The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - San Diego Comedy Show W KarlousMiller DCYoungFly Clayton English Chico Bean & Teddy Ray | Ep. 139
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Perino Advari.
What is it? Parano advisory?
My stupid a.
Parano advisory is advised.
This context and language is not suitable for children.
Shit might be said that might hitch up under the skin
And it might be a low blow.
But guess what?
It's funny as fuck, though.
We got 10 days in the building.
Say what, say what, say what, say what?
All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio.
Today's in the building.
With your stacking ass.
You're going to be in New Year's Inn church.
With your stagging ass.
You're going to go straight back to work.
With your stagging ad.
Why your kids still playing up in dirt.
With your staggin' ass.
Hold up.
Your alternated on work.
With your stagin' ass.
Now you gotta try to crank it first.
With your stagin' ass.
Oh, said, you're gonna be late for work.
With your stagin' ass.
And you ain't gonna have no fucking dog.
With your stagin' ass.
We don't bend up and see with the shit.
Tell it too.
Fucking these hoars on the loo.
Niggas talking about.
Them nigginsin'n'n' hanging with that shit.
International.
I'll fuck your bitch.
And I'll pay that rent.
And any time she called me, she's gonna get off on these dick.
I ain't no telling where you might see me.
I'm posted in the A, but I might jump on the plane in Parley Vu or La Fonsei
because my delos, I got the jokes I'm everywhere.
You see me with it.
I'm up in Africa.
I'm telling jokes in different cities.
Nigger went to Germany and felt some different cities.
Hey.
Nigel went to Germany and felt some different cities.
Hey, hey, a nigga went to Germany and felt some different cities.
I say they small and they're round, but felt some different cities.
Smoking weed I like it in high
I make bitches mad
Like B.C. Youngfly
Bitches walking out, bitch is pulling up
I'll apologize
But then I say I don't give a fuck
I'm crazy man
I don't give him a fucking crazy man
To if you give him some of that pussy
He'll give some of his dick to you
Give him some of that pussy girl
I don't like asking
Give some of that pussy baby
I don't like asking
If the pussy is real good, then please don't give me some.
But if this pussy is great, then Carlos really want some of that pussy girl.
I don't like that.
letting everybody get here safe
got the whole squad plus Teddy Ray
and Jenny's in the building
and we got friends and family
so we appreciate that DC Young Fly
getting here and that nigga's always late
but we're gonna wait till he get here
to make sure he get here
because we all bless y'all so let us have a great show
that everybody have great energy
and the crowd have a great time
in Jesus name we pray amen
you got shoulder movements
let me walk over here
hey how you doing miss lady
you kept waving at me is there something
you have for me over there
I got to put the pussy for you.
You better stop playing.
You live in San Diego?
No, I stay in Houston.
How am I get the pussy?
You brought some Houston pussy to San Diego?
I surely did.
Is it still hot?
I'm talking about like a lot.
How do you know you wanted me to hand it?
What did you see that was like he getting some pussy?
Because I want some more people to start seeing it.
No, not saying that.
Y'all weren't real on a postcard.
Nah, y'all weren't real in the music videos.
Y'all weren't, like, y'all showed the gangster shit.
That was the bad you showed.
But you ain't showed the other bad.
You ain't show all these goddamn homeless people everywhere.
And these motherfuckers happy to be homeless.
They walking homeless with their head high and shit.
Like, yes.
Can't be homeless and cocky, motherfucker.
Snatched the dollar.
Woo!
Oh!
One my dollar back!
You weren't so dirty, I beat the shit out you.
I thought you was black at first, but I look at your lips, you're a white man.
You weren't that dirty.
What you do, sweep chimneys?
Who are you?
What the fuck you doing with a dog also?
A flibitamus?
The fuck is a flibotamus?
What the fuck is, that's what?
You flipping bottoms?
See, you know a nigga from the hell, we break that shit down.
Flibitamus, flipbidus, that's all out here.
What's a flip vitamins?
I want to make you look.
You know, the only one I could take my blood.
Bitch, you're a nurse.
They're going to nurse.
I remember I got roasted so bad in my school.
And, like, kids like to do dumb shit, like, rhyme when they roast.
And I don't rap, nigga, I can't bar you back.
I remember I was about to get on the bus.
This nigga shouted out.
He was like, hey.
Nigger, you need an ocean or lotion?
And then the door is just closed.
And I just put my head down like,
come.
Thank y'all are coming out.
Hey, to the cabinet, palace, baby.
Where are my ladies at?
Where are my ladies?
Ladies in the place say, ah, ah.
We got some beautiful ladies in here tonight, man.
We got a magnificent show for you, man.
Coming all the way out of Atlanta, Georgia, man.
We're going to present to y'all tonight, man.
I know you sing these cats rocking out, man.
All over the place you dig, wild and out, kicking it with my man Nick Cannon.
Yeah, man.
We're going to get Nick Cannon down here to Comedy Palace, man.
Y'all keep coming through disappointment.
15 cent, Buffalo wins all night long, you know, that was that?
Next weekend, next weekend is going down.
We got Shucky Ducky Ducky coming through the building.
My man, Shucky Ducky, we can make sure you get those Shucky Ducky Ticket.
Tonight is magnificent.
You know who you came to see, man.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Eighthap.
South show, baby!
85 South Shore!
Hell yeah!
This is, and this is, and this is closed session.
Duh, what's up?
I remember it was just like me and a couple homies, dog.
If I've been in the studio and ain't nobody know me, dog,
I told niggas then that you could pay me like you owe me, dog.
This never been done before, so what you fin to show me, dog?
Me dog of all time call this nigger, yeah, you know he raw.
The whole West Side is in here too.
You know I'm fucking Charlottie.
Niggins was not trying to kill tonight.
We just want to laugh.
We don't want to go through all that other shit.
Shout out to this Chinese restaurant, people.
That we performing in?
What the fuck is this?
Who booked this?
I bet you this shit ain't even open during the week.
And it was like, oh, y'all want to do a show in San Diego?
You got them deals.
San Diego sketch.
It's beautiful, but it's, y'all know why y'all sketched because the porter right there.
It's all type of shit jumping off.
You got to watch it, dude.
You got to watch it.
My heart goes out, man.
You know, everybody out there going through it.
Nah, I'm dead ass, because I like, I love Mexican food.
I love tacos.
I ain't never cut the grass in my life, nigga.
Like, it's a lot of, like my heart really go out.
Digger, my first best friend, he was Emilio.
You feel me?
He didn't say shit about my exima.
All my black friends would roast the shit out of me, nigga.
Emilio would be like,
I don't care.
I don't care.
Huh?
You said you got me?
I appreciate you.
Amelia.
Why you say we, nigga?
I feel like people be
hella quick to offer up a hood pass.
Like, we got you.
I don't even want to be got
right now.
I'm good.
I was hella good before I just bumped into you niggins at this comedy club.
But I'm just saying though, well you're going to kick in to what?
That's why I look how I look.
I don't care.
Talk about me, call me bummy niggins.
I bet you I won't pay no hood tax.
That's my goal as a black entertainer to not pay no hood tax.
I know that sounds dumb to y'all
but, nigga, I feel like I can accomplish that.
Huh?
For a motherfucker.
And they can see me in the hood.
Like, I got credit to all type of shit.
I'll be right at the liquor store, Ashen.
The next day, like, wasn't you just on HBO?
Yeah.
That check ain't last long, nigga.
I got rent.
How are we feeling, though, tonight?
Everybody, we good, vibes good.
Self-esteem?
Does niggas loving their self?
Okay.
She just kissed her mirror.
Yes, bitch.
Love yourself.
I got over that shit a long time ago, self-esteem.
I ain't never been what you would call a sexy nigga.
You feel me?
I was just like this.
Like, I had a time in my life where I used to be light skin.
That shit was quick.
That shit was hella quick.
Last of like eight, nine years.
And then I went to summer camp with some white kids.
These niggas refused me suntan lotion the whole summer.
Had me coming back looking crunchy black looking like this.
And I've been rocking ever since, feeling good, feeling proud.
I used to wobble through my hallways in high school.
in high school.
Wish a niggum, let's say something about me.
I was one of them weird niggins that had a roller backpack
because I thought,
I thought that shit was efficient like, nigger.
I got a lot of books.
My back hurt.
You got shit out of here, fat-ass, nigga.
Shit out of here.
Y'all, man.
Y'all, man.
Y'all fucked up.
Kids roast heavy.
If you ever want to get your feelings hurt,
talk to a child.
Talk to a child.
I remember I got roasted so bad in my school.
And, like, kids like to do dumb shit,
like, rhyme when they roast.
And I don't rap, Nick.
I can't bar you back.
I remember I was about to get on the bus.
This nigga.
shout it out. He was like, hey,
nigga, you need an ocean or lotion.
And then the door is just closed.
And I just put my head down like,
fuck.
A ocean of lotion.
You just got love life.
What's up?
Beats too, mid-show.
That's hard, my nigga.
Kick something.
Give me some...
Dado.
Hey, round of applause.
Hold on right quick, because I just,
it's just hit my spirit.
Anything in here that ever wanted to make a beat.
Clap.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Who makes beats?
Okay.
Good ones.
No, I'm fucking, I fucking...
Them claps was about the same.
Good ones, whatever.
If you ever made, you see how we all wanted to?
I had a little piano.
I used to fake it.
Hustle and flow came out.
You know, it's hard.
Dang, I was ready.
I was ready.
My mama wouldn't buy me no max.
If I'd had the Macbook back then, I'd be on.
Yeah, give me some like, do-do.
Like something that make me want to like,
not pimper lady, but just tell her.
Just tell her she should roll with me.
I don't want to lie to her, though.
It's a lying song.
It's all.
Did the spirit just hit you to him?
We all connected to Africa right now, nigga.
Or to a field of Mississippi, we just felt that shit.
Something in here had a flashback from his ancestor just sitting by the cotton field.
You know, Canada only about 400 miles that way.
way. You're bullshit. I have a theory whatever type of niggins you are today. That's the kind
of slave your ancestor was back then. So think about yourself. Think about the choices
you made in life. Your ancestors made the same type of choice. If you were the lion-ass
niggins.
If you got baby mama drama today,
niggia, it was a nigger on the plantation
were like, eight baby mommas, couldn't figure it out.
All the kids look like him, nigger.
All of them.
Me?
I'd have been lazy.
I'd have been the nigger that found all the work by shade.
No, I'm going to just handle all of this.
I'm gonna just re-mowing.
I'm gonna grow some shit,
but it's gonna be in the shape.
I don't do heat.
I don't know if y'all seen Django,
nigga, I don't do heat.
Hey, that shit, come on, stop, nigga,
because this, feel like you rubbing my shoulder right now.
The fuck.
I ain't never had that happy big comedy performance.
how you doing was the wings good huh oh oh oh i don't want to start a riot niggas will fight over some wings
you know the prices is going up can't add up but y'all know why we're here we're here for the 85
show we're not even here for no wings we're here to see young niggas get it
from the mud, trap, smoke weed.
Yeah, that's for me.
That's for me.
But now, y'all are in for a good show.
I just came down just to smoke a couple blunts on the highway
and talk shit, you feel me, and connect with Daegot
because it's love, you know.
And I'm going to come back next time, you know,
get that little pound discount, whatever thing is.
I know everybody in here sell weed, loki.
So, I'm gonna talk to see, you know what I'm saying?
Don't get a thing out of you, you know?
Smoke yours.
Smoke yours.
I'm supposed to change it up.
What the fucking business, boy?
What's the business?
You already know, man?
I told you fucking ass.
I'll be back.
What's you, bro?
Chill, man, my nigga.
What's up, boy?
I did.
Good to see you.
All day.
I'm the creator of a stupid-ass dance every day.
You got to have a stupid dancing, right?
For every occasion.
That's enough of a dance tutorial, brother.
The challenge is to come up with your own ignorant-ass dance.
Right.
Ignat-ass dance challenge.
Hashtag that.
Y'emned-ass dance.
Y'all, dear.
What up.
Give us a shout out.
Hey, man, shout out to the 85 South, finally making it to the West.
Well, they've been on the West Coast, but is this your first show in Daigo?
Yeah.
Shout out, first show of Daigo, and they pulled up with the bright, in-and-out works.
You can tell what Tico Jet took off a shirt.
My God, damn, what?
Yeah, he's that fucking shirt on.
That's for the mom.
Oh, this is tomorrow?
Oh, this is the mom with me?
Yeah, I don't appreciate that.
Yes, my head is a little large, but so what?
I mean, I got a lot of good shit in my mind.
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But, uh, brother, I'm about to bring up to the stage right now.
Hilarious.
Hilarious. Y'all seen them on Wylan Out.
Out.
Wildland, Wildland, every week killing it on tour right now as one-third of the 85 South show.
I want y'all to start clapping your hands right now for the funny, funny, hilarious.
Mr. Chico Dean, everybody, give it up for Chico.
Hey!
I should have made a minute left, I should have made a laugh, I headed to the set, but now I'm sliding down to pick me off.
Where are you at?
You got too much bloke.
Y'all niggins, I know the words, I thought you did.
Yeah, niggins.
Cut that shit off.
San Diego, what's up?
No, I need more energy than that.
What's up with y'all, niggins here, man?
I had to come out to some of that Mitchie slick, nigga.
Slidding down Imperial.
I said if I even see Imperial, I'm back.
the sea imperial. I'm backing up on the highway, nigga. Fuck that. I don't want to be nowhere.
Where's that gangster at? Where's this sunny? It's too beautiful to be mean out this motherfucker.
That shit is crazy, man. And you hear about how nice San Diego is and how beautiful San Diego
is till you ride through National City, nigger. You see, oh, these niggas got a ghetto too.
Okay. Then y'all got a blended family in the ghetto. Y'all got black people, Mexicans,
Asians. I'm like, this shit is Captain Planet over this motherfucker.
They got everybody represented around this bitch, man.
I don't know who decided to bring us to the oldest club in San Diego, but this shit...
This shit was his since Ron Burgundy got hired.
There ain't no way in the world.
What the fuck, man?
I don't know if I was supposed to tell jokes or do a magic trick up this motherfucker.
This one of them clubs, them old white men that used to sing like this before him dead.
I left my heart in San Diego.
Shit, it's great. How you doing, sweetheart?
Good. I ain't gonna mess with you, baby.
You got nervous in the motherfucker.
I said, how you doing? Please, no.
I didn't study for the test. I'm not about to ask you nothing crazy.
I just want to get y'all accustomed to what you're about to see tonight.
What's your name, beautiful?
Amber, you from San Diego?
What part?
She had to look around. God, damn.
La Mesa?
Huh?
Damn, she didn't answer for you.
Who is she?
My sister.
Oh, okay. I can tell.
She, you want me, you said no to stop talking to her or no, she's not from La Mesa?
Where's she from?
Half Fields.
Nah, fuck that. She's from La Mesa.
I don't like how niggas got excited for Harfields.
I don't like it.
When niggas get excited for shit, you know it ain't nothing positive, nigger.
That's the thing, what's the thing, niggas?
We're gonna stop trying to be real niggas and just be regular people.
Like, being a real nigger, hard as a motherfucker, man.
You got to be tough all the time.
That's why I don't know if it's in the game.
bangers in here. But if you are, salute to you niggas. You niggas are dedicated, my
nigga, to do that shit 24-7 y'all. It ain't no 9 to 5 when you gang bang. That shit is 24-9,
nigga. You don't get no PTO or nothing. You can't take off. Then you got to go to jail
and still be a gang-banger, nigger, hell no. I didn't got caught. Fuck that. I'm trying to
just get my life together. Now you in that nigga trying to kill you for a snicker bar. Fuck that.
That niggas is gangster, man. So y'all got, do y'all have bloods and crips here?
Niggas said, hell yeah.
Well, I hope they said y'all
different parts of this old-ass club
because I know some shit
that went down and here before, nigga. I can tell
from the chandeliers.
You look at them chandeliers and tell
niggas been fighting in here since the 70s,
niggins. It was a fight
when Ike Turner performed in this motherfucker.
Soon as they was about the same nut,
Bush, niggum, was like, man,
they get your goddamn hand off a plate.
Sucker, fuck is wrong with you out from
Hayfields, niggle.
You disrespect me.
Dirty bastards.
I kill everybody in this motherfucker.
There's still some blood on the carpet from that fight, nigger.
Guaranteed.
Yeah, y'all fuck that food of the food good here.
They probably got a Mexican back there cooking that shit.
That's why I love Mexican.
They need to change the name of Roscoos to Roskitos.
Because that shit, I'm sorry.
I don't know, man.
I'm going to be the first one to see it.
I'm sorry.
I went there last night, nigger.
And I was like, it's not a nigga named Roscoe back there.
There's no nigger.
It's all Mexicans back there cooking this delicious as chicken.
You know, y'all, that's why I respect and love Mexican people, man,
because y'all adapt to wherever y'all at.
Fuck there, wherever you come, you adapt.
For you to be able to learn how to fry chicken like that,
fresh off the border, nigger.
That takes skill.
My mama spent their whole life learning how to fry chicken.
You can learn that shit in two weeks.
Now, you're the head cook at Rosquitos
frying the shit out chicken.
It's like, this nigger's amazing.
Thank you, Hector.
You are beautiful.
Did you say your grace before you ate?
You did?
That's a real question, man.
I just found out some shit the other day blew my mind.
I found out that I've been saying little kid,
Grace has a grown man.
Somebody, like, really told me about myself.
I'm like, God is grace, God is good,
and we thank him for our food.
By his hands, we all I feed.
Give us good our daily bread.
Amen.
Damn, nigga, that's your prayer, ain't it?
You love that prayer, don't you?
That nigger was like, give us Lord our daily bread.
Amen.
In the name of Jesus, nigger.
Watch that, nigga.
I didn't know that there was an age limit on grace.
I had to ask my man, I say the grace for the table.
We go out to eat or whatever.
I'm treating everybody to dinner.
I go to say the grace.
Like, since you're paying, man, and this, you know what I mean, your thing.
Why don't you give us a blessing?
I'm like, bad.
God is grace.
God is good.
I'm going for our food.
Buy his hands me all I fare.
Give us Lord out of daily bread.
Amen.
That nigga was like, man, God,
let him learn some grown man grace.
I'm like, what the fuck is grown man, grace?
He was like, not them.
I'm like, hold up time out.
You mean to tell me God checking IDs, nigga, on prayer?
And what age did he stop listening to me?
I need to find out.
At what age was you supposed to stop saying that prayer?
This nigga going to talk about something
at least like, probably like 9-10.
I'm like, nigger.
30, you mean to tell me God
ain't been listening to my prayers in 18 years?
Nigga, that shit is crazy.
I'm supposed to been dead.
Nigga, that shit.
They're eating all this unbless food.
Nika, thank you for that information.
What's up with you, G? How you doing, man?
Why you ain't touched your food yet, man?
That shit don't look like you thought it was gonna look, did you?
What type of nigger order G-Rows?
You must see, you are cultured.
Is that a G-Row?
That's goat meat, right?
Type of nigger eat goat, my nigger, you?
You from Africa?
It's your first time?
Oh, you ate, ah, nigger, you didn't fucked up.
You must be on a date cheap.
You're hit with you.
girl you what's your cousin and your sister oh okay well that sounds like something pussy make
you do right there won't you just try this guy row it's real good you'd be like yeah i want to
fuck later so whatever whatever i got to eat i'm a eat it bring the goat bitch i don't give a fuck
i ain't want to fuck this pussy up nigger that's what it is i hope you enjoy your gie row i can't
eat weird shit like that man it's weird to me i'm a chicken finger getting nigger i don't
give them i will order chicken fingers from roof chris nigger i don't give a fuck
I can't do that extra nah fuck that shit man but since we hear you know I just want to come
up here and talk a little bit of shit we got a great show on deck for y'all in the comedy
palace aka Ray's boom boom boom room negative this this raised boom boom room my nigga this shit
make me just want to get up here I say a shot to see bittibit bop bop da da da da da
and Teddy Ray I don't appreciate the way you introduce me even then you ain't gonna
like you just woke up, nigga, what the fuck, bro?
Alright, give it up for my bad for my old Wiley, Wiley, Wiley, Wiley, Wiley.
Wiley, Wiley, oh, Wiley, oh shit.
Teddy, oh, my bad, bro.
It's that weight, my niggas, it's on me.
But like I said, man, we got a dope show on deck, man.
We got something special, man.
man I know you guys are going like this the people here and the people at home
because I'm about to bring my partner up to the stage you know I mean 85 South Show
member the motherfucker y'all be talking shit on the internet like man fuck that nigga Chico
man he can bring this nigga back fuck that nigga dog that nigga ain't funny dog that
that nigga I know I am but I don't you know I mean but people like to talk shit on the
internet man everybody hates on everything name it don't matter you can be the most positive
thing ever and motherfucker find the way to hate on it like last night we was in
rascos true story
Me and Carlos and Roskos, we see Andre 3,000 and Erica Badu, nigga.
Yeah, and a word, nigga.
And Eric Badu, man, she came up, she remembered us.
She did wild an out.
She remembered us.
She gave us hugs.
And when she left, she was like, I love you, baby.
I said, what, nigga?
Can nobody say shit to me for the next two weeks, nigga.
Urqabu don't love you, nigga.
She loved me.
Fuck wrong with you, nigga.
Give her fuck about what the nigga say on the internet about me.
Herka Badu said she loved me.
your opinion, I can go to her house and get some incense named after me, nigga, kiss my nuts.
So, but anyway, the moral of the story is I take a picture, me and Carlos take a picture
with Ergabadu, Andre 3,000, and they son.
That is, that's beautiful, right?
First comment, why y'all take a picture with an android.
Get your hating ass!
You had to find something to be mad at, nigga.
Why y'all take it with an android?
Damn, y'all think they're supposed to have money.
Who got the droid, nigga?
Fuck you, it's Urgabidoo, nigga.
Shit is ridiculous, but anyway, man, like I said, I'm out to bring my partner up here, man, my motherfucking nigger.
You know what I mean, y'all about to have a great time with him.
You didn't see them all over when a last comic stand.
Call the dick, I'm gonna say, I don't like it, your name.
Three to a little five years ago.
Once you refocus, get the West Side with the 85 South Show, I said I got the west side,
because you know how to go, Chico be on this hole, and you know I'm going to flow on the dome.
Never going home.
You know my pistol cop and I know Nicky been on.
Unsafeity is lately.
Niggas trying to play me.
I'm not going down without a fight.
All night, I strike these niggas ain't right.
The west side flow is the way I rap tonight.
Nigger, I mean, jean, for the workers.
The best of me believe that she's worker.
Chad got a black wig is your yellow shirt up.
Can't be different.
You need to be alike.
You already know 85, stop on strike with the heat.
One, two, three, I'm from the streets.
Never been beat.
Always like to ski on some cheeks from bad bitches.
Yes, indeed.
Geo Bing, and I know to have the steaks.
My man behind me, he's a light-skinned, nigger.
Already know that he never pulls triggers.
Because he eats salmon, it'd be boiled.
I don't know why he used aluminum for you on his store.
85 South Show, you did.
through for the nine deuce and the nine trey to all you sucker emcees
ha ha ha I said the Asian girl just walked in and asked if we was ready yo
Carlos Miller wrote a brand new Chevy yes he got the wheels on it best believe my
name is Chico Bean and I remember going to leave the scene I always want to be
superman that's why I'll promote paint cause I stand okay and watch me black like a real
Nicka.
I watch him flat like a real nigga.
Yeah.
I watch him flat like a real nigga.
Bitch.
And watch him flat like a real nigga.
Yeah.
And watch me flat like a real nigga.
When I grew up on the inside.
A real nigga with the cake tucked outside.
I came in and you know what it do.
Cause I came with my crew and we was flying through this bitch like a
motherfucking bats.
You know that you can't even stake the bats because I'll be staying all of that and you're so whack.
Yeah.
So wet, never rubbing off.
D.C. turned the fucking tape out of a tablecloth.
Table.
One time is going down.
There's no bean in this bitch taking over your town.
Now watch me flap through like a real nigga, clap through.
Now watch me, now watch me, now watch me, now watch me, now watch me, now watch me.
One thing, Chad didn't steal Steve's money.
It said he didn't steal Steve's money.
I said he didn't steal Steve's money.
No, I said he didn't steal Steve's money.
He's still broke.
So how could he steal?
How could he steal?
That's real.
How could he steal?
How could he steal?
How could he steal?
How could he steal?
How could he steal?
How could he steal?
Yeah.
How could he steal?
How could he steal?
Bitch?
How could he steal?
We still do you for free shit?
I'm 85 South Show brothers, so I need y'all to stop clapping
and make some noise right now.
Make some noise right now.
For the one, the only.
My motherfucking nigger,
a nigga Clayton, England!
Hey, god damn it makes more noise, god damn to feel this, bitch!
Oh, shit, I thought, look.
Hey, I ain't cut the shit on, because I tried the shit.
That's a deadly combination.
You will kill your fucking self.
I think you're supposed to stagger them.
You're supposed to take them two hours apart.
I took them.
At the same time, nigga wanted to go to sleep and run away.
At the same fucking...
We're in here, man. Make some noise with Chico, man.
Make some noise for Teddy.
Everybody, man. Give it up.
San Diego, this shit here.
Yeah, you already know. We're in here.
We ain't here, goddamn.
But I don't know. Out here, I'm from the South.
We got shades.
The black, light skin, rear bone, caramel, brown, butter, peaking, out, the motherfucking chocolate, super dark, you know what I'm saying, blue, black, you know what I'm saying?
Some of them to be super dark, you're like, how is this a motherfucker shiny?
You ain't even got no oil on, that's that super dark, you're like, it's shiny than the bitch.
I like that.
Le Peter Nongo, she's super dark, like, and shit shine on her ass.
It's just, I touched, it wasn't no grease either.
I was like, that's just.
L.A. different though, because I don't know what y'all are.
Everybody, different races. So shout out everybody. Anybody I'm missing. Black people, white people,
Hispanic people, Asians. Okay. Who else? I don't know what else y'all got.
Y'all got a bunch of weird shit. Y'all started getting to get specific out here and shit.
I'm Armenian. What that mean? You like to smoke hookah and wear bedazzled jeans? That's what that means? Is that what that means?
Buka Bar and you bought all the Robbins jeans?
Is that what that means?
What does that mean?
Back of your ass looked like a pinball machine.
What the fuck is this, man?
Y'all bought all these, huh?
I don't know.
I'm trying to get used to this shit, man.
This shit beautiful, but it's nasty too.
Like, West Coast, y'all wasn't real.
Y'all weren't real on the postcard.
Nah, y'all weren't real in the music videos.
Y'all wasn't real.
Like, y'all wasn't real.
You showed the gangster shit, that was the bad you showed, but you ain't showed the other bad.
You ain't sure all these goddamn homeless people everywhere.
And these motherfuckers happy to be homeless.
They walking homeless with their head high and shit, like, yes.
Can't be homeless and cocky, motherfucker, snatched it off.
Woo!
Want my dollar back!
You weren't so dirty, I'd beat the shit out you.
Thought you was black at first, but I look at your lips, you're a white man.
You are that dirty.
What you do, sweep chimneys?
Who are you?
What the fuck you doing with a dog also?
Homeless people get to have a dog?
You need a home to have a dog.
You don't get to have a goddamn dog.
Now, you and the dog hungry,
looking at each other, stupid.
We ain't even got a leash on the dog.
The dog got an extension cord tied around his neck,
this motherfucker out here.
Let that dog go.
You didn't kidnap this goddamn dog.
The dog don't never look homeless.
The dog never look homeless.
It ain't like no fucked-up dog with one eye and little fuck.
No, it's a full-blooded German Shepherd.
This motherfucker got a purebred.
I'm looking at this shit, like, that dog can get a job.
Shit, the fuck, you fucking, it's life of, hanging around with you.
Let that dog off that extension cord.
Let that dog go to work.
Shit, let the dog get a job.
Let him sniff bombs at the airport.
Come home and bring you a lunchable every night.
That's how to listen.
You too dirty to work
It's not going
I don't tell nobody that
These motherfuckers just homeless
And can do it year round
It's always 70 degrees
It feels like air condition
All the time out to this bitch
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They forgave off my taxes.
Get the hell off my port.
Bye.
All right, I'm ready to get this shit going.
I'm really ready to get to the show.
I ain't been to one in a minute, so it's good to see everybody, isn't this bitch?
I know, man.
And I'm on the West Coast.
I'm out here on the West Coast, so they said, look, look, look, look.
Already, y'all see it.
Y'all see it.
I'm going to Tijuana after this.
I'm gonna go by.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm going to buy some activisa.
I don't, eh?
They don't make activists no more,
but I'm getting some activisa.
If I die, you know what the fuck happened to me, man.
This motherfucker train.
That's shit funny.
No, but I had to do some scouting on the West Coast.
I told him, come on, man, West Coast.
I felt like Cameron and paid a full, like San Diego.
That's what the fuck we need to be doing, B.
Like that's just real cool, San Diego, Mike.
It's cool.
Couple of homeless motherfuckers, but it's cool.
We clean all that shit up.
We go down there.
All right, I'm about.
Oh, I'll say this before I get out of here.
We getting in trouble for 2002 dick slaps.
Like, because if that's the case, it's over for me.
I want y'all to know.
It's a rap on your boy.
2002 dick slaps?
Come on, man.
A 2002 dick slap, and then you get in trouble.
What kind of shit is this?
Man, I ain't never did just an unwarranted dick slap.
Like, I don't know.
It's always been leading up to the dick slap.
It's never.
It's not like I tapped on the shoulder.
She turned around into the dick.
Yeah, you deserve to go to jail if you're doing it.
You can't play games with your dick, OK?
You pull your dick out and you present it.
presented make sure she make eye contact with the diggo you see it's out now you see
it's out so if anything wrong with it now's the time to speak up this is this is the
pardon to win where you can stand up and speak your peace all right I'm ready to get
this thing going I got the next dude I'm about to bring to the stage it's a motherfucking
beast you've seen him on everything wait a minute let me sure okay he ready I
just want to make sure he's ready I just want to make sure he's ready
You know, fuck around, bring him up, but I gotta wait 10 minutes until he'd get up here.
Stand up here and look stupid.
I just stretch his name out.
But no, fuck it, you'd have seen this man everywhere, on everything.
MTV, TRL, Wiling Out, a bunch of movies.
He got most stuff in the works.
All the Instagram followers, you know who the fuck it is, man.
Start making some noise right now.
Right goddamn now.
Right now.
for Michael B.C. Young Flood.
Let's go.
Y'all are all the same, I'm saying,
y'all, y'all good?
That's me.
I mean, I'm an expensive to TV.
I mean, you get because you're so trapped.
I just told you to age.
When it's all time.
Y'all good?
Y'all good?
All right, y'all remember last time
what happened when I was up here?
Yeah, nigga the boat me to my car.
You ain't here motherfucker!
Because I want to kick your ass, bitch.
It was Christmas too, and they gave me for $4,000.
Well, we back in here again,
because that's how much I thought with San Diego.
I don't get no fuck!
Even though I do give a fuck, but I don't.
We're in this motherfucker.
I see y'all still and fix this film our own carpet right here.
This shit is bullshit right here.
Okay, y'all got a little screen in this motherfucker.
in this motherfucker. Hey, Auntie, what's your name?
Dredd, what's your name?
C.C., what you do for a living, C.C.
You work at who?
A senior living center.
I know you're a nerd. Bad than a motherfucker.
You ever had somebody with the shakies walk up on you?
He swang on their ass. I don't give a fuck.
I'll swing on your ass. You got the shakies.
I don't know what he could have did. He could have swung on me.
Shit. What's your name, Auntie?
You ass bitch. I'm talking to you.
What's your name?
TC, TC and TC.
Hey!
Hey!
Look how black people are.
Hey!
What you do you live in TC?
You work for the government?
That you're the police.
I know what's going on.
They don't want to say, police.
They never want to say that to police.
You know, I work for the city, you know.
You know, you're police?
Yeah.
All right, I know what's going to.
I think I don't know who in front row.
This nigga here with these big-ha hat on.
What's your name, O.D?
Big head, huh?
Kiyonte, ooh, happy hell, he's like him, he's like, he's about to get my ass, he's about to get, ah!
I think a little boy is about to go down, man.
What do you do for a living?
What do you do before I live?
You're an assistant manager at the Domino?
You had to be that that shit sound.
Good at hell this, boy.
I'm an assistant manager at Dominole.
So how are you the assistant manager?
You're assistant the manager?
So you really aren't the manager.
You just assisting the manager.
So when the manager go on, you run it, you run it?
You be in there like, ugh, what y'all did?
Y'all put that purple one.
I don't hear that one.
That one on a personal pad.
What?
Oh my God.
This is your part of it.
That's your kid.
He like, damn, I shouldn't
never set up here with your ass.
What's your name? Kazin.
Your name? Who?
Donnie.
Donnie?
What's you do for a living?
Donnie.
What you do, I make music, I like doing, you know, all the humor type stuff.
Oh, shit.
I mean, then you do and everything that you want to do.
All right.
All right, too.
I hope you do that same.
I hope you had that same energy in them interviews, nigga,
because right now you ain't get no job.
Oh, boy, if I could hire your ass, I'd be like, you're high,
but right now, you have to do that shit tomorrow at 9 o'clock in the morning.
He's going to be in the car like, like, did you get the job?
Did you get the job?
Why?
Oh my God.
I know.
Y'all niggins is stupid.
I ain't even gonna lie to fucking ride around here in San Diego, man.
I wouldn't see well.
Ooh.
Man.
What wrong with Shamu, man?
That nigga don't want to be there, man.
Why y'all got two rides?
Y'all got two rides.
That's it?
That ain't nothing to do.
She's just walking around, see Shammu, and them two livid-eyed rice.
See this nigga here.
And these cousins, okay, who else we got in here?
Who else we got?
Look, she's like, me, big, ooh.
Okay, what's your name?
She's like, give me next, give me there.
Your Frankenstein head out.
Fuck you, me.
That's how I can say, I want to be the mayor.
Ugla.
What?
Woo!
What?
That's going to get cash a woman.
Oh my God.
Y'all don't know what this baby.
What's the dude for a living, ma'am.
Huh?
A flibiotomist?
The fuck is a flibiotomist.
What the fuck is it?
That's what?
You flippin' body?
This is what?
See, you know a nigger for the real, we break that shit down.
Fliptidibitis, that's all out here.
What's a flip vitamins?
I don't want to take your blood.
You're the only one I could take my blood.
Bitch, you're a nurse.
They didn't know that one?
What?
Oh my God!
Hey, man, and they'll tell you y'all go to the dolly.
And be like, hey, bitch, you know you're a flibitabitis, right?
I just take bud. I don't flip nobody.
I don't...
There's a nurse.
She's just you flipped out of this.
Can't leave a nurse.
What's the difference?
I'm the only one that can take your blood.
Your regular nursing thing is to not extract blood from you.
So what the fuck are you doing 26 years?
These bitches been taking everybody blood.
So they're not, they're not certified.
to take my blood unless their phleitamus.
So the next time I go to the dog, I'm like,
hold on, bitch.
Show me your phlebitamous papers.
Okay, oh, I want to see your bloodbottish papers.
Okay, oh, I can do this shit, oh, babe, hold up.
Okay, I don't want to say, keep going.
Who said, keep on?
Who said it?
Who said it?
Who said it?
You next, bull, bugger?
Who said it?
Oh.
All right.
Okay, y'all think this is stupid.
You ready to need?
That thing ain't stopped shaking.
He's like, I'm having to tell me what a lot of your fucking?
This ain't.
This ain't even real call it.
This ain't even real call it.
Look at this shit here.
Hello?
This shit louder than this, goddamn.
What they did, we went out to a car?
See what going on?
Oh, I thought we had a wonder, no.
Same shit, all right.
Y'all think is stupid.
Y'all got some floor.
Y'all ready?
Y'all here?
Listen, listen, listen.
This next motherfucker I'm about to bring up.
But y'all think I'm a fool.
This nigga here is a fool.
It's a fool, you gotta, you better, you better get rid of it.
All right, okay, okay.
Okay, yeah, yeah, okay, we're here.
Listen, y'all have got me crying, shut up.
Okay, now this next thing I'm about to break up,
I'll tell you, y'all, listen, if you got to,
to pee, bitch, we need to go pee now, because I'm telling you're gonna be looking too old
to be peeing on yourself.
This motherfucker is a motherfucker fool.
Y'all, see his nigga, Mt, MtVee, one part of the old of the 85-sap show.
Makes you knowles right now for Carlos Smiller!
Yeah, rock-knit, you can hate but your bitch a bitch stay to watch it.
Bitch, you can't do with that.
Oh, poppy.
You can't block it.
I told you grow you rap, but you see you can floppy.
Blopper.
Say you getting running, man.
Hey, hey, ho.
Oh, hey, ho.
I keep the perk by the pound.
The trust.
I ain't fucking.
Y'all know we run in time.
I can't hear a shit.
And I keep a bad at your wild.
Hey, man.
That shit terrible.
What y'all play that one side of a headphone?
This.
Sandiac, this shit beautiful, man.
I ain't never been in no shit this nice.
Oh my God.
Man, I want to fuck the shit out of somebody outside on the balcony.
Oh, this is beautiful, you gotta fuck on the balcony.
Outs, you can hit the nuts, hit the air.
I'm trying to get my...
Come on, man.
That's the sound nigga be listening for her.
Hit him from the back.
This thing ain't big as shit.
Where are we in our own restaurant?
There's some bullshit.
How we got white people owning a black-ass club?
a black-ass club.
This shit looked like
where Nino Brown
had his birthday party.
They over there
in real VIP.
We over here
performing at the palace.
There's some bullshit.
This looks like
that shit
that go on top of leftovers.
This is...
Well, where the holes in?
Just a bunch of niggas
and outfits
in this show.
They not coming?
I know they ain't coming
to his table.
This niggist's that...
This n'n't got
shoulder movements.
Let me walk over here.
Hey, how you doing, Ms. Lady?
You kept waving at me.
Is there something you have for me over there?
I brought the pussy for you.
You better stop playing.
You live in San Diego?
No, I said Houston.
How am I get the pussy?
You brought some Houston pussy to San Diego?
I surely did.
Is it still hot?
I'm talking about like in a lot.
How do you know you wanted me to hand it?
Because.
What did you see that was like,
he getting some pussy?
because I want some more people to start seeing it
No, not saying that I don't appreciate your pussy
because I come from a glass of niggins
where we appreciate all pussy
just wait to everybody leave and be in the parking
like what thought? What you're doing?
Like shit, I don't really know my way around San Diego
but I did bring some Mississippi dick with me
if you want to put what I got with what you have
and now we outside on the balcony
Bro, we got some fine-ass women in here tonight.
Make some noise for these ladies.
Out here putting it together.
Summer bodies, real hair, edges, eyebrows that's straight across from each other.
Ladies, you can start wearing the fake eyelashes.
I'm sick of this shit.
Y'all really think we believe your eyelashes this fucking long, for real?
This girl spent the night at my house
tried to sneak in the bathroom and leave them on the counter.
She doesn't smash them together.
I go in there and pee behind her.
I'm thinking I got tarantulas in my fucking house.
Now I got the move and shit.
That's what I'm looking for right there.
Hell yeah.
Women who wear them little shawls everywhere.
Like the big teary women, they always try to,
hey, how you doing?
Like, stop it, ma'am.
We see them.
Oosh.
What is your name?
Hey, where are you from?
Okay, see, now that's the boys I came to San Diego.
Because I made the announcement on the page.
I said, bring your San Diego to this, so I fuck you in Houston.
Okay, see, it's a big in war.
I knew I was a bad nigga out here.
I could tell, yes.
Hey, Miss Lady, what the school teacher had cut?
Who you in here with?
Oh, that's your home boy.
He's been trying to fucking, you just gonna let me come
from out of town and get the pussy?
Wow, this is my kind of city.
Appreciate you driving up here, bro.
Hey man, get whatever you want from the bar, bro.
I got the pussy, Uber.
Bruh, how did you set that up?
What you wanna do this weekend?
You wanna kick it?
Let's go somewhere I can fuck another nigger.
Cool.
I can never be that nigger.
I would have deleted my phone.
No, man, we need niggas like you.
Because they make niggas like me possible.
Like she need a nigger who's going to be nice and don't drink
and make sure she get home safe so he could drop her off somewhere close by me.
And then I can go school.
Because then she can really be herself because she homes safely
in the environment that she's comfortable in.
gonna smoke a blunt, watch scandal, yeah.
You see, yo, don't just rush to the pussy,
bro, do some other shit, learn how to take some braids down,
grease her scalp.
Yeah, bro, don't just be out here offering dick,
you gotta have a dick with some benefits package, bro.
Like, you go out fucking with me,
watch your edges come back, and your skin clear up.
Credit score don't went up eight points for nothing,
just for being around a real nigga all the time.
I ain't got your weight back up, that ass,
heavy in them jeans.
I just came up here to preach to y'all.
Some of the white dudes don't get what I'm saying.
Bro, what is he saying, bro?
Y'all got all kind of women up here, bro.
I was in the mall.
I saw the white lady with the fattest ass ever.
I ain't even tried to holl.
I'm just like, ma'am, I swear to God.
This was old stupid ass.
You ever seen an old dumb ass?
ass looked like it dropped out in like seven grade just all illiterate ass just stupid just what the
ass the ass eight plus eight 17 stupid ass just this ass ain't had no sense just
but y'all got women that's mixed with shit i ain't even know people could be mixed with this
girl says she was mixed with chinese scandinavian and jamaican what the fuck is scandinavia
Fuck her parents meet.
I like this, man.
We're going to have some fun in this bitch.
Y'all social love to my nigga J.O.N., bro.
Hey, J.O.N.
He threw his own dreads.
He brought his own shit, bro.
A lot of people don't know that.
If you don't know what the 85 South show is,
you are in for a real treat.
You end for a real treat, my nigga.
No, you might not know what this.
see us right here. This is a
podcast for women who go to clubs
and only paint the two toe nails
that's going to be out.
This podcast
is for people who got a fucked up car with so many lights
on, you just put the picture of your baby right
there.
You don't even give a fuck about it. If it blow
Let me blow up. Fuck this car.
Exactly.
This podcast for African niggas who come up here and make up an American name to tell bitches in the club.
Niggas like him in here telling a bitch in his name.
Nicky he'll tell him bitch his name Patrick.
Your name ain't Patrick.
You're dressed like you're about to get baptized in this bit.
They got the passport outfit on right now.
What's your name, Sir Petrie?
No, it's not.
You're in here with soft bottom shoes, though.
Let's learn how to walk.
Hey, man.
Thank y'all for having me at this goddamn hotel lounge.
Before I'm at a weird reception.
Shout out to all the Spanish people in here that don't speak Spanish.
We don't know what the fuck they're saying neither.
No, it just reminded me the day I was at the outlet mom looking for a shirt.
And I saw this lady's shit a lot of little kids.
The little boy was fucking up and then God punished the little boy because his mama couldn't handle.
He was running around and his ass ran on that escalator.
And his ass fell and that shit was hot.
He jumped up.
I don't even speak Spanish, but I know his little a.S.A. That shit was hot.
All right. Let's move on, shall we? We got a hell of a podcast. We got a hell of a podcast for y'all lined up tonight.
bruh if y'all don't know we brought this shit all the way from the dirty part of the south yeah
make some noise you got some people down south god damn me go see them
we're about man get the shit ready bro we got everybody in the house tonight we got my
niggas sabido domingo in here tonight
hold on hold on turn it down a little bit i don't want it to be too loud we got
some O.Gs in here who still got their Bluetooth put-back.
Shout out to my nigga Noriega in the building.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
Much love to everybody who rolled up a backwood on the table in here tonight.
I saw a few of y'all over there rolling up.
It's about to get real funky.
Shout out to all the niggas who wear big ass hats.
Bro, don't worry about what everybody else's saying.
You got a lot of shit on your mind, bro.
Sometimes shit don't fit in a little hat, you feel me?
That's your home, bro, right here?
I'm hanging with this nigga.
Look like he's about to go to a dance battle.
But what's that little, what's that little Gucci, right?
Cut that bull shit off, bro.
No, take that, stop, bro.
You're scared the pussy out.
You got, when you got shit on your face that don't make sense, women don't want to fuck that.
I'm telling, I'm an older nigger than you, bro.
I'm telling you, cut that shit off and watch your pussy rate go up 13%.
That's the problem with y'all young news.
Y'all don't listen to nobody.
I'm telling you.
Stop wearing shirts that look like a lot of shit going on.
Stick the one thing, bro.
Listen to a niggins.
Trust me.
You saw that lady just brought that pussy away from Houston?
You live here and ain't nobody brought you shit.
If I was you, I'd be all ears right now.
Look at a nigger with the big hat. He's just listening. He's gonna come up.
It's a chick in the back. I like niggas with big hats. What are in?
You got a what?
A what?
Bro, just stop talking, my nigger.
You're not good socially, my man.
You wanted them post up type niggins.
Yeah, public speaking ain't your shit, bro.
I don't know what the fuck you said, man.
That shit sounded like Roman.
Love a lot, love, love a lot.
This nigga speaking Roman numos.
Oh shit.
Much love to all the lesbians that don't eat coach you.
This is a slow air audience, bro.
That's a real fucking shit. You ready to bring the squad out?
Let's bring the squad out here.
Let's bring the squad out here, man.
Hey, Miss Lady right here with this.
with this uh with this brown dress on same color as a check from the government I like
that what's your name don't look don't do me like that what's up Amber how long you've
been fucking with the 85 South show yeah we're gonna do three more shows and then
after that all the ladies with big titties get in free little titty women you get a discount
Bro, work with them little titties, man.
Fuck that shit.
Ladies, all you got to do is have two of them.
I mean, fucking addressing these home.
Keep me out here, he's dressing the home.
Taxing them back.
Sitting on a picture.
Call the man.
Call the bag.
Teller they move.
That what he did.
He'll pick up the kid.
He's going to pick up all of the red.
I said that nigga is a nigger.
I said,
Yeah, I'm gonna go still.
I'm gonna go still.
Okay, bitch, stay at her house and you fought on a...
Find you a nigga like Chad.
He'll pet your bills.
He'll keep it so real with you.
If you got a boyfriend, you on your peer,
he'll come through and chill with you.
He's the type of a nigga who be sharing his dream.
Buy a bitch a whole bunch of candy ice cream.
He the type of nigga who be hugged up,
rubbed up on their booty like everything.
Hey, hey, chat the type of nigger that'll buy you shoes.
Chat the type of nigga that'll help you move.
Chat the type of nigga that you call in the middle of the night
when you got the boyfriend blues.
Chad the type of nigga that will keep you up
joking, chat the type of nigga that'll give you hugs.
Chatter type of nigga that'll love you girl.
Chat the type of nigger that'll be your world.
Chat type of nigger you ain't never seen.
Chat the type of n manera believe in your dream.
Chatty type of nigger who'll take his money.
Give that whole bitch everything.
Hey, everything.
Every thing.
Such type of nigger that holds you that.
Chat the type of nigger and love do that.
Hey, chat this type of nigger that hey, blue bag.
Oh, yeah.
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