The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Stimulus Check - DC Young Fly & Karlous Miller | Ep. 233

Episode Date: April 25, 2020

On this hilarious episode DC Young Fly and Karlous Miller check in with the people and laugh about everything going on in the world. DC and Lous lend their hilarious perspective to the Teddy Riley and Babyface IG Live Battle, NBA Youngboy's emotional situation, and Appolonia and Sheila E's beef. Plus, Karlous Miller brings to the people an all new segement " You Ain't Got no H·oes," where he examines those times where you were accused of having hoes. Things get idealogical when Karlous and DC explain what it would be like if a crackhead was the representative asking for reparations. The crew also gets a lesson in Jamaican slang from the resident rude boy in the studio. The fellas get in to Family Matters and the beautiful Black women of yesterday's Tv shows, what Scooby Doo was really about, and don't forget Johnny Quest!. On this update, DC Young Fly tells the story of his first time going raw and gives us an update on his life at home with his daughter. This is the 85 South Show! This is stimulus comedy from the new kings of comedy! FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I went to Cleveland Avenue and got right. You dig what I'm saying? I'm going to look something up. I said, hold up. We're going to be about Cleveland. I know exactly what going on. We're going to church right quick. They actually had some chicken today.

And the biscuits are buttery. Hold up. Not one, two, maybe three. I thought they did their thing. Yeah. They buttery. They look at my drums there. They like, don't forget about me.

I don't feel like going to go crazy on this shit. Cherish? Hey. On the, what did they hear? This is what I was going to ask you, though. On the third? This is what I was in. Oh, on the wind.

Corona got to make the fuck up. That barbecue that's out there by there they're gonna be in the parking lot. Hold up. Which one? Which one? The people will be out there in the parking lot. One thing ain't really too far away.

Try out. Food, that ain't getting no restaurant. I just figured that they were closed back here. Right, right, right, right, right. Even if it's a nigga, my name will be cooking for a year. I know. Why you been outside? Why you ain't got no restaurant yet, bro?

I ain't went on. Oh, what's doing that? Oh, it's great. It'd be pat, though. You know who, uh, who you fight on? This motherfucker right there across the street. Who? In their parking lot, right?

That's the best barbecue out of the head in Atlanta. That shit right though? This is it. This is it. Damn it. No. Like the Britsky. What?

I did not eat that crock pie and barber. Hey, boy, that shit, out the chain. These nigg is right here across the street. You have to coast. barbecue in the city. I got it.

Really? That shit is good. Who? The motherfuckers are right there. Where is it? In the West end? The restaurant actually right there. They just be out back there.

In the restaurant? No, it ain't a restaurant. Really. It's right there across the street. That shit is good as fuck. They'd be out there cooking in a little bit. What they used to. I don't know if they're even allowed to do shit like this.

I got them to touch Nick King Kyle. I'm saying, too many barbecued, you knicker, right their ass. thing air. They go right back to cooking, boy. The shack. I take to me. Yeah, that's it. That's straight. It's the best barbecue in the city. If a nigga ain't put me on to that shit. Old South Barbecue on South Com good as fuck, too.

I'm gonna stay away now. They just look like some folks. But they got some good ass barbecue. Anyway, they're gonna call Canada. I'm staying away from. I got Hickok. I'm a grown-in-man with the E-Coo. Sometimes I thought you just be too old for shit. I'm grown that man with the hicckel. I can't even talk.

You know what? Everything is it. I can't go over. Please. I didn't got the hiccup. I hate that shit. I hate that shit. That means I'm still growing.

The fuck. How am I growing that? I'm one of my head that got big. head I got me I got hiccup Hey bro, y'all scared of the coronavirus because y'all still meeting up What you mean? They've been meeting up

But we're deeply compassionate, boy, I ain't lying this motherfucker plus Mmm, thank you. Hey, motherfucker, bush. Hey guys, when I real the blood, I put a lot of weed in it. What you're supposed to do? Hey, guy. If you guys don't put as much meat in your blood as I do, you guys are cool.

Who the fuck brought this pussy-ass-a-plett? Man, we're trying to set out. I'm young. Oh. Oh. No, they know. I made that up. No, I made that up, but that shit sounds like he got up. That shit looks like he's in here already. Shut up.

We don't got a plant. Y'all just dug that I bought something too. That was a last minute idea. You know what? I'm gonna take this plant with you. Who are about the plant? They high. Oh, shit.

We never had no planting in the trap. They're gonna swear. be growing weed they're gonna swel be growing weed niggins that i already took my post down on instagram about the blunt you're blunt the fattest book and oh 420 every picture of you bro i'm smoking the blood smoke everyone dc they get so attended you have 10 million followers man it doesn't know and i bet majority of people who follow me do cocaine you are the young malcolm ex man you have to be a leader man i am hold up game god too safe I am a leader.

You got a ghost dreadlock on you. Listen, I am a leader. Listen. They'll take that down, but won't stop everybody selling pussy on Instagram. Hey, you'll be the voice of the white people at Instagram. Every time I post this shit, it's a hundred fake page of fun at the time I'm so. You have a fat cock. Watch my story.

If you only like news, follow me. I need all the fine. Bitch, anybody following you, and every time I go block their pay. It's about four, 500 people. already following a fake ass who the fuck is following these people y'all ain't getting that much pussy they're gonna them the box that you get the ones that be under my comments be saying shit like I'm cute and nobody care for real the motherfucker be tripping like why they'll show up and be like name a bitch

finer than me everybody I'll wait you're gonna be a block you're gonna be waiting for life so sick of One of them left a comment that said, am I ugly? I was like, as fuck. Motherfucker would like, follow me. I'm going to delete my page. I'm like, to activate that bitch, bud. No, nobody want to see your ass.

Or they'll be posting something random. The motherfucker will be like, hey, I got Lisa and dash nudes on my page. Who the fuck is Lisa? The motherfucker's be like, I post all the fight videos. Who gives a shit? But you don't get your 1998 ass on. We passed a fight video. I post all fight videos.

Man, it's so stupid ass on. Tell the truth, one of the last time you seen a good fight video on the round. Boy. A good. Kim Kardashian. Well, her and Courtney. Yeah, yeah, with her sister ass. Y'all see that shit.

Oh, I just said, Mom is so used to. And then I said, me, Courtney, me and Chloe, you know, whenever, if we're sick, you don't care about stuff. Like, if she, if it's the Saturday. But you act like I don't do shit. Do you know all I. You have this narrative in your mind. No, no, no, no, I will literally fuck you up.

You're literally, I will literally, I will literally you up. Come here. You guys, my daughter's sleeping. Don't ever come at me like that. You too, I swear to God, I'll punch you in your face. Don't fucking use it. Dillie and don't stop.

Okay, stop you too. Okay, stop. Hold up. We're Courtney fired on her end. My, my. My, ah! Uh-uh, Kim did. Now, Courtney, he's trying.

She hit her in the leg. Oh, I always saw the part when he was in the hole. Oh, no, she hit in the leg and she was like, bitch, um. You see that? She's about that had three times. I said, boy, Kim is a gangster. And you can tell they've been like angered up since like they was back then. Like, bitch, this was a slap for four years ago.

Oh! Anytime you get to find with your siblings, you're building. Ain't nothing like a good sibling fight. You gotta have one. Anybody, anytime you get to fame with your family, You've been one to be there for a long time. Ain't lying. Everyone, I'm going to tear his ass up.

Nick Tain do this shit. Who? He knows. Okay. We'll just keep us up to date on me. I will. You'll mic up? I'm going to be like, he'll change man.

He did. He's been doing great. He's been doing great. I think it's finally getting to him. Let's getting to him. Joe, I'm like, I think it's finally getting to him. He's doing wonderful. What did the blunt go?

I don't think I can take too much of this shit. I ain't lying. Damn it, I don't know where I fuck I just put that blunt, Lord. Well, uh, we ain't doing no, no that shit. Somebody running the tape back. I was seen it. Let me see your last movement. You were like,

Boy, Kim Kardashian, boy, she slept the hell like that bitch. That was the last time I, boom. I told you. That bitch failed. Okay, okay, all right. Shit. Who shall find it? Seekin, you shall find.

You did. You did. Speak it. Oh, bro. Bro, your mic's sitting here like you don't disappear, bro. That's your mind. No, it ain't. My mic on.

Oh, they thought another fucking was cool. Hello. They thought another nigga gonna come. Hell no. Hello? Ooh, yeah. Shut up, bitch. I get to fuck with another nigga Mike who wasn't gonna be here.

He, nigger, hi. Y'all hi. Y'all have forgot to set up. And we're live. We need too many. We need two minutes to smoke and get the intro to get... Look at this blunt, though, I wrote. Jesus. Jesus. I thought this is the intro.

This shit for real. Jesus. Ain't this damn shit to be playing with this, nigger. All the time out. I ain't a shit rocks. Hey, man. What you've been doing in the quarantine? I know your ass better at the house.

I can't get out of the house. I can't do it, bro. Send in the house, like, uh-uh. Free all my pot on that locked up. Because sin in the house, that would feel like... Like, you get to be locked up when you get to go home. You know how something to be free, but they still got to be free.

to go to jail what you've been doing the past the time if y'all didn't realize how long we got their date was I ain't gonna lie watching my kid bro a day long as a motherfucker we ain't got no excuse motherfucketing my day ain't got time oh nick you got time and it's all blood time nigger let a motherfucker tell me they ain't got time man I'm business nick you are not busy ain't nobody got 24 hours worth of shit what what the day you working walking around thinking about shit you want to do but I need to be at the store right now I need to be Man, a day long as a motherfucker. People are like, it's only so many hours in a day.

Bitch, you ain't getting up early enough. I can't do it. I've been watching my little girl. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. If I hear this shit, one more time. What? What? She in the room screaming like you?

See, you ain't got any girl, so you don't know what that is. That's frozen, nigga. I thought she was screaming like you, then. That's frozen. I like, niggas she rocked around the house doing the D.C. lap. That's frozen, nigger. I can hear a voice coming through the head. Climbing mountains.

Loading her the other way. Man, I'm sick at that. You rogue as hell for buying her that damn clip-off. Let me tell something. She would not take that shit out her head. She go to sleep in it. She's like, Daddy, can you take it out? Because it's her in my head, so I'd go to sleep.

But she was like, can you lay it right next to her pillow? right here next to her pillow she won't the one polar tail next to her pillow listen she's bad bro she's not a twerking in everything she's like daddy i'm like let's hell you got one little screen in your head don't do that she's talking about some i want some cuckold pasta man you're gonna create a monster man you better put fucking around i'm just giving a motivation it was really fun to bring some kids are hilarious bro just watching them just do them be they had their own little personality they do seem like they grow over night my My son came downstairs, man.

I looked at that nigga feet. It looked like he had costume feet on, man. No. That niggins feet big as a little motherfucker. Clun, clon, clon, clon. That's good. He ain't wearing your shoes. Hell no.

I think he's gonna shoot straight past mine. What's how you think he is? I wear 11. I know for a fact this nigga wear a 10 and a hat. Oh, that's a rap. He's been to be all in your shoe. My little girl, I don't know what shoes. I'm gonna trick him.

I'm gonna go to 11 in a half. I'm like, you're toes. You ain't through growing yet. Ooh, you ain't buy him no too big shoes yet? Uh-uh, I ain't that type of parent. See, you got a little bit of appreciation. My little girl, she do not care. I think she doesn't have been like her shoes.

Think she got to do her shoes? Yep, she keeps on them small shoes all like they fit. I'm like, all right. You're saying that. I ain't saying that. We got our Haitia come to fix the mic. That nigga, Jamaican. Don't call them Haitian.

Jamaican? Oh, Jamaican. My bad boy, I walk. What? No, boy, I don't want to get shot. I'm saying, man. I'm fucking around with them people. My bad Jamaican, bumo-clot!

What the fuck is the mumbo clock? It's like, what the fuck? No, it's like, um, bumble clock's like, yeah, like fuck you. But y'all say mumbo clock like all the time. Yeah, I mean, fuck you, motherfucker, all type of shit. It's just a bad word. That's how fucking raw Jamaicans are. You don't need to know what it means.

There's no shit bad when you hear. It's all kind of clots, nigg. Ross clock. You don't want none of that shit. My favorite shit that Jamaicans call people when they're mad. call people when they're mad is a pussy holes. Pussy, I'm like, it's another one though. It's-Ross Clot.

What the fuck is that? Like the assholes. Oh, Ross Clot. Y'all said that shit holl at Ross-Claught. I'm like, but whatever he just said, that shit hurt. Ross-Claught. Yeah. Bumb-Block, Ross-Claught, Pussywad, boy.

Ooh, I'm gonna cussleck. Hold up, give you one more. One more, it got to be a full sentence. Bumb-Block, Ross-Claught, Pussywad, boy. What you. Bitch, fuck, nigga. That's what I'm really mad. See, that's when you were supposed to mix the patois in there.

If you knew some patois, you would have enough to make an insult. What's a patois? Oh, you don't... I ain't got no niggas. There's no Jamaican. These, he's a nigga dialect. Yeah, it's like, yeah. What's patois?

Yeah, it's like a little French, creole type shit. All right, words y'all made up, but what it means? Exactly. It's like slang, you know, I mean, Jamaica is colonized by British, you know what I'm saying, so. Right, I know. How they spit it is like how we cut off words here, like it's slain. Right. So Opatwa it just means slain.

Oh, okay, okay. Why can you just ain't say that any? Because it's a certain kind of thing. Rastafo! There, I don't fold up all right. Man, just stop because it's... Boom, because of God, Ross cut, pussy wide, boy. The Jamaicans are in the comments going crazy, posting flags right now.

But y'all should be happy that somebody want to say that shit. But they don't. They get offended. They're like that. You know, like that shit. We changed the culture. They're like a nigga saying, you know what I mean? You like, look at this nigga, hearing you not to say it.

You know, me? Like, look at that nigga, he's stupid. I'm just like now with the, like the London rappers. You know, they got London drill rappers. So they've been going back and forth for online. But the insult, so they got the whole shit where it's like on TikTok and Twitter, you know, all the social media. Yeah, they like. What the fuck are they talking about?

They're like London gangster shit. I should shoot you with a stop. But they're mad. They're mad. They're mad. They're mad. They're mad because they're mad because they're mad because they're not about a slang.

Like you're playing them like a pussy. I'll run up with you on. Like you think you're so funny games so you get stabbed, y'n't it. Ain't no niggins is really bought that shit too, but they're not, they would cut you. They will cut you. Then that's when you got to come back to shit. And then call you bro. For real.

Bro. This is here, bro. Fuck that. Bambach, Ross clock. Pussawatt, boy. I need one more, bro. It got to be four. O.G. give me one more.

You got to have four. You got to have four. It got to be faux. Bumbleclad, Ross, cusset wide, boy. Tadier fuckery. I like that one, but that way you've been talking with, you know what I'm saying? You know, you know somebody.

Tirefockery. They're like, damn. Come on, you're cussing out in Jamaica. Puss-o-aw-U-S-Wars. You can't say the B-Wat. Blood clot. Blood. Why we can't say blood clot?

Why we can't say blood clot? No, no, that was another one. But what blood clot mean, like, nigga, you got shot, but... Man, it's a whole lot of insults you can say. Yeah, blood cluck your mama. Oh. Yeah. Hold up, run that shit about me one more time.

I don't think I would smoke it when you... Suck your mama. When you said the main part, I'll like, yeah, I think I got... Blood cluck. I'm saying the cloth that woman used to use back in the menstrual. The claw. Niggas saying clot. Y'all y'all, y'all knickers, we've been saying blood clot.

That's what they say. But it's a cloth. But y'all, it's the Creos shit that's the departure. Yeah. Come on, man. Educate. Put so on and tired on the fucking. That's crazy that we're having this conversation because I was listening.

I listened to juvenile, right? The juvenile got that Louisiana dialect. You ever noticed that? That nigga made some shit rhyme that didn't rhyme. What happened? What the dialect from Louisiana? Juvenile. What did he say? What the nigga say?

He said, uh, I'm gonna knock the pussy out chair, get the moucher. Yeah. The mout, no h. I knew what that mean. I ain't never had that mouth. I want some mouth. No, I want some mouth. I want that mouth chair.

You got to have that mout chair. You got to have that mouchet. You're not gonna put a out chair. That nigga be saying some of the color shit. I still don't think he gets appreciation. I think he get the appreciation they need. He definitely had a lot of slain. That nigga said, I'm a T.C. soldier, New Orleans Stunner.

If a bitch leave me, I'm gonna take everything from her. Leave how you came, tell your mona clean your rum up. I'mma find me some new pussy and buy a four-runner. That's poetry. Leave how you came. Tell your mom to clean your room up. Dig what I'm saying? Real gangster shit.

Walk in your house and be like, clean your room. He know you what if that's a medical condition? You walk with a limb because your nuts heavy for real Like your nuts are heavy enough to strain the veins and your legs To make you have a distinguished walk like it's clearly affected your caveman's gate that your balls are this heavy like whatever those balls feel with Is this you got teflon balls? Concrete nuts Shit what if they were heavy could they tend to hell I don't even know if that's really some shit you would brag about think about it like if you was in the position And you was the nigger with the big balls

You you had big ass balls like you knew your balls was bigger than everybody else and this to the point where you had to go see a specialist and shit Your mom and then was worried about you growing up you need to go to you know taking pills they said but they didn't do nothing You just got these big ass balls You pull them out even when girls see them they're like I never seen no balls that bit It's like you embarrassed counting about it like you're insecure about these big ass ball All it's gonna take is for one time

You fall out with your girl Fuck you, average dick, big ball having ass knicker Not the whole neighborhood, no The whole neighborhood You can't wear shorts Can't really hoop because it hurt Not no sweat pad

You can only wear like Nike compression Boxer brief You actually have to ice your nuts after physical activity. These balls clearly too big for you. Like these balls were made for somebody who was like 6, 8, 320. But they are on you.

On your regular frame, these balls are causing all the stress in the world. Your shoulders hurt. Ha! My fucking shoulders is hurt like the spine fucking. The back is curved and shit.

They got about 8, 9 pounds of balls. They don't do nothing special. They're just big. It's fucking. Can't hear from the back can they clang it all in a stomach. They hurt when they hit. He ain't really the weight that he is They cause headaches and shit. You all don't 60 minutes talking to him I'm 140 but my ball's like 25 pounds You actually had a ball reduction. Yeah, I still have 10 pounds of balls

They got 10 pounds of ball They grow back like titty's And the older you get they just keep getting longer and longer I think I put a hand up on the air when you get up. Yep. I'm gonna be a beautiful day. Can't sit out on these balls like that. Sit out properly.

And what's going on? Just put him in their position. Yeah, and you're sensitive about them too. Can't nobody make jokes around you? Can't talk about the baseball game? You saw what he did, he hit a long ball. Hey man, are you trying to be facetious right now? See, if he was me, I'm gonna give him for it.

I want to go for, I always walk around to my draw. It's like, hit that nigga go, man. Hit that nigga go right up. Should it is what it is. I got to walk, I got little deep balls, so do everybody else. See, that's what I'd be saying. Like, women get breast reductions all the time. A man will never go get a dick reduction.

Never. That bitch can break your back. You'll just wheel around on a skateboard, nigh, and everybody respect you. They'm like, what's wrong with that man? Nothing. Just got a whole bunch of ducon. just got a whole bunch of dick can't walk me i get advice from him i talk to him man they got a book i read it listen that guy is amazing the thing is that this man says it's like he's been there

before hey man it's our hero man i'm telling you man where i come and talk about this nigga just downtown in a wagon dick hanging off the side behind a blanket he just a blink he just said a blink They're just calling the O.G. Craveported by he can't keep a bitch. He can't keep a bitch. What are he going to do with her? You can't keep a bit. That's a downfall.

Hey, man, everybody wants to be the biggest, Lord. Can't keep the bitch. This thing is retarded, man. I just been thinking the done-ass shit. That's what happened when you do in the corona shit. No, man. No, that's the thing about it. Stupid shit.

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What happened? I don't know. What the fuck been happening, man? The 14 ain't going on. They're talking about Atlanta fin to come back out. Oh, let's just go ahead and start it up. Bro, tell us about your 420. What happened?

Shit, I was in the house like you one, nigga, shit, smoking. Nah, I mean, Instagram took my post down by my blunts. I don't know what. What? Let's talk about it. They took my post down. How do you feel as a black social media influencer, and they take your post down? Does that affect your audience?

I don't know, because bitch is sending puts on that motherfucker every day and they don't get to take it down. That's your argument. Yes, any post I post on right now. It's fake page up on the sending coochie right now. Now this is my question. question is it a fake page selling coochie uh-huh or is it a real page selling fake coochie it's a it's a nigga behind that selling fake coochie oh think about it's the niggins who make a fake profile think let me ask you this other question about some bro they're

talking about niggers but it's them like you you got to be a sick-ass nigger to lure niggins thinking you a woman making money i'll do this to you. What you'll do? Let me tell you what I do. Nicker what? No, you are here. It's a niggins out here. That's paying the jack off. Huh?

Think about it. They are actually spending money to basically jack off. Right. Watch another girl Coochie. Pay her. No, fuck that. They didn't skip over all the free shit and went straight to buying it. For real? Yeah. That's what we're at with this.

Fuck all that free shit. Everybody's seen. these motherfuckers are specific in the targets they are buying it they have this shit called only fans oh what they these you have the they have to pay to talk to these bitches so if a nigga want to send a message they'd be like hey in the next video suck your titty he gotta pay three dollars to tell her that you laughing but this is dead the fucks i had this whole tell me about this game everything that they do on that they get paid for Only fans? Only fans.

About to make me one. Yes, sir. I'm gonna get my account right now. Did you get to watch in there the baby face of Teddy Riley shit? Fuck it, I lost them. Should have saved that one for later. Hold on. You're talking about Teddy Ryder when they lost connection?

Yeah. Man, them old ass niggas. Yeah, I've seen that shit. Shit, fun of hell, man. They're like church. God damn it. We got the whole congregation in here. Y'all goddamn see, I told Pousin' about that.

about that goddamn new technology. The crazy thing is I was working audio for him. For real. You were back now, bro. What happened, bro? So only they got them cut the motherfucking live off. All I did would plug the motherfucking ox cord in. All right.

Push shit was loud and fucking. Then we tried to get back on that bitch. And you know, once you go live for, you run out of time, then you go back on live, then cut your audio off. Did you know that? No. Like if you're safe minutes,

me and you talking shit on live for an hour then the shit cut off and they were like what did you get back on then you get back on you ain't gonna be able to hear shit down that pussy that little fuck tan around them shit up like that man the first time they actually do something live it actually go wrong hey and proved him right that nigga baby face was so gangster with his he was he was talking so much shit but people wasn't catching that no man that nigga was just talking gangster shit he was like oh remix is counting this it doesn't mean Matt, I don't do remixes anymore.

That nigger says some shit. I don't know if it was that. He was like, on one of them, after they were playing songs, I think the niggas says a shit, like, yeah, that's cool. But after they play that, they gonna wanna play something like this. And then play this shit. Oh, man, baby, cote. Niggins don't understand, nigger.

His resume, man. The game he was dropping before he pressed his song, though. That niggins said, you know, my. Michael Jackson called me and asked me to set up a date with him and Tony Braxton asked me if I could do it and then we made this song and he played this song and he played this. My niggum baby! Ain't that n' baby?

Crazy. That was cold because I didn't see it and I just got excited. I'm like, damn. Tell Rale had some shit too, but he got to, that nigga got to get his sound right. That nigga was like, hello? Hello? Hold on what? Hello?

Y'all can hit me? Nah! You nigga tried to do the live as a group. Burr, I got the joke. I ain't said the joke nowhere. You know, I ain't been on stage. Right. This is my theory.

Teddy Riley's sound kept fucking up. Right. Yeah! Because he got the Magnus holding this. Go tio. Your ass is in trouble. The hell is wrong with you, man. We apologize.

We apologize. Fuck y'all, that man got the most perfect go-tie I ever seen. That bitch is, it's magnets holding that. It's like refrigerator. It's got on that. That motherfucker ain't got a hell out of place He didn't do it He told what they went to his face

They stick They stick on, where that shit stick on It goes Hey, bro I'm so wrong with this dick He told me they met So when they crooked The nigger who'd be painting that bitch on, be like, hold on, bro, I got you.

Boy, you stupid. At first, I ain't need no that potato ride. I thought I was D.N. Hugel. You're stupid. Amen. They don't got D.L. Huguel in the church. Hey, what's up, man? Carlos Mill over here at the 85 South Show.

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It's been some wild shit. They got D.L.L. in devotion in the church. There's been some wild shit going on. Why this thing is crazy, bro? Mm-hmm, mm-mm. Let me hit that weed. Oh, there you go. Oh, man.

I've been watching it. Look, my eyes been like there the entire time. My bet. I'll be forgetting. I would let you enjoy it, but I was just like, is he thinking about me? Hey man, when y'all watch the footage, you're gonna see me try to get a negative blunt at least two times and he's just, he act like he didn't see me. I was like, I was like,

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! But the only good thing you can say is, at least I ain't smoke it up. You did. You put it out. You put it so you did.

I am respectful. Oh, there's some good shit right here. Chad be keeping us up on the news. I don't know when you're going to see this shit, but it says right here, Apollonia and Sheila E are beefing. Who? I don't know if you know about Apollonia and Sheila E. And Vanity Six.

These are like the light-skinned lady trilogy. These are the first batch of original light-skinned women. You can ask anybody who older enough. At one point in time, they was the only light-skinned women. I'm telling you, it was Abilonia, Sheila E. and Vanity Six. And any nigga in here old enough to know, no, I ain't bullshit. That's the first three original light-skinned women. I don't know where the fuck they came from and Prince found them.

These are women that Prince found. So whatever they're beefing about, it's some light-skinned shit. One of the motherfuckers want to be credited with who being first. And now we don't know who it is, but I don't know. Sheila E. could play the shit out of some drums, and I loved her. I grew up on her music. Abolonia was, oh my God, she is fucking, that was probably one of the prettiest women. She still is.

She probably wanted to be. And when it's all set and done, she will go down as one of the prettiest women. It's like her look changed the whole. What about Tratis? I don't even know. That bitch would wrestle? What? No, we're good on that.

That's what I'm saying. Without Apollonia and Vanity and Sheila Eat, there would be no Trish Stratis. There would be the biggest tinnis in the world. You're like, bitch, I know your tinnis ain't that big Trish Stratis. Trit Stratis, I know your tithes in that bitch. She'd just be like, I'll beat any bitch up in the ring. You're like, damn, don't tinnis, big Trish Trattis.

You got to say a whole name, Trit Stratis. Those tith, bitch, Trich, shit. Then here come China, I will. Shut the fuck up, China. Trish Trattis got the biggest tinn as I've ever seen. Fuck. Trish Trattis. Wow.

I love Trish Trattis, man. That was our first, that was my first light-skinned bitch Elba. And she would fight? For real. That was your first one? First light-skinned bitch. Trish Trattis. She was the sexiest wrestling bitch alive. Oh, that was the first light-skinned lady. I think the first light-skinned lady I liked was, uh, it was a tall.

toss up between Sandra and Denise from the Cosby Show. See, a lot of people that, they didn't catch, like, it was, I don't know exactly what season, Sandra got real, real fine. Talk about the D's with a Dread. Now, this is before all that. Oh, I was about to say. Yeah, but her too. She was fine, though, but. Yeah.

Denise Hux. Shit. Bum McLeod, Roger Codd Pusser. I like both of them. Shout out to Denise and Sandra Huxstable. They was cold. Denise just come back like she was on pills. I was like, damn.

This been crazy. She was, though. Oh. Yeah. My dad? I knew she had that little bad girl now. Nah, but Denise fine. Yeah, and I'm old enough.

Like, I know what's trying is. And I know what it was. And I'm like, oh, I was tripping. This is fine. You feel, me? Like, Denise, now, dread, not that little bad? Most different. Yeah, most different.

Because she stayed fine for all that time. I was just young. I was too big looking at Trish Strats. Now, see. Oh, that Trish Strattis. Yeah. That's what TV missing, man, TV used to have some fine-ass black women on that bitch on every show. Yes, it did.

Laura, come on now. You thought Laura was fine? What? Laura? She put the show how cut in the game. Laura was decent. She wasn't fine as Myra Munkhouse, though. She definitely wasn't fine as Morrow.

What? Mara Mughouse was... She definitely was fine and in Mairra, though. I mean, Mara was fine to her, but she made the shirt look good. And, you know, her friend, too, do it. The light-skinned one? She was fine. She was cool, too.

Yeah, sir. But you know what made, like, real natural beauty? What? Want to try to do too much? Sister, sister. But hold up. Before you go to sister, sister now, you didn't sit here and name all the women, all family matters. And we didn't say friends.

But look, we didn't name everybody on the show. And Judy was the freak. Ain't that a bitch? Little Judy. Judy was the freak. Judy grew up and did, porn-o and everything. She fucking all out the ass and some most stuff. But that ain't.

Yeah, that's the same. even funny show. That's hearsay. It ain't like we saw a video on that. That's why you got to keep eyes on your kids. It ain't like they made a video and sold it or nothing. The Judas was always. It ain't like she was on that fucking one of the most popular porn stars in history. Whatever. It ain't like no it's okay. It ain't like everybody that ain't seen. Whatever.

Moving right along. Watch your kids. Watch your kids. Come on now. They got to learn someone. I won't even do like gossipy shit. But they we got to say this because it's funny as fuck, bro. The NBA young boy, Kodak Black Live, that they remix and put the singing on. For real, I didn't even see, I didn't even pay in the shit. Nika, you are asleep.

That's something of funny and shit. You're talking about this girl right here. My wife? You're talking about my wife? It's out my house that I paid for. Not a big dance daddy-de-da-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. I ain't ever excepting no one think from her in my life. Why?

Because y'all be playing with me, bitch. Like I need a girl for something. Now, I don't give anything she ever asked me. I ain't never asked for nothing. She bought me two pair of shoes. I ain't, I don't think I ever woo. I don't think I ever wore a pair of them bitches. But with them black shenow shoes.

Tell me why this bitch-jazz, nigga, spoke on me from jail. What a fuck you even watching me? You're supposed to be a gangster though, but you're watching me from jail. Man, you is a bitch. For real? All they be, for real, they friends. Yeah, they're not. They're friends.

But they used to be probably, but they probably not no more. Because people grow up and then you'd be like, fuck you. No, that shit beat. He didn't have to say her bitch and his daddy like that. He didn't know. He went crazy on that man. He didn't have to do it. He didn't have to do it.

He never bought me nothing. I'm like, In the house I paid for? Not a bitch-ass daddy! I don't know when I may ever be able to say that in life, but I'm saying that. If I didn't say that about my girl, that. No. Because you know him, it's fucked up.

He's a good dude. Even if you want to say, they're hot, the whole fault. You know what I'm saying. You're going to say a bitch-ass day. That's some cold shit to say Ain't a nigga know how to fight

What? That's the crazy part They don't bitch that ain't bought shit This at the answer They don't bitch and dad ain't by shit Right Then the nigga said I wouldn't even take shit From her ass I think she bought me some shoes I ain't even wet them bitches

I don't like I don't like nigga Why you ain't wear a bitch? It kept going on I ain't wear that shit little Why you ain't wear that shit little? Why you ain't That shit, bro. You know, you know you're scared when your lips loose at him. I hope the next day he felt bad as fuck and wore both pair that same day, man.

I hope a nigga ain't that goddamn heartless, man. I hope a nigga wore at least one pair of them bitches by now. He tried them on and took them out. He's like, yo, they fit. But she said it like she was there when he was about to wear him. He was like, no, put them bitches up. I ain't where them bitches did I assume you can see this she was hurt I don't know what the fuck that was about but apparently Kodak said some shit in the comments on on one

of them shits and he said me all right they're gonna get out and start making some money but they're just going to show you how fragile motherfuckers is and now think about this right what if it would have been some positive shit they ain't one of my me wouldn't even made it to this shit what if the niggins would have got it in the comments like hey this young nigga go I fuck with him. I can't wait to touch down to do some music with it. Because he did say that on another video. You feel it, but they didn't post that.

See, maybe that's the more fragile shit. Maybe the nigger did say that and got ignored and then said some bitch-ass shit. Who knows? But what we gotta do as a commuter that start promoting a positive, like how Shade Room got 18 million followers of watching people shade each other. Right. Why don't we have a page 18 million followers about positive shit that we just look? I would love to go to an all black page promoting nothing, but good shit by

motherfucker, I'm looking. I just go to like, damn, somebody else created to be in this, that's motivation to me. Oh, that was so up. Somebody got the shit going on. That was suck. I like that shit. I'm gonna make one. I'm tired of niggling, fuck.

I see another nigger yell on Instagram. What is wrong with you? Another nigger at another nigger you ain't looking at. I ain't been around no jerky movements in a long time. What is this nigger doing? I was like, do you need some real? She'd be making me mad, bro. bro she'll be making me man i totally understand my name my bad let me need the blood

appreciate it land it up with the 85 this is controversial shit and i don't even know we should mention this but that dude who live over there in their place this beefing with america is in critical condition after heart surgery allegedly that's what happened no career kem jung on kim jung on what happened to king jong they said he had heart surgery but that might just be a rumor he might pop up and be like bitch you lie you know how he do So that's why I want to say it because, you know, you say certain shit and then put it on the internet and then they find keywords to try and then you don't want to be associated with certain motherfuckers. Right. You know, just like when you post the video, nigga, do you ever know when we post some shit? It'd be two thumbs down already. It's two motherfuckers that automatically ain't gonna like this shit.

I don't even. Me either. They could eat a well dick. Pussywad, Mama Claude. They get eat a well dick ass first. Now that's an insult. Nah, if you Google some fucking insults, some shit. like Google. I said Google. What the fuck that comes from?

I don't know, it's like y'all who asked G's together. You Google, if you Googles some shit. Maybe that's how you just said, bitch, look me up on you. You haven't seen Portuguese? You ever heard a nigga talk Portuguese? That's probably the funniest shit ever, bro. The bro, and listen to somebody to speak Portuguese. I had a fan of my, of my shit. He was talking Portuguese. He was like, I'm Germany, but I speak Portuguese.

Oh my say that shit. He's like, you're really, like, Anna. I used to look up insults and shit from the, like, earlier centuries and there was one that I saw this is I hope your wife gives birth to a centipede and you have to work for shoes for the rest of your life

that's a lot of fucking shoes that's a lot of fucking shoes I hope your wife get printed by a centipede I hope your wife gives birth to a centipede and you have to work for shoes for the rest of your life that's a thoughtful ass insult that took so much thought make up one just make up one

you ain't never heard before Alright, I hope your wife get a tree pregnant and you gotta dig dirt. Give me the lighter, asshole, give me that lighter, man. Fucking asshole. Can't stand this dude. Fuck you, man. I just seen the plant and I got an idea. What?

That's where I came from. That was a thought, you get one of that, nigga shit. You see. Let me think of a good, of a good insult. We ain't in the type of niggins. Like a good, like a good, I can't wait to see this nigga so I can tell him. He is a pussy, but the fool, I can't wait. Like, we don't, we don't be waiting for that.

Like, I don't, I don't, I'm waiting to. Whoop a nigga ass, you hear me? I ain't got shit to say to a nigga. What's my in so fuck that pussy-assad, bro? Hey, what's some of the hardest, one of the hardest ones you ever heard, though? I ain't gonna skip thinking, like, doing it with it. Like, I remember at a comedy show, the nigga was bombing. This nigga in the crowd stood up and said,

Hey, nigga, kill yourself and I pay for the funeral. Time. You know what made me bring this whole shit up? I was listening to this rapper from Chicago, man, and they got this shit. This shit. That's the craziest rap I haven't heard. This nigga had a line where he said, fuck your homie, he did.

Most of them niggas got hit in the head. And then he just kept saying that part like, fuck your homies he dead. Fuck your homie. I was like, I'm gonna be dead serious about that shit, boy. Dead to fuck. I'm talking about dead to fuck. Y'all, DTL. Don't say that.

That might be a game. I'm scared. Because at all, and you never know this nigger, all the three. All the acronyms can be anything. CDC, boy, that's, boy. Hey, you put three letters together. They can't pull up on your ass. ABC gang, y'all.

You're like, my nigga. How y'all gonna take the ABC? I'm talking about you can make up some shit that you ain't never even heard up. Some niggins gonna be like, yeah, that's my hood. TTF. Nigger, A1,6. See, I haven't switched up and put a number in

and niggas still gonna swell. A1-6, cause we're on the A-Side, but they got 16 streets. And we're on the 16-1. Come on. See, I shit be that deep, bud. Yo, nigga be raping everything. I wrote this big tape.

This motherfucker won't stay lit. Y'all rep Jesus. I don't care. Who you click yet? Who your OG? Yeah. I didn't let this blunt 22. Do we rock with the same OG?

Okay? I hear you. A.B.C. I didn't lit this blunt 22 times. Yeah. Because if you need smoky, it'll go out. Real blunt shit. Yo.

You gotta have them blunt that they fuck with you. Like, hey, my nigga, I see you chill. I'm gonna just go on that bun on that. Consider it with you. Yeah, consider it. I'm gonna say. You ain't never heard the blunt. You're like, why didn't you put that bitch out?

He just... I don't know what it is. I just... If I've been smoking this bitch all day, I know I had this. In this chair, I gotta sit like this for some reason. I don't know. Yeah, I just want some shit over my shoulder. I just feel, I told you this shit makes me feel like...

That's a pastor chair. That's a old master chair. No, this Dr. Claw. I'll get you gadget. Next time. Next time. The cat... Look, I turned around and just had the arm sticking out.

You remember Dr. Claudeyne? Who that was? You remember when somebody expected gadgets on the other joint? Who was Dr. Claude? And they thought you didn't know they expected gadgets on? Yeah, because I did. I was just talking about the other expected me. You got to understand.

Nineties babies grew up in two generations, bro. Exactly. We still young and we know the old school, but we the first nigga that caught the millennium shit too, though. Right. You feel, me. Like, we grew into that. We made that so raven. We made that so raven hot.

Who the fuck? Proud family. We made that proud family. See, I miss a lot of that. See, I miss a lot of that. Flitstone, we made Scooby-Doo, we made Scooby-Doo. No, Scooby-Doo. Scooby-Doo, been around since the 70s, nigga.

Been around for how long, though? Shit. But when y'all niggins start watching, in the 90s? For real, for real. No, I can't let you say that, D.C. In the 80s, who watched Scooby-Doo? Nick, we sat there for hours and watched Scooby-Doo, Nick. We was watching Scooby-Doo when they had new episodes.

We was like, what? I can't be Mr. Johnson. All right. He was a nice man. All he wanted to do was rent his boats. Why would he do Scooby and Shaggy like that? He was about to kill Scooby, dude, nigger. You know how many times the nigger had Shaggy and Scoop tied up

over some boiling acid? Like, nigger, you like scaring people that bad that you would kill that doggie in that little white boy. He's talking about that dog. Hey, now this is the fucked up part. How old were these motherfuckers? Because Fred and them could drive. They all were just riding.

Fred had the van. See, Fred had the work van. And them are with the brains. You did what I'm saying? But if you watch Scooby-Doo, it'll just tell you it's really just about some hippies tripping on acid thinking they're seeing ghosts and shit. No, they ain't. If you really watch it, yeah, it is. The mystery van.

Nick, who the fuck drove mystery vans with flowers and shit all of? Nigger hippies. And hippies smoked weed and did acid. So they just hallucinated. That's all the whole show is about. Scooby Doo is a figment of your imagination. But that was why Scooby Snaps was rented to Edibles. You're gonna get the...

Wait, what you need? I do you scoobynatch, Jackie. What do you need? I forget Scooby Snack. Okay, that's my whole... Nick, get that Snoopy's nuts. That's my whole... That's the whole basis of my art.

You're gonna ride. How, how you gotta be to think your dog talking to you? And everybody talk to the dog. Niggas don't know. All right, think about this. School had a say-so but didn't. They'll listen to them, but won't listen. They'd be like, because Scoob are always telling them, they'd be like, fuck you, school.

They'd go anyway. I'm telling you. And then school figure it out. The whole show is about being on drugs, man. Because it sounds like a high-ass conversation. If you think about the overall plot of Scooby Doo, the motherfucker was just sitting there talking, like, yeah, digger. And the dog solved mysteries, niggie, and he got cousins that come, and we can give the cousins different little hats. They look like Scooby-Doo, but they ain't the same kind of dog.

You feel what I'm saying? Like Scooby-Doo, he's like a motherfucking master. But his cousin. Listen, it's a bull master. You see what I'm saying? That's the type of shit, Scooby-Doo. That's the little pint of five, too. Scrappy, that's his nephew.

Hattie. I'm like, yes, sir. A little homie ready to eat by everything. He read, he's coming out of the man. Fuck me, nigga, man. He's, me a little slow-ass on over there. Now, see, he said we didn't watch Scooby-Doo. Now, I didn't see Scooby-Doo whole family,

I seen when his sister came and dropped Scrappy-Doo off. Yeah, Scooby-Doo got a sister that looked exactly like him. She just had like a red, a red, a red heart oh honey exactly yeah then his other cousin came from Alabama the nigger had the fishing hat ducked down like this with the dog is and the nigga had a motherfucking red vest he looked just like Scooby Doo but he was light skin yeah he was chilling yeah he was cool it he was cool it right alright all right all right all right you prove your point oh nigga

yeah I ain't no school to fight like a motherfucker come on let me out of man come on scrap with a lick yeah yeah that's why I got my G I got Joe shirt on, bro. Since we've been on quarantine, Hannah Barbera that released all the old G.I. All right. What about this? Cobra Commander. That's my nigger, but I ain't know he was wearing a clan hood when I was a little boy.

What's the old one? Hold on what happened? Look. This Cobra Commander. Look at his mask. That's the fucking KKK mask. No. It is.

That fucked up. It is, but it is. I mean. What's the cartoon where the white boy used to hang with the LRAB nigga? They started going to look. Richie Rich. Johnny Quest, I just ain't want to say it wrong. That's just rel.

But he didn't. Aral needed Johnny too. Come on. You got to think this at a time where you just had. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. Who you want to know? They made that at a time where you had to just go to America to pursue a better life.

You had to get to however you could. Fucking right, my name. Your parents understood. Yeah. He never got there. All right. Johnny, I'll tell you. I told you already.

Yeah. I fuck with the Arab people though, man. And I went in the, I had to get some gas. I had my mask on and shit to do that. My brother, where do you get these masks? I'm like, I don't fucking know. I'm pulling the A round. They're real, man.

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You dig what I'm saying? So you already understand these niggas off top. A.K., you probably kill somebody when you live with a chopper. We talked that chopper shit, but niggas, y'all talk that chopper shit. You hear me? Y'all raised out there. So when you come up with him, that's all you know. You don't really know how we live over here.

You just assume for what you see. So when you really get the Noah A-Rab and get to maneuver, every about a real nigga, man. There's a lot of fuck, niggas out here, but everybody a real nigga man some real niggas out here you think what i'm saying yeah man you got to be connected see that's my problem with other cultures they want they want to empathize with them but they won't sympathize with you but you've got to understand that the world that's not how we we're not gonna never get ours once we understand that stop thinking that

them folk gonna give us what we what we deserve oh i don't i don't ask them people we got to just go ahead and get what we got and then take what's our that's already destined is destined for us they're not gonna give us shit they yeah they don't Don't have shit to give us. So we got to stop saying here to me. Y'all look what y'all did. What you're like, why don't get the fuck out of my face, boy? You feel me?

I don't know what y'all did. Four hundred of you slated, bro. Y'all looked at all dead. Hey, you know what to be the- That's going to be the scariest shit, though, when the white people just be like, I ain't fuck! How much y'all want?

Yeah, ain't gonna know what to say. Oh, shit. Ask for a million. Stupid-ass-a-niggin' man. That niggas said a million. A million dollars. They're gonna be fighting about who gonna go to talk. No, you don't want to say no.

That's the crazy part. We ain't even go to ask for you. You have to add all this shit up. And then you come to a goofy-ass number. Who gonna do the mail? Shit. We'll come together collectively as a community. Well, we counted everybody.

We did the sisters. And it's about 70 million. niggas here too so one word they're defeat we'll take three million apiece and they'd be like okay stupid sorry you gotta take a real niggins go talk man I know what the same nigga be scared he gonna say the wrong type shut the fuck up now you say what we want right you say you say what we want right all us did to take you you go wipe it all of y'all we're white clean all look and y'all and y'all gonna go with it.

What do you mean? What do you mean? I say every fucking thing. But what are you... Don't ask it again. Every fucking thing. And we're figuring out. Because we're going to fight.

We know that. As long as we got everything. We're going to figure this shit. Don't fuck out. We ain't got the pin on. Nick, we own this bitch. Y'all ready. You knew what you want.

Some y'all gonna fuck up, but it is what it is. But some motherfuckers who get it. Who get it? It's time to turn the fuck up. But see, that's the thing about it. I know the white man. He's a dirty motherfucker.

And every time you think you got him, he's going to show your ass. You guys want all this. Right. All of it. No one's going to hit this week. That motherfucker going to move to another earth. Come up. Let's get the fuck out of here.

We'll trick them. Let's go. The air's better. You live till you want to fucking die. Let's get the fuck out of here. We've found 15 super herbs. You mean all that we have to do is fucking leave you guys wrong? They said they found another earth too.

Like, yeah. How you said, they're talking about it brown, though. It looks, just like, oh, it's another earth, but it brown. Fuck this. Let me say how you light it, bro. Go ahead. I'm telling you, I told the block, I go out, but I'm telling it. Yeah.

I don't know, though. No, I want to say everything. I say, like, 98%. But see, that's the thing. I feel like we really, we really should say. Keep you out here to function. You know how y'all used to do a 2% function. That's what we should do.

We should have, like. We should either send, like, a real. street nigger or a crackhead in there because they're going to ask for an obscene amount of money. He's going to come out there with a dollar. Hell no. He'd have sold the whole city again.

Uh-uh. He's going to sign some papers to reset it once we get it back again. Because the crackhead or do big, they're going to be the only motherfucker who could think of a stupid-ass number that's big enough. They're going to go in the, uh, uh, uh, I want, we want together for everybody, uh,

8 hundred. $196 quatillion dollars. We want a quatillion. And that's all we want. That's just a quatillion dollars. They're going to ask how many zero. How many zeros you thought that is, sir? Five.

These shit. How many, all of them put $800 quatillion dollars that take care of the community. No, nigga. He don't sold the city for a dollar. What'd you think it'd be like if it was like real black community like safe as we had us our version of like Chinatown right while the Jewish people live like for real you know what I we got it we

just need to Facebook so goddamn dangerous niggins this too goddamn dangerous man we gotta take our own pride in our own shit exactly like once we start doing that we scrape bro it start from there like I think about it all white people ain't rich. You got some white people that are living in 700-fitting-dollar apartment where you can go knock on their dough, nigga, like, they do's on the outside. You know, hey, hold up. Let me say that. This is why people be thinking that shit, though. You know what?

Because the people see white people having the shit that they want. Right. But they don't understand what they do to get this shit. The motherfuckers who sit around and complain all the time, when you sit around and you see everybody else having the shit that you want to, that you want to have, it's going to make you think that

you're being treated out of some shit. But that's just the mentality, man. You can have any fucking thing you want to. We're not really being cheated out. We got the gold mine. We just got to take care of our own shit. We're too busy looking open out instead of looking right here. You feel me?

If we, like I just said, they got apartments that's $750 as well. You can go knock on their dough. They do's on the outside, my nigga. You dig what I'm saying. It says housing authorities projects too. But it's clean. Why we can't keep our shit clean? Cut the grass.

stop you just went to the can lady cool why we just threw all the bags on the ground put them in the trash if we respect it this sound like they kick us out big gips said this same shit they kick us out and up raise and raise the property value it's already been raised i'm so sure you got to kick us out and raise on the damn street man why you got to kick us out to raise exactly you feel me put some niggas here because you know what they're not gonna take care of what's around them boom oh you know what you know what you niggas niggas are Put them here, if you want to, this is how they think. You want to fuck some shit up?

Put a whole bunch of them here. Boom, give it by 10 years. I bet they don't take care of that. We'll let them fuck it up. Then we come back for the looop. Kick him out. And then do what we want to do for the, come on, man. It's a system, man.

If we're going to take care out on shit, they can be like, it make them think different. Fuck, they're catching on. They're keeping shit clean. They love they shit. It's our shit. It's not we love our shit. If it's your shit, you love it, nigga.

So if we loving our shit, they're going to be like, we can't even go over there. It's function right. It's structured. It's too much. There are no, if we, who the fuck did this? White man, we don't do this over here. Now, you dig what I'm saying?

That was out of order. You know, I love what if questions. You dig what I'm saying? That was out of order. I got to ask this crazy-ass question right now. That's a lot of black people in the room. Just what if? out of all of this shit didn't happen right what if it's really not even white people what

if it's a whole other set of motherfuckers who was making shit hard for the niggins what if you know i'm telling you the white man got a lot of tricks i'm what if when slavery ended they just sold all the niggins that's ever going to be to like one country or some shit like i'm i'm tell you what it is uh the the motherfucker who don't look at this skin color being skin color You dig what I'm saying? You got a lot of them niggins. Like, how you... That's exactly what I was saying about the motherfuckers.

How you... I don't even say that you... I'm from Atlanta, Georgia, Westside, Bourne, and Riz-A. See, that's all I know. I'm from Mississippi, nigger. Where else could be harder to be from as a nigger? But if my skin, by me having this skin tone means I came from West Africa, Nigeria, and Liberia, then that's what I'm standing on as well.

Okay. You dig what I'm saying? Check this out. You from the project. Dick. In a rich city. I'm from the projects in the poorest, one of the poorest states in America. Right.

Do you understand how fucking poor we had to be to live in the poorest part in the poorest part of the poorest part? That is right. I grew up in a corner pocket. What you're fucking talking about? So what the fuck will begin to? I'm just sad. I'm like, hey. Hold on.

No, no. Hell no. Hell no. My brother was on crack. Nick, we'll be here all day. I see it! Your brother was on crack. My cousin smoked some of the first crack that ever came out.

That shit was strong. Yeah, he was right there in the beginning of crack. I'm talking about when he didn't, but 11 people know about crack. He knew about that. My brother was old, so he was part of them 11 people. Uh-uh. My motherfucking cousin was smoking crack the day it came out. No.

He was smoking. He was smoking crack before everybody else. He was trying to tell motherfuck was and they were like, what? It ain't powder? No, baby, you don't sniff it. Listen to me. We got to get some. Who got it?

I don't know, man. I got it from the white boy. Which white boy, man? This is a bunch of them. I don't know their name. Real crack. But my brother... I'm talking about he stole his mama TV that same weekend.

For real. See, my brother was at night. My brother told the truth, I just asked another I said, I said, bro, you clean. He said, shit, depending on how clean you're talking. When you seen your brother? I don't say you fall like that way. I said, you're clean.

You're like, hell now. I'm like that. You know what I'm saying? Real life's croaker shit. Shit, shit, getting real. Corteen ain't stop a shit. They ain't smoke that shit. Niggins don't smoke and do a bunch of pills.

Right. I don't think they can't get no coronavirus smoking crap. Yeah, you can. No, you can't. No, you can't. That crack smoke killed everything. That shit. You never see no crackhead die.

No AIDS. Crack is a run up on you. Look, come on now. They say I got coronavirus. You need to get me $2. Come on now, fuck. This is my last, look, this might be my last time asking you. You can't do this one more time.

Shit, I'm giving you everything I got. If you don't want to touch me, throw it on the ground. Throw it on the goddamn. Throw it on the goddamn ground. Leave me something. We'll just drop that change out your ass tray and drive off. You ain't got to touch me. You ain't got to touch me worth of.

Damn. I ain't been in the store all day. Y'all safe. Come on. Throw me something over here. Come on. I think it's crazy. Throw me something now.

Shit. It's stupid, man. Even when they said, I got coronavirus. Come on. This might be my last time. I'm asking you now. Come on, it's chilly out here. You're gonna change.

Hit the ground. Preet, pique, pique. Appreciate it. I take knickers too. This nigga's stupid, bro. Let me see the lighter, bro. I love one. Hey, but only in the, you know,

Crack hairs in the Lennel still got their pride, though. Oh, that's up. Some of the motherfuckers just be at the store because that's just where they kick it at. You ever had one snap on your cousin? The nigger, look at you and be like, What, nigger? I wasn't going to ask you for shit.

No. Fuck your time about, nigger. I ain't. I'm asking motherfucker for nothing. I'm really hustling, you don't believe I'm hustling? Then the nigga pull out them two dirty-ass bag with their weed, nigga, I'm selling loud, nigga. I'm the dope man around this, motherfucker.

You ain't never got gas on the west side? I tell you exactly where it is. As soon as you passed, they got them middle school, right there in the middle. Right in the middle, bang head. That little dirty-ass gas, that little sit go right there in the middle. Right there in the middle. Before you go to that split

Exactly, that motherfuck I ain't gonna ask you for shit Don't you ever start there getting no gas? Hell no. But you stop it right there, you know, so you hit that corner like, oh no, I'm gonna keep going on. Or that goddamn gas station right there by

Blue Flame, don't stop there, or no? Oh yeah, I'm there, oh, don't stop in that motherfucker. That bitch, hot as a motherfucker. How'd the firecrack? I'm there. For real, for real. Let's get in the cheapy gas in the block. Damn, they got down.

And that Chevron on 10. That Chevron on 10, don't stop it, that Yeah, that 8-8, I swear. Shit. Fucking Transition or just in me. You ever heard of that murder Kroger? Who? The Kroger where all of them shooting and shit happened over there on, across from Greenberg?

Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Yeah. That was one on Pons, too? A Merecrow? No, I don't fuck that shit. I said murder. That's what the news called it.

Murder Kroger. Oh, murder Kroger. I'm talking about the Kroger Croski from Greenberg? Ain't that the one? Or is that ain't the one? No. MJQ on Ponce. Yeah, but on Ponce.

That's the one. Yeah, they'd have had a few shootings in that bitch. At the gas station? Yeah, you could pull that up. They got a lot of- At Krogles on Ponce and Leon? Because you know Ponce, that's where all the motherfuckers at. On Ponce and Leon? That shit looked like a carnival on Ponce.

You might see a motherfucker walking down the street with a chicken suit with clown makeup on. Nigger, I'm from the West Side. With his ass out and be dead serious. I'm telling you. I'm breaking their cars on Pons and Leon. I got locked up on Pondalia, real talk. You know why you could get away with that shit? Because everything goes on Ponce de Leon.

Damn, nigga got killed on Pondon at the Crohn's little bushy motherfucker. Pondon ain't even dangerous. Shit. Like you said, nigger with clown suit shooting niggins. That's the thing about Atlanta, people be getting fucked up. Everywhere dangerous. Right. See, we're from here, so we just know.

Everywhere dangerous than a motherfucker. Sometimes you know, you know the city. And sometimes you'll just, your instinct will kick in. be like, no, just go on push it to the house. You could just look up in the air and be like, uh-uh, them niggas out tonight. I can feel them niggas in the air. If it's that too much going on?

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Cut your music down, me, daw. Why your music so loud, Shaw? You feel it? But like, why you want to be seen, my niece? Please cut that shit down. I can't do it. You got to pay attention to. Keep they found you at all time, young brother.

That way I can tell you as a young, as an OG, but be smart, yeah, feel me. Yeah, this would be a perfect time to just go on here and see it, man. To all the niggas who ride around and the girl driving you on the passenger side, there's absolutely no way for you to look hard doing that. So just sit back. Nick, be trying to look hard. Man, what? The nigger is giving you this ain't my car energy.

No. No. Fuck, nigg. Don't nigg. Hey, sleeping, you ain't sleeping. Yeah. Like, bro, say what's so ugly, man? That's fucking wrong with you.

My sister boyfriend needs to be like that. I don't know, man. To all the niggins who don't have a car and you have a girlfriend, I'll say, Lushie, because that shit take a different level. What, girlfriend and shit? No, when you don't have a car and you have, like, your girl

have to come get you. No, she got to come get you and shit. But shit, I always tell you, like, come on. Right. You just sound like a, You sound like a bitch-ass niggie if you just have to keep saying, Bish come get me!

She'll never respect you all the way. Y'all about to go? Yeah, James, come on. Get the baby, come on. Oh, this was gonna make a nigga snap when she say this. Where y'all let? Okay, I got to take him home first, then I'll be over there. That nigga gonna go the fuck off.

Oh, uh, they're gonna hurt when she called, you'd be like, bring me my car. Ooh. What? It don't matter what she gotta do. I just need it. But when, I need my car. I want to see it. She tell you, I want to see it.

I left something in though. But you part of five minutes out. She's talking about she wanted to see her come. Hey, this is a great segment. And then you got to drive back. This is a great segue into the next segment called This is a new segment. This is a new segment.

segment I've been wanting to do on the show called I ain't got no holes it's true stories shared by black men about times you got accused of having holes and you really didn't have no holes bitch is ain't that for you niggins but that's what I'm saying and it's my holes don't be that boy this I don't know how much it should be good for conversation I don't know how deep we are into the the segment but I'm telling you this is a whole segment that I've been one to bring up those times you got accused of having holes and you really didn't have no holes this is going to be an open platform where us as black men can share our experiences of times that you got accused of having

holes and this time you was really butt-naked out here in these streets i mean like you ain't had shit going like all your faithfuls had fell through like you really just had let all your holes go and you just was in between holes you ain't got no holes like there was some holes around but you couldn't necessarily say that they were your hose because it wasn't nothing really to it you ain't got no holes ladies too you can you can share your experience black women you know everybody share your experience of a time you ain't got no holes in a bitch you know got accused of having holes you're swissing a white eye you ain't got no hold you a pussy and in smoke

because you know it's been times I've been accused I've been accused of certain shit you want to switch it now I want to white out I want to white out I don't I don't fuck with a white house. Like I fuck with a, like this, this ain't having no flavor. But if this was like a grape or that white grape in the green pack, I just know them niggas fight in public and go to court high. Motherfugers, you smoke them.

Most of real shit, grape cigarette is the most ghetto shit I ever smoked. Grape, yeah. Or some peach white owls or some. Nah, the ghetto shit I ever smoke was, y'all remember that. Start with a G, my nigga. Grasit.

No, no, no. Oh, man. Game. No, the woman for that. They start with a G, nigga. This motherfucker got the heart. Good time, nigger. You're talking about good time.

Oh, you get six for a dollar. But that's a hoodie shit I ever... And that shit stank when you lick. With the strip on it. That shit is stank. You look, that shit smell like that old pussy. Hold up, man. I'm talking about the times I got accused of having some holes.

Oh, yeah. You just talking about a pussy. That she's stank. Yeah. Mm. You ain't got no hoes Because you know, niggas get accused of having hos all the time Bidtys ain't picking up the phone

And that's the worst to be accused of having some holes When you truly don't have no hose Or being accused of fucking the hole That you didn't fuck for real, for real Now that is very, period Frustrating She ain't even like you like that She never take back

Because you ain't got no Holes Ladies, what if you went through your nigger phone right and you was looking for some shit and you ain't find shit like he was trying to get some holes but these holes was really curving your nigga would you be mad would you be mad that your nigga out here getting ignored by me so you ain't got no hole oh oh the one bitch that you thought he was trying to fuck you finally get in his phone and you see the mess you ain't got she throwing the pussy at him and he like no I'm straight I'm straight now I'm with my leg there

you don't fuck with you like that then what you ain't got no you're still gonna be mad because the niggas was actually texting the bitch, right? Right. Did the music get louder or did I get hyped? You ain't got no hold. You ever got accused of having some hosuron, yeah? Yep. But sometimes though accusations were a little bit true.

So I didn't know what to do. I'm glad you brought that up. Because sometimes ladies, y'all be close as fuck. Y'all have had the right information but the wrong shit. But it ain't like a nigga gonna be like, baby you're close because you're wrong if you wrong it's a motherfucker not you're almost called a nigga but you ain't catch a nigga all the way you just take the work you got emotional you got sloppy at the end you did great

detective work all the way up until you start trying to name names and places and dates then you start fucking up you put holes in your story you lost your credit building because first of all I know for a fact this the wrong I wasn't wet with me plus then Leon but then Man, they'd be like, men need to be more honest than tell the truth. You ain't got no hold. You don't want to know the truth. I haven't got a kid before, but.

But I'm saying the truth. Like, what a nigga going to get blamed for some shit? Like, ah, you almost caught me. Let me tell you what I really did? Come on, man. What type of Scooby-Doo ass mystery shit you think this is? Because if you ever get your woman fucking up, she's going to act like it was all the other nigger fault

and he was in a relationship by himself, and she didn't have shit to do it. See, I quiet the room. See how quiet the room got all the broken niggins in here and they've been lied too with the same fucking lie over and over again. Whole room got still, got quiet. You ain't got no hole. These bitches will do you dirty.

Real dirty. Daddy. Real dirty. Da-da. Da-da. You can always tell one woman lying because when you get them lying, they always make that little dumb-ass face. You ain't got no.

You ain't got no. You can just see the stupid just traveling through her emotions in the face. That same way. Like you can catch her walking out the movies with her fingers locked with the niggins. She'll look right at you and give you that. That dumb-ass look. You know there. That's how you know.

Pull that pistol out in the movie. You're going to shoot them for watching the movie? Not all ain't going to shoot them, but what's in your pocket? This bitch, cause. Now get up. Because you ain't got no hole. This was a setup, she didn't tell ya, why you ain't tell him. I saw this shit on social media.

They were talking about... You ain't got no hold. The women were talking about men. Give me your purse, dude, I know you. See ya tonight. They say men don't know how to apologize, bro. Stop fucking playing with me, bitch. You ain't got no holes.

That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. They say men don't know how to apologize. Since we're being honest in this segment of the show, this might be the end of the world. I'm going to tell you why men don't give a fuck about apologizing. Because the shit that you mad about, he mad about some other shit that you have.

Like, that's what you're mad about. I don't give a fuck. I'm mad about some other shit. Women are tell on theirself every time you get them fucking up. You ever know what is that? What happened? Because every nigger in this room has taken this approach. Like when you just be fucking around and you say some shit like, ah, that should go?

Hey, where your boy at? Who? Carlos? Who the fuck is that? Now you then started the investigation. See, that's how you keep the holes out of your story. I'm gonna tell you how you got to be player. Just be player.

Just be player. You know what it is, though? Don't even, don't even, they really don't care about it. That's what I'm saying. You got to know how your player is. Because if the bitch still around, around you play a good enough you ain't got no hole said all that to say this if you out here fucking up and you just looking to catch somebody else fucking up so you can feel

better about the fucking up that you're doing talk your shit game you guilty talk your shit game and that's not how you play the game talk your fucking shh ain't nothing in this shit nigger ain't nothing in this world one-sided you ain't got no hole because that's what 75% of the people I here doing. That's what I'm saying. You can't be selfish. Just do your thing. Don't go looking for it.

No I'm saying. You can't be out here doing what the fuck you're doing. And then trying to worry about if another person is not doing what the fuck they're doing. You ain't got no. Because everybody out here got their own life. And you can only control your side. If you get to being greedy and you get to being selfish, that's when you get to fucking up. You can't have it all.

If you, if you out here cheating, my nigga, or if you out here cheating my girl, you need to just be worried about your cheating. And don't be questioning what the fuck somebody else doing. You need to focus on what you got going on. Because you're about to get caught, bitch. Right, because that's, you can't do that. That's not the object of the game. But if you're out here and you're not cheating and shit, you got every right to go through their shit and try to fast. You ain't got no.

Because that's dumb as fuck. I know what you mean when you, well, I don't know the feeling. You didn't gave up all your holes and you had some good quality holes. Ain't that the worst you give away, you let all your holes go and then you end up with no holes. Now you got to go back and try to like, yeah, you got to save face and shit. You got to build a trust back up. But now your holes don't trust you because they know you're going to leave if shit get hot. Now somebody going to watch this shit.

They're going to watch this shit. shit and ask where's all this coming from? Nick, I have life experiences too. Oh, he hurt. And plus my birthday just passed, so the statute of limitations have passed on a whole lot of shit. Damn, I'm already getting married.

He's hurt. I don't know what the fuck you talk about right there, but I'm just saying, I ain't hurt. Fuck you. Did you miss the whole point of this show? This is this platform where we can just discuss not having holes and lack they're up.

Or the times that we used to have holes. This is not a sad point. out of the show. We're going to talk about the good times too. Nick, you think I'm just going to not tell you about the time I had nine bitches in Miami naked off the balcony like this. But not in this segment, not today. Right.

I got to grill this up. I ain't going to just hit them with the shit with the time we was in Germany with 14 bitches with some Timlin boots on. I ain't going to tell them all the good shit up. We're going to tell them. You think I ain't gonna tell him about goddamn Cairn't a loose neck, Johnson, you got me fucked up. Come on, man.

I'll tell you about the time I had got some gum stuck in my zip apart. My goddamn pants were stuck on. I had to rip my hole. But that's, see, that's what I'm saying. I had some holes. You ain't got no. We're gonna talk, we're gonna talk, uh, hole lights.

You get what I did, uh, I like that. The highlights in the holes, the whole lights. You got to do that? Y'all, y'all, we're gonna see some whole lights. Come on, hit that bit. Where's it? He's not... There it is.

Big, huh? Yeah. Oh there, oh there! Come on, eat that bit right there. And that's what this is all about. Just the good times. I feel like, Mr. Winfield, stop, I'm like, I got to do it one more time. I'm like, come on.

That ain't it. That ain't it. We're trying to make me do this. This is it, darling. This nigga is always on 10. Ah! You're trying to make me go double speed, man. Stop, man.

Stop, man. You're gonna make you hurt your goddamn neck, man. They say if you'll go out, you gotta go out with a pain. Come on, come on, come up. Hey man, fuck that. I'm having a caprice son. Boy y'all nigga is crazy. It's crazy, man. We had to.

But yeah, most definitely. Oh, yeah, I think it's stupid, bruh. What's the segment called? You ain't got no hope. You ain't got no hope. You're going to turn. You're going to do. I love coming to work.

We ain't going to let us go to work live. You know you ain't got. You know you ain't got no... I need to see people. Hey, this is how you know you ain't got no holes, man. But I ain't did the dig pump in like too much. This is how you know that you got to let this shit out? I gotta let this shit out.

This is how you ain't got no holes when you learn how to jack off with the other hand. What? What did you just like? Oh yeah, you definitely got no holes. You got too much time to even... Even do that? even do that oh yeah you you ain't got nothing you ain't got nothing the couple is bad I'm talking about you have nothing the milk's gone bad you went to another hand you know

you thought about yourself before another minute you're like I think I was trying motherfucker was using that time to build your own self he got nothing I do this I think I can do that hey that's the definition of doing me What? That's wild. Because I always use one hand, bro. Always. Always.

Always. I'm not responsible for how you receive this content. That's stupid. I'm not. I'm just the messenger. That would be fun. That would be a lot of time by yourself, right? And they really is going through.

No, somebody's laughing at them because they're really going to learn how to use other. This motherfucker is a problem. That's crazy. You learn how to use the other hand search. You didn't learn how to use the whole other hand. other hand. Shit don't even feel weird. Nicky be in it like, oh hell long. Boo, boom, boom. Boom. Boom.

Yeah, no. That's evil. I only like one hand. I only like, look at myself. I'm like, come on, man. Let's get this shit on out of the way. I'm ready. Who I'm thinking about? This bitch need to hurry to fuck up and come in here. I'm like, ah, all right. All right. This shit is nasty, man. Hold up, niggies. I got to say it. That's too fucking funny. You jack off you and look at your own dick, you get.

Then I stop. Then I stop, baby. Then I stop. Then I start. I said, bro, I don't like that shit. Can't even look at your own dick. Like, I outgrew it. Like, it's not, it's not, it's, I'd rather get some pussy.

Like, why would I act like, oh, I heard his head first? When I can get some pussy, like, I'm not locked up. I'm not. I'm not. So you're laughing. I'm not. The motherfuckers why don't understand.

Like, I'm not. Not like why would I see him be like let me imagine fuck that get some pussy Like I'm not fit to jack off bro what type of nigger look at his own dick man I had to stuff weird ass nigga man ain't no nigga trying to look at his own dick man that's on everything I'm gonna get stupid right I ain't nobody trying to look at their own dick bro or look at my shit that's it crazy because it's only you in the your nasty motherfucker that is nasty this fuck when you're bustin it's on you in there and you got to pick that shit up and you got to clean yourself up that's the

worst he'd be like oh oh yeah that's funny because when a nigger jack off he'll then you throw that one away you got to get another one right right It's just all bad, bruh. Nigger gonna wipe his dick off on anything after you jack off. One of these, don't give a fuck. It's just all bad. I just said fuck that shit.

I refuse to jack off and I can get some pussy. Shit, as long as you physically able, you'll be able to get some pussy. Right. Shit hard out here for a pimp. For real. Long they got them pills to get a nigga up. We're in there.

It don't matter how we get down. I don't know if people know this or not, But Pussy got a vitamin in that shit that makes men strong and healthy. Like they say that we need milk for calcium and shit. But Pussy, pussy really helped me grow way more than vegetables and all that shit. Me too. Because you got to think about when you hit it raw, it eats another feeling. You get like scrone.

I regret the day I ever discovered raw pussy. I should have just stayed the condom sex, bro. The day I discovered raw, like the day I knew what real pussy felt like, man, that shit. That has ruined my life. The day I felt, the day I felt, because I was fucking some nasty holes before. I'm glad you got your life together. Before I started hitting raw,

so I would fucking rubbers when I first hit. But when I like got my girlfriend, girlfriend, like I was in 12th grade, I actually hit some raw pussy. My first raw pussy, I was fucking with comedy. You waited all the way to 12th grade. Because the holes I were fucking with, but you better not hit them holes.

I grew up around some classic girls. I'm from the west side of Atlanta, my nigg. I'm not, I'm not. I'm not. I, we can fuck, y'all. It's a bitch will come and get you out of class and be like, what's up? And you're like, what are you going? I guess you want to fuck.

Like, I don't know. Like, I don't, I'm gonna fuck. Like, I'm gonna go fuck. I'm 17. Y'all think stay in class. Like, I'm gonna stay in. I can't stay in. See, I'm from a small town.

I knew these chick's grandma. They came from a good family, good pussy ran in the family. My uncle told me. What? the word of mouth yeah that's a good family over there they're good he's talking about they fuck good yeah her mama was a freak he's talking about they fuck good yeah you know Karen loose neck Johnson there's a mama yeah they fuck good over there he's talking about yeah they fuck good all them freaks all them freaks all them freaks all them freaks all them

they're all good they're talking about the holes they got some real holes over there that's stupid no like my 12 grade is when I read the first like felt my first row Yeah. And boy, bro, you gotta understand a young nigga, get some pussy and some money. Come. You change. Whoa. You ain't really a child, no more.

You put pussy and money together? You couldn't here, yeah. Oh, Lord. You feel me? You got to get some money too. You know what? You got to leave a whole six and a hundred dollars to your pocket in high school. You got to keep some money in your pocket.

You're lucky to be in life. What you mean? You've been out here experimenting with pussy and money at such a young age. Oh, fucking right. Yeah. People always talking about kids' experience. men with drugs brother two days you would you were out here experience with that too with pussy and money that and drug and drug hey all three bro you beat the odds

man we got had to but it was fun you got to tell your story I am I'm telling it now it was fun it said you to be fun bro real talk bro like when you a child that's laughing but it's serious that how I can tell like you know about a child still a child versus when you know your child doing some shit. Like you know your child smoking weed because you smoke weed. You know your child fucking because you were fucking. You know your child gets some money because nigga.

You'll get some money. So when you know, you're like, man, it's pussy that nigga right. He ain't get no pussy. Look, look at him. He's still doing this shit at high school. You ain't get no pussy doing this at high school, right? Like, uh-uh, he ain't doing this.

Like, ah-uh. But look, look, I guess it's just the parenting me at this age because my son, like, my son, like, my son, Alara. So, man, if I just, if I knew he was out here in the streets, experiment with money and pussy out. I'll be terrified.

It is because it's a danger gang. That's nigger! That shit! Even as a grown man, that's a gamble. That's the only trap that I'm doing. I got some pussy in this and some money in this hand. That's as hard as I'm trying to go right now. But you're young, you don't even know what you're doing.

So you really just surviving the feed those shit for a real day. When you eat and smoke, you're a child, I don't give a fuck. I'm gonna eat smoke, keep my hair cut. Ain't I'm gonna fuck. They hell who wanna fuck me. want to fuck me. They all just want to fuck. I don't get pussy. What y'all saying? I'm living life. Fuck, niggum. See, teen. Smoking when I want to, my mama know I smoke weed. Wow. So I'm smoking in front of all the adults. Wow. Because I know you did.

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behind the house and shit. Don't think a lame before. I get to smoke in the mailbox. That's crazy. I can't smoke on the port. I was at a bell bar. Fuck y'all. I think what's happening? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

He's fagin. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That's crazy, man. Welcome back to the 85 South Show again. One more time.

One more time. My cousin right there, this is no, Cuh. Cud, no facts. Smoked a big blunt every day in school. Coo had to take me school to a grade. They said you got the best fucking cousin, bro. Every time you bring one of your cousins, like, it ain't no question that your cousins would fight for you.

for you. Like, it ain't no question. I ain't never seen you bring one cousin around who I ever even thought. Like, I could look at it, be like, hey, that shit between y'all, bro. You don't have none of them kind of cuss. Yeah, no. My cousin would walk up on me like, what a other gun at, Cuh. No, my God. I'm like, huh, here go to key. He's in the trunk. Go get that beat. Put all these dinkin'all. I'm glad I rocked that light, though. You did? I'll tell jokes, bro. I'd be like, when niggie be acting like their hun, I'd be like, look, bro. She lied, bro. I gotta go do a 30 minutes sick.

Amen. Let me go be goofy right quick, bro. You're gonna be goofy right quick, bro. You already know who you fucking went like that. One of the last times I was in Mississippi, bro. My cousin was hyping me up on some comedian shit. Right. But he was comparing himself as a drug dealer to me as a comedian.

It was the funniest shit. I wasn't going to laugh because I didn't want him to think. I ain't want him to stop talking. For real. And he got a list, so he was like, cubs. Man, I think with you. you do on that motherfuck fucking stage man you called as a motherfucker the same shit you do on that stage niggins i do it with them drugs can't nobody feel drugs better than me i don't get

for what kind of drugs it is nigger that's what i do i feel drugs i can't no nigger out of huff for me ain't no nigger never had more car than me more bidschers to me more clothes to me no more houses to me nigger ain't never did nothing more than me nigger ain't had more dope than me none of that ain't shot more niggins than me nothing yeah and that's what i see when i be watching you because I'd be sitting back because you just be in that motherfucking phone just not doing the fuck like you just be up there trapping just like I used to do with them drug you good with them joke and that's your cause you feel me all I'm gonna do with sell drug the police the police know if he locked me up the day for selling drugs I don't give

a fuck if that nigg give me 99 years when I get out there motherfucker get what I'm gonna do sell motherfuckers girl because that's I'm a drug cell I sell drugs And if anybody think I'm lying, nigga, I'll bring my dad on this motherfucker just to verify that story, digger. That's a real nigga right now. At least he knows. I ain't gonna never tell you which cousin, but my cousin really told me that I feel true. I think I met him. No, he ain't, he don't, he don't travel.

He don't travel? You got another cousin with a list, man. I do. He said, he said, I don't call off a cousin. That's exactly how he told. I said, damn, I ain't he don't call on a cousin at a list, bro. He cool hair, though, he looked like he'll kill him. I said, I'm gonna leave him alone.

Oh, man. Some niggas's crazy. You ever wanted to say something, but then you just laughed it to yourself? That's what I did? Your sister told that man, he would must-ed at that show. In front of his girl.

And she was dead. Why you smell like that? Tell the truth. And she's with you. You think she wanted to smell you like that? brer you she was going in when she get that lick in there's a row rung nigger we think i'm teddy bro my family crazy this how i knew she was gonna be on one cause you said she get that lick she had that motherfucker with that handle any

liquor that people drank with a motherfucker handle that shit fend to get out of hand she's with it and she can let you know any liquor with the handle that party fin to get fucked up why you think hennessee don't put no handle on that bitch Nick, if Hennessy had a goddamn handle on it, we'd probably be in this bitch fighting. They were all Drake, bro. She's the prime, she's the primest ever while. Looker that just bring the evil out of niggas. She would get jumped and go hang with the bitches who jumped her.

Why? Because they didn't be her like they were supposed to. Like that, like that? Yeah, she let them hold no. Look, I'm walking. Y'all hoo's ready to can't fight. Let's see. Like this bitch crazy.

Oh, nigger. The craziest, I seen the bitch get jumped at the gas station leaving the party one night. They had stumped her head on like... On the curb. So she had a big-a-night with like a skateboard rash on it, you know, like road rage. Yeah, yeah. And that bitch got up, start twerking and turned around and said, ain't way, bitch, still cute. I was like, damn.

With an eye fart, look. A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. With the scrape on the forehead. Got to park that ass. Park that ass. And still cute. I love hood, bitch. I mean.

You're trying to stop saying bitch? Yeah. We need to. I just love their aura. What they're about, bro. They got aggression. If they know how to use their aggression in the right way, bro. It just be funny to see a bitch like buck back.

Like, shut up. She's like, you shut up. I'm like, you're crazy. People get offended when we say bitch on this show, but it's like, The shit that we'd be talking about, I feel like only a certain kind of bitch going to understand it anyway. I don't say bitch as in when we say bitch, it's like a friend. Like, you know what I'm saying?

It's not no, you're a bitch. Like, it's the same bitch that I'm used. This is what I'm saying. It's the same bitch. Like, they're my bitch. When I say bitch, I'm talking about chicks who will just really be like, a bitch like if you ain't never referred to yourself like that, I'm not talking to you. Right.

If you're not a bitch, I'm talking about the ones who run up on me and be like, what's I'm talking to fuck with a bitch like me. And then that's my, that's who I'm talking about when I say bitch. I ain't talking about like a lady who got up like at seven in the morning and they've been at work from 9 to 5 and had to sit in traffic, got to go home and cook and like a respectful lady in the community. I wouldn't call her no bitch. No.

I'm talking about the bitch who'd have had to buy three pair of joy at one time. Her son and her little baby. She had to get the six times. Oh, man. Oh, man. He gave it like $20. She go back and get his because she get all theirs first. I had to make sure the kid was straight.

Right, right. That's what I'm talking about. That bit. Exactly. You feel. I'm talking about the type of bitch who will order a cheeseburger with no cheese as opposed to ordering a hamburger. Right.

That bit crazy. You get what I'm saying? That'd be crazy. Why you just didn't order hamburger? Because I don't want no fucking hamburger. I want a cheese burger with no fucking cheese, but I don't really want to take the cheese. Thank you. Right.

I know what time. Y'all's up. That bit crazy. The type of chick who know exactly what you can substitute at every restaurant. Mm-hmm. Like, yeah, instead of a drink, can I just get a small chicken nugget three-piece? Thank you. Yeah, they do it when I come here.

Go get the manager. It's Pat at work. Let me pick the Pat. They do it when I come here. They do it when I come here. Come on, man. I'm like, bitch, where do you come here? Egg glad, girl.

Ah. You ever be fucking with a bitch? She has so many people named tattooed on it. You don't know who did and who still. Yeah. That's your mama name. I met your mom. He's stupid.

He said, you don't know who's dad or a lie. I met your mom. I know she here. Okay, that's Uncle Rick. I see the death date. It's say 12.13. Okay, he died in 93. How old was you with 93, miss?

She got the other, she got the other date. They don't go with nothing though. Uh-uh. This the one you don't ever ask about, fellas. You ever see a chick who had like the baby feet tattooed on? You'd be like, I don't know. She has the baby stick. I don't know where the baby.

So I can't, I don't know if it's a memorial or a tribute. I don't know. See, I'm glad. It could be a cat. You never know. It could be. But I've seen the girl she had the baby feet tattooed right here on Miss Titty. Both of the little tigers as I see.

I was like. She had baby feet on a chair. Like, you know, from like the little thing to give you at the hospital, they had like the fingerprint and the handprint. She took that and got them tattooed right here. And I was like, what that mean? Yeah. She didn't really have shit to say.

I seen one shoe, she had like the little printed, but one of the hands were missing like two fingers. I'll burn you with this fucking lighter. I ain't know what I'm going on. I was like, I guess. Oh, Lord. Whoever is laughing y'all. Amen. Something happened round eight.

I don't know what it was, but it was around eight. I think it was. A lot of people, they post their little, you know, posted son-igame and shit on land. The baby would, like, roll over and flip them on. What happened? They were saying to, like, the son-of-ground pictures. They got the new shit where you can see the whole, like, 3D and shit. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, the baby would be posing and they, you know, notice that. Like, the baby would be posing, they'll give him some baby shit, be like, okay, let me get my feet up. Then he'll do some shit and roll around, like, flip them off. My little girl been tripping, she ain't came out of one position yet. She's just been in that same position. Her ass up. I'm skee. So hold all that nine months, bitch, all you think about, have your ass in half.

We got some work to do. We got some work. Hey, look, this is the perfect, wait, this is the perfect time to drop a Trick Daddy quote in jail right now. See, hold on, bitch, hold on. See, that's how my mama got pregnant, being managed. Trick Daddy, 1998. I was six. I was just figuring out how to pee wrong.

I got how to pee right. Nick, 98 was a great year. I mean, I used to pee air well, bro. I used to let it out. I ain't gonna fuck away over it. Bro, I thought that was the proper way to pee, bro. I didn't think you had to pee in the toilet. Man, you have to be a grown man before you learn how to pee.

Don't nobody teach little boys how to pee for real. Nobody. They're not teaching you. You're talking about holding. I'm like, I am holding it. Shit, you didn't tell me where to hold that motherfucker. That's fucked up, man. You can pee and be done peeing. You'll be done peeing, but you ain't done peeing until you put your dick up.

Now you got three piss drops running to your socks. That's why I said you have to be a grown man to learn how to pee. I got a confession. You can shake your dick 38 times and slam that bitch in the middle of 285. That you've done pissing until you put your dick away. It's three secret drops of pisses. that's waiting on you to put your dick away to wet your sock up and that motherfucker gonna go straight all way down your leg i don't know what i want to see p you got a dangle you got a dangle at the end

you got a dangle dangle hold it you can you got the four dangle you can dangle that motherfucker forever you can dig you can dangle your shit for three weeks straight as soon as you put your dick away three drops of p is coming i don't give a fuck who you Who is? Who you? I don't care who you are. It's three drops of peepie left. I think it is stupid, bro. He's going to swing your dick in eight circles. He's old. He's still coming. Shit, my son. Still peat.

This thing is crazy, bro. Women, though. Do women have a problem with that? Like, y'all still, like, drip out of the IP? Man, women don't know where they get. Women don't know where they did. I'd be salted right there on the thigh, bitch. You'd be thinking that guy there. Women don't know where they pee fending come from.

And pee pee pee, salt, pee. You ever seen a woman try to pee after she been fucking, like right after she's fucked? Mm-hmm, talking about something. It comes. She can't get on the toilet record. She got to angle that pussy, because that pee coming out crooked is gonna come down and land out.

Like, it comes down like this. What the fuck? Got damn pee a shoe straight to the wall. For real? Yeah, yeah. With a head that she did it. Man, you put enough dick in them. It knocked the whole goddamn piss pattern off.

Damn. That shit hitting the wall. Damn. I thought y'all had a hole. You just sit out. Yeah. Sometimes women pissed. Sometimes it'd be a stream and sometimes it'd be a splash.

Oh, okay. It depends on what she's been drinking. Mm-hmm. Yeah. You ever seen like they leave the club drunk? Then they try to piss in the parking lot. And they think it's just going to be right there where they pissed at. That shit everywhere.

But they got them pissed and ran. A low line all way to Taco Bell. This shit, pissed and ran straight down the goddamn street in a straight stream. Yeah, love. Yep. That's why they got to pull their whole ass out the pee, because the pee will come up sometimes, like a, it'll be like a rainbow street. It goes over, it'd make an arch.

I ain't know y'all. We'll do that. Because the pussy sits so different sometimes. The pussy don't sit in the same position every day. Shit. Yeah. If she's been sitting down all day, that pee going to be flat. it might rolled on her ass cheek.

Damn. Yeah, because you sit on the pussy, you'll mess the piss pattern up. Y'all don't know nothing about pussy. I don't know about the pussy. I ain't know the pee-ho did all that. Ask you, girl. Women got about 30 different pisses that they have.

Sometimes that shit come out like a mist. I haven't seen that one before. Sometimes the piss come out strong and just flush the toilet by itself. All the toilet wash up. Don't even have to hit the thing. And then it'll take a minute for the toilet to fill back up, man.

broke the toilet with this high-pressure-ass pussy. This dick is stupid, bro. I'm telling you. You crazy. I'm really like a hood gynecologist. You need to go ahead and just, you know what I'm saying, take that trade, man. No, because then it's like I don't want my love for it to that

because once you make a commitment to something. Right. Then it's really nice to jog. You're like, damn. Right. Every time this bitch thing's something wrong with her pussy, she called me. God damn.

Right. It used to be fun. Now that bitch, really bleed. Like, that's what I'm wrong with you? I'm gonna quit. This is crazy. These just thoughts we'd be having. Where else can we share these type of ideas?

I ain't need no coochie being like that. That crazy. Bro, if you think about it, this is really the only show you can hear a nigga talk about some bulls. You ever been squirted wrong? Yes. Boy, I ain't know what that was,

but I got baptized. Nah, you know what? That's the type of shit that make a nigga fall in love. That shit was in my nose. Are you eating pussy? I was like, what the fuck that war? What the hands are happy?

See, I can't swim. She put my hand back in. I was like, okay, shit, let go. We're back in it? That would have scared me. I would have, bids just tried to kill me. I knew how to swim. You got watered my nose, my eyes was burning.

I know how to swim. That shit was crazy. It was warm. See, that's the shit that make you fall in love. It'd be so warm. They fought with it too. What that wall? I don't know, but I don't want to cut the line.

I don't know, but I don't want to cut the lights on to figure it out. I ain't trying to cut the lights on. To figure it out. Whatever it was, it was warm. That goddamn squirt ain't no joke. Hey, my nigga ain't trying to cut the lights on. Whatever it is, it was meant for me. It was meant for me.

Ha ha! No, I'll ask her ass her later. I ain't fit to ask her right now because I don't think nothing was wrong. See, that's what Baker Day would fall in love. The warmness of it. You'd be like, oh, she's fucking with us. But the thing is, you'd be trying to figure out

what you did in order for her to do that. So you'd be trying to find what just happened. And you're like, I think I was over here. She was like, no, I ain't over here. I think I was over here. I need her to do that one month time. You can't go search it for it. You just got to do it.

Oh, that is honey, man. Y'all be crazy. That'd be crazy. That'd make a nigga go get a new number. You'll take all your partner in my new phone. Right now. Shouty got it. You don't want nobody had your number no more.

What? What, man? They say all girls can squirt, though. That's why I'm looking up at the ceiling, because I'm thinking on one. What, the squirrels? Yeah. I know a girl, she was squirited, but she was a diabetic.

Every time she had to eat. He had low blood pressure, bro. Low insulin. He had low sugar, man. They get crazy. And it should be funny when they poop before they squirt. Like you said, it would be loud. They're like a niggins.

They're going to ignore that part. See, that's the preparation if you're a real nigga. You're like, you're going to jump back. Or you're just going to take that shit. Knicks, let go then, is that what we doing? And we, we, let's do it then. Let's go. There's go, there go.

Shit, I'm witch. On witch, on witch, on witch, on which. You ain't talking to the chock. You ain't talking to the chock. You hear me? One thing, all right, my partner can't hear about how I'm folding in here. You hear me, I can't go out, bad. Fuck that, I got to come out on top.

Fuck, man, I'm falling in love. Amen. This shit is different. Now she's like, what you doing? I'm sorry. Hey, boy, that shit gets real in the field, man. They push her to talk to you. Let you know you're doing a good job.

I'm through fucking with you, man. That dick is crazy, bro. Bro, I'm fucking with you, but I'm going to fuck with you, but I'm going to be. You're crazy, bro. What's on wrong with you, man, man? You started it, bro. Talking about a nigga going to be in the hospital, bro. You eat crazy.

No, that's you, bro. Hey, man, it goes on it. Hey, bro. I'm done. I can't even... Man. Oh, see. Ah!

Shut out to all the nakes, duh. Don't know what we're talking about right now. You have no idea. You are not in the breath. They don't know what going on. Pussy fart. What? Ew.

This is a nigga right now. I'm talking about, ew. What the fuck? You don't understand. Do you get on all in your face? Yeah. Don't talk to me. We're not listening to me.

This is how your face initially looked. But you don't know that. You're like, damn, this shit feel good? Ain't no nigga down that smile like the hell nah. This man. You ever had that pussy grab you? And grab by this before that shit. That's a different one.

When she got that grip in there. Oh yeah. She can make the push the clap on. You'd be like, oh. Yeah. See how I felt right here in the, it's in right here in the triplex area that you can actually feel it. Ain't nothing like kissing that motherfucker. When that motherfucker got lips, when you can kiss it, yeah.

You're like, that motherfucker got some little. You had the scooter. Like, hey, this big guy, bro, bro. You were like, you like, hell out, bro. Man, you were like, hell out, right? Nah! That motherfucker got some bleak right here. You don't even want to eat.

You don't want to kiss. No. Oh shit. Fuck, that is a kissable person right now. I got some bills. Like that. You got to go in it to get the pussy. You see what I'm here?

I love that. I like the in the morning. I like to watch the pussy wake up. I like the in the morning pussy when they're waking up. That's when you know if that pussy smell good than that. You got that morning, bro, too. You have a look at it. The pussy will be moving on slow.

You're like, it's like they're going to be yawning. It's like they're going to be yawning. But you can't go straight. You got to let that puss whole breathe. Cause that little first little set of a little out. Woo. I don't know what, that shit, like morning breath. That shit hit.

That shit. It ain't stink. It's like, it's the air that's been right there where they thought of about to go out but she went to sleep. You're like, okay, okay. I'll wait till in the morning. As soon as you open up, that little,

whoa, we didn't wait to get out of here. That shit. That shit steak, boy. Let that shit out. You gotta let that shit out. Look at this. Sometimes your dick and wake up before you do. By the time you wake up, your dick already dressed, got it,

and ate breakfast and everything. Like, man, what time you was gonna get up, bro? You wake up, sleepers, that thing, man, where you going? That motherfucker's up. up you can't even turn over town and handle some business you're trying to lay you like this motherfucker up can he laid out come on brother let's get some breakfast my niggins get up chan y'all is stupid bro that's that why you got to keep them dog clothes take you do you do at all time my little girl she'll come in there trying to get in the bed no this ain't the right

time gone you're wrapped up in the whole goddamn comfort whole whole comfort of your girl you Girl, she naked, she over there squeezing, uh-uh, move. Y'all motherfuckin'all fucking stupid. Man, I remember one time me and my girl got to arguing about how she ain't trust me. I knew shit, because they're like, it's so disrespectful. Like, you ever have anybody like throw the shit in your face? Like, she's gonna come to bed, right? We're gonna go to bed and shit.

She's gonna come to bed with the jogging pants on. You know the ones that tie up the old-school jogging pan with the string. The motherfucker bite every ass she got. She got. Well, she gonna come to bed with the jogger pants on, with the knot tied up all tight. Like what type of, you don't trust me? Me? I lay with you every motherfucker.

And who the fuck told you to tie the night all goddamn tight? She doesn't put a boy Scott noose down. What the fuck type of shit is that? You can't even untied when you want so on. Nah, you're so stupid. Mm-mm. That too tight. Mm-mm.

That too tight. When that dad the not all goddamn tight, we stay in the same house. You can't even get the pants off. It sounds like you're ripping them, bitch. You know it's fucking. Look how stupid you is. Look at both of us. Don't man.

That's why your girl got to lay naked? I like skin. I like to feel them ad cheek. You fuck around and get four of them. They're cool. Yeah. You know what I mean? You can't take your fo' fly.

You can't take your four flaws, man. You shouldn't be with them. You dig what I'm saying? Everybody poop, but bitch, don't poop more to me. Fuck wrong with you. You two up, bitch. You two up. Nah, I got to catch up.

I ain't need to put it dead today. You bet it for counting. Hey yeah, bitch, you know, fart it four times. I'm the only one that's supposed to be farting right here. Who stint? Who poot it? Is that me and you? You up three, now.

Come on somebody. No one. No, I love to feel skin. That's how you know she loves you. She doesn't even move when you fart. She's just looking. She's so damn nasty and you stink. I just be, I fart just could.

I think it's funny anyway. Got to. I just fought. Hell no. I don't never want to get to the age when somebody farting ain't funny to me. Well, far and ain't funny? Yeah.

When they just feel like it just feels like it's different. Why would you do that? You see everybody, why would you do that? You couldn't hold that in. It's a restroom right there. You could go in the restroom. Now everybody just got to smell. Oh my God.

Why would you do that? Now you got my stomach hurt. Why would you do that? What would you think we want to smell that? Oh my goodness, like, sir, am I wrong? Why would you do that? Oh my goodness. That's when he ain't got nothing else to say, he just look.

Do you smell this guy? Why would you do that? Like, bro, it's not that serious, but... Yes, it is, man. I don't never want to reach that age, but that shit ain't funny. That is hilarious. Why would you do that? Especially if it's just a random poot.

It has shit to do with you. It wasn't even respectful. It wasn't silent. It was loud. He wanted us to hear it. We heard it. Why? Why? Stop, bro. Why did you do that?

Bro. I fought all the time. You bend that book on me about fart. The ones I try to keep silent, end up being loud. Everybody do. You try to hold them in me and you be like, and be like, damn, that big guy.

My motherfuckers don't want to come on that, man, man. That's crazy. That crazy. That crazy. That's crazy. Y'all, nigga, it's stupid, bro. I'm telling you, bro.

Life is crazy, but the quarantine got us really out here living our lives. Just being thankful for regular shit, like fart. The niggins said he'll never want to be mad at the nigga for fart and what the fuck. I said I'll never want to get to the age where that shit ain't funny. Oh. Same shit. You don't want to get mad at the nigh. Come my mama fart.

But she hate to get called out on it, bro. Like, what the fuck? Hey, my mama said his date was swell up and down. She never farted in her life. Bro, I'm here to call like, Mom, you farted out. Why would you say that? Why would you say that?

You're just disrespectful. I'm dropping you off to your daddy. I'm dropping you off. Why would you say that? We just left Bible study Why would you say that? Like, what Bible study got to do with a nigga fart in my list?

Oh, so you got the windows locked? You don't I can't roll it down? Dude, shatling to be doing it. Dude, shepherding, fuck, bro. I'm telling you, bro. For real, bro. See, that's exactly what.

That's what I mean, bro. This shit is supposed to be funny. Some shit is just funny, man. That's impossible, bro. My y'all, look, it's true, bro. My cheek hurting, bro. God, it is crazy, bro. When you caught, when you caught.

I had to come let some of this stupid it out. I was so happy. You had to, man. I've been having this shit balled up at my house. Nobody understands me. Laughing at your own parts. They're like, why is wrong with you? I'm like, no.

I said, I need my friend. Where's J.O. here? Some music, what the friend? If they don't understand me, they understand the music. I need a caprice. What a caprice on you, yeah. I'm gonna mess with my friends. Oh shit. I need something like,

take a picture with me lame, man, nigger. I will. Y'all niggas are crazy. Hey man, we do miss men out there on the road. I ain't gonna lie, bro. We miss y'all. As much as we're gonna do this shit, we miss y'all, niggins too, though, because y'all niggas, y'all some real niggins.

We fuck with it. Every time they come to the show, it ain't about no bread, about no nitty. It's like, it's our family, nigger. We fuck with y'all, you feel. Like, we miss that stupid-hand shit. Nigger yelling and talking about, y'all, I spent $800,000 little ticket. Don't fuck you, ain't.

Why would you say that? Why would you say that? Why would you say that? Why? That bitch would get mad like anything. Man, somebody tell Caprisa to hollered up, man. Caprice on y'allel. I ain't drunk with these motherfuckers in the hood for real.

I ain't been buying these, bitch. I've been buying cans. cans or you have to make sure you look in your caprisine because somebody found it was some shit floating in one for real what what I don't know whatever in this goddamn bag is delicious niggi open it bitch I'm talking about somebody I got lick in it firm like me your soup of the ass if you say that boy ain't thirsty Them shit hit the motherfucking spin hot.

Ooh, y'all d'nick's stupid. No, you is stupid. Take it, nigga shit. What's that play? Man, you ain't thusted. What way? What that shit comes? A.

D.C. Ah! Look at this shit. This shit is in the air. But when a nigga put their mouth on another nigga shit, mine's a rock. Man, you don't want this. You want... Oh, shit.

Oh! Boy, you're being ready to hook by that shit, boy. Oh, boy. He won't this. Oh, you want. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh.

Oh. Stupid. Look, I don't know a girl, her teeth is look just like this right here. No. Sang it in the bed. A priest's got this. Why? I'm gonna hit up out of this. I ain't talked to him, man, either.

Mm-mm. Can't be playing in the hood like you ain't hungry and thirsty, but. This a nigga eat that plate, you tripping. That's what. I can't wait. I'm talking. Why don't need that? That's why, you need the strong.

What they want to say so? Why I beat your ass by the Capriza? Why I beat your ass. Hey, man, I grew up with some real gorilla, boy, and you better watch what you say, boy. You pull that caprice, that out. You better drink it. This is our niggas be in the hood.

Hey, boy, you better drink that caprice. Hey, bro, you say you want to sit ground, that shit. ground this shit I got these these right here for the uh you folks this this they got damn what's that that's a caprician cush and this they got damn fruit punting we want you fucking with I let you get away I'm stupid boy she you want both on shit what I said shit I said I said I'm gonna let you get this for the 50 right there for the 50 No, that ain't gab, you know we've been setting that for since and five, boy. They're my partner down.

I'm just letting him know that we fuck with him. See, bro. That's my land too. You want both them bitch, man. Shit, I don't get me. Give me one. Give me one 12 for the motherfucker, man. He's fucking with you too, bro.

He won't do deal like that, man. He don't do deal like that. Yeah, one 12, man. And I'm gonna fuck with you. And we're gonna throw the blunt sin. Come on, bro. I got you two right though. You feel.

I got you. You got you two of them things right though. You feel, just did one twill. You got to do it, bro. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you got to buy it though, bro. Like, yo. Yeah.

Smare this shit, smear this shit. Yeah, go on ahead and smear that shit. Little niggie in the back telling him, you got to buy, bro. He ain't bought shit. No, we telling him he got to buy it. Right. You're fucking crazy, man. Well, he's coming over here not buying, man.

What are you talking about, you're gonna walk out here? Hey, man. What do you want to say to the people before we go back to quarantine? to quarantine. Hey man. Stay prayed up, stay safe, stay clean, you know what I'm saying? I think hand sanitizer is killing all this shit. That's why this shit ain't back on the market yet.

Stop saying that, man. It is, bro. That's why they ain't put it back on the stoves yet. Hand sanitizer. The only thing that's knocking this shit out. You keep your hand cleaning. It's a scam. All of it is, but I think hand sanitize is.

Hey, keep doing your motherfucking thing, man. Look, we're gonna do our motherfucking part. What you doing? These are hand sanitizer. White. Yeah, man. You get the germs off. These motherfuckers is talking some real gangster shit.

This shit says kill 99.99% of germs. What about the point zero one? Nigga, that's some shit that you need to live anyway. Right, like antibody. It probably isn't even a germ. That shit probably a bacteria. See, that's the thing. It don't kill no bacteria.

Right. You don't kill germs. Dead. Nick, don't need to know what the difference between the virus or disease. Ooh, it's the same. Come on. Viruses can exit the body. Hey, man.

I don't know what the fuck going on. I ain't trying to find out neither. You know what I'm saying? black you know i'm a black man i'm black and i'm a lie every time i do this i'm like thank you lord come on man i'm here another day i got other shit to be worried about i did oh tell i want everybody to stay prayed up and be safe and make sure you take care of your loved ones man take care of your kids man damn y'all dick be that niggins i'm so sick of y'all niggins take care of your family take care of them too but they're grown take care of your kids take care of you

raise your kids ain't nobody say you got to go be a family but at least take care of the kids At least take care of the kids, man. At least let your child eat before you eat, motherfuckers. Come on, man. All you motherfuckers who eat before your kids, who are you ugly? You ugly. Alright, man.

You bought that burger and be like, Damn, did you eat? Did the baby eat? Yeah, I hope that motherfucker I had gone. That fucked up. Did the baby eat? Come on, John. Did y'all feed that baby?

Stay preyed up, y'all. You dick. What a butt? Before I dip, I want to just ask one more question to the audience. You want to come over here and pay up. on this little baby tiger. That's all I want to know if you want to come over here

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