The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Ronnie Jordan in the Trap!

Episode Date: November 21, 2021

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and give you new insight on the people around you. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network. tune in on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Yeah, he had it on in a big picture y'all had. Like backstage it's like a big show. That's all we do over here try to support the homies. Appreciate it, man.

You had my shit on first, bro. I got an old old picture with Loswood a black. Bless damn shit on. I was there in the beginning. Man. What y'all don't know is me and running. Jordan got a pilot. Oh, we do.

We do. Man, even before it was an 85 South Show, man, Ronnie Jordan was putting some media together, man, because we knew the streets needed some. You knew the shit was coming. You gotta do something on your own. And if we got this new Channel 85, we might bring this shit back and just drop it

for the real people who fuck with us anyway. Come on, dog. Yeah. Come on, dog. I think we got too high on it. We got real high on. Because I mean, by the time we got to the last shit, I saw you bring yourself.

You got it. You got it. You had one of my lighters. You could not a little wee, be ready to fall. And so when you lighted, he'd be like, he'd come a little fireball. That was to remind me that he had my lighter. Then what mine can claim, gave it to me.

Mine say, get lit. Yeah, this ain't dead. That's my lie, that gave Clayton. You need one? I wouldn't. There's a call me a light of thief. Just a flick. I got no, I got one more.

To give it to me, like, what? You want all my lighten down. Give it to me, that one. I got one left. I got one left. I'm a fine. Let me see it. Look, it y' old.

No, it ain't, man. No, that's mine. I gave it to me. Oh, okay. I don't know. You know, the family that smoked together, tell jokes together. My bud. I see you tried to sneak in with that little piece of my boy. This we got turtural fan pizza.

What I'm talking here real light with all the boxes. But I see you, my boy. You came in with a personal. I don't bring you one of them, one of them, uh, one of them, uh, Paul, beef. Beef. Beef. Yeah, you made beef, motherfucker.

You see, don't really know Javier like that. Huh. You really, you really, you really, you really. You know Javier Hamburger? What black with a Mexican name? How you do that? Hey, DC. My name, Javier.

You ain't gonna believe this shit, bro. What, black? Your nigga hands like baby hands, bro. You got monkey hands, man. No bullshit, hey. No bullshit. Hey, man, death that nigga up. That nigga got hands like an infant, man.

Hey, but DC, that nigga cold and fuck. I don't know how he'd be getting shit done. They got rancatine hands. Hey, man, death that nigg, man. Dap that nigga, man, I'm telling you, that nigg got hands like a baby foot. Yeah, I can grab a single dollar bill. Yeah, I can go get it.

Yeah, I can get me a single dollar bill, man. Do you see that nigga COVID? Yeah, got that little ice cream school. What my shit is? This ain't, this ain't, ah, I can't eat in my way. You know pepperoni pork, my wife. For those who ain't no pepperoni will part in part my wife. Who fuck don't know that?

A lot of food. There's somebody out there, I thought it was pebble. I thought it was pebble. I thought it was made out of pebble. Bro, they don't teach you where pepperona come from? No, it's been. Come on, this is it. You know how I know it's been?

Because they make turkey pepperoni at the grocery store. I ain't know pepper. Remember, you told me pepperoni were poor. I ain't know that. I spent a lot of time working at Domino. Shout out the Domino's, man, forever. My plug. Domino.

They don't have to pay me for nothing. Don't eat it if you don't want it, D.C. don't do it like that. You keep getting disappointed. Every time you open this box. Bring him another one. God damn it. It's hot. He ain't got no playing beat?

Until we get it right. This is hot my regular day. Yeah, it's cool. I'm good right now. I get it. You want hamburger on your pieces. That's what you got to say. Y'all only have no cheese piece up.

Give DC some cheese, man. I can't eat that pork, motherfucker. You got to say you want hamburger. If I eat some pork right now, y'all might be called Hamilton. Oh, B sauces, man. If I eat some pizza, man. If I eat pork, my wheel around here so well. You don't like you too good to eat around.

If I eat some pork my wheel to come. Everybody got a beef bread. I don't want to eat around you guys, man. Give me that pepper on a piece, man. I'm out of here, man. We might have got this pieces just because we knew you was coming and you letting us down by not eating nothing. If anybody was cooking anything, I know you're trying to do something. I'm gonna feel offended.

D.C. don't eat pork no more. I'm like, yeah, man, you know, that's some pork in now. Hey, that shit looks like it's hit. That shit. That's what a lot. D.C., let me get one of them. That looked like this shit. Now, no, G.

Hold on, my father. You know, it's pork cheese. Oh, I don't want everything. I like the list, like. They do little slashes, they be thinking about me. You got to put the pepper flakes on that. But I want you to get the box, my boy. Come on, I want to try to get them.

You're going to let that big go. Look, I thought he were going to grab the whole thing. That's been holding up with two fingers. Come on, man. I got you. Come on. My boy. Stop.

I thought you were going to get it. I got it. Oh, the whole box? Yeah. No, I don't want to do it. My doctor called up here. Okay. Like, you're doing it.

Mm-hmm. You don't want to just take you. You just go get a slight evening here. You can hand it back off cooking. I got my pizza to get cold. Look, my little pieces is over. I don't want to bite it. I don't want to bite my little cheese pizza.

You used to keep the sleepover lit. I can tell. Oh, you missed the lad conversation. Oh. Black pie with Al. Shit were crazy. I was real. I definitely was real.

It was lit. This was when it came in handy. They would have been hungry at the Black Five Wilde. I feel like I got a college credit. Mm-hmm. You went to college, though? I did. Did you finish?

No, I did not. What happened? Tell me I'm not. Started comedy, man, left that, motherfucker. Started at Uptown. Peace Treat. You love college to do comedy? Yeah?

What year? This is all my song. What was you doing comedy? In, where you was in Athens? I was at West Georgia. Oh, where you were doing company at? It was dry all the way to Uptown. So you were coming to, you were doing it in Atlanta.

In Atlanta, all the way to Carrollton, and in the 83 money collar with the den on the dough. Selling mid. I got a pound of me in the hub cap just all the way dirty, terrible. Why you put in the hub cap? I don't know, I didn't know how to, there ain't no cartel moves, how to squash. You weren't scared that they were gonna fall out on the spreadwell, huh?

It stayed on that pretty good. I did it once. I was like, this wasn't supposed. Right. Because it was in the croak bag, too. I was like, yeah, your shit, bro. One pot hole, that's shit in the big. Oh, well.

Old pound down the street. It wasn't one half-hand crackhead in my... Oh. Ooh, my boy. Just when your thing's over, it just start. Nah, no, no, I know I owe you. But wait till you see what I got. Wait, I ain't gonna know.

Don't get nobody. It's raw hand. 30 pound of music you can get up. You can get another ticket. Fucking them up. What year? You said it was, 03? No, it wasn't.

This was like 01, thing. 01. Yeah, this was like, I was at the club with 9-11 hit. I was at Uptown. Like, they after that. Everybody had 9-11 jokes immediately. Oh. Immediately.

No way. Immediately. About a couple weeks after that, but it was that era. In a career ain't go far. No, it's a lot of them you ain't heard of no more. Some of them are still around. Benj Brown's still around. He used to sell that bitch out.

Had the nigs on step, paying $100 sit on DJ Booth steps. Yeah. Go on stupid like that. Benj Brown should go crazy, boy. The whole BMF being that bitch, like Beach, all them for real. Nick might have a whole pit bull in the club. All this shit, just for Benji Brown. Like, niggins.

You going stupid now on the tour. Oh, Benji Brown shit used to be crazy, man. Oh, yeah. With his night, he hosted it? Yeah, improv. Man, that shit was Miami Vice Knights, nigg. He was like, dope. boy prong. That's the accurate. It might be a rose where it's like touching the

dope. You'd be like damn bro can you just back up off the door so people go off? Yeah. Nah, I just bought it. You can't be in the front row if you ain't got no grill. Ooh. I'm gonna cap. Stupid rich niggas. With grills in Miami. Oh. Stupid rich niggas. Say what? With the grills in Miami. Yeah. Then we're gonna be high as fucking here again. Right. We're running their back. I'm in here like, I'm eating pizza off camera.

Fuck it, bro. I'm talking about you ate the whole thing too. Like, you're at the end. Crumbs on your titty and everything. Everything like it. I want to do the sweatshirt. You know, no justice without no crumb. You got crumbs on his titty, yeah.

Please don't do that, because they've been calling me tities in the building since that one. Oh, man. I could be with my kids. No. You know, you know that what you're in. That's the one that got famous. You know that's what got famous,

but you had your own titties on, though. Niggie don't know. Yeah, that's fucking niggins with titties. You know what's crazy though, man? It's like we'd be sitting here and we just be talking shit. But we'll go do a show and then people hear us like teachers and shit, be like, y'all ain't say titties in the building. They were waiting on it.

You're corporate people, can't wait to hear that shit. I have my tetties out just for you to say titty. It was a show, I think what the last with big had a big-ass tits. She was like, uh-oh. Hey, that motherfucker was hitting, boy. I'm like, what do you want me to say, ma'am? Like, that is a charge. I feel like the more we talk about tithers on the show,

the bigger they get at the show. It's like every show. They want to sit in front row. Tits than the last show. But we need somebody with the biggest tits to come front row, too. Just bring them juicy wapples. You remember the ones when we was at the comedy zone? Who?

That girl that had them tits bigger than you and Chico hid. Uh-huh, and I had to go from me. I don't think nobody impressed me except for that's a woman. Oh, Tammie, yeah, yeah, Florida. What happened with Tammie? Shut out to Tammie. Tammie, a brick house that you don't know nothing about. I ain't never seen a woman that bad.

That was fun. That was true. That was a real woman like in on 40, nigga. No, she was 50 or something. Fitting something? I'm talking about real woman, real style y'all. Give me these bitch a hair. Fogging them up.

Pressure. You just hope that coochie shave and it smells good. Shut up. You're like, I just got one last step, Tammy. I just hope it's, you know, I just hope it's good. Right. You know, put my leg down. Flag it.

Got to take one for the team. Some of these coaches is broke. Yeah, toe down. We shouldn't highlight them, though, because I feel like it's more of them that smell good than smell bad. It do, it do. But I do want ladies to know that we do think about that too, like how they think about us, like how they hope.

We hope they wish is big, we hope y'all should smell good. Yeah. We hoping too. We'd be like, ah. Oh, that big coo smell good. That's the difference. Some of them actually smell good, though. Like, it's like, it's like,

oh, what's that? Pousse. You got that new car smell. You're like, is that apricot? Yeah. And then some of them don't handle this, man. Then some of them be like, what was that?

Mm-hmm. See, I'm like, like, like, pussy smells. I'm like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, Pussy connoisseur like with colognes and shit. I could tell what a bit been, just off of her. You saying she got that fall pussy?

I could just tell like, hold up. He was on to the stove. Tastes that shit like wine. Mm-hmm, I'm like, that smell like two o'clock. Switch the pussy around. That two o'clock right now. What you mean? It's seven.

You went outside of that, too. You was on elliptical, one year. I feel like it's in. You're jogging. It steams to the left. It's important for us to talk about pussy on damn that every episode. No. There's not a lot of platforms that black men get to speak on out.

So can you say we OBG YN? No. And just let them know how much we love. We just fans. Just Pussy appreciation. Right. It's not just the person. Right.

We're not trying to sexualize. We're just trying to appreciate. The lip got cheek balls. You're like, ooh. Bagina Gratitude. Got the cheek balls. They're probably going to attack us because we should appreciate the owner. We appreciate the owners of pusset moor.

And we do. We don't separate it. You can. Sometimes you want to. Sometimes the owner ain't shit, but that pussy. We ain't got no goddamn, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no C line back there, dude. Y'all heard that shit, bud? That dick is it, mm-hmm.

Get that shit touched his soul. Oh no, that was a, that was an animal or what, but? That shit touched his spirit. We got white water back there. What they had going on? You see what I said? When you talk about real shit, it touch people in different ways, man.

It's like, when I said we want to show pussy appreciation. A young man, he hasn't heard those words put together like that. He was like, choked on a pepperoni. That's right. See, was it allowed. That was for real. With my blunt tend to go.

We had a blunt. You got me on. I thought you had me on deck. Y'all out? Y'all out? Y'all out? Y'all gonna learn about you. Blunt tender!

You need a bad one? You gonna learn about it? That's a pre-road. Oh, no. I don't smoke them. Hello. That's his blunt tender. Yeah, that's my guy.

Oh, that's your shit? Yeah, that's my dude. That's your dude. That's your nigga who rolled up your personal weed? Nah, no, no, he just be having that pack, and he had some pre-roads. He got some pre-roads. Yeah. I don't smoke nobody pre-rolled.

With the wood tippin. Give me the bud. You know what it's time to say? Welcome back to the 85 South Show. Listen, game, smoke y'all meat. Only smoke pre-roads from people that you know and trust. That was a lesson. And we're over here, the 85 South Show.

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You see that we are practicing socially distant smoking in here. Nobody has passed anything. And we are all grown and everybody's responsible for their own wheat. If you get too high, that is on you. And this message comes from Carlos Miller and doesn't affect the views of opinion, or in opinions of any of my affiliates and associates. Thank you.

You see how socially responsible that was? That was very responsible. I was just letting y'all know that I got range. Like a motherfucking stove, Nick. That's facts. You get it? I had me the bud. Yeah, smoke like you've been smoking.

Shit been so rough, man. You gotta smoke with people that you care about, man. You gotta let motherfuckers know that they all appreciate it. Your holidays and shit is coming up. Don't be going over them people house without no weed. Come on, man. Don't be the nigger that just be the grab a blonde-eyed nigga, the passenger, nits your ass out.

You don't even know, I hate no nigga. We're trying to take two. I take that. And I feel like it's important to say now. Make sure you got enough that's going to last you because you can't call the weed man on a holiday, Thanksgiving and Eve and shit. Go on hand and grab you some.

Don't call him for too much that he know that you don't get now. He's going to think you're trying to do something. You know you got family in town. You ain't never got no ounce and you only got three five. What you need an ounce for, my boy? Some people can get a half out. Don't do too much. Some people don't do the holiday try to smoke out and get it before like you said.

Let him know. You don't get your shit before. You don't get this much. Be like, look, I know I don't get this much. Right. I got people that. Acknowledge that you get in a little more. I'm going to put you on some old people, my boy.

Right. Push on with that pack. Just don't be like, bring an ounce. He's gonna be like, I'm gonna call you back. And if you that cousin that rode them ugly as blunts, let somebody else roll this. And if you still smoke, man, stay in the car. You're all right.

This ain't in the car. I ain't saying, don't smoke your shit, but smoke your shit in your car. Don't get out of the barbecue. Don't do none of that. Stop talking about other people that smoking that other shit. If you got some of it, smoke that by yourself. Smoking at home before you get there.

Shamefully. In the closet, nigga. Go and get in the shower with the lights off. What did you say? Smoke that bitch. You said he'd be smoking. You said he'd be smoking. My dad be trying to smoke the loud pack on Thanksgiving.

He'd be choking like a motherfucker. You want to be choking all the house. Y'all got that stamp. Y'all got that D.O. That prime time. Is this thing crying and shit? Daddy, give me this back. Don't leave it with me.

with me. Oh, I'm good on that. My uncle still smoke mid. Who's selling me? Who got he looked at you like you don't want to hit the blunt? I'd be like, huh. He'd be like, he'd be like, nah, that ain't what I want. This ain't what you be doing. I told you before if motherfuckin sell me, he sell everything. He got cocaine in there for motion. He got every. He got every bag. He got pit bulls and everything. What you want? What you need? Excessy. Got it. Well, my God. I got it. Got it. I got it. You won't lean, I got it. They ain't got no mid, do you?

I got four different kinds of me. He's a mid tender, he got a mid tenter. You want mead, mid, you want some straight men, or you want some gazed meat, or you want some gase to me. I got some smoking-ass mid, too. Look like gads. Diggins be buying like a gad, too. I feel it for gas sometimes.

Airpack. That's really airbag. It's smoke, but. God, that's CBD. Oh. That's that CBD. Have you ever had a comedian give you some bullshit weedin' phone? What?

Oh man, me and Clayton can tell you stories. When we first started coming around the comedy circle, how everybody had the bullshit, this weed, and they were always, the worst. I want you to roll it up for them, and you'd be like, for what? And go ahead and roll that, and they do it to you. Like, they did do you something, too. Go ahead, row that up.

The biggest bad of me. Man, it's a worm in here. Alright. He got a bag it in it. Watch this. You know who used to have the biggest bags of mid? Who? Tyler Craig.

Not the best piece of my dog. Tyler Craig would have a bag of mid that was at least an ounce and a half. More crazy. Where did you get all this free weed from? That was OG too. I came front. We had this one nigga. He was the best weed man we ever had.

He used to pull up with some of the best me in this city. Get an ounce of this shit. Don't give me wrong with him in now. That threat. It was all the chain, that popcorn. I won't say it on me. It was a whole legend. It was a whole era.

What's crazy? So popcorn made, it was an era. Come on. Morris Park. Okay. Oh. I had some good media. I can't forget my red head.

My shit in red head. And, uh... God damn, I can't even think of it. That's the only reason I saw it. Higri Lake. I'm not like that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't do it.

Y'all get the nigga all fucked up on Higgen. Nah, it ain't that no more. That shit is a bluer. He's like, yep. We were out here in Hickory Lane, no. Hickory Lake, that was the most ghetto shit ever. We only talk about shit that don't exist no more. Yeah.

He's gone. Niggins, you remember Hula Head? Remember the time we went to Benigan? They're going to pull up the Hickory Lake and be like, you mean metal lawn lane? There's no mid over here. I remember, but niggas don't understand that summertime smoking their mid in the summertime, but you're a kid. You're a kid.

You got him the other day, I mean, you just to bring it all the way to the city to get some perp. Yeah. You remember when you was transitioning from me and two perp, though? Did you all go a little bit of gas, man. Well, no matter what happened during my day, I knew I had enough to drive a 3-5. I might not go get a 3-5, but I always had some money to the time. You sprinkle that, you sprinkle that pressure inside that little mid, though. You'll put that little per-in-all-a-mile-blent.

Stretch it out. Mild and a loud-blunt. Oh, man. It's a mild-blunt. What kind of blunt is there, a mile-blunt. Got a lot of mile and light of meat. We'd have some good time smoking weed, man. I remember, boy, ooh.

Don't mean you said me to shape and fit it off. Come on, man. And now, I'll be like, I don't know if it was rapid food or not. No, houses was legit. Did you remember? I don't remember. I know it was weed and but I was like, I sent some rabbit food and I was like, hmm, I seen that too.

Boy, that's when you're scraping the bottom of your hustle when you got to sell that shape. But the shake is good if you make edibles. The shake is good if you make edibles. My wife made them. You got to keep in mind this before. I'm talking about loud shake. You got that shake from that pound in one time?

Me and shake was like. And we just kept passing that bit. That shit was like really. It was like the inside pencil shovel. This is a crazy part though. Like he said, man, this nigga had about, we probably had about a pounded and a half a shake

in a big ass bag. It took us all some of the smoke that shit. And we got it for like, maybe $200? Yeah, dude, it just saw it up and the bag was like it was one of them zips and it was all the shake that was left from like, I don't know what it was. It's probably like two pounds, I don't know.

It was a lot. It was a lot. John, I remember when a quarter pound came and a quarter pound start being 250. Quarter pound of the mid were two fifth. Yeah, that's 50. Oh, man. We were in practice and smoking.

We were getting ready for this time. We were getting ready for this. Yeah, I think this is a different era though. The apples are how you're sitting down. I'm about to say this to the camera. If your first QP didn't come in a Dollar General bag wrapped up, right. Don't talk, a yellow one.

Don't talk to me. Don't talk to me, bro. It was pressed down hard and shit. You had to break it up, man. Them me, them seeds and sticks. And he had no calling I had my first cute. Shit. Why is always the nigga that was like two grades behind you?

I'm holding away like that. Hello, DC. Why is always the nigga who were like two grades behind you that sold you the best pound. It was always a younger nigger. It was all with a younger. I ain't gonna cap, but the best pounds you ever bought was from the nigga two grades behind you.

Ain't any old cap. I had to pay his ass every time too. I got my power from a manager at work at TGI Friday's, a gym. Why are you doing this? You got benefits. Well, I'm in one restaurant. I used to sell weed to the whole restaurant.

I used to pull it to the drive-through, act like I was getting food, Yeah, put the bag out like it's the wrong meal. I put the bag back through the one. It'd be a whole salmon. That's a life hack. If you ever need drugs at a time, you don't care. Oh, oh, a whole something that big.

It's a whole something bad. You ever need some weed. It's really like, every restaurant got some weed. Every restaurant got some weed. Every strip club got some weed in a restaurant. The street club, the weed goes up times two. It's like a stop market. I don't know what the fuck goes on.

In the club, this shit ain't screen purse. I got some gas. I got gas. He got a $7,000. $4,000. What you mean, man, you go either look at niggas or smoke, my boy. Half a half ounce, that'd be $15 for you. This nigga got cocaine prices.

What the fuck is it? When I went to the D-R, a nigger was selling the goddamn... Oh, they'd be having some trash, goddamn. No, this nigger had some good gas out there, bit. We'll tell you why I got some good at, but I don't want nobody to know. I guess he had came out there just to sell gas. That nigga was taxing like a motherfucker. Because they got some bullshit every time.

Niggia really said you about... Say you about three grand. About... No, it was about 60. 60. That's $1,000. Mm-mm. That one, you wouldn't get your...

They were short, though. Oh, okay. It was just about... It was like... Two-five. They were about two seven. He's like, nigger, what are you gonna find any more with you? And then it was like...

Then it was like... It had to break up. Right. It was sticky, so you had to like... Yeah, so you really couldn't even get like... You couldn't get the real blood out there. This shit's skinned in here. The skill.

Yeah, yeah. 60 for the skilpy. For the skill. Yeah, they're not... Yeah, they together. The weed just touching. Oh. A little boulders.

They got no bones. They got low. It looked like ants on love. They look like... You got raisins. You got raisins on a carrot. Niggins on a carrot. Nika, that what it looked like.

But there was some... Yeah, bitch. For real. Hey. I fuck with it. Shout out to whoever that dude. What about the resort, negative, act like he fin to sell you some gas

and it is not gas, like, especially like Jamaica and shit, someone. Let me see where I went to. The resort name was like, mine. Ooh, somebody gave me some trash. I want to see Bahamas. They hype it up, though. I want to say Bahama.

I think I was in pre-pource. They hype. I got some music. I got some good at me with some more shit too. I don't want to say why I got some good at because I don't want folks know that they, they're trafficking in there. Your entire identity has been fabricated.

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I know. The weed in there. I don't know. I ain't know what. I only got weed in Georgia, man. What you talking about? I got some good weed in Germany. That's hard.

I can only for how weed in Georgia. I can tell a lot of shit. I say a lot of shit. I can only for I weed in George. We pulled up to the nigger house in Germany, that fucking rock, rock, right, jumped on the window. Like, on the glass of the car scared the shit that everybody in a big-ass, bro.

I do say in Germany. You don't say who's got trash weed, though. People have some trash weed, I'm sorry. Man, I couldn't help it. I was like, bro, I'm here for two days and I need something to smoke. I'm fend to be on this aisle and sober, my nigga. Hell, man, I don't get fucking this trash.

I'm feeling just be smoking trashed. I don't like when you go out there. Hey, bro, I swear that. Okay, I'll do it, mine. I didn't want to bring this thing. That shit was like the inside of fucking black at my eye, my nigga. That be the shit that they don't tell you about. When you go out the country to these nice little places

and then as soon as it get dog, ain't nobody in that bitch, except you. And the people who work at the hotel, you were like, what the fuck did everybody go? You'd be trying to smoke in the bad money. Hey, what's the same time? Everybody. That shit don't need probably like how you would think

unless there's some shit going on. Same time. Everybody go to sleep at 9 30. Quiet. 9.30. Man, you go outside, nigga. Hey, man, you make a noise. You make a noise.

It's the middle of the night. You don't understand. You are outside. You are making noise. You are not. Don't lie, I like that type of shit. I hate that the resort when you got weed in the resort, and I hate it when you got weed in the resort,

and them old cougars that smoke be trying to fight. Hey, y'all, mate, you said in your jokes that you had some of that stuff. I'm like, bitch, if you don't get, you're making it hot. You know, you're making that hot. Man, they'd be ass the stupid shit. Why your wife here?

You ever be out, like, out the country or something, and you smell the strongest weeds you ever smell, and then you find out who got it. It's the weirdest motherfucker. that you never would have thought the nerdyers, junkie is looking like, man, what the fuck is you smoking on? Oh, this is some pineapple express, man. My dude, Scooby Grill's.

Dude, I can fucking hook you up if you watch something, man. And he always got a weird-ass girlfriend with like two dreadlocks and shit. That'd be purple. Man. You can tell and do a milk by the way of tea right now. Like they are in love love. You guys gonna do some daps? That's the next shit.

Dude, we brought, like, I got a dab brick, bro. Man, because we're gonna be here for, for like seven days and we smoked smoke if you want to like score some weed man I'll give you some scores he just got that little patch right there about scores hey yeah I want to score the weed bud I heard you were trying to score not anymore man bro I don't want to score so you guys trying to score some weed you guys need pots still they will say that you guys they're looking at me a big guy I smell you a big guy you got it I know white people laugh at black people like me like whatever we think

is the hardest shit. They got some weed. That's hitting her way hard. That will tickle the bottom of your feet. I'm talking about you will actually be laughing like you ticklish. Like, Randy, what the fucking weed? What you're smoking, man?

Dude, what's your favorite weed? You know there's a whole dab community. They look at this shit. They hate flour. They're like, dude. You got to put some shatter on there, man. Fucking light your reg. Those people are going to be wheeling around

one of them fucking tanks later on. That's a science experiment. And them people are on cocaine. I only do flowers. You did cracker fire weeds and it's too much of that. Cool little novelty, but to be only hitting that. You're like, then they get your class. The library hasn't come from this.

Hold up, man. Did I even tell them running Jordan, is it? No, you did. Welcome back to the 85 South Show. We are too hot. We too high. We too high in this bitch, because we too hot.

I could have sworn we did the intro and every motherfucking thing and they're probably sitting there wondering why we got all this dope. as blessed A.L. merch all around. My dog, you know him and you love him. He likes smoking weed and buying joys, my nigger. Ronnie George, morning coach, let's go.

Bless A.L that that man is at the dome, NWT. Yes, sir, man. Come on, man. One of the funniest niggas in the comedy game, and I don't give a fuck with nobody to say, bro. My nigga. Man, appreciate, nigger, come on, dog. My nigg.

One of the niggins who was already getting it. One of the niggins who was already getting it when I was down here trying to get it, man. This is a big getting money. One of the people you seen on TV that was around your age when it was like, it wasn't a lot of influx and young comedian on the scene. Everybody was suited and booted. They were older and mature. And, you know, they had been added a while and he wasn't seeing. They need to be so serious in the little pre-production meeting. I'm like, boy, where the craft service is at, bye.

Yeah, around to come. Yeah, yeah. Appreciate it, man. I got a lot of shit early, man, but just stay around is a whole different thing. Everybody can be hot, but to kick it, man, I just celebrated my 20th year doing comedy, man. Let's go. We're doing it, yeah. I started, I dragged out of college and went straight to Uptown, man.

I ain't looked back since. I got on Comic View after about eight months, man, and got them kept pushing. How was your dropout? When you knew the dropout? I was already on academic probation. them probation, so I'm like, I'm just really living up hill. Yeah, I dropped out. I didn't drop, I didn't live in comedy.

I just dropped out, and then I was like, I don't know, I guess I got to tell some of the juice. I don't know. I'm tell you, ain't nothing like a boo, and then you gotta drive back to Carroll, Georgia, nigga, with the transmission shaking and shit. You're like, diggy, dig in that? Where are you shaking, the third or the poor?

That my fucking third. Ooh, that I'm getting up. Can you get paid 88? Shit. No car can tell what kind of mood you in. They can let you be going through some shit. That bitch is gonna be a rough. ride, nigga.

Come on, man. You just ripped that bitch, that bitch's gonna float home. That bitch ain't never drove me. It's smooth. Wow. You buying fan belt. This is nice. How's your neighbor?

Check engine light. Check engine light. It's headlight won't go off when you get home. Hell yeah. Battery craven. Your car ever did this dumb-ass shit? You get out, you try to close the door. That bitch just won't close.

Man, yeah, my son do that dumb shit. He'll hit the thing on there and be like, what did I do? I'm sorry, Dad. And they won't close. Y'all ain't never kept me. on for real, like, you ain't even know you just trying to get out the car. You're like, ha.

Don't get your shit out of yourself. Get your guy up through me. I'm gonna take this on all. The seatbelt only work if you go fast. Shout out to the fat niggas. If you get them slow to seebell. Fat niggins don't want a seatbelt. Most of the time you don't, unless you got the car that's going to get rid of the

shit. Y'all didn't even hit that shit. Right of Jordan said fat niggins don't wear seat belt. Sometimes we do. Y'all don't know. If the car won't stop beepers, some niggas will be like, just, they'll wait. That bitch.

So you know what I want to say to that? I hope that all the car manufacturers stop making them seatbelts that's long as fuck fat niggas ain't wearing them anyway now that's a nigger that's my size with a saggy-ass seatbelt because they thought that niggins was going to wet them bids shout out to wear it right oh you just you just no I wear a seatbelt like he's a part of his life you got to wear that mung right like can't pull me talking shit uh well i usually say something about the seatbelt but see why you ain't got it on He's a big old boy. Hey, man, he's a big old boy. Oh, ain't nothing like to get cuffed and you can't fit in the back of the little,

you can't get to the back and come back a little bit. No. We're like, we ain't gonna baby get him in here. That's when the police have to start negotiating. All right, big boy, if I uncuff you, you're not gonna do nothing to me, all right? All right, get in there. Hey, I got a lot of on Martin Luther King Day one time. Man.

One, the white police be trying to be passing. I got a lot up in Sandersville. Hey, what you got going on, Big Daddy? Big Daddy. What's the words of fire? What did you get going on, Big Daddy? Where's the fire? Oh, you got a little slick nickname to call you and shit.

Yeah, yeah. Don't let them tell, don't let them ask you a question and you asked it directly, because my mom was a cop, so I answered exactly like they asked me. You got any weapons on you? Nope, you can get in the car. Hey man, you ain't tell me you had your firearm in the left box, man. I said, you asked me, you asked me, did I have a weapon on me, man?

No, no, no, don't tell the police too much shit, man. Don't, niggins be volunteering everything too fast. I mean, I see, I smoke in the car. Don't do that. So the last time I got pulled over, I just got out. I ain't, I ain't, I'm so real. I said, he's like, yo, I'm like, listen, listen, listen, listen. Don't do that.

I'm not running. not doing none of that shit, bro. I'm chilling. I'm gonna make this shit easy for you. I've been smoking and guns in the car and everything. Did you ever run that shit? Do what you got to do? You check the shit, make sure the shit's right.

He, go ahead. I had to put a whole, like, vice squad out on me one time, you know, my cops, man. It used to be in that van, boy that got them, that white van. The dope van. I had the van with the seats in it, the TVs, the shit.

But them niggas, we was coming from Georgia, going ahead of the upstate New York, I got Virginia, you know Virginia as soon as you crossed that motherfucking line, whip-whoop. He had the van you was trying to get. Right. Oh, you had the right one. He had the right one.

Oh, yeah. Who had the wrong one? You had the answer. You had the same. You had the same. You had an apartment. Stop staying at me. I got the same shit.

I had a moving apartment. You had a big one. You said you were in the big one. Oh, man. You had a big one. Oh, man. You had a big thing. No.

I had like, it was like a 97 and I put a new transmission. I don't know how you did me. I was, I was not eight. You, your shit was a friend. No, mine was all three. You had the big van. But I got mine from a dude who only drove it to.

I bought it from a dude who only drove it to Georgia, Florida games. That's it. It was like, man, my kids don't drive, ride them, dirt bikes no more. We're on, we don't take it down with Jacksonville. Man, I got to get me a Sprin. Man, I want a Sprin. I want a Sprin. Yeah, one of the motherfucking.

I had the police unscrewed all the shit in my band. You ever had him search your van? You ever had him search a van. Shut up. That's what, bro? We gotta get us a tour bus, man. Go ahead, bro. Yeah.

We definitely got to get one with our face on. People gonna think it's gonna be us in there. Why I see you down here on Marlou the King, why I'm in Michigan. We can put that on the tour bus. We're not in here. We're not in here. Y'all got a decoy.

You gotta have decor. You gotta have decor. Hey, they're in there. Tell them walk forward with 85 star, what? Tell them to come out. Like we're not in the cup How often do they want to roast? People want to roast every time they see?

It'd be like 5.30 in the morning. I'm about to start at, we gotta start a trucking company. That's ain't like the hot shit to do right now. That might be the one. A trucking cupboard lit. They got the shit. I fucked up at the ports though. Yeah.

Yeah, my homeboy, his truck comes taking a hit right now. Why? Picked shit up. They can't pick shit up. Ain't not going right now. And they ain't going. Yeah, shit stopped. Damn, man.

They ain't got enough of a bunch of shit. They ain't got enough. trucks they ain't got enough god damn chassis what kind of industry can we get in containers we got a whole talk they keep you keep stacking the money in your whole talk we're in the right industry we're in the right we're in the right entertainment going stupid right all right we might need to get into food at beverage motherfuckers stay home beverage I'm with an accessory hmm do what cannabis cannabis we smoke too much cannabis CBD oh my getting in Canada if I can

say a weed legally Man, I'm not sure if I ain't, y'all. Y'all don't understand, boy. You can. You can't. You can't. You can't do it. You got to be in the city.

We'd be hard, man. Legally? It's in the state that it's legal. I'm talking about. Come on. We need to. We need to move. No, he ain't got to move.

They do. You're talking about. See, I don't know. We ain't have to move. We don't have to move. You don't have to move. He got killed recently, did? Yeah.

No, he snicked. I said, who was a drug dealer who didn't snitch? Oh, he's a few of them. But check this out. Do we have to move? Meach. No. We don't.

Who, coming down here? No. You can sell it in another city and not be in that city. You got to get past a committee. You got to get on the way list and call money and do it all that shit, bro. No, no, no, no. And you got to present that shit.

There's ways around. You want to be the right way. You want to be the right way. But look, it'll be the right way. You want to be the right way. You don't want to be the right way. I mean, you already know they weren't for him to do some monkey shit. You do it direct way you don't never have to touch it.

All you gotta do is license. No, but I'm saying you still gotta get on the license and list. Oh, you said we should be selling leaves but not touching the week. Everything you do, we should sell it, bro. I think everything, they do. Come on with the people calling shit, sell it off. With the price for you and you, because you're on the bag. This all of us see him saying, like, you're moving out of that dead you, they get

your face at, Copy it and put it right. So get in the cannabis industry. Yeah, yeah, and let them do all the work. It's just put your face on it. This is my weed. I ain't smoking it. They got it, but they're mine.

Let me look at that thing and they're like, okay, what happened? Listen, remember when they copied your face? We got to get in some of this shit, man. Yeah, so yeah. Darren got his own weed, Big Baby Boy. G5. Hey, man.

Hey, well, I can't wait, man. Shout out to Big Baby. Shout out to Big Baby. Shout out to Zembrose. Shout to Zembrose. Shout to Zembrose. Black on weed company. They got some good ass.

Yeah, they'd be getting a strange. I'm not getting. Yeah, they got some good weed. Biola was crazy. Byola going, shh. Okay. Elmer's glue. Everybody got their own weed on.

Shut. Everybody just flip the script and come out with my own weed bags that got to have something to put it in right I was gonna come out with a read strand man I'm trying to get me a weed strand that what I'm gonna do we'll get us weed screen and we're gonna put it out and go crazy man y'all go smoke on that 85 salt man we're gonna change the name you know how you be talking about smoke on dead pound on all you know that stupid shit smoke on 85 salt yeah yeah make it cool smoke 85 south and then maybe you can get creative right come on your ass and then you'll be like This podcast is full. You smoke 85, y'all don't think it's, create your own podcast.

You'll fuck around and do me. Yeah. That's right. We read what they say about our shit. We waiting on their shit to drop so we could be going their comments and be like, wow. Why? One dimension.

Right. I'm going to just watch one episode and be like, I like their old shit better. Y'all need to keep it free. You know, people. Y'all need them, y'all need to be in the fans more. He's young. Oh, that's what, shit. Shandah, more than culture, man.

Y'all is- Sorry, I'm not 50. Y'all is direct inspiration for my brothers at more than culture, and all y'all did is the show, appreciate y'all coming by. I ain't right. You did it in the old studio. Say no more then. You got a classic episode. When we first started doing video, you was on that.

It was like 2017, man. You locked on there, man, came through, bro. Appreciate y' y'all, bro. We just do a new with them boys. Come on, I got big shit. That's old. Yeah, shout out the morning culture, man, Tyler Cronkos. Yeah, no, no.

Remo, Kamal. Yeah. Yes, sir. But y'all, but they say that shit about us. Y'all are trying to be like 85 side. Yes, they're rich. Yeah. Don't tell it.

Where are you doing that? I'm saying they're doing well. Yes. They're fucking directly copy. Yeah. Y'all trying to be like 85. You can't. When we wake up and come do this shit, bro.

They don't get paid to sit right here, but. Yeah. I said, y'all nigg don't sleep. I don't sleep. Yeah, man. Y'all nigg don't sleep. We do that shit. fun. Right. This is we just kicking it. I'm back hurt. These are people who don't understand.

I'm trying to stay alive out here in East Street. Right it's enough out here for everybody. What they're going to say when they see you on here then? I don't want to say a weed legally. Yeah, right. Oh, he know them for real? That's what I'm going to say oh he know them. Yeah. Yeah, I do know. You know. You've been on the old trap. Come on, man. You've been in the You know, the old trap, I was in the old trap. I was in the old trap. I was in the old trap.

We were calling it the old trap, before we actually got in the trap. But you know that shit is an art store now? Oh, I thought it was a paintball place. That bitch is an art store. I walked in that motherfucker, I was like, Dean, I don't even know. We used to be in there being wild.

Like, it's so much glittery. I'm like, hell no, boy. It's an art store. We used to be over here, nigger. Roaches. I'm like, nigger, we created roaches right here. I'm over here with paint brushes and shit. That's a manifestation.

We was in there creating art nice and art supply. Wow, that's bars. And the mind penetrates the building down to the foundation and it comes from the core. Right. And can I say this though? Y'all have definitely kept my career going because this, like I said, it's easy to be lit and, but to sustain, it's hard to do. And every time I came on here, I don't gain some people that like, nigger, I see your ass on 85 south. Tidies in the building.

Blah blah blah blah blah. You know, D.C. I had to call D.C. My nephew don't believe. Hey, nigga, D. You know what I'm saying? But y'all niggas really kept me in the game. Like, even, like, writer gigs,

niggas don't even know me. I got a writing job on the Drake and Future video. Life is good because, that nigga, 85 said hit you. So I'm like, yeah, for sure, for sure. Shit, like the most streamed goddamn video or some shit at one point, but, you know. Yeah, I sent that up.

Yeah, Carlos send the work, man. Appreciate y'all. Y'all always send the word. Y'all always look out. I look up, y'all wearing shit. So this shit is, like, contagious. That's what we try to do. We try to promote everybody.

I come on goddamn live and just talk to niggas that got their own. business, entrepreneur check-in'n, come on. Come on, come promote your business, nigga. Because if you ain't doing this shit in the pandemic, you ain't gonna do nothing. That's what it's all about, then. You ain't started.

You're watching, niggins. What type of niggas is you if you don't want to see your niggas win, man? You know what I'm saying? I got all my friends' businesses on my hoodie right now, nigger, all these shit black on, so. Talk to those shit, game. Yeah, shout out.

Yeah, I love the game bottle, shit. Come on, man. Nigger asked me the other day, he was like, hey, man, I just want to know. Am I missing someone on the game file? It's like, what is it? I'm like, it's just a line of endearment, and plus we get to change the perception.

Come on, man, I saw what you did. Gain violence is gang violence. If I call you gang violence, that means you got a brother for war. What's happening, game violence. Game violence, what's happening? Then they get to look at that crazy. It's like our own language.

Everybody got that language. You're like, no, no, no, tete, te. They don't know what that mean, but that mean, nigger get in the car. That was the most black crowd shit. We got to go. No, no, te tete, te. If you get that shit, no, get in the car, we got to go.

That shit is appropriator proof. Oh, that's it. They're gonna try to figure out this is doing TikTok. So this is how you do the gang violence? The gang violence challenge. DCM-Fi made it famous. It's when black people see each other. Gang violence.

What's up, gang violence? When you dab each other, do you say, word. Word. No the fuck you don't. Do the TikTok video. Just send it to send it to do. How does better people go do it? Gang Valencia.

Oh, yeah. I got one for them too. Gang, Valencia, gang, Valencia. You're like, what's up, gang, Valencia? Got one for all my boys. Appreciate them, real shit. Call my peanut, my partner, a Fulente. Fuliente.

Fuliente? Yes, so. Nika, Newface is everywhere. Got there. Newface always be here, man. Newface is everywhere. I don't understand. I seen Newface at a concert in Milwaukee.

So what's up, D.C.? No, he was like front row and you know how like he got so close, like he could touch people. Like he gets closed just so he can touch people. So when I walk about he like, hey nigger, I was like, he like, new face. I was like, nigger, move back. It's too new face.

Why you is, how you is crazy? He's like, too new face everywhere. I'm like, boy, you is robin. I don't understand how he keep up with all the shit that's going on. Bro, for something you know. Somebody who's musically inclined, bro, I really like admire that shit. that shit, though, to be honest, like, his music catalog, like, in his brain, brus, like. I told him.

And then he got proof. He, like, I'll show you some shit. You don't like music. He's like, he a nigga that like music. Like, you don't like music. Let me show you why I can tell you don't like music. You don't have this. You don't have this?

You ain't got this? You ain't going to here to get this. Newface will open up the motherfucking CD and be like, yeah, Gary Johnson. He lives in Atlanta. That's my girl's brother's godfather. I had lunch with him yesterday. I was like, what the fuck? The nigger got the most details stuff.

Newface got my old comedy CD from old uptown. I got a football jersey on the front of that bitch like this, nigga. He was like, I got the first one of the gym. Bro, I feel like he should open up a museum because he has a little bit of culture with him. He got a lot of shit. If you thought, he got your start-up. He's the way you at. He got your start-up.

He come in here and show you some shit when you be like, damn, my man. I ain't seen this shit anymore. Newface knew everybody before anybody was somebody. Newfay's got pictures of me getting my jacket signed by Big Giff at Charles Studio. And I was in there business like, Nick, goodie mom, Nick. And he got your jacket. He got, no. No, he got the jacket.

That's how I can't think. Like, how did he get your jacket? No, he got a picture of him signing my jacket. He got a picture of him signing my jacket. That shit dope because somebody stole the goddamn jack. I think it's a big girl running around here. Newface got the jacket. Newface got the jacket.

It was in my car, I got this jacket. He's like, I got this jacket. My car took a sign for you. Oh, man. And I took a picture of you when you had it signed. This is yours. Yeah, but it's mine. It's mine.

It's with me. And he slipped with Nintendo cartridges around him and shit at night. He stack them up like Domino. That's my dog. He got everything. That's how you know when Brazil is in town. You'd be like, oh shit, they're going to biddy to butcher.

He don't even be, what you call it? He don't even be behind the scene. No, he's there. This nigga be behind the steerwheel of the tour box. Hey, man, you know. And then he's going to pull out something obscure. Hey, Rayquine, he'll go a purple tape, actually. This is your purple tape.

He was like, in the game, bro. And he reminded them of when they signed that. You remember, it was August 3rd, 2003. You had on the orange. I had on the jersey. And you just cussed somebody out. You were like, fuck them. But I came in, I was like, hey, you're a great artist.

and you signed that motherfucking for them Yeah, I got to appreciate Newface, y'all. Yeah, he showed up, man. The same little, y'all be showing to my man, Nordwar.

Yes. Yes. No, what the fucking is. He's not a racist. He's no. He knows everything. He knows every fact about you. Newface is the goat for this shit.

He literally can't open up a museum and a nigga would want to go to it. He'd be like, bro, bro, got so much nostalgia shit. I think the rappers may start reaching out to them to them to make sure

they get some shit to them, man, so he can. And like the DEWE, when they be going back, finding four, we got old and the star of the shit if they shit, they'd be paying them four for it. So they need to do some hip hop shit for that shit. Everybody ain't gonna get to our song. That's great.

But I guarantee you, everybody on a song that he fucked with. I bet he got some shit for him. Yeah, yeah, I bet. I just want them do some regular, like Atlanta. I want to see some Rahim the Dream or Kilo on a song. Like, we gotta get Rahim the Dream on him. We definitely do. He said he's gonna come on here, man.

Need to come on, man. No, that one. Everybody be saying they're gonna come, but they be waiting. They'd be like, hold on, man, I got to finish. I get them as I get back out. They'll be scared. Now let me know what we're going to say.

Man, I fuck with you. I appreciate it. I don't, Kim. Shit. I just did my one hour special, too, man. This is we got to go, man. Pop yo shit! Unpredicted sex on the effort, right?

Yeah, let's go. Clay did the last shit, but this year, they gave niggas the hour. So it was like, you know, you're busy. You call me like six days out. You got an hour? Yes, I do. Oh, I leave D.C. Three time.

That's three time, my bad. My bad. My bad guy. God damn. Gracious, gang violence. Thank you. Gang Melentio. Shit.

Gang of Juliente. Fuliette. Yeah, man, but shit, I just shot it. I shot it right after came on stage shit. But what can they get these dope-ass hoodies and all this merchant? Official blessed a.f.com, man. Go there and get your shits together. But they've been stealing the hell out there.

They've been A-Fing a lot of things. I didn't make it up. God damn it, baby. I said yoga, A-F. Yeah, it's the way. white soccer moms that'd be appropriate in my shit, but when I go look at they page, the shit ugly. You ever see somebody try to jack your design?

Like, that didn't even fly. What you mean you see them try to? Man, y'all see niggins try to copy shit. Everybody who got some shit, shit, look like got this time on. Come on, man, like. Like, I got a Braves jersey. I don't even wear it out because I'm like,

wait a minute, make sure. You know what I'm saying? But I want 85 South Braves jersey. Y'all first, I got the first. You got to make you. I think I. I got the first big knick of you y'all made, though. I got the first one, I think.

First press run. We got some shit coming. We ain't told nobody what we're in the lap cooking up. We got to make you on. We got all kinds of shit on the way. That's how my auntie talked to me right before she feed me. She'd be like, you're hungry. Boo, you just talk shit.

I'm going ahead and spill the beans like that. I got some wave caps coming out for newborn baby. The lady, how that's going to be in the soft spot. Protect the soft spot. Yes, that's what they call. They can't take it. They got to be one and can't take off. That's the name of soft spots.

Come on, man, soft spots. They're gonna say it. I know. You don't tie them up tight, they're elastic, so it fit down. Like a little, like a swim cap. Right, yeah. Maybe they're like, you're back.

Even for little girls, it's gonna lay the edges all the way down. Come on, come in the world with edges. Start how you want to finish. It ain't gonna feel like church socks is. They're gonna make that shit smooth and silk. But it is kind of like a church sock material. Ooh.

But then if they like lay their head on the pillow They might, like, rub. No. They're gonna become, you shake my baby head ugly. No, but what it does does, it helps me. It might be tender. It can't be. That's what I'm saying, the elastic,

that's what, like, that church sock where it's like. It's tight, but it's not. Like, like, too tight. Like, like, it's not. I'm working on a lot of shit. You got tired? No, it slip on. It looks tired, but it slip on.

That's she gonna go. She's gonna hit, and she'll hit it. And it's gonna help those little houses and she'll be in by Elon Musk. Right. She's gonna be at the buy Elon Musk. They're in all the hospitals in the Northeast. Right.

That ain't, how he made it money? He made it money on baby wave caps. I'm gonna get some technical shit. He made a fortune off baby wave caps. I'm gonna get to some technical shit like something that can stop like, ingrown toenails or shit. They got the ingrown toenails fix the shit that you twist down. They got one.

What the fuck that man? Like you sit the shit on there and then you twist and then the shit of pushing in the front. Ooh, that shit don't sound like it's comfortable. Yeah, they got one. I had to get my ear. grown toenail taking out at Grady one time and the nigger the doctor used my toenail clip I said nigger no why you had to go to grader my boy my she had got I

was like 10 or 12 I she had got it my foot had swell up and had an ingrown toenail and we waited in the merchant really shot me in the toe with a needle yeah I went through that too he was like snatching that motherfucker out both my mama ran over this foot and I had ingrown toenail on this shit yeah Trump your mom ran over your foot bro whole toenail came on you ever seen on your mid toe yeah that the car accident yeah Damn his skin. Oh, the toe there come out. Do you see the toe there come out?

You like, dad. He didn't have a little shit. He just loves him too near. No, he broke his toe. And the shit came through the toe. Oh, damn, bro. I want my partner to shoe. They got never get some horatches.

I thought I would clean, but that nigger feet stank so the shoes stain. But I ain't given for, I still wore the horatchett, though. I remember I was smelling them before I put them out. I was like, damn. Man, I don't think I need to put these on my feet, but I'm like, boy, if you're ready to harassing, you're gonna get the bitches tomorrow. I'm like, fuck you.

Now put the bitches on my feet, boy, one day, whole toenail came on. Day green, nigga. Straight fungus, man. Straight fungus, man. That one fucking shoot kemp the toenail. Don't stop playing, man. One day, my boy.

We went on the field, and I knew I was out. And then I went to the school, I went to school, I was getting all the coming in. Oh, dude, you got on that. her ratches. I'm like, yeah, but dude, these bitch is stank, ooh. And they ain't hurt. Stank and they hurt, my nigga, I swear my whole toenail came on. Damn, my boy.

Stank so bad, they hurt. I cried on the field trip. You know how you can't hold your pain in no more. I said, fucking, yeah, got to cry. Did she hurt? Hey, my boy. Did you take it off? Like, did you chew off eventually?

Man, I want to be so fresh, so bad. I cried and walked through the pain. Well, y'all went, y'all went somewhere. Oh, and the late wonderful soccer. You remember that? Late wonderful soccer. That's an Atlanta school system right now. It's a late wonderful sock.

You're definitely going there. You're going to the Kings. I think it's pronounced like that, like late winter for soccer. You go to Rock Eagle sometimes, they take you out there and go camping. Look, it likes some little bush. It's really some bullshit to let kids run around my name. Getting one of them little, little, little thing. We gotta yourself all the way around and feed the dust and shit.

Do that by the aisle. Yeah, no. You'll be scraped. What's you talking about on a new special? Shit, uh, the married life, man, you know, the shit we go through. Uh, yeah, I've been married. Me and my wife just celebrate our 17 winner. Come on, man.

You're dropping big numbers in hell, man. 17, man. You really know Ronnie George, you know the nigger nickname Be Heavy, man. So you see the name in the street, just like, hey, be heavy, he'll know he's talking about. And try to be in front of him. He don't like to turn around. I can turn around, take a minute a little bit.

It's a little scoot to it. 17, my boy, congrats my boy. Yeah, 17. You know, two little boys, man. Shout to Clark and Campbell. Yeah. Yes. Campbell just be walking the fuck out of class now, man.

Bro, when he told me what his son name were, I was like, what are your name is son at the Camberton Road? Not really, but that's all. The first time, I was like, he was like Camberton. I'm like, the road name. Nah, the Campbell. Yeah, I was like, Campbell. Yeah, my wife's made name.

So she picked that name. And Clark was my little boy. He just turned six, yes, sir. You walking out a clad on my butt? Yeah, my son on the autism spectrum, but he's like a genius level. Like, he's fucking, he taught himself how to read when he was, like, two, this nigger can do math like this.

But when he don't fuck with some, he just get the fuck up and bounce, nigga, yeah. Then they got a little app, but Campbell eloped again. I'd be like, bro, I told you he ain't want to do math right now, nigga, he just get the fuck up and come on back. At least he ain't wasting them for a 10. Yeah, he'd go outside and shit.

I'm like, did he smoke a cigarette? He just go outside to the bus lane and shit. He just getting some out, man. You know they got to wet mask and shit all day. He go out there and just, it's normal to be. It's normal human shit. Like, nobody wants to sit in class all day or wear masks. I just heard to get, hey, man.

Right, yeah. And I wrong with that? He gets a little emotional when he don't want to do math and shit. But they all are trying to lay that something when it's normal. Yeah, man, smart of shit, man. He knows every fucking person that ever worked at their school. Like, he knows every year. book, every volume of the year, but he knows every staff member, every person, like,

every, like the janitors, he know every fucking street in Athens. Like, when he, when he wants to play, he'd get my phone and go to Google Maps. Like, if I'm traveling somewhere, he was like, you go into Arkansas? That's where the first Walmart was. It's 46, 460 miles from the airport. I'm like, damn. Can't wait to take this nigga to the casino, boy, I can't wait. We can't live in a cold book.

We can't call this motion on. If you see a little boy in the Versace shirt, nigger, at the night's table when we're playing black hat, I'm gonna go lick with my son. Immediately, nigga, sit up, sit up. Sit up. I'm gonna draw him a little shoddy little beard on, this shit.

We'll have him in there like the little raps. Go to the ghost. Two tickets, please. That's the movie, niggins. Sneaking my son to the casino to the new, nigga. Come on. There. Come on, dog.

But shit. Shout out to all the parents with kids on the spectrum, man. This shit is hard, because it's a spectrum. Some of them nonverbal, some of them verbal. Some of them, like, he's like the line his transformers up. He's like a real player.

Like, he'd be like, leave me the fuck alone. I fuck with you when I'm ready. Like, he's real player, real cool. Yeah, sir, man. But I'm glad that pandemic helped me. I ain't been home that long with my kids, never, man. So that pandemic helped me sit down. Like, you can make money another way.

You know what I'm saying? It's right. This shit made me become a producer, director, See, that's what DC been saying on here since the shit hit. It's gonna bring the real hustler out the real hustlers. You know, Chuck. Because they're like, people who got that drive, they, you're not gonna take no foot or answer.

Yeah, I've been doing college shows in my kitchen and shit. Them Zoom shows weren't shit, but I would do with them. What's up, Memphis? I had a nigga huck with me and cut the screen off. I was like, motherfucker. I want to cut. No. No.

Hot-de-fought, bud, you're like, but your mama got down. My eye gets away from me sometimes. Like, I start explaining this shit. But you know what the pandemic gave me, though, a different sense of urgency. You get what I'm saying? It's kind of like, you know, like when the lights go out

and then the bitch pop back on, you'd be like, all right, nigga, we can't take these motherfuckers for granted, man, to everybody, charge them. Yeah, no more, man. Charge some charges, nigga, do everything. These bitches might go back out. You gotta be thankful, man.

Man, hell yeah. I ain't know I'm gonna lay that long, though. That shit went a long time, didn't it? It's still going on. I know it still went on, but I'm talking about like, before niggins can really go back to work, before motherfuck up and I get on the news, talking about, we need all these central workers

and all that shit. But did you think about all this shit? So much crap, my boy. They got a whole disease designed to kill fat niggas and I'm still here. Look at God, you see that? They made a whole disease to kill fat niggas and old people, and I still made it.

Yes, sir. I caught COVID, though. That shit was the worst shit of me. Got over it? Yes, sir. I called the shit, too. I got over that shit too. Man, that goddamn diarrhea would be like,

what's happening? Nigel. Boy, you ever shit out? Everything, yeah. You have shit from your shoulder? Yes, nigga. On my tiptoe, I'm shit not sprite and everything, Nick, I'm like, damn.

Oh, man. Fuck, I shit a sprite, Nick. I didn't even drink any. I should a cell mother sprite, nigga. Oh, shit. Then you kick, because I got the whole house sick, my wife was sick. My wife was sick.

My kids didn't get sick. We wore a mask, but we found out later to my son, my little baby got sick, my six-year-old got sick. But kids got them good assy mus. He had a runny nose, and this nigga don't like to blow his nose. I'm like, part-blown, you know? Hey, can't, Dad.

I'm like, I'm holding my ass together trying to get you to blow your fucking nose. Like, that shit tearing me up, and he's still a little kid, and so. You get stronger the motherfucker, bud. No cap. Damn. I don't like how they don't tell you,

who caught it, though, at the school. They just be like, uh, it was a case at the school today. We're gonna be off tomorrow. Well, they can't tell you. He can't tell you so you can blame it. Then now you are all on phone the fable, your child, the reason why everybody. You know what I'm saying?

Incomplete ass, bitch. We heard, bitch. Unprotected ass, bitch. Tell me where you were walking at, at least. Like, tell me where you was at. Like, give us the regions. They just shut the whole school down. Come get your child.

What? Yeah, man. Shout out to all the comedians that got a chance to goddamn kick it with your family, nigger. Damn, man, you know who I got to say rest in peace, too, that we've just recently lost in the comedy community. One of the funniest comedians that I ever had to, you know, the shit, I don't even know what to call it, man,

just to be around a legend like downtown Tony Brown. Yeah. We, you know, you that bad? Yeah, man, I'm talking about one of the funniest motherfuckers that I have ever been around, man. My fucking masters, I used to see him at Coco's, bro. That motherfucker used to just destroy shit. Effortless.

That has ever happened is we in the van. And we on our way back to the hotel. Van full of comedians. We were taping some shit for LabMogg. And the white dude was driving the van, and he just snapped. It's just like, he was driving normal, and then he just snapped. And he was like, ah.

He was driving the headlight of this shit. This nigga ran over a laundry basket. The laundry basket trapped under the van. downtown Tony Brown, everything he'd do, he's just cussing him out the whole time we riding everybody in the van, dying laughing. This is fucking crazy. I don't know what the fuck wrong with this white boy. It's white boy on the rancher basketball.

We look stupid as a motherfucker coming down street. Like that's how he used to talk. Man, that motherfucker would have everybody in their crime, man. So rest and peace to the legend. Go check out him on Bad Boys and Comedy. Bad Boys of Comedy Season 1, man. That's one of the most classic sets. We're talking about how he got a quick cousin

because he's making the teeth fall out. I was arguing with a motherfucker the other day and I went to say, motherfucker, and that motherfucker flew out. I said, shit! And the other flew out. I said, goddamn, I got to stop cussing. Like that.

They're like, them type of jokes, man. Like some shit that you had never heard nowhere else. And he said, you ever want to break up with your girl and can't move? He said she could be cheating in the house You walk in the house Bitch I owe you one and just go upstairs I don't even say that dick

We lost a legend Man Detroit was a whole thing man They used to go back to Detroit That's the exchange program from Atlanta All the Uptown Commons will go to Detroit And back and forth I'm talking about a lot of places

That's kind of gangster for comedy Yeah, Atlanta, Detroit, St. Louis Chicago Chicago Chicago He used to be in a comedy club all the time, bro, all the time. Salute to the O.G.

Yes, sir. I got a lot of cousins in Detroit, man. Detroit. I love Detroit. You got to see the street race before? You got to see the street rights before? You got to see the smile on Ms. Conis. Man.

That they berth and their breath will play me kindness. On Cis smile. Lord, have mercy. It's in the hood on the corner of a girl. I started doing comedy, though. It's like when it comes to the volume of comedians that was funny as hell off the rip, it was always to me between Atlanta and Chicago.

Chicago had some heat. Nika, it'd be motherfuckers who start doing comedy last week in Chicago and be funny enough to be on TV, nigga. That's how fucking funny them niggins are up there. In Chicago? Man, them niggins just a different breed of funny up there. Shout to ill will. That nigga that used to roast me.

The nigga roosted me on a tour bus for like 12 hours, bro. And I was like, I'm not, because he got, he had MS. And he was like, he talked shit all day. He said, he said, Ron, Joe, you're a car, we're this little bit, motherfucker. I was like, leave him. I was like Sir Walt, tell him I ain't trying to go to hell, nigga, like, I'm gonna be trying to lay.

See, all these comedians that you name it are some of the funniest. Sir Walt's so fucking funny. This nigga El Will had a song, and he had the ball in the song. He was like, watch out, dog, I'll pee in your bed. Sir Walt told a bitch her pussy lips look like saloon doors. told me, because he had braces and he was like, right. I bet you got cheese-flavored two-page, nigga. I was like, man, leave me

alone. I'm telling you, man. Some of these niggas... I kind of named Christopher Reeves. Christopher Reed, by the ad in the comedy game that are just one visual away from... From breaking out, no cap.

Like my nigger, Jeff B. Jeff B is a beast. Jeff B funny as hell, and he say the most random shit it's the most random fucked-up shit that nobody would ever say besides him. Jeff B. said, to all the women that got abortions,

just know that baby gonna be in heaven talking about, that she'll go right there. Open the joke, nigga, first shit. That she needs to be like, what the fuck? No, funniest shit, that nigga said, just random. That nigga said, you ever be wrestling with your stepdaughter and your dick get hard.

Oh, I'm the only one. Midge your beat, man, your beat. This is a classic one-line. He's a big. And he can sing, too. And this nigga sings to Luke and the long-knock, nigger. Oh, he's singing his ass on. He's singing his ass on the other one.

Naga. It's a lot of them niggas, man. Me and him went on tour where Earthland and fired and Ozzy brothers, Ricky Smiley, Adel, give his... Red Man, Funny, and Fort him. It was like 20 motherfucking city. Huh?

Red man for that fuck. Red man. Red man. What? Rapper. No, nigger. You're fucking comedian. You're talking about Rod man?

I'm treating me. I'm hired for. Rob man. Got you, right man. What I'm saying, Red man. I got you. Right man. Right man.

He's from another two. Red man. I said Red man. The rap. Then he won last conversation, didn't he? Yeah. Yeah. Shout to Rob.

Shout to Rob. Shout to Rob. He's funny as hell. He's been funny, man. Brian made out of the motherfucking meat rat, right? Got his own shit. That he's gonna crazy. He got that old style.

That's shit. That hell is funny in here. But you know, I always say, motherfucking T-ray Sanders, always one of my favorite community. T-ray. Oh, my God. Who in the wear? That's it right there.

When I hear that nigga come on stage of that, he get to doing that long-ass intro, I know I'm gonna have a good time. I like when that nigga Rose. I like when that nigga Rose. He said, and they got a mouth full of wisdom teeth. They got a smart mouth. This is my favorite one, that he said.

Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise you ever had gonorrhea. You ever had gone to real? Make some noise. Nobody had it. Who the fuck I get it from? The nigga told Big Sean, and said, Big Sean, your mama be in the back of the church with a Rick Fleck where you're going

in the Falcons. Because he'll be talking about, woo! I was like, why? But why? He just says some of the most obscure shit. Old tiny-haired ass, nigga. Nick, you take a nap on a tea bag. He's a tiny-haired, nigga.

He'll be making a little bit of fight. He'd be like, get him to a grind in and say you want to fight. You'd be like, this niggins can fight him. He'd take a nap on the tea bag. He's a little head, that, nigga. Just creative-ass shit, man. Crazy. Crazy.

Funny. I'm sick of fucking flying. The road to Hollywood is fucked up. Got on the Great Hound. It's musty people everywhere. Musty bitches. Musty niggas. Musty babies.

How are your baby musty? Got to shout out my nigga, Trey Black, bro. Now, this one, the funniest niggas, man. We started together. Trey Black, man. We used to work together. He's funny as shit. And he was funny as a motherfucker, man.

Yeah. That nigga said, how the fuck I'm gonna take a shower over your house and the soap dirty? Yeah. Who gonna watch the soap? Right. They said, you know your house nasty when roaches be cleaning up.

Nika, must we do everything. Must we do everything. Must we? Must we. Hey, that's what, he'll catch you. him on the night and the comedians would be on the ground. Oh my God. But I'm just saying like it's just be rent like some niggas just come up and have a good

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Yeah. Poo Carta you should do. That shit must have stayed in the back on my buddy. Poo Carta was my beast. My favorite Poo Carta joke. That niggas said. No, when that niggas said, his daddy looked at him and it said. Your entire identity has been fabricated.

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Ooh. You either a ugly person or a pretty monster. Man, we spent so many hours in the comedy club. Man, for real. I used to love when motherfuckers used to just come through and destroy that bitch. My gaps used to kill. I would see him do shit

and he don't know where Mike Epps will come and kill the kill the motherfucking club run off stage and get straight in the car and leave that bitch Yep No cap

For real That niggies come to and destroy our time Boy just walk on a walk through Yeah And he said you have to see a nigga in court Looked like he's about to run

He said he'd be looking up Oh fuck He said he'd get in the car He said that grandma I'm talking about Come on baby Mom, Grandma, he'll go give me eight years. He said the nigga ran out the courtroom, dude.

I ain't never something to that one. Oh, shit. Chris Tucker used to pull up sometimes. Who? Chris Tucker, he'll pull up. All these people pull up. You never know who it is. Some nigga just be in that zone that night.

Flip that bitch. No cap. She appreciate y'all having me the trap, man. You gave me some stupendous marijuana. It was great. It still is. Oh, that's just the first part of the hat. What I noticed about this weed is it got that comeback.

You think you had that ain't even it. It's a number one that's going to loop back around. Drank some water and it come on back. Hell yeah. Well, shit, man, let us know what you need us to do as far as helping you get the word out on this special. Well, shit, I don't even know when the special drop, but my comedy album coming out,

God damn it, November 26th. What's the album called? The album called Heavy A-F, man. Heavy as fuck, man. My dad. Where's it? Where is it? I'm gonna drop it on HeavyAF.com.

HeavyAEF.com. You can buy that bitch for me direct. Then we're gonna put it on all the streaming platforms and do it like that. I had this bit, I did it in like 2019. I had it in a tub, my nigga Ferrer. Like, you gonna drop this? What you're doing?

But you need to. I got that type of shit that I get old. I appreciate it, man. But y'all can keep me goddamn pushing, man. So I like to watch y'all crank up And congratulations on Channel 85, goddammit. Congratulations, black-old shit. You know what it's about?

This is more than culture, man. And I just hope everybody who been watching just know that we got a whole gang of shit that's coming out. Me and Clayton English been in the lab, we've been writing all kind of show. Clayton, man, tell him what the fuck we've been thinking about dropping on that bitch. Oh, man, we're gonna have everything, bro. Tell him about the show we was talking about, man. Do you talk about with the, uh, with the black history? Yeah.

Oh, man. That one gonna go stupid. Don't drop that one. Because we're really gonna do that. You're talking about the movie shit? Yeah. And how it's really supposed to go. You want the same many movies we was going to do?

Oh, man. The short film show? Short, short film. Remember we was like. Because everybody do short film. Don't nobody do a short, short film. Nobody do it. And then we was about to have the, what you call it, the game show?

But just to let these motherfuckers know, we, it's a black squid game. We were really just leading up to that shit. Shilling games. It's the chilling man. I saw SquidGames. I was like, they would have shot the fuck out of me, don't. You got to eat a bunch of chill, then you got to do the game.

You think you would have made it? No, I would have died at the first one when she turned around. Oh, dog, don't peeve. Red light, see my tithers and everything, still moving. Bye-bye. You gave me two of, goddamn. I can't make all this stop. That shit was too extreme, man.

I couldn't really fuck with it. What? Squid game and shit. It was too much killing for me. That shit traumatized. Yeah, I was cool. I was cool. I was cool.

This is what they're going crazy? The crazy party is some motherfuckers saw that shit, like where you sign up at. That's crazy. I like it on it. I ain't finished. I can't do it. I ain't finish it either.

Y'all in my army movement. No. I don't like all that crazy shit. That shit was great though. Not yet. It was a guy. Captain Nick's story like by him in high school. No, I didn't watch that.

There's no cocaine cowboy shit, though. I got to see that. I saw that. That shit hard. All the cocaine in the world. All the cocaine in the world. You didn't see the old Godfather Holland did. Yes, sir.

This is the motherfucker, boy. Finished it. That's the net. That's the net. That's the net. Epic. Clayton got one on there already. That motherfucker funny is hell, boy.

Clayton English, one of the coldest niggas out here, man. Come on. No cap. No cap. No cap. No cash. Shut. No college.

Hell yeah. November 24. That's why I've been writing all this shit with him. You dropped? November 24? Yeah. Me and Clayton been working on the cooking show too, man. Y'all cook.

Something to eat. Definitely fuck with you, man. I'll come give me something to eat. Best places to eat. Yeah. And best places to treat. It's hard. That's fat.

We're really just going to have, like, black people who can cook shit real good, come through and just make something to eat. Like, you don't have to be a chef. You don't have to be trained in nothing. Like, you just come on there and show your ass on that one shit. You know how to make real motherfucking good, right? Is there going to be a vetting process, and I can,

can I gather the Huskies to vet this shit? You gotta have three people vouch. vouch that what you're trying to come on there and make is actually good. Yeah, it's what you say it is. Right. You can't be half-stabbing with no shit, man. So you need a cap officer, really? Like a cap, a cap consultant.

You need three references. Right. And you got to cook it right there. You can't pre-make this shit. Nah, we got to see this. That's fine. That's fast. Five macaroni cheese.

I didn't have some bullshit in macaron cheese. There's some soup in macaroni and cheese. Anybody try to drink this? You have more crispy cheese. Like that come to the macaroni and shit like that. Bread crimes. As it's supposed to get the best, we're just going to have, it's either going to be good or bad.

Ain't no inventory. What's the criteria for the good mac and cheese? The code of the Thanksgiving for the come up. Can somebody make a good, you know what is the criteria? That's what I'm saying. We're going to have somebody come on that. Who the code, who makes the best. It's going to be somebody mama.

She's been making them for 27 years straight. Because all her kids had a made. Spread it on in my way. But somebody gonna change the game. Who's gonna go to toast that shit or something? He's like, spread. Then they're gonna make a peanut butter sand with two pieces of french toast.

And you see why this shit gotta come out. Look how interested you are. You invested already. Yeah, you gotta go crazy on the peanut bowl. You put too much on it. The jelly coming through the bread, my butt. You can't eat that, my boy. You ripped the bread with the peanut butter.

If the bread with the peanut butter, you can't eat, bow, you eat it. You rip the peanut butter. Man. Throw that shit away, my boy. That flat one. The flat one. You got that flat one.

Yeah, that flat where you can see your thumbprints. You got to spread it right. It got to be evening. It can't be. Sometimes some people jeal to be too wet. You're like, hold on a food network. It was made with two pieces of French toast. I was like, that's a lot of sugar.

Like, my nose started bleeding watching TV. I like, this is... Damn. Two pieces of french toast, peanut butter and jelly inside. And they're gonna count, my boy, that sounds like... That sounds like the mood, my boy. Yeah, like two freshly made pieces of french toast. Yeah, that's right.

Yeah. I'm talking about. I was like what? Yeah. Between 85% tonight. What? We can knock that shit out. No problem.

No cap. No problem, man. A good toast on or anything, man. A grilled cheese sandwich with some Swiss cheese and like a tomato is like you, not you on another level. That's it. But you got to get the right bread, though. Sometimes, you know what?

Is it bread cheese and tomato? It depends on what kind of bread you want. Don't get deep. Don't get deep. Don't get deep. Don't get deep. They don't know your dad at chef. Yeah.

cheese and a tomato. You know cheese and then you grill it. Barata, what's that called? You put them up on some cheeses, man. You got to get you some Gouda. You got to get some of fucking monser. Yeah. These are cheeses.

Cheese is like Swiss. Oh, I thought you said like the cheesettes. You got to get the real mozzarella that's in a ball. They got what? I'm like, they got a more cheese. You got to get you. You got to get, you tell me, put you on the cheeses, but some of the niggas ain't on dairy. But if you're going to do dairy.

Cheese-is, y'all, not cheese-its. No, okay, man. You got to get the mozzarella that's in like a ball, and you cut it, and it's soft. Oh, one of them cheats. Yeah, that real mozzarella. Man, I don't like that cheese where you got to cut it like the Spaniardia cheese. No, no, no, it's mozzarella for pizza, like, but make a pizza at home with the real circle mozzarella on the soft cheese.

I did you some Gorgonzola, yeah, get you a pizza dough crust from the gross stuff already dough, lay that shit out, put you some tomato sauce. Come on, get you some Havardi. The real mozzarella, man, you're going to be like, this shit good and forth. Get you some Kobe Jack. You know what I got you been studying. All these are cheeses. These are cheeses. Gouda.

Smoke Gouda is a beast. What is Gouda? Who is a cheese? It's a cheese. It's a cheese. It's a 50 about that Guta. It's a five-year-old. If I go out to Matt Donor right and be like,

boy, y'all ain't got no go to. They're not going to know. It's way above their price point. It's like Wisconsin cheese shit. It's like Wisconsin cheese. You got to go to the deli and say I want the boar's head. Thinley slice. I'm not saying that.

Yeah. No. That's the brain. See, I thought y'all was some real players, and I have yet to hear anybody even mention tillamook cheese. Oh, the tillamook. What is that? What is that? That's the brand.

That's the brand of it. But y'all was something else. Come on, man. Y'all niggas ain't on my level, bro. Niggins ain't fucking with tillamook. Come on. I ain't even getting paid blue cheese. Come on.

Oh, that's some of the best shit in the market. I saw that. I saw that. Blue cheese. What are the only cheese? Hey, I tell y'all what? Y'all get back with me when y'all get with some tillamook cheese, man. When y'all get up on that, get back with me.

It's good wheat, like, after you smoke the good one. What, American cheese, blue cheese? Nah, bruh, look at me. Make you a grill cheese with that. Tillamook, bro. What that is? Come on, man. Telemook.

Come on, man. Telemook cheese. It's a brand. Get with me, man. It's a cherry. What about hollabah. I probably know what it is. I probably know what it is.

That halibito, that ain't no damn jeez. I was like hollip, dude. I don't want to be stunting on y'all niggas all the time, but you know. Pepper Jack. Pepper Jack. You know what I'm saying Pepper Jack. Pepper Jack, boy. I'm boogey when it comes to my cheeses, me.

Pepper Jack. Pepper, that's in moderation. Cheese is in moderation. What you got coming up, man? Man, shit, man. I'm going to learn about these cheeses. Yeah, man. Don't go hard if you don't do dairy from me.

Nah, I don't fucking around. Oh, man, man. Shit. More TV show, more movie. Oh, for the love of money, drop her. I knew it. Thank you. Thank you.

Before it even dropped, congratulations. Big shit, poppy. Jason Mitchell, Lisa Ray, Katwil, Carrie Hilson, who else, and the Keith Sweat, everybody in that, man. You know what I'm saying? Go check it out.

November 24th. November 24th, Hawkeye, Disney Plus. Come on, man. Oh, no. A bunch of success sitting around this, fuck. Come on, man. So they're driver.

That's what, man. Yeah. And then, you know, you can talk about it now. I think so, or either they gonna meet me outside? Oh. What we paid you. We've deducted from your account. No.

Like, shit. They don't tell you nothing, bro. You get it. You get it when you get it. get there. Disney Plus. Notified. You're Disney Plus. Plus Disney. That's what's up. I came to Disney World. All this money, I'd have spent

Disney World, my parents took me down, man, and had me eating little slushies and shit, right, right. I'm just for unsubscribe. They owe me. Keep it. I'm gonna keep it. I'm gonna keep it to you. My first time going Disney World, my granddad didn't send a, he said, though. He was like, what y'all want to do? Go Disney, where he gave my auntie a bank

row. Got some Jordan Fives, went down Orlando. Booth them up in the fifth grade. I remember going to dinner world with like the ultimate trip. Yeah, it was the most shit you could do as a kid. He never went to this in the world? That's a nigga therapist saying that same shit right now. Yeah, I ain't going as a grown-up.

Oh, okay. But you know, it was like one of those promises that was just like, Mom, we're not going. It was one of the ones to get you to act right? Yeah. We ain't going to do the world. You get good grades, I take you to Disney World. I do anything you say to go to dinner world.

Man, we ain't going to do any world. I just been since left them Coke came. Six Flap, them Coke can, boy. Six Flats. You're going to get that Sidflat. Oh, y'all got two of it. Yes, okay. Yeah, one more time, bro.

Let them know where they can get the merch. Yeah, official blessed a.com, man. Merch for hire on the More Than Culture merch, man. And, um, yes. Yeah, I got a comedy album coming out, man. Y'all go stream the shit, go goddamn download it. Freco Rico did my artwork, man. Thank you.

Shout out to Frego Rico. Shout out to Frisco Rico, man. That's my guy. Yeah, great. Shout to my boy, Tyloor, man. He made me some custom Air Force Ones for my goddamn special. Oh, look. Let me back.

The shoe my stank. The shoe my stank. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He put my kids' names on here, man. My wife's business on here, snack junkie. Shout out the snack junkie. Come on. Great.

She got the vegan cookies. Yes. And she got the edibles, if you know what I mean. Maybe. He's all vegan. Might have the vegan edibles, you know what I'm saying? But they be hitting, man. She used strong, got down.

She makes her own cannabis butter. Go crazy. Forgetables. Yeah, that's how I can tell when she made a good batch. She said, I had her order. on the couch. This bad was stronger, hell. I'm like, you got a chin.

Look at their taste testing shit. Jay-O-N, what you got coming up, man? Come on, man. Let's get it. I told you. He don't say much. He'd be doing shit. Congratulations on that, man.

If I was close you up, I'd dab you up, and I'll get you in a minute. But, man, keep doing your thing, man. I knew it was coming for you. But that ain't your first big shit, man. big shit, man. You've been out here sneaking and moving this shit. We know what's going on. Sneaking and geek. You're doing your motherfucking thing, man.

Ronnie Jordan. Man, it's a pleasure, man. Thank y'all for always having me. You know when we at? Always coming to do my show. D.C., you got to pull it up. Yeah, I got to come back in. At the culture crib, man, we're going to goddamn kick it, man. So, appreciate y'all, man. Thank y' y'all. It's a bunch. 85% of started more than culture fans.

So it was 85% that came over to like, we fuck with y'all too. Changing the motherfucking landscape. Shut out to all the 85%. You can fuck with all the 85%. Oh, no. Zap show, right to join. These the young black.

Follows. We're out this, bitch. Jay-O-E. We out this, bitch. I get it. You see, Bittany got up on the first track? Yeah. First way.

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