The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - "Still Sipping" w/ POUR MINDS in the Trap! | 85 SOUTH SHOW
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Y'all are some big stars on me.
I use my mascara.
If you didn't buy it from Drea, you know, shit.
That's why I said I used my mascara.
She got some shit that make your natural shit grow.
Huh?
She got that shit make your natural shit grow and get.
Voluminous.
Mm-hmm.
Volumis.
Yeah.
Had your shit looking real voluptuous on me.
Yeah.
And she got the shit that make your lips juicers.
I feel like I'm my own walking billboard.
I've been seeing all y'all shit.
I'm gonna be our biggest support.
I know you've seen it when you said volume in it.
Yeah, your shit is get volume in this.
I am so...
Yeah.
It's voluminous.
Voluminous.
We both said him wrong.
Voluminous.
And she got the other shit when you take your makeup off and wash your real face.
I saw that.
What?
She got an ad.
The face clean the shit.
Get your pores bright.
Because a lot of bitches got big pores.
Bishes do have big pores.
Bidges be having big pores.
You ain't wrong, Keith.
I see.
You ain't hard to see them now.
Now I know everything about it.
Big pores ain't hard to see, though.
You can see them.
They are.
They be like open.
They be right there.
That's crazy.
That's why a lot of them use a lot of them filters
because they pores be.
Right.
They pores be big.
They skin don't be smooth.
That's because they don't exfoliate.
That's where big pores come from.
I just want the ladies to know for 2026.
We support all their foolishness.
All this shit.
Anything you got to do that make you look good, I'm supporting this shit.
I threw in the town.
I threw the town in there.
Because who am I?
Who are you?
Complaining on do what?
Come on now.
All we got to do is start acting like we like the shit.
They're going to stop doing it in.
Exactly.
I have.
They got to find something else.
Jane Wynn.
Play me some original pimping, man.
We can't be giving these niggins for our eyes.
ends. Okay. Come on, man. Rane Coat Jackson. You be having them shades on sometime. The host be asking me a
you cock-eyed. Like, no, that thing got regular eyes, man. I know both of your eyes regular, man.
They are straight. I've seen them. It's a celebration. What y'all talk about? Close that dough.
That sound like somebody daddy just barking out order. Hey, close that goddamn dog. It's strict in here.
Y'all letting my good out. Marco, sit your ass down somewhere.
I tell him that
because that nigga
like 21
I call him nephew
that's my nephew
That's my nephew
That's 21
That he's like 23
Or something like
Young enough
Well I can tell him
To shut the fuck up
Okay
Big
He at that age
Where if he ever get wrong
I could say
Come talk to me young man
No in the hallway
Me and you man to man
I can do one of them
But I don't want to
Because you don't have to call me
Mr. Carlos
Can he call you
Call him?
No I'm just saying
In the world
You don't have to call me
Okay
You know.
Mr. Carlos.
I feel like a first grade teacher sometimes.
Because I'd be letting a lot of shit slide.
Did you catch that?
I got you, Mr. Carlos.
Yeah.
I fuck with that, J-O-N.
That's real exotic.
Yeah, what you call that right there?
Spin the block right quick.
Yeah, we had a tour called that.
I like that.
Y'all did.
Blocks got spun.
We spunt.
We spun some blocks.
Mm-hmm.
We spun.
Y'all still spinning.
We still, and we'll spin again.
Come on.
Don't never forget that.
Who is that?
Let the peasants in.
It's Joe.
It's Joe of Newman.
Normandy.
Almandy.
Who said that?
Didn't somebody say that on the show?
He was so, Armandie.
Oh, yeah.
You know what's funny?
The dude who said.
that he actually directed the episode.
Really?
That's Bentley Cowell Evans.
I thought she was going to say, have he been on 85?
No, but we worked in the past.
Y'all be having everybody on here.
Y'all do.
Who's that lady name?
Theo.
Yeah, we had Leah.
Yeah, we had Leah.
I didn't see her in years.
Yeah, that's why we brought her at.
Where's your fire at?
I had never seen her.
Hey, I know people.
I know people.
I didn't.
I didn't.
Lex had to tell me who.
I didn't know.
Oh.
I had never seen the show.
I didn't have cable.
I did, but I think.
He had a whole TV show.
But when was it all.
You was probably a kid.
Yeah.
I'd be forgetting.
I'd be forgetting you young.
A little bit.
And y'all, y'all funny as hell, though.
Thank you.
On some real shit.
Before I do the intro, I just want that shit to linger for a little minute.
You know, I take a few minutes before we get into the shit to, you know, just warm my vocals up.
Because I don't do a lot of talking.
I got expensive conversation.
Carrie, me too.
Love that, bud.
You know what?
Before I even do this.
I just want to say I'm proud of y'all.
Thank you.
I'm proud of y'all.
I love to see y'all doing your thing
because I can say, hey, I believe in you first.
Hey.
I believe it in you first.
That's a fact.
And the way y'all doing that shit, it just made me so proud.
Thank you.
Because I've seen it early.
I already knew.
Did y'all ever know it was going to be like it is?
Yeah.
For real.
I did it.
I did.
I did.
I did.
You know, the first time we came on 85, I was like rushing, getting off work.
I had to go home, fix my.
my week, throw on some lashes, get dressed.
Like, I was rushing.
Now look at you.
We still rushing.
Now look at it.
What happened to that job?
What happened to that job?
Oh, they told me if I, because I had to, my hours, like, I had to cut them back so I could go and record.
At that point, we were, like, getting calls like, hey, can y'all film tomorrow?
Hey, can y'all do this?
Because they were, like, when we had, when we started working with 85.
And y'all were getting us booked and stuff.
Yeah, we take you to another level.
Fuck that job.
And my job was like, if you can't work three days a week, then you're going to have to quit.
And you should have been like three days a week.
I was scared because I was only coming like one day a week.
You ain't believe in us?
I did, but I've always had a job.
I've been working since I was 16.
You still working.
Fuck you mean.
You're saying like you're unemployed now.
Well, no, it's like working for yourself is a lot harder, but it's different.
Yeah.
I don't have to listen to nobody.
It's working.
You should, though.
Yeah.
I mean, when it comes to this, you know what I mean?
Can't nobody tell you what to do?
That's the best part about it.
It is.
See?
And that's why we created this platform
is to see how many people
we can help quit that fucking job.
That's what this whole shit is about.
Are y'all going to sign some more girls?
If y'all cool with it.
We don't have no say so.
No, I'm just saying it's just
the respect thing.
No, but I think...
Because it's like, say we deaf jam, right?
Okay.
Y'all salt and pepper.
We don't got to go get,
motherfucking pepper we can
and time leaf
we're still developing
salt and pepper
oh my God
you know how women are
we come here one day and like y'all need to get them
home whoa what that's a good analogy
but they're just from the blind side
they stole the name and everything
yeah
I think a comparison would be
y'all remember when Rock Nation signed Rihanna
and Tierra Marie at the same time
so you're trying to say they would be Tierra
I didn't say that.
I did not say that.
And what are you saying?
Stop just saying.
Yeah, we can extend the family.
No decent speech here.
You got some suggestions?
I don't have any suggestions, but I think we need, I mean, I like to see some black women, more podcast than women.
I don't have any suggestions.
I'm not going to lie.
I don't be.
You're going to produce the show?
No, absolutely not.
Why you say that so fast?
Well, because I have my own show to produce.
We produce poor minds together.
I produce Love Lex Pee.
and there's a lot of other stuff that we're going to be working.
There's 24 hours in a day.
No, thank you.
All right.
My ideas are for me.
Sure, of course, because I actually eventually want to have my own production company, so.
This would be the perfect opportunity to see how we can just keep flipping this shit.
Yeah, I agree.
But if you got some suggestions.
I'll keep an ear to the streets.
Yeah, it's a few people out there that's doing some nice things in the podcast.
And then I don't know where they'd be at.
Okay.
Then how you know what they're doing?
Because, man, sometimes I be catching little clips here and there.
I like what people got going on.
It's not enough black women in podcasting though, for real.
It's not.
It's not at all.
Like when we go to events sometimes,
and it really only be me and Drea there
when it comes to the podcasting, like,
it just be us in the room.
It'll be good to do like an older,
with a younger crowd.
Yeah.
What you mean, though?
Like an older female podcast.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh.
You know, them two together.
Yeah.
Like, where you got you, exactly.
Yeah.
That's a good idea.
It is a good idea.
Yeah.
Develop it more.
Let's put it on the seat.
So we can go out and find the telling.
Yeah, let's go ahead.
Let's develop.
Yeah, that'll be a good thing.
Hey, let's revisit this.
I like how we football.
I like how we football.
If that would need to happen, the niggas on them park had with the women going back and
for a four an hour.
Let's put them together so they can build.
Mm-hmm.
I like that.
Carlos, please.
He's about some.
You smell it what I'm fart?
Come on.
Come on.
One more. Give me one more.
Give me one more. Give me one more. Come on. I like this. Come on, Dre.
What you got? This is the turn to a pitch meeting.
I know my idea will work about 30%.
Yeah.
Oh, man. Hey, hey, let's table that and we'll come back to it.
All right. I like where we're going right here.
I do think that's a really good idea, though, because I'm trying to think about it.
It's not any older black women that are podcasting like that.
I mean, I think they have that one podcast with the two ladies from living,
Oh, yeah, yeah.
But they're not even really old.
I mean, they're older than that.
Right, right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a few out there, though.
I'm thinking like elderly, though.
It's a few podcasts.
Well, not elderly, but I did find this one where they had, like, all the bad-ass chicks from, like, the late 90s, early 2000.
Okay.
Like, the video victions that was, like, the generation right before that shit got real, real popular.
They had some great stories, great stories.
I know.
I think that I love to hear those.
I love to hear those stories from like back then.
Like I bet Buffy the Body got some good, good stories.
She can never tell them, though.
She has changed her life and all she do now is garden.
We ain't got them days no more either, like one specific vixen.
You remember how that one bitch used to be in everybody video.
We didn't got that no more.
Oh, I thought she's going to say how she walked that boo.
We should bring that back.
What was the other one of Esther Baxter?
Yeah.
She had them big old jokes.
You feel in there?
Superhead.
Yeah.
Well, we know all this.
village. Yeah. All the legend.
Yeah. Superhead.
I just said that. But we are not 13. We got to say her name, true things.
She wrote that book.
Maybe we said one more time. Just show up.
Superhead, you boy.
Come on 80 myself.
Did you open her book?
Yeah, didn't she write too?
No, that's in like fifth grade when that book came out.
I didn't know.
That's just a little too freaky.
I didn't want to read that. I don't. I don't.
Really? You didn't use to read Zane books?
No.
That was just the girl thing?
I guess so.
But I feel like erotica is for like both genders.
Yeah, but men ain't doing all that.
But you know what, now that I think about it, because like 50 shades of gray,
it was like all the girls liked it.
Like, guys didn't really read 50 shades.
That's true.
Nigger watched the movie, though.
Yeah.
The movie was so bad.
As a nigga, if you got to read some freaking shit, that's just two.
Now you're two.
You don't.
You've been reading the freaking shit.
You gotta be in jail.
Oh, okay.
Carlos, I'm like, you too horny.
Yeah, when you gotta use your imagination.
I'm putting the blanket on my name.
You should be the cover movie.
I'm like, hell no.
Oh, you go crazy.
That is nice.
I'm not really literally.
I'm not really.
Bullse.
I can't wait to see what's on paying 50s.
They got them sex.
That is.
It's like a word.
a real sexy story.
Like how they break it down,
you ain't got no truck button
to use your mind.
So it's like, you read it.
And the crazy part is
a nigga in jail
and wrote it.
It's just a notebook
that he didn't wrote.
If they passed in a round.
Man, let me get volume three.
I need two soups.
Somebody wrote a watt pad story
about me and Dreya.
A what?
It's called like watt pad
where they like write.
An erotic story?
Yeah.
Damn.
You read it?
Well, somebody sent it to me.
You read it.
No, I read the description.
And I reposted and I was like,
who the fuck did this?
send it to me. I want to need this.
They deleted it. They did. Yes.
I think they got scared because I said, oh, I'm bringing
this to my lawyer, but I was joking.
Oh, nobody joked about my lawyers.
Yeah, we do.
Hell, no.
They thought you were serious.
Actually, we could.
I think I'm supposed to my house too much.
Niggas ain't got no lawyer.
Hey, if you're the person who wrote that story.
That's Josh.
Josh wrote it.
No, that's a lawyer.
Oh, that's a lawyer.
Not him.
But the nigga that wrote the story, man.
You read this story.
I did it.
I read the description.
She read the description.
She read the description and then she showed it to me.
And it's just interesting because people be always having these, like, fantasies, I think, of, like, me and legs.
And they don't even know that y'all would never do that.
We wouldn't.
No.
So it's, like, so weird to me.
It's a little disturbing.
Yeah.
People be too horny.
We're not doing this, Carlos.
We are not doing this.
We are not doing this.
Grow the old foot.
We don't have boots.
We don't need you.
We don't have beautiful beans footage.
Can we be?
Alex Montage right?
All the wild shit she has said.
Don't get politically correct
today. You've been on the streak
of not being shit.
I'm a lady.
All right.
Today.
Well, let's set these cameras down and try
to shoot this shit again next week. I don't know
who the fuck this is.
Motherfucking Tierra show up today.
I have a way.
Not Tierra.
Tierra. We are maturing.
I heard that.
I'm just kidding.
It's still a little.
same shit. I know, man. I be
getting drunk. No, you don't.
Yes, I do. Yes, I do. Oh, yes,
the fuck I do. Oh, what? Tito's?
Tito.
Hey, this is, that's such
a un-teed liquor.
I love it. That's that strip of alcohol.
Yeah. That's when I started
drinking. You said, wait? It tastes like water.
That's that stripper drink. Really?
Hey, this would be the best
time to just ask you
just directly. Like, what's you going to?
Honestly, I'm not going to. I'm not
How do you? Life is great. When I get home, I like to bake a martini with some olive juice.
Olive. With the olive stuff with blue cheese. And I'm walking around my house and my robe.
Like, Dreya, what time will you be at the studio today?
I love a little olive martini, a little dirty martini.
That's what I'm saying.
It's savory. It's savory. I didn't realize that y'all had.
Exactly. Y'all had got this. Elevade West.
Yeah. What was the drink?
that you gave us the first time we came on 85.
That Bill Cosby?
No, it was with that.
No, remember, y'all didn't have no
mixtures but Caprisons, but we named
this something. Was it Hurricane?
No.
Oh, shit.
I don't remember what it was called. It was a Caprizen
and tequila.
Week on the beach is crazy. I can't remember what it was.
Oh, okay.
But, yeah, we don't drink that no, Mom.
Oh, okay.
We have a bartender.
Now you have to have real mixtures,
but.
Yeah.
I know.
I actually know your bartender pretty well.
You do.
Yeah, she's great at her job,
and she's very creative when it comes to the libations.
Yeah, shout out to tie.
We love us and tie.
Most definitely.
What age do you get when you start mixing drinks?
I don't take nothing but the money.
I feel like I started mixing drinks in, like, my early 20s,
because in college we was just straight shot in it and fresh and punching it.
Y'all don't shout it no more, just straight up?
I do shot sometimes, but I'm more of like a cocktail girl now.
I don't know anything about liquor.
Yeah.
I smoke dope.
I do both.
I smoke refra.
Yeah.
Marijuana.
And drink Dr. Pepper.
And September.
Have you ever had Dr. Pepper beans?
No.
Okay.
I don't know what it is.
Me, you could collab and get a brand deal.
Every time I'm around you, I start seeing beans and shit pop up on my feet.
I'm just saying, Carlos, we could make some money.
I didn't even know they made.
We need to come out.
Yes, there's Dr. Pepper beans.
Like Boston baking.
Stay on TikTok.
It's like in a can.
I mean, Dr. Pepper is sweet.
It tastes like barbecue.
It does.
Dr. Pepper used to have a gum with some surface shit in the middle.
It was bursting your mouth.
Pause.
No pause.
Okay.
That's literally what it did.
Okay.
All right.
It's literally what it did.
I like that.
If you hear the words burst in your mouth and your first thought is pause, guess what?
You too horny.
You got other shit to be worried about.
Ooh.
Because your mind takes you there.
Yeah, it does.
Yeah.
Because it's only one thing.
Yeah, fuck it.
I'm not even-
No pause.
Yeah, okay.
It is what the fuck it is.
I said what I said.
If whatever it's going on in your freak-ass mind, that's just what it is.
That's what you thought.
I told on myself?
Mm-mm.
Okay.
I'm just saying.
Fuck a pause. That's why the world's bad right now.
All they goddamn pausing.
I want to fast forward. I do not like the way shit is going.
Facts.
Fuck this shit.
You need to move forward.
Nigger.
2026 is the nastiest year that I have ever been a pausing.
This shit disgusting.
Everybody naked around this motherfucker.
They selling pussy and boothole and everything.
They're doing that.
But now it's right there.
You can't scroll three times without seeing the pussy advertisement.
It's out of hand.
As a nigger who love to look at freaking shit,
there's too much freaking shit.
Yeah.
You need to be contained.
You got too much.
I think it's just because men like stuff
when they got to be sneaky about it.
Y'all don't like stuff for everybody to see.
One thing that we all believe that Kooja good enough way
don't really need no advertising.
You really missing your money by posting all this free shit.
All you would happen to do
was telling me that you had
That was the word
You got an apprised a bus no bill boy
Yes you do
A nigger take your word for it
Yes you do
They say it's Kudja for sale right on
Yeah, niggins can believe that
You got an appetite guy
You think so
You're from another generation
Y'all might need to see it
Just to make sure the dope is good
My generation will go over there
Offer rumor
Okay
We can't confirm
Or the night that they actually
do got some over there, but we're gonna go over there off no room of the day.
You had to send somebody over there.
That's a great place for me to go ahead and tell everybody.
Welcome back to the 85 South Show.
Yes, indeed.
And for everybody who is wondering, I have been in talks, negotiation,
with a company that I won't say the name to get my own du regs.
Absolutely.
I've been researching materials and fabrics and designs.
I've talked to a few people who worked over there with Kanye West at Yeezy.
But just know, it's going to be some big development in the wave cap du rag gang.
Oh, man.
Absolutely.
What made you want to go into that business?
I feel like I want to be a part of everything black.
Okay.
You need to come out.
Trying to come out with my own grease, too.
Yeah.
I never saw.
Do a beer a bag.
I got one.
To protect it.
They have those for it.
Yes.
It's to put some moisture in it.
You know how you put a cap on your head when you moisturize?
So it's like a beard head.
Yeah.
When I tie my face up, you know it ain't coming out.
A beard bonnet.
That's what you should do.
They got them.
They got them.
I think that's been patent and trademark.
That's called a corona mask.
Yeah.
But we might do some.
Just put a COVID mask around your shit.
Same thing.
Yeah, same thing.
We're working on some things.
like that. I'm trying to get my own hair grease.
Okay.
Been working on a shay butter,
cocoa butter combination.
For people
who are on the verge of Exile.
Okay. I like that.
How do you know if you're on the verge of Exile?
Just you'd be itching
sometimes.
Round your elbows and your inner.
The corner.
The creasy. Yeah. For people who
stay ashted for a long time.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
That makes sense.
Shit like that.
Okay.
I don't want to say we got
some special guests in here with us because these are definitely not guests.
You know these ladies and you love them.
They sell makeup, they travel the world.
They have shots with some of your favorite people.
They sing karaoke.
They do whatever they want to do.
Ladies and gentlemen, Lex Andrea, aka Poor Minds,
and this strapping young man in the cheetah jacket.
You don't even have to have.
have to ask yourself who the fuck that is.
But if you do need a reminder,
his great-grandma got shot.
By Draco.
He had to bring that up.
Is she still alive?
He's real daddy.
Lost to his stepdad in a slapbox fighter.
Real shit.
His little sister smoke cracks.
She only five years old.
They're fake.
He's fighting demons.
He's fighting.
Ladies and gentlemen, none other than money bag mafia.
Get on their ass, cat.
And this strapping young man that I got back here on the ones and the tools and the laptop and the hard drive and the YouTube.
My player partner from deep into Tennessee woods where everybody make their own whiskey.
His whole family rode to church in the same car.
His little brother looked exactly like his daddy.
None other than my partner, J-O-N.
Welcome back, ladies.
Thank you.
Well, first of all, great to be back.
It is.
You girls are trending all over the internet right now
for your interrogation of Cam Newton.
Interrogation is crazy.
That was definitely a deposition.
How?
I feel like I was being nice.
We were asked questions and we answered them.
I know, but you told that man, his relationship looked like hell.
Shouldn't ask.
Why ask something you don't want to answer?
Don't want the real answer.
No, I do agree with that.
Hell.
Hell.
Hell.
Hell.
Don't ask.
Double-Lay.
One to answer to, for real.
Hello.
You say what?
Stop asking questions you really don't want to.
Yeah.
He wanted the answer.
I mean, I think we got the result we wanted.
You could have just been honest, but brutally honest.
Yeah.
Sometimes you've got to be brutal.
I think that was honest.
The brutal honest answer?
That was brutally honest.
No, brutally honest would have been like,
that bitch looked like she wake up and want to be sad.
I just die.
Why would you say that?
I'm saying that would be really honest.
Even as an example.
I was just saying.
The streets didn't make your heart cold.
No, it's not.
I didn't go in.
You told them that.
Yeah.
I think that, you know,
when people clip stuff on the internet,
sometimes I think it looks worse than the clip
than if you're actually going to watch
the full episode.
Because we have a good time.
Because the purpose of a clip is to create engagement
and get people to want to go, you know, watch you.
But you meant that.
that shit.
Y'all meant that shit.
Y'all meant that shit. Y'all made it.
Excuse me?
Yeah.
What?
Y'all meant that shit.
It was a good time.
I think it was a nice episode.
We had a great time.
It was really nice.
He's a really cool dude.
I believe it.
So, yeah, it was a good time.
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The thing about me, Andrea, is every single time we have gone, we don't rage bait, we don't
click bait, we don't be like, oh, girl, let's clip this because I'm going to say this during,
in the episode and it's going to go crazy.
Every single time it's been on accident.
Like the first time we went by it was the booty hole song.
Yeah, it happened organically every song.
And then what was the joke?
I told the joke about the
baseball party.
You just don't even understand the humor in there.
You just brought up an organic booty hole song.
That's crazy.
That was a great song.
We should have went in a stew.
Yeah, we still can.
They would have followed us throughout us.
They did.
That booty ho.
Their booty.
A classic.
You remember?
Stop it.
Good time.
Great time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I think that we just did what we always do.
People thought it was a poor minds episode, which was funny.
Yeah, y'all flipped that shit.
No, we did not.
It's like a part in there where it slick turned into a little bit of therapy.
Yeah.
It turned into a little bit of therapy.
I'm not a therapist, so how can it happen?
No, but sometimes it just helped to talk about that shit.
You know, black men need a safe space.
And as a black man watching this shit,
I could see the moments where he was reflecting.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, he was thinking about some shit.
Yes, some wheels started turning.
That's the goal.
Y'all are the key to this shit.
All this shit these nigger got going on,
y'all got to start telling the truth.
Pull the nigger to the side and be like, hey, you lame.
Oh.
Yeah, you're rich, but you lame.
But I think you have to talk to people who are willing to receive it.
That'd be the problem.
Like, everybody ain't willing to receive it.
I think that was a good episode because we were all very respectful of each other's difference of opinion.
Yeah.
I'm saying I think a lot of shit would be better if women started voicing.
Don't wait till this nigga break your heart to try to tell them down because it'd be too late.
Tell them why y'all on a good turn.
Hey, man, your ass can't dress.
Oh, yeah, I will tell a nigga that.
I'm just saying, little shit like that or you ain't no real nigga.
You know what I'm like, you please.
Why are you with him?
I'm just saying you might can build a nigga.
You might have that type of...
Into being real?
I don't believe it.
You either real or you ain't.
You always make it seem like it's just hopeless for niggas out.
Who me?
Yeah.
You think so?
In what way?
Just like you did.
Hopeless?
Just like you said.
Like a penny with a hole in it?
I don't think you can build me.
From stretch.
Okay, so y'all don't feel.
But like when we're talking about realness,
I just feel like certain things are just in you or it ain't.
Like, either you are real nigger or are you not?
Either you loyal or you not.
Like, I don't think certain things can.
be put inside of you if that shit
ain't naturally in there.
Some people just flaws and they're going to always
be flawed. That's a slippery slope.
That's a slippery slope
because some of these niggas don't be knowing.
Some of these niggins ain't never been around
no real niggas. Some of these niggins ain't
never had a real friend or a nigger
tell them nothing real. They just grew up
weird and bigger than everybody.
So let me ask y'all something. If you
snitch on somebody and you stop snitching
or you no longer a snitch.
No, because that's permanent.
Exactly.
Because you're not going to snitch one time and not snitch.
Then you've been a snitch since you were little.
Right.
You was the hall monitor.
And you been not real.
When the teacher stepped out the room, she told you to write the name down because she knew you was snitch.
You been a snitch.
I feel like being real the same thing.
You been not a real nigga.
You snitch.
You fuck somebody else.
No.
Just think about it.
What if the shit that you're not snitching on?
It ain't going to be no real nigger shit anyway.
You about to have to go do
A whole bunch of fucking time
Yeah
Some shit you ain't have shit to do with
Right
So before a good call
When you're in the streets
That's the that's the vow that you take
You can't talk
But when we say lame
What are we categorizing as lame
See that's this shit
Ain't got nothing to do with
Because I'm not about
I'm not when you said like
What makes a guy lame?
Because I feel like
Man y'all know y'all don't do
Well I'm saying though
It may be somebody
Come on now.
Who do you that I may think is lame or vice versa?
So what makes somebody lame, though?
That's the thing.
I think it's just, it depends on the person.
It's a person-by-person basis because it's shit that niggas do that I think is lame,
but you might not think that she's lame.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
So how can we be like, okay, let's sit there.
We got to tell people they lame, but sometimes people really,
I may not think somebody is lame and you may think they lame.
So he should tell them.
We've been trying to tell them.
They don't listen to us.
But that's what I'm saying?
I think that's the difference between.
One thing that I learned about that, though, is
niggas be lame sometimes,
but that lame shit doesn't work somewhere.
They're only doing the shit that don't work.
That's true.
So how can we...
I think you just need to go where you're loved.
We need to stop the cycle.
Break the chain.
Of lamening.
Oh, hell no.
But we can't go.
After somebody then broke your heart,
that's all the fuck you want.
A little lame.
Yep.
So you can get through that.
I know what they.
That's worth it.
purpose of that shit is.
You don't have dealt with a lame.
A nigga who liked the fuck at you.
That nigga might not talk to you.
He freeze up when you come around.
You're like, you gave a nigger's hands
but he blew it just because it wasn't cool at all.
That nigga did everything you want to do.
You just didn't want it from him.
You know, that's like.
That's my problem.
I like cool niggas.
Exactly.
And that's the problem.
Think all the nigs who you think ain't cool.
You said, well, I've been a business.
I said, now think up the niggas who you.
don't think of cool.
Them the niggas.
That's why these days.
Exactly.
Damn.
But what if y'all ever look at it like this, right?
What if all the niggas that you were looking for, like, all the shit you're looking
for in the man, that was all the niggas that you didn't like?
Like, the niggas you're describing is a nigger that you don't like for real.
You didn't already met all the niggas of your dream at this age.
That's how I'd be looking at shit.
They were like, don't come over here making all these fucking requests.
Because I'm about to be 43.
You didn't have plenty of time to fuck with who you wanted to fuck with.
Yeah.
You're gonna sit down.
I'm not gonna change.
I'm telling you right now.
You didn't have that nigga already.
I'm not fend to be him.
You fucked with this nigga in like 2003.
You gotta think about this nigga already.
Don't act like you looking for something new.
But you know what you like.
But maybe that's why so many people are like.
Change me.
You need to quit smoking all that week.
Shut the fuck, what?
You know, they're not giving people a chance.
You need a nigga who can smoke a weed.
You need a little.
Keep them niggas off your ass.
Every nigga you didn't have
that smoke weak and guess what?
That nigga drove your car like it with his.
Not like Joe.
You need to start fucking with a nigga that's smoking with.
Them niggins who don't smoke do not like you.
You feel me?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
But I think that's why a lot of women are often to be single too.
A lot of men are, it costs too much to fuck with somebody right now.
It ain't need that.
I'm going to keep it all the way real with you.
Have you seen parts of eggs?
No, I'm telling.
Every nigga in here got different income.
And no matter what your income is,
for what you make, that shit high.
Yeah.
The nigga who make $1,000 spent it by $7.50 on his bill.
The nigga who got $10,000, he's spending by $7,500.
The nigga who got $100,000, the nigga that all spent by $75,000.
The nigga with a million, oh, his girl going crazy.
He's two.
She doesn't blew $200, and it ain't more yet.
Yeah.
She way ahead of skeptical.
Niggas with money don't want to put me to these holes.
I'm telling you.
Nah.
She didn't.
That's why you got close about a night.
You didn't got to spend some money.
Man, I've seen a nigga in Lennox the other day,
walked past the Louis Vuitton store.
That nigga grabbed this girl hand and said,
don't even look over there.
Oh, it's getting straight.
It's getting straight.
I don't know, but do we believe that?
Like, I feel like you, if a girl like you.
That's what you.
If a girl like you, it still costs money.
Yeah, exactly.
We're not complaining about the money.
Yeah, we ain't complaining about the exchange rate.
What am I paying for?
The oral, I don't make sense no one of.
It's just like when you paid all this money to get the Wi-Fi in your house and your shit don't even pick up good downstairs.
I am sorry.
What does this package consist of?
I don't know about all that.
Yeah, you do.
Any nigga with a jacket like that
Okay
You are gentlemen
You need a jacket like this
I'm trying to get what
You know what?
Put me up
I'm standing a motherfucker pimper
Put me up
I don't want to be no pimper
I can pay for trips
You know, locked up trips
and shit like that
I don't know what you talk about
Hell yeah
Y'all are sulk now that's lame
But now listen
You bitchies are in time
Loser
Listen
Why are you taking a man on vacation
Hold on let us speak to the ladies
Go ahead go ahead
Go ahead go ahead
Keep going
I mean, if it's your man, though, if it's your man, and of course, like, birthday.
Either way it goes, it don't matter.
But I feel like if it's your man, it's okay to take your man on vacation,
but it's just random women taking you on vacation.
I need all the fellas in here to listen to this.
Do you hear this?
You got to be her man, and it got to be your birthday.
But you were supposed to take her out of the country just because of win.
Thank you.
No, we don't got to be his birthday.
I'm saying.
You see what I'm saying?
It don't have to be his birthday, but he has to be my dad.
Why a motherfucker can't just like me and be like, what you're doing?
Let me go.
She's going.
If you're talking to a man, y'all aren't in a relationship, yes, I think it's lame to pay for a trip.
As a woman, I do.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I apologize to all the ladies out there who got a lot of money and they just like to spend it on me.
Oh, don't try to abuse.
Don't let her talk about you.
Talk your shit, man.
Don't try it.
Don't let her stop you.
Don't let it talk you out of that.
Look, if you like spending money on the nigger,
don't let let try to make you feel bad about that.
Yeah.
It's niggas like me and money bag who want to go to Turks and Kekos.
Both.
We so good, we didn't even know it was one place.
I'm talking to two out of it.
This where we're going to Kekos?
She owed me a trip.
But you know, that makes sense,
because Trinidad and Tobago is two different places.
So it makes sense.
I don't want to Turks or Kekos.
Is that a boat ride?
I'm going to work.
We've been in Turkey for two days.
I'm going to go to boat, but we've been in Turkey.
Oh, my God.
Bitch ain't took me to Kankos.
You there already.
Come on, man.
Don't ladies, daughter.
There's a lot of, I'll tell you, don't let a nigga tell you he don't like shit.
Come on, man.
Don't let a nigga.
I don't let a, I don't know.
Consideration, shod.
That would separate you from different shit.
It separates you.
You got a lot of women that don't cook these day.
cheat on the bitch for a corn dog.
This whole over here made corn dogs.
I don't like corn dogs.
But I'm saying they don't understand
how easy it is for a nigga, be like,
damn, that's valuable. Like,
if ain't nobody doing shit for me the same way y'all
think, say if you fucking with three niggers
and only one of them taking you on a trip.
That's the trip, nigger. No, hell no.
He's the tripping.
But you don't feel like that's the representative.
I feel like a lot of people do shit in the beginning
so they can pull you in. And then once they get you
down do it.
Women ain't built like that.
Nigs do it to us.
And I was like, we do it.
We're doing that too.
Women definitely.
Now, they'll do that.
Now, they'll do that.
Now, honest, Woody Jones.
Okay.
As men and women, we're just going to have to come to the conclusion.
That it take more than one motherfucker to do all the shit we like.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Oh, hell.
Thank you.
So, so you want to be cool with your nigga having a bitch that takes me in truth.
We hope you're wrecking our brains looking for the perfect motherfucker.
And it's supposed to be a perfect guy.
No.
See, I feel you got to put your bed foot forward.
No, absolutely not.
I'm taking you on a trip before you take me,
you don't want to fuck, no.
I want to know who wrote the Rude Booker.
Me?
Me?
I wrote that shit for myself.
It will work for me when I'm dating.
Yeah, you're right.
I can't change your mind on that.
Men love to chase.
So I feel like in the beginning stages, it's supposed to be.
No.
You, like.
I got it.
We got to take them on these trips and have more fun than them.
They hate it when we have more fun than them.
Okay.
Start with, fellas.
fellas, when you go out and stretch with a chick,
act like you having a fucking ball.
And do shit whether she want to go or not.
Book a full day or shit.
Breakfast in the morning.
Hand glining.
Zip lining.
Scoo do all the shit.
Come on, baby.
We're going to do the ATVs?
I'm tight.
No, come on, man.
I'll beat you back at the rules, you know.
You come back with balloons and shit.
You better grab these scooties.
Cotton kid.
You got confetti.
Me got on some flip.
Off of shit.
Hey, you missed me.
Come on, feeling it's going to change.
We're going out to eat tonight.
Then we're going to drink a tekele.
Book shit all day.
Take selfies like a motherfucker.
Make sure she ain't in them.
Get selfies.
Get some shit with your shirt off and shit.
We show off your back.
Nick, get in a little shout on the beach
and take some pictures and post that shit on Instagram
with the filter.
Let the other holes see it.
Not you trying to pull a hug.
And then do put it on there.
Take me back.
Women do love.
Post it up and I post the niggas.
Take me back.
We've been to start doing all the shit they do.
Niggin, post a selfie on the beach with just a bitch leg on your neck.
The one with no tattooing, just a pretty-ass kneecap.
Let them guess who fucking knee that is.
I am so...
Post the breakfast, but shoot it from the other side of the table
so they can see that it's two plates in that.
For sure.
Let them know you even put yourself.
What?
For sure.
You got to have the patron on this side and the darn.
on this side, then you're supposed to be like,
and you got to say shit like,
you know how old they even drinking the white.
Hashtag niggas, no.
You got to leave a little mystery.
What?
Show the receipt where you pay for two tickets.
That's how you get them.
We own it. Y'all putting us up on game.
That's what we need.
Take a nigga on trip, man.
Do shit for your nigga, man.
Absolutely.
For y'all niggas.
It don't matter.
If that nigga got your feelings good and
if you got some niggas on your,
We've grown, man.
Treat them all.
If I got him feeling that good, why he ain't my man?
Exactly.
Because you don't want to commit.
See, you're going to take time.
Y'all don't be wanting to commit.
See, you, y'all got commitment issues.
You know, you all got to take the nigger to come into the door with no other holes.
Like, you know, y'all do know there'll be a lot of shit.
We got to break off.
Give about eight months.
No.
About six to eight months.
You meet me today.
Them hoes need to be gone tomorrow.
See, that'll be y'all.
Can I speak my piece?
Go here.
Marco, please.
First of all.
You barely jumped off the porch.
Stay out of this conversation.
First of all, y'all got to start being more open-minded
to who it is that we're having to let go.
Oh, brother.
Y'all are underestimating a nigger's host skill.
If you just gave her a chance, you might actually like her.
She's very creative.
Exactly.
She's into the arts fashion.
Real quiet, don't bother nobody.
She got her own money.
She got her own motion.
She likes plants.
Come on, man.
She speaks French.
Did you know that?
Did you know that?
Okay
Bitch on a daycare
Come on man
Don't you got two babies
Two master's degree
Come on now
Her home girl
Is the girl
Who'd be approving people
For the week
In the section 8
And the food's down
Come on
You cutting your network on
Being selfish
This a resource
Why would you want a nigga
To cut his holes off
If you're not ready
To beat all this nigga's holes
You feel me
All these holes
I had six holes
When I met you
You got to do the work
All six of them
You ready to take on this responsibility?
Did you know that my holes be cooking and shit?
We don't even eat fast food?
I was eating a different meal with all six to eat holes every day.
You done cutting me down to one chicken Al-Fredo a month?
You're too tired to cook.
Bitch, you work three hours a day.
From home.
Y'all, stupid.
You don't cut all my little nutritional value out.
You ain't got no money to take me a trip.
Come on, man.
You ain't took me to Turks.
Or Kiko.
Illegal.
I had to hook up on them little boots that you said you wanted, but I had to cut her off.
Now we got to wait.
I had two plugs.
I had the fluke.
You made me cut out.
Hell, duh.
I'm just saying.
Can't get my little hook up at the Lewis store no more.
But you like Lewis.
But you like Lewis.
I had to cut off.
You mean they put some word full price.
Oh, my goodness.
Come on, man.
What you mean why we don't go
to the little hookah spot no more?
I had to cut off.
All that little shit you would like it in the beginning.
Oh, let's go.
What do you think all that extra money came from?
We would get a dirty martinia half off.
How do you think you can go to the club
and drink all night for free?
Come on, man.
He's trying to appeal.
He's trying to get us to be like, you're right?
I need that dirty martini.
You almost got me.
Bag be known.
I'm just saying.
What's so wrong with the nigga have more than one?
I don't like that.
Not that I want that, but I'm just saying.
If you're dating and you're trying to see what's out there, okay, cool.
That's what you're supposed to do.
No, I'm talking about why you got a girl.
Like, fuck's seeing what's out there.
We know what's out there.
I mean, if she knows, we know.
They be cool with it.
If she's okay with it, you're not being sneaky.
Cool.
Some people are okay with that.
And I think you should date the people that's okay with it.
Instead of trying to date people that ain't okay with it.
Yeah, trying to change the motherfucker of mine.
Yeah.
Right.
That would make it fun.
That would make it fun.
What are you going to do?
Guess that you can?
I'm a judge-bring man.
I'm trying to convert me, the motherfucker.
If I like you more than her, guess what I'm going to tell you when you ask me who that is?
I don't fucking know.
Yeah.
I don't know her.
I don't.
I don't know when I'm with you.
And what I said, if I see about myself, I might know her, but I don't know it.
They're like, y'all just like to be sneaky.
Y'all don't.
You're right.
We're here to tell the truth.
We like it.
It's fun.
Because you know, like, when y'all catch us fucking up, it let us know how far behind you are.
That'd be some of the best things you ever had.
Get caught cheap.
I don't get caught cheap.
Yeah.
That's gonna be, she ain't never fucked you like this.
Horrible.
She don't leave?
Listen, it was a point.
I used to cheat on a bit, leave my phone open.
I used leave my phone open on perfect,
because that was the best sex we ever had.
That make-up sick?
No, when I get caught.
Do you know you're not a good person?
He's not.
This was back then.
Yeah, okay.
It was like 2000.
Hey.
20.
And she was a little slow.
They were back back then.
Excuse this.
I'm saying.
I'm saying.
I said that.
I'll say that.
What did you just say?
She was a little slow.
Oh, I thought you said something else.
What you thought I said?
Nothing.
Y'all ain't never had that, though, this shit out when you get caught.
You know what I'm talking about.
I'm still gonna stay, sex, I'm still gonna stay.
You feel me?
Huh?
Not I don't want her to leave if she stayed.
When she goes through your shit.
And she confronts you about some shit,
that lets you know exactly how far away.
He'd be like, oh, you're like six holes back.
Nick, you keep doing this thing.
You don't even know about this new.
You want to caught it.
I didn't cut her off already.
Mm.
What the fuck with you?
You.
And then you're going to be mad to find out that I cut the holes off.
I cut them off.
But you didn't want her to leave because I agree with him.
Like,
I feel like when men let you find out they cheat and they don't care.
Yeah.
Like,
they want you to probably leave them.
That is.
That is some good stuff.
She'd be trying to fucking memory going like,
she don't want you to think about the mold when you leave.
Like when it's over with it, like she fuck you like that.
Imagine that.
A loser.
A loser.
Women are a competitor.
Women are competitive for you.
Not like that
You never gave Olympics
Y'all be so cool
till y'all get caught fucking up
That shit be so funny
When we get called?
When y'all get caught fucking up
Y'all are not intelligent at all
Y'all can't put nothing together
Just have that stupid-ad look
It's a stupid-ad look
Like you know it's like a
It's damn near like a smirk
But it's like the
I sharded face
You know that stupid assmirt
You have a culture girl fucking up
And then you catch the shit
They'd be like
Carlos?
How do you know what thing you make for you short?
You doing too much.
You doing too much.
He do we do too much.
I know it wasn't like that.
He just gave me a rag.
Y'all be riding around all motherfucking day.
It's not like that.
He fucked with my home girl.
You lying.
You lying dirty sluts.
You dirty sluts.
I don't even know him.
Lie on your innocent home girl who just got back in school.
Can I tell you-
Plot twist, your home calls be saying it's okay for you to lie on you.
But can I tell y'all something that we used to do back in the day?
Do it.
When we would go like maybe like out of town or go to the club with like a dude
maybe we wasn't supposed to be with and to like throw the spin off,
and if it's like no other girls in the club, we would find a random girl on the club.
Right, girl!
Like we would play some girl.
For real.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
I didn't even know her.
You didn't even know her, but you were in the sexion, so it looked like you're with your girls.
But you really with a knicker.
That's dope.
Yeah, I don't know.
Not game, respect game.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
Oh, man.
Y'all come up with some shit, but don't never think you're going to outdo us.
But you got to put two and two together because then you never seem to be chagin.
I mean, after that video.
Like, I'm talking about the nigger.
Like, what happened to your home girl?
I'm like, man, I ain't seen her in a while.
I ain't never dealt with back on that bitch.
You don't double back on shit like that.
No, they're better at it than us.
Oh, a thousand times.
You're crazy.
Look at how much effort they put into it.
Nigger, we freesty out.
That's why we better.
We're coming up with this shit as we go.
Nigger, we didn't even know we was about to get no pussy.
It's a Saturday.
Nick, we had the car watch.
Nine in the morning.
Nigg got on some jogging pen with no draw.
Watching the car.
Oh, God.
A bitch in a Grand Prix pull up.
Caught one.
Fine, fat-ass booted.
But she do got a car seat in the back.
That ain't none of our business, though.
She pulled up on us.
She just out here being good niggas.
Upstanding citizens, if you will.
She jumped out the car.
She needed $2 worth of quarters with that fat-ed
boot. The car was too clean, so it made me think she had a
nigger anyway.
Because he had armor all and the shit on the tire.
And it wasn't armor raw. It was black magic.
And it's smelling good.
And she already done got down road up a blunt.
I feel like the bitch, because I'm sitting in her past and just see.
She didn't game me up and got me in the car.
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This car seat looks, this is the expensive one with the little seat done on the bottom.
Then when it gets older, it's just a little seat.
So I know she's probably a nurse or something, or her baby dad is still in her life.
Either way, it's still about to happen.
Just some random ghetto shit.
She found, but she had a little tattoo right here that I ain't like.
It was like a little faded tiger or a poo bunny or some shit.
I don't know.
That's a nickname from the street.
That was under.
Honeycat.
Pool bunny.
Pool bunny.
Goddamn honey cat.
Okay.
My bad, I'd be having flashback.
I see.
Of the streets.
Because that was specific.
Pool bunny?
In the Grand Prix?
She had this.
With that fat-ass booty?
She had a fat-ass booty.
And a car seat.
Work for a quarter.
She had to go get the quarter.
That's how I saw that the abs were fat.
Okay, got it.
And she came out.
She had a red pop.
Fago Red Pop.
That's some funnies.
She had just sank a little bit.
They let me know she had two kids.
Is he deeper?
She had the baby mama titty.
They beat by right here.
This is the chest.
Okay.
Baby mama titty is about like right there.
Like it just looked like a lot of cleavis.
Mm-hmm.
I want to say a lot of women need to be honest about if they got feeling in their titties or not.
Don't have me sucking on this motherfucker before the five men.
I'm for real.
If you can't feel shit.
If you can't feel shit, if you can't feel shit, just say that.
Oh, my God.
What?
Carlos said, bitch, you're going to feel something.
I tickle.
What?
I didn't tell you that all, like, you know how you used to have the peers.
I don't feel shit no more.
Bitch, I've been sucking on that, brother.
They've been hanging in my face for nothing.
Oh, my God.
I'm weak.
That's how I be, though.
Valet point.
Tell the truth.
Lie.
Keep lying.
Whatever y'all doing is working.
We're going to keep fucking.
Hell no.
Everybody lying.
That's a problem.
You want them to tell the truth?
Tell the fucking truth.
It'd be ugly as hell like if everybody told you.
That's a fact.
Yeah.
It'd be raw.
The line keep the world moving.
Yeah.
I heard some cold shit today.
It was a quote.
Michael Beasley says,
Secrets turning the information.
That's deep.
I just wanted to share that with the group.
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
Lex Peter homeowner.
Oh, yes.
The interior designer.
Yes.
Coming along.
Yeah.
TikTok is loving you.
Your trend.
Yeah. Home goods.
Pillows.
You know what? Decorative
shit on the table. They are.
Pillows are very expensive. I mean, I always knew
decorating was expensive, but it's certain things now.
We're talking about honesty, right?
Be honest. I spent $1,500 on some curtains,
but it was worth every single penny.
Did you just have a paillet moment in this motherfucker?
That's your money. You flexed up on me.
No.
I don't like how you looked at my dress.
I was telling.
Well, I knew already.
I left the curtain.
Did you see that?
Was she trying to throw that at me?
No.
It's still enough.
I'm right.
I can never throw it at you.
Because she said,
you saw that
like that little breath when she turned,
she was like,
I spent $1,500.
Since we're being honest.
No.
It was a blink.
I wanted to say that because I'm like,
decorating a home is different
from an apartment.
I feel like there's certain things
that you can kind of like,
oh, I'll skimp on this.
But seeing the difference
in quality,
in a home,
It's like, yeah, I got to buy the $1,500 curtains.
I can't buy the grommet.
$1,500 curds that won't take a nigga on the trip.
Ain't that about a bitch.
I've said I will take mine.
Hey, that was my ticket right there.
Yeah, me.
Could have just bent that on me.
Could have spun that on the real.
Or he could just come over and enjoy the curtains with me.
Yeah.
My house is beautiful, though.
I'm very proud.
But I have a long way to go.
People are like, oh, my gosh, I'm going to be so sad when this series is over.
Like, I have three floors.
I haven't even started on the first one.
Yeah.
Okay.
Pop your shit.
If you're going to pop it, don't stop it.
No, I didn't read it like God.
I just met.
I remember when you ain't had three closets.
Tell about the elevator in that bed.
It was just open everything.
You could see everything from the kitchen.
You really could.
I had a loft.
I know.
I know.
I could be in the bathroom and see the whole apartment.
Yeah.
I was talking to Shay about that yesterday.
I was like, man, I remember when I had my house.
air mattress that Drey gave me and it had a hole in it.
Oh, Shay is sleepy, baby, Shay.
She's done.
So I used to have to wake up like every two hours and pump it back up.
They had a hole in it.
I have no idea why.
I put the hole in it, I think.
I think it had a hole in it when I gave it to.
Damn, you gave me a holy air mattress?
It wasn't on purpose, but I remember the first night that you pumped it up.
You said it was deflated.
So I'm like, it must have already had a hole in it.
My booty was just hitting the flow.
It was the thought that count.
Yeah.
For sure.
I love it.
So, yeah.
Put a little duct tape on there.
You'll be all right.
It's a little journey.
It's been a journey.
Damn.
Dining tables are expensive, couches.
Everything.
Who, dining tables and you get that real wood?
Yeah.
You're not paying.
Did you go and look at some couches and, like, lay on them before you bought it?
Yeah, I did.
I did.
And I ended up ordering one that I found.
I saw one in the store, and I found the same one online.
So I just got it online because I found it at a little disson.
Furnishing games and bullshit.
Can you ever notice?
Like when you go and you find like the first three pieces you like,
they're going to be like, somebody already bought that.
They're bullshit.
Who are these mysterious people who buying all this fucking furniture
and not taking it with them?
They're lying.
Show me the receipt.
Don't keep showing me the shit that sold.
Yeah.
That is true.
And I feel like that with mattress firm.
There's so many mattress firms.
Ain't nobody buying that many mattresses.
And TikTok getting on my motherfucking nerves.
Why?
Because I want one of them boned his couch is real fucking bad.
No, Carlos, I will not allow that.
That is the cheapest
It just looked good
It just looked good
I hate a boneless couch
I want that boneless couch
No you don't
Is it like a bean bag?
It's like a couch
But it's like in a bag
And then you open up the bag
And it's like
But it don't have like no frame
No there's no
No it looks
It sounds comfortable
It does
It sounds comfortable but yeah
I don't think it's probably gonna be a stiftic food
You're gonna sit on that whole
Three times and it's gonna be
Flacked
I ain't gonna have like I ain't bought some shit
all TikTok
Are we all be buying shit off?
That nigga bought a mountain bike for $9.
Electric bike.
For $9?
$9.
$19.
It worked good?
You'd be riding around me?
I ride that $4.000.
It goes to $60 miles.
It cost me.
I take that bit to the gym.
I don't win to buy the helmet.
I put a motorcycle get on.
You probably got another good month.
It's going to start getting rusty.
That'd be good.
$20?
That's crazy.
What do you bought in TikTok shop?
Man, I stay buying stuff.
Really?
You can't help it.
I'd be buying
skincare products.
I don't bought clothes.
Okay.
I didn't buy a couple of T-shirts.
I don't buy a couple of T-Pont shirts.
Food?
That Dubai,
the Dubai chocolate
when everybody was going crazy eating that shit,
I ordered that shit one time
because I was like, oh, I'm going to do a review.
And it was good as fuck.
I ordered it like another five times.
Oh, yeah.
I got one in my house right now.
You know what I ordered off there?
What?
What is.
The hospital juice.
Hospital juice?
Oh, my, in the little bear.
What is he?
That little hospital juice.
You are not.
I ordered three cases of that shit.
Cranberry grape,
the apple juice.
The one that peeled.
The orange juice.
When I opened this,
I drunk two of them bitches one morning.
I felt like I had took some medicine,
I was up at seven looking out the garage.
Just a little bit,
let them get a little ice.
Yeah, a little slug.
Y'all are crazy.
Y'all know what I wanted to buy,
but I fought the urge.
Did y'all see when everybody was eating
those milk cakes?
Oh, yeah.
I didn't buy no food out there, motherfucker.
For real, I didn't buy no food.
Did you see that, though?
Like the little milk cake,
everybody was eating.
But you just learned a lot from TikTok too,
like my lighting,
all my lighting that I bought in my house.
Y'all don't feel like that?
What?
It's too informational.
Yeah.
It's like a lot of shit.
You're like, I didn't want to know that.
You fall down in a black hole easily.
Yeah, because now there's like a,
about peptides, but I learned about lighting really good.
So I order my light, like, my lights like straight.
I have a vendor in China that I order straight from,
and I've saved a lot of money.
Mm-hmm.
Chick-Tor got me use an organic toilet tissue.
No, that's not a flexing.
Man, come on, man.
Like- I got a bender in China.
You have to.
You have to.
Make my shit out of bamboo oak.
You have to.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you, it's way better than that shit you're buying at Walmart.
It is.
$1,500 fucking niggas.
And they please.
Per window.
Per motherfucking window, Nick.
I got four of them.
There you go.
Then it's a little window in the kitchen, so we got to get that $7.50 just for that little part.
Just for the little kitchen shit.
I have a week.
What kind of dish rags are you using these days?
You know, I get my...
Velvet.
They're from Williams Sonoma.
Okay.
They have a lot of good things that will last you a long time.
Sheets, pillows.
You're going to spend a pretty penny on some pillows, but they'll last you.
No, everybody should.
Because I'm going to buy my shit off the TikTok.
Why?
The bamboo sheets.
They got two goose down pillows, 1396 or set.
And you can get the king's size one.
They got the sheet that don't come out from up under the bed at time,
you see that TikTok.
The one where they show your back on a regular pillow and they'd be all,
crooked and shit. Then they show you the one with these
duck fell up. This shit lined up. You're going to sleep
better. Your legs gonna be longer. They'd be making that shit sound good.
I'm telling you, it's a white thing.
TikTok shop going to get shit every time. I'm crazy though.
Don't let you stay on the video for too long. Like if you read the
comments it then like fucking ain't gonna buy it but this shit just everywhere.
Yeah. I'd be intrigued. I don't bought so much shit.
They'd be making them look like regular TikTok. You ever see in the one
where the nigger pop up and say, hey man, why y'all ain't telling me if I take these ass
Well, gun to gums, man.
My dick is going to be hard with an elbow.
Why y'all ain't telling me, man?
Bro, I'll tell you who I hate.
I walk back like, you need to stop.
I hate the nigger who do the clothes, bro.
The nigger who be promoting the clothes.
The light-skinned nigga with the big-ass teeth and shit.
Yo, these joints are this fire.
These joints.
I am a weird.
I just got these joints off the TikTok shop.
Hey, what's up, TikTok.
If you want to smell immaculate,
you got to get this shit right here.
The king of Dubai be wearing this shit.
And this big bottle ain't but $8.
I'm telling you, if you wanted to eat you off the bone and be boneless.
Just like this cow.
But they're selling a kit where you can test if your sperm having swimmers in that motherfucker, dog.
Like you can literally put it in a magnifying glad gang.
Wait, what?
You can, you nutting a little tube or whatever and pour it on this little shit.
And they got a way that you can tell if you can have kids.
I thought you was going to say you had this.
send it in.
I know how it worked.
It's like a pregnancy test for me.
I'm a way.
That's crazy.
That's down so what it is.
It's the test to see how first.
I guess how further you is an if you're in.
Yeah.
Yeah, I thought she was going to at least have to send it in.
I didn't know you could examine each other.
It comes with a little microscope and you just.
That's crazy.
You just lock hand on your neck.
You end up playing with your neck.
You zoom in.
You can see it looks firm in there.
I'll be hollering out.
gag gang
do you gag bag
catch me outside
oh my gosh
oh my
guys
they're crazy
no we're not
we're going through
something to keep the nigger pH balance
on you
I know y'all just seen that with fellas
your PA's balance off
I'm like damn I ain't
no my shit can be on
then he just two of the motherfuck
and it's the car
listen
you ain't never about that shit
that he'll be sitting in like
nigg in my pussy's thing
This shit got mentholed.
You got to keep it out from around your air hole.
My boy, get your ass.
Hey, man.
You're a smoke a cigarette with you.
I don't want to talk to y'all no more.
Y'all are very inappropriate crowd.
Tick-Tock selling some real shit, by.
Fuck with the TikTok shop.
But you're just cool people, because I feel like a lot of me
probably don't know that they pH can be all.
I don't think that's true, though.
I don't think that that's so.
Oh, helps with that.
And I'm not speaking from experience.
Yeah.
I'm just, man.
But you know what we'll help that.
I mean, it makes shit.
If you get you some of these ashwaganda gum,
It makes you smell good.
It makes the shit smell good.
Other than that, I don't think it's really, you know what I'm saying?
Doing what it's saying.
Yeah.
Something happened to your balls?
No, no, hell no.
Just turning.
You see how you been turning shit in the fair?
It's like, you know, dick alone.
But soap.
Yeah.
Ball soap.
Yeah, ball soap.
But, you know, it got a different smell to it.
Like, it's loud.
Like, it's a good smell.
Me and need good ball soap.
You have a little butter.
Y'all do need to clean them balls.
Don't do need to clean them balls.
squeaky clean.
And that's good.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm talking about all men.
I didn't mean y'all specifically.
Yeah.
I just mean all men, clean them fucking balls.
Just talk to the niggas you know.
I do.
Tell them,
tell the niggas you know to clean their balls.
I'm telling the thing.
Tell the world.
Tell the world.
Tell the world.
Tell them.
You miss.
He need to know this.
I feel like as men,
we shouldn't get blamed for his ball.
It's not, what do you?
Ain't.
I feel like everybody balls need to be clean.
Everybody balls need to be clean.
Yeah.
No, for real, they do.
Everybody.
They do.
Everybody's involved.
Yeah.
Now, if we came on their podcast and said, everybody
puts this thing, they would shut this fucking podcast.
But you see how they talk to us, right, fella?
Clean them balls.
Man, fuck that.
Keep them nuts nutty, my niggins.
Keep them nuts, nutty.
These ain't even nutty.
This is only.
That shit's fine.
Yeah.
Keep the bit of sight, guy.
I don't know.
I feel like.
Never mind.
I got great balls.
I don't care with anybody.
Okay.
You can't change my mind.
Okay.
I'll put a little smell good on mine.
Would y'all ever get a Brazilian wax?
No, I'm not Brazilian.
I'm African.
Okay.
You're about to get these hairy nuts like your father gave your mama nimb.
These nuts.
No.
Fuck no.
Y'all straight.
No.
I tried to knelt one time.
I ain't gonna hold you.
No, man.
You did?
You burned yourself.
Not doing that.
Damn.
I know. I know what they feel like, too. I didn't get there before, too.
Well, you're talking about.
You're trying to get these hair balls.
Oh, I tried to name her down there before not burned myself.
You get that hairball.
I had to come in there, you know.
You was on fire.
Yeah, that shit hurt. I already know.
You were back of the day when I was fucking food and shelter.
I remember, man.
Hey, you came away back in.
Yeah, corn dog food and shelter.
Nah, man. Keep that shit thorough.
You got to keep some traditions alive, man.
I'll let you handle that.
I will.
I'm doing this in honor of my granddad.
Do y'all eat fish sticks?
I love a good fish stick.
Gordons?
I don't know.
Fishermen?
I was wondering y'all eat fish sticks.
I don't eat fish dicks.
Okay.
Why?
You got mad at me.
They're pretty tasty.
That's for you.
I ain't mad at it.
You're going to hit them down.
I used to fuck up some Gordon's.
The big pack.
Okay.
I don't think I've had a fish sticks as I was like little, but I was talking to my friend.
She was like, ooh, these fish sticks good.
I was like, why are you eating fish sticks?
I hate your diet.
Mine?
It's full of bullshit.
Beans and fish sticks and beans and shit.
I don't eat fish sticks.
I said my friend was eating them.
Actually, people need to eat beans.
Y'all need your fiber.
Y'all eating all this protein, water, protein.
You're coming off all right.
You're stopped up.
A little beast.
You're coming off awfully judgment.
Niggas ain't got no fantastic.
Everybody want protein, protein, protein, protein.
Y'all need some fiber.
Protein is the key, though.
That's what's going to help with building muscle.
Yes, that's cool.
But their protein stuck in you
because you ain't got no fiber.
I don't like when people switch up that shit
they're doing and they act like everybody else fucking.
Yeah.
No.
Because I saw you tweet.
I see you sneaking cheese and shit in there.
Yeah, she eat an ungodly amount of beans.
You see my beans that I posted today?
I did.
Hey, don't be walking up in here like you pay the bills.
I'm sorry, that was funny.
Y'all are drinking here.
I almost hop on that nigger.
He ain't know.
You did.
I was scared for him.
Pulling all up on the handle and shit, aggressive.
He did.
Like, like he's mad at the door.
I know he's nobody locked no motherfucker on the house.
Just the fuck we did.
You got to tap that door.
You ain't see the light on that nigga?
Didn't it say recording in progress?
Yeah.
On that house.
You're right.
You're right.
I'm going to pull that nigga file, man.
I had to look at that nigg's resume.
She's getting serious.
I might have goddamn get that nigga.
I might write that nigga up for that.
Oh, y'all be writing people up over here?
He said he's about to start.
I got some nigga got one more strike with me.
I'm talking about if a nigga don't move out the middle of the hallway fast enough.
All right.
What happened to that boy?
Oh, Lord.
No, you do.
Hey, because motherfuckies are run am up.
Some people need to go.
They time is up.
Hell yeah.
Shit.
Amen.
Good as this job is.
Mm-hmm.
It is a good job.
It's a good-ad job.
You know that's right.
Everybody got their own parking spot.
You got one.
It's always parking.
I know, but that's what I'm,
wherever you parked at.
Can we get assigned parking spot?
No.
Oh.
That's too corporate.
Okay.
This is like Google.
You know, we thrive off the freedom.
Okay.
I feel you.
I'll respect it.
It's a Fortune 500 company.
Mm-hmm.
You know.
I like that.
But we ain't got no money.
We got a couple things tied up in some investments, but we ain't got no cash.
Like, I can turn school to find that.
When people be visiting this building, every time it'll be like a random person.
Sometimes I'll see it.
They'll, like, go in the poor minds room like it's a museum.
Yeah, I charge one in there.
I'm here.
I'm like, why they do that?
You want to see?
How much you be charging?
It depends on who it is.
I didn't make a couple dollars off y'all.
Yeah, I let a few niggas come in and sniff the seats and shit.
It was money bag.
I'm a week.
Now, I'm speaking on my own, look at all.
Never mind.
That was-
Niggins be calling.
He ain't got more of them couch cushion, do you?
What?
Where's Jack Thriller been?
Um, he'd been at the World Series of Poker.
Okay.
Oh, that's pretty cool.
That's a bullshit.
He probably just didn't know the day was Tuesday.
He'll rap.
If you say his name a few times, you probably see.
He's gonna pop up.
You miss Jack?
I would love for y'all.
Yeah, we got love for it.
Yeah.
We had him back in the red and black background.
He was one of our first guests and then we went on his podcast.
He was.
Especially when we did his show.
Remember he did that song?
Yeah.
He can stay real.
Girl, I want to ride your ass like a bag.
And he said, eat your coochie like a die,
cool choochee, like a die,
Like, who would you like a dog?
That was a good song.
It was.
Hey, you know, we're laughing and we're talking good shit, but on some real shit, though.
Dr. Umar don't open the school up, nigga.
For real?
It's open?
He said it's open.
You should teach a class.
No, I'm just saying, like, black kids about to start getting educated.
I like that.
Dr. Umar's school opened this shit about the, he said this was, this is the foundation.
This changes everything.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I think he has a good grip on the history of black people that people leave out in school for real.
So he can teach us the children, you know, the truth.
Yeah.
I'm just happy that it's finally happening.
Yeah.
I want to see how it.
Shout out to Dr. Encore.
Yeah, yeah.
That was a black history moment.
Yeah.
Amen.
We need that.
How's the makeup industry treating you?
Because you're about to be a billionaire like Rihanna.
Thank you.
something and I don't want to have to ask.
Okay. I got you. You ain't got to ask.
You feel me?
It's doing good. It's doing pretty
well.
What I tell you. Yeah. You see
it for yourself, don't. They don't respect
door handles around here. I see.
I see. It's a wild
wild west in here. No more locked doors.
Continue
you tell me about the beauty industry.
So yeah, it's going pretty
well. This is my third
year of business. So,
we're revamping a lot of things.
I have, like, a new team who's been helping me with marketing and stuff.
And my sales have increased a lot just this year.
I mean, we only a few months into the year, and my sales have increased a lot.
Like, I've already, you know, done pretty well, shall I say.
And I have new products coming out.
I'm always coming out with new products.
Like what?
Right now, I'm working on a lip stain.
I like that.
Liner type of situation.
instead of like regular lip liner, a lip stain liner,
because there ain't too many other beauty brands that's doing that.
So, yeah, so if somebody do it, before I come out with it, we know where you got it from.
You need to go on here and finish and wrap this thing.
Oh, I am. I am.
I'm working on it.
I'm working on it.
By the time this shit come out, it needs to be done.
It's okay.
It's cool.
You know what people say.
It don't matter how many people do it.
They don't do it like you.
That's a fact.
So there's that.
That's the nicest thing you never said to me.
Really?
Hell, yeah.
I was talking about me.
Oh.
But you too.
They don't do it like you neither.
You want to one.
They really don't.
Like, let's chat about it.
You want to be funniest, yeah.
Are you talking about that shit?
You're funny as fuck.
Oh, yeah.
I'm starting to people a little game, though.
I'm starting to see.
You don't know.
You don't never want to read.
rush to the top.
True.
Once you get up there, you know where to go.
Yeah.
So once you get in that spot,
you got about three good summers,
then they're going to turn on you.
Do you think that's what it is?
You ever notice the nigga who in the number two spot,
his spot, they're never in danger.
All he got to worry about is he might have to be number one one then.
Yeah.
Points was made.
You'd be having their wisdom, Carlos.
You know what?
I don't know if that's a gift or a curse.
I think it's a gift to be wise.
Nah, because sometimes that shit would be fucking up my decisions.
Because I'd be knowing what the fuck gonna happen.
Like I didn't already see how it gonna play out damn get to the to the tea.
And I do the shit and I be knowing.
That's the shit I have to live with.
You ain't never know.
You do it anyway.
Yeah, I know.
I'd be like, fuck it.
I'm just gone.
I should have.
I should have went
but I
so yeah
that shit be
it'd be fucking up a lot of shit
yeah
yeah
because I can't leave
shit hanging
you know what I mean
have to actually
follow through with all the shit
you just be wanting to see
what the outcome gonna be
be wanting to see if you was right
I'd be right too fucking much
sometimes I'd be wanting
the opposite to happen
let me be wrong with something
yeah
it was just just when it come to me
and I didn't
everybody else's you.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Toilist boots,
home decor,
beans.
I love them.
Squeeze it in your diet.
Lips stained.
Lips stane.
Yes.
Brutably honest.
Love Lex P.
Love Lex P.
Lex P.
I told you, though, you got a cult following.
I don't like to say
a cult following.
I do.
I like to say supporters.
They understand.
Then me.
These niggas have one
goal.
What?
Ain't talking about
all the ladies and shit.
Oh, you're talking about
the men?
The medium-sized
fat niggas.
You know what it is?
Why specifically them?
Because they'd be thinking
that we're fin to have
baby LeBron James
and it's not happy.
But he said medium.
He didn't say tall.
But I'm saying
those kind of niggas
be like the ones
that really weren't good
at sports, but they kind of was
and they still have food and you
already then put that you got
a one pedigree.
Yes.
And they will not leave it alone.
I know.
I think you made a call to them.
That wasn't a call.
Can I crack a joke?
Why would I crack a joke they take it serious?
Every time I say shit, they want to, oh, she meant it.
You did.
I've been a whore for six months since that parking spot video went viral.
I've been a whore, a slut, a dumb bitch.
It's been way longer than that.
Well, you're right.
I'm just funny.
These are jokes.
It has been a long time.
But you're saying the slender.
The slender.
That comes with the territory.
It comes with the territory.
It does.
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You know how many people come on here every week to try to tell me what we're not doing?
We need them.
What they say y'all don't be doing?
They said we ain't shit.
Who said that?
A few niggas.
Been saying it for years.
Or they shit?
What they doing?
They don't have a show.
We're waiting on their show to come out so we can criticize.
Same. That's what we be waiting on too.
That's what it be.
But that's what I'm saying.
I've never had somebody giving me
feedback where I'm like, let me look at them.
I'm going to take this advice
because you're right.
It's never coming from above.
Yeah.
Right.
Never.
Always below.
All the people I love already love me.
I know that's right.
I've got shit else to prove.
Yeah.
I got to get Rihanna to like something
on the gram.
Then I'm going to retire.
She got to like something.
She'd be on the ground too.
She does.
She didn't scroll past this shit at least.
Yeah, she got to like something and then
Then I'd be off that
And y'all move on or something else
She might have double tap before you meet me
Yeah, I just wanted to
I just wanted to see that she saw it
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm
You know
That's what Cam on stage said
He said sometimes he'll like go to a random celebrity page
And he'll be like, oh my God, they follow me
Yeah
I don't do that
I've been trying to find some new celebrities
Yeah
I don't have a lot of
I've been in different countries
Trying to see who popper
There's this Indian girl on Instagram, rap her ass off.
I don't know that's fun.
I can't pronounce her name for shit, but she's cold.
Yeah, yeah.
How you even find that on your algorithm?
I found a little Asian girl that played hip-hop songs on her violin, all trap and drill music, though.
You should have her on 85.
I don't think she's living in America.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I'll be international with this shit.
I know that's right.
That's your next endeavor being A&R?
International, Carlos.
I think I just want to discover somebody great.
You did already.
I know, but somebody else.
I want to try my luck.
Again?
Yeah.
Okay, I feel you.
I feel you.
If I find somebody with a good niche or like a good little stick or good gimmick,
because everybody got talent, but I need somebody who's kind of weird so that go, you know, find the next post-malone or, what's the other dude?
Logic.
Find somebody obscure like that.
Albinow.
Yeah.
That can sing.
What?
White? Huh? You want a white?
No, no, a black person. Okay. I mean, if they white, I don't give a fuck. We gonna make more money. I know we can I can make more money with a white person
Oh, listen don't say that they're a black hair because I'm gonna fall back. I'm operating from so far back that it's gonna look independent.
Yeah. The whole goal is to get them over there where they people at anyway. I don't want nothing enough for it. Go get straight
back in. Okay. I feel.
It's just gonna have to take a white person cool enough to understand the play
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, because you know once they get over there they'd be forgetting down
Yeah, they're gonna set free that's what post-maloney is yeah, you feel me.
He said I'm free come in back
Come on man, I thought he was the white Iverson
Man the white Iverson would never be on the shit that post-malone is on
But I think that they I don't know why people got mad when he went over there though
Where you go?
It's like, you know, a lot of the, like, white rappers, they transition into like some country music or some shit.
That's what they wanted to do anyway.
Like Jelly Groh.
Remember Jelly Grohl against the rapper?
I know.
I saw old pictures him.
I was like, oh my God.
Yeah.
He was trying to be on with three six and young buck.
Yeah.
He was rapping and rapping.
Yeah.
Felling dope.
Felling, Fitchin' chases.
Yeah.
They didn't even, who the fuck knew?
He knew how to play the guitar and shit.
He ain't never stayed at a...
I never heard that twain.
Exactly.
Miley Cyrus was a little rapper for about
two summers. She did. That's different,
though. She was with Juicy and
she was doing Molly and everything.
That was a bomb.
Come on, man.
And then her dad and their
brother was like, what the fuck wrong with you?
Next day you know,
she came in like a record ball.
She did.
Won 75 Grammys.
She was so ghetto, they turned her ass.
back to Hannah Montana.
Damn.
That's an era.
Get right.
It was two summers,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
She was thugged out.
Just to be with you.
Mac Main was on her in about three weeks.
Hollette me,
Miles Sarah.
She wouldn't need to go to jail.
That was,
that was very out of the line looking at.
And we was all in the club singing it.
And we were singing that she's singing our part of.
Okay.
Now you're taking it too for first.
I'm not you're not speaking for me.
I'm speaking for everything.
Now you're taking it too for.
It was some people.
Like, man, I hope she's calling.
MacMaine's a good young man.
I was listening to a song on the way.
And the crazy part is she did.
She actually did?
I'm quite sure she did.
She had songs with Juicy J.
She got it to some ratchet-ass shit.
That's my girl.
We love Molly.
I used to say some questionable things on the songs
on the way here.
Y'all remember Magoo, Timela and Magoo?
Absolutely.
Up jumps the buggy.
Up jumps the boogie.
And he said, I'm up in the cut like gay nigg.
And I was like, rest of peace, but I feel like he could have said something else.
Yeah.
You didn't mean to tell me that.
Like gay, niggas and butt.
And niggas was like, he gave it up.
I don't think he said that.
He did.
I thought he did.
Yes.
But also, did he lie?
Hey.
Music was really crazy back then.
Yeah.
Oh.
I definitely never heard that.
Yeah.
Crazy.
I thought he said like barber's in the cut.
No, he said up, he said something.
Now all that shit sound questionable.
You thought I had eight, but I had ten men.
Sometimes you really do have to like dissect lyrics.
Oh, God.
We used to do that on the showroom song.
When the coached came out, I was like, oh, damn.
I was singing about a nigga that hole.
We both in love with this dicker.
Okay.
Bro, you ever go back and listen to that nigger shit?
Hey, man, Frank Ocean had a beautiful song.
I'm like, until you get to the middle of the song.
Where that nigga was like, a tornado flew around.
And then the nigger said in the middle, boy, I've been thinking about you.
I was like, that went in it.
On that pink matter, that shit came on.
That shit came on, that nigga said, in the peaches and the mangoes that you could sell for me, I said, yo.
Y'all know what I'm talking about in the peaches and the peaches and the mish.
I'm like, peach him mango that you can sell for.
I knew that nigga was different when he cried
because his girl had to go to work.
What you mean?
You don't miss him.
Working at the pyramid.
That song is 11 minutes long.
That was a great song.
The song turned to another song.
I never stopped listening to that nigga.
Novercane was a he.
Man, whatever that nigga doing is.
Oh man, probably some of these songs
were made by the most questionable people that doesn't exist.
For sure.
We don't know these niggins.
We don't know these niggins.
We don't know these nigg.
We just need to appreciate the art.
We watch VH1 behind the music, bro.
Damn, though, I'd be like, damn, another one.
They got another one.
We've had some great contributions to society
by people who was really strung out on drugs, for real.
But just strange.
I don't want to know what Rick James would have sounded like, sober.
Fake.
Oh, we.
That song he wrote for Eddie Murphy was a boss.
My girl was to party.
Party all the time, party all the time.
Y'all want to laugh.
But Eddie Murphy had hit.
He did.
Put your mouth on me.
Oh, I don't know that one.
Oh, that one was way too freaky.
Eddie Murphy had everybody.
Oh, my God.
Just put your mouth on me.
Come on, man.
I like that.
That nigga had a song with Michael Jackson.
Mm-hmm.
Damn show did.
I think he said Michael Jackson was there that weekend
that they recorded party all the time or something.
Him and Michael Jackson was home.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He was. He had good music. You just got good music.
That ain't got music.
Because at one point, he was like the only A-Lis black celebrity.
Sometimes people take this stuff too far.
Like, I'm not going to lie. It was this lady on TikTok.
She got a record or somebody was trying to like break into her car while she was in the car.
And she was like, oh my gosh, y'all, this is an emergency.
Somebody tried to break in my car.
But in the background, R. Kelly was playing.
So everybody in the comments was like, well, why are you listening to R. Kelly?
She's like, I'm in the guy.
Wow.
Channel for a shit?
They said turn that shit off, bitch, right now.
That's all they cared about?
That's all they cared about.
I'd be saying they'd be breaking them people with them TikTok, doll.
Like, you post a video like the wrong shit,
them people would eat them alive in them coming, dog.
Yeah, everything is a thing thing.
I'm pretty sure that shit depressing to some of the people that,
you know, that shit bother them.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't think everybody is built for this.
And TikTok.
You have to have thick schemes.
TikTok.
TikTok's so smart and so stupid at the same time.
Like, you got a bitch on the other day with like,
nobody told me that giraffes are so tall that they don't have nowhere to hide.
And they, it's been starting crying.
Everybody been crying over that monkey too.
Punch.
Did you see the one about the pig?
I just found out that pigs don't look up to the sky.
Somebody please just go check.
You ain't seen punch?
What's punch?
No.
Oh, I thought you were a little monkey.
Everybody been quiet.
Little monkey that's been abandoned.
They was beating that nigga.
They fucked them up.
Why are you laughing?
Because she loved him.
Because he was, it's nature it happens.
All these other animals was beating him up, not people.
Yes, the other animals were like whooping on him.
Other gorillas?
It's a little monkey.
It's a little monkey and the mama didn't accept.
We were beating him up.
And then he has like a little toy monkey that he'd be hugging.
All bad monkey.
Exactly.
That's why the other monkeys want to check it.
So how are we finding out this information?
It's online.
But I'm saying who was recording him?
I guess just some people at the zoo.
And they didn't save him?
Oh, they're posting an old stage every day.
Go into monkey cage.
Go in now.
You'll go down a rabbit hole on TikTok.
I'm not saying that they needed to go in a cage and save him,
but nobody is doing anything about this.
Ms. Monkey did.
You're supposed to do.
You're supposed to do it.
You're supposed to see that video.
where like the two gorillas was fighting and somebody was like oh my god somebody made them stop who would be
who the fuck in a girl in a gorilla cage y'all mucked-a-d-nigigig for and all that monkey shit
oh i just they're an horseplay that would be dope as hell though because i'm sure after a certain
point they kind of going to understand what the fuck going on they're guerrillas but you probably just got to talk to
like they're some pit bulls or something.
No.
Hey, hey!
All right.
Hell no.
All right.
Hell no.
Y'all act like these wild gorillas.
These gorillas that's born and raised in the zoo, they ain't built like that.
They ain't built like that.
They ain't built.
They don't know.
He right though.
All the animals that's in the zoo are born and bred in captivity.
They don't put no wild shit in there.
That's when you get fucked up.
Yeah.
So the shit.
animals that be in the zoo.
That's why they be moving out the way
when they see them trains and shit
because they'd be terrible.
They ain't never seen shit else.
But these fake rocks and this little water,
they scatter that little water.
These motherfuckers were in my own way across the now
in the wild.
But at the zoo, them think, whoa,
that shit deeped in the motherfucker, man.
That water cold in a bitch.
I ain't getting in there now.
In the wild, them niggies be tigers, bro.
At the zoo, them niggie be like,
shit, this 12 o'clock.
They bring the hamburger meat.
Wild Tigers ain't never ate no fucking hamburger meat.
This tiger don't even know he got the skill set
to walk up out this bitch anytime he fucking get ready.
Low key.
But sometimes they're them zoo animals be turning on folks' so.
They're attacking people.
A monkey's at the zoo, but they can get out whenever they get ready.
For what they told you about a gorilla.
The man are real monkeys.
That gorilla can get out that motherfucking cage
at any given moment.
This man real monkeys.
Bro, I'm telling him.
They're giving them some shit.
They keep them from getting mad.
Whatever they're putting in their hamburger meat,
it makes them calm down.
That's why they be looking sad and shit.
They don't know.
They'd be looking sad, bro.
They don't that dog.
They do be looking depressed as fun.
Man, the gorilla's sick raiding for the goddamn thing.
Look at you.
Yeah.
I've never been to the end of zoo.
My girl over there, my baby over there.
I ain't had it, but now they're weak.
My nigga, they feed me dog food in this motherfucker, man.
Oh, my God.
I mean dog food and hamburger meat, man.
We don't eat meat.
I'm a gorilla, nita.
Oh, some bananas, man, some cherries.
Cherries is crazy.
Fruit, vegetables around this.
Muffer.
I ain't got no asparagus, no broccoli or nothing.
Just ground beef.
Just hamburger meat.
But I'm gonna do me to press liquor, bro.
Man, that's it right there.
Look at you, man.
Are you yelling too?
Hey, monkey!
Are you tapping the window?
There ain't no motherfucking monkey, man.
I ain't ain't even got time to address.
No racism right now.
I ain't even the motherfucking monkey, you feel me?
Muggy got a tail, dumb ass.
I'm like, ain't, you stupid motherfucker.
But I ain't got time to get into the technical challenges.
That means.
Tapping shit.
Look at him.
I'm telling you, bro.
Man, the guerrillas be stupid.
Sad, the motherfucker is this, man.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
That how you know they're spas?
That's sad.
Won't.
I try that bad.
Yeah.
Take this motherfucker.
They had one from Brankton.
Please take my everything.
Please take my money.
They had the $1.500.
Please take my monkey.
They had the one.
He was getting out at night.
Please take my goodness.
They said he didn't fuck with nothing except he used to go through shit at the other
Rankin Tang that he didn't like.
They had him on camera throwing shit at him.
Bro, them bitch is dangerous.
Fuck what you heard.
I'm scared of monkeys.
I put them up there with snakes.
Yeah.
I'm scared of monkey, guy.
Monkeys are strong.
And they're strong to hell, man.
They're smart.
They are.
Have you seen Rafiki?
Nah, bitch.
Rafiki was strong.
That was a goddamn cartoon.
Rafiki beat all their ass with a stick.
He did.
All of them.
Could.
But I don't think monkeys running around with no teeth.
Donkey Kong was a monkey, one.
You know what I'm saying?
King Kong too.
That's what I'm saying.
No, King Kong was a gorilla, right?
Yeah.
They were a monkey.
Yeah, they all in the same.
They all have to give them their proper.
I like to give them their proper name.
All the niggish shit.
They fight too much they can't address the racism right now.
Monkeys got a tail.
Okay.
A little monkey, man.
Monkeys do have tails.
All they add monkeys.
Okay.
The only thing you got to remember is apes don't kill ape.
Mm.
Apes don't kill other apes?
Bro, that was the deepest shit in that whole movie.
Ape.
Not kidding.
Playing another ape?
Now, I'm not trying to be funny when I asked this is a gene-
Our ape's in gorillas not the same thing.
Boy, after I don't watch three of them off, I'm so deeping that shit.
Don't say that, no, they're not.
They're coming for your ass.
Thanks.
Are gorillas in AIDS not the same thing?
Seriously.
That was our leader.
He had the people.
Who's leader?
The monkey people
They had a freak
Hold on
Why they made his son
Weak as hell
Why his son weak as hell
Bro, why did they do that?
Come on, man
And they didn't even have
Like a moment
Where you're like, oh,
Puss assing.
Come on, man.
I thought he was going to have
his like Tyreek moment
Remember how we used to hate
Tarik on power?
Used to.
And then he like, you know,
I thought the bad monkey
was going to take over.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Whatever, though.
That shit too emotional.
Yeah, that's...
It is.
Y'all did this shit.
I'm sorry.
Brought up these monkeys and shit.
Shout out to punt.
No, for real, who did bring up the monkeys?
They're all monkeys.
No, they not.
They're coming for you.
When they take over, they come to him.
It's all good.
Munkies got a tell.
Nigger, ooh, ooh, ooh, ah, nigger.
Monkey.
That's why the gorilla gonna get on this ass.
Mm-hmm.
You better hope that out of the country.
Anything about the monkey bum, not going.
Oh, y'all going to the rodeo.
Oh, y'all going to the rodeo.
this year? Yes, I'm gonna go.
I gotta go. I got to go. I got to put something.
I'm just going at.
You should go. It's fun. Are you gonna dress up?
You're gonna wear the cowboy head in the booth?
I'm gonna put my cowboy hat on tank top. I've been working out like a motherfucker.
Yeah. The cookoff is fun.
Because it starts this weekend. Yeah.
It's all good.
That's all good. I'm good. I'm a Texas girl. I gotta see me.
They're gonna be out there in them Daisy dudes, Cowboy boots, the Hatchew.
I'm having my boots on and my motherfucking million-dollar hat looking like I own about 700 acres on their ass right quick.
Period.
They have your boots on the ground.
Big belt, butt and hit me turn on.
Yeah, yeah.
You gotta have the straight jeans on.
Come on.
And I'm pulling up in that shed.
Wrangler, motherfucker.
Shed the truck.
Mm-hmm.
You feel me?
Pull up in the truck.
Absolutely.
I'm not.
It's going to take you on me in it.
Well, he's going to get out there and get a horse.
Boy, they're a hate to you on a horse.
He said he's going to ride it out there.
Rob, it's a 12-hour drive.
I wonder how long you would take.
Your legs got to be strong.
You can't be cool on.
You can't be cool on.
All of it.
Your booty too.
Mm-hmm.
You got to have strong glutes.
Cool of hell.
But that's embarrassing.
That's cool, that's cool, and shit.
You're gonna catch a bitch, you stunting on the hole here.
If you fall in a house, you lose all your points, all your holes, everything gone.
In front of the hole.
If you fall on your horse.
The bull-rides and stuff too.
Yes, you can't fall off the horse, man.
That's so embarrassing.
Girl, I'm getting the ick straight up,
because why are you even get on that motherfucker?
And you probably don't really hurt yourself.
You out there with a cool-ass-a-niggin' the horse just flip up.
Laying on top of that dick.
Hey, Mike!
I don't want me a fun, though, but they ain't got horse money,
so I'm going to start with like a donkey.
Okay.
You know.
Same family.
I'm going to get.
You can ride on those same family.
I mean, if it's a big donkey, maybe.
I can spend like $7,500 on a donkey.
You know what I'm saying?
A couple of chickens.
Boy, you crazy.
Maybe a bull.
Do you know what you're still?
If you spend $7,500 on a donkey,
you know how many of don't fucking have?
I give me about $10.
I get more than that.
They're not that expensive.
What?
We've come.
My son, five, he don't know the difference.
I know what?
I know a nigger that'll give you one of them.
Now, them some bad motherfuckers, though.
The donkey?
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
They kill shit in.
laughing. Like if you ever
have a property and you put some donkeys
on there, they want nothing come over there. They kill
wolves and... Oh my, for real?
They are violent. No, I didn't know that.
Hell yeah. Noble speed, nigga.
What? Yeah.
That's a don't game.
A noble steed is a dog game.
Why he told them
like you do it? I do.
I don't know.
I miss heard them. Oh.
I don't know.
They big-ass shit is...
They kill shit, though.
They kill shit and they don't fuck them around.
They mean, too.
Them bitch, it mean, gang.
Yeah.
I always love don't know don't think of trick.
Yeah.
I don't think don't think don't act like that though in real life.
They really do.
But they got a violent streak.
But they couldn't put that in the kids move.
Donkeys kill everything.
That's scary.
That is scary.
So don't get a pet donkey.
Even when you get a farm.
They're protected, though.
They don't let shit come over.
Where they are, they're killing all that.
Okay.
Two donkeys?
Yeah.
Noah's art.
I get two everything.
They don't, you just better hope they don't turn on you.
Mm-hmm.
They're just going to turn on people.
Okay.
But they will fuck some shit up.
They'll laugh when they do it.
They laugh loud as fuck.
To me, that's a risk with all animals, though, that he might turn on you.
Yeah.
I'm not an animal person.
But later on in life, when I start spending more time at home,
I'm definitely gonna have me some animals.
Like what you think?
What's gonna be the first part she's?
First of all, I'm having me a little ugly dog.
A little ugly dog in the house.
Like a little chih-s-foo.
You gotta get that men and black dogs.
It's one of them that's not cute in the face,
one of the little beaded dogs.
I don't even know if I'm a bad.
I want somebody to give it to me.
Just a house dog, a little mutt or something that's real loyal.
That's gonna have me some other shit,
maybe a peacock or something.
Maybe a peacock or something.
That's all I was going to say.
Would you get a bird?
I get a peacocker.
I get a pig.
You wouldn't, what is, um?
Like if I had my property, like I want to.
I just have some free room with peacocks and shit.
You'll never know.
You pull up, that motherfucker might be in front of the dough.
I know that's a part.
You have a peacock.
I'm out to the garage.
Nica ain't going to your house.
You bet I brag your ass up.
Hell of the security system.
Welcome to Carlos.
It's fine.
That's not.
She got land.
She got land.
He's not.
He's not.
A pet peacock is insane.
I thought she was going to say a parry.
In Mississippi, you could get a peacock for probably $150.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
They like big-ass chickens, really.
Yeah.
Like peacocks and guineas and shit like that.
Florida, they just roam around them.
No reason.
Don't plan on doing shit with the chickens.
The chicken just run wild in Florida.
Like, mickers' own pet chicken.
They got some peacocks in Florida, too.
Cock fighting.
They got peacocks.
Florida for sure.
They can be caught fighting in Florida.
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Florida got every fucking...
Hell you.
I'm gonna say, is that something we have here?
Probably not.
But, Peacock.
Oh, I don't think I'm really...
You have to get it in porty.
Georgia got bears, though.
Yeah.
Up in the mouth?
Up in the mouth?
Shit.
Florida got...
Florida got Poundters.
Like, I've never...
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
Florida got a lot of shit.
Yeah, Georgia got bears.
Yeah.
Pounthers?
Really?
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
That's crazy.
There's a lot of wild cats out.
Cougars and all that shit.
Fucking rattle, big-ass snakes.
That's why I hate snakes.
Anacondas.
Mm-hmm.
Crocodiles and alligator.
I don't fuck around with those snakes.
You only need one.
My auntie had one in her toilet.
We're going to get ready to sit out and...
Lord of God.
Manatees.
Dorphins.
That's my biggest fear.
I'm always looking at toilet squirrels.
We went to Charleston.
They had dolphins.
Remember we went to Charleston and they had dolphins?
Oh, yeah.
They did.
Mm-hmm.
The freaks of the animal society.
Doctor?
I'm weak.
Why do y'all know all these random?
Yeah.
We were animal lovers.
Hey, I've seen something on TikTok.
This is TikTok.
It might be a little dark.
Uh-oh.
I did not know.
Thanks for the warning.
That hihinas have babies out of the day.
What else they're going to have them out of?
You know what I'm talking about it?
What?
They're what?
They.
They big.
They're penises.
Oh, they have babies out there.
I promise.
So them niggas is not laughing.
We thought they were laughing this whole time.
And then the baby just popped like.
Hey man.
You need to go talk to that later.
Because of what?
That's Christ, so they like seahorses.
Yeah.
The men had a baby.
That's crazy.
That's very strange.
I can rock with that.
I can't.
If women could get men pregnant,
how many baby moms do you think you'll have?
I'd be not clean up.
I'd be like money bag, legs.
I ain't like, you put,
I draw that out of a trip,
smell like train smoke.
I think I would have like three
because I feel like I'm going.
I'll just give it in that.
I would be a lady's man.
I'm not getting in the car.
I don't know.
I would definitely have a lot.
I think I would be a lady's man.
I would have a few baby daddies for sure.
Yeah.
I'm imagine you're pregnant.
You don't know who, who, um,
did this to you.
Hey, bro, pull over, man.
He called you. I got something to tell you.
It ain't mine.
Nah, bro. Could you do me a favor, bro?
Put that blunt out, man. I feel like I'm about to throw up, man.
That shit. That shit, fuck with me.
Oh, man.
Y'all ain't sick.
Y'all don't smell that? Man, pull over, bro. I need a pregnancy tip.
Oh, my God.
Leave it in a nut it all in me, man.
No, man, basketball season about to start, Nick.
I can do this shit, man.
You all know something was wrong, man.
I woke up this morning and I was just feeling weird
and I ate a bag of chel.
Mmm.
Mm.
Then your home boy's like, so what you gonna do, bro?
I know I'm pregnant.
I know I'm pregnant.
I know I'm pregnant.
I can't deal with this shit.
She got to come up with that money, man.
Yeah.
I need that money, man.
I need that motherfucking money and I ain't playing.
This is hitting close to home.
Did you ovulating in me?
Did you ovulate in me is crazy.
Because you're the one ovulating.
That would be wild.
She's going to have to send that money.
Ain't no hit me right back.
I'm trying.
I'm done working.
I got 10 baby mom and nigga.
I'm putting all y'all ass on child support.
He said he'll have a chick baby.
You hear me?
You're trying to go live on Facebook?
Yeah.
I got the bitch that take me on trips.
Man, can you imagine?
Money, we're trying to be put up.
Man, you go on the ground.
She's still posing them thirst traps.
You in the comment.
Oh, so this is what you're doing
instead of answering the phone?
Why don't you tell everybody
you got a baby on the way?
Then had a little man on that prick.
Had a little emoji with the man playing.
That is a crazy-ass thing.
Yes, I am pregnant.
Yeah.
Put that on your story.
That's crazy.
Wow.
world. There'd be some bullshit.
But if we could both have them and we'd be like, who turn is it this time?
It'd be too many people on him.
Technically, you can these days.
Huh?
You can these days.
The man and the woman?
Yeah.
No.
You're living in the future.
I'm saying, that can definitely happen.
If somebody identifies as a man technically.
Oh, you're like, yeah.
I mean, that ain't nothing wrong with that.
Yeah, you're right.
They can.
They can be like, it's your turn or it's my turn.
She's not lying in do be men having babies in that case.
But that was women first and then not got a father.
Yeah.
So.
So.
So technically that game be like, who turn is it?
Who turn is it?
So in conclusion, babies come from people.
They do.
From people, yes.
Baby makers.
Baby makers, yes.
Yeah.
Anything is possible.
It is in 2026.
Yeah.
All you got to do is convince yourself,
that the shit is real.
Mm-hmm.
And then that's half the battle right there.
Amen.
If you're a man that you want to have your baby,
have it.
What?
Have it.
That's your life.
Them kids don't cost me nothing.
Oh, God.
Whatever you do at your house,
freaky or non-freaky, that ain't none of my business.
Ain't none of my motherfucking business.
Hell no.
All I know is what we do at my house.
There was a lady that dressed up in a cat outfit
We do some of that type of shit at my house.
And she was drinking milk from a bowl.
I know her.
You do?
I know somebody.
Kind of like that.
Have you walked somebody before?
Absolutely.
Oh, my God.
Have you what?
Walked.
Have he walked somebody before?
Like on a leash?
Like on a leash?
Absolutely.
You have to?
Huh?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Absolutely.
That's crazy.
So, like, how does the conversation come about?
She has for.
Oh, mine ain't asked.
Don't be, you're so judgmental these days.
Every since you got the fucking curtains.
No, you've been real judge.
Ain't they're good enough no more.
And that Chinese Vindon.
Come on, man.
Yeah.
You walked somebody like it was okay until I did the shit.
I did not think that you would be walking somebody.
That's like that world, like the furries.
You wouldn't walk somebody?
No.
You king shaming like a motherfucker.
On this platform, on this platform, somebody,
we celebrate the niggumper.
We celebrate the bids.
You're right. You're right.
This is a freak nation podcast.
We celebrate the bitches.
You're right.
The freak.
You put this.
And the freak.
You're right.
I didn't take you for a walker.
I don't think I was suggesting.
The ham nuts.
Yeah, I can.
Yeah.
I can do it as much suggested to me.
Like, it's something I got to come up with.
With the chain.
Yeah.
Oh, that's freaky.
He got to act.
In public.
Speaking of freaking, have y'all
seen Tyler Perry new movie?
That ain't that.
That's not.
There's not.
No.
in the freaky, though. It was freaky.
Ain't nobody fan to watch no freaky
Tileypire. It was some freaky scenes.
They went into like a whole house
and Miss Pat was like the person that ran
on the house. Miss Pat! Yes!
She was the madam.
She was the madam in the house. That's so
believable. And they showed people actually
fucking. They did. In the Tiledin. Yes. I see
his booty. I don't want to see that.
I see his booty. I don't know.
That's the one place I don't need to see no fucking.
Well, you're gonna see it if you watch it.
No, hell no, because then y'allelized that.
Something about that is a Tyler period, we just don't mix.
They was mad.
I don't need to see that.
It was a good movie.
You see it?
Tali booty?
No.
It was somebody.
Not, oh.
I'm gonna try that ass up, Coom.
You might as well lay down, foo.
That booty would have been so ass.
You'd better stop.
No, Coom.
I'm tearing that ass up.
I'm not participating in this.
Yeah, I don't need to see
no freaking Tyler Perry.
Okay, I don't believe.
Tyler Perry good in my book.
He can keep making what he been making.
Yeah.
He don't have to...
I've seen a little snippet of it
about the little hole in the wall
or some shit.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
You watch Joe's road trip.
That's the movie we talk about.
Oh.
Then they got a whole mustache behind the hole in the wall.
Oh, yeah.
It was a, what is it called?
A glory hole.
A glory hole.
I'm about 15 minutes into the movie, honestly.
I had got a phone call, and then my ADHD kicked in
because the TV head went to the save screen.
By the time I hit the button, I had just turned the TV off.
So you ain't got to the brothel yet?
No.
I'm right at the part where his little grandson told him racism don't exist.
Yeah.
With the white friends and all this stuff.
HBCU?
Why do they need that?
It's a good movie, though.
It's very educational.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
But they fucking.
Yeah.
That's educational, too, depending on how you look at it.
Because he was a virgin.
And he learned about.
So Uncle Joe gets a pussy in the movie?
No, no.
But I don't want to get a movie away.
But he was a virgin in the movie.
He was about to, he was going to watch that shit tonight if you would have said.
No, but that, that nigg ain't responded to nothing all night.
But hey, hey, who is?
Now, come on.
So it is cold.
It is.
Put that on the Netflix account.
Carlos, what is wrong with you?
Something really wrong with you.
I went to public school and I drunk that milk with every meal.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, we're not supposed to drink.
You probably can't order that in case it's on TikTok shop.
I don't think at this age drinking no kind of chocolate milk would be a great idea.
I agree.
Yeah.
I don't know what day is.
gonna make your stomach hurt, but it's gonna be a day.
And your stomach gonna hurt so bad.
Brian had milk.
Oh, I drink almond milk with protein.
Yeah, I do too.
I don't drink, yeah.
It's been years.
Yeah, same.
Great, that's probably why we fucked up.
We should have never stopped drinking that milk.
Y'all remember them got milk had?
When you was in school, you ate, you had milk for breakfast, lunch, and-
And then you was drinking milk with shit that you didn't have no business drinking milk with.
Like pizza.
The breakfast pizza.
No, not even breakfast
pizza, regular pizza at length.
You remember I used to get you a milk and juice?
You drinking milk and pineapple juice.
They didn't get you ready for the club.
Oh, my God.
And it was the pineapple juice and them will pay for them.
All you drink the men is fucked up.
They have screen beans and milk.
Yeah.
The fuck.
Stream beans, milk, and a little pizza.
A slice of pieces.
Spaghetti.
And milk.
And milk.
tacos
and milk
and chocolate milk
Thanksgiving milk
Thanksgiving
them
little burger
little burger
turkey and gravy
little burger
you remember the strawberry
milk though
the hell
now strawberry milk
was fire
that was my
face
every now and then
they gave us
some of that shit
every now and then
that nestly quick shit
dropped when you
pulled a little
powder in
and oh you go crazy
my school
was doing it big
yeah not at school
what school you went to
not at school
Y'all had two different kinds of milk
My school did have
The whole milk and the 2%
You don't get a bread sandwich
No
What's a bread sandwich?
In the bread
In the bread
Fuck with that
They put syrup on the bread
Now I used to do that
Serp sandwiches
But I used to toast it
And put peanut butter on it
I didn't say all that
See you had shit
I didn't say all that
It was a love dessert
Nah Zee you had
You didn't have
She threw a word
They was over that baked cakes and shit
She toasted it
I didn't put my shit in the oven
I thought I was toasting
The edges got crunchy, but the middle was salt.
And the other side wasn't toast.
Come on, man.
That wasn't toast.
We was just doing it.
We was cooking.
You was broiling it.
Absolutely.
Good time.
School lunches used to be low-key heating.
Boy, the mama could be hit.
They did.
We ain't giving them enough credit, but they were.
Now, we're looking at like,
your mama got to feed you one time when you get home.
Della.
I make sardines for the first time.
They should have been adventurous late.
I love sardine.
They're talking about how healthy they are with the omega-3,
things like that, and I had a really bad breakout,
so I was like, let me get my skin together.
So I tried sardines for the first time,
and it was quite tasty.
Yeah, yeah.
Did you dress it up?
I mean, I was saying it on TikTok.
I said it up.
You hit me?
Yeah, you got to add a little season on.
I go noodle packet.
Hot sauce.
That's okay.
That D.C. shit.
He loves some.
But it was good.
It was good.
I was actually surprised.
I've never had sardines in my life.
I have never had it.
They're actually.
They're actually really good.
Lex, you was probably a carpenter in your past life.
A carpenter?
You know what?
I can, yeah.
The shit that you do.
I can definitely probably, if I put my mind to it and I had some instructions,
I could definitely build a bed.
I feel like you could.
I believe it.
For sure.
I could probably build a, you know how they used to have the houses?
And you would buy it from like what?
Sears.
I could definitely put that shit together.
I could.
I could build the new good.
Oh, I can't do that.
Yes, you could.
That's easy to you.
No, thank you.
No, thank you.
No, thank you.
You got to walk them.
See, you'd be saying all this shit.
What?
And you'll be the problem.
How am I the problem?
I'm actually perfect.
It's hard being me.
You know how hard it is to wake up perfect every day?
I've never done it.
My bag that I do.
It's very hard.
Oh, my God.
I don't want to wake up perfect.
That's, I well.
Some days I can tell just about,
what time I go to bed, I ain't gonna be shit
the next day. Yeah.
Like, tomorrow is a personal day.
It's hard. I really don't have
to achieve much. But I'm gonna do some shit.
I don't have to achieve anything.
Yeah. Yep.
But I have goals every day.
As you should. Drey got me back in the gym.
We did an episode with her. It was her.
Poor Minds, we did an episode
with Kayla Nicole. And they was talking about
15 minutes about, like, their gym shit. And I was like, damn,
They was laughing, their abs poking out and shit.
She's fine.
I was just looking back before.
My abs do be popping.
They do.
I call her little Abby now.
Oh, Abby.
Abigail.
It's cute.
Yeah, she got them abs.
Yeah, she got them abs.
Yeah, you know, the girl, though.
Kayla Nicole, she's fine.
Yes, she is.
And you know what's crazy?
That was the first time I met her.
Like, in person, she's actually even more beautiful.
Yeah.
Sometimes you meet people in their glow.
The people that I've met that glow, like they're gorgeous.
Savannah James is gorgeous.
She is.
Y'all did go out with it.
Yes.
What they're talking about?
That's actually a good podcast.
Yes.
And Savannah is just so sweet.
Her and April.
Shout out to that.
Everybody's crazy.
That's a good podcast.
That's a good podcast when you were asking me in the beginning.
Everybody's crazy.
Y'all should go check that up.
Go check it out.
Yes.
That's what I'm saying.
We were talking about black podcast and I was like, oh, I don't know any.
But I do.
And Kayla's too.
Kayla's too.
Yeah, Kayla does too.
I thought that was for y'all.
What do you mean?
The part, the, what did you say?
We went on everybody's curse?
Everybody's crazy? I thought that was for y'all.
No, they didn't do poor minds.
No, I'm saying, like the audience is women, right?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, sure.
Y'all don't need my opinion.
Well, I'm saying, well, you said you was, you know,
I want to work with more women, maybe.
They go good.
I know.
I can't.
Yeah.
I tried.
That's all I got.
Imagine trying to, and then, LeBron, like, I got a big dog.
She's straight on that.
She's straight.
I'm weak.
Oh, my gosh.
But you know what's crazy?
It's like...
She can help me.
Yeah.
The people that you meet could be so, like, nasty and rude.
They are always the sweetest people.
And it's so opposite because, like, some people that we've had on the show, they be so, like...
A fank.
And I'd be like, damn.
But, like, the people that we met, like, T. Payne was cool.
Sierra was cool.
Savannah James was cool.
Did y'all hit that one-two-step with her?
She did do karaoke.
She did karaoke with us, but we did.
the Tupac song.
Yeah, she was rapping her ass.
We did that song.
Y'all, that was a good episode.
It was.
Really dope.
We love Sierra.
Hell yeah.
Beautiful.
I'm not to start hanging out over there.
There's nice women over there.
It too.
Always with good vibes for the most part.
Y'all need to start showing up.
What y'all do?
Y'all shooting today.
What's up, girl?
You gotta pop in on this.
You start popping in.
You know, that's what the boys were saying, like,
they're like, we're going to go to the poor minds
tour because that's where all the women be.
That's why I be popping
up. You feel?
Yeah. Nav already told me.
Yeah. It'd be lit.
Nav be having a ball.
Nav'd be having the time
in his life. He was coming out on stage
in a row.
Did he steal that from the wrist car?
That nigga be dancing. It's emotion.
Yeah.
When are y'all going back on tour?
We're going back on tour in May.
Our first tour date is in May.
Back on the road.
And we're super excited.
because we haven't been on tour in like, oh, almost three years.
Yeah, y'all been busy as hell.
We have.
We have.
Yeah, thanks.
It was, you know, a much needed break, but I'm excited to get back on the road.
And yeah, our tour is called Still Sipping.
Still Sipping, y'all.
Still Sipping, y'all, that's hard.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're about doing another TV show with Cab on stage.
Mm-hmm.
We are.
Shout out to hell.
Kemp.
We're getting our acting bag.
Did you all see state?
Did you watch state?
I did.
You did?
Did you like it?
Keep on stage.
Yeah.
It was dope because it was all improv.
Saw the clip.
Yeah.
What did you think?
I think y'all got talent.
I think y'all need a manager.
Picture this.
Okay.
Lex and Trea.
Uh-huh.
We're picking up with Ken and Kelle left off.
Oh.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm thinking...
I do like orange soda.
I'm seeing y'all in the new version of Set It Off.
Mm-hmm.
Who would be our other...
Who would be the other two people?
Who would Lex and I be?
Y'all would be...
Lex and Drella.
I put Tivney Hattish in there and Kiki Palmer.
Look, and we're going to keep it tight.
Okay.
We're going to do this in-house, and we get a guest appearance from Jada.
Oh, I like that.
Jada kids?
No, Jada.
Him, too.
Both J-Gatars.
We put both J-Dat-A-Las.
in me.
Hey, we just spitball in here.
Hey, we'll put them both in there.
Oh, sweet.
Come on.
We'll put them both in there.
Oh, my gosh.
We'll put Jada weight in there if she wanted to do it.
We'll not go add all the Jada.
All that's crazy.
Shit.
We put all the things.
Oh.
Shit, we'll get a little J on the track.
We will get all the J.
We will get just.
We'll go to Cleveland Avenue and get some.
some jays.
That'd be wearing jays.
Getting jays wearing jays?
There'll be smoking jays with the blue jades.
Oh my gosh.
Y'all going to put us in the 85 movie?
I know y'all are fint to do one.
Absolutely.
I can't wait.
I already got the division.
Cool.
We're ready to work.
Bus driver.
That's my dream role.
Every time we do a movie, we're going to give you a tough ass job.
She's going to be driving the barn.
You're a strong black woman.
You're going to be the male lady, the lady who drive the forklift at the Amazon place.
Yeah.
You're going to deliver some concrete in one movie just randomly.
No, I like that.
Shit like that.
I'm going to be a carpenter one.
Like you say, I feel like that's in my character.
I'm going to have you framing houses on one.
Yes.
Like, I need to be building it out.
And I'm going to make sure you got a pack of cigarettes rolled up in your t-shirts.
Look, I got this.
I'm already.
She's got a little compartment.
I'm ready right now.
You see it?
I got a roll for you.
We ready.
Yeah.
We always ready.
We love a little cameo.
Okay.
Drea, I'm going to have you on there.
I'm going to have you like selling a car or something.
Okay.
You're going to be a sales lady.
Okay.
I feel like you can sell shit.
I can't.
I'm going to have to show her.
She's going to be out in the world making it happen.
Working.
Hard working.
Working nine to five.
We can do a musical and I can sing.
That's good.
Working nine to five.
That's really the movie right there.
You pursuing your singing career.
But she's lacking concrete.
She did hard jobs to make it happen.
Ken the man said I can't do Broadway because my booty to be fag.
It's unprofessional.
They're going to have to put you in like an eight.
17th century movie. That's how you're
dressed coverage. That is so rude.
Ain't nobody brought no ass to Broadway.
Everybody did on Broadway and they have no ass.
Y'all don't think I could be Elfabah?
With that ass?
You're gonna have to do something with that ass.
Oh my gosh.
Too unprofessional, man. Elfabba
ain't have all that.
Yes, I could.
Big asses ain't appropriate for everything.
But why?
They don't feed in certain environment.
Right.
But my butt ain't like that big.
It's like big enough to where people are like, oh, okay.
It's big enough where it'd be like, hey, that's ass.
It's going to be distracting on Broadway?
See, that's what I'm saying.
If it was butt, it might work, but you got ass.
Yeah.
Don't nobody want all that ass and professional stuff?
You don't see no thick mother.
No, man.
That's how law shoes.
I can tap dance.
But she actually can tap dance.
We won't know what's doing the clapping.
No, don't do that.
I don't do that.
I can tap dance very well.
Find something else to do.
Only the one.
phone, though.
I've never seen a thing.
See, that's why I was giving you the roles that I was giving you.
It ain't about to find this.
I want them to actually see your skills.
And when they see you hauling the wheelbarrow and shit,
they're gonna be like, that ain't acting.
Look at her shoulder.
And I've been in a gym, they're even bigger now.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm in character.
I'm ready.
Yeah.
Because we're gonna have to start doing all genres of movies, man.
Facts.
I can do them all.
Yeah.
I can do drama, comedy,
Dramedy what I want to do I'm tired of all the comedy shit we should do a movie about black people that was free during the 1800s
We should do a TV series about free black people doing the 1800s and call that shit Freeman
Freeman yeah like you know how white people can just go to history and completely make up some shit like game of throne
Yeah, what if we end the time
I'm saying like think of us some some black people like we're rich but we like we like we ain't rich but we like we ain't
We were never slaves and we like,
we kind of looking down on everybody
because we got a little paper.
And we just make up the shit as we go along.
Like we like slavery over here
and then like we got our own shit.
We free. We bought our freedom and shit.
And then they tell all our stories
about how we can hit the lick.
You know what I'm saying?
One nigga, he like, he off-mast
and just took everything, burned the plantation down.
Then you learn how to read or some shit.
You know what I'm saying?
And then like your dad was like a scientist or something.
And then he showed.
you some shit and you smart with the nature and you know how to make medicine and shit.
And then you, you lightweight Massa's son, but you hate them.
I need some of that.
You're the, you Massa's side baby.
Okay.
So like, I can see that wrong with you.
You was born free and then master, he didn't love you so he like set you up with the paper.
So you're good on that side, but your family don't accept you.
You really like a cartwright.
Oh, ooh, is a cart right.
You feel me?
Yeah.
So you got like, you got light skin cribby.
They can't talk.
You could talk crazy like a white man and then walk off like a black one.
Carlos, what was your role be?
I just told you I'm the nigger who's burnt the whole plantation down.
Oh, you were the one that burning down.
And I stole all the money and the papers.
And I just, I grabbed me some freedom papers.
So I never ran out.
So I'm scamming, really.
You have a ring.
I got all kind of freedom.
papers with different names on them.
So I'd be traveling around doing fuck shit, but I'm in love.
I'm in love that nigga, but my girl ain't free.
Oh, that's a tragedy.
So my whole thing is I'm using these different identities to try to get her back.
But then I find out she don't even want to leave.
Like I get all the way to the house.
Because she's fucking the mask.
Oh, now that's not she's why she's going to leave.
She's already pregnant and she's showing.
I spent all this time doing that house of baby.
Right.
So guess what I do?
Burn the plantation down.
That's a good movie or a series.
It's a series.
It's 13 episodes for the first series.
I like this.
First season, 13 episodes.
I'm rocking with it.
Hell yeah.
The Freeman.
Yeah.
I like that.
And then I'm going to have all the rappers on them.
But they ain't going to look nothing like rappers.
Everybody's not have to cover their tattoos and shit.
Niggins are going to have wagons.
I'm going to get all the people who was in the background
the centers, they can be in the series.
Okay.
Yep.
Everybody is a job.
Yep.
And I might not be able to afford Ryan Coogler,
but I'm going to get his brother like Brian Coogh.
One of the Coogaloo.
Yeah, Ryan fam.
Oh, we.
We got a Ryan.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
It's their Ryan family.
Yep.
Oh, they all have mercy.
We're going to have all kinds of little shit.
It'd be like a dope-ass.
Django meets Rosewood
Meets
Jango's a really good
Hell yeah
Django was a good movie
Yeah Ben Ray and
and Jamie Fark could have been together
that'd have been a hell of a movie
Don't forget to throw Don Chito
Samuel L. Jackson's who?
Big baby, it's you
Big Baby, it's you.
The baby got smoked.
I need you
to be my little lieutenant.
I need to go rewatch
that movie. I ain't seen that movie alone.
That's one the saddest one
we got right there. I like, I love
that I hate it. I hate that I love it.
It is pretty sad. It's a good fucking
movie, though. Yeah.
I don't like sad movies. I like stuff
they keep me in a happy place.
Going back and watching movies as
an adult now, fuck you up, man.
It do.
Fuck you up. I'm on some
different type of shit. That's why I bought these glasses.
I'll be watching Teller Mundo now,
nigger. They translate? Yeah, they translate. Yeah, they
So when they were-
Are those the middle-glass?
What they be talking about?
Yeah, they're going through shit like us.
Even were.
Spanish people.
I gotta give me.
They got them on the TikTok shop.
Probably.
They probably got some off-bred ones, not the Rayben.
I don't know what they were talking about for the Super Bowl.
I heard everything bad, I knew about everything bad buddy was saying.
What are you talking about?
You know what he was talking about.
Is it work?
No, it ain't not that.
It ain't not that, but watch the TV.
Watch the telemundo.
I've been thinking about getting some in the glasses.
You just convince me.
I didn't know if they're translating.
You don't already have one.
No.
He's the one with the display on the inside of them.
I do, but I don't have those.
I've been going back and forth about it.
Get these, shout.
Step your life up.
Okay.
You used to have all that shit.
Trans late.
Yeah, so if you talk to somebody that speaks Spanish,
it'll pop up in a display on the glass.
I like that.
Okay.
So your Uber driver talking that shit, you like, I'm off.
You can hear that nigger.
That's crazy.
I'm ordering them tonight.
You know, speak of fucking English,
mother fucking nigger.
Ain't going to say that when I go.
I know you got them
pussy and middle glasses on.
I said what I said.
I'm ordering them tonight
next day delivery.
I get the Kikos, me.
We can literally talk this shit all night.
We can't.
But all good things must come to an end.
All the good thing.
Mm-hmm.
Especially this one.
Damn.
I would like to wish you good sisters much love and success on your journeys into the future.
Thank you.
Thank you, Paula.
Continue to strive forward.
And always remember, never listen to what a broke bitch said.
End on.
I'm with you when you're right.
And this, it applies universally.
And do.
It could be a person, place, thing, of feeling an environment.
Because when I walk in that bitch, I let them know, hey, this ain't what you want.
But it is because it's what you need.
Ladies, let them know where they can find you and follow you.
Y'all can follow me on Instagram.
Actually, everywhere is Lex underscore P underscore.
You can watch Poor Minds.
Every Friday, 7 p.m. we drop.
Go to Poorminds.com, register for the email.
We can let y'all know when the tour is coming.
We start touring in May, coming to a city near you.
And then Love Lex P. every Monday morning at 10 a.m.
That's my other show that I have.
You be up at 10 a.m.?
I do. Actually, I wake up on Monday specifically,
because that's an evergreen show, so I have to film it weekly.
So I send it to my editor on, like, Fridays.
And usually he gets it to me late Sunday or early Monday,
so I have to wake up and upload it.
Okay, that's discipline.
Yeah.
I haven't missed a Monday in a year.
My show made a year about a month ago, yeah.
Yeah, it's growing.
It's dope.
It's fun.
It's a good time.
So yeah, Love Lakes P.E.
Every Monday, 10 a.m., go check that up.
Treya.
Miss, you can't build a nigger.
I'm not letting you live that down.
Oh, my God.
We said you can't make a nigger real.
That's what I said.
That's what I said.
But anyways, you can follow me at Drea Nicole on Instagram.
That's Drey and Nicole with 3E's.
On TikTok is Drey and Nicole with 2E underscore.
And then, of course, shopmuse Beauty Collection.com.
That's my cosmetics brand.
I literally have everything on there.
I have lip glosses, lip liners, mascara, eyeliner, jelly blushes, lip plumbers, all of the things.
Huh?
What else you said it was?
What?
Lipsane.
A lip stain.
That's coming soon.
That's coming soon.
But I'm always coming out with new products.
So yeah, shop, music beauty collection.
com.
It supports a black on the business.
And remember, I'm working on some du rags
with some new nanotechnology.
I'm trying to incorporate some stem cells
that'll grow your hair line back to.
Yeah.
While you wear the du rag.
Moneybag mafia is in pre-production
for his new sketch comedy show.
Oh, man, a money bag.
That's dope.
That is.
Congratulations.
He goes undercover.
That's bad bunny.
That's bad bunny.
And he had a lot to do with a lot of those massage parlors closing up, too.
He's been having them all getting a lot of them massages.
And the show is coming real soon.
We can get it out sooner if you want to contribute something to the budget.
We can get that motherfucker out as soon as you send something towards the budget.
We was going to do a crowdfunding.
You know, right now we're going to audit and we are negative and we need support other people to bring the vision to life.
Maybe y'all need to have something to give them.
We don't give them a show.
Like a prayer prank.
We are.
And we're about to do a sweepstate where you can win.
You can get your whole album produced by J.O.N.
Once you pay the entry fee, you got to pay the entry fee, though.
You got to pay the feet up.
Yeah.
Depending on how many songs you got ready,
me and J-O-N already know how much it's going to cost to do your album.
We already can eyeball the work.
We know exactly what you need.
So before you start going off about the price, just remember, without us, the album probably
ain't gonna fucking happen.
So shut your ass up.
We tried it your way.
Look at you're doing it your way.
No well.
What you doing?
Sitting there with no fucking album.
Then I show up and tell you how much did it cost.
You're gonna tell me that it don't cost that, but what the fuck do you know?
Because you don't have no album.
And no disrespect, don't call us until you got the budget.
No, that's right.
That's right.
Even though J.O.N. looked like he'd hunt all day.
He bout his money.
Best believe it, baby.
Any nigger where camouflage overalls really don't give a fuck about your opinion.
Okay.
Because we could do your album or we could not do your album.
Like Wyclef said, you could make this album or you could not make this album.
It's up to you.
Because it's Grammy season.
Yes, sir.
And shout out to Summer Walker.
That's our girl.
I just feel like she needed a shoutout.
We was in her promo for her album.
I know.
She don't get enough shoutouts.
And she just want to be loved that she's shy.
She is.
Yeah.
I love me some summer.
Yeah, she was really nice.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
There's something about that girl.
She's special to me.
And a few more random shout-outs.
I want to give a special shout-out
to Oprah.
I was just talking about her earlier.
I want to give Oprah a shout out.
The icon.
I want to give a shout out to Barry.
My bad.
Barack and Michelle Obama.
He said Barry.
I thought he was going to say Barry White.
Sasha and Malia get a shout out.
Yep.
And I don't know if they still got their dog Boa, shout out to Bo.
Oh, I'm right.
Yeah, shout out to Bo too.
I want to give a shout out to somebody else
that y'all might have forgot about.
I want to give another shout out to Joe Biden.
Oh, damn.
Absolutely.
We did it, Joe.
We did it.
We did it.
Mm-hmm.
Absolutely.
And I want to give a shout out to little Wayne
First Baby Mama Toya.
I love Toya.
I love Toya.
Like family.
Like family, feel me?
Like, no disrespect.
And Fantasia.
I love Fantasia.
These are some good shoutouts.
I just feel like Fantasia.
And Monica.
Mood.
Gunna.
Atlanta's cousin.
Yes.
Sierra.
Big mood.
The whole disturbing of peace family.
Okay.
Any nigga that ever had them clear Air Force War.
I had them.
Shout out to me.
Yeah, them clear mom from them.
Seamy told.
Except mine was like they was, you know, the color at the big,
and they was clear in the frame.
Y'all is wild.
Somebody told me that it was fake.
And I was like, I didn't know that big thing.
And I thought I was so fly.
A couple more and we're out of here.
I want to give a shout out to all the ladies.
They used to be big, and then you got little,
and then you got back big.
I feel like nobody ever acknowledges that.
And to all the slim women that got a little ass on them.
Mm-hmm.
It's your show.
Slim baby.
Mm. They don't get enough.
They don't get appreciated enough.
And before we go out, we want to get one more special shout out.
To all the people who work at fast food,
who don't count sauce.
Mm.
Mm.
This is the most important one.
Thanks.
Facts.
Absolutely.
Well, ladies, it's always an honor and a privilege.
Thank you for having this.
No, thank you.
This is so fun.
Thank y'all for being had.
Thank y'all for being had.
Pause.
Okay.
If you want.
Yeah.
No pause.
I know you said no pause.
No pause.
No pause.
No pausing.
Okay.
And we'll check back in and we'll do an update.
And like I said,
Money bag got a show on the way.
We got a roll for y'all already.
I don't know what your schedule's looking like,
but you want to be a part of this.
This is history.
We're ready to be a part of it.
All right.
Well, folks, there you have it.
Remember, when your friends start getting money
and buying $1,500 curtains.
We're never telling you nothing again.
I thought this was a safe space.
This is never a safe space.
Noted.
Good night, folks.
85 South Shore.
Poor Minds, Moneybag Mafia, J-O-N.
Good night.
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In 2023, Bachelor star Clayton Eckerd was accused of fathering twins, but the pregnancy
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You doctored this particular test twice, Ms. Ellen's, correct?
I doctored the test ones.
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Two more men who'd been through the same thing.
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My mind was blown.
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Laura, Scottsdale Police.
As the season continues, Laura Owens finally faces consequences.
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