The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Say It Loud (The Black History Month Episode) With Chico Bean | Ep. 8

Episode Date: February 5, 2016

The guys are still out on the west coast filming for Wild N' Out. With the help of return guest Chico Bean, the crew runs through Black History facts, touch on #OscarsSoWhite and Karlous & Chico still try to get to the truth on who stole who's rhymes. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hey, what's up, man? Welcome back to the 85 South Joe. Flap. Man, by fan request, we got our first repeat guest, man. We got our man's again. For the month of February, Chico Bean You do do do

The feedback's been crazy Man, they would love you on him Man, man That's what's up That's because they know You ain't shit Man, that's why Don't fuck around

And get comfortable In this bitch That's why This show You're gonna get rid of me This show you're gonna get rid of me You don't want my energy around They're gonna be like

What the fuck we need a nigga Callow? Well, we need a digger name Chico Bean for We're gonna keep the nigga DC He's good I thought the name was Anthony We're gonna get rid of that

Nick Anthony We're good But that motherfucker Carlo's got to go You gotta I mean, just hearing when the nigger Chico talk, you can tell what Carlos got all that shit from it. He got all that shit from that nigger. This is what is.

You see why I don't take this motherfucking nowhere? Yeah, I mean, that's what it is. But I'm happy to be back on 85. Man, welcome back, man. I don't give a fuck what people say about you. Presented to you by Comedy Hyke. You still, my partner. Please don't a live podcast.

Hell yeah. 85 South. Yeah. Show. Like, do you feel differently when it's February? Like, my birthday in February is who I do. But do you ever, like, being black. Do you feel like when February come around, like, some extraordinary shit about what happened?

Like, you know, like, when you're about to get some pussy, like, you know you about to get it. You're like, Nick, I got to make sure I take a shower and do all that. But when February grade come around, like, you got to do it extra. Do you feel like, you're like, man, I got to get my, I got to read a couple books. I feel obligated. I feel like I got to, like, make up some shit. So February 14th, I can skip February 14th. Oh.

That's about it. Chico, your birthday in February. Do you feel like Black history? No, I mean, you know what? You ain't black history, then? I mean, not yet. Not yet, not yet. We got a couple more things that accomplished

before we can say we're black history. Like what? We're on the way. We're on the way, you know what I'm saying? What do you think we got to accomplish you? Oh, no, we got a lot to accomplish. Like what? And you have a, you have a fucked inside of a Lambo?

No. I mean, I'm not saying that you got to, but that'd be a good thing to put on the list, wouldn't it? Yeah. That's black history. I would say like a horse carriage or something. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I smash you.

Or better yet, better yet, fuck, somewhere where you didn't used to be free at. Like, you go to Alabama and fuck on the plantation and some shit. Just disrespect the old, like, that's the type of black history I like to try to make right there. But I say, like, the black history month, I say, like, you try to hang a white girl in a case you get out. You're stupid, man. Hey, oh, like, what are some of your favorite moments from black history? Like, you know, black history throughout history. There's a lot of history that's black that people don't know black.

oh man yeah I know my favorite I don't know I say my favorite moment in black history to me it's hard to say because it's so many moments you know what you know what I'm from D.C so I would have to say my favorite moment in black history was when Mary and Barry got reelected for men in the city you remember when he got called in the hotel yeah I was a little boy I was a little boy but that's the thing I'm glad we talk about black history because Because Mary and Barry, in my opinion, is the greatest statesman ever to live, Nick. I don't get fuck what you say. Like, he's the greatest.

Because when Marion Barry was mayor, all my uncles and people that's older used to tell me you can go get an ounce of cocaine, a bus pass, and your taxes done all in the same building in D.C. Like, that's how Mary and Barry had the city running. I feel like, yeah, that was probably like one of the strongest thing. That when we first got our black male, everybody thought the whole world was going to try. We got a black male, but we're close to the president. You know what I'm doing? Yeah. really shit didn't change.

Nah, but see, Mary and Barry really changed shit. And when you watch the video, if you never seen the video, D.C., you look up the video, and Barry got caught in the hotel with the, with the cocaine? With the crack. Oh, that was smoking crick. Oh, that was smoking crows. Yeah.

Who was in there with the prostitutes who smoked crack? He didn't even know how to hit the shit right. He didn't, and then at the end of the video, he said, this bitch set me up. He let you know she set him up. You know what I'm saying? Hey, Mary Ray. Mary and Barry, man. So, like, that would have to be one of my favorite moments in black history.

Mary and Barry getting reelected. after the crack scandal, my nigga came home from jail. They sent him to jail. He came home from jail dressed like Farrakhan's assistant and got reelected. That shit was amazing. Again, how many crackheads you know bounced back to like that? But check this out, though. When was the last time you seen a crackhead handle that much responsibility?

Exactly. Ever. And state like... I just seen the crackhead drop a motor, so I don't know what you're out of time. But a crackhead running the whole city? He ran the whole city. With a budget? everything. They had to trust him

with money. He did, and he was just stealing enough money to get high. He cared. I mean, it's about it. But it was real crack-haired shit, though. All the people who dealt bricks, it's kind of snorted. He was only stealing like $175 at a time. Like, he wasn't trying to bankrupt the city. Yeah, that's all he did. He didn't do no, but just. It was for

personal crack use. Exactly. It was probably left over from his campaign. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. What's some other moments in black history that's stand up? You got to be hotter on the whole damn city, y'all. I want to hear one of yours Loz was one of your, what's one of your

favorite? But see, I was what I'm, I like hood black history. Me too. I like hood. That's why I said Mary and Burry. Like black history to me is like, like that day Dion Sanders played for the Braves and then played for the Dallas Cowboys the same night. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, like that's black history to me. Like

who was the first nigga to put some weed in a cigar? That's my type of black history. I want to meet some of the black people who weren't down with the Silver Rights movement. Like, yeah, we're going to March for Freedom. I want to meet them old black dudes like, them niggas crazy. I got to go to work. Exactly. Yeah.

Like, you know, everybody didn't go. I want to meet the, I want to, you know what would be interested to know, like, what did the first niggas say when the girl said he had to put on the condom? Like, what was that niggins response? Like, the first black dude to wear a condom? The first black dude, the bit, the first black dude to wear a condom. Like, hey, you got to put this on. And, bitch, what the fuck is this?

I want, what the fuck of this? Bitch, you want me to put some goddamn plastic on my dick, bitch? Try to put the clothes on this motherfuck. Exactly. I got some like history facts over here that you might not know. Did you know a black man invented 3D graphic? No. Black man invented every damn thing.

Mark Hanna. Mark Hanna invented 3D graphic. Maybe that's why they charge so much from glasses at the movies. Oh, check this out. Did you know that a black man invented the home video game console with interchangeable cartridges? Yeah, we couldn't know

that one. Which one? No, this is the whole concept. Oh, man. The concept. So it was like the Sega Genesis. It was his idea. 85. His idea. A nigga couldn't go no damn way.

Hey, you know, you know it'd be crazy. This is a real nigger invention right here. The fireproof safe. The nigga Henry Brown was like, even if this just burn up, I still want my picture. Yeah, they're his name Henry Brown. Henry Brown. That's sound like a cheap-ass nigga right there.

Henry Brown. That sounds like a cheap, nigga. Hey, really. I mean, if you look at this list, really, a black man invented text messaging because he invented the multi-plex telegraph which is pretty much just like a group text

via telegram so we invented that too did you know a black man invented the Super Soaker he just got his money a couple years ago he was trying to shoot some shit Lonnie Johnson Lonnie Lonnie Oh man

Sound like an old playful-ass nigga man they go this hiccum this nigga Lonnie God We invent a powerful-ass water gun Oh playful-ass Lonnie Frederick Jones invented the mobile refrigeration The mobile refrigeration There's some sting your nigginship right there

I'll tell you what I'm taking my food with me That's some stingy nigginship You know what Put it in the refrigerator I can roll it Yeah I'm getting to put my clothes in there too

Yeah It took everything It took everything man Black history is fucking amazing And then you can see the Oscars They didn't even nominate no black How y'all feel about the Oscars Not nominate no black people man

That's some black history for you Oh, niggie, no it ain't. That's a crazy part of it. That's regular history. Yeah, they're making a history of not doing this. Oscar is a black nigga name. It sounds like a- They need to change it.

It sounds like it. Wow. How did you feel when you find out when you find out what, no black people nominated for nothing? All these great-ass movies. Well, first of all, I was cleaning my fingernails because I just got through jacking off. What the hell?

I was just already tired and exhausted. Right. You was already at the limit. I was like, that's a mood. Time for this shit So that didn't put the cap on it You know That was a straw

They broke the camel's back I'm gonna go to sleep on that note Hell no Chico what you think about this shit man Man I'm not surprised I mean first of all There's only like three Nigger movies that was made last year

Right Straight out of Compton Uh huh 12 years of slavery No that was a year before That was a couple years before Right That was 12 years ago

Straight out of Compton Everything the nigga Kevin Hop was in So we just gonna count that as one movie Right And, uh, and, uh, shit, uh, what, what else? I don't know what else came on. Will Smith. Concussion.

But that's, and Real Smith, but that ain't no nigga movie, though. That's it. And then I'll sing, I watch, how y'all feel about the accent? I don't like, I don't like the accent. Like, I, I, I'm around real Africans. Like, the ones that work at the gas station and shit. Like, you got, you're like, when Will got mad in the movie, he didn't give me real African.

And you ever went in there and tried to get a cigarillo and a black and mild? Brother, brother, brother, no, brought out. At the same time. time, like, I went to gas station true store, I win the gas station BP, right? Yeah. And I go to buy, you know, there's some Swishers in the Black and Mild, and I got him, had me a little sprite, and he was like, let me ask you something,

brother. How come you Niggas come in here all the time? Always buy Swiss Ships Black and Mild and something else. How come you niggas never buy newspaper? I'm like, that's a good-ass question, sir. Why do you give a fuck webinar? Right. Niggas don't buy news, but... Fuck you. I got the news on my phone. Exactly.

So you really telling me, this is the cheapest shit in the goddamn in the store that don't know about it about. I see, y'all man at the accent But Will Smith's such a good actor I believe that in Africa somewhere niggas talk like that He didn't never say what an accent came from I feel like if he would have like three more months

He would have killed it He would have killed it Oh if he could just did it in his regular voice Like why African had to come up with the shit All right check this out Uh oh food in there bitch Check this out fly This is what we're gonna do

Say since they didn't nominate No black people for no Oscars Okay And they got a black Oscar They got a nigga hosting him Yeah tell me some some black movies that should have won some Oscars. Throughout history. Throughout history.

Throughout history. Off top. Shotas. Shottes. Shata should have got an Oscar, niggas. Shata should have got an Oscar. Shata should have got an Oscar. Radio should have got an Oscar. Radio definitely should have got an Oscar.

He's like that guy. I'm feeling so sorry for him a couple of times. Remember the Polo he tried to fuck with him? Oh, Snow on the Bluff, that shit should have got an Oscar. Kurt Snow should have got an Oscar. Curtis Snow should have got an Oscar. They filmed that shit on a Motorola razor, nigga. It was hard as hell to work.

Right. Like, for you to film a whole movie on a Metro PCS phone, that deserves some cinematography nomination. They had a Bluetooth. The director had a Bluetooth. I think that LeVar Burton should have won an Oscar for Roots when he played young Kunta Kente. Oh, yeah, he should have. He should have.

I think, I don't even know. Dolomite Mike should have got one. Damn show should have got one. Oh, sure. Players Club. Brough, I don't even know if you could do this, but I think Florida Evans should have won an Oscar for winning. James Evans died, yeah.

That was a cool one. Or Janet Jackson, when she got burnt by that eye, that was the old one. They should have been, definitely getting some Oscars for good time. Or when Will Smith, father ain't come pick him up from the road trip and the truck. Oh, Uncle Smith. He don't want me, man. That shit, all that shit was powerful. Yeah, that shit was powerful.

That shit was powerful. That shit, let's step in the bathroom with his son. How really that, my name? You can't tell me Tupac didn't deserve no Oscar for poetic justice and juice. They didn't know a Pock twice. When you popped his popcorn? I was like, that's real niggins shit, Oscar. You can't tell me that Antoine Fisher

didn't supposed to win no damn Oscar. Especially he cried in that motherfucker. When he came home and they was like, nigga. Yeah, that was, that was cold. Man, we didn't have had some great moments in cinematography history.

You know what? Yes, man. Hey. Or Samuel Jackson when he was like, there's some snakes on this mother fucking plane. Hey, on some real shit flat. On some real shit flat, they owe Samuel L. Jackson

About 13 more than Oscars. Because when he was in Jackie Brown, niggas, or they're a roby. That's one of my favorite. That's my favorite movie. Now, Shaft was a horrible movie, Nick.

Shaft was a horrible? Shaff was horrible? I don't know. I ain't had a capist. That nigga level jacket didn't even shine right. Hey, you know what? They did them dirty. Mike Epp should have won some kind of trophy

for when he played the Pimp on Sparkle. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if it should have been an Oscar, but he needs some, he should have got a trophy, bro. Yeah. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney.

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Yeah, speaking to movies like that. Speaking of movies like that, goddamn. What's my man name off Dreamgirls? Jamie Fox? No, not Jamie Ford. Not Eddie Murphy. The other nigga on Dream Girls. We want to Dreamgirls should have got one, too.

Yeah, Dreamgirls should have got one too. Jennifer Husson's supposed to won an Oscar. Dreamgirl should have got one too, but what's my man name? man off Dreamgirls that was the nigger that just delivered all the fucked up news for Jamie Fox, the old black man. You don't remember him? The one, he was his sidekick his assistant. See, that's the thing.

That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. He was amazing. He should have definitely won an Oscar for that. It's people who get overlooked. Yeah, underlooked. Underlooked. Under and overlooked. I think that Charles S. Dundon should have about two or three Oscars. Rock? Oh, yeah. Rock. Oh, yeah.

Rock. Oh, my. Deep Blue C. Nick. Hold up Everybody had Yeah, that shit got something Queen Latifah They old Queen Latif They old Queen Latifah

Like four Oscar She'd have pulled her tities out She'd have died in a movie Come on now And she then She didn't live single That shit is hard for a black woman I don't know if Madia

They don't like that shit I don't talk about like They don't like living single I don't know She did a whole five seasons About living single I don't know if they can get Madia one I don't know

She did adopt Kiki Palmer They owe Kiki Palmer one Yeah Yeah Tyler Perry, Tyler Perry, it's just rough Tyler Perry, man. You know, he didn't did a lot for black. Hell yeah.

You know, this nigga could get a lifetime achieving award now. You can't tell me that they don't owe Kane from Menace to Society. Oh, yeah. No, no, no, you know who they owe Chansy. They owe Choncy. They owe Choncy.

Choncy that really deserves an awesome for menace to society. Hey, yo, Wax, hook me up some of them lynx. You know what I'm saying? Don't come through here. Nine, nine, ten, thirty. They owe Lorenz Tate won for Best Supporting Act for uh men's to society yeah hell yeah

cameron need one for uh for uh killer season no paying for rico uh oh yeah macaa five for two when he was in the car I'm on some real murder they do owe him they do that shit was believable anybody ever looked at me wrong you know what I'm saying said some jealous shit about me is fucking dead B

that was fucking dead that shit is amazing that was beautiful this shit is so crazy that was beautiful they old Denzel Washington Right now, I'm looking at it on the end, I mean, out of his work. Even out of time was good. They owe Denzel Washington 21 motherfucking Oscars right now. They do. Right.

I don't give a damn what color the back of Forrest Whitaker neck is. They owe that nigga 33 Oscars. Exactly. That's an ugly, good acting. Forrest Whitaker could act so motherfucking good. When he played EDIMET, that should have gave him two Oscars. Yeah, exactly. Now, when he was the father in, what was that, he was the father in, it was that

Ghost's lyric? No, was that going? Yeah, when he played Jason's lyric, Nicky he came home and you can believe he looked like he stunk. Y'all might not believe me when I say this shit, though.

At the end of the day, they owe us money. At the end of this, y'all might not believe this shit when I say it. But they owe Bukin Woodbine like three Buckeem did his thing. Bukim did his thing in Jason's Lurk and a dead president. That should have won best picture of the year

whatever year that came out. That should have won. Some golden globes, at least. At least. But that was the only thing. think just because they gave this out of the globe and take her for all the Oscars. No, bitch. No, I don't. They put, it's

so many people that they owe Jay to Pinky Smith like four Oscars What her name? What her name? Jada Pinkett Smith. Oh, okay. Jada Pinkett? She pulled her tities out and Jay to them. Yeah, you know, it's a lot of black women. But they should give an Oscar out for Best Titties in a movie. They, they kind of do already

a little bit. I ain't go a lot, even though that movie is kind of, it's kind of Sideway. They, they They owe, uh, um, what's it called one who played in Baby Boy for Holiday. Oh, Ving Rain. Yeah, hey, they owe him one. I mean, that was, that was old, you know who they owe him an Oscar, you know who they owe

a Oscar, you know who they owe us, speaking of black women. That black lady that play everybody, Mama, in the movie. Loretta Devine. Loretta, not her. And the lady who played Tina Turner Mama, she didn't play everybody. Bruh, they owe that lady like 11 Oscars. You know, you know, you know they owe Oscar, too? Aunt Vivian.

Which one? The black one. the black one. The black one, because she was more fierce. She, yeah. She was fierce. Yeah, I believe. The light skin, when they was running her ass over. Their name was. The black one was fierce. The play Tina Turner. Oh. You're talking about Angela Bassett? Brotherhood. Hollywood, oh, Angela

Bassett, like 22 motherfucking Oscar. Angela Bassett, man. Come on. She was Tina Turner. The way she fucked out in that studio. They should have gave her Oscar just for having her arms like that for so long. Exactly. I agree. I agree. Oh, they owe Adam Merton and my along one for life. They owe them two. piece yeah boomerang he should have got one for boomerang they owe eddie murphy like

11 Oscars that's amazing man they owe everybody you know bruh bruh jamy fox won the Oscar but they still owe him like five fucking Oscars yeah they you know they owe him they should have got a costume Oscar for what's that booty call when that nigga had the musical braids oh man oh bro check this out it ain't a nigga who ain't who live in america who hadn't seen bait like you ain't if you ain't never bought bait at out of walmart at the three dollar bin you ain't no real nigga. If I come over your house, if I come over your house, and I look through all your movies, and I don't see bait, I don't trust you. I don't fuck with you. Yeah, exactly. Because you just, that's, you buy that because it's always on top.

That bait and enemy of the state is the exact same shit. It's show is. And they owe Jamie Fox and Will Smith for Oscar for both of them motherfucking movies. Don't nobody want to admit it, though. That, you know what? That makes me feel, damn, man, we might not ever get one, y'all. That's why we got, that's why we doing this today. We might not ever get no Oscar, man. That's why we brought this to the 85. That's what I feel like it's all going to be beautiful when I get an Oscar. That's what I know. But ain't old telling, man.

Down Danny Gay, Danny Glover won yet, man. Brough, Whitney Houston was supposed to get an Oscar for the bodyguard. Yeah, yeah, she was. Danny Glover was supposed to get an Oscar for color purple. Yeah, he was. See, Whoopi Goldberg was supposed to get an Oscar for Color Purple, too. Yeah, she was. Hoppo was supposed to get one.

Miss Sophia was supposed to get one. Damn near the whole cast. Shook Avery. Shook. Should have got. Avery was one of the first thoughts. They robbed Shook Avery. Shook Avery was supposed to get a spinoff movie

and tell her story about her music career. Exactly. She was one of the first, like, the first rovers. Harpo was one of the first niggas to own a nightclub in the South. Yep. It's so much black history in that film. It says black history. Look, Miss Sophia is the first black woman to punch a white man.

And knock him out. And did 20 years for the shit. And then they fucked her eye up and fettie whopping all none of them niggas name her as an inspiration. That's why we brought you through the one-eyed That's why you're here to discuss the Oscars snub. They've been doing this shit for the longest, man. You know, this shit is sad. But the crazy part about it is, guess what, y'all?

What? We ain't got no damn Oscars, Nick. We got the 85 South show, though. We got this, yeah. We got this, though. This is, you know what, we're making black history now. And the crazy part about the Oscar is black. This is going to be the place where niggas got to come.

Like, you got to come here to get validated. We don't trust you If you don't come Do the 85 South show We don't trust you We don't trust you If you don't bring your black ass Through here

And talk to niggas like us We don't trust you Who you're working for? Who you with? Who you with Nick? Chico You know what I'm saying? That's why I said

Martin Luther King should have won Oscar Hey listen Martin Luther King would have came through here And fuck with us on this show I guarantee you that He probably would have had to shake it

Somebody would have Hold the mic for him But we hear Stop saying that shit Why he think Why he'd be fucking He think Martin Luther King

Would have Alzheimer's I don't know why he came up with that shit He'll be in the middle of the beach Yes, I deserve We're going to go march on Selma tomorrow 8 o'clock We were like, look, Ma'am, you already did that shit Like, listen, D.C.

First of all, you got to understand why what you just said was disrespectful. If Martin Luther King was still alive and Selma was still fucked up, there's nothing that could be done at this point. That's sick. If he's still working on Selma for 60 years, at some point you got to quit.

The white folks down there don't give a fuck about us, Nick, let's move on somewhere else. Y'all niggas just moved from But they don't get fucked down here. That shit crazy. Corretta didn't come getting me out of jail. I told I could have got a signature bond. You stupid.

You stupid. Let that market a signature bun just to lock his ass up. Who came and got you? Get your ass back in there. Y'all niggas are playing too many games. This is the question. Martin Luther King or Malcolm X. Ah, man.

Hold up. On what, though? Everybody got their own goal. I'm going to tell you. It's a check for each one on. Before we even go to that, this should have gave Denzel why. than two Oscars from Malcolm Max. That shit was too big.

That nigga was so long, it came on two VHS tapes. That nigga had to, you know how long he had to act? Exactly. That nigga had the perm in his head. It was heating up shorty. That shit was burning for real. Do you know how that nigga had to learn? You know, he took classes to learn how to stand on his head

and put his fucking head in the toilet for the movie, and they ain't get my nigga no office. That shit was burning for real. That shit is, he put a real conk in that nigga head. Listen, it's three niggas. still alive today that know how to make conks from scratch and all done work for Al Shopton, I know it. And you got, you know how much it costs to rent one of them niggas a day?

It's a, it costs so much money to rent a nigger to make a con from scratch a day. Al Shulton, he got the original recipe, but he won't tell nobody. Exactly, I agree. He the only nigga know how to make one from scratch. He don't watch, he don't watch his head, either. He shouldn't. You never, you ever, you ever seen, like, a conk? That's a homemade perm.

It's a homemade perm. You got the potato pills and shit. Yeah, Nick, that's making a shit. look like little Richard Jackie Wilson You ought to get one You should be dope as hell I'm gonna bring all that shit Bro, if you get a perm

Guess what you don't win Get all my black brothers and suits If DC get a perm He'll look like Floyd Patterson That shit gonna crack Young Floyd Patterson No you know I'm looking like What's the nigga

The crazy nigga who had the bomb On Fresh Prince Belvedale It was a nigga on Fresh Pennsylvania It was a bomb Yes he did He had the bomb And then he faked him out with the gun And said bang

No no I don't know That's that episode No, the nigger off a heartbeat. He was the same thing on fire heartbeat as the manager. Amen. That was Martin, man. That was Martin.

That was a Christmas episode of Monter. I'm glad you brought Martin. This nigga, D.C. used to be in his house acting out episodes of Martin as Will Smith. We're going to do, we're going to do Fresh Prince, but we're going to do an episode of Martin to switch it up because they didn't fuck around and turn the cable off, so let's just do this shit ourselves.

They should want two Oscars for Bad Boys. Yeah, they should have. Bad Boys was amazing. Mike Lowry, I believe that's a real person. Bad Boy 2 or one? But no, back. You are not welcome here. Back to the question.

Like, who you're riding with? Who you rocking with? Martin King and Malcolm X. Man, I ain't getting hit no head, no rocking thinking I'm just going to keep walking. I'm going to Malcolm. You're going to Malcolm. How about you, who you going to win? Shit, I don't know.

It's hard, because it's hard for me. They had the right idea, but then nobody never jumped at all. Yeah, exactly. They just talked a bunch of shit. At least Martin Luther King then went out there actually did the shit. Hey, to be honest, though, how you know Martin was always with it, though, because at the end of the day, even though, even though, even though, he said he won with violence he kept the choppers in the trunk yeah listen malcolm somebody called malcolm i don't

give a damn where we're going we need malcolm he always had malcolm with him so you know he had guns around but he like look until if he's if i feel like i'm about to take my last bro then you bring the choppers out i don't know no so you you you do dc just talking about it mottledled the king home boy malcolm now malcolm no that's what i'm talking about malcolm mack's niggum niggum niggum niggie they weren't ever together dc them niggas ain't really The niggas, oh, it was a nigga that looked just like him. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That was Malcolm.

He's talking about Malcolm DeBorge. He's talking about Ralph David. Yeah, he was talking about, that wasn't Malcolm. Them niggins be, what? Yeah, that's Abinath. They're going to kick it like that. They ain't really kicking like that. They kicked it like two or three times.

They took one pitch for the gram and that was it. Like them niggies being in the neighborhood and shit, he stayed on that block with you. They weren't beefing, but they just shot the dudes. You know, Martin was in this section of VIP. Malcolm was over there. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it was like, they was like, they was like, Shug and Puffy in the 90s. Do you ever think Malcolm

Carl Martin on her ass name? Yeah, he did. He said it a whole lot of different ways. He did. They know how they talked back then. There was a lot of sneakdissing going on. But that's the thing. It was a lot of it. Every time Malcolm would get on the television, he said, I'd be down if somebody going to hit me with a rock. You know what I'm saying? Like, who the hell you're talking about, Malcolm?

Oh, yeah, he was sneakedism. I would fight. No, he wasn't sneak dissing. He would say Martin would say Martin would come back. I know, but when him and Jesse was by their self, Martin used to talk shit. Fuck that like skin, nigger. used to be a pimp talking shit about me. Right. See me that,

nigga. I know he wanted to fuck. Every time somebody he always thinks somebody I want to fuck Corolla. He just wanted to... Did you ever see Corrella y'all? He probably didn't talk like that

when he wasn't on stage. He probably didn't. I said nonviolence to them, but if you fuck with me, I beat your motherfucking ass. I believe that. I believe that. But I got a ride with Malcolm,

though. Anytime I smoked cigarette doing this, he was with the shit. I got a ride with Malcolm for what I said before. He was the shit for like he smoked them Newport. He smoked them Newport.

He'll get one after every March Give me a new port Right Short That's how you know He's a real nigga though Because he did all that marching And he was on them cigarette

And he was on the cigarette He was on them holes too He was serious He was on them Marden had them Modern had Maudin was in play They did say he was You know he was real

Man ain't wrong Yeah but that's what I'm saying Look at what all he was going through Man you know You got a hundred thousand You got all these people Marching with you And you didn't got hit with bricks

And white people Spitting on you And pouring coffee and stuff on you And you go back to the hotel and then, you know, Sister Gertrude come up to the room with a nice, freshly baked cake that she made in the room. You know what I mean? And she's coming there, she's asking you, and you are all right.

Titties big. She's got on one of them old-school lingerie joints. But can you imagine a slip of Martin? How do you not do it? How do you not do it? Can you imagine a Martin Luther King groupie, though? Martin, I like the way you, Mara, Miss Annie Pearl. Miss Annie Pearl. That's what I'm saying.

Like, it's a lot. You got to keep in mind. This was back in the day when all the fine bitches was fed a little bit. This was back in the day when it wasn't no AIDS or none of the ass TV. It was. Everybody was. A nigga would scratch the skin off and keep it moves. Yeah.

Nih, man, boy, what did they bump is? I'm going to scratch it. That's what I'm saying. Like, that's what it was a different time back there. Like, you know what I mean? You could really go in back there. So you got to understand. Like, Martin, man, I feel him, man.

The model of the king, gruby. She called up. Did you hit his fool? That niggins. Those niggins be like, oh, shit, it's a bump. Let's just scratch the bump all. We'll bust this bitch. Keep it moving.

Just scratched the bump all. Fuck with sister Annie Perth. Hey, all y'all niggas out here listen to that, man. Hey, man. Ask your auntie, man. If she ever, if she ever fuck, Moller the King of Jesse Jackson in the 60s. You got to keep it, man. We're about 40, 50 years away now.

It got to be your great auntie. You got to ask your grandma sister. Can they say, I might call it that my aunt. I might call it that my aunt. probably about what he said about 86 now no he would have been he would have been 86 something like that when he passed how old he was like 68 right no he was hell no me he like 35 he got killed a 68 i know he got he got he like 39 right he got killed the 68 so he was in the 30s yeah it was like 36 and the crazy part about my daddy bro we keep bringing up mon luther can shout out to

mon luther king man yeah man my man my dad my dad said him and mom my dad said him and mom won't wasn't that cool because he wouldn't let him preach at. Your daddy did say that Martin wouldn't let him. He was like, he had like, I can't preach at his church when he's Martin's. Your dad, damn, dad, why you hang on the nigga like that? How did pastor's beef, D.C. Youngfla? Bro, they go to other people churches and sit in the back. They talk about each other.

And be like, that sermon wasn't shit. This is what he should have said. That's what he should have said. This is how they go off the sermon and shit by how many people join the church. They go over like, you know the nigga only had two people joined the church. I had 10 So that's what it is They go off the sermon

When they ask for prayer I mean people You're going to be out of their beefing talking Man You ain't shit You got two people joining Your church Whole month

I had 30 Digg you know what I'm saying What you do Oh weekend You ain't moving shit Digger Old weekend bless You ain't moving souls

Nick They're moving souls like brick How many souls you move Last month I move 30 souls live last month Dick You slap on y'all Hey shit man

It's wrong with you, man. That thing crazy, man. Black history, man. What's some other black history that you've been keeping up with, man? Now? Yeah. But you know what I think

going to make back history now? Who? You know who I think going to make black history, man? Who? Nicky Monard. Future going to make black history, man. I think Nicky and Mina is going to make some black history. Future is currently making it cool

to not have to understand what the nigger is saying on the song. Like that shit, like anything. You can make it. Like, me and you write. Right now, me, you in D.C., get the studio and make a song about this nigga's shirt, right? He got on like a, like, his shirt looked like, you know, when you go to a, get a couch, a real nice couch, like his suede couches from the furniture market. That's what his shirt made out of him, couch seats.

Cows seats, and then, like, we could just make a song. Car seats, like the inside of an 89 Cadillac. Or dash boy. It looks like a little dash boy. Exactly. We could make a song about that. Dad, boy, see, in a she. I mean, creed, hey, hey, hey.

Hey, great, come on the table. Look at him of Obama. Hey, Hey, right, right, right, right. Hey, man, right, right. Just look at my music. Just look at my truck. We're seeing me.

We're moving the brim. We're moving the brima. Obama. Obama. I never a bumma. A bummer. She with the llama. That's a hit.

Yeah. That's a hit. That's a hit. Oh, that base. I want to hear the rest of it. I want to hear the rest of it. Hold on how the baseline go. You get this I'm saying?

That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's all I need. When it's all said and done, the way music is going to sound, in my opinion, the next 5, 10, 15 years is going to be because of him because of him. I think Nicky Mnod's going to start singing gospel music. I feel like it's going to go back to the jazz day. It's going to be like it's so much shit. Niggins is ain't going to want to hear words no more.

It's just going to hear music. Instruments about to come back? I want to hear that trumpet. Like, hold up, that trumpet on his hook. That shit killed. That trumpet. Niggas fucking with that trumpet again. Who else going to make some black hits?

You think Mick Meele going to do anything? This nix is going to do anything? He's just enrolled in college. Damn, man. He did. He enrolled in. Congratulations to him. And that's good.

I don't like how niggas make it seem like you ain't shit if you go to college. Right. I mean, you're kind of crazy because you're paying them student loans and shit, but it's still a better place to go than prison, Nick. You went to college? Yeah, I went to college. I went to college and was cool, man.

You know, I went for four. But that's the thing. I ain't know nothing about college when I was young. I went to college because my uncle got killed. Yeah, that's what made you go to college. That's what made me go to college. I was like, ooh, Lord, Jesus. I went to college for five.

He was the toughest nigga I ever knew And I was like If they can kill him I know they're gonna get me up out of here So I was like Let me Let me get my shit together These streets is not for me

I'm not trying to go out Like these niggas It's gangsters for real I just like money Nika these niggas How long you were in college? I was in college I was in college for five months

I went just so here by my family shit and fuck up I was taking pictures and sitting in the bed like I'm here I'm here at the school I'm mad at the car Hello, what you're doing?

I went for about 11. You went for 11 months? About 11. See, it's always, like, I was, that's the thing about niggas like us going to college. You got to get past that one thing that make you say fuck that shit. Right.

Like, everybody has that, if you're a nigga from the streets, every nigger from the streets decided to go to college, has that one pivotal moment in his college career that make him even say, fuck this shit,

it'll get past. It was my first day. What was your? When I woke up and said, I ain't going no class at 830 for two hours. Fuck that shit. All right, there is. He ain't make a passer.

What was yours? I had a job I had to quit You had a job So it was the money that made you quit It was a seat I was able to push past My fuck that moment

Because I went to D.C. public school Oh, you graduated Yeah, I graduated I went to do you have some applause I know right I had my fuck that moment I had my fuck that moment Early

Like I went to D.C. public school So they ain't really teach That shit the whole time I was in school and shit So when I got to college You know they make you take A little placement test To see where you at

and I had to get put in the remedial math class because I don't know how I do math. So you're in college taking high school. I mean, the fuck high school. That might have been a middle school class. Damn. But it was a past failed class and I failed that, nigga. Yeah, so I was like, damn, I'm stupid.

Am I okay with that? And I was like, yeah, I can do it. I can do this shit. So after that, I was straight. I just knew what they expect from myself in any math class. So I was like, I know how to finesse this now. This is a real live, like, failed success. Yeah, everything else I could get past that.

I started selling weed I was like man Oh yeah I was still fucking around a little bit too when I was in school I was telling myself I was like what can I do this thing out of here

I was like shit everybody want to smoke just sell a little weed I'm like shit bitch but see I made the crazy part about I had a roommate

right because I got at my dorm first so the bed I kind of push the bed together I was like so when these nigga come just tell them they say

yeah I'm in that room by myself you know what I'm saying so he came in and so I'm laying in the big egg two twin bed together

it's like a queen bed so he came Amen. I'm like, what's up, bro? He was like, yeah, I'm in a beat. I was like, hell, no, they told him. I'm going to be about myself. You need to correct this shit. Hell, no.

So the nigga went down there. He got the R.A. He came back. He was like, yeah, he's your roommate. I don't know why he ain't saying that. Oh, you know what I said. I had to put the bed back over. That's what I know, man.

That's black history. Like us going to college is black history. So look, I was selling weed, right? So he had a little parlors and shit. This is black history. So he can't, he had a little. the pot of smoke weed in the room. So I ain't know.

So when I walked in the room, it was smoked that. So the first thing, I'm like, what the fuck? You feel what I'm saying? Like, I'll sell a weed in their pitch. And then first of all, they didn't even get it from me. You feel what I'm saying? I would have been straight able to got it for me.

You feel what I'm saying? Y'all didn't even smoke another nigga weed. And I got weed in here, and you ain't even bad for me, my nigga. So you know, I had to tell me. I said, look, man, you and your pony can't smoke in here no more. He was like, yeah, yeah. But not knowing this is his room. He has right to do what you want to do.

But I told him I would kick you and your partner's asses if y'all smoke a little nigga shit in my room So long as they bear for you Yeah, as long as they buy the weed For me, I want to tripping And that's amazing that this nigga

You come in and smell that the weed Wasn't his from the air Yeah, that shit was a little stronger Wait a minute, nil, that ain't no D.C. on fly you smoking right there Fortner, where you get there from? First of all, I wasn't even, I wasn't even Trippin' about the smoke

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Man, I was out here for a little minute Like my first five day, man You know our hotel too nice To be jacking our meeting You feel what I'm saying So that was my only problem You're crazy as fuck, nigga Ain't nowhere too nice for me to jack my meat

I jack my meat in a white house guest room I don't do a fuck My mom's a harder So I don't jack my meat in some most of the congested places You feel what I'm saying I don't have been in the closet before And I got off on a couple dresses

This dude is fucking crazy Yeah, man But hey, it's real Hey, Marl Duke going to church In the same dress I see the little spot I'm like now I need to go to the altar

When he's calling a dick or now That's gonna get retarded That shit wild bro But at my hotel room too nice Flatt do you know We got all kind of people listening to the 85 South show I'm talking about people

We got people who work overnight We got truck drivers Listen to this shit Pull over We got dispatchers Stippers be listening to this shit When they get ready to go work all types of baby

mammas be listening to this shit. You know what they need to play this shit at? Where? You know the van when they were like when they have all the people like they live in the house with the you know what I'm saying like the big white van?

You ever seen the big white van full of people just riding around like they're going to do activities and shit like that with the people that's a little bit slower than most people need to play this shit in there for them just to keep them entertained

the whole ride this shit is amazing that's what the 85 South show is for everybody it's for people just like that exactly people who fail or past fail math class after filling the tests it's for niggas like us man listen

don't feel bad you can't do it is for girls who take a pregnancy test and it's say positive and she take three more because she don't accept the fact that she picked out that's who that's what the 85 South show is for who it's for what's for fly it's for the ones who got damn

nutting the for the niggas who nutting the bitch and she don't call you so you ain't got to worry about no baby ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that's what you see that's you see that bitch in the mall you don't let it is she ain't preck they're like shit yeah hell yeah you know who this for this for niggas is about to quit their job and let niggas like me come get shit for

cheap because they about to quit and then you just steal shit and let me come by a nigga hook you up on the way out and let you get a 70 inch tv for like a hundred fifty dollars this for niggas like that little y'all niggas by the way just to let you know anybody ever hook me up like that out the back of a circuit city or some shit like that i appreciate you niggas that's That's probably why they ain't in business no more because of me, my backdoor deals. We really do this podcast for girls who got real, real big asses with them little childish-ass titties. Yeah. Oh, man.

The tithes look like the cookies when you just put them in about five minutes. They got about five more minutes left on the tithes. Yeah. Yeah. Tittes look like a little cupcake. Yeah. Yeah. Tittes look like a little cupcake.

Exactly. Yeah, but you got to love them, no, the fat ass with the little teeth. Hell, yeah. And this podcast for the Mexicans who could be able to speak English. But they like this shit. They like this shit. Negro, Negro. Hey, radio, radio, easy.

Arriva. I don't know. What the fuck is about Arriba. What the fuck is that? Is that like hurry? It's like, yeah. You know this podcast? That's what it is.

Who is for you? Hey, we got a mask it in their bitch. That's what it is. Arriva. Arriva. Hurry, hurry. You know what it's for? He put thumbs up.

You're right, motherfucker out there. This podcast is for all the ladies out there who give head and make this noise throughout the entire time. They're doing it. Yeah. Yeah. I'll be scared. I'm going to throw up. I'm like, bitch, don't do that.

But they don't, though. That's the one that, but they don't, though. Them in the professor, they know how to miss. That right there, you be like, whoa. This bitch is a professional. Oh, my God, you hear that shit, nigga? Oh, he's like, oh, my God. She loves me.

You know who else this shit for, Chico? Right there, ladies, that's where, that's going to be my new, my fucking sound when you call my phone if you do that shit to be. I'm just going to record the sound, and every time my phone rig is going, I was like, oh, there she go. They go my baby. She's calling me, y'all. There she go.

Hey, your phone ringing, chico. I'm telling you, that's how I'm going. As soon as the my fucking phone. There's like, there she go. There goes my baby. Hey, bull. You're stupid. Hey, that thing's stupid, bro.

Can I be like, stop, bro. You don't like that shit. You heard of yourself. You don't like, no, they're not. Yeah, that's how they do that. I'd be like, oh, man, it ain't nothing but throat. That's just, that's just, that throat. That's the organic throat.

That's that throat, man. That shit is. Beautiful. That is a gift from the Lord right there. They start off slow and they get into it and hit you with that first girl. He'd be like, oh, she ready. She ready. You know who else this podcast is for?

This podcast is for the girls who slapped themselves with the dick. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Women who don't give a fuck about them. Yeah, I ain't never had that happen before. This bitch told me, try to kill me with your dick. I was like, what? Hey, this podcast for the ones who are let you nut.

and you know how long it is for you to be on soft and she still suck it like she just sucked that gummy worm she just be sucking this for the women who give head on soap oh man shout out to all the women who see your dick on soft and just act like it ain't nothing yeah she spit it out and he just be chittling on your thighs that wet spot on your leg she don't even give a fucking that's when you know you trust your girl when you let her see you on soft yeah yeah I don't let them hold see me on

I don't let them hold you Get the assumption to take a picture What? Uh-uh. You ain't for to do me. Man, I said Every nigga in here, I swore on everything. If a bitch catch you on some.

And then she's like, yeah, this is him we Ruggler. You're like, no, shawdy. You know that. It is true, man. Oh, they do that. Why, you stupid as hell, man. I'll get a fuck.

Hell yeah, man. Shout out to the women who's saying you titty's on Snapchat and don't even put no lotion on Oh yeah It just ashy I can see through that filter I had a bitch to hold her tities up

And they were still sacked I was like Hey you stupid as hell You ever got some cookies In a bag She had two bags of cookies What the hell did you just say this? They said she had them up

And they still sang Do you know how Have them long titty's right there Oh, shit. Titty's longer than baseball season, me. Oh, shit's your ass up. Oh, shit is longer than baseball season. Titty's longer than the NASCAR race.

You know how long their motherfuckers to be 500 miles is how long your titty. They play 182 baseball games. Exactly. They play 182 games just in case you wouldn't know how all that is. Y'all stupid is this. Yeah, this is this podcast for all the dope boys and the trap niggas, man. Yeah, exactly. Especially y'all.

I'm talking about the ones who used to be in there, But these niggas work at, like, the cable company now. They're cable company now. They're dope boys who are retired. Nigger working at the FedEx building, the manager over here now. Yeah, nigger driving. But they still talk to you like they dope boys and shit. Hey, man, you need them packages.

I can get you a good deal on them. I'm like, nigga, I know. I looked on the internet and can tell, motherfucker. I know the prices for where you work, niggas. Stop talking like you're still in the streets. Nigg can't let that shit go, man. But this is for y'all too. It's for everybody, man.

You know what we do this. This is for the niggas that work at the gas station. Y'all don't never get no love, man. y'all niggas be at the gas station two, three o'clock in the morning and niggas come in, drunk and hi, don't give a fuck about you. Shut up! Don't say hi, don't ask how your night going. You'd be in there just hoping the nigger want to talk to you.

He's just coming there, motherfuck, I don't get you no love. Hey, man, let me get two swish or sweets. That's all you want to play. You want anything else? You need anything else? Man, how you're night going? See what I'm saying? You see what I'm saying?

Niggas like this. Shout out to y'all, man. We love y'all, man. We'd love to everybody who unemployed. Get your ass up and quit listening to this and go find you a job. But you know what I like, though? It would be better. I like them unemployed motherfuckers who wake up, fill out an application,

but quit doing the halfway through. Hell, yeah. They're like, man, I'm sick of shit. Shout out to all the people who go out and look for jobs, and then you get a call for an interview and don't go. Stupid that. Shout out to the motherfucker who say they ain't a 9 to 5 person but ain't got no job. Right.

So what are you then? Must love to everybody who ain't even trying to go to work. Just get up early, watch everybody else. in traffic. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, man. So, flat, for all the... It's a lot of lost people who

be listening to this show. Give them some advice. Any advice you want to leave on the show, Chico Bean? I say, if you're digging your toes, smear your fingers afterwards. Yeah. Just to see where you're at in life. Just to see what you're at in life.

If it's stink, you probably need to start moving around. That's it. Yeah. Wash your body. What else, Chico? I just want to let all the fellas know if you don't wake up in the morning and wash your pussy it don't belong to you.

Stop trying to make these hoes do what you want them to do. They're going to do what they're going to do anyway. So you want to speak on that for a minute? Yeah, yeah. You got to just stop. You got to stop. You just got to, you know, you have a seen the nigger who just, you know, with a chick that you know is just born to just go and just fuck people.

And he's trying to make her not. Like, stop. Stop. You are ruining her, okay? She is going to be confused. That's who she is. Right. Okay.

Certain people just like that. They don't make her a bad person. Just because she gave you some, and now you can't let her go. Don't fuck it up for niggas who miss it You know what I mean She wants me to have some more of that I made a mistake Would you still save Dreya?

Drea Who? The Mono The basketball wife You gotta think about it Why I think about her Listen first of all If you're not

You can't even talk to me too long Not even in the conversation No I'm sorry Yeah you out of it Who you think got that Bill Bill McVox Sheeboated Yeah you think

Yeah she's dead I don't know if I want her to go that deep But my shit she's eating there You'd be like Wait a minute No wait a minute I did a terrible thing the other day y'all

Y'all. Y'all know I'm part of the eating booty gang. Oh, ain't nothing wrong with that. You out here eating ass and flat. Listen, y'all. So y'all know the pussy tang, you know, that I've been walking all day, but it's still eatable. Yeah, yeah, it's.

I think I fucked around and ate booty tank. Ooh. She was walking all day. I know that smell, too. I know that smell, too. I know the smell too. That, that all day is. That I did that all day is.

They just say you know he's a shit. That she'd went through a lunch break and everything sitting on that ass. She'd come home with the work slacks on, nigga. With the work slacks on, nigger. She wanted to fork but helped it in. Ooh, she comes back with their work. She had a little piece of toilet paper stuck in her ass cracking. She ain't found, nigga.

You got to flick that motherfucker out for you going to. I kept licking and I was like, maybe I can lick it off. But I was like, oh, that taste. That taste was going on there. Yeah. Hey, that whole face dry. Yeah, ooh. I ain't even want to eat pussy on.

Yeah, that day, yeah, that's that. What did she, what was she doing when she boxing? Is she having a yoga class or something? No, she wasn't bad. It's just, I know what booty time said like. I know now if you didn't get out of the shower, I can't do it. You can't do it. And you can't just do that, D.C.

I don't give a fuck if you even coming to the crib, you got to be getting out of the shower and my career. You can't just do that, but still, I mean, it don't matter. But you can't just eat ass and that's it. No. You can't just eat ass and get up and start fucking. That means you eat ass. If you eat pussy and go down to the ass, which I do, I start off. I don't go down to the ad.

You don't start off with ass. I eat ass. I eat pussy. I have to build my way. Bring up to the ad. There you go. Hey, do I'm also with dessert? Yep.

You got the right mentality. You can't just be like, bent over if I'm about to eat your ass. That's this to a dog. No, you order dessert then. You got to get the nipple on the meal. Man, if I had a dream, it'll be just like this right here,

but it'll be flip. Niggas have all the money, and white people will be like, come on, give us some rights. Yeah. White lives matter. That should be amazing. And we could just be like everything.

What? You got equal opportunity. Like, their name might be Whiggers. Get your, pull your pants up. You got to do it yourselves, black people. I'll tell them. White people, you got to do it yourself.

Nobody's going to give you a handout. Exactly. Exactly. You got an equal opportunity. Go to college. Stop hanging out of your friends. Stop blaming us. We didn't do nothing.

We didn't do shit. We didn't do shit. That's amazing. And we stood in it. And we still going to be low down as fuck. We're going to be stealing all their rights and money and then just stealing all the natural resources. Can you think about it?

We had black presidents like every time. Nick, I'm saying the whole world would be black. Niggins would be happy just like white folks. We ain't going to be fair until niggins who live just like white people. I agree. You know what? That's the thing. If I had a dream, it would be both of y'all dreams together.

And I would just add in just that all the women just do this at the end of it. That's all I want, ladies. Oh Hey, bro The word The word of the day is Barefeated Yep

Balfeated Hashtag bearfeated And the sound of the day Is that right there Got to end with the bird Yep It is Much, much love to all the ladies

Who for real got that net work All of that You want to get a shout out to I want to give a shout out To all the lesbians Who think about getting some dick this year Oh yeah Dope, that's dope.

I want to give a shout out to all the niggas who is currently being nice to the baby mama's trying to get that tax return so you can go to Vegas and all that shit this year. I hope that she accepts you back into her life and I hope that you do everything necessary to make her feel comfortable enough to let you claim them babies this year. Right, you got any shout out. Man, shoutouts to all the niggas who know their girlfriend can't cook so you take the plate with you just to throw her the way down. the street. Stought that bitch on that bitch. Everybody wants that looliphole in there. You frisbee that mom.

You hear that bit hit the woods. Pluck out. Hey, flat. I see you just hit three million followers on the ground. Congratulations, man. Congratulations. That was up. Congratulations, boy.

So we was going to do black comedy appreciation. So I'm going to get a black comedy appreciation. Since people ain't getting their recognition to my nigga D.C. young flat. And I'm saying I'm a second that. I'm a second that notion. Three million? Hey, man. What is it?

Like our fourth season or what is it? This is our fourth season, man. Vets! They're awesome. Y'all, this is our fourth year, man. Yeah, man. Time y'all get the hell on. Man, we're going to go on let you have that.

No, come back. Man, I can't deal without them damn personality. That's why we ain't gone nowhere yet. They need niggas like us. They need niggas like us. Yeah, so, you know. What's your social media, Chico? You know, Chico Beam, man.

C-H-I-C-O-B-E-A-N, Instagram. Chico Bean, the number three on Snapchat. and then I ain't fucking with y'all on Facebook man Chico stole my rap I'm tired of people sending me to tweet talking about who stole who right Chico just tell the people Chico yeah right

Tell them on the old air Say it Yeah listen Carlos saw me rap I opened up for the Sugar Hill gang right This nigga Carlos was in the crowd right Nick I got off the stage Nick gave me a handshake saying man

I love what you do man I come back the next week this motherfucker has got his own show saying the same shit i see oh nigger that's bullshit because i was on the road opening up for l l l cool jay i remember that shit that don't got nothing to do but you still in my shit i was already doing my thing you wasn't already doing my thing you wasn't they nobody know you the only thing so you think that single you put out went wood nigga this nigga so you think i would just come out and say oh chico stole my ram

just because you was the hot new nigger now what new there you got your flow for me you got everything from me man stop telling these people these lies man you go man you crazy as fuck man that's why this shit ain't gonna never be fully resolved because you can't admit man listen this nigga colos got caught trying to steal the beastie boys masters call me on the phone because they was gonna whoop him he had like nine white dudes with him he gonna call my phone come down here help me out i get down there he was running heavy with rick james in them days i get down yeah i was running with rick nigger that was my man i get down there help you with the white boys you're going to turn on me tell them the police come you're going to tell

them i got the pistol in my car you know what i mean you don't i don't you're the one who see that's what i'm saying it's so that's why we got it ain't but one way to settle this shit you're going to keep saying i stop blazee blazee blah you know i mean people think the shit funny or whatever but man you know the real i do know the real we'll we'll we'll wrap this shit out from here until however long it's exactly and that's what it's going to however long it I'm going to keep serving you, suck. I'm going to keep serving you, too. What it is.

Because everywhere I go, people telling me, yeah, Chico Bean, suck him C, fuck that nigga, fuck that nigga, kill him, get him, get him, get him. Bet they won't say that to me. You've been running that script since the 80s, nigga, nobody wants to hear that shit. You be seeing the tweets. You see the tweet. I see the tweets. The people love me.

The people love me. They know who the originator and the fake age. They don't even know who you are. They don't know Anthony, Bean. I know Anthony. Yeah, I know college. Exactly. They know me because I know Carl'sos.

I didn't have to be. Somebody else. Tell the people your name really spelled with a C. Motherfucking. You're faking people out. How about that, nigga? It ain't. How about that?

It ain't. I got time to be fucking with you on this shit. Anthony. Anthony. Anthony. That's a real name. Anthony. Anthony.

See? D.C. you ain't even know the nigger name was Anthony. Anthony Guatemala. See, nigga out here pretending, man. Man. A nigga that stole another nigga name too. You out here acting like, first of all.

You out here acting like, first of all, Carlos, you went bald while your hair still grow. What? Your shit still grow. What you cut it off for? Because you want to be like me, nigger. Stop telling these folks lies. Who to know what time it is? Who to fuck what?

What? Exactly. You can't even say shit. You want to be like Chico? That way you got your beer? You crazy as fuck. You want to be like Anthony? Man, I'm older than this year.

That nigga want to be like Anthony and Chico. He want to be like both of them. This nigga just started connecting last year. He want to be like both us, nigga. Fuck that nigga. You crazy. Nigger's a sucker. Bro, his shit just started connecting last year.

Whatever, nigger. I've been connecting these rhymes since before. before I knew you. Man, whatever, man. A nigga got wood glasses on. What type of nigga wear wood glasses? Same type of nigga wear motherfucking magician hoodies.

Nigger, get the fuck out of here. Fuck is you talking about it? Got a motherfucking magician hoodie on. A whole hoodie. Like, that's what a nigga that's a magician wear the exercise in. And look what you went. Just so he can pull a dove out of his pocket

just in case he see a toddler of some shit. And you're gonna go buy a fucking hoodie just like money. Fuck you. Fuck you. Got time for this bullshit. That's why you got the old moving van head-ass. You got damn right I do.

You got damn right I do. Why you always win. Man, that hat on. That's your goddamn right I do. Get that little head like you move. Nick, your hoodie was made by Zorro. Nicky, that's the fuck wrong with you, motherfucker. You got that little be on.

Look like you're getting a bull to chase your ass. Calvin. Fuck you. That's what it is. See me out here, nigga. Fuck you, man. I'm ready to eat. That was good.

That's it, though. You're not listening to 85,000. That's it. Follow me on social media at Carlos M. Yeah. I don't want three million followers. I just want about 30,000 more. Yeah, me too.

I don't like, I want to get about one six. I want three million. That's what I'm looking for I'm about to start selling tea on Instagram Yeah, doing them little dress with the teeth I'm gonna wait till I get the 150 Smiling with your teeth And then I'm gonna start selling tea

Man I need some teethis Yeah That's what you're about to get New Teethis yeah I need some of your money Come that's you get the new tefeas Then you can go back outside bed feed it And don't get me fuck We'd be good

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It's niggas of all shades. Right. This is for us, man. All denominations are you know what I mean? All denominations, no discrimination on the 85 South. So please describe on iTunes to the 85 South Park. If you're a white girl with a black baby daddy, you're a nigger too. Exactly.

You know what I mean? If you're a white man with bad credit, you're a nigger. You understand? If you're a white dude and you got a tattoo on your throat, you're a nigger. Use a nigger. So please, fuck with us, man. Fuck with the 85 South. If you're a man.

Indian person and you live in a regular nigger neighborhood you're a nigga too. Yeah, if you're an Indian person and you got some shit tattooed around your dot, you definitely a nigga. I said if you're a white dude with a tattoo on your throat, you're a nigger. Oh, okay. Yeah, see? Yep. That nigga be sensitive about

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