The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Storytelling w/Steve Brown | Ep. 14

Episode Date: March 18, 2016

DC Young Fly is on tour so Karlous invited his veteran OG comedian friend Steve Brown to the studio to talk all things comedy. He's had run ins with everyone in the game and has a story to go with it. From Katt Williams to Rickey Smiley. A few more n-word please awards are given out as well. Listen in then tell your cousin's momma to subscribe! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Okay, welcome back to the 85 South show. It's your man, Carlos, Miller. I am in here today with one. One of the comedy beats. We don't bring no comedians on the show unless they're funny as fuck. You know what I mean? So I got my dog, Steve Brown in here.

So why the fuck am I here? Because you that nigga, man. Oh, whatever. You're one of them niggas. You go on stage and don't nobody want to go up out there. You being killed it. Backflips, all types of funny-ass jokes. You got the funny-ass voice.

Hey, nigga, don't say that. Who is the man behind the voice? Hey, man, Steve Brown. That's who it is. I'm just here because you here, nigga. I'm following your leaves. You're the man right now. No, Steve Brown, one of the OG niggas who was like, when I first started doing comedy, he was like, look, I'm gonna tell you, man, you're funny as hell, and them niggas ain't gonna fuck with you. But I'm gonna tell you, man, you're gonna go ahead and fuck with you. I was like, all right, cool.

You know, you're funny as hell, so they ain't gonna fuck with you. So I'm gonna fuck with you. Because you already know in our business, if you're funny, niggas don't fuck with you. They don't. Tell them. Explain that part to him. Man, they hate on you, man. It's, it's dude. They try to do anything to knock you off your game. They would try to bring a rumors, man. They'll do anything. to knock you up your game because they see that you are a threat to them getting work. So that's how the business is, man. And when I first saw this, nigga, I'm like, man, you know what, man. Trust me, nigga, you are funny, nigga.

I fucks with you, though. Trust me. He did. One of the first niggas that was like, yeah, come on the road with me and get this money. But you know what? You didn't do my intro. Steve, look, you didn't been, look, let me see. Comic View.

Uh-huh. Death Jam. Yeah, a little bit of that. Uh-huh. Yeah. Bad Boys of Comedy Yeah, that one too First Amendment stand up

That one too Shit, I'm up Give me some more Byron's Island Byron Allen Tom Joyner Yeah My Dia's family union

All that bullshit Yeah I was in anyway But you know That's not important See He don't let you give his credit He'd be like fuck out of that That's what it is

I'm on an 85 South podcast And right now My career is being defined God damn it So let's do it Make sure you put that on your next flag Like I was on the 85 South show with my nigga colors me we're gonna run this to that's how we brand do dude i'm about to i'm about

50 my instagram follows 50 you got way more than 50s gonna know about about 85 south trust me that's what it is the 85 south show it is your man carlos miller i'm in here today with my cousin steve brown and i'm here i am here what's up man hey man just hanging out with you bro how you been hey man trying to work man trying to be relevant you know that's the hardest shit you can do now to be relevant. Hell yeah, especially in the entertainment world, where people can hate you so easily. Your ass will fall off like leaves

niggas, so I'm glad to be here. Man, we got you in here on the 85 South show, man. You've been watching and checking us out. Now we got you in here. You ready? Hey, man, I'm ready for this, Doc. I'm ready for anything. Anything. What you've been up to? Man, just working, man. You know, grinding like you, man. Just working, man. Got a couple of projects coming up, man.

Reality show, all this other good shit, I'm right. You got a reality show? Man, working on it, man. Dog, I'm a release. to you soon but trust me is out the chain dog and just doing a whole lot of stuff touring like you you know i am on tour i'm on tour right now with nick cannon man we're doing the wild and out comedy tour i know man y'all just got back off the road it's been crazy man we went doing a whole bunch of activities and shit man nigg y'all ziplining we went deep sea fishing in the ocean hell yeah

that niggas try to kill y'all real niggas shit because y'all can't even can't none of y'all niggas swim man that shit was scary they're getting on a boat with about seven white dudes all of them look like sugar bath from Honeyboy. Oh, that I'm gonna try to try. Oh, love, man. Come on out here, Carlos, we're ready to go fishing. What they call you? Carlos.

Yeah, yeah. That's how white people say, when they want to reel you in, Carlos, come on out here. Come out here and go fishing with this, buddy. They were trying to, they were trying to, they were trying to do it. You know, it's crazy as hell when you go fishing and then anyway, but we were on a boat. This was my first time getting on a boat, boat, like a fishing boat. This was like a real life fishing boat.

Really? Like on some forest gum shit. Oh, yeah. So, and we, um, we, on there, right? These crazy motherfuckers is on there bedding and they eating dead fish.

Oh, yeah? Yeah, man, Nick Cannon ate a fucking dead fish. You know what? I saw that. Yeah, I posted that shit on Instagram. Him and Rip, Rip Michaels ate a dead fish and these was like bait fish.

So you know, them little stinking-ass fish from doing all them? Yeah, yeah. He fucking ate the whole fish, chewed it up, swallowed it. That's nasty. That was fucking disgusting. Nick is nasty.

Nick Cannon's a... He's a very strange person, man. Being around this dude, I did not know he was that weird. Oh, yeah, but he's a good dude, though. He's a weird dude, but he's a good thing. Hey, the weird is good. Weird is the new good.

Yeah, so that's what we've been up to, man. Just being on the road, tour life, living on a tour bus. Of course, of course. You know what I mean? It's like being, it's like we're shooting a reality show, but it's definitely going to be something dope, man. I'm looking forward to it, bro. I'm looking forward to it. But see, that's all I've been really up to, man.

So what we got for the comedy hype news? We've got some comedy hype news. Chelsea Handler. She got a new show coming out on, Netflix. You fuck with Chelsea Hanlon? A little bit. Now I fuck with Chelsea Hanlon.

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Gotcha. Sponsored by light skin women with black ass elbows. But that's neither here nor there. Catching you up on the comedy hype news. Be on the lookout May 11th. Chelsea Handler has a new show that's coming out on Netflix. Oh, yeah?

Yeah. I like Chelsea. I got to get my Netflix cut back on in. Do you follow Chelsea? She gets naked like once a week. Oh, yeah, I got to follow. Anytime somebody drops some nude selfish, she'd get butt-negut naked. She ain't got no ass, but she don't mind nobody's seeing it.

Oh, okay. So pretty much, we're missing shit. Right, pretty much. She's showing it, but we're missing it. I don't know if you heard about this, Steve, but they're working on a new major pain. Damon Wayne is coming out with a new major pain. We don't even know if that's official because, Orlando Brown said that.

You know Orlando Brown, the little fat boy from that's all right? He just looked at a lot of lost his mind. Yeah, he didn't got a hold to the wrong weed or somebody let him smell some cocaine or something because he'd been having meltdowns on the internet. He got to fight with his girlfriend at the police station in the parking lot. And lost.

And lost. She beat his ass. She had that little nigger holl in it. She's going to jail for assaulting his ass. That's crazy. Why do you think that happened? What happens though? When you see these child stars, what do you think make them crazy like that when they get old?

The thing is, man, the thing is I feel like they grew up too fast, man, and they don't get a chance to really adapt to society to the people that's around. I mean, because the only thing they know is, you know, cut, or wrap it up, all that other bullshit, you know, TV shit, but they don't really get the chance to really be with normal people. Right. So they can't function. And you know, it's not just child stars who like that. Like, I know you've been around some weird ass celebrity people like, this thing really like this thing really like this. really like this oh yeah yeah yeah yeah my experience cat william cat william's crazy fuck i don't give me what about to say that nigga crazy what's what's so

crazy but what is wrong with this thing man man really think he can fight let me tell you some man years ago loz i'm gonna tell you put your phone game put put it up look i should have took advantage of this situation years ago about 10 years ago i was on i was on a show with him rip you know like i do yeah damn it so after the show you know he looking all crazy and shit because steve brown tends to stay on stage along right you know so you know you He ain't got to agree to that, nigga. But anyway. Right.

Hold up. Anybody knows that. Steve Brown, get on the show. Hey, man, I'm going to go up here. I'm bringing you right up. Two hours later. Oh, okay. Here you come.

You better forget your whole show. I forgot I was on this bitch. Hey, but anyway, look, man. We was on the elevator. Me and my wife at the time, she was my fiancé. And this little nigger, he was like 5 foot 4. And he looked at me, man, and just started rolling his eyes. Like, he was going to do something.

And then he kind of, when he got out of the elevator, it was like me, him and my wife. and he just flinched up like, man, I'd and then just walked up the elevator, and me and my wife just started laughing. We thought it was a joke. Dude, let me tell you something. If I knew back then what I knew back then,

what I would be famous as funk. I should have super socked the hell out of him right there. Some suplexed is that. What? Nick, ma' shit. So it's like, was that the only instance that you had with Cat Williams and Major?

Like, something about this, Nicky. They're crazy. You know, I got a crazy-ass cat Williams store. Like, way back, maybe about six, seven years ago, Somebody called me, was like, man, Cat Williams doing a movie, he wants you in it. You know how they dressed the shit up.

Like they're looking for you specifically. Man, Cat is in Georgia. He's looking for you. He wants you in the movie. Right, right. So we get that. We go down to this man, Barry Hankerson. You know him?

That's Alia's uncle. That's the dude that used to be married to Gladys Knight, I think. So we go to Barry Hengerson House. Barron is the same dude that I also called him the health ratings on Gladys Night. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, but he's a Leo's uncle. That's where everybody, like, he's in the music industry. So we get out there.

This was way before all the crazy, crazy shit, the Cat Williams shit. So we get out there to do the little scenes or whatever. And we were like, all right, so Cat Carl, he wanted us, right? So me and Clayton, we're standing there and he's like, hey, and he walked off, right? But they tried to make it seem like he was looking for us specifically. That was all that niggas said does it.

And then it's like, you know, hey, we're all on the black power shit. Right, right, right. So he's just like, he, he, he, he, he, he, trumped us off so we're like oh fuck cat let's get this little check and get the hell out of here yeah so then he just doing strange shit all day like some white people showed up this nigga turned like super friendly super nice ran straight over to the white people and this was after he was militant right this was 30 seconds yeah like kill all these crap guys oh who are you so then he went they had this big-ass german shepherd he ran right over to the dog start kissing the dog in the mouth I was like

oh my god yeah yeah crazy shit ever but that was the same time he had got in trouble with the breaking in with the horses and all that shit we was actually got to go out there that was my crazy as Ken Williams story and the thing is man I mean I know Lowe's and Lowe's know who I am I'm just one of those people you know I call it like I see and I'm not one of those comics that hate on other comments but when you do dumb shit you know I'm gonna call it out and that's just that's just how I am you know and a lot of comedians they'd be scared to say shit like you can't have opinion because like you said they'd be

trying to they act like hey I can't say shit about this nigger you might put me on the show nigger no he not I'm a bad to fuck with you like that. Let you catch on fire right here, nigga. I'm going to talk about it in my next show. Thank you. And that's what you're supposed to do. It's comedy.

It's comedy. This nigga died on fire. Carlos, that's how my career going to take up. Don't you know another comedian could never catch on fire now after Richard Pratt? I'm like, man, you ain't even original. Right, right. Nigger I already did that. So you're just going to steal rich whole shit.

Oh, you're on fire a while. So you're just going to get a lighter and just let the shit explode on you. Right. You're stealing. That's an idea. How you feel about that comedian? and stealing material premises and shit like that i i feel like this man you know everybody has their own opinion but it's the way you do it if you could do it in your own original way it's your

shit people tend to take your shit and then twist it up and then you know remix it as we call it and then next thing you know they're doing it and and i think i had several um instances with that you know i had to you know i had to punch out r n s j about that you talk about it see this is this this is the type of shit you get on the 85 south show you don't do rumors we talk to the people that was in I had to knock Ernest J to fuck out in in Detroit years ago, you know, when I first got in the business, you know, I was always a physical comic. You know that long. I always, you know, pulling the pants up, doing all this bullshit. Next thing, you know, I worked with him like three or four times.

Next thing I know, you know, I look on comic view because I wasn't even on TV at the time. He's doing all the shit I do. And then so now people started to say, well, he's trying to act like Arne is and this and that. So, you know, I caught him in Detroit. And I'm like, dude, you know, you, you're doing the shit that you saw me do. Oh man it's all good It's all good But when the comic star

Coming right You're not comics Yeah This dude decides He wants to pull his chain Off like he's gonna do something Man It was all over there

I just Nick I went berserk on that bitch So there So that is That's the story That's the story Steve Brown Gets into so many fights

And I remember Don D.C. Curr's like Oh shit He didn't hit him And Quayette was like I ain't got in the do It's shit man You stay in a comedy fight

Man You don't fall a lot of these This niggas, man. I didn't beat a lot of these niggas. Okay, it's a difference. Hey, you know what, though, man, but let me tell you some of, Lowe's, you know yourself, man. Comics are some of the most fucked up people ever. People do not believe me when I tell them that.

Hey, it's more fights that happen in the comedy club didn't happen anywhere. Anywhere else. Anyway, comics be fighting for real. And the thing is, they'll try you, man. They'll try it. So, Loss, you ain't ever been tried on the road before? Let me see. Only comedian that ever tried me was this comedian that nobody even knows, man.

You know him Because he's famous in the comedy world For being that guy that stars shit Like his name You know Tamar Tomorrow Drunk as tomorrow Oh him

Drunk as tomorrow But he got knocked out for several times That's exactly what I'm saying Because he do shit like this This one I first moved to Atlanta Like you know tomorrow He ain't shit as a comedian Is he even doing comedy anymore

No you know he had a bad accident That's why he had a bad accident And then it was crazy So He came up to me He said, this how the shit started. This was a sincere, he had a bad accident. He had a bad accident, but fuck all that!

We're talking about that. We're talking about that. This is what we're talking about. This is before the accident. But how you feel about it? He's cool now. After the accident, he's cool. After the accident, he's cool.

He ain't got a leg. But no, shout out to tomorrow. This nigga came up to me and was like. Fuck that, Nick. So I'm sitting there. I'm just sitting there, right. But did you die? But did you die, though?

So I'm sitting there at the ball, whatever, at the comedy club. Uh-huh. He sit right beside me like, Just staring at me And then he said, who you is? I was like, what? I don't really talk to niggas, I don't know

so I just played it off. You look like you might be a comedian or something, you're a comedian. So I just looked like, yeah. And like, you know me? I said, hell no. This fool's said. Oh, you don't know me?

You must not be no real comedian then. Oh, wow. I'm like, man, I'm about to know your little pussy. You know what I'm talking bad to him. Right, yeah. Then once I figured out that that was his whole thing, that was it. It wasn't no shit like that. Because once I was, you know how you, when you're in a situation back and forth with the motherfucker.

You're like, man, who is this motherfucker? And then it was like Sherman. He was like, oh, fuck that nigga. And then Sherman was it that punched him out though. And that was the nigger who beat him up and shit like that. Hey, let me tell you about Lowe's. Now, Lose, trust me, Lose will get down, but Lose is one of those happy-go-lucky niggins. Like, man, whatever, man.

That's smoke. That's what I mean, bitch. I don't try to get caught up in all that comedy. Because it's so easy, because it's like, comedians, I don't know what it is. They just sit there and they just pick and choose shit. We don't like this nigga for this reason. We don't like him for this reason. Well, all he got is that one joke.

I'm like, nigga, why do y'all sit around and just hate all the time? But then these niggas are jumping the car together. And ride the fuck out like their best friend. That's our business. It's crazy. Schizophrenia. Honestly, the cool part about our business is being on stage and shit like this. What we're doing right?

Chopping it up. Chopping up game, man. That's what it is. That's what it is. What made you jump into the comedy game? Like, people always come on and ask, like, well, what made you start doing comedy? You know what I mean?

A nigga I hate, Ricky, Ricky Smiley. That's what made you start doing comedy? Man, let me tell you some, man. I used to host, well, I played football, of course. And that's my first look. Right. Got fucked up. You know, guy, I played six pins in my right ankle or whatever.

So I just started fucking off hosting talent shows and comedy shows and all that. So he came to the school. And, you know, he was like, man, you ought to start doing comedy, man. You are, you know, such and such and such. I'm like, cool, so this nigga took me on the road with him and Doug Williams and another old school cat and I was on the road with them motherfuckers was probably like two years for three

you know what I'm saying? For real? You know what I'm saying? And to me, it was a really good thing because what I did, I kind of like, you know, put the little seed out there and then just kept doing it, kept going. And then things just grew and all of a sudden, you know, boom,

you know, here and the day. And I could always accredit him for that. I mean, but the other bullshit, you know, that went with it, you know. I ain't going to discuss it, but just no, I ain't just fine of the niggins. That's what it is. A lot of people don't know that. Rickie Smiley wanted, he was one of the most successful

niggins out of all the comedians, and he'd be hating like a motherfucker. That's why you see so many niggins rotate in and off the Ricky Smiley tour because he don't want to see nobody else. He don't want to see it. And then he was one of the ones that tried to blackball me. How is that even possible? In a comedy

Let me tell you something, man. When I, when I taped years ago, when I taped it was Martin Lawrence First Amendment. A dude of mine he was my frat brother. He let me hear the conversation. Ricky literally called in to the show. Is that

to put it on? He called in to the show to the producers and said if that dude Steve Brown taped this show I'm not taping. That white dude was like, okay fuck it. We'll see you next we'll see you next season. And I tape and I rip that bitch. There it is right there. And they let me hear the

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They called me, and it was like, man, we want you to hear something. I was like, could you like, do you have beef with any of the comments? It's like, no, I don't. I'm cool with everybody. Well, we're going to let you hear this. They let me hear Ricky Smiley call in to their show and say, if the dude Steve Brown tape this show, I'm not taping. And it was like, okay, sir, we'll see your black ass next season.

And they let me tape, and I ripped that bitch. That actually happened. See, that is a hell of a story to go from being on the road with somebody for two years, for free, to that. What is it that? Why do you feel like it's like that? Well, man, the thing is, man, people know there are a lot of successful people in this industry but they're who don't even

realize how successful they are but they're also what you call the ones that's uh always looking over the shoulders they're all they're insecure and paranoid no matter how much money they make they're still insecure and paranoid like for instance you know if you if you're around someone like that they'll laugh in your face but behind your back you're like man this motherfucker's too funny i don't put them on the show do let me tell you something man do you know i was homeless No, I didn't know that Dude, I could put it out I was homeless

Me and my son were sleeping in my fucking car He knew that Because at that time I had started getting paid gigs And But the paid gigs were through him Because I was opening for him All of a sudden

I started getting kicked off shows I'm like damn man What's going on with that? And the promoters would never tell me What was going on And come to find out Years later After they wanted to book me again

They told me was him Every last one of them. Damn. Dude got me kicked off shows and made so bad. He knew that it was just me and my son. I was taking care of my son at the time, my oldest son. So me and my son ended up sleeping in my car for probably three or four days. Damn.

So I'm telling you, man, us comics, we go through a whole lot of shit with each other. People don't even know it. People don't even have no idea that it be that real, man. It'd be real. Be that real. But I'm here today on an 85 South Park. 85 South Shore. A lot of people don't even know what this podcast is for, man.

Hey, man. This podcast is for the drug dealers who sell so many drugs. They don't even know how to count the money. They just be like, it looked right, it looked right. Yeah, it's about right. My pocket dicks. It's by right. This podcast is for all the women who live with their home girl in the living room,

sleep on the couch, got all the clothes folded up by the corner of the door. That's what this podcast is for. This podcast is for old niggas who like young nigger rap music. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's me all day. Old nigger. You can tell an old nigger that want to be. young from Mowler. You see the nigga at Walman, he'd be wearing

that brand new old shit. Yeah. But see them old niggas who a singer rap song make it sound like a completely different song. It sounded like a gospel. It's just sound like, blues. Hit me in the trap. Now I rap. And I got crittin' you know. You're like,

what the fuck are you talking about Otis? Love it, man. Love it. This is the 85 South Show. It's your man Carlos Miller. I'm in here with my dog, Steve Brown. Steve Brown, you know, as comedians, entertainers, we get travel all around the United States. We get to see all the big, pretty

cities, and then we get to see them little town that don't nobody go to. Like Tuscaloosa and Oxford, like Tuscaloosa and Oxford, Mississippi. Hell yeah. So what are some of your favorite cities that you like to do shows in, and like, what are some of the cities that you get the most love? You know what I mean? At this point, man,

it really doesn't matter, man. I'm just blessed to be working. My favorite city is Chicago, New York, of course. Chicago shows so much love to comedians. Like they love comedy. They love comedy, man. I said that on this show like three or four times. Chicago. It's totally different.

When you go to Chicago, the comedy show is the event of the night. Like the couples coming out, they dress the light. They're there early, and they're selling food. They came to get drinks. And they're going to kick it after the show. They're going to dance, and they're going to chill, support, and buy all your merchandise. Haddles, he's and hers T-shirt song. Got them.

Ernestine and Lerrae on the back. We together. They have all that. You know you funny as hell when the old-school Chicago niggas come out and they put their colors on. Hell yeah. That's when they wear like a red and black suit and their girl have on like a red and black dress.

Then they had a coat on with all the buttons going all the way down. All the buttons. Because they nuts, nigga. They have a button to button up their nuts, niggas. Button your nuts up. That's it. Hashtag button up your nuts. That's it.

That's our hashtag for the evening. Button up your nuts. But yeah, man, I, like I said, New York, man. The West Coast show a lot of love too, man. The West Coast. To me, man, the West Coast people are the easiest ones to make laugh. Why you feel like that? It's just, I don't know, man.

I don't know. Because I feel like it's easier on the West Coast, too, just because they're so used to, like, a softer brand of comedy. Right, because I think the comics, and it's all love, but from what I can see, from the comic from the West Coast,

they're more so into the way they look and the way they come across as opposed to being, trying to be funny. You know what I'm saying? Us Southern comics, we're like, man, look, yeah, I am in my goddamn tank top. Let's do it. Exactly.

See, a lot of, like, comedians from the South, we just go on stage and be funny as long as it's funny like it's funny to us to like you said be outside and cut some grass and I'm fucking I'm going on right right right right just to try different type of stuff like that and then again we I mean we're country boys I'm from Tuscaloosa Alabama and I'm from Oxford Mississippi yeah Tuscaloos is an Indian word that means nothing to do niggins so that's why I'm I'm traveling every goddamn where Oxford is an African-American word that means shit we're glad to be here What did y'all do for fun in Tuscaloosa, man?

Nothing. That's it. Just look at each other and wait on somebody to do something, nigga. That's what we do. Besides, y'all see this, y'all see this t-shirt, right? You see it. I know y'all play the hell-hous and football. That's it.

That's all we do. Don't say it. Don't say it. You one of the biggest. You want of the biggest? I'm saving it. I'm saving it. I kid.

You are one of the biggest Alabama fans that I know. Who is at all? Like, name your top three all-time Alabama football player. Cornelius Bennett. Who else? Sherman Williams. Man, I got so many, me. I can't.

I just want the top three. Sherman Williams, Kennees-Binnett, Calvin Ridley right now. That's it. All right. But it's so many more. Shout out to Justin Woodall. I know you remember Justin Woodall. Yeah, he was from Oxford.

He was one of y'all best out there. He put it down. Of course. You know what I'm saying. Shout out to Oxford for beating hell out of Alabama when you could nobody do it. Ole Miss beat Alabama when could nobody do it. This podcast is over. I'm fucking out of here.

I don't even like this, Nick. I don't even know what I did. I don't even know why I'm here. So Tuscaloosa, how does that fit into your comedy? Do you get your influences? Man, let me tell you something. Just like Oxford fits into yours, man. You can't shy away from home, man.

You know what I feel like, it's harder to make people laugh that really know you. Right, right, because they're like, oh, I know what you about. You know, you bullshit. You're bullshed shit. You ain't about, you ain't. But the type of shit that make them laugh is like, that's the shit that can never make it on stage. Right, right. A lot of people don't understand.

So it's always good, man, to talk about your roots, man. Of course, you know, both of us are deep southerners, so we already know the struggle, but we also know that, you know, besides the stereotypes, there are some damn good times in the South. Fuck what you heard. People say, it's country, nigga, you go get you a good fish fried and a fat bitch, nigga, you are in there.

It ain't nothing like a down south yard party. Oh, no, hell no. And when you don't even have a real DJ, you just got your uncle truck backed up? That's it. That's it. Man. Mosquitoes be biting your ass, but you don't give them fuck.

Shoes dusty. as hell. That's it, man. Man, we out here. Smell like... 85 South Show. It's your man, Carlos Miller. Steve Brown.

Right here with him, doing it. And we are in this bitch like a fetus. That's how we get down, man. Shout out to my man, D.C. Youngflat. He is out on the road right now. I think you went to South by Southwest. Hey, man, I'm going to tell you something, man. I recently got a chance to talk to that dude.

He's a really cool dude, man. You know what? That dude, man, to me... I mean, he's like night and day. When you see him in person, he's like humble, hey, how are you doing this? Yeah, and there's not no act. He's real. Right, right.

He's real, man. He's a really good dude, man. And at one time, man, I was like, you know, I like, Loz, man, what's up with this nigga, man? All he's doing his videos, is he a real comic or whatever? Man, I can say on this show right now, man, I got so much respect for that dude because, you know, he may not be one the funniest comics right now, but the dude is out here grinding and getting it.

That's right. That's exactly why I fuck with him. He's trying to become something that people say is that he's not. Because, I mean, when I first saw him, I mean, okay, I'm sick of all these goddamn internet comics, saying they this and that. And then, you know, when you see him in person, they ain't shit. But this dude right here, man, he has material. He has content. And the thing that really got me that made me become a big fan of his is, the dude has drive.

Right. He ain't just talking bullshit. The nigga, he's getting it. He's getting on stage working on that shit. He's working it, man. So trust me, I like to see where he is like a year from now on that stage, you know what I'm saying? I mean, everything else is taking shape. But I want to see him about a year from now, man,

because, I mean, he's listening, he's humble, and he's working hard, man. So that's what you can, you know, take from it as far as a young comic, man. How do you feel about the whole internet, the whole impact of internet comedy? I think it's, you know, man. Because, hold up, before you answer,

I wanted to set it up a little bit, because it's like, people, like, a lot of people criticize, like, they try to put it in two separate worlds, like, okay, there's internet comedy, and then they stand up. But I'm starting to see that you got to, like, they, it's one, you got to have them both now.

You gotta have them both now. Like as people, they'll go to your page and they'll follow you, but if you ain't posting some shit to keep them entertained, they're gonna unfollow your ass and go to the silly shit. Right, right.

Well, you know, the thing is, at first, when it first came out, I was like, this shit is hurting the game. It's hurting the game. And then, you know, the shit that DC did and a couple of others, a few others, it made me realize, and the other comics realized

that, you know what, like you said, you can't have one without the other. And the thing is, it's, it's just one of those things, man, whereas it's taking our journey a whole other direction. Now, you got to do this. You got to do it. It's like, no, you know what?

A motherfucker's going to see me regardless because I'm putting my shit on the internet now. Exactly. So that's what it is. Now, you ain't got to go through all this and all that now. And now, in this day and time, because of that shit being so strong, in order to get bookings now, the first thing the promoters going to ask you is, well, how many followers you got? What's your social media like?

And now, really, it ain't about being funny like it used to be. Oh, this guy's funny. He would take his word. No, it's about how many followers because the followers are going to follow you and pay to see you. And then they're going to really see if you're the motherfucker

you say you are on Instagram or all these other social media outlets. So it's a good thing. But then again, it exposes a lot of motherfuckers too. You know what I'm saying? Like Country Wayne. Country Wayne.

Have you ever seen him before? Yeah. Fucking awful. I'm sorry. I haven't seen them try to host nothing and nothing like that. I've just seen these videos online. I mean, oh, videos online

is great. They're great. Videos online. I mean, he'd make you laugh, you know, whatever. But at the same time, you see him in person, I'd be like, I'd have to kill this nigga. I'd have to kill him.

And that's what, I mean, you got to say it calm. So, you know, I'd, I'd kill this. Yeah, that shit, it'd be crazy. Right. Because it's like, you sit there, you watch these. And we, it's not like, I'll be hating. I'd be wanting these motherfuckers to be funny. Of course.

And he's, you know, you know, Zoom in, you sit in like that. Okay, nigga, come on. Yeah. Come on. And then we fuck around and be on shows with these niggas. And then they try to, you know how they try to put some real comedians around. around them I'm lying and then they can't even do the shit that you and then you're like well you need to come up off some of that check amen or or I tell them I'm like look dude

come off the check number one or you can have to go on behind me you you the motherfucker they came to see so you had to go on behind me and I do about a quick hour in 45 okay Steve Brown I got some topics over here that are just these are just random Carlos topics of the day oh shit I want to get your opinion on them. How do you feel about male birth control? They've been working on this male birth control shit for the longest. Would you ever take male

birth control? No. No, I wouldn't. You know what I mean? Let people be who they are, man. You know what I'm saying? Just give a nigga a condom, you know? Give a nigga a condom and be responsible. I think the male birth control came out of niggas not want to wear a condoms. Yeah, man. But then again, if you don't wear the condom then you're going to, you know, you're going

get that goddamn three-on-one Ghana-herpicepice, Nicky. I don't support Mel Burck Patrol. That's when your dick fell off, but it still be itching. It's still itching, but it's still itching, but it's still itching. I don't think I ever take no male burq-patrial. No, man. Because you got to look at these things already

dressed like bitches, act like bitches. You fuck around and start taking the pills. Dude, it's giving me in another avenue to be... Bitches. Don't do it. And that's it. Don't do it. I'm good.

I haven't had a bisectomy. I'm good. I got 20 kids. I'm good. You got 20 kids? You don't got a bunch of damn kids. Niggins say, I got 20 kids. I'm out this, motherfucker.

I'm out this bitch. I'm out the game. Man, go and take these nuts off. I'm through with these nuts. Hey, sir, a doctor. You can get these nuts off? I need these nuts. Nick, my nuts.

My nuts hanging from my damn rib you mirror. You went and got them bronzed. Bronze. Okay. I don't know if you heard about this, but Jared Fogel from Subway. He's in jail for sexual assault against children. Child molester. Yeah.

He got a assault. Salted in jail. No, somebody gave them that foot loan. They put that foot to his goddamn ass. They put that foot to Jared, goddamn. They gave that nigger a foot long with cheese. Beat that. They beat Jared to sleep.

Hell no. You know, on this show, we give out awards. Uh-huh. We have an award called the Nigger Please Award. Oh, yeah. Let's do it. Anybody you want to give a Nigger Please Award to right now? You know what, Cat Williams.

That's a... I want to give it to cat. Cat, sit your little like, did you see the video from Philadelphia? Yeah, man. Tell me that was not the funniest shit. Man, I don't understand. What's just this boy shit right here?

I don't understand that. Can you do that? I can't do it. I can't do it. And you're looking crazy in the mouth. That don't even make me want to fight. Do you let you get your ass knocked out like this? You know, as a matter of fact,

I'm going to do the rest of the podcast just like this. You need to sit your ass down, cat wheel for real. Sit your goddamn ass. I like how he premeditated that punch with that little. With the motor combat rock. Yeah. And then you can see. his mind, like, he's not as crazy as we think

he is, because he was like, should I hit this nigga, man? Should I hit this? And then something just said, go on do it, can't. Go on do it. As soon as he did that, something in mind said, that nigga, going to kill you. Man. He's going to hear this shit and hear me like, Steve Brown, Carlos. Yeah. You want to talk

about a nigga, keep a nigga name in your mouth. That's what bitches do. Yeah, that's what we do. We already know it's coming. It's coming. You know, make me famous. Talk about me. Just act like we can't have an opinion on shit. And the thing is, man, you know, the thing is, I give it to him. I give him that word.

The nigga pleases of a war. I mean, do you, you got all the success, man, that brothers like you and I are doing everything we possibly can. Within reason. Within reason. To get to your level. And you're doing dumb shit. Exactly. And you're showing the world your demise, you're down with spiral, and you're showing to the world.

And it's making these executives look at, look at this comedian pool like. Don't get them niggas $10 million. You see how black comedians act when they get $15 million? Yep. Why y'all can't act like Kevin Hart? This nigger is America's favorite. America's favorite. And the thing is, man, he's America's favorite, but you know what?

He's a really good nigga. One thing about Kevin Hart, Kevin Hart is a good dude. The nigga came to Tuscaloosa, man. And, I mean, he's a type person, man. If he talked to you today, he'll remember your name next week. Next year. Next year. Kevin Hart is a good dude.

And the reason I'm saying that, because we don't want 85 South podcast to get shut the fuck down. So Kevin Hart is a good thing. Yeah, he's a good, nigga. We're going to get Kevin Hart on here. Yeah, yeah. We might not be able to afford Kevin Hart,

but we'll get the nigga who drive him around when he comes to Atlanta. But you know what, man. Get his limo drive. Real talk, though, man. Kevin Hart is the type of dude that would do it anyway. I know.

Real talk. You asked me, like, you know what man, I ain't doing shit. Let's do it. I've been knowing Kevin Hart's in like 07. He'd be like, yeah, yeah. Let's do it. Okay, okay.

Hey, we're going to do it. We'll do it, we'll do it. Don't talk where I'm talking. Don't nobody's get to say nothing. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it by myself. Just do it. Don't even come in.

Fuck it, 85 South Show. Taking over. So he's a good dude, man. But that award, I got to give it to Catwick. The nigger please award. Sit your ass down. I'm going to get my baby chair. I always give my nigger please award to people who really deserve it.

So this week, I'm giving the nigger please award to my man Ben Carson for coming out and endorsing Donald Trump. He gets the nigger please award. Yeah, he needs to say. Because last week he was like, no, when he's fucking with Donald Trump. Then this week he came out and was like Donald Trump, good nigga. Man, that nigga, that nigga Ben Carson turned an uncle Ben. Didn't he just, that motherfucker, he just, that motherfucker being just, I mean, just, I mean,

I mean, I mean, Coon with a capital seat, nigga. I'm still mad. He's talking about he got robbed that Papa ass. This bitch-ass. I mean, this nigga, man. Ben Carson, you got to be ashamed. You need to be slap. He really not going to be ashamed, but yeah.

Yeah. I really don't, I don't want to vote. I want Barack Obama to stay the president. You know what? I think that's what everybody in America really wants. They don't even want to go through that voting process. I really want to keep Barack, at least for like one more year. They'll give me one more year.

Just to see what's going to happen. Because you've got to understand something, man. Everything Barack said he was going to do, he pretty much did. Gas prices low. Man, gas prices so low, I'm buying snacks and shit again. Nicky, man, gus gas prices are the lowest head. Let me tell you some, gas price so low, niggas can jaw ride again.

They can draw, actually enjoy a ride. Because at one time, niggas couldn't even afford the jury ride. We just pile up in the car, smoke the bun, talk about places we used to know. And drop people off at the house. That's it, nigga, that's it.

Man, gas prices low as hell now, though, just like you said, you ever, like, filled your tank up? And then it was, like, way, way lower than you thought, like, your shit filled up at, like, 14, 26. Yeah, yeah. You just say a prayer right there at the pump.

Look at God. Look at God. Hey, but now you feel your car up, nigga, the whole meter just go all the way into the, shit, past the L. Yeah, past of the, yeah, so I'm good, man. I love Barack Obama, man. And the thing is, man, you know, I still can't see Trump being president.

I can't. But, you know, that would be a fucking embarrassment to the nation. It really would. I can't believe America is our, I can't believe we are where we are right now. Man, think about this, though. He, he the president, right? He on the lawn of the White House about to make a state of the union address and a strong wind just come and blow that nigga lace front up.

That'll be so fucking embarrassing. That would be funny as hell of. Because he's going to be there. You know if he do become the president, we're going to get to see him over the years. You remember how black Barack Obama hair was? No, that nigga looked like Danny Glover on it. What?

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I can't vote for Hillary Clinton either. Well, yeah, man, I don't know what, I don't know, man. I can't vote for Hillary Clinton. So you're going with, what's his name? Bernie Sanders. He don't, some ain't right about that nigga to me. But he looked like he bought out of him, man. He looked like he ain't got, I don't know.

I feel like, because they keep showing all these pictures of him, like, in the civil rights movement, he's hanging out with Martin Luther King. He then chained himself to a black woman. That's because he's trying to get the black vote. I believe them pictures. photoshopped. Yeah, they are. He ain't out there with Martin Luther King. I believe them pictures was Photoshop. Some of them pictures of Martin Luther King was photoshop,

I don't see it. But see, I feel like Bernie Sanders was going to do all that shit that he said. He'd been in politics so long he could have been and did some of that shit. He don't got to be the president to do some of that shit. I don't know about Bernie. But he do be saying some shit where you can't deny him. He was like, and black people need reparations. I'd be like, they damn show do it.

You damn show need them reparations. Do it. Do it. Do it, Bernie. But then again, but I don't know. food over right now man it's either gonna be i'll tell you what's gonna be democrat though they ain't been to be no guy ain't got to worry about no damn uh trump man trump getting white people asses kicked too you know that right i know white people sure i what i did not know white people were still that goddamn racist man what

i didn't know they was still they i thought it was just the police shit regular white people it's called hidden racism they gonna smile and then and then you see him at a rally with all them goddamn trump signs and then it's crazy man because i was doing the Brunner Brothers hair show, and at the same time, the Trump rally was going on, and we were letting out at the same time. We were passing by, and you should have seen the white people with them Trump signs, folding them bitches up.

For real, they were trying to hide them? Did you see how Chicago shut the whole Trump rally down, though? What? Hey, shout out to Chicago. Shout out to Chicago for shutting that shit down. That niggas caught the bus down there and shut down. Them niggas was like, what? But you know I made me happy about it though, though? It was was people of all races. It wasn't just black people.

It was people of all races and shut that bitch down. And I love- Chicago need to keep that same energy, you know, and get that murder race shit down. Yeah, man, that's crazy. You know what, man, the thing is, though, they speak really harsh about Chicago as far as the murder rate and all that. But, you know, I can knock on water whatever I can find.

But every time I've gone to Chicago, I've always had a great time. Great time. A great time. Great time, man. And then it's like the people from Chicago, they try to make sure that you have a good time. have a good time. They try to keep you aware from that bullshit. Oh, but hold up.

One instance I did have. Uh-oh. It wasn't need to. Tell us. But, man, let me tell you something. And this right here, man, was crazy. I did Chicago some months back with my dude, bald-haired Phillips.

Yeah. Shout out to Ballhead, Phillips. And Ballhead, my dude. And Ballhead's cousin came to the show. I mean, we had a wonderful time, great time. And he was like, dude, you weren't the funnest I've ever seen, man. Blasee, blahzee, dude, you ought to come to the after party with us. Well, you know, I'm at that point now.

Well, I don't really do the after party. Yeah, I'll do it after party. I'm going to go for about an hour when I'm out. You know what I'm saying? But this time I declined because I had a really early flight. Man, ballhead came to get me the next morning, and I could tell he had been crying. I'm like, dude, what the hell is going on with you?

Like, man, my cousin got killed last night in the club. It was that same dude that invited me to the club. Damn. They shot him in the club. And they weren't even shooting at him. He was just there. Damn. They got the shooting and shot him in the club.

Man, I'm like, damn. So that really bothered me a whole lot, man. Other than that, man, you know, I had a wonderful time in Chicago. I always had a show in Michigan one time. Me and ice cream, and this dude got into a fight with security, and somebody stabbed him and he died. So they didn't get ice cream? No, they didn't get ice cream?

Shit. You stupid as that. Shit. Niggas always missing. You dumbest hell, man. So they ain't nicke ice cream or nothing? Nothing. He walked away safe.

Damn. You stupid as hell, man. 85 self-show. 85. It's your man, Carlos Miller. This is a podcast for everybody who put chapstick on, and your lips still be chapped. Yeah, that's who it's for me. Steve, what's your social media, man?

Social media, man, y'all make sure y'all follow your boy, man, so I can get followers like Lowe's. Comic Steve Brown, one word, comic Steve Brown. That's Instagram and Twitter. What you got coming up? Hey, man, I got a dude, I got like a lot of tours coming up, dog. Like I said, then I got that reality show on pitching, man. You still host the, you still have to. happening now i'm at the new club i'm at the new club though dog

drop your pro mode i'm now at the atlanta comedy theater y'all at funny friday so y'all make sure you y'all check that out man i'm there uh two Fridays out of the month also i have my own shit uh funny friday funny first Friday in tuscaloos you've been there plenty of time hey shout out to uh archibalds man archibald and withdraws um archie ball and withdraw y'all make sure you got the best barbecue and wings in the fucking nation so y'all you got check that out there were talking about cities that that sure was love. Tuscaloosa showed me so much love.

And you know I've been coming to Tuscaloosa fucking with y'all for the longest and it's just like, it ain't about no TV shit. It ain't about none of that because that was, they showed love before all of that. Every time me come to Tuscalozy, he fuck at least four fat bitches. At least, at least, man. At least. I'm looking at the camera, at least, nigga. Hey, you remember I had the back bitch who was in love with me down there?

She was like, all they fuck with boys, but it's just something about color. Every time she see him, she got to tape them tities up, nigga. Shout out to all the lesbians who really gay, but they just want to try some dick. Hey. We love you. I'm out here. Steve, you ever been somebody's a sad nigga? You know, I'm a sad nigga, Supreme.

You know what I mean? You've seen the movement growing. Hey, I got to keep you away from me, nigga. That's a side. Because I have fucking around started doing that shit too. Don't do. Have you ever been a sad nigga before? You know what I mean?

Everybody's been a side nigga before. But that's what I'm saying. Won't nobody admit the shit. I'm the only way who meant the shit. Any of y'all been a side nigga before? See, I quiet shit, got niggas looking at the float. Man, go on with that boy shit, man. Go on with that boy shit, bro.

Why you got to be bringing up the pads and shit, man, quit bringing up old shit. Yeah, yeah, everybody's been a side nigga, man. Sometimes it's a treat to be a side of them. It's a real, especially if she's fine as hell. Yeah, yeah. Better than nothing. So, low, so you're going, how long you're going to continue to be a side of that,

man? Man, until one of these fine-ass women saved me, man. I don't know why they're trying to push me to be a better nigga when I know it's some guy. great women out there who love niggas who ain't shit? Oh, yeah. Why should I get my shit together? Why should you get your shit did you see the lady who won, she won like

$120 million? She didn't spent like $6 million getting her boyfriend out of jail? He's cheating. Bitch, if you don't find me on social media is at Carlos M. I'm just waiting on her to hit my inbox. I don't even go to jail like that. She bullshit.

Fuck being a good man. I'm trying to find me a rich as woman. If this bitch inbox me, me and my wife, marry, you bitch. Inbox me. Baby, that's our girlfriend. Shout out to all the women out there who got good-ass jobs. Make a lot of money. Hit me on my

email. Carlos Miller at Gmail. I don't give a fuck what you look like. You got a check coming every week, every two weeks. I'm fucking with you. This nigga's desperate for a little. You know what type of woman I really want? I really want a woman who do have, but not like just a regular beautician. You heard what I said.

A woman that do have. That do have. That means she do hair at the shop. She do hair at the house. She'll come to your house and do have. Like, them in the black community, those are the richest motherfuckers ever. But they have doctors, but they had on to be done. They had on ever be done. And they always sleepy.

Why are you so sleepy? I did braids for eight hours yesterday, but he had killed me. But she'll have $3,000 in the left titty. But she'll fuck though. She will fuck. That's all done. I love beautic. Shout out to all the beauticians that do.

weaving, washing sets, pressing curls. Speaking of beauticians, man, shout out to my beautiful wife, Cherry. You know my wife, that's why you married her because you got that beautician money. Of course, beautiful, she got that beautician money, man. Your wife do hair, makeup, eyelashes, eyebrows. Everything.

Everything. Me, goddamn. I saw, I'll be on, you know I'm following on Instagram, support our business and shit. I'd be saying the before and after pictures over, I'd be getting mad. Like, you mean. That's like surgery.

You mean, you turn this. babbon into a princess for real yeah so yeah so she she'd be she'd be uh performing surgery on bitches so that's cool that's cool 85 South show this is my favorite podcast man because we got love it do we have so many different like diverse people watching this shit people send me Snapchat they'd be watching it they be listening and watching this shit in Australia Kuwait Saudi Arabia countries like Alabama country as places like Alabama shout out to all the real niggas who be like low man this shit need to be longer I swear to God.

Like, we could put out a 30-minute podcast. Hey, what they say? I swear to God. Like, if I put out a 30-minute podcast, they'd be like, the shit ain't long enough. We put out one that's an album to hand. They were like, nigger, come on with the shit. We need it longer.

So we're going to stop editing this shit. We're going to put the whole shit out, man. No cut, no nothing. Hell, I love it, man. You still ain't, you mean, come on with the shit. God damn, what y'all going to do? Hell, yeah. Like, man, when are you going to put another one out?

Like, bitch, you got to listen to the rest of them. So I really want to thank all the people who've been supporting us since the first episode. Support this show, man. This shit, trust me, when I first heard it, man, I'm like, dude, I got to be on this shit, dog. This shit is, it's going to take off, man. It's going to take off big time, man.

I didn't even know that people, like, really appreciate it just regular conversation like that. Like, it'd be people who work, like, warehouses, and overnight, a lot of truck drivers hit us and shit and be like, man, I fuck with the show like crazy, man. And we got the show on SoundCloud, iTunes, and if you follow any of us on social media

just make sure you hit the links man because we got the links up Hey man this shit is off the chain dog It's really catching up man really taking off What the motherfuckers is hating on this show or whatever like man I'm gonna listen to see what the fuck

they're talking about You hook now bitch You're hooked That's what I was just about to say You were hooked That's how crazy success is All the niggas who used to hate me fucking with me now

Let me gonna watch this shit See what dead fuck niggas gonna do That's why I ain't And now you're laughing And shit and you hook Got you bitch Fuck that nigga But that shit is real.

That shit real of hell, my knicker. That's a real-ass shit. Love these niggas, man. I got to get some new haters, man. My haters been hating on me so long. They fuck with me now. Oh, shit. You got to get some more, man.

I got to get some new haters. I got to create some, Nick. I'm just going to starve some shit with somebody. I don't get to fuck. I got to me. You always stay in some shit, though. You stay in some shit. Shit is too calm these days.

Something ain't right. Something ain't right. All right, let's make a new award. Who need the shit slapped that up? The slap the shit. You need the shit out of something. to slap the shit out of somebody award who need one let me see you need the shit slapped out your ass award right you need the shit slapped out your ass award okay you go first what do you donald trump

don't know god damn well he need his ass man being carson all the police officers need the shit slapped out of them just to humble them up hey so so where is the worst experience you've had with a police officer where the in in mississippi you know what me too mississippi me too mississippi me too Tell me about you. What about you? I got pulled over one time. The police, this is the crazy shit up. He said, I looked like I was about to start picking up speed.

You looked like it. I looked like I was about to start picking up speed. Man, that's some bullshit. How about, nigga? I was in Mississippi, and the police officer got mad at me and my role manager because we were too fucking nice. Wow. He was expecting some.

I was in my car, and I always practice. I always do, like, political. of correct shit when I get stopped I let down all the goddamn one was cut all the cut all the lights on in the car put out my my license and registration on dashboard give it to him yes sir how are you this and this and just talking to him and he was just getting agitated and then I was like he was in my role man who's driving the car and he was like well who's cars that's like I said it's my car nobody's fucking talking to you such as I just tried to incite right he

wanted y'all to act like niggas I was like yes sir but see I'm glad you brought that up because that's exactly how you got to handle you got a hand in a lot the black men, you know how we feel about that, man, fuck them. No. Fuck, you stop me from me. Get my mama shit. It ain't none of that. That's dumb days over. Yes, sir. No, sir. Yes, I have my license. Would you mind,

would you like for me to get them for you? Hell yeah. Officer, look, I'm reaching into the console to get my life. Whatever you need. You got to make an announcement for everything. Because I'm going to tell you something, man. Because the reason we're losing a lot of brothers, man, because, you know, we're not going by that, my little philosophy.

And that is, sometimes a hero, I mean, the coward came and told you how the hero fucking die. There you go. Say it again. The coward came back and told you how the hero died. Hero ain't nothing but a sandwich. That's right. That's it, nigga. And hard as a nigga dead three days, nigga, trust me.

What? So I'm like, dude, sometimes you got to be the coward. Sometimes you got a no win to do that. In a no-win situation like that, it's called wisdom. Damn real. So, there it is. 85 South. You damn right.

I'm loving it. If the police pull your ass over, turn it to the soft-spoken nigger you never thought you would be. Hi, I'm, I'm Stephen. My name's Carlos Miller. I'm Stephen, and I'm... Yeah. Nick, I turned to one of my old-school singers, Larry, can't sup. Do you know why I poured you over?

No, sir? I just mose it along speed limit if I can't, sir. Niggum, I'm telling you, though, you got to be super, super nice. 12 years of slave on these, nests. The shit, 13, fuck that. 13. I'm telling you, the thing is, man, I feel like even if you get pulled over by a racist cop,

I feel like that if you make him feel that you're not a threat, no matter how, you know, how crazy he acts, I feel like you'll get off. As a matter of fact, I've gotten off on several tickets just doing that. I mean, if you can give me a ticket, and then you got those officers, good, man, you're great, okay, cool, I like you, whatever. Still write your finances.

You know, I have a good day. Hey, I'll be right back, okay? You hold down, man. You're funny as hell. Yeah, yeah. Okay, what we need you to do is you're going to have to come back on the 15th. Yeah, I'm like, bitch, I had a kid. I tried to kill you.

So I front it for all this, for you to give me a ticket. It's better than getting shot, though. Yeah, it is. I pay all my tickets. Hey. Bullets hurt. They do. Hell, yeah.

So much for that one. Police, be careful, and we'll be careful as well. That's how I talk when I went on. Oh, where are you? Shout out to all the police officers. who just needed a job. You ain't really into it for all that. You're just trying to lock in some insurance.

Hey, man. And, you know, and some of them hate their goddamn jobs. I know they do. They hate them. You know, they want them to be cool, though. You know, like, why they make all the old black police officers work, like, at the jail? Like, you ever been inside the jail? No, I've never.

I've been in there. That's where all the cool, old black folks work. So what happened? What did you? They're just some boys. Just being black. When you're young and you black, you're going to jail. Oh, fuck that Zoom in.

You are. Zoom in. You're going. I'm going to ask him again on an 85 South podcast. Loz, why the fuck did you go to jail? Now, zoom it to him. I went to jail for breaking the law. That's why I got caught breaking the law.

See, that's how you fucking end up going to jail. You get so comfortable. See, it was just a habit. When you get in a habit of doing the wrong shit all the time, in your mind, it's just deductive reasoning that it ain't that bad because you do it so much, and then you get caught in your routine. Hey, this nigga talking like a nigga

Yeah, when a nigga go to jail No, see what it was, it was institutionalized racism in a system that had been set up before me where a nigga couldn't win anyway no matter if I made the right decision or the wrong decision, that was still going to come from a black man because my

education had put me into a society where I was never supposed to be anyway when they disrupted me from my homeland put me in a natural environment that wasn't natural to my beings and nobody'd be knowing what the fuck they're talking about and all this nigga did was steal some potatoes Stop eating Skittles because Skittles got pork in them

They got one of them Skittles have pork in them Skittles are not meant for the man Starbursts were created by the white man As a device to keep black children divided Hell no You're running to that nigga But know somebody about every goddamn thing

They don't know nothing But he'd be getting the information confused Fucked up. Carrots cause blindness in the fetus. What, what the hell are you talking about?

In the fetus, niggins. 85 South Show is your man Carlos Miller. Steve Brown. I appreciate you coming through

the night, man. Anything you want to leave him with. Hell yeah. Wherever you go in life, wherever you go in life, bitch, that's what you're going to be.

That's what the fuck you're going to be. That is it. That was some good-ass advice. Nick, I see a tear in your eyes. My uncle used to tell you. me all the time if you wasn't born you wouldn't be here and be serious as hell serious as hell you go in the room and think about that shit what the fuck that nigga just said what the fuck does that even

mean hey man I'm happy to be here man amen trust me man it's great being on this show man the shit gonna take off man I'm gonna be a part of history if you are man and I'm glad that you came through and I'm glad that you actually watched the show and you've been listening and you've been supporting because that's all it is hey man you know when people say we're glad you came through That means that motherfucker's ready for you to leave. I ain't going to go nowhere. You ain't got to go nowhere. I'm glad you here.

Shit, we're going to take advantage of you while you in here. You know what I mean? Let's make it happen, though. Let's make it happen. So, yeah, Jemann Carlos Miller, side nigger Supreme. To all the side niggas out there holding it down? This nigga, yeah.

I got to do it, bro. I'm the only one who out here giving side niggas hope. This is our platform. And I was just letting them know. I don't know what they've been up to because I wasn't here last week. I don't know what happened. I didn't get no kids.

Hit me on social media Let me know what's going on So what's you're saying You're the voice of the side, nigger I am the official spokesperson That's why I'd be on social media I interact I talk to people from different corners

of the world See what's going on Because I'm gonna go out there But the side You got what you want to know I know all the shit I got the knowledge man I got the knowledge

It's a fucked up a spot to be in As a sad nigga Because sometimes you might want to You might want to jump out there And be the main nigga But you can't Because you're true to the game Right, okay.

Yeah, man. This nigga's serious. Dead ass, serious. This is not just some shit that I say it. This is the way I live. Instead of saying, you don't want to be a good man to the women. No, fuck that. I want to be a side nigger and that's what I'm going to be.

I want to be a side nigger. That's it. Use me for whatever. I don't even know. I'm not committing to shit. Fuck it. You know what? You know what?

Because people ain't shit. Yeah, I feel you. Women, men, whatever. Just live life. Fuck it. I'm the delivery. man. This nigga ain't shit. You've been never coming to my house. I can you. I won't.

I won't come over there. Shit. I come home. Loose told me, bitch, I can hear you. Sad nigger nation. We out here. It's your man Carlos Miller. 85 South Show. Steve Brown. We're out of here. Wonderful. We out of here. 85. 85. 85. 85.

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