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Episode Date: November 21, 2025

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I should have held on to my big coin. It's ugly. What are they, Jesus? That would see murder, wouldn't. You know what they didn't do in versus? I wish they would have did? But they couldn't do it because C. Murt would have kicked off. They couldn't, they can't do that.

That's the murder and Philpsey. That's the murder and. I said, they didn't even do Swamp, nigga, bro. Mm-mm. You know how Swampin'Negger used to make a house party going on when you were here? Do-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo. Do-do do-do. Where is friendly, nigga?

Okay, bro, that mean he had the unbounded way before that shit came out. That's what I found out. Because that nigga was playing audio from Unbounded in the beginning of Swamp, nigga. Yeah. The little intro, be like, Where is Friendly? That's from the, yeah, it is from the movie. Show this. Unbound it funny, brother.

Jump in my cut. Matt Spieth, he did have on the Falcons jersey in that bitch. Eric Metcalf jersey. He did? Yeah, Falcon hat, too. The hat was hard. This is old retro hat. I mean, had the five-half back on number 21, Eric Metcalf, football judge.

That was a man, especially to be from New Orleans. Amen. That's all right, I don't know where that damn St. Fouts and shit come from. That's what you're doing for your New Orleans cousin? No, man, that shit bad, man. My neighbor's from New Orleans. It's good, but it's bad. No, them nigga had a bill boy talking about 203 when you land from the airport.

Oh, yeah, that shit is. Oh, yeah, that shit, that's why. Hey, man, you can't even talk about that day. I didn't know that deep off by it. That, man. Oh, we are out of state. This ain't, we ain't, I just got here, bro. I just want some b-rays and y'all bringing up old shit.

I'm talking, as soon as you land off the airport and you ex-ed. They got a, hey, y'all remember this? It's a big deal boy that's a 283. I literally were like, oh, that's a petty and shit. They got dead dead thing, you know. It was a pity. That's when I stopped talking shit during sporting events while the live day was happening. Yeah.

The fact, I was fucking, I, Instagram, just got video, nigga. Yeah, I won't. I won't ever get. and too involved with the sport. That should hurt your feeling. That should hurt your feeling. He'd be too involved. I'd be telling them all the time, man.

You care too much. I do care too much, bro. I'm gonna say what happened after the season over. Something happened, and that shit were fun. But it was lit, though. I won't want to do it. I'm tripping. You did it, though.

But I did it. I was so caught up in the boat. I couldn't even leave. I did that shit. I was like, well, I did that shit. I'm tripping. Nick, how was that? I should have that shit.

I didn't tell myself like, I'm living in the right home. Bro, you should do it. I feel that's how that skin was. That's what I'm feeling on your head just saying. I ain't never need this shit for it. Went down the mouth. I'm like, yes. Yes.

Is that shit? I'm glad you said that. You gotta come too. You're going skin. 85 ski trip. We got a stream. Colorado? Two, three days.

Two, three days. We got to go to work. All right. I fought with it. Ski trip. We got to work. How you ski? What's the trick?

Well, it likes skating. It's just some long-ass skates. The bitch is dangerous, though. When you fall, fall with the fall. Wherever you lean, lean with it. Don't try to go against it. When your leg go dead wearing that motherfucker's going to. Ooh, boy.

Hey, boy. It hard to control them bitch. So you want to fall with it. So you just get up and be like, all right. But they're just skating. And you got this sticks. That bitch is that ain't hard, bro. You just gotta keep down. Stick?

Yeah, and once you realize, you're like, you start doing a little shit. You're like, okay, that shit do work. But you can flip, though. You still flip, I started, trip. You still do backflips? I don't do backflips. I can never, I can't, I'm mental.

I get half weird, but like, you're going to hit your head. Will. Damn. I can't do no backflip. I can talk about myself and do anything but a backflip. I did it one time. They could believe it. It actually went all the way over, and I was like,

well, I actually did that shit. But I tried to do it again, and I hit my head. I used to do them shit on the trampoline. I do my favorite shit to crank a ball. Because you know you got extra bounce. On that ground, I don't know I got extra bounce. Yeah. I used to do back in the pool.

Damn. It ain't high, though. Yeah, them nigga like. That shit is a mental thing. Oh, he did that. He did that shit. Any nigger that can do a back of field in my head, you is a power ranger, bro.

You is one close step. You can actually do any little move. All you got to do is do this, this, and a backflip. You're a power range. Nick, believe you. Believe you. My back start hurting just when they start talking about it.

Backflips. You were old, nigga, now? No, I ain't. You used to do it. I ain't as old as you think I am. Did you used to flip back in the day, though? No. See?

Just on the trampoline. Could you? Hell now. In the water, in the pool, Nick. It was the sight. For real? Yeah, the whole pool started. Yeah, I was on a swim team, shit, when I was a kid, like, but yeah, I go flip in the pool now, nigga.

Okay, yeah, yeah, it's going to be different. It's going to be a splash, though. You got back up. I didn't know you was a swimmer, nigga. Man, that's what I'll be doing that. I go to the pool in the morning. I go to a water aerobics, nigga, in the morning with the old ladies. I just do laps. They be doing their water, I be doing laps and shit. That's how you get struggling with. Pearl and Janet. It is, bro. They ain't, no. Ah, you get strong.

That pool shit should have tired your ass out, boy. You been, my fucking, like, I am exhausted. I'll fuck with it. What the last time you went swimming because you don't learn? Me? I ain't go to this shit. I don't really like getting wet like that. That's crazy.

I ain't really one of them niggie like. I ain't with the getting wet. See, I'm waiting. I feel like throwing water on the niggish. Yeah, you weightless in the water. It's fun. To your event. Yeah, it's like, it's like when you were talking about being on stage.

I'm skinny on stage. stage, I'm fine. Up here. In the water, there ain't no weight, the knees ain't got no pressure on. That's crazy, man. I got to be mentioned prepared to, like, go swimming.

We all... I was swimming kids, though. We swarmed at the Boys and Girls' Club. I used to be at John H. Harlem over there, about in the West End. That's what these kids mentioned. Boys and Girl Club. That's why I learned how to play

space, swim, talk, pencil pop, all the shit. All the good shit was at the Boys and Girls Club. They got their phone now, bro. Yeah, they got their phone. I was their phone. I was just thinking, too, when I was walking in the airport. I was like, bro, I wonder how the airport would

when they had no phone. Oh, when they didn't, there wasn't no TSA. You just walk in that, you can walk in a big gate. You can walk to the gate. You can't be on their phone while you're in your airport. He ain't got. But niggas in that, look like. Nick, before the TSA, nigga,

you walk to your gate? Yeah, I'm going to Texas, motherfucker. I remember walking my daddy to his gate until you catch his flight to Atlanta. Sitting in that taxi far. Walk to the gate down. Straight in that, motherfucker. Nigg just get carts and put them back for money.

Go straight back there. He had the paper ticket. the airport, go get you the money. I heard the niggas do that, put the cart return, then go get a bunch of carts and shit back in the day. Oh, yeah. That wasn't you picked. That was scam.

The technology did kind of fuck us up because now we don't know what nothing back. Yeah. Niggas used to give you direction based off what we was by there. You'll see a bird king. Almost there. Keep coming.

Keep coming. You're going to go down. One, two, three. Four light. Fourth light, make a right. You're going to look for McDonald's. You're going to look for McDonald's. They left on McDaniel, but soon as you turn left, make their first quick right on some Belson.

Uh-huh, yep, uh-huh. Nick be all the way up with you. It's a blue house. Yeah. Okay, then you get a car, be like, when you say the right was on? It was on some vest. It was okay, cool, man. You don't need not on the map.

Had McDaniel. Nick, don't know how to read no directs to a show. Remember that shit? Turned right. We used to have to print out directions to the show. Nigger that. My mom said, go on up the car. I'm about to print out the direct.

You know what you remember the first. flex having the GPS The GPS, the German, the to the Tomtime was first. You're killing. You're killing. I had an Atlas in my car, digger. That Bonneville, I had an Atlas in that motherfucker with all the maps to that motherfucker. I had all the maps. Then she gave to me, and I got read it. You got to read a map and drive,

and not get pulled over inside. Put the directions and the directions in the GPS. Turn right. I didn't even get no GPS. She got one, like, later. She got like one after like the third, four, fifth year. and it wasn't even like the GPS it was kind of like

the Walmart one time time they have all the street the great value yeah it wasn't it wasn't that you put the goddamn address in that motherfucking beat up bro you was like oh dude I know I'm going

I'm straight you see the time it got us lost Waze is the new shit Ways is my favorite that's the underground railroad That's the only shit I ain't you Ways is who tell you what the police are You Waze a lot

Hell yeah Ways tell you You got to report it, too, bro. Wade, you got to participate in Waze. If you see the police, you got to say something. It's very community. It's the underground railroad, bro. Ways is the best shit out, bro.

I still be using. Nigger, Wage's used to have Mr. T. on there as the thing. Turn right, fool. That shit is so funny. What, T. Payne was on there for a little bit? I got one. I got my shit on dad jokes, and all he do is dad jokes, but it's an Indian man.

What did the coffee say to the police? Because he got mung. So he was like, oh, I. I'm like, nigga, okay, I'm here. And she giving you directions? Yeah, he do dad jokes the whole time. You know, I be driving, I drive a long way, so I be, I put the dad jokes on the motherfucker. You could do that on way?

Oh, way, put on dad jokes, nigga, that shit is stupid. Oh, look, where you do that shit? I want to hear what that thing to be saying, he. But I got my shit, my shit is, my nigga is a Patel or something. He just won the mayor of New York. That nigga is on my ways. That's wild. They had T. Payne on there for a minute.

T. Payne was on there. Turn right. They had, I'm my bad, bro. Turn right. They had, uh... They had a, uh, jazz, my wife got Jennifer Hudson on her shit. How'd hear y'all get all these people on y'all shit? They got deals, niggas got, you can put your own voice in there, too.

No, it's in there, you can pick. You can just pick it away. Yeah, nigger. I'm a funny guy. I don't know if he's still on there. The funniest shit, Mr. Tee, they had to take it off because the nigger would make me jump when it was tired, because he just, it don't say nothing the whole time. Turn right, food, you know, oh, shit.

But it's live. This shit was this loud. It was like beta testing and so it was early when the Waze was out. Yeah. Turn right, fool. I was like, nigga.

Oh, they do got a whole bunch of these ho. Man, dad jokes is the funny shit that's the funny shit. Oh, shit. I don't have that show enough for years. It's the same jokes, too.

It's like, my kids would be like, Dad, turn the Waze on. They got Espanio, Casualeo. Espea, Zombiya. Huh? Oh, they got ways is it.

No, bro. Who haven't been a ways was a real nigga for that. Shout out to that motherfucker. Yeah, that's the government. Ways to keep you out of jail. You can go on eat that blood. The government.

Come on, man. Go come. Now they got it where you can put your own profile picture. I said, oh, no, no, sir, no. I'm on invisible mode. I can't. All they do you got, Jennifer. I told you, man.

Hell, love, Jennifer, I had you get your voice on that. Yeah, she'd be like, she's telling the women to relax, though. She's like, come on. She's like, all right, honey, it's time for your trip. Breathe in, and we're going to have some good energy today. Like, Jonah's brother's on their bit. Nika, yes. Kalani on their bed?

You better get you one, brother. Come and turn to ride. How was your GPS now? Who my? Why? Boy, you better slow down, but you know the break bad at him. I'm on your ass, bro. I'm also like warning.

I ain't going to tell you. Boy, it's hot. Police are in the day, bitch. Don't do it to day. Police on your ass, boy. Police on your ass, boy. Police to the right way you trip. Don't look.

Don't look. Don't look. Don't look. Just ride. But he on your ass. Ride, wait. Pull out. Pull out, bro. Put it out, bro. Don't look.

I was like, damn, I just live so far. You know, you live in the country, bro. It's like, you got to just know what going on. If the white boy got muscles, just let him have it, bro. They'd be trying to prove some. White boy got muscles in a beard and a boost and a boost and fade. Let them go. You just got to.

You just got to add like you're on. phone with your lawyer. Yes, he just walked up. I don't say that. I'm on phone my lawyer. Ain't nobody on the phone. Just handing them the license. They just made up some shit, lad, time. Yeah, I'm about to have him my license. Your license plate light is out. I was like, come on, bro. He tried to get me out of the car.

You ever get for the license plate lawyer? The license plate light? That's what they got me for. I don't talk to them. Say one of your license plate is out. Nah, niggas stop me because I'm in the right lane and then put on my right turning signal. Oh, man. He just wanted to smell your car. I said, oh, he smelled it. Because I was smoking it.

Yeah. As we say, state of Georgia say, we got proper coffee to be smelling. I was in Atlanta, I was in Brookhaven. And they just passed that $20.7. Oh, yeah. I thought I'm good. Yeah. Oh, no, sir.

He said, you might not know where you're at. I was like, shit, I'm in Atlanta. He said, you know he's in Brookhaven. All right, so what do these 21 gram from the get me? That's a $2,000 chart. Shit. Damn. The courtroom, it wasn't a small courtroom, but it wasn't a small courtroom, but the ceiling

came up about right here. Hell no. That shit was in a bathroom. I'll tell you, what? My lord, you got my shit dropped to reckless driving and fine. But my shit was in, I got pulled over in 2021. I just went to court in June. That shit was backed up that bad.

Why are you a criminal, man? No, no, no. I'm just driving while black, man. Big and black, boy, they put me up. And then the good part was, they was like, have you been drinking? I did. We was at Blue Flame before. My comedy album came out, but I always take it.

10p, you know what I'm saying, lemon pepper wet with me. You know, it's a long ride of Athens. You was going to do that anyway. I'm going to do that anyway. So I've been killing the 10pies right. So now they made me blowing the breathalyzer. Lemon pepper butter all in the motherfucker. They was like, dude, call the supervisor. This stuff backed up.

I don't clogged the motherfuckers bitch up. So you felt breath a lot? Man, they took blood. They took me to the hospital, everything. He was like, we got the blood test. If you refuse, you can, you have your license. spend it for six months. You know, they talk fast, so you think you're feeling to go to jail?

They want to take blood to see when you're drunk. Yeah. Yeah. You were that fucked up where they wanted some blood? Brum, I wasn't fucked up. That one of them was that. God damn. Yeah, I was in Munro or something.

One of them small towns, it was and Georgia had lost, too. That was the thing. With Georgia loads, the police be out doing extra shit. When they win, you want fraud. They got to pick up drunk people. They got the drunk people. way, but...

See, that'll piss the nigga all. Yeah, yeah. All right, I got lemon pepper on the breath of life. That's cool. But bitch, you want to draw blood? Yeah, yeah. You ain't even no nurse. Yeah, we had to go to the hospital and do it.

Then they had to me to jail. It was COVID, so I was in jail with one dude with the mask, and the nigga ate all his food. And I was like, oh, you eat here. Okay, got it. I'm not eating this at all. Nick, I all went on nothing. They don't ever eat their birthday meal.

So fast, Nick. I ain't never knew that could happen that quick. I was like, well, I'm somebody. I kind of get out of here. He ain't got no mask, first of all. I'm already. Like, I can't be breathing. Right.

The DUI drunk take air. Yeah. Damn. Yeah, man. I can't talk about it. I got to put up one time. I had the weed in my drawers, and I was trying to, I was in the police car. And then he was like, let me know if you got something on you, man.

Because if you walk in the jail doors with you, it's like bringing contraband in the jail. I said, man, I had something. I ain't know. He said, put it on the counter. A nigga had a little 3-5 of weed All coming back from Jacksonville The Black Lady of the Count said Ooh, that's some loud, too

I'm like, bitch, that's hot! He got that strong stuff Them boy would be having it. I said, man, shut your ass. She definitely took that weed. But yeah, man, I only got win the jet twice. That was in a 10-year span, though. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, I'm just glad you're straight, my man. But you're on the road enough, the average is up. When you drive enough. Everybody ain't got fucked up with some weed at something. Yeah, for sure. You know, I was driving all them college shows, too. I always had like an addict when I got called mine. Oh, so they could put you in a program?

Yeah, Q was always in baggies. So it was like, ooh, you need for the baggings. Man, you know, I just like to smoke weed. They like, so you... I ain't serving nobody. I smoked that. They're like, man. Put them in a class.

Put them in a class. Put them in a class. I got caught with Porting Knicks. I got caught with Porton Knicks. He got caught with Porte Nicks. He got a Nick record. Come on, man. That ain't shit.

Nick, Nick, I remember buying a Nick, like, going in on the nick. That was like your first weed experience. It's like, nigga, we're feeling it over. And then I got five on the head just came out. Shit. You feel like a dope man when you got 40 Knicks. You're like, boy, 40-Dee. Kingpin.

That's 40-D-ball. Two-Han-Raw. Oh, I think of a good. Craig. Think of that's funny. You go hand-for-hand with them bitch. That'd be the thing, though. Think it's hard a half-hand-hand-tham-hole.

If you smoke, if you smoke, you need. you really just paying for your habit. That's not a good hustle to have. Yeah, it's not a good hustle at all. It's silly. Weed, it's like, you start calling me. My fucks who sell weed, that's really for the love of the game. It is for the love of the game.

All my weed dudes is good men. I think they're all loving the game. Community leaders, they like coach their kids' teams and shit like that. I smoke it. I like, I like cannabis kind of sewers. I like niggins who know what they're giving you. This is this. I already smoked this.

You're going to like this. You want the storyline behind the weed. Sometimes, but sometimes. I'd be like, what you smoking, basically? Like, give me the shit. Just give me the good shit, buddy. I missed the kush, perp error. That's it.

Oh, that was good. Kept by nothing else. Cush, perp drool, and you know you got me. But men, it was still moving now. But me and it were popcorn now. You get you good popcorn and be a-a-a-a-a-all. You get you some popcorn and be a-a-all-pud. I put the kush in the ends of the popcorn blood.

Lennel has had a few weed droughts, though. We have. That's all the reason I saw a weed, because it was a drought, too. That's the only reason I was a good weed drought. I didn't understand no drought until I realized we was having number brown shit like a mother. Oh, nigger. They were like, man, it's a drought. I'm like, man, these niggins keep saying drought.

I don't know what they're talking about. We kept coming across with a nigger like this tobacco. Yes. I said, I guess we are in the drought. They need to get out of drought. You ever have a comedian you used to some terrible weed before? Yeah, yeah. A lot of them.

That's shit like two of them. Some well-respected comedies. Bro, I had a committee. I was coming from New York, and we was riding out, me and my boy Vince, we coming through North Carolina. That's a comedian.

I do his room all the time. Like, hey, bro, let me get some weed, you know what I'm saying? This nigga, he's supposed to be the weed man. This nigga had a trash bag full of mid.

This shit was basically old-do-old. He's a dope man, Ronnie? He gave me, he was like this. I was like, we just smoking on the way. Like, this shit ain't doing nothing, bro. He was a practice round.

He's a dope man, Ronnie. You got to understand at that time. God, he got me. A bag of meat. I love who you're talking about. He gave you. He gave you so much air, boy.

I'm like, boy. Boy, boy. That shit was crazy. That's the only thing that made up for a nigga, gave you a lot. Okay, so think about it. This is Chico Bean of the 85 South Show, bringing you a preview of this weekend's HBCU football matchups presented by Coca-Cola.

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From the tailgate to the halftime show. It's not just a game, it's a celebration. All right, I'm going to get you ready for a great weekend of HBCU football, with plenty of action all across the country. Two of the top teams in the Middest and Athletic Conference will duke it out on Saturday. The Delaware State Hornets hosts the South Carolina State Bulldogs to see which school will climb the standings and which one will fall. Delaware State is led by former NFL Pro and first year coach Deshaun Jackson, who has turned the Hornets into the hottest offense in the conference. Don't wait too late.

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What do they mess up on? on, what is their heartbreak? And what did they learn from him? I got judged horribly. The judges were like, you're trash. I don't know how you got on the show. Boo, somebody had tomatoes. I'm kidding.

But if they had tomatoes, they would have thrown the tomatoes. Let's be honest. We've all had those moments we'd rather forget. We bumped our head. We made a mistake. The deal fell through. We're embarrassed. We failed.

But this podcast is about that and how we made it through. So when they sat me down, they were kind of like, We got into the small talk, and they were just like, so what do you got? What? What ideas? And I was like, oh, no. What? Check out Not My Best Moment with me, Kevin on stage on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcast. Do you remember your first time by, because this shit we buy now is normal because it's everyday shit now?

Do you remember your first time you buy some of these shit that you know you had to prepare yourself? to smoke. Oh yeah. You need a spotter. I need them. I need to, hey, watch me. Watch me fuck him up. What?

Me and Ronnie Joined and went half on a blunt and loud. Come on. One of them. Deep dot, y'all, fucking mine. Shit, did the job. I'm tell you that. Shit, that's all mine. Digger.

I'm talking about. Digger. Yeah. When loud was $20 a blunt. Yeah. I'm different to say. I remember I went to the fucking $400.

$400. A zip of that shit was $800. $800 a zip. $800.000. $7,000 that zip. $7.4.000. It was a stupid price. I remember I was hearing them prices.

I can't believe, but I'm going to be $7. That's when I was about this shit for that much and I can get this much of me. I'm trying to get a nigga six. Hey, D.C. Niggie was calling us for show knowing they weren't paying that shit and would say, but we're going to smoke loud all night. She'd be like, shit.

They had that one blunt. One. loud blood. One loud blood. He saved it. Oh, he got all the men you can smoke. Maybe he's hair, extend those. Pull the man. This is so much regular weed in here, bro. This is a,

this shit is nimbly. It's old duels. Hey, that's... He's all right. Oh, that bullfuck. Put it out. Let everybody here and put it out. Put that bitch up. Put it back into a little swishing pack. What? Let me put this shit up.

Oh, this is so strong. I'm going to buy that, bro. My dick, a ron with fat mid blood, like, here y'all. That's when motherfucking started smoking men and cigarrillos. Yep. Yep. Loud was $20 a blunt. It was so high.

Listen, bro. 800 an ounce. The shit was so strong when you smoked it or when you knew somebody smoked it, it actually stunk up the whole room. Yeah. Perp. You didn't even have to smoke it. You just have to have that in your pocket.

And they'd be like, who got you got that down? And that shit would stank the whole house up. Done. Boy, smell a little blunt. Smell like you got a pound in that bitch. Listen, bro. You got a little bit of a bad, the purple had a whole,

whatever area it is smelling like flowers. That's real purple. For four hours. With the thick clouds smoked. That's real, and get what? The cloud purple. You can see it. Now this shit with purple in there,

I'm like, it's not purple. No, it was, I remember, do you remember when sour diesel was kind of, when they had the good solid diesel out? New York had the best salad diesel. I had a, one of my, my first artist is to some sour diesel.

And that could go to Manhattan or Times Square. Hey, boy, I had some good Salad Diesel. That's not Salisle. And you can take all sour. Yeah. You can taste the sour. It tastes like New York to me. It's like, this what I want when I'm up here.

I want this shit. Sour. You know how you want to hear the shit from the region? It was in, uh... I thought a nigga were lying talking about the Salad Diesel until I actually ran across the Salad Diesel. I got some sour diesel. I was like, nigga, let me see.

It's smell. It's smell cool. Shit. That's how I smoked that shit, whatever fucking sour smells, loud and sour, boy. I said, I had my first kid off of sour diesel. I ain't never had no sour weed, boy, this shit, he's off chank. The Jamaicans in Harlem had some good salary. They had some good sales.

A comedian's funny enough, we ain't fine us, nigga. Niggas be trying to show off their product. They want to bring the local brew. They want to present us. I couldn't have been no comedian. O'8. You know what city? Y'all giving us all this, man.

Got some good-ass weed that they don't get enough recognition for. Who? Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh, too. In this state where some white kids go to college yet, Detroit got some good weed on the street. Every time. Every time.

They got some of the boxes. Every time. Detroit got some of the best weed on the street. That shit high, though, but it's good. On the street. When I say on the streak, on the street, like, you ain't even going to. Even their bad weed, well, you be like, you ain't, you ain't, you ain't. You ain't find a man, but this is my, they're decent.

Detroit hit. Detroit hit. I like Colorado, but that shit break up like dust when you hate Colorado wheat. I'm straight on Colorado. That shit. I didn't sit here in front. Colorado got the poo. They got the poo-poo.

I told them, and they say, y'all got some poo-poo. My favorite city, though, hands down with the weed. Oakland. See, God, damn, I know we smoke. This shit, like, let me just call them this shit out. Oakland. Oakland. Oakland.

Yeah. Oakland got some of that in fire. Down here, you just go get finessed. Seattle, too. Yeah, they're spraying shit down. It's like, how do you know? Yeah, Seattle always had the good weed. Seattle always had, yeah, Washington State, yeah.

I had some good weed up there. I had some yellow weed up there. But the only reason why Colorado is shit bad, because the altitude, that shit be dry. It'd be dry, but. They'd be thinking they're not. You don't need no grinder. I had some weed that was yellow from Washington.

This shit made it feel like my ears was doing like this. D.C.? I can get good weed in D.C. too. Yeah. I can get good weed anywhere. Yeah, for sure, for sure. But it's like those states that just don't miss. I got some weed called Cotton Candy one time,

but I'm still looking for that motherfucker. It tastes like bubble gummy cotton. It was amazing. My wife was like, you ain't been in that bag yet. He was like arguing over that. Like, don't smoke no blood of that without me. I was scared about some shit in St. Louis. St. Louis got some shit.

They got some pressure. Yeah. You got to get it with that. Chinese food with that dangerous Chinese food? Oh yeah. I just, I just know, I'm just like, they just kept saying stories about them harming each other, so I was like, I definitely don't want about

no weed in a niggins. I'm gonna take, one of my favorite weeds is some real Blue Dream. Blue Dream is amazing. Yeah, Real Dream is amazing until that shit got me jittery. But then they started having a lot of fake Blue Dream. Once they're called them Plains, bro.

It's my dream used to be eyes. I like Planoji and Scott Walker too. I like Guerrilla glue was one of my favorites. Gorilla glue. Ruts. The first match with gruelgloose went crazy. My second son is gorilla glue.

My first son is sour diesel. Okay. That's how I remember. You remember what weed juice was on when you had your kids? Some mid. I just on some loud. It was mid. Them of the mid days.

Them of the days, $20 a blunt. Yeah. So the majority of the weed was mid. Yeah. At least I had etiquette, though. At least I take my whole bag and break it up. And take all the seeds and it sticks out. about the bags when they was

the nickel bag was like dead I caught that Ladle love I always caught the Ladlewaves for shit I bought a knit bag like did one at a time that I started selling a week I bought $20 a dollar

I bought $4 a bitch I bought $4 a bitch I had four bad I ain't never had that much week I bought $20 a little on a week it was like pat pat pat I was like damn for $2

I can break this shit down six knits out of each bag I'm feeling to go down there and get $400. Now I'm sending it to how I'm like, peck, peck. I'm like, this shit is a lot of weed, bro. He's giving this shit away. Yeah. It was good.

It was loud. Yeah, then the thing got locked up. Then when I come back, trying to find a nigga with that type of weed. That'd be a product of consistency, bro. I ain't understand. Nigel went from here to here. That don't stop you from being a weed man.

Oh, yeah. I don't stop you from being a weed man. I don't want to do this shit. Man. I don't like this batch. Don't think. See, that's why I be trying to tell them, niggas, that cheaper number going to get you some bullshit.

I know y'all be, like, trying to save and do that little cheap number and shit, trying to save that little hunter. My man, always keep some pressure. Yeah, you got to keep some pressure. That silly sell. Well, no love of weed dealers ain't really making no money.

At all. No, they ain't making no money, but they make money. You got to have a brand now. You really got to have a brand in a backstone. or even sell some weed. But think about it like this, you are pharmaceutical, because you kind of is everybody

need their medicine. For sure. You just got to have some good medicine. And a lot of people can't pull up to the store and get their medicine. They ain't got about

15 customers. For sure. And they're buying the same amount. But see, but that's what. He's making the same amount off their pay. He's just breaking even. That would frustrate the shit

out of being a dick and call you every time for a 3-5. You're like, they can just please buy out. You're a 3-5 leave. But did it? No, but to the degree is you can't depend on them to pay you bills. You always got to facilitate and be out there looking for loose.

You got to stay consistent. You got to have four-file e-bands now. You got to stay on it. Them 15 ain't really 15. Them 15 is 15 in a bunch. You don't even know how to 15 work. You're sharing them. You're sharing them 15.

You got to outbeat them. So it's really a business. Once you take that, that ethics and put it to other shit, you already have been through trial and error of doing that. But then when your 3-5-n-knit you call asking for an ounce, that's suspicious. It is very suspicious. That is a set-up. That's a lot.

Then you ask for who it for? Who are for? Me, nigga. He can't even see it. That's scared. He can't even see it, right? I came up on a little money, man. You know, I just tried to try and around that.

Way, way, way. He said you, he tried to be the wee man. You know, I'm trying to do my thing. You're trying to be a weed, man. Like, I'm going to say you my brother so you can be me. Oh, look, that's so funny. Oh, shit. Yeah, me it took over the eight boy.

I mean my daddy, I put my daddy, and said he had no grind. He used to cut, had the scissors in there. Cut that damn brown-ass woman. Daddy funny as hell, man. Yeah, shout out to him. His dad used to work at the County Club, bro. I'm sure. He used to cook up there.

Yeah, he used to cook up there for a long time. Yeah, yeah. He was a chef my whole life, but then he retired and then he was like, I'm gonna go up the comic club to see what they do it. Nick, make some good-a-burger. Yeah, man, shout out to hell. Man, that comedy-old told me to quit my job and do comedy. That comedy club food kept me alive, boy.

Hey, yeah. And you get the right cookie, huh? Shit. Yeah, yeah, he'll go right or wrong. I were eating it anyway. Hey, man, they'll feed you up there if you're funny. If you're funny, you got nothing to worry about. He ain't anything about the old kitchen.

You know, flex, when you eat it, you ain't even perform. Oh, yeah. If you walk in and they say what you want or. You want something? What's the name? Shout to, what's you call it? You're going to go up on the second show? Now you got to say, yeah, because you're an eight.

Remember Big Sean, brother? Used to wait. Used to be a band-a-round. I'm gonna fuck around. That's how I knew. It was funny. You used to have me an M-G-D when I walked in. Oh, man.

I said, I got your M-G-D. Yeah. That was a good-ass club. That was our cheers, man. That was our comedy. That was like a clubhouse, d'all. All the comedians on the back talking shit. All night, bro.

Yeah, that was fun. They're on roast, bro. That's all, man, you was talking about. You can't say shit to me, and I don't fit to say something way worse for you. I'm like, bro. What's a wild comedy story y'all remember, man? I remember his birthday birthday rose.

My birthday rose was crazy. He had legendary birthday row. He was coming to his room. Like, Corey would be doing the comedy club, but nigger had to come to Carlos' room. Like, this shit was like legendary shit. Like, Nick, the headliner got to come to the hood. And see what?

I'm talking about, these nigg is still do not. They don't stop shooting pool for shit. Oh, man, I used to do just do shit. So one year on my birthday, I had a birthday rose. Nick, I went to the Goodwill and bought me just a whole bullshit blazer. Right. The worst shit I could find, because I knew I was going to have a roast, right? Man, we had so much goddamn fun.

It's still on YouTube. Right. Smoke can be posting this sometime. I'm going to send the link and have somebody ripped that bitch, and we're going to put it on the page. I'm going to watch this shit. Man, that shit was so funny. Man, you would have loved Scobubble. That nigga would have loved YouTube.

Oh, yeah, you were folks. Scoobo would fuck you for sure. All right, y'all know you was there this night. So, rest and peace, comedian, Dirty South, right? Dirty South had this big country, cocksstrong-ed nigga that she was in love with. This nigga wore like a sad 16 shoe. Right.

Right. But he ain't got, his teeth gone. Like a whole side of them bitch are gone. Then he got like a cup on this side, but he's a good thing. He's a hub up. He always thinks somebody trying to get, He's overprotected, he's jealous, every time something about, but he'll come to

to the show you and never think this nigga come, bread. This nigga have on like a tank top some shorts, some goddamn flip-flop, feet ashing the motherfucker, big-ass-a-dog glasses with the fishing hat. He's driving all over the city. I'm talking about from Old National to Lawrenceville. Ride. He rides. He don't give a fuck.

He's buying the food. He's buying everything she wants. So I'm talking about he love of the death, right? Bro, dirty's coming in the club. He's Corrie Hoke him a hug, bro. He's holding him while he's talking to him. Dirty's been long time since I seen. Bro, dirty style boyfriend, get jealous, man.

He gets jealous and want to fight Cory Hokelman. You remember that shit? I was not dead. Boy, the whole club! This shit's circled on like Michael Jackson video. Right. Hey. Hey, he's mad at him.

He's saying, I'm a real nigga, car. Right. I'm a real nigga. Dirty stuff in the club. James, all this off of me. Right. She turned. She liked this shit.

I'm like, niggas. If you touch me, nigga, I'm going to stomp the shit out of your ass. Right, right. But the shit was so funny to me because James knew all these teeth was missing. Right. So while the nigger confront court, this nigger then turned sideways to the sideway. This teeth fat, man. Nick, that's a tight team side, too.

Let me turn the cheap side. This is a joke up right here. But Ronnie was gone doing a lot of colleges and shit. He was on a run for years doing colleges. So when he would pop in, he would just, like, catch up on all this shit. Man, the nigs would be like, hey, bro, we was out there every motherfucking night at every spot. All the spots. All the spots.

All the spots. But, like, I came back, and it was like a little. It was like, I came, because I was just on the road heavy, like a year or two years. That nigga, Scoobber said, get your ass, get your pussy ass down, get your ass, call her from Mississippi. Funnies, motherfucker. Clayton, thing, should come in the night, nigga.

I'll beat your ass. I was like, all right, bro. With that, man, I was like, oh, they didn't cool as fuck, bro. I was like, this shit. Come. Man, that shit, you had a good rule, bro. You always had a good rule, though. You kept a good role.

But didn't nobody know how to roll the blunt for real. We hadn't show all these motherfuckers have to do. weed was still illegal. No, because, nigga, we used to take that shit real serious, we were rolling up blunts. Like, I got you on this one. We had another little partner that we stopped hanging out with this nigga.

He was so petty with the weed, bro. This little nigga done, bro. What did he do with the weed, bro? You know how we'd be joking, but you know that nigga that actually fall asleep when you know you're going to the gas station. Yeah. Yeah.

That nigga fall asleep every time it's time it's time to go to the gas station, bro. Why? But then as soon as we pull off, he'd right back lit. He won't buy no gas, man. That nigga not waking up. You want something from the stuff? Yeah, yeah, I want something.

That was him, bro, but this thing used to be so petty. He was the nigga who always rolled a blunt. He'll smoke all your weed. But when his weed, he's going to roll something this thing. And once everybody hit that bitch, he's going to put that motherfucker out. Put that bit behind it. Yeah. Now, nigger, we can't smoke because you.

All right, bet. Dad, that nigga put the buck on time out, nigga. Nah, he threw. Man, that nigga was so petty. I remember one time I always had a pocket knife, right? I kept up. I got hundreds of the motherfuckers at this point. A pocket knife, right?

So, you know, I'll be talking shit. I had flexed on Clayknit. And I'd be like, yeah, niggas off. What, we rolled the blunt? All right, bet. So I just pop my life out and cut the motherfucker and roll the blunt. Man, one time I rolled a motherfucking blunt. This could have been a world record cigarette or some shit, right?

We're just smoking that bitch We're smoking all the way From probably From Kennesaw to the damn near Cumberland mall God that's a long time I bullshit you not That's a long time

Man that nigga Clay Suck Boy you wrote Fuck out this bitch That nigga said Man this nigga used a knife To cut the blood Wow Wow what a reveal

That thing went through his hands up like this Man this thing he used to Have no glory For rolling the good blood That nil ain't that bad Wow Man we used to have some motherfucking fun You know what?

Because this stage is when you smoke weed, bro. I miss the goofy moment. Nigger. I get them sporadic. Oh, we're talking about the comedy shit, man. I remember Charlottie made a motherfucker cry figure eight. Like a grown-ass man. He made this albino dude start crying.

Oh, damn. Hell yeah. Because it gets the fucked up hard, bro. Shalda, I don't know if you remember figure eight, bro. I remember figure out. It's an old-ass club, but they used to have, like, something nice day to let, like, some girls be dancing in there. So the stage over here with the mirrors and shit,

then he's got two little platforms. But the dude, he roasting, like. All over there. He don't even, Shonda can't really even see dude. So the dude, albino, but Shardin think he white. Hilarious. The stage is so far from where the dude is. People trying to tell Shonda that he ain't white.

white, but he just ain't hearing it. So he's killing them on some white man shit. Brother, the dude jumped up and slammed his chair down. He walked out of the club crying. I'm not no fucking white man. Man, that's true. I'm not a fucking white man. That's crazy.

That nigga got in the car, like on the movie start, beating his goddamn stare wheel, bro. We saw that whole shit. Damn. Man. That's shot. I was in my college when I was in school. He did the copy show.

My school, bro. What school he was in? West Georgia. University of West Georgia. I went to Fort Valley first then I went to West Georgia Why did you leave Fort Valley? She got into a big-ass fight

some things broken my room made my roommate's roof and they stole we didn't know who it was they stole a bunch of clothes and radio or shit like that that's how old was a radio or CD player

and all that shit DVD player so we seen one of the niggas with my partner's shoes he had some I don't know if you remember the metallic Air Force Wars remember those shiny ass

silver Air Force War he's the only nigga on campus with these motherfucking shoes he had them like last year in high school This week, this is 98, 99. Yeah. And we see a nigga in McDonald's with the shoes on.

Right around, getting me two pat to have. Yeah, man, we see the nigga with the, man, he was like, I said, let's chill out. Let's see what kind of car they get in, so we get the rest of our shit. And so, yeah, we find out the niggas had, like, a burglary ring. The niggas who was, like, the locals in the student center. Yeah. That don't go to school there. You know how you think a nigga go to school there?

Them nigg were breaking in people rooms and shit, bro. Yeah. Yeah, then we got, like, a big fight in the talent show. It was a whole separate thing It was like something else And it was a big fight there And then my parents was like Yeah, you can come off from down there

What's doing you stayed? I stayed in Watson I stayed in Moore Hall It was like called a rat hole In the bottom Right at the bottom I had the back door So we couldn't have

Visitation for a semester But we used to have girls Right in that motherfucker That motherfucker I was lit I was right by the back door But so we found out somebody Was telling on me too

That way I called out of football players Yeah They put all the football players And shit Yeah I think they had They all the

Yeah They was in there, too. We was in one hall. But I don't even think that shit ain't end up anymore. It's old weird. Dad and Watson. Yeah, Watson, boy. That was the girl, boy.

That was like, it was Coahead, right? It was like, it was Coahed when I was the. Real. Yeah, that shit ran down. Well, you know, being, being an Oxford resident, we definitely got the perks of meeting young ladies from all over the world. Oh, yeah, the Old Miss crop right there. Yes, sir.

They got, like, don't they grow weed at Old Miss or something? Like the medical weed? Absolutely. Yeah, they got like the medical weed. They got the old medical weed. Believe it or not, none of that weed never makes it to the Oxford streets. They just, they just tested there, right? Yeah.

Yeah. That's what they say. None of that does. It's the janitor of that bitch going crazy like on Halibake, for real. He's got to be leave one thing they'd be like. They're good. He stole a bunch of it. Yeah, he stole a bunch of that weed.

He thinks he ain't going to try to figure out how to get it up. He took a fishing pole and just threw it over there with the hook and then just laid a hook on there and just poured it. Oh, it's a grow like you can see the growl? He was actually the security guard for the shit. God, that's a movie. I want to see that movie. That nigga had. So he already knew how that.

He ain't nobody coming to him, me, babe. So he just ran out there one day and then he grabbed the, like, at night. Like, I guess when they was about to switch, and he just grabbed a bunch of this shit and had it in a garbage bag. They still had the roots and all kinds of shit. He had to dry it out and all kind of, let it cure it. Dirty as hell. Let it cure and all that kind of shit.

We got a lot of steps. I'm Robert Smith. This is Jacob Goldstein, and we used to host a show called Planet Money. And now we're back making this new podcast called Business History about the best ideas and people and businesses in history. And some of the worst people, horrible ideas, and destructive companies in the history of business. Having a genius idea without a need for it is nothing. It's like not having it at all.

It's a very simple, elegant lesson. Make something people want. First episode, how Southwest Airlines use cheap seats and free whiskey to fight its way into the airline business. The most Texas story ever. There's a lot of mavericks in that story. We're going to have mavericks on the show. We're going to have plenty of robber barons. So many robber barons.

And you know what? They're not all bad. And we'll talk about some of the classic great moments of famous business geniuses, along with some of the darker moments that often get overlooked. Like Thomas Edison and the election. Listen to business history on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. What do you get when you mix 1950s Hollywood, a Cuban musician with a dream, and one of the most iconic sitcoms of all time? You get Desi Arness, a trailblazer, a businessman, a husband, and maybe most importantly, the first Latino to break primetime wide open.

I'm Wilmer Valderrama, and yes, I grew up watching him, probably just like you and millions of others. But for me, I saw myself in his story. From plenty canary cages to this night here in New York, it's a long ways. On the podcast starring Desi Arnes and Wilmer Valderama, I'll take you in a journey to Desi's life, the moments it has overlapped with mine, how he redefined American television and what that meant for all of us watching from the sidelines,

waiting for a face like hours on screen. This is the story of how one-man's spotlight lit the path for so many others and how we carry his legacy today. Listen to starring Desi Arnaz and Wilmer Valderrama. That's part of the My Cultura podcast network available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Hey there, Dr. Jesse Mills here. I'm the director of the men's clinic at UCLA Health.

And I want to tell you about my new podcast called The Mailroom. And I'm Jordan, the show's producer. And like a lot of guys, I haven't been to the doctor in many years. I'll be asking the questions we probably should be asking, but aren't. Because guys usually don't go to the doctor unless a piece of their doctor. face is hanging off or they've broken a bone. Depends which bone. Well, that's true.

Every week, we're breaking down the unique world of men's health, from testosterone and fitness to diets and fertility and things that happen in the bedroom. You mean sleep? Yeah, something like that, Jordan. We'll talk science without the jargon and get you real answers to the stuff you actually wonder about. It's going to be fun, whether you're 27, 97, or somewhere in between. Men's health is about more than six packs and supplements.

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And she puts host Matt Rogers and Bowen-Yag on notice. I don't think so, honey. I feel very, very triggered by this. Open your free IHeart Radio app. Search lust, cultureista. And listen to the full podcast now. Man, you've been writing on a lot of shows. Yeah, man, I'm being busy, bro.

You're the man, man. Appreciate it, bro. Miss Pat's your first person can be, like, well, I started writing a long time ago with Ryan Cameron on. that comedy show, so that's the first person gave me a right job. But Ricky Smiley had gave me a right job back of the day. Me and and Roder Joe were about to get us a show

very before this shit. Hey, man. For real? We had shot about six hours of shit. Yeah, we were shooting. He figured out that we need to be shooting something. That's literally, but I'm telling you. We was trying everything, bro. This shit was just, I mean, shit. That might have been about two years before we started this shit.

Yeah, I was, I can't, when y'all first started, I was up here, but I was just that's what I'm like 10 years later, y'all have built an infrastructure that is impeccable. Every time I say I'm like Carlos Miller is one of the best executive producers in TV history. Like y'all, the numbers are the numbers. You know what I'm saying? The numbers are the numbers.

The TV trying to figure out how to get people over there and y'all already got them. You know what I'm saying? Like the streets, like you know how many niggas come to meet with my tini's in the building? 55, six years ago, because your ass. Amen. Weed and Jordans. Like, y'all got classics just talking about meat.

I remember that. I remember that. I remember that. No. And that's what the title was, like the little video caption. What, we'd enjoy it. It is in the building with the exclamation point. Hey, man, culture, brus.

I didn't see in a few where they fucking, and it's us playing. Like, people send me the list. You know, I get all the kind of shit sent to me. Oh, yeah. Look, watch this. Bro, you can hear. I mean, see me that. You can hear a goddamn chico in the background.

You have an eight pus and through a whole episode of Martin. Bitch on the squirt. He's sound like Rick. That's hilarious. But y'all, yeah. Y'all affect culture, but because y'all ecosystem, I get paid from y'all ecosystem. That's how I've been sustained in this 20-something. This is my 24th year.

Yeah. This year, August, 24 years. Stand-up. Yeah, I was around, I can't confirm. Ronnie Jordan already had money when me and Clayton started. He was already getting money. He kept a little loud. Yeah, I was hustling.

It wasn't a lot, but it was enough to smoke with us. Hey, man, I fought with y'all, man. That's what I've been sustaining me my whole career. fucking with the young things. That was the big part of you coming back. Come fucking with people. Man, come fucking with the gang and then y'all, you know what I'm saying? So that's my, my model.

Like, anybody new coming up? I was like, if you need some help, like, I help you put your set up. Like, these things will be coming back around. Like, bro, I got to talk about. Yeah, we came from punching the set up, bro. Shout to Zoothing. People like that. Tyler Craig.

Tyler Craig. Shout to the rest of peace, Tyler Craig. He was the funniest motherfuckers. Double D, man. Probably one of the most. Beast. Underrated niggins in the game. Beast.

Hell yeah. Beast. That nigga said, he said, he got a legendary birthday rose, too. He got, he had a few of them. He had a few birthday rows. But he used to cut to my roads and kill me. He said, I was- Big Sean Larkin.

Shout out to Sean Larkin. Sean Larkin's first person to take me out of town. Yeah. Gave me $100. I thought I hadn't made it. I was like, bro. First motherfucker put me on the road was, well, the first show I did out of town was with Nesto.

Shout to Nesto. That's Super J in the apartment. She was in Augusta. We was in Augusta. I was D-ray. D-ray. Oh, that's hard. Yeah, shout out to D-ray, bro.

Man, the first time me and Clay made $100, we thought we had to split the shit. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah, the nigga gave me $100. We're like, shit, we're trying to run to the gas station, get the 50s and split this bit. He's like, no, nigga, that's yours, and here's yours. We were like, oh, man, man, we're going to show and out.

We have a lot. The fuck. We have been to go back in the club. What the fuck is you talking about? I gotta help me something. I get drank now, nigga. Nigger. Shit, Ricky showed me love my whole career, though.

Ricky sent me on a private plane by myself. You know how he take those jets? Damn. He had a show. We was in Nashville, and I had to go through something else. In Mississippi, he was like, just come with me.

I'm going to Mississippi, too. I'm thinking he got in the bus. But this is like my first time going out of town. This is like 2002 or something. And I got a show in Jackson, Mississippi. Mississippi with Knorrh and some rest of the piece of Nard hosting, C-Dog. And he's like, I drop you off of Jackson. So we get this little plane, Ricky start flying it.

Ricky started, like, I guess he would take a pilot less. So I'm in this little 10 passengers like a limbo, damn there a limo worth of room. Tell me, Ricky flew the plane. Ricky flew the goddamn plane, bro. First of all, I'm already big on this little plane. I'm like, I'm counting. I'm like, oh shit, what's the weight capacity? So we're on a plane.

This is probably about the size of this living room area. That's how much room in the plane. And so I hear Ricky, he fly them to where they're going. Ricky Smiley's fly them to the city. They're going to Mississippi. And he said to the pilot, take him to Jackson or whatever. So they got to, they dropped them off and took me by myself on the jet, by myself to the show. And I got a call Nard and C-Dard tell me to come pick me up in this private airport.

He's like, me what you? Yeah, I'm coming to pick up my back in those 300. I got off the private. He was a bluebell. And then I'm like, look, they'll have a pop drop. Yeah, them didn't came. I'm like, look, niggins treated the plane like a, like a toy yod.

Look, I'm gonna go over here and my pot to drop you off. I can't think a dude name, but it's this dude we used to do shows with in South Carolina. Some country had part of South Carolina. This nigga wanted you to come. He didn't want you to get no travel, though. He wanted to drive his limo to Atlanta. I think I did that show. I did that show.

I did that show. That limo was fucked up. But it was reliable. Everything in their limo was broke. You know how the ass-trane had a little cover on it. But-n-n-naker, ass-trane. You're going to charge your phone? Yeah.

Ha! The think a throw you a goddamn long-hand cord from my front. I think that's... And they wanted to put the little limo. You know how, like, it's like, once that you can't even open no door. It's just, like, the seats over there. That shit probably was about a... This had to be probably about a 96th or a 97.

And this in probably 2007. Was he the one, the guy on the phone, like, he was trying to talk about a trap? He's like, no, no, no, no, don't worry about that. I'm going to come get you. And he would have the suit on and he would drive his limo. I think I did that show. I think I did that show.

I think I did that show. Come get you. Have you up there for the weekend and drive you back. Man. But everywhere he took you, he had, it was like his business. Like, that nigger had like a wing spot. A funeral home A limo service

And you perform at his club He cooked at the club He's the host I was like man This nigga doing too much Hey man I had a dude You ever have a local dude Do some local shit

In a small show He'd kill it But it's like a somebody else joke Oh everybody else joke Bro The dude was doing all local shit I think I was in like Sandersville Georgia

So on an Al Tilburn show Remember about Al Tilbiz show We're like in a cafeteria somewhere And I don't, I ain't never been there. It's probably 60 people in this, like, cafeteria. But the local nigga go up there and say, that nigga, he said, at the, and the since they at McDonald's. I said, and then I'm like, what the fuck is he talking about?

He said, some milk and cookies, them niggas are crying. All he said was milky cookies the whole time. Some milk and cookies, them nigga, oh. That's all he said. He did all Bernie. But he just kept saying milk and cookies, but he was talking about the gay dude at McDonald's. Hey.

But everybody knew him and said, me. I'm like, then I got to go do some real jokes. I'm like, all right, the economy, right? No, but I'm getting too graphic. I'm going to say this. This is a comedian that nigga, his whole set is just him impersonating his favorite comedian. Damn.

Damn. All the way down to everything. Is he doing enough? I won't say. I'm talking about this nigga is a, it's just like a mirror. image of him just impersonating another

nigger. And the thing about it is it's like the nigger that he impersonating is like he on that level but he's still working. You get what I'm saying? Damn. And he know. They know. And he know. He know.

Ooh. Now I'm going to feed with that. Yeah, I'm going to be a pondering like I'm like the nigger who he stole it from is upcoming. No, not necessarily saying. Like it's the big homie type situation. Right. We'll talk about it.

All right. Comedy is so funny, man. Shout to Ms. Pat. That she gave me the right now, like he said. Shout to Ms. Pat. Miss Pat gotten a lot of fights in the comedy games. In the club.

Yes. Yeah. She's really like that. She'll put hands on people. Whop a bitch, ass. A dude. She didn't jump off of me. Pat, man.

Miss Pat put hands. Niggas and bitches. Yeah. Shout to y'all. Miss Pat sellers, man. I would, y'all. I knew y'all. Miss Pat's crazy.

Come on now. Miss Pat settled it, bro. Oh, now. Yeah. I've witnessed a few of Miss Pat's fights in the comedy game. Hey, man. You were there.

Yeah. That's a cool part about I see everybody do it. It's like, I remember when we was open biking. I remember that shit. We was there. Y'all had a different grind. And everybody would be funny

on these shows, too. It's like, it wasn't no slout shit. You can't a coat. Like, they can try to tear your head off. Everybody. Like, you see, this, when we was plugged into the network like that, This one a nigger couldn't even bomb on stage.

You couldn't. I'm saying, was this still the cell phone era? This still, it doesn't say social media, right? Right. Yeah. Now we just texting and calling. Yeah. Because now you can't be one of us if you're doing all the other people.

This right when text messaging became part of the standard joint. Right. So, niggas used to be putting the call in as a nigger bombing. Man, your boy up here, Kenny. Oh, man, you ain't going to believe it. This shit, listen to this. It'd be nothing. And you can hear it.

Ain't talking about a neck. Damn, for real, no. Hang the phone up. Man, you heard such and stuff, bum? I heard. Ain't that going on. Hey, man, they want you to come up there and do the second show. I'm on my way.

I'm coming. You go get those late. Especially when niggas around here was fucked up. It wasn't a whole lot of shit going on to get some bread. Right. Man, let the motherfucker bum. You lose it. in that spot.

I don't came in a headliner bomb. You ever had a headliner bomb? They've been to take your ass off the show. Hell yeah. They called the headline. I don't feel it a lot of times. Man.

Hell yeah. Like, I was... Or, nigga just don't want to do the Sunday night. Yeah, they were... Diggas. They were... Why?

Hosted by Nort. No. Boot night, nigga. Boo night. No, you get booed that night. We didn't worry about you. What? The nigg was to play that shit.

That ain't even... We need a word. That nigga had a whole crowd do like this. They didn't worry about you. On that one part. Seigin Gua, but they just put right there and get the ball. And love, bear. Best Dijian to work.

Me too. Man, the first cell motherfucker getting booed off the rip. Get a crowd ready to boo. But then by that time, he'd looking for somebody. He's like, all right, Carlos is bad. I got. If they fuck with you, these niggins might throw you $150 on stage, bro. Real shit.

Yeah. or you get off stage and walk through the club you know how mother be like man you fun in here a niggie might throw you a hundred or 50 or anything or they book you in their town if you go up there you funny nigga you can make two three hundred hours they'd be like in five minutes yeah or they book you to come in their town

if you rip tripping on Tuesday somebody dovo shit somebody gonna give you some money they're so scared thing they might not be a nigga you even know I'm talking about the richest drug dealer in the city might hang you $1,500 yeah because you made it girl laughing. Boy, you did your thing tonight.

What? I don't have to put it a big boy. How about those DVDs here? Niggins, though you a goddamn doll. Jay keep it, brother. You keep that. Keep that. Yeah, I can't walk around with that.

Bro, go ahead. Shit. Hey, man, that's what people come to live. Like that, boy. Because you're fucking around and do a set unexpectedly and rock that motherfucker. You better have a DVD. Right.

So? I had hats and shirts early. He had quality shit. Yeah, I had shirts. I had DVDs too. Why, you've been on your shit? He'd been on your shit. Yeah, I had some shirts very early.

He had the merch game on lock, though. Just because of college kids, I was saying they was buying T-shirts, and I was like, everybody like, you sell stuff in colleges? I'm like, when I was in college, I bought what I wanted. I find some money to buy some shit I want. And they used to go get their day. They go to ATM, but come back, get a shirt. Right.

Yeah. Blessed A.F. I used to do campus royalty tour shirts. I did a college material shirt like a Harley Davis shirt He got the whole world with the AF now Yeah man That's hurt

Not up to that man Appreciate y'all for always Rocking my shit Man, I'm close Yeah I definitely need some more shit Yeah you got some This is my new shit to fit it I'm gonna do these customs

You know what I'm saying Do the blessed A.F with the factors on it That's all Let me see That's uh Yeah, so Yeah, I get a hawk on that mom on too Yeah I can do

You know I'm gonna do different words But I just want to do something Give me a hug man Got me a hug and Yeah, man. But, yeah, that writing shit helps, bro. I appreciate you, bro. This past show, I also did

just a little white show, flip side, too. Yeah. That game show. I was his supervisor producer. I was in his ear with the jokes and stuff. But we did six episodes a day for eight weeks. We did 160 episodes, bro. 160?

Yeah, down there to us. Yeah, shout out. It's on right now. It's on Game Show Network. Game Show Network. Yeah, it's a game show. But it's, you know, it's in the vein of, family feud, this is a survey question.

We asked such as, we ask this many people. Yeah. We had single... Six episodes of a day. Yeah, six episodes a day. Shout out to... Rimo was on there. Shout out to Blackboard, Remo. Private. Rebo was doing the warm-ups, bro. Black boy, DJ.

Yeah, I had to break. They would... You know how they asked you stuff before they come up? I'm like, no, y'all go to need a DJ, y'all go to need a dude. I had a budget. About a couple days in, you live? It was like, bro, please, we need something. I'm telling them. You know, the crowd or get dragged.

You have a crowd to get a show. That's so fair. Remo and Blackboy. popped in, I was like, yes. So it was like, it all worked out. It's comfortable, you know what I'm saying? You got to have the audience sitting in there a couple of episodes at a time.

The old people love game shows. They were coming in early, but with them canes and shit, where y'all sharing? Trillis, in Fairville. Then y'all shoot, y'all shot down there, right? Wilder now. Y'all shot Wilding out there. The joint over there, Ross, you know.

Yeah. That's Trilliff. They got the whole living complex down there, too. Yeah. They got the studio in the living. Yeah. Yeah. Fairville.

That's the, uh. That shit was there. The Chiffelay family on that, Kathy Trude and all of them. The Truit, Kathy. David Kathy, the son, all of them all of them all that. I'm going to say, that shit came about, boom. Triller came up.

Yeah, but I just left L.A. did the Vernet Hill show, too. They're bringing that back with Tommy Davidson. Did you miss me? Yeah, that's coming. The catfish are delicious. The catfish are sweet. But, yeah, we had a good time, man. Me, Just Niche, the Vincent.

We was the punch-up. you know punch up got to make this the shit has already written today we come in and make it funny you know what I'm gonna punch last you really punch it especially it worked good at Miss Pashto because if the crowd they laugh they're like we need something you know what live artists is perfect

with a TV you gotta have that live but the Atlanta energy is different bro like it's a party before every Miss Pashto tape and like it's just waiting list to get on to come see that show being tape we already had rap season 5 but you know she I think they wait until a couple months before you know they let

They let the court show roll out and then the sitcom comes, so. The court show are popping, though. People love that show. Yeah, yeah. Shout to Calabon, man. I'm looking forward to staying here. Yeah, yeah. Shout out to my boy Carlos Millie on the bit, too.

Carlos on that bit, Dee Ray, laugh, you know what I'm saying? My boy, my team. This is your third season. Yeah, you third. My boy, me. Yeah, I believed in it early. I make early. You guys saw the best moments on that.

The nut allergy? Lockhart! Yeah, I was there on that one. I was in there with that one, yeah. I just couldn't do this season. with y'all. I wanted to. I was trying to make that shit happen. I like the behind the scenes, though. That's the thing about comedy. You got to adapt, man. Like, you're going to be the hottest nigga at all times. You know what I'm saying? You got to figure out another skill.

It ain't about being the hottest role player. Yeah. Especially when somebody else who then got their opportunity invite you to be a part of their supporting care. Yeah, yeah. Supposed to do everything in your power to make sure that shit dope. Because, this this ain't, this is a team win. Like I said, we was at Frozen Palace to you. Yeah, I want your shit And then they're like They got the DACA machines on while you're on stage It's in them

All the drug deals on south side In that bitch And the show don't start to 11 All the old ones No young niggins No young niggins He's old niggins But yeah we came up in the comedy

Tritin' But it was fun though bro It was so much fun That's like our college years To me when niggas talk about When they was in college and home coverage I was doing that I was trying to get good at this shit That was the point in our career

where every wing spot or anywhere that had a little bit of a piece of room to do some comedy, we was in there, we didn't get shows that every J.R. Crickets in the city, every little wing spot, every club that you would never know had a stage. You remember that shit in, uh, off Tara Boulevard? No, no, it wasn't Terrible Boulevard.

You're talking about Jack Pard. Stockbridge, where, uh, they had the Sunday night. What they did? seafood shit. Was that grist back? They had the big-ass dining room area that had the big-ass stage. What's the nigga with the puppet?

I know exactly who. Damn, I can't think of the name of that club. Willie Brown. Willie and Woody. Willie Brown. He used to host it, remember and he used to have the dress-up shit. Yeah, I remember when you were talking about that.

That shit. It was a lot of room. The blue light or something like that? Blue note. Was it the Blue Dope? Something like that. No, it wasn't a blue note. I know I used to host the shit

in Stone Mountain called Blue Moose. I had it. Oh, a lot. I had a roof. I had a rule for a while. I had a gang of them, bitches. I had a room in Miami. It was all.

It was cool. Yeah, man. Got damn, goddamn room, man. Your rules was, man. You had the good rules, bro. I used to grind in the moment. It was like, y'all, a roasted session could break out at any moment, and that was the, that was the funny shit to do, like, the ruckers who didn't get on stage and shit, trying to cold there and fire you up. And I'm like, and I'm doing the fat Joe's covers.

And I'm like, I'm like, I'm always had a good tough round room, especially when you had cats. Bro, Cash is still, man, Cass's still fun. That's what I got something to do on TV. I go to Cats and work out some jokes, bro. Go to sweep. Catch there work. Cash still work. Tuesday?

Tuesday night still. I just don't be going up there because, nigga, you ain't there. That's why I don't go. Because you ain't there? I ain't there. Nigger, I just keep me a good popping in every with some of. With some fine women coming through there. That's what d'nigas don't know.

Comedy is like, it's a safe space for a lot of people. That's where all the fan women in the city be, bro. They want to laugh. And then, though, Sunday night, the audience had a whole back city. Fucked up. Whole back to be drunk and they want to laugh. I'm talking about some of the most successful

five women in the city, the lawyers and stuff. Real estate agents. Like, man, why she come here every week and get fucked up like that? I don't know. That lady makes $600,000 a year, though. Right. How the fuck she don't? Okay.

You remember she got drunk and wrecked the Jack Ward a couple weeks ago? Yeah. Look how sad. It's a brand new one. It's another one I don't know. No charges. She's bushing. Got a big-ass house at McDonald.

If you start fucking with her, you took care of. Yeah. She worked out on the damn day. She got that big-ass house. She got a whole other brand-new bins in the garage that don't know about to drive except the niggins that she's fucking with and she ain't fucking with nobody. And that's your car.

Come on. Many comedians have been wiped up right out of your room. Comedians get wiped up, name. A lot. Some very successful women that changed these niggins. What they say laughing each other all? remember this? This is the sure-fired way to see when the nigga first started getting

to some paper for real. When you see a comedian come back to the spot and then he got on a new outfit and that bullshit-ed-ed watch. Oh yeah. Oh, you're talking about like some fake, super fake shit? Just just some shit that's just a stage

watch. That's what we call. The stage watch. The shit you see through the glass. Nick Moadette's shit look good. Stage watch is crazy nigg. You know they got damn stage watch. I remember I had a technical marines I was proud of that motherfuck of it That was like

You don't want it enough Yeah no I don't want that shit now I'm on that shit in Philly Because the diamonds were like It was like it was dust and crumpled You don't want that shit But you know Stage watch

Stage watch brus Sometimes you The stage your ring Had a long life The niggas We just go to Clare's before the show Niggas I'm talking about just a big thing

The Magnet earring Had your shit Not the baggine ring But I'm talking about The Clare's We're talking about going to the A-Rabs and getting them big motherfucker for the 15. Yeah, after buddy talked, it was over with...

25, man, come on. No, bro, I'm 15. Shit. If I gave it 20, you've got to give me some chain back. And I don't want them a little bit. Okay, buddy, fine. You shop on with me? I don't know if you turned the hood out, bray.

I don't know if came out with the big-ha-d-down thing. Over with. What? Over-with. I remember we're having an air ring with damn their light currents. Yeah. The dips said it was crazy. He got it.

He got it in. He got it in. He's like, yeah, bitch. Kahn had them bitch. Kahn had them bitch for the long. The dim set in the reeds was nasty work, B. Yeah. The square was...

Oh, the B. Blopper rings was crazy. Hey, man, do you remember what Jack through used to run around with B Pump? Hell yeah. That nigga used to text me pictures of B. Puppah by a jury. He said, he'll text me, bro, this thing will keep buying Sterling Silver, bro. He sent me... That he said me...

get shit. He had like two big ass bracelets and all the shit to read. But Jack funny. He keeps him on the dirt. He keeps buying Sterling Silver.

Hey, back that's the funniest times out of hand just when we're pulling up on Jack Thrill in New York. Man, we go to Caroline's, we went to Caroline's digger when he was doing

this is 50. They don't understand how fucking funny Jack Thrill is. Jack Thrill is a legend. I know he was concerned, but he was dead at it. He drove me in my truck. I thought I was going to die,

Dick. Man, Jack Thriller drove me to a show before, I thought I'm going to die, Nick. Jack Thriller drove me to a show at Auburn, nigga. That nigga didn't want to drive back home because he couldn't see.

I don't know what the fuck made the nigga. I don't know what made me get in the car. He's a drive Duval in that man. I needed that fucking money, bro. Man, Jack did that fucking money. And drink two big ass, 2-11. That's what got me out of know.

He did that shit when he said, let me stop me get to the show. He had two, two leavenies. Jack getting fucked up at the show, man. I had a new Dodge Ram, I'm like, bro, what you got going on, bro? Fucked up at his car. It had been wrecked on one side, so, like,

with none of the doves really close. So as we ride, nigga, the wind coming through that bitch, it was cold. Hey, he had one of the movie cars, but, like, one side of the car was perfect, but one side were fucked up. Just so happened to be the driver's side, and the nigga had one of them seats

that do like this. I had to drive us back home, man. I had to go get that money, bro. We was in Carolina, New York, and Paul Booty performed. He was in my son, yeah, he killed, yeah. So me, he jacked through to my boy, Vince, we were up to doing colleges. I got my, you know I had that big-ass-a-van. Yeah.

He jumped in with us as soon as I get to New York. We ride around, we go to Casey at Paul Booty and Caroline. Y'all would go see him? I'm like, yeah, we're watching Paul Moody do his set. White people walking out. It's peak. It's Paul Booty. They're going crazy.

This got to be like 0-08, 0-9, something like that. So this is 50 popping, right? And Jack Thiller's trying to get an interview. He's trying to set it up for later. So Paul Boney come out stage and he said that nigga whisper and he's telling him like, I do an interview show. You can see him saying that I do this 50. And that nigga Paul Boney said,

You're 50 cents? He just was looking at that nigga like, he said, no, no, no, I'm not 50. He was just so disappointed. He thought that nigga said he was 50 cents. And he was just like, he looked down. This is workout Jack Thiller too.

He was working out. a little bit. You was like, you're your 50 cents? Nick, I was at the office one day and 50 Cent walked in. You know how everybody was in there? They was like talking and socializing the shit. 50 walked in, everybody shut the fuck up. I was like, this nigga different. They made the whole office shit to fuck up.

Didn't even tell them to shut the fuck up. The niggas do. Because they don't want to be sitting there. You got to back that shit up. The niggas start wiping off the counter's thing. I went to the nigger who made them Michael Jackson Jackets with Jack. Thriller one time. For real?

He got an African nigga that billed them hoaxed He built his jackets. Oh, you don't know how the jacket, got them jackets made? He can zip off the sleeves and just, like, wear a vest. Anybody got a time vest. The bitch is reversible. Somebody got lying in them. It's crazy.

They got a super jacket. We got to get the fuck out of here. We can talk to this coming and shit all night, man. I got to drop my kids off in the morning. I know, man. He's don't care how late you was out, do they? He'd be like, hey, man, I don't care. I just not care.

They're like, bring your stupid ass. Come on, man. I'm trying. My son had to, he played basketball now, bro. That shit is so forth to fifth grade basketball is the most hilarious shit ever. Good. I just saw the one where you was asking your son, you said you'd ask your son if they be cussing. He said, not no more.

Yeah, that was what Campbell said. I said, y'all cussed, he said, not no more. I said, we're y'all. He said, we do it. We used to. I was like, what? Put that shit down. Kids be cussing now, they don't, bro.

What, kid? Oh, man, please. Like, big cussed. It's a day of time. Close that door, you fucking bitch. He'd be like, what? You ever saw a kid cut that beep? What, you know, fucking bitch? Nobody had nobody like your stupid, you stupid dog bitch. He's like, you stupid dog bitch.

Oh, this shit what they said. I'm going to let you cussing. No, the great part, man, when the one crying, the motho be crying and got his ass, I hate this bitch I hate this bitch When kids get real man

Fuck you bitch Fucking all bitch That shit Oh man Man That shit be so funny I remember one time

My son Was playing the game On line All out here You got me Fucked up You got me Fucked

All the way up Oh he I opened the door And said Who got you fucked up That wasn't me That weren't me

You know Who that's That weren't me It's crazy You got to watch your kids, though, man. I remember when my son was younger, maybe probably seven or eight, he used to watch

these fucking puppets on YouTube. It's these puppies. It looked like some innocent puppet-ass shit, just some regular puppies, but they're on there. They're going crazy. Right. Yeah. So after you let the shit play for a while,

the puppet started cussing. Yeah. It goes by the time. Yeah, puppet started cussing. Oh, you stupid cock-sucking bitch. Oh, you was a bitch I knew you was gonna fuck it up You fuck up everything Every motherfucking tins you get

You fuck something up It's a finet I don't know what the fuck your problem is Hey, what's wrong with this guy He must be a fucking asshole or something Turn Puppets This shit

Turn 70 billion views That's what I'm saying You'd be thinking This is an innocent man This shit crazy You gotta watch That why you gotta watch

That why you gotta watch What the fuck your keys watch Yeah I got to All that shit on the phone. Just turn it off and tell them I don't watch shit. But it's some weird-ass people who that- You mean, watch quiet. Empertrated this shit.

You can sit there and try to monitor this shit all the time. Not only have they trick the platform on that. Whatever, man. Watch your kids. I like old shows. He loved a smart guy, nigga. He like all the old shit. He like fresh print, smart guy.

Old, he like hanging with Mr. Cooper. Oh, he was binge and hang up Mr. Cooper. I was over there proud. Like, yep, this is the good shit. You raising them right. This is the good shit. You know what he's going to like new edition? Yeah, he's 40 already.

He was already on it, intellect. He's already on it, intellect over that damn instead of that sexual red? Yeah, they listen to R&B. That's what about, son? He was like, I said, what do you want to hear? He said, 90s R&B. I said, I played Jonas. He was like, where's the boy to bench?

I was like, oh, okay, all right. That's a five. You got it. You got it. You're raising them right. Well, Ronnie Jordan. We appreciate to stop and through here, man. Much love.

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