The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Second Hand Smoke Comedy Special w/ DCYoungFly,Karlous Miller & Chico Bean | Ep. 249

Episode Date: August 14, 2020

In this hilarious episode, DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller and Chico Bean roast everybody in Shreveport, Louisiana. Plenty women try to get their hands on Lous this episode, and the one with the nicotine patch set it all off! Its a live comedy special from the vault! FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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What a trip for Louisiana! Louisiana! We are a street for Louisiana! Louisiana! We're a tree for Louisiana! Louisiana! We are three for Louisiana. Louisiana.

Oh! She ain't never get no way. What? Hey. She ain't never get no wow. Okay. She never been no wow. Say what?

I bet a Brae strike. I bet a Brae strike. Uh-oh. She got a way, got a red one. Uh-huh. I've got a Braise state. Oh. I've been a brave-stike.

Bray-stack. Bray-stack. A brave-stack. That's brave-stack. You're praise-stack. Don't praise-stack. The praise-stike. What-pray-stained.

Brown's smell like not. Up-mo. Oh, wow. Yeah. Louisiana Now we need more like mom oh oh yeah Now we need more energy than that man we're a stream for one Yeah

Hey This is street for Louisiana how you do that there yeah Tree Port Louisiana, how you do that there? Tree Port Louisiana, how you do that down? Three, Port Louisiana, how you do that there? Yeah! We're about to talk some shit tonight. I ain't gonna lie.

And you got to see, sit there. Oh, what's that is? What's up top? How y'all feel that top? This one of the cover is beautiful. Look at him. Look at this tree for the week. Shit, smell like they got a water.

They got a water link in him. Really? When street? Hey, dude, he's like, bitch, I just got it. I got a water league. Hold on, let me see. Where is that? Where is that?

Let me see. There's a water league writer. Oh, hey. This is a high school basketball. Yeah. Where is that? Oh, shit. Big man, right, right.

It's a wall. All right. It's a lot. All right. You know, you have to come from. Look. They have to come from.

Big. Water leak. Water league. Oh, they got a motherfucking water leak. Oh, yeah. This bill. They got a motherfucking water leak. Oh.

What's up on, Gene? This bill is. Oh, this bill is a whole. This bill did. Oh. This bill. They got a lot of water league. Turn up, my, man.

1850. They got a motherfucking water league. 1850. That's it. 1850. Look at this shit. Mother Luther King's head on one of these. Yeah, too.

Hey. They got a fucking water leak. Hey. Got to cross your land on this shit. DZ. They got a water leak. It's leaking water because it's raining. You know they got a fucking morgue in the basement.

Yeah. This is a real school. It's really a mold in the basement. That's what this shit's feel like. They got a motherfucking water leak. Huh, uh, uh, uh, breathe a left, tap. They got a motherfuck.

motherfucker water leak y'all can smell the roof they got a motherfucking water leak it's not like outside up top they're like they got like yeah they got right now hey put your finger on it people at the top put your finger on it say what say what put your finger on it people on the top put your finger on it put your finger on it People out of the top, put your finger on it. Look at those folks on down. Hold on up, hold on up. Look at those four seats up now.

Those folks seat so stiff. Yep. Look at my man. They can't be loud. They got a fucking water leak. That thing is dancing like a white man. They got a motherfucking water leak. Oh, yeah, we're fucking party in the street court tonight.

They got a motherfucking water leak. Oh! People at the top! Bontown ticket today People at the top One more time for the people in the back I did buy, look, I got it on my Android, hold up, let me get it Look, OG like that shit, he tapping the workbooks

OJ, they got a motherfucking water leak Tell to him, OG They got a motherfucker water league You like I won't say shit, I don't see shit, I don't see this show, I won't say shit won't say shit. Nick a little like Kim and Matambo in this business. That was like, he said, please leave me the fuck alone, y'all nigger. I got a blade and a pistol.

You give me a close shot. When they asked me how to show win, I'm gonna tell the truth. What I'm gonna say we killed that shit and fucked up the roof. Yup. One more shit. Look at that shit. They go one leak, two leak, three league, four. Look at that.

We got one leak, two league, three, league four. We don't want to come in this bitch no door. He's like I told them niggins the last show they put to pick that leak Keep raining on people here now here We ain't sweep for Yeah They got it out They got a water leak my allergies was acting up

Yeah We ain't shrieve boy man My nigger with the kentay cloth on Yeah yeah God bless you Wakanda He don't need fuck with it He just like the star

This girl made him with that shit Put on your kashiki You ain't hot This nigga on my quilt This is gonna get on a What it is? Put it up, put it up Oh, this nigga I gave me some

Motherland weed Put it up What's up? What's up, Shreed? Why are y'all feeling? This nigga with the McDonald's like, yeah, I'm gonna say it east for D.C. right here, right?

That man got on a Burberry Kentee Clover. Last time we came to Shreve. Talk your shit. What y'all didn't see is that they got a pocket on the inside of that shit I got you got you jit yeah that shit no don't take that if you do take it out wipe the water that's what you need to do that shit that's so good oh that shit you know what I got some fun I got some for that in that way well y'all gonna be saying this shit all next week

ain't don't put that old but I got termites on it don't do it Welcome like he is, but don't he can't. He's like, yep, he's an uncle. Welcome to the 85 social. My name is Mondamuto. And we are here to have a good time. Please excuse me Water Lee. My family hasn't had the Abertony to come and fix it yet.

But as long as you don't get wet, then it will be okay tonight. Yes, it is very good. It's very good. Last time I came to Shreveport, they put me on as some music. put me on in some music from down here man so as the beat drop i'm a kill it do it do a sticky you know ratchet like ratchet committed sick is in the city yeah yeah yeah y'all know that shit yeah you'll like hey hey i'm gonna start it on the beginning hey y'all know they help me no i know don't do me like that you know nigger hold up they go like this soon as the beat drop i'm

m'n't do a sticky yeah ratchet committed sick and center city yeah i got some young it's about their money and they take prescriptions yeah you know we're hard calling fuck 12 is we just hate the system I'm putting bars in the fan of where the jolly ranchers and ask me what's that you can't touch I say that MC hammer I heard the niggins talkin beef I let my gun hang pop a shout out the cavaliest and like lebrard jay yeah a little plug he keep handing their bricks we popin boys

we run a whole championship that's ratchet life niggas that shit is hard who is that that's wretched life nigger i might go down on it right now that's cool i ain't never heard it though she all i know in this building got a motherfucking water leak they got no one oh they got no one much love to all the latest wicket cooche and know all the words to little boozy

ah i'm talking about every ass lago little boozy let me say i've been going through some things y'all and don't nobody understand me man i know i can't i'm going through some things uh hoping my niggas say to But they always change I've been going through some things. I've been going through some shit With my knickers on my bitch and these knickers want to snitch I want to get rich but sometimes I don't believe trying to sell a hundred Cies. Niggas and bitches please won't you give me help get your ass off that computer and buy that shit up off the shelf

because I want to ride candid man just like the others sometimes I wish I should have took your good route like my brother Niggas, they say they love you, but they say the show. Call you a flat like that and want to steal your hole. I steal a coat. And these niggas want to rap about you. Know you a sandwich, but they still won't bring that sandwich out of you. They get exposed, and these holes, they throw the money. They tell your lady dirty lies when they know they're fronting.

And check this out. In that room, it's real wicked, and you can't go platt them down here because this ain't New York City. Hey. Y. Y'all. Ooh. Boy, you, you are bullshit. You are not bullshit.

Why? You are bullshit. You are bullshit. This is not a bullshit. In my country where I come from, we are required to learn this thing. There is a class in my school where I come from in my village where we are required to learn songs from Louisiana. It is very, very good. I can't tell Africa to save my life.

I always tell Mexican. I swear I want you, they hate you doing. That is very good. That is very good. How is Shrepoor doing tonight? report doing tonight. You do, dude. I mean, you stole this nigger outfit.

Stole it. Now he'll hold another nigger. Right. A whole nigh, recognize that, I'm like, who are you? I didn't mean to take your superpowers, thing. This nigga be scared. Oh, your shit, thing, I make eats.

When the show over, he'll be standing outside, my brothers, my brothers, my brothers, my brother. The reporter was leaking, but is your mind leaking, my brother. Hey, so, so, you know when they be setting the case, What are they? What do that mean? What you mean? What you mean? What are they? That's just what they sell.

That's the hustle. Can they sell another else? Yeah, they do. No. It's hot out here. They do. They got fruit. They got fruit, too.

They do? Oh. Pine apples and shit. Who made this? Did you make this from scratch? It looked like it. It looked like you made it from scratch. She came from a scratch of paper.

This one. This side came from something else. This is her recycled. African fashion show the middle of the malls sale it's the fucked up part is it's it ain't even africed that's just that's just fabric you take cut a hole look at me from the motherland they got this shit from goddamn Shreep what put that shit up ha ha ha ha ha ha that man got a V-neck how you found a V-neck tell him you a chain that's yeah let me get a B-neck that shit is it is so you can

show your chains your beaded chains you have changed you have on a dashiki and then you have on cut grass nikes i like it so you you don't know what you are going to do are you going to preach are you going to run you don't know you are perfect for four cut your grass for free this nigger yes he said welcome don't talk like that now don't try to sound like the street for people you know you talk like this this motherfucker loa look at this shit i'm talking about Look at the motherfucker that's in the fire stinguish part. Look at them, me.

I've been here in the fire statement. She's like, yep, this shit, I ain't, yeah. Yeah. You might have. Shout out to the whole Louisiana. You heard me? Hey. Hey.

You got to say this shit. I don't know what the niggas for Louisiana think can't nobody else here. You heard me? You heard me? You heard me? Yes, and I heard you the first. Two times you asked me if I heard you. You know one of the things.

They always say that shit. I like it by Louisiana. Like, when you go to different places, you know, every nigga in different places call they gun different name. Like, you know, certain places call it a hammer, certain places call it a pistol with down head, nigga.

I got that line on me, nigga. I got that what? I got that iron, pussy hair. Well, you know what you said, Byrstein, like you said, a dirty bag. That's what they sound like. I got that eye on me, pussy-ha-knick. First time I heard that shit,

I was like, what you'd be wrinkled all the time? Nick, fuck you got that iron for? I said that iron on me niggum you know that little talking with their hand on their hip all the time boy he didn't got me him, why, boy I smashed shit only only niggins in Louisiana can start to send us off with three cuss words scaring the bitch please come in ha ha ha ha

motherfucker down here be in the mud mm-hmm they know what that mean eating booty that nigga said be in the mud that's what they call it why why who why licked that mud straight up shit this niggins that i lick that mud you heard man i got that i don't be put bad niggum got that eye i'm like i don't want any mud i don't want that this building i ain't eat no ass bro it too goddamn hot

Now, you can't eat ass in the summertime. You got to eat in the wintertime. You know that ass ain't dead. Nothing. You got to eat ass in the fall. She's been sitting at the house watching a scandal all goddamn day. You can't eat ass. This is a hot girl summer.

Your blood pressure shooting sky. Goode close level. Y'all don't know. Ayes got pork in it. You can't eat too much of it. Got a lot of salt back there. A lot of salt. Louisiana, the only place you can meet a woman.

with 11 kids and no stretch marks. Damn. This bitch is a wingworm. She's a mutant, nigger. That's amazing. This building is a term. This building is old as fuck. They said that niggas couldn't even come in here before a certain point.

That's how old this building is. And they said they got a morgue downstairs in the basement. They said six ghosts in this motherfucker. I'm like, well, it's going to be. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Y'all did not tell me before we book this shit. What? Yep.

That's the first thing to white. man, he said, hey guys, welcome to Shreveport. This is a very unique building here, man. You don't believe me, D.C.? Look at that white man right there. That's what he's doing. He's walking around filling the energy. There's some activity going on, right in this area.

I can feel the spirit of Elizabeth Jackson. One of the original Titanic survivors. She spoke to me earlier in a vision. A lot of activity along the rails. The niggas out here goes on him. That's what he ain't doing. That's how he came on. He is unbothered by the shit.

We're talking. The louder they talk, the further she trips. The louder they talk, the further she drifts. It's a lot of activity along the rails. Hey, man. For real. That's how the white man came up. He was like, yeah, there's six ghosts.

We've got documented here in this building, man. Welcome. I'm like, niggas. What the fuck. Hello. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

to be a cemetery. No, I'm telling you, it's a morgue downstairs right now. It's a morgue. A morgue. What nigger would be like, pa, take him where? Take them to the theater. No. For real. Hey, white man, what the way? A white man right here. I know you know. That ain't going to make the shit true? Hey, hey, ain't it a morgue downstairs, white man? He's like, you know what? This is my first name. He looked at me like, I don't speak, nigger. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't speak it. You're gonna have to talk to somebody else, brother.

This is Louisiana. You don't just get to freely just get to say things to what my swamp people. He looked like he was about to look at you and say, I don't know a lot of stuff, but I do do one thing, learn activity along that rail. Get that thing, okay, where it's a quarter inch from the kill shot. This shit crazy. Hold on that, we haven't been there that at night.

Ain't nobody dead up under us. Hold up. Watch this. I'm going to go to the white man that told me the shit. Yeah, go to the white man. Doing all that asking shit back there. Trying to scare us. I'm talking about it.

Fuck that. I'm talking about these people go back in the middle. Nickle of the tail like. Hey, white man. How are you? He can't wait. Hey. Hey.

When you say that there was a morgue downstate? Yes. There is a morgue downstead. And tell me a little bit of more about it. You don't know about it. I don't know about it. I don't know about it. Just let me with that.

With that show with me. Man, you lie, motherfucker! He's talking about they show me? I don't know. I just said it was a morgue, I'm just going to tell you. So they showed you the morgue, but that's all you know. That's all you know. That's all I know.

That's all I know. I'm going to ask the O.G. Black man, did you know it was a morgue downst thing? Yes. You did? Damn, how they get you? They must pay you extra overtime to be in this motherfucker. He brain, why's she going to run! That nigg said he ass.

You can tell by the way. answer he working the morgue is it a morgue downstancey yes i am the board i am glad candy man candy man welcome to pretty private with ebonyay the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free i'm ebeney and every tuesday i'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all. Childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health struggles, and more. And found the shrimp to make it to the other side. My dad was shot and killed in his house.

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downstance white people this is talking to the white lady joel is going to be in that motherfucker i'm scared let me see i got to be safe put it on dz yeah no that's just thank bust out i know i didn't want to say nothing i was going to be like i smell them that nigg i didn't want to say nothing he got to be over here i don't want to say nothing I was gonna let you live, O.G. Can't run for no goddamn ghost. They're gonna smell me. He's over here.

I was gonna let him live. I wasn't gonna say his thing, but, hey, that's never different. The niggins should almost killed me, and y'all ain't even trying to help. Oh, I mean, you almost killed you. We had to took you downstairs, Nick. Shit. They almost killed me with that damn that she here.

Well, shit. I think it's been working in that motherfucker. He's been working out in that motherfucker. That nigga be in the house going to push us with nothing on but that shit you. One, two, that nigga tried to hit that shit with the lint roll. Hey, not a shit, he's even funnier, because y'all been putting that shit on the niggie-dick-dick-in-it-knit. What? You can tell he's a breeze, the bitch.

He set it on the door and just hit it with him for breeze nine times. Yeah, let it sit for a couple minutes. Hey, that's what you get, quit touching shit. You're right. You absolutely right. I'm trying to be safe, niggas. There's some more up on there. Alright, so how many niggas y'all are tested?

Look at all the niggas, like, we had, this is our first time in this bitch. I don't live the street for my whole life. I ain't never been in here. She said facts, nigger. We don't come down here. Fuck we coming in here for. This your first time in this bit? Never was.

Niggas gonna be mad at shit at all the night trying to go to sleep. asleep. You came to my house, didn't you? You're like, what the fuck? Told you, but it was a water leak. That was me spitting on you. The ghost and nigger passes in this motherfucker. Black people ain't scared to no goddamn ghosts. We'll just walk into how cuss. I tell you one motherfucker. Don't be in this bitch when I get in that motherfucker. Shit. We act like we ain't scared. We said. I remember when I see paranormal. Nick, I remember I see you paranormal, nigga.

I seen, like, the third, but no, I ain't go to see, like, the first two, I was scared, you know what I was. So I seen the third one, nigga, I was so scared. Nika, my untie, tried to drop me off in the house. So we got to the house, she was like, you going in? I was like, uh-uh. Well, no. Now, what I do, bitch, fuck right with you,

but. Niggas act like, they ain't scared that ghost. You ever be in the house by yourself. I'm about to turn that light off and go up the steps, and niggas be like, shit. I don't give a fuck. All gancy, nigginsie don't walk around. house that they're pissing yeah especially when you hear that noise then the old people take some goofy shit you'd like to do that what the fuck with that oh

that's just the house settling nice what talk to a house settled niggins that's a nigger that's a nigger in here what the fuck is going on oh go fuck how to tell you all everything in here that had been in the shower at home by itself and heard some look out the shower naked hey what the fuck you gonna do neck hey hey Hey, hey! As out. Get out of here. I say that with my gun, I don't get a fuck.

I'll be in there naked with my shit. Dick out, gun, out. Nicky, this arm can't be clean if you holding the pistol, nigga. How you clean the arm, you hold the pistol, how you clean your other arm? I mean, I put my gun down. Says in case you hiss with shit. Oh! They can be breaking their housing, nigga, fuck that booze.

Oh shit. Niggas don't even fuck with scary. Shout out to everybody who's sitting on the very last row in this bitch. Them the real fans. Nah, they mad his head, they back hurt. Like a motherfucker. It's itching. You feel like he's sweating every ten minutes.

They up there with their back against the shit like they in the squad car. This a nigga ain't even got no seat. That nigga up there on the steps. down the steps he's just sitting there you know yeah you know I'm the Uber driver so you know had to make sure they got here on time look at his talking shit he's like so what nigger I'm in this bitch that nigga under the lamp stupid-eyed nigger nigger dart yeah you'll see it under the lamp right now that's my nigga Shreveport shadow right there what's up Shreve shadow I think

security but he like you know what ain't nobody gonna fight up hill they'll be stupid Set your stupid ass. Ain't shit gonna happen in him, DC. Look how tight that they got the boots tied up. That ain't ready for anything to happen. You know what? That nigga still ain't wrong. That nigga got that iron on him.

You got that iron on you, don't you, O.G. Nope. He got a good, good boy. Shit, I want this. You don't need no, piss. That ain't got a butcher knife in this host. He like baloney sandwiches. I think an old-school for you.

Comfort's straight up the pot. You've been Shreedport all his life. One thing I say about Shreveport, y'all got some beautiful ladies down here, some fat asses. Why everybody started screaming from the top of? Ah! God damn, is y'all? I'm depressed. You got the real fat asses down here.

Y'all got some fine women in Shreveport. Ooh, ooh. Streetport. I like even the big women down here fine because they walk like they dance and everything to be moving I'm wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle if she didn't do a shit she'll be moving like they're going to wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle I love that shit

I like a big girl she hug you don't know when to let go When with big ass feet, stop wearing sandals, you look stupid. Stupid at hill, on the floor. Stop, bitch, stop. Long-end feet. Got them. This is Sparta. Kowl kick a nigger down a hole.

They just smile with no big-ass feet. They don't need to get their feet. They're walking up. They're walking up the steps like a family. God damn. Y'all came late in a motherfucker. Man. I can't believe these are the seats you was talking about.

talking about like under the lay home for real under the lake I don't pay my babysitter five hundred times you could have just FaceTime me from there

this is stupid I can't even see them my leg hurt This ain't even me bitch Ah God damn I'm these of your black cousins They got y'all

sitting in the heaven waiting room right there. Y'all close to the Lord up there. That they got damn hospital seats. Did he make it? Did he make it? Did he make it? Did he make it? No! He didn't make it. Shout out to all the ladies in here who got the waist train on in your stomach.

Still big. Still big. They breathe upwards. salute to all y'all why you're wearing that it help a little bit yeah that shit don't do nothing but help your neck bitch shout out to the lovely lady right there they got the same color hair as the security shirts we like that god damn talk your shit you looking like you said fuck that bitch i'm do it like they ain't never did it before give me the goddamn curbic green nigga

Talk your shit! That shit is stupid. That's not tight. Hey baby, how you doing? Eyes. Upraised on the side. She loved giving a head. Anybody got some side raise, yep.

Lay down like this for a long time. That's that neck right there. She don't give head. She gives neck. She gives neck. Salute our Hispanic partners right there. Don't yet, only yet. That's what's up. I see one of those, two, three, four.

There's five of you guys. Cinca. Got the whole cartel in this smoke. That one, I would never did you make a mention. No. What? You get your ass, you'd be thinking shit, sweet. What's so on this you send in the shore?

No, don't cry now. My uncle has the knife. He's going to see if you can tell the joke to him in Spanish. to him in Spanish. But I meant I don't even know Spanish. I know you don't. It's why it's going to be funny to see you try, Holmes. See you tree?

And I was a crazy guy. Hey, shut up. Shut up, Robert. This guy says something about us at the show. I want to see if he's tough. He's a comedian, eh? Yeah, he said, he said, one, two, three, so I thought he spoke Spanish.

Oh, no. So now I want you to count to a hundred For every number that you don't get, my uncle's going to cut one of your toenails off. That's a lot of numbers. They say, you know, Spanish? One of two, three, you're fine. You know why I don't fuck with Hispanic people?

Because this thing's crazy for real. I'm talking about for real. They show up to the fight with people you didn't even know what's going to be at the fight. Three pregnant bitches. Like, what they're going to do? Everything.

Well, they've been having a baby right there and the baby's going to be a way. I don't get a fuck, they can act like he in the cartel, nah. You don't know, you don't want me. I don't bring everybody. They'll kill you any more family, my family. I'm part of the cartel. What cartel?

They always say, I'm part of the cartel. I don't know, I'm just part of the cartel. They said, took their laughing their ass off like, dude, they think we're Mexican. Y'all not, what I know, y'all are Mexican? He said, yeah. He said, yeah. He's like, hey, yeah, I think it's fucking me.

He said, I already text my uncle. He's on his way up here in the F-150. We're gonna see. Oh, Mexican don't ride for it. They ride Rams. Ah! They ride Ram Truff, Dodge Ram. With spinners.

Somebody over that. Nope, Silverado. Look, she Hispanic over there. She knows. No. That'd be four different colors. Right. Can they go to work in it, too?

They clean it up on the weekend. My man, that look like. Trade the truth. My nigga, what's up with you, gee? That nigga, hi. Hey, he fucking, nigga, when he got some popcorn. They got food. They got no goddamn food.

Look how uncomfortable this, nigger, look. The niggas sit beside him, got his arm in his chest like this. He's scared he can't say shit, though. Oh! This n'n'n' up or something, like, like, shit. On my bad home. Who? The nigg looked like he was rolling a block right there, fuck.

The n' ain't rolling no blood. The nigga, check on Facebook. By I see you bit by I ain't gonna say that but I see you two seat chalda. Yes sir Let's try the truth right there. Yes sir two backbones right there I think it was like yeah man at once it ain't gonna be enough I'm gonna need an extra seat man You got two tickets who somebody which it no it's they come yeah I'm holding this from a partner Man fuck this shit don't try to act like you ain't enjoy that bitch stretch out I'm gonna sit there and be humble like he ain't in two sleep

Kickback and you, both of your goddamn chair, fuck them people. What wrong with you, boy, enjoy yourself. Fuck wrong, somebody's wish they had two seats. Hell yeah. No you're having a good time, got your hands under your titty. Oh, yeah. Miggins enjoying itself. Every time he laughed, he threw him his nipple up.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Freaky-ass, nigger. Rannig is stupid. Shout out to my nigger right there, dress like, right that dress like Donnell Jones I see you and when you love someone he doesn't treat them bad oh how I feel so sad now that you want to leave they can play the triangle in the band niggins from baby boy right who where yet big rames you got on a blue jean hat that's that shirt that you put a stand in front of the fan and that's that shirt you put

to stand in front of the fan and the lady blue which is what you're What's your name, OG? What's your name, OG? What's your own? That nigger name, Lonnie. What's your name, OG? J.J. Where are you from?

You from free, boy? Yeah. What you do for a level? She wants some dick. She's nice. Carlos Miller. That bitch was like, you know what? Fuck that.

I saw dick tonight. Do she? Do she that's what she said she said it with a thought she did she said she's gonna suck who did no she just said kano come over here hi man she won't talk to me she won't tell us uh not me oh yeah well i feel so handsome when i get my dick suck my day be going better i'd be walking right you'd be walking i be sleeping why you so happy carlos you guys haven't heard i got my dicks up that's how it make you happy like a disney song i've got My dick suck. My dick suck. I finally got my dick suck.

She grabbed my dick and grabbed my balls and did she picked it up. I got my dick suck. My dick suck. I finally got my dick suck. She gave it to me every day. She said she wants to pick up. I put her in my car and she started checking on my waiter. And then I want her lover because you know that I would get her.

I finally get my dick suck. He got his dick suck. He got his dick suck. He got his dick suck. He got his dick suck. He got his dick suck. Then they be cooling down like, come on you guys. You already know what's going on.

We're going to go to Mr. Rayble's last and we're going to tell him he ain't shit. We're going to get our dick suck. We really want our dick suck. We're coming to get our dick suck. Tell our girls who suck our dicks. Whoa, wait. We come to get our dick suck.

Yeah. We really want the head. You guys! the highest qualified women who aren't scared. Suck our guests, suck our dicks, suck our cats. You guys! How are you guys feeling? Well, look, you won't believe this.

What happened? Listen, you remember Tamika? Yeah. Tamika, ballhead, Tamika. Yeah. Lace front, Tamika. Yeah. Hello.

Yeah. You don't believe this. What happened? Yesterday she wanted a bag of hot flame of Cheetos. I was like, whoa. Whoa! I gave her some. Guess what?

What? See? Gay me here! Whoa! Let's go! Ah! Yeah!

We've finally got our dicks up. Yeah! Our dicks up. Turn their shit up. Look at all the niggas in the crown. Man, I want to see. The niggas wanted to be a part of it's so bad. Come on, guys.

All the fellas. Our dicks up. Our dicks up. We really got our dicks up. Our dick sucks. Our dick's up. Yeah. We really want our dix off.

Come on. Come on, you guys. Okay. All right. Stop, bro. As soon as we said that the big nigger leave back, now that's what the fuck I'm talking about. That nigger reached in his pocket.

The move is there. Yep, that's what I mean. It's going down tonight. He's about to pull out a pie pie chicken sandwich. Yep, come and save it. Look at the women. Come on you guys. Look at the women.

Is that really how that is it? Yes, exactly like that. I go to sleep. Damn, what's up, OG? We got the husband from real housewives of Atlanta and in Jamaica. What's the name? Peter. Peter from our...

But what is up with these old niggas and these blue jean hats? What's in the town? They got a kangol blue jean hat. The niggas was in the score, A man, yeah, Jack, fuck all that right there. Let me see that one with a jean on it, baby. Got a can go. Yeah, that's a can go. Yeah, that's a can go.

They just want the hat. You want a suit? Nah, I just want the hat. Nika, 67 years old at the show with his girlfriend. We've been together three months. Nika, you are dead. Ah! Come on, you guys! Come on, you guys! Come on! Everybody, if you're ready to have a good time and get your dick, say, yay!

That's right, guys! Don't be ashamed! Come on! Hey guys, you can't just be selfish. It's all about learning and sharing on the 85 South show, so if you want your dig stuff, you're gonna have to eat some pussy. Pussy! Eat it! Ew!

Eat some pussy! We're gonna eat some pussy! Ewe're gonna eat some pussy! Like la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, I heard about that place.

Is it going to be a lifeguard there? It's just going to be an old nigger with some boots tied up really, really tight. Because I heard it gets wet a lot. It gets really wet down there, and it gets dark. That's why you got to keep your eyes open when you do it. I have to keep my eyes open? You got to look at it. You got to make sure there's nothing down there that can get you.

Wow. So you're telling me it's a lie? Yeah. It even makes noises like sometimes. And it confuses you because it sounds like a poot, but it didn't come from out of the booty! Wait, so you're telling me they can fork two times? Yes! Wow!

That's awesome! Yes, it is! Yay! Let's go! Y'all motherfuckers play too much. They play all the super shit. Oh, fuck. The coochy, we're going to eat the coochie.

And if we get so fruity, that's a little booty. That's about stop. Who has a lighter? Who has a lighter? Wow. Somebody gets into a lighter. Come in.

I like your shoes. Hey, bun. Ma'am, you are dressed for everything. Rouse. A scarf, a sweater, some tights, some tennis shoes, some socks. A pair of panties, a sports bra, a panty line, a tampon. What is, what is she getting ready for? Then she got her hair wrapped like she can ready to do poetry.

That's what it is. She's got on a scar cap and some lip gloss. Where is she going? What's that? You think she a bag lady or something? You ain't shit. This nigga stopped playing some shit. Oh, gee, and them dance, too.

Oh, wait a minute now. Yes, indeed. Ladies, if you still got the waist trend on at this point, just go on take that bitch on. You can't even laugh like you want to. Unbuck with that motherfuck with that, goddamn strap by strata. What's on y'all? Y'all, y'all so crazy. Yeah, salute to everybody fuck what it's up top. We fuck with y'all too. That's the in-school suspension section of the show. Y'all motherfuckers.

They let y'all come because, you know, it's a school event, but... Man, this nigga right here, boy. right here boy who he said get up that's the guy from Moana Boana big way yeah get up young nigga that old man got no belt on here with your ass come on get me get my seat get my seat man get my work belt I don't feel like standing up he got a new security hit me he'll get you young head up against him what's up What to do with my vehicle? I want to eat right here.

Well, you should have caught the bus. She said, puff, puff pad. So not only is he going to have to walk for that. All right, hold up. I'm going to shout down there to you. Y'all know how to be your first blonde of the day, bitch? I want to plan on slam this shit. I rode this shit up for me.

I got, I got you. Let me eat it. Let me see it. Let me make shit smoke. I'm going to give you there and be like. Yeah, you know. It's hard. They're motherfuckers be talking about you on Facebook.

That make a D.C. That's why you can't pass it to it because you don't know if that's what she used to smoking She used to smoking the ridge and then you let it in the loud two days later she on Facebook laugh y'all I'm still I don't know what that nigga pays me maybe sit down your wig on backwards Ah, she got the bang over her right eye and can see hold a little I don't say, fucking with you, cold and wafflinghouse, wetters. Hey, what's the name of that neighborhood we went through the last? What's the most fucked up neighborhood of the street from?

Huh? Not all of them. Oh, God damn it. Not a Cooper Road. Yeah, that's it. Anybody's over there? Look at her. Sweetheart, when you say all of them, that shit hurt my heart.

When you were, it was so sad. He said he was like, all of them. Oh yeah, it ain't no game down here. They got equally fucked up. We're in Treeport, the niggins got that iron on me. I'm trying to close up the water leaks right now with that iron on it. It's like, man, man, who don't shit jump on?

And he puts a head, niggins this bitch, brook. They're busing on the roof. You heard me? You heard me. You heard me. These nays ain't hit on pills. You see how the pill then kicked in. and kicked in and everybody got real still they're still laughing they're just a grin

they go on that perk 30s in this motherfucker it coming out but the lag getting stuck in they thought you can tell when they go on them perks and they can get the itching real bad like shit I think I might to go to the bathroom my shit I'm glad I'm glad I don't oh my goodness I'm fuck with you I like your little boots you can trust when people got small feet who I can't show nobody got small feet you got balls Women with small feet, they ain't gonna cheat on you because that's too far to walk. Ah, that's from, how you break your foot, babe? You failed? What was you doing that you fell?

You were feeling to get up. You was at work? Oh, you got to work my car. They look, oh shit, we're in the game. What's your name, baby? You got that money. What's up? What you want to go to Applebee's or something? Talk about it. Did you fall or did you just like, fall in this gay book? Just like, Babe, you okay? My leg. I don't know.

I hurt my leg. I got to take off for three months. What you work at, baby? A dialysis clinic? And you fell at the dialysis clinic? What the... You know how dangerous that is? You got all these needles and you follow...

Oh, shit. Oh, excuse. She must have been pushing that dialysis machine. Yeah, bitch. I get off at three. These my... Oh... Mr. Drop, everybody, blood, everybody, just me staying together. They got to do this shit all over again. You got to shoot me in here.

Since y'all talking about work, hey, Wilma from Starbucks at the hotel said, What's up to everybody? Wilma from Starbucks? Yeah, she said her little girl was going to be there. You know, I'm glad you did that. For all the people that run up on that. She told me to make sure I told her. For all the people that run up on us and tell us to give you shout-outs on the show,

you see how people reacted? They don't get a fuck about nobody. It's like, why you're talking to me about some motherfuckers? they do it then shut out that one nigga from the front of the hotel told me to tell y'all what's up too oh yeah charles jackson that's that nigga name one of them flight attenders told me to tell y'all what's up since thing was on spirit he was like yeah you need to pray i was like why he was like shit it's why two uber drivers told me to make sure i told y'all they said what's up too two uber drivers two yeah the uber boo shout out to everybody's son

and daughter who you said give a shout out to. I remember their names, but all your kids are amazing. Let me start using your kids and take pictures with us, too. Come here, my son, I want to take a picture with you. Well, shit, let me go ahead and get one there since you're right here, boy. Go over there and see your son. He's a newborn baby. He's loose than the bitch.

Hold your head still, boy. You got D.C. young fly right here. Hold your head up. Keep your head still, boy. Take your head still, boy. Take a picture. Put the flash on. Put the flash on so you can see it. Niggins always say some weird shit before they try to take a pitch. Excuse me, dog.

Ain't no pigeon taking an ad nigger, bruh. Man, I'm gonna get one with you. It'd be like, you know what? No man, I don't do this, you feel. Because you know what the red dude, just like you. You got it out of the mud, I got out of the mud. You bought your mama, I'm trying to do that, you feel. Y'all, we keep on for a bit, dog.

I'm like, we all right, we're straight. But in a way, come all that, let's take a picture, bitch, all they do. Hold on, bro. Let's take a picture, you know all for, which. Come on, hold on, let me call my cuck. Let me call my cuck. Hey, Cud, get one where that farted, nigger.

Carlo Miller, ah, say a joke. Let me go, big, homie, let me go, we go. We're good. We're gonna get that. Come on, let's do what? Come on, let's do what? Hold on. That one.

Right. I'm like, no, niggie. That's what they're being respectful. Something they can see y' ass out. I'm gonna fucking see. Hey, Chico, big head ass, nigger, niggie. Hey, big and fuck boy, I love you, nigga. Hey, do not roast me.

I'm gonna tell you right now, I take it out on whoever the fuck you went. Real tall, you got kids, your mama win. Listen, that bitch don't get it. I didn't see them do it. It ain't mind. Man, nigg, man. Why, wow, why, roach your other ass. And I was like, get your little boy.

Is your little boy? I'm like, this little nigger is snag of toothed in the motherfucker! I'm a bite of apple, ugly, that. Look the white people back there, they think like this. The old nigger is fascinated by this. This is fucking a mess. And to the ladies that take bitches, stop saying this shit, hold up, this is my good side. Like, look, if you're only cute on one side of your body, ma'am, you need to change some shit.

You are ugly, man. You can't be cute halfway. Either you're cute or you're not. Hold up, this is my good side. I'm like both sides should be your good side. No, fuck that. Bitch, we're looking for the light. Bitch, what, like.

Bitch, you are ugly in the dog. You are ugly in the light. A girl took a picture of me with the Snapchat filter on. Bitch had bunny ears and everything. I thought you looking like a whole bitch. Had me looking like a whole bitch. But I believe that Apple turned you

to a bitch. It will. It's when I saw the picture, I was like, yes, bitch. Is that made? Look at me. Oh my God. I'm cute. It's fun. Pretty hell. These filters be cheating and I don't like them animal filters because they only got cute animals on there. You want to impress me get a raccoon filter or some goddamn possums and some ugly animals and make that cute. What you say? Cast it. She said past shit. I want to smoke.

Well, come get it, come on, come get it. She got shit, you ain't got to have. She said, move, nigga, moose, scuba. I ain't smoked all day. I'm coming, I'm coming. D.C., don't smoke with her because she walked like their auntie in the hood. Here I come. Come on, come.

This is your birthday? This is your birthday? Huh? Like, you a fuck, girl? Fuck on with you. You ain't put in on this, man? How that's wrong with you? You got your shit, brain.

He's the blind. Why I'm feeling kind like it's Christmas time. Look, then she's smoking it like it hugs. It's not hers, it's not her. It's not. Let me get the candy cane braids for the evening. Yeah, my shit. Oh, wait a minute.

Ooh, look at her, built like a, a tight end. I know, I know that pussy good. Look at that stomach. You didn't already gave it away. Yeah, boy. Got them stretch marks on there. Hey look y'all, this is what the blunt look like before you're rolling. That bit felt like a backwood. You don't get your stupid.

That bitch got a vase. Look! Ah! She's like, why y'all doing? We like that. We just playing. We love you. Oh, I tell you, she fucked him up. Oh, Tokyo talk, bitch. Oh, boy, you already know she fucked him up. When she went to Westfield to get their pants today, she was like, boy, let me get the

What's your name, sweetheart? What's your name, baby? What's up, Sean? Sean, where you from, Sean? Got a charge in your purse. You from here? You're from girl. You be stranded a lot.

You're from here. That's what's up. what's up this one of them girls that is spending night of your house and won't bring no clothes be there all weekend all we be walking around in a bra in a t-shirt way I'll go I said scrandy all right she just scrandy look she don't fart it three times oh chiko her last thing don't do that ooh yeah it's not like you got chicie a little bit yeah you been fucking with the nigginski that's That's the same smell.

You gotta call her and get her that embarrassing tent. Yeah. Last time you rode in my car, you had a roach. It's a roach in your purse. It's a roach in your purse. It's a roach in your purse. It's a roach, roach in your purse. It's a roach, roach, roach in your purse.

It's a roach, roach, roach in your purse. It's a roach, roach, brooge. Go ahead back to your seat, boo, thank you, make some noise for her coming up in front of with her. Roach is sitting your car. Hey, bro. Let me tell you some. Do you know how much pressure that is when you have actually-

She got a roach. Bro her roach over somebody house? You got to check your shit every time you leave. You like, man, I got to make shit. I do not embarrass myself. One more thing. You'll love your friend in there who got roachin, but so do you step outside.

You go home, you stand outside, shaking the shit out your chain. I got respect for roaches. My roaches don't come out until necessary. That's how I know if my roaches don't trust you, I ain't gonna trust you. They come out when it's a nigga that don't need to be there. That's a learned. If my roaches don't trust you, I'm a shoot you. What niggins that come across the clock?

Uh-uh, that ain't the damn right there. Who ain't grew up with roaches? Me? One person. Come on, man. Be one hundred, man. Only one nigger. Hey, nigger.

They ain't got roaches. Niggas, you got roaches, nigger. I spot roaches at every about house. Everybody house. I don't give a fuck. If you got any type of bug, any insect, you are part of the family. Yep. If you got ants at your house, you part of the family.

Centipede. If you got centipedes at your house, you put water bugs. Damn the scariest bud, them flying roaches, if you got them, you are a whole gangster niggins. My auntie had roaches so long, they left. They do that. They just left. After a while, they were like, you know what, we're moving on to a three bedroom, we can't keep doing that same old shit.

I got a family now. They do get the fuck on, but they come back. I ain't no young roach no more. I'm telling how they come, man, crumbs. Croms. If you get up all the crumbs, you're good. You leave one little calm? I ain't what my mama used to tell me.

She used to tell me everything draw roaches. Pick them goddamn clothes up. You're going to draw roaches. I'm like, what the fuck the roaches? Well, stop buying this cheap-ass shit than if it's drawing roaches, then, mama. Hey, you ever been in somebody's house who got roaches? You know it, depending on where they live,

it depends on how they act. Like, kitchen roaches don't fuck with bad form of roaches. Kitchen roaches are the worst. And look, look, the people who had roaches. They know it ain't been like two or three roaches in the bathroom. It's a big one, a little one, and then it's like a medium-sized one. I call them the lost roaches, them the slow ones. They don't really know what going on.

They just... They see you in the shower. They just go scream in the water. I'm going to show that motherfucker really shit. Asshole. He must not know what I'm going to do. That man walked with the strong white man. He's a long way.

Hey, bro. Why don't they keep coming over here fucking with you? you must don't want to move they heard about him but yeah he ain't no real one he ain't real now he must have went off on the first dude because they didn't you know anytime they sent another white person to talk to you hold on let me go see what's going on with this Sean look I need to move look bro you're going to go and get on up man we got the new nigger right there was going in the overtime that's why he had to get up come on bro you just hit 40 hours you got to go on clock out

I haven't sat the big nigger right there now. Well, you've been doing this shit for years. Tell you, you got underarm and he ain't bullshit. Big strong nigg, what's up with you, OG? How you feel? What's your name, big dog? Huh? Craig.

Craig. He don't sound like he looked. I'm like, what's your name? Crack. Crag, asshole. Say something else and I'll kick your ass. He's sitting on that. How long you been doing that?

Can y'all hearing this shit up? I got a shit that waffle hell's after this. How long you been doing security, Craig? Huh? Ten years? Ten years? You know Craig, a gangster. That nigga ain't got no mustache.

Any nigga with no mustache, you kill you. He only got the bed. That's a nigga that's gonna do you bad. That shit won't even throw up top. Fuck you, nigga. That nigga must be going in the nose. That shit isched, don't it? I do it.

Craig, that's time the nigga be fucking auntie. She just bring me to a holiday. I want you how to meet Craig. How you doing, little man? Nice to meet you, big. That nigga be in there. different roles like they color you've been talking about right here this your nephew what's up nephew boy you

look good boy you play football boy you look like a good little middle linebacker right there boy i like you boy i can do this when i get old but my shout out to all the fellas out here who football fans bro you'll be sitting around with your family and then like one of the ladies in your family bring a nigger to the house and he'd be like oh don't like football everybody in the family be like this pussy She'd have brought this fuck nigger over here, bro. We ought to jump that ho-a-n-niggin' type of nigger don't like football, police-ass-a-nick. I fuck with football.

I fought with football. That shit is aggressive, bro. And I ain't really got no favorite thing. I just want to see me hit. And motherfuckett just talk shit. I don't like all of them. Brickland gang, niggas go back to the goddamn his own. No, I'll talk some shit.

Do a damn. Do some. Yeah. What did you say? Noodle land. Noodle land. Who said? Who's that?

Who's saying that? Boy, you got on a Kobe Bryant fro. Ugly, boy, that's fuck wrong with you. Baby, fro having that. You're about to get braids, ain't you? Eglide, dick. What you say? You're a barber. He like, y'all, huh? What's your name, your OG?

JJ. No, it ain't. Yeah, deal. This ain't. There ain't permanent in your mouth. I'm gonna pull out. That nigga hold in hell with pull-outs, 42 with pull-ey, bad teeth, dude, you fuck wrong with you say.

That thing, that ain't put a guy. grill on the insurance this is crazy I tell you want to that glue some pull-outs in that man they got that little webby fro from girl give me that girl give me that pussy they got that webbing I'm all for a perfect too O.G that's the webby you got a pant of the same way I'm a little real like what I need this other day Who the fuck was that? Screaming my name man with their horse head boys. Carlo!

That was one of them ghosts. She was a skinny one. She was a skinny one. I know it. The skinny ones be deep. Uh-uh. It's the big girl in the back. Look at that soft arm.

You see how it's wiggling. Yeah. She makes some good macaroni and cheese with that arm. Y'all lady, y'all just coming. Look at the white ladders. She's like, like, you guys are making this night. Oh, I love you too. you too I think I don't know what she is I love you I just love you for love with me

love all y'all ladies that's screaming our name that ain't oh y'all ain't gonna give us no pussy tonight you gonna go straight home to another nigga and fuck another nigger or come to the room and want to talk so when did you get in the comedy bitch it ain't no more comedy tonight he-e-haha them drawl let's do it this one of a joke knock now who's that dick let's do it let's do it let's go want to talk about wife the chicken across the road because he wanted some pussy ma'am I am sleepy let me come and sitting on the edge of the bed like you're looking all scary and

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So what's up? Like, you want me to leave or you want her to leave? I'm just saying. I'm like, shit, I might think I want her to leave, got there. Because I'm just saying, I mean, I know what y'all are here to do. I ain't trying to be in a way or not. Sometimes their friend be too goddamn freaking locked the door. so I can watch y'all fuck.

Not with that voice. Ladies, let me ask you out a question. What make y'all think they're giving the niggins some pussy when you first me to make you a hoe? It's not. Special when it's my turn. Don't wait to fuck me to decide you about to be a hole now.

You ain't say this shit. None of them other times you was giving somebody else some pussy. Now that it's my turn, you got morals and shit. Nope, bust it open for me like you did everybody else. Show do.

You've been fucking on back seats, bitch. I got a backseat, too. Big one. That's the thing, lady. They don't make you a hole, lady. It don't make you a hole. First of all, ladies, you ain't going to learn nothing about it, nigga for real tell you give me some pussy.

Because we're trying not to fuck up the pussy. That's why niggas is being on their best behavior. Whatever you need, baby. You need a ride. I give you a ride. Oh, my God, you look so lovely today. Look at those shoes. Those are so beautiful.

Nigger texting you, good morning, beautiful. Oh, good morning, beautiful. I hope you have a wonderful day. I hope you have a day as bright and as lovely as your smile. Chico, you forgot one. What? Playing with the kids. What's up, little guy?

What's up, what's up? What's up, little man? Hey, hey, hey, boy. I gotta give a fuck about that, nigga, man, get your ass on. Hey, boy, boy, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, well, a little man, strong already. Ooh, boy, my arm, you give me my arm back.

As soon as you give him some pussy, then you find out who that nigga really is. Wait, what's up, bitch? What's going on with you? Like, what are you talking to? Oh, my bad, I thought this was somebody else. What you need? So I'm telling you, and that's the ladies,

Y'all didn't you got your name. Same no more. If you, if you wait to give a niggas and pussy, and he stopped acting like y'all don't like fucking as much as we do because you fuck around and waiting give a niggas and pussy he can't fuck now you talk about the nigga all on Facebook statuses I don't understand why the niggins don't appreciate my time the way I do you're like ma'am you could be us all the time though chico it be them too

oh yeah just just cause a nigga might then go right shit shit you might be you why I ain't go right oh all pussy's your pussy would drive man shit that's why my dick will flame because your pussy all pussy is not good pussy some of that way I was just I'm in my life, well, I'm excited to find out she used to be a ho. They feel like an accomplishment. You be getting the head like, oh, you do this, for real, for real. You a dick sucker. Look at the niggins in the crowd, like, yes, we love it.

Hores are amazing. We don't listen, no diggers to all the hoars. No, not in the present. Women who used to be hosed, but then they grew out of that shit, but they still know how to do all the hoax. But they still know how to do all the hoax. We got to say classic hos. Classy hos are men. You are the world.

You are the children No, that ain't it. You are the world. You swallow children. You take it out and beat it on your face. That's why you're winning. It's your choice you're making. Okay.

You're drinking all those lives. No, Steve Warner. It's true. You make a brighter day for you and me. Yes, it's all. right there you know that thing you know that thing you want to you know that thing you know that thing she's far oh that way

like he always said huh what you say that's crazy that Stevie wonder can't see but he always moving like somebody see I'm like hey wait a minute oh wait a minute you heard what shock of con said what he said she said that thing you can see. If you don't believe Stevie one that can see, it's a video on YouTube of a microphone stand falling down behind him. That nigga reached back and caught that bitch and kept singing. If you don't believe me, pull it up right now. You motherfuckers ain't here judging me. I think

Stevie can see too. There's a ribbon in the sky. I seen it. I say that. There's a ribbon in the sky. How in the head you see a ribbon in the sky? Yep, that's a good-ass point. He described it, too. For so long... What do he say? In the night I pray, and so on.

I'm surprised that nigga ain't never fell out the seat. Ribbon in the sky for our love. Then that nigga break it down. That nigga say... So you go to do you know this song? Yeah. That's how I know this man can see. Yeah.

You don't remember the boy when that nigga came in and said, I see us at the part. Nicky, with who eyes? That's a different song. Steve, you can't sleep. That's right, we just, we in the park. That's, that, that's, uh, you know broke that bitch too? There's got to be a record.

That's like the 50th microphone, you didn't brook. And your jeans dirty. You didn't fuck your school clothes up. Now the coast's definitely gonna know you was in the building. Yeah, you're gonna get your ass, toe up. He got remnants of dust on his pants. Shout out of women who want to suck dick with instructions. We are adults.

I have no control over that dick once you start snuggling. whatever happens happens right that goof-ass shit I you better tell me when you about to come bitch I don't know what grade are you in ma'am like to fuck no idea when I'm about to come my right-ass cheek just lock up in the shit just happens I don't know wouldn't it might be today tomorrow 30s think I don't know and you're supposed to know ladies that's the thing you're supposed to know how I think a body react when he's about to let that motherfucker go when he's suddenly he talking shit then all of a sudden that nigga just lock up Even before that happened, you let out that little pussy and grunt.

It's really a moan, but we're niggins so we'd be suppressing this shit. So we come out and like, ugh, there'd be some shit like that. That's a male moan. Like if a nigger was a bitch, that'd be like, ah! But you were a nigger, so you'd be like, ooh, yeah. Oh, shit. Scared around this, don't give me the money. Here, here, I don't want to do it.

Thin' thought a mic, stupid, I had that. That's it. Thanks, ladies, y'all got so much power over. You own a man whole life when you sucking his dick the right way. You ever make it the ladies? How many y'all have made a nigga come and made them sound like something was wrong with him? Ugh, oh, shit. Oh, goddiel.

Oh, oh, oh. This niggins sound like he turned into a monster. See, I like head, but I don't like it like that. I love it. Because I like to fuck, I'm just, I'm sorry, I like to make love. I want to feel that pussy. You did what I'm saying. Fuck all that.

But no, see, I like me. I get your head, but I don't want to, I can't do it because I come quick. That's going to fuck some of my strokes up. You give me some of the head, I'm like, ah, come, come, come, come, come, come, I'm good. right be mad like what going on I'm like bitch I'm gonna let it on your face that's what happened shout out to the ladies that make some noise ladies to be passionate about sucking dick all 30 nana y'all I see you look at the white lady trying to oh the white ladies we don't need me to talk about y'all y'all y'all have a history of goddamn let me suck your cop

I'm gonna swallow your cock hole. Come in a ho! You see that big black cock. Put your cock on my forehead. Ah, yeah, fucking cock. Yeah, fucking around and fuck you. Fuck me the ass, huh? What?

You heard me, bitch, I know. Say something else. They have to go back because you ain't finished. I had to eat the pussy because I'm about... Come on, give me the dick. Wait a minute. I'm not finished. I'm updating my pussy heed license.

You ain't put like this in three months. Hey, I'll go back to eat pussy because I'm about the neck. I'm tricky. I have an app. Oh, shit. Yep. That's how you know your man about the nut, ladies. When that dig a fucking and then he stopped,

me and stroke, they even talk to you or do that, even he gonna go down to east and put him. He gonna go down to eat some pussy and be in them motherfuckers. Oh shit, it feel good to the motherfuckin' all the baby. Give me a kiss, give me a kiss. Ma, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you. You love me, say you love me, say you love me. No, no, no, look at me in my eyes, say you love it.

Ooh, shit, say you love it. See, y'all got too much pride. I would literally lay down in that pussy for a few minutes. Hold on, let me just stop you. Traveling this shit, my heart beat fast, and that shit. You're gonna kill me. I just flew in from Shreveport.

Well, lay down in that plus. The motherfucker 22 and 23, they're gonna fuck you. They don't let you be in control. Uh-uh, hold on, I got it. I got you. Oh shit. Like, bitch, how long up? I'm gonna even do the slow to fuck down, bitch. Yeah, that's why you got, though.

You can't fuck all them young women. They got too much energy. Like, come on, let's fuck again. Bitch, we haven't even aged yet. I don't know about you, but all this fucking on the empty stomach. I'm hitting the problem. the back my stomach oh no bitch lay down let's go get put your clothes back on let's go out you're gonna say some freaky shit to you always sound like your stomach hungry for this pussy

you're like man you want me to suck your dig again yeah after you drink some water bitch what is dehydrated miss sit down i'm not about to fuck you again with that strong-ass yellow piss, drink some water. Ladies, y'all, y'all really know me what the fuck again. You just know your man ain't gonna fuck again. You just want to fuck with his ego. You got to go another round. Bitch, another round. Fuck out of here.

We didn't fuck through a whole episode of Martin. I am done. Bro, you ever hit her with... I give her another round. I just got to lay down and recuperate. It just walk around and think about other shit. Fellas, you ever hit her with that extra round with that medium dick? And you'd be like, I wonder if she knew. I wonder if she knows that she knows that this is not all me

and nobody yeah and you ain't acknowledge it and she ain't acknowledges you down there with your hand on your dick pushing that mama the fuck the part is she do know chico she just liked that dick too give me that medium dick too squeeze it at the bottom and look if you don't squeeze it at the bottom you ever have a reach back and squeeze it for you hold on put your hand on it on it put it in there look at the freak-ass women you ever reach back and squeeze the medium dick hard you squeeze it you're free yeah you got to you never thought you with that little headband to be squeezing medium ma'am if you ever squeeze the medium dick run the

back to the show if you ever did you ever did it because you that should be hard every fella they had to be here with their hand on their dick like yeah that's it Yeah, your dick look like squid with nose, nigga, you just, ugh, I can't do it. You put it in there like, that's enough, that's enough, anything more than that a killer. Anything more than that? You'll kill it. That's why you, that's when you find out who you really are. That's why you just got to go to some other shit.

You got to do something else, fella. You might just have to eat that pussy for two hours, shit. You can't eat no pussy for two hours. That shit starts tasting like. Hey, you're gonna fuck around and make that nigga that she can come to life doing that shit He's like wait a minute you are calling my ancestors I'm not eating no pussy for two hours that's just starting to taste like speakerbox carpet It's a mind saying let me tell you something she can't say nothing about you if you made a nut

ladies that you can't you can't what you're gonna tell her what you're gonna tell you what you're gonna tell you I didn't fuck you up, so. Ladies got all the control over that nut too. Y'all be with that bullshit. Hold on, I ain't ready to come yet. Well, I am, ma'am, so you need to turn the fuck up. But all that, knock, that, bitch. I'm trying to accomplish the goal, okay?

You're trying to hold the nut, like you don't get the bust another one right after that. Y'all mrs come four, five times in one sitting. You take it. I'm busting my time. After the second, that fellow, fellas, you ever tried to bust that third? tried to bust that third nut, that bitch, painful, ain't it, nigger? You're not, you dick me like, again, nigga, okay. That's all I got, nigga.

That's what you learned about your whole body, nigga. That third nut come from right here behind your ear, don't it, fellas? Feel like a child. Oh, shit, what the fuck? I can't hear on this side. God, put your third nut right here behind your ear. You only get like five ten of my lifetime, nigger, that shit is hard to come through, boy, I tell you.

God, damn. Ladies, y'all be selfish, like your pussy is not a whole machine that can push out a baby. Ain't nothing coming out of dick, but skee. This is a different type of unit we got to work with, all right? And they just, they're sensitive, too. Y'all motherfuckers be grabbing a dick with the dry hand. Bitch, if you don't get that goddamn carpet, you're going to get my dick copper. Ah, you're like, bitch, put some spin on it or something.

Go in there, put some goddamn sun lotion on. Bro, that shit hurt like no other. You have to reprimand a bitch. Hold on, bitch. What do you think dicks are made out of? Shit, tender. Motherfucker, just goddamn pulling your shit with the dry hand. Like, bitch, are you trying to start a while more?

Let her do it two times in a row. Uh-uh. You've lost all dick privileges. Don't touch my dick no more, ma'am. Say what? She said, you're fucking with the wrong people. Meas, you're running with the wrong people. Your seat's far ahead.

That shit came from, I last. Hold on, bro. If she got soft hands, I'll get a bit of seat. Say what? God damn, I can't get the pussy. You cock-blocking. You can't hear what the bitch said. Hey, y'all, ya, ya, ya, come down, man.

We ain't doing that shit, but we're supposed to be brothers. Go ahead. Go ahead. Let me hear you. Let me go home. I'll be back. Now she quiet. Come back.

I ain't shit happening. Ma'am, just come on walk down. We can't hear shit you saying. What's here? Come on. That shit, like a sound way. Look, she don't even know how to get out that bitch. get out there bitch just hop over the real people who she is she right there she she's

trying to figure out how to get out the tuxedo middle no up top right there in the second row she'll need right there you go oh yeah oh there she go she got a lot of grades oh let me see she's gonna have one goal too that ain't uh that's her coming down right there she's like can i go down these steps man for real my ticket in the back Oh, no, she's coming up here for me. Let me fix my head. I'm coming for you. I can tell she a good woman.

Look at that forehead. Yep. She got them braids like Craig girlfriend on Friday. That tell me who she is. For Craigie again. I'm looking for Carlos. I'm going to get out of the way. This who I want.

For real. What's that? My hands are supposed to smoke. For real? Yeah. Let me see. Oh, look. Oh, look.

Stop. Yeah, damn. Look, bro. I don't know they've been trying to quit smoking or what, but. Yeah, it's a nicotine patch. I'm trying to quit smoke. Because you need me. Go sit down.

Give me this microphone. Go sit down. You know, go sit down. Yes. Yes. Out of all these women in here, y'all get me the one with a nicotane pack. Hey, hey, Kyle, that's what you get. Oh, fuck there.

She can't even quit cigarettes. You think she going to quit outside, a thing in the fuck with me? Carlo. Carlo. That's what you get? Carlos, bro. I don't want no, bitch. Who smoke nose?

Like the last cigarette. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. I can't fuck with no chick. Call on. Be smoking them cigarettes. Calm down, Carlos.

You know, no, no. No, what's coming down. You can't hook me on with nobody smoke. I can't take her front of all these people she wearing nicotine passages shit I tried to be his friend and warned the nigger no way he's like no stop cop like a r rye y'all niggins ain't my partners y'all niggas dirty is a motherfucker you see this shit I'm trying I'm gonna be on the bad guy I'm motherfucking try both of them niggins you know that pussy good she got on team jordan's nigga you know any bitch wet team

jock's fuck little bit eye turn up beat eye she got a little bit eye turn on big eye turn on Look at this. Look at her. I just broke up. She already twerking on my home, but I told you not to foot with that girl that smoked a long ad, but jean slim-ass cigarette. So I just screamed the whole fucking show for you, nigger, you're going to walk out? Yes. Hey, hey, hey, baby, time, time, my, baby, your nicotine. See, that why I don't put with her. She gets to smoking them cigarette things she can talk to me any kind of motherfucking way.

No. Try to want this. I'm trying to be the name friend, bro. You know how I'm going to get back. I'm going to crush that bitch cigarettes. Hey, these motherfuckers arguing like they bit fucking. She up here, fuck that, nigga, so what, I smoke a man? Oh, cigarette smoking that girl. Oh, cigarette smoking that girl. She going to be on that commercial like I've been smoking since last shit. On that commercial like I've been smoking and last year make sure when you take a shower to cover your hole that's in your throat

make sure when you take a shower to cover that hole that's in your throat I tried to warn you he tried to tell you he tried to tell you I try to warn you fuck y'all I'm sitting over here playing with a back titty right now she's got tinnies on her back right now I love you I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. Hey, you got a vote with the rebound.

You did. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Hey, what y'all, what y'all don't know is that ain't a nigga team, bad? That's birth control. She just is live. She got that birth control on her arm. Scoo. Scuid.

Y. Skubin. Cupid. Cigarette. Pobots. Cigarette. Cigrat. Cigrat.

Cigarette. Cigarette. Nug generic, super, cigarettes. We got some second hand smoking this, Newport. Yo, my borr we got some second hand smoking this been in Newport. Yay, my brother, we got some second hand smoking this big, Newport. Hey, ma' 별, my girl.

Yeah, Gio, Newport, my brother, cool, yeah, Newport, my girl, Cool, Y, Newport, my girl, cooed, yeah, new boys, my brother, cool, wow, Newport, my brother, cool, Newport, Marbleau, cool, Corrella DeFee. And my baby smoke figurates, yes she do. She's like an old lady, because she smoke them two by two. She a chain smoker, and she owns the patch. I like to hit it from the bag while she ain't win her patch.

I say you know she smokes cigarettes and she vins. She's been selling cigarettes for 25 cents. If you need to get a pump, pup, if you got one, if you got a one, if you got a. Newport, won't you let me smoke one? Hold up, call, like my big's it who like they, cigarette, shower. You already know, I can't fuck with them if they're home, cause I ain't gonna be smoking this here all day home. Got a blunt road up, where on that?

Cigarettes, cigarettes, cigarettes, cigarettes, cigarettes, yeah, hold on. Cigarettes, cougars, cougars, cougars, Cigarettes, cougars, Cigarettes, cougars, Oh, we got new Poo. Mama. Cool.

Whoa. Check it. Baby, you smoke the cigarettes, baby. Yeah. I got one for you. You want to puff. I got the order. Yeah.

That's how you doing it, Chico? That's how you doing it, Chico? That what are you doing? So I'm about to puff the cigarette at the boo. Yeah what? One with the bad hand, when the manshap, and smoking cigarette with the bag, with the boo bag with the booths at, do that.

Bradddad and so. Oh, boy, with the bad dad, with the bad dad, when they go through the hands. I don't know what I just said, but I'm talking about smoking cigarette. Smoking cigarette. Hey man, put some out of tune on that bitch. Where's it? Where's it?

Where's it? Right there. Whoa. Whoa. What's it? What? Where's it? Cigarettes.

Newport. Cigarettes. Newport. We talking about, oh, cut it down. Cut it down. Two boys. Barbar, cigarettes. Cool.

Puck around. Cool. Cool. Two boys. Talk around. Cool. Come around. Go.

Cut it out, ciggas. Hey, yeah. Newburgh, Mama, too. Yeah. Newport, Mama, too. Hey, D.C., this is what it sounds like when you smoke cigarettes. Oh, no. Newport, uh-huh, pull my throat, though.

Fuck around, slow, oh, talk about, slow, excuse me, dicky, every time that I open my throat, This is a fool with me dropping off my throat. I've done smoking cigarettes because I was five years old. Y'all motherfuckin'all fucking put that shit down. You're going to start like me. I wish I could go back in time. Like, I didn't wish I was just smoking weed.

It came from heroin. I was on that shit, man. I was on oxygen, real man. But every time I pocket pill, I smoke that cigarette and I just want to tell y'all, I want to tell y'all, please. Please, let me be an example. Do not...

Excuse me. Do not... Excuse me. Bring me my machine. Bring me my machine. Let me be your example. I have to do this every day. Every time I go to the back.

I'm gonna go to McDonald's, they be like, I can't hear you. I'm like, bitch, I am talking. Just let me be your example. My kids don't know if it's their daddy calling them a die. This is your mother, boy. Save my number under your mother. Cigarette. Cigarettes.

Cigarettes. Hey. Cigarettes. Cigarettes. Take it right. Okay, stop. My bird. Stop.

Yeah. Brut. Let me be the example. Nigger. Hey, ladies. For real, for real, this is what you sound like we all wake up in the morning. Hello? No, I just woke up.

I'm so sorry. Hold up real quick. Oh my God, what time is it? Damn. Oh my God, hello. Oh shit. You didn't call me early. be early oh I'm so sorry I sound like this but I would sleep so good before you call

oh my god what's the crap me ladies y'all be having as you ain't y'all sleep and snore like nigger you'd be bad as a motherfucker ain't here but when you fall to sleep the night Like this bitch, she got a moss there in her chest. Oh my god. Shout out to my boo on those cigarettes. We love you, baby. You will quit. She's trying, bro. She's gonna hope out there.

Bro, leave my leg. She's gonna patch, leave her along. She trained. Yeah. She was twerking on you, bro. As soon as I left, she was on you, bro. I was right there, like, I was the shoulder to lean on. You feel like that one blew it like that.

I can't expect her to be faithful of me and trust me, bro. She's trying to kill herself, so you know she's gonna fucking about me. So you just gonna do me like that? Cigarettes, cigarettes, cigarettes, cigarettes, cigarette. Cigarette, cigarette, cigarette, cigarette, cigarette. Cigarettes, cigarettes, cigarette. Cigarettes, cigarette. Oh my God, yo.

You better not hate me. You better not hit me. What you say? you don't smoke though look at that bit you a big girl too i know you don't smoke i bet you make cornbread don't you good piece cobblum she thinks she big i won't hit that ass she got me fucked up i have in the bed like a big girl lay down with both legs cocked up because you know my name's collophon i'm old-smart i showed up to a house cut my dick y'allard I said, oh, I'm about to fuck some.

She's like, let's order a pizza. I'm about to cook some. I said, why would you order a pizza if your ass about to cook? She said, how you think I got big like this? Hey, it ain't how we look. So I took her to the kitchen and we got butt-nicket. She started making freeze-pop. And then she got on her knees and made my drawers drop.

I said, the big girl really freaky. Let you fuck her wearing a dashiki I said the big girl really freaky I let you fuck wearing a dashiki I said you know it's going down It's not gonna play she makes cookies every day I say yeah she got a mac of cheese in the oven

right now and she cooked those things When you walk in her house you be like God damn baby what's you ain't here making some greens Hey Chico can I say something real quick That's the type of girl to pack a lunch to suck your dick Don't think. Ha ha ha! Stop, wait, that's enough.

That's how all-cooker's my own. Ooh. Oh, you're bad. You can't take some of that dick out? You're mad. She said you are sick, knowing that. Oh, my God. Shout out to all the ladies in here who got the babysitter for the whole night.

night Chico, that's who fucking in here. Shout out to all the ladies that left their kid at home with their oldest kid. Appreciate job. 12 year old, bad as him. To add your 12 year old and they're watching a 6 year old and 9 year old and the 3 year old

and you're going to whoop his ass if anything fucked up when you get back to the house. Why would you let your brother in the goddamn oven? I love you, I love you too, your voice went out. I heard you though. What, hey, fool. I've been feeling all day.

That's you with that blonde. What, thank you. You go, girl. I see what you did when you did. That's how you gonna do them? No, don't do it, no, no. Shit looks like Odell Beckerman this motherfucker. That's what it is.

Touchdown. It is pretty. On the football bill. Ah! Y'all niggas is crazy. Y'all got any safe strip clubs and shrieg for them? Thank you, my nigger. Thank you.

My nigger said, nope. Don't go. Do they get naked in shrieve? Shit. They get naked? Shit, there's the women in here that are getting naked for the right amount of money. Uh-huh. As soon as you said strip clubs, I saw one over there like,

I get that little money, I get it. I'll take that on 40. I'll take that my 40 right there. My name is you saying you got $40. Yeah, I'll take that at a $40 right there. $40? $40, bitch. You know, I have a different $4?

Much love to all the ladies out there that need $40 right now. It's cuff, too. It's $220, bitch. Ooh, $2.20. $40 is a bit life. I'm gonna start some life insurance. some life insurance for $40. Sign up. You know I got life insurance, but you feel like that.

That's how you got to do the commercial. Like, I was struggling. Again, I signed up for $40 life insurance wants to get my life improved drastically. I used to smoke cigarettes, but I don't know more. See this patch? Don't need it. $40 life insurance.

Get you some. He is stupid. You're all stupid as hell for this shit, right? I like that. Can I hear some of that pointed out? Oh, thank you. He called pointed out to sign up, though. You know, that microphone sound like the niggie that

scofface was talking to on seeing a man cry. Remember on seeing the man cry when the devil came, that's how that nigger was talking on that motherfucker? Yeah, that bitch your life right with gone. I love Scottface, nigga. Carface is style. Fuckarfe style is one of the best styles in hip-hop ever I seen the niggas the other day I seen him walking down the street then I seen him and he walked away

you know I'm not playing okay that's a you to be walking away that was your favorite I got the pistol and you know what I'm gonna shout out to niggia in the front row your dashed you stink y'all name is and shit y'all are terrible human being face that's it stink fuck that's it you need to put that shit the washer machine tonight. Put some fabulous in it and take it out and rewashed it. And antire. No answer I had. No anthrae.

Nigger, when I tell you that shit took me all the way out, I still ain't really recorded. I'm mad as fuck though, bro. We got all these people in here and y'all really found me a girl and a nigga taking attention. I'm trying to warn you as a real nigger, man. They sat here and watched. You cut blood.

I'm like, bro, I can smell something. I couldn't hear it. You could smell. The nicotine? I smelled it. Just somewhat right. What kind of cigarette she smoked, bro? She smoked my nose.

She smoked all my rose and then cool me sometimes. Look, ma'am, I understand that you love me, but I just broke up with somebody, okay? My heart scattered all over the floor like somebody knocked over the ashtray. What you say? You show, don't. He said, I ain't got no panties or no, bro. That may need to work all of them. baby you can't just let your shit just be free like that all the time she ain't got no panties

or no bra that mean you might not have no mattress evil man that what i was just about to say she need me way more than i need her you ain't got no panty draw she ain't got no underclothes what's your name sweetheart Lisa Nisha Lisa yeah that sound like her she's no draw van Nisha Yeah, that's what you gotta say. You Nisha gets some drawers in the brawl, that Nisha. Ah! You got a whole house with no furniture? This bitch has got a lot of rooms.

You got a lot of rooms. Yeah, yeah. That's cool. This is got a lot of rooms, yeah. This is a nice museum. Where are you underclothes is, sweetheart? Been got a house full of pictures. This bitch, pretty.

O' is that a room? All right. What about that bitch in the bathroom? That bitch in the morgue. I almost made it. Oh my god, oh my God, this is in the basement.

Where are you asking? That's a bad chaper. What? Hold up. There's a nigger that just walked up to scream or something. What you say, partner? No, that's a girl. What?

Yeah, alright. You said it's wet? Just like your shoulders. Small shoulder man, man, man. How you big a head with a little shoulder, niggins? This, can't even say that. They're flexing with a gas station white tea. Go ahead, we know it's whack.

Go ahead, nigger. Can't even put your arms in your pocket. Eggline, boy. What you say? What? He said, you're about to go to the dentist. You about to go to the dentist. Ha, ha.

That thing is just yelling shit. Shit is plentiful, what? Niggas, sit down, you got a yeast infection. That name got a yeast infection, sit down. Well, he had the time, like, ah. He only acting like that because there's women's security guards in his section. That nigga just won't bet. Bet she won't say this shit wack.

Fuck them niggas. This shit wagon, fuck! You see how the show was going good until we was about to get some pussy and he fell left down Fuck these niggie man she's suck they fucking all the bitches who smoke cigarette He wants some of them cigarettes uh-huh Hey bro, it's it's niggins like you it's niggins like you that we can really live without you just came to fuck up everybody else good time you should have been aborted motherfucker ha ha ha ha

you're prems night fuck that niggin that niggins got ryanstones on his pocket i'm not about to argue not about to argue with no niggins with no apple bottom chains on oh pretty they got the bedazzled denim on niggins so they had them apple bottom jeans with the boots and oh are we looking at this shit is whack I hear him do. Whack, wak, wak, wak, whack. This shit is whack, whack, whack, whack, this shit. Stop, that's enough.

Fuck that nigger. Yeah. Hey, fuck that nigger. Hey, fuck that nigger. Hold on. I said, fuck that nigger. Hold on. I said, fuck that niger.

Who be talking that shit? Yeah. Cause a nigger walk around with a motherfucking yeast shirt. Because the pussy is, he got a yeast infection. That's what I've been to say, but I'm rapping too fad. That nigger need to take some money for seven for seven days and clean his end. He said this show was whack. Hey, he ain't just face a nigger.

Got O.YT. He bought out of gas station, nigger. What that, nigger? Tico, we ain't tripping. Fuck that pussy, nigger, cause it's transmission slip and listen. His car got 300,000 miles. That nigger fin that go down street and get where?

Coo-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cig-cig--------------------------------. Hey, hey, the motor drops. Hey, hey, chigo, right now, that niggas probably waiting outside, like I told him, niggins. Yeah. But he ain't got no ride. I should have sold him. Nick. Yeah, I said I realized he don't do some stupid shit.

This nigga plasm shit that's out like, bitch, shake that ass, just shake that ass. Yeah. Let me see you twerk. Let me see how good that footy work when you're wearing the old shirt. I said, you know, when it's going on, Leisha in the back, sitting down with no bra or panties on. I said, where that girl with them cigarettes, she can twerk till she gets fired. She can't twerk like the girl lit in the back because she'll get tired.

All of that ass, and she ain't got on no draws. I wonder what it smell like. I'll be right back, y'all. Go see, go see, go see, go see with the ass. Go see, go see, go see, go see what the ass smell like. Go see, go see, go see what the ass smell like. Go see, go see, go see, what the ass smell like. I hope it don't smell like his dashiki.

Ooh. Oh, that girl is real freaking. Ooh, what it's smell like? What it smell like? He told to go back. He told to go back. That means that shit, thank you. Uh-uh.

He's like, uh-uh, get up. Oh, girl with me. Oh, shit. Oh! Oh, she's walking her back down the aisle. That pussy must smell like a smile. The boy down with her right now and bring her down. She ain't got no penitone.

She ain't got no penitone. We got teeth. She ain't got no pennies on. She got to hold them like newborn baby. Oh, that's right. I thought that ass was fat. better than that. You fooled me, you big hippopotamus walking bitch. Hey, yeah. This bitch is a horse.

That ass is long, but you know it is real. But I bet her feet stick in them see-through hills. I say, yeah. That's okay. That's all right. That's okay. Because I'm gonna take her ass to the hotel and lay her down. her down and don't turn the lights all way off just turn the bitches down you know

um Carlos I'm trying to get my rocks off I'm just gonna pull it to the side I ain't take my socks off hey Los Carlos I'm down for your cause but be careful after you fuck she might leave when your draws like a hold up Carlos this might sound ouch but I think that pusses smell like the waffa house Smaller scattered covered. Smaller scattered, covered. Oh, mother scattered, come on. Hey, DC and Chico, after me and that girl have some sex,

I'm gonna go outside and smoke two cigarettes with that other lady who smoked them squares. And when that other one leave, I'm gonna take her ass upstairs. Yeah, that's enough, that is enough. Shake it, shake, shake it, shake. Go, nigg. Go, nigg.

Go, nigg. Go, nigg. Go nicotine, go nicotine, go nicotine, go nicotine, go nicotine, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Look at the ladies sitting in front of her, like, this bitch don't stop wiggling that goddamn nicotine ass in front of my goddamn. She's going to be coughing when she gets through. Shout out to my Mexican potters up there. Hey, I can get you cigarettes for way cheaper than you're paying for them now. y'all like that old school shit what i fuck with that they like i paid for that shit i like

everything oh shit what's up man we got mr kane in the building what's up what's up what's good with you nigger what's going on my god what's good with you baby you think of y'all make some noise with mr kane in this motherfucker man you got some music man y'all that rancher city y'all got to get ranching in this bitch Y'all gotta make some bars, man. Y'all got a little know about that red to shit. You got a song, niggins? Yeah, I got a lot of songs, niggins. You know, that's what we do.

We'll pop that bitch off. Nigger, what y'all? What's y'all? What's y'all? Shit. Hey, what's y'all in? Huh? What y'all want me to do?

Go crazy then, Mr. shit. Give on some. Give me something. You know, they ain't got some music right there, though, they ain't. So what's all about to do? Acapello? Hell, yeah.

Acapella. A cappella. Y'all. Y'all'all. Ice-style bust down rolling on my wrist. Got a rap, nigger, baby. Mama on my dick. I don't fuck with niggas because niggas be counterfeit.

They might have read the a shit, but they couldn't stop the bliss. With the shit. Being with the shit, they put ten in my shit. Trying to make a tin flip. Ain't no looking bad on there. Fuck the back seat. Of the Mayback, I'm driving this. Sometimes I'm pessimist.

pessimist sometimes I'm out the miss however you feel nigger that ain't stop this shit make the motor kill going overkill nigger back in bed don't ignite it just like I've been working on my social skill hey I got that eye no me huh I got that I know me you heard that I got that I know you heard you heard that you heard me I got that I got that I got that I don't mean I got that Mother fucking eye and I strike that bitch In Shreveport, Louisiana dragging that bitch Being your lady went to Waffle House

Ain't get no fuck Man that girl was smoking cigarettes And turning that bitch on I got that eye Why? I got me tell you about me Holy talk Little boasted bad ass It ain't no corner

My Listen They tugging on their corner Boy they buss it on their corner Listen They dug it on that corner They dug it on that corner They dug it on that corner

And everybody in this kid I know you can see what the nigga I got that eye on me huh I got that line Don't get that got that got that I got this shit oh man we got to get the fuck They dug around the corner they bust around the corner The motherfuckin fuck is what I said we dug around the corner come on Hey man louisiana We gotta get the bug out of this town of there's building we gotta leave we gotta go I don't want to leave ain't shit else going on

you know what we doing tonight I want to go I want to go you want to run this bitch up I want to go I want to stay oh gee oh gee he just woke up had a ball in this bitch well y'all move where we're going I don't know where we go on but they're gone thank y'all Louisiana this is the 85 South Shore I'm Carlos Miller make it back to your car safely Yeah, that's what it is. Love to y'all, Daschiki. Take it easy, freaky and funky it, dashi.

Watch that motherfucker, Dashikin, please. Cigarette, in the building. Yeah. Streetport, give it up for the 85 shop show one more time. We appreciate y'all coming out, Streetport. You are all 85% percent. You are all 85% of us now. If you have meeting three tickets, make sure you come down to the first few rows.

If you have meeting three tickets, come down to the first few rows. Treeport, we love y'all. Thank y'all for representing the 85 South Show. Make sure you get home safe. Tell somebody what you've seen in here tonight. You are all 85% of now. Cargo Spiller, DC Yon, Chico B, J-O-N, Cutsuit, this is the 85 South Show. Make sure y'all go on YouTube, subscribe to the 85 South Show.

When you pass through that lobby, make sure you buy a t-shirt from the merchandise table. Treeport, we love y'all. Yeah. If you have meat-free tickets, make sure you come down to the Right. I've been five years old. I wish I would have just stuck the weed, but I made some bad choices.

Let me be your example. Let me be your example. Samba, I'm sultan. Yeah, that's gonna stay for a room, man. Yeah, I know. I felt like it for a minute. How long was that? Sure, no. That nigga said shit, I don't have to know.

Shit, bugger. You got the money's worth. Got that wine, black money. What's smoking in? Yeah. Damn. What's iron, fellas? They got awesome!

We ain't got nothing. And that's the thing. It's like playing polo. We don't. We don't show them all our motherfucking gu. We sure, though. We don't go. Instagram showing them niggas and everything.

No, because then they know what to come back with. Right. If they know what we got, they gonna know what to bring. Right. But if we always come prepared, and we got God on outside. Come on, man. We cover.

You stay ready, you ain't got to get ready. That's like you be ready. Help what I'm saying. Talk to on something. Hey man, hey. Come on. Shit, I'm just gonna walk the fuck off. You nervous?

When you go to war with your brothers, you nervous? Who? I know he'll kick ass. Ha! You heard what he said, and I ain't gonna repeat it, because you heard it and if you didn't, you need to rewind it so you make sure you're here the next time. Suck him.

I know we swing on you, but somebody gonna get knocked the fuck out. I'm scared. I gotta touch before I go out. Three poor feeling come so loud, yeah, they feel gonna be so crazy. Yeah, hey, come get this bravado right here. I don't know if anyone gains a lie Shrebeard I don't mean so right

I'm like that you go to a good church when they start out like that Oh! He's like that. She is abstract. All the way live. Man, man, I'm going to catch the holocaust. God, I like going to go to the church. She's not going to stop.

There one person that just take all around. She didn't need one person. Look, did one person take all around the whole church. I never forgive me in church. I don't know if it was a revival or if it was like, loser. My God. nigger, I forgot we had some ladies

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