The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - San Antonio Late Roast Session She's Confident!DCYoungFly, Karlous Miller & Chico Bean | Ep. 198
Episode Date: September 6, 2019See them Live in Augusta! Late Show added! bit.ly/augustLatenight On this very special episode of The 85 South Show the coldest podcast returns to the comedy club scene and plays The LOL Comedy club i...n San Antonio! Big Gurl steals the show and showcases her confidence, DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller and Chico Bean roast everybody in the small club and somebody proposes in the front row. This episode is all about love! FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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San Antonio, get ready to make some noise.
This is the 85 sound show!
Second show in San Antonio.
Second show in San Antonio.
Come on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
We got the big girl in the building.
We got the big girl in the building.
We got the big girl in a building.
Put your face on it.
Put your face on it.
Put your face on it.
Put your face on it.
Put your face on it.
Put your face on it.
San Antonio, what's up with you?
San Antonio with this bitch
San Antonio with this bitch I said San Antonio with this bitch
We're saying that's Antonio in this bitch
Who from the east side?
Who from the east side?
Who from the east side?
They go to criminals
They go to criminals
They go to criminals
Making her seat so sure he got a standing hook seat
Standing her seat
Got a
Standing her seat
She got her
She got her
She's gonna fall
She looked like a lizard
Man she needs to
I got the lizard
Titties
in the building
There's
There's a lizard Titty
in the building
We got the lizard Titty
in the building
We got the lizard
Titty
Hold up
Hey Chico
Hold up
Hold up
She worked for Geico
Hold up
She worked for Geico
Hold up
This lady right here
orchestrated
Every library will set it off right here.
Oh!
Mama got the Alan Avicent braid.
Oh, yeah.
Mama got the Alan Avicin braid.
Mama got the Alan Avicin braid.
How the hell you get the pimps and things in your head,
you'll sit down, sit down so we can sit.
Get out, Sad Antonio.
Who mama is here?
It's your mama.
Boy, boy, your mama cool in the bed.
That's your mama right there, OG.
that boy got his shirt tucked in the front
so you can see his belt boy
you ain't a old killer
I know
nigga tucked this shit in the front
fuck that nigga I paid a thousand dollars
for this motherfucker
they gonna see this bitch
he got a couple of horses on his wrench
what's up real
that shirt new ain't it
shit I'm gonna put my hat
that shit knew can't be button all the way on to the neck
hey boy said
son duty you
What's up, little woman, little thing in there, girl, what's up?
Thane that girl, take all the dick, all the other.
She take all the dick, she'd be laying up.
And she got them long-ass arms.
She'll jab you from far away.
Bitch, shut the fuck up.
She'll just be laying down and not making no noise.
Then one tip just come out.
Crazy is it.
Can't hit no skinny girl.
They'll have an asthma tank.
Oh, I'm doing that shit the whole last show.
What's good, San Antonio?
How y'all feeling tonight, man?
No, y'all got to wake the fuck up.
I know y'all was waiting for this shit to start talking shit.
What the fuck is wrong with these niggas?
These niggins on that syrup.
Hold on, let's speak their language.
What y'all digger's up?
Let's it go.
That's how they were saying to D.C.
Hey, all those niggles in line like,
You niggins need to hurry, y'all.
Especially a young nigga, they on the pills and shit
that fell asleep at line.
Nick, on the perk in the line like this.
Nica, we don't change hats.
They don't think it's us no more.
Yeah, we're in San Antonio's.
We got to put on our fucking cowboy hats.
They're like, what?
DCA?
Nick, it's me.
Stupid out.
Shit, as soon as you get off the plane
in San Antonio Airport, you see the white man
of these motherfuckers.
Welcome to the old days, fucker.
What did you guys do down here?
You're some rappers or something?
Right.
I disagree with them, yep.
I rap, Joe, do.
Yes, please.
Old white men.
I love you big guy.
The fact that you was,
this is confidence right here.
Fuck what anybody got to say.
Turn up.
Let no fault know.
Yo, lace front.
I, let's run on fleet, yeah, ugh, uh, uh, uh, yeah, uh, and you smell good, tell them.
You fuck wrong with her, bitch, you took five bams today, bitch.
Bicki Smalls is the endless.
I'm not about to be, I wouldn't be wrestling with your big ass.
Two goddamn hot in Texas for all that shit.
Oh, I want to be hot as hell, you know what I love you, bitch.
What wrong is you?
And she's confident.
That's right.
She's confident.
She is confident.
Yeah, that's right.
She stuffed her stomach down in her tight so she don't give her down about what you got to say.
She's confident.
Yeah, that's right.
What she do?
She stuffed her stomach down in her tights and she don't give her down what any you got to say.
What's she do, Tico?
She put her stomach down.
She put her stomach.
down in her tights.
Then what she do?
She took five showers every night.
Who why she do?
Because she's gonna shake that booty right.
For who?
For you.
Why you not shaking?
Why are you not shaking?
Oh man, look at that.
Look at that.
The whole lot of big ass from the back.
She's wiggling now.
Wait a minute.
I seen Cucci.
I see Cucci.
That thing pink too.
Ooh, come here.
Baby girl, you're so pretty.
I know you put baby powder on your tides.
You know what?
You want some pussy.
You want some pussy.
She's sexy.
And this don't seem a little hectic.
But listen, she has good credit.
And I know her pussy good because she looked like she's pregnant.
It's true.
Yes, it's true that you didn't know.
When you're going to get some pussy from her,
you'd be like, where's the pussy?
She lifts her stomach like, here it go.
Turn this shit off. That is enough. I am not. I will not participate in any more of this fuckery.
That was part of. Come on, hit it again. Where that pussy goes?
Yeah, that's the song. I said she's confident. Yeah, that's right.
right. She stuffed her stomach down in her tight,
and she don't give a damn what any of you've got to say.
Everybody in here, come on, say she's confident, yeah, that's right.
She stuffed her stomach down in her tights,
and she don't give a damn what anybody's got to say.
One more time, everybody said Antonio.
She's confident, yeah, that's confident.
Yeah, that's right
She stuffed her stomach down
In her tight
She don't give a damn
What anybody's got to say
Oh shit, take me home, y'all
She's confident
Yeah, that's right
She stuffed her stomach down
In her tight
She don't give a damn
What?
She's confident
Yeah, that's right
She stuffed her titty's on leg, her elbows all in her ties.
Eyes covered her, yeah that's right.
Stubbed her elbow, her arm her friend, her neighbor in her tie.
Turn this shit off, right, motherfucker.
Stop! Don't play shit else.
Fuck that. Bring it back.
I hate you, niggas.
We got to make up a dance for that, baby.
That's the shit right here.
She'll hit the hook one more time.
They forgot the hook.
She's confident.
Yeah, that's right.
She's stuck, and she don't give a damn what anybody's got to say.
Stop, stop right now, that is enough.
That's enough.
Oh, shit.
What's your name, boo?
Jania.
It's Janine.
Janine, y'all show some love to Janine.
Love you, Janine.
Salute to you.
So just fuck what I say, huh?
Yep.
Play a woman's hat.
Leave her to fuck alone.
Hey.
Everybody, everybody.
Every day, mama's got those Allen Iverson brace, and we see you in here with your son.
I'm wondering if that's your only one.
You look really good.
That's how I felt
That nigger tucked his shirt
And so you can see his belt
You know it's going down
In San Antonio
Everybody sing the hook
She stuffed
Come
Y'all fucked it up
You ain't paying attention
Paying attention
I'm trying to see if they're paying attention
You fucked up
I know but they were saying to keep on
Yep
I was waiting on y'all
But we're back
Ah
She's confident
Yeah, that's right
She don't give her damn
What anybody's got to say
Let me tell you something
That shit will stop any day
That's enough
Okay
Sounds like a schoolhouse rock song
Yep
Hey little guys, you know what?
You don't need no belt
You know what you can do
Whoa, see.
Hey, that's her last.
The intro to the song,
nigga Walker, cut it, cut it.
This is how your intro to the song.
Wait a minute.
Whoa, yeah, that's right.
She's stubborn ties down in her tight.
She don't give her that.
What anybody's got to say.
This nigga's his own words right here.
Hold on, look.
Hold up.
This nigga's like, yeah, I'm on the block with my folks over.
I'm like, what the fuck?
D.C., find me somebody that can sing that goddamn hook, man.
Who on the scene in the hook?
Let me see.
We got some singers in here.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Uh-oh.
All right.
See what.
Sign it did, Chenie.
Hold on, bitch.
Hold on.
Hold on.
We got to give you an intro, bitch.
Your night, Janine.
Bitch.
You hear me?
You better say, bitch.
You hear me.
You let these monfunk of no, bitch.
I got my shit in my tight.
I'm calm.
Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Yeah!
I got my tummy all in my type, and I don't give a damn.
No, I don't give a damn.
She's confident, whoa, yeah that's right.
I took my tummy down in her tight, because she don't give her damn.
Listen, stop, stop, delete it, delete the whole song.
Delete the whole song.
Stop.
Let me tell you.
Everywhere we go, y'all get to fucking with people.
We just help a lot of people.
I don't think you understand.
If you feel like you got something fucked up wrong with you,
you look in the mirror.
Who you got, D.C.
Who you got?
Well, it's a lot of people in here.
You want to go on?
Hey, white lady,
right there. How does it go? You look like an old Wendy's logo. How are you doing? Can I get
some spicy nuggets, please. We got Idris Alba in here. There's no Idris Abba. What's up, Idris?
Idris Elba. Hey! Yeah, that's fine. You need to let go of your damn hairline. Because it's
leaving you. What is wrong with you?
Stop, really.
We ain't done.
I'm looking for niggas.
You looking for somebody?
Look, niggas was excited.
Oh, look, she got a lace for it on.
She need a verse.
Who?
Right here.
Whoa!
Moose getting in it!
Who's all going to do?
Who's all going to do?
Oh!
I love, bitch, I gotta wait till you come back around.
You ready?
Oh, got your lace and yeah, that's grooving,
but you need another one because your keeps moving.
Your lace front shifting left to right.
Yes, sir.
And your lace front's new, and I can tell it,
But in three or four days it's gonna look like a helmet,
and you know it, you need to get some glue.
Y'all like shit.
If you got used, place for us, come on.
Left to right, left right.
Oh, I see some used ones in here, I said.
Okay, okay.
I said, left the right.
Y'all take shit too far.
I told you to stop this shit.
Bitch, you better raise your hand,
bitch.
These motherfuckers ain't shit.
Oh,
that's what happened when you come
to the 85 South show.
This is an experience.
Right.
Get you some country music
and all types of shit.
Yeah, that's right.
You don't laugh about that shit.
We do
got titties in the building.
I was going to wait to say it later.
What are they in?
They all lay here.
Port them out.
They all end up.
Look, everybody with no teeth.
Like, oh, who are you talking about?
He ain't looking at me.
It's okay, baby.
You good with them little tities.
I suck them little titty.
You can suck both of them tities at the same time.
No.
Sucking on your little titty like eating the gusha.
Yeah, um, one bite.
I would not get that nipple.
I am dead.
They're some small tities.
You can't even suck them.
You got snort them like a lime.
Ah.
Hey, what's your great to do?
Greg, go snort some titty real quick.
I'd be right back.
If my titty big in your old, bitch,
you're going to have to get it to fuck out of my house.
If I do this, if my shit move.
Titty in the same spot.
It's okay, but guess what?
I know you got something else on you.
Yes, sir.
That pussy is like the little chicken cheese.
Skinny women, bustle.
Skinny women got their pussy.
Yeah.
Skinny women got their pussy.
like an alligator mouth.
I'm dead.
That shit deep.
Y'all ain't ain't got that little wall right there.
That block it, nope.
Like, come on in.
You want to see we got more pussies.
We got a whole room in here.
Come on back.
If you got more dick, you can put it in there.
Look at her.
She is sure ashamed of her.
She said, these black men are so nasty.
What is rough?
Yep.
How you doing?
That's your boyfriend right there?
That's your son.
That's your son?
That's your daughter.
Look at you.
Mommy ain't here with that.
And that's the nigger she fucking with.
You ain't want to say it.
You're like, no.
That's my daughter.
Nah, he worked with her.
He's just a cool-eyed nigga.
Mom ain't here with that Tony Braxton head cut.
Love should have bought you.
You're the mom in the house.
You should have been with me.
All my cooers.
Let me see it.
Sign by my sign, baby.
And you know, just feel me, bode.
I don't know the words, but I know the melody.
What?
Come on, y'all ready?
Oh, yeah.
Ra.
Ra.
Ra.
Ha.
Ra.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Keep going.
Right.
Oh.
Oh, right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh-rah.
Dedicated to the grown-ass woman.
They got some grown-ass children.
Mama say, right.
Come on.
Uh-rah.
She was in the club in 96.
She goes.
She's going to snatch your soul.
She's like, rah.
Hurrah.
She grabbed the underhand.
Uh-uh, come here.
Where are you going?
You can't fuck with her.
She too grown for you, Chico.
They can't do it.
They like,
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
You can't fuck with that lady
She's too much for you
Why you say that?
She'll fuck the shit out of your hair
You're eating lima beans
With turkey meat
And them for seasoning
Get the cougar cooogoochia
And I know reasoning
Talk your shit
You want a man to cut that grass
And then come in the house
And then tap that ass
That's the star
That'll take a guy
have to eat and put some brakes on the car
Ooh
Ooh
Hey Carlos
Hey
She want a nigga tap that ass
Fuck her good then go and take out her trash
Hey
She want a nigga tap that ass
Fuck her good then go and take out her trash
She needs a grown man with endurance
And an old nigga with some insurance
She want a grown man with endurance
And a grown nigga with some insurance
I don't care
Get late
I'm the reason she got them raised
I said
I don't care get late
I'm the reason
They got them raised
That's okay
Cause we straight
I had to listen
To some GZ mix tapes
That's okay
Cause we straight
I had to listen
to some GZ mix tapes
Hey
I heard it one time
And she said
You're the one
Would you mind talking
To my son
Yeah, he can't help
Hisself
He keeps tuck in this shirt
And so people could see his bells
He can't see his bell
Then I said the people
want to see his bell
Niggas don't nobody
want to see your bell
Tuck your shirt in a little naked
Tuck your shirt or you in a little neck
You got to tuck your shirt in a little neck
You know, tuck your shirt in a little niggas
Let's see you
I don't build a cook a play
You try to go out to eat
She says it's food at the house
You know what's going down
Yeah that cougah
You ain't gonna keep running in and out
You loser
I say yeah
Chico, she old but her ass still fat
Tried to hit a missionary
She said
None of that young man
Slow down
And matter of fact
Put my legs down
It's some places that your dick
ain't gonna go
And you ain't fucking meat like no young hole
Oh man
She made me put my socks on
And look the dog
Hold up was that
Hold up
What's that
Okay
Bring it back
Get her from the back
Okay
Like the last stroke of
She had an asthma attack
Oh
Yeah
That's right
Get her from the back
And you did it all night
Get it from the back
Yeah you did it all night
After I fucked the right
We watched the night
I said y'all young
niggas too mean
I pick up her medicine
at Walgreens.
I said, y'all young niggas threw me.
I'd be picking up medicine
into Walgreens.
I was at Walgreens.
That was true.
Let me think you have me.
I made my boo.
She told me, she had a crush.
I gave her all that thing.
She said, young man, that's too much.
She said, I meant that too much.
She said, young man, that's too much.
And you know, a man, that's too much.
And you know, young niggas.
I said, a man, that's too much.
Cougar, this was dedicated to the Cougar
to the Cougar, this was dedicated to the Cougar.
This one dedicated to the Cougar.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
See, turn the shit off.
They just get too goddamn icky.
We're not all in this shit.
I don't know what, fuck.
Like I'm talking about anything.
Y'all niggins is stupid.
My band, we just left you hanging in there.
Yeah, y'all fucked up for that in front of air, but.
You're like that.
All right.
Nobody want to give me with that.
Okay.
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I knew I wanted to obey and submit, but I didn't fully grasp for the rest of my life what that meant.
In the woods of Minnesota,
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Why did I think that way?
Why did I allow myself to get so sucked in by this man
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Hey, fellas.
Grown men, you remember when you was 20, you could fuck all night?
Yeah.
You remember that shit?
A lot of men can't fuck all night no more.
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Not saying that nobody's lacking in that department,
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hit her with the motherfucking rock,
Hey.
Go to bluechew.com.
Use the promo code 85 South.
Now I'm not saying that this is FDA approved or nothing, but you experiment with shit all the
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Why wouldn't you want to experiment with bluechew.
Color?
If you ought to look and you have problems getting it up, uh, here's what you need to do,
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you some said blue chew.com and go get you some going to make love to your lady come on y'all
for a long long time and hit her with that wood I swear to god I ain't line it's a sexual stimulant
and make your meat get hard it's a sexual stimulant it make your meat get hard
shout out to all the grown women in here that still got some hell in their coochie
That means your pussy is an adult.
No, it ain't.
That means you just got too much shit to do
and you ain't have time to shave.
Exactly.
She busy.
That's a busy woman.
That's what you want.
That bitch, coochie, stank!
Smell out like all day.
Shade, bitch.
All that booty sweat is going in your coochie hair, bitch.
Ladies, like, oh, that's what that smell is.
Boy, you're going through some shit.
Boy, I know the kitchen in this motherfucker was like,
how many fucking wings are they going to eat?
God damn!
Another 12-piece, fuck!
Somebody's gonna have to run up to Kruger.
They're nasty.
They ain't really good like that.
You're tired of truth, shit.
I got to look darned.
Babe, babe, you look so damn sweet and tender.
I just want to sit on your lap
and tell you how my life been.
See, you can tell you're new to the big girls.
Uh-uh.
You got to do this.
Stretch your arm out.
I lick that whole little bit of corner.
See, y'all plan.
That's Baby D from Friday.
niggas she do his cell dope and babysit out the same house i ain't never fuck with the bitch
west side 13 and sandals this is sparta that's the lion nigga god damn we got grown man
feet you're gonna play with her if you want to fella you'll kick your ass down the step
how your feet get like that kicking down trap house doze what the
she a bounty hunter that's what she do she bounty hunt on the east side you'll be the bitch
ass, won't you?
Ooh. When she
get through fighting, they're going to be braids all over
that goddamn club.
Hey, y'all seen that video or that
big girl knocking that nigga out on Instagram?
Boy, you knew
she was great to knock his ass out because she walked up
like...
Man, she knocked their drunk ad, clean that stupid-ass.
Y'all little niggas gonna get another talking loud
to these women bigger than you.
What are we gonna do?
What they gonna do?
Fuck around to be a video
Oh shit
Hold on
Oh
Man, oh Lord
Man I tickle your ass
You better quit playing
She better go-goo-goo go-goo
Ooh
That shit don't work
Boy she stood up
And was built like Reggie White
You better stop
Nick I knew you didn't want no smoke
With her when she stood up
And picked up her ass
You got to end the argument with a big girl
Want something to eat?
She gonna slap your head too time
You're gonna be walking off
How would you just say in those shit?
Why you just ain't gone how to do that?
What's your name, sweetheart?
Huh?
Kendra.
La Nita.
That name sounds like a piece of
She got a suburban.
You got a truck on us.
You got a truck.
Shout out to the lady right there with the glitter outfit on.
She's a sister.
Go middle.
Outfit on.
Yeah, that's you with the glitter out.
Don't look surprised.
She's like, oh, no.
You ain't want nobody to see you in here with the Soul Train ball out there.
Where the fuck you're coming from?
Mayor Jake Blige video?
He came in here with a disco ball.
Like, ain't nobody gonna see her.
She got that ain't no more holleration.
Hateration.
in this dancerie.
We got that dancerie sweatsuit.
Ladies, can I ask y'all a quick?
Did Mary J. Blige said they're about to get it ovulating in the club?
Did she say that?
Don't be no hang on me.
I don't want none of that ovulation.
That ovulation pussy smells it smell like Easter eggs.
That nigg is stupid, man.
For all that man, man, man.
Easter egg died stink like a motherfucker.
You'd be mad and shit at your kids.
Don't drop the kids.
goddamn egg. He got my kitchen stinking,
knicker.
He's a guy right here.
Bro, I hate that condom smell.
Br, you ever wore a latex condom?
Oh, shit.
Don't fuck with him.
Here's your fucking chicken.
Keep you laughing, motherfuckers.
Y'all bullshit.
That they got a YouTube video of him singing in the living room
with 30 million views.
He almost out this big.
30 million views.
They got a beautiful level.
That motherfucker hate everybody except for his cat, Mr. Kittins.
Mr. Kittins.
He got a cat named Mr. Kittens.
He'll go home and talk to Mr. Kittens.
Those Blackies were talking bad about me today.
I held my own though.
A lot of chicken wings sold.
Stop looking at me like that, thin ass lady.
He's talking about thin ass.
Nah, you better leave her alone.
You play with her.
She's built like Kevin Durant.
She's going to bust your ass.
No, she's not.
You tell her I stop looking at me thin ass, ladies.
She's going to be like, nigga.
That's what, digger, let's go.
Play me for that motherfucking dick, man.
Fucking throw this dick, man.
She's going to wrap her legs around yours like a snake you can never pull out.
I got you now.
Let me go.
Let me go then, lady.
I would have told her, ha, I've been king.
You were, you tricking.
You're a terrible nigger, Dese.
I ain't living like that.
I fucking with a dink in front of hood, bitch.
I've been winning your purse.
I've been one in your purse.
Get your child support early.
Oh, bitch, you lost off.
Let me too.
I fucks with this crap.
I know, man, we live, man.
Some fine-ass women, Antonio.
Shout out to all the fine-dance women.
All of them.
Even the ones who didn't clamp,
you know you ain't fine, but you're good, too.
Somebody.
You just don't know, ladies.
As long as you're alive, you got a goddamn chance.
Right.
Stay alive.
Somebody's going to fuck with you.
Don't believe that.
That's true.
You are ugly.
That ain't got nothing to do with it.
She can be ugly.
Long as that pussy works, she will get somebody.
Let me tell you some.
I know I'm ugly, especially when I ain't got no haircut.
I'd be like, I am.
Nick, when you ain't got no head cut,
when we ain't got no haircut,
because my shit
don't even grow in the front no more.
I know, nigga, be mad?
I ain't taking my head out. Fuck that.
You don't know the pain
when your shit grow everywhere, but in the front,
my shit grow all on the size.
I got the George Jefferson. I let my shit grow out.
Oh, I look like my man right there
with the white shirt on, that nigga.
Who said some?
Some of you bitchy take y'all wigs off. You look just like me.
I said something.
Can't wait to take that shit off.
Ah!
Oh my god, it was so hot in that LOL comedy club.
Shit.
So damn man, you stupid.
Bitch, my man.
People always come up to me and she go take your hat off.
That's what I said I'm gonna start doing.
Any woman come up to me, take your hat off.
Bitch, take your hat off.
Same time.
I take mine off, you take yours off.
Bro, that shit would be so cold.
You just flip everything.
everything people do. You know how people run up on you, be like,
oh shit, Chico Bean, bro, wow, and now, eight, five, I fought with that shit.
What if we can do that shit to them?
Like, oh, shit. Lanita, Romart?
Girl, I be in your land all the time. I fuck with you.
Hell yeah.
You can get a picture.
Oh, shit, hey, D.C.
You be getting motherfuckers in and out of them.
Hey, they go skinny Keisha from Waterburger.
What's up with you, good?
What's up, girl! Ah!
The way you make them chicken sandwiches ain't nobody fucking with you.
Let me tell you something.
time I come to your motherfucking line, bitch.
11.30, I want a hundred but a chicken beast, bitch.
Nah, she's cool. She don't charge you for the extra barbecue sauce and nothing.
That's a real name.
How much you weigh?
Don't ask her that, that's uncomfortable.
112?
Like the song group, Pitches and cream.
That motherfucker, oh, swole, you hear me?
We keep fucking with you, because we believe in you.
She said she weighed 112.
Cubey.
I didn't push the BDC.
That's like, come on.
She's got a box on that.
That's dope.
What?
Never lie.
Look, she like this.
That's why you ain't here built just like a French fry.
I know.
Look at her, look.
Turn.
Hey, y'all got one more goddamn time.
Y'all got to appreciate how good our band is.
Stop this shit.
Stop this shit.
Stop it right now.
go outside and play for change outside of this motherfucker.
They got they set up with him.
How do y'all got this shit already ready?
Like, they just know how to play everything.
These niggins are talented.
I don't know what you just said.
Skinny matter, we love you, sir.
That's all I heard when you was like,
I don't know, I don't know what you said.
I don't know.
I don't know what you do with your hand or none of that.
I don't know.
I don't get it.
I don't want to.
I don't want to.
I don't want to.
I don't.
I don't, stop.
D.C. go over there.
I'm a wait.
Nobody looking at them.
Yeah.
Boy, she got a plate of...
Got a whole pot of greens on the stove at her house, boy.
I'm gonna let him cook while I go to the show.
I bet you $10, she got some baked chicken in her purr right now.
It's still hot.
She's gonna collect all the dirt.
What the fuck?
Look at Connor.
He's sick of this shit.
He knows it too.
He's like, how did he know?
Connor looked like one of them characters off Naruto.
That shit.
One of them...
Network, China, you do not want to battle me.
Don't you still fuck with you, go.
Digimon, Digimon Monsters.
That nigga got six Pokemon in the back right now.
I'm going to hit you at the hologram.
Oh, shit.
Y'all don't leave that boy alone.
That nigga trying to be so cool.
Like, he ain't just see the rap.
Shit, that nigga got his shirt tucked there.
You can see his belt.
He's going to a hookah lounge when this shit over with.
And that nigga tried to be cool.
That ain't go like there.
Yeah, that nigga.
Greg go to a hookah lounge.
And they're cool as a motherfucker.
And you know he didn't have money for a long
time too because he got on that old Gucci
Man jewelry, nigger. Remember when Gucci
first came out? Boy, you got that
Bart Simpson Gucci Man.
You got that early this summer
thing. You got that early.
Nigger got that old J. Juice man in this motherfucker.
Brits.
I was certainly looking at a boo.
All white boots.
White tan bricks.
He'd go to school.
Make it with the food.
Ah!
What did you say?
Oh.
He got a meat tank coming out.
That's shit going to be fire.
You rap?
What you do, OG?
He'll promote him.
He'll probably.
I'm definitely saying.
No one of anybody to be at his parties.
He's like, don't worry about it.
We're going to get the color.
Nigger be talking to your shit, man.
I got a lot of walk-up potential.
That's why ain't nobody here yet.
Ah, got a lot of walk-up potential.
Niggins ain't nobody coming.
What y'all doing over here in this VIP?
He's like, man, they'll get it.
You see, we got VIP over here.
What VIP is?
Those niggas at the door.
That ain't no VIP.
This shit is a skate rink.
You're damn right, D.C.
What do you say?
Damn sure it was a skating rink.
I'm telling you, they got a ramp.
It's the rump right here putting skates right now.
Nah, you don't need to know.
This rap's lily as hell.
Like, who the fuck coming up in this damn?
At the beginning of the year, they turned this bitch into a tax office.
And they can come in here and get their taxes done.
Turn this shit into an H&R block on January February.
This shit used to be an old Navy.
Better leave that nigga alone.
That's a real Mexican right there.
He said, yeah, you fuck around.
You'd be.
He's no real mess.
You think it's a game.
We'd be in the back of an F-150.
Hey, man.
I hope you guys like the kiddos.
We're going to see how funny you are to my cousins.
He was allowed to speak to me.
He was a letter to speak to him.
Shit, niggas.
The Mexican gangsters is down here for real.
See the motherfucklers, them cowboy boots.
The curl in the front.
Don't say nothing to that, nigga.
I see the Mexican one of the Lathane.
The Lepern.
The Spurs, yeah.
You hit the horse quick.
You were just like, shank.
Yeah, you better to be careful out here.
Shout out to all the Hispanic people that don't speak Spanish.
You don't know what your family's saying either.
They're talking about your stupid ass.
They are ashamed of you.
They'd be talking shit about you.
One does stress.
You don't know.
You're dumb as fuck.
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It'd be like black mommas when they're trying to help their son with the homework.
If you got three chicken wings and one chicken wing is gone, how many do you have?
Quatose.
It's your stupid ass up.
This nigger said five chicken wings.
Niggia had a flashback.
14, that's 14, isn't it?
I'm stupid.
What a real message is there?
Where are?
Where ya?
Don't sound like word.
Where ya?
Where ya.
These niggins, they're clapping.
Are y'all corporate in the bits?
I don't know who make the beats.
Why the Corona Mexican then?
I don't know who make the beats for the Mexican artists.
But when y'all pull up aside a nigga at the light bubbing that...
da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
I'm like, they must got Zatoman on their shit.
You got to be on cocaine to be a Hispanic artist.
I'm telling you.
That shit is too fast.
Man, I tried to do that shit one time
twisting my hips too fast
and hit one of them nuts.
My stomach started hurting,
just thinking about this shit.
That's how it be.
That's what you're trying to get his life together.
Bro, every time you say a real Spanish word,
the Hispanic people get excited. You heard him?
He's been paying attention.
He's doing good too, man.
Hey Holmes, he's been practicing.
I don't listen.
That's why I love D.C. He gets it, man.
He really giss it.
That's why I love the Mexican accent.
It's like it's the same everywhere.
It don't matter where you catch a Mexican that's American.
Hey, Holmes, what's up, man?
You guys are fucking funny, man.
Hey, bro, you know who funny is held up the young Hispanic dudes, bro.
When they run up on us, they say, they always say Chico's name hard as fuck.
I think they think he is Spanish.
They always be like, D.C.
Carlos, Chico Bean, man, Chico Bees.
Hey, man, it's Chico Bees, man.
Chico B, man.
They do say your name hard and fuck, no, Chico.
Chico B, man.
My mom's making tequitos, man.
You want to come over, man?
I'm like, hell yeah, niggas.
What you guys doing later?
Nick, I'm not hanging with you, my mother.
No, hell no.
No how y'all party.
Boy, that's a weird nigg.
No, cut niggas.
Niggas be hitting you when you come in on the road to go to the show and shit.
Niggas just hit you, hey, bro, hit me when you get here.
Nigger, I don't know you.
Like, I got that gans when you touched down.
You can be the most hated nigger in San Antonio, now you act like we friends.
No, I don't want that beef.
Man, I ain't ever gonna lie, if I remember one time promoter had them book me for a show, bro.
I rolled around with this nigga, bro.
You know what this nigga took me, bro.
I know, you told this story.
This nigga took me to a grade site, bro.
This nigga was like, hey.
they're my little brother who introduced me to you.
I'm like, what do you want me to pray for the niggins?
That's awkward as fuck.
Like, what do you do in that situation?
I'm like, what the fuck?
That was up.
Man, you know, he ain't even have to do you like that, D.C.
D.C.
I'm like, we got to funeral again.
That was up.
Bro, he didn't have to take you to that.
That was fucking.
fucked up. He was dead-ass wrong.
Dead serious.
Dude. That was dead-ass wrong.
That's hilarious.
And the crazy part about it, the funeral home was at a dead end.
Hey, you could have called somebody, but your battery was dead.
Look, bro, can we move on to something else?
Because you're killing this.
When they see this, they're gonna lie, boy.
When they see these, they're going to like,
well, the boys, they ain't serious.
How many couples we got in the building tonight?
Just a couple?
Why the couples?
I'm talking about real couples.
Who are the real couples?
All right, if y'all just go together, let me see.
If y'all just go together.
Let me see.
fellas, then you're in here with your lady
and she treats you real good, make some noise.
No, I don't believe that.
You don't believe it?
I'm talking about a nigger that's proud of.
of his woman.
Man, you're proud of your woman.
Make some noise.
You're proud of your woman.
That's right.
Stand up.
That's right.
Okay.
Oh, all the real nigga that's proud of their woman.
Come on.
Ooh.
If you're proud of your baby.
Stuck Hut City on the way home.
You got a suck.
Hurt.
Look at that.
He looked proud.
That nigga in the car.
It's my first girlfriend.
It's my first girlfriend.
Don't worry about it, baby.
I'm gonna dance all night for you.
Let's go.
Fellas, you know we about to do this summer?
What?
We about to bring back finger in.
Ooh.
We about to bring back finger in.
Which fingers do you?
We about to bring back finger in.
Which fingers do you use these too?
We about to bring back finger in.
Or do we use these things?
We're about to bring back fingering.
These two are these two.
These two.
Who are bringing me, y'all?
You got booty fingers.
Ladies got the pussy so big, you got to use these four.
Use these four?
You got booty fingers, don't touch me.
No, bro, don't support no more of my bullshit, bro.
Don't support this.
Ladies be looking at that nigga's fingers the whole time.
They're like, uh-uh, he's not touching me with those fingers.
Right.
We got booty fingers.
Some of y'all better stop clapping them.
Some of the pusses don't know if you want to touch him anyway.
Like, what the fuck happened to your pussy?
You fell off your bike?
He's had a tragic ass in it.
She fell off her bite.
You ain't never seen that pussy look like somebody stepped on it.
What the fuck happened to this?
Pussy got caught in the dough man.
That'd be hilarious.
He'd be like, what happened to your pussy?
Oh, I lost my pussy in the skateboarding accident when I was 14.
I fell out of tree.
Coocheeleaf, why don't you just leave?
There's no such thing as an ugly pussy.
They are very unique.
They all like snowflakes.
They are unique and special.
And they all know.
Look at baby D.
That's not rid of a such thing
is ugly, coochies.
Our coochet just ain't the same.
Trust me. Trust me.
Yes.
And that Arby's meat
be delicious.
Yes.
Yes.
I don't know who told you
that the pussy had to look good
to be good. That's the stupidest shit I ever heard.
You can't judge a book by its cover, ma'am.
You hear me.
That cover might be fucked up, but the pages
is beautiful.
Your motherfucking right.
You know why, ma'am?
Because the motherfucker who wrote the book
didn't draw the cover.
He didn't.
He got it.
Yeah, that went over y'all hair right there.
Because he had to have somebody to draw that.
Right.
You could talk to any man in here.
Some of the best pussy you will ever have.
And some of them long-ass lips on it.
Hell yeah.
Like, ladies, if you do like this
and there's anything hanging down,
yeah, I'm talking to you.
Yep.
If you got any hang time, I'm talking to you.
I don't give a fuck if it's just that one lip,
Sometimes it'd be that one lip that's just doing ladies know.
It'd be over libit.
Yeah, it'd be the lopsided lip.
Shut our door, the lopsided lip pussy ladies in the building.
We love y'all.
Ladies, don't ever be insecure about your pussy.
It is pussy.
That's what it is.
Hell yeah.
Scavenger hunt, let them find it.
Motherfucking right.
Look, and see, that one shocked her.
She said, oh, my God, yeah.
Yes, ma'am, it's true.
When you go order some nuggets, all them goddamn nuggets
don't look alike.
No, no.
They still be good, do, don't.
Yep.
Especially when you wanted some nuggets.
That's what we came for, the nuggets.
Give a fuck if the nugget is crooked, it's a nugget.
You can disagree all you want to, ma'am.
She's like, no, I'm vegan.
That's just that doubtful pussy.
I'm vegan.
I don't even eat nuggets.
Pussy would be like, what you doing here?
My bitch, ooh.
No, they got that hanging coozy.
They do it.
with it.
Shit.
The average man don't give a fuck what they look like.
It's more about what they smell like.
Right.
Right.
And people always want to talk about some stinking.
I don't even want to talk about that.
No, let's talk about it because they act like they ain't stank.
No, because it's some good puss.
There's some good smelling pussy that don't nobody ever talk about.
What's that?
Nobody, you ever had that pussy smell so good.
And you walk off.
Yeah, because it don't smell like...
Don't smell like nothing.
And you have to go back and smell it again.
Like, no, this is...
What is...
This is not just pussy.
This must be fresh.
This is pucein.
No, because this shit smelled like fresh.
This is fresh, fresh.
This is me tell you something.
Pursay, I do toilet.
Yes.
Let me tell you something.
That good smelly pussy,
you're gonna fuck and eat.
At the same time.
What it looks like?
If you got a little time,
you're gonna hit.
Uh-uh.
Real nigga still lick.
Uh-uh.
But you know, really,
they're gonna uh,
you know what?
You gotta...
You know what I think it is?
You know what I think it is?
We gotta do more research as to why.
Because the woman, you know, female body is real intricate.
You know, y'all pH balances be off.
That she'd be everywhere.
You gotta stop wearing them silk panties, ladies.
You fucking up your pH balance.
Now your pussy smell like Cosmo.
You can't be out here like that.
I'm just...
Look all the niggas who ain't fucking pH balance.
Yeah, you ever gave a bitch some shit call you about...
That's what you know that you learn about that pH balance especially when you fuck in the hotel the bitch to be like I can't use I can't use that hotel so that's gonna throw my pH balance
My pH balance is a little off you like her look at her she's a lot of hotels
I'm so glad God gave them the pusses bruh I'm so glad God gave them the pusses bruh niggas I never figure out how to
clean their pussy. You got to be a goddamn scientist to clean a vagina.
Put it back.
Then you need some lemonade, some bacon soda.
I don't get a fuck. Don't call me. My pH balance
off. Better drink some water.
That ain't going to do shit. You just hot,
bitch. You did a hot drink.
Yeah, not my.
Drinking some water. That white boy in the back fucking with the sound. Let's see how they like that.
That bitch is dehydrated.
Ella Cazia.
Pussy is amazing, ladies.
I think all of y'all know that.
That's why you barter with it.
Y'all use it as a negotiating tool.
And all niggas got to play the game.
We ain't got no choice.
You can't just show up and...
What happened, Flay?
Hey, bro.
Hey, bro.
If you ever to fuck somebody, P.A.'s bad or something.
They let you know, uh-uh.
Listen.
You were the last nigger, okay?
nigger, okay?
You fought me, you say you ain't had that,
and I've been leaking for two days.
Motherfuckers got to go get that goddamn urgent kid.
They got that discharge.
Ah!
The discharge.
But yeah, we love y'all, ladies.
That's why you know y'all get to play the game with us like y'all play.
Y'all know whether or not you're going to give a man some pussy in seconds.
And then from that point on, he got to prove to you that he worked the pussy.
You was going to give him anyway.
Now y'all ain't gonna clap for that only the confident one there you go that's why you you
the rest of them in here playing that game right now oh i can't clap he ain't gonna buy the rest of
these wings but once you but once you find love man that's beautiful oh look chigo
what are you saying come here chocolate what you say maybe how you know i said it's true
because you mean a nigger within 30 seconds you know if you're gonna fuck them or not now
Now, bitch, if your shit is right, I might let you as to get in that, mother-gover.
But if you are ragged-ass, no-good-a-fuck-ass-n-niggin' shit.
You're bad-n-n-knows.
You bet not a fucking clap.
Look at all that.
Look at all the women who clap-in.
Them the ones who be fucking no ragged in, no-good niggas.
Fuck y'all.
Right.
And what if you are ragged in no-good?
Y'all don't even, ladies, y'all don't even, y'all get away with being raggedy, no-good women.
Y'all could just, because you got some pussy to all.
the bottle with, nigga, you can just, that's
why I'm fighting for nigger intuition
dog, because we need male
intuition. I wish God would give us something
when we meet a woman no matter how good you
mean, how good you dressed in the club.
You already did. You ain't never
walked in the bitch house and me like, uh-uh, this is not
safe. No, but you got
I'm talking about before you even get to that point.
I want to know when you're in the club
and she got that motherfucker fucking Forever
21 dress on looking all sexy
and you walk up on it, be like, wait a minute.
Let me tell you something. It's a nigga with a
pistol waiting outside your house. My intuition
told me, bitch, get your crazy ass
on somewhere. And I feel roaches.
Let me tell you something.
My intuition is telling me there's some roaches
somewhere around.
Oh, it's on me. Oh, ma'am, I got to go.
No, they do
got, we do got mad intuition.
It ain't the same as theirs, though.
You just got to observe. I'm going to tell
me tell you something. If I can sit on your
refrigerator, bitch.
Nigger, what?
I'm not fucking with you, bitch.
And you ain't in college, bitch.
You have a college refrigerator.
Right.
I got real a nigger into which.
I can look at a bitch and tell if a nigger live in her living room.
Okay.
This bitch got three caprisons.
Who is drinking these three caprisons?
Right.
A lot of y'all got a hard wash ragging your bathroom right now.
Ain't tell nobody.
Rag harder than getting a chicken sandwich of Popeyes.
You can't even rag hard.
I'm so goddamn mad that y'all acting a goddamn food by the Popeye.
chicken sandwich. It ain't that goddamn good. Yeah, I told you the white dude. I made how good could it possibly be. It said
Popeyes. The Popeyes ain't got no real good shit. Popeye's got some shit that it gets you home.
That shit ain't good. Right not just jumping off the Popeye's menu like that. And if you got
assing on the Popeye's menu, you can't live without like oh, that's delicious. It's the same chicken,
man. And if you got assing off the refunds, don't eat that shit. If you got assing. If you got
That shit coming back up that Popeye.
It's gonna be at the worst moment too.
You're gonna be sitting down watching the movie.
Fuck as a refluck.
That shit gonna...
Oh yeah, my shit keep going out too.
But the reason why I asked was with a couple's,
was like, who married in here?
We got some married people in here.
How long y'all been married?
How long y'all been married?
How long y'all been married right here?
Here.
Eight years.
What's the best part about marriage?
Going to sleep?
That make it don't even know.
See in the morning, bitch.
That's the best part.
I don't even got to think no more.
Man, don't no man in this bitch believe you, because you name two things that niggas hate.
Eid and the family, you don't fuck with the family.
But every goddamn time the family call, you be like, they always fucking want something.
Let's eat on with somebody else's house.
Every goddamn house.
My fucking house, my fucking house.
Married.
That's a roommate.
Yep.
Yeah.
Look at saying again.
My fuck don't need me loving each other.
They'll be walking by each other.
What's up?
What's that what you, nigga?
Yeah.
This bitch, she don't want to leave me.
Motherfucking native.
Hey, you hungry?
I feel like this bitch.
I feel like this bitch.
I want a nigga for a place of this thing.
You like that mayor's shit?
You like the married life?
You kind of got to say, yeah, your wife right there.
Right.
Yeah.
Well, you know...
Hold on, what'd you say?
I don't chase no holes.
Oh, you don't chase no holes.
I don't like you anyway.
Old collar shirt way in there, niggins.
I don't believe.
The way he just stood up and said, no, I ain't got no, I ain't got no drama.
I don't chase no holes.
Look at his wife trying to make a feel good.
Yes, they do.
Yes, they do.
Yes, they do.
I don't chase no holes.
You got a hole, you got a hole in a hole.
Shug your shoulder, you got a hole.
So you 100% happy
Just looking at the hose
Bruh
He's going to fuck him up
He'll stay with her
He won't pay no beer
First of all
Sign out
Now let's not do this
Let's not disrespect the hose
Because the hose is the shit
I don't know
You've been mad for eight long years
And forgot about the hose
Already
The hose held you down
Your whole life
You just met her for eight years
What about all the shit
The hose did?
For you prior to them eight years, Nick.
He had to pay for everything.
That bitch paid for everything right.
I feel you.
I fall in love, too.
Hell yeah, I love this bitch.
Love is a beautiful thing, man.
Love is a beautiful thing.
And because love is such a beautiful thing.
What's you talking about?
Hey, hold up, man.
Let me, let me.
Because love is such a beautiful thing,
I got an idea.
Man, fuck.
I got an idea, bro.
What you talking about?
This is the 85 South Show.
This is a podcast for all different types of motherfuckers,
but this is a place where love is distributed all around every time.
Where you're going, Chico, where you're going?
So, I want to...
If you went here with somebody you love,
just touch them right now.
Just put your hands on them.
Put your hands on.
Then nobody in this section moved.
What the fuck?
Did y'all not fucking hear me?
Put your hands on them.
Just put your hands on them.
If you're in here with somebody you love, just put your hands on them.
A lot of people aren't.
your hands on. White lady, touch that black lady back. That fucking black lady is touching you
and you didn't fucking touch her back. You better touch her for we jump you. But uh, we'll
jump your ass in. Love is such a beautiful thing that sometimes you get a ring. Sometimes
you get a ring when love is a beautiful thing. Nick, where the fuck you get that ring from?
Don't worry about where I got the ring from. It's San Antonio. I got it from a nigga on the
east side. But this ring is significant and it's
It means love, and I think somebody wants to express their love to somebody tonight.
Who, who, man?
I think it's somebody in here.
Somebody in here?
That want to express their love.
Point them out.
Matter of fact, I rather them just stand up and come on up here.
Hey, now if you say no, God damn me, I spent a lot of money right here, man.
Hey, man, I appreciate you guys, man, you see, man, Chico, man.
Nigel, you better.
Well, where you married me?
What she's he said?
Yeah, yeah, he said he said, yeah, he's a remarkable.
Yeah, we're about to give a pussy the night.
Hey, hey.
He put a ring on that thing.
He put a ring on that thing.
He put a ring on that thing.
Oh, wait a minute.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
You need to put dust in on your finger, bitch.
Come on now.
Put it on for it on.
Oh!
Oh!
85 South Show engaging.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Stand up and just let everybody see your shit.
Stand up.
Turn up.
There you go. Get the other side. Get the other side.
Hit it! One more time!
Because a remarkable, so, so left.
Relix.
My nigga get married.
Ooh!
To reach y'all.
Why we so happy?
Why we so happy?
Why we're so happy?
Why we so happy?
This shit about love.
Relix.
Hey, she ain't match, shit about love.
Ah.
Keep going.
Hey, my nigga, about love.
Hey, my name about love.
He found love.
I hope you don't make it off the night you have to win.
I'm a remix.
Hey, man.
Congratulations, man.
What's your name?
Fred and Andrea.
Fred and Andrea.
Fred and Andrea.
Fred and Andrea
Sand in a tree.
She's about to be.
He's about to be his wife to be.
Come on.
Frank and Andrea sitting in a tree.
They about to get M-A-R-I-E-D.
Oh, shit.
I smelled it.
You did.
He first of all, he came to the 85 side to propose, y'all.
And I'm glad that she'd tell him no, y'all.
Because I would have roasted his age.
So bad
And that would have been sad
Say first of all
He came here to answer
One single thing
That's why he only ate one wing
Who was nervous y'all
Because if she would have said
No he would have flipped this bitch
But you ain't got to worry about
that shit
Make her daddy pay for the winning
Because they got money
Make her daddy pay for the win
Because they got money
They cut her daddy pay for the wedding
Because they got money
They cut daddy
Pay for the wedding
Because they got money
Yeah
Get a pregnant
Hey, now you gotta get a pregnant
Hey
Get a pregnant
Now you gotta go
Get your wife pregnant
Hey, hey
Already did
The niggas say
They got two kids
Hey
They already did
They said they got two kids
Hey
We're back on
We mess on a pre-up
Because if you get some money
Nicky you fucked up
Hey man
Cut this shit, bro
She's gonna walk
Everything
Yeah
So if it's all my
nigga you and fuck up
Because she's gonna take
Everything
Everything
Everything
Everything
All right, man, San Antonio, y'all had a good time tonight.
San Antonio, did y'all have a good time tonight?
I don't believe y'all.
My nigga got married, Sald.
That's forever.
I want to see if y'all really had a good time tonight.
Because if y'all really had a good time, then y'all going to show it.
Let me see.
What's you thinking?
She's confident.
Yeah, that's right.
Tuck that stomach down in her tight.
And she don't give a damn what anybody's got to say.
We're going to get out of here, San Antonio, everybody.
She's confident.
Yeah, that's right.
She stuck their stomach down in her tights
because she don't give a damn what anybody's got to say.
Everybody, one last time.
What is she?
She's confident.
Yeah, that's right
She's up and stomach down
In her touch
And she don't give her down
What anybody's got to say
She said, Antonio, we are the
Endic by and self-show
We lay y'all
Thank y'all for coming out
We appreciate you
She don't give a
What nobody got to say
This is how black churches go up
Ooh
That's right
What's that white man?
Oh, you ain't white?
Damn, y'all, nigga, look white.
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