behind him I said oh them the ad libs right there Hey Chris Clark

said what do I get to side-nigger started kid and how much? Chris Clark. God damn. There is no side-nigger starter kid, man. It starts with you. How much do you have to invest in yourself? You got to make yourself important to these women.

If you don't have no value, she's going to fall for the dick in the trunk. Yep. She's going to fall for the dick in the trunk. Hey. She's going to fall for it. And she's gonna be crazy, but It is, man

Platte what you got coming up Man, move Independent movies Got a move Kind of turned out I saw you You're producing this mother Yeah, I'm producing that mother

Yeah, I'm producing that You're producing that? Yeah, man, I don't be playing on game, man And my boy, Moneybad He wrote that shit So, you know what I mean

We try to work man And give us a sneak A little taste of the plat What's going on In that mother Let's a little taste Don't give them too much A little teaser

It's about You're living in Atlanta And Oh shit, And then again Turned out of them street You know a lot of people In Atlanta

You know, one thing about Atlanta, there's a lot of people who could have been something else in like. Not Atlanta, Atlanta. Yeah, Atlanta. You know what I'm saying? It's people who really, there's a lot of hood niggies that live in Atlanta that's really smart.

They could have did something else or could have done something else, and they just got turned out in the streets. You feel know what I'm saying? I know two basketball players that I know that was destined. You ain't fin to see him. The nigga were playing in high school, and he was in middle school.

You're not even supposed to. They're breaking the law for your ass. Oh, my God. You feel what I'm saying? But then you got turned out in the streets and the shit just ain't never been the same. You see what I got to move about this. We got to move about a nigga being turned out in the streets and... I've been turned out in the streets.

It's over with. I've been in the streets for a long time. I am the streets. Your asses need a cigarette. If any nigga tries me, they will be a cigarette. You don't know me. I am the monster, nigga. You can put that in a scary movie.

They would never let a real nigger be in a scary movie. Could we live? That's why I'm on the 85 South Show. You want everybody so, real. I want opportunities. I have decided to take my balance to the stage. To South Beach, bro. To the stage.

Motherfucker, don't fuck with me. That's crazy when you can see the nigger who voice it is. Don't worry about the voice. You're not scary, my nigga. I don't want to scare you, my friend. Just say I every time you say something. I don't want to scare you, my friend. How would you order something in Matt, don't?

Let's make you the number seven. I want a number seven. 7. That's a valetal fish. Don't fuck my cheese up and have it on one corner. I'm the fucking sandwich. And put a reasonable amount of pasta sauce on my sandwich. Don't overdo it. I would also like a six-piece chicken nugget and a chocolate milkshake.

How would he ask for some pussy? Listen, bitch. I know that that pussy is. as Harry right now I can smell it and according to my calculations we have about 72

hours before you start cramping before your cycle so if you let me fuck for 15 maybe 17 minutes the joys that I will bring to your spirit how would he say

when to pass another ass for two minute off of us listen nigger I have meals at my motherfucking house. I am not supposed to be in a fucking church anyway. Ah! Clever!

He's stupid! I am only here for the bitches. That was funny. Monster nigger? Monster nigger? Monster nigger. Life's get cut off at the call Georgia Power. There seems to be some

kind of misunderstanding. I cannot turn on my power. I need my Wi-Fi connected right now. Let me speak to your supervisor. Yes, hello. Yes, my card number is on fire. What do you mean? Yes, I'll hold.

Fuck. Listen. I'm going to fucking hang up and call right fucking back He told my card number Yes, my card number is on fire Yes, I would like to speak To the manager

I don't have my child My fucking decline is that my fucking My fucking card has not been declined Swipe it again Oh, oh, that's the misunderstanding I should have inserted it with a chip I swiped it. It has a chip.

Monster nigger. Boy, you dumb and for a man. Bro, what the hell are you being a monster, nigga? Why ain't seen you around that bitch in a long time? Man, the bitch said she's pregnant. I've been posted up with the bitch for five months trying to convince her to kill the baby, but you are not. Monster, nigger, that's fucked up.

Can't the monster nigga do it himself? No. It doesn't quite work like this. I can destroy you, not products of me. You know what's crazy? Some chick going to watch this and want to fuck Monster Nick. Yeah. Who he sounds so sexy.

What are you wearing? Answer the phone, bitch. How would the monster make sang his favorite song? Happy birthday to me Happy birthday Fuck you Happy birthday

To me Happy birthday Fuck you And many more That's funny That's funny That's funny You got my cheek

Heard like a little one Fuck you That's funny Monster nigga ain't playing with these. That is funny. Write that down. D.C. Why don't you give a nigga a shout-out? Because you hacked my page.

Fuck world with you. I'm sorry. Monster nigger be here with, man. It ain't going to be nothing but a black-ass green if I shout you out. Let these bitches know. Hey, man. This podcast. It's for niggas who know

the monster nigger. If you don't know the monster nigga, you ain't shit in the 2017. I can't wait to 2017. What you say you was leaving out of here? I'm leaving all these fuck shit and negativity. Tell you what I'm not leaving. My damn Red Bull.

Yep. We got to have the Red Bull. Got to have that Red Bull. Got to be energized. This is the Blue Edition, Red Bull. And the Red Edition, Red Bull. We're over here at the 85th South Show, and I'm Carlos Miller and that's D.C. Young Fly

and we're drinking Red Bull. Fucking right. Why all the Red Bull on your fucking side, they're gonna be like here. We're gonna send Carlos a check and not this. No, you get this one, man. That's already mine, bro. I told them to make sure that they put a lot up here

so people know that we got a lot. But we do have a lot of it. I'm gonna look tired like I do. We need some more. We need some more. Hey, hey, buddy, running out of Red Bull up here. Get us some more Red Bull. Tell us about four or five or 18 cases.

I'm a monster nigger I ask for it. Listen, Red Bull. I would like a Red Bull. Send us some products or else. Monster, nickers. That shit's hilarious. Yeah, man. This is the 85 South Show.

This has been another great positive episode. You know, we have showed love to the masses, made all the fine girls shake their asses. You know, this is the podcast for all the niggas who's still in the hood, but you live on the other side of the time but you be in the hood more than where you live this for you this is uh this podcast is most definitely for all the niggas who gonna lead the streets alone in 2017 just get a good paying ad job like you know installing some power lines or some shit my nigga go do something else with your life fucking right this podcast is for all the bitches right now who's pregnant but you got a boyfriend and he ain't got shit to do with the baby it's gonna be an awkward conversation when the baby

get here because he'd been waiting on it too fucking right we're in this bitch It's for people that give her three days to follow you back. Yeah, this podcast is definitely Yeah, you know. This nigga he don't follow the bitch And she don't want to follow him back through a week later He mad as hell

Like, what if her phone was off? This podcast is for all the chicks who try to ignore you But they're not cool like that They just text back L-O-L Which we know you ain't laugh Not at all Yeah Not at all

This podcast is for all the niggas I must have forgot That shit good as fuck That shit like too good You push it away like it had some lick in you That's something of that shit You know how you kiss you Like you kiss a bitch pussy

That shit smell too good You're like man I'm gonna get that bitch pregnant man Go on that shit That shit right there gotta go Yeah speaking of pregnant women This podcast is for women who might be pregnant You don't know yet

Might be This podcast is for women who is pregnant But they got their pudge And they don't know until like three months in I was about to ask you what you wanted For Christmas this year man man shit what you want for Christmas

what you want for Christmas I just want everybody around me me happy for Kruboff me too man that'll make me happy like nigga you happy you too shit I guess I got a smile

I hope happiness come back in 2017 it's just be happy as well can we all just be happy as fuck next year guys let's just be happy as fuck with a new president can we reelect

hey man I'm talking about inside our own community I'm not worried about all that shit I'm talking about inside in the black community. Did you hear what the nigger Trump said? I didn't. He said if a nigger going to burn the flag, he

feel like you should get a year and jail or get sent somewhere else. I said, nigger. I don't want to hear shit. Is that a slick way of you already saying you're going to get rid of our ass? Dumb Trump. They had to come up with a way like, you know what? My motherfucker had been murder flag. How about this?

Get me an jail or she and a year and what the fuck they came from? They say some ridiculous shit. How do you're going to send them back what came from and we were born here? How can we lose citizenship and we were born here? You can't. That's what I'm saying. They say some ridiculous ass bullshit every day. We ain't got green cards.

Fuck these people. I had to buy no citizen. I was born in the hospital in USA. Yeah, we're straight. From a USA doctor. We're not going to go. From a USA mama. From a USA daddy.

I don't hear you going to see me somewhere. Who told you you had to go somewhere? That's what that shit changed. You're going off, my name. You don't have to go over there and be like, I need a new daddy. I'm over here Africa. I'm like, hey, nigga, you hiring a bill, nigga, daddy. They're going to be over there waiting you.

D.C., bring that ass here, boy. I would be your daddy, okay? I have lots of village. I have lots of land. You can do all the videos out of here. No Wi-Fi, though. But you could be all your videos. I'm like, me got Wi-Fi.

Nix, you'll have a giraffe in my shell. Like, bring at it. I'm like, niggins is a giraffe. Hey, man. I don't know if you've been keeping up. But every time we do a joke about the Africans and shit, the Africans sent us some shit on, like, Twitter of them bawling in Africa. And they bawling.

No, one thing about, I know Africa, that shit'd be bawling. No, I'm talking about, nigga. We got some motherfuckersers who bawling. over there. Niga, what do you mean? Look at this shit. Needy be having our money and Gucci and shit

with some dirty-ass flip-flops. All that shit on that one day. He'd be fresh head but toes. Got black on it, dirt-hand flip-blatt. I have fresh. I have fresh de death. Look at my... This is Gucci. This is our money. You're going to get us beat the fuck up. What kind of shoes are there? We are

not worried about the encos. We are wrong too much we do not worry about the ankles. I would run off these fliplops. It's soon as possible. We just never know. I said, it can be a lion. But we're gonna be fresh through that Hey, you're ready to fuck them up one time You know we always got some shit going on

Let's do it Hey, you're gonna tell him Hell yeah Tell him, man Roach Motel, new cartoon Hood, nigggin' shit Real nigga shit Y'all got this?

You don't, we can hear you in the goddamn I'm telling them who you. Look, you don't, we can hear you and shit, but just to make you feel like you need the shit I'm gonna put it over to introduce yourself, man Roach Motel's teamed up with 85,000 The Roach Motel

The Roach Motel I thought that was the name of the cartoon. The life of a brooch. The city is the hottest cartoon in the streets, man. This shit is going to be crazy. DCM fly is the hottest cartoon. What's your Instagram so they can check you out? Oh, okay.

I said, I got a cartoon. The shit fly. What's the ground? The Roche Motel TV.com is going there. You see all the episodes on there. It's for real niggas. I got to go look at it. You ain't even telling me who the fuck you are.

We don't teamed up with a thing. I ain't seen the shit. I got to look at that. Yeah. That's shit hard. That's what we start talking about the roach. Look. Oh, we got the ball.

Oh shit. Oh, real nigga Roach. Hold on, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Are we going to be roaches? Yes. We're rich. We are rich.

I got so many stories by the road. Tell one. Tell one. Talk of my feet. Don't step on me. Don't story about roach. Because the roaches is my friend. From day and with that from beginning.

I got so many stories about the roaches. Sing your shit about the roaches. Hey, Mama, you. to grab them and I had to go and save them I never used no rose spray

cause they're my baby What about a roast in their motel? That bitch over there She was scared his hair Oh We don't grab the rose spray We's gonna let them live

Because without the roaches What the fuck we're gonna live We be fucking with the roaches Look at the car We got that we read The Roche Motel Tell him your name, bro My name is Rich Graham

You know what I'm saying This is just something that we've been working on for a while Well, I've been working on for a while But I want to bring that man Because it's going to be funny, man To hide this shit in the streets And it looks dope Go the Roach Motel TV.com

It is dope We was gonna fuck you up, man We just made it official So one more time One more time He was like Yeah most definitely Clayton man But hey

Hey, my man said he's been fucking with the show, and now we didn't link it up, man. Look, you want to see a clip? We got to get the other money. Sneak preview, let's get this clip. Play the clip, Chad. There we go. They say don't throw stones when you live in a glass house. Can't judge my present.

Don't know what my pass about. We stay drunk and high trying to survive because it's so real, living life behind a crack in the wall of a motel. There's a real thin line between the hunters and the hunted. The kid like me, I'm the wanna handle wanted. I'm addicted to the nightlife, hustling with my peeps. Plotting, still, and jugging, only way that we can eat. So if I'm going to take something, I'm trying to take the most. We'd a guess you never wanted.

And me, I'm Raider Roach. What's up, people? That's me. Ray the Roach. The man with the plan. Well, the roach with the plan. I live inside the walls of this motel. I like to drink, smoke, and hustle with my homeboys.

I'm infatuated with humans and music, but we'll get to me later. This is my right-hand man, Roscoe. He's funny as hell. You see, the thing about Roscoe is he has a gambling problem. No, I mean, he really has a gambling problem. You can't even say the word bet without him doing something stupid. You'll see. And last but not least,

My man, Rico from Puerto Rico. Rico's the toughest roach I ever met in my life. He could really take a hit. Now, Rico is what some people will call a pervert. He's infatuated with four things. Food, ass, food, and ass. He own all of this. Get the roach.

That's more money. More money. I want the money. Let's get this roach money. Yeah, man. We're rather fucking up, bro. We're about to fuck it out, bro. Yeah.

Next level shit. So some next level shit. You ready to take it to the next level? Hell yeah. How you think we're going to fit into this, the Roach Motel? You fit perfectly. Empire. We already know the whole, see, the whole thing is about struggle, right?

So we all come from the struggle. That's exactly what these roaches are about, you know what I'm saying? It's trying to eat, trying to survive, being funny, real niggas shit, friendship, saving each other, trying to stop each other from getting killed. dying, they get bullied in here. They try to steal weed from the hotel, bring it back into the walls to party so they get popular around there.

Hey man, you ain't got to tell them all that how we're going to get rich. You ain't got to tell them how we're going to get rich. We're going to get rich by being roaches. Droaches. Drop the link right now. Go to the roach motel.com so you can get caught up so you can get caught up so you can see

where we're about to take it to, man. We're going to be rich by Ben. Some roach. Oh, man. Fly, you ought to be a fly in the shit. I'm already a roach. I just evolved and just... He became a human.

I'm a roach. Already. Like, that shit is... In the game, you want to give the audience before we get the fuck about it. Hey, man, just stay down, stay prayed up. You know what I'm saying? And don't let us get you a money.

We're going to come for the money. That's... I like that note you held there. I did it for the money. For the money. For the money. The money. For the money.

The money. I was doing it for the money. We was doing it for the money. I said I was doing it for the money. You're selfish because I said we, but I meant I was doing it for the money. If, whether you do it or not, I'm going to get money. Before we go, I would like to say to all of my Negro friends, fuck bitches, get money.

I bought that slogan, so many ten dollars. For all of my ladies out there, fair maidens, fuck niggers and get money. I'm sorry, light-skinned fellow, but I'm sad to say that I already bought the rich. Ladies, if you love hip-hop, rub on me. That's not going to do anything, but make them look like a hot link. We're riding bumping that boozy, one hand on the steering wheel, the other hand on that coochie. I don't have anything to say after that. That's wonderful. Yes, much love to all the freaks of the nation.

Of the nation? Of the entire nation. Love you, bitches. I love you horse. You pass us. That's the best way to judge a city on the conditions of their horse. That was deep.

Deeper than the whole of a bitch six feet. We're not torn. You're now horism. Now you're going to a horse trip. To all the killers in a hundred dollar billers. Real nigger shit. Like they said in my favorite moody players club, If you don't bring me my money, you're going to be in trouble, trouble.

Like Kevin Gates once stated, kick a bitch-ass, go to jail, beat up her brother. But don't be like Ted Williams and get a yoked out before you. And you know, one more thing I would like to say before we go. Talk to them. Bitch niggas go behind your back Like nunchucks And that's fucked up Don't she?

Are we gonna say good night Or keep reading a book? I'm going to keep saying rap lyrics Real G's moving silence Like lasagna Billy Jean was not my lover She was just a peasant who thought I was the one

Stupid bitch 36 O's for the 195 Front door service you don't even have to drive Trapper die nigger Trap or die Chopper on the floor There's a pistol on the couch made a hundred thousand

in my trap house. I know you want to leave me but I refuse to let you go if I have to beg you please bitch I don't apologize to no one

bring me what's on to me and that is that coochy and the immortal words of Webby like Arch Kelly says she was suck

on Gucci and I had my dick in her butt Wait a minute I'm going to go home and that's not a good night I don't do the boot Ha ha Mr. 85

Saptson, we don't give it down It bitch We don't fuck, you know 85 85 85 85 85

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