The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Stand Up Lessons With B Simone Karlous Miller & Clayton English | Ep. 114

Episode Date: January 19, 2018

She's been down with The 85 South Show since the beginning, B Simone stops through the studio to get some tips on stand up comedy from two of the best people doing it...Karlous Miller and Clayton English. When titties are in the building you know the crew is gonna start talking about Love. Has Karlous or Clayton every been in love?...They answer that question and Clayton fills us in on what he's been up to in LA. Karlous explores the idea behind B Simone's new single " No More Dick" plus they get into Camron and Mase's beef. Be sure to check out Clayton English's comedy album http://bit.ly/Allthesame Get More B Simone https://www.instagram.com/thebsimone2... FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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With your stacking ass. You're going to be in New Year's In church. With your stagging ass. You're going to go straight back to work. With your stagging ad. Why your kids still paying up in dirt. With your stagging ass. Hold up.

Your alternator don't work. With your staggin' air Now you gotta try to crank it first With your stagin' ass Oh shit, you gonna be late for work With your stagin' ass And you ain't gonna have no fucking dog With your stagin' ass

If you don't bend over see with the shit Tell it too Fucking these holes on the low Niggas talk about Them n'niko funna hangin' with that shit But I'll fuck your bitch And I'll pay that rent And anytime she called me

She's gonna get off on these dick Now ain't no telling where you might see me I'm posted in the But I might jump on the plane in Pallé vu la Fonseca's my de los I got the jokes I'm everywhere You see me with it I'm off in Africa I'm telling jokes in different cities Nigger went to Germany and felt some different tits Hey

Nigger went to Germany and felt some different titty Hold on a niggum went to Germany and felt some different tits I say they're small and they round but felt some different titty Hey I like smoking weed I like it and hot Hey, I make bitches mad like B.C. Youngfly. Bitches walking out, bitch is pulling up. I'll apologize.

But then I say, I don't give up for a crazy man. I don't know. I'm crazy, man. I don't know. Crazy man. I don't know. If you give him some of that pussy, he'll give some of his dick to you. Give him some of that pussy girl.

I don't like asking. Give him some of that pussy, baby. I don't like asking. If the pussy is real good. then please don't give me some But if this pussy is great Then Carlos really want some Of that pussy girl

I don't like A-hawn got a smell But I'm a fuck no Pussy got a smell but I'm a fuck don't Pussy got a smell But I'm a fuck don't Pussy got a smell but I'm a pussy got a smell But I'm a pussy got a smell but I'm a fuck no

80 5 85 8 5 I'm going to suffocate her god down black love be different though

it ain't like the Titanic where a nigga gonna freeze the death for a bit no black man not doing all that shit black man let your ass freeze and float down

but he gonna tell every bitch he ever fuck with about how a bitch loved him enough to freeze man a bitch freezing you out here talking all that n nigger Bitch is out here freezing for me

Bitch, I'm the frozen one Bitch and you're all out here Kikiin with this nigga You know how many bitches I left in the Himalayas Bitch you fucking with the coldest Nick in Atlanta You out here old

lame man, nigga man I got bitches freezing for me Bitch they called me The abominable snowman Bitch out here all in the nigga Faye cackling and shit Bitch I'm the Yeti I'm the Yeti

I tell you what bitch You frozen Black love different to hell, man I don't want to talk about love anymore Whatever, you always You see, you think I don't have figured your bullshit out You're trying to act like

No, babe, it's okay I understand, I understand I understand you ain't got it It's cool No, I get it Babe, it's cool I'm gonna figure it out I promise I'm gonna figure it out

All right Bye First of all, if a bitch ever says to a nigga, it's cool, I'm gonna figure it out. Guess what the fuck that means in English? It means, nigga, I'm calling my next nigga. Talk to somebody. I got PTSD. Oh, shit.

What happened? Yeah, man. Shit, many times I've been pulled over by the police. Come on, man. All right, bro, you might be on the song. I'm on sterling. Oh. You wake up in the middle of night.

You see flashing lights. You see, like, you know how your TV go off? You do that little blue flask before you go off and you think some shit you have. When you said that it may, it reminds you say that it reminds you say. Well, you say that it reminds you say. When you say. You said that it reminded me How I walk around my own house

With my ID in my pocket Man, I keep my ID so close My ID be right there I'm in the shower That shit be right there My ID in my chest like Iron Man You don't know how hard I've been having to defend our friendship

Through the comments Bro, you've been gone so long People swear You don't fuck with us no money I don't But it's not It's just because I'm not here This is assassination for you

I didn't get naked though Good Good I left before I got I was like, this doesn't feel right. And God, God was there with me. So I left. I was like, okay, sir, I'm going to go.

God was there the whole time. You just wasn't listening. Come on now. If you stay laid out of the Milky Way, you get the fuck out. I'm wearing shit like I'm playing with tape. Bring the red shirt. Bring the chair in, bro. Global so.

What's your name now? What's up? I miss you for me. What? It's so good. I'm scared a little bit. It's just spaghetti. I'm scared.

I got commitment issue. I should have put some loaves to know. You know, slide down for me? Me. Not, this is not, stand up. Oh. You've been getting the food delivered for real? Yeah.

They hit you up. They cook vegan food. Do you want to try it? Uh-uh. This isn't that. This is regular food. They buy people's stuff. That ain't this.

This ain't that. What is that? I'm black. Beer? Ginger beer. No, I don't know. I just wanted to be healthy. It's alkaline beer.

Let me take this. You're an asshole. Why am I an asshole? That's somewhere over there. You can have a whole one. Or a piece of one. Have a beer. Hello, have a beer.

Man, we're coming up so hard. Joey coming up so hard, I got two ears, bro. Oh, shit. I don't even need to. But the luxury of having two, Joe. Oh, shit. Hold on. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But this is the good, yeah. Fuck that. Snooping around. Snooping. What were you looking for? Bro, the last episode was retarded. And the next episode is retarded. Hey, I was thinking if y'all up for B. Simone's to leave by 1130.

What B. Simone going? You got to. Okay. Be Simone got up. I won't leave. Where are you going? Where you got to be? I have to go study for my show on Sunday.

Study. There is no such thing as studying for a show on Sunday. I'm so nervous. Where are you? Where you got to be at? I'm going to me. What? What?

What? You were going to stand up? You were going, you was having somebody, you was having somebody tutoring you? I'm not saying. You had somebody tutoring you? Are you telling people that you? You're going to leave from the funniest niggas you know to go talk to a nigger who kind of clever. You're going to go talk to a witty motherfucker, somebody who don't even have no show.

Man, fuck, you got to stop listening. Stop listening. First lesson. Stop listening to the niggas who ain't funny. No, these guys are funny. To you, you just being nice. We don't know them niggas in the comedy game. Where are you going?

First of all. No, that's the most important thing. I'm not telling you guys anything. Yes, because we don't respect your teachers. First, this like, what's one? That's like when we find out you, we're going to show up at the karate school and beat up everybody in that bitch, like,

what the fuck you're doing over here? Get your ass out of here. No, you're supposed to be in Master Shane class. Yeah. I'm like, you're getting advice from niggas who ain't. No wonder you're nervous. Oh my God, that's even worse. They got you doing some shit in the park.

It's going to do like them photo shoots where they sent you in a bowl of series. Bro. We just talked about that. It happened to me when I was 15. That happened to me when I was 16. I know. You're going to pull it up when I'm famous.

What happened? I missed it. What happened when you were 16? This guy, like, told me I was going to be famous and told me to try to take pictures. No, I don't know how I was. Oh, you got kidnapped, almost? I didn't get kidnapped. You almost got caught up in the sex traffic game.

He had you sitting in with a bunch of milky way. No, it wasn't milk. You were sitting in a bunch of milky way. It wasn't like that. If you took a photo of those dudes, chewing air here, he had you chewing up in here, pulling it real hard. I was walking, like, a year ago to Dallas. I was like, you're a fucking pedophile.

Like, why are you still walking to church? Whoa. Be Simone, I did not know you had this experience. Put them out there. Yeah, we need to get these. We're out in all these motherfuckers. Everybody got to go. I've been kicked out of shit for smelling like we.

At least I weren't fucking boys. Fuck out my face. Hey, this is actually good. Kevin Spacey. Oh, this is mine? Okay. When my hair cut you fresh and put it on right now and we're going to do it for the merchandise.

Chad, definitely you need to put yours on. Nope. You look like you stopped caring, man. You don't have no. That's just a weird-ass question to ask somebody. You don't know what she just said. You're going to look. Hey, do I have spaghetti on my face?

Man, get the fuck out of it. I'm too high for this shit. Stop. He didn't look. He was like, nope. You don't. What? Put that shit on there.

Fuck it. It's cords everywhere. You might as well. Throw some shit over these goddamn cords. Zoom in, my nigga. I'm so sick of seeing cords on the goddamn table. Cords. Now, put that shit right there.

We break. Put it right there, bro. Nah, because we're eight. That's no way of requesting. No, what did I say? I said the infinity symbol. He don't want to. I know.

I know you have. He got a fresh cut, bro. He ain't fucking with these hoars. They ain't making it none easy on these bitches, man. They ain't making it none easy on these hoars. Bro, Clayton ain't playing with these holes. Put your foot in the gas tank and don't let up. This is terrible folder.

Niggas. Who worked at the gap? Nobody worked at the gap. Nobody worked in retail, huh? Joe, you really worked at the gap? Y'all can do better. Word. Just do it over here like y'all trying to hide.

No, I'm mad as hell. Who are you taking comedy classes with? You're going to tell us about this shit. We want to know. It's not a comedy class. No. I just want to run my jokes past somebody and see if they're funny. That's what you're doing.

That's what you can't. Where is it? Is this? Did you orchestrate the group of people? That's the question. You're not a group. It's a friend. Or no.

Oh, you just going to do it in front of one person? Oh, my gosh. Are they funny? Unless you're volunteering to help me with stand up, don't. What do you think we're doing now? Condem the people that are. What do you think we're doing now? You're just not paying attention.

You're missing all the education. You want somebody to sell it to you. So we're going to do some jokes in the dark room, right? And you lay down in a bunch of Milky Way. No, for sure. Everything she does result in laying down in a bunch of Milky Way. Shut up, you guys. He's saying creepy-ass shit, she ain't kept it.

So you're going to do the joke with that shirt on? I don't know. I don't know. Let me see how to look off. Oh, no. He ain't got nothing with a little more cleavage That's seriously

What that guy did to me I tell you what Go change clothes And I'm gonna bring you back out No seriously You got the living room Shut up like a comedy club Horrible memories

Stop believing everything I was 12 How the fuck was you Independent enough To make your own decisions At 12 Mom I got a photo shoot First of all I was 16

And the fucking creep Was like I'm gonna have you in this magazine I was like cool Like I'm gonna name it But what was you No I went to his

He was like Like, he, I went to his house. I don't even know how I fucking got there. Wow. But I went to his house and it was like, just fucking weird. And he was like, okay. Put this bathing suit on? No.

He would just like, move around. Yeah, soon as your ride left. He was like, you want to relax? You want something to drink or something? Wine. I call it Jesus juice. Jesus juice. Yeah.

Bro, this shit is weird. I really hope he doesn't still have that footage. He probably got it. Not that he noted. No, because I'm thinking back then there wasn't even iPhones. Yeah, but he got some VCR tapes. Of course, it was worse. It was films.

He probably got it on reel-to-reel. On BHS. On that big shit they used to show movies. Like a fucking PowerPoint. Yeah, projector. He's a big freak. He got eight millimeters and shit. Shit looked like a murder film.

The shit, you got to go in the attic and watch with the little projector. It makes a lot of noise and shit. What is this evidence? It's so embarrassing. What is this? Evidence? No, seriously. This is assassination.

I didn't get naked, though. Good. Good. I left before. Before I got, I was like, this doesn't feel right. And God, God was there with me. So I left. I was like, okay, sir, I'm going to go.

God was there the whole time. You just wasn't listening. Come on now. If he say later on the Milky Way, we get the fuck out of it. Yeah, for sure. That's the first sign of trouble. You get there, it's too much and one thing. What the fuck all these Milky Way is coming.

That's so sad. Bantle of a jelly bean. You know what's crazy is they haven't made no Milky Way since 88. They just made a whole bunch of them and it's enough to last. Nobody eating them. Great. You know, Milky Way is just lesbian snickers. They're snickers with no nuts.

Milky Way are nasty snickers. No, I said Milky Way is just like a lesbian snickers. It's the snickers with no nuts. It's the same shit. Just took the nuts out of it. You're so creative. I hate you. Fuck it.

Fuck it then. So let's talk about this. What? Talking to the mic. You got that bitch in your eyes. Welcome back. Yes. What is this shit?

Five heartbeats. I'm just the fuck out of here. By our powers combined. Don't shut your ass up. When? You need to have a slogan to say. No, y'all didn't let me. Who didn't let you?

Nobody stopped for you. I didn't do shit. Go ahead. It's fine. You cannot stop women from doing shit. With the alkaloids. The alkaloid. Oh, my God.

Clayton. Hey, man. Welcome back, bro. What's you been, my nigga? Man, look. In L.A. No, we got to say this shit. In L.A.

Because you don't know how hard I've been having it. You just told me. You know, you don't know how hard I've been having to defend our friendship through the comments. Bro, you've been going so long. People swear you don't fuck with us no more. I don't. But it's not, it's just because I'm not here. I don't.

I mean, I would if I was here, but I'm not. But the shit went from funny till then the niggas was like, I, Lowe's for real. You in the nitty? He fell out, bro, what happened? They don't fuck with child, period. I was like, no, that nigga doing some other shit. He's working.

He was like, nah, bro. We know what the fuck going on? I can't hear her on my headphones. They wanted to, what do you call it? They're just for show. No, they try to. Like, bitch, shut up. You're not going to be able to hear it.

You can't hear it for real? No, I can't. It's fine. I mean, I can hear you. If you stay at that level right there. I don't think but one of them shit's working anyway. If you stay right there, you're going to be all right. All right.

Yeah. Well, welcome back anyway. Fuck it. I ain't know you can't. But now that I know. No, I do, but I don't because I can't. You know what I'm saying? I'm not here.

Yeah, that's right. It makes sense. If I was here, I'd be here. I know. But I'm not here. But they don't know that. I'm not even here right now. This is all a mirage.

It's a hologram. He has done. Every episode that he do, he's doing it from the future. Four holograms is like, you can get a bundle pack. Four holograms, $3,600. Just let motherfuckers know we are getting money over here. This is a Savido Domingo hologram. Yeah, man.

Yeah. The tangible, too, because we put a little poltergeist in there, too. So I'm able to touch it in the room. Actually, it's just green screen, and this is FaceTime. Then they're going to FaceTime. This is Pixar Clayton. This is... This is...

Straight CGI. Charted. No, it's good, man. I've been out there. I stay in Korea Town. I don't even know which Korea Town. That was you? The fuck out you, man.

Bro. You have rubbed off. I don't want to say. You ain't got too comfortable. It's this fucking Red Bull. Man, that's what that shit do. That's what that shit do. It gets your indigestion straight, clear up your skin.

Red Bull is still sponsoring? Hell, yeah. This yellow shit. Somebody asked me and said, what's up, man? I don't see Red Bull no more. I said, well, I said, well, I said. I don't see Red Bull no more either. It's good.

Red Bull will give you wings. That's what he said. It's delicious. All commercial. Trust them. That's what he said. They're magically delicious. We ain't got no beef with the energy.

The wing company. Hey, man. Shout out to the club. They sell wings or energy? I don't know why wear a bull didn't start selling wings yet. That would be hard. The owner is vegan.

How do you know? I'm vegan. Y'all got a group chat or something. I just made that. That is not a fact. You think that's vegan? That's vegan? I mean, hopefully there's no animal products.

There ain't no way that this shit is vegan. This is the worst. shit you could... What are you talking about? No animal fire. You know what the base of this shit is? There's no animal. No, you're fucking... You know, beaver ass goes in to make a vanilla taste more like vanilla. First of all, there's nothing in here that comes from an animal. You crazy as fuck.

What? It's a whole bunch of shit that comes from animal. Well, that's not in it. What you think glycerol is? Yeah. Yeah. You don't even know. That comes from animal fact. It's got to.

It sounds like some dangerous shit. Glistarol. You can't, tell me this. I'm actually vegetative. Why do you think it's a bull? Man, come on. They put a bull on there and called it red bull. When is a red bull ever represented in it? Come on, bro.

They're telling you the kind of bulls they use. They won't tell you what's in this. This shit just say, I'm going to tell you where red bull comes from. Do you guys know? You know colors come from animals. Yellow five. All the colors come from animals.

Shit. You better get on your YouTube shit. You're eating animals. He just be making shit up. It's babies. No, we love Red Bull. It's a beef drink. Yep.

That ain't vegan lipstick. No, they're, no, their lipstick ain't vegan. How does this come from an animal? Shit, they make lipstick out of fish scales. Oh, hey, I don't eat my lipstick. Okay. But they test it on it. That's fine.

It's a monkey somewhere walking around that same got their own lipstick. It's a monkey running around. And bitch, fine, too. All the other monkeys in when she walked by to get to jump out. Pretty bitch She got Rihanna makeup on Fenty Beauty Get the fuck out of here

That bitch is snatched We just trying to tell you She eat all her bananas The long way I'm going to make this episode About my veganism Because you guys don't support anything No no no no

No don't high horse I do support veganism No you try to jump down on us Like we wrong for Well I'm a vegan I just I'm better than y'all Because I'm hungry

Y'all said that. I never said that. I'm better to you because I'm hungry out of time. Fuck you, Bissimo. You're going to slip up and eat a ham sandwich. Ew. Oh, my God. I would barf.

Oh, my God. I would barf. What white girls you've been hanging out with? Never in your black-ass life have you ever barfed. Shut the fuck up. Oh, my God, I would barf. And your mother would disown you. I don't know what's wrong with Braylin.

This bitch is at the house barfing. No, she ain't vomit. She ain't throw up. This bitch, barf. Came in and said, I don't know where she'd get that shit from. She came in and said, gag me with a spoon. Jeez.

Oh my God. Black people are not allowed to do some shit. You can't be bulimic and black. Ain't nothing wrong with you, your ass just nasty. No, seriously. Nasty, fucker. Get out of here. He's about to try to make itself throw up, y'all.

No, seriously. You can't do it. It's fucking gross. You can't, what, make yourself throw up? Unless I'm wasted. But not, like, to be skinny in my sober mind. Oh, you're saying just to go in there and just like the pro, like the school special, stick the finger. And then come out and stand in the mirror and see your ribs.

Oh, man. Stop, guys. So y'all trying to make this the health episode, huh? We're going to talk about black people and eating disorders. Yo, black people, if you got problems out there, go see. see something. There's nothing wrong with it. We got all types of problems. Go talk to somebody. I got PTSD. Oh, shit. What happened?

Yeah, man. Man, shit. Many times I've been pulled over by the police? Oh, hey, bro, you might be on this. I'm on stirling. Oh. You wake up in the middle of night, you see flashing lights, you see, like, you know how your TV go off? Do that little blue flashes before you go off and you think some shit for you have? When you said that, it reminded me

of how I walk around my own house with my ID in my pocket. Man, I keep my ID so close. My ID be right there. I'm in the shower. That shit be right there. My idea, my chest is like Iron Man. Stop hyping them up. Right here. Stop hating.

You're just hungry. He's more spaghetti, my name. I'm full. No, no, no. You don't need any more spaghetti. Do you guys want to taste it? No. That spaghetti hair, you fuck, though.

You can't boo-boo for three days. Actually, you boo-boo act quite frequently. I bet the noodles are vegetables. It's really strings of carrot. Strings are fucking zucchini, bitch. You know your food bullshit. We got to trick people in eating it. I don't want that shit.

Do you know what I put it in there? Welcome back to the 85 Shelf Show. This is a podcast for black people who ain't fucking with the other shit, bro. Oh, man. Y'all motherfuckers retarded, man. Y'all sitting here this. Y'all have some shit. How was 17 for you, my name?

Oh, man, 17 is a moment. You know, 17 paved away for 18 because most of the stuff I did in 17. It was right after 16. Don't come out until 18. Oh, shit. So when the shit come out, I'm going to be like. Like, oh, yeah, I forgot I did that. And 17.

Yeah. You do a lot of fly shit that you forget about. I mean, I forget more than, you know, most motherfuckers remember, you know what I'm saying? I just spilt more liquor than most niggas than drank all year. Come on, brother. You feel me? And they ask me all the time why y'all partners. It's shit like that, bro.

It's your knowledge. You know what I'm saying? It's the knowledge that you bestow amongst us. I'm just trying to keep people up. You got to see, it's going down. I know that you... We got to elevate. That's the shit they don't know about you.

That's the shit that they don't know. You got to vibrate higher. Who knew that you care so much about the community? Oh, I don't. I definitely don't, man. I can't care because shit. These motherfuckers would eat your ass up, you start caring. I'm going to talk to be some more.

Show some compassion, see what happens. She still care about the community and got hope and humanity and shit. Ain't that right, Braylon? Motherfuckers been watching this shit for a whole year wondering what the beast. stand for you can't just drop the rest of your name it stands for Brailin you ain't know her name was Braylon I did not know it was Brailin yeah

Brailin sounds like he's the son's like he's like his dad is the coach his dad is the coach right Braylin get in there we need a touchdown son I'm rigged and Braylin's not really that good but they

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She was like, oh, dad, all they were doing was talking about your thing in class. I ruined my baby's first day of high school. And slumflower. What turns me on is when a man sends me money. Like, I feel the most. moisture between my legs when the man sends me money. I'm like, oh my God, it's go time. You actually sent it?

Listen to the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast every Wednesday on the Black Effect Podcast Network, the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you go to find your podcast. I remember this. You see what I did, I move back. You get out of the way of a nigga compliment.

They're so nice. Hey, I'm just learning how to accept compliments. I feel like I did a good job. You know what? Because black women don't give us compliments. We get a little half compliments. They're so nice. That's crazy.

They look like a strip. A strip? Mm-hmm. What's that? Like when you put on a strip of lashes. Oh, no. What I have on? These shit's come out.

I've been knowing this nigga for 14 years. I ain't even know he had eyelashes. I ain't never looked the nigga in the eyes before. I ain't never looked the nigga in the eyes. Hey, look this out. Some niggas I know I don't even know what they look like. I don't even look a nigga in the face. Check this out.

If you in your home. boy together, y'all batting your eyelashes at each other. Br, y'all's all, y'all on some bullshit, man. Yeah, y'all together. If your nigga ever tell you, you got something on your eyes, watch that nigga, bro. What nigga looking in your ass even know? Hey, bro, you got something on your eye.

How do you know that? Don't be looking at my motherfucking eye. I thought that crust was a part of your face, man. Man, I guess his eye got cataracted. Come on, man. Niggas out here gazing in each other's ass and shit. I was just trying to give somebody a compliment. No, I tried to, I took it.

I felt like I took it. They're so nice. I'm trying to get into it. Thank you. You've had those your whole life? Yeah, and they get in my eye all the goddamn time, and then they roll back so I got hair on my brain. I have to, because where does it go? It don't never come out.

You know what I'm saying? If the shit gets in your eye, roll back and it never come out, what happened? Girls buy eyelash to them so their eyelash grow longer to look like that. Shout out to all the pretty bitches with no eyelashes. That's probably why they don't have none because they're doing too much to them. Right. Leave your motherfuckers alone. Let it do what they do.

Don't acknowledge them. I didn't even know they were. problems of them that you got in my eyes. Niggas don't even know eyelashes have an impact on the face till you see her with them off and then she looked the same but you're like, it's something missing. Looking like a fucking fish. I don't know, your face plain as fuck today. What is going on?

She looked like a fish and an owl. For sure. Without lashes? Oh, man. That's fucked up, Bissimo. You know one thing I like about you though is some days you'll get on Instagram. You don't get a fuck. You'll just get out to bed and be like, y'all, can you bleed this shit?

I'd be like, man. I know you Because I can't be made up all the time You look You look sleepy Like the other day you got up And you was doing the titty helic Thank you for doing that

In the 85 South shirt When you got up You in Farrow You was like bitch What we gonna eat And you was doing the twerking And you was doing the twerking And the t-shaking like that

Oh yeah yeah That's great promo If you would have been In any other t-shirt It wouldn't have meant shit I might need to see this video Oh yeah I was in the 85 South shirt

You see what I love that It's cross promo Yep Yo Tidies I t-T shirt It's a great combo great combination guys make sure you get your merch get one chitties and t-shirts you selling t-shirts

the no more dick is how they're actually sold out oh okay good y'all actually running a negative I mean I have like four more you're actually running a negative campaign no mo dick we're trying to give away mo dick in 18 actually no mo dick get your bitch in check so she knows how to act or else she won't get no mo dick I'm gonna let you know

right now you can tell that this is false propaganda because every nigga know that you holding out the dick ain't going to change nothing at the house. And niggas can't hold out dick anyway. You hold out the dick. You ain't get no dick by the end of the night. I hold out the dick if you want to. She got another dick on backup.

No, that's not true. Chee it. Don't try to, hey, we know what it is. We grow on men, bro. I'll be 35 this year. You think I'm walking around here thinking. This year or 2018? Yeah, that's this year.

This from the future. You think I'm walking around here believing I'm the only one getting all the pussy, you crazy. If it's not your girlfriend, then of course you're not. It don't matter if that's your, if she's, we'll just call it your pussy provider. If you think you're the only one getting serviced over there, you fucking retarded, bro. Why would anybody think that if they're not in a committed relationship? What is being in a committed relationship?

Committed to that person. Niggas get cheated on every day, B. No. They always talk about all the cheating that niggas do. And why do we cheat? Because niggas be doing stupid as shit. Why do they, because they like dick. That's why they cheat.

No, not niggas. So look, this is what the chick told me. Niggas can be doing everything, but if you're missing that one thing, she's going to find somebody else. That's not true. But look, check this out. So you mean to tell me a nigga you'd be doing nine out of ten things? It's the nigga who can show up and do one out of ten to get the same pussy? Somebody getting cheated.

Man, hell no. I don't want to be the nine nigger and then the one nigga show up and he's getting all the pussy. I ain't getting it. Wait a minute, wait a minute. I don't listen. No, no, no. No, babe, it's okay. I understand, I understand.

I understand. I understand you ain't got it. It's cool. No, I get it. Babe, it's cool. It's cool. I'm gonna figure it out. I promise, I'm gonna figure it out. All right. Bye. First of all, if a bitch ever says to a nigger, it's cool, I'm gonna figure it out. Guess what the fuck that means in English. It means, nigger, I'm calling my next nigger. That's me figuring it out. Okay? I'm not gonna stress. I'm not. I'm gonna figure out the next number to call and ask somebody for help.

Because I'm in distress, okay? I can't figure it out on my own. I need a man. So, naga, if I ever do that, you know what the fuck that means. I'm going to figure it out. I'm going to figure it out, all right. I swear to God, niggas in 2018 still fucking up. You can ask a nigga for nothing, baby.

Can I have nothing? Oh, I ain't got it. How do fuck you got nothing? What is the one? What is the one? I actually don't know if I'm a cheater or not because I haven't had a boyfriend. What is the one? Because if the one is dick slagging, duh.

No That is not number one on the lid No but if he don't have that She's definitely gonna seek that else So look, check this out You're a great nigger You pay the bills You listen to shit

You do all that pussy ass shit That they like That's what I'm saying Like I think being a good person Man, what That's subjective as fuck That's subjective as fuck No

You just categorize pussy as shit As shit as being a good man No I'm just saying All that pussy ass shit You know I ain't taking it back I'm saying so much shit on this show that ain't never taken back

I don't give a fuck about how these people feel the niggins that I'm talking to know that this shit bro try to hold the dick out you can't hold the dick out anything you better try to up the dick ante put so much dick in a shit don't want no more that's the only thing you can do

listen to me bro listen to me no shit God is love bro ain't no such thing in love you better get you some money Stop it. I do not agree with that.

The white man created love so he can sell you business cards on Valentine's Day, bro. Ain't no goddamn love out here. Only motherfucker love you is your mama. And your daddy left. If your own daddy would leave you and you look just like this, nigga, what make you think a bitch going to love you? The nigga who made you don't love you, nigga. One person on earth love you, that's your mama,

because you was in her and she believed in you and shit. Nika, even serial killers get visits from their mama, bring them cookies and shit. I know you ain't mean it, baby. They deserved it, but you're high school. You're trying to get your GED? That's good. I love you, babe. Just pray, read your Bible, eat your cookies.

Ain't no love in this bitch. Look at Eli Manning. He's saddie fuck because he thought the jazz loved him. Like, yeah, Eli, we ain't never fucking with you ever again. Joe. We got a nigga who worse than you. You ain't want nothing, but you've been fucking up so bad. Bye, get the fuck out.

Go get your big head ass out of here. Matter of fact, we're going to need that number, because that ain't need your number no more. Who broke your heart? Life? Life broke my heart. They've been telling me my whole life. Carlos studied. You could be whatever fuck you want to.

Then I graduated high school. Then the world was like, oh, me, you're black. It ain't but like 11 things you can be. A barber. A rapper. You can sell some dope. All the shit end up in jail anyway. Ain't no love out here.

I'm a black man. America broke my heart. All the shit I can't be. You know how many flights I take? I ain't never looked in there and saying a black pilot like, man, I flew the fuck out of this bitch. I ain't never seen a black food critic. I ain't never seen a nigga in a Subaru Outback. It's so much shit I ain't never seen a nigga new.

I've seen that, though. So, y'all want to listen to Negative Nancy. Go ahead. There ain't no negative, bro. This shit is real. But no, but no, people love you to they don't. Breaking news. Shit is fucked up.

People love you till they don't. They don't fuck with you no more. Listen to this. They love you till they don't. Motherfucking love, Nick, and the Nodge. It's a limit. came out, they act like they can't stand this bitch. There ain't no love out here.

They love you until they don't. Come on, bro. I'm a lover, not a fighter. Until you don't. Until you don't. What does explain? How many niggies you love? In my life? You don't fuck with right now. Like two? And how many you still love? I still love with them. I'm not in love with them.

Get the fuck out of here. So check this out. You do know when you do get a nigga that you love again, you can't love them other two niggas no more because you cheat that that nigga out of his love. That's not true. You don't get the love a one day at a time. You can love more than one more than a day. Man, let me find out my bitch I have loving a nigga that ain't related to her.

We're cutting all that off. I don't get a fuck how many memories y'all had in college. Man, fuck this, man. Matter of fact, if you get this nigga too many compliments before I meet him, I don't like him anyway. Oh, great person-ass nigger. Shut up. Fuck this nigga.

How many times have you been in love, Clayton? Me? Have you never been in love? That shit ain't real. I'm loved. When he comes to love. When it comes to love, manor, the earth is flat. I can't ass answer.

I'm loved. Bro, when it comes to herb. I'm loved by many. Talk to him, bro. You know who you're not? My loyal subjects love me and my kingdom. See how she makes this sound? She tried to make it sound like love is a club.

You've been in love? No, I ain't never walked in that bitch before. Hell no, the line was too long. The line was crazy. There's actually a lot. The shit was out to fucking. Ladies get in free. Mm-mm.

Man, hell no. You been in. I heard a VIP little as hell Only were you and one other person It cost me when she could in that bitch Niggas don't be knowing I love love. Bro, if you ever apologize for some shit she did, you've been in love

No, I'll be in love I love I love Like what? Like what? You know what Everything she'd do if the pussy's a good You apologize

I'm sorry Bro if her pussy good You'll be You have to say it like that I'm just saying the fuck You're always doing that shit But the pussy good And she'd be like, stop

We'd be like Okay, but just stop Just don't do it again Man Good pussy making How many times have you been in love, Carlos? I don't know I don't know

Shit Like two I don't even know if it was one Can it be a half? Carlos You was in light She had two hands make a hole You was in like, man, I was right there.

It was better to be in life. I would love him, motherfucker, that shit. Check this out. I was about to be in love. Then they were like, hey, bro, I ain't no hats. I was like, fuck. I ain't even going there. He's so annoying.

I cannot. Fuck love, bro. And you got to have two bitches with you. The bitches I thought I loved treated me the worst. Shout out to all the bitches I like who just moved on. The bitches I loved, they had to fuck everything up before they loved you. No, the fuck they didn't. Like is way better.

Life is way better. Like is way better. Hell, yeah. You love somebody. Now you've got to do extraordinary shit. Right. That you don't even want to do. Come on, man.

Like what? Drive while you crying. Come on. For sure. That shit is so hard to do. No, seriously, it's so hard. Your eyes get so blurry. And then you start speeding and you're like, I'm about to kill myself.

So let me just pull over. Yeah, see? I never get to like that. But like, motherfuckers be out here jumping on top of cars. Yeah, don't drive and cry, guys. Jumping out of window. Yeah. Shooting everybody in the house.

Then they're. Then they self. Shoot yourself first. If you think you're going to kill yourself. Do that first. Do you first. Just to make sure it's going to work. You know who I feel bad for right now? The niggas who ever pulled up at her mom or her grandma house outside, I just want to talk.

I feel bad for them. I just want to talk ass niggas. Like they talk to the parents and say, can I talk to your daughter? No, they just pull up. She's, don't fucking talk to me no more. 10 minutes later. Hey, come outside. I love that.

I just want to talk. Oh, my God. That's the fucking pride. That's the nigga that's going to put hands on you. I'm telling you, that nigga beat women up. No. That's not true. No.

Are you sure? Let's see what the comments say. That nigga whoop bitch's ass. The nigga pull up on you, unannounced. And then he parked fucked up. Like if the nigga... Like if that nigga parked... But I'm saying if the nigga just pull up and they're like at a slant and just get out and leave the door open.

I just want to talk. He parked the car in the crosswalk. Come on, bro. His car entra. Come on, man. That's so funny. The nigger pull up at a family functionist. He want to argue.

If you're on handling him right, he will in front of your whole family. Well, tell him how you're on Instagram. Liking these nigger pitch it in. Show me your ass. Yeah, exactly. Pray for that, nigga, man. Black love be different, though. It ain't like the Titanic where a nigga

going to freeze the death for a bit. No. Black men not doing all that shit. a black man let your ass freeze and float down it but he gonna tell every bitch

he ever fuck with about how a bitch loved him enough to freeze I had a bitch freezing you out here talking all that

your nigga bitch is out here freezing for me bitch bitch I'm the frozen one bitch and you're all out here

kick in with this nigga you know how many bitches I left in the himala bitch you fucking with the coldest

nigga in Atlanta you out here old lame man nigga man I got bitch bitch is freezing for me

man bitch they call me the abominable snowman he's all in the nigga fade cackling this shit bitch I'm the Yeti I tell you what bitch you frozen Black love different to hell

bro I don't want to talk about love anymore Whatever you always You see you think I don't have figured your bullshit out You're trying to act like all these niggas did you so wrong I never said you go I'm a hopeless romantic.

I am a hopeless romantic. You say shit like barf. I can't wait to be in love again. You say barf, I know you believe. All the shit you see in the movies. You think a nigga gonna show up before you go on a train and shit in the rain. Peace the moon! Yeah!

Wait! You need the fuck out of here, brother. First of all, I'm gonna tell you this right now. Get that stupid shit out of you. Because we live in a new... Ain't no running to catch a bitch man. No. First of all, a nigga ran for me before.

No. Down the street. Yeah. Ain't nobody running through the airport. How the fuck you're going to get through the airport security? You're gone. The bitch is gone. As soon as your bitch entered the airport,

if you don't get out right in before that goddamn opening door closed that there. The bitch is gone. Come on, bro. You're going to be looking at the airport. Sir, sir, sir, security. Rebecca! Sir, you can't be over here, sir. You don't have a tip.

Sir, sir, I'm going to ask you one more time, sir. Rebecca! Rebecca! Sir, I'm going to ask you. you one more time. Yeah, I hear you, I hear what you saying because you step over here, sir. She's about to get on this house.

He's living in my life. Sir. I understand all that, sir. I understand all that, sir. But can you step over here to the left? Oh, he's going to jail. Hell yeah, you're going to jail. Just don't know any bitch's name.

Anywhere where they got heavy security. He's going to jail. Rebecca. We're going to jail, man. We got to detain him. You can't even be in love, bro. Hey, man, what the fuck is the law on, man? the fuck you can't even what's wrong with him he's in love it's no telling what he might do

bro you can kill everybody they put you back there in the airport jail bro what you do man the motherfuckers found a pocket knife in my luggage I ain't know the bitch was in there damn that fucked up what you do bro man I had my gun in my bag it was loaded I forgot it bra that's fucked up my nigga what you did oh nigga I had some weed man I was looking for Rebecca I'm fucking and then all the niggins who did work shit then you be like oh shit don't sit by this nigga, bro. He's crazy. He's crazy.

We're going home. This nigga ain't getting out, bro. He did it for love. That nigga then can't out here with no airport, nothing. Guys do not believe them. Whatever, bro. Don't you run to no goddamn ever. Don't you run to the bus station? Hey, shout out to all the niggas out there who think they girl love them

like you love her. Bro, it's over with it. You stupid. You ain't the niggins she liked, bro. It's not our fault. You know what? What's the next? Next topic. Bro, that Jennifer Huss and shit got me looking at shit totally different. What happened with that?

Bro, Jennifer Husson got the nigga at home being a good father teaching the baby how to read. She cheated on him? She cheated on him with the nigger who pushed the buttons. What's the button? The producer, nigger. This nigga produced gospel rap and then fuck all up in this man, wife. He produces gospel rap. Well, that's what happens when.

That's what happened. That's what happened. How did they find out? You tried trying to put something in. They posted that day. You know when somebody. fucking your woman. He knew.

He knew. Ain't he a wrestler? Did they get a divorce? Bro, if your woman fucked to somebody else, she won't even look at you that much. If you ask her a question and she won't even turn around.

No, they were married for a minute, right? No, they was engaged for 10 years. And she kicked him out for the producer. Yeah, keep him out when he addressed him. He was the baby mom in that situation. That's so sad. She drugged. He was like, baby, let's get married.

Well, how did he address her? How did he address her? How did he have his arms folded? After that, like, was he at the top of the stairs, like, well. Well, no, well, well, well. Look who decided to come home. This nigga. Look who finally decided to come on home.

This they got a robo. Where were you, Jen? Where were you going to? So, let me guess. At the studio. Oh, okay. Let me guess. Right.

And so you. The first couple of times she came home, he's trying to be a good husband. She said, hey, babe, what's up? You hungry? Wow. I already ate. How's the album? It's good.

When am I going to hear something? Oh, you know, then it's finished. She's playing the nigga off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got to get ready to go. I'll probably leave tomorrow. We're going to go to Atlanta and work on some shit. Oh, okay, okay.

Is anything you need me to do? She didn't say. She's saying shit like, you know, just do what you do. You know, whatever. Do what you feel. Have fun. I love for your little money. You know, go do, don't you like pay off?

Don't spend it all in my place. He sounded like a real bitch. I got my own money. I'm good. I mean, I'm straight. I got the wrestling shit. You know, I'm good. He's a wrestler?

Yeah. That's what she'd be saying. You're a wrestler? Wow. When you start this? Ah, that's fucked up. You know, I got the money until your little wrestling shit take off. Hey, he, um, no, that's bad business.

You don't want that. That's so fucked up. But you know what? It's fucked up. But the man in me, I don't feel sorry for nothing to get cheated. That's just part of being a man. Man to fuck up, bro. just like when it's your homeboy birthday,

and you're already drunk and they want to do some more shot. Just take your shit, bro. Everybody get a turn. Everybody get a turn. Have you been cheated on? Everybody plays the fool. That's what you're going to listen to when you live.

You know what? Have you been cheated on to your knowledge? What I'm so proud of is I'm asking Carlos. Yeah, of course. Yeah. What I'm most proud of is all the times and I didn't find out. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you for being a good cheat. Hell yeah. You don't know how much of my life you might have saved by being discreet. Yeah, because when you're a nigger, hey, sometimes you're out here getting some pussy you think like, what my bitch doing?

See, how quiet shit got it? Mm-hmm. Listen to that old Johnny Taylor. Who's making love to your old lady? Why are you out making love? I just assume the worst. I take it all the way that I assume the worst. You are so negative.

I assume the worst. I assume my girl run cocaine in her pussy. Come on, I'm not around. Okay, can y'all please just read the secret? Mew. Like, this bitch is out of it. Can y'all please read the secret? Bro, that shit is fake too.

No, it's not. We are black. That shit does not apply to us. Yes, it does. No, it don't. The secret changed my life. I'm so serious. You just got to actually do it.

Tell them, Clayton. Clayton, been on that shit way before that shit came out. He doesn't even know what the secret is. See, Clayton, you're on my side. Clayton, tell her. Tell her who the nigger you know they had the first version of the secret bootleg on HD. Come on, bro.

Come on. I was watching the secret when this. nobody but the niggas who sell oil and incense had it. Fuck you talking about. Them niggas sold me that. I had the secret. Oh, look. I had the secret. I had a whole bunch of Michael Jackson concerts from Bucharest.

I had the real meaning of Christmas. I had some holy tabby. I had all types of DVDs back in the gap. The secret, yeah, some of that shit worked. No, but it worked, but you ain't got to get a package to you. You just got to do it. It's not about it working. It's about you just being positive. I'd be positive as fuck. But that's what the 85 South Show is for us for the niggas to connect on the negativity.

We made the present in the past. Talk to him. For sure. We made the present in the past. I thought about this episode eight months ago. So if we make in the present while we're in the past, why when we get to the present, you only focused on the present in the future, right? That's why I fucks with this, nigga.

You hear me? Why is that all you're going to? Yes, the fuck he did. It's a did. Come on, bro. Okay, explain, Clayton. Okay, so in the past. Teach.

I thought about being to the level where I'm at. I thought about doing the things that I've done. I thought about that, right? Then you get there and you actually achieve some of them things that you thought that you put out there, that you put on your list that you wanted to do. Now that you achieve those, you're not looking for the next thing.

You're worried about the present. Well, what's next what I got to do? That's the future. No, no. You've got to look at it the same way. You're not looking at it the same way. No. That's why you think people get to the level

and then they fucking die out, they fucking fizzle out. You feel me? It's because they're not looking at it the same fucking way. They're worried about what's meant. I know because you need somebody to put it to you in a hallmark card like the secret. You need a nice little narrator, a nice little white lady's voice that soothes you. Yeah. And you needed to be a flashy project with CGI on it.

Yeah. I believe that too. I'm just telling you. We thought all this shit up. In the past. I don't even be thinking nothing to plot of niggas, bro. In the present. are thinking about the future.

In the present, you think about it? I don't know why y'all be getting caught up in this shit. This shit does not apply to black people. We ain't supposed to be here. We're visitors. Niggas don't need to know about no secrets. We couldn't even read. You think they're going to let us hell secrets? We just got

our reading rights. Okay, you guys. If you want to be a million, that nigga, just wake up every day and visualize. Niggas, you better get out here and work to you die. All the viewers, all levity to your side. Can you please watch the secret. It's cool. Watch it and read the book, you guys.

And once you do it, please DM me. And if you have any questions or want any motivation. So you really just promoting your DMs. Don't DM shit. No, I like it on the page. Just leave it in the comments. Fuck the secret. I said it.

If you have any questions about, you know, anything. Shout out to all my niggas who locked up, who ain't going to see this till later on when they get out. You was locked up five years ago. But by the time you discover this shit, the shit you thought about in jail, now you're doing it, and you'll see this. You don't need no goddamn secret to be who to fuck.

They were unconsciously using the secret. We're telling you the secret. It's not a fucking secret. We're telling niggas if they listen. Niggas listen with their niggins, they know what me and Clayton saying. First of all, what? What? Unequivocally.

You know, yeah, that's a real word. Unsubconsciously. He unsubconsciously. Unconsciously. Uses the secret and he just want to act like he doesn't. Because everything that he does, how amazing this comedian is, He has manifested all this existence of his life. Well, let me tell the niggins who don't know how to manifest then.

By setting goals and thinking positively about himself. That's why he is who he is to this day. You got to look at life like you're already moving. Exactly. So check this out. Let me tell them, niggas then. So look, niggins, check this out. I don't know who the fuck you are right now.

You could be a nigger who working on the grill right now. Your aspirations don't need to be the fucking manager. You need to be like, I'm just doing this shit until I really kid goddamn play saxophone or whatever to fuck your dreams. bro. You got to look at all the shit that you do in the meantime that you don't want to do. You got to use that shit to get to what you do want to do. That's the whole secret of doing what the fuck you want to do.

You do enough shit you don't want to do and you are earned like some equity into the shit that you do want to do. But get good at the shit that you do want to do. Yeah. Like if you're not good at the saxophone, if you're not working at being good at the saxophone, then the fuck is you doing. Come on, bro. You can't have a dream if you ain't put me in the work with you. Lisa Simpson was a dog because she's not. She practiced, bro.

Who? She worked. Ain't nobody better on the saxophone than Lisa Simpson. From the Simpson? Yeah. Nobody can fuck with Lisa Simpson. Well, you know, Bleeding Gums Murphy. He was her, that was her mentor.

You know, that's where she got it from. Br, Lisa Simpson, one of the coldest saxophone players of this fucking, my generation. Her and Kenny G. Are you Googling Lisa Simpson? No. A lot of motherfuckers don't know. Lisa Simpson played the saxophone on the original Simpson thing. That was all Lisa.

Carlos. Whatever. Motherfuckers have no culture. Uncultured swine. Oh, man. Get some culture about yourself, my name. That's what we're not a tagging. Do you feel a tech bee?

No. I stand by my opinion. I know. You should. I'm fine. Nobody has to be on my side. Fuck, no. We fuck with you.

Even after putting your head in a bag, a plastic bag. What plastic bag? Whatever that video you was doing when you was in your bag. Oh, I'm just. It wasn't a plastic bag It was like, this was gonna suffocate her God down. She didn't out of a croas shopping bag.

But I'm saying people took the look In my bag, challenge too far. One nigga now, yeah, for sure. Plastic. Man, like, then you don't die, bro. No, for sure. What? Somebody was in the poker bag. Did you incited a dumb-ass dangerous challenge?

No, it wasn't, I didn't, I'm sorry. Oh, my God. Why you don't go to our media? But hold on, check this out. Out of all the people I know on Instagram, be some on the only, like, how many followers you got? Like 400,000 or something I have almost half a million

Woo But look She'll post a picture And damn near every follower She got like that motherfucker I'm like how to fuck this picture Get all these guys My analytics are just funny now

I just got a whole bunch of niggas They're not following me They're just watching to see if I made it yet Niggins check in and be like Oh he still got that That goddamn challenge He's all right here Just don't even know

I'm saving up I love my followers Thank you guys I'm so scared of being broke I don't know what to do no more I ain't spent no money in four months Niggas ain't dynamic enough for me on that bitch.

People be doing the same shit. The same shit. They're not dynamic, man, do some new shit. I seriously had to unfollow so many people for, like, posted stupid-ass negative shit. I can't stand negative shit on my timeline. Get your ass around. Oh, my God, niggas ain't girl.

I'm blocking you. Like, if you still saying niggas ain't shit, you've been saying niggas ain't shit since 2014. And the crazy part is niggas then came so far that they ain't even getting credit. Niggas have made a drastic change. This is true. This is true.

Black people as a whole. But I'm saying I know black people But I'm talking about niggas Brug niggas been doing You're about to say something so retarded No I'm not I'm proud of all my niggas Because I was just

I went home the other day And I was just riding through my old projects And all the shit I was just looking at all the shit That we didn't have And I think like some parts of your life You ain't supposed to go back to It's just like supposed to be a memory

But I was right there like There we ain't have shit Where you from? The projects Of Atlanta? Uh-uh Mississippi So I'm from the poorest state

and we was poor in the poor estate I was like damn that's double fucked up so that meant we would have to get some money just to be poor like just to start off as poor so we was like I was born in a negative kind of hell yeah all my brothers and sisters

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I don't know why people be giving me good. When you die, you have a funeral. Black people don't have funerals. What we have? Homegoing. Celebration. Unless it's a thug. Then it's interesting because the pastor don't know what to say.

He's just up there making up shit saying everything. nothing at the same time. Now, Carlos was Carlos. And every time you saw Carlos, he was Carlos. That ain't shit. That ain't shit. Keep supporting me. Fuck HBO.

When you see me post where I'm at, come see me there. Yes. HBO gonna pay me one check. And they're gonna play that shit for the next 20 years. Ain't no more HBO check. Watch that shit. and goddamn, come see me. Oh, they didn't do those residuals?

Bruh, you know how this shit go. You know how that shit go. When's your next show, Clayton? That's why when you do some shit on TV, you just be like, buy jokes. That's gone. Whenever. Whenever anybody wants to hear it.

I want to come to your next thing. Because they can buy the album. Please, buy that. Bro, hey, on some real shit. The album funny is a motherfucker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I like the cover. You know why?

And I'm not doing that shit. I ain't doing shit, man. I like the cover that you. It reminded me of like them old school album covers, nigga. Yeah, that's what I did. I shot it in LA. I get like a real rap on that bitch, like out the trunk. Yeah.

That's a real gangster shit, bro. I knew it. I made the dude get in the trunk to take the picture. I did. I feel like when you pan, it's your vision. Get in the trunk. He's like in the truck. I said, yeah.

Get in the trunk. In the trunk. He was like, boy, I said, you want me to let the seat down? Excuse me. So I let the seat down. He crawled in the other one. Burp in the ass. I keep saying.

Put them in the drunk. Yeah, and they're little terrible burps too. They like. Can y'all hear me? They like spaghetti burps. Yeah, we can hear you. It's not spaghetti. No, it is.

Yeah, we can hear you. And we can smell. What does it smell like? Burp. Shout out to these good-ass microphone, girl. We got some, we came up on these bitches. We went and bought some media mics. They used to host, like, Harado had these bitches.

Can y'all hear this plastic on the mic? Yeah. I'm sorry. Is that what you were? chewing? Yeah, the plastic off his water bottle. You start trying to quit smoking or something? I like chewing plastic. Like the little things on the price tags.

I like to chew those little things. Yeah, you're a real hood, bitch. Or like bottle caps. Hey, man, welcome back to the 85 South. You all know where you're being. But let me catch you up on what's going on right now. Love is fake. No!

There ain't no secret. Drop out of school and pursue your dreams. What? No, don't listen to school. Dead ass, do not listen to school. Fuck school. I believe in the last point, but the first two points are very valid. Don't listen to school.

Learn what you can from the motherfucking, but don't listen to them. Come on, don't listen to them, bro. Hey, don't let school fuck up your education. No, school or how you fucked up? They'll try to, you know, if they say you got some shit in school, if they say you got some shit in school, you got it. Tell them your testimony, bro. I'm just saying, if they say you got some shit in school, you got it.

Like the indentation of a fucking leaf. No, I don't know. I just remember that from science. I've never used that ever in my life. And they was, and you know what the fuck-up part about that? That shit was fucked up because they was, they was serious about that leaf project shit. Like, come on, you can't have to tell them all day. Yeah, you had to bring like 20 different variations and some seeds and then like some pine cones and shit.

I remember that shit. And they was going hard. They were so serious. Come on, you can't get out of seventh grade until you do this shit. I'm like, nigger. Y'all was doing that in the seventh grade? Bro, it was part of, they made it part of, like, your core curriculum shit. Nah.

And they have a health class. They have some classes you got to take. How about that? How much I keep it more real with high school kids? They did. They kept it too real. No, they didn't say shit. And when we had the sex talk at my school, they brought these motherfuckers who put up a big

ass film projecting thing. And then they just showed us a whole bunch of STDs. One nigga had a cauliflower growing out of his dick. You're fucking lying. A nigga just had an open. What are you talking about that? What? And they was like, this is...

Well, I went to a white school. They didn't do that. No, they did that. These motherfuck showed up on a regular day. What grade was that? That was in high school, like ninth grade. They didn't do that to my class. And they used to do it every year, like the first week of school.

They'll do like the STD orientation shit, trying to scare you out of having sex. I was like, who was the nigga with the cauliflower growing off his dick? And why he let them get a picture of this shit? You go in there to get your medicine for this cauliflower growing off your dick. And they're like, bro, can we get a picture for this motherfucker of a little slashing? Come a little closer to the left? Nah, bro, just let me get the cauliflower medicine and get the fuck on out of here.

But, bro, we'll get you 30% off your cauliflower medicine for here on out. That's fucking gross. I ain't. No, but they showed a lot of those. Like, it was a lot of slides, slide after slide. And all of them weren't dicks or pussies. Like, some of them might be a nigga mouth.

Right. And, like, his whole shit. Bro, they got some STDs where you just have an open shirt on your foot. Right. No, seriously, I've seen that on Google. Yeah. Like, when you get scared in Google shit. Yeah.

You can get herpes all in your eyes. I'm like, okay, I have cancer. Hey, you know what, I'm real... This episode been real informative, my nigga. No, it hasn't. Yeah, it has. No, it hasn't. All right, well, fuck it then.

You always... Because everything I'm trying... Hey, he's more negative than me. Every time I try to inform the people of something... What did we inform the people? Go ahead. These Negroes, nigglets, want to be negative. Go ahead. Inform them.

No, I already told him everything I think. Tell him. Tell them. We just... Don't be facetious. You out of information. You know, you know, You know, it was a nigga watching this, like, facetious, I don't even like fish.

That's fucking retarded, man. Much love to everybody who's been supporting the 85 South Show. Get you one of these dope-ass jerseys. Hit the website, grab a cap. Shit, get you one of these. You can't get one of these. This is exclusive. But, yeah, grab some shit.

What the fuck is wrong with you? What song is that? I don't know. Does anybody know that song? Some shit from the 50s. What is it? I love bad bitches. Oh.

That song called Fucking Problem. I love bad bitches. That's my fucking problem. I love that shit. That's what that was. He said the whole first verse. We always highlighting black history on here. See, that was a moment in black history.

Black people just take the part of it. If we don't know the name of it, just the part we remember, that's the name of that shit. Exactly. I'm about to put you out on my Insta. Okay. We're about to be popping, man. You ever go on, be some own insta. Stop. Do you get followers on that?

Yeah, I've been on that. I don't know. I don't know. Hi. Hey, we're here. Live, 85 South show. The fuck? Say something else.

That's it. That's all I'm saying. Okay, Clayton, is there anything you want to say? Back your eyes. We out here with it, though. Tell them people to follow us and shit like that. Welcome back to another. Let me look at some comments, man.

What that shit is? say? Colo's got that big boy flow. Don't say that. Don't say that. There ain't no compliment. What did they say?

Big boy snapping. Carlos got that big boy flow. No, no, he'd be snapping on the albums. On the albums. I've seen him rap one time. I was like, no. Shut up, B-A-S-A-M-S-A-M-

sorry. Man, fuck them comments, bro. Clayton, what's your Instagram? C-L-A-T-O-N? English. Oh, English. Yo. That's my nigger, bro.

We haven't celebrating a big year out here. What did you say? Read these. Naturally, Nicole Brie. We're about to start crying. Oh, yeah, Resident Peace, D.C., Big Mama, Seneca, Dolanches from the 85 South fam. Yeah. Definitely won't say that. See, they've been missing you, bro. That's your stalker, Nicole Brie. Oh, Oscar Butler, somebody paid the ransom to we'll have a kidnap Clayton English. Where the fuck he been at? I've been with the money.

Franklin's kidnapped me. Tim Summ. Clayton's nerd impression is funny as fuck. I rock with the 85 South Show y'allelous. Can't wait to see this get picked up by a network. We are a network. We are. Tell them what we are. This is a network.

Hey, you can make the shit a live channel. I'm asking, man. How do you just go stop in the middle? You can make this shit a live channel where you just show old episodes on constant repeat. You know what I'm talking about? They got live. Well, you can loop that shit. You know what I'm talking about?

No. You don't know what I'm talking about. All the shit on YouTube. You know, they got live YouTube. Is everybody in the room following me? Do I need a laser pointer? What do I need? Give me a sharp.

Give me one of the dry race markers. No, the live shit. And run that bitch. So if it's live, how are you running it? I'm sorry. No, it's a live feed of stuff that we've already taped. Like, they've got like right now. Like right now on YouTube, they got, like, live family guy episodes running all day.

So it's not live. The feed is live, B, Simone. I don't understand that. Don't worry about it. Because it's like, as high as I am right now. See, this is why I don't come here as much as I used to. This is right here. I did not.

I did not know. I did not know that you was holding us responsible for the shit that we did not know. If I would have known that you was over there, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. It's not there. Okay. It's not that. I'm telling y'all.

All right. I don't know what. You don't know the live shit. Nobody know what YouTube live is. That's fine. You can watch the game on that shit now. I don't believe you. Shut your ass out.

Go ahead. That shit from you. That's fine. Amen. But look, we are a network. That's what I'm trying to get at. I'm trying to push the needle forward. Y'all over here.

Y'all want to stay in quick saying, go here. I'm not throwing no vines. Not throwing no vines, nor no sticks. Do you understand what I'm saying? Get right or get left So imagine the shit Always on Imagine 85 South shows

So the episodes You ain't never saw It's always on So that bitch that's gonna keep playing It's gonna go from one To all the motherfuckers Then when that shit run out It's a loop

I feel you I feel what you're saying Yes And you turn it on When you want to turn it on Oh it took that for y'all To figure it out Fuck y'all It's not y'all

I was following up Y'all y'all Y'all slow today Fuck it bro How'd a high person I'm high too The most enlightened Because

I'm just playing. But for real. What the, oh, shit. This was, when I saw that, a lot of people think we just be looking at the wall. It's a screen over there, bro. We'd be pulling. Chad be over there pulling up shit.

I'm tired of this shit, bro. I'm tired of this shit. I'm tired of motherfuckers trying to leak these pictures and shit, Snapchat's of Malia Obama. She can't live. Leave her alone. How old is she? She grown, god damn.

She'd go to college. Like, what, that's so irrelevant. She's old enough to smoke with cigarettes. If she wants to smoke with cigarettes. cigarettes. God damn me let us smoke with cigarettes. Think she was in the bathroom getting hot a other day. And she knew it. She was on there getting fucked up.

No, that was a cigarette. She was on Snapchat and she was like, get to, she was no, that wasn't no weed. That was the weed. It wasn't thick enough to be weed. Well, she was smoking out of a vape pen or some shit. She was definitely not. But she posted it herself. Yeah.

Somebody else. Who was in the bathroom? I don't know. That bitch needs to get wet. It ain't even that. That's the thing about it. It ain't even the shit that it's like, she posing. It's like these motherfuckers, like, sneaking and sending that shit.

Cut the shit, bro. Leave her alone. Yeah. And she just don't know that Barack Obama, the type of daddy where it's like, if he see you on the video smoking, he going to get in there and smoke with you. Right. You're grown. Do what you want to do. It's way worse shit you could be doing.

Exactly. Shout out to the black parents who love their kids, let them smoke in the house, so you don't have to go outside. And smoke with strangers And risk going to jail and shit We all had that one cool ass Auntie let all the high school kids Come over there and smoke and fuck It was a lot of kids made over that

You know that auntie that worked late night At the hospital I'm going to work Don't y'all be up doing no bullshit Keep my damn dough locked Alright Auntie She didn't left y'all in there with four holes And I could order some pizza and shit

Don't be in here smoking Y'all go in the back y'all smoking You know that if they're loose said, Auntie, yeah. That's how everybody in high school got pregnant, bro. Me and Chico had a show the other night. All these kids said they was born in 1999.

I was like, damn, so I was in fourth period with some of y'all. Your mama was pregnant with your... These are the babies, their mammas was pregnant with them while we was in high school, so I'm like, damn. No, if they were born in 99, they backed that ass on. But I'm saying, I was in high school in 99, and some of the girls I was in high school with was pregnant

and had babies in 99, And they're in college now That's what I'm saying They'll back that ass up baby Exactly That's what they're gonna call them No the 99 Back that ass up generation

But the 99 and 2,000 That's a back that ass up baby They're gonna call them The cash money kids Come on man No I don't know I mean What the fuck?

You don't want to be Cared money kids Derek Rose Let's say he don't take some time off And think about If he want to play balls or more Yeah I don't know why the fuck he did that

His knee did the press time No fuck that bro No, his knee did the talking. His knee sat up there and said, hey, we're going to sit down. But the shit is, Derek Rose was on the Cleveland Cavaliers. He working with LeBron James, bro. He don't have to do that much. Show up, beat Derek Rose, come in for it.

I was like, bro, I don't know if I'm going to quit, but I'm thinking about some shit. Y'all got enough niggas. I'd be on the bench. If y'all, ain't no way I'm just going to leave all that money on the table, though. I think they owe him, like, $72 million or something from the Adidas shit. Ain't no way I'm leaving. How long you got to play to get that?

I'm playing until I get every dollar. Yeah, I'd be 66 on the bench. Why are you still playing? They owe me $300,000. I'm quitting late October. I'm just a different kind of nigger, bro. I'm the type of nigger who's going to get all the paper, bro, for real, for real. My loyalty is unmatched.

They get me 72 million. I don't own nothing else, but Adidas. All of them. I'm going to start winning old D's before they was the shit. Fuck that, bro. I'd be saying niggas lose contracts because they have a sponsorship or some shit with Budwiser, get caught. You know what I mean?

Fucking up, drinking Kool-Aid or something. We don't fuck with Kool-Aid. Didn't nobody tell me this? No, you got to know. You got to ask. Well, no, it's just got to be that direct competition. Yep. Yeah, you can't fuck with the other team.

Mm-hmm. That's why we'd be drinking red bulls and the same motherfuckers who make that. I don't even know no other energy drinks. I don't either. I don't know, no. They got other energy drinks? Not that I know of. Shit.

I heard a rumor that they had some new shit, but... Yeah, it's like a speakeasy. You gotta go. But one thing I do know. And it's bad for you. Red Bull give you wings, my nigga. Chad called me soon as this shit dropped the other day, because this nigga is the only real Mace fan I ever met in my life.

Like, the nigga who actually had bought his album and liked it. I ain't never met two niggas who did that. Chad wear his hat like Mace. Bro. Where it's backwards and you can't see his eyebrows? Hey, Chad hit me way too excited. Bro, Khmese back, my nigger. The rap game is in shambles after this.

I don't like, bro, he called you. He called you with Welcome Back playing in the background. Come on, bro. Welcome back. Oh, all the world. Baby Stace on deck. Blinky, blink what's happening? Blink.

Blink. Blinketty blink Yeah, Chad called me way too excited about it You heard the Mace disc, though, from camera? Come on, man Come on, bro What are we doing now? What are we doing?

What are we at with this shit? We're just going with this songs From 10 years ago. Yeah, man, you've been getting this And what I want to know is why nobody brought up In the words of the late great pimpsie Come on You know who got counting the boy with the race.

Come on, man. You know who got caught in the range rover with the boy. Come on. Now wasn't that Mace? Come on now. Didn't Mace get caught in the range rover with the boy? Multiple Tate. With the what?

With the boy. See, Chad don't want to hit his shit. Mace got caught in the range rover with the boy. That's what they're going to say that Clayton brought it up. That was with the boy. They have some hooks. And you know what time a boy I'm talking about. You know the type of boy I'm talking about.

You know. With a boy? You know the type of boy. We're one of them girl boy. No, one of the boy. Let's hear it for the boy, one of them boys. Mace? Yeah.

He got caught in a rainbow with the boys? That's some old shit. Look, bring up, you pull up the Pempsi interview if you need the reference points. Come on, man. Pimsy interview, man. Where are you going in? But I don't know, man. Cam been disinaced.

Can't been disemased since, what, 2004? Come on, man. But then they made up, like, six seconds later. But see, that's the thing. It was, oh, I'm just playing. No, there ain't no man. Yeah, because you play. I mean, I think they put it.

Who sold more albums? I think they put it. The real lesson is, though, is when you and your partner's fallout and people get mad at you, listen to what they're saying. That's how they feel about your stanking at me. Have y'all watched Mason's sermon? If I'm going to get mad and tell y'all the truth. I don't give a fuck, and that's why you don't care about people's feelings because your motherfucking ogre got killed. Oh, okay.

You been wanting to say that shit. That's true. Yep. Wow. You all seen Mason's sermons? No. How are they? Bro, I live in Atlanta and don't know where it's church here.

He has a church here. Come on, someone. Come on, man. He's still a pastor? Come on. No way. Come on. I could not believe he has a congregation.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Seriously? Watch him. He out there. He on Instagram. He got some videos.

Camra and posted him. When they was beefing. Mace is still a preacher. But they're saying Cam lost, but I mean, hey, man. Hey, bro. Whatever, man. You still get money? Niggas lose every day, B.

Bro, camera on the type of nigger was like, I don't feel like if he ain't put the fur coat on yet, shit ain't official. Right. Like, all the beefs that Cameron ever been in, when he dropped the disc, the nigger be in the fur coat. The nigger has not put the fur coat on yet. So y'all can say

what y'all want to say. America, the general public, but until you see Killer Cam, with the fur coat and the flip phone, shut the fuck up. In the pink. Killer cams, I mean, niggas, who really in the rap game, still got the flip phone with the antenna

You pull the little antenna out. When I see Killer Cam with the, with motherfucker fur coat, the flip. Because, you know, the nigga ain't even going to, when he do the real drop this off, he ain't going to never get off the flip phone the whole time. The whole video he's on the phone. And you're going to be like, who the fuck is on the phone

with this nigga just letting him wrap his verse? Hold on, hold on, my nigga. So you were goofy, goofy, and you were scoom, yeah, you know, that's coming. He ain't even start double ramming shit, so I know the beef ain't official. I know. You was a mace, mace. I just had a Mace face

You just a space case Put the space in Mace face Double case Double case Tell your sister I miss her face Blow a kiss Kiss a lips I kiss her face

Hold on hold on Hold on Hold on That's exactly how you're Give me that flow But you know it's got to start off with See the problem is I'm not going nowhere You can stab at me

Shoot at me But see camera come on the fucking On the beef record And start talking about shit Ain't got nothing to do with it Yo, Juel's just got the 600. Jimmy, he good. Whatever me and Jimmy got going on, we're good.

I mean, we've taken flights to Vegas. Come on. Freaky. Freaky Ziki just put up $1.4 million in my kitchen cabinet. I'm kind of fool right now. That's the kind of $400 steak. Yo, I'm going to go ahead and get on these niggas neck. Yo, we're drinking $600 water over here.

Niggas be asking me why I don't rap no more? I'm drinking $600. It's $100 water here. No water is that much. Come on, man. Really, nigga? $600. You niggas really hyping this, nigga?

You know, first of all, I just want to say, how are you the past this, son? How you are you a pet? This shit going to go crazy. Don't never think Mace won shit. You think Jim Jones don't get a phone? Bro. Jim Jones want to be camera and friend so bad right now. Anything that niggas say, Jim going to do it.

Are they beefing? It's not even that they beefing, but you're not even that they beefing. you know how when you fall out with your partner and you don't know if y'all cool, cool yet. Like, they fell out and they're good. They're just waiting on somebody to say, somebody to be like, so you're going to come out of house?

Oh, nigga, I'm in my brother. Wait six years of this shit. Come on, man. I think the problem with Dipset is them niggas don't realize they better together. Come on. Than apart.

For sure. Nobody want to hear y'all. Like, we'd rather just see y'all. See how Mace didn't win? You see how Mace did not win. It's too many elements to this shit. Cameron had us cheering for a nigger named Freaky Ziki when we didn't know who the fuck Freaky Ziki was.

You remember they dropped three albums and they was like, come on, Freaky, we almost home. I was like, I can't wait for this nigga to get home. I don't even know what he'd do too. And then when Cameron threw him in the other song, fuck you R&B niggas, Zieg sing all the hooks. And then it made me go back and be like, which hooks did Zeex sing?

And was he showing his ass? No, man. Enough of Cam. say, fuck you R&B nigga, Zieg sing all the hooks. It was some cold niggins out at that point, too. Jahim was still popping. Oh, man.

Mace, I just, where were your fans at? Like, everybody that's on Mace. This is not official beef. Where was elder Mace fans at all these years? Who produced the track? I cannot believe he's still a pastor. Is that disrespectful knowing that your father's a pastor?

Your father ever had a beef with another pastor? he ever made a disdress? No. You think he ever be sneaked this and in the sermon? And to the other Christians at that other church. But we ain't pointing no fingers

at nobody because that ain't what God do. To these so-called prophets. So-called. Amen. Amen. Amen. That's when the pastor be on his bullshit. That's why he'd be wanting the crowd to go with it. Amen. Amen. Amen.

Oh, my God. Because you can't follow everybody. He'd be over there to sneak this and hell out your mother. Ain't it something? Amen. When you get baptized and you still not a Christian. Amen. Amen.

Wow. I wonder what God going to say when he see that. Amen. Turn to your Bible to Genesis. Right there is something to do with what I just said because that's how pastors operate. Okay. You know I'm doing that late on.

I'm going to get famous doing comedy then. I'm just going to have me a church. Oh, it's going to be lit. All I got, I could be a pet. All I have to do is not cuss. And even I can cuss the first two years. No, you can cuss. The first two years I can cuss and just by, excuse me, Lord.

And the people are going to be believing in me so much. They're going to take your time. He ain't finished with you yet. This you won't. Excuse me, Lord. My mama used to do that shit all the time. Boy, sit your motherfuck. Excuse me, Lord.

Cuss at church and just say, excuse me, Lord. You can cuss in church now. Apparently, you can cuss in church. Man, I've seen them playing all type of songs in church, unedited. The Story of O.J. These is red bottoms. Bodeg yellow. They were playing that.

The blood of Jesus. They don't play the clean version? Was on her shoes. Right, bloody shoes. I might sound like I hate it when I say this, but they could go on here and just eliminate the whole. praise dance team. I used to be on the praise dance team.

Yeah, that shit corny as hell, bro. Just let that shit go. It doesn't move your spirit? It does not move my spirit. It makes me like, man, let's get the fuck out of here. The mimes is what gets me. I was fucking with the sermon, but this whole goddamn dancing to take me to the king and get slow motion with, man, get that bullshit out of here.

I'm hungry as a motherfucker sitting back here and y'all doing all this bullshit. When they be in them tights? Man, fuck that. There's always one extra thick. And then the shit makes me, yeah, that's the shit that makes me uncomfortable. She all in there big ass camel toe Fat-ass booty thighs and hips

Feet pretty She ain't got no shoes on Chill in the church Nipple hard For sure Yeah Yeah Got a nigga in there

Thank you Ooh Lord Take me to the king Take me I like to go to the hip Right now You ever look at the pastor wife She'd be looking like she wants

Some dick so bad from anybody Oh my gosh, change the subject, guys. No, no. Shout out to them fine-ass pastor, I'm tired of wearing them church dress. I can't hide all them tithes. All them hips and yams. Them hats.

You know who else deserve a shout-out right now. Them women with the ass that's so fat that the jeans won't fit in the back. It's just to be that little dent. Oh, shit. She don't know what size the waist she is. That ass so fat. She got a dumb-ass waste

It'd be like a 27 Like dumb-ass waste Whatever Don't worry about it be Simone The nigger who love you Already love you Mm-hmm That's what wrong with people

Out here trying to impress everybody Fuck that Be the shit to who you the shit too I don't be out here trying to be the shit to everybody I just go around the holes I know like me already Keep myself esteem high You think I'm about to go into a circle

Well I'm already rejected Fuck, no. Mm-mm. I don't need approval again. Hey, I'm through convincing bitches. I'm the nigger. If you don't already like me, it's over. I'm not about, I'm not, fuck that.

I know the bitch, I'm going to be fucking for the next three years. I already met them some time ago. They just ain't cranked back across yet. Ain't going to be no new pussy. That shit don't happen like that. That shit happened about two, three times a year. But all the other pusses would be like some return investment types of shit. What do you mean?

New pussy, three new bitches a year? That is so low. That is so low. Three? You know how many days it is in a year? 365. You cannot, you don't need a new girl every day, Carlos. Who the fuck said that?

Who the fuck said that? He just talked about cauliflower dick. I'm just saying, I mean, if you can't look at a person and see if they're sick or not. You can't. I guess I'm just lying for 30. 35 years then. I'm just a goddamn lie, huh? Healthy as a horse.

Healthy. The nigger don't even need eight hours of sleep. I'd be asleep three, four hours sometime and go on jump up out that bitch. I'm healthy as hell. Blood pressure good, my sugar low. All that shit.

Oh, Lord. You're so crazy. Whatever, be, Simone. There's a lot of motherfuckers out here who thought we weren't going to make it this far. And you know what we call those people? Haters. I don't never call them.

that. I call them motivation. Yeah. The people who don't, you know, like some people just go on these videos when they see us and just click dislike. They don't get a fuck what we do. Like, you didn't even watch it. No, they just don't want to see us do better. Go watch, go back and look at the episodes. It's the motherfuckers who put the thumbs down. You hated this shit that much? What did we say to make a nigga be like, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. Fuck this. I can't wait for YouTube to see my one dislike and take the shit down. This is a little bit. This inappropriate. Yeah, I hate that. So we want to shout y'all out to, we see y'all.

Much love to you. Well, see, this year going to be so far in the video, they ain't going to see it. They don't need be watching it. They'll just be clicking on that shit. Yeah, so much love to the people who've been disliking our shit for the last year. If we ever see you and figure out who you are, we're going to beat your ass. Not because we

in our feelings about it. It's just that we know. You need to learn a lesson. Yeah, and you took for granted that it wasn't people out who would still like that, who would still beat your ass. You thought we were going to be the bigger people and just ignore it. We petty. Like if we find out that you're the hater, we all going to whoop your ass.

Old school style. Chad is a great person. But guess what? When we get you on the ground, he's going to be kicking you too. I'll probably be the one to be like, stop, guys, that's enough. But once you find out that they was the ones on your page, dislike and shit too, you're going to at least spit on them. No. Clayton English is the most nonviolent nigger.

I know. But when we find out who the haters are, he's going to be with you. the shit. And he's a tall nigga. He got long reach. Have you ever been in a fight, Clayton? Fuck yeah. Yeah. Have you, Carlos? Yes. Yes. That's why I talk so much shit, because I'm

so confident in my fighting skill. When was your last fight? A couple years ago when I was in Memphis, it was just a random late night. What happened? I was trying to piss, and a Mexican dude was on some shit. Man, I didn't tell that shit so many times on here. That was my last official. Like, yeah, I had to, but it was in

self-defense, so it wasn't like... I don't care of the minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Like, he hit me first. No, he didn't hit me first. He grabbed my shirt and ripped it. Why you was pissing? No, I never got to piss. So the whole time I was fighting, I was trying to

not piss on myself, too. Because in the gist of it, I still had to piss. But it was just some random shit. I was trying to pee. He was in the bathroom with his white lady. They was like snort some shit or something. And he came out, he just kept fucking with me.

Like, bro, get him, you know what I'm saying? He grabbed me. You know what I mean? I don't want to get too detailed because I just left. I don't know if they were reviewing the tape or what, trying to figure out who the fuck I was. Still reviewing the tape years later. Yeah, you know, it's an open case.

Case still over. Hell no. But, see, that's the thing about it. Fuck fighting. Fighting don't solve shit, but it makes you feel better. Violence is the answer sometimes. No. Yes, it is.

Look, murder is not the answer. Look, murder is not the answer. Violence is definitely. Almost death is the answer. not even death. Violence definitely. Violence solved. If you think about it in the grand scheme of things, violence is the only answer.

Yeah. Look at all these wars that have been going on. And what is it solving? She, everything. No. Shit. That's why they keep going to war. They be like, bitch, you don't want to listen.

We're going to come over there and shoot you in your fucking ass. Then you're going to listen. Because after we put this pressure on your ass that you want, because you don't want to listen. That's how, that's, you don't know how much ass whooping you're going to get. That's why your mama used to be like, all right, all right, okay, wait till we get home. So that means show your ass all way until we get home. So when I get you home and I give you way too much ass whooping, just know that you didn't know that you was already at half ass whoopper.

Then you just kept not listening, and I just kept putting quarters on it. You didn't built up a whole other ass whooping by the time you got home. Why should do me like that? All I did, no, you know, you've been hard-headed, cussing. playing you all in the back seat standing up with your seatbelt you ain't even hit the time she told you to sit down them two times

sit your ass down sit down I don't know what the fuck wrong with you but you're going to learn tonight when I get your ass home I bet you that and you're just building up adding on to the ass whoopin because your hard hit it

your hard hit it all right what we're doing what you mean don't answer me like I'm late This nigger here. Don't ask me. What you got coming up, bro?

What can we subscribe to your movement? It's the same shit. It's been out there. I feel like you got a whole other operation that we don't know shit about. You'd be vague as hell with your information. How are you going to see it? It ain't out yet. But I'm just saying.

I'm going to tell you about it for. I feel like you got some exclusive shit that we're supposed to get first looks at and you ain't been giving us eye goddamn durie. They don't give me first looks nothing, I just hope I'm still in it when they come out. Yeah. So, yeah. I was so mad. I saw one of the Wilden Out promos.

The motherfucker put me in the promo for 0.8 seconds. I was like, what fuck? I'm posting this shit anyway because I saw that. I don't give a fuck, that's the thing. Don't put your dreams in another motherfucker's hand. You got to do that shit yourself. I don't give a fuck if it's 0.3. Guess what I'm going to do?

I'm this kind of nigger. I'm going to find that 0.3 seconds. And I'm going to pause that shit. And I'm going to screenshot that bitch. And then I'm going to post that bitch with four filters. And then when I think people tired of seeing it, guess what I'm going to hit them with? The Black and White version. I give us less than the fuck.

It's all about self-promo. I got this great, beautiful, high-definition, HBO promo that they're running right now. I love it. That bitch looks so good. That promo is so good. I love it. Let me tell you how good the HBO promo is, dig it. The HBO promo so lit that the fucking LOL took the HBO promo shit

and put it in the LOL promo. Really? Cross promo. Hell yeah. I got a lot of shit coming out next year, boy. They working together, huh? LOL bought all the deaf jamshed. You're motherfucking right they did.

So we got the new season of Wiling Out coming out. By the time you see this, it'll be out. That's coming. Season 10. Season 10 is out. Then the All Deaf Comedy Jam is coming out. We got the 85 South Show on 2. episodes that are Little Women of Atlanta.

What else, man? I got some most shit. I'm on the new game show hosted by Tony Rock called Black Heart Revoked. That's coming out. Man, it's some more shit, but I forget. I know, like, I always can get, like, three out of five or whatever, but I got, like, some shit coming. And some shit I can't even tell you about. What?

I can say that. They already sent me the email. And they put us in the trailer for the promo Yeah, they had a little, they had a little promo Like hottest moments type shit And they was like, sneak peek of the new season They had me and Chico all that bitch So yeah

We're taking the brand And we're going nationwide with it, bitch That's awesome Yeah Mm-hmm Mm-hmm Anything else? You got some new music coming out

How do you know? Because I know the nigga who be doing the mixing No you don't What's his name? I ain't gonna see Liar Me and the nigger cousin Cool actually

Yeah So tell them about the shit I have a new song Dropping Friday It's a remix to Cardi B song And then I'm dropping a single In a week What Cardi B song

I'm gonna get the money G EZ and Cardi B Shout to Cardi B for me Is that Aesap Rocky on that bitch That's Aesab Rocky on the hook Um yes Aesop Rocky Because I was like boy that nix sounds

Just like Aesap Rockie on that bitch Just like A.S.Rocket. That's him. You want to hear a funny-ass A-Sap Rocket story? The niggas on the new season of Wiling Out, right? Mm-hmm. And he came on, like, he came on the first season that we came back. That nigga came on Wilden Out and did season 10,

and then we was doing the show, and he realized that he had on the exact same shirt that he wore fucking four, five years ago on that shit. He was like, nigger, this is crazy. So, that was showing them in the Pigeons. So that was. Is that tape? Yeah. That's, you know how this shit be when this new...

What shirt was it, though? It's just a flannel shirt. The exact same shirt? The exact same one. Yeah. Is that Rocky? And he's supposed to be the fashion nigga. He was supposed to have a closet full of shit.

But see, he's the type of nigger who is like, he ain't going to get fresh everywhere. He'll be fresh over here. Then he'll be on the skateboarder shit. Nah, but his fresh should be shit that we don't... The nigga wear like a life vest. Right. I wonder how much money on. I'm aware before all my clothes is made by gay dudes.

You say you under what? When you get money, all your clothes be made by gay dudes. I don't want that. I don't want that. I'm wearing all women designers. I want bitches dressing my shit because I want to wear what bitches. I'm sorry, ladies. There you go.

Because I want you to be a woman. But see, that's the thing. I don't want to wear no bitch shit because bitches wear that cheap shit from them boutiques on Instagram. Rainbow. I might be biased, but I knew exactly who you were talking about. Yeah. Shout out to the, you know who we should shout out? Boutiques that's seeing you exactly what you fucking order.

The shit fit right. Or boutiques that's in you free shit. Yeah. This shirt was free. That's what's up. They only gave you half of it. Good. If you want that shirt, go to Bissamone's website.

No. Put in Beetlejuice and click four. Wait, hold on. What are these gift cards you'd be giving away? It's for. What is? But what is? What is it?

It's just a boutique. They give away gift cards and it's like a $10 gift card if they order something from the bout. So they pay me to post it. Yeah. Okay. All right. I'm about to stop doing that though because I posted a lot.

You do. It's such good money. And I don't want to stay up an hour. Do it. Man, don't let nobody. Don't never quit. I hate putting promo on my page. But listen though, don't never let, don't never walk away from no money unless, it's

some easy money. Yeah. Get that shit forever. Keep getting away, don't give you money. I don't give you money. fuck if this shit, just keep doing that shit. Let a motherfucker fuck with me. But isn't that a bad look for me to keep post that?

Fuck. What? The people who fucking with you, they know that you're getting your money. Right, right, right. I'm about to unfollow this bitch. All she do is promo. Get your ass out of here. I ain't going to miss your one like, one comment leaving ass. Seriously.

400,000 motherfuckers out there like, go Carlos. Go Carlos. Your one ass, oh, I'm 60 in this shit. Well, fuck it. You won't hear for free. You think you're not going to see. no advertising money. You, them the niggas

who need to see the promo. Right. The niggas who are on there for free, not posting shit behind a private page. Every time you post some shit, you ugly hell. No, seriously. Dirty-head pan.

L-O-L. Roast me. You can't fuck with, man. Go on with that bullshit. Let me get some shit to promo. I'm gonna be on that bitch selling them sneaky auntie, bro. Sneaky bond.

Yeah, they pan like a motherfucker. I know the check's about to come out because all the bitches I follow had, they little shit on. One bitch done cross promo. She had the sneaky auntie bra drinking the stomach tea. Like that bitch, a gangster right there. She drinking flat tummy tea with a waist trainer on with the sneaky auntie bra selling the flat tummy.

This bitch got five different ass in this bit. And she didn't tag the nigger who take all the pictures of the naked holes. I was like, this bitch is going to be a billionaire. Take me to the... What is in that tea? Nothing. I ain't never seen nobody actually. Drink the shit.

Everybody had been sitting there. Herbs. Herbs. That's the answer? Nigger. It makes your shit. It's a colon cleanse. Motherfucking can see anything to tell you.

It's herbs. It is. That's crazy. They got an herb for every goddamn thing. Where are these herbs from home? Why don't ain't no fat bitch is drinking the tea? That's what I want to see. Why don't know fat bitches getting skinny?

So many a bitch who drunk a lot of it and got skinny. All the bitches drinking the tea already skinny. They had surgery too. That's what I'm saying. That tea ain't helping. It's just blood in your bikini line. That whole leaking. Fuck this shit.

I'm tired of this shit. All these fake-ass motherfuckers, fake fine. You ugly. You fucking ugly. Even the motherfuckers who find got some shit wrong with her. You saw delicious. This bitch, at the water park's stomach looked like a whole booty hole.

Oh, no. Yeah. That shit was sick. You know what? Some bitches are... God damn navel looked like a doughnut. That little donut? A little dung and doughnut

That shit was nasty How the fuck you got an outy Any that's an iny outy I don't give a fuck She don't follow me She did? I thought you said she unfollowed you That's the thing

I can't fuck it So what No some of them Instagram Bitches only look good In clothes Who you tell them And some of them only look good Out of clothes

Like some bitches Like sometimes strippers Look terrible With their clothes on Yeah But then they have to close You're like, oh, okay And then some bitches look good

With they- I'm unfollowing everybody Who don't have no nipples I found out that the Colombians Colombian bitches want to look good With clothes on Brazilian bitches want to look good With their clothes on

I don't know That's why is the difference In their surgeries Long as my Instagram Surgery will be having The Frankenstein tips As long as my Instagram girlfriend's happy I'm happy

They can't get the Who's your Instagram girlfriend? Bernice And cocaine Lorraine. All the rest of the business can go to work. Cocaine Lorraine make me happy. She'd be in the kitchen cooking nothing, just standing at the stove. She's so fucking fine.

I just be thinking of all this shit I could put in that skillet. She can cook at nothing. She has light eyes and freckles. She's beautiful. And her ass. We know what she look like. They might not. They know what she look like.

y'all are looking at all the wrong shit bro she used to be popping i'll be looking at it all she got this one fruckle that's on this side it's just just demands attention all right i'm about to leave fuck y'all me too i got shit to do i got a life outside of this people don't believe it but i do thank you guys for having me we didn't have you you had us metaphorically speaking you got to stay sharp are you mad that you had to miss your comment class. First of all, it's not a comedy

class. Well, you're writing session. So you do stand-up now. Did we talk about that on this? No, she won't talk about that. You do stand-up now. How are you going to secretly do stand-up comedy? Because I'm going to secretly do it until I'm good.

Shit, don't work like that, sweetheart. I hate the time. You just got to do it. Nobody's going to care if you bomb. Nobody's going to care. That's the biggest thing. As long as you have a great personality, that'll give you another chance.

No, we're great. We don't bomb. We fucking been killing this shit since the first night. You never bombed? Shit, I got some pussy the first time. I did comedy. Have you ever bombed Clayton? Really? Don't let them lie to you.

By the rules of the comedy club. By the gods. I'm asking, y'all know what I mean. Have y'all ever had, like, a song? No, you're going to have one that ain't all the way there. But just try to have it. Sometimes you have shows that just was not meant to happen. when you just be out there chasing money

and the nigga hit you and be like, lo, got these show for you. Then you show up and the nigga got you with this much cord. I'm gone up at my face. Like, can I have a cordless? You're trying to do the show and this nigga got...

Just the microphone stand. Yeah, shit happens. I didn't did all that shit. I didn't did show that the podium. The nigga got just a podium. With the little... Yeah, that. I didn't do...

Yeah, all that. I can't like it. Motherfuck, ask this nigger. Oh, my God. Bro, I really did that shit. With the thing where you can do your heart? I did a show at a mega church. The church was huge.

They had no members. That's why we get a church. Like, you think we're fucking with you. We asking you, where are you doing your show? I'm not telling you. You're so worried about a motherfucker coming. We're trying to tell you how shit goes. You got combined 24 years worth of comedy in front of you.

But you want, no. I don't want to, okay. It doesn't matter if I'm doing my show on a corner downtown. Like, where does it matter where I'm doing my show? It does matter. Yes, what are you fucking talking about? Are you doing it in a comedy club? Are you doing it in a bar?

Are you doing it in a pool hall? Are you doing it in the strip club? You're doing it at a comedy club. Okay. So you're going to open mic night. It's not open mic night. So you're booking a whole thing and that's where you're going to start your comedy. I'm opening up for some other people.

You opening up for all that context. Context is key for everything. Okay, so now that I told you, give me some advice. No, I want to help you now. Fuck out of that, man. Right. Your attitude been so fucked up the whole time. I don't longer have a desire.

You're so standoffish. All right, guys, we're signing off, 85-style show. No, you don't get to tell them when we leave. You don't get to tell them when we leave. You can leave. You can leave. You think we need to discuss your life without you? We will keep this shit going.

You just said you were about to go. Yeah, we changed our mind. We leave when we get ready, though. We did another segment. We're trying to make sure you don't be out here doing the wrong shit. You don't really aren't. Yeah, we are. You don't listen.

Yeah, we are. You don't listen. You don't say anything for me to listen. You're sneaking and meeting with niggas. Who are these motherfuckers? What does that matter? It does matter. Because we're the only ones in this city that does do us some shit.

All laughs got to go through us. Stop it. They do. Let me catch a nigga not, let me catch somebody giggling and I ain't got shit to do with it. I'm going to throw a tag on this shit. Man, that motherfucker's ugly hell. Hell yeah. ugly

yeah all I'm just putting my stamp on everything fuck that catch the neck let me catch a motherfucker out here laughing two of them giggles

belonged to me I had something to do with it so you wrote jokes no it ain't I inspired motherfuckers so they weren't funny until they started

fucking with me all that is the product of me you know doing what the fuck I do tired of this shit and everybody can take credit for shit

they ain't do I want some credit too fuck it no for sure Come on. Fuck it. You know, I was the first. Yeah.

I was the first motherfucker to do a joke. I heard the motherfucker tell somebody. I heard a motherfucker tell somebody, man, I discovered Carlos. I was like, I slapped the shit at you. Man. Niggas will tell you, they discovered comedy. Everybody discovered me. I ain't discovered, bitch.

Niggas wasn't laughing in the 70s. I'm undiscoverable. They really fucking up because I'm out here grabbing somebody. I already know who you're talking about, though. I'm going to get a couple more dollars, and I'm just going to quit fucking with everybody. I'm just going to quit fucking with everybody. I don't do comedy no more, bro. I'm straight.

He got all my money in cash and moved back to Mississippi. Buy me a double-wide trailer with a big front porch. Fuck these niggas. They don't know. I got enough to survive the rest of my life in Mississippi. Fuck these nags, bro. I'm only doing comedy to see what happened at this point. I didn't achieve all my dream.

I'm good. When you're special covering out, bitch, I don't need no special. I'm straight. If you were to say what they paid me for them 30 minutes, you're good. I'm straight. Fuck the special. I didn't get in the game to beat everybody. Everybody ain't going to make it.

Welcome back to the 85 show. Just bullshit. I really appreciate all the opportunities that have been presented. That had been bestowed upon me. Just trying to make it in the game real humble and shit. Fuck that. No, this is the 85th South show. I'm Carlos Miller.

I was, and I still am. Who are you, bro? Man, Clayton English, you know what it is, man. The mayor of Korea Town. I'm out there. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Drinking smoothies.

Yeah. I got a fetish for white women that look like they're from Whoville now. Oh, the hooves are ugly. Yeah. That's what I'm on. Don't do that. They are off the Grinch.

I'll be in Kanye's house in Calabas. So you don't act like little Cindy Lou. It's not cute as fuck. You crazy, yeah. You don't have a heart. Hey, man. I like what I like. Come on, man. No, that's it. Clayton English. All that shit.

I heard the old Kanye about to come back. No, he's not. Okay. He's frozen. Okay. And you are? Be Simone. How are you sleeping and burp in?

What is wrong with you? I just had one yon. That was like 10. And you do 11 burps. Because Red Bull gets you high and then Crashes you. Yeah. So,

thank you for making this shit amazing. It don't do that. Clayton English. Don't do that. B. Simone. The 85 South Show, staff, corporation.

I tried to have all of us together again. Global Soul for all your footwear needs. Come to 85 South Show. You don't want people all in the video. Yeah. Hell yeah. You know what I mean? For all your foot needs,

holl that global soul. We got a black-owned sock company that we're about to launch Early 2018 Me and my nigga Sabado Domingo, we got a little program coming out to teach black kids Spanish Shout out to be Simone, little sister

Got some big tithes I seen on Instagram the other day Your sister's tities are so big No, I'm just saying, you know, like the angle that you had It was just like you had, you was right here she was kind of behind you and then when she came titty first I was like what

hey man let's get the fuck out of here we out of here all he does is talk about titty that is not all I do because I talk about ass and bullies and shit too how old is your little sister

was she all like boys yeah she's funny too 80 she does a boy she did some boy he needs she guys 85 pipe hey

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