The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - "Streaming" w/ Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly, and Reginald | 85 South Show Podcast

Episode Date: February 13, 2026

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Can I get to weed? Yeah, yeah, you got you. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I said he got it, man. I said he got a fish. I should have put a later, huh? Okay.

What? You know, you smoke? Yeah, he got it. You're going to slow in on or what? I ain't alive. What you do? For the brand. You ain't got to smoke on camera, nigger.

You know how I could. Yeah, Fee. I need some options. You ain't gonna stop the money for smoking, though. Ain't nobody gonna stop me from smoke a weed. That shit. damn nil. She's legal and fuck.

You're all about how you smoke weed. That nigga, I'm telling that. I was smoking in the BETO war in the building, nigga, on the stage. I said, I said, that's a brand. Give me some weight.

That man in the building on the stage with the blood. I said, Snoot. I think we were on the stage at the BET war with that motherfucker I said, this nigga got more money

to everybody in this bitch. I said, that nigga, gunned. Snoot. A nip. A n' dude, don't stay. BAT award smoking a blunt. Oh, man, Snoop guy. I said, this, nigga. Now, I got a hot box with that nigga be.

Hey, we got to smoke before the show. We ain't smoke yet. Let's smoke before we do this next one then. Come on. I'm with it. I'm going to smoke. We're doing it. Yeah. But I don't think he wants to smoke on camera, do you? Not having them. No, you don't want to smoke on camera, do you? But we're going to smoke in four weeks. He's on that German right now. No, man. He gets clean. He getting clean, man. Don't let me wipe out clean you up. Nah, ain't a lot. It's not for the white foes for me.

No, I'm saying, you get clean. I'm saying. Don't got that thing they gotta switch you out of you being you for them, for to be a set. Look, I did, I'm gonna tell ya, I did, I went through that my second year wild and I, that was my worst year ever, nigga. Ever.

Nick, I had a clean, nigga, my pro was so perfect. Nigger, but I'm, I won't, I, I was, I was switching up, thinking that I gotta be. So when you feel like, trippy. So he felt like the weed. It wasn't the weed. It wasn't that. It was just, I'm thinking I'm going to adjust and shape myself up of how they going to set me.

Nah. And I'm like, nah, bro. I need to just clean me up. Which means it be a better businessman, know how to treat people, come in here professional, coming here on time, coming here ready to work. Don't disrespect nobody. Know how to move. Know how to talk.

Knowing that the street shit ain't going to be able to get me nowhere in here. I got to know how to go in here talking to these people. That's cleaning up. That's where I had to accept me, though. That's where I met with a two, though. But you got to understand. With the streaming shit, that shit is like the biggest shit right, right, right, right, right. Anything can block.

Me being who I am, I came in this shit smoking. Like, when I first met you, feel what I'm saying, car, shit like that, I was smoking on bro's shit. Yeah, you turned down that money. For me? I'll be watching y'all, nigg. So it's like to really change the narrative and, like, rebrand, it's like, niggas associated my whole shit with weed, but I'm bigger. See, he's got ahead of it, though.

Right, right, right. On you're doing it on your own team, you're straight. Right, right, right. Don't wait on nobody to tell you. Do your shit when you, they're like you did. You're going to feel it when you're like, all right, I'm at a place where I got them, and they fought with me.

It wasn't even about that. Oh, he was, he was, you were hanging out. You was his age, me. No one trying to tell you. I was hot, I was in. I was 42. God damn. What I mean?

God damn, boy. What are you? I'm saying, I'm here. In here cussing in front of me. Oh, yeah. I'm still telling me you, fuck all these teeth. When they tell me,

go to stay, man, fuck this shit. Scoot over this way in a bit. Oh, we got a bad wood. The seat, man. I got hit the blunt, man. Wait, with these props? No, this is real.

In real. In real backwood. No, real badwood. Right, guy. Now, I ain't gonna lie. And my palm is smoking at least 10 a day. I don't know. You had 10 a day?

Ten a day. Oh, man, you were the weed head. Was I? My name Reggie. We used to smoke extendos all day. No, but I don't remember the extendo games. Boy, boy. So you don't fuck with the papers and grabber.

That ain't your body? Nah, man, we, we, we, we... Not the grotto. Let me tell you how, bro. It's the same thing, bro. We don't have important people, sheriffs, and these bitch and everything. Blowing it straight down. It's a culture.

It ain't no such thing. Some brand might not want to be affiliated with weed. That's cool. That's another thing, too. You can't, I think I'm 21. I got a large, large audience. You got a lot of kids following two, though. And I can't be different.

Really, when I'm, when I'm the show. For me, so it's like, at least build that up. So where it's, though, you mean? Let them get grown with you. Right. I definitely understand that. Yeah, you got about 10 more years. You got to wait 10 more years.

You got to wait 10 more years. You can do this. You get, man. You know what I'm saying? You understand. I'll keep forgetting. See, you 21. Now I got to talk like an old head.

I'm talking like, man, fuck it. Nah, shot, I got to talk like a... I get it. I get it. You feel what I'm saying? Like, I... Yeah. Your fan baby, they're 10.

I want a whoop a nigga. I need two more weeks. You just got to figure out. I want a woman. My fan baby 10 in a little. He's not going to look. Rick Jane Legg. It's different.

What's up, bro? My name, nice to meet you, he won't. He didn't see your fat head. Hey, dude. I need two weeks just to figure out. I ain't a lot. So, how you go from him?

He got to get started, A-Self. Shit, you was over there doing this shit in a while and he was just like, come fuck with me. And I was just like, all right, I'll come up with you. This is your idea. Yeah. Who, y'all are? This is his idea. 80% stop and show that shit was your idea.

Man, I can't. Hey, I said, bro, I don't know what we're going to do. We got to do something. I ain't know what. I was like, bro, if we said in this one fucking read the newspaper, they're going to fuck with him. For sure. Let's put something together. I like the way you think.

I ain't a lot. You feel me. They didn't have a partner. He's just like, all. Let me, let me rock with my partner. But I already knew of him. I already knew of him from being a comedian, you feel me, my nigga. Oh yeah, you are.

It was just the principal. It was, oh, gee, them shout at that. That I like it all-head around these nigger. I love that shit. Yeah. This black is going to split that bitch in a third in rolling. That's what helped me quit, though. What?

In my house. I was, I got like, I was, I'm going to lie. Five miles in the day when I first quit. Listen, when I was trying to get back on the weed, I was smoking five miles a day. Five black a mile. I can't smoke a black of mine. Not the same. I wish I couldn't.

No, them shit still. I used to, I used to, I used to, bro, that shit. I thought a nigga who smoked black a mile was so pleaded because I used to love the way they smell as a young nigga. I'm like, damn that shit. I hate it black a mouth. I got on black a mile was 10 cigarettes. It is. It's a lot of tobacco.

That shit hit harder, man. Any nigga who smoke them don't smoke cigarette. But they smoke weed But they really reject niggas who smoked cigarettes It's like Hey, look at this, smoke cigarette Get that fucking cigarette out of it Like, nigga, you got a black and buy, that shit's pink

Sweet, how long, how long you had this? They ain't even gonna cap, but my father's daddy for smoking a bitch. I thought that was the best smell in the world. When they first came out, they smelled good. They smelled good. Now they don't smell like how they used to wear. joint and we got a live show

would inspire me so much about this shit as I know for a fact that so many people don't understand that you could put your mind to some shit and really do it. And like me being a young comedian growing up in this shit is like our era

of like young niggas wanting to do this shit, it's kind of like niggas don't really understand that the stage is as big as you get. The disadvantage that you all got. You're going to stay now? Nah, this year. You jumping on? advantage that y'all got though is stand-up comedy is too slow for y'all she i'm saying the actual

process of being a comedian because because niggis scared though because you guys want to stay on the internet you can get on the internet and get everything i like they come on they come on need to be had yeah okay here real streamer yeah and and it's crazy because you get you're getting you're getting three you're getting three generations gang you get in real comedian somebody who went viral who got talent You got talent. You're a streamer. That's past social media. That's past a platform.

You got to be in their face. And you're like, you know what? I want to go do the comedian part. So you got to learn how to use the internet as a market and be a comedian. But see, the thing, that's what I was saying. It would be a different ground because with the streaming, you can get everything that you have to work for for the stand-up just out of the crib. You know, as far as the notoriety and the validation. But then when you go on stage, it's going to feel like you five years behind who you already are.

Especially when you're getting the money. Because then you're 21. Ain't nobody at the club 21. And he'll tell you, everybody who come to comedy shows is 35 and up now. Hey, old. Huh? What we're talking about? Now, I can't even show my eyes with these people.

No, put the ice up, bro. He monkey-ass-ass-up, man. Hey, man, I need you to take your watch. Look, we ain't ready yet. No, we're not. No, we ain't, we ain't been. We're being. We're being.

BTS. We ain't dead. We're old niggins. We're being un-unned. Let us smoke. Let us get the cowlorn. Yeah, I didn't put my oil in. Ah, damn. Hold on, man. I got my bitch in there in the tub.

Let me let it get the bubbles out of the head first. Come on, man. Y'all so ancient. Damn. Y'all's so ancient. Shit. So wait, Chico don't do this part with y'all? He'd do something.

He'll be busy here. He's staying in North Carolina. He don't live here. What happened with his, um? No, he's been like that. Did none happen. What you say, fam? He said, what happened to his other?

There's nothing happened. Yeah, that's real. It's been like that. Nothing happened. See, one time, when he first got it, when he forgot their brakes, they worked real good. So he was looking down to text and when you looked up, he didn't know it was real like he hit the brake and he hit. Shut the fucking. All that shit came up.

Left the whole front. Left the whole front in all. Leave my boy alone, man. That ain't happy as he ever been. He ain't never had braids before. Hey, boy, they're real confident. Nah, yeah, that's hell of a confident. COVID make you do so crazy.

You're from Baltimore? Yeah, Baltimore and Maryland. What's that? You ever been there? I was watching Baltimore. I got like y'all did a show there at game. You over there by that mall? My dog.

Man, that mall. Bro, you haven't been to that mall? That mall, who'd the fuck? Bro, when you walk, you know that Burger King? When you walk in there and that, I walked in that bitch, it was a, it was the niggas rolling. Blunt smoking in the Burger King. That's the only mall in the city. The old mall smelled like weed.

Everything in there smell like weed. That mall smoked all the way out. Manikin hand on blackout for a month. I said, yeah, I'm getting up out of here. What? I'm getting up out. Now, it's crazy. That's the only mall in the city.

That shit is wild. That shit is wild. That shit crazy. Yeah, I've been in the A for like a year now, though. I ain't in a lot of feet. Love it out here. Everybody live it once you, who ain't from around here. You got to, though.

No, but it's like everybody rich with no job. That shit crazy. No. I don't know. No. I didn't met hell of celebrity niggies that do. random shit like a celebrity doctor shit like that. They just throw that on. Yeah, they just

throw that don't know. I know a nigga they take a pitch with them nigga don't mean they don't check up on that nigga. I know a nigga who is celebrity tax preparer. Hey right. What he do? A nigga say here a celebrity tax do. He do taxes. But celebrity taxes. They never tell you who they celebrity

clients are. It about two ones. Jekar you got two celebrity client. Don't mean you a celebrity. Now the best thing about it, Lenore. They got two. If you got a, you can have a bullshit idea, bruh.

As long as you believe in it, somebody gonna fuck with it. You're gonna come up in a conversation. Like, it's gonna matter what the fuck do you do. Like, oh, nigga,

you like, my homie got them dogs, man, all kind of dog, Chihuahua, Husky, and get any kind of dog you want. I don't think no idea is a bad idea.

It just ain't an idea for me. No, that's real, though. For sure. Because the idea you might not want a nigga to turn that bitch to a million dollars.

For sure, for sure. You can't even tell a nigga. You might just need help with your idea. I'm not the nigga that's going to help you. Just like the niggins in L.A. be making all that money walking them dogs. To go get the motherfucking dog and walk the dog, man.

They make enough to pay rent in L.A. Walking dog walker. He loves dogs, but he knows a dicka who's too lazy to walkie dog. And the crazy part is the dogs know who the fucking dog walker is. These things will attack everybody except the dog walker. I'm looking for it. Look, it'd be a little white dude. Yeah, I'm bringing him right back.

And he come and get the dog. and they walk he got 20 30 dog he's just walking dogs then make make his whole motherfucking month walking dogs twice a week damn sonnet oh son what made you move you see that weed smoke man man good man i know bro oh a guy smoke on camera that hell wrong with you what man said what made you uh shrimp well and chicken tell him I don't know if you know this. He too clean for them that kid, man. Me and the guys are crib.

Oh, man. You feel me? So, so it's like, I got the opportunity. He cleaned. He's a kid. Oh, yeah. You know, they send P.O. They send what?

All the people send P.O. That's why you got to talk all the pitch. Oh, yeah. I need to get on that shit. Yeah, we got to talk. We got to get in that game, but it's a different time. It's a different ball game, bro.

I can't live out of that shit. Because we got to get some game from. I know it's simple. That what I'm saying. That why I said we all learn game. Like, it's crazy because if you really think about it, you already was ahead of the head of the curve. It's like the shit that you was doing.

But I couldn't, I couldn't get the money out of that, niggas doing that. I couldn't get the money. I would have been no stand-up. I'm God you could. No, I'm saying. I couldn't have got the money. Oh, I would have never been doing stand-up. I would have never went over there to be like, I'm going to do stand-up.

Why, I'm getting 100,000 of money. Fuck up in the goal pay and say, boy, you know how do you hold, man. Fuck that. I ain't doing no job. process though you got it I say it's process though no you have to like you have to in order for you to understand I have to break it down because I come from theater so stand up is another part of theater I would have never tapped into that lane of theater right I just would have like kept doing musical or did movies or something like you're saying you feel what I'm saying

you stand up I got to go perfect in order for me to open up all the other dogs Just that gill- It's hard right here Just that gorilla grip That shit beating on old jeez Yeah it Yeah it It's a grown man in this blood

Yeah Yeah Hell yeah It's been a long day Never bad news So wait how many How many of these do y'all usually do a day? Shit we run these bidses

We used to come in this motherfucker and be here all day now we'll just try to do at least at least two or three a week as well as you know you feel me I'm pretty much that one made me pray yeah because we go crazy with the shit though as far as like with the content it just like to have shit on deck man just in case it's one of them weeks where he out of town or I'm on the road or you know we just try to keep you still treat this shit like hope yeah we're coming in a bit like the world shut down but we used to come in this bitch and be here all day that was the days though bro bro. Yeah, you don't understand, bro.

We had the doze locked on that, bro. Like, we ain't on them, them buildings and all that. But when it was time for somebody else to make the decision, the nigga was like, man, lock the doze on them, niggas. Y'all can't get ahead of here tonight. We got somebody. We got something going on. Now, we're in the parking lot, but we ain't never trip like, man.

Fuck them, niggil. We was in the parking lot. Brainspour me. It's just going to be another part of the show tonight. Instead of us going to record, this might just be a meeting. we don't have a couple meetings you feel me so

I think the process in the journal yeah Craig you put some fentany in this bitch he did he set me up hey you got some naping paper towels or something nah this shit

yeah you know just to see this shit in real life it's good no you shit's old bro this is how's your Wow, man, whatever you want to do, near. You know what I'm saying? Thank you.

Whatever you want to do? Is this? Yeah, that shit. Other sets? You know what I'm saying? So what was it at first? What was this? It was just flat.

Oh, so y'all built this. It was just like flat. Oh, wait, so that's what this is? It was. We converted. We converted it. We put the walls up, everything. Had the architection come in here and put this shit together.

Nah, that shit is it. know what I mean in the cut no I mean but see no way to go black is on the way here I'm like am I'm gonna even when I came here I'm like but we need a light right here yeah but see you know we in the TV and film industry just having our own studio give us a lot of leverage that's the coming in a bit to be like I I want to create win tonight me at office and who who the fuck gonna tell it can't come here today man you know somebody what no fuck right you want to meet tonight but got off it you want to start you want to start something else we got off you want to record plus you see we could take all this

shit down and just do whatever set we want to that's why we went with the collapsible shit because we could take this shit and go to the to the place and rent the shit and make it look like a prom in here for sure sure no that's a great idea I told fly I wanted to bring the fucking comedy club do comedy that what he said all right now have too many motherfuckers in here yeah man no no pride I don't really want me we do a small space and we bring 50 50 people is going to work. There's just doing awards though, right?

Huh? You're doing an award. But I'm saying as far as shooting something. We did the awards here. Like a little small mini comedy show. Bring like 50 people in here and have it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

It should be lit. Huh? It's 50 of our people. I mean, of course it's our people, nigga. They're going to be a little awards. You don't want you all the thing. We want some fans. Real fans.

Yeah. I can't believe I'm here. We ain't need to hear. I love you been streaming. I saw kind of like the start. Then I saw you start going around other people. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I saw it.

You know what I'm saying? And then I'm like, all right. The Ridgema will be the new nigga. Oh, y'all done. Y'all late smoke, damn. I'm trying to put this out. I mean, I hit the blunt, man. He's clean, man.

We try to help me clean. Get a young nicks some water, man. Come on. Let me get some water, man. Get some water, bro. Here you go. Damn, y' y'all on it. No label.

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Set me up. I'll be having water like a morrow vicar. What's in your car, D.C.? No, I'm not eating it. I'm just saying, after this we're going to run it. Get D.C. his cup. Little vodka. Hell, no.

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we're out now I'm wait to the cameras roll that actually uh shut them on turn this shit on yeah he was ready to see did it though man I think that was excited he was excited he was like man I'm trying to set these mean no I'm like hey brer shut the fuck up man I know we feel gonna see I'm man we figure out man we figure see shun did it in puff and comb man calm your ass down that was wow that was wow that was wow that's yeah how looking back that's like 17 hell long nigga that oh yeah that was like 17 they wanted eight episodes for like zero damn there like 12 grand what the hell fuck what the hell yeah we're gonna put it on vote no we're not no it's too low so you gonna on all that

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How did they get you? With the money. They gave some upfront. I'll do that shit too, dick. I'm fucking talking about. Baby, digger. I'm about for a deal outside. You're trying to get out.

Yeah, bro. You asked for that. How long? You asked for a record deal. Six months. Oh, they ain't long. That's six months up. Man, but six months up.

So it's like I'm not trying to drop no music till I'm free Is it six months up yet? Yeah Oh you good then? Why you're acting like that ain't out of shit? Because you know you got to recoup and all that But I told him like I just pay it But you still got to recoup after the six months over with

You feel me? Dang, I ain't the six months up I ain't got bit over with shit for like jail You make the shit sound easy but Forgive him a long way Montever didn't recouped for 30 years It till Drake sampled his song And he finally recouped

That's why you never give up This is how we do it When Drake sampled it It's a podcast about it He said he didn't recoup for like 27 years The label kept saying He owe him money He owe money

And then once the sample cleared The shit shot the number one And now he's straight So they kept telling Montel Montel owed them money Yeah For 20-something years This is how we do it

And ain't pay you back I don't know bro I'm poor being lying like a motherfucker Well I mean it's a racket Still, though, the label know they getting over, though. Like, they get to a point. Come on, man. They really think we just,

niggas picking cotton. Like, we, bro. Come on, guy. They whole outlook is you don't got to fuck with it. You ask us. That's why they always take that approach. Yeah. He ain't got used our platform.

Exactly. See, that's the thing, though. They think niggas dumb, so they're going to treat niggas like they don't. Right. Well, the advantage is. is they like you said they got the money starving artists is really out-hill starving that's the thing i wasn't even the artist i just was playing around they like my shit they like shit like sign them

and me a couple dollar signs i'm like i ain't never had shit taking it but it was a three-s-sit-s they like they want a piece of every time they didn't you got a mccurie 20 you weren't po to get nothing damn near like shit. We don't been nothing. That shit looking light right now. But when I asked him like, yo, free me. He's like, wait, why you want to leave? You know why I want to leave, nigga.

Y'all not obsessed with my career, so it's like... Oh, that ain't going to happen. Feel me? That didn't go happen. Got to be priority. If I ain't priority, but I'm out of here. That's what I'm saying. What?

And that's what I told him. I said, I could do better by myself. Just let me be independent. I pay whatever I pay to get out of them. Then they hit me with the... No, well, we'll talk it over, and let's go get dinner. Now, niggas want to feed me. Go get the dinner and don't eat it.

Order your shit and don't even eat it. Leave it. Get the state raw. It's your money anyway. Get the state raw. They'll have with your own money. That's true. But they could be breaching the contract, though, too, though.

When they're not fulfilling the obligation, sometime that contract get voided just by default. Is it an automatic renewal type situation? Want me to be honest or you want me lie? Lie. All right, so I read the whole. No, tell the truth. Okay.

It'll be easier. Okay. So when I first got the contract, I didn't read it. That's where you fucked up at. That's the first place I fucked up at. The second place I fucked up at being too nice to be, like way too nice. And then we always be. Me, niggas ended up in a hole and now it's like,

But it's crazy because the music actually did good. It's not like it didn't make shit, you know what I mean? Like on stream is like one of the top songs for streamers in history for me. So it's like, shit is, that shit could have already recouped, but niggas, they probably not even telling me the real. Right. So it's like, you just run the game on me. Right. It's a lesson.

It's a lesson. You got the screaming on a lot. I'm telling you, I saw the ride, bro. I saw it. I saw how, you know, like, this is a lesson. And then the streaming world, the streamers fuck with niggas. They fuck with niggas who they fuck with. So they'd be like, all right, they'll be streaming for a minute,

but it'd be their group, they group of nicks. Then all of a sudden they'd be like, hey, y'all, he got a little homie. They're like, oh, okay, they got a new nigga. Because, you know, they basically got their own own universe. They got their own little world going on, for show, for sure. Like, that's a lot of work, though, y'all. You were really a pioneer for a lot of shit, and especially, like, the way that niggas jolt, like, that fuck, you mean?

Right. That's a wave. I appreciate. You even roast the niggas, bro, niggas don't know, like, crime, D.C., young fly. How you even get the name? D.C. Young Fly. You're not even from D.C.

No, nigger, I'm from Malama. Where side? D.C. stand for the crew. It's a brotherhood. Feel what I'm saying? When my brother died in 2010, I put it on my face, so everybody in the city I already knew. I ain't any got said no more.

You just read me. Right. You feel me? So my name, fly. That my rap name, Youngfly. But then I just put the D.C. Youngfly. So it's really like, you know how A-Sap Rocket, them got A-Sat Rocket and A-Saford.

That's how we, you got D.C. O'L. You got D.C. ballot. This whole time, I thought your name was D.C. And the whole time, my name Fly. Y'all been saying the crew the whole time. You knew that? Y'all been saying the crew the whole time. D.C.

Y'all been saying the crew the whole time. Yeah, I knew that. That's some niggish. You did. Hell yeah. Got my point out cross. Well, shit, we ain't going to hold them no longer. Hey, welcome back today.

Come on, John. Come on, John. Yeah, 2026. I don't know what you're going to do. What? But it's time for your hands to get started. Hurry up, bro. You've been sitting around long enough.

Making excuses after excuses. You're blaming everybody else. Come on, bro. You don't want to take no accountability. When your cow's got that little den in it. Come on, man. You've been in it too long. Hey, it's damn than February, bro.

And they still ain't cleaned their house up for the first time yet. It's almost twin twin town. But you weren't supposed to go into no new year with that dirty-air house. Take no criminal light down. No, get that fucking fingerprints and shit off the wall. That new paint. All that shit on going upstairs, all them fingerprints from them kids running up and wipe that shit off. Clean that toilet, man.

You see that doo-doo skit mark, man. Clean that toilet, man. What's that little shit behind the toilet on that little foot? Get back down. Get back there. Get back there. Hit the whole barrow and with some bleach. Because you know pee don't went back there too. You just ate 10, see?

Well, whatever it say? Their room stink. That room stink. Their room smell like people. The whole room stink. Come on, man. It's 2026, man. You bet she's there two weeks. Come on.

I don't know about all. You changed her bed sheets every two weeks? That wrong? Weekly. They're a week. I don't go. I'm going to be real. Don't, because you're going to say some crazy.

Be real. Be real. Before you even say. Before you even say. I didn't sign. Two-cleaking. We sit. Ah!

Ain't no way niggins changing their sheets. I'm really bullshit. We got one of the hottest young streamers in the game. Who we got? We got. How lost? That a lot. Hey.

Leire. Loretne. Sir. Lurit's up. Lurit. In here with us. No, no cat.

Welcome to the 85 South show, man. Big salute to everything y'all got going. Shout out to all the streamers, man. Shout out to you. Y'all went over there and turned that shit upside down. and got that paper about that's the one thing I respect the most

y'all young niggas over there eating y'all about to make unc set up the strings you did see we gotta get on we gotta get on this bed we gotta get on that bed

what's gonna get on that I like my problem I don't even know what to get see the thing is I like my problem the way that you already I do it off my phone the way you already do your thing

it's the same thing just with a little bit of twist but you already got it mentally because you understand that you don't got to put your whole life on there. Right. It's the same thing,

but it's just a little... That shit hard work, I've been with people like Funn and Mike and Cassonide and seen, who will do that shit? Like, Funn and Mike and Cassonaut do that shit, bro.

That shit hard, gang. Like, y'all, and Contrawayne, like y'all didn't put a lot of effort into shoe this shit, gang. I can't even count like y'all mean, like I ain't working. I'm scraped. That shit is a lot of work.

bro, I'd rather go on stage. When I get out of stage, that's my me time. Y'all nigga be firm right off the stage, like camera right back in your face. I'm like, but y'all nigga, all day work. When do y'all sit back and relax? See, honestly, I'm learning more to just spend time in reality and not always be in front of the camera

because sometimes you will dumb down your mentality into thinking, this is real life. You feel me? And to get to a point, like you got to, You got to be the judge to decide, okay, it's time to chill. It's time to just sit back and just enjoy life, you feel what I mean? Right. Should be hard sometimes, though.

Could their camera all game. They're about to send that money. That tweet, but I did a tweet. I did a tweet. I probably got on that bit about an hour. Man, listen, man, it seemed like you know everything to say when that camera off. Soon that camera, come on. You're like, yo, chat.

Yo, chat. I only know what I decided to eat You're just like the adrenaline of this shit It's like It's cool when it's just like Nice little community But when your shit start growing Right

It's like that adrenaline You just want to say everything That's going to send you to the next level And it's like You don't want to say the wrong shit even Right You got people in the chat Who purposely say shit

That they get under your skin And some niggas who go hard They start talking about your mama Mama walked past the camera Big booty-haired mama Oh wait Mom Don't come here no more

After that Nicky be like Nicky your grandma dead Wait what my granny do to y'all niggas Niggas say Yo dad not alive How you know my pops did

It just be so much shit Yeah niggas go hard For real I'm talking to nigga See you straight there Because what it's called It's rage beat Oh shit

You just spit See what's crazy You spilled your cup All the drink is mad But see that's See we need tripping though Because the haters Want you to be mad

Yeah How that negative energy not grow up. You gotta know how to alter your emotions. I ain't need trick. Don't even get mad. There's no point. I'm gonna clean it out like a plane. Life too short to be mad.

Yeah. Even though I'm thirsty and forth. But how did I get started? Yeah. Honestly, I started doing skits. And you know how to, you know how the skit world is. There's no real, there's no real outcome for the skits shit unless you're going to jump straight on stage and some niggas.

And some niggas never touched the stage. Niggas just stay on the net. Why they, why they scared? Why they scared? Because you got, okay. We just, I was talking about this shit earlier, right? You're doing a terrible job. I'm doing a terrible job.

And this peeling stick, too, that's crazy. That's crazy, not even real floor. What was in the cup? Water, man. That pillory stick, but that hell goddamn flowed your row. That shit ain't funny. That shit is not funny. But we got real, like, three generations.

See, I was funny to say that. Go ahead, go ahead. My God was I was saying, like, how you get started, yeah. So, so, okay. I grew up. I grew up watching funny videos. I was too young to really see Vonn, but when I got on Instagram, this was before Insta Stories and all that. Right.

This nigga was already doing this shit. The moment you could, because if you remember, videos didn't used to be that wrong. It went to be funny as a motherfucker fast. You had to get your joke out and go. Right. This was the first nigga I probably ever seen on that shit, roach that people talk. I'm talking about, I'm talking about you from top to bottom. Every molecule on your body is something about you.

And you will watch this and you're like, well, who is this nigga? And then you were here, fuck, you mean. So now it's like, okay, I'm tuned in. So he kind of inspired me a lot on just the wanting to do skits. And then from there, you get into the skit game. You all understand what's funny to you might not be funny to the next nigger. But if you're confident in it, then you can allow yourself to create enough funniness to make anybody laugh. So that's kind of what I did.

I feel like started with the skits and then it's like ain't no money in the skits shit. It's none. You got to find out how to make the money. So when you find out, it's like, okay, what's the next level? You go from skits. You start doing a little promo here and there because I knew I wasn't ready for the stage just yet.

I was a little too shy, you feel me? But it's like I was funny on the net, but I was too shy in person. So then I built that confidence. So we go from skits. So I started on YouTube. It's money in YouTube. You know what I'm saying?

You start doing YouTube little story times here and there From you... Damn, I'm hungry. You know what I'm hungry? Let's want to stop me growling. Look, let's do this. But you're crazy.

No cap. Chill as company. Stop doing that. So look, what I'm saying is You go from skits and then you move up to YouTube and then from YouTube I'm like, this is not enough.

I got to do more. So I felt out about streaming. And it's like, okay. This is a whole new world. The way. Because Instagram Live is live. you from saying ticot live is live you from saying but twitch live is just something different about twitch live that just people attract to it because of the way the platform is built because at the end

of the day live is still live but it's different when you when you give it certain characteristics so it's like now you're watching twitch on tv you watching on your computer you watching on your phone and it just it just gives you a different vibe so when i when i heard about twitch first person i seen on there was my homie, Rod. I don't know if y'all know what that is. Rod G. Zeezy from Philly. So I first seen him in there. Okay, I'm like, all right, this shit lit.

Then I found out about Kassanette. And I'm like, this nigga different. He doing shit that we wanted to do as kids. Like, you never know who you're going to see on this nigger stream. It's like, what's going on? He got a magical streamer. It's like, who's next? So once you get the thinking like that, it's like, okay, how can I do this?

And then when you think these are black people being successful in a whole other lane that we never seen. Because you know you got traditional. God, damn. Don't get it out. Oh, damn. Traditional. So you know you got your traditional comedians who get on stage. It's very few comedians that are, like, how can I say this?

Niggified. So, for example, you see certain comedians. It's like, okay, he's black, but. It's not accepted in the culture. Then you got the, oh, that's a nigger. Mike Epps and Ken Williams and shit like that. So when you look at it like that, it's like, okay, we can get on this shit and be ourselves. So you move into that lane and it's just different.

Like I ain't going to lie. Like my first Twitch stream, I'm like, oh, shit, I'm, mind of draw, I've been smoking weed since I was young. You're still young. No, no, you know what I mean, though. like extra young knowing your cousin be like yo you want to hit this shit when you ain't supposed to you know exactly where did you start smoking weed 15 15 and I told my mama yeah your mom was cool there no she was turk going on woman I had to she blew my hat one night and I said I can't do that shit I got to tell her that was the most ganges and shit I was most

scared to tell her to anything I was already moved out when I started smoking weed I had smoked weed but when I started my own weed career I was already 18 19 So we just talking about this. The other episode, he don't know nothing about me? Who don't know about me? He's from Baltimore. He's not about some men. You're smoking mid five years ago.

You crazy. He's not about some men. Purple Hays, sour, diesel, all that. That ain't mid. He hasn't met before. Men's like, reggie, shit like that. With the seeds in it? Of course.

See, you had good Reggie. It was good Reggie at one point. He's... No, but he's giving me the, like, the stress weed. He's like, well, you know, we had the great. Now, he might not know about Reggie, babe. My name, Reggie. No, nigga.

This shit got sticks and seeds. I know exactly what you mean. If you smoke one of them, this bitchy, this is stank. Now, we're talking like the real mid that's from Mexico, that brickweed. Yeah. You can have a dime bag and break it down and have three ounces. That's how compressed that shit. You're like, damn.

How much is in him? I'm feeling buzzed it down. What's in here? See, weed not the same. 788 season. It ain't. That shit. Staint.

We're not the same no more. You know that, right? Of course. Bag in the day, one little ass bag of weed had your hide for a minute. That's the part that I always get left out about the, we're talking about the bullshit weed, though. Like, that Mexican brickweed can have you and all,

I'm talking about probably, let's say from 95 to probably 0-4. O-3 to 05. This weed, one, one, blunt you and all your friends high all night all night y'all smoke one blunt before the football game but this shit you high the whole football game i don't know what's in this shit you hungry and you still i'm talking about we don't even make your eyes red no more facts this shit used to make your eyes break red and slow and everything was funny than a motherfucker i miss we don't even make you laugh no I miss that.

Shit might make you cry. We used to make everything silly than a motherfucker. And you knew that shit was funny. All you had to do with hitting the blunt, it'd be like, Speaking of that, I'm broke. No, I ain't gonna do it. Because I know that ain't gonna make you laugh. That's just gonna have me stuck.

No, you can't do it, bro. We don't make you silly no more. It don't. Every blue moon, it's like, I catch a blunt. Every blue moon, be like, boy, I'm goofy in hell right now, boy. I enjoy it too. They're like, what going on? I'm like, boy, this shit got me?

goo man whoa I feel like that's the best type of blunt though when you hit it and you can't stop laughing yeah that's the best shit that'd be funny they tell a knock knock juice and shit that's shit with the best shit oh bro you didn't tell me that cat ran the whole internet oh yeah remember he did the jail stream oh yeah i was on twitter i was like why these young niggins in jail did they got on my ass so hard like bro i ain't hating god damn but why in jail see that was see that was that was that was that was a little before my time You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

That was right before. When he did the, this one I knew Shatter was, he was, he was gone. When he did the Times Square shit. Oh, he did the Times Square. He had all more like 2,000 people down. Bro, when I said, I was like, why these niggas in jail? That was crazy. Them niggas was mad than a motherfucker.

They posted a clip, wasn't you in jail? Nika, this is a skit. This is a Desi Bank skit. See, and look, the thing is, the thing is, I feel like sometimes people forget that culture can evolve. Right. So skits are short form and long form videos that are in, I don't know, what the fuck I'm trying to say?

Short form and long form videos that are acting out whatever you're trying to describe to the people to make you lad. Right. Right. And live on Twitch is literally the same shit. But the only difference, you want people to feel like they're there with you and you want them to feel like this could be real. So it's all the same shit.

Like if you really think about it, it's all the same shit. This before I even knew what the fuck of Twitch was. I didn't even know what the whole, I didn't even know the concept of this. I have a concept. You know what I'm saying? So if I'm watching the clip, I'm just like, you be wilding on Twitter, OJee. I'm not saying. I'm watching this shit.

Like, why these niggins is in jail? I didn't get the concept of, hey, this is a stream. We're going to be doing shit in here. I'm just thinking these nigs pick a jail to go hang out in the jail. Uh-uh. They're screaming. It's a whole production. It's a whole setup.

Like 60 days in. But you got to, I didn't know that. Oh, okay. Oh, you tell you didn't understand. Infrascrups. I ain't have no knowledge of the infrascrups. The newest tracks. Let's go.

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Y'all do put a lot of hardworking to this shit. At that time, bro, like, when I did the Vine and Instagram, right, it's crazy. Instagram y'all owe me a check fuck that when nobody on Instagram definitely vine Vine was in the end I caught vine at the end like the lad two three months like literally it would die now I ain't even no

it just so happened when he died down I was like damn we're from to go I'm from to go to Instagram because there ain't nobody over here and now they got 15 seconds right so now we're on Instagram but we weren't monetizing see back then it was we just won't hit to the monetizing and the monetizing but I'm saying as far as on the platform

they weren't monetizing shit I mean, you got a brand deal or something. I mean, YouTube were monetizing. We just went down. I think Instagram was weak. Like, nowadays it's like, all right, if you get a little shine, you might get a little bump. They might, they might fuck with you.

But back then you had, like, you had to be die hard funny or niggas was swiping and never saying you again. Like, it was hard to get found on Instagram back then. Now it's like, niggins are looking at videos on Instagram, but I'm going to see a video and be like, well, the head is goof-ass, a nigga on here doing it. I'm not even going to watch that shit. to a point where it was like Vine went down

But it wasn't no platform for the videos Right So it's kind of like It forced people to watch Instagram Right And it was like once I got on Instagram It was just up It was like, ain't nobody over here

I swear it wasn't nobody I know those were some great time No Instagram on me I used to get up every morning And be like who did nigga roasting the day I lied You know you've been sweet The three generations

When you were finishing Sweet you've been around Yeah, I've been doing comedy for 20 years. He's going to stand-up. 20 years? Yeah. Doug. How many shows you for like you did?

I don't even know young man. I did them all. I did all of them. Damn. So imagine the generation you got stand-up comedian. You got social media, viral content. And you got streaming. And then you got streaming.

We all intertwined. and we all kind of got to like step in each other lane in order to continue to elevate. Now, yeah, I love to learn from the people who came before me and I also love to teach the people who are going to come after me. So it's just like, it's a blessing to be in this space to even be able to sit right here for me. Right, a little better.

And it's crazy too because, like, I talked to Marlon Williams and he told me in order to be a comedian, nigga, you got to touch the stage 3,000 times. I got a long way to go. They say you're a made man once you get you 10 years in. And it's crazy because the OG said, I was thinking it. I was like, do 10 years kind of like, now that you're stepping into the veteran state, you're still a young book. You still a student.

But now you kind of like, you put in enough work for a nigga to look at you and shake your hand and be like, hey man. That's, I guess that's the 3,000 times he met. Yeah, because it's not just getting on stage and telling jokes three. thousand times right and you get it you get it now and like in them three thousand times that's when you learn how to tell jokes to an empty club to a pack club to a little with a shitty sound system to club with a sound system went completely out you learn how to use your voice how to talk on the microphone your pauses you get your timing you learn how to do so many things

in those times it ain't just about they read I remember these jokes I'm about to go up here and then when you go on this stage you got to be working on something like I need five minutes so I can do this TV shit I got a TV shit coming up and I need to tighten this up or I want to tell this joke that I wrote I want to build this joke out or expand it you can learn your your comedic pauses and what inflexions to do in your voice sometimes like if I put the mic right here that motherfucker don't hit but if I do like this that bitch gonna hit if I wait on them that's gonna build it up

or if i stop right you're like it's it's those types of things that you learn yes sir because it ain't no you can have the funniest joke in the world you know how to tell it tell that mother you don't know how to tell it have you ever got your joke stolen ain't hell yeah but did a nigger ever tell it good whereas do you like that no they never tell a good that's what make niggas really mad about niggas stealing your joke because they don't never do that bitch rap you be leaving out the best part you just stole the premise you just stole the premise you just stole the And they got a story your joke. But see, it ain't necessarily like stealing your joke verbatim.

But if me, you and D.C. go to the open mic, right? And you go up and you go up and then I go up. And you do a joke about a starfish. And you do a joke about an octopus. And I do a joke about a donkey. And the next time I see you, you got a donkey joke and a starfish joke. It's like, nigga, you wasn't even talking about this shit. Why are you going to fuck with everybody doing the rhinoceros joke?

Now you got a donkey joke. you get what I'm saying? You get what I learned from him though as an OG He meant plenty of time He'd call me back there Hey back come here You heard that nigga

Like what Me up that same shit I said so what you gonna do I'm gonna go up there Show that nigga how to say it The right way Right up there said The same shit

But then showed them how to say it Right So even I had to learn from my big brother Like don't even word And it don't even worry about Even if it don't worry about it Let's see this the thing about it depending on who the comedian is,

if they stole that joke, that ain't even no kind of joke I want to tell no more because I'm a better comedian than you ain't no way we're supposed to be talking about the same shit. That might be the shit

that saved your career. You can hear that. That's what you like? All right, bet. I'm gonna come out of motion. I'm about the house because now I know, okay, so this, you think we're the same.

You can hear that. Watch this shit, the shit you didn't steal. you can always tell which one they gonna do they come up and tell you hey boy that motherfucker about that notebook paper right i got one jett-lake i got one jett luck now hey hey boy same set up too and you know the crazy part some niggins don't have no concept of what comedy is right i was on the show with a nigga this niggin'n't went up there and did all my jokes I was like, bro, you just did.

About 15 minutes of my joke. That niggas said, them bitches work every time. How that made you feel, though? I was like, he ignorant. He's too stupid to realize he's stealing. Man, some people don't even understand comedy. You got different genres. But, again, everybody don't want the same shit out of this.

Some niggas. So what do you want from the comedy? Nigger, I'm trying to be one of the greatest. But some motherfuckers just want to be good enough. They want to be good enough to get. get some free food and some phone numbers from these ladies out here they got out here pussy hustling yeah they don't even want to see the thing is being funny it's like it's like a superpower because it'll save you you ever almost got your ass whoop but no said nah nah no

all right you better get up out of that what about you better you better you got you run niggie well let me tell you um my jokes my joke saved me before what happened So when I was younger, I didn't know I was funny. Like, you ever not know you funny? Yeah. Take some shit, you heard the nigga feelings and now you want to whip your ass? Oh, no, he just ain't like being laughed at. And that's the thing.

That's when you know you got a weapon. You got to watch that. You got to watch that. I didn't know. I didn't know it first. Because they like the stars shit, but then when you get on the ad. See, I'm a type, I'll let somebody tell a joke about me first. So then, so I can charge me, I can charge mine up.

That how my roast and I away work. I get you what you're saying on that. See, it used to be bad in school because... The niggas were older than you always want to roach. At the lunch table, everybody, that's the place where you joke the most. So what happened? You're in the lunchroom. So I'm in the lunchroom.

It was just one kid. He was kind of big. But, you know, when you in school, being big, it's different. It's not the same as when you're outside. So long story short, I just told him, like, you know you're the biggest in our class. he ain't like that he told me if I ever say anything else about him I wouldn't be here no more

I'm still here no because I learned to not say shit about people he's still big he's still big he's gonna see this too yo Terry I'm sorry so big ass ugly ass butt fuck wrong with you might beat up on the reds fuck

trying to prove a point I'm telling you I was in the fourth grade no was I was in the fourth grade yep a nigga name Carmen Carmen Carmen a nigger named Carmen yeah Carmen not even the unisex name first of all he won't pulled to be in the fourth he was supposed to been like in the six tripping oldest nigger in the

class he got hell back two time so he didn't know he in the class he roasted he boasted he roasted her name Shakira i remember Shakira and she was like she couldn't take it because she was just getting hit every time she he says her tool you can just see it boom it was just hitting that I was like damn Shakira and I was I was like calm and chill out, bro, leave her alone. He's talking about, John, what, what you're going to do? I said, but I see, you see, you're the oldest nigga in the class. But see, when we're going to field trip, you're the only nigga that don't need a chaperone.

Listen, listen, the class went crazy. That nigga would just look at me like this. He didn't even say that I just read that nigga lives. He was like, I'm going to kill you. I was like, oh! I told my mama. I never told her nobody. I told my mom on his dad.

I got through out of class one day. We had a math teacher named Coach Robinson. And then he got red hair, white as hell. Right. Man, I ain't never seen the white person get this mad. What he said, bro? There's one girl in our class named Monique. She just kept asking questions.

He got writing on the board on the little drive-race board. He said, dang it, Monique. You just talk so much. Your mouth's so big. You could probably fit two of these books in your mouth. I say, Monique, you want to go to the prom? He said, get out! Get out!

I'm trying to put the balls in your mouth, Monique. So, real? So wait. Well, that thing is stupid, bro. What's Monique number, so I never call it? Yeah, yeah. You don't want Monique put some on you, Reggie. I'm telling you, boy.

That's a cougar pussy right now. No, it ain't. If she's in your class, she's 21? Nah, she's, she's a thunder god. No, that's why I can't say it. Hey, Monique, but yeah, they just said she has some of that, some of that shit. For real.

That good shit that changed life. Yeah, you don't want that. That upper-clad coochie hit different. Shout, I ain't gonna lie, guy. I ain't gonna, I don't want no same great coochers, girl, I don't fuck that, I want upper-clad coochie. Leave me alone. Boy, what?

Don't hold that take advantage of you, man. Oh, wow. Whoa, it's true. Man, there's no new therapy. No new therapy. I said when I am. I thought he's on the same page. He's like,

No, man. Yeah, when they take advantage of you. Put the rope around your neck, uh-uh. Calm your head down, man. They put the little pill in your drink so you pass out. Uh-uh. I like, well, I'm gonna' want to be real.

When you just wake up and you don't know what happened, he didn't get no consent. Damn, man. I ain't even go a lot, bro. I remember I was talking shit to a bit. She was like, Lejun, you ready? I never forget. I was a night grade.

She was in twill. My name, John? Yeah. Yeah, niggie, they call me Lil' John. All right. Yeah, Lil' head around with you. Niggia, she was in the 12th. He said.

She knows who she is. We got to stop saying names. We got to stop. We got to stop. I just feel like it ain't going to go. Free man. You know you're a freak, man? Look, listen.

That lady is married now. Hey, she was a freak in the 12th grade. Listen, she was the freak of the school, bro. And I never get, she was like, I was like, I was like, man, you better stop playing with me, Phoebe. She was like, little, John, you ain't ready. I said, why stop, man, girl, what you want to do? She was like, all right, what you want to do Monday after school?

I said, I'm gonna be here. I'm scared. I ain't show up. Oh, that's. I didn't like I got a book. I was like, man, you know, my mom would call, right? Oh, you're scared. I'm scared.

No, I would have took that. I would have took that. She was too ready. I saw her away too. I was like, dad, that bit really right. Right. Nothing new. She was trying to do me so dirty.

Yeah, no. See, school used to be fucked up when you was poor. Like, and there's like some niggas. That was all school. Some niggas had more than other niggas. Like, I used to hate seeing niggas come to school with Jordans and shit. I was one of the niggas who used to, yeah, I got an eye phone. Is that home though?

I can't, my mom said I can't bring you to school. Damn. The niggas to try you. Used to be like, what emojis you got? Come on, bro. Now you want me name the emojis? That great. No, I don't know the mits you.

That's a different time frame. Yeah, you didn't came through the t'emogies. trenches, bro. What? But it ain't even like nobody had, well, maybe in your school, but it's in my school, we all had the same shit. But it's just, you could tell who parents had different priorities, me. We roast the air about it. Ain't any matter about what you had. I ain't going to lie to freshies. The freshes did have a little past, though. If I could do anything different back in high school, that'd be the only thing different. What? I'd be fresh. Damn. I, I ain't, I ain't, I ain't, oh, boy, if I can be fresh. Oh, nigga, I'll be

Super judge. You, I was already, little John, who I am. Boy, if I would have been fresh, nigger, the polo with the fresh Apple One, what? No hammondown, no fake nothing. All these is my clothes. I want you all got to, y'all need to experience Mississippi, bro. We ain't, yeah, it ain't materialistic like that at all. Listen, my first school was not like that.

My second high school, them niggas didn't care about no talent. But like, first, ain't no, ain't no way that even. sell no shit like that. Listen, my first school cared about talent. They were like, can you think? And these nigg were bad. They bad. They like, can you do something to stand out?

Cool. Everybody wore a uniform. Plus, we all been going to school together since the first fucking grade, bro. How old are you going to get fresh? They're like, we're tired of looking at your motherfuck, man. So are your first grade friends? From what?

First to 12. Nah, see? See, the thing is, that's when you really get made a man. When you leave your middle school niggies you gotta go meet some new niggas that's when shit started changing well i'm from a small town it he wasn't but one at the school and we knew all them anyway because like i said in my town we all grew up yeah you play football grown up yeah all-american see y'all i was trying to lie to the nigger man full touchdown listen let me lie to the niggum

you go tell they all bundy that's true i'm trying to lie to the screamers man I always wanted to play football growing up. You didn't play no football? Hell no. Basketball? None. What this? Damn!

No sports? Nothing. Damn, why are you scared? We couldn't afford it. Damn. I understand. We couldn't afford no equipment. We couldn't afford to get there.

You're a small guy. You ain't miss shit. Yes, he did, bro. You would have CTE. No, you won't, bro. What's that? Nigger, I'm small. What's that?

Concussion. You would have brain injuries. Why? like one of a little shout scroar-nig. It's different when you're in high school. Because every high school got one motherfucker, at least one, that's going to play on the next level. And these motherfuckers build different.

You could be cold. It's going to be one nigger who's still cold because his dad was cold and his uncles was cold. And his mama was cold in basketball. This nigga just an athlete. My middle school let everybody play. I'm talking about, bro, we in high school and shit. And these motherfuckers are best pressing three,

400 pounds and shit these the niggas we played football with niggas who went to division one schools and shit see i used to hate them type of niggas man me too not me i play a wreckball nigga we was hooping marca jordan on the nigger's ass in that bitch you motherfucker hit me so hard one day i questioned even playing that shit again no now niggas see niggas who peaked in high school and they didn't make it to the NFL they love reposting their highlights like wrap that shit up bro don't keep posting this shit you can be a coach like train the nigger not to be you Hell no. Yeah, post this shit.

No, I know the school that everybody played. They let the nigga, he was slow. He was slow a little bit. Okay, he went in a regular class. We had two schools. We had a school for the slow folk. And we had a school for regular folk. He was over here.

Yeah. And he played on the team named Scroozo. I never forget me. Stop saying people's name. Everybody knew Scrooge, man. Scroza, you know, the nigga, Coke put me in a running back. I said, Cole, I don't play running back.

I played running. I played with a set up. Nick, as soon as I hiked the ball, then, I grabbed the ball. I see Scrooza come through. I said, I'll put that boom on Scroo's ass. I tried to hear Scroozo. Man, Scrooge, pick my ass up.

Walk with me, nigga, and slamp my stupid ass. That's when I found out I had ass me. Bruh. That reminds me of this motherfucker I played football. Weezing like a motherfucker. I played football with this motherfucker named Molo. He had one goal two. One big-ass gold two.

He was three steps behind. This motherfucker was dumb as hell. No. He didn't know the left from the right. They used to have the point to where they wanted this motherfucker. fucking ago. Once he got there, he was going to run your ass over because he's just, he's so big and strong, but he so got, his mind so crazy. He don't even get that you trying to tackle him. You hit this, he's laughing this shit. Boy, I ain't going to see none of that.

Ran out of weight. Then we, then we playing scout team defense. That's just whoever left over. Damn. Filling. Point team. Special team. That's what I did at Franklin. What your team? Putt. Oh, you punt? When they punt the ball? You was returning? Yeah.

Now, this is how fucked up practice is. I told you, whoever left. So they had to put together a little bullshit punt team. I'm back there catching punts. I'm not knowing that these motherfuckers running full speed. Like, I'm thinking I'm just going to catch them up. But these motherfuckin' fucking trying to hit for real. They're trying to smack your head.

Oh, and when you practice, they punted like 20 of them holes. I'm like, brother, somebody else got to do that shit. Because they're by the time, these ain't the real motherfuck. These ain't the real motherfuckers who about to play Friday anyway. Right. So by the time I do like this and look down, it's nine of them niggins right there. Man, fuck football. That shit is not for everybody, bro.

Who was president when you was in school? Who the president? Bill Clinton, George Bush. No, George Bush. Damn. The first one. Damn. Not the first one.

And the second was in it when I was there. This nigga is young, man. Fuck you. This thing is Barack Obama, first president. I graduated after the first class of the 2000. I graduated in the year 2001. I called the first George, too, though. Nigger.

Wait, was I iPhones even though? I was in the third grade. No, hell no. It was no iPhones? Well, no, motherfuckers. We had no key of phones and Motorola's. And razors and the sidekits. I remember when text messages came out,

and you used to have to pay 10 cents with the little envelope with the wings on that bitch. Yeah, nathan. What about date on food is, but? Prepaid minutes. Prepaid men. We really need to go back to prepay minutes. Prepaid minutes. Pretend a lot of these niggas to fuck up.

That's let you know who was really important in your life, bro. You shut the fuck up at 9 o'clock. That's when you do all you're talking. Y'all had house on us? Yeah. I still got one. Man, laying line, man. If you were to take that motherfucker out a naked, you're gonna shock you there.

Yeah, man. You want to look in a kid, hell know that. I'm gonna make a little. Man. I ain't the old nigg. Shit, but all that was in the cool. I'm the first generation. of Y-N

N, nigga. I'm in this school. I'm telling the niggins. Hey, but you need lick that, my brother. But real shit. I was in school when they had the first school shooting in America, though.

The first ever? First one. When? And Pearl High School. For real? Yep, right outside Jackson, Mississippi. Damn. Yep.

Now, that's unfortunate. What it was? 19, what? That was, I was in ninth grade, so that was 97. Mm. I was five, gang. No, yeah, I wasn't even thought of.

When you won? When in the three? 2005? 2004. Oh, 2004. They weren't trapped music in here. Money, ho. He don't know nobody at causing club.

Now you make T.I sound old. That's crazy. We can't old. You can't add whatever you like. T.I. Not going to be bit Daddy Kane around that motherfucker. That shit, crazy. That's crazy.

Next ten years, Tiyah going to be bit Daddy Kane around that motherfucker, bro. That crazy, guy. In 2004, man, I was, I was already grown. Then you ain't 20. Yay. What? To the winning all. That's all.

I learned that from Coach Carter though. What? I ain't never looked at. Oh, my goodness. The real live version? Wait, did you see my age? What? Yeah, man.

So I know he's ancient. Did you? I was 21. Wait, you was 21, 2004? Yeah. Wait, so. No y'all ain't good at math. I was born at 83.

Yeah. So even from the 99 to the 2000, he don't even know anything. Well, this is why I be trying to get you to understand, bro. I use dot net as a reference because this niggie is my age. Bro. We're your age right there? We was literally in the club when they said cash money records taking over for the 9-9 in the 2000.

And guess what? And you know what's crazy? We were already bumping that shit in 98. It was CDs back then, right? This one, CDs cost $20 before tax, man. Yes, sir. And you got to flip through the book. Nick said, go through there and see what you want.

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and you got the CD book on the motherfucking seat, and you hit the brakes. They're all them, bitch, slat up out there. And you got to put them all back in the pocket. Nigger, that shit take a whole sarton. What? And then you had the ones over the vizal. You're like your top ten?

Yes, sir. Uh-uh, I don't want to listen to that. I don't know who is that. Come on, man. Can't spray any holes up. Taking the alcohol, nigga. Speaking of CDs, I never forget. I called myself being grown.

Went in my mom room. Yeah. Found a white CD. I'm like, let me put this. He's wild. Let me put this in the Xbox and see what this, see what's on here. He's wild. Bubble bud, make a sick.

Ah. Bubble butt, make a say, ah. Ah. My name is Jake Steve. Jake Steve. Freak holes. And white DVD It glossy at the top, dude

You just be like so curious Like why is it clear Hey Put that shit in there I want to do a documentary All you see is ass DVDs A DVD man

A bit of tithies here in there It's just straight ass It'd be the fattest That'd be the name of the DVD Straight ass Volume Volume 3 He kept the air recruits

Yeah that's our history Woo fun Put me on No, you don't want that. Kooch you used to have a hell on it. For real. For real. I know you probably ain't seen that in your life.

Tell me more. Ain't no intro, my boy. Koochie used to have hair on it, my niggins. Ain't no intro. As soon as you probably play, they come in and scrape fuck. See, I get a lot. I don't like pouring that stutter up with them fucking. I need to know why they fucking.

Like, what's going on? You would have hated the 80s in the 90s. What is the way? It was just straight to the point. They're fucking on the intro. Nick might walk in and say one line. Hey Carol, I'm here to fix your pipes. Wow, wakaw, wow, wakow, wakow, wow, wickwow, wow, wickwow, going crazy.

You ain't fixed the pipes, how? Oh, yeah, about those pipes, then they cut to the next scene. I really got to get the pool cleaned out. I'm here to clean out the pool. Wow, wika, wow, wow. Going crazy. That was the music. Yeah, times were definitely helped.

have changed man time I'm 34 you 21 you didn't yeah I'm 21 shit he 21 you 34 that's a blessing to be that is go for sure it no it ain't for sure you're sure you're only in the black to me you're 34 you're being good that's a blessing to live to your mid as a black person that's all you can really ask you got to think though you got to think though it's my age and my generation they We're not even making it past 15, 18. It's like shit real. I'm gonna keep it all the way real with you since I was around when y'all was made.

People your age 21 and under, didn't nobody really want y'all. Nobody wanted y'all. We all gave her that money. Your mama kept that money. Y'all, y'all are the generation of kids that were born because we was taking them blue dolphins and going on vacation and shit. Y'all, the Exorcist's generation. That's why y'all's the generation.

so hyper and anxious and shit because people was popping ecstasy when we was well you know my daddy was on crack oh damn he was he was doing bad he was young crack yeah this shit was wild I'm sure he was a few possible pops he wasn't on crack in 2004 who wasn't you know my daddy uh-uh my daddy was one of the first crackheads longly my daddy I miss you pop oh he gone been gone oh was your pup when he had you oh I see I had an old dad oh you like me oh okay yeah my my dad was 61 damn hold on miga don't do that hey don't do that man don't do that no wait wait don't do that my dad is going through now but don't do that I but all right but

be right go you don't go you had told him what your daddy was sixty one yeah that was your granddad you got a two and one nigger I stopped calling my dad I just say pops now you get to a point I'm just like man that's pops man but he only He asked the dad. He asked the Pops. Like, what was your dad? Like, what was your dad? He's still around. No, I'm saying. What was he like, though? Oh, a hustling-ass-naggigger. He's just, he ain't never really do the whole job.

Did he show you love? Oh, yeah, my Pops was around. My Pops was a hussling-ass nigger. He was always on a dice game or a pool game. Okay. You know what I'm saying? He was fucking with the streets real heavy. He ain't get caught up too tough. But, yeah, he was a money getting motherfucking, bro. I remember my dad used to always, I remember never forget this shit. My dad, I always had a band. bank roll on him. Thick and thin, like even when shit was fucked up, he always had a bank roll.

Real neat. Real, like, there'll nothing be out of order. He's real organized type shit. He know what the twin is at. He know what the 50s is it. You know what I mean? So he was a hustler type nigger. Nah, it's crazy.

My dad, before he left, I was one of the realest niggas. But I just, I just was mad. He didn't support my dreams, bro. I just, I just always wanted to be a porn star. And he like, gna, nala, nigger. We ain't got that in us I thought you were serious No you gotta think

You gotta think He knows his genetics He like nigga my dick small So how to hell You gonna tee this shit That's wow And I'm like Posh You don't know me like that

Because you gotta think my dad came around I was already 15 Nicky you're my homie You ain't my pop He like nah nigga I'm nothing than your mama That's crazy He don't want you to embarrass yourself

On camera game How would he know That crazy He like What the world I see that Your career? Oh, it's shell cut. I'm trying to.

That niggins said his pop, they're supporting his dream. No, son, you got small thighs. You can't be out there like that. Got that ex-mo? You can't be out there a nigga on camera. Can't you do of that. Your pop was only one that was best for you.

When you was growing up, was it little people in like shit like that bag in? Yeah. Yeah. True? Yeah. But they were treated better. Mm.

When I was growing up in the 80s. In the 80s, if you were a little person, you had a great chance of finding you a good job in the entertainment industry. You can work with the circus and shit like that. I would definitely say the circus of how they had quit. Everybody started fighting for all their rights and shit, and they fucked it up for the little people, bro. When I was a kid, little people were popular as hell. Emmanuel Lewis, y'all remember Willow? Yep.

Willow was a dog, bro. We used to love shit like that. But now, since, you know, we all politically correct. Would you fucking a little person? Yeah. I got to collect the Infinity Stone with that shit. You gonna do it? Infinity Stone.

Just to say you did it. I know a couple that's good. I remember it was like a convention one time. I ain't even know. They was at the hotel. I'm going down and to get the breakfast. I seen like two on them. I was just like, you know, you know, you got to treat them like.

You know what they are. When I hit the corner, I mean, it was like $300 of the air. And they were like all on table grabbing shit. I was just like, yo. You know what's fucked up? Let me get a little back here. You know what's fucked up? It's I don't like the ones that like, they little people,

but they're tall little people. I like the little people. Right, right. They like right there. Yeah, you know the one that's almost north. I don't fuck with them. Right. They really be head.

You're really bad. What you mean? Because you got a dumb-ass height. Why are you three eleven? Right. You were already. That's a dumb-ass. That's a dumb-ass height to be.

You were already done. Yeah, bring me the little, little. You really ain't little. Yeah. Move, man. It's just childish. Come on. Well, people be thick as fuck, though, like, damn.

All your hype went to your ass. That shit crazy. I seen anyone at the strip club one time. You know what's crazy about little people? I had to tell her, I didn't want her to like be right in front of me because I'm like, I don't want you to be the only person I'm looking at. It's like, hey, me looking crazy in the street club. I ain't.

Ah. This is the thing about little people though. They heavier than they look. Right. They heavier than they look. Because the body mask. It's all about the body mass. Low center of gravity.

You can't believe that type of shit you're into, man. Nah, I'm kinda fucked up, man. What about grandmas? What you think about grandmas? What you think about grandmas? You mean like, like, brinkly grandma? Or like, 2026, grandma. You know what?

You can't. like grandma now nae i'm thinking you mean like old-ass lady like nursing home old now i'm just saying like what you think about grandmonds like when you heard the term grandma i didn't hit i'm 40 too i'm saying what's the old you don't ever hit right now damn right now so you two the one because at the third it ain't like don't you should be hitting nothing old at the third like hey yo cougar ass should be like trying to meet you hey now that i see now that i'm now that i'm around y'all i know some growing shit some more grown shit going hey hollaz So say, yeah, there you go.

I'm not bag. What's up, hey. What's too old at here right now? 21? Ain't nothing too old game. I'll say that. I'll say that. My young nick, go crazy.

Hey, I got to keep y'all separate. I fucking diabetes out of the-you-in-me. Don't care. You got to draw the line somewhere. I think I was 21. She was 53. She need to go to jail. Beat her head in.

I would call them. I'm a grandma there, I told you, they what you. I hurt, I don't hurt. That'd be, I'm like, oh, shit. That'd be like, hey, oh. Oh, right. I can't wait until my mom, I'm like, man, look at the bed. Right, all right.

I'm like, ah. Y'all some better niggas than me, because they don't look old until after you hit them. Once you hit, you don't look old. Right. All right. I shouldn't have been. Shouldn't have did it.

I'm not gonna lay up in here and watch heat other night with you. I'm gonna go. Anyway. That shit was, you can't lay up no coo. You gotta go home. I'm gonna tell you the most unsexual shit they do is when after you hear them

they put them big ass panties on, he'd be like, I'm gonna go. Big-ass draw. They got that knock-down. I don't like them big draws where they can fit their whole booty in there. If you fit your whole booty in them draw, I'm gonna find to go.

You're straight. Your whole ass, no, fuck that. No, fuck that. You got an underwear at that point. That shit that cut off right there. No, fuck that's a diaper. See, nowadays it's like, they go boxes on you.

They might got more... Nah, because they ain't. A big old boss. You better get up out of that. You ain't never go through that? Boy, that's a nigga for that's a big. Nah. Nah, she better not have no fucking boxes on.

What? You walking them off over with some boxes? Man, you're tripping. So I'm gonna get nervous. I'm gonna get nervous and my heart and my heart. I'm like, man, what wrong with you? What's you got on? Who are you?

I ain't doing that. Don't get nobody out of here. I'm scared. Nah, y'all might got a experience. No, bro. We're good. I don't know, man. I'm real happy with my career.

Yeah. We're dealing with these ladies and women of the streets and shit like that. No, I got one. Not kids. Only one? Take the ass off. Nah. Take the ass off.

What you mean? Nah. Don't fucking say no. Wait. You had kids? What I need some kids for? I have kids. I have kids.

Hell no. Oh, it's fun right now, but leave your life, boy, I'm talking about, but Rick Flow John, go crazy, woo, every time. Every time you get some pussy, come out of that one, we're like, woo, they're going to tell you, because once you have them kid, that woo, we're going to get a little light. And we're going to turn it too. Who. All the bills and shit, them, boys, them, every month, they want some shoes, who.

Every time you come out of them all, I got some old shoes. I got some almost cats. What else? Don't do that. Don't do that either. Don't put them on yourself. Don't do that. They're dead.

Nah, nah, no longer with us. Oh, okay. Hey, you're crazy. You're gonna kinda fucked up. What it is, man? What it is? Yeah, man. In the vacuum cleaner.

God damn. They in the upper room? Yeah, I'm good on that. You're 21? 21? 21 is me? Oh my goodness. That was I could have no money at 21.

I could have none of that shit. None of it. Oh man I would have been got that what's the boy Hugh Heffman? Nah you don't want to be like Hugh here now life be egg by like yeah not I'd be life in a gut way though That's what he just said life be life and do be fun ain't gonna want man this shit super fun but yeah tell them folk No yeah it is rock star me boy thank you come on man jj bids shit smoking man man.

Go this bitch open. What they gave you, boy? Gingerill. Black people, this is not medicine. Yes, it is. You're a motherfucking lie. A nigga will go get a ginger air and think this is next night. No, it's not.

You're a lie. I was in the second grade. I didn't lie. Gingerill underrated though. Stayed my life. I grew up from my teenage class all the way to the office. You need to check out of school. But my grandmother come get me.

You threw up. And I told her what was wrong with me. She just got me that ginger. In them cracker, that shit brought me back. Had it not been for gingerill, I don't know who fuck be sitting here right now. Damn. Like, I ain't even hungry for real, bro. I swear I'm not hungry, bro.

You said you wasn't. No, no, I'm not hungry, bro. Come on, man. Thank you, bro. But like I said, I know what the nigga ain't hungry, bro. I'm good, bro. I ain't hungry either. You sure?

I'm positive, right? There's a little wing for you. Man, I don't get hungry. You can say he's hungry and look at you the whole time you eat. That's crazy. What that shit's like? I'm sure? It's good, bro.

No, I'm good, bro. I'm good, man. I'm good. I'm good. They put it all on my shit, that's why. Bro, come get the wing, bro. You know you're hungry, bro. Come get the wing, bro.

I hate my homieie, bro. He's got him. He's not hungry around me. Is he from Baltimore? Look at his fit. You know he from Baltimore. You ain't eating that guy? I mean, can't grab that wing, ASAP.

Nigger woulda cut you out in y'all secret language if he ain't given a. Man, you eating the wing. on the Goobbs, you didn't even get me nothing on the junior boots. I'm hungry to eat. I ain't ain't gonna lie, bro. Fuck y'all. Tell me why I went to re-watch the corner. Crack.

Bro, that ain't nothing but the wire all over again. Everybody know that. I ain't know that. Everybody else did. I ain't had cable like this, so I had to wait. Well, they can find your stream that. Okay. Talk to your talk.

Get them subscribers, nigga. You all right? Cheer, chat. Now these wings, good. Listen, you can find me on Twitch at Twitch slash Reginal. That's my name. They call me Reggie for short,

but I don't even smoke weed no more, so it's crazy. Shit, holl at me. You could find me on Instagram, too, at, um... What's my Instagram? Girl, he's funny. One. X. I'll let me.

Girl, he funny? You're gonna follow me back right now? Yeah. I ain't know what your shit was. That's fucked up, OG. I ain't know what it was, me. Girl, he's funny. Why do you hear you can't get a little red?

Somebody got that. A nigga stole it. I'm ready? It's crazy. What about a little red? Yeah, I delete all my pictures on my face. I was about to say, ain't shit the fuck. I'm gonna.

I'm gonna rebrand. Oh, I'm about to say they ugly. That's your crazy. No, yeah. They were saying I don't know how addressing shit. What? You listen to the niggas? Stop listening to the niggas.

Hey, man. Stop. It's going to fuck out and you're going to get on in yet, real. It's the girl? Yeah, you got to listen to the bitch. They tell them you get right. We got to go right. And them bitch say, it'll be, it'd be the little shit they'd say.

Hold up, nephew. Talk to them. They bullying you? No, it's not necessarily bullying. What they're saying, guys? It's direct contact. You know what I'm saying? Because I think, they'd slide to your DM and say some shit that's you like,

nah, bitch, I got to reply. Don't stop replying. What happened? What the motherfuckinck said? What you had it like, man? Fuck that, don't have to request this shit and reply to this bitch. Somebody reply was like, big-ass jean, little body.

They say that to him all the time, but. Bray, it's something that shit, just get to you, like, that shit get to you. That mean, it's true. You might got from big-ass jean with a little-ha-bodied body. Stop wearing big-ass jeans. Nah, I'm on some skinny jeans shit now. No, they're red.

Stop letting them suck-ass and get to you, bro. It's not the niggas. Okay. Some of them hole be ugly, bro. Go on they pay. But I'm like, someone the ho be bad too, though. So you're gonna listen to them ho? So you're gonna listen to them ho?

You're trying to get some bad hoes. Every time, but I like the low-key bad hoars. Like, I don't want no- No, I don't want no 100-k followers, no. You might fuck my favorite rapper, and now I can't listen to the nigga. That shit terrible. Yeah.

That shit is true. Because that shit is true. Oh, God. That shit, true. I like some shit that nigger wouldn't even think I would want to want. I want to do weird bitch with one way. Don't say that. What you mean?

Make sure she got two legs. No, yeah, two leg for show. You went hit no little fine shit in the wheelchair? Yeah, yeah. Come here and roll over here, bitch, bitch. Come out. Yeah, yeah. I have hit something in the wheelchair, but for real.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Out of four, they're so far back, they came back. That pussy was so wet. I didn't do no shit like that. Really, I swore on everything. You tell the truth. I swore on every line. See, he's really out there.

I ain't. I'm going to go out there. She told me, she's like, I ain't baby today. Like a little walk. Like a lip. It wasn't even like a limp. It was just kind of like her legs was stupid.

Oh shit. It wasn't like a, it wasn't noticeable, but it's like it just wasn't like everybody else. Of course. Yeah. No, yeah, that's not. Now, I remember the first time I found out like you can have diabetes and not be big. I'm like I seen some little. I seen some little.

Where your ass cream, man, man? I know I'm not the only person. I just associated diabetes with just like big people. That shit ain't got nothing to do with nothing. She just gets explaining herself like, hey, I know you don't know this, but yes, it's a glucose murder. I'm like, bitch, what's glucose? So you know, I'm young and dumb.

I don't know what's going on. She like, that just to tell me my sugar. I'm like, what the fuck? I still it though. Yeah, yeah. They ain't got nothing to do with that pussy. Yeah, yeah. Diabetic pussy, do it.

Yeah, the only thing is, though, after you, you got to feed them, though. Like they gotta eat right after that shouldn't get low. Don't worry about it. It's a snickabot right beside the bed. I had something so fine with diabetes one time. What fine shit with diabetes? Man. You won't because you know they're gonna have her heart of it.

She was to check her shit manually. She was bad. The manual checker? Yeah, with the little thing, with the little finger thing. You got stick the little finger. Oh yeah. She was a freak too. See my dad had diabetes.

I had pre-diabit. Yeah, my dad had diabetes and my grandma. grandma had diabetes and one of my aunts had diabetes yeah this is black shit everybody got it yeah whole family got it for real yeah you damn got to get right on that shit i'm the only nigger i'm the only nigger who ain't got diabetes you'll get it later for real yeah you'll get it later diabetes all black people gonna get that shit crazy he can't tell them they go get diabetes we eat we eat damn sweet the same you think you ain't getting diabetes you fucked up you grew up you grew up on your grandma's sweet ass cakes and pies and peace collars and shit everybody gonna lose a foot in this

bitch that d-digger wild babe don't you'll get frosty flakes and shit yeah you're gonna get diabetes what frosty flakes did that shit go get your brain counselor that she got that bhc they got grown to want to take all the shit out the food that's going to kill us nigger we immune to it now shit that they put the preserve the series is Come on, man. We found out Skittles gonna have a brain and shit falling out one. Nigger, uh, Pop-Tarts pork. Exactly.

Shit, crain. They said gelatin is pork. We got you so. We got you so, man. What is it? We got you a little gear. We got your little bit. Nigger vitamins is made on the gelatin.

Oh yeah. Yeah, we got you a bag of shit, man. We got all kinds of shit. You know, I'm taking the BC powder, man. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, part. They sit on the next screen, man. Let them phone no, 85 times.

E-hee-hee. I'm committing. I'm committing to the South Shore. Come on, man. Hold up, hold up, hold up. Let's do it. Hold on, hold on, Lurid. Before you leave, you got to tell us how to get out.

Oh, okay, so that's how black people put people out. I'll leave. He ain't safe. By that time, shit, we're gonna go. He said, before you leave. No, real talk, though. Before you leave. Out of jail, we need, kick no pimpy before my young nigga, man.

y'all nigga man. You know what I'm saying? Hey, got to leave your edge of the big. Y'all like this beat. Okay. Hello. Yeah. Satellite?

Yeah. All right. Mine, so you just got out your leg. All right. And you're free. And I'm free. Yeah. And he's free.

And I'm free. Yeah. And he's free. And I'm free. He's free. You got to open your jacket. All right. Look.

Okay. I'm from Baltimore, but I'm with D.C. Yeah. Like, yesterday, I started smoking the tree. Yeah. Carlos, he, like, 53. Hey. Damn.

Nick, you're 53. No cap. We're on 85-7. But I'm on I-95. Yeah. I miss my dad, like, how he died. Damn. I might just cry.

They can't you a record deal. With my ass. lives at. God damn. Little bit. With the reggie, he's the streamer of the year, dog. Walk around, man, come on down here, dog. 85, man, listen, look, here, dog. Take it slow. Okay, kick it up for real,

listen. You already know we finish stream, now. Get it on, man, my red's on the teen. Now, you already know, J-old on the B, now. What we're fin' to do, fin' to speed now. This niggas said I'm 53. Yeah. Now I'm 42. I got some sad bitches I've been with, or longer than you.

Hold up. Let me tell them about this pimper. Yeah. Country-ass nigga coming straight out of Mississippi. Hold up. Shit. Now what the fuck wrong with it? Yeah.

We might just go to the Brazenstoke and get a phone with it. Yeah. Long distance with my pimper. Yeah. Hey, she said she's missing all my pimps. Ooh. Take my old bitch to green brie. Yeah.

Shit, I might get a bean pie. From the mutton who we're standing on the Camerton Road. Sheed, you know we're about to get blowed. I got some moho. They come in front of the east side. All they want to do is suck some dick and eat some piece of, and I'm gonna let them do it. Yeah.

Because I'm freaky like that. And she got a nigger. I know she's sneaky like that. Yeah. Because I'm the nigger of her dream. Yeah. Might take her out and buy some new jeans. A knife from the mall got this shit from Sheen.

DC on fly. Yeah, I mean. It's that's so light, though. No, cap. I just thought about this shit. Four dollar, bitch. I just thought about this. New Gene with four dollar, hope.

I like these little stars. Now, D.C., before we go for real, though, we got, man, what we got to do, get our streaming shit right? Yeah, what we got to do, man. Honestly, bro. Oh, shit. That's my favorite stood. You keen on me. Y'all can follow her at your favorite stud.

She's touching another nigga in my face. Is that still your IG or is a stud muffin? Nah, that's the great. And how you do? Tell me before you leave, let me know who rented. I ran it. Touch me before you leave. Yeah, you touch another nigga.

Don't do that. Oh, gee. I run this shit. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. All the studs nationwide.

They don't want to go out. Yeah. We can still sit. We can still say that one. No, she don't want to be saved. I don't know. She's all right, gang.

She might be ovulating right now. Don't save her. You never know. She don't want to be safe. Don't know. Nothing going on but the money and the power. What? All right, what are we doing?

So look, if y'all really want to stream, bro? We want to scream, bro. It's a simple as you just doing it, bro. I ain't a lie. How many hours you got to be committed before you get, like, certified? I know they said these got damn to do like $7,500 a dollar. No, it's not even that. I don't know the exact, exact logistics, but for you, it's going to be easy.

Niggas like y'all, all y'all literally got to do. Just have a setup just like this. Y'all just vibed out. How long was here? Like, what is that? Like, what is that? Like, two hours. Right.

When you engage with your chat, though, because I see y'all. You got a whole productive team. You got sound guy. You got a DJ. Like, this is all you need. But when y'all be engaging with this chat, like, I see. It's a form of. Y'all can have a chat right here and do the same shit.

back and we'll do it. I'll come back anytime. Come back. Come back. Come back. Hello. Our house is your house. 85 South Show.

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