The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Roasting Your Auntee In KC W DCYoung Fly Karlous Miller And Chico Bean | Ep. 213

Episode Date: December 6, 2019

The coldest podcast heats up Kansas City with a classic hilarious comedy show recorded live at the Arvest bank theatre in Kansas City Missouri! The 85 south show continues the sold- out foolishness with DC young fly, Karlous Miller and Chico Bean roasting everybody in the house including your Auntee! Smoking, twerking and laughing all night long - this show is wildly funny from start to finish! FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network. Tune in on the IHeart Radio app Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. I ain't had nothing since nothing had me. Come here. Come out. Come out.

You got hit real bad. Hey, D.C. Come here. You want that water. Auntie coming to get her a hanger. I'm already out of my old boat. Come out. Tell your ass up.

Your Thursday weren't three-fitting of you? Auntie, you dress like the nigger from the Mimi at the Crossroads video. You like his wife. She looks like... You're about a touch your forehead. Hey, Chico. She looked like Samuel Jackson on the loo. Yeah, she's...

Oh, she do look like Samuel Jackson. There are snakes on this mother fucking play! They all hope they die. I hope they burn in hell! I told you she dressed like she gonna fight Batman later on the night. And she gonna win, too. Whatever Batman. This sit ain't big enough for both of us.

So you can think about it. Think about it. Put the dick behind your head just so you can think about it. Hey, hey, Carlos. Just so you can think about it. Big girl twirking, yeah, you know she's not fronting, got the red on looking like the Staples Easy button. They know it's going down. We in this bitch.

We in Kansas City and she went that freaky shit. She went that freaky shit. That's what she bout. I want her to take her wig out and be herself. Like, hey, let me see your real hair one day. Do you have, what do you have to? Chico, back up, man. You might catch a charge.

Back up. You scared me, Flap. What do you have? No, she said she's actually makes her mom's black. Her mom's black. Oh, she gave her a blunt for you, Carlos. What? Y'all motherfuckers ain't shit.

What do you say, Chico? What I say? She's pregnant. Huh? Who are you fine, girl? Back in 19703. That's that big girl confidence. She got that V8 and I had

That orange She was on cocaine, yeah On cocaine, yeah Keep it going Keep it going, keep it going Keep it going, keep it going She got that carrot died She ain't gonna stop

She was on cocaine She was high as hell Well, you're walking around your ankles in the motherfucker. Well, I don't know how to walk in these motherfuckers. You don't know how many two big shoes out of a hair, boy, shit. You got them. Can't let them bitches flop. They see the flop.

They're gonna be like, hey, what wrong with the shoes? Nothing. That nigga went for... Why, you looking at my shoe? It went for loose leg to loose shoes, nigg. Okay, when we at Kansas City, in Kansas City and you know it's a fact shout out to auntie in the front dressed in the all black you know what's going down and she do it the worst she probably got a pack of newport

stuff in her purse we in Kansas City we do it live we got the nigger from the crowd on the drums getting live you say the 100 my name you are stable in the community niggins acting like you ain't important nigger rides you need one of the most important motherfuckers in the way it's crazy how you grew up your parents tell you don't take rides with strangers and that That's how you, all you do is ride with strangers. Every day. You don't know who this nigga is. This nigga be a cold-blooded serial killer,

but you gotta go to the mall and you ain't got no car, so... No, fuck about that. Let me see that... I would counsel, quick. Okay, I got some for you. She'd probably be talking shit to her stylist, like, I gave you a chance to do my hammer bitch.

You blew it. You blew it. Look, it is stupid. What you said, that was pretty sick. Hey, Mermaid! Ain't nobody been to smoke this shit! Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, I said, ooh! I said, ooh!

Woo! Woo! Woo! Johnny, what a fine, fine, boy, Johnny, what a man! You gotta beat down while a day you've got blood on your face, and bitch disgrace, hey, waving his teeth, All over the playing.

We need you and oh, we were. Tinti, hey. to the 85 South show where are my 85% of that makes some noise how many y'all watch the show on YouTube make some noise all right when you live it's a whole different experience what my fellas at that had to get a fresh cut get a fresh outfit and got more than a hundred dollars in your pocket make some noise yeah my ladies where all my sexy ladies at are witnessing greatness tonight. I'm gonna tell you right now, take your phones out.

You're gonna have to show this to somebody because you are witnessing the next Kings of Comedy. Coming to the stage tonight, Kansas City. You've seen this man on MTV Wild and Out. He is the coldest dressed man in comedy all the way from Washington, D.C. He's gonna be on this stage here tonight. Kansas City, make some noise.

We got Chico Bean in the house. The next member of the 85 South Show, he crazy as hell. We call them Loose Legs. You seen them on MTV Wilding Out. You seen them on BET. You seen them on BH1 Hip-P Squares. You seen them in the movie, How High 2. You see them in the movie I got the hook up to with Master P.

But you gonna see him on this stage here tonight. All the way from the west side of Atlanta, Kansas City. We got DC Young Fly in the House. The third member of the 85 South show. He needs no introduction. But we're going to give him one anyway. We call him the Sense. He is the creator of the movement.

Black men don't cheat. He is the coldest in the game right now. Where my ladies at? We got your baby daddy. Carlos Miller is in the building. Kansas City. I'm going to need everybody to stand up. I'm going to need everybody to stand up.

I'm going to need that energy from everybody up top on the third row. In the second row, if you guys ready to get this show started, say, hell yeah. Turn it up one more notch. Kansas City, say hell yeah. All right, when I introduce them, make as much noise as you can. Kansas City, this is the 85 South Show. Take me to Kansas City. Take me to Kansas City

Yeah Take me to Kansas City Yeah Take me to Kansas City Yeah Take me to Kansas City Oh Take me to Kansas City

Yeah We ain't Kansas City We ain't Kansas City Hey Kansas City Hey you Kansas City Kansas City

Kansas City Hey Kansas City Kansas City K-T-MOT! What's in the Kansas City? Kansas City! What's up?

Ow! Like it what I'm seeing. Ow! Hey, hey. What's your bag? Ow! Yeah. Ooh!

Out! Every middle night. Uh-oh, ooh. Everywhere. They everywhere. Come here, girl. Oh, my goodness. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, my God. Oh, Lord. Oh, Lord. Get love in Kansas City. Kansas City. Kansas City. Got the girl with the big

Oh, she's going on. Get love in Kansas City. Got the girl with the big old titties. Get love in Kansas City. Sit your ass down. Sit your ass out. Sit your ass out. Yeah.

This nigga ain't here on FaceTime with his door. Hey, baby. Hey, how you doing? Hey, go to bed, baby. What's up, O-D, you good? Ow! Y'all have a seat. Sit out, Kansas City.

We got a nigga with a saxophone. We brought a nigga with a saxophone. We brought that nigga with a saxophone. We brought the nigga with a saxophone. Here we go. My nigga been practicing Kansas City Live!

What a woman got a big old asses and big titty. Yeah. Oh, Joe N, how you feeling? You all right? You all right? Turn that shit up, J-O-W-N. Yo, uh-uh. You got that damn beat machine.

Okay. Uh-oh. Somebody gave me a lighter. Light up. Hey, don't throw them up here. No, I don't want no white people light up. Oh shit, I take your lighter. Y'all be using that shit.

I'll buy that meth up. I don't want that. I take it. I take it. I don't want that. I don't want that. I don't want that meth lighter. Let me see.

Oh, he ain't playing. Hey, you get that. Ah. Damn. That's what I'm talking about. I understand. Oh, the look at Kansas City. Y'all looking so good at this.

Oh, the ladies in here. Just make some noise once here. Where ya? Where you at? Where the lady? Where the new lace front? Where ya at? Right there

Got the law Got the new lace friends with the blonde on it Shake that shit, girl That new glue on it, shake it Alright, let's break this shit down, real player Watch this shit y'all Five, three, four, two, one Y'all didn't even see

I fucked the whole count up on purpose Yeah, I was saying if they were paying attention What's up, how y'all living tonight? Nah, we in Kansas City What's up with y'all, man? Make some noise here What's up everybody up top? Up top!

Damn! Knick is at the top? What's up on top? Oh, dick up top. Ooh. Oh, what we got about the little motherfucker right down? In the little middle? What's up in the little middle?

In the little middle. The little middle. No, y'all down low, stupid. We're talking about back up there in the low middle. It's a little middle part right there. Got the good booth seats. All right, flow middle, all right, go ahead. Oh, y'all ain't making nothing to know.

Ain't so lit. We got to keep you cold in the building. Look. Where? Oh, there she go. I should have cheated. She did. Hey, yo, yo, your folks still got that pookosh.

Look at this crowd, bro. We got to hear about it in here. It's the real people in there. What the Cougars at? 35 and over. Where are you at? Oh, look, Auntie stood. That's right, Auntie.

Yes, that's right, baby. You got leather sleeves. I know that pussy is original. I'm telling you. You got leather sleeves. That's who Frank Lewis. What a whole leather outfit. Goodness, girl, you did.

That was Frank Lucas' first girlfriend. Auntie looked like she's going to see Patty LaBelle tonight. She said, fucking, I'm wearing my good shit. Shit, fuck going to see Paddy Bell. She was saying for Paddy Man. She's been dressed in 5.30 this evening. Walk around the living room. Tisha, which wines, man?

Look. That's crazy. You know, the old people get musty fast, too. Nah, she got on that tusset. She ain't going to get musty. Nah, that big... Auntie, like, you got that tussie on that shit lasts for a week. Shit, three weeks.

She got Alzheimer's, and she forgot to put on the yodering. She fucked them up with them up with them leather sleeves. I like that. No, my man right here, player, you got on the 3D glasses from the movies. You're supposed to get those back when you leave, nigga. Ah, this shit, this shit came with my ticket. You're supposed to drop him back in the bin. That nigga was like, shit, they ain't cold in the motherfucker.

I'm gonna rock these. That niggum, bitch, fucked up. Stupid-air. You got three gangster niggas sitting next to a public defender. This shit is... Only in Kansas City when you see some shit like that. That is hilarious. You do look like a lawyer, though.

Where you get that time from? That she got golf balls on it. This nigga's stupid in the mother, right? He got James on. He said, Nissons. That nigga is the top social work in Kansas City. I know it. That's your girlfriend right now? That's your girlfriend right now.

That's what you look like rock off the TV show. You do this all the time. You ever watched that? He said, oh yeah, that's my era right. I just seen the movie that he was in with Samuel and Jazz. For real, what was name of? Man, it was an old. That shit came out like in the 90s, though, but Samuel Jackson been old for a long kind of time. Yeah, Samuel Jackson came in the game old.

Samuel Jackson was old on coming to America. That's real. He's down show up. What's up? What's up? Who are you talking about? Look, all the white dude looked up. Who are you talking about?

I was just talking to the one in the front. Yeah, I'm a nigga one at Target. He was at the show the last time. He'd support black people. We remember you. You do? Yeah, he said, hell yeah, I do. You support niggas? You call him a nigger?

That's right. We smooth with it, OG. I support niggas. I didn't know he came to a show before. Yeah, he bring all his black girlfriends. Like, hey, you want to do something fun? That's you right now? Yeah.

That's, you fucking went away, Nick. Ah, shit. You said a pussy. That's your man. You like you? Hold on, don't me, hey, though. You mean, tell me out of all the standards you had, he met the motherfucker.

He met the motherfuckers. Yeah, yeah, he put our ass on their life insurance. Okay, try to leave him. Your ass is going to be missing like a motherfucker. She said straight up. He said, take care of you. Different, don't it? You want to 4-1-K and everything.

She's in the wheel. You can have it, Keisha. What your kids say when you brought him home? That's fucked up, Mama. Right. Fuck this shit. I'm going to live. My grandma, I ain't living over here.

I get it. You in the wheel. How many kids you got? Five kids, and they call him daddy? Oh, that's why he did. That's why you got you that white man. Yeah, yeah. I don't care.

I'll raise him like their mind. Take them on down fishing and everything. You say what? I love you and your kids. How old your kid is? White men don't call them kids. Listen here, Letitia. I love you and them young kids.

Hey, I love all those colored kids like they're mine. Like they're mine. I know they be smoking my weed all the goddamn time. Oh, the goddamn time. They be saying nigger in my own house. All right. In the own house. And I can't say it, so I have to tell them, hey, watch your mouth.

Hey, watch your mouth. She's got five kids, but I love them like their mind. Like their mind. One name's Deshawn, and one name's DeQuan, and one name's LaShawn, and one name's LaShawn, and one name, I forgot the other one's names, but I love them. Listen, I met her at Target and all nine. All right. She was looking stressed like she ain't have a dime.

Like she didn't have a dime. I said, listen. Turn this shit on, man. Y'all are so stupid. Yeah, we got to leave Malone. He started to turn red up this motherfucker like, all right. Like, all right, that's enough. Hey, don't be speaking about my young ins.

That nigga, a caravan. Oh, shit. Look at the audience. See, a line away, man. Oh, I got it, yeah, I got to see. I told you the white people lighter would come in handy here, Nick. Who the hell screaming from all the way up there? Somebody with a strong voice.

Nigger, they got seats at the... Them ain't need seats. They're standing room only. They're looking at us like there in the quarry of them. Yep. This lady right here just asked me when I'm coming back. I am here right now, lady. Those niggas are standing up.

What the fuck? The niggas are at the top top. They're up there like this. Hell no, this show is crazy. They deep up there. They put the lights on them. There we go. Now we can see y'all y'all.

No, you can't see them. It's niggas. above them oh oh no that niggas up there oh my god yes nigger those niggins oh this niggins snuck that through the roof ain't no way they got no tickets all the way up there it's an interest at this motherfucker in the back they didn't climb the whole building told you we was gonna get in this bitch those are bats how the fuck you get up there those are human bats they flew up there They so far back, the light man, I'm got tired. This is like, shit, that's enough of that.

And I got their wrist hurts. I like this shit. Those tickets was free. They just had to wait. Oh, you know, I got to give a shout out. Shout out to all the couples that had broke up, but you had bought these tickets already, so y'all ain't here. Trying to get your shit together.

We're still going. I mean, if you want to go. They ain't going with nobody else. Salute to my man that was in here on FaceTime with his daughter That was love right there, man I salute that You know what I mean Making sure your daughter know you love her

That's important We need you to be active That too Need you to be Yeah of course she too young Well now I don't know about the 85 social Ain't nobody too young You ain't seen the video

When the lady had the baby in the building Whole baby Hold that minute about two three show though Who? Home My man right here Overwood? He doesn't be about two three don't be

That's what it is, shit. How the fuck y'all be remembering these people? Cause need you be trying to send me weed. I hit that niggas up. I'm like, boy, I'm in KC, but where ya? I'm in Mobile, Alabama. I'm pulling up. Give me 12 hours. What'd you say, Nick?

He said he got it. We're straight. He said, boy, we read over. I don't want what you smoking. He's been speaking another language. I don't want that. Like, no, you can keep that weed. Yeah, they do weed, man, out here two goddamn aggressive.

They run up on you, look, I got that motherfucking loud. I got away you whatever you need. Look, look, no, though, I'm straight. Look, huh, take some with you anyway. I was just gonna give you some, my nigga. Like, goddamn. Ain't no saying no out here. I heard a bunch of niggas went to jail out here recently.

A bunch of niggins went to jail in Kansas City. That's what I heard. What? Shit, being niggins. They just throwing niggas away See, they're his people I told you this shit here close to home What happened?

Some Kansas niggas hate So one nigger hated And everybody went to jail? Damn Yeah, it's all the take is one nigger One nigger hate and everybody going to jail You think shit's sweet next thing you don't I don't like all that negativity

You just got to look on the bright side The streets is hiring There's some drug dealers positions over The streets is hired about 25 niggas for the street I'm scared You gotta get out the street You don't know who the police Yeah yeah

Everybody the police now Niggas be recording their self doing crimes You know what I mean You the police I don't know how I got locked up I do nigga you went live You went live last night Shooting that niggas

Told you I was gonna do it Tag me in this shit When you reposted You wonder why yeah, about that all red sweat to. Yeah, one. Somebody, Auntie, you don't know how to sit out. She probably in a gang out this motherfucker. Play with Auntie if you want to.

That's the leader of the set. You're gonna buy me a drink? All right, you're gonna buy me a drink, all right. Oh, hell, the rich niggas and shows. Look at all these children. God damn, how much. Oh, you got a chain on like you signed on. chain on like you signed the death jam in the 80s goodness gracious

damn it you need a damn and stop sign that they got money even the white dude got a chain oh you know the white dude to plug mm-hmm they boy him to the show way your big shit tonight man we're going out you tell they've been they've been together for a long time that little grew right there Carlos no no that's a mermaid she's white leave her alone wow she got on a prom dress too I'm about to say she stood up like she ain't go to the middle school dance boy boy she's about to ask you the prom nigger do you have what do you have she go back up man you might catch a charge back up you're scared me flat what do you know she says she's

actually makes her mom's black oh she gave a blunt for you Carlos They got crack in it. Yeah, you ain't gonna hit this. Uh-uh, what my blood ain't, I don't want to get a confused. Yeah, keep it on you. You hit that low, she gonna be walking around dressed like you going to the prom. Yeah, put that motherfucker up. See, Carlos gonna do the rest of his shows with hard bottoms on.

Man, just in case you want it, you know, it's gonna be right here. Don't put a blunt down. He also got damn root. Why are you bullshit? That's probably the strongest weed in the world right there. world right there she can save anything that'll make you dress like you about to go to the prom right you just had looking at all your new shit like no no yep she's like she great gonna host the will of fortune i fear you babe you need it's a whole new way Y'all like shit, it's people. I might just stop taking y'all places.

That bitch, you left. Did no ice. That's all she came for was to get that blunt. She gets you back to the crib and get negative and be like, Do you want to build a snowman? I'm not, these bitches on cocaine. Hell yeah. Come on, yeah.

I build a snow, man. You get to fucking them white girls. You know, the white girls like to talk through their teeth to talk to their teeth when they fuck yeah come on yeah give me that cuck oh yeah you like you to smoke my weed didn't you fuck me you asshole come on fuck me yeah you're like ma'am this bitch is tripping i'll be your mouth bitch i can't i can't just to get my DNA i have to talk like this when they fuck fuck me come on white women white women do shit backwards like they do the shit first then ask you if that's what you want you want me to suck your dick

you was already doing that why did you stop to ask me that why don't y'all call it the cock though like where the fuck the cop come from why y'all call the cop listen I speak for myself I can't speak for anyone else I call mine the cock because I'm a fucking asshole that ain't even

disrespectful you know the most disrespectful shit a woman can call your dick is a penis nah wee is worth than that man You pull your shit out in the business black. Oh, look that little wee-wee you got. Okay?

Okay, you think that's free-wee. Okay, now look how much more fucked up this sound? Ooh, put your penis up. Uh-uh. I got one worse than that, so your little diggling ain't going to get up? Dengalang, yeah. Dingling. This is not a diggling.

If they're calling your shit some toddler shit, oh, you got a little weedy worm, okay? What's your little weedy worm? It's not a diggle-leg, okay? Diggling, really. Dingling? I'm already having to put this down. Yeah, make sure you can leave the mystery blunt.

The dingling. They just make some noise, you want some dingling. They don't want that, that motherfucker gonna get up. Dingling swing. Tell her, I can't make it. Through the goddamn tile. That's what you're giving when you're an old man, when you're like 60 plus.

I'm right over here to Miss Johnson House, drop this dingling off. See, it fit the old nigga, don't it? Yeah, I gave it old dingling. Shit, that motherfucker'll be wrinkle when it comes out, so what you're trying to do? The dingling got Alzheimer's. He just, the dick shaking like this, don't?

I ain't got to shake this. These old niggas get on that Cialis and that Viagra, the motherfucker would be like, I'm back. God damn it, come on, baby. Give me some of that pussy. It's strong again, like the 60s. It'd be hard, but they don't get up. Mm-mm.

It's still got the skin. It's too much skin. They don't... Nicky, did you just peel the skin back to look? Goofy nigga. Hey, man, we got... That niggas fucked up, man. I don't know what's wrong with that nigga, man.

He is seriously ill. Oh, I know you ain't talking. Let me tell, hold up. Now, the show is running, but the afterwards, when we take pictures with y'all... Oh, my God. Let me tell you what the thing is, man. I just think it did said, bro.

It was some little white girl coming up, bro. He said, it looked like, first of all, I looked like to argue with your mother, like, fuck you done, those are my cigarettes. Hold up, brother. They ain't have a little such woman. This nigga said, oh, she's even worse. It looked like, she'd be like,

so what? I fuck, I had sex for ice cream. And it was perfect. They looked just like the girls to be on Morey doing the motherfucking joint. You know, when they'd be like, yeah, fuck my mom. She gets on my nerves. I do what I want to do.

and they'd be looking at the camera from all different angles. Yeah, fuck that. I suck dick, so what? You'd be like, bitch. The last line be the meanest one. When my mom makes me mad, I push that bitch in the throat. That's the one that makes the mama's son and crowd those things. But look, though, it'd always be the old nigga that'd be in the bat like this.

I don't know why they think we're going out. We're just friends. I already know Emily from high school. Oh, you're talking about the baby father. The nigga, the 25-year-old is trying to fuck a little. That baby father boy and shit man. We got to stop finding some of these niggins that was on there and see what's going to hear anybody ever been on more Niggas ain't gonna raise their hand for that like what somebody you was on more I believe you she said hey you sound like you got the voice little you are not the father

you ain't you ain't you must say here how she was yelling she when she went her that nigga was The father. That's how she made the exact same noise. He is the father. That bitch just got hit by a car, man. Ain't no business just do the most though. They were like, he ain't the father. Oh, he going crazy, bro.

I knew he was. Ugh. Ah! Did it always be the nigger with the camera? He was the daddy. Ah! Then that nigga more. Then that nigga Maury come around, rubbing their back.

Hey, it's going to be all right. No, it's not, boring. No, it is. No, it's not. And then the nigga comes like he'd give a fuck. I mean, I'm still going to help you. I'm still going to help you. No, it ain't.

I'm still going to help you. Are you sure? Yes, I still love him like they mind. They be lying like a motherfucker. He ain't going to help. Soon as they say cut, fuck you bitch, I'm out. I think that wasn't my baby. Brother, ladies always have some crazy.

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Come on that motherfucker? Now, this is Ashley's eighth time. This bitch don't do you want to turn around. Y'all know who it is. Look, just help me find the nigga fuck. You can tell when they're not going to be the father because the bidsons always say that one thing before they reveal the results.

Now, are you sure? Jerome is the father. I'm 1,000% sure, Maury. When she's 1,000% sure is over. And you can tell when they are going to be the father because the nigger always bring his new girlfriend when he comes. Whenever he brings a new girlfriend, he's going to be the daddy because the biz be talking too much shit.

Fuck that, boy. He, man. That bitch, a whole. Okay, watch. When it comes to little Jerome. John Whitfield. Now, before we reveal... Listen, before we reveal the results...

You ready? You ready? Before we reveal the results... I want to ask you, if you are the father, are you going to take care of your responsibility. I'm going to do what a redneck is supposed to do. I'm going to start by from time to time. Are you okay with that, Ms. Wilson?

All right, well, no further ado, the people want to know. John Whitfield, in the case of Little Loose Leg, you are the father. Loose leg. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Let me see that, baby. You should.

What a fuck, see, 90.9, what is it, 99.1? So who the other point nine is then? That ain't all the way mine, shit. We need to go find out who that point nine belongs to. That's what shit the nigga me wanted to say. Exactly, nigga. It's a point eight percent another nigga baby. That nigga got another nigga ear.

It's always the same. Hey man, what the fuck is your brother? I told you dude, fucked up. Crazy, man. Oh my goodness, your baby got another nigger L. So what if this is a whole mother nigger on me? Damn, we all got one body partner that belonged to another nigger because that point... Don't fuck to play with me.

That's hilarious. That's why your face looks different. He'll be the mirror like... That looks like Jerome. That looks like Jerome. Look like Devonte, right? Anybody here pregnant? Pregnant right now, your baby, now mad at hell.

Bitch, stop laughing. All the pregnant ladies up top? You pregnant or you just... Well, you look pregnant. What? Y'all motherfuckers ain't shit. What you say, Chico? Why, I say anything you said?

She's pregnant? Huh? Who you fine, girl? Back in 19503. That's that big girl confidence. I love it. She is safe and she said, hell, yeah, that's right, big girl. That's right.

That's been far. Big women in here, make some noise. That's right, look at you. Y'all please stop going around asking niggas. another, too. Look at that, boy. And I lick you. I want big girls to stop asking

niggas if they like big girls. If a nigga talking to you, he will fuck you. Right. I love big girls. Y'all so... They're so soft. You ain't a real nigga if you ain't

never took a nap on a big girl. That area right there, that shit is memory phone. When you be laying on their stomach to the area, that's steady. That shit makes you want to go to shit. When you be like right there up, and on the stididit,

that's where the titty meet the stomach. The steady. You're laying in the little titty crease. How many the diggins are stupid like me? Like big titty women, you put the tits on your ears and be like, ah, I heard you had big titties. I'm stupid. I'm sorry. What do you get the leather outfit from?

You say you're going to fuck him up with the leather than that. And you're doing it too. What? Oh, and she lift your leg up. Damn. You ain't got no sound. That's dangerous. She pooted when she lifted a leg up.

It's Thay to her pants. Yeah, she got to slad it down her lid. That's what it is. That's right, that's right, baby. That's right. Look at it. I love it. Like the sexy-ass-cool-aid lady in the small front.

I like it because she got an ass in the front and the bank. Ooh. Two-assers. Nah, that's stomach cool. I like to call that the Coochie hoodie. It just protect the Coochie. Yeah, yeah. And it's getting cold.

You need that cup on the Coochia. so it don't get pneumonia. They ain't gangster, though. I let you sit on my face. I got ass when you can't stay down there too long, though. You had to have the middle, motherfucker. You got your head. Salute to the white man right there.

You look like you be on pawn stars. What's up with you, Gene? He looked uncomfortable as a motherfucker. Don't it. Don't it. Yeah, we got a 76 Chevy piece coming in. Where you from, G. Arizona you came here from

Arizona you work in Kansas okay whoever did this seating arrangement was on some bullshit y'all are three big ass dudes y'all look like y'all on Spirit Airlines and the big that two niggas don't care they're like shit all right bro

white dude you're going to learn how to laugh like a black person at night every time you laugh move ha ha lean forward wherever they're at go that way exactly just don't say nigger like they didn't split

child up that's that's not the girl right there is it oh okay that's his girl a nigger with the white lady okay that's Tyree

hey that's what Mont Luther King dreamed about nigga salute there you go that ain't what the fuck yes it did

yes it did have a baby take over take over they're going to be mad now the fuck it wasn't you having the baby

now how are we gonna be pure y'all just look like some random man's couple where the fuck you get that way lady in the trucks got in a truck stuck and then a bike again no he not are you in a bicycle game i told you he driving a motorcycle game he got shit to do with the way i can tell by the way he got his bandana niggins don't wear they shit on like this and they got that shit like dion sanders you gonna play football and nothing and he got your shit looking cool and nothing you ain't got in your pocket this

This nigga got his shit on like he can't go to sleep. Well, like he ain't been to sleep. In 23 hours, he'll hear truck drive. Y'all was a fucked up, man. Quick trip, racetrack. I'm trying to take it. It's going down. Truck running right now.

Been not. What do you need your lady at, though? Y'all was playing pool. All right. He probably tricked that. I bet you can't beat me for some of their puss. You want a fucking bet? Come on, come on now, baby.

Through the game? I bet he threw the game. He wanted to win later, not at the pool. So who won? Who won? Who won the game? He did. She said, I won the game.

He won the rest of the shit, because he used to think about a 50 years ago. He didn't want to jail to sit in with you. He is a winner. Joe, hey man. She said, I won the game. I won the game. Yeah, yeah. I see you cool-a-niggin.

That's built your Hennessy, oh, you fucking... I here, look, that Hennessy were too strong. Ah, shit. Fuck. You losing. That liquor is winning. He's trying to wait on the shit in the draft so he can talk to us to the specials, look.

Yeah, just keep your arms crossed, man. Who ain't here on that Hennessy tonight? That nigga right there. And that nigga one go hard. Fucking white. Kekyllis. Kekyllis, ain't the right, Auntie. Yeah.

Ket of one gets right. That's he Viagra. One shot. That shit. What you doing, bitch? I'm about to do you all night, bitch. Who in here prefer white liquor? Me, nigger.

I can't do that brown. Y'all niggas is from another part of the black community. That shit is different. Dog liquor from the devil. Nigger, brown look at is... Dark is better. That is the devil's peep. Dark is better.

Look at the white dude. Like, yeah. that you motherfuckers can drink anything. That I don't apply to y'all. You're being here on that Yeager Meister. You fucking fucking fucking shit up, bro. That nigg got on the vest. What the rest of your suit?

White people ask for shit that you don't normally drink with when you drink with. Dude, you guys have any chocolate milk? Fucking what? Every time I drink Hennessy, bro, I'm chasing with chocolate milk. That'd have to be a fifth factor

challenge for niggins. What? So look at chocolate milk? Boy, for a black person? Oh, you're gonna go to jail and motherfucking not be able to shit for three weeks. Well, you gonna shit on yourself. You ain't ready to drink a white paper in there.

They put vegetables and shit in they let go out. Oh, yeah. They drink, they drink kettle one and tomato juice, they go on some whole other shit. Yeah, it'd be on the airplane making them bloody marries. That shit smelled like some uncooked bacon. It's like, I gotta sit beside this nigga for three hours drinking these motherfuckers.

White people, why y'all don't wet clothes on the plane? It'd be cold as shit. They used to be on there with samples and shorts. Yeah, it don't matter. 30 degrees, white people be out with shorts on. Hey, guy, how are you? Like, better than you, nigga. You're very catching nut disease.

Fuck wrong with you. Look at the fat white dude. That's fucked up, dude. No, he don't get cold He'd be honest He's sweating like a motherfucker Like he stole some What are you sweating for it, sir?

We in Kansas City though, man My favorite cities, man Rest in peace, fat tone Rest and peace fat tone, man Fuck, boy, went counting The Fizzin the bounty Yeah, fuck him Oh, look at this lady's saying

Go on in Jigo, Teneal said Call her this time Who the fuck is Teneal? You said Put her number on the Back of the poster And you did that for your friend

That's beautiful right there You are killing, niggum Don't do that What the f what I mean a poster with a number Oh, you're talking about the 18 and over sign Okay Yeah, I fuck a fat tone

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You made a big-ass sandwich with your home girl number on it. Put it up so they can play on her phone. Chico, don't. That seemed like a setup, name. It's got to be a set-up. Show that bitch. Ain't no way.

The fact that she couldn't make it make me nervous. It's like she's working. What she work at? She worked from home She's selling pussy Is she? I was just making sure Because you know

She's got that number on the back You call, hello Yeah, you think if I work for home I wouldn't go What the fuck I want to go Like she couldn't call off Like who the hell You're gonna tell you're gonna tell

Your supervisor? You live the supervisor bitch, long off Nick I'll work when I get back What the fuck? Who ain't had work from home? I can't get off, why? You work from home?

What do you do for? home. Nothing. Finances. That's it. Just finances. Operator. Everybody works for home.

Hey man, I hate when you ask people what they do for a living and they won't tell you. Yeah. It ain't like you're going to get up early tomorrow, go to their shit and steal their job. Nope, should have got up. Shouldn't have told me you was doing finance. Finances. That's a cool way to save money laundering. I feel you.

Why your job a secret? Who else worked from home? Who else work from home? All right, what you do, ma'am? Not you, Nick. I know you work from home. You bagging up right now at the house. Behind you, though, what you do from home?

Get to my room? Yeah, you. Yeah, you. Yeah. Huh? Transportation. What the fuck? Uber driver.

Yeah. Nigger, Uber driver. These things is giving one word answers. Transportation, finances. What do you do from home? But think about this shit, bro. I didn't go cut his phone on soon as he leaves. I don't know you're going to do transportation from home, Nick.

Uh-oh. Next, Nick, going to be a reverend. Where are you right now? Can you get to my house? If you can get to me, you're straight. Hey, bro, those niggas are Uber making money, but I had my cousin drive you the other day, right? Uh-huh.

She had a nerd to take me back like, cool. I ain't even going to. A little money you sent me. Shut the fuck up, bitch. I'm trying to tell my story, bitch. What the fuck was I saying? I ain't going to lie to you, cuffs. Yeah, man, so I gave a little money, bro.

She said me back, like... Ma'am. He was a little bit... Let me try this about. I think I put this shit on your forehead. If you could just keep your talk down to a minimum for a second while my boy tells the story, you can yell all you want. See, women talk their self out of dick too.

Lamb, ma'am, do you need help? You got our attention now, what, bitch? What, you must do you need to be older or what? Nah, she probably worked from home yelling at motherfuckers. She didn't play in the rest of that. She really didn't want shit. Go ahead, because I ain't going to lie to you. Yeah, man.

So I'm like, cause I ain't going to lie to you, right? So she liked the money I gained one to know because she made more driving from left to Uber. I said, well, Cud, you need to go out there and cut that motherfucking light on it. Get the money then, because she said she made more money and live in Uber. So I'm really.

Make more money. Then work for me? Who in hell Uber driver? Yeah, my nigga, keep it 100. My name, you are stable in the community. Niggas acting like you ain't important. Nigger rides you, you ride the motherfucker over every day. Nika, you need your man.

One of the most important motherfuckers in the way. It's crazy how you grew up your parents tell you don't take rides with strangers, and that's how you all you do is ride with strangers. Every day. You don't know who this nigga is. This nigga be a whole-blooded serial killer, but you gotta go to the mall and you ain't got no car.

Profile pitch, be a motherfucker about that. Don't fuck about that. Let me see that. I would counsel quick if you look like a pedophile. I'm like, uh-uh. Cancel that motherfucker. That nigga looks like he's taking motherfucker. Not the worst thing when you call that Uber and then you're trying to get him to get where you at and you call you on the phone. Hello, I can't find you. I'm looking for you.

I am under 13 to shoot it and I'll just find the fire to you. Like what, man, make a left by the Marriac. I've done that twice. I'm going to cancel it. I'm sorry, bye. I will cancel. Uber races is here and see who you are and try to fuck off. They've been doing that and can't. They've been doing that in Cavs for years. Boy, y'all at a graduation.

They put all of... They put all the niggas at the top top. They got y'all by last names, them to T's and the W's. Got to speed their land. Bro, that's that pregnant girl making all the goddamn noise. Ain't nobody gonna fuck you. You pregnant. That baby feet ain't even.

done yet. That pussy has already been occupied. Ah, the baby got nubs. Hey, the baby and the pussy, like, man, my feet ain't even done. And she got dick all there. Let a nigger finish building. This thing is stupid. That ain't even my daddy dick.

I can't stand her already. Why, they got these big-ass poles one. ass poles going across the middle of this motherfucker they said you know man that made me want to ask the real niggas in the car real niggas make some noise one time oh my gay guys keep their same energy make some noise if you a fuck a girl who was already pregnant that wasn't yours niggas ain't shit boy boy y'all you know what dc that's how you become that's how you get that point 8% when the niggum fuck while you pregnant

i don't did that before that's why that's why that's why that's Maybe it is yours, nigga. We hit a pregnant girl before. I ain't know. She had a little pug. I thought it was a little pug. I hit that margot. She was like, I didn't need to tell you in like three weeks.

I'm like, bitch, you're nasty. No, that don't really count. We're talking about full pregnant. Oh, no. I can't. Third trimester pregnant. That could be a nasty nigga to hit a pregnant woman that ain't yours. You just in there, motherfucker.

You're just in there. You're saying, niggas quiet as fuck right. You're right. You're in there hitting the motherfucker. Look, this nigger right here in trouble. His girl, like, I didn't know you was that type of nigger. He's like, I am. Baby, and they're kicking like a motherfucker.

Come on. Bro, what the fuck? Got to blame it on your young selves. That's when you was young, OG. No, he's talking about he'll do it this weekend. He's talking about, that's fraud, dude. I'm like, you're nasty. Niggins is different, bro.

Why who jeans so tight? So your girl can see my dick print. Oh, Diggum. Why do they even? She had that the whole time at her mind, like, oh, did she can get it? You don't know how to do that, little dick, ha, me.

Ha, the dick got that goddamn weed line. I keep behind your girl, put my dick all on her thigh. I wouldn't even put it on her thigh. I just lay it on her shoulder. So it could be on her mind later on. You didn't FaceTime during this morning. Ma'am, you want her to get some big bad. Hello, ma'am.

Who did that is? She at work. Ask her what she do at work. What'd you do at your job? What you do with your job? Show my tithes. What do you do at your job? Stop looking on a surprise.

What's you in there doing? You better hurry up for your supervisor to get you. Right. What's you doing in this? Hello? Is she deaf? Can you hear me? You can't hear me.

You must have got the Android. Here you go. Damn, Chico. She don't work for home. Oh, fuck, yeah. I was just saying that's probably why you can't hear. Everybody making fun of y'all niggas with the good bright, light cameras. Andrews are hard to use.

I don't get my book. What you're talking about? Yours is the bomb? Your note 9? Well, that's a galaxy, though. That ain't really, no. Yeah, but still, that bitch the size of a regular Nintendo game. Like a tablet, like, bitch.

Like, X-Tel, like, this is a government phone. Right. You come and one of the one of the ones you can buy out the drug store. This is an emergency phone. Go to write aid and buy you a phone, nigga. This bitch trying to take a selfie with an emergency phone. You ain't even got no face camera. Who is still got the flip phone?

I know it's a flip phone, niggas still lay in. They can walk around with that Motorola razor. This nigga, it's fucked up, bro. Yeah? I ain't gonna tell y'all again. Hey, well, I don't go fuck, bro. When I ain't have no money, I stood in line with him on the morning, that fucking red.

Nigger rime by the time of what you doing, boy, shit, been to get a phone. Shit. He has emergency phone until you have a real emergency. That's shit, I'm stranded. Oh, that's he said, internet. For two days, I said, me. Where you had to stand in line to get the motherfucker from. Man, niggas, they just post up, they just be like, ugh, shit,

look like niggins these phones, right here, go ahead. Anywhere. Anywhere, they just be like... I always wonder what people be recording. You'll see somebody they be recording the whole show. Oh yeah, they're about to put in, you already know, this shit going on Facebook tonight. Ninety-six views. Hey, don't even worry about buying no ticket, I got y'all.

I don't take it I got ya all dude we go on live at 8 30 look at her she recording like and the fuck you know your emergency phone they wrote they wrote me oh there you go buy the soup come on bring on there you go oh now you good baby come on sit out look like a thunderstorm look like I A hotel lamp. That's what she got. That's what she got. She do.

Her little ass built up. You see, fuck y'all. Don't fuck with me. Move, move. It's built like a wasp. He won't like one. I didn't say it. You ever got stung by a wasp?

It hurts. That outfit looked like when the whipped cream melt on top of your milkshame. of your milkshakes that's that fashion over tell him you ordered that yesterday that's the fashion nada fashion no no they didn't need make two of them they was like let's see what this one do who the fuck got the peanut butter and jelly sandwich me thank you word that's crazy man shout out to the grown women who still got some hell in the coochie and many of them left Except for Auntie with the leather on.

She got that, yeah. I love her. She real. She threw up a gang that ain't in. You allergic to peanut butter. She threw up a neighborhood that ain't in. Yeah, I'm allergic to peanut butter. She threw up a neighborhood that ain't even around no more. It's a CVS over that now.

I'm allergic to peanut butter like a motherfucker. That's why my mom I used to think I was going to be a gangster. You can't be no gangster. You allergic to nuts. You're allergic to nuts. You're allergic to nuts. Shit, that better than pilot. What?

No the fucking ain't. You can live with pollen. Now eat some nuts, niggas. I'm out of here. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! What the fuck that do? Well, I don't know.

What's in that pollen? Woo! What's he get in ya? Ha! That can sound like, you're about to turn into a monster. Nigger is it? He's gone. I hate that noise, nigga.

Yeah, that's the worst shit that way right there. That noise, I can't even do that shit. That got down, oh, oh, oh, oh. Nigger be doing that shit. Look how to... Look, all the fan women be doing this. Like, man, you gotta go to the hospital. Your throat went bad.

That pilot would put a gangster down. Shit, nigga, it still ain't worse than that peanut. Anybody ain't got a nut allergy? That shit real. I fucking around the smells and peter butter too long. Aye, ya, I'm gonna see y'all later. I gotta go to the hospital. That shit's serious, dog.

It's called anaphylactic shop. Eat that shit within the next 30 minutes. Your motherfucking throat gonna swell up, and you're going to meet Jamaica. Boy, you just confused all the niggins from the hood when you said, they're like, man, she gonna learn the anthrax. You can't go to the post office.

That pollen ain't no hope. Hey, boy, I don't give a fuck. Who you will, boy, that pilot will tear your ass. Your eyes to be red. That's it to make you just going to house. You know what? Try this in tomorrow. That shit be real, man.

I don't fuck with me. What you got to take for that shit? That, uh, Allegra. You got to just go to sleep. Can't go to sleep doing all that shit. And Pollard ain't going to that shit, but oh, oh, I can't stand that shit. And I got it bad. You got it.

I got it. So soon as the motherfucking spring hit, it did get bad for you. You just going to be all day. Nigel, I'm on the plane. I know it's in the air as soon as I land. Oh, shit. She's raw. I can't fuck with it.

See the way here. What's up, baby? With that orange wig. See you, baby. With the little orange on. Looking like you good luck and shit. Got a whole orange weave. She'll beat up every bitch in her.

We'll get jump money. Shit. These Kansas City women, like, got me fucked up. Shit. Ooh, she got orange hair. Yeah. What'd made her do that? What type of decision was that?

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That's what they want. That's what they want. This dedicated to all the ladies who got multi-colored hair. I see you over here, blue. I see you blue. What is that blue green? That's like when you mix three packs of Kool-Aid together. Then she got the blue weave on.

Okay, baby. Brand new weed, ain't going to stop. Brand new weave, crayon bucks. Got the greenon box. You just got up too fast. What you're gonna do? Greg, gonna do a bump of cocaine in the bathroom. Okay, okay, okay.

They're about to go do that boy. Everybody go get high as a motherfucker. Look how they walk. Everybody go to the bathroom. Come on, bitch. Come on, hurry up. Oh, yeah. A little girl in the face to be like, come

Come on, let's just go get loose. Let's go get wild. You gotta watch these white folks. Shit, too real, out to you, shit, too real, out chill. Where's to real at? Out chill, out ya. You didn't see how that nigga got up? That thing was like, and it's tight, come on, come on, come on.

They've been waiting to hit that cocaine all show. Yeah, I'm gonna watch your way. Orange hair. I gotta go home, but for that. What made you get that orange here? It's your favorite color? And you ain't gonna stop. If you give me some head, it'll be carried top.

Ooh. She was on cocaine, yeah. She got that V8 an egg, but orange. She was on cocaine, yeah. Keep it going Keep it going Keep it going, keep it going

Keep it going Keep it going, keep it going She got that catatat She ain't going to stop her She was on cool game She was high as hell On three appeals What you said?

She was high as hell On three pills She was how in the pills She was on three I'd be broke in Venice Eighthundred All right, come over here, D.C. We got a chick with a whole blue weave

right here that match her whole outfit. She got on a blue but a little sweatsuit with some house shoes on. Yeah. Real gangster shit. That you got the blue weave. Got the blue weave looking like a Pepsi can.

A boyfriend, like, all right, y'all got two more. All right, here we go. She looked like C. She tried for love in an empire, but didn't they get it. They told us she had to put blue her head, so she did. Where you from? Where you from? She don't speak English.

What she from? New butt ma-a-oh-oh-a-oh-oh. Hey, P.C. You asked her where she from, she ain't gonna say, but since Her hair's blue she brought from where the Smurfs was raised. Ooh. Okay, I got some for you. She'd probably be talking shit to her stylist, like,

I gave you a chance to do my hammer, bitch. You blew it. You blew it. Look, it's stupid. What you said, that was pretty sick. Hey, mermaid, ain't nobody been to smoke this shit. She got cocaine in it. Try his luck.

Some of these Kansas City niggas like shit, you got me fucked up. I'm gonna hit this shit. Your head's gonna be out there looking like a... You wanna move, but you can't. Much love to all the ladies who broke up with their nigger now you ain't getting shit for Christmas. Ah! Walk your ass on down here, girl. You ain't left you, man?

Talk to the lady next to you. She was like, period. Much love to all the ladies who got some real ugg boots, but they lean in real hard. Time for some noodles. They wet. Jay don't never throw them bitches away. You stepped in a puddle.

Your ankles touching. Throw them bitches away. Step in the puddle, stupid. In the puddle, stupid-eyed, girl. They still comfortable. They soggy. And they wait up there by the toenails, so it's uncomfortable. Them others get all.

They look like a loaf of bread they got sat on. It's the last piece of bread, too. Ladies, please don't wear them goddamn witch boots this winter. The who? Oh, them kick a bar cranes, yeah. Them little witch boots. Man, this horsemen. They know what I'm talking about.

Them little stupid-ass boots that curve up in the front. The Confederate soldiers. soldiers. You said why? You got them on already. Like, why? Is this something I need to know? Yes.

I told you, look, this bit drunk of hell. She's still back down. You're going to buy me a drink. What she is? Right now, look, red. Look. Oh, dude, they're dancing in the hallway. She brought me about red.

Oh, there, look at red back in. Turned to these kids. Get it red. Look red. Hold up. Right. She got grown children. You don't want to fuck with that.

She got some big, too, man. Yeah. Her youngest is 31. You don't want that. Yeah. Come on, she goes. You don't want that shit. No, I ain't going to walk back there.

I see you now, Auntie. And she holding that drink, and it ain't spilling. No. Let your uncle have that. Ooh, that pussy is hairy. And it's red too. You know she didn't color the red. The master outfit.

She gonna try to fuck you in the car. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Got that red, she don't want no drama. Dressing all red, looking like Elmo's mama. Oh, look, I ain't even got my pants down yet. Like, gosh. She looked like, she looked like Elmo's Mama. From the hood.

She's built like a candy lady. Lady. Got some pig feet? I thought you said you was going to get some, but... What type of shit y'all are into in Kansas City? What we got to look forward to tonight? So, wild shit. It's Killer City.

We know the killers is in here, but other than that. The killers, you said, the killers ain't in here, shit. Yes, they are. It'd be the nigga you don't think a killer. The motherfucker's sitting there right there with that bowtie and that jacket on. He didn't kill nine niggas. Not a public defender dude. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

Nigger that looked like inconspicuous, no tattoos on his face or nothing. Yeah, kid you quick than the motherfucker, go home and watch this dude right here. He got K.C. on his school hat, but that ain't what you think it is, is the gang. Killer City. Yeah, you know here, gangs, he got that score cap you get from the gas station. The little nigga who spilled the Hennessy on himself, he'll kill it too. Oh, a nigga, don't act like you ain't ever bought a whole outfit out of the motherfucker, get white t-shirt days.

Yep, they're next to the porn with the little orange t-shirt and a skull cap with Casey on it. You're great. Fuck them up in the club, me. I ain't you go over one of the hoodstones when they got their same shit, but they got the porn in their muffled with the little covers in it, the little orange cover and the blue cover. Yep, you know, I can see this shit right.

Word. They were selling porn in your gas station. What? I ain't never saw them down of y'all? Hell no. It was there. It was never that easily available for me as a young thing. You had to find your poem when I was young.

It belonged to your parents. You're cleaning up the house and doing some shit you're supposed to do and you find that tape with no label on it. You're like, oh, maybe this is Lion King. Let me see. You put that motherfucker in, Mr. Marcus, nigger. You're like, uh-oh, my life has completely changed from this point forward.

I'd never be the same again. Who did Mr. Marcus? Man, nigga, you ain't, the old porn, nigga. Wesley Pipes and them niggas. I ain't know watch that shit. I want no porn watching that ass. On the old point, they used to introduce their self. On the new one, soon as the scene, come on, they already

fucking, you don't know how this happened or nothing. They already fucking. That's the white people porn that do the introductions. The niggas that used to just come in with your name. Keisha, what you come in to do? Sassan, dick. All right, get to it. That's the whole point, Nick. Now, I'm talking about the old shit when it had a storyline. A nigga come over there and act like he was coming.

Hey, it's Frank-on? What you doing with your titty out? Ww-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-h. He was watching that real old porn. That's a sit-call, nigga. That thing was watching that flat TV porn, floor model. I wish I would find my dad that was a poor. That thing was a reverend.

He probably had some of that Pastor Wilson's shit that is now. I ain't got my mom. I know he did. That thing was 61. My mom was 45. What you been to do with this nigga? VK kids. There's a lot of sucking of this shit. You know, he's crazy. Yeah, all niggas got points,

especially the older niggas. They had the poem back when it was magazines and shit. Playboys. Shit like that. Hairy cooches on every cover. Every cover. Every page. Damn.

Auntie. This big pussy. It's just extinct now. Oh, yeah. Don't know about the ladies down. What is it about y'all having hair on your pussy? Long as I ain't got no hair in it, we're straight. It's in there, too.

They hate that shit. You know, they hate that shit. They go get the laser surgery on the pussy. I would never put the laser on. They go get the hair laser off. But you can still see what the hell was at. Make the shit look like a Nestle Crunch, ma'am. You need to stop that shit.

We use that straight razor to shave your skin. Knowing them straight rages don't go on black skin. Now, your shit, it got. Brill on it. You like, oh, I got to call my blind cousin to come read this pussy before I fuck. Ain't no way in the world. I'll tell you what it's safe. Don't go in there. They do be overdoing it. Maybe I have like a little real little spots and shit. That's the thing. Lady, you'll throw your leg up over anything. Some dick come and you ain't know who's coming home. I thought it got me. Nope. Yeah, that's that stupid. Some ladies have got to stop shaving their pussy.

The area ain't made for that. You ever seen that? Uh-huh. You have all type of shit going on. Look like when you... Look like when you dump the ashtray out. Oh. Coochin lives be air with.

You're like, dude. I said, man. That nigga's stupid. You're all smoking good in Kansas City with your ass a little bit, but y'all got the good. We need a little song, somebody's doing a little bit of a little thing. Who got the fire? I don't want that shit all right to roll it up. What, nigga, you always got to, what side of town got the, you know, got the most?

Sandwich bag. I need the shit all right in the sandwich bag. Man, I'm a nigga. The park. What did you say, ma'am? You can't smoke with it. everybody, that shit is in the car. That shit had you fucked up

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That's the most scary shit in the hood ever. Whatever you call it, water, boat, whatever. That shit make motherfuckers trip out. Inhers is worse. Just we. Don't you know about the inhaler, bro, don't. He said, fuck you. I don't know nothing, D.C. He's sick of your shit.

Which I call it here in Kansas City. Wet? That wet. You ever seen the nigger on that wet? I've been my niggas smoked a wet one time. That nigger thought somebody stole his feet. What? True story.

What happened? That nigger got his shoes, took off when he fell asleep and woke up and thought his feet was gone. Wouldn't stand up, nigga. No. Mad as a motherfucker. This nigga in there on the cussing niggas off. Fuck y'all niggas, da. Y'all niggas gonna let that nigger walk out with my feet like that.

Jaws and bitch ass niggas. We're like, bro, look at this nigger. Hell no. I don't ever want to be. be that high. Fuck being that high. Nigger fucking around to be on that war that can fight nine police officers. No, you don't want that shit. Not the way she's called

today. That'll be fucked up. Somebody slip you some shit you don't even smoke. Oh my guess that's the scariest thing in the world right there getting drug. Nigger, you smoke somebody blunt and that you tripping like you smoking. He ain't act right there. I don't know what wrong with him. Shit, I'm straight. You can't have that shit in there, bud.

You can't trust none of them niggies. Listen, especially the way. $2.20 wrong with your own shit, man. Stop smoking with these pussy-ass-ha-nigger, no. Especially in 2021, man. You want to smoke, smoke your own shit. You got a habit. Buy weed, nigga.

These niggins out here different, bro. As a nigger, man, you got some smoking. Why don't you say that? Because, nigga, if you know these gangstead niggas in the club, smoking hook and shit, they ain't no telling me what the fuck they might sneak in the weed and what you might wake up to. You just might wake up the four niggas dancing real hard, and you don't know.

About time you woke up, what's thought? Like... Look at the OG nigga, that nigga had that he's like, man, don't play with me, nigga. O.G. said, fuck the hookah and everything. I can't spoken to you. See, you only never thought about that shit. Now you're thinking about to be careful. These niggas is different now.

I ain't fucking with that hookah shit, that shit, pussy. Nika be happy hair when they see that shit. Why? That's the shit I'm talking about. That's the shit I'm talking about. These niggins is built different. How are you against that nigger blowing strawberry smoke on here, everybody? I don't like the fact that you got to ask for the tip to smoke the shit.

Right. Let me get a tip. Like, what the fuck? You're about to put the tip in the tip. Yeah, he go, yeah. You put your tip on and smoke hook up. Yeah. You be holding the tip waiting.

That's the dumbest shit I ever seen. You don't put that shit down and hit this blood. They're having their tip in their hand. Like an adult. They got some new shit out here. now they got this shit called k2 niggas be smoking that's some bullshit right there yeah that's the devil that is the devil they sell that shit at the gas station anything with scooby-doo man you're a man boy man damn that's about a weed hey that shit like a dollar 60

niggs be like shit i get a whole list for 160 i'll take it now you butt-necked chasing the bus We need some milk. We ain't got nothing to give away. We got no shirts. Yeah, we got some shirts right here. We got clothes. We only got four in there. We only got four.

In every area cow. Who the fuck bought this on stage? Nigger, my parents was old, nigga. I used to be in elementary school with a rolling book band, nigga. Boy, you like a grown-ass man in the third-grade rolling one of them. They just be like, you did your homework. I'd be like, yep, I'm about to get it.

This nigga here. Who shit is that, bro? I don't know. It's the more stuff in there, though. Shit, we don't know, man. They ain't never getting nothing to the niggas up top. How the fuck you're going to get us to? We can get up there.

Shit, we can get up there. How you get up that, motherfucker? How you got to get up there? If you got to walk it over there. I'm giving this shirt right here to the lady with them leather sleeves Who? Leather sleeves

Which way? This way? Up top! All right. Nigger, ain't no way. We're going to have to... Oh, Auntie, definitely get a shirt. I got a small for it right here.

Oh, no, I'm about to walk up to the top and get easy with somebody up top. All right. Yeah, shit about your ticket earlier. Oh, you don't need the hang of a dick. How are you doing? She don't be safe. You got your gun on you.

Something close to it. Okay. What's up here? What's up? It's my African brother. How do I get all the way to the top of the stairs? I am trying to find my way up there. Will you please be my guide and show me for Wakanda which way to go?

Yes, please take me. Yes. Thank you, my brother. No one will touch me. How are you doing? Let's go. Get a shit to the up top. What's up, gang?

What's up, gang? What's up? Big shoulders. We're out here. What's up, G? What's up y'all? What's up, Geister? What's going on?

How are you, beautiful? What's up, big dog? How you doing, big niggas? God damn. There we at. What's up? There we go. Oh, they're going to read right there.

What's up, Auntie? Hey, Auntie. I knew you was going to take your staking dance back there to see what that lady was... I had to. You ain't slit. Oh, there you go. Hey!

Wait a minute, look. Time out. She said, can I have a shirt? gave me a hug and said I can't touch it for free ma'am you sell them pussy I'm out of here yeah you that's what I told you that don't take your ass over there how much how much 40 what about bit I ain't going to sit there hell no was my hop you saw as they trying to sneak back there she go auntie hey niggins ain't shit you see the bitch bitch, man, he's supposed.

What's my hop? Innes. I like it. We up this bitch. You up there? We up this bitch. Up top. It's turked up here, nigga.

You just like traveling. It's turned. That's what it is. He just like traveling. What's up? What's up top? We up top with it. You got to go up top, top with the nigga that standing.

We up top with it. What's up, Bo? That nigga walked all way up. with one t-shirt. One t-shirt. One t-shirt. They ain't gonna let his ass down. You gotta give me your sweater, Chico.

One damn t-shirt. A weird ass, a 2x. Give me your shirt. Yeah, that's what I got. Hold up. Give me your salt, Chico. Y'all make sure y'all hit the merch table, man. Y'all got all this got their money out here in K.

Who wear a lot? Chico. I almost said KFC, man. Chico, you got to go to the top top, Chico. I got to go. No, I can't get up there. You ain't never been up there. What's up?

You need a fork left. What's up? Need a crane. You got a crane? You got a crane? We out here, hold up. Much love. Tell the ladies that look good with makeup all and off.

I ain't going to fall. On and off. Oh, don't fall. What's up? She got an on and off. It's her birthday. Happy birthday, baby here. Take it.

That's a happy birthday. Well, that long-end undershirt. I ain't gonna throw it. She dressed like she's about to fight Batman tonight. It's for me. We love ya, Kansas City, all the way up top with it. Salute to everybody up top with it. Hey.

Kansas ceiling. Hey, what's up, big lady? Oh, right on the tities, yes. We out here. Up top, naked. You can say anything in this microphone Love y'all What's up?

You look like the old Chico Man That's what it is Thought she had the ass But she had on suspenders I'm like she a dude Fuck You saw how I look that ass That way

Fellas always remember If she don't do you first You ain't gonna get done Thank you baby Chico, where you at? I don't see you, bro. I gotta see you, bro. Say something.

He shouldn't have went up there with one t-shirt. He probably got jammed up in the hallway. Chico, say something. Okay, there you go. We back. You scared me. No, I was good up there. They live up top.

Okay. You got your wallet. What's up, naga? What's up, naga? Hey, white lady. Don't use this as evidence. evidence. We all here.

What's up, gang? You're the nigga to fuck pregnant women. What's up with your freaking nigger? Hey, oh yes, of course, you got the pretty lady in the wheelchair. Ah, these bitch is cold. They're big and fuck. Nick, are you a shoe? Yeah, she came to one of my shows and I told I like no shoes she had on.

So she bought me some, but they're big and fuck. But I used to wear hammy down, so I ain't tripping. She bought you some shoes, bruh? Damn. That bitch, she's five. But I'm going to wear her because she bought them for me. Them shit's five right there. What's them?

Oh, you living? Fashion over special, she didn't made them at the house. Now, these Steve Madden. She bought you some shoes. You gotta fuck one time. No, she got on suspenders. Coming off the dome. She made those shoes because she works from home.

He basically got so much room in them. Shit. Yeah, them shit. on in a motherfucker. I'm a slide of these motherfucker. Look. Hey, you're a real nigger for wearing them anyway. Hell yeah.

Because she bought him so shit. This with you, bitch. What's the name of your shoes? What's the name of your shoes? What's the name of your shoes? Nick of these Steve Mattis. He's a big of them. Nah, that's them, them, the aldows right there.

What's the name of? That's them goddamn, yeah, but you know my nephew just gave me these right here, boy. You know what I'm saying. Swag. Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter, stylish women and gentlemen. Nigger, through these outside, I said,

shit, I'll put them on. Shit's extra long, boy. Shit. I grow into them. That's a big stomp. You are through growing. Yeah, I grow in these shit. I don't, shit, God got another plan for me.

I ain't going to stop growing. Well, you're walking around your ankles in them motherfuckering. Boy, I know how to walk in these motherfuck You don't know how many two big shoes I'd have, boy shit, yeah Can you let them bitches flop? They see the flop, they're gonna be like,

Hey, what wrong with your shoes? Nothing. Why are you looking at my shoes? It went for loose leg to loose shoes, Nick. Hey, you can hate people looking at my shoes. Why your shoes flopping? Who's the later who bought the shoes? What shit?

What's up, girl? You be buying niggas shoes and shit? Bying a nigger's shoes and shit. They say you're not supposed to do that because a nigger walk out your life, but that ain't right. Buying some shoes and they're gonna be like, shit, that's my baby. She bought me these motherfucklers. You're gonna be cold. Buying nigger shoes and shit.

I want some. She thoughtful. She thought. She just weren't thinking. Yeah, I ain't trying to be rude. She's like, what side do you wear? Just give me some. 12.

You can tell you to see them about no nigga, no shit! Ladies, how many y'all are buying niggins some shoes in this motherfucker? 13 women. I love all 13, you bitches. Spend your whole income check. That's crazy, real. I ain't getting him a $12. Hey, we got nine.

We got all different types of people in here. I was upstairs, white people, Spanish people, Asian people. We saw some Asian people. There's some Asian niggas up there. Hey, you're crazy as fuck. It's some Asian niggas right up there. Let me see you. What he is.

That's one. You saw one? Pregnant lady, you are not Asian. Sit down. Yes, she is. She's standing up for everything up top. Me and the baby Asian. Sit out.

She can't be pregnant drinking Hennessy. She said she was pregnant. Oh, that baby drunk. Ma'am, you're pregnant, right? No. No. She's been pregnant the whole show. She's not she ain't pregnant no more.

Whoever in front of you, I know they're mad at him. You keep rubbing your stomach on their head. Remember what she said up there built like a sexy-ass Easter egg. Yeah. Ah, with the money in it. That's the golden egg. The egg looks like this. Man, put the big-ass shoes up.

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Find me a nice-ass lady. You can live in Kansas City? Lick barbecue sauce off her titty every day. Salute to the barbecue capital, Gates' barbecue. You know what I mean? You all I mean. Salute to me lick barbecue sauce. I got to give a shout-out.

Off your titty. To the Pee. While we in Kansas City. Peace Street buffet, too. with them I be in that bitch all the time barbecue sauce on the teddy why are we in Kansas City who else Chico oh man shout out to all the people ain't here that left their kids at home with their kids oh shout out to the Kansas City Chiefs oh yeah salute to the Chiefs the Royals I hope I hope

have my homes get back this Sunday for y'all man Luke Pat Mahomes. Niggas a real creative player. It's a lot of talent on their team, bro. I got all my partners on the Chiefs. Yeah, we got some Chiefs players in here tonight, Man, so salute to all the Chiefs that's in here tonight. Where y'all at?

What's up, niggas? Dang, don't say nothing. They don't want nobody asking for shit. Right. Shit, I ain't answering them for shit. All the niggas with the big chains who ya ass for shit. Like, hey, could. Fucked up.

Oh, them niggas already asked me to say into the record label. I'm thinking about it. They got it I want the chain I already got the shoes I'm halfway signed already that'll be your first single

huh I don't know I'm gonna bless somebody she bless me though you feel me so I'm going to wear them for her you feel me gonna make her feel good you did Ted though

you did the bitch would have been so hard if they would have been in your size what I would have been on the what I'd have been wearing a bitch you look like a pimp that's about to go jogging right

And you'd be the only nigga with him. You still the only nigga with him. Is that one-on-one? No, the only one. These Steve Madden. They are? Yeah, nigger. And I told you that.

I thought you was making that up. No. They're Steve Madden. Oh, look. Throw it like a football. That's big enough. Who? Set.

Blue for the two. The shoe. Bigging than the motherfucker. Blue. Hey, hey. Fuck you be, nigga. Oh, yeah, they is Steve Madden, and these are... Nigger they Steve Mad, not John, man.

You how to fuck you throw that? That's a sign, nigga. Size 11. You know they cousins? Boy, these shit's right here. It's been really hard. That's their big and four! Yeah.

They're reflective. Nigger can't wear these. You get caught doing too much shit when your shit reflective, like you. Can't even hire from the police. As soon as that flashlight hit, caught your ass off the cheater prince. This one of a nigga buy his first louis. You only got 11? Give them to me, high, give a high.

Nah, nigger be going in. Usually, niggas don't buy their shoes too big. They buy them too small, why they be walking around like this. You got them little ass. You got the slide when they too big. Shut out to all the old niggas that just wear shirt shoes now. On the bottom of your feet be herring, like them up.

Goh. Goh. Got them civil rights leaders on, that's right. They can wrap your roots. Got no goddamn Mr. Clairino Mishu, but lock the doors. Shout out to everybody up top that's texting somebody at the bottom trying to see if they're going to fuck tonight. Salute to all the ladies in that is going to fuck tonight. Salute to you.

Ladies, y'all got dick appointments tonight. If you're in here with your ladies, she should have made some of you. lady, she should have made some noise for you. She's definitely not fucking a nigga. She's definitely not fucking a nigga. Anybody got a shirt and they want to hang up? Nying all the way he can use a hanger now. Give me that hang up, baby. It's a good one too. Auntie want the hanger. She's going to be able to use that thing.

She won't every goddamn thing. She's going to have a trash bag hanging off that. Give me that goddamn hangar. Give me one of the waters. Hell, give me DC boots. I want all that shit. I ain't had nothing since nothing had me. Come out, come out, come out. You got hit real bad, come out, come out, come on. You want that water.

Auntie coming to get her a hanger. I ran out of my elbow, come out, tell your ass up. Your third man worth three-fifth of you? Auntie, you dressed like the nigger from the Mimi at the Crossroads video. You like his wife. She looked like, you're about to touch her forehead. Hey, Chico. She looked like Samuel Jackson.

Samuel Jackson on the low. Yeah, she's, oh, she do look like Samuel Jackson. There are snakes on this mother fucking play! Yeah, I hope they die. Now hope they burn in hell. I told you she dressed like she gonna fight Batman later on the night. And she gonna win too. Whatever Batman.

This sit ain't big enough for both of us. Auntie wanted that hang of DC. She wanted for real, for real. Come on, you can have it, baby. That ain't gonna play. Come in, I ain't what a favorite. I love you, Auntie. Go on Samuel.

Samuel. Samuella. Fifth. Samuel L. Jackson. On to my shaft. Boy, they ain't talk about your Auntie and everything. They don't give a fuck. I'll talk about soon we're coming to house.

Hell, nah. Where that niggily, Auntie, look like, Samuel, Jersey. There's something about that lady that I love. Got a love. Uh-oh, she just licked her lips, too. Auntie probably gave you that head sound crazy. Don't worry about me. I'm good, young man.

Keeps gone. She ain't even your real auntie. That'd be like the lady your uncle fucking who'd be trying to fuck you at the family reunion. I put this push on you, young man. Young man, I put this push on you. Ooh, love you, baby. Love you.

I felt that kiss. She just blew. Stop looking at me like you don't approve. I don't give a shit. My kids just... You all right, white man, your stomach hurt? You're holding your shit, like, God damn, I shouldn't ate that shit

for it came in here. What kind of car you drive to? You know you got that truck. That's your man. A nigga taking care of all the kids. And I can tell y'all, I'm freaking, too. Because he didn't cut the hell off the chin. Just got the handle of our Mustang.

She doesn't got a white man to take that all the kids. He's been sitting on the kid on that. This nigga right here is sleepy than the motherfucker, that pill don't kick men. Yep. They go on that perk 30. She got a one, they're gone, boy, look.

She's gonna just fared out of the step, too. Yeah, I can't just see your ass. You, nigga. Yeah, you're all about just fared out of them step. Lou leg ass. Who you want? She got that little body suit on with the james. That little pussy part, wet.

Yep. She's talking about, period. But it's only wet around the snap part. Inclamation mark. Right around the snaps. I'm gonna keep saying, period. I'm gonna start saying stupid shit. Commas!

Yeah. You divorced? So you're single? You're paying alimony. You're a freak. You're getting that alimony? Chico, she wants to fuck, too. Now, you ain't about to upgrade and let me be to upgrade.

You're the left for a nigga. You're looking for a new one? Mm-mm. I got a, I can't fuck with you, so I figure out, why that nigga divorced you. Your lace front so straight. It looked like you got a shape up put on your shit, man. Because you was too much for him.

Got that Rapunzel. Why are you out here trying to be so much? You're just being you, so you just naturally a whole lot? Why would you want to bring all that stress in my life? Look how happy I am without you. You want to fuck up all this happiness? What do you have to offer me? What?

You got a job See, he denied that person I'm over here trying to get it You thought she was going to impress me With a job That means you ain't got enough time for me You got to be lonely You got a whole

situation to go attend to Hey, ma'am Say what You divorced That nigga still got clothes over there I ain't fucking with you That car still in his name Whole new house.

See, big girls be choosy too. Okay. She ain't ready for a nigga like me. Why you say that? Because I'm gonna bend the ass up like one of the presses from the middle of the mall. I'm gonna hold her foot the whole time. You're playing with big girl if you want to, she's gonna fucking make a meal. You ain't never think you can make.

This bitch fries some starbursts. You'd be like, damn. This this just baked some now, ladies. How did you do that, man? So stop accusing me a stinnling. I ain't stoned shit. She ain't ready for me. I don't know what you're like to ask.

There's two more other niggins on here. Ask your white, my friend. What's all? What's up? Get crazy for a name with y'all, ranching that. Girl, you got to accuse me of stealing a lot of that I don't have. That's a good bottle. on her head. They're bun sitting straight up.

You got that big bun, yeah, it looked like the dick on her head. That's what it is. We gotta figure out where this lady, light, is. She's going crazy. She's going crazy, man. She's about to sue me. She's about to get the white man to come up here. What color is it?

She said it's black and green. Look at this. Bitch, this is, whatever color this is. Is this it? It's not blue. It's not blue. It's like kind of got like little purple in the two. All right.

Cool, ma'am. Calm down. Yeah, it's Chico had it. Now, say you sorry, motherfucker. You got to apologize at D.C. You ain't given it to me? Here you go, I saw how to hell she'll get it?

He needs smoking on the whole show, bitch. Damn. Look a little white boyfriend. I'm just going to let her do what she got to do. That's why she with him. He's like, I'm not saying nothing. She ain't going to beat my ass again at the house. It ain't even her.

We beat his ass. He don't want to tell her, babe, get my ladder back. First of all, you. You're about to be pointing at me. The motherfucker got a napkin on right now. Not about to be arguing with you. Put your motherfucking finger up. I don't do all that.

Look at the white man. Stop, please. I've got to ride home with her. The lady behind you, like, uh-uh, if you want me to beat up, give me $30. I didn't even say you know how to play the drum. Go play the drum.

Oh, shit. This thing got a backpack on. Play the drum, Nick. Damn, how you look exactly like the nigga we already got playing the drum. That's just how. That's crazy. That's really that nigga son.

He's like, look, son, you sit at the front. Let me see what you're going to do, son. Skitty-d-d-do-do-do-do. Okay, okay. We in Kansas City. Okay, okay. We in Kansas City. Okay, okay.

Say we in Kansas City. Okay, okay. Well, we in Kansas City. And you know it's a fact. Shout out to Auntie in the front. Dressed in the all black. You know what's going down. And she do it the world.

She probably got a pack of Newport stuff in her purse. We in Kansas City, we doing it live. We got the nigger from the crowd on the drums getting live. You said there's one too many, you do it for the town. Kansas City and this bitch boys going down. That's all you got? Hold on, yeah, you're not going to sneak. How you play the drums and only no one beat.

You gotta switch it up. You gotta do something new. There you go, nigger play something that's real cool. Keep it going. Don't stop. Keep it going. Let's rock. Let's do it from the top like you know you got to drop. Yeah, yeah, and I have just begun. This nigger say he played a drum and only playing one drum. Hey, nigger, you know it's two more. There you go. There you go. Ah, ya, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think this nigger just started playing the drums earlier today. Don't let him try you like that, bro. You play for the youth choir. That was definitely the youth.

Man, play some gangster shit, bro. Let him play for the cheer. Yeah, we'll let her play for the cheer. Shout out. Shout out to my lady right there who just got a divorce. Who? Right there. She just got a divorce.

Now she wanted to give me some head till she don't have no voice. I'm her number one choice. I always make her voice. Situation. What's up? What's up? It's the situation.

Ma'am, if you want to give me that coochie, I'll take it. Go'n't get naked. If you want to give me that coochie, I'll take it. Go on get naked. Because hi, my name's Carlos. As if you don't know, I put the dick on you in every hole. I'm so nasty. And I'm going to give you what you need.

I'm going to put that dick on you because that's what you need. Smoke weed at your house. And let your kids run in and out the house. house and held a light bill high because come on, I'm gonna be high fucking on you and doing that shit that you want me to do. I put the dick behind your head so you can think about it.

So you can think about it. Put the dick behind your head just so you can think about it. Hey, call on. Just so you can think about it. Big girl twirking, yeah, you know she's not fronting. Got the red on looking like the staples easy button. Then you know it's going down. We in this

bitch. We in Kansas City and she with that freaky shit. She with that freakish shit. That's what she bowed. I want her to take her wig out and be herself. Like, hey, let me see your real hell one day. Hey, Carlos. I don't want to see that anymore.

I know this shit isn't figure, but please tell me what the fuck is wrong with this nigga. I don't want to see that anymore. I don't want to see that anymore. Stop! It's like bird box. I don't want to see it. You tripping, boy, this shit ain't groovy. You got your shit taped up like you in the bird box movie.

Hey, this nigga, don't you? Hey, this nigga, I don't want to do it. Did you see that? When she starts shaking and mess with my heart murmur. Nigger, when you take that tape off, oh, that's going to be fucked up. Did she stop? Did she stop?

Okay. Oh. Okay. Damn. I mean, how? Oh. My eye license, why would you do that? This nigga that tape his face up.

Hold up, right? Why the fuck did you tape your whole head up, bro? I couldn't, I couldn't, I couldn't see that. My lady just got a divorce. That means you need to be with a new niggas. Not with me though. That paperwork ain't even done yet. She said he can come visit when he comes to Kansas City.

I bet you when you cook meals, you cook everything. Catfish, fried chicken, meatloaf, baked cake, cookies. All that, she's like, yeah. Who ain't he can cook? Ladies, any cooks in here? I feel like I'm on deep in the seat. No, Samuel, get away from the world. you out get away from the water auntie says she could you ladies it's so easy for a nigger then like auntie said i got you made one meal the nigger be like she cook her

ass loo we still got damn easy to please you make one shit good nigga like shit that girl throw down boy ask a nigga bro what's your favorite dish that your girl cooked spaghetti you didn't think you said macaroni nigger that's a side that ain't a meal that wasn't even you see how easy it is there press a Make one good side! Macaroni! Carlos, that wasn't a nigga. What? That was Auntie Samuel.

I told you. Macaroni. I thought that was a nigga, my baby. You ain't here early? She said, I got beans, greens, potatoes, tomato, all that shit y'all, nigger. You come over here, eat real good. She makes them good as enchiladas.

That's what he said. Like, niggas say he likes enchiladas. She got one pot. You know you like that shit till she started cooking it. You were like, I don't know what the fuck of enchilada is, but you got to roll it in like a blunt. What is the anchelot? It's like a little chicken burrito?

It's like a burrito with some grave and shit on it. Braves shit. It's some red shit. It's... It's salsa on the top of the shit. Tomato juice. It's a burrito with some salsa on top of it. That's all.

In layman's terms. He didn't know he liked that shit till he meant his Spanish girl. That nigga that he grew up on enchiladas. Lady, you know you're food good when the niggas quiet in the motherfucker eating it. Look at auntie, yeah. Nope. There can be some other shit, eh.

He's trying to find somewhere to spit that shit. Nah, you ain't gonna be quiet, trying to find somewhere to spit that shit. You're gonna be talking the whole time. So you said you made this today? Okay, all right, I feel you. Nah, hell no. Yeah.

You know that food good when your aunt just go to sleep, don't even ask for no coochie. You gotta wake up later on to get the pussy. That's how you know. And they're asleep at 9.30 with both shoes on. Damn. You fell asleep. quarter of the game. You got to wake up and go, who won?

Shit. What happened to me? Played still on your chest. God, that mean he ain't got nowhere to stay. Yeah, if she doesn't fear the niggas, so I guess she think I'm going to stay the night, so. That's how niggas do. We don't get ass-to-go-home yet, so. Yeah, yeah. You fucked three times you live there?

Right. Hey, fellas, you ever played, sleep? Especially if you fuck the shit out of you. You talk a shit, nigger. house fuck you talk about you gradually move in and start with one pair shorts then the outfit then the next thing you know all your shit oh you go you ever play sneak though to see what she gonna say something you like oh to hit a bit corn hit me a cup oh she ain't say that I'm good you gonna fake sleep your way into a bitch house ladies be

knowing they got that good shit though you'll be over a nigga house they be like yeah man y'all keep it down my lady's sleep nah that mean he ain't paying the bill exactly I'm trying to fuck on the man. Trying to fuck up on some rent. Out here dig hustling. I could not be in that nigger position. His girl come home from work one day tired, and then one goddamn little plate in that night

when he made a sandwich in the sink, he gets put the fuck out. You mean to tell me you been this motherfucker all day and got dishes in the motherfucking sink? For real? I guess I got to do every month. the fucking thing talking to you like you a toddler nigger you just made this they don't even know what to say now you walk around apologizing sweeping and shit

one bowl one night big man about one spoon one bowl one night one night one one one one one one one one one shout out to all the niggins who ain't running shit it they have and you know it. It ain't too many that is running shit at their house. You gotta go get the mail, take out the trains. You got to do everything. Kill the roaches, all that shit.

You got all the responsibility. You got to walk to her when she get a flat tie. Get to me. That's how she talked, walk, get to me. I'm stuck. She talked bad to the nick. Man. I got to go get a t-shy-shy.

Where you going, bro? She on the expressway. way. You gonna walk, money? She ain't got no choice. Why? She got the car? Yep.

Fellas make some noise you driving your girl car, but you're taking care of it. Look at the white dude. Yep. You didn't be clean. Salute to you. I know y'all went to get high. You then took your shirt off and everything. Fuck, it's getting hot, bro.

He high, bro. He didn't see you when they walked back. I didn't. They were like, hey, huh. That's why. They were just pointing at people. All right, man. She said there's something out of the lap.

She ain't know her seat with you. You're going to wear the big-ass shoe? So you're going to wear the big shoes? Yeah, but wow, man. She bought them shit. They're free, niggins. Love free shoes. We look like they never had one of no free shoes before. You wet free shit

Yeah Alright man We gotta get ready to get the fuck out of Oh yeah they're kicking us out of the building We ain't going no way You know how we get shit We stay in this bitch Nah, motherfuckin'n't

Niggas ain't hitting sleepy, niggas Oh Lord, I ain't used to being up to sleep No, they don't pay their money We was having too much fun I didn't realize I didn't know how long we had been up here Yeah, how long have we been up here nigga for a long-ass time y'all money's worth

shit i don't fart it four times you kill me with that goddamn look uncontrollable too look at do i do like well guess that means it's time to go do the rest of the coke car guys come on guys this good fucking party thank you thank you guys yeah buddy it's getting fucking late man man man y'all enjoy ourselves tonight in this bitch City Kansas City

We gotta We gotta take a picture with y'all Before y'all leave Dope, hey dope boys hold that we want y'all in the picture too nigger No they can't get in the picture they they're under you can't do that No they're not they're not under investigation they're they're paranoid they can't get in no pitch Yeah now this shit police in here Alright we need everybody in this business stand up and we gonna put this on the joint to show hi KC do it let's do it

Turn the lights on so I can see my people at the top. And I got to give a shout out to my little bro, Bobby J. Thompson, man. Bobby Jay, man, come out here. Come in, nigga. Come on out here, motherfucker. Bring you a little ass on, nigga. This is one of Kansas City's on. He's from the hometown, man.

Kansas City, Max, knows from my nigga, Bobby Jay, man. Love to you, little bro. What's up, hometown? O.G. This is the coolest nigga in the world. Fuck you in. All right. Put your phones up in this bitch.

Turn your goddamn phone too. Oh, we need it. We're going to do it like this. Turnaround so they can see the name. Oh, that's sick. And hold the shoe up. I love you. Kansas City on three, put your phones up, man.

We love y'all, Kansas City. Turn the flash on. We all here. A lot of these niggas batteries that died from recording the whole show, but we still love y'all. Kansas City, man, you know what it is. We are the 85 South Show. We love y'all, man.

Appreciate y'all. That's what it is. Shout out to your girlfriend and my kids. And that's what it is. Shout out to your wife and my kids. Yeah. Kansas City, give it up for the 85 South Show one more time. Give it up for Chico Bean.

One more time, Kansas City. Give it up for D.C. One more time, Kansas City! Give it up for Carlos Miller. One more time, Kansas City. You guys are all officially 85 percenters. Make sure you go on YouTube and subscribe to the 85 South Show. So you can get on.

Thank you. How are you? Thank you. Thank you. How are you? How are you doing? How are you doing? Thank you.

Have one like two. I want any of the boys, that cute, one, one, a few minutes, all day. She don't want to pass a little,

but she did. Hey, you're great. I'm going to a high. Three, two, one. Three, two. I'm going high.

I'm going to be up in. I hear I'm talking in now. I'm really. Oh, you want my knife? Yeah. Oh, you want the outro? I'm going to get you to my wife. I'm like that.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. All right. You try. Oh, you want the outro? Let me get the music. Like, yeah.

Yeah. All right. All right. And we are back live again here at Kansas City. We just completed another show. Chico Bean, you might stepping over here and let me get a quick interview. Hi, hey man, I've been keeping up with your season. You're having a great season here on the 85 South Show.

Just tell me what's going on, what was it like out there, what was the crowd like, where were you reading, where were your vibes out, what were you looking forward to, what were some of the calls you had to make, what were you doing out there? You know, I'd like to facilitate, so you know, I had to make sure that everything was in pocket. everything was in pocket, you know what I mean, and just make sure that, you know, when it was supposed to go left and went left and we're supposed to go right and right. Sometimes we got to stay in the middle, but we always work and we're always rolling

forth, so we got to win, you got another devil with you, man, I'm just proud to be a part of the team. And I'm glad you said the word facilitator because you're known for being one of the greatest bullshit facilitators in the game. How do you use your personal discretion to bring that here to be a great facilitator here on the 85 South Shore? It's all in the mind. You know what I mean? You got to make sure that you stay mentally prepared to be able to work. You know what I mean? and always be able to move forward, not backwards, you know what I'm saying. So that's the thing. You know, it's like what you do. I don't know exactly what that is, but you're doing it.

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