The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - RYAN DAVIS IN THE TRAP! WITH karlous Miller and clayton english

Episode Date: May 19, 2021

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Yeah. You should. You should. Eat that shit in the middle of the interview. They got a knife? Yeah. Get them a knife, man. Don't make it with no spoon.

That's the worst shit in the world. Trying to make a peanut butter in general with a goddamn spoon. This few things sadder. Then a nigga tearing up the bread. Running. Running like I run. I ran to the house to get some fun. Snacks.

Had a few packs. Came to the front, but I walk around the back. The front door was locked and I not have my key. Peep through the window, open up, because it's me. See? Yes. During my best. When out of closing got dressed, getting me outside accidentally fresh.

Watch what I do when I come to act a fool. I'll have a performance at a lunch at school. Okay. On the damn stage, I always get paid. Get out of cattle like nice. That's great. Hold on. Bring it back to the Middle East.

Didn't bring the bombs because I brought a lot of peace. And you know I got grease. You want to buy it. It's two for five a piece. Wear the jeans with the crease. That's boss. Even has some doggars with the police.

Watch out for the police. Is that your niece? We don't rent because we lease. We don't go to sleep. We got to watch the people across the street. Because, you know, they're late night creep. There's some late night creeps in the neighborhood. I don't think my neighbor's over there doing too good.

They have a sale sign in the yard the other day. Don't nobody want to stay where they stay? What that's about... How the fuck can you sell our house? If it's in the same spot, we never even thought about what we got. Let's take it to the spot. Go.

The block got hot when the folks got shot over. But I ain't gonna say nobody name because they're gonna change the headline, but the story's still the same. Hey, I was fear for my life. I thought I had my taser, yeah, that's right, no. Hold up, it's too real. They need to write a law or pass a bill.

So them boys them can chill. And you can get pulled over without getting, don't say the word because it's really absurd. Those are the words that I heard when I listen to her. She's like, it was really an accident. No, it was, bitch. We know you meant to do that super shit, but we ain't going to even point the finger

or point the blame because everybody, already got your badge in your name now you're gonna resign because they don't caught you red-handed and ain't you land oh man watch the trial these folks gonna be like he would have died with a smile how the fuck they gonna even say that I can't believe that's the defense how they gonna play that talking about he would have died anyway that's some dumb shit to shake because we all got a day oh hold up wait Real. Let me just chill.

Let me take some Advil or some Tylenol, but my pain ain't too small. I'm trying to just big ball. Do it like Duvall, and go hang out on my island with a bad bitch and her bad friend and do some good shit. Did you get what I said? I'm talking about, like taking some pictures,

getting in some head, sleeping in an old school big waterbed, walk around with no shoes on, Flintstone Fred. Flissed on Fred. Walk around with no shoes on. Flintstone Fred. That's what I said because that's off the head,

like your girl do. I had a curl, too, but that was one, I was probably, like, two. But it was natural, fool. Hey, welcome back. Hey! Hey! Why you were playing that?

Bro. You know how we get down at the trap, bro. We got a motherfucking... What's up, bye? We got a dog in here with us today, man. One of the colds is out here, man. One of these things who consistent is hell and very dependable with the information. You get what I'm saying?

Right now, I feel like he is on strike though. My nigga that took his talents where they are appreciating. You have to have a subscription and a password to hit my man. My dog been talking lately none other than my brother man. man. Ryan Davis. What's up? What?

Welcome. Welcome. Yes, sir. What you doing, bro? Man, take my shit to South Beach, nigger. Bruh. Come on out here. It was a, uh, I took my shit to Patreon because...

They're paying? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's a subscription base. Yeah, it's a subscription base. So, uh, see the content, you gotta pay me per month. But, um, it was weird, man. Social media just got to do. to a point where they just, they're trying to censor everything you say.

They censor my show a lot. Oh yeah, no, I'm sure. Trying to flag it and demonetize it. That's what I'm saying. But once you demonetize me, now I ain't even getting paid for nothing no more. Yeah, we're about to go over there with you. Yeah. I'm talking tired of seeing people bootleg our show.

Bootlegged. The whole show. They bootlegged. And getting views. They got a whole damn channel. You're like, hey, come here to see y'all. see all your 85 self shit. Greatest hits. Greatest in their

show. College's as crazy as moments. You know what I told you to do that shit? Carlos said, The Red Hat, Moments. Stop making moments. My reaction to what Carlos said, bitch got 1.9 million views. And he ain't saying nothing.

He ain't saying nothing. It's just, Carlos, Carlos crazy. Let's go back to the show. Y'all see me laughing at him. drop in the comments what I should laugh at I'm saying

then they put the joke in the caption Carlo said rubbing on a titty how was he laughing though nigga didn't a little steel

I don't see me laughing fucking fucking I got tired of that shit it wasn't for me it wasn't even really about the money

man it was about if I I, if I didn't do it, I think I would have lost who I was. You know what I mean? Money make it sweeter, too. Yeah, no, no, I didn't do. I ain't never going to lose.

Oh, I am. Nah, but once you get to a point where it seems like they're taking down everything you put up, you go, hey, man, I can't be my cell phone here. So if you want the content, the way I like to make it, you know, just break me off $5. You can see it. Yeah. I ain't want to overcharge nothing crazy. You know, some niggas are fine any excuse

Not to give you $5 That damn, bro That's Somebody, somebody Alright, so there My kids gotta eat No, yeah, come on Five dollars a month

My kids got to eat That's don't stop on you We see them in the In your comment Yeah, damn You ain't got none for free All right, so This is how far motherfuckers go

All right, so Derek Jackson ass got caught cheating, right? And then me and Derek I still consider us because I ain't got no ill-wilt on but he got to get these jokes. So I was like, I was like, yo,

I'm gonna do a three-part Derek Jackson series on my Patreon, right? This, man, this bitch just commented on my shit talking about some I know you and Derek in cahoots together.

Y'all making this whole thing up so y'all can split the Patreon buddy. Did you think we working that hard to get $5 off you that this nigga going to ruin his career and his marriage so he can split your $5

for $2.50 a person you're what you thought? I was like man they'll say anything to not pay she's so bold to make it think that it was going to be a 50-50 split yeah once again why it's your age you don't get a split

you don't know I was I know y'all, what, nigga, is going to take that deal? I know your life is going great, but I'm going to need you to ruin it completely, and then I'm going to make fun of you, and you'll get $2.50 off every person, then come watch it. Hey, what is that? That's the worst one-time deal. I've ever heard of your life.

Yo, I would have had to have a billion followers for that shit to make sense. There ain't no way I'm about to get on the goddamn internet and apologize for nothing. For nothing? Oh, no. Fuck y'all. Yeah, that's shit. Oh, yeah. Nah, that niggins.

That seems like it got more publicity. I ain't no shit about him till that happened. I ain't know. Good luck. That nigga got caught cheat on his wife and apologized to the internet. Look at us. Y'all caught me. She still don't know.

She pulled out headphones. You don't know. You don't do you. That big pulled out some earbuds at the end. What did, baby? You know. Did you hear that? I don't never understand it.

I don't feel the need to explain myself to the public. Don't. That shit's funny to me. Like you said, he apologized to the internet. The internet. Put some shit he did to his woman. In real life. And then they were like, we've fixed everything.

So why are you talking to me? And I feel like the nigger, go against it wrong. He did the whole shit backwards as hell. That's fucked up. No, that's what he get for lying. He was set up. I just keep it real. That's what happened.

when you do all that shit. Of course. He might have just been, he might have just been living righteous up until that point. And then... They ain't got nothing

on them to do with that. He got one bad summer. He might have fell victim to the plot. Like, he might have really been living like that. And then one of them chicks made it easy.

And then he started slipping into the coojeet. And then... It's easy to sleep. Yeah, he got caught up in and then... They tell you about that. She was like, buy me some boots.

And he was like, buy you some boots. They ain't buy you shit. I'm about to put these screenshots up. Do it. Coochie sliffing. Exactly.

I think you got... I thought... Bires remorse. That happened to a lot of niggas. That happened to a lot of niggas. You go... You got sniped. A lot of these chicks

I didn't make an excuse for him. I'm just hypothetically. Nah, shit like that happened, man. Like, a woman could... Like, when you in this industry shit, man, a woman can be your fan, love you to death. Want to fuck with you and everything. You fuck her.

And if you don't talk to her the right way, when she leave then you can't go get the fuck out you got to be like hey thank you for the time you invested in this exchange you're greatly appreciating

you got to get her an Uber black you got to do a whole bunch of shit and make her feel special because if she don't feel special then she feel used and then she's going to put you out on the internet cooching because you could the dark side of cooching

yeah because you can't be real yeah because you can't be real And you didn't make it plush. Yeah, because you didn't make her feel special. Coochie slipping, the dark side of coochie. And that's the part. Talk about this shit, my old girl. That's the part that I don't never understand.

Like, what if she didn't give you the right kind of coochie? Right. Sometimes, you didn't make me feel special. What if that's the direct result of what your coochie did? Maybe your coogey rubbed in the wrong way. Because everybody didn't have some coochie that wasn't fun. No. No.

I mean, I didn't say it wasn't good. I just said it wasn't fun. Some coochers is just more funner than others. More funner? More funner. It feels like it was a slipping slide. You don't have been to some cooche head board? This shit got a...

There's not a slide. The slide board fun, but the slidst line is way more fun. You're gonna be like this. I like this. It's... This is different right here. I fuck with this. I feel like it's set up different.

It is. You're like, this one's got an upstairs. They're on the stairs. I'm upstairs? The coach got a balcony. Is this a foyer? Oh, man. It's cooge you got a fireplace.

Why? I am in the vestibule. Man, you got to be careful, though. Yeah, no, I'm out. It's a lot of evil lurking. No, I'm out the game. It's a lot of evil lurking in these coochies, man. Yeah.

I'm trying to get married, Nick, I'm out. For real? Yeah. That's your mission? Yeah, that's my man. You're seeking a wife? I'm looking for somebody to die. Like Prince Akeen and shit?

Yeah. Look, I ain't looking for, no fairytale shit. Like, Prince Akeen was like, I want a woman who's beautiful, who stimulates my mind as well as my loins. I just want somebody that we're just not going to cheat on each other and die together. That's pretty much. Damn, you're gonna have you guys. It's on the floor. I'm out the game.

Sweet. You can sound a little better. Nah. Just a little better. I wish I could say I was looking for something more. I just, I ain't even got to be attracted to you at this point. I just need somebody to be. I just need somebody to die with, niggas, I'm out of the street.

What? I'm looking for somebody to die with, niggis over. I'm out of the street. My nigga is just throwing his, all his car is over and say. Bitch, be alive. Be alive. Be alive. Can you exist?

Yeah. Can you exist? I just want better for you, man. I want better for you, man. I'm telling you. That's what you were. You get tired, man. I'm telling you, man.

Exist it. I'm 34, but I feel a hundred and 34, bick. It's like. Why are you? Trust me. I hear you. Listen, I hear you, but I'm just like. Listen.

What war you down? Listen. Oh, man. What wore you down, brother? Right. Wait this thing out. Wait it out. Wait this thing out.

Hold on, man. Keep your heart, Rand Davis. Hey, wait a minute. It might just be because Mercury getting a boosty fade. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You might, when the time this shit come out,

you're gonna be like, no, uh-uh, I'm here. Hey, Stennis didn't win up. Mercury is in. Murphy Brown and Gatorade. Yo, Mercury is in retrograde. It's not getting a bootsy fade, man. Nicky, that is. Y'all, it's stupid.

Bro. Nah, man, it got to a point where it was just like, for me, it's like, I want to be the only one line in my relationship. Why are you going to be lying? And that's not the case. They're going to do that. They lie now. They're going to lie.

Let me give you some advice. They lie when I was younger. Live your life going forward. Live it going forward. Yeah, if you show up as a new nigger, you ain't got nothing to lie about. Yeah. Oh, you're right. Start off.

Don't be trying to explain your past to your future. That wasn't even me then. Hey, that's a bar. Don't be trying to explain your past to your future. Because your sales change. Yeah, whatever I did before I got here. made you got me here so fucking i think i'm a sure i'm gonna be hanging on to do my former so we're hanging on the history too much and you want to

everybody they i did this and i'm no i'm i'm fucking i'm fucking around but you know what i think it really is what i know my career is on the cuss to being to the point where i can't really trust a person's intentions so i kind of want somebody to be with before shit really get mm-mm because then you're trying to find somebody then you're gonna get it and you'd be like i uh-uh I want to do something back. Don't even tell you. I'm going to get up there and be like, you don't match my success. It don't make sense.

No, I wouldn't do it like that. So step up, go up. Shoot a level higher than what you'd have never shot for. Because you're on that trajectory, right? This is the time to go crazy with the ask. You know what I'm saying? The universe. Because they want me up there.

They want some shit, too. Yeah, they want some more shit. your shit they can let them have some shit and then they can just like you for what the fuck you got going on and what the fuck that's what I'm saying so as the basis of your argument you just don't want somebody who's going to want you for the shit that you got

the easiest solution to that is just get you somebody with more shit than you got shoot from beyond the arm but they're going to be different because they want some shit and the shit they want they already got it and the physical shit it's some shit you got to do Now, you might not be willing to do the shit

To have the motherfuckers that you want But, oh, man, okay I said, move to Africa I'm gonna have to be about three. Shit, this isn't even worse Because now they've got the same problem In a different language No, man

Shit, shit, okay It don't matter where you go. Dilling with women ain't gonna be complicated Oh yeah, nah, it is man You know what, I should have Uh, I should have, I should have married the mother of my children years ago. Hey, man, you're the first nigga I ever heard say that. This turned into something totally different if you weren't, you weren't.

No, no, no, no. To the camera. We the first, like, I hear, I hear this, no, I hear this, uh, you need a shot at some. No, I hear this all the time because niggas really don't get along with theirs, but mine, I ain't really had no issue. It ain't about getting along. It's just, bro, whew. Be your mind, we're good, bro. This shit is too deep for me.

What else? What else? I don't want to talk about none of this. Whatever, whatever. I don't want to talk about that shit. Everything rough out of that, niggins. They're shooting niggins and saying it's a taser. DMX dying.

What else, man? I ain't shy. I ain't trying to talk about that. What else, brother? That shit broke my heart. What? The DMX shit. Oh, I'm about the same.

Come on. Oh, you wanted to get married to that, man. Oh, I got love for the mother of my kids, man. Hey, all you niggins who... Has she ever heard that? Yeah. Oh, okay, since she's heard that. Yeah.

Her nigga gonna be watching it and have to turn it off at this point. She ain't not no, nigga. Man, I don't fucking this shit. Let me this nigga be all up in the motherfucking house. Somebody get in love. No, let's keep it real. Let's keep it real. I come from a small area.

Exactly. That's a thing going to all watch this shit. That nigger. I come from a small area. This is going to be really hard for her to date another nigga anyway. She already is, bro. It's just going to be hard for her to date another digger. They watch this shit together.

Hey, man. He's going to scream record this little part. See what that nigger said. Yeah. I'd be that petty nigga though if she had a nigga. She can't have a nigga? Huh?

She can't have a nigga? Nah, she can't. She just, she don't do it. How you know? Because, man. We tight. You hope she do it. You're tight.

Yeah. Be in my tight. Listen, if she did, she did, but we tight. Check this out. It's what it is. It's hard, bro. It's like this, though. That pussy's going to have some visitors.

What? He said, don't tell him that. I'm a nigga older than him. I can't. He can't be happy about him out here leaving this shit. But I said a boyfriend. I ain't say what nobody fucking. That's not the same shit.

You can tell me that a nigga and go fuck your favorite mom but can't be in the relationship with him. What type of bad to see this shit? That's the way. That's the way I've been living life for a while. You believe it? I've been single a long time, but I've been fucking. That's what everybody ain't wanting to make somebody

their girlfriend all the time. Hey, man. That's what I'm saying. She is a woman. She can do that. She decided. any moment that a nigga, her boyfriend. Yeah.

Hello. Yeah. Yeah. I'll be over there with my bag today. Yeah, fuck that. Niggins show up at 1130 with a drill, changing the front of locker. Zzz-Zoo!

My kids are telling it. My kids are telling it. Dad is the man with a drill. Yeah, they tell it. You got to listen to them kids. They're telling, Bob. You know my kids are telling them. You know my kids are telling me.

My daughter are tell it. tell it. Hey, it's a man be coming around. Yeah. What? What, man? The man, he put that shelf up. He's dealing. See? And the motherfuckers, don't listen to that kids.

Can't believe the shit happened. It'd be a man in the house. Go to bed! He'd be a man. He'd be a tall dude. He goes, go to the man. This is how you know this. Right, six o'clock, now, go down, shit.

How would fuck this nigga put in the house? He'd been fucking all this. They've been fucking all this time you told me, man. I'm thinking, baby, you can't imagine with friends. Nope. No, baby. You're going to be telling you.

Kids are saying the shit wrong and let you know it's been going on. Oh, it would tell you. My other dad. Hold up. Wait a minute. My other daddy. What you mean? You're talking about motorcycle daddy?

What? Motorcycle daddy. No, yeah. Yeah, daddy with the motorcycle. Yeah. What? He was like your daddy, but he got a motorcycle. He got a motorcycle at our house

It's at our house Dad, I'm gonna let you see the motorcycle when you take us home He'll go right in the house My daddy didn't get to see a motorcycle Yeah, Tom, come on in there That's fucking up, man and made seven scenarios.

With a whole, you're going to paint it that whole picture in my head. Thank you. I'm just fucking with you. Thank you. Thank you so, love. Eat your sandwich, bro. Eat your sandwich, bro.

You'll be all right, bro. You keep believing that shit, man. I'm telling you, I'm a nigger. I've been in the battlefield doing this shit dodging mad. I've seen some shit you ain't seen. I've seen a lot of shit in things. shit, bang. You think, I'm telling you. Appreciate that since I.

Just be careful out here. I am. Remain optimistic. Bro, what if you meet the girl of your dreams and you don't like her either? I know, man. What if the girl of your dreams ain't even your type for real? Like you meet her, she's perfect.

She just do weird shit, like eat cold tomato soup. Like shit, you just can't even explain. How did she eat it? How did she eat it? It's from the can to the bowl. Oh. I'm in the game blinking. Does this happen?

I'm just saying what is. He said it like he's experienced before. I'm on that weed. I'm on their weed. I'm just saying. I have like deal breakers like that. I always said of you play ice in your orange juice. I'm just out.

I don't really need an ex. I don't really need an explanation for that. Right. Yeah, it's cold already. Why, you got ice in it? This is a strange thing to me. We drink hot orange juice. Where did you find hot orange?

It's an African delicacy. Oh, is it? Yeah, niggins. It just turned the liquor. Boy, y'all have had them Africans on that. It's stomach hurt. I fucking love, though, from all over. I'm talking shit.

Come over here. Like, I'm gonna find you when I get over that. They got way better fruit and shit. They got some fruit well. They got some weed that grow on the tree. With the fruit? All off. Fruit.

At that point, that's how sticky it is. Hey, that's, you have had way more conversations with him than I have. I thought maybe you was a deciphering that one. No, no, man. Fruit from the tree. Weed grows, falls, and it's cush. I never heard this show before. I just eat what's available in a minute.

You just said it back in a haiku. don't tell you the shit true. I don't know what I mean it. You just sound like a hug dude. I said that's what I said but you said it but you don't understand.

I do understand. That's how you said it. He broke that shit down to Confucius levels. That's time I'm coming here I'm getting high with y'all. You're all smoke, right? No, so I'm going to drop acid.

Yeah. You're willing to. What did you say? I'm going to drop asses. Oh, I thought you're going to drop asses. You said you dropped the answer. No, no, no, no. If I didn't, you'd be able to tell right now.

You are a wild nigger. You'd be able to tell right now. And we're in yellow. And be like, you're going to be, you're like, man, I know everybody going to know, but I want them to know a little more. So it's true. I couldn't do those shit like that. I'm asking myself in a vase. Yeah, it's too many niggas looking directly at, like, like, if people don't really know how the show set up.

But it's like 30 niggas looking at you. And if I was on. Don't tell them that they're gonna really believe that's 30 niggins. You know, exaggeration is how it goes. Alright, it's like nine niggas looking at you, right? Seven. It's like seven, okay. I'm just saying, keep the numbers low.

It's video people. I'm not really counting, niggins. They're on screen. It's a Zoom call. Yeah. They six feet apart. But I couldn't. It's a Zoom call.

Like you surround me with a bunch of people with masks on and I'm high. I get paranoid niggins. Yeah, what? You don't like it? You don't like the mask? No, I'm not a big fan of the mask. I like it, bro. Everybody would like Mortal Kombat games.

Yeah, I don't like that shit. I love it. I love it. I love it. Ugly bitches, you just keep the mask gone. We didn't make you paranoid? No, no. I just don't like the way that shit fill in my lungs.

I do the edibles. No, he was on my drug episode on my podcast. Yeah, we didn't be talking to myself. I really get in touch with my inner self. I don't know. I can't tell the difference, bro. I haven't been around you a lot. lot both same nigga man yeah that's what I'm saying yeah the only difference is when I

smoke weed I can hear my inner self saying shit like you say you get paranoid and shit and then like my inner self be like there ain't nobody over there my inner self really be making decision yeah like that's the motherfucker who like you need to go and order something to eat now now I do now don't wait because they're not going to be Okay. Ain't gonna be open. Okay. Ain't nothing gonna be open.

That's all you hear in the back of your mind. It's not gonna be open. Find something you don't mind warm enough. I'm not about to, I'm not thinking for right now. I'm thinking about how I'm about to be. And I see, I can see why you do it a lot, man. Yeah. My drug and choice is mushrooms and it's the same thing.

My inner self. Oh. So it's a way better version of myself. Please give me at least what, Ken, can. Yeah. What is your? trip story or how does it how does it affect you what do you do are you to make you do I'm in the house man having just these introspective as conversations with my inner self

the inner self that I hear is way it's like the smartest part of me and the most mature part of me having the conversation with me and it's uh it's interesting but it's I didn't realize it was one of those drugs that the way you feel whenever you take it matters. Yes, sir. That's the most important thing. The most important thing. Second time I did it. If you're not, whatever you feel,

whatever you think it's going to come true even if it ain't. Yeah. I said whatever you think is going to come true even if it is not. So if I was on some mushrooms and I was thinking about a lot of money and some like Nick and one with big tits and that show. You'd see them. Bro. It would show up, but it was

be fucking wrong. Yeah. It would be wrong. Like it would be naked women with dollar bills on their face. Yeah. And tini's on their back. It'd be even worse, bro. It'd be even worse.

It'd be like, well, everything that I had thought about is here. It's just not in the right place. That shit gonna be terrible. It'd be a big titty mannequin on top of an ATM machine. A few dollars inside of it. And it's some blood on it and shit. And you just got to figure out if you want to go in there and grab them a couple of dollars.

I don't have no much. I don't get it. I don't take that much. You just be chill. Yeah, I chill and I just had ease. Because I'm not an emotional dude at all. You're not. You get a fuck about that?

You get that shit out? Do you get the psilocybin? Yeah, the philosophic. Yeah, the philosophy makes me get that shit out. Okay. Oh, you'd be emotional. I'm not like. Crayin' shit.

Nah, the, the inner me, like the higher consciousness part of me. You cried about the wrong shit, my nigga, though. I was crying. I was crying because I used to love the Ninja Turtles. turtles. I don't know why this shit made me cry my nigga. You're crying. No, I can keep against you, you're crying. You want to two times? You don't talk, I'll make

somebody cry. Oh, okay. Like, we'll talk because I'll get like really, really deep. You'll be shrewd, darling? No, no, no. I don't ever get high without people around. Just in case, like I see a leprecha run across the floor, I got to be like, none of y'all saw that, right? And they'll be like, no. And I'll be like, oh, okay,

so that's just in mind. See, I don't want nothing that got to be super fast. I don't think that happened. No, I'm just saying. That's a way to That's what I'm saying, it's never happened, but I don't, I don't trust, I don't want to get that far and be by myself. Yeah, yeah, nah. You got to be comfortable. You got to be comfortable. You got to be somewhere to say.

The second time I did it, I wasn't, I didn't know any better. He's out in a while. Man, I was just chilling. I was bored. Oh, yeah. Yeah, bored and just took a handful, ate that shit. Damn. And then, uh, you regret that shit.

Regretted that shit. What you do? Nagan, that shit. You stayed at the house? It took control of my whole nervous system. The bigger, like, every piece of breeze or change in temperature. I can feel that shit. And it was fucking with me.

And then the couch, I couldn't get off the couch because it was too soft. This sounds like weed to me. See? That's the way when you said, like, the inner you, I was like, damn, that sounds like my mushroom shit. Yeah, you should. Yeah, you should do. Nah, weed don't do that for me. Weed made me pair.

All right. Nigga, I had some weed so good. I was in the shower. It felt like little fingers was coming out there, bitch. I bullshit you not hours in there for about two hours. Yeah. Nigel. On mushrooms.

Swear of God I was doing this to the couch for 15 minutes. Boy, you petted your couch? For 15 minutes. Now, you got up and your couch got up and followed you like a big ass cat. You would have lost your goddamn man. I would have lost my motherfucking mind. So everybody was looking at me, looking at me. But whenever I'm high on mushrooms, it's not, I'm not like.

like out of it like I'm just yeah I'm still me I know I'm doing it everybody's looking and laughing at me and I'm like I know this look crazy but if you can feel it bro what if you could what if you get on mushrooms oh my god and in your in your hallucinations all your jokes start coming in life I started writing better jokes after I started doing mushrooms they all I'm talking about they start like every character and shit that all your jokes is coming out your mind like niggum so glad you finally took that shit Oh, hell no. Your whole set is right.

It's me the first joke you wrote, come on you remember. Oh, you're too good to tell a dick joke. Oh, oh, oh, oh, you're a smart, remember the closer was dinkling. Hold on, look, let me talk to it. It's your favorite do-toe joke, man. I went, oh, remember your first two years?

We went everywhere to go. Everywhere together. That was me. Hold on, hold on, I've been looking for this, Nick. You're me, the t-shirt you used to sell. With your little logo. Man. What happened is super funny?

What happened to that? What happened? I'm the DVD that you used to sell with the same jokes that you just told on stage. Say everybody. Let me talk with this. Yeah, nah. No, let me talk to it.

You weren't on no Comic View. I was on Comic View. Nigger, I made you. I can't do, like, it's weird. I like to, whenever I get high, I like to be gone.

I like my day rolling. Oh, okay. Yeah, you need some day. Yeah. I don't know who these people are there. You like the, you can function. I don't want to function. and I want to be

the day's over Oh, I'm gonna go buy some potent soil tomorrow Yeah, the day's over But I fucked up Home Improvements When I was trying to figure out How to do edibles, man

Because edibles is a trial And air thing You get to control it when you smoke But edibles is a You sit in there And then it hits you And you like, it was too much Bro

That's what So it was that shit I've been doing this shit too long I get high And just order a bunch of shit Off Amazon And then by the time to get to the house, I beat and forgot.

Like, who the fucking ordered three first aid kits and a Swiss Army name? Oh, I did, my bad. And I don't like the paranoia that come out. I don't get it all the time, but it was one time. I ate an edible, and I was in Indianapolis, right? All right, so I had been eating edibles from people who make it at home.

Oh, no. Yeah, which was dumb. Like, who's home? Who's home, where? Oh, no, I was goofy, nigga. I was like just on my first tour. Yeah, on my first tour, and he was like, I make edible.

Oh, I was like, I'll take it. Always trashed. Yeah, it was always trash, right? So it made me think, it's okay. It was okay. Who goes? Oh, so my shit ain't good. No, it wasn't.

It wasn't in 2017, you were blowing it. So I went, uh, so I went to Indianapolis and they had a real edible real measurements and shit in it you know what I mean but I ain't never tried nothing like that it said uh just eat one it said eat one eighth and you'll get high or you can eat two aves if you have a strong tolerance well I think I have a super strong tolerance but really I've just been getting shit edibles so I eat a half I eat four eighths nigger I was so high whenever I and I ate it in the morning

and I had to catch a flight later I was so high I thought I was Pablo Escobar sneaking another half of gummy across the across it to another country I thought everybody was watching me in the airport when I got in the airport they had the little dogs smelling everybody's bag

I was like I knew these niggas knew that I was bringing this shit in here I knew these motherfuckers was on me so I'm sitting here they asking for my boarding pass and everything I think I'm handing it like, because in my mind, this shit is natural. This is, look natural, Ryan.

And the nigger is like, yo, I think this motherfucker, how they on to me, I knew it, I knew it, I know it. My brother is crying, laughing. So you got one nigger like this in the airport and another nigger in tears. Standing behind them, we look so suspicious in my mind. It's making me even more paranoid. I'm rocking.

We make it back to North Carolina. I'm still thinking they want the little bit of edible I still got in my bag. So it's going around the carousel and I'm down at another carousel looking at it, waiting to see if somebody watching me to see if I'll go pick it up. Digger, I was like, I ain't doing edibles

no more in Indianapolis. And that's all you had was a piece of edible? That was, that's all I had in there. You would have thought I thought I was moving bricks of cocaine, it wasn't nothing but half a gummy in there. No. No, I was like, yeah, I'm gonna take less next time it don't make me stop doing it but it does make me go I'm probably

won't eat that much yeah now you guys was I learned I'm I do 50 I'm gonna do all of me I do like 50 milligrams in bags of it was on on some podcasts we did in LA I ate about oh you remember that what was your mom is what you're talking about when we went out there and was recording them shows and shit that you were there that slink went to that was the same week I'm talking about in the studio. I had about three bags of edibles. I ate two of them.

Them these had Mexican candy. I ate all the Mexican candy. I ain't even know what Mexican candy was. And the first time I had, they had a bunch of weed, and I fell asleep as soon as I hit the door when I went home. I ain't go to sleep. Niggas were taking naps in that bitch.

I ain't go to sleep. I tucked it out. They never hit me like that. It just makes me do shit like eat an eight-piece nugget without warming that. Oh, I order some food. Oh, my God. Nick, I just eat.

I just eat the shit without warming it up or something crazy. No salt. No nothing. Yeah, I've eaten with my hands when I was high. Yeah. Had a fork too, just didn't. Mm-mm-mm-mm.

Get high and do stupid shit, like, leave one shoe off. I was like the scoop won't gonna be big enough if I use the fort or my hands big. Scoop. I do stupid shit when I'm having, like take one shoe off for about two hours, just having one shoe. Eating macaroni and cheese like sunflower seeds,

it was weird, bro. What? Straight out the hand, yeah. You're tripping, boy. You're duck mac and cheese, dude. This thing's going to do it. Yeah, you need a wife. Yeah, look.

I need somebody to watch over me. I need somebody to watch over me, bro. The more we talk, big dog, I'm realizing that you need this nigga. I need a babysitter. Hey, man, welcome back to the 85 South Show. We all miss love. Talk this shit with Ryan Davis, Clayton English.

J-O-N, what's happening? Playing some... You hit that. That's the trap Caribbean music. That's what I was like. Sound like the video game's love and it's got the palm trees in the back. No, this is the bonus stage.

Yeah. You gotta run through and grab some gold coins with some goofy shit. shit. See, that's the power of, right? He sound like a black Mario cart when you get the star? Black Mario cart, they drive Caprizes. Yeah, they draw caprices. This is the This is what it sounds when you get the star. Black Mario,

his name got to be Jamario. It's me. Jamario. I don't know nothing about no damn Jamar. I don't know the damn thing about Jamario. He's gonna do that damn thing about Jamario. Oh my God, Jamerio. Jamerio, shout off the bad, bigger bear.

He got the same concept, same game just in black. Every time he jump on the motherfucker head, he'd be like, nope. Nope. It's me. It's Jamario. No, cop. It's just stupid. That game taught you a lot, man.

You can talk you a lot, man. When you get one of them stars, you can keep that shit long as you flexing. That's what it's gonna be like. Oh, flexing, flexing, flexing, flexing, flexing, flexing, flexing, flexing, flexing, flexing, flexing, as long as what you do, yeah, as long as you still move it.

Yeah. As long as you don't do no goofy shit. The flower is a weed plant. What? Come on. Mm-hmm. Come on. What the guy ain't challenged you?

Jump on some of these mushrooms, take the other ones. Right. What? Turtle shell, jump on that back, pick it up, kick it back, beat the block to the block to the block till the coin stop, that's what they say. He said, beat the goddamn block till it ain't no more motherfucking coins

and then move along. To see a goobot, jump on that nigger's hand. But at the end of the day, take your ass home. Take your ass home, man. They never showed you what he was doing in that capsule. Go get the flag. Go get on your mission.

You know what I'm saying? Get what you can get and take what you need to take to get you to where you need the motherfucking go. Right. And then don't have to go underground. That game had a lot of ins and outs, bro. Come on, man.

Sometimes you just got to jump in the car and not know where you're going. That's why they had them pipes. You just jump in one and be like, that's the one in your... Chomp, chump, chump. You just go down that bitch. Music change, up, everything.

Next thing you know, they didn't skip you right over the haters. Now you're in the middle of the boy. The middle. Right. You're just trying to get to the flag at the end. Come on, man. Come on. That game had deep meaning.

What's the name of that wig? What's the name of that wig? Jamario. Jamario. It's me. It's Jamari. It's Jamari. Jamario 64.

No, get it. I was like, they're sneaking too. Uh-uh. It's what we're doing the trap, man. We're just being here, you know, creatively building the infrastructure. Oh, we go. We go. We go.

Nah, man, it's just amazing. Yeah. And you've been going in on their ass, man. Oh, no, he got to, man. Oh, no. I don't let up on anybody, man. I thought about it. And when I started thinking about doing it, I was like, nah, then you.

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I can't let success change who I am because it's really the people who fuck with you make you successful. You change on them once the people you change it for don't fuck with you anymore. You ain't got nothing to fall back up. Hey, man, hey, hey, fuck that. Let the sister says change you. You didn't, yeah, man, Jay-Z, you already said, man, you didn't work this hard to stay the same.

Nah, I ain't the same nigga for sure. I get it. I feel you're saying you're going to change the recipe. You're going to change the recipe. You're going to change the recipe. That's, that's, say that shit. Yeah. Ain't nothing wrong what happens to some goddamn integrity grandson.

Nah, man. It's integrity. I don't know, man. You have a thing. about you ever think about your uh your boy watching you who son he do that's what i'm saying is that it changes you think about that whenever you make decisions you don't it's not about that i just know i ain't gonna do no weird as shit i'm gonna but that's what i'm saying it's like with my kids all that's it the opportunity to do anything weird is out the window

that's what i'm saying we're grown as fuck if you out here doing some weird shit at this phase of the game you wanted to do it. I'm not about to sit here and act like these motherfuckers. I just discovered it. Where you do? No, me thinking Hollywood lurking like, who gonna be with some weird shit today? Yeah.

Nah, you gotta tell them folks, no, sometimes. Nah. I always say, I hate the niggas. You ever have that niggas ask you a question about some money, doing some weird shit for somebody? Uh-uh. And not like, not like in Hollywood. I'm talking about everyday.

No, not in Hollywood. All right, let me rephrase, right? Because it be like, like they say shit, like Hollywood always trying to get niggas to wear a dress, right? And then niggins are coming to me like, would you wear a dress for $10 million? And I'll be like, no. And then you're like, what about 15? I was like, nigga, why do you want me to wear? Like I'm trying to say.

And I was like, anybody will pay me 10 to wear a dress. They'll pay me four to just dress like me. And I'm okay with four? But just think about this, man. I have this type of outlook on that type of shit. There are some motherfuckers who are ready as fucked with it. Right. And I'm not gonna be the motherfucker who keep them

from that opportunity. I used to be the nigger who complained about shit, man. You don't. They need shit like that. Everything, everything that ain't supposed to be normal, but I realized that. Somebody will get it. Somebody can do.

What's for you is for you, what's meant for you is. That's what I'm saying. I was, I don't know, man. I just care too much about shit sometimes. And I remember it was this kid, East Side Ivo. Shout out to him, man. I was having issues with these niggas pretending to be women and doing sketches as women, wearing wigs and like all that shit, right?

But that's the thing about art. It's subjective. Well, so that's what I'm saying. Shit ain't got nothing to do with me. Right. Ain't gonna change my day nothing. Me, just hating. All right, so.

You was hating. That's what I'm saying. You should have just said you was hating. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm telling the story for. Just hating. Just hating. Just hating.

And then somebody interviewed him, right? He was like 20 years old at the time. And he was talking about how, you know, he was pretty much able to change his whole family fortune with what the comedy he was creating on social media. And I was like, nigga, I'm sitting here trying to stop niggas from eating. I was like, boy, you got to stop hating, nigga.

Just let people do what the fuck they want to do. If that's how they ain't going to feed, they say, long as they ain't hurt nobody, I know how hard it is to get that shit, to actually get to a level where you're comfortable of letting people see the type of shit that you do. I can sit there and watch all that shit and just be entertained and not give a fuck with anybody else, what they do. That's what I'm saying. I don't know what it was. I think I was just really this young in the comedy game.

It was wanting to, I don't know, I was like a lot of people on social media where you try to control what you're seeing or have a say in what's going on. It's weird, I've noticed it now in social media. People are going on your page and think they should have a say in how you live your life or a say.

Yeah, I was one of them weird old niggas at one point. And I was saying, dang, man. That's crazy, man. That's crazy you say it. You're saying it. Yeah, at the top, like, that's what I'm saying. I'm glad I've come out of that. You can come up out of that shit, man.

I didn't know that was you. Let this shit. That's cold. Man, that shit hurts me with me. And now you see why some of the shit be so cold. You were like, damn, this nigga really wrote some cold shit. Yeah, man. Who is the nigga behind?

I used to be one of these weirdos. I hate him 168. Yeah, right. Clayton English hate him 168. Be there every day. you block them is one six nine why thinking how many pages you're still a bitch I don't know we live in an age where everybody on the internet feel they're very important everybody they'll tell you they unfollowing you they could have just left you could have just left I just

wanted me picking the wrong times like they're like oh this is it I can't take this shit no more bro out of all this shit you know but you know why you get nothing I'm gonna tell you when you can't take shit no more, when you just leave. If you can type, you can't take this shit no more, you're still taking it. It's gonna be putting that and still. You know what?

I'm done with watching this shit. No, that's not what a nigga that's done look like. A nigga that's done throws his phone. Man, I'm tired of this shit. Never watching that again. Not them. This has offended me and I feel this phone. People can be very demanding on social.

Like, they demand you. to them. Yeah. How dare you? How dare you? Rito taught me how to block, so I got better. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I wasn't no blocking nigger, but.

Black. Rito, that nigga taught me, he was like, this is your space. Don't ever let nobody disturb your space. I don't. Even if you just playing, if I don't like the way it reads. That nigg got live. That nigga goes live in the morning.

Smoking. Somebody will be like, why you smoking so early? Smoking so early. Hold on, let me block this nigger. I don't need that type of negativity in my life. I don't talk to me like that. Bro, don't care. Yeah. They, man, stop, stop people.

My rule used to be blocked everybody who didn't have a real picture. You know what we're doing? Yeah. Like everybody without a real picture? Man, Tyler Chronicles almost got blocked by a lot of us, because this nigger would go, like, you post something, but he'll post in your comments. Hey, if you need cartoons, I could draw cartoons.

for you if you want a cartoon of yourself and write it in all kinds of different letters like the spam niggas do and almost blocked them and then I realized he had a blue check. I was like, hey, this nigga, this goddamn Tyler, trolling. That's some wild shit. I mean, too, I had to do some shit like that.

Because they really want them cartoons. They really, how the fuck is everybody so? What do you just trace the picture of me, man? I don't know who did this. Y'all making these little kids work hard at school to fit all these cartoons orders. I used to think it was really spamming. They ain't get no business from doing that.

But I would see all other people's pages. Oh, y'all really contacted the cartoon nigger to make a cartoon of you. I don't know who that is. That's the police. It's me, man. There's no way is that many graphic designers. Yo, that's what I said.

No, those party flyers, banish, portraits. So what do you want on the picture? You want a weed least? Every last one. I block every last one. Oh, cocaine bag. And motherfucking Bill Worski, he just won the lottery in New Jersey. And he's looking to get his money for some niggins, apparently.

That's a new one. It's like, I just won the lottery who needs COVID relief. Oh, my God. The little white bits is. Oh, tell me, I'm not the hottest chick on the internet. Girl, if you'll get your little thing and the ass out of here? Man. Anyone interested?

PM me. No. Man, I just don't. It's a weird place, man. I think that shit not real. This is what I was about to say. You're the only other person I heard say that. I say the internet is not a real place.

Social media is not, bro. That shit is... It's an avatar. It's just like... It's mostly imagination. Yeah, it's... Oh, it's a whole lot of imagination. Y'all remember the game Sims?

The Sims? Yeah, the... That's all this shit really is, bro. You create this person or whatever you want to be, and you live in this world as this person. I just learned how to play the game. I detach myself from it completely, but it really trips me out to see people

who believe this shit is real. And I'm like, nah, that shit is crazy, yo. What are you doing your real life? But I've been around people who never detached from it. They're like, oh, this, I'll give you a perfect example. I unfollowed everybody on my page one day. And I followed everybody again on a personal page. I just wanted to be.

How the fuck you're gonna follow everybody? What you mean? You just unfollow all? Nah, I wish there was a one like that. You just went through and was like. Bro, what the hell you'd be going through? Oh, man, I'm a weird ass nigga, bro. Oh.

So, yeah, yeah, no, I don't. I remember Clayton, Thomas was like, you got to be a weird nigger to delete all your posts, because they don't have delete all. And you got, or to delete everybody you following, nigger, you kind of, who got that kind of time on the end to do some weird shit like that? I was like, hey, nigger, me.

This is the type of shit you'd be doing on mushrooms, ain't it? Nah, mushrooms, like mushrooms would stop me from doing that. Oh, man, you should be sure. Mushrooms would go, he's really about to sit here and unfollow everything. I was all about doing that shit. I said now. Now, so I didn't follow that many people to begin with, though. It didn't take that long.

But my thing was, I was following people on my personal page. And as people were hitting me up and was like, yo, why did you unfollow me? I was like, nah, I do follow you. I follow all your stuff. I like, comment and all that shit. They were like, nah, from your page with the bluechings. I was like, but it's me. I'm the person liking and commenting your shit.

They're like, man, if it ain't from that page, it don't count. Like, oh, it ain't even about me as a person. You want the page I created to follow you. You thought these people were your friends. It was like, oh, you care more about what a page with a blue check or than me actually being the person. Come on, man. To like, like, oh, this people live in this world. Right.

At this phase of the game, I'm convinced damn nip, 98% of this shit is fake. Yeah. I don't know what the fuck these people be talking about or doing. I don't know. Everybody faking until you prove me otherwise. Oh, man, I believe that shit from afar.

And I ain't, y'all, hey, hey. If it ain't what it is, we're gonna find out. It's gonna come out. I've always think it's some weird old niggas sending messages like, let me find a picture of Watch, I told, look at this freak-ass shit. Yeah, you really think this a bitch? Watch this, send another one.

There ain't the same to this, hold on, wait a minute. He ain't even noticed them ain't the same. Right, whatever. And it was, nah, catfish put me onto that when it was niggers. It was dudes catfish and other dudes. Yeah. With women. I was like, nigger, you was going around looking

for pictures of women that can entice another nigger. the nigger and then was talking to that nigger as a woman yeah this the thing about it right a lot was like niggins somebody please explain that to me so the niggins like you so you only you're messaging a nigger you gonna play with your dick like yeah I'm gonna play with money I gotta fucking believe me like nigger that's not who does that and they do the shit for months for months man this shit is weird not even for money though no no no No, no financial gain, no nice.

This thing is carved out time in his day. The talk to another nigga nasty on the phone that we want. Look at this freaky-ass shit in there. Oh, I got them right where I want it. Hold on, let me get my voice right. Hello. This is Candy Lapelle.

You really don't you talk to the same Candy Lapelle? You stupid motherfucker. Man, it's a fall for anything, though. That's a lot of dudes though, man. man if you ain't get no pussy you fall for anything but shit that's when you really fall for anything when you're getting some pussy yeah don't phone's on the pussy that shit I don't chase the niggas with the not my baby syndrome that's what you was talking oh I call it not my baby syndrome niggas be getting chees-ed-all-dairy

he'd be like man that girl was just the thing about it not my baby my baby wouldn't dare be out here doing it all right I thought you meant niggas who'd be like That ain't my baby. Nah, niggins. Yeah, that's what I... Nah, niggins, that girl be out here wilder, and they just will all read none of the signs. They got...

I call that shit, not my baby syndrome. Not my baby? Nah, she at home reading books. Like, niggie, y'all don't have any books in the house. She can't read. She can't read. That shit. Hey, man.

I don't put nothing past nobody, man, for the most part. No, you shouldn't. Yeah. Because you don't never know. Sometimes people, I've seen people do a lot of desperate-ass shit over the time. Yeah. Desperation kick in. That's how far, nigger.

Desperation movies? Yeah. Sometimes they'd be kind of good, though. All the cult classic type shit. He's half. He's talking about the movie. No, I'm saying, what niggas do in desperation? No, desperado.

Nigg. That nigga didn't want to do that movie. Yeah. You know, that's, I thought that's what you were saying. Niggas get to the end of their career. Be like, I got to do something, man. Those be the best movies sometimes. This one's got to bring you back.

Which I guess. Y'all got to bring you back. Make them to you die. Okay, okay. I got a movie idea. A bunch of old guys in the jungle fighting some young drug cartels. And beating them. They got great aim.

Stallone. I got Sting. Shorts naga. G.I. Joe's going to be in there. Cobra command. Man, Sylvester Stallone is like 87 years old, right? Fuck it, we got Blade, Black Panther, we got all the blacks, all the blacks, all the blacks,

all the blacks, black adults, Meet the blacks, Michael Blackson, everybody's in there. I didn't know, I didn't know Sylvester Stallone fan base was like what it was. What you mean? That's like 87 years old and they came out with a Rambo, right? Right. Man.

Yeah, and I was like, this. This is the most unrealistic shit. Yeah, he should just be in the retirement home refusing to take pills. I was like, a Rambo movie. He should be watching the war. Like, that ain't how you do it? John Rambo, you won't take his dementia medicine.

And he's gone to Ewa. Where is he? In the vents. Yeah. I'm stuck. So, I was saying that and niggas was like, he'll kick your ass. He had better sick to you.

What I was like, oh, y'all are mad that I said, 87 year old nigga can't take down a drug cartel by himself. Listen, man. Oh, I'm fucking crazy. They think these movies are real. His skin is saggy. Nigger. That man is tired.

Yo, man, his eye. For real, the bags under his eyes literally come to the middle of his face. They probably had him prop down. Don't fight him one or no one. A stick in his back. Man, that's apologize to him, and wait for him to turn around and jump on his back back in Brigham in half.

Fuck you. People say this shit like that too. Whenever, I bet you, like if I have, if I criticize a fighter, they can beat your ass. I'm not a fighter, nigga. What the fuck? He should be able to beat other fighters.

That's the problem. You didn't train for the, right? Exactly. He was supposed to. Yeah, don't let nobody intimidate you. Fuck them people. No, that's just funny to me. He'd be a kid killer as he should.

He's been trained for years. He should be able to be able to. Meet me into it. Yeah, man. The trick is ignoring all that shit. But you have to be at really a peaceful mode to ignore a lot of shit. You got to look at this.

I won't respond to the peasants anymore. No, I move the Patreon. No. Patrions, the peasants, none of them. I'll talk to my niggas on Patreon. Yeah, man, you gotta be, you gotta have the mindset of a rapper, man, you just say your shit and get the fuck on. Yeah, man, I said what I said.

My name is my name. My name is my name. Come on, man. Yeah. I don't know. Comedy gonna be changing anyway in a minute. You think so? Hell yeah.

It's changed. Nah, man. About to change again. It's changed. Soon as everybody get these vaccinations. Shit'll go right back to where it was. That's what they're not telling you. Soon as everybody get the vaccination.

One of the side effects, you ain't gonna be a better laugh and shit else. Just gonna be a bunch of motherfuckers sitting there. Like, how we used to do this? Oh, they're going to put a discreet. claim on it. You ain't even gonna know you can't laugh until you're good in there and be like, uh, yeah, uh,

what happened to my sense of humor? It's gone. That's cold. And that's how they gonna know who they got vaccinated. Damn. There'd be a nigga, one nigga in the corner laughing hard as fuck. They'll be like, he ain't been vaccinated.

He lied. He lied about me. Everybody has opened a comedy club. the comedy club. I'm gonna change the game I'm gonna open up a sarcasm club. Oh my god. This is gonna be a name coming out. Oh, you thought it wasn't a show.

You were ready to see one. Y'all had your little clothes on and everything. They don't laugh no more. No. It's just sarcasm is the new year. All they do is this. Literally. Just know the game about to change.

One more time, though. You can't chew. What to give up? You would give a music or laughter? Music or which one? I think comedy would die if it's on the way to die and if TikTok take over. No, it ain't.

Bro, because TikTok funny as fuck. It ain't even the whole time. It is. It's gonna make motherfuckers have to actually put in effort. It ain't gonna know. TikTok is hilarious. That shit hilarious. And if your TikTok is hilarious, I'll do it.

And they'll still say it's hilarious and then you can do it. I'm not gonna do it. I said you can. Yeah. I know you not. I'm just saying. Yeah, exactly. And this is the funny part.

You'll make it up. I'll do it. Then he'll do it. He'll get credit for it. And we won't never get no followers behind it. All the creative shit you come up with, somebody else will do. And then they'll be like, that person is the funniest motherfucker. They can just take that.

They'll just take your voice. But he's going to be white. They'll just take your voice. He'll be white by doing your whole voice and everything. They ain't even doing voiceovers of you. We don't even know. We don't even know. On songs.

Like so many videos of my voice and other people saying shit. Tick-Tick. That's why I won't do it. Fuck that. Nope. I got a TikTok page. Ain't shit on it, though. I'll just be watching shit.

Whatever. And I might be bitter. I got on TikTok for like two days. We put videos on there and did nobody look at them. But that may have, that may have a lot of personal shit. What you was doing on there, though? I'm playing, bro. What you was doing, though?

I ain't never not. You ain't do them little dances, don't. Don't do them little dances, though. Come on, that. I ain't never done a challenge or anything from the internet. Please. Stay real, stay down with us. Yeah, it's, I get on there to do my shit.

I don't, man, everything ain't for everybody. Nah, fun. Challenge, what challenge? That shit, fuck out of it. They'll come up with any challenge, and I'm just like, I'm cool. Me too. Good.

I'm cool on that. Evergar is actually putting in effort to give a fuck. And I'm just, I'm high. I'd be so supportive. I'm gonna do y'all things. I think the last time, you know, I learned something that somebody else, man, it was probably the wobble, nigga, and then after that I was done.

That's your last group of names. That was my last, that was my last learning something somebody else made up. You had fun doing it, though, that ain't I missed the wobble a little bit. I ain't did the wobble since the coronavirus. Since the court came. I ain't did the wobbled out.

I missed the wobble a little bit. I was in court with that one time. Who? Vic. But your big girl, back it up. Oh, you bag it up. So, bro, okay. Yeah, but you had fun doing it.

Man. You just be careful on the internet, man. Oh, no, I'm, I'm, like I said, I've already unplugged, bro. You're unplugged. It's over. But don't, what if it's a sad. I still, for now, it's a marketing tool. You can't just go to the part.

What are they gonna say the shit you like now? Nah, no, no, no, no, marketing tool, man. Yeah. is what it is. They still gonna talk shit even if that nigger gonna pay to talk shit Yeah, I'm with it.

Still a bitch, a nigga thought I wasn't coming. Hey, if you willing to pay me to call me a bitch-ass nigga, hey, man, you earned the opportunity. That's the route.

You should be, you have to pay to talk shit to pay. Yeah, you got to pay it talk shit. Especially professional. Yeah, it's, I'm sorry. Man, this is, I think people take for granted

what social media allowed. They fucked up with us. They think it's going to be like, and one, where you're going to come score on me, not you in the game. Yeah. Like, that's not how it works. Nobody liked you.

I've seen this thing going bad. I was like, this is what they don't realize. Us growing up, right, it was beyond our wildest dreams to be able to talk to somebody that we were fans of. Man. Now these motherfuckers feel like they're entitled to our attention or entitled to us talking to them. I'm not to speak to you. your Instagram going crazy.

I don't have to turn my comment section on. That's what I'm saying. Can you imagine waking up in your Instagram going crazy? Because Michael Jackson left an L-O-L under your comment. Yeah. Muffer, you got... Your page jumping. You went to sleep with 8,000 followers, woke up with $22 million.

Because Mike said L-O-L over some goofy shit you said you ain't even remember what it was. Man, I've seen that happen with, like, if Snoop repost you, You're on now. Snoop ain't even gonna tag you. Nope, that's what I'm saying. You're saying, niggins at the bottom of the comment. Appreciate it, Unk. You couldn't tag me, though.

Nigger responding to every comment. Yeah, in my real page. Yeah. Cudney underscore Bruske underscore 9906. Snoop said, I don't know how I barely working this phone. She is. Send that big. Snoop be on the gram so much.

You got to be three or four of them. You know, I'll tell you. He got gold of shit, though. I see niggins watermarked they shit, and the nigger mark out they watermark, and then repost they shit. I was like, oh, you just go into extra mile not to get this thing to credit. Nigger? They cut the nigga name off the video or the meme.

I was like, boy, it's a cold game. It is a cold game. I appreciate all the fans that take the time to. Man, it was one nigga watermarked my video. And then find their favorite clips. The nigger watermarked my video. I was like, my face is on the video. This is the watermark.

People were believing that I was him. This nigga got more followers than I did posting my shit. There's a nigga that reposted all the clips from the 85th-self page and put his Instagram name on it. You ain't had shit to do with this. A nigga named DeLorean used to do that with Countryway.

You're just going to say the nigga name. Of course, because Countryway checked that that nigga and said his name. So it's out there already. You knew him? Huh? I can never bet DeLorea. You said a couple. That's not a person I would want to meet.

Yeah, this nigga was just posting, poster, poster, Wayne shit, and Wayne, at Country is so funny, because people forget he's really just street nigger. They see the, uh-huh, they see the funny shit and him not cusset and being the clean comic. Man, when that nigga was, when you try to take some food out of his mouth, you see who he is for real. Yeah, don't never. I'll never try nobody like that.

I'll find out who you are. You keep playing my, keep playing my motherfucking videos. That bitch going to be. I had told you. I told you one time before, I ain't told him you no more. I was like, this is different from his other video. Yeah, this is really, man. And the crazy part is that video did numbers too.

Hey, man, the angry niggins sketch you did. I like that shit. Yeah, the angry nigga sketch. No, it's really about the end of who. Hey, you need to do some more of them going off video. I may have his fistballed up like a biscuit. Thank you. You stay off my pee.

That boy crazy. My last time. No, man. That's shit's crazy, man. I'm just glad. I'm glad that I figured out what I wanted to do in that space now. And that place, that place can drive you crazy, man. It can.

Because I see people attaching their self-esteem to that shit. literally self-worth yeah I am yeah self-worth to it they you can set your rights they'll post some shit and if it don't get enough likes or enough comments or whatever they'll take it off yeah we need that

you really felt that way why would you a lot of people feel like they need validation yeah I don't know why you know but whatever I'll the only time I delete stuff is because if it's going crazy motherfuckers keep comment I was like I don't want to see what people got to say about this all goddamn day. I delete it.

Or I'll cut the comments off. I ain't gonna read it. I just let them say whatever the fuck they're gonna say and move on to the next. Nah, the reason I read it is because sometimes, I don't read all of them, I used to read a lot. T Springs was, uh, he helped me out, my homeboy. He just put shit in perspective for me all the time.

Like, so we was at a barbershop, and it was this dude, he was slow, you know what I mean? And he was, uh, type and he was like, what you doing? T, was like, what you doing? He was like, oh, commenting on something on Instagram. He said, Ryan, that's who you probably argue with half time. And I was like, yeah, I got to stop arguing with these niggins on social media.

I can't be that. Start agreeing with him. That might work. You right? You right as fuck. Right. Damn, I should have thought about that. I knew you was going to say some shit just like that when I posted this shit.

I'm going to tell you y'all really how if you want this is the best way to deal with. Somebody say some fucked up shit about you on Instagram. PIN the comment. And then everybody who likes it, block them too. It's going to be 30. You can kill a lot of people at one night. It's going to be 31 dislikes on this bitch before they finish uploading. It's just built-in hate.

Yeah. But you know what? My boy, Austin, I don't even look at the dislikes or nothing like that. Austin was like, nigga, have you ever seen a video without a dislike on it? I was like, damn, that's true. It ain't shit out there that don't get no dislikes. Everybody. Man, they're just out there.

They're just out there. They're going to take everything. Man, I got to let them know I don't like this shit. That blows my mind. I hit this shit so much. I got to type it in. Let me see if you're going to click on the video. That's how bad you're hitting that bitch.

Watch the whole video so I know. Exactly. Look at 426. This is the part I hate. Right here. Right here. Right here. 1737, bull shit.

Still here. They still dropping this shit every week. I blocked them ho-ass niggas. I can say shit, but they can't. What if it's all just the CIA like, oh, we got him now. He responded to the bitch-ass-nigger comment. We got action, folks.

He got access to his page now. The shark has took the bait. It's a Hey man And people Everybody can see this But me Like and then people behind the screen

Be like Nobody can see it but us Man These hackers are good Too man You don't watch yourself Bro I got hacked I got a hack too

Yeah And I almost got A second time This this motherfucker was good He Messaged me on Instagram It was a link

So don't ever Click no link ever So, but it clicked the link And it was like, you have just been signed out And then it was like signed back in And it was the Instagram page Right, the Instagram sign in A motherfucker recreated that

Just so you could type it in And you had had it. I got halfway in to typing it in It was like, nah, then I started hitting back And sure enough my page popped back up I was like, that nigga almost got me That was good That was good These motherfuckers is really good

man. Yeah, man, what you was trying to do? That niggas hacked. My Twitter, Facebook, everything. Oh, man. Yeah, I got my Facebook hack, and it was automatically linked

to all the other ones. Man, that nigga was having a ball with my page. Changed all that shit. He changed that. Bro, when I got my shit back, you know how hard it was to switch that shit back?

Yeah. He changed the language on my shit. Man. I was sitting here like, oh, my, I was just in the mall. Like, you know what they say? What did he put it on?

You know what to say? What did he put it on? Oh. It was Arabic. Man, that niggas was sending. So it's just symbols to me. It ain't even letters. That's why I'm in the mall.

Like, the motherfuckers at the mall, they'd be like, hey, you want to try the lotion? I was like, can you read this? I'll buy two bottles of lotion if you tell me what this is. They was trying to sell, hacked pages off my page. They were responding to everybody. Oh, they hacked pages and then delete everything off of it and like, who want to buy a verified page? Yeah. There's a motherfucker get on my shit.

get on my shit, and then he go to all the females and be like, hello, I'm contacting you from a different page because I can't contact you from the main page. But the thing is, every girl he talked to is one of my cousins. I'm like, you big stupid motherfucker. They're like, man, somebody, you're trying to fuck again, because I'm like, no, man.

That same shit be happening. They'd be creating all these fake-ass pages. Then you're going to send my auntie a message. She cussing them out for three days. I was like, just let it go. Oh, my gosh. David Lucas, right? This nigga had me hollering.

I wouldn't believe it if he ain't screenshot it. Nigger, somebody pretended to be the rap of the baby. He was like, nigga, I'm stuck in Atlanta. I need 10 grand, bro, help a nigga out. And it was like, the name of the page was the baby's real page. And I was just like, yo, ain't no way. They believe niggas is falling for this. Yes.

Nigger, the baby's real page. For real, though. For real, though. The baby's real page, for real, though, I swear to God. I swear to God, this is what I paid. Oh, I didn't got 17 fake pages from the real Carlos Miller. Oh, yeah, nigger. It's Clayton English 1 through 37.

I get so mad at my fans when they fall for that shit. I'll get DMs and like, man, you still ain't sent me my prize. I was like, what? I ain't giving out no goddamn prize. You said I won a heater. You said I won the prize. You need to prove that this you Because I got a fake page hitting me up

Like why would you hit me on my real page To tell me about the fake page Like I'm about to verify the fake page No, that was me I'm trying to get with you lady Who worked at Walmart Is this you? That's what I hit you

Is this you? And then this is the thing They're like You can give me my prize I was like I didn't say nothing to you About a prize And then they'll screenshot And send it to me

My name spelled wrong I'm like you think I don't know how to spell my goddamn name, that ain't me. Why don't I spell Ryan with three wires? People sending it to you, like you're about to go ride on them, hey man, it's a fake page out here. Say no more. Let me get my keyboard.

I do be saying it like I'd be sick and niggins all day like, hey, you got fake pages out here. I'm like, report them niggas. You biches think it's a game. You think it's sweet? And they're a screenshot it and they send it to them. Yeah, report it they had. Something like my niggins.

That's how you do it, ride on these things. Got their ass up out of here. Got their ass up out of here. We'll air shit out about you. Hey, I just got access to his webcam, y'all. You got 24 hours to delete the fake page of me. I won't tell his wife about his affair. Oh, check your bank account, L-O-L.

I need to get me a hacker on my team if they can do with that. Oh, man. Chauncey is it Lives at 13-06 Post-0-O-oh I'm gonna tell you another day Lincoln Nebraska The niggins with the fake page

Sometimes don't even go back and delete All their old photos How's your cat-nish-in- So you can go to photos You can go to photos And scroll back and see the nigga Who's pretended to be you They ain't even smart enough to delete all eight old shit.

What did Catherine cook today? Oh, it looks like the school bus is late. How do you know about this? Have a nice day at Lakeland Elementary. You're a substitute teacher, right, Stan. Jesus. That's scary. That's the movie shit, though.

But they zoom in on your shit from the satellite. Nice truck outside. be ashamed if something happened to it. Yeah, I need a nigger like that. I'm gonna say, man, we all do. Shit. I've always wanted to start. Like if somebody, if I can just find anybody that's like that,

I'd start a TV show with niggins and troll. We actually find the motherfuckers. And they have to fight the motherfucker who they've been trolling. They're like, nah, they come out their house. They're like, what are y'all doing out here? Now, I square up, nigger. Ain't you the nigger who put this on my page? You said it.

I always think of niggas who be trolling and living in like a crack house. Oh, of course. And then they just don't give a fuck even if you went there to fight, they're still. And so what? Even if you win, you're still a bitch.

There's no win. There's no win. Man, that'll take all the fun. There's no way. There's no way. You come in here to fight and he just proves my point. Then don't let the bad bug, man.

Look it, you are in the company that you keep. You say, I'm a loser. Only a loser would track down a stranger. Come on, man. You beat him up and shit. And then get to the end. He pulled a whole crackhead more. You're going to kill me.

Come on and kill me then, man. You might as well kill me. With tears of their eyes. You might be able to kill me. I ain't got nothing, that's my little. I don't get your stupid ass up, man. Get up. I can't.

Get the fuck up. Motherfuckers wear great. I ain't eating daze. There's shampoo or nothing in here. I don't say, I don't say motherfuckers wear getting blocked like a bad job honor. Hey, like I'm blacked by, how many celebrities you black by? I'm blacked by seven. You black by seven?

No, people say that shit like as a bad job. Your Honor. But you blocked myself. And my ball, yeah. You know? Oh, yeah. Joe Button blocked it years ago. On Twitter. Did you deserve it?

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Wasn't going to look at their content, no way. But it was just, it was Joe, Joe definitely should have blocked me. Yeah. I was wilder. Well, he was dating like a young girl, a thing I named was like, Kaylin Garcia. That tells you how long ago this was. Yeah.

And, uh, I think she was like. 19 of some shit and he was like yeah gotta wake up early get the day started well i was like you walk you walk your girl to the bus stop he was like i'm gonna block this nigga and i was like that makes sense that makes sense i shouldn't have been that negative at seven o'clock in the morning should have blocked me so i get it watching joe budding that seven no i was on twitter at seven o'clock in the morning and it was the first thing i saw was like yeah waking up starting the day i was like oh shit you walk your girl to the bus stop he was like get this nigger out of here I was like, yeah, I shouldn't be here.

I shouldn't. The troll days was something else, though. I was trolling years before it was like a thing. Before it was a thing. This is when trolling, and I didn't hide behind no fake account, it was my face. Like, you knew who was saying this to you. It wasn't, I ain't had no alias.

You just did this shit for fun. You did this shit for fun. I literally... Or you really thought your opinions was... No, no. I was like, uh... I was just some miserable nigger. That's all.

This is a miserable ass, nigger with nothing better to do. I was in rural North Carolina, nigger. It wasn't nothing to do. What were you, like, high school though? What was trouble saying? Yeah, it was like... Okay. Yeah.

That's what I'm saying. I was young and, you ain't have nothing going on with my life. Full of energy. Yeah, and nowhere productive to put it. productive to put it. So you just was on the internet calling people, bitches? I did. I didn't do that.

If you will. I used to say some dumb shit, you know, as big as all the time. I realized, though, that I had to get my shit together. When? Because I did a, I'm hosting, like, this game show for, like, BET, and they were like, you got anything on the internet that we should worry about? but I was like, no, I'm good. They're like, so we'll do like a check

or whatever. Me, they sent me a packet, like that fucking thing of shit that was questionable that I've said over the years. I was like, well, I got to burn all my accounts then, nigga, because and I was reading them, and I was

like, oh, I said that. Oh, man. And then the artist in you was like, oh, I'm kicking. Yo, some of them was like, I was a funny ass nigga, though, for real. Y'all went to do my shit like that? Man, please. Come on, give me my shit.

Yo, dude. I want mine right now. Yeah. CIA, FBI. Give me my packet. Negative packet. You send me my packet. What if you fuck around and read one, that's the one?

And you'd be like, you know what? Never mind. I'm good. This shit, right. You really? Hell, it was so. Hey, y'all got any more? It was so.

Hey, can I get the other ones? Yeah, I deleted my Twitter. It wasn't any no point going, but it was so much on the Twitter that it was no and going back and looking trying to delete each one of them. I was like, no, I gotta burn this. Damn. You was out there rowdy. I was wilding, bro.

I was, why. I had no business saying any of that shit, bro. None of it. You was cussing out of people. You ain't any... No. You ain't know nothing about them like that. Wilding.

You didn't know nothing about it. I didn't know nothing about it. I was saying wild shit. What? I was saying wild shit. And I don't care. If any of that stuff, stuff come out, I'm not that dick anymore. I'm not wanting to go back. I'm not apologizing

for some shit I said 12 years ago. I'm just glad you grew up to be a better person. Yeah, not. I got to, man. If you ain't getting better, man, I just, I worry about, not like real worry. Like, I ain't going to go home and be like, I wonder what's that? No, I'm going to fuck. Man, what are they thinking about? Yeah, but I just, I worry about people who can't grow past, like people who stay the same for a very long time. I worry about them. You know, I just stay the same for a very long, you know what I'm doing after this?

That's if you're solid for long time, though, I wasn't solid. I wasn't solid. Come on, man. Prox on. You ever wear crocs? Yeah. I'm some comfortable ass shoes, bro.

My nephew made me get some. I'm about to get like. I ain't got no crock. He's like, local Carlos, you can put them in sport mode, four by four out of that. Sport mode. Sport mode, four by four. sport mode that's with the strap up that's the strap up four by four is when you put the

strap back oh we muddened we flopping today he's so low god damn country man it's so long to him that's what happened yeah crocs right there put the strap on like it was like sneakers with the pump on it yeah like it oh it's different when you hit the you put the pump it a few times. It's a new shoe. We believe in the sneaker technology. We did. Yeah.

I really wish I was still at that phase of life, though. Yeah. Believe in new shoes made me run faster and shit. Hey, can I, do you feel like you lost your imagination? Uh-uh. No, no, my imagination going crazy. The more should I learn, the more imaginative my shit is. Yeah.

I let this world take mine for a long time. Don't ever do that. No, no, it was before comedy. It wasn't into, when I got in the comedy, I was like, oh shit, like, it was, this shit is fun. This is the, this is the shit I loved it. We love to create and things like that. I think they push us into adulthood in a way that says, oh, no, you're not, to be mature

is to not imagine, is to not betray and shit like that. Yeah, to be stuck in the reality we're telling you that's real. Yeah, that we're telling you is real. Yeah, don't never get lost in the audience That's what I was saying about the whole comments and shit Yeah People, the motherfuckers on the other side They ain't gonna never get everything that you've given them

Because that's It's all in about how motherfucking interpret What you're trying to do If they want to be offended They're gonna take it to be offensive They will find a way Oh, nigga They're waiting to be offended

I just did a video where I was like Hey, black people got to stop inviting everybody to the cookout. For the real. If they really fuck with, you bring them back a plate. Stop saying that. Yo, and somebody was like, this one white dude was like, so you saying no white person could come to the cookout?

I was like, you mad? It's not even a real place. I've never been to the cookout, you dumb motherfucker. It's not a real place. So you mad. The next time you're niggers cook. I'm pulling up, and I don't give a fuck. I'm going to eat a rib.

I'm going to make my own turkey burgers. Where do these fucking people come from? Because I'm sure even before that point, it was something that he could have jumped in and had an opinion that strong about. But now it's like, you're not coming to the hypothetical shit. Oh, oh, oh. This nigga is trying to keep me out of his imagination.

And he hungry as fucking his imagination. So I don't get me collard greens, huh? I'm making it on your cheeks. How do they even find this shit? You can get on Instagram and find a bunch of white people opinions that you don't agree with. Exactly. I don't even know where to find it. It's not coming up on your fucking explore page. It's not coming

through my feet. And not nothing to them for strippers and pebbles and shit. So I was like, I was trying to tell a dude. Give me some motherfuckers to disagree with. I was trying to tell a dude. I was like, you know, that's like if white people were like, hey Ryan, we fuck with you, but you can't come to gnar in you.

I mean, like, nigga, it's not a real place. And I can just watch the movie. Do white people come up on your explore page? The white people? I'm a Gary Owen that don't count I don't know white people come up on my explore page

it's rare just just the ones I know it's not even on my score if it's a white dude who pops up on my explore he either fights MMA boxing he plays in the NBA

fuck that if a white dude he's doing some adventurous any of my social media he in love with a black woman I'm like who is sending me this goofish shit You get a bunch of Hands for your shit

And these are our kids And this is our house And this is what we live And this is our dog This is our cat I'm still white She's still bled We're glad

We hate you Fuck this shit I get how I get it I forget that I'm on the show I'm being entertained by this nigga from, like, two feet away.

I feel like I'm watching the show. And I'm a fan of y'all niggins. And I'm just be sitting in like, man, this shit is happening right in front of me. I'm like, oh, you're on the show, too, nigga? Okay. I'll be seeing so much goofy and shit on my Explorer pages.

I don't even explore no more. Yeah. No, I don't go. The only time I see shit in the Explorer page is now they put it in the search, right? Man. So as soon as you hit search, they got to, they make you.

You have to scroll past all the goddamn videos. Shit on your ass, yeah. But I try not to hit that shit and explore, man. No. And I don't follow any, like, Instagram models or, like... Nope. Or any twerkers or anything like that. And if you do, one time your Explorer page will fill up with it.

That's why I was like, nah, I ain't away. Just follow the only fans, women. They get straight to the point. Niggie. You might look up on your time. I got it. Pussy on sale right now. Yeah, $3.

Yep. He's going to home. Yep. Hey, it sounds like a joke. Ooh, in the age, she got a new camera. That's exactly what it's worth. You get almost smelling juices. Oh, my goodness.

Look at this Twitter. Subscribe. The next 30 minutes is free. These videos ain't short either. No, yeah. Yeah, that's everything over. That's half of it, bitch. They couldn't.

30 minutes. Straight in a minute. Straight out. Fuck these bikini men. Yeah. His whole cooches out. And that one, that'll make you and it's so messed up because that's

the shit that'll make you mad at a girl who's trying to show you a titty. You're talking about. But her page is like $30 a month. And there's a girl with $2 a month that's fucking and do. She's like, what? Give me a dollar.

I'll do it. I'll show you whatever. She had posted three minutes. You start getting mad at the 25. You start getting mad at the $25. I was going to do it anyway. A bum bitch like, hey, man, you don't appreciate my money

The most, the day they take that shit off, that's, I'm deleting all that shit. That shit keep my timeline spicy. They're like, oh, them niggins arguing. Okay. Stupid, stupid whole thoughts. Tittis. Tittis.

Flyer. White person. They get roasted in the comments. Tittis, tithes. Man, I, uh, have to be stimulated. I've never heard anybody who, like, at first I thought it was jokes. What, the whole titty's thing? Carlos really like tities.

What make you think I don't? Nah, at first, because you're funny. So I was like, oh, this is, this is, uh, and you know, niggas have a thing. Yeah. Right? So I was like, oh, maybe this is his thing. And then I was around the long enough where I was like, I'm about to switch the ass. This ain't a thing.

This nigger like titties. I'm about to switch the ass, though, man, because I'm being underappreciated. Really? Yeah, I feel like I get more. love in the ass community. That's crazy. Yeah, man. You don't appreciate it.

I even said that shit in the video. I was like, nigga. Because they were trying to talk shit about Cardi B titties. I was like, niggins need to have a healthy titty appreciation. It ain't nothing bad you can say about Cardi B titty. No, that's what was fucking me.

I was like, if we got into the point now that we can see some tities we weren't supposed to see and then criticize them, I was thankful. I never thought I was going to see. You don't get to criticize. No tities. There's been a mom. Probably for.

Yeah. That's work. That's right. They were just like your tithes graduation. When you use your tinnies for what they act were like God made them for, yeah. Whatever they can be judged. They are above reproach. They're like tennis that went to college.

They're a master degree tetties. Those are superstar tennies. Those are a millionaire titty. They did exactly what they was here for. You scoop them when you suck. It's a nigger. Out of respect. Living in his aunties base.

going, I never suck Cardi B tities. Nicky, you would never be around Cardi B to get close to her titty. Naga, what, what arrogance that you had to choose? It would be an honor. It would be an honor. It would be an honor. I just can't, I hate the internet, bro.

I was like, nigga, you never had a shot. It would be on the house. For the work you do. Come to off the off. With my hand in my head, by no means of disrespect, sir. And this ain't even on no sexual shit. No, it's done. This is a tension relieving titty, sir.

Mr. Offset. This is action, acupuncture, whatever. Let you know humbly. Acupuncture. Acupuncture. Acupuncture. Acupuncture. Acrepture.

You heard me. You know the shit with the needles. What if a woman. What if a woman. had like back problems, you suck the titty and her back went straight. Huh? You suck your titty? No, I'm saying.

Like, a woman had a back problem, you suck a titty and her back went straight. You know what kind of, like, it would be the craziest doctor ever. That'd be on the news everywhere. Only one doctor would do it. I would swear I'm not going to hear you. I didn't kill your scoliosis.

Why with the collos? He put both my tithes together. It's a surgical procedure, but it's non-invasive. Non-invasive. You didn't know how you were supposed to be standard. You needed to realignment. I just do a little adjustment. I don't want to do it, but they say it's $60,000 of titty.

I don't know. It's $60,000 of titty. Oh, no. The niggins suck tini doing mouth exercises. You come in and wee, we, we, we, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm about to save somebody's back. That's what I'm doing it is. I do stupid shit with the tities, man.

Most of niggins just know to suck them. I got one titty rule, man. on my head, this shit, because I'm bald head. I'll be all up under them, bitch. I bet that shit feels good. Titties on my mind. I put the tinnies on my head. I only got one titty rule, man.

If there is anything about your titty that you have to explain, tell me before I see it. Fuck that. Let that titty tell me. I don't want shock titty. Let that titty tell me. Let the titty tell you. I'm like a titty.

What have you been to little titty? You don't got to tell me, I'm going to discover what has that a black and my environment. Like, if your titty's are supposed to be side by side, but they're saying they want on top of each other. Say that to me before you take your shirt. I ain't never seen no titty's on top of each other. If you don't have a nipple, just tell me that. Before I, oh. Where you from?

North Carolina. What part? Concord. They got upside down tithes over? Upside down tithes. I'm just saying, man. If you're missing one, let me know before you come. Like, just let me know.

I like to be surprised. Don't let me know shit. I don't surprise me. I don't, because I wear my, uh, I haven't seen inverted nipples in so much. I wear my thoughts on my face. I'm not really, I don't have no poker face. So if you show me something fucked up, my face is going to tell you I think it's fucked up. Hell.

So tell me. I just ain't never had these many negative thoughts about it. Like, like, when y'all play this back, you are. Y'all play this back. When this nigga talking about a dude possibly being with my baby mama and fucking up, watch my face. I'm laughing.

I'm like, ha. You really? I ain't know you were still thinking about that. I'm not real thinking about it. I'm telling them. I'm telling them I have a terrible poker face. You can be alone at night tonight. He's calling as soon as he get out of here.

I was like, I have a terrible, because that ain't even a thought I have. And he just was like. Why wouldn't you think that? Because I don't think I care. You do? I don't think I care. No, you don't care until you do.

You do. But, yeah, I don't really care. So it's not a thought. It's not a thought. Maybe, maybe, maybe, hey, hey, no, maybe it's not my baby syndrome. You do. Nah. But I was just like, nah, cause was like, yeah.

Yeah, I was like, nah, I'm just like, no, put that shit in your head. I'm telling you, man. I was just like, I was like, hey, I don't. don't need it. He was like, no, every man needs to have it to the back of his bar. And I'm sitting all right, nigga. No, move then.

I hate to be that. I hate to be that guy, man. I'm sorry. I can't wait to watch it to see my face. Oh, my poker face is trash. No, because you set it up. Like, nice like, you was going to declare your love.

Like how, how, how, I She made me a father, man. I should have That's my biggest title. No matter what I accomplished in the world, man, everybody doesn't get the privilege to be a father and get the privilege of having fatherhood in a mostly stress-free environment. All my niggas going through it with the mother they kids, yo.

And I don't have that issue. That's because they ain't good fathers, though. No, no, some of these women ain't shit. There's a lot of bad ones out there. No, I can't, I can't be, I can't really be around niggas who, uh, not good fathers, man. I'm not going to. Because, yeah, I can't, I can't do it. How?

What are we gonna talk about? I mean, I just don't understand them, niggas, man. I don't get it. My children changed, my daughter changed my life. That's what made me really go hard with my career. I didn't, I knew, like, I didn't have. any real goals. Like I said, I was sitting around trolling, motherfuckers. I didn't know.

Worrying about the wrong shit, whatever. But whenever I found out I was going to have a daughter, I was like, oh, this changes everything. Because she's going to look to me for a lot of things. She's going to look to me to decide what her idea of a man is. Now your son going to watch this and be like, oh, well, just fuck me there and her daddy. You wasn't here yet. I didn't change your life, you wasn't here yet, my niggia.

You weren't going to change for me, huh? He wasn't hearing, yeah, I'd already change. So, I'm realizing, and also I was like, what if she wants to follow her dreams? What can I tell her? Because I never even tried. I never even tried to do anything. I was content with bare minimums forever. Yeah.

So what was I going to teach her? So I would be better off trying and failing, at least I'd have something to give to her. Yeah, that's cool. You flip this whole conversation. though to get out their relationship. No, my daughter, man, what if she want to ride horses? I'm saying.

And that's my little pony. And that's my little pony, bro. I'm raising her right. You know, she inspired me to learn how to write in cursive. What about your son? Nah, nah, nah. Do any of your niggins still remember how to write in cursive?

I got to be a nigger for my son. He need to see his daddy. Nah. Be himself so he can learn. Nah, my son, man. What about your daughter? Well, you know, You might want to be a party clinic.

I just found out my daughter's in AIG, man. A little smart kid. Oh, that's the name. Yeah, man. I don't know what that is. Academically and intellectually gifted kids. Okay, I didn't know. I was going to pretend like a motherfucker.

AIG. She's going to school. She's going to space, ain't she? Nah, she, that's an aeronautics program. Hey, what? She will be, but she was always. I always, but she was always like one of those kids. You know everybody think they kids smart.

Everybody do. Yeah, everybody do. I didn't even have nothing positive to follow up with that. Yeah. Well, you know, my son, he playing ball. Yeah, everybody thinks that kid's wrong. I don't do that about my kids. I'm not like, I knew.

I knew she was smart and I worry about my son. Man, I saw my son play basketball. I don't give a damn how smart he is. They're a nigga had three blocks in a row. I was like, this nigger going to the lead. You miss win motherfucking championship. Ain't nobody telling him to the day. It was like, bop, rebound, dude.

I was like, look at this, look at my top-off. That's hustle. Hey, somebody need to get on Twitter. They need to put somebody on-twail. I don't think my son gonna play those. That shit for her. He's mad at the dogging niggas. He madly uncoordinated.

He gonna get in a NASCAR or something. He gonna be on somebody pit crew. That's about as close to sports as that nigga go get. You got it, I don't know that's there. They got a tire changing. They got to start somewhere with go cars or some shit. No, he loves cars.

I think that's it. He's going to change the tire. He's going to be the poof, poof, poof, poof, poof. He's going to be that nigga. And then that's it. Man. Man, I'm telling you, this nigga can't even walk in a circle. He just ain't got the coordination, bro.

Love that dude. He got to play something where you don't have to walk in circles. Yeah, NASCAR. Oh. Well, that's a whole damn... Yeah, they're in circles, though. Nah, he put gas in the car. Oh.

When they come over and start, he's the niggins. He's ready to go. But it's still in the circle. Nah. So, nah, he's... Man, you never know with these kids, man. No, he never know. He might be a late bloomer, man.

He's just, you know. He's a happy kid. They gotta grow into them body. That's what I just love to him body. That's what I just love it. a bad kid I ain't they just don't cause me no issue I got lucky because I was a bad ass kid yeah man we used to uh stand on the roof of a like in the apartment complex we climbed on top of the roof of the office building in the apartment complex and would take the shingles off the roof

and kids would run back and forth and we would frisbee them like dodgeball they hit the kids going yeah I was a badass kid and to me that was like yeah why wouldn't you do that that's normal and then I remember a friend of mine shout out to Jamail used to take bullets and we hit them with hammers and make them go off that yeah

like you're shaking your head like the fuck wrong with them kids at the time that shit made all the sense in the world to be until like my brother was like am I bleeding? I was like we should stop hitting these bullets with these hammers I think this shit is dangerous

I think we thought it was just making the sound of a gun going on but we never really thought that it was so yo y'all was loony tones yo we were

kid like that shit was crazy that's just I just think about a lot of shit that yeah you're different bro we gotta get the fuck out of hell yo don't ever do that

don't ever yeah I saw Bugs Bunny do it check this out man The crazy part, that's why I'm, it's so weird now being looked at as an intellectual, knowing all the shit I did when I was younger. I could have died like 50 times doing goofy shit. And then somehow, now I turn into a person that people look to to make sense of things.

Boy used to hit bullets with hammers. I used to hit bullets with hammers. That shit just sounds awful. Yeah, and it just like a gunshot. And we ain't know where it went. Yeah, it literally is. It literally is a gun stuff. It went in your brother sound like,

Am I bleeding? Yeah, no, it went, it grazed him. It grazed him. He was like, we were sitting there and my brother was like, it was like, what's wrong with this nigga? And he lifted his shirt up and like a blood starts, dropping blood start rolling down. They're like, you know what, we should stop doing this.

Yeah, forever. Forever, yeah, it was the last time I ever. And nobody else ever, ever, ever, ever do that. Never, ever do that shit. Trying to roll weed in, uh-niggas were stealing weed out their parents' house. Maybe try to smoke it on the playground, rolling it in anything but the proper paper, nigga. Naga, I'm going to tell you, I don't know if it's weed to make you cough, but I know magazine paper definitely makes you call.

This nigga's smoking with the Victoria Secret catalog Boy, he's stupid That thick-ass note card with the missing kids on it Boy, that, no, that set that on time. Oh, you just smoked all the egg. I don't even know how you still here. I'm telling you, I could have done. That's so many different toxins.

Yeah, bro. Just didn't make any sense, bro. Nothing. Man, I grew up the middle of seven kids from two high school dropouts in like the hood. It wasn't, bro, it wasn't a lot of, my parents was real, they were actually pretty strict. We, I was just bad. That's what I don't have no explanation.

They didn't raise me wrong. They, I knew right from wrong. It's just wrong. It was so fun, nigga, it was, I don't know what I was doing. I remember one time I was like six years old and I would walk to a corner store and it wasn't close. Because I wanted, somebody gave me a dollar. I was like, hey, look, kid, it's a dollar. I was like, shit, I'm going to walk to the corner store.

And I walked, and my mom got off of work. And she was on her lunch break, ended up in the same corner store. So I'm looking through the aisle. She's walking in the aisle on the opposite side of me, and I'm looking through the aisle watching her so she don't see me and hoping the nigger at the register don't go, hey, kid, what are you doing? I'm sitting there like, please, nigger, whatever you do.

Don't ask me what I'm doing because my parents were like I said they were strict It wasn't that I some people like you need your ass big you think they wouldn't beat me Man my dad used to come off the top bunk with the elbow like macho man Nick I was getting my ass destroyed. Oh Yeah, you want to throw shingles off the roof? No my big disciplinarians now is a bad kid Damn. There was a bad kid.

I don't never hear people admit that they were bad kids. There's a lot of bad kids out here and don't nobody be wanting to admit it. I was a bad kid. No man, come on. We get money now. You say I was a troubled youth. A troubled youth? Yeah.

I stopped though. Once we got out of the, no, no, no, no. First year after we got out of the hood. My parents moved us out of the hood and we got to the new neighborhood. We were living in houses. I grew up in a cold neighborhood. sack. Everything was cool. I remember like the first three months we used to throw

rocks at people's dogs. But after that we started to get acclimated to us. 85 South Shoulders is not in any way than going on wood Ryan. Listen, listen. Listen, listen, listen, this was a very, very long time ago. I was a

bad kid. I was a troubled youth. Yeah. There you go. I was a troubled youth. And I know better than that now. That's why I'm bringing it up. Don't bring it up. No, if I thought it was acceptable, if I thought it was acceptable, I wouldn't have brought it up in something bad that I did. It's completely unacceptable.

Wow. Completely unacceptable. Well, I'm not admitting shit. No, no, no. The person that I was doing that with, was one of my best friends. So you brought them up. They didn't have shit to do it. No, no.

I was a grotesman in his way. He forgave me. No, everybody knows exactly what. He forgave me. He forgave me. Fuck that. It's my nigger. I was about to say his name, but I'm too afraid of where you're going to go

because I already gave so much. Wow. Because I think I would have said his name. He was like, you won't stop. Don't say it because what if he called you two weeks from now? Amen. I really fucking lost my job, Ryan. What are you telling me for?

Because you went on their fucking podcast. I didn't say I was doing it. I don't have my 4-1-K. It was my friend. My kids don't have no insurance. The friend I'm talking about, wait a second. They calling me. No.

My friend didn't do it with me. It was his dog. I said he forgave me. It was his dog. We ended up being friends. So what we're going to do now, funny, man. We're going to make one of them videos. How about to come down there to the rocks at you?

I can buy a dog. My boy is $3,600. a month. Yeah, he's getting to it too, man. He gets into it. Oh, that's funny. No, all right. Don't say, no. That's my God, man. I ain't saying his name. No. It wasn't. But, uh, Carlos Miller, thank you for forgiving me for throwing the rocks. I told you. Don't say the fuck is me. White people are going to beat me up. Carlos, how's your dog? Is he okay? My sister's a veterinarian if you need to bring me.

It's awful, man. I'm telling you, I look back, and that's what I'm saying. I look back. People will be like, oh, if you're bad, your kid's going to be 10 times worth. I was lucky, man. My kids ain't got none of that in them. I got the suburban night kids, man. Hey, look for me.

I'm suburban now. Hey, he's getting late. We're just going to go to bed. It's 8 o'clock. A big day tomorrow. No more project, baby. I had to get my son to stop calling him. He called, like, he was.

call me that shit like it was the 1940s and I was feeding the porridge and some shit. Papa? Some more, Papa. I'm like, who told you? To call me, I'm your daddy. You're raising a great guy to me. I'm your goddamn father, nigga.

It's being fival. Hello, Papa. It's getting late, Papa. Can we go to America one day soon? Papa. Sucer of the day. Yeah, yeah. His mom would be like,

yo, stop telling him not to call you that. That's how he identifies you. I'm like he going to have to call me something else. What you want him to call you? I'd rather him call me Ryan than Papa. I want him to call me something else, nigga. What were you

watching? What are you watching on TV that got your... That damn pepper pee? Yeah. Papa. And he said it like that every single time. I was like man, Pops, dad, father, I take whatever.

I was right, man, call me dude, whatever. Papa can't do it. It was never Papa. It was always, Papa. Speaking of which, bro, how can they find you on Patreon?

Patreon. Actually, go to my Instagram. Go to my Instagram. It's the link in my bio. I keep my Patreon private People always You're doing on that I keep my Patreon

Promoting your secret only fan page Nah man I got only fans page If you want I ain't I think niggins would be it I don't Okay no So the Patreon

No I don't It's 3.01 studios That's the one we need Yeah 3.0 I didn't know you was going to let me promote that shit. I was like, damn, I didn't even know Carlos knew about them. No, man.

This is your world, bro. Oh, okay. You do your thing. Only fans, double thick licorice. Um, that one, that one's more than a Patreon, though. Hey, man, just fuck you. Just go to this nigga Instagram. Go to my Instagram.

This nigga nasty, bro. You know what the fuck you're selling? This is 85 South selling. We don't have a bit in. I'm just fucking with you. Double thick liquor, right? Double thick liquor. My guy.

Fuck with me. My man. That's stupid shit. That boy crazy, man. Oh. Oh, shit. What up, man? Energy is the currency.

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