The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - SONNY DIGITAL in the Trap | The 85 South Show
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You want to wait a few minutes.
The shift changing about 10 minutes.
My boyfriend will pull up right in there.
You get you right in there.
What, what did you get?
Man, the niggas.
Oh, okay.
I can do that right quick.
They got the to-go window now.
What?
That's bullshit.
They got to go window?
That's good.
That's good.
That's good windows on most of the ones, the high-traffic ones,
is a to-go window in the autumn hose.
Damn.
Nick, I try to go to a while right before they're closed, nigga.
What do they're closed?
What time do they're trying to beat me?
What time did it?
He was like, oh.
I mean, don't do that.
Don't do that.
You still got two more minutes.
Fuck, right.
You know times don't really change, bro.
Because motherfuckers don't just start trying shit at fast food restaurant.
Like what?
You can pull up at any restaurants you used to eat at and just look at the menu and be like,
when the fuck they start selling popcorn in this motherfucker?
It's something on every menu that you didn't know was there.
It was one store I want to go to.
I just can't do it, but I'm scared.
What?
What store?
Papi.
What you mean?
I didn't be one car.
I seen a little video with him.
Everybody who worked that going to know him.
The whole bunch of shit came out.
I was like, I ain't fucking that shit.
Probably wasn't even for Popeye, but they said it was.
I was scared.
I ain't even finished introducing the guests, man.
Well, you know, shit.
We already been talking for, what, how long?
Fatty motherfucker.
You already know who it is, man.
Sonny Dizzy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He already did you.
He already did you.
Not analog.
Not analog.
Get riddening with niggas was animal.
Come on, man.
Man.
And this ain't your first time.
This is the first time of this one.
Oh yeah.
But you came to it.
Yeah, you came to the studio studio, the hardwood, table, brick wall.
Yeah, that was one of the original ones, man.
Pioneer of the 85 South Show, so you had to come through the trail.
No care.
Yeah, I appreciate it, man.
Y'all just say this nigga make music, man.
It ain't really just one thing you can kneeling down.
He makes music, man.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
All around entertainer.
He literally, he rap, he produced, he, uh, Nicky at the studio, he did to do a lot of shit.
That motherfucker know how to play instruments and shit like that.
Come on man.
But you know the first part of the one of them the first to ask how to rap though.
And I say first.
No, no, I want to say what the first, like junk, a nine generation.
Everybody want to be a Diddy.
You know how Diddy produce and then he tried to rap.
So, you know, it kind of hard to transition.
Did he produce kind of different though?
No.
Did he be on the beach.
He'd be like, I can really say that shit.
You think Dita be on the beat?
No, they'd be like, I can really wrap that shit.
Hold up, bro.
You think Dita be on the beat?
Who?
You think Dita be on the beat?
Diddy might come in that motherfucking be like,
Hey, Playboy, take that back?
Right there?
Yeah.
Turn that down.
That's it.
That's how they do.
That's my part, exactly.
For real.
Oh, then you gotta give him about 80%.
Yeah, that's fault though, did it?
That's fucked up.
That's it.
Man, that a bid.
He ain't touching no buttons.
Yeah, but my partner here.
Boy in here getting the booth for not rap y'all at.
Go cray, I'm talking about good styles.
You hear, man?
Who started out of that shit? He didn't...
No, man.
No, man.
No, I appreciate it, bro.
No, you better pop up your shit.
I don't know if Papa, I think I was talking about them either.
I don't know if that was your chick.
I'm just saying, somebody said this shit. I ain't do it.
I fold Popeye.
I fold Popeye.
I fold Papi.
I fold with you, man.
I fold with Papa.
Let churches in there.
Give me a deal, Papa.
I foote you.
Soon as somebody played this clip and posted, church is going to be in my mansion.
Like, you forgot what?
Church.
Church, I always be hitting me up.
You ain't know about churches, man.
They'll see you a gift.
They'll see you a gift to.
Three bests and two drums that?
Why he got me fucked up?
They tried to switch up this shit.
Who?
They're trying to revamp their image.
How many?
It's not even that mean churches in here no more.
It's like, talking about Texas chicken.
Oh, Lord.
Don't say that.
That's what they said.
We won't go church.
We don't want to go to Texas.
Texas.
I said what the fuck.
No, bro.
That's what I was saying.
I'm thinking about opening up a chicken spot too.
Late night.
Yeah, everything need to be like night down.
I want to just get with some people that can make the shit good at first.
Then we'll come up with a good-ass name.
Might just call the good-ad chicken.
But did the thing, though, did the thing about,
all I really do is a spot.
Yeah.
You got to have a truck.
If you got dope with no truck, you're tripping.
Well, nowadays.
He ain't selling no place I ain't called.
I'm telling no plates I ain't car, my boy.
You can ghost kitchen.
It gotta be.
Ghost kitchen?
Catch niggins that hungry?
No, no.
No.
I'm like, I'm not.
That's what you're pan-haling.
That's where you float from spot to spot.
All is where you got a little kitchens that you operate out of and you just exist on the online shit.
We don't want a little kitchen.
I need a solid space because motherfuckers got to eat three, four times a day.
I need them to eat with me about two, three times a week.
They ain't.
You got to eat in there.
No.
But bring the crime down is good food.
Everybody ordering food.
Pick up delivery.
Everything got to have like, it's got to be a right and it's got to be a left, right?
Everybody else selling vegan burgers.
I'm about to sell 100% American hamburgers.
You got a question though, can you eat a slutty vegas?
Can you eat a slutty vegan?
Yes.
They got an outside.
It's not competition.
Exactly.
But it's got to be a young and a guise.
A yin and a gang.
For as many people who are on a vegan burger.
It's some fat motherfuckers and motherfuckers who don't give a fuck about all that.
They're going to eat that and they're going to eat both just so they can see.
Ain't no sense that ain't a vegan burger.
They're talking about they put plants and make it taste just like meat.
No.
I'm just, hey.
Real meat like meat.
Real meat burgers.
Shit taste just like a snake.
Clint base.
Megan.
Teal like steak.
That motherfucker of you good though.
I ain't going on.
Mine.
That motherfuck said, vegan sausage.
Take it like sausage.
How do it have the same taste?
What plant did this sausage vegan burger came from?
All right.
It ain't that fit to keep feeding me.
You know, I don't ask no question.
Sausage.
You got to ask, what you call?
Take like sauce.
I fuck with my boy.
What's the, uh, Beyond Meat, John Sally?
He got something.
He'll explain it to you.
All we need to do is get our own oxies.
It looks like me too.
Our own shit.
Uh-uh.
I don't believe it like it is.
No, I'm telling you, what we can't believe it like it is.
I'm not gonna do all that, man.
Oh, we're gonna be eating plat base.
I'm not doing that.
I'm eating real food that ain't even plant base.
Y'all can do that.
It's just ain't flat base.
I'm eating the same shit I've been eating.
I'm not switching over.
I'm not switching over.
It's the same salt.
All right.
We can eat pork.
I'm eating turkey sauce.
I'm wondering why.
You're stupid.
I'm trying to go vegan.
I'm losing all their weight.
It's the same.
Come on, man, we got to do our own shit.
It probably is.
It don't taste like meat now.
Which one?
The plant baked.
Which one you eat?
It's a plant baked cheese.
You eat the beyond or the, which one?
You don't know the name?
What's the different?
What's the different?
What's the different?
Okay, so one of them, wait, wait, wait, wait, watch this.
One of them soy like a motherfucker.
Okay, 10 years ago, if they would have told you some new meat was coming out, you would
look at them.
folks and be like,
nigga, how to fuck some new meat coming out?
Facts.
Now you're eating it.
Plant base.
Eat the plant base.
Don't know.
But tilapia came out of nowhere.
I know.
Plants based.
Just like, yeah.
I don't remember no tilapia pre-2015.
You can't even go fish no tilap.
They're still eating that shit.
Well, I don't eat it.
You don't know if you're eating that shit or nothing.
Fats, because we ain't killed that mama.
We don't know what the fuck we'd be eating.
Now everybody want to be scientists and break down food.
You know, it's poor.
Okay, man, smoke in the Naladers.
Okay, man,
Swolling the Nileaders.
Y'all motherfucking taking shit too far, man.
So what about the milk?
It's not wrong, though.
They swore we need vitamin D, pause, and we need all that, what it is?
What it is?
What it is?
All this milk.
And now they're telling them the milk killer list.
All right, since you brought the milk.
Let me ask you this.
Who the fuck said babies like milk?
Who?
Who?
Who said babies like milk?
Babies.
From the tithes.
From the titty, from the titty milk.
That's milk coming out too.
I know, but I'm saying, like, what if milk is just one option?
That's primarily what baby's ass.
The baby can't drink no Pepsi, dog.
I'm not saying.
That assing going to do something.
The next to get the baby at Dr. Pepper.
Shut up, now.
I'm going to cry, you know.
Gah.
Gave that boy, Assy refloat and hurried a hay.
You're talking, he's been spitting up blood.
I don't know what going on.
Oh, you know, gay that by doctor.
Yeah, I'm a hot doctor.
A hot doctor.
A hot doctor.
I'm gonna fucking 90 degrees, bud.
He got me fucked up.
Wait till you see,
a baby shit the whole pamper off.
What?
What?
When that milk hit their ass and they shit that whole pamper off.
No, that's that, look, what that in that baby food?
We just swore that motherfucker had all the nutrients and protein in it.
They ain't got shit in it.
Ain't shit in that powder.
You don't know what's in that damn powder.
You don't know what's in that powder.
And you just adding it to, oh, this gonna give my baby everything you need.
No, you don't fucking, no, fuck that, I eat it.
This is gonna give him.
I eat it.
You don't fucking know.
You ate that shit?
I eat the shit and I give my baby, dog.
Nass a shortage.
Why they get the powder from?
Ain't no more.
My baby, my baby ate out.
We bought a bunch.
And now we ran out of it just the time.
We were like, you're good.
You don't need no more, right?
We ain't you, we're the pile in a long time.
Yeah.
Why don't you?
Why don't you use a powder in the first place?
Huh?
That's the shit that quarter of all we were raised on.
Well, no, that's sometimes if the tithies ain't doing what they're supposed to do and then, you know, sometimes stress and all the tithies was working and then when their teeth come in.
So they start working?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The shit gets low.
They're going to be like, I can't do.
You'd be like, all right.
It'll be crazy because one titty to be full, one tit to be out.
Yeah.
Then one's it to be on like half a tank and then this shit is like.
Half a car.
They're just going to have a cent.
Oh, I gotta have a septic take my butt here.
Look them teeth up to a set.
Yeah, you gotta keep your voice down,
because if you, like, if you raise your voice and shit,
it'll make the titty start leaking.
No count.
Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Well, we're just black men talking about being fathers and shit?
No count.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
We're probably going to win a Soul Train Award.
No cap.
Or at least an N-A-C-P Image Award.
Oh, our Academy Award.
Or, we don't get an unnecessary amount of hate.
We are.
Which is gonna bounce right the fuck off us.
You got kids?
Because it don't matter.
How good?
How many?
I got one.
Yeah, we all fathers.
I'm good.
I'm in the one club.
How old?
Five, my boy.
Okay, that's what's what.
How's your baby?
One. He just turned one last month.
You know what that means, right?
That means we all had some pussy for real before.
Yeah, wrong.
No, we didn't actually make people.
Facts.
Yeah, for sure.
That's like more.
Or the combat of fuss.
I gotta know.
You didn't made you some little you.
Come on, man.
When I thought, I make little me's, motherfucker.
I make people when I fuck.
You do.
I make humans when I have sex.
I watch over my kids.
That's how great this is.
Who you fuck me?
It's gonna be another meat like, we don't.
We're gonna make a whole other person with their own thoughts and ideas and appetite and shit.
Mm-hmm.
I feel like in the movies, like, you know, when they be having to,
they notice the kid got special skills.
or something shit, that's how I feel out there.
I'd be like, look at it.
He'd have figured out the square one,
go in the square one.
Yeah.
But I tell him.
You're going to be all right.
You're going to be all right.
And then I yell just to see if he can handle pressure.
Hey!
You still get it right.
Yeah, yeah, OK.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to try that with my daughter.
She's so clung.
You got to let them do it.
They're going to do the shit.
And you're going to be like, damn, I gave up on showing you.
You showed them so many times.
And they didn't get it.
They ain't get it.
They ain't get it.
But they did.
They saw you.
They get so much shit from just seeing us.
Like with my children, like, when my daughter fall, I don't go jump and be like,
no, I let him know, hey, man, daddy might not be there.
She hit the ground, look at me, get your ass up.
I look away.
When he fall, I act like I ain't see this shit.
I'd be like, hey.
He don't make no noise.
Because that's what happened.
They get embarrassed.
You look at it.
Oh, they'd be like.
Yeah.
October 7, we in, we in Mississippi.
We're in, South Haven, Mississippi.
Man, come on, man.
We're going down by your own.
But it's close, it's cold.
We'll go with my cousin, ma'am out.
Oh, I bet.
South Haven, Mississippi, we will be at the Lander Center.
That's October 7, right?
October 7.
That's gonna be like the first day of fall.
I probably wear a sweater that show.
Hell yeah.
We're in October 7, ooh, we're feeling to get cold.
I'm feeling to be fresh.
What that means?
I'm gonna buy a lot of shit from Sheen.
You know what I'd like to do when I go to South Haven?
What's that?
Wait a second.
See, you're about to give away what they got to come see live, baby.
Come on.
South Haven, Mississippi, October 7, 23.
Hey, you're going to be acting nasty, na-da-n-n-n-n-that ain't it.
That ain't it.
That ain't the same one.
You know what's the best thing about South Haven, Mississippi?
What's that?
Wait a second.
You got to stop doing that.
And let them people get their tickets on October the 7 in South Haven, Mississippi.
Go we're going to get the Lander Center.
The Land of South.
center we landed at the lander center because they don't like if you get caught in
their traffic trying to get to the lander center you're gonna be late and you know the
craziest thing about having a show at the lander was that it's wait a minute you
almost did it again we're going to lander center the lander center October 7th
2023 get your take it yeah
My son, 13.
Oh, sure.
I walk in the room.
He's on the phone with some girl.
Oh, God.
What are you?
Hold on.
Dude in here.
That's up.
Oh.
Hey.
Hey.
That fucked up.
Don't fucking play with me.
What he said?
Hey, don't fucking play with me like this.
That fucked up.
Oh, the old dude came here.
What?
That fucked up.
No.
No.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Yeah.
Brother.
Dude.
Wow.
The car is dead, dude.
Boy, I make you go to bed right now.
Wow.
I make you go to sleep while you're awake.
Oh, close.
Oh, this shit, boy.
Tell the truth, though.
You still love, I did, close your eyes, nigger.
As black parents, they'll wear that one out, that's, that's really like a non-physical ass woman.
What?
What?
Okay, hey, I'm gonna make y'all go to bed.
That shit, sting. Everything's still out.
Hey, be quiet.
Because as long as you be quiet, y'all would stay up.
Niggas get to blame the niggas when they say that shit.
I fucking don't you.
Go to bed!
S!
Niggins, be like, go out there and say so to him.
What?
You swear to their control of that.
Go talk to her.
Because she forgot she was up there.
Yeah, she forgot you to spend the night.
She forgot she spent the night.
She forgot she spent the night.
As long as the motherfuckers would get you there.
Oh, nigga be there a long weekend.
This nigga been there.
Three days.
You stand him?
Take y'all ass to bed.
You got a boy child.
Why you say y'all?
Oh, shit.
What?
Living in black, that shit would be fun.
People don't know, though, man.
Your parenting skills is already inside of you.
You don't get to, like, prepare for them.
They're there.
Yeah.
You just look up and be parenting.
Like, look what my fucking parent?
Dude, that's the same day.
My daughter, she's funny.
She got a stare and then she'll smile.
Like, she liked to play like that.
He'd be like, no, she's like,
I'm like, I'm like,
What the hell wrong with you?
Who you learn that from?
Man, stop doing that.
You?
You?
I ain't never looked at her.
Give me a hood.
Yes, you did.
That's she did.
It's never did.
It's like, you all disturbed her.
When she was watching bubble girl,
you're like, nah.
He'd be like, bro, I would cut this shit off.
Fuck are you talking to.
So Bubble Gumpies, that's what they all right.
She lit on bubblegubbing now.
Y'all seen the one little shit?
What?
That shit be jamming.
Which one?
Grace's corner.
Nah.
Told you what time to get on my nerves.
You got the new his baby, so it's price me.
Yeah.
That's why, so you ain't never, see, this shit been going on to my house.
No, there's some trap music for babies.
What?
Grace's corner.
For real.
Boy, that shit be jamming, down.
I don't be talking about what they be saying.
Uh, well.
What sound does a letter make?
Oh, I didn't heard that.
What sound does a letter make?
Boy, my son be freezing everything when that shit come on.
That nigger put his hand over your mouth, like, stop talking.
I'll be like, oh.
And then I was watching that shit, yeah.
That shit be jabbing, man.
Your hands think.
Yeah, it's weird.
Look, when you were coming, I was like, don't come close.
I was like,
I was like, ugh, ugh.
Niggas shouldn't touch you.
I was trying to stay a minute.
I was like I hear you.
Oh.
That's all you're on the corner about.
I didn't know he was that dope.
That niggins dead.
That nigg is still bad.
Hey man, DC.
I've been waiting to see you, nigga.
I gotta tell you about the Miami trip.
What happened to Miami trip?
It was a truck that ain't about to call me.
What the fuck?
We went to Miami.
We.
And we're standing outside, right?
So we just, you know, people just passing by and shit.
Right.
Yeah, all of a sudden.
You see this tall last dude.
This motherfucker, about six four, six, five, some shit, right?
But the nigga had on an airbrush shirt.
You know, like, you ever seen, like, the lady's going to get the airbrush shirt at the beach?
It'd be like a beach body.
Like, like, what?
Okay, bet.
So this man's tallest shit.
This motherfucker got the airbrush shirt, two big-ass titties.
Right?
Then he looked down on the shirt.
Then the nigga got the dick on there, too.
So he walked past everybody on the street, moved to the other side.
It was like it.
So I turned around and say, hey man, dude got a shirt with a dick with some tits on it.
Tony, dad, dumb man's gonna say, yeah, it was long t-truth.
Then the ninnik said, I was talking about the t-shirt, man.
It was a long t-shirt.
Get the dude with Tom, but this shit was just, man.
I said, I'm gonna give a fuck.
What happens after this, bro?
There's a motherfucking mind to walking around with a shirt,
with the titty's with the dick on it.
Ain't nobody saying shit.
That means you do what you don't do the fuck you want to do in life.
No, I don't.
That means that you're about to get titties and dick.
Talk somebody.
That's a little customer.
I don't know.
That's a high-end shirt.
That'd be a cussed by.
That's the type of shit I've seen in Miami that made me go to the hotel back to the room.
I was like, you know what?
I couldn't wait until by the cab spray.
I got a big paint to do.
What you're going to do?
It was dicks.
Boy, shit, it's going crazy.
When I saw that shit down here.
I got off the streets, man.
That was the shit that made me lock it on in.
He had to go home.
That's why we got curfew.
Early.
Hey, boy, at 9.30, go home.
I shut it down.
See, he rose outside.
Because I was like, so this is what we're up again?
Oh, hell no.
Let me get the fuck out of here.
How do you combat that?
Got to get you a shirt made with Batman.
With Batman on it.
That's about all you can do.
Now it made me want an airbrush shirt.
I don't want nothing on the shirt.
I just wanted to look like some pussy lips.
Then it's kind of like me, like hanging out the lips, like peeking out.
Picking out like that.
The weather ain't ready for me.
Hey man.
You know what time did. People got to stay prayed up, man.
You guys are awful.
Keep your energy right.
That's just letting you know.
I like how we transition.
You hear me?
From peeking out the kudja to pray it up.
Fat.
Got to peek out the kuzha, stay prayed up.
Talk your shit.
Peek out the kooch and stay prayed up.
What you're gonna do?
If you're in the kuzha, you need to do it.
If you're in the kuzzi, you need to do it.
Okay.
Oh, you got there.
That's what it said right there.
Let me hit that.
I should have brought the mic.
What happened to the auto tune?
I thought you wanted to the auto tune.
They don't never get to me.
It's J O. We're in fault, really.
Everybody stayed.
He's stirred.
We should have did that shit on one of them sunny digital beats.
No cap.
Yeah, I know he got some.
He got a whole lot of...
But you know, since the price went up.
No sleep.
Mike O' song.
Cause a song.
Nah, shit, I ain't gonna charge ya.
Oh, don't say that, nah.
Shit.
What with that?
We definitely need it.
We needed this.
Okay.
Okay.
No sleep.
Mm-hmm.
Picking out the Gucci.
Oh, I like that.
Peking out the Gucci.
I like that right there.
That's me.
Pee.
No sleep.
Mm.
Mm.
Pee.
out the cooosie peaking out the cooosie you know what I say on some shit like that
I said who's that picking out the coochie wow nobody now who's that picking out the coochie
wow nobody now who's that peeing out the coochie
Pige and Dr. Coochie.
Oh, baby, who just took some doctor help?
Somebody help him.
He got acid reflux early,
and he ain't even 30.
Or peaking out of Gucci, omi, oo-wee.
He's seen some tities with some uh-uh-uh-wee.
Picking out to Coochie.
Oh, Cooch is going to be a safe space.
A safe place where you could save face.
Facts.
Cooch is probably some of the best thing
that most of us have ever had.
Facts.
And if they do have something better than Cooch,
I'm gonna go on here and say it, I don't want none.
If they have something better than Coochch,
Cucci, I don't want none.
As long as it involves Coochie, I'll take it.
Oh, I don't care of Coochie.
If it's Coochie from a new angle, I'll break it.
Oh, man.
Did somebody order the Coochia a la carte?
It was me.
It was me. That's mine.
Cicca right there.
Cooch is so good, you can just lace a fruit beside it, and they go together.
You ever thought of that?
Oohie.
I want people to be confusing.
Coochie with vagina.
vagina. Sometimes Kooch is just all the other shit that your lady do just for you.
Like when you need a ride from the airport, that's Kushi picking you up.
Depending on what kind of car she's picking you up in, that might be pussy picking you up.
A lot of niggas is bitter because they ain't never experienced nothing outside
of vagina.
A vagina.
You ain't never been way across Atlanta.
Way across Atlanta and pick up the phone and say,
hey, I need you to go in my drawing
and bring me over here.
And then she shoot it over there and then
drop it off and shoot straight back.
You don't know nothing about that.
Because all she got for you is some coochie.
And some thing is will settle right there,
thinking that coochie is just enough.
It's not enough.
Man can't live off coochie alone.
No, don't settle for a vagina.
Uh-uh.
Because sometimes she'll fuck around
and give you a little vagina just to keep you quiet.
That's just...
Yeah, it'll be a little vagina just to keep you quiet,
just long enough, so she could pull that last plate.
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But you don't have to change.
But you see, it's your fault too.
It's your fault too.
Why?
Why is my fault?
Because you'd be playing with or two.
It's my fault.
It's your fault.
Take two to play that shit.
And that's how it ended up.
Pee and I.
She put it on me like, oohie.
I can't tell the difference.
Yeah, she can.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Vigana is the place.
When I pee.
Cooch is the thing.
Hey.
Just sit on it dead.
Coochie and pussy vagina.
I don't care to go tell your mom.
Like if you was hanging out.
hanging out with pussy right and you can call him the pussy all weekend and
then like pussy mama call you would be like hey vagina your mom you like up
you feel me I feel like vagina is very formal like pussy wouldn't feel out of
job application I put pussy on that pussy would put hey vagina
well pussy wouldn't have to fill out no application vagina pee coocha if it's
pussy applied pussy get hired
on the spot.
Right.
Give me hot like a song.
Eat you up, I got around.
Oh, man.
Give me a vagina.
Hey, man.
What's wrong with you?
Oohie.
She put that goodie out on my age.
Sonny, you knew it was crazy when you came here.
And we've been smoking on this good black people weed too, man.
That's what we have.
That's what we call them these days.
I was smoking before the shit started.
It's all good, man.
It's what we do.
Black people, we do.
You got some new shit on the way?
Who this is?
Yeah, for sure.
I'm working on something right now.
What you got?
I might drop this song on the 29th.
These two songs, man.
Oh, I think just one song on the 29th,
because since 91.
Come on, let's drive.
Let's go.
Pop your shit, man.
Pop your shit.
Just regular shit, man.
Produced by me.
You know what I'm saying?
Produced by me and C-No, actually.
Of course.
No.
Yeah, I'm just working, man.
I'm just working.
What can they find it at, man?
What can they hit you up at and catch up on all this new shit?
Everything is gonna be all Sunny Digital.
It's easy to find me.
It's easy to find me if you look for me.
Yeah.
Just spell my name right, that's it.
Yeah.
So is it Sunday with you?
Sonny with you?
So it's sunny.
Two ends, it was four eyes.
Right, Sonny.
Is it the real Sunday?
Real Sonny.
If you're going crazy.
Right, Senate.
Oh, okay.
This is you?
They say Sony.
Sony is the number one.
Sonny.
I don't know why they say that.
I have my name is not Sony.
Who'd be saying that?
Tell them the right way, game.
A whole lot of people.
I don't know where they get that from, though.
That's crazy.
You know why?
Go when they see Sony, they think of that, so they just don't understand how Sonny is supposed to look.
Do they listen to the ad?
Because your tag.
That, see, I think.
It sounds, I don't know, actually, I don't know.
That shit says son of this.
It do say something, I know.
It definitely, but I'm thinking about it.
I ain't, I...
No, we can't put our mind state in the people
who don't want to comprehend.
Sonny, did you?
See, don't do that, see?
Don't do that, see.
Is that what they...
You see?
That's some whole not.
That's some whole other shit.
Yeah.
That's a whole other shit.
You mentioned Sony BMG, and then your shit just...
I got a playstation.
I talk about Sony all that motherfuck to walk to.
Do it.
My fire broke immediately, Nick.
Your Sony 5?
Tell me the PS5.
It broke A's up.
And you play how much on this?
You came, bro.
It came.
I got retail.
You took it back?
Yeah.
I still got a P.
I ain't got the P.
I still got the 4.
You got the 4?
You got the 4?
You get the 5?
For what?
When I can play y'all niggas on the 4?
Yeah, you definitely can.
It ain't.
Hell what I get the 5.
I'm already play y'all on the 4.
What I don't want my shit that just looks super good?
I'm not in the TV?
This shit looks great enough?
Yeah.
They need some more games for the five.
You went from the three to the phone?
Most of the shit that I play on the five.
It's a big difference.
The three look like a fucking dream cab.
Boy, the three look chunky.
The three look crazy.
That shit like iPhone.
You get a new version.
You'd be like, who the fuck is this?
No, sir.
We used to play this and be excited about it.
Yeah, we'd be looking back at that shit.
It looks like roadblocks now.
NBA 2K would probably like the lid is on the three.
No.
You crazy.
Fuck no.
You crazy.
No, I meant live.
live with live barely made it to the four NBA Street
NBA Street
Not you're talking about the one with goddamn Jay-D on
No you're talking about death champion death
No I'm talking about the NBA game where you play three on three
Yeah, then you unlock the legends and shit and do all the tricks
I don't think about been lying since that the one with Carmelo ethan came out
Now Xbox stayed in there with them games though
They got a whole bunch of shit.
I'm going to pay.
I got to have PlayStation.
You go to GameStop and look at the game wall.
Hell no, they don't go to GameStop.
There's so many games in there that you ain't never even heard of.
There'd be weird things in GameStop.
Oh, my fuck.
It'd be a game in that bitch called The Weed Man.
For real?
You play this bootleg-ass shit.
They think is selling weed and shit.
I still fuck with the 604.
I'll be in the game stop.
What?
Niggas Mario cart?
They got a new one.
We be bedding.
You got a switch.
No, it don't play like the little three-legged monster,
motherfucker.
I got to have a three-legged control with the little weak-ass analog.
That shit be loose-haired.
It's too blacky, boy.
They had a lot loose head.
Yeah.
Yeah, I never fucking.
Never fuck with the 64.
What?
Got to have the see-through controller?
I can see the little fake shit on the seat-through crap.
I remember all that shit.
Y'all nigga crazy.
I got to have a 64.
Nah.
Got to have a Mario car and it's a, it's a, it's a, um,
It's a level where I'm not how to jump over the wall on y'all at.
Nah, I ain't fucking with that.
That shit will you be behind the board.
Uh-huh.
That's shit.
I can hit the ball, like, eh.
I'm all on mid-lap.
Overlap y'all, y'all niggins.
Easy.
What?
Mario Car was stupid.
What about double O seven?
That was on six for?
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Like the burn stages.
That head up.
But we're like, pooh.
You had a nigger one time.
You better hurry up.
That's something going to eat your ass a lot.
I ain't never had that shit, but I played it a lot.
I played it a lot.
What, 007?
Yeah.
I ain't ever had it either.
I played it with somebody.
You said I played it with somebody.
No, man.
What?
I always got my shit later.
I'm gonna bought my 64 late in fuck.
I'm in high school.
They're buying this shit for.
They got PlayStation 2.
You always buy me shit late, but I appreciate you know.
I know you said you won that 64.
I got 64.
I got 64.
I'm like, man, we are done with this shit.
We got four sisters, the bastards this.
I'm talking like, she gets in the boatload,
but I got 80 games.
So I'm a priest's deal.
I'm like, thanks, ball.
Always one of these.
Ooh, two controllers.
Damn.
I remember I ever went for a dirt bike
like in fourth grade.
She got that beat for them.
to the cell. I'm like, man, this, I don't even want this shit. It was a beginner, man.
I'm like, I think I'm too big for this shit.
Hey, Clay, you remember my fucking Nintendo used to always sneak Mario in a bunch of games.
That nigga was the referee in punchout.
He was the referee in tennis, too.
And he's like, yeah.
Donkey Kong.
He was the nigga on golf too.
Oh.
Hey, this hot that the nigga knew that we knew that it was him in every game.
Because if you know this every game, they put that nigga in, he'd be looking for him from the side,
to see if you notice.
Like, nigga, we see you, Marl.
You know your bitch ass, boy.
He was the referee in Punch Out.
That's what I'm talking about.
Punch Out used to, that used to be the shit, boy.
You and my cousin spent hours on that.
Yeah.
Hey, man, welcome back to the 85 South Show.
Yeah.
This show right here is blacker than rubber bands that go at the end
when you get your hair braider.
The small.
Yeah.
We keeping it real black.
Sonny Digital.
Alright.
What's up?
Man, you in the crypto market?
Your name Digital?
I fuck with it, man.
That shit going down, though, right now.
That shit fucking down.
That shit going down.
But this is what they want y'all to think, so they can buy into it,
and then they hike their shit back up, and then they go make all the money off of it again.
I fought with them.
To a certain degree, I want for them.
Me too.
I got my piggy-tow in it.
You're creating them, or are you buying them?
I'm buying some right now.
I bought something.
I already bought some.
I didn't know to them, though.
But I was working on one though, but that shit costs money, though.
It costs, it costs a little more.
It costs money to actually do that shit.
Yeah.
You know, real for that.
It ain't easy.
It ain't easy as it be seen.
Well, I've been investing in socks.
In socks.
In socks.
Not stocks, socks.
How bad shit been?
My fucking still been putting socks on every day.
That's.
So.
I got my socks from now.
A motherfucker always told me a necessity, bro.
A necessity.
Still socks from here.
Everything, that's a necessity.
You're going to always make some money.
Yep.
They need it.
It's a necessity.
They got to.
I treat everything like it's a dope game.
I ain't in a dope game, but I treat every being like it's a dope guy.
I'm like, dude, the motherfucker need this.
You got to treat it like you at the grocery stuff.
Need it.
What?
Hmm?
Like you got to look at that shit like you're buying groceries.
No, I buy a lot of groceries.
You're talking about stock.
You're talking about what I was talking about.
He said he looked at shit like the dope game.
I was like, no, you got to look at it like you're buying groceries.
For how many groceries you buy, then you got to go back eventually.
Yeah.
That too.
You're going to eat the food.
I didn't know the dope game taught me so much.
I'm like, it's just strategic.
It's just a plan.
I'm like, hmm, if this was cocaine.
It's honest.
That's what you go.
Don't you wish that black people can really be in the dope game?
Like, think of how America work, right?
No.
So think about it.
They're on a pseudical.
I'm putting it right now.
We are, we are a drop in the amount of money.
Cure some shit, right?
Only you know how to make this shit.
You don't.
Only you.
Only your company know how to make this shit.
Right.
You know enough people and you got enough clubs.
Well, these motherfuckersers are go to Congress
and make it illegal for anybody else
to even fuck with this shit that you're using
and you're the only one who made this shit
and you can charge whatever the fuck you want to
for it.
That's just letting you know how
the political side work.
You feel?
That's the day of time.
That's the type of game.
I want to be just, I want to play like
the white people play America.
You know how you do that though?
You gain resources.
They got them all.
They got them all.
We can't walk in finish.
No, we're going to use this.
You can't, you can't, one, you can't talk about it.
Facts.
Facts.
First of all.
You gotta, you gotta get strategic.
And then you start getting somebody to lobby on your behalf, but you gotta figure out what you represent.
And then as you go, you just game motherfuckers all with your...
But you gotta present.
To everybody what they want.
Because everything they get past, got some little bullshit included in there.
You get what I'm saying?
But if you read the day of time, if you understand how history works,
They tricks would never work when God gave you favor.
They already work.
They're not.
It's just part of the ecosystem.
Shit crazy right now, man.
Look, look right now, as fucked up as this is, as high as gas is.
Who would have thought all us motherfuckers, this is a cool people at home watching this shit
could afford gas at this price?
Especially at $9.
Without being in LA.
If we was in 93, we would be millionaires.
Fat.
Like, look how much money for, like, and we still, where the fuck?
Like, they don't want us to have shit, right?
They say the world is supposed to grow, but prices are not.
Inflation going up, but they're not giving nobody no raise.
Minimum wage ain't going up.
So motherfuckers, they'll have to tell it.
Get it.
The $1,200 really did all this.
Oh, man, fuck out of it.
They still think we're pinching up the $1,200.
We got to talk about that trillion, two trillion, Wall Street got.
We don't know.
They gave them good two trillion before.
What about the money?
What about the money?
Oh, they just...
We didn't have no Ukraine.
Well, I can't...
All right.
At this point of the game, we just got to admit that...
They're gonna cut all this up.
Even if they said that they gave them that shit, where did you hear that?
Huh?
Where would we know that from?
Cool what?
They said the government gave them two trillion.
That, I didn't say... I'm talking about to the Wall Street.
They did that though.
Check this out.
That's document.
That's the safe number.
If they were publicly say, too, how much do you think they really gave them?
Fast.
Fast.
Yeah, come on.
This shit is incorrect.
That was the save number.
That's what I'm saying.
That's crazy-ass numbers.
You can't even be...
You can't even be...
You can't even be...
We're gonna say $2 trillion, but we get that $1.
Right.
So by the time you hear this shit, they got the money and spent the shit to need some more.
Spent it.
We only know what the money went to for Ukraine, but the shit gone.
I can tell you what we need down on my head?
Who said...
Who took it over there?
Read it in the headline.
Who took it on there?
Who took it on there?
What do you say?
What are they gonna spend it at?
Who?
They need this money for what?
You know what they need it for.
Who they gonna buy some shit from?
Who do you think?
Who do you think?
You think we give them the money and be like,
hey, go spend it where you want here.
Right.
It's going here, here and here.
Right.
You need this, this and this.
And I want to see receipts.
Right?
You're trying to fight them, right?
We're trying to.
Sonny, you think you're high.
You high, son.
You had.
You had.
I don't know what you smoke, but I don't want
that way, you're just like, yep.
So you're gonna get this from?
Yeah.
No cap.
Nah, I'll fuck with that too.
She ain't get deep running this.
I don't even give a fuck no more.
Fuck it.
I'm black.
I'm a nigger.
No cap.
Whoever the president is.
I worry about being in the years of life,
learning my culture.
Whoever them people are, they gonna do with the...
Hey man, they're gonna do what the fuck they gonna do.
Gas gonna be $70 a gallon.
We ain't gonna do shit, but buy one gallon
and go on to the fucking hour with.
Them people know that shit.
They know.
You gonna do what the fuck you can afford to do.
No, yeah.
That, that, said it here.
They make shit high as the fuck they wanted to make.
If you can't afford it, then you just won't fucking have none.
They got much shit you can't afford right now.
You think they give a fuck if you're gonna buy a rose rush?
It's a waiting list.
Nicky, you can't just walk in and give me a rose rut.
No, nigga.
This one belongs to somebody.
They're gonna pick it up in three months when we get through letting you look at it.
Motherfucking.
They take your little fucking picture.
And your money's no good here, nigger.
That's really the problem.
Buy one from Red Run.
He's sick of the one.
He has, you motherfucking.
Get out of the store.
You don't want a new one.
We'd appreciate it if you didn't buy one.
How about that?
Have you seen the Tesla?
Nice car.
Guy like you?
That's how you know they're about the damn you fucking with you.
Ever hear white people say, guy like you?
That's the cold.
It's a cold, let you know.
We're a fuck with.
Oh, man.
When they try to get you the goddamn buy some shit, they start out.
Hey, big fella.
Hey, what you're talking about, man?
They try to black it up, too.
Oh, man.
Hey, man, the honeys are gonna love you in this.
This color?
You don't even know what culture you're talking about.
What culture you tell about?
You said, this color?
Uh-huh.
Your skin tone?
It's gonna go crazy, bro.
What the fuck?
I spoke to Jay-Z about it.
No, you ain't talking no damn Jay-Z, did it?
That's real.
Stay warm.
Stay woke.
I always stay woke.
I think everything gets fucked up.
No care.
But you know what motherfucker gotta do, though?
Get back in that book and get together as a people.
The book, here you go.
Congregate?
No, we're not.
Because when were we ever together as a people?
What you say?
When was we ever together as a people?
No, right now this is congregation.
It's a lot of people...
Right now we're together.
But I'm saying like...
There's a lot of people.
Right now, how many...
Right now.
No, we ain't talking about...
You know how he is.
You know how he'd be like,
With people, we're going to, see, come on.
Man, don't do me like that, man.
Don't you fucking do me like that.
Don't you're saying, but I know what you're saying.
No, man.
We got to talk about it.
And no matter how many people, if you get whatever
got that group of people that's the people come together.
Once they get together, it makes shit better.
You come together.
I get it.
I fuck with it.
You just talk your talk.
We're already doing it, nigg.
Right now.
We do it constantly.
Every day.
We're country games right now.
right now.
Man, I just say, man, I wasn't being objective.
I was just saying.
Nah, he's going to get me.
I was just asking me.
I wouldn't be like, hey, they'd be an objective.
Because that's the thing we're supposed to be a riled, now.
I wouldn't be an objective.
Because even when they was doing the Civil Rights march, some niggas still went to work.
Everybody didn't make it to the march.
No cap.
Don't think everybody was out there.
See, people felt a good lot.
It was some niggas looking out the window at work.
Yeah, they're doing it, ain't it?
What did you say?
More coffee, sir?
But see, people felt to realize we had to go get our people like...
Oh, I made a lot of tips when them civil rights folks coming through here.
Seems like all the white folks around who got hungry, seeing all of them niggas walk through here so fast and brist and them nice clothes.
Guess it just makes the white man hungry to see black people just nice.
Well, I made it over $6,600 last time Martin Luther King came.
They tried to come in and drove.
Two weeks before.
How much you made?
We sold a lot of barbecue that weekend.
Boy, we went through some barbecue that weekend, dude.
It was hungry after all that morning.
He said, my boy, we went through some barbecue that weekend, dude.
We, well, we had to make our two things off down there.
We went through some barbecue, you know what I mean?
That boy, that's stupid, bro.
They eat pork then.
Oh, niggie.
All the sandwiches, all the rib chips, everything.
They got everything.
These two.
See, but when people really understand that we was in captivity in Egypt,
you think so?
First, then we understand, once we get ourselves together, we'll be good.
Oh, maybe we'll be going too far back.
We don't go too far back, but we're going to far enough.
If you look at your family tree now, bro, you've got some cousins right now
that's kind of related to you, but they don't reflect the family.
I'll let you know they come from something else.
They're right there.
They grew up at your grandma house with you.
They part of the family ethnicity-wise.
I don't know.
Shit, they can get the fuck on.
I just feel like my whole, I feel like the way you feel like with it, I just feel my connection
to my ancestors.
I just feel like we was always the niggas, like, right here, like, look at this shit.
I just feel like that's, I feel like all my ancestors said that throughout every.
point in history, like my great-great-granddad had a little piece of land.
He ain't really gross shit, but like potatoes or some shit.
And then when all the shit was happening, he was like, he was looking over there and was
like, you see that shit?
And just went back to his little shit.
Really?
I don't know.
I feel like my incessible.
Fucking.
Of course they were.
No, fucking.
And I said, we, I got a whole, many of many people.
My dad's side.
Biggin' my mama's side.
My mom's side.
Itty bitty.
Well, they been too, but they eat it bitty.
When I do, when I start doing my family history, nigger, my grandma had nine children.
And her sister had night church.
Lepture.
The part about being black.
Once you go back two, three grandparents, you ain't got no more pictures.
It's just a bunch of paperwork.
Yeah, they ain't had cameras back then, yeah.
Yes, the fuck they did.
Not no camera they could get their hands on.
White people got their ancestors when they was a caveman.
They got a picture.
And this is right before we called,
my great-grandfather invented the wheel.
Hey, that dink is stupid and fuck.
Hey, you heard that, niggins.
My great-grandfather Winford Goodrich.
He invented the will.
You ever heard of the right, brother?
That this d'all me, fuck, right.
White people got pigeons of their great-great-granddaddy.
centuries ago, nigga was a goddamn count with his hand in his coat like this.
Man.
I am the great descendant of 17th count of duchess.
Yeah.
Publishe.
Vampirious el imperious delgado.
White people be related to everybody except black people.
Have you noticed?
They related to every goddamn thing except some black folks.
No, they skip over.
They skip over.
Then we got them old asses.
Every time they hear the word white people, they always want to explain.
I'm that white pal, I'm Irish.
These are all white people, man.
They go to extremes too, though.
But you know what they know?
They know exactly where they come from.
Maybe it's best we don't.
Who?
I don't think they do.
Hell no, it best we do.
Because what if you did?
And then you fucked around and found out for real.
And the white people just like, okay.
You want to know where you're really from?
And they open that shit up, they open the cabin,
and they hang you a paper.
And these motherfuckers are like, D.C.
Young Fliticus.
Your people from the galaxy's 3,000 gazillion miles away from it.
You wanted to know so fucking bad we're in the fucking Egypt.
You guys are from outer space.
I wouldn't even believe them know it.
That's why you made it this fucking long.
I wouldn't go to them to ask them who the fuck I am.
Who you think?
He's white man.
Who else you do?
Who am I?
Who else you think?
They're gonna feed me another life.
You are Hispanic.
I'm like, okay.
I'm supposed to do the suicide.
Okay.
That's the fucked up thing about America.
That's why they give you these numbers and shit.
They know exactly where the fuck you came from.
So you wouldn't be here.
Shit.
That's your barcode.
Man, exactly.
So you think they don't know who?
Where they niggas is it?
They know exactly where they niggas is it.
They know exactly where they niggas at.
Oh, you want to know, huh?
great-grandfather he played baseball great catcher they know already but the
crazy part about it like you say you know what we came for and we'll know where we're
going no we would because after a certain point brer after a certain point he's
gonna make a fucking say we can't win with that nigger man we're trying to get everybody
where are we trying to go black people where y'all want to go to the primal land
what eight eight one it is all right we gotta make it these white people that made them
They're thinking you got to believe.
These children ain't shit in there but some TV screens and a white wall.
That best by.
I ain't bet.
I'm telling you.
Not big by for the foot down.
Amen.
Play with here people if you want to.
Listen, you said read the book.
Let's read it.
Let's dissect it.
Where are we going?
Let's talk.
What do you want?
That's how I speak.
No, I'm just speaking out loud.
Oh.
I'd be like, which book, hmm?
Which chapter?
Let's talk about it.
You got to have a heart of Joseph, no matter where you put, as long as you know you got the favor of guard, you know you're going to be scraped.
Throw me in there with the lines dead. Get what?
Now I ain't going to do nothing to him. I know I got favor. I ain't scared.
Throw me in the wood. Throw me in the wood. I ain't scared. We're going to come out.
Can't be a doubter. Like Moses. We fuck with Moses, but Moses kept down.
He still did what he was supposed to do.
That's how he made it through the whole Bible.
I know, but he doubted.
I don't know.
Moses, come to the next chapter.
Let me show you.
I got to keep showing.
Keep showing.
He gave you the sign.
Get what?
I'm walking my chest up high.
Had a heart of Joseph.
One thing Joseph didn't do, he never complained.
And then he told him why it happened.
He looked at their brothers and said, man, you know what?
I was supposed to come out here.
Knowing y'all sold me.
Knowing y'all sold me and I told y'all, it was a reason for me to come out here.
I just looked at the niggas who just sold me.
who just sold me and told them, hey, man, I ain't even tripping.
It was a reason for me coming out here, man.
Y'all are my brothers, life is good now.
You thought I would fucked up.
We're good.
That how you got to walk?
These are terrible stories.
No, they mind.
You got to read the story.
No, I don't know why they convince, niggas,
that you got to go through some terrible shit
for some good shit to happen.
That's bullshit.
No, that was just his life.
I'm just saying, most of this shit is just,
oh, you better be good, or some shit ain't going to happen.
Who gives them fuck?
No, you got to stay prayed up.
Or what?
Just stay prayed up.
You'll be a lost soul.
You'll be a lost soul.
You'll be a lost soul.
Especially the days that's coming out like now.
And look at the shit now.
You think God's going to be like, okay, y'all get over here and watch out now.
Hey, they still pay $2 a gallon.
These niggins are...
I mean, that's life.
They don't matter.
They're skipping on their prayers.
Charge them seven.
It's about peace.
Peace is what you make it.
No, no.
It ain't.
If you walk among different souls, peace is a mindset.
You can be peaceful in your mind.
If you walk in the world, different souls,
and different energies that you encounter,
you got to be able to know how to maneuver.
That shit is real if you believe it is.
But that's what I'm saying.
But those who don't believe.
Anything is, if you believe it.
Right.
That's the way this shit works.
No, not quite.
Exactly.
Because if you're a non-believer, you'll see.
You don't want to be the one to have to see those.
I'm not saying me.
I'm just saying whatever the fuck is.
fucking is.
But this is what I'm saying.
Whatever you believe is real.
But watch this though.
Just because it's going good.
Don't mean you ain't prepared.
Because you can have seven years of great bondage and then have seven years of straight family.
But who's going to tell you that the family is come?
You could have 700 years of prosperity and then what?
You should be dead.
You should be dead.
You should be dead.
That's what I'm making is that you can't live.
you can't live your life under the threat of what if who says you living up under the threat
of what if that's what i'm saying you don't have to do good shit just to be like oh i did this so
this bad shit doesn't apply to me but you ain't understand the story i don't that's what i'm
saying he wouldn't understand the story joseph didn't go through no good shit he was being treated
as if he wasn't even doing good shit but good shit still kept happening to him even though he was
going through something.
That's what I'm trying to get people to understand.
Realize the greatness that's happening in your life,
even when you're going through some troubles.
Loose?
I'm going to prison.
We're saying the exact same thing with different words.
Are we?
Yes.
I hope so.
I hope so.
You're telling the story under the premise of this happened.
Right?
but because he believed in this this didn't happen but what I'm saying is don't live in fear
of penalty based on something that may or may not be real depending on what I'm saying is
whether you believe it the way that you say it happened to you right or somebody just
believes that just because that's what they believe either
way it's real if you believe it to a certain instinct all I'm saying is because
somebody can believe that something is not real and just because they think is not real don't
make them real that's what type of world we're living in today but that's what I'm saying you can't
decide what somebody else is real is going to be no we already got doctors that's what's wrong
with people you just can't live how you want to live we already got spiritual doctor that we're
supposed to live by you got motherfucker that's making laws that's going against everything that we
supposed to be living by.
And we're going to say that since you believe it and they're right.
Understood.
That's why you got to know who you are, how you walk, and know who are you walking amongst.
So when you know that these people are not walking with you, you know who they are.
Great discernment.
So we're not walking the same and I got to know who you are.
But when you speak, you're going to tell me.
What?
Right.
You feel me?
Just because you believe don't mean you may be right.
Moses was a daughter, he believed that he couldn't do it.
But God told him something else.
So sometimes the things that you believe ain't even the right things to believe.
That's believable.
That's actually believable.
That's all I'm saying.
Hey, man, don't let the words interfere with the message.
Be good.
Read that Torah, man.
Joseph was a good man.
He heard me.
Hey, true.
Oh, man.
That's what, however you get to your belief system, it doesn't matter if it's through paper or experiences.
Whatever you believe is your set of beliefs.
Right.
And a lot of, like, even debate doesn't change what people believe.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
This is about how to get to a common ground.
But there are so, there are unlimited ways that that could be, though.
Right.
Because people's experiences on this, on this journey of life, shapes what they believe.
Right.
So some people have believed one religion for half of their life.
Right.
believe this new religion just as hard as they believe the old one.
So that doesn't mean that they were right or wrong either time.
It's just the path that they took to get to where they wanted to go.
I just feel like we're living in the world now that I feel like the freedom, everybody
have the freedom to do what you want to do in your household.
But if you walk in holy and spiritually, it's still a certain.
where you're supposed to walk as well.
You see what I'm saying?
But you said it, discernment.
Everybody got that choice.
Right.
You can't pick and choose what's okay.
If you're going to live like that, you have to do it all the way in.
All the way.
I mean, not even just that, but if God live inside you,
he won't the same thing that God wants for everybody.
So you have the same choices to make.
A lot of times I ain't about the shit you do.
Sometimes about the shit you don't do.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, so like you said, that discernment to know which parents,
a lot of people giving the same options.
And sometimes you gotta thank God
and you gotta thank the God in you.
I was just talking about this with David,
with David Bannon.
Like, it's real.
You gotta know to make...
People could have made the same choice you made.
Right.
Somebody else could have fucked with them goddamn fruity loops.
They didn't.
You know what I'm saying?
Somebody could have got down,
got on them motherfucking make them video,
somebody could have got down hit their stake.
They didn't.
Right.
And they want to tell you what they would have did.
If.
When you were at this position,
man, if I was you, I would have, you wouldn't have did it.
You got to-in-
Because you ain't did it, because you ain't me.
And even if you was me, you would have fucked it up.
Right.
If you were me, I wouldn't be shit.
Right.
Right.
The way that, the shit you would have had to do
to get to where I am.
Mm-hmm.
It wouldn't have worked.
You wouldn't have got it.
If you would have had to do exactly what I did, it wouldn't have worked for you.
So some people don't know that your job is for you.
Your job is for you.
Right.
It's been here for you.
It's been here for you.
It's for you.
Your job.
Your purpose, yeah.
I'll take you back.
Moses was a daughter.
He said, I can't talk.
He said, how I'm going to tell the people?
God said, bro, I got you.
Whatever I tell you, tell the people.
He said, but look, I can't talk.
I said, man, man, here.
See your brother.
Your brother know how to talk.
What don't get away.
I'm still telling it to you and you tell it to your brother.
So what that tells Moses?
You still get the message firsthand, buddy.
Your brother's not going to get the message firsthand and he's going to tell you.
You're going to tell your brother.
Now, y'all going to hell of y'all been.
See what I'm saying?
So you got to understand what the word is saying that that's why I'm trying to tell people.
When I do this, I understand that it's bigger.
My people, no, I'm an introvert.
I don't even like talking to people, bro.
with all that for real, for real.
That's why when people walk up on me, I'll be embracing whatever I'm about to, that's
approaching me because I don't know who you are.
I didn't have been stabbed up full time, so I don't know who you are.
I got to tell me your fan first.
You're like, D.C., what?
Who are you?
Like, I don't know who you are.
What you tell me who you is, I understand that I have a purpose for my people.
Tell them what I'm learning.
Tell them what I know.
Tell them who it's coming from.
Tell them it ain't me.
It's all from the most high.
That's my purpose.
How do I keep going?
The most high.
How do I keep saying the most high?
Everybody around you got the most high in them.
It ain't me.
I don't care how good I make this shit look or whatever.
It ain't me.
It's the most high.
So you got to tap in and he's going to let you know what's going on.
That's the journey.
And I'm still a crazy-ass-a-food, because I ain't perfect now.
I still roast your ass.
But you know, come from the most high.
No cap.
But that as a people we don't do together.
We don't help each other intellect what it is,
financially, spiritually, mentally.
We can be gangster and be hard at each other all day, every day.
But if we don't give some, just a peace of mind to our friends, our individuals, everybody,
every last one of us is kings.
And when we go home, we still got to congregate amongst our own people.
Balance.
Natives be scared, though, for real, about niggas getting ahead.
When you tell a nigga, when you put a nigga down on some shit, or put somebody down
or something, you know what I'm saying?
So, niggas be loving to withhold information and stuff.
Wow.
Because they just don't want people to get ahead.
It don't help you.
No, I don't do that.
I don't do that.
I don't understand either of.
No, I don't think you do it all, bro.
You know, like, you know, I don't lose nothing telling somebody's information that's going to progress the next generation.
Right, yeah.
But some people, they like to hold the information because they feel like that's all they got, though.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And they didn't get it.
They didn't know that shit.
They learned it from somewhere.
Right.
Motherfucking learned the shit and then be like, oh, I don't want nobody else.
Experience is the best teacher.
Come on, man.
Some shit you can't be told.
You just got to go do.
You got to experience it for yourself.
There ain't no shortcuts for nothing.
And the bullshit actually, you know, it's a reason motherfuckers be successful from, like, certain areas.
You'd be like, oh, this one little, damn, all these motherfuckers from here, all these niggas from this neighborhood, all these niggins from this neighborhood, all these niggins from this part.
It's because just that fucked-up circumstance sometimes makes it so, nigg, got to be more creative.
Like you said, y'all ran out of beats.
We got to make our own.
If you would have had all the beats, y'all probably just would, you know what I'm saying?
Freestyle over shit forever to, so.
Yeah, man.
And motherfuckers putting that pressure and getting creative, having to be resourceful, having to figure out another way to do shit.
Like, I mean, I think that's the spirit of this whole goddamn, goddamn show, so.
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It's okay to be creative.
It's okay to have a discourse so you can understand people's mental.
Talk, say something.
I mean, we can talk about the same shit every day.
That's just so easy.
Smiley, fuck, somebody's it's fine.
But that's what the pandemic was supposed to show everybody.
It's that time is of the fucking essence.
Right.
And we could, we literally, they told us don't go outside.
Boy, whole fucking year.
You're a half.
Yeah, if that don't inspire you to let you know that, hey man, at any given moment,
they're like, hey man, come outside and we're feeling the goddamn, everybody got to go.
It's over with, we threw it earth.
Ain't no more earth.
It's over with.
Yeah, everybody.
Bring everybody outside.
Don't make us come in there, because if we come in there, we're going to do you bad.
Come on.
over with. Ain't no earth. Earth over with.
Cut the TV's off. Hey. So what do they got
do? Do us one favor. Leave your
driveways up. Leave your garage up.
Hey. We want everybody come on
that's open. Leave. Please.
With something comfortable and bring
some towels. Please.
And where you go?
Hey, well, isn't that what we're going? It's what
y'all. We're going. If you're not on the list,
I hate to tell you this.
It's over with. You think they're going to, I think
they might leave.
Yeah, that was a test right there just to see how many motherfuckers was going to listen.
I'm going to add crazy.
Everybody they caught outside, they wrote their name down.
You remember they were doing that shit?
What do you think they did with them names?
So when we do this shit, we know we got to go ahead and call these four fucking fur because they're going to listen.
They're hired.
Everybody else should be where the fuck we told them to be at.
But if you see these motherfuckers outside again, this is real.
This is not as real.
They had, with China, they were taping people up in the dogs.
You don't see what the fuck going on.
They slowly taken away shit just to see what's going to make the people mad.
This shit been started.
That's why all that new food came out at the end.
They got to make everybody come outside first.
They dropped them pap-eyed chicken sandwiches.
The niggins were outside waiting at last six, seven hours, going to the gas station, coming back.
Okay.
First of all, if you ever lived in the projects and they come and spray the houses for the roachers, they're going to tell you, we're going to put some shit out first that's going to make them come out.
Then we're going to come back and put the shit out that's going to, you know.
You're born there.
Unalabom and shit.
Unalabble.
You know what I'm saying?
They put the chicken sandwich out.
All that old goof-ass shit, niggas out.
Now look at us.
Chicken wangie short just like a motherfucker.
So would I tell you what was in them guys?
damn sandwiches.
They have made a...
See, no, it's the chicken wing shortage right now.
Well, we were just eating that that was made out of chicken that everybody wanted some.
Man, I just ain't some favorite turkey.
This shit's simple.
We ate all our fucking wings in the chicken meat.
Well, how the fuck the wings low, but the rest of the meat?
The thighs and shit?
We good on everything.
We're out of wings.
They're out of wings.
It ain't nothing but thighs.
No.
We owe somebody
What is that?
I don't have to say no
It doesn't make sense
America owe somebody
A bunch of chicken wings
And the ones that are growing right now
Already belong to somebody
They got them wings on back order
We should we short
They didn't say they was out
They were just saying we short
I mean we got some chicken
But we got them
They mostly
Pieces that ain't drums or flex
You're gonna try to cut the side of half.
I'm like, well, I can make you two tenders.
This bitch, it's not.
Jamaica restaurants that took all the thighs.
That's a chicken bread now, bitch.
You just a half.
Nah, but you don't see how they just taking shit away
to see what's gonna piss people off.
Right.
First they were orange high sea.
They took that off first.
They ain't tripped like that.
They ain't tripped like that.
They were mad, but then they didn't stop drinking that.
Right.
Nick, been stopped drinking that oil.
Yeah.
That shit be watering anytime.
Every day.
You give a little cup of ice.
There ain't no ice.
Pay attention.
I see no eye.
Wow.
We didn't ran out of everything.
Everything that you didn't like to ran out at least once.
In the black community, look.
He ain't shit been ran out of Walgreens in the white community.
Is everything in the black community, no chicken?
Okay, check this out.
No baby formula.
Is it me?
Or is Walgreens like dusty as hell now?
Is it just me?
No, I'm getting old.
I bought Walgreens.
I like a little green.
Walgreens, CBS, they're dusty as hell now, isn't it?
CBS, Dusty, Walgreens, not.
CBS, I got this.
Walgreens get up excellent.
But that's the same goddamn stove.
They're gonna make that shit the same stuff, the same color,
and act like...
It ain't got the same shit in there.
CVS, we have shit open, deodor be used,
toys hanging all off the goddamn flip flops over there by the Lassau.
You know.
See some shit you didn't even know.
CVS sold.
Like when they get Reeboks in this motherfucker?
I can't fuck CBA.
Right A.
CVS then Walgreens.
Right A.
It still got Rite A where you get?
Right Aid the worst.
You said Rite CBS than Walgreens last?
No, as far as the best.
All right, let me ask you all this since we all live here.
At what age do you have to start buying your shoes from the drugstore?
No.
You never have to do that.
You never have to do that.
Is that what point in your bank account?
These shoes, they put on you in the casket.
You're tripping.
You might well go ahead and leave, OG.
Once I put these on, that tells out what you want to tell the family.
I'll tell you how to tell them.
I'm telling you about leave.
They're going to walk for these on.
Yeah, about two more days.
Them shoes situational, me.
Yeah.
I'm going to tell you.
That's called the fablovers right now.
I need some shoes.
Being in this bullfucker too long.
start making you want that old people shit that you don't need that Walgrey
aisle you got one aisle in there you'd be like that uh-oh this a dead aisle you didn't
almost bought one of them shower seats with the arm with the wristband you gotta get out
him that that death aisle all the old people being done give me one of those wristbands
I'm like yeah let's get the fuck off so you're saying you ain't never wanted one of them
shower seats that's when you need to get the fuck on that shit looks safe as hell
They got all that protein shape, but they got the old protein safe for ages, 56 and up.
You're like, yeah.
Injured.
Let me get the fuck on.
They got a half an hour.
It only be a whole aisle.
Gereatry.
It's a little half.
I love Walgreens.
You bush.
I go to get, but I go in there probably like at least two times a week.
I'd be tripping.
I'd be going to see people like some of the old folks in there all the time.
Hey, Mr. Wilson.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
You in here again?
Yeah, I'm in here again.
How you doing?
I see you on that, on that 95 South.
I'm like, yeah, I'll be over that short.
They swore this 95 South.
What?
95.
95.
Yeah, Los Chico.
I like both of them.
Loz and Chico, yeah.
45.
Everything.
The toy aisle got worse, though.
I think I'm like that, because my dad used to go in there.
And I used to go into toy aisle at CVS all the time.
Get the cat guns and shit.
Which one of them bitches got the ice cream that be on sale all the time?
Who?
One of them, one of them in pharmacy stores got the ice cream.
Probably Eckerts.
No, that's not.
That shit didn't live the rapids on CBS.
That niggins said, Eckertz.
Accrues used to be lit.
Eckers smelled like the hospital.
You go out of others, you be like, yeah, they got a bog in the back.
This shit, crazy.
You sing in Eckertz.
I wonder how old you got to be for them copper bracelets to work on you.
on you. Now, every age. You remember the commercial where the lady was like, this before I put
the bracelet on, could you reach my knees? This put the bracelet on. You see that?
Miss, looked at you from through a leg. Hey, bro, she lied, bro. You know they chained, bro. I miss when they used to have a blood pressure machine. So you're talking about.
all these old shit.
My arm was so smart.
Look, it'll be all the way older, and I can still take my arm about that more.
That both are going to be tired.
I can like, yep, I can still take it out.
See, all these old people's shit just remind you don't want to get old by your goddamn self.
Somebody going to have to ride down there pick your pills up.
It couldn't take my blood pressure from my arm too.
Look.
He...
He's through...
My dad used to hate it.
me on that machine. Get on that goddamn machine.
I'll be like one more time.
That niggins drag me out of that.
Come on.
I just want to play with the machine.
The crazy part is we don't even know what that shit meant.
What that blood pressure?
Yeah, motherfucker thought that shit was all four in the games.
That shit really telling people they even died in there.
You need to get your ass up.
You ain't about to pass out of them.
That's just it, call 911.
Call 911.
Call 911.
Hey, the machine apologizing shit.
We ain't meeting the squeeze your head on.
We ain't know your shit.
We ain't know your shit before.
I'm like, hold on.
Let's take that, boy.
We can get it.
I'm gonna start off of my map.
You're all so stupid, bro.
Getting the whole machine get quiet for about 30 days.
Well, that's been screwed you for two minutes.
You thought it was all right.
You didn't die that machine, that motherfucker, then let's go.
Bloods, burst.
Oh, my, my, that's all my thing.
Oh, what I'm there?
Shit.
Oh, that shit.
You thought that shit was all fun and gay, bro.
That blood machine, blood pressure machine ain't shit to play with, for real, for real.
That motherfucker been to live.
Welcome to delivery, bad news.
Oh, shit yourself.
Come on, fucking out of here.
Come on, stick your head from here.
I'm going to squeeze the shit out of you.
Hey, that's why the premises wasn't playing about that machine.
Hey, young man.
Hey, it's not a toy.
Get off there.
The machine saves lives.
You show ass off.
I used to be older while old people are waiting on me.
You want to see?
Hold on, I'm going to do it one more time.
Those folks really be about to pass out.
Fuckin' your ass up.
He chipped my blood pressure.
Yeah, bro.
My little hands in there on the machine.
Get your ass up.
That shit would be fun, bro.
What about the grocery store late to have a coupon?
I don't know why this shit just made me think about being a kid, though.
You ever have, like.
It was children for real.
You ever be out, like, at some Walmart or some shit like that.
Like, you just wandering around the store.
And then just a random-ass adult lie on you.
Like, you just, when you get back, like, to the register with your mom
and, like, they walk up and say some shit like,
Hey, this your son?
Yeah, he called my wife a bitch back there.
This, this your son, right?
Yeah, well, you need to tell them we don't talk to ladies like that.
Why you call that lady a bitch?
I ain't know what the fuck.
I guess y'all just trained.
Hey, never happened to me.
You called that lady that girl.
You called that lady.
I mean, bitch.
Strang out of all that.
He, what's he said?
Nothing, bitch.
What he was trying to walk out?
Not some really.
like Mama Crompe.
Yes.
Coming, Mom.
Coming.
No, some random shit like that.
You said, this is something.
You know how you called in a bitch, but you said a bitch.
You called in that bitch.
You said bitch about something.
He said bitch.
I ain't say bitch.
He looked at it thing.
You fucking bitch.
That shit made me think about some shit like that that did happen at the store in time.
But it wasn't me for real.
The time I said, bitch, I ain't run.
I ain't run.
You stood there?
Oh, I was, I used to love to get in trouble.
You can ask anybody in my family, I even never ran.
He never ran for trouble?
Hell no.
What's the ass?
Man, what?
What's the ass what we got to do with it?
It got to be said.
You gotta be said.
So?
That'd be the hardest shit, the little kid can say, so.
I'm gonna cut my teacher out.
Well, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you y'all act right.
So.
I really gotta kill this with me.
Gotta be able.
Follow that up with two on cares.
Over with.
For real?
Oh yeah.
I say that shit but that I did care.
Come, I'm gonna cheese to tap my ass.
I ain't care because they were old, so they weren't long.
So she's like with me and there forget.
To get tired.
I told your ass.
What I told.
Damn, sick of this shit.
I'm like, damn, that bean was good.
Shit, one lick?
Yeah, I take the hole.
I'll take a good let.
Now, I ain't get my ass whoop now.
I'm not getting one leg.
But I ain't get no ass whoop.
I get a lick, though.
Shit, boy, I get one lick.
That's it.
My brother, ass wood, a dish towel.
Oh, man.
Oh, not the fuck she did that, but she did.
If it was a little bit wet, I already know he was fucking off, too.
That bitch was like, wham!
That shit break the sound barrier, everybody.
That was the first call.
So, bough.
I mean, my partner got wood with a stitch,
because we thought that wasn't true
until I actually seemed to bruise.
That didn't came outside.
That nigga, you know, but at that time,
you know, we was fighting, so we were like,
boy, you got to jump.
He like, nah, man.
That nigga sat on the curve.
He was like, y'all ain't believe it.
It happened to.
What?
We were like, what?
What?
And my mama wore me with a stitch cord.
We were like,
Man, shut your ass up, man.
You ain't no, man.
What the fuck?
She ain't take no a stenture card.
He's like, you want to see the bruise?
We were like, yeah, man, that niggins
his shirt up.
That nigger had three whips, not no belt whips.
And we were like, yo, your mama hit you with this stidget card.
Nigger put his shirt down.
He was like, yeah.
Yeah, we were like, what you do?
He said, I cursed that.
I'm like, what you're saying?
You know, hit me no fucking mo.
I said, what you say?
He said, I ain't say another fucking thing.
I'm like, I bet you didn't, nigga.
The fuck, your mama crazy, nigger?
She whooped your ass.
Shit, my back hurt, man.
That was hit loud whooping.
That fucking sounds terrible.
He didn't ever get in trouble again.
That sounds terrible.
But see, people felt to realize our parent did shit to us
so we wouldn't never do it again.
We're like, we didn't.
They really wanted us to do it again.
They're like, don't do that no more, please.
Because I don't want to have to do this shit again.
Then you just do it again like a stupid eye.
Get your ass beat all over again, like you just ain't get beat.
That's why I'm glad my mama hit me with one lick.
My mama used to be petty though.
It wasn't even the ass woman.
It was the after-ass woman.
She would do petty shit like.
Oh, and I told him you was gonna be the usher
for the Women's Day program.
You're gonna be the hush for the Women Day program.
That should be fun though.
But this the killer.
She ain't in going.
You know about yourself.
You don't know what to do.
They just tell you you do everything.
Brother.
This is the crazy part.
They don't tell you this shit laugh four hours.
They want you to stay.
in there at the door for four hours.
Ooh, with your gloves on.
For four hours.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
It's good.
That's good.
That's good.
For a while, bro.
With your glove, yeah, the perfect glove.
A little too big.
Let me go find you some gloves.
We really appreciate you.
Usher and the Wimberspace Program.
So many of the ladies put some together so we wanted to pay you.
They paid you?
The ugliest $20 I ever.
I'm doing you a dog.
I'm good, boy.
It would be like one, five, four ones.
That's a good for a church.
They gave you a dog.
$3 and quarters.
You want to knock it in here.
It's like, you don't even want to count it,
but it's like, why is there a random amount of pennies in there?
It's like three pennies.
It's like three pennies.
I mean, how much is it now?
Make sure you pay him the correct chain.
Put them three pennies in that bag.
And that seg-ass church envelope.
It's sagging.
It's at the cola.
It's just vanilla.
It's vanilla.
How y'all would?
I would like vanilla.
I used to be tripping, bro.
I used to go around licking the envelopes.
That's what's wrong with you.
Sniggin' like glue.
Sniggin' like glue.
That's what's wrong with you.
It's that goddamn glue.
That's what's wrong with you.
It's that goddamn glue.
I didn't see the people next Sunday
that you try to open it up.
I can open it up.
I got it already licked it.
Okay.
I already licked it.
Since you brought it up, let me ask y'all this.
Why grape juice don't never taste the way it tastes in church?
Because that ain't grape juice.
That ain't grape juice.
What is it?
That's church juice.
It's welches juice.
I'm saying, so if you bought the same juice and drunk it at the house, it ain't going to taste the same.
People don't understand.
Welchish juice is because it's coming out in the refrigerator.
That's coming out from being put up.
What?
The welchish juice?
Yours is in a refrigerator.
at home all right this shit is already pre-made put up so when they all they do is
unravel the plastic off of it oh so you're saying the church buy some and
then put a little sauce on they make it he's saying they make it what you mean
they make all the juices oh they get the concentrate and they make it
they sell no they take the welter's juice and pour it into the plastic cup
then put plastic over oh and put it up so you said it's only good because
they then prepped it
No, it ain't good because it's old.
They're trying to turn this juice in the wine and they want to,
they try to give it an acquired taste.
That's why you stubborn her.
I guess it just depends on.
The webbing dance.
You didn't never took a shot there.
Y'all that's just a brown residue.
Hey, Jesus did the thing on this one, right?
No, that brown residue, that's old, bro.
I used to take all the bread.
I just stick my hand in the thing, take out of the bread.
The dickens would be like, don't do that.
I was like, then my dad the church.
Fuck wrong with you.
Have a handful of bread like this self-loss eat.
Why everybody eat one bread?
I don't eat like self-a-mit.
Take bread, eat with God.
Uh-uh.
What's up?
I don't get my pockets of all this shit.
I swear we'd be, let me.
Hey, man, what if you went over somebody house
and they offered you some snacks when they had that?
Camillion bread.
You got nothing but a little community bread.
It might be huge on the shit.
You got a little cream cheese.
You can't eat it too much because it ain't poured out of yeast in it.
It's like unleavened bread.
Yeah.
I bet they sell communion bread on Amazon.
Of course.
That little plastic shit, that little style from them to suck them off up.
They don't tell you what that is.
That shit.
Frozen soup.
That shit is a frozen soup.
We should have communion bread and grape juice and snacks.
And do communion?
No, we should just have.
I have it as a regular as snack.
No, not just as a snack.
That ain't no snack.
You'd be like, well, you ain't feeling good a week.
Man, take some communion.
Take this.
It's a spiritual snack.
It's not for snacking, though.
Ain't that crazy how they work?
Because it's Jesus.
He could have did anything.
What if he would have looked back and would like,
make sure everybody get a sandwich?
He said, make sure everybody get a what?
A sandwich.
A sandwich.
He did.
No, but what if he would.
wanted us to just have more than a piece of bread.
He knows times it's hard.
He's like, make it a sandwich.
Right.
But what he was just telling him, he was just like, get him a set meal,
so I want nobody be thinking like to get erst.
Knowing that it's plentiful, if you know that it's plentiful,
then you know everybody don't eat.
You think the church ever ran out of communion crackers?
Yeah, we did.
Because you took it all.
No, they just gave juice.
They just get juice.
They were like, we ain't got no bread.
It gets no juice.
So it was supposed out there with two juices.
Pretend like you have the body of it.
If you got another juice, that is bread, and the other...
You just get two bloods.
You get two bloods.
One of your blood counts as the body, and one of your bodies counts as the bloods.
But y'all is stupid, bro.
The bread.
Sonny's high, man.
I'm broke.
Sonny's high.
He's been just sitting there like, they're n' crazy.
He actually came from the TV.
It just came and sat here in real life.
He teleported from his house.
From his house, man, you're gonna hardly ever catch this nigga out the studio, man.
He'd be in there.
The coldest producer, man.
No cap.
Let the folks know where they can fire you there.
Everything, sunny digital, man.
But like I said, I'm in the studio all the time.
Going stupid.
Yeah, I'm going back there when I leave from here.
Word.
Don't let it be your last time.
This is the studio.
We're gonna have a goddamn, we're gonna have the, uh, you mind.
I don't know.
Nah, my shit wasn't brown.
Yeah, stole my blunt.
Yeah, I thought it was.
My shit won brown.
Yeah, nah.
It's my shit right here.
They're coming to get.
They're coming off.
Fuck that.
I got weed.
Unraveling.
Unraveling.
Unravely.
Smoke the unravel weed.
We got on here with it.
be out here with it.
I thought they'll be that.
I don't know what this is we're going to end.
But I know what I hate.
Into the light on you.
Baby because I'm a thud.
That's right you.
That's right you.
I'm a truck.
That's right you.
Check it up.
This for my pack of cheese, my gold tis.
I can give you y'all.
I can give you, y'all.
I'm a baby, y'all.
He was on their camera I did in Miami.
He's going to come fuck with us, he said.
Oh, man.
Trick got a new show called.
I got my pot.
Y'all check that out.
Trick Daddy, where he cooking this shit.
Come on.
Talk to big shit.
There's a lot of black fathers that know how to cook, man.
That need to be acknowledged out there, man.
Because I can't cook.
And I ain't gonna lie.
It's fascinating when I see motherfucking cook.
I'm like, but I'm not to feed itself.
You don't know how to cook.
I can't, that's that, I can't.
Man, listen.
What is it that you're missing?
Man, I don't know.
I ain't got the patience to just look over the stove like that.
A lot of shit that you think take a long time, don't take that long.
It ain't even be that, though, my boy.
My tension's spent.
Once I drop something to the stove, my mind gone.
I come back, I'm like, I'd burnt the beans.
No, though.
You, like 15 minutes for a good ass steak.
That's too long for me, my boy.
My mind, been gone.
15.
I'm on the conference call.
Started on the stove, ended in the oven.
I can't do it.
Put that shit on restaurant.
Put that shit on the restaurant.
I'm just sad to say that that ain't my expertise.
Oh, okay.
I'd rather want me to get in there and cook her ass off.
So I can watch her.
Oh.
That's sexy.
I like seeing the female getting in there.
With barely nothing on.
Maybe feel like I can't.
It takes a while to build a trust up.
No, anybody, the girl, get your ass in that cook.
Yeah, but you gotta make sure how you want.
Everybody don't make that shit like you make your head.
You don't even matter.
The thought that you did.
No, you can't cook and you got your ass in there.
And the ensemble look like you can cook is what gonna make this meal taste like something, even though it don't.
No, the fuck it don't.
I'm gonna go in there.
I'm gonna go in there.
You ain't got no ketchup?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
The fuck you need some ketchup.
That's how I do, man.
No.
I ain't had no salt or butter or cheese, but I made macaroni and cheese.
No the fuck you did not.
Did not.
You didn't make nothing, ma'am.
You made noodles.
Okay?
Like, it don't matter how much she, she aesthetically pleasing with that shit.
When it comes to the flavor, like, you appreciate the effort.
I appreciate what you've done or what you did.
But this shit ain't shit.
Y'all, y'all never ate like it was good.
Yes.
Jessica gets a pussy.
But I'm not going to keep doing it.
I'm not going to keep doing it.
I'm not going to keep doing it.
You don't eat some shit that you know I don't eat.
What in this?
At D.C., the worst shit I ever ate to get some pussy.
This just made some sun dried tomatoes with some shit in the house.
Sun dried tomatoes.
Sun dried tomatoes.
You shit's ain't bad, but they're not a part of nothing, no.
That's just a part of a big dish.
They should not be the focus, man.
I made these.
I like it.
It has a quiet taste.
I think my mother used to make it.
Look, I always bring it mom in it.
I think my mother used to make it like this.
Man, that was the...
I don't know what the important to me.
It was, man.
That was some tomato salad or some dumb-ass shit like that.
Tomatoes and cucumbers and a bunch of goof and stuff.
I did.
I swallows.
I swallows.
Man, you can't swallow this shit.
I swall them twice.
It won't go nowhere.
I'm trying to swallow it.
Ah.
Ain't gonna, you're gonna get fucked up eating everybody shit.
Ah!
Oh, ah!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
I did.
I'm gonna get this water out of the dog bowl in a minute.
What's wrong?
I didn't want.
Shut up.
See?
Oh.
You don't want to say you're going to let anybody
in there cooking that shit, huh?
Okay, but I mean, I don't did a lot.
I can say in my younger days, I didn't do a lot.
Well, now I know exactly what I want.
You got at least have some type of cook.
Just cook something.
I can add some little spice to it, but just make it.
Just get it ready for me.
ready for it like starting the car i know i need oil i can get to auto zone if you can crack
this motherfucker up right i'm i swell everything right i'm gonna get it even if i break down
bitch ain't gonna call you because you damn what you're supposed to do you appreciate you you can get
it back started right i can get it back start i just need to get it all those songs i can get my
it's gonna give it where i need to go i just need to get my old all right let me ask you this
what would you fuck with a chick she couldn't cook nothing all she can make his birthday cake
Oh, the thing she knows how to make.
Then she's got to be a good time every time we go out to eat.
Because the bitch, if you're looking at me looking at you eating.
This is it.
This is it for me.
No, but she makes cake like three times a week.
For what?
For what?
I'm not going to eat out of these cakes.
Who the fuck you're making cakes for a bitch?
I told her what you're eating cakes.
You're feeding cakes.
Too much yeast.
I told you I can't have yeast, bitch.
Hey, man, this isn't you stupid, bro.
And you didn't brought yeast to me?
Man, we gotta get, we gotta wrap this shit up.
We're talking just about astronomical bullshit.
You gotta get out, bro, huh?
You gotta leave.
You need to leave.
You need to leave.
You feed me cake.
You keep feeding me cake, bitch.
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
Oh.
Said it, you keep feeding me cake.
I can't do it.
No yeast.
Much love to all the ladies that can make something.
Like you said, something.
I don't know. Whatever your something is.
I don't give a fuck if it's some weird ass shit that only you like.
It ain't hard.
You don't think so?
All right, man. This has been another
Another spectacular, magnificent, astronomical, entertaining, hysterical.
Informatives.
Informative.
Oh.
Challenging.
Come on.
Introspective.
Mm-hmm.
Cutting edge.
Mm-hmm.
Journalism.
Perpetual.
Oh, man.
Always.
All wrapped into one.
Mm-hmm.
Definitely a reveling.
Very rambunctious.
Mm-hmm.
Spontaneous even.
Facts.
But also very creative.
Mm-hmm.
From a viewer's perspective.
Not to be overlooked on the top 10 bestseller list.
When this shit come out right here, we're taking over the streets.
No cap.
like when Ultimus was the shit.
I'm talking about Nissan.
Just know, every time you see an Ultima, that's the 85 South Show.
You stupid.
That's how we in these streets.
We in these streets like Ultimans.
They hit the street.
Ultimans hit the street.
Yeah.
You think you see a lot of Teslers.
We'll see how good they are if they can stand up to these Ultimals.
Because the first Ultimus that hit the streets out of the first batch is still out here.
Mm-hmm.
The Avalon came and went.
Come on, man.
Do you know how many chicks I know that's on their third ultimate?
Mm-hmm.
Get them, Maximum.
Mm-mm.
Gotta get the Nissan.
Mm-mm.
That is.
I'm not talking about that.
But you got to get the Nissan Ultim.
No.
Maximum is a big one.
Mm-mm.
The ultimate midsack.
They give that big-a-trump for that little-a-tie.
Don't do it.
Uh-huh.
That one making all the noise.
You don't got your shots fixed.
You got all that nought is that big-a-tie.
Making all that noise.
You don't go ahead and get me an out of place of ass cut.
What you gonna get?
A camera at some bullshit.
Tell them what you need to get, buddy.
You get a hong of coop.
Why would I want a coop?
Cause.
So you can tell people I ain't opening my door for you to get in the back.
They will.
They're gonna open it.
They say, I can get back here.
No it ain't.
There ain't no way to go.
There ain't no way to go.
Back seat, really for groceries.
There ain't no way to go.
Because if you think about it, if you lean far back,
you look back, you'd be like, ain't no left.
Why this shit made for a person?
She only really made for a baby.
No, baby can't get some legs.
Baby can't get back there.
You can't even ride with me.
I got a coop, baby can't get back there.
This motherfucker ain't made with no baby with no legs?
Baby seat can never get back there.
Never.
What?
You put your whole arm on that back seat in the honda coop.
Literally.
Smoothie ride.
You ain't got to worry about nothing.
Go ahead and get your engine.
You're all right.
You fix how all that.
Tune up.
Tune up, shout it.
You know what time they're like a doctor.
Go get a check up.
Make sure that motherfucker healthy.
Check, in July?
Oh, no.
That ain't never look.
Ain't nothing wrong.
I'm telling you, bro.
Some people can't do all that shit that you name.
Because if you start trying to fix on the car that you know it's fucked up, it's going to fuck it all the way up.
Just leave it where it is.
Just get it too.
Don't add shit.
Don't take shit from it.
Don't change no oil.
whatever that motherfucker gonna do it was gonna do anyway gotta change all no that like
putting that like putting a t-shirt on a homeless person he good for another
month you gonna put some all right some of these motherfuckers you just got a rat
and say you can't rat no more yeah you're home person of some bread new clothes he's like what
it man I ain't wear that motherfucker he takes dirty shit all right I can wet this
for a minute what month we're in junior what is jrilla what is seven jim
Scrake.
Boy, you know your clothes ain't shit when you give them to a homeless nigga and he'd be like,
is what you got?
I didn't turn it down a clue, Nick.
Ah, this ain't really my style.
He got the style.
I don't really do flare legs like that.
I tried to give a homeless nigga some, something to eat the other day.
I was like, you want some food?
He's like, no, I'm scraping.
I'm good.
I said, what the...
I'm going to get this shit sometimes.
Hey, you can't trick homeless people.
Hey, man, you want something to eat?
No, no, I just ate.
Go on give me the money.
I'm going to get over here later on, though.
I'm going to go and lay the home, though.
You ain't going to be around here.
He's talking about you ain't going to be around here.
I need to get something for later on, though.
Well, that motherfuckers ask for money outside somewhere they don't eat.
You want me to get you something out of McDonald?
I don't eat that shit.
Oh, my God.
What do you want me to do?
Homers be mean as hell, man.
They want to be outside and the mud for a shit.
They only eat that shit.
Hey, man, you have to get homes due a couple dollars and be like, hey man, put that in your pocket.
Don't tell me what to do with my mom.
That was my money.
Man.
Now once you switched hands.
I mean one time my brother would ride with me, right?
You know, here's crack here.
Oh, here you go.
I swore in everything.
We rolled down, bro, we rolled down my little king, but this nigger was telling me all the people who not to give money to, because they were buying crack.
He said, man, you see that nigga right there.
Don't have to get that money.
He'd buy all the crack with me.
That thing, don't give him shit.
That nigga, too.
Don't get him shit.
him shit I'm like brother
you're telling me not give niggins money because they buy
crack I could just see your brother in the car
telling on everybody they look like
regular people
crackhead
crackhead crackhead crackhead
crackhead crackhead
you see him with that suit on
he snop up
then he looked out to wonder
he snop out of it I'm telling
hey man we've been closing this shit out for 10 minutes
we gotta get the fuck out of him
right
But before we go, I just want you to know.
The 85 South Show is so black.
If you watch it long enough, it's going to smell like somebody getting their hair done.
85 South Show.
The blackest show that ain't on BET.
No cap.
Brought to you in part by other minorities.
Okay.
They wasn't.
I just feel like it should.
That's the one I was talking about.
Excuse me a boy, see bu plaid.
Hey, boy, gee, wee, Wednesday.
I don't know what I said.
Did you see the elephant?
They killed the lady?
They came back.
They killed the lady?
Yeah.
Killed the lady and then came back to the funeral.
The elephant?
The elephant?
The elephant came back to the funeral and stomped us or more.
What this funeral was that?
Africa?
India.
Why the fuck?
It was an Indian elephant.
But how they know this elephant was the murder?
Because it was an elephant and they killed her.
How did they know that?
Because that niggas looked at everybody like, who wanted?
Y'all don't know what the fuck is up, now.
And he came to the funeral to kill some more.
And stomp that shit out.
So, hold, wait a minute.
The elephant killed somebody and killed the lady.
And to the funeral and came to the funeral.
Killed the lady.
And they tried to have a funeral.
When an elephant.
And the elephant said, who getting buried?
Not that bitch.
Shit.
I knock all this shit out.
I knocked out.
That went crazy.
Same elephant.
How they know this was the same elephant?
Because he had that look in his eye.
Like you never did this before?
No, because the elephant, when he busts up in there, he was like, and another thing.
Oh, damn.
They know the elephant, though.
They know the elephant that did.
Because they raised it, motherfucker.
No, they ain't raised it, but you know, elephant never forget.
forget so I don't know what she might have done I think the elephant went on the internet
and seen when the funeral was no the elephants saw a flyer he saw he saw the goddamn
program on the floor and said I know the fuck they not and they're motherfucking pulled up
and not only did he hide it just blew back what the fuck is this shit people were saying how
can elephant sneak up elephants quiet than the motherfucker I want I'm saying an elephant he a big
They're quiet, no, they're quiet, though.
All it takes is like, if it was enough trees and it was an elephant in that motherfucker.
We want to know.
That motherfucker, if it wanted to walk up slow, bro.
You tell me, I can't hide in the woods with leaves, but this big-ass elephant can hide in the woods.
If it's dysphorice or elephant, you're not going to see, it ain't, it ain't like you're going to hear that the motherfucker's, that nigga ain't stomping.
So you're telling me that.
That nigga, tippedone.
That ditty's showing up.
And then he got his nose like this.
Right.
And then he showed up and stomp.
That's shit out.
That's what the story says.
Yeah.
We didn't see no foot in.
Don't feel sorry for that lady to knock on.
I don't think that motherfucker snuck in.
Yeah.
You think he just showed up full speed?
They woke up and he was just...
Who gonna stop an elephant?
How they had to be.
This is true.
A elephant sneaking up?
I've been around elephants.
They quiet.
The ones at the zoo ain't.
No one's at a lot of zoo.
They're quiet.
And you can see them, when they be over there, whew, I'd be like, damn, that motherfucker big a hell over there.
Out of the head, that motherfucker creep up on somebody.
Crazy hell, and we seen them bathe the elephants.
Look how many elephants.
That shit is huge.
Look how many people elephants kill a year?
How many they be killing animals?
Elephants be killing people.
They say elephant had the most, like the wisdom in the jungle.
Who the fuck said?
And that means they know who need to die?
Oh, I'll be watching Discovery Chon.
You act like elephants.
It's going around the jungle.
Hey, hey, better get out of here.
You know some cracker down in their water.
They know me doing this.
Yeah.
The elephant got the wisdom in the jungle.
That's why the lions can't fuck with the elephants like that for real.
They can't fuck with them because the niggas big than the bitch.
Man, they would tackle a motherfucker.
They would tackle a giraffe.
They would tackle everything.
A elephant difference.
They didn't try it.
That ass so high in the bull.
And you're not getting through that skin.
No.
And you get stomped.
And the motherfuck got the hooves, the little hooks on that motherfucker.
They be...
The tusks.
Yeah, the tusks.
They be drinking their ass up.
No, they don't hunt elephants, but if they catch a motherfucker dehydrated and dizzy and shit is old.
Because they caught them down bad.
Yeah.
The motherfucker really sitting on their ass, on their dying, like, lying too day.
But the elephant knew he was going to die.
Yeah, because he had on some Walgreen shoes.
This too deep.
We got to go.
No, we got to go.
This shit too hard.
I'm not fin to do this with you.
Because then we're fucking around the beat on Eagles.
They got the wall, man.
Yeah.
I see them elephants.
Y'all go ahead without me.
The elephants are gonna tap my ass up.
Got two days.
Sonny Digital.
Appreciate you stopping through the trap, man.
I'm gonna come kick it with y'all.
Your knick is crazy.
Appreciate it, fair.
Every time you see me, be like, well, I got to come to the show.
Like, come on with it, folks.
Came in this bitch and got high.
And said on the couch.
We're in the first one that got high.
No.
Yeah, we had a few.
You motherfuckers get too high, we ain't gonna put that shit out.
I'm still functional.
I know, but we had some motherfuckers, we ain't gonna put it out.
They ain't going out?
Oh, nah, nah, nah.
What kind of high?
And I always miss the crackheads.
I'd be like, why?
I mean, I ain't supposed to say that.
Damn.
The nink go be like,
Hey, me, when my episode ain't came up.
It's so, like.
Shut up.
What my episode ain't came up, what?
Let me talk.
Hey, uh, I know when you get to do the show, but uh, I'm still coming.
Um, y'all gonna see me that?
He's gonna see you that.
Okay, uh, okay, uh, okay.
Damn.
Man, this shit be crazy.
I always miss the crackhead.
I know.
I'd be getting them called.
They be like, who, boy.
That's what we get, though.
Sometimes we'll be listening to the wrong motherfucker.
You know what y'all should get.
Yeah.
Sometimes you gotta leave people with the fuck their head.
If you got double something in your name, we're not listening to you no more.
Oh, man.
Go get so-and-so, buddy, they're part of the culture.
We see why they were on unsonged, the fuck.
Hey, man.
This motherfucker shouldn't even been on unsone.
Hell is you talking about.
That nigga, I argued.
20 years ago.
Still mad.
Funny as hell.
Funny as hell.
I ain't ain't gonna cap.
We didn't have some motherfuckers on him.
Oh, it's always a good time when motherfuckers stop through the trap, man.
We gotta get some more motherfuckers through here.
Morgan Freeman guy.
We got to get silk on him, man, so they can talk their shit.
Silt?
I just seen them on that song.
Oh.
They had a good run until the, I think the nigga was Jimmy, the baldhead nigg.
He said, he wanted to go do solo.
It's all that nigga want to lead the damn group.
Damn group.
And they think they had the bigger money, like the bigger check that Silk ever had.
He left right at the check.
He left the head.
Fuck y'all, man.
He believed in the Sil.
And guess what?
That single didn't do shit?
Yeah, that's what happened.
He should have took the money.
But you know what they did?
They just kept touring.
Yeah, that shit.
I fought with Silk, man.
He didn't go on the tour?
Yeah, he ended up going on the tour.
He ended up bringing them back together.
They start going on tour again.
Yeah.
Come on here and tear that stuff.
They got some hit, hit, hits.
Hell yeah.
Fuck with silk.
I remember that shit.
Right when they came back, bro.
Because that was at one of them years when it was like, like, palming the whole ass while
you dancing.
That shit was real popular then.
They hit reading in my bedroom.
That silk shit, yeah.
Who was the nigger that sounded like a cat?
What was the nigga that sounded like a cat?
Which one of that?
Oh!
No, no one?
Miao, meow, meow, meow.
You know what I'm talking about?
I thought they did that.
It was the nigga doing that on the song?
Yeah, on the song.
That song.
They sound like a cat, darling.
Shout out to him.
We gotta get Keith sweating on here, too,
because he said, he said,
yeah, man, I met the group, and when I wrote their album,
I made, I made five minute keep sweats.
He said, I made five minute keep sweats.
So that's why that album did good.
I think he's waiting for that for.
Keep swelled with drunk and fuck at the verse.
I'm gonna fucking a toe up.
I love to see black people just do shit like that.
Hey, bro, that nigga lit water.
Toe up.
Toe up.
Toe up.
I love OG, bro.
He was on the movie with me, bro.
We were lit.
Hey man, I know this shit don't even make sense, but...
but I won't go over Mary J. Blige's house.
I just feel like it'd be...
For real.
You think she's got the mold on the right side or on the left?
I don't give a fuck.
She probably just draw it on, depending on one side.
That's why that shit probably ain't real.
I just feel like I have a lot of fun over there.
She probably keep her weed in the kitchen.
I love Mary J.
Me too.
She's a real one.
She ain't lost that bounce.
She's still got it.
I love.
She's the queen.
Yeah.
All right, that's enough of this shit.
Sonny, we have, we'll get to talking about anything.
Yeah, we'll go crazy.
Yeah, yeah.
We ought to have.
Sonny Digital, 85 South Show.
You've heard about it.
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Oh.
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Surry.
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