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This one is supposed to be?
You good.
Look, me.
Okay.
Did you get it?
Yes, I think.
I better.
I better have.
Yeah, check and make sure you got it.
Let me get myself to give.
Yeah, we ain't going to have you out here looking crazy.
You know, that's why I like y'all looking here.
Y'all know how to treat a lady.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
That's what the streets is.
saying. Allegiance. So they say. According to popular opinion. The streets know. The streets know.
They don't be knowing out. They know for anybody know. Well, they don't be knowing. They be knowing. They be knowing. They be known. They be known.
Okay. Fuck it. That's not happening. One thing I know is they start in the streets.
Start in the streets. It's the beginning of everything. That's the end of everything.
In the streets.
Lord, how mercy.
I wonder what they'd be saying
in the streets about me.
I didn't hear the piece of that TAC.
For real?
I don't want to know.
I don't want to know.
Screeze be talking.
They talk about all of us.
Oh, yeah.
What they said about me in the streets?
I don't know.
I only focus on the shit I want to hear, though.
That's what I'm saying.
But they're saying everything.
It can be some bullshit.
But if I want to hear it, I'm tuning in.
If I need to hear it.
If it's important.
Because sometimes.
Boy shit is just entertaining.
But I'm not the type of person that are entertainers.
some bullshit. Yeah. If that makes sense. Okay. I'll let some bullshit entertain me. I like me. But I'm not the type of person. I don't like to be in miss. There you go. I'm not going to engage. I'm neutral. Facts. Don't ask me. Like the Swiss. Don't ask me. Yeah. Yeah. I don't got no opinion on it. But if it's funny or entertain it. I've had an opinion. It's not good to have an opinion on everything. It's not good. It's not good. You can have it. But don't have it out of life. Yeah. We don't need to know your thoughts on your
Keep it to yourself.
That's what the church folks say.
Keep it to yourself.
If you ain't got nothing nice to say, don't say nothing.
Sometimes, though, I disagree with that.
If you ain't got nothing nice to say, say that shit anyway.
Say it anyway?
Say it anyway?
Say it in.
But not all the time.
You ain't got to be the person who, like, the bearer of bad news.
But if they put you in a position, where they're asking you and shit, tell them.
Because that's two lessons to be learned than this.
I ain't want to be the one to say it.
How else?
Don't be asking people if you don't really want to know.
Second of all, ain't nobody got to say shit because you want to hear.
It ain't got to be the shit you want to hear.
You shouldn't ask.
You got to ask with your guidelines already in tune now.
Tell me if I'm tripping, but you got to put the button now.
Or what somebody just simply say, what you think of this?
Why are you care?
Because I might not think as much of it as you do.
And then fuck around and find out that it's your shit that I don't give a fuck about.
Now you ain't get feeling.
That's tough.
Never said that.
Now you're saying.
Now that's crazy.
But you didn't put me in a position where I had to say it.
August you nose it.
Yeah, your mustache is thick, girl.
Tell her.
No.
I feel like some shit you ain't got to tell people.
You can see that.
You see that thick-ass five o'clock shelter before you left out the house.
I ain't got to state the obvious.
But sometimes it'll be in your mind, you know, like, it'll be bigger than it actually is.
And then they're like, how'm a mustache?
And then you're like, what must have?
It's lined up nice.
Now you're then brought to my attention that you got a mustache.
I've seen it.
You know some of the hardest thing to tell somebody, people think it's easy, but it's kind of hard.
They must.
Oh, what breast thing?
It's kind of hard to tell somebody that breast thing.
You'd rather get on out of there.
You rather walk off, didn't it tell?
Just walk away for real.
Stop.
You'll turn away.
Walk away.
Get in your car, crank it up, drive.
I hold my breath when people talk to me with my thing, bro.
Yeah.
But how many have you ever told?
None.
I forgot, you want to stick, I got some winter fresh right here.
Because it ain't nothing you can do.
It's over with.
They're probably hungry.
You ain't ever had hungry, bruff.
Thirsty breath.
Ooh, your mouth dry.
Come on, you've been smoking this shit.
You got cotton mouth.
Brough, funky as fuck.
Damn.
Some of that shit is metal.
Sometimes you'll have it.
Sometimes that shit requires surgery.
They got halalotuses.
Some motherfuckers
gotta have a whole surgery.
Feel like it's coming out of their chest, right?
Like cleo?
Dead body.
You got a dead body.
Dead body.
They ain't coming out of here.
They ain't just left.
Nica, that's your liver.
Your liver clucked up, Nick.
And your pancreas, man.
That shit smelled like kidney failure, my name.
What's the fucking web MD is these.
Your breasts think they tell you got tongue counseling.
You're about to have a heart attack.
That means stroke
That's a sign of stroke
Yeah, that's your body
metabolizing the shit
That's about to happen to you
Your sternum is rocky
Yeah
Your chest goes
God damn dog
Your bone marrow is death
You could have just chew the little gum
And we'd never know
You got pancreas troopers
I think your T-cells is fucked up
Not your T-cells
Yeah, I need a probiotic
Oh, it's getting outrageous around
Yeah, it's some shit that you're going to have to do
Three months to them even
Doing the surgery
You got a prill.
Nick, you got to stop eating chicken.
He got to get him about 30 more pounds.
Yeah.
Before your liver, go on quick.
You got to stop smoking.
You got to get your A1C intact.
And you got to take some fish oil.
And you got to hold your breath for more than 30 seconds.
Yeah.
You got to do two cleanses.
For what?
Of nony juice.
And some people can't hold their breath here.
You got to drink some nony juice.
You need a nony juice.
Yeah, you need a nony juice.
And he should nony juice.
And he should know.
I need you.
Not you gotta get on a little Dr. Seby die.
Yeah.
God damn, dog.
That's how it's going.
Hmm.
Hey, this thing don't work.
No, you're striking it wrong.
That's what I would look.
You were looking?
Because you're striking it too slow.
Well, give you a goddamn strike tutorial.
It's a kid lock on it.
Use this.
Y'all's a gentleman.
You see how everybody reached for them?
Oh, yeah.
We got light favors.
You don't look out.
Oh, you guys.
Everybody's nice to woman.
So I thought of wore a turtleneck.
It would have just been like a little hip bitch.
The women with big teddy.
You're saying that everybody's been so helpless.
Excuse me, let me get you a shot.
I just thought you I was some nice southern children around up.
I didn't know because I had my bottle of war turtleneck, everybody.
I'd have just been like, he'll bitch, damn.
You wouldn't even have that blunt.
I wouldn't have got off in no water, no banana put, nothing.
That's tough boy.
I wouldn't have gave you that blunt if it was, but I would have known.
What?
It's the tettis.
Damn, I'm a nice lady.
It's the skin tone, too.
It's the skin tone.
It's the brown on the tis.
Yes, brown, moving boxes, brown.
Exactly what it is.
Absolutely.
The brown.
Chestnut, that's what I said, chestnut brown.
Yeah.
And I got the glit on for y'all too.
I ain't play.
We appreciate it.
There's been a little bit.
There's been a little minute since we had some tities in the building.
For real?
With the glit on them.
Who's the last tithies y'all had on the couch?
Well, glit on, no.
Just tities in general, nice tits.
Just tits.
I enjoy nice boobs.
And that's why we brought you on here.
Just so you can be in a safe space.
No, man, don't say that.
Tell these people I got, I'm funny or some shit.
Don't just tell them I came on here because of Titties.
What am I am, Nicole Smith?
That wasn't the only reason.
But that's what gets you the chance.
I was like, you know, she needed a space where she could be herself.
And that's what this is it for.
Yeah.
Right.
A platform.
Right.
For free personalities and breasts.
But I don't want you to leave here and then just be like, my talent got me here.
Because it ain't just about talent.
It ain't just that.
It's never been.
It's never been.
It's never been just a place.
You bring you on here myself.
It's a bunch of
flat-chested talent
You don't need no talent
if you've got big tithers
when it's my platform.
Free sir.
I'm just going to bring you on here
because I know the niggas
who watch me
like Titties as much as I do.
So sometimes it ain't going to be
about talent.
I was going to say shout out to the breast
me and never land.
Sometimes we just going to bring you on here
just because we type casting.
Let it mean.
It's some motherfuckers I'm going to bring
on here that don't got shit going on.
But they're going to be like, what?
You got to let them know, man.
I have some.
Ain't nobody else going to tell you.
But she got something else going on.
Tell them, tell them.
It's just a bonus.
Yeah.
Bonus breasts.
Two bonus breasts.
Breast bonus.
If you want to pipe eyes and they put two extra breasts in your box,
you'll definitely fuck with them.
A lot of people will be mad though.
People don't like breasts.
She won a Nobel Peace Prize, but everybody was looking at the titty.
But the prize still important though.
That's very important.
You know what they say.
What they say?
Behind every successful black woman.
Yeah.
There's at least two men looking at her ass.
No, they're not.
I hope not.
They are.
In my case, now, you can look at,
I'm going to be thoroughly disappointed, brothers.
I'm sorry.
Then you're going to turn around and have.
Super did it.
Yeah, you just got, I got a face front at all the time.
I can't.
Put your best foot forward.
Absolutely.
Amen, for sure.
Yeah.
You ain't lie.
You ain't wrong, King.
I ain't got no truth in there.
Yeah, he is.
I only heard a lie one time.
Today?
No, that was to the police.
Oh, in general.
That's to the police.
What you said?
Ain't no guns in this car.
The only lie I ever heard him told.
It was guns in the car.
So he's honest.
You really don't have to answer that.
Depending on where you live.
Shit.
I'm tried down there.
They're always trying to get black men advice about the police talking about.
Well, you know, Lee, that shit don't matter when you're black.
You can get all, you can tell all that shit.
to your lawyer and to the judge, but
that shit ain't going to matter right there in the moment.
You fuck around and say some shit like,
I know my rights. Now, you're going to go to there.
You're going to get your ass.
Because first of all, you're a nigger
that don't even supposed to be knowing your rights.
That's the first mistake.
Even if you do, don't tell them that.
Because that's just going to anger them more.
Fuck you're doing knowing your rights.
They're fin of Rodney King.
Come on, man.
You better act dumb as hell every time they ask you something.
Just keep your hands at 10 and too.
You see how they be doing them sign and too.
Why you keep repeating all your...
Well, I'm repeating your questions.
Yeah, fucking play stupid.
You're a sovereign citizen.
Hell no.
Yeah, I ain't known.
That's sovereign citizen shit.
No, nigga.
Shout out to all the sovereign citizens.
Bro, I'm not even.
I don't even talk with it.
They think I'm crazy when they pulled me over.
You just don't say nothing.
I don't say shit.
License.
Yeah, I can get them license.
Ticket? Okay.
I don't have no words to say.
I got a knock on wood.
I ain't got a ticket in a minute.
I'm just saying.
I take it.
I take it.
Just let me go.
Yeah.
We'll figure that shit out later on.
I ain't going to argue with you.
I might talk a little shit to you.
I ain't talking no shit.
Because anything you say care and you will be used to.
I got a video of me talking shit to a police officer.
What you said?
Why the fuck?
Call him a dirty-ass, niggins, told him, ask him to his family like him.
Just shit.
And what do you say?
Nothing just left.
I ain't saying nothing.
I'm asking a question.
You ain't got to say too much of nothing.
You're a bold, brother.
I wouldn't do it.
I don't play. I don't play with the police, but I will, I mean, no, I don't, I don't fuck with them.
Like, I don't be like, I don't want this, I can't, you can't do this, but I will talk some shit.
Like, not at, not at you to make you mad, but just like, hey man, you take a little big shoe-ass, nigga, like you to be pulling me over.
You got a big ass shit. I would definitely do that to any human in the world.
One of them that, law enforcement.
That's cool.
You're going to hit the insecurity, nigginsit been fighting that size seven shoe his whole life.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm fin to get on that little side seven shoe
head. Now, I don't mean look as a man.
Why are you wearing a side seven?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
As a man. I don't mean.
I would never really no disrespect to the police like,
you bitch-ass nigga, none of that.
You size seven, way and ass nitty.
No, I will play with you just playing with it.
I'm going to do that for, I've been doing that.
Ain't nobody never did nothing yet.
I fully support the police doing police work
long as they're doing it to somebody else.
Do it over there.
Do it to the criminals.
The people that's doing something for real.
The criminals.
The motherfuckers who just about their street life.
I went five of them.
But regular as civilians and shit, people who got to go to work and shit tomorrow, leave us to fuck alone.
Because it's way more criminals than it is regular people.
But the crazy thing is, damn there, everybody is a criminal.
Not everybody.
Not everybody.
I said, damn there, everybody is.
I'm saying it's a lot of criminals.
What is a criminal to you?
Everybody I look.
I watch body cam every day all day.
I don't watch nothing but body cam.
It's damn like everybody's a criminal.
Don't you be watching that shit and you be like,
yeah, they fend going like their ass.
Yeah, you're feeling like, that's what got you fucked up, right?
That's why that thin line, I'm talking about I'll play with them,
but I would never, ever be like, me, what the fuck?
I ain't do nothing.
I'll just be like, tight-ass suit on, nigga.
There's some shit.
I will play with them, but I don't play with them for real.
So watching that body cam, I really don't play with them like that.
Whatever you need for me.
I'm stepping up.
Everybody get out of the car.
I hate when I see somebody that won't get out of the car.
Get your black ass.
Then they get to talking
all this dumb-ass shit
that's wrong
because they've been watching
YouTube.
Because they uncle the shit.
Everybody comply.
You better, everybody.
Somebody said,
here you had to get out the car.
I just seen a video
with Jamie Fox defending.
I'm like, why is you defending that?
Everybody got to get out of the car.
You don't own that car of these rolls.
Get your black ass out of the car.
Everybody out of the car.
You don't own these rows
they built.
They built these rows is millions of dollars
per mile.
You can't sit in no car, boy.
It didn't even your idea
to even have a car.
They, that's a privilege.
Get your black ass out the car.
If it's a police officer, get out.
You don't own no right.
Nobody own the right to sit in the car.
Because how are we going to ever catch these motherfuckers
that's really doing some shit if everybody don't get out?
It'd be the nigga in the back, too.
Bro.
Get out.
You barely got into the phone.
Go fix your life.
Go get that warrant up off you, man.
Don't worry about that little weed you got an ass straight.
Get your black ass out of the car, boy.
I don't go on to jail like everybody else did.
I've been before.
Pay that one seven to five and get your head on that.
That's how to sit in the car
and got the whole community with you
because you got your ass will.
Get your ass out of that car, man.
All because your scared rad don't want to go to jail.
You got all these YouTube videos out here,
all these views,
because your scared rad don't want to go to jail
for that little weed, that little warrant.
Your funk ass out of that car.
You should have paid them for.
Pay them for.
Get your ass out the car.
Everybody.
Y'all is yelling at me right now.
I'll tell you what going on.
I'm going to get out of the car, though.
Amen.
With my warrant.
Because most of that shit that they be going to jail for,
it ain't but a couple hundred dollars.
That's all, man.
You might do six days.
Come on, get your ass out of the cup.
Might do six days, brother.
I mean, folk out here doing some time.
Jail is rough.
There's some niggis sitting in.
I have to cry.
It's some niggas doing two years for beating up a bitch or something.
There's some niggas doing two years for something.
I'm different for something that I don't know.
Yeah.
But whatever.
Get your ass out of the car, basically.
I'm going to get out of the car.
I'm trying to stay away from people like that.
I don't want to be around motherfuckers who ain't got.
No, I'm just saying motherfuckers who ain't got nothing to lose.
Okay.
Because first of all, we really shouldn't be even in these scenarios where we got to be dealing with these people.
Really and true.
Yeah.
I'm trying to really be somewhere else in life.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't even want to be doing that.
I got things to do.
Absolutely.
And I shouldn't have brought you around here.
Because you do shit like not get out the car.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
What is this?
No, we wouldn't.
That's what I'm saying.
escalated the situation. It ain't got shit to do with you. We wasn't even getting out the car
until you started talking that bullshit. You heard. You didn't fist them on with this. I know
my rights that shit. Boy, shit the fuck up. Yeah. Boy, please shit the fuck up. Yeah. I know how this
gonna sound. Don't let it be a woman. A lady with an attitude. And why did you even pull us
sister? Yeah. Chiquita, please. I'm super complied. Don't come here with it. I'm going to comply to
I ain't with all that.
Comply to death?
I'm complying to death.
Yeah.
What you need?
Step out, license, there you go.
And I'm ready to go to jail.
I ain't ready to go to jail, but...
If they said me I'm going to jail, I ain't...
You can't do shit but go to jail.
You can't do shit but go to jail.
You can't hit you with the sit tight.
Man.
At this point, with y'all folk pull them over with these suits on and badges,
it's almost like whatever at this point.
Is it or whatever?
Yeah.
Because I can't do nothing but get the goddamn lawyer.
I gotta get out tonight.
Yeah.
I'm gonna get out.
I ain't running across no field from you.
I ain't fin to do no running.
None of that.
No.
No, we're getting out.
Fuck no.
We're getting out.
And we're calling the lawyer.
Yeah.
And if we're in one of them look country town,
we're going to get the best lawyer they got.
Well, you can't fuck around and beat them out of town, motherfucker.
Then look country town, you got to get them from there.
From there that, they know them.
Hell, yeah.
I go to dinner with them.
with the judge every tick of the name.
Exactly.
And he lowdown, too.
He won't get paid in cash money.
Yes, sir.
That's how you know he low down.
We can make this problem go away now.
Hey, you know what?
It may call shit.
It ain't never in the city where you get jammed up.
It's always when you're on the road somewhere and look backwards as
municipality at a little town or some shit.
You can't pay the ticket online.
You got to come to court.
Court at 8 o'clock.
and they do court once every three weeks.
If you ain't there at 7.30, you don't even count.
Don't nobody tell you, this shit, though.
Straight and straight in trap.
Come on, man.
Just don't drive through that time no more.
You get to court, everybody looking just like you in the court room.
Hell no, you should never be having to go to court
for driving 55 nowhere.
I don't get a fuck way out of you.
Now, I got to agree there.
I got to agree with you, brother.
They got me down in Louisiana.
81 and 70.
Now, I know that's breaking in law,
But I'm like, nigga.
It really ain't.
I was like, man.
Was you keeping up with the floor of traffic?
Yes.
They just was on that?
They was on that.
They could be on that any day.
You don't feel like you deserved it.
No, I'm good.
I gave them their money.
Thank you for selling me a car that let me get up and down the highway.
Appreciate you.
Thank you.
Thank you for the vehicle.
Because I couldn't invent it this and made it for myself.
Last time I got a ticket, it was by a black cop.
It was black cop that hit me.
I can't believe this shit.
I can't believe
I feel like
that nigger to hate comedy
because you know who I am
he know
he know I got to go a little bit
faster because I got to get the fuck out the way
he was trying to hit that quota
man he know he should have let me go
and I hope he feel bad
he don't
he probably don't think about this shit though
later on in this community
I gave any color Miller
now he's gonna get on that liquor with his partner
I couldn't let him go
you think so
hell yeah
you think
Virgil tib's gonna say
I should have let that
nigga go though
he should have let that
nigga go
yeah
every
they got a heart
see them
they don't
never get
a good environment
music playing
they don't
never get
no recognition
the motherfuckers
who
never let you go
shit
every day of my life
I think
let them go
God
gonna bless you
for what you
doing
you keep this work up
my tax dollars
all of them say
the same
I'm getting put the good use.
I'm going to cut you a little break today.
I show appreciate that, sir.
Today is the day.
That's my favorite.
I show appreciate it.
I had one in Tennessee cut me a break.
Let me go.
Let me keep my little.
I got the plug.
Y'all got refreshments in the bag.
Everything.
Everything you need.
What you want?
What you need?
No, don't do hell and babysit.
All in the, all in the bathroom.
No, I ain't going to, uh-uh.
Because that's going to turn in the ass.
them or what's that one of them people be chewing on the mic and smacking the shit eating seafood
boys and on in their car that free guy with the microphone a little muck bang or something
yeah you like that you into that kind of shit you like that your bitch's chew on mic I do I do
I do I kind of like that I do like a good freak I actually was just looking it up on the internet
you was looking what up on the internet you was looking what up on the internet hello
Yeah.
Shout out to Mr. Banana Pudding.
Come on, ma'am.
Is that his name for him?
Yeah, Mr. Pudding, ma'am.
Mr. Puddin Man.
He's seeing heaven.
People like him, he go to heaven off-reel.
Because he's creating some delicacies.
If you eating fat, I don't want your food.
Like, if you sell food, I'd rather you be fat.
There you go.
I agree with that.
You're a little skinny person cooking me nothing.
Because when the lunch ladies had big on,
Yeah.
The food was better.
I was worried about.
And all the kids at the school ate.
I bought lunch and got the free lunch too.
McClend is not fin to let none one of them babies be hungry.
You ain't.
Come on, get you a little more now.
I'm not supposed to do this.
You ain't ate.
You ain't comfortable.
You ain't comfortable.
Slige, extra little, corn cook.
Because there's no way we live in America.
And all the kids don't eat free.
That's heartless.
And what is even reduced lunch?
Mm-mm.
Give me a discount on this shit.
Anybody who know anything about some kids know that you got to feed them.
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All the parents in hell know.
Kids eat you out of the house and home.
Kids got to eat about 11 times.
I know everybody's rich from kids go back to school.
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Yeah, I don't deserve shit like this.
I don't like what America is going.
This shit doesn't go in too far.
America has a problem.
Beyonce was right.
This shit don't went too far.
Old folks ain't got no insurance.
Can't go to the doctor.
That's all old folk do.
It's go to the doctor.
Every damn day of the week.
Well, you know, Wednesday I got to go to the eye in there,
and they're supposed to look at my foot,
and I got to pick my pills up.
Then I got to go see the eye doctor Thursday.
Then I'm supposed to go down there
and schedule my surgery for my gallbladder.
That's all.
They go to doctor every day.
That's all they do.
My daddy just told me that.
He said, I'm going to come to Atlanta to see you.
He's got to come to Birmingham.
go to the doctor, so I'm going to come on there now.
I'm like, oh.
The doctor appointment met conversation.
That's the favorite thing.
My dad loved to call me and tell me about the doctor's appointment.
Yeah, I go see my doctor Thursday.
That's what old people talk about.
Who in the hospital?
And cause.
That's how he talk about, is cause and the doctor.
I'm not a young man.
Why are you calling me to talk about cause, brother?
They'll call you.
You know your auntie in the hospital.
You know such and such diet.
God damn, dog.
You ain't never got no good news.
That would get real low.
You know your cousin in the hospital.
You ain't get this from me.
Who hell I got it from, Mommy?
Who I got it from if I ain't get it from you?
Right now.
That's the last thing I'd be wanting to hear them news.
No, no, stop it.
I get it from somebody else.
You don't want to hear some of that news
from certain cousin, a family member, either.
You want to hear from a different family member.
Let this family
Mama tell you, like, no.
Can I just read about it on Facebook?
Mm-mm.
Don't nobody got to tell me
directly, for real.
I'm still going to come
to the service to repast
because I'm going with my mama.
You know, Facebook they got on some little
bullshit lately.
What? Like what?
You know, like when somebody
something happened or something,
and motherfuck up, damn, what happened?
That's the person they're cussing out
in the comments.
Oh, yeah.
Don't worry about what the fuck on.
You can't just flat our ass way.
But they ain't been like in them, though.
People they cuss out, they ask what
They ain't been like in them.
They've been in the...
I know this bitch ain't actually what happened.
I know good and goddamn well.
It's been nothing for...
Because why would you do that though?
No, for real.
Why would you do that?
Yeah, but...
On in public.
I know it, and they got to have something for them, too.
Because if a certain person asks what happened,
like if something happened with Losen,
I come and say, what happened, he won't cuss me out.
But let that write some food come through there.
You might hit him with a...
And it's no nice way to ask what happened.
happen if you don't mind me asking.
Bitch, I do mine.
Actually.
Keep the little don't mind me asking.
If you don't mind me asking, girl, fuck you.
You don't mind me asking.
I do.
I do mine, actually.
It really, you really got to stop it.
Because depending on what happened, that's going to let you know how sad to be.
What do you mean by that, brother?
You're fucking around and ask what happened and then they tell you what happened.
You know, he was trying to rob this white lady and she pulled her.
Then you're going to be like, oh.
I'm going to miss them, but I ain't going to, you know, you do wrong, you wrong shit after.
I mean, that he is fucked up, but damn.
You got to hit him with a bad damn.
Robbing.
He tried to.
He caught his old lady cheating.
So what warrants would say, a drug overdose?
Something bad.
He got shot in after the club.
Drug overdose, how they are shot, depending on how bad they is.
Because if it could be one of them niggas, we'd be like,
man, I knew they were going to happen to him.
There's a few of them like that.
I seen it coming for a real.
Hey, soon as something happened to a nigger in the hood,
a nigga tell you, everything bad that he ever did.
They don't even need to know.
You know, you know, all that stuff they went to know.
You know, he was down that southern and fake dope.
My cousin got a hold of some.
They run all the teeth.
When Junior and I got killed,
People had a hand in that.
You had an hand in that.
You ain't get it from me.
You know he was putting his hands on that girl too.
Quiet as kept, you know.
That other boy that went missing, they say,
well, it's going to come out.
Black folks is not going to keep your business.
They're going to let it out.
A couple weeks ago he had got caught with all that fake money down now.
He had a lot of fake money.
He said he was spending it.
He kept spending.
You know he had a baby on that girl.
He was supposed to spend with her.
He spoke been with her, but he was with the other one,
the friend, the younger friend.
She was 21, 22 years old.
Scandalous.
He's 46.
And fucking the first lady at the church.
And you know, he got caught with that punk in the car.
Oh, yeah, he's talking about he was dropping them off.
He said he was dropping them off.
What time it was?
What time it was, about three, four in the morning?
They in the back, they was on the back row back.
him and the sister boy, the little Clemens boy down there, a younger one.
Clemens boy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The older ones play football, but him.
That's why they jumped on it.
He'd a flag girl.
Yeah, he was a flag girl.
Yeah.
And they caught him down there in a car with him.
So, you know, they got him locked up.
I don't think they're gonna let him out.
Soon there's something bad happen, they probably tell you all the fucked up shit.
Boy, everything ain't fin the drop.
Was he a humanitarian?
Perian at all? Did he save pets? Did he take his kids?
Now, he mowed their yard and he mowed their yard just right.
I'm talking about perfectly. It'd be the lines be straight.
Some bullshit. It's just being in the diagonal straight lines going.
He mow yard. He can watch a car, too.
You know that said he jumped on his mama.
Yeah, that's why I heard. She said he didn't hit him, but she had a black eye.
She said she keeps up like he didn't hit him.
You jump on your mama, that's automatic.
He jumped on him?
Yeah, he should have got whatever. He was spiked.
She keeps talking about she didn't hit him, he didn't hit him, but everybody know.
Everybody know for real.
He didn't hit him his gladys, God damn.
They're something of the best women to deal with, though.
What?
Like the one that grew up fighting their mama.
The women that grew up fighting.
Y'all fight y'all.
Y'all bitch is little wrong.
Y'all fight y'all.
I'm talking about them girls who was fast.
Even the girls that was fast.
I'm saying their mama was trying to save them for the streets, but they were fighting to get to them streets.
Yeah, they were.
Yes. Yes.
That's crazy.
It's just something about a woman who got trauma like that.
Right.
If your mama ever said, bitch, get the fuck out of my house, you know what I'm talking about.
Man, I don't watch the girl go from nine years old to like what that is, 16, 17, and just be sitting on the porch one day and boom, the door fly open.
Her mama, you know no bitch, you get back in.
That bitch couldn't do the thing.
I'm like, damn.
She didn't grew 16, 17, 17.
And it's like you're talking about in the streets.
Busting out the door.
I'm like, they're going to get crazy.
It's a mean like mama's out there, boy.
No, for real.
It's a difference between mean, mean, and just a little streak.
I just had a strip.
I ain't talking about strict.
I'm talking about your mama mean.
Your mom just be doing shit.
You scared to call that girl house.
Right.
How you doing?
Can I speak to?
Walking on eggshell type shit.
No.
Yeah.
My bad.
I got trauma from the project.
Trauma bonding is a thing.
That's what the niggas be done.
So you get you a nice girl.
About three times a week, I just, I got to do something real ghetto.
Like what, restore the feeling? Like what?
Make some noodles? Like how ghetto we talk to?
Uh-uh. Nothing like that, just piss in the front yard.
Something like that.
Something like that.
Real project shit, man.
You got to.
Yeah.
Something I just got to do something.
Hello, in the front of you?
Yes.
Man, it's all about that.
you know what you used to do so go back to the roots right like sometimes I make a picture
of Kool-Aid and then just drink that shit right but then act like I don't know who
to fuck drunk it all up that's some cool that's some good old shit man then when I get to
the last glass I'm gonna fuck drunk all the and I be at home by myself that's the same stress
you're trying to get that same stress back
being in the house and somebody actually drinking the Kool-Aid.
You know what's so fucking crazy though, girl?
You can live in the house with seven people
and you can taste the Kool-Aid and know exactly who the fuck made.
Yeah.
You ever taste the Kool-day and you're like.
This bland-ass shit, you know, June you made this.
He ain't mixed them right, put the wrong flavors together.
Grape-Aid and shit.
Went and bought the, he ain't bought a real Kool-Aid,
bought Wallace.
Flavor ice.
You know that little knock off Kool-Aid with the little white boy, his sister on that
bitch.
Yeah.
The Muffin' $34 a dollar.
Be like, you know, whatever for a dollar, but these don't be damn that double.
And you need them double, too.
The Kool-Lay you probably pull four in there, you're good.
These are you got to pull about 12 or 17 in there to get that same little Kool-Lay flavor.
You've done your research.
You've done the leg with it.
It was never Kool-Aid.
The knock-off Kool-Aid wasn't even close.
Yeah.
That shit sucked.
Now, I don't mean to tell anybody how to do their job.
And that's doing some fast girls, too, the one that ate that Kool-Aid.
When they ate the Kool-Aid.
When they ate that Kool-Aid out of the day.
They tell you, the ones that was the real savages, the one that mixed the salt in there with it.
The salt?
Yeah.
I know it's sugar.
But with the salt in it too, you're like, oh, you're going to be on powder.
Everybody who put some salt in their Kool-Aid ended up on that pallor.
That was a, yeah?
We got to do a survey.
Read the comments when we drop this shit.
Oh, they're going to say, they're going to blatantly say they on that bottle.
Probably.
Shit.
Well, you might just know, you don't know.
I don't like that.
Yeah.
I don't know.
The bitch that dipped the pickle in the Kool-A.
Well, the one that put the peppermint in it.
That's just too much.
She grew up with her grandma.
She was the Cool Cup house actually.
Yeah.
Oh, if your grandma was ever the candy lady, this is a soft spot in my heart for you.
My mama was the candy lady.
I was not to see what you was going to say.
My grandma was the ice cream lady.
Real?
She had the ice cream.
The candy lady had the ice cream and all this.
She just did ice cream.
She didn't want the inventory.
Oh.
Y'all was y'all.
She just go get the big old bucket and just get you quarter or 20, whatever, 50 cent out of the door.
My grandma was the candelate for a little minute, and she had sold a little ice cream on the side.
But she was really selling bill, though.
To who?
The locals.
That was good.
I thought she was selling it.
Because on Sunday, you couldn't buy no bill.
They were open to say there was a little trafficking.
It was a little, not trafficking.
But that was like a little side hustle.
It was illegal.
That's okay.
$2, get you a whole bill.
A little $2 bill.
It ain't name.
It ain't nothing to raise no eyebrows and nothing.
Yeah.
But you hustling bill on there.
Nothing on earth of people.
Yeah.
Illegal is, hell, that shit crazy.
We know.
No license, no T-A-B-C-Hoop.
Tall can with photo.
Oh.
She sold off the logos and stuff like that.
A little sane-eye?
No, this was, you don't like.
Okay, this is a wild bet.
This is a wild-bat.
Okay.
No Limeridas for sale.
You know, she had a little bud.
Limerid and amazed.
Say a lime rites like they do a cool cup house.
No, hell no.
Yeah.
Because all that shit is experimental.
I don't know why people drinking this shit.
Limeridas.
What?
What, cut water?
The limerita was right.
I ain't had a cut water.
I drunk something back in like 0-8-09.
I don't think I ain't want to write.
Why?
Mine with a straw, classy.
But what I'm saying is all this experimental-ass liquor.
You remember when they had to stop making for a loco?
Because white people was getting on that shit and turning, they was fighting and shit.
They was going to do that anyway
No, they would
Because all the other shit
Don't make them fight
Like what?
Monsters and shit
Yeah
What'd they be doing?
They'd be Kurt Angling out here
That's what I'm saying
Once they saw that
After you drink two
Weekends worth of Limeridas
And four locals
Start turning you to a minority
Like your whole ethnicity chain
Yeah
They pull that shit right off the ship
They gotta bring them back though
We need a resurgence of Lime
That's why we got so many. Preferably strawberry.
That's why we got so many Caden's, Aden's, and Jadens right now.
Some white girls got on them fucking four locoes and got the fucking all of them
niggas.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
I know a few Naveas and a few Jadens.
Caden, Aiden.
Caden, Aiden.
They all drive a Ultima.
Aiden, all them.
Got a short peeksy cut.
Gonna be some good NFL NBA players out there, Batch, though.
I don't know.
of these kids now. I just told my, my friends that I don't know none of these new NBA.
Play everybody by race. I thought these niggas are grown. These niggas ain't even grown.
I ain't never thought I was going to get to the age where I was an adult like this.
Nick Jalen Hertz just turned 27 the other day.
Do you remember 27? Oh man, 27 was a fool.
The last player there was our age was Michael Vicknam, man. Michael Vicknam our age.
These are-
Yeah
Michael Vicknam
Oh my age
So them
Once Michael Vignam left
We was old
And everybody from now
Damn
Paid up that shit
Humble
Yeah yeah
When Michael Vick came back
When he came back to the Eagles
I was like man
We're old
He's old man
Yeah
Had them little new
Little quarterbacks
I just saw some shit
That said
Harry from Family Matters
Was 39
Yeah
On the show?
On the show?
Yeah, and we older than her.
Man, no, she was.
39.
No, she was not.
So how old was called?
Carl was probably maybe a year or older or younger.
An early 50s couple, though.
No, that wasn't.
That was about that.
That was a kid when I'm a 15, 16 years old, the older one.
Y'all pissing me off.
39.
If they'd have had a baby at 21, they'd have been about 39 or something, you know, 22, 23.
I don't like it for a year.
24.
Fits be trash.
Don't cute.
High school.
So you was in your, you was in your 30.
is wearing shit like that?
Way in what?
To me them?
Harry Winslow specifically.
Everybody's talking about,
who she come down the stairs
going to fit to be trash.
Stuff hadn't developed yet.
Like, you thought you had to dress
like an old people back then.
You probably thought you had to put that stuff on, man.
Dress like a lady with drinking.
Now it is in 2010 on back.
You really can wear for the rest of the world.
You can wear what you want to wear
because stuff just be changing like that.
It ain't going to never be a young folk,
old folk outfit.
separation no more.
The old woman going to have
her titties out and the young girl going to have her tithes out.
They're just two different kinds of tithes.
Two different kinds of tithes.
Gravity.
Gravity and got to a pal.
One of them tits being used for what
tithes is really for. And the mother
titties is just titties.
They're just free willed tithes for right now.
They ain't been through life for real.
No. Life ain't hit them tithes.
Yeah.
Because once them tities drop.
You ain't fed nobody with it.
Life gets serious.
How we get back on tities again?
It just went right back to Titi.
Circle of life.
Hey, bro, titties are big around the world.
This is a popular conversation to have.
Oh, everybody's titty people around the globe.
I mean, yeah.
To some people, that's one of the first things you're going to ever taste.
If you're lucky enough.
The portal of life, if you will.
Right.
Yeah.
It's some parts of Africa where they just make women like, keep them out.
Do not ever put them up.
Keep them out.
I do not ever put them up.
Yeah.
fought hard for them to be able to walk around with their titties out.
That's them little titties, though.
No, I'm saying legislation had to be passed.
It used to be against the law to walk around showing some titty.
Put your tities up, ladies.
I mean...
No, you don't.
I'm just...
I'm trying to be politically corrected.
I mean, don't, don't.
Titties is a billion-dollar industry, man.
Specifically, Titties.
Yeah.
I want little titty women to feel more comfortable stepping now.
into conversations about tithes.
Or a little titties called tithes?
Yeah.
So big titties are like breasts.
Like you can't, these can't be considered tithes no more.
These breasts.
No, breast is like too formal.
It's just titties.
Just red, everybody's going to call them breasts.
When you take them to get them examined and shit,
then they're breasts.
Like all tithes can be breasts.
Okay.
Because like when you have certain shit to do,
Titties are tities, though.
So breast is like an interview.
Right.
Titties is like.
Because look, if you had the file a report, you ain't going to say,
he grabbed my titty.
You're going to say he grabbed my breasts.
See, breast is like formal.
Yeah.
It's accepted, like social.
Because if it was like a woman going around flashing, like a serial flasher,
they ain't going to say, there's a lady outside showing them titties.
Yeah, tithes is considered a middle-aged woman.
She's showing her breasts.
They would let you know that.
She's how, like, they change the tone.
Being inappropriate, showing the boom.
But in the strip club.
Don't nobody want to see no breasts in no goddamn strip club.
Matter of fact, you better bring your best titties.
Don't bring no breasts.
Leave a breast in on.
Right.
Breast for the moo-moon.
Okay, check this out.
If you got on a bra, they could be breasts.
But if you ain't got no bra, them tits.
Okay.
Where are you at?
That's fair. That's reasonable.
I got a well-broad most of the time, though.
But sometimes they got to be boobs, too.
Yeah.
That's PG-13.
See? You see how that's like.
For the audience. It depends on the audience.
Sometimes breasts can be boobs.
If you watch Medlock, you say breasts, probably.
Because look, when you breastfeed, don't nobody say you titty feed, right?
Because you want some business shit.
Baby suck breasts.
Baby suck breasts.
They're not tithis then.
But a grown man can suck that same breast.
And it's a titty.
Y'all see what I'm going with this shit.
That's dope.
Not this dope.
No, it is.
The light bulb went off.
You really can't say the baby sucking that titty.
That you get locked up with it.
That sound fucked up.
But then they're in the same cry baby.
Cry baby suck your mom titty.
Because you ain't supposed to be sucking with titty.
You're supposed to be on a breast.
Yeah.
How did we get back?
the breast, by the way.
I don't know.
Titties, I mean.
See, you got to fix it.
It's the weed.
It's definitely the weed.
The weed is fighting, y'all.
I ain't going to lie.
Yeah.
What you've been there to?
Oh, let me tell them.
Hey, welcome back to the 85 sound show.
My bad.
Hey, hey, hey.
We got to say.
We started having a political conversation, man.
It got too political.
I mean, it got real philosophical.
Too deep for the intro.
It ain't no intro.
Clearly.
This is a, I'd like to do a recap.
Yeah.
Fucking intro.
People always skip the intro.
That's fair.
They skip the intro.
I do skip the intro and that I think about it.
But I got to let them know who we got in here with us today.
You know what I'm saying?
This is one of my homies.
One of my real thugs.
But she's shy a little bit.
Ladies and gentlemen, Shat Thug is in here with me today.
Hey, y'all.
Show love.
Show some love.
Yeah, and they in the building.
Who is they?
They know.
They know.
They know.
They know.
They in Hill.
The people know.
Hello, everyone.
What the hell going on?
Thank you for having me.
No, thank you for making sure you stop back by here.
Come on, back through.
Back through.
Mm-hmm.
People don't be coming all multiple times and whatnot.
Hey, what the, what?
Huh.
Hold on.
Wow.
See, you're freaking, you gotta wait with words.
That's not even what I...
You said people, I heard you.
That's what I heard.
Damn, y'all.
How y'all doing everybody?
And I got my player partner, K-dub in hell with a talking big shit with us today.
Show some love.
And J-O-N is in here with a freak-ass mustache, man.
Yes, sir.
Okay.
Got the pawn stash back there.
Yeah, man.
I don't know what made him do that.
Vintage.
He's not going on tour with us like that.
on tour with us like that.
He got to shave it off.
Man, you got to find a way
to grow his beer back or something.
It's not 84.
That's that 19902.
My fuck's back there looking like he's about to say,
And we begin to rock.
Look in there.
He thought he was fucking it up.
He lined it up real nice.
I think he was trying to line up his beard and fucked up
and had to cut that shit off.
That's why every friend?
No, I just want to change it up a little bit.
Just trying something new.
He'd do that.
He's always doing shit they're supposed to do.
But I just want to, like, show their facial hell.
Hissing off the mask.
Hissing off the mask.
That's not what the late.
He's trying to be too creative.
Obviously of what the lady's like.
Why y'all be so defined?
No, I mean, it hasn't.
The ladies don't care.
They do be fair.
No, they don't.
Hey, man, don't share your face.
When's your stash at, man, don't say your face.
Terrible is.
He had a few dollars.
so I know you don't care.
Oh, they're going to always be some of them.
It's an exception to every room.
That's what they're letting me know you don't care.
He probably just had to use the money to get her over there.
Then she fucked around and started liking the niggins for real.
I got a classmate that post.
I got a classmate that post her ugly dead, baby daddy all the time.
Ugly dead.
That's brutal.
God damn, dog.
You could have left some of that shit out.
Damn, that's crazy.
Ugly Andy.
That's fucked up.
Because she's going to watch the shit and know who.
No, she won't.
It's about three of them.
They don't know what's one.
And they all be posting their ugly dead, baby, dead.
Why you keep repeating it?
Yes, that's fucked up.
Because you have to say it out loud.
No, I'm trying to see how gruesome is.
I'm moving past it.
He's moving past it.
He's just staying on it.
I started trying to get pregnant about four years ago now.
We were getting a little bit older, and it just kind of felt like the window could be closing.
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Hey, man, love don't have no eyes.
I know that.
I learned that.
You can't find love looking with your eyes.
You learned it firsthand.
Sometimes the person for you might not be conventionally attractive.
You got to have a wide range of options.
I never looked at women for their looks like that.
It was who like me, but I always could see who that I thought was an ugly person.
I'd be like, this person is ugly.
Oh.
You know, but I never really can.
cared. That ugly girl had a chance if she was nice to me.
Okay. That's dope. That's fell. You don't hear that often. Yeah, I'm telling you.
That's fell. Shout out to the nice. One of my day, mom was ugly. What?
Just one of them. One of them.
Is it the first one? I ain't going to say because they don't know one. Okay. You can't put them in order. It normally be the first. So I've heard. That's what I heard. Only what I heard. I don't know.
Yeah. We ain't going to tell nobody. Some people ugly on the inside, though.
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
They're ugly up.
They spirit fucked up.
I don't like them kind of people.
I try to stay away from them type of people.
You never know who they are because they had it so well.
You never know.
They just pop it out on you one day?
They can only suppress it for so long.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Then once you see it, they do their best to try to act like you ain't see it.
They be trying to make you forget that you saw it.
Like, nah, I see me.
I remember that shit.
I remember.
Sometimes it'll slip out when they get on their drinks, though.
You get the drinking heavy.
Yeah.
They'll fuck around, and then they'll show it to you.
That's why you're supposed to drink around people you work with.
They fuck around and see.
The real you.
You can't know the real me.
You better not.
That shit happened once only.
My first and last time, I ended up, my mom had come get me out of the grass.
I went drinking with my coworker.
Hey, Los, you ever see some of them dudes like back in the hood, like in the country or whatever?
We knew that they were retarded and we wonder how they work with this.
You can't say that.
Well, no, no, no, no.
I get where you're going.
I meant to say, not even that.
That ain't even what it is.
When I said, I mean just a drunk throughout the weekend, we seen them.
But they went to work and worked for this company, like, well.
Like, they worked there for a long time.
But we've seen the parts of them like this.
The real of them.
Yeah, we said, I ain't ever seen this corporate.
When you ain't at work, you fucked up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But they go do their job.
That's school teachers.
And that's what I'm saying.
I didn't grew up in a town where it's like,
you can damn near pick the weekend that the motherfuckers decided that they're about to fuck the rest of their life up.
Yeah.
Like, you was a good, you was a good dude.
And then you chose this shit to fuck your life up with?
Damn.
Like what?
It would be something small?
Yeah, like, nigga, you.
How are you a young nigga and you chose to be a whole,
you want to be that nigga that's always fucked up?
When you ain't at work, you fucked up all the time.
They weren't fucked up.
That's crazy.
No, but it's like you're dedicated to not being fucked up at work,
but as soon as you get home, you're getting fucked up.
How are you even, how were you able to keep this up this long?
You're functioning.
They call it functioning alcoholic.
that's crazy a functioning addict or whatever yeah i mean that's that's a good way to be man
i can't i don't be functional shit and hold your little streets down more power to them because
i can't function too two cocktails you gotta keep your habits intact yeah and that's it for me
i'm gonna fuck something up i ain't that much of a drinking me neither i was it two cocktails
we're fin to get a little slur i can't operate no heavy machinery
I don't know
I ain't judging nobody though
because I'll be high
Yeah
I'll be too high to give a fuck most of the time
Who am I to judge for real?
Who I'm me
I'm right here rolling my riffle
Your liver, my lungs
And we're fucking up
We're fucking up together, man
No man we can never be fucking up
Over here at the 85 South show man
We sit around and we just talk shit and
Get talking about conspiracy theories
hollow earth, flat earth
out of space
aliens and shit
you believe in aliens right
I know it's something else
yeah it's something else
I know I ain't the only
it's a lot of something else
it's a few something else's
it's a big galaxy
there's some people that's aliens
like me and black people
they ain't got shit to do with earth though
they're from somewhere else
like me and Blake
yeah
it ain't like not like a costume though
But these motherfuckers really
They're among us
They're some different shit
Doing some shit
Absolutely
They just take an inventory
Nah, they stuck
They're stuck in between here and there
Like a purgatory type of
Yeah, kind of like punishment
This is punishment
In this economy
Yeah, but if you're like
You said aliens, I think that it's some shit
That's smarter than us
Yeah
They're so smart they know not to come down here
And fuck with us
because we're too stupid
to even communicate with them
so they don't fuck with us
for the same reason
that we don't try to talk their ass
because they ain't gonna
fucking understand this shit anyway
so they be like
they really think we're gonna
travel over all these different
galaxies right
get to y'all shit and crash
they're not gonna do that
yeah because there's so many galaxies
and we're only in one galaxy
like
I know it's some shit jumping on another
planet somewhere. If not in this particular
it may be nothing, but
that's what I'm saying. It's another planet like
this one. Right, that's what I'm saying.
It's a few of them. It's some lit shit going on
on another rock in the
gavits. These motherfuckers have been
found all kind of planets, man.
But they can't talk about this shit
because they've been teaching you ever since you've been
going to school about these other
planets, but it's
endless planets and shit.
What they call?
Shit, who fuck told me?
They told you the name of the first nine.
Not because it's like they got some shit that can see, like as far as they can see, but that's not the end of it.
You know, like when they look through space and shit, it's some shit that can only see so far, but that's not the end of it.
We only made it to Pluto.
Come on.
It shit has Pluto.
You make it to Pluto, if you land on a lot of them planets, you ain't going to live long enough to get back.
You don't live long enough to get to some of them.
Even if they took off to go to one of these planets,
it takes 751 years to get there.
So all the people, the only place you probably ever been is the moon.
Yeah.
Ain't nobody went there, took no picture of Neptune on there.
If you check right now on your phone how long it takes to get to Neptune,
it's going to literally say 358 years.
358 specifically.
Like literally.
I don't know if.
that check it you can check it now okay googleable check yeah because don't nobody really know
for real you know how long it takes to get to me a walk you sound been convincing this shit though
I was ready to 358 it ain't it ain't not convincing you can just Google this stuff man
ain't nobody went over for it for mercurited no you know this really good because
nigga you said this I ain't never even thought about it if it don't yeah but it's true what if it's
what if it don't what if it take like an hour and a head no it don't
shit to get
to pick a planet
Mercury, Venus, Uranus, which one?
Okay, so say
Neptune.
Neptune.
How long does it take
to get Neptune?
Put it in Google Maps.
That one thing, it ain't going to,
it ain't in Google Maps.
You say, going to say what?
We're going to say 10 years.
It takes 10 years?
Now what else?
What's the next one?
That's the furthest one?
No, it ain't the furthest one.
That's the smallest one according to something.
In this solar system, Pluto's all the thing.
No, that ain't.
I bet you that's not.
10 hours?
10 years.
10 years.
9 and a half.
Neptune is 12.
Neptune 12.
The moon three days.
See?
The moon right there.
I said the moon is cool.
You can get to the moon before you get to California,
then.
No, booze.
They drive it and you're flying.
So what's that to tell you?
That shit closer than you think of it.
Shit, it feels like it right there.
You go outside?
Moon.
Three days shit
What did you mean?
Man
You can't land
though because it's gas
So shit gonna blow up
Most of the last four
Gas
They just gave
Yeah they
They didn't take this
A science list
And I like what we're going with this
This man
You said it'd take 700 years
I don't know man
I knew it didn't take no two weeks
That's what I did know
It takes some time
It takes a long time
It takes 12,000 days
You did? That's what I meant
Uh-huh
Yeah, whatever
7 year, 9 year, 12 year
But ain't nobody got 12 years to give up
How long we've been doing comedy
So the whole time we've been doing comedy
The whole time we've been doing comedy
We could have went up to Neptune
It'd have took you about the same time
No, yeah, that one's fine
So wait, if it takes you 12 years to get there
It's gonna take you 12 to get back
Maybe 12 and a half.
That's what I'm saying.
It's always longer coming back.
No, it's probably longer going.
I don't know where fast they're going.
Yeah, but either way.
Long story short, I think it's a whole bunch of fucking plant that's out there.
And we can't even get to them.
Like you said, if it take the shit that's four months away,
we can't never get over there.
Jesus Christ.
Amen.
That shit that's 50 years away.
We don't know shit about that.
I ain't got time.
I don't have that kind of time to dedicate, for real, to get to the range.
See, all that shit don't take.
But a couple days.
What's the couple days?
Gas up the pace.
The closest one was 40 days.
Then 150 days.
Then 260 days to Mars.
550 days is Jupiter.
900, 9,700 days of Uranus, 12,430 days in Neptune.
So them just the one that we can see close.
But you know, this is just one universe.
To even get out of this universe, which got a billion little spots in it,
to go into another universe that can go into another universe that can
got another billion little spot.
And it's a billion universes.
Exactly.
So what I'm saying?
This shit unlimited.
It's all kind of shit out there.
We don't know nothing about it.
It's giving Bill not a science, guys.
And we got to live on this motherfucker, man.
And pay bills and shit.
Texas.
Go away and free it.
Why the fuck we had to do this human-ass shit, man?
Where is free will?
Omar.
Oh, more.
Where else?
Ain't nobody else in this galaxy paying bills and shit.
Who else in this galaxy?
The mother motherfuckers, man.
And you don't think they're paying nothing to?
Fuck, no.
No, man. No taxation.
Hell no.
They living like bosses.
That's why they live 9,000 years and shit.
We got to get better.
We're primitive as fuck, man.
We got to get to the bottom of this shit.
We're fucking.
We're still down here wiping our ass.
They're good.
They don't do that player-ass shit on Jupiter, man.
They don't wipe they on that.
Man, they probably got a little.
little pill, make you don't even have the boo-boo like that.
They figured out the right ions and neutrons and shit to eat.
You ain't supposed to be boo-wins.
Now, go ahead and they're probably about three pills a day.
And they just eat three or four pills, a little peddlet.
Like they freeze, their froze, drop, freeze, dry shit.
It's all plump and shit.
Mother, buddy, the perfect weight.
Beautiful.
That's why they're able to glide through the galaxy.
We got a pop bell in head, bang.
Because ain't nobody's fat.
They can just glide through the galaxy.
They're hitting all kind of light years and teleports.
They're the perfect weight.
Like Z-None in them.
I feel that.
How much you think they weigh?
They ain't heavy.
They're about 20 ounces.
About 57 pounds, right in 60 pounds.
Thin at waistline.
Thin.
They nimble like toddlers.
Shoulder bread, blaze, rib.
Just a little number of...
Yeah.
Yeah, I get it.
57 pounds.
50, right at 60 pounds.
Women about 39, 32.
Petit.
Everybody around the same size.
Oh, everybody.
Everybody about 50, 7 pounds.
Is women and men the same strength?
It ain't that separation of men and women's strength?
It's all, it's really mine, so it ain't even no.
It's telepathic.
It's not an arm strength type thing.
It's mind.
Mind connection.
Not even control.
It's connections.
It's integrated.
systems so it's like y'all can have one conscious together right but it can be social too that's
why the shit thrive how would you show brute for like strength over some you wouldn't have to
they got to keep in mind this is a more complex society that shit is primitive thinking they always
thinking of a collective consciousness that's why they're able to maintain it so is there a hierarchy
No, it's not a hierarchy because it's all, it's collective.
I know, but ain't nobody above nobody.
Right.
It's just community living.
Exactly.
That's what we need as a people.
Right.
Is there a queen bee?
Hmm?
No.
There ain't even a queen bee at all.
No, it's not necessarily a queen either because that would, that's, because it's like,
the way that they, society would be structured, we wouldn't be able to understand it.
because there's a whole different concept of some shit
that we ain't never even thought about.
It's just like all of it.
Everybody got the same level of importance.
You get what I'm saying?
We equals.
Yeah.
Somebody ain't going to like that.
Yeah, that's what I'm sitting there not liking it like me.
It's going to be one motherfucker like, I don't feel equal to that, nigger.
But I'm saying if you ever, if that was ever to be, if that was ever to be
the case that's what you would fall out of the consciousness yeah I get so you wouldn't even
be able to communicate with them on that level and you wouldn't even be a threat because they are
collectively they have already thought about every hypothetical situation that could possibly
happen so they figured out how to so like to keep that from happening you wouldn't even exist
They're just going to blast me to smithering.
Because you would be born out of this consciousness.
What you would, like, what we would experience is birth.
You would be created out of this consciousness.
So you wouldn't, it's not a feelings type of thing.
But that's all that we can understand.
See, down here they would have just called them a free thinker.
And he'd have just went on and been different.
Probably would have did something to them.
Yeah.
Like they did powder.
You remember powder?
Strangest movie.
by our whole lifetime.
I was like, why, bro?
Pouda was the strangest movie
and it made in our lifetime.
I don't know what the fuck that shit was about.
Other than he got struck by lightning.
He was extra white.
No, that's when they brought him back to heaven, remember?
Heaven.
Was it a take on albino?
No, he was supposed to be an angel.
He was super white and he had superpowers.
I ain't ever heard of it.
I'm looking at it, though.
He was a strange-looking fellow.
No.
Came out in 90s.
They was being mean to him.
I ain't like to him.
He had superpowers and like super-intelligence.
He was just white as hell and the white people was about to do him like they did Jesus until he went back to heaven.
They was about, them rednecks was about to kick his ass.
He was in a wrong place.
If he was in California, they would have let that man go on by his way.
He was just in a wrong spot.
I don't know.
I got to re-watch it as.
an adult because when I was a kid, I thought they was trying to make fun of Michael Jackson.
No, that's real.
Y'all didn't think that at first.
I thought that was back in front of a lot of people.
At first, I thought it was, before I saw the movie, I was like, it's kind of like they
was playing in his face with it a little bit, like a little sneak disc.
A slug to Mike.
Right.
In my grown mind, that's what I'm thinking.
I'm going to watch it again to re-up on the facts.
How the fuck you even find powder egg?
It was a, it was a very popular film.
I'm talking about right now.
Where would it be?
Why the fuck would you ask me?
I'm no, I'm saying I loud.
Like, where would it be?
No, I don't fucking know.
We got a look.
It's probably on Amazon.
Prime got everything.
Oh, I thought you meant like some actual, oh, man.
Hello?
I look.
Don't answer that.
Don't answer that.
I'm talking about the fact.
Hey, bro.
I'm talking about the film.
It's probably on YouTube or something.
That's where everything.
It's so many movies on YouTube.
I thought I was looking for the show.
I had found this one page that bootleg all the new movies and then they leave them up and then they'll take them down for a little bit.
You got a certain little time before you can watch it.
I ain't gonna say the page because I don't want y'all to blow the spot up.
They're gonna make the blockade if you, you just gotta whisper it.
And you ever just get on YouTube and type in a full movie just to see what type of shit is being made out here?
I only watch old documentaries, body cam.
Man, you'll just be scrolling on them shits, and then you'll see full-blooded tiger.
You're like, what the fuck is that?
And what is it?
It'd be a movie made, but it'll have like one person that you kind of know.
And then they'll tell you a story about how this motherfucker was doing kung fu and training tigers or some shit.
being
4K
look extra
it's all kind of
stunts
and exploding
like what the fuck
they make
this shit
it's real
cinema
on the YouTube
the one
person
you kind of know
Eddie Winslow
he'll be in
just doing
Kung Fu
just doing any
other thing
for real
mmhmm
mmhmm
you got Eddie
on
you got a new
show
don't you
I do have
a new show
you had
the other show
I did
but now
our new show now i got a new oh been gone for a minute and now i'm back with the jump off
nah it's called yappy hour and i be having people on my blue velvet couch you got a blue
velvet couch having things blue velvet on come on the walls velvet too it's very plush
uh it's given sex room energy that's not what it's given oh
i mean why would you have plush walls sometimes you just want to feel sex as fuck
And what says sex is fuck?
Like velvet waltz.
Green velvet waltz.
That do give off the energy of a sex room.
I ain't gonna lie.
Sir, I don't have a camera.
You know what?
I have a coffee table.
It's a mirror on the coffee table.
You be drinking coffee?
Uh-uh.
I be drinking cocktails on there.
I have three drinks and I crafted them myself.
And so I let my guests come on.
I let them pick what,
drink they want. And then we kind of just get into like movies and music and dating and
other scandalous things. Debuttery if necessary. Absolutely. Nefarious on count. And I saw
you went on there and drunk wine with the white lady. You know what? I started calling her
a white lady. I was like, that lady name is Paige. I'm not calling her the white lady. But yes,
I did go on adultish wine. Page is cool. Page is very cool. I told her. She need to get
out there. She's thick. Drinking wine with the white. She's out here shapely thick. She
need to go like them three pictures. I told her getting the field. I encourage everybody
getting the field like them three pictures now. Oh yeah. You and you in the field?
I ain't in the field. I'm off the market. You were spoken for me? No, I ain't spoken for.
Oh. I'm just not available. You're not looking. Uh-uh. Okay. No.
single and not ready to me
I'm not available
period
discontinue
oh yeah
if you ain't got one by now
you ain't get one
if you don't know me by now
they don't
nope
yeah
collect this item
I like that
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you gotta make you
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these exclusive teachers
get on the waiting list
only way you're gonna be able to get in touch
with me is if you know somebody that
know me
hell yeah
I got to try.
From now on, everybody talked to me.
Nobody talked to Carlos.
Exactly.
You talk to me, I talk to Carlos.
Never on the phone.
Yeah.
Don't fucking.
Take them goddamn glasses off.
Take the damn sunglasses.
And take them all.
Switching it up.
We didn't went this long, doing this same shit.
Yeah.
And ain't nothing happening.
So you got to do something better.
Got to.
If you don't like what you're getting, you got to change what you're doing.
That's true.
Hell yeah.
That the church said.
You just said a word, though, brother.
I like that, dropping jail.
I've been working on my book.
A e-book or a real book?
No, a book.
You're going to put a turt in their car?
Oh, hell yeah.
And fold your arms.
Mm-hmm.
He's an author.
It's going on a book tour and everything.
The book cover is going to be simple.
New York bestseller.
I can see it now.
It's going to have a magnolia on the front.
Mm-mm.
A magnolia?
A magnolia?
Yeah.
Mm-mm.
I already know where I'm going with the book.
I already got my audience picked out.
Yeah.
Who you catering to?
My target market is people who don't buy books.
And especially black men who don't read.
Yeah.
Because we ain't never had nothing for us to really read.
We had stuff, but I feel like I can reach an audience.
Can't nobody reach.
Yeah.
So they're going to see your face in Target, in the book section.
I'm not necessarily saying.
that they won't, but...
And they're going to fuck.
I will fuck with it, just off the strength of seeing your face on the cover.
And I feel like I'm going to make this book the right way.
It ain't just...
It's not going to be the typical shit.
I think I know how to put it in a format that's going to be real digestible,
and people are going to be able to take the game from the game that I'm giving.
So it's going to be like a self-help for the real niggas.
I mean, I think that's already implied.
I wouldn't make nothing that ain't going to make the way.
world better. It ain't just
me popping shit. I'm doing real
actual research. I'm in the streets with it.
You touching the people. If you really
want me to get street with it. Yeah.
Yeah. You're mad at that
you're touching the people. I don't
like the way that terminology. Save it soles.
Yeah, that terminology right there
fuck around and get you locked up. Re-shot.
Can't be out here touching me. Don't
touch the people. You're right. Keep your hands
in your goddamn self. Touching them people
will get you fucked up every time. You are absolutely
right. End up on one of them freak-ass list.
Yeah.
We don't want nobody on the freaky ass list.
Now look, now, we up and running down at the Yappy album,
but I love to have you gentlemen on the blue velvet.
Y'all like blue velvet?
I'll come on now.
I got some interesting takes that I need to spew out on another platform anyway.
Like what?
Give me one.
Let me see.
Can we talk about that at the Yappy?
I'll just keep it all-way gangster, which.
prostitution killed the dating market
no it didn't
yes it did
illegal prostitution killed the dating market
undercover prostitution
you know they're sneaking and doing it
because where it's legal it
they're doing it everywhere
but I'm saying
the prostitution is legal
the divorce rates are low
you see the scheme how they've been doing
it all this time right now
they're introducing you to their parents and their kids
first of all they've been shaming men
for getting prostitutes
Introduce me to a mama.
Clearly, it ain't nothing wrong with prostitution
if you're buying it from her.
They only shame you when you buy it from somebody else.
A message.
I knew this girl, brother, mama, auntie.
The nice prostitute later?
They still sold me a person.
I didn't buy it.
You ain't buy it.
Yeah, you did.
You bought some.
You bought some.
You got it on discount because you knew her brother.
Tell the truth, you bought some.
I know you did.
You got it on special.
I know that's right.
Would you purchase pussy that's on sale?
She running a clear sell.
You about it?
No.
I wouldn't.
I don't know.
That don't sound safe.
Why you got to sell?
Real life prostitutes ain't the ones like in the movies.
Like pretty women.
That was crazy.
I don't know.
I don't know what they do on that side of the thing.
On the other thing, okay.
But the ones who really said it, you would never know.
It's very discreet.
Yeah, it's very discreet.
She ain't just standing outside on the corner either.
That's movie shit.
Now, they be on the corner.
I'm saying, that's the perception that they want you to have.
A prostitute.
Yeah.
Yes.
We're going to call them nice ladies of the night streetwalkers.
It's a different type of prostitute out here now.
You said that, like the shit about to start off a horror movie.
Why, because they moved to the internet?
No, because they just look like the girl next door.
They're regular.
They're selling you that fantasy.
No, they just look like the girl next door.
It did.
It do me the girl next door.
Yeah.
It's a little old.
I'll buy some, but I don't want to buy it from somebody who sell it all the time.
You're just selling it because you're a little behind on your rent and you got to do what you got to do.
Right.
And it ain't like you're going to have to keep doing this.
How would you-
Once you do it this time, you're good.
Yeah, we're gonna do this once and get out of the game.
Yeah, like I don't want you to, I don't want to be like your 12 customer.
You feel me?
12th customer in the 12 year, in 12 years.
But I'm saying, like, I don't want to be number 12 in this rotation.
Yeah.
Because now you do this.
12-1 in the month.
You feel me?
Yeah.
You been doing this all month?
Damn.
How much she charging?
That sounds like she's doing herself for this service.
She's trying to...
The first number she gave
you're going to be ridiculous.
Okay.
I mean, yeah.
Because negotiation.
The first number going to...
What?
The fuck?
Negotiation.
You got to start off how?
But then once you see that
when you disagree with the first price,
and then she kept going,
that the number about to change
dramatically now.
Did I say $1,500?
I made $5.
Turning to $250.
$300 for the right quid.
For the right quid.
On the nightstand.
Right.
Does that matter?
The tender?
You cash up, Zell,
leaving on a nightstand real old school.
Do that matter?
Cash transaction.
Usually probably work better.
Okay.
Because that speed, the whole process of,
you don't want to be doing all that electronic shit.
So what you said,
your dollar sign,
bounce that ass.
If you're doing cash app and Apple paying all
that shit. Now you, now that's
prostitution. You need to, you're about to go to
jail for that. Yeah. Because you're buying
cooch. You ain't helping
out a friend.
She ain't a bind.
I mean, it depends. Nope. You can put
groceries. You shouldn't involve all them
other institutions. You are correct
about that if you purchase an outside
vagina. Right. Because that, you
don't know how long that's stay in that phone.
Oh, it's going to stay in there. It's everywhere.
It's a record. She can spend that money.
That electronic.
you might have, you probably got it, that's going to be on the state.
You can't delete it out, you can't get it out. It's in there. It's on there.
It's in now. I started trying to get pregnant about four years ago now.
We're getting a little bit older, and it just kind of felt like the window could be closing.
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They tally it up and everything. They know how much you send one specific person versus how much
they didn't send you. They got all that. You know what? You're right. You shouldn't
involve yourself and stuff like that.
You shouldn't.
Just put the money out.
But if you got an extra couple dollars and you can help
that late out. Come on a few dollars.
Do what you can.
Do what you can.
We're mad for the people, for real.
You ought to run.
Man, that was nice.
That was very nice.
But just think about it.
Some of these women who doing
that shit, surprising
niggas with them high-ass prices.
Like, the fuck would be
so humble if they knew exactly how
much that pussy
work on the market.
Like Blue Book value.
Kelly Blue Book. Right.
Or the pussy.
It will be so humphly
to be like, ma'am.
The most you can ask for
this pussy is $30.
That's the most you could ask for it.
Like pawn shop prices.
Look, we get something in these in here.
I can do 30. Pond shop prices
be offending people. That look like a fucking
crackhead deal. What you mean?
You're going to give me $25 for this entertainment.
system.
Yeah.
Nah, that'll be offensive.
Knowing the true value
your pussy shouldn't be offensive.
If you really put the...
It isn't just 35 hours.
But if you put the math behind that shit,
but you know what you did
with that pussy for it to be $35.
Now you've got to run a
run the cat face.
You're going to think about it.
They're going to say $35.
You're going to say, yeah.
Yeah, I did.
You got to think about who you gave
some sympathy pussy to it.
I let the whole football team fuck.
Not whoever did it.
Think about who you fuck during the Obama administration.
What if they had to submit their sample, right?
And then the doctor come back out and be like, look, I hate to be the one to tell you.
But you really don't even have enough pussy tooth set.
Yeah.
Where is the rest of it?
It's gone.
She gave it away.
What if she didn't have as much pussy as she thought she did?
It's on back order.
Why you think every neighborhood got that mean-ass lady
Called the police on everybody
She ran out of pussy
Thank you
That's all
Damn
Yeah man
Because sometimes you can find out you might as well
I just thought Miss Devin was a bitch
She out of pussy
Fresh out of pussy
She junked up pussy back in 87
Crazy
That's a long time not had none
Told her out
Insurance called it a total loss
Yeah, man.
But that's the result of being a free spirit.
To push it upside down.
A free spirit.
Free spirit.
So the free spirits is the ones with the brokenest.
That's going to happen.
One day she's going to look at that thing and ain't going to recognize it.
Hmm.
It's changing right up under, literally.
You got to get a real poster.
They got some surgery.
Probably can do something.
They do.
Lavia place.
That's the insides.
No, that's the outside.
Well, I'm saying, they got some shit that'll pull it together on the inside and on the outside, but guess what?
It's still the same.
Just like Bernie Mac said in above the rim, they can't change where we are.
They can't change where we are, man.
Or Bernie Mac now will flip.
A flip.
Oh, play for some books.
He beat up, he beat up Bernie, man.
Watch that his scarf face.
He's his motherfucking brother.
He punched him in his stomach.
He said, what you, what you want some dick?
Eat him in his stomach.
That man.
Bernie was crazy, man.
Bernie asked him that, didn't he?
Hey, man.
Flip was a fool.
He was a food.
He made me want to go home and watch that.
You want to buy the rim?
Uh-huh.
I don't know it good.
I hate when I don't know movies.
He's good enough.
That's a classic.
I know.
Because we were watching them, we were real little.
We didn't understand a lot of them.
You go watch...
Birdie.
This is my man, Kyle Lee Watson.
You got to go back.
They played Marlin, man.
Yeah, you got to go back and watch a lot of shit in your adult.
You watch color purple.
You realize what it was really about.
When I watched it, I was at all.
Sex trafficking.
Well, what I see...
I seen was the first nigger with some money that was free.
That was born free.
I was like, he was the first nigger with a few.
the first nigga with a few dollars that were born free.
He did the best it could.
You know, it took place in like the 20s and 30s.
He was about 30 years old, so he was born like 1900.
That nigga probably was 20.
They just looked old.
No, I'm saying it's age for that movie.
He had to be like 20-something.
Because they was teens.
When it started.
Because he had them kids already.
Yeah.
So yeah, he was a 20-some year old back in the 1920s
with a whole big ass farm with bread.
They needed a woman to come work the house.
He had bread.
He was never no slave.
He still had that respect for white people
because it was before Jim Crow.
But he had bread.
If you think about it, then Mr.
That's what I gathered.
Mr. was doing a eye.
He was doing a night.
He was doing a lot of kids.
He did.
He did have a lot of children.
She ain't my mammy.
That was fucked up.
that rock at that girl.
Womanizer.
Yeah, he definitely was womanizer.
He loved him some shoo at night, though.
I used to watch color purple a lot.
Why, though?
And look, that's not something you should watch all.
His ex-bitch, when his ex-chick moved in, moved back in.
Shug was a little sad.
I don't know.
He was in love with her, but she didn't give a fuck about him.
Because he was just another nigga along the way.
To her, yeah.
And then she brought the other nigga up.
She broke up and a nigga in that, that's what I'm saying.
But that's all the family that she had.
Yeah, but she came in and started talking crazy to his old lady now.
Called the ugly and everything.
Yeah, called her ugly and told her what he's real name.
She ain't know he real name with Albert.
Exactly.
She had called the nigger Mr.
He said, but she was respectful.
He was an older than her, so.
You called him Mr. after you.
That's your husband, though.
Yeah.
We ain't on the first name.
She didn't agree to that.
Yeah, that's true.
She did get sold off.
You know, she did walk while he was riding the horse in the snow back to his house.
When he left with him.
And passed out.
He had it with a brick.
Harpo hit her.
He said, she's ugly as old outdoors.
She already spoiled twice.
You can't have Nettie?
Flat out.
Can't have Nettie.
Not now, not ill.
But I tell you what?
I let you have silly.
They should have Ceeley.
You're going to have Ceeley.
That's fucked up.
She's ugly as all outdoors.
Who wrote that?
Alice Walker.
That was a book.
That shit was fucked up.
Shelly deserved way better.
She's ugly as all outdoors.
And then they said, she's already spoiled twice.
Give whoop it, Goldberg.
That was fucked up.
Spored twice.
Two babies.
She had two kids.
Shit, they was your kids, sir.
No.
They was it.
Yeah, her dad.
Her daddy got her brain and then took the kids.
She's already...
And sold her off.
She's already spoiled twice.
Boy, you're a fuck nigger, boy.
She's ugly as all outdoors.
Yeah, he fucked up.
That's your baby.
No, never.
He felt bad, though.
He died and left for everything.
Yeah, he did.
But he did lead the money to that little young tramp.
Oh, yeah.
He died on top of it, but that's the least he could do.
Boy, a nigga died on top of me, boy.
He left everything to do.
You got to put that in on a plaque.
You gave me all the money.
Killer pussy.
He got on the fire that, too.
Hey, man, it's some fucked-up lessons in there, boy.
That's why I said.
You go watch it grown.
She really was gay.
Damn.
She really was a lesbian.
See, really was a lesbian.
Yeah, out of all that, she was a lesbian.
I like bitches.
Stephen Spielberg directed at it.
Stephen Spielberg came in there.
And directed that.
Like, the E.T. man
directed that.
Amen.
But it was a book, though.
He went off mostly.
Mostly the book.
That's so fucked up that when you said,
an E.T.
Man, because there's a lot of them things
in there what they did
tried to make Whoop it look like E.T.
That ain't me.
You can watch it in Steve.
Tell her she walked up.
Yeah, that's crazy.
I mean, I don't know.
You crazy, man.
Now I can't unsee.
There's so many things where you can put
E.T. right in there, and it
would fit. It ain't me. You brought
the shit up. That's fucked up,
man.
You'd have just pissed me
off. That lady do
favor. She favored
in that movie. It was
the facial features. It was the
expression. That movie
fucked up, bro. When he
was kicking Nettie out the house
and they were trying to hold on to the pole
and that nigga took his fist and did
like, that was fucked up.
That's a mean-ass shit right there.
You're a mean fuck.
She were holding the thing and he was punching her hand.
You real dirty.
That nigga mean, bro.
He dragged her down the stairs.
She hit every step with a loud thump.
And you know what make you even dirtier?
Like if you just somebody down at the end, you're throwing rocks at them.
Like, why is you-
Get off my land?
He was adamant about it.
He caught her right in midst of him.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Bro.
You're getting rocks through it?
That movie is fucked, though.
If I thought you at least let you get that with your daughter, man.
He ain't wanted to get nothing.
Get out of here.
Bro, they hated this nigga so much, they went all the way to Africa.
Yeah, how you run a bitch out of the country?
I didn't ran them out of town before.
I ran them out of the county.
Bro, they had enough money to go to Africa, but not enough money to come back and get silly.
Yeah.
They couldn't do it the right way.
At this point, she could have just left.
She wasn't scared no more.
It took her a long time to just be like, you know what, fuck you.
Come on, man.
She was old as hell.
Miss Sophia and got her ass beat.
But I'm saying, though, if you was, back in this time,
if you had enough money to go live in Africa,
you definitely could have pulled back up
with some niggas named James and got your sister back.
Yeah.
They just waited too late because they pulled back up.
They just pulled up at the end.
Or $2 or something and be like, if he say something, whoop his head.
We're about $2, a lot of money.
$2 was a lot of money.
That's what I was in $2 back in 1929.
I know you've been living hell over here, but I got your kids.
We in Africa.
They're eating great.
Man.
That was the moral of the story.
Anybody ever figure out what Mama Booney mean when they were saying that?
I thought it said, Mama, you beautiful.
Mama bunny.
It's either that or I missed you or something.
She tell you what he said, though.
I can't remember what she said it meant.
She's telling her what it meant.
Who?
As he was saying it, the son and the daughter.
The daughter said a whole bunch of shit.
I'd be mad than a motherfucker if my kids was gone all my life,
and then they show back up and then speak no goddamn English.
Yeah.
Come here speaking good Swahili.
Mama Booney.
What?
Hello?
Mama Booney.
No.
Mama Boonee.
What?
Mama Boone.
Hey, what the fuck he's saying?
Hey, what they mean?
Hey, what they mean?
I don't know.
But he the one brought them back, though.
He didn't want to win and got him.
Damn sure did.
He went to the little naturalization play.
He had to.
At least he could do.
He had to stepdad.
He pulled some letters out of the chicken coop, dog.
You hid some letters from that girl in the chicken coop.
You was a foul motherfucker.
Man, yeah, you got to be dirty.
When he checked the mailbox,
there was bullet holes in the mailbox.
I said, yeah.
A nigga looked at that man,
mind you, the color purple is not a comedy at all.
Yes, it is.
Color purple is not a comedy.
Yes, it is.
That movie is a comedy.
That is a comedy.
That is no, that's a real comedy.
They tried to sneak and get it past us, but C. Lee invented unisex clothing.
You remember when she had the little shop and Harpo and Miss Sophia came in there?
He said, now, Miss Ceeley, I ain't never seen a pair of pains that fits the man's and a woman.
Yeah.
You remember, she made them the same pants.
Not a his and hers.
That fits a bad and a woman.
Matching trials with your niggia, you was that bitch.
You got on matching trials with your man.
Me and who?
Miss Sophia was a civil rights activist.
First black person to ever punch a white person in the face.
Yeah, man.
And a man at that.
Back where they're from.
Debted his ass.
They were somewhere in Georgia, wasn't?
Yeah, they shot in Salisbury, North Carolina.
That's what they shot.
But it was set in Georgia.
It was sitting in Georgia.
Hall County.
Hartwell, still a Hartwell, Georgia now, Hall County up there.
That's what the old dude was saying.
He said to Hall County and knew, ah,
a leg looked like baseball back.
And I hear all her kids got different daddies.
Herzsche got that nasty woman disease.
Nasty woman diseases.
Oh, yeah, he got that.
Yes, sir.
He said that.
Nasty woman disease.
He said that, but the man said,
Alex looked like baseball back.
I was like, they didn't get that.
The National disease disease killed it.
Hey, what, Danny Glover was not trying to hit at she.
Boy, you're going to let this napper head.
God talk to you like that at your own dinner table.
You're sitting at the head of the table,
and you're acting like the waiter.
Hey.
Hey.
What you're going to do?
Work on somebody's real, bro.
You said, maybe they can sweep out the caboose.
You're black.
To be quite a sweet.
My name ain't sweet.
Is what?
My name is Mary Agnes.
Mary Agnes.
Mary.
Mary.
Who gives a dad?
I don't give a damn.
Boy, you're going to let them.
Shut her right down.
Mary who?
He was not going for it.
At all.
He was mean, too, though.
He talked big shit.
That's why Alba was punching on people.
He wanted to really beat his dad-ass.
He had daddy issues.
Let's get to the root of it.
I hear all the kids got different daddies.
See, he's spitting that man water, too.
Next time she's gonna put some Shug A for P in.
See how he liked that?
That's probably one of the greatest black moves that he made.
I'm telling you.
It's probably, it's gotta be.
The color purple.
The movie was damn three hours long.
It's a, it's climate.
Like, what?
You wouldn't do that now.
You would not show up at your man's club with your new man.
They so feel just pulled up with a, what?
Who?
Yes, the fuck she would.
They would do that.
People would be doing it.
I ain't saying I would do what I'm saying people would be doing.
Don't act like you ain't never had a girl you used to fuck with coming to your show with another name.
Not my baby mama with my kids.
That's what I'm saying.
But you definitely had a girl that you fucked with show up to the show.
Like everything normal.
Yes.
With her new niggum.
I had that but she wasn't nothing to me.
I'm not here like that time.
Right there in the front.
In the front.
That's bold.
You a bad bitch.
That's bold.
I don't think I do it like that.
That's bold.
But get what?
Forget what?
They was together a couple married and the house kids.
And they didn't get back together after that.
Soulmates.
When you seen them with the pans on, they had got back together.
Yeah.
Seen with the pans on, they were old.
They were back together.
Like they're in the Shuntlet.
But when she showed her with the new dude.
But you know, Ms. Ophia went to jail for that long time.
Yeah.
She did a bed.
He held her down.
Who held her down?
Harpo.
Yeah, I know he did.
By the time she came home, old girl,
she didn't even, she didn't even know who.
Who that lady was?
Yeah, she ain't care.
You're married a little sweet.
Yeah, sweet.
The sweet just acted out.
She just comes around, though.
She still left the family.
She's the only nigga in the backwoods with a club, though.
K-dub?
He got to jump in his spot in the backwoods.
Of course, he's going to have a little, you know what I'm saying?
You said this is a little yeah, yeah.
Sweet was that little yeah-year-year-old.
She was the yeah-year-old.
Nice little yellow lady, high voice.
But he loved me, so, Phil.
Mm-hmm.
I said it's a jig jar.
This is my jig.
Oh, man.
You find a woman that beat your ass.
You ain't never leaving, huh?
What?
He like getting yoked up a little bit.
This black history.
If you're a woman who can beat your man ass, that nigga ain't never leaving.
I think Harper.
That's the trick.
You said what?
If you find a woman that can beat your ass, you ain't never going to leave.
Yeah.
All the niggies I know who get in abusive relationships can leave.
They ain't with Noel.
Damn.
Stockholm syndrome.
Got a strong on, my nigger.
Stock home.
Oh, man, that's tough.
I can't do that.
I'm scared.
I'm like called police.
I'm just saying.
Nigger fuck around.
It'll be just my look.
I finally decide to strong on a gentleman and he said, you know what?
I'm not taking this.
It's about even though.
Domestic violence is about even.
Women getting locked up, they'll beat up with a guy.
Exactly.
They can't go to jail.
I watch them body cam, they'd be going to jail.
They do.
Shooting them ducs.
They do.
I'm a little too.
Get them all in the head, swinging in the face.
I'm too delicate to go to the jail.
I don't know.
I am.
I ain't rough enough.
Love shouldn't be domestic anyway, though.
Fact.
I agree.
You shouldn't be with nobody.
You got to put your hands on.
I've never put my hands on the gym.
I can, I can, yeah, I don't play like it.
I kind of just, friend, I feel like you're with my,
if I feel like you might have a chance.
They're successfully kicking my ass.
I kind of just read the room.
No, we got to get the fuck out of it.
I just read the room.
I think every man then push the woman on the bed.
I'm just going to say that.
I'm just going to say that.
Just look good from the movies.
I'm going to say that and leave it alone.
Yeah.
Every man that pushed a woman on the bed.
Okay, how holy you are.
What church you go to?
At least deep things.
If you release you up down on the bed, try to get out of that.
That's a comfortable, father.
You thought about it.
Me, you thought about it.
Okay.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Me thinking about being pushed on the bed.
You like it.
I have been pushed on the bed.
Flashback.
Yeah.
Briefly, briefly.
Yeah.
That's the best pussy, though.
They look crazy.
Yeah, one in a half.
Y'all like crazy ladies.
Don't like them
No, this is the thing
Or just what come with them
No, this is the thing
It ain't that we like crazy ladies
It's just that you being crazy
Ain't enough
To make a nigga leave you alone
Yeah
It's not a deal breaker
As long as you ain't
Like a serial killer
Or a murderer type crazy
Yeah
Nick pretty much
Still fuck with you
Morton still went for it
On thin line
You're saying I shot
He got out of there
He was trying
It's best to get out of there
and that's the worst
when you're trying to leave
and they won't let you?
Man, when you got somebody
who just refused
to get the fuck out of there
as a man,
that's the most frustrating
shit in the world.
I ain't like that, though.
I ain't like that.
I don't got with
with Lan Whiffel
and left Virginia King
in the military.
You're going to take
the rich lady over that.
Not even rich.
Len Whitford looks good as hell
in that movie, man.
She was nice.
She was nice.
I don't know who wrote that.
Who wrote that?
You know if G.I. Train in the dust.
I'd eat that cake with her out there, Brian.
I wouldn't let I eat that cake by herself.
I ate the shit.
I then took that limo right back to her.
Because it was her birthday.
Yeah, man. Martin, we got on her birthday.
He left on her birthday.
I would have left Regina King right on there with the Chicken King.
All right.
With the Chicken King.
I'm like, baby, there you go.
See, she came up in the nigger spot with her new niggas.
With the Chicken King?
With the Chicken King.
With the Chicken King.
with the chicken king.
I don't deliver chicken.
That one I'd have pulled over my chick
at the chicken king's spot
to get some chicken.
Yeah, I wouldn't know
Chase Virginia King down in that movie.
Land Whitfield was beautiful.
Bullying up on here?
Go with the teachers, girl.
Hey, man, he ain't need the movie of you show.
Yeah, for real.
You know when you knew she was crazy
when he looked out there on the dad floor,
she was out there dancing.
I said, this bitch guy.
He'll be able to shake that ass.
Bobby Ron ain't making no better.
I said, it gets crazy.
Yeah, I got with that.
She tried to run the man over.
She took the man ties and run the police.
He didn't did that shit already.
Yeah, but I'm saying that was after he started messing with staying with Regina.
I'd have never, she'd never got mad at me over Regina.
You'd left.
You'd left that shit.
Regina would have been in the military with the chicken king.
I'm telling you that.
I wouldn't have went that in direction.
She wasn't fucking with Reggie like that though.
That was just somebody.
I wouldn't have cared about it.
Who's she was fucking with.
Shit, she got to go with Bobby Brown.
You know what he did this look, man.
You know, Bobby Brown did he look?
Every nigga had did that Bobby Brown there.
That Bobby Brown, you remember that shit he didn't thing?
Pop in the pelvis.
Yeah, that pop, everything.
And I know you're getting, Bob.
Yeah, every nigga did that.
Man, Bobby Brown is a legend.
He's a legend.
He don't get enough credit for his legendary.
shit he did.
Bro, when they were fighting that fighting scene
the way by Brown dove over there
on the fighting scene.
Jumping on them?
Yeah, the way he dole over that side.
At the club.
This is how you know that nigga
a real friend.
Yeah. How he just jumped up like that?
No, when they went and told him
that old girl had
Darnell over her house
and they rolled out.
This is real partner
because he's the only one
who knew where she stayed at.
That's Malibu, Pacific Coast Highway.
He came over there and pretty much helped us say it a little bit.
He got knocked right out when he walked to the door, though.
Trying to call 911, please.
You by and bro, Joe, right there found how walked in, got knocked out on the floor.
Man, you really saved the day, man.
I mean, he took Virginia King out there.
That was, I guess, the most important point, but they ended up jumping out the winter.
Nobody really left unscathed.
Yeah.
Everybody was fucked up when they left Malibu.
When the movie started out, you knew it was going to be, look at me, looking like a black-ass ceiling.
You're talking about how I end up in this.
Hey, man.
That's another classic.
Yeah.
That's, man, that's dope.
That's Martin, that's Martin, classic Martin right there.
Yeah.
That's top five more than movies to me.
Yeah, it is.
I would put it in Top Five.
Faison was in there, too.
Yeah, I would say that's Martin.
This Friday Martin's a pop movie.
Oh, yeah.
That's probably Martin's top movie.
He got some funny stuff, but that thin line is probably his top movie as far as acting and comedy and everything.
Oh, Big Mama's house, French ass.
Yeah.
Life is Eddie Murphy's movie.
Martin probably got three funny scenes in that movie.
That's Eddie's Murphy's movie.
Life.
Eddie killed that.
Martin playing serious role in that movie.
Okay.
I ain't ever heard that.
Eddie murdered that.
Go watch that again and count the beats.
Count the funny.
We're gonna have a funny...
Just jot it down.
Put one over there for Eddie and one over there for Martin.
I ain't never looked at it like that.
I did.
Right?
But like...
I did.
I thought it was a classic comedy.
No, I think so.
This is my number one movie.
I was doing it as a duo.
That's the number one movie.
I didn't look at it.
No, I would never look at it that way.
Individuality.
I'm definitely...
So you say him, Edd, since he delivered the punch line.
I look at it like she's looking at it, but I'm still going to individual lives.
And you know, another thing?
I always looked at it like two movies, too.
Because once they get old, that's a whole other movie.
Yeah.
And nobody ever said nothing about Bernie Mac playing.
Nobody never said nothing.
Nobody never said nothing.
What I tell you, my pitching war on the jug.
Played a whole booty warrior.
And what was the guy named, Police Johnson?
Now he played Fleet Jones.
And nobody said nothing.
He played it so excellent, man.
He was Juana man lover
Only he could, man.
He did.
It didn't cry.
When they killed Biscuit,
Jake.
He was off me.
Went to go get his lover.
He's the only somebody that walked
across the gun line.
And it was for Biscuit.
And y'all knew that was his
motherfucking milk.
A thousand reason to walk across that gun line.
Bernie Matt went across there for Biscuit.
To get his lover.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
They shot light, man.
Ted Demand.
You could have just went home.
I mean, I know you couldn't have just went home
and Ben Gabriel, bro, you just, you'd rather get yourself shot thinking you was feeling
good at, you were feeling good at.
You're going home next month.
He said, they wrote, he said they wrote that.
He said, he didn't just want to die off Miguel Nunez in the interview.
He said, he didn't just want to fade.
He said, you know how they showed him, fade the way?
He said, he didn't want to fade away.
He said, he didn't want to go out with the back.
He said, I'll just write something, bring it to tomorrow and let you check it out.
And that's what he said, he told the director, I just don't want to fade away.
Let me do something else.
And it turned out to be great for the movie.
I like that.
The more you damn love.
He said that in an interview.
I watched it.
I like Miguel Lunez.
When Bernie Mac was together for a long time.
I shit you in jail a long time.
He was together for at least 20-something years.
And get it out.
They had a relationship.
Man, Brian Mac crazy.
That was lovely.
They never played the whole thing.
Ain't nobody said.
Nobody's going to say shit.
What can't you say?
But can't nobody else get away with that.
Ain't nobody that's get away with that, though.
And they're gonna remember, like,
I remember you played that boy in that movie.
You know what I mean?
Don't nobody give Ving Rain shit for playing holiday?
Yeah, they do.
Because it turned around and did, duh.
Like, they are mentioning.
Like, I've used that in roast.
Boy, you're like Ving Rang on Holiday Hard.
I didn't use that at Rosed soul.
But I ain't never said, you know,
I'm gonna do it now.
Oh, freak-head Djangelaide from Burnham, whatever.
You know what I mean?
Just like that.
No, man.
A good roast.
Boy, Jane, damn.
It is what it is, though.
Life is a classic.
Color purple, classic.
Thin line between love, hey?
Classic.
Classic.
Classic black cinema.
That's for real, man.
Anybody, any time of that.
New Jack City.
That's my favorite.
That's a comfort film for me.
And I know that sound crazy to say.
I wanted...
It's quick, too.
It's quick.
Yeah.
I wanted Nino Brown to beat the.
charges and come back in part too.
Yeah, they shot him
right there, though. His soul
was leaves in hell. When is the
drug that did a half-level after
though? All the white ones to get
at least get two movies.
What's called? Didn't, Boss George didn't?
That was
a quick flip. Yeah, he
It was a biop. And blow is a great
one. Yeah, but I'm
saying, if they would have let Nino Brown make
it for one more movie.
What he would have did? Because
I mean, he could have got a little five-year charge.
All his people was dead.
That's what the movie about.
That's all he did.
Him rebuilding his empire.
Damn.
That's all he got was a year.
All he was going to do was a year.
Yeah.
He wasn't, that old man, wasn't going for that.
But the motherfuckers who, in charge of the budget, you know, the people who make the movie probably, like, kill him off.
Cut that off.
Yeah.
Because we don't want no chance of the resurrection.
Look what they did the blade.
Fuck the whole little franchise on
They're trying to erase them
They ran out of money
Trying to film in New Jack shit
But where they don't know
Wesley Snipes is forever good
In black people's homes
Yeah
You put them in something right now
We're gonna watch it
Come on man
Just because
It's Wesley Snipes
They were in a blue dress
Even when they came back
And put them in Brooklyn's finest
He was hard in that
Come on man
I started
I started trying to get pregnant about four years ago now
We're getting a little bit older
and it just kind of felt like the window could be closing
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What's the night's dog?
Passenger 57.
Classic.
I like white man can't jump.
He was dope.
White man can't jump.
West night was dope.
Jungle teeth.
He is dope.
He's still dope.
More better blues.
You see how they be wanting to fucking, yeah, Mobile to Blue?
How they be trying to make us forget our legends and shit?
Yeah, he's not, he was, he is.
When did that nigga start being great?
Was, they sounding like he...
Like he used to.
Like they no longer would.
No, that nigga's still great.
Oh, he definitely is.
Look at your funky black ass.
have said that in no other movie.
Get these spaghetti-eating
motherfuckers out of my office. Linguini.
Chitlin, Alfredo.
Yeah, yeah.
Linguini.
You think I give a fuck about her?
Fuck that whole bitch.
That whole bitch.
Nobody ever put them to them to go.
Nobody never said a whole bitch.
And he called the skeezer.
He called the skeezer, too.
She was a few names in that
little scene right here.
And he walked out and said,
Hey, baby, you mad at me?
Fuck it here.
He didn't give a time to say yes to no kids, man.
She can't fuck neither.
That nigga walked out and asked her in front of her.
In front of a company.
You're going to tell these people I can't fuck?
She can't fuck.
I can't have kids.
I can't fuck.
You can't have.
You didn't insult to me too much.
Nino Brown.
And then tried to fuck your brother, girlfriend.
Well, you probably did.
You did.
Ice tea went in there and beat the shit out of Nino Brown.
That's the most unbelievable part of the whole mood.
He jumped out of the fire escape.
Man, he threw that nigga off the fire escape.
To whoop his ass.
I want to shoot you so bad, my dick, holly.
Crazy is lying in the movie.
Wow, Earth would you make that move, brother?
He talked bad to Nino Brown through the whole move.
I should have killed you when I ain't the chance, bitch.
Who do you think wrote that far?
I want to shoot you so bad.
That was emperor, brother, emperor.
The first time he said the director was like, whoa, what the.
What?
Cut.
Did you get that?
The fuck was that?
Run it again.
Can we get the one on the script this time?
God damn, that was crazy.
Because why would he say that for real?
Hey, man, hope you don't mind me asking you this.
But was you dick hard or what you just saying that?
Why did you say that?
It's his fault.
Pookie was on that shit.
I got Pookie.
killed, man. It's his
fault, because you remember when Pugge tried to run off
the first time when the movie was coming on
and he shot him in the foot. He was a stick-up
kids. The next time you saw Pugge,
he was strung out. It's that nigger
fault. And look, if Pugge
would have pulled off that dope money
he would have been set.
Why the fuck would he give that much
of a fuck about some drug bill and shit?
Pughey robbed the undercovers
though. Yeah.
He shouldn't shot him in the foot, though, man.
That's what got him strung out on crack, man.
The pain, because you know they don't get black people pain pills.
You're right.
They got them strung out first, then put him in rehab.
Then he was going to try to act like he was your friend.
I'm sorry you lost your budget, but I lost a friend.
I was more interested in that bike he was riding on.
I was damn, that's a fresh.
How he was going down upstairs.
Just the bike.
The bike was fresh as fuck.
Yeah.
I was about 10 years old.
Hey, Pookie had the prom queen too.
I didn't care about the money more
than I cared about that bike he would ride on
I'm like, look at that fucking bike
that mad bike he would ride
No, that was a bad motherfucker
until Scotty pushed him off the step
made that nigga ride
he made it down 32 steps
and hit the fucking
third rail
The handle bar started
flipped 52 feet
Flipped 52 feet
It went through
he knew he had fucked up
Oh, flipped over it.
Money gets the going everywhere.
They ease back. God damn it, I'm a cop.
Pugge's struggling not to get back on their pipe, boy.
That face.
Boy, he tried his best not to get back on their pipe.
That jumping jack he did when shit wasn't.
Jumping jack, down to the knee.
That boy went down to a split.
I said about, I said, you got to get it.
You got to get that boy back.
Crackhead, that nigga flimsy is ever.
Boy, New Jack City, man.
I ain't really never seen no crackhead like that.
Like, I think New Jackson City cracked.
Pooke was the youngest crackhead.
Fanged, yeah.
I've never really seen a crackhead like that ever.
Pookie was the most crackhead is of the crack.
They overcracked him, then.
Overcracked.
Yeah, they over cracked.
They didn't have a good understanding about it.
They over cracked him.
They had him on life support.
That crack hat is fucked up.
They're like, man, it's crackhead.
Like, we're going to be doing that shit.
That one will be.
That nigga went to rehab for three weekends.
It was straight.
A big-ass shirt.
The big-haired hat had him was straight.
Three weeks.
How do you go from God-da-A-Rent?
That thing went from COVID-19.
He was in that intense treatment.
Because all that you look back at it, it don't even fit.
It's just not everything he did seem so exaggerated.
Yeah.
He was trying to be the best crack head he could be, Chris Rock.
No, but I'm just saying, all the crack is, you know, who had a job and still smoked crack.
They didn't fucking go to work one day and get fired.
They kept them job long as fuck.
He wasn't a functioning crack one time and got caught.
Because of the real.
Crickhead would have been still a crack for six, seven years before they ever caught him.
Yeah, for real.
He hit the crack and caught him.
He hit the crack one time I came back to work out.
Fones.
Cracket.
Crack.
I don't last that long.
He might have hit it again.
Maybe it was implied that he had hit it.
No, because you remember he had swallowed the rock, right?
They made it seem like you could eat crack and shit, and it was going.
Oh, my God.
These ain't edible.
This crack.
Oh, my man, two, and a three.
That's what I'm saying.
When did he smoke that crap?
What that fuck was that?
Hey, they did them titty.
You got to skim milk coming out of them titty.
They skim-nicking them tins.
Nino Brown had the lady with her tini's out selling crack.
Come on, man.
We're putting it up, man.
Yeah, they were too much.
They took over the car.
Nino don't trust them.
Motherfucking.
They took it.
They don't trust the motherfuckers.
Yeah, they overcracked Pookie a whole lot.
They wouldn't have noticed that big-ass camera
on their belt from the jump, man.
That fucking camera lens
with this motherfucker. Big a big furrow.
They want no shit. Put this on.
Man, you're about to die.
Daddy, I'm gonna die.
Motherfucker, you hot?
You hot?
You been smoking?
God damn pooky.
Dog.
Oh, happy.
So they really wanted us.
to believe that these
niggins had a whole goddamn apartment
building. In the middle of New York.
They took over the whole thing.
And had people smoking crack
in the courtyard. Against the will.
White people.
Everybody in the corner of part.
For the love of money.
Hey.
Gerald Lavert just outside singing.
Okay.
Around the fire.
That was really Geraldine.
Living in the city.
They made it tell me they walked the landlord down the street naked in front of the whole New York.
Yep.
Yeah.
And killed Smitty.
And smacked them on their ass.
Come on, man.
Yeah.
Where's the knife slapped that man on the head and told him to run?
That got my girl Keith.
He didn't have to do that.
Who wrote that, man?
It's important.
You fucking wrote that, man.
He said, when you walk up, you're going to slap that.
When you walk out, you're going to slap on that?
Yeah.
They couldn't just kill them, too.
He didn't have to walk him down the street in the news.
No, you could have to walk down the street naked and just let them go.
And you know it's a movie.
You did not have to, pah.
You know they shot there a bunch of times to get the shot.
Yeah, they had to shoot a right and shoot in two different angles, you know.
They did like 20 takes of that.
Hey, can we not do it?
No, we're doing it.
We're doing it.
This is a close-up shot.
It don't matter.
And keep it off there.
That niggins, I'm already naked, you want to slap them on the ass too, man?
God damn y'all.
Hey man, come on, man, I'm naked out here, man.
This ain't even really happened nowhere in real life.
It's a crucial part of the story.
You got to keep the smack.
Man.
It's because that smack going to come back in the end, so that's what I'm saying.
You got to do that smack on the air.
It's going to wrap the movie up.
Smack on the air.
Only Wesley Snipes.
Ice tea.
Ice tea and Wesley Snipes got some wild boys.
boys.
They did ice tea like that.
G money wasn't acting like this.
Ice tea was talking about killing cops.
A year later they had him playing the cops.
Come on.
He's been playing the police ever since.
Every since.
He made that song a cop killer.
They were like, all right.
We got something for you.
We got something for your motherfucking ass.
He gave him a nice white woman and gave him cop rolls from now on that.
Hey.
Hell yeah.
I rock with ice.
I'm fucking with ice, man.
I just came to the show.
Last year.
in New York.
Brought the Rose Royce out and everything.
Hmm.
What's a man?
Got a little list.
It's okay.
Sex at night.
Sex afternoon.
Damn.
Man, you got me looking at that movie totally different, bro.
Which one?
New Jackson.
You got to have a rewatch.
You just got to rewatch it.
I said you got to watch all these things.
Oh, now that I watched everything old.
They got to watch Ministers Society in 4K.
That's a whole different movie.
You want to get a young man.
that just graduated high school.
No, this shit looked like you watching it from a...
And your kid to Atlanta from California.
Camcorder type shit.
It looks like it's real.
It ain't got the movie shit on it.
It's a whole different movie.
Okay.
She looked like a memory.
Samuel Jackson was in that.
You got to stop and think.
That's Ted.
You got to think.
It's some great faces.
Once you go sit back and watch it.
Like, you can watch them as kids, right?
But you're not thinking, like, oh, this is Samuel Jackson,
but you can get back and appreciate the shit when you're grown.
Clifton Pound?
Too short.
Lorenz Tate, MC8.
Alainan's cousin.
My name was a Samuel Monroe, Samuel, Samuel, Samuel, Samuel from House Board.
Junior from, Samuel from Players Club.
Samuel, yeah, from Players Club.
He always a bitch-ass nis.
Make me some of them grits.
I'm hung in the motherfuckers.
Nick, if you hung in a motherfucker,
this grits ain't fin to do shit.
Got a goddamn thing.
He said, give me some links with them gricks.
Yo, hey, Wax.
Some links with them grits, man.
I'm hungry than a motherfucker.
Say, who got snaps on the petro?
Hey, what I tell you about coming around this motherfucker so early, man?
I don't get out to bed for 2.2.30.
2 o'clock.
What was the white man?
Black man, good enough steel for your fault.
Yeah, because you told me too.
I don't give a fuck what I told you.
These motherfuckers stole.
How do you like that, man?
They stole a maximum and got $5,000 for it.
Ooh.
The market was good.
Back thing.
Maximus was a popular car.
How much maximum go for now?
Shit.
That particular maximum?
That one?
Two, three hundred dollars.
Two, three hundred dollars.
They're probably all over there in, somewhere over in Cyprus somewhere.
You go to one of these countries, they're driving.
Every car, they're dodged intrepid right over there.
Not that entrapid.
A dodged intrepid right over there in Bulgaria.
Yeah, it's going to look like an intrepid till you look at the back,
and that bitch's going to say, every car.
It's going to say a Dodge Chevrolet, Avalent.
A lot of cars we used to see that, we don't see no more.
They go over there still, they will still turn it somewhere.
Bro, they got this one BMW over there that looked like a big 740 or some shit.
No trunk on that bitch.
big front
no ass on the car
Big front no ass on the car
Big front no ass on the car
Big front no ass
The where is that
That shit a hashback
But the front of it
Make it look like this motherfucker
About to be a whole
That sound like me
One of them European ass car
Like it's gonna be some shit going on
Back there for real from the front
Ain't shit going on back there
I didn't even put them two together, too, you did.
Damn.
I called my own straight spot.
All them little, remember them them Dachson's back in them little flat Dotson-like trucks?
A little pickup truck.
Dotson, they all over there in the D.R. and all them places like that.
You had.
And a little Hunter.
You had.
You had.
What you mean?
That was random as him.
I was talking about how the cars over them, intrepid's overseas and all that.
Oh, yeah.
I think I might be a high, too, man.
Not I might be.
Yeah, I'm saying.
You have.
Oh, yeah, I'm definitely.
You're fried rice.
Yeah.
You said who?
You're fried rice.
You think so?
Yeah.
I came in after you, and I'm...
You good?
Hmm.
You good.
Yeah, I might.
But them dies and trippies all over the overseas, though.
Might be right.
Apparently, might be right.
Yeah, you have.
Yeah, you have.
Yeah, my.
I knew it.
To get to the shit.
Because you thought them was driving, they got all kind of shit over there, now.
All kind of Chinese vehicles and shit.
Last time I was out the country, I had rented this little, this little go-card-ass jeep.
It goes like 55 miles an hour.
A go-kart Jeep.
Yeah, I was on this island and they make you get this little driver's license so you can ride this little jeep around.
So I'm just out there whipping, just off straight memory, because there's no GPS.
GPS. You feel
me? Whipping this little Jeep.
Yeah. Situation.
It's kind of like a real car, but then it's
kind of like some shit you were ride in the
car. Because it's only going 55.
Yeah. Yeah. But that's fast enough
to get around this little island.
Fax, you don't need to be whipping around this
motherfucker? Yeah. But to get the driver's
license, you really just got to like
promise you're going to drive right.
What if that was the standard? I mean, that's damn the
standard. It seems like they just be throwing license.
No, because they want the little money anyway.
The license only last, like...
So you can't fail.
24 hours.
It only lasts like 24 hours.
Just raise your right hand.
Do you promise not to fuck this shit up?
You sure?
All right, go on pay the fee now.
Pink is what?
I trust you.
I don't know what...
You look trustworthy.
You got there looking your eye.
Now, go on pay the fee now.
As long as you got the money.
Pay your $7.8.50, get your little license.
You're temperate.
I can issue your temperate license for a number.
It'd be the same person at two different windows.
Come right here.
Let me play that out.
Go to the next one.
I got to foul it with the secretary's state.
They didn't just switch hats.
All right.
Have a nice day.
Be careful.
You winning.
When the last time you went out of the country?
It's been a while.
2016.
I just got my passport back a month and a two months ago.
Oh.
You just got it back?
About two months ago.
Where it went.
It's got to get it back.
Oh, man.
Don't worry about what it was, but I got it.
I'm glad you had it back.
Amen.
I used to be out of the country.
I used to host this thing in the DR every year.
This Memorial Day Getaway.
Yeah.
I'm going back this year.
It was lit.
Yeah.
Memorial Day Get Away.
So Twin 26, I need to be in DR Memorial Day weekend.
Yeah, I'll be there.
Memorial Day weekend.
It's like less.
Oh, yeah.
Memorial Day weekend.
They do it every year.
It was some lit shit out there.
Big Tigger be hosting it, too, sometimes.
Mm-hmm.
But it's lit, man.
Y'all have been out there a couple times.
I'd have been out there a couple times.
This is a few little.
How long?
So I need the...
Memorial Day.
You want to Kool-Aid done.
I know you want to Kool-Aid.
I know you want to lose.
I think she's going to pull up like old pamper, man.
She'll pull up.
Oh, you know me.
If I'm invited, I ain't going to come to way and invite, you can get me the invite.
Amen.
I can bring me and my girls.
That D-I don't tell your friends, give my friends.
Sellers, bring your girl.
Don't leave them.
You're gonna leave you girl.
Don't let your girl come by herself.
They're gonna fuck your bitch.
They're gonna fuck your bitch.
My Lord God.
Them niggas is gonna fuck your bitch out there.
You gotta catch you a little cab to the little resort.
They're gonna drop y'all.
Then you're gonna wait the line for a long at a time.
But once you get in, though.
Shit leave.
You in there.
Oh, that just had your key waiting on you.
pull up. I'm going to give me some
little outfits.
Yeah, I stopped waiting in line. I used to have...
I'm waiting in line about two and a half hours.
God damn. If being there talking to people?
Yeah, just talking shit.
Making time pays. Oh, that'd be fun too.
I understood in that line, waiting on that key.
Getting in the way, everybody right down the line.
What's happening? Where you're coming from?
Matter of fact, where's everybody from?
Talked about them hold.
Mm-hmm. Beautiful holds from all over.
And where y'all from?
United States of America.
That'd be the beginning.
Yeah.
That's my favorite part of going out of time, meeting different people from other places.
Oh.
You said people.
I said a hoes.
Now, why would I say hoes?
Because you're a better person than me.
That's what it's pointing out.
I can't say hoes.
Why not?
Because who am I talking about?
The hoes?
I feel like when you say the hoes, people already know you're talking about nice ladies.
If I say the hose, which hose?
The men's?
The women's?
Whatever your definition of holes.
Oh, the hose is.
Right.
Yeah.
But I ain't only looking for the holes.
I don't, because I don't want people to think that I'm just talking about specific shit all the time.
Yeah.
Because, like, they always say life's a bitch.
But then sometimes life is a whole too.
Yeah.
Who is it now?
Person, place, or thing, you know.
You know what?
This is true.
As a person.
So if life is a bitch, I'd be always say I'm in this bitch.
You know what I'm saying?
in this hole, so I do get it.
You see?
I do understand, my brother.
You're sharp.
You're going to go places.
You're going to go places.
Some I've heard.
I heard I'm on my way.
Yeah.
Because you're from Texas.
And when you're doing something like more than a hoe,
like when you're strong, but you're stronger than a hole, in Texas, that hit way
it did.
It's deeper.
Right.
Your strength is, it knows no bounds when you're stronger than a hole.
Exactly.
When you fresh as of, you got that shit on for real.
Yeah, fresh as a bitch.
Fresh as a bitch.
Fresh as a bitch.
Yeah.
But then you see somebody you ain't seen in the minute, guess what?
They ain't got bigger than a bitch.
Well, that's gonna be good.
These measurement requirements.
But when they lose weight, what'd they be?
Small as a hoe.
Small as a hoe.
Little as a hole.
Oh.
I can't wait till them allegations
Come as small as a hoe
Hungry as a bitch
I didn't got
You hungry as a bitch
Sleep it in a hoe
You sleep in a mouth
Tired in a bitch
Because we are tired than a motherfucker
That's the highest level of tired you can be
Motherfuck is the highest
The elite level
When you say I'm tired than a motherfucker
You've seen enough for real
You're out of there
Yeah.
Just like hungry as fuck is as hungry as you can be.
Nothing tops. I'm hungry as fuck.
Yeah, hungry as fuck, man. That's when you're fighting.
That's the last thought. You'll fight somebody.
Your blood sugar dropping when you hungry as fuck.
You want to fight.
You're getting dizzy.
You feeling lightheaded.
But you know what's right before hungry is fuck.
Hunger is a bitch.
Your stomach just growling in.
But when you hungry as fucking, you can't take no more.
You're getting irritable now.
Now you're getting angry.
Your head's starting to hurt.
You're shaking?
You got the shakes.
That's dangerous.
Yeah.
Don't wait that late to eat anybody.
I hope no.
Are you hungry?
Okay, everybody's good.
Nobody hungry than a bitch.
And nobody's shaking back there is.
Yeah, because I ate a cup of slice of pizza and I was full as on.
You was fucking.
fucking it up. You was fucking it up. Nice nacho, chips and cheese.
Oh, yeah, y'all got refreshments in the back. Y'all is very hospitable around here.
And I got you some banana pudding. You did. I got a little pudding.
I got dinner and dessert. God is so good. I'm on the couch. I'm in the trap.
I tried to tell you. Well, y'all know how to treat it later. You know what is, what is. God did.
You know what is. We can act right when we want to. God did. When you want to. When you want to.
When you want to. If emphasis. We can act. We can act.
Bold italicized underline.
Every now and then we get out of hand,
but we can act right when we want to.
Yeah, every blue moon.
I'm so glad the moon was blue when I caught it.
Oh, yeah.
And some egg right in this danceery.
Oh, yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Shout out to my new outfit.
You got it on?
Let me see now.
A little real tree.
How long?
I don't need your motherfucker.
Fuck them up.
Little leaves and shit for the fall coming up.
Cammo.
What dress like you got a pet deer?
Yeah, exactly.
It's a rifle somewhere
tuck.
Y, yo, all there.
Mm-hmm.
I like what you got going on.
Lean back, it did look like
a regular day.
I'm going to act like you put it on for me.
I like your ensemble.
We in the woods.
We in the woods, would it?
We all in the woods.
Tell them where they can find your show.
Yappy Our Show
on Instagram.
Yappy Our Show underscore
on Instagram.
the ground, yappy hour show on
Twitter. I know you liked the yap. That's why I was
we were just yappers. I mean
I can yappers. I mean, I can yap about whatever. We can talk about
movies, aliens, crop circles.
I tried to put y'allel up on some games.
We ain't saying about no crap show. We ain't say nothing about no
crop show. Close me, close.
Men and black, everybody. But
yes, and
the yappy hour show
on YouTube. Yes.
New episodes every Friday.
Yeah. Amen.
Yeah. And you already told me you come to the
Blue Velvet. Don't Boyneill hear me. Thank you.
I'm coming. You invite.
Come on now. Come to you. I'm going to send you
the cocktail me. Y'all pick out your
drink. I'm going to make you a delicious
cocktail. Oh, okay.
I might have a little chicken for you. You just never
know. A little chicken. A little chicken.
A little chicken. A little chicken. A little chicken. I like how you get down.
Some cookies or some shit.
Oh, shit.
Now you're talking. We're there. Hospital of
folks in Texas. Come on now.
Shit, now you're talking, though.
Hit me up now.
Cookies. Call me back man. Howl? I'm fucking with it. Talk to him.
We got you something, too. Y'all got me a gift.
Got you a gift? I was like, oh, really? I get a car. Oh, this is a big box.
I ain't seen a box like this since. That was she said. Christmas 98. She had a big box.
Damn. I feel love. Feel it. Come on. They got my name. Deep down in your spirit.
How was the banana pudding, man?
Right, because it looked like it was good.
Hold on now.
Got you a little outfit.
I wear this to the airport tomorrow.
You're going to treat your banana pudding the same way I treat you man?
I'm feeling to tell you.
I'm going to need me a little privacy.
I'm going to turn to a pit bull with my banana pudding.
I'm going to be a little.
He on all platforms.
Well, you know, this isn't your first time stopping through here.
It's not.
Don't forget where we're at.
It's not going to be my last time.
stopping through either.
I like to come kick and fraternize
with the people now.
Well, K-dub
and shot thug.
Hey.
We did K-dub 23, man.
YouTube, IG, all that.
You did?
Oh, you can find me over at the Varsity.
I'm out there.
Selling old street corn.
Come holl at me, man.
Sucking tities every Friday.
Amen.
Maced on the bathroom.
Amen.
Macdonough over that I'm covering.
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you never know how cold that water is in that toilet until you drop your nuts in it.
Good night, y'all. Y'all stay woke. Don't let that go over your head. Don't let them go over
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