The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - SUKIHANA IN THE TRAP | 85 SOUTH SHOW

Episode Date: May 12, 2023

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Oh, we're coming like, we're coming like a journey or so. We're in the rain forest, ain't? Play that USDA. That's one white people get loosed in the hood right there. It's so tropical. I look good. What? You can just start throwing random shit on that place, right? Like, I ain't coming from the Latin down.

What? I'm coming from Galangelo, Lundra. What is going on? Who are over here? I'm trying to talk so weird. Any of the white people? All the white people song for them. You sound Jamaican.

Street dreams are made a deal. Who will we lie to disagree? I travel the world. Travel the world in the seven seas. Everybody's looking for something. Some of them want to use you. Oh, niggas. Y'all.

I don't know that's right. Hey, some of them want to be miss you. Mm-hmm. Especially niggas, the older ones. What you mean? She ain't wrong probably. No, older guys. They want you to break the back.

Beat their motherfucking ends. And kick them in the nuts. Yep. What? Put them shoes on about you. Come in here and stomp my nuts. What? What?

He gets to come here to stomp my nuts. Like, what? Stand on my nuts. Oh no, this is crazy. Stand on my nuts. Stand on my nuts. Oh my gosh, what? Yeah!

You're running up. I didn't. He said it, and I said they do. You said that old dudes want to be abused. You don't think old niggas want to be? You don't think when you get old, you're going to want to be abused? That's you is. I can't say it because technically I'm an old nigga.

Okay. I thought that I was still just like a middle-aged black man, but then I was alerted that since there's not a lot of black men, I was elevated. Oh, you old? Now a lot of people that make it past 21. Yeah. Ain't that fucked up?

Yeah. We're old before our turn? Yes. Prematurely old. We're missing a generation of black men, so we had to step up. So I'm technically like middle age, but I have to represent for an old nigga demographic

that ain't there. So, mm-hmm, that's right. Citizenship. Citizenship. Hmm. Mm-hmm. I know you'd be liking the words and shit. Mm-hmm.

I studied. I went on your page just to see what type of lady you might be. And oh my God. Yeah, but you're bringing out a different side in this interview I see. What type of side are you on? I don't know. What you want? Because I know you got a lot to start with opinions.

And sometimes I just want to get your opinion on this shit. Sometimes I've been needing you to pop up and be like, tell me what the fuck going on in Ukraine and shit. How you're feeling about it? Are you serious? Are we live? We're just warming up. Oh, we warming up?

I'm just getting my vocals together. You know, these are rhetorical questions. Let me get my vocals together. La la la la la la la la la la la la la. Before we get started, I gotta let you know you look. Thank you. You do, too, too. You do that you look.

I like how you look. You look like one of the nicks that just came fresh home from jail ready to slain that dick. I know the type of nigg that you like. That's what I'm doing. I like that. I love that. You feel?

Loose draw. Ooh. You got the thug draws on? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they're doing lasting, though. For real? I ain't had that in a long time.

I know. I've been able. What you've been up to, though? Just out here working on my thing. Staying low-key. No, no. See, you don't even know I live here. How the fuck I'm supposed to do this?

Don't nobody know. Don't nobody know that I live here. You just told them. That's how low-key I am. You told them now, I don't. Yeah. Damn. You're cool with it now.

Mm-hmm. To put a reefing? Mm-mm. Yes, you is. Mm-mm. But what you is? Black. And what else?

I love that for you. Let me just show mix. No, I ain't mixed, though. Not nobody we can see. Okay. My mama's black. My dad is a nigga. My mad nigger is you.

Wait, what's the difference between black and nix? I never, never hope. My mother strode back in my name you're a nigga to the cross Yeah, this is crazy Where are my phone? This mine? No, that's mine. So where the one that was over here?

No, I was, one thing about it, I don't go through niggas phone, y'all go through mine. I'll let the nigger do what he did. I would never go through your phone. Oh, yes, you would. You didn't even had this type of pussy, so you don't know what the fuck you would do. You ain't never had no cat like mine.

So you don't know what you were doing life. You are absolutely right. Yeah, like, we just always tell me what they wouldn't do. That's got people going through phone. What you've got them to do? Keep it. Yeah, that's what y'all say online, them little means.

Oh, if you got the type of pussy that's gonna make me go crazy, keep it. Okay, I'll be trying to keep it. But y'all call me and tell me put my pussy on the phone or leave my pussy on the dresser. That's what niggas there. What is you doing that's making niggas do all there? Who told you to leave it on the dresser? Like, he wants you to put the pussy?

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This is a treat. This is a treat. This is somebody that I hold in a very high regard. Because she speaks things and she stands on it. This lady is bold. This lady is courageous. Come on. This lady is a trend cell.

Come on. This lady has created her own lady and stayed over there and did her motherfucking thing with it. I'm proud of her because I watched all her movies and everything she said was true. Movies. I never... These are movies to me.

At my house, we'd watch them shit on the baby. I didn't have been on vacation with you. I'd have seen you do things. I've seen you do things. you do things. Everybody to know Benny, honey. But today we got Suki on. Let's go.

Come on. Come on, Suki with the good coachie! That's what I'm talking about. That was an introduction. And everybody knows, one of my favorite things in the world is good coach here. Is he? Yes.

And today, I think we may be making history because I think you're the first guest. first guest that we've had on here that just has just flat out told everybody and stood on it they stood on it so we salute you and this is your platform to use freely yeah but the crazy thing is I don't really like to talk about myself it be these niggers you know we didn't we are them niggas that's exactly what I was leading up to we them niggins you all them niggins oh I feel real appreciated yeah okay them niggas but we so we we like we know them niggins too we Yeah, we're not those things to see, but we are in the demographic of the so-called,

like if we go somewhere and some ladies pulled up and they left, they were like, it's some niggas. Okay, y'all are niggas. Okay, period. I love that. If you went somewhere, you wouldn't be disappointed that we were there. Like you would be calling your friends like, bitch, pull-in'-ups out here. Okay, all right, yeah, because that's what I do.

I call my friend. Yeah, it's niggas out here. Yeah. Okay. I love that for us. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Stop doing that.

Do what? You don't like when I clean my teeth? I just, I just was cleaning my teeth like that. Oh, I ain't know. You don't like that? I thought that was a maiden call. A maiden call. I just got that.

Oh, so you single? Yeah, man, motherfucker, because they had tried to devalue me. Oh, I don't like that for you. Yeah. How they was trying to devalue, yes. Because I started listening to the word is different. different a motherfucker gonna tell me you want everything to be your way and I said that bothers you and then without hesitation she said yes and I said well who the fuck is supposed to be leading

because I can't be listening to you at all because I have more victories at life than you so I feel like two people lead everybody die that's what I'm saying so it's like I figured out a way to be successful in a life that you're still figuring out so why in the fuck would I listen to your instructions you should want a nigger with better instructions than you I'm not saying I'm always right I'm just saying I got better instructions do you add did you at least listen no to the advice what if she says she don't want you out on them streets because you don't want you to get killed I don't be in them streets but if she said that you want to listen what if she says she don't want you to eat too much salty food because it's going to give you

diabetes you ain't going to listen That's not the type of things that they're saying. What they were saying? Because we need to know now. See, the thing is, like, I don't know what happened, but something happened within the matrix that made a lot of people, not just people, made a lot of people feel the need to try to downplay other people's existence. Like, we all on this plane, right?

And we all have our own mission and our own goals and objectives. We do. So it's like, even if you don't fuck with what I'm. doing. It's not your purpose to try to talk me out of it or try to tell me that I'm on the wrong pen or try to just fuck with where I'm going to fuck up my motion. See, I heard a lot, you know, like a lot of people be saying they want a nigga with some motion. But there's a lot of motherfuckers who want a nigga with some motion just so they can try to stop it. Because they want it all. They want time. I ain't mean to go on a tangent than that, but the way y'all was

looking at me, I couldn't let the room down. You explained, you explained. You explained Because a lot of women, we do like niggas with motion. Right, but don't stop a nigger motion. Yeah. Like, I feel like... Because you got you moving too much. That's what y'all going to say. You ain't got no time for her.

But you got to start enjoying motherfuckers for where they are. Yeah. Sometimes it ain't that you're supposed to be with nobody for no long time. It's like the moments that y'all can build within what y'all can agree upon. That's it. Yep, that's how I feel. Try to change a motherfucker that you know you don't want. No.

That's fucked up. I don't try to change these niggas. Don't. I just love them. freely, they change themselves for me. Sometimes niggas be ready to change, though. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, I accept the nigger for who he is.

No, because you'd be spoiling niggas a little bit, because I just saw this clip where you said, you cook for other chicks' niggins on Sunday. Yeah, take us to do with me. And us is- And us-in'n't-n't-nobody love me. No, nobody loves. Oh, I hate that for you, friend.

Nobody ain't cooking for you. What you ate today? I hope it was a taco bear. Mm-mm. What you- A chicken sandwich. Oh, you ate a chicken sandwich? You better come down here and get one of the nigga. I don't like that for you.

That's what it was. See, the type of bitch that I am. I don't like that chicken sandwich shit. What be on your menu when you cook for these other niggins? It'd be the pan on a nigger like, you know, I might cook a sirloid steak, a t-boin steak, a t-boin. Yep. Okay. So, and then sometimes you might, I might.

Hey, me one of them T-Bah steak. You feel me? I might got a nigger. that wants to be. Oh, you like chili? You like chili? What? You chilly?

No, I was just. Okay, well, she didn't fucking it. Ha ha ha ha. Don't let her intimidate you. I don't know. I ain't never ate no chili. What's you like? Huh?

What's you like? As far as women? As far as food. Oh, fool? Pussy. But I mean, listen. But let me tell you something. Before y'all can go anywhere.

No. I might got a nigga that like T-bone. I might got a nigga that like spaghetti. I might got a nigga that like Southern Fried Pussy. I can feed any nigga. So you're telling me on Sunday, you got all these different meals going all at once. And you're just making meal preps.

And how they come get them? They come get them out this ass. What's the most niggas you think you've had? Don't change the subject. Okay, no. First of all, the most nick... First of all, it was a... First of all, it was a...

jokey joke but I will I love to cook I'm a feeder I will feed a man I will feed him lunch breakfast dinner dessert like I like to feed that's what I like to do you like to watch niggins eat I like to watch them eat that's what I like to do it's freaky shit it is freaky any weight when they foot yes they do they begin fat but you know like I just like to feed niggas like you know that's what I like to do especially if I feel like you're deprived and bitch is not cooking for you and you eat in DoorDash and chicken sandwiches I don't I like that.

I knew that was gonna trigger you. Yeah, I don't, it really triggered me right now. I'm really upset. I don't like that for you. Like you need to come get some of this lasagna. There you go. Yeah, you need some of this lasagna. Mm-hmm.

But the nigger Drake say, Now you're talking my language. Yeah. Okay. I got you, though. So Sunday. Sunday. Can you text out like a menu Saturday night?

So why? It seemed like so many guys that keep hitting me up and talking about, like, do I cook on Sundays? Like, everybody's really intrigued about this. You said it. Yeah, but it's like, okay, nobody else cooking? No.

It's actually offensive these days. Nobody else is cooking. No. Like, everybody, like, I look at my DM, it's nothing else but niggins talking about, Suki, can I come over on Sunday? Are you cooking on Sunday? What's you cooking?

Are you cooking chicken, cauliflower chicken. Like, it's just like, it's nothing else. Niggas is sending requests. Yeah, they are. And it just make me feel so bad for y'all because, like... You should. Like, where's the good woman at? That like to really, like, feed niggas. Like, I just love to do it.

Like... The niggas is selfish. Niggins took all the good women. Yeah, and now y'all, y'all picking out of a hamper, you know? Exactly. No. But it's a lot of good of us. It's a lot of good women out here right now, though. I'm telling you just don't know how to find them.

You're probably looking in the strip club. The numbers is all. So check this out. Most of the good women go. Then all the tall niggas took all the short women. So now all the short niggas got is a bunch of angry tall women. Angry tall niggas. You're just a tall-ass women.

So the tall niggas don't fuck with tall women. They come and find all the four-foot-elevens and all the four-nines. How tall are you? Not taller a nether. to be fucking with these NBA-sized ass when I'm arguing with the chicks. She's going to drop her whole titty just on the top of my head. Can't see it for me. Oh.

Can't even see it for me. So you ain't talking? Once I got it off my head. But I want to be respected too. Sometimes. Yeah, I love that. All the time, really. This is crazy.

I don't know what type of interview this is. This is a salute to you. Is it? This whole episode is dedicated to you and your good culture. You ain't got to do nothing but sit there if you don't want to. Okay. I love that. I always want some appreciation.

There's one really having a whole lot of questions and shit like that. For real. You just kick it. I love when people, you know, appreciate me. That's what I, because I like kink praising. You ever heard of kink praising? Yeah, like, yes, a good girl. Throw that ass back.

I love. That's what you like? Okay. Okay, okay. What you say about the savings? Yeah, see. What you said about the savings account? Put some money in your savings account.

Put some money in a savings account? You gotta say that type of shit to keep her wet. You ain't really gotta do it. No, you ain't gotta do it. That ain't a part of the, that's not how it goes. You open it up? You do have to do it. What you mean?

If you're gonna say you're gonna put some money in her savings account, what you mean, you don't have to do it. You really gotta do that, shit. You do have to do it. She ain't gonna save it anywhere. So check this out. I got a question for you that I feel like only you can answer. Okay.

What the bullshit? It's not hard. If your pussy, if they was making a movie about your pussy, right? Who would you want to play your pussy? Like if you had to pick an actress that could play your movie on the screen. Who would you pick you, right? Okay. Who would I pick to play a coochie of mine?

Yeah, your coochie, but they need an actress that can, like, bring this coochie to life. Who would you pick? Probably, like, Will Smith. To play. I would say, I mean, I don't know how to answer the question, but I probably would say Will Smith. You picked the man to play your pussy. He's really a good actor. Not that good!

All right, Cleo, Cleo. That thing ain't that good. Cleo. Queen Latifah? Yeah. Queen Latifah. The equalizer? Queen Latifa.

Cleo. I feel like... You set it out. No. What's the movie that Jada Pink and Cleo and... Shut it off. I feel like... I feel like Queen...

My Coochia and Cleo can relate because it's just like... So your pussy go just tear up at the end and smoke a cigarette. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like the best of both world. She'd be like, I'm just going to ride in through it. Best of both world. Cleo was a gexter.

You feel me at the end of the motherfucker day? What would the title be? The title or the movie? Yeah. Like, what type of interview? You questions is. This is the type of shit. Like, what the title?

What type of, okay, so what's the title? I'd be like, this type of shit. I'd be sitting there smoking a blunt about this big. I'd be like, I'd ask her some sit in the shit. This is the type of shit I'd be thinking. What would the title of the movie, would you name the movie about Makuchi? What would you name the movie?

Because I just, like, I don't know. Oh, sooky, sucky now. The Sukianna's. Coochie story. That trail would be crazy. He's still thinking. Like, all sucky-sookin' out, I love that for me. Mm.

Mm. Mm. You know they said, you throw this motherfucker up in the air. Sunshine. Mm-hmm. Turn the lights up. Get these niggins a tan. And you're already black.

I'll turn your ass charcoal. There you would. Yes, I would. I'd be out there. You, huh? Huh? That's all, that's it. That's it.

I'm the type of brown that don't get no brown. Yes, you do. You don't know what the fuck going on. I've been this brown my whole life. For real? So that's the brown brown. Yeah. I love that, Fran.

That's what I'm saying. The type of brown that I am, niggins is extinct. They extinct? They don't make these kind of niggas no more. You see how they just, niggas ain't this tone no more? They ain't.

I love that because I like that tone. He just said, he's going to say tone. Yeah. They stop making niggas like that. Oh, for real? So, I mean, you, you're a special edition. Like a Pokemon card. Ooh, shit!

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Meet my man Clayton English and none other. World famous to be honest. Oh, my gosh. You got new balances on? Yes. Also, you just came home from Prince. I didn't see that. I said that so you just came. I'm keeping the aesthetic all the way real.

What you know about a new balance? I'm just trying to get my life in balance. So I just started with a new balance for it. I got some pH balance for your ass. Start it now. Okay. Hey, I come out with the test strip. Put a test strip on that pussy.

Oh, this is gris. I'm lit in his test. Baby, I got a scratch. You remember the cracker, the, uh, the box with the, uh, what was the scratch and sniff with the cracker back? What was it? Cracker Jack. Yeah, cracker jacks. You know, the scratch and you scratch it and you smell. What advice would you give to the ladies who might be watching this show how they can make the coogey better? I mean, I feel like, first of all, elasticity, that's genetics, you know, so maybe it comes from your mama and grandmama. So I don't

And your grandmama? Yep, grandmama, great-grandmama. Like I said, all the way back to the Egyptian times. Wow. Wow. Okay. It comes from the blood, so, like, you know. Because some girls can, like, it's girls out here that will fuck multiple niggas.

And there's girls out here that will fuck one nigger with a big ass dick and get fucked every day. It depends on your elasticity. It don't matter what you do, you know? Elasticity. Right. You know what elasticity is? If you ain't born with us If you ain't born with it

Ain't no hope Nah Cause you put some on my mind I'm thinking about all the girls I know Who got good pussy And I'm thinking like They mama Yep

What'd you think about fucking They mama Now I'm just saying Like what if that's Now What if that's just Like the family version Like everybody

Everybody in the family got that mom Yeah That's how my family is That's why everybody got a whole lot of kids Real? Mm-hmm What's a whole lot? You got a lot?

I'm in Seven You got seven No, I got three. See, you see here, you're trying to hit you with that high number. Don't try that shit. I'm going to see what you want to say. That's what they do, hit you with the high number, then drop down.

What's going to say? 18. No, I'm playing seven. Okay. That ain't that fit? No, I always said I want to X me. I say seven, but no, I got three. That's good.

But you, nickers always be trying to get me practice. But I'm not going to let it happen. Who are these niggas? Right. All-niggin. No, like, I'd be fucking with, like, you know, I got my in-rotation. That's the problem. But the thing is, right now I'm single, though.

I'm not saying niggers like a whole lot of niggas. It'd be literally, like, two niggas. Yeah, but I go. Yeah, like, I might go back. Like, if I, you know, I might go back to. Spend the block. Yeah, spend the block because I don't want, I don't want to be talking to everybody.

I want everybody talking about this cat. So I just go back to... Yeah, they're going to talk about it, but I need to make sure I fuck on the right nigga that's going, you know. There ain't no right nigga. It ain't no right. No, you have to find you.

But see, one of the niggas I was fucking what he's going to say. Yeah, after he fuck me, he's going to say, yeah, I'm going to tell everybody that that pussy trash and you were telling me that you love me and out of state so that he's going to say so that nobody don't want to fuck with you. So that's why I got to be careful. That shit doesn't work.

No, because it's too many niggas. in the world. He ain't gonna be in a tell everything. That shit has never worked. When niggas like, man, that pussy ain't shit. Yeah, I'm gonna see. Well, we gonna find out. Wait, what is this?

Nobody's taking-knit. So y'all know niggas v. Man, nobody taking no nigger word on this shit. She didn't like fucking you, sir. That pussy was amazing. She did all types of tricks when it came to me. What the fuck? I hope, hopefully, I never have to really, like,

have, be around nobody than been in the pussy that I'm currently visiting. I don't like the shit, man. Like, I feel like you don't like the share. You got a roommate. Yeah, you shouldn't be fucking in church like, like if you fucking should spread your fucking out. Don't fuck a lot of people in the work area. No, yeah, that's crazy. But I ain't never fuck Atlanta nigga yet.

Oh, I did one, one of them. But I've been here friends. I've been here since I was 12 and I only fought one Atlanta nigger. Like Atlanta don't even know what type of pussy I got that's out here And it really can stop the crime This motherfucker in the bluff Well, why? Why are you trying to put this on the street? I just ain't fighting.

You mean, I'm losing their left and right. Day in and day out. And you won't do nothing. No, I just haven't been around like that, you know. Well, at least teach a course or something. I just ain't been outside like that. No. All right, May 20th.

What we're going? Louisville, Kentucky. Man, to the who? The KFC YUM Center. We ain't got no KFC yet. But it's gonna be at the Yom Center. Is it Louisville or Louisville? It's Louisville.

It's Louisville. No cap. It's Louisville. They're not in the back. I need KFC to bring us chicken, bro. Is that close to the Kentucky Derby? It's in Kentucky. I mean, but is it close the day that we're going to

be there. Hey man, fuck all that. Bring me some bluegrass. For real. If Bubba Johnson gonna be there? Bubba Johnson? Yeah. That nigga. Bubba Johnson ride horses? He did a NASCAR. Can't take it? I thought that was a car. No, Nicky that's... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Hey man, come to the joys. Come to the joys. That's the horse. If nobody is there.

Yeah. You can't take it dirty all day. Is that the NASCAR girl? Yeah. I thought it can take it dirty with the car. No, that's... That's the... Daytona 500

Nicky Derby ain't about to be That's why we want to take you no fucking with Hey man Get your tickets May 20 of KFC Yums center Shit, take me to the horses then Diggins

You got that you all Yeah, she got that Why I always thought Kentucky Derby was a horse I meant with a call Columbus Ohio Columbus Ohio In Palis Theater

Columbus Columbus It's Columbus What was it The Popeye's Theater Oh Palace I thought it was The Palis City

in the Popeye City. We're going to the Palace Theater. Yep. May 21st. Not plan. You know what I'm saying? Come on. Bawa are gonna be there.

Yeah. And we're going to shopping at Eastland Mall. Okay. I'm going. A little Bawa. You just don't know. When you're going to move surfing. I cross the floor.

I'm going to make up to my mind now on my eyes. Hey. Ah. I'm not doing this, Bawa. You're going to pull up for me. You too. Hey, he's going to pull up for me.

All the way. Get your tickets now. May 21st. No cap. Ohio Palace did. You remember that nigga did this in the camera? Hey, that's crazy. You know what I mean?

Yeah, all the way. Get the tickets. That's crazy. My mama made sure we was homeschooled. Really? Mm-hmm. So I ain't never get to show this pussy to the world like. You all right.

Oh, that's why you were a freak like this. Mm-hmm. That's why I'm real nasty. You was caged up. Mm-hmm. Caged up. Where was you fucking the niggas at? flying the pussy out, you export?

Yep, import export. Damn. When did you know? That's crazy. When did you know it was hidden like that? I think it was the pregnancies like this, keep being pregnant over and over and over again. So I feel like, and then niggas be acting crazy. Like, they be doing shit, like, stalking a bit.

Crazy this shit. No, crazy. Like, you don't know how much, what's the call when you put a restraint of orders I got on niggas? Crazy as shit. What's the number? How many niggies on the blog list? How many niggas on a block list? In life.

Like you said, the restraining order. I mean, I ain't gonna act like it's a lot, but it's a couple, you know? That shit might be dangerous. You might have to take it off the street. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I need to figure it out. I'm still learning life.

I just need to me an old head that's gonna teach me the right, you know. Put it up. Put it up. Put it up. Okay, I'm put that motherfucker up. Yeah, I'm put it up. Because if niggas ain't gonna learn how to act,

when motherfuckers come over your, house and you get to arguing and shit, what your mom's saying? Hey, put all that shit up. Yeah, and I'm sick of these niggas trying to argue and put their motherfucking hands on me and shit. Yeah, first of all. Oh, no, fuck all that. Yeah. All their violence. That's what we're trying to bring. Because a little bit, like, just choke me up when you

fucking me. Yeah, spit in my mouth. Yeah, let me ride that dick. Let me slap you up. Let me fart in your face. Let me piss. Let me piss in your mouth. Yeah, like stuff like that, but don't ain't no pulling my wig out. This is a family, show.

Damn, this is not as fucking Zeus. Not a tube in movement. Well, that's what I'm saying. Like, don't be y'all to put your hands on me. Let me fuck you up. Let me break that dick off. Shug that dick in my throat. Chalk me.

Make me go to the Amberlands. What you go? The Amberlands. Yeah, yeah. What? I like you. Okay. I sound like a brother and sister.

Ambulance. Amber, Lance, get your ass in his car. Amber and Lance. What's your motivation? Who inspires you? I mean, see, who inspires me to do what, to make my music? Everything. Some people that inspire you in general.

Well, I like La Wayne. Mm-hmm, I like her at tummy. I like, um, motherfucking shit. I bet she had that father. Yeah, she did. You know she did. She didn't take no motherfucking shit from these niggas at all. And she had that waist shirt on with that four, five,

tucked under. That's why she was able to sneak some good. Y'all. That's why all the old black men followed them, because the ass was fat. At first they weren't fit to listen. Had I followed you anywhere. Yeah.

Listen, quiet down. And which way is it, Harry? These niggins follow that ass, boy. It's a freedom. Okay. Take these nickets to freedom with that cat. Well, shit, I'm inspired by my motherfucker self. That's what self.

Mm-hmm. Hair, tell me. I didn't expect that one. No, I really do love her, though. Yeah. Them too. And I love you playing. You put that thing out too on, shit.

She'll put that thing out on. Yeah. Yeah. And I love her. I love Michael Max, and I love who else in the game? Pastor Troy, like I told you, play that pot that pussy show them niggas, you ain't scared.

Like, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Shit, your king pins inspire me. Oh, word. Tell me about the music game. What made you start fucking with the music? So I've been making music since I was a jit, a young girl.

You know, my mom made my first song, and then I just kept going. You know, I love to make music. I love to say how I feel. And the crazy part is like, I feel like when I make music, it liberates me. Like, I'm going to say some shit that people ain't used to hearing. Like, when I get in a booth, because I'm more of a comedian, I'm on a comedian side.

Oh, where? Yeah, so I like to say shit that's funny. I know that's why I said we were real compatible. We compatible and shit? Yeah, what's your sign? I'm an ARI. Yeah, I don't like Arias like that. For real?

Yes to fuck you, dude. That's why you said. No, I ain't never talked to Arias, but I was just talking to one the other day. Because I was talking about one the other day. That's one. Yeah, but y'all are all the same. Because what's... How y'all look?

How y'all sign look? You don't even know nothing about horoscopes. That shit don't mean. You know... Who needs that type of shit? I don't believe your birthday got shit to do with who you want. Baby, I'm a Scorpio, and everything you hear about the Scorpio is me, for real. Everything.

Everything. Even when they tell you that they shit at people. Yeah. Yeah. They petty. No, she said shitty, but we ain't shitty like that. I'm saying. You ain't never heard that, but you heard that we was the best sign, baby. Nobody ever said that.

Yes, they did. Well, we say it. Nobody. We, Scorpio said it. I know, but nobody. Can we get, what's the question that he asked me before? Nothing about your birthday. So what we said?

So what was the question that we said, I will get you something. One thing about it, I'll always get my nigger shit. I want a hell cat. A hell cat. So what's that mean? You're going to give me a Mayback? Because one thing about it, was you spent, oh, no, the shit, you ain't getting motherfucking thing.

You ain't even get pussy. He didn't even get nothing to eat. Okay, don't do the shit. Fuck the hellcat. Because one thing about it, I don't even like niggins that right hellcast no more. You should have worked their way into the hellcat, nigger. Why would you sit down tell me what you want? Didn't I tell you what I want and you said you wouldn't.

I'm at the phase of my life where if you said pussy or the hell cat. I'm picking the hell cat. And I'm in the phase of my life if you said dick or Mayback, I'm picking the mother. fucking Mayback. Shit, I'm tired of this. I got three deal dogs. The choice is dick and dick.

The what? The one of two choices. That's all you are for a bitch, and that's why you eat, that's why you eat chicken sandwiches from Chick-fil-A. That's why you're ass hungry. You know what it is? Yes, it is. Because if I put this dick down like I really could,

a bitch is going to bring me a grocery store. Is she? The whole thing with the, eating the part with the little liquor store at the boat. The public's, public. The whole plaza. I know that's why. I ain't never met no nigger that do that yet.

Come on, man. Yeah. You ain't met me. My name is Carlos Miller. How you do? I ain't even going to shake your head because I'm going to let you know I'm not one of them bitches that you used to fuck with. I know.

That's the crazy part. Because you thought that you was going to get a Mayback and you were going to drop some dick and that's all you was going to offer. You want to help. Yeah. Scur-skirt, no. So come on now. No, one thing about it, if a bitch gives you a hell cat, what's you, you're saying that you're only going to get her dick. So, okay.

And that's okay? Are you tripping? Ooh, y'all niggas, what you said? Do you understand what I am, my value? I ain't asked with no hell yet. That's why that girl left your hair. I don't come in low. And nobody ever left?

You said, you said, what's the girl? You said, that you was with some. I am not that nigger. I told you the type of nigger that. So tell me why the bitch is staff. Why would they leave? Besides dick, besides dick. Oh, I'm coming in a low.

I want a PlayStation fine. That's it. I'm coming in low. See, I'm coming in low. See, I'm coming in low. See, see, I'm coming in low. And I'm gonna fuck it off. I'm gonna fuck it off.

Yeah, I'm gonna fuck it off. A PlayStation 5. That's like a fucking a head. That's the fuck. That's what I'm saying. That's easy. It wasn't good fucking. You didn't get a PlayStation that same thing.

But you said to hell cat, you lost the pool. You're like push it. She wouldn't even shake your head. You negotiate. Tell me why you're supposed. Come in low and work your way up. That's what I want to know. Because I'm about to change everything that she's been doing.

How are you going to do that? First of all, off the rip. Once you mind, I'm about to grand. to get you three wishes. I'm about to do three things in a row that you ain't even think was possible. First of all, your mind blown three times. So you're saying that our biscuit three.

She just believed in a nigga now. Now her confidence is you're a genie. This nigga can do everything. Like, all you gotta do is three good things back to back to back to back. I'm telling you, these women ain't used to shit. Okay. Bro, feed them a motherfucker four times.

She's gonna be like, you're trying to get me fan. Like, no, this is what. normal people do we eat every day so you feed a bitch four times and then expect the hell cat no your whole life about to change so tell me how the life about to change i'm trying to understand what you doing that make a bitch say you know what i mean fun to fuck no other nigger you see how the game so fucked up do you think a nigger have to do something to increase your value i am the value what do you understand how many doors is about to open just because you fucking with me you just unlocked a whole other set of keys.

You didn't even know you had. Look at you, getting all these opportunities. I'm over here getting your confidence back, right, your skin flourishing, hair didn't got back long, ass didn't got fat like it used to be before the baby. How are you doing that? How? Don't worry about what we're doing at my house.

Just know that you're going to see results. All in a fair to make you go home and throw away so much shit. All your favorite outfits don't. Is you, listen, is you paying the bitch bills or not? That's what we need to know. Bills? You ain't paying the bitch bills, but you want a bitch to buy you a hell case? Oh, that ain't high.

First of all, you think some bills intimidate a grown man? No, not intimidate it. Is you paying them or you're not paying them? You think that's how we pick women. We can look at a bitch who got too many bills. Like, uh-uh, she, I know. We see who's in front of us. You ain't answer the question.

Is you helping a bitch pay her bills? Do you not hear you say? I'm not changing her life. You think I'm just going to get the bills. No, I wish you to answer the question. I wish you to answer is you helping a bitch pay her bills? Yes or no? Listen.

You don't want to answer that. I'm about the answer. This is not a yes-no question. No, it's not. I just told you fucking with me increases your value. It's just like manifested. So many things are happening so fast. You're like, who is paying these bills?

And they're not being not paid. But I got you believing in themselves so much. You're paying them. I didn't show you how to eliminate. You're making a bitch want to work harder to pay her bills. I didn't show her how to eliminate half of these fucking bids. Uh-uh. So you're showing a bitch.

Oh, yeah. I got it. See what I'm saying? You know. Let me get you stay here. You should stay here. And it's like it's both. Oh, okay.

You want to show that. Listen, it doesn't even. I'm gonna pay the bill. Yeah. I'm gonna do that. Okay. She need some help. She need a couple dollars.

I'm gonna sit there and say. No, not if she need. She might not need it. She might do, though. Well, what if she don't? Nine times out of ten, she do. But what if she don't? What if she don't?

So she's just being extra just trying to charge me? You know what? What? What about you? Don't ask him. No, no, I'm going to ask him. Hey, I'm paying the bills where I stay. He is neutral in this time.

So you paying the bills? That's what I'm saying. That shit don't buy the real. You know what? Hold up. Hold up. That's what I'm saying. Let me talk to him.

No, I catch you. He's going to pay. You fucking, this girl. I'm paying the bills where I stay. Talk your shit. Okay, I understand that. So, I ain't know. So you stand with your other bitch, but you fucking a sahole.

You ain't got nothing to do with that bills. Hey, this one you got. I'm paying the bills where I stay. This is the thing about it. To all the niggas out there who ain't figured it out yet, pay all the bills. That's the first thing. So that way you don't, even if you did as wrong. If you over that all the time, you owe some.

You owe something, fuck, nigger. Motherfuck is listen different. You're over there all the time, nigga. You're right. You do. You do. You do. You do.

Everybody, yeah, I do. Everybody stand up in the house. Yes. I do listen different. We passed that point of our life where this could turn away. Man, these motherfucking bills don't need really be. If you don't pay the bills, you don't. They don't at all.

But I thought that's what you were saying. And I was going to say, like you're sitting here, telling me that you're gonna fuck on a girl, she there for you, you with her all the time, you have a fun with this bitch and you ain't gonna pay no bills. Listen to me though, I'm gonna do that because I'm, that's the type of nigga that I am.

It's nothing wrong with saying that though. This is what I'm saying, I'm upgrading her entire life. It's not that she even gonna need me to be giving her money. No, no, no, no, that ain't how, yeah. How, you said, this nigga said he give a bit, three wishes. She gets three wishes.

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Okay. So, I mean, if you're talking to somebody, I know, but you, this is hypothetical, so you give me... You're talking to this woman, you're talking to this woman that you admire. I admire her. You admire her. She like me? She like you as well. Isn't it supposed to be a mutual thing?

She's bad. She bad. Not just fuck being bad. She got good culture. People is beautiful. Okay, because sometimes good Gucci do matter. Because I need to know how to... All right, so I'm going to tell you something since you keep, you, you love to act like

you don't want to answer a question. Okay, so you got a woman that you love. Like you admire, she bad as fuck, the pussy good. You come in three minutes every time. She suck your dick, lick your gooch. She's cooking for you, and she's making sure that she check on you and making sure you genuinely okay. And you come into her house at least four times out of the week

because you always want to fuck. So you ain't going to help her with no bills? I'm a tough fucking with. You know what. She licked my gooch. I'm a grown man. Ain't nobody to put you looking like that. First of all, if she don't respect me right there.

No, don't fucking lick me right there. No, I'm my through parking with it. I'm cutting the aw. He said, don't lick me right there. We're not there yet. Oh, ho, ho, oh, hey. Hey! Hey!

So you said don't lick me right there. Okay, so. I'm done. Because she's a goddamn free person. Because who asks for that? Can I get some more, Pastor? She can lick the goose but can't text back. Hey, where are you at?

That's what the tape cat is getting big. She focused on the wrong shit. He don't want to answer nothing, I see. Fuck the lick and the gooch. If you're saying that, you don't... What's she do? She genuinely cared about you. She's checking on you.

What's her profession? I mean, there's women out working out of five or N, C and... What's her income? Why does it matter? 30-K. Because I'm trying to put my plan together. 30-K. 30-K.

She don't make too much. She don't make too much. She would? She don't make too much. She's an average working woman. 30K? Yep. She don't make too much.

She makes enough just to pay her bills, but not enough to dress and designer. All right. Check this out. I hate to beat this gas sugar, but you said since I'm not asking you enough, I'm not fend to do all that for no woman making $30,000. So it depends on how much she makes. Okay, so then change them out. So I just can't see that for me.

You're not about to do what? She's not asking you to help her with a bill. I don't go to work. She didn't have time. So you ain't gonna help her with nothing, but you fucking her? Uh-uh. That's not okay. No, because he act like she's giving me, like she's doing me a favor.

I'm giving her dick that she can't even afford. I feel like if you... She's supposed to be fucking no nigger like me. I feel like if you, if you genuine... You know what? That's why I say, that's why I say I'm not gonna love a nigga for who he is no more. For these niggas. For these niggas.

They were just spending money. He's spending money. took me up to two Macy's. To Macy's. And we went to Sacks two. She made $30,000. This is what she shopped at in the way. I then took her to two different Macy's.

Took it to the sack, let her hit Target three times. She didn't have had to buy a whole other bag to check. She ain't ever been in the bag. She didn't got drunk off liquor. She can't even pronounce. What's that shit? That Casamiga. Casamiga.

Cosamel with the bell. All the time, the one that looked like the hook or shit. Castamela. Baby, go home and throw all your clothes away. Why? Because I'm fend to send you all the shit we bought in Vegas. You for real? This is crazy.

That's why I like life skin, niggles. So you're telling me you ain't going to do shit for a bitch at all. You will not give me credit for the first thing that I said. What you're saying? I told you just by fucking with me. Yeah. You've been to change a bitch like. You feel to make her think, oh, save your money and budget.

What the fuck you're feeling to this? She ain't about to have to do shit. All them little weak-ass bills, poof, they don't exist. How they don't exist, though? We need that. Because I'm a big dog. I mean, I changed their life. As you should.

Hell, yeah. Call J.G. Winworth on a bitch. Oh, J.G. Wittwerf. I love that. Cash now. Cash. Cash. What you mean when she get by fuck with me?

They got dental insurance now. Dental insurance now? with shorts. I mean, if you getting a bitch T-fix, that's, that matters. All of that. Hey, take the car you drive and just push it off a ditch. You hate that car anyway. You're trying to get a new.

Oh, you don't like to, hey, I don't like when I come over your house, I got a wait outside the gate. Pack all your shit. I got you a spot. All of this shit happens. Leave this shit. You're stupid. Hey, I don't like you living over here. Apartments give me the creeps.

I believe it's black mold. mold over here. Ah, all that. Oh, this couch. It ain't enough room for both us. You said apartments give me the creeps. Apartments give me the creeps. Yeah, apartments give me to creep.

I don't know who lives in the next door. I'm really listening to music. We can't barbecue over here. Let's just get a house. Oh, we can't barbecue. What kind of little dog you want? Oh, my whole boy, get him away. I get you one.

Why are you crying? Why are you crying? Why are you crying? You crying every time. I got a cockadoo. I upgrade your life. Come on, man. I mean, you're traving.

No, I'm just trying to understand. Look how fun I'm having on that picture right there. Oh, shit. Look at that somebody mama throwing that ass back on me. Throwing that ass. This is like Grandma. Come on, man. A tag say auntie, but she's somebody grandma.

Come on, man. Come on, sir. I mean, I love that for you, especially if your woman happy. You're saying they're so happy and you just changing their mind. You just changing their minds and shit. That's all it's about. That's the thing about it, though. It's like doing so much shit to make somebody else so happy.

It just makes you unhappar. Yeah. Go back into me. See, how quiet shit got. Let me hear some of that. Can I smoke? I don't smoke like that, but can I hit the weed one time? I didn't know you wanted to.

No, I don't smoke, but. All right, no, I'm not going to do it because I'm like to. Don't get no start doing a loose shit. Yeah, because, no, I smoke at times, but I just laugh too much. I mean, you already funny as hell. You got a weed chain, so that's what you do. I'm sponsored by weed. Weed.

Yeah. So you must be exotic. I love that for you. Something strange for a piece of change. No. Not for a piece of change? Something real, then we can chill. I'm just fucking with you, man.

You know how we do over here, man. We talk big shit and things like that. I see the phone. I'm having a good time. This is not my phone. This is not my phone. see where you're at. Yeah, but then I'm not my phone.

So don't say that people trying to see where I'm at. I mean, of course they're gonna try to see where I'm at. Muffa gotta know. Mm-hmm. Your location on, or? It's not on. So what else do you like to do besides walking around with good coochers? I mean, well, first of all,

I don't really like to walk around with good coochie because my legs be hurting. So usually you'll see my manager. Yeah, you'll see my manager push me in a wheelchair. Because it just be like my knees. It just be like, oh, my gosh, he hurt so bad. Because it's like, it's like, it's like, nothing to do. It's like, it's like fat, it's like heavy and it's juicy.

It's like, damn, I'm carrying a submarine around, you know. But besides that, I really like to read. You might have osteoferosis. What? Your knees might be fucked up. Osbiotorosis. Your pussy should not be affecting your knees. For real.

If your pussy that good where your knees is, his bed. Come on, man. Talk to her. A wheelchair? I need a chiropractor. You know what? That's crazy. She got to get wheeled around. What's wrong with her? That pussy too good. Too good. I told you this whole episode,

we were just going to give you praise and admiration. Yeah. For me, we're having a good time. That you're doing in the community. Yep. Doing my community service as I should. Yeah. You said you've been doing music the whole time since you was little? Yeah. I've been making music.

music. How long you've been freaking, though? I mean, I think it was like, like, as soon as I was like 17, no. But I think honestly, like, when I hit 30, like, it's just like, right now, it's just like I don't know what's going on. Like, no idea. Nope. Dick ain't never felt this good.

Ain't even hit your peak yet. Nope. And Dick ain't never felt this good. Like, I usually fake orgasals, but now I ain't got a fake. Sometimes the fake ones to be hidden, though. Yep. I'm the one that you need to keep your confidence up. No, I can think that.

I do. So you're talking about you faking? No, I'm saying. Because you know, they said niggas be faking orgasms and spit on the bitch's ass like they can't. Yeah. I got to go. Like, it's just something changed.

You're like, I got to go. All right, I'm good. I did not nut at all. I'm going to have to jack off at the house. Oh my gosh, what? Something was wrong. Something was wrong. Might have been roaches,

anything could go wrong, you know what I'm saying? Could have been older, could have been anything. Might have had to, ah, right, right. I think women are the number one to fake orgasm. Yeah, y'all do it. We do it for the same reason, self-esteem. We don't want to hurt your house. And y'all don't want to hurt y'all.

And you don't want to hurt y'all. I feel like, I mean, that means somebody care about you. That's real. We're just people. We don't mean. Just ordinary people. Yeah, it's just human beings. Do whatever you got to do to make this shit fun.

It's really just supposed to be by having some fun. Exactly. You ain't trying to make a baby. Shit, I'm trying to have some fun. I'm trying to get turked the fuck out. Sick of these niggas my age. How old are you? Young and fine.

30. Yeah, yep. Yeah. You getting that. Like this southern fried cat. See? You still, yeah. And now I feel like I'm seasoned.

Like, I feel like I'm seasoned now. You feel me? I know what to do with this motherfucker. What you gonna do with it? Shit. Throw it on the nigger's face. Sufficator. It's murder.

Yeah? Yeah. The murder, nigga. This shit is so funny because us and this is the type of shit that we train for. Like, when niggas go home and they train for pussy war, we have scenarios where you have to not breathe if a woman ever try to duplicate you with a pussy.

Yeah. As an adult man, you already know what to do. Put your chin up and try to get your nostrils free. It's he telling you. You get your chin up and get your nostrils free. Exactly. You gotta get your... In the worst case.

You got to get your nostrils. Your parachute is if she won't move, just stick your finger. When she's going to jump up? Yeah, yeah. You got to. You got to. You got to. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Hey. You can't get your nostrils free. Sometimes you got to bail out. Come on, man. Are you serious? If you can't get your nostrils free, you put your thumb on her booty and that's the eject to make her get off. That ain't gonna lie, that is true. Because no bitch won no niggas

thumb straight up her ass. Like, it's like, okay, let me move a little bit. And no man wanted to die suffocated by pussy. Nobody. And you ain't gonna die. You ain't gonna die. You ain't gonna die. You ain't gonna die.

Hippathetical type shit. No. Y'all need some coochie juice on your face. I'd make your beard grow. Jeez. That's how my beard turned gray. Is it? You see, it's only gray in the bill, right?

That's that salt and pepper. It's all of the pussy. That's got that bleach in it. P.H. They do. That's that piss. Ammonia. That mone you.

You got a bleach. You'll just say anything. No, I mean, for real, for real, pince. No, first of all, piss and squirt ain't the same thing. That's what I say? That's what I say. Yeah, because I'm a squirter, so I know. Yeah, that's what I say.

Yeah, a veteran. And piss and squirt ain't the same motherfucking thing. It only be these hating assholes that like the... Niggas don't never say nothing like that. You sure? Because I didn't taste it before. Yeah, but I mean the bitch was pissing on you. But if you...

What'd your face look like when it... What? What? Ugh. Ugh. No! Oh! Whoa!

I feel like if it's squirt, he's a chicken broth. It's chicken bouillon. So you said it tastes like pissing when the bitch is. That might be her. But it's some bitches that squirt and it's snapple. What do you think, pussy tastes like? I feel like pussy just tastes like a little, little,

Because I like the cook, so let me compare it to an ingredient. Skin. And peepie. That's it. That's it. No, I'm not going to say peepie because at times maybe peepie. Who says peep? This says piss.

Just say pee. Peepee? That's too many. Okay. I mean like a little bit of a snapple. A little bit of almond, almond milk. Pussy don't pose to taste like fruit. Almond milk.

Pussy has a distinct taste and it's supposed to taste like... Pussy. Exactly. It's supposed to taste like pussy. Delicious. It's- So you think pussy tastes delicious? I love that.

You can find some authentic pussy. It's sweet, but it's strong. Yeah. It's strong. Yeah, it's got a little, it's a little funk. It tastes, it smell fresh. But it also depends on what she eat. That's that could be true.

It's like a seafood. It's like a seafood fruit. Black and mouth pussy. It's like a seafood fruit. A seafood fruit. A seafood. Wait, what you mean a seafood, a seafood fruit? A little yogurt.

Like if they threw pineapples is got the darkness of a yogurt. No, the hint, yeah, the hint of yogurt. A hint of yogurt. What's the seafood? What's seafood you're talking about? Yeah. Muscles.

I'm just saying, maybe like a, I don't know. You've been eating put it for too long. A scallope. Like a chalaya. A scala. A light seafood flavor. Something real light, something very... This needs to stop right now.

Buttery. This is crazy. And texture. Buttery. Buttery in texture. In texture. Maybe like a tar-tar of suits. Oh my gosh, this shit funny as hell.

Yeah, because I'm leaning towards something more, like it's a fate. Not a saviche. No, not a saviche. That's a too much. That's where they cook it in a lab. It tastes like it's been poached. Hollandeade. And brought up to a slow broil.

But then it was like, it was marinated overnight. Oh, it's been simmering. Right, and then- That's right when you wanted it, right when it started to simmering. And then it's complimented with the consistency of a cream brulee with a hint of a nuttoned. Just a slight undertone of cinnamon and you can definitely taste the sea salt. Yeah. I think so too.

Yeah. underton the nutmeg and a tad bit of seesaw, just a little tense. Yeah. Yes. Make you do that. Because that's that thong that bent up in that ass. Is it? Mm-hmm.

Yeah, that seesaw come from that thong up in that ass. Word. But that nutmeg, rosemary, cinnamon. That's what you'd be doing. Mm-hmm. Yeah, people will be buying my thones with $2,500 sometimes. You've sold your drawers for $2,500. That's taking them right off my ass.

straight off my ass. What? You're gonna say... Straight off my ass. They don't want me to wash him at all. They just think it straight off my ass. Are you just sending in the regular man? Yep.

You're supposed to... Prowdy. Yeah, I'm about to say you can't be having... That shit can't be in the mail for seven, eight days. You know what? You're getting real funny right now. I'm saying in the past, people have bought thongs off my ass. But I'm saying that you should have made this a business.

Like, you don't do this on the regular? Mm-mm. At request. This is like a request. I don't need to do that no more. This nail, I just suffocate niggas. And then, you know, they like my toes, too. They like these toes.

Yeah, you know, I like to keep them done. This, this right here, this little petticoor costs like $85. This is real cheap. That's decent. Yeah, it's decent. Yeah, that's something that you need to start helping bitches pay for their feet and stuff. Yeah. Where are you getting this information from?

I'm just said, because I already know you said you don't. Who helped you pay for these? I pay for, because I'm rich. So I pay for myself, but just because I'm in the, independent don't mean I don't need no nigger. Yeah, damn. Because you see how these toasts pretty? Who told you to be pretty?

Did you like my toes? 85 dollars for the toes? Just for that foot? Or is that perfect foot? No, for both feet. Oh. I thought those per foot. Look, look at my feet.

They're good. They're good. But 85? Nice feet. Because she on the 85 South show. Oh, 85. You got some nice feet. Thank you.

I see what you're doing. I see what you're doing. Because I got long toes so I can pick stuff up. because, you know, I'm mixed, or we pick stuff up with our feet. What you mixed with? Wait a minute. I'm gonna tell you, but we like to pick stuff up with our feet. Who picked stuff up with their feet?

And I'll pick stuff up and feed myself. What is what we? I'm mixed with black and African. Black and African is the same thing. Exactly. So I like to pick stuff up with my feet and feed niggas. That's what I like to tell. I'm gonna cook for you and I'm a feed.

What happened? You're so aggressive towards niggas. I don't think I'm aggressive. Because you'd be like, these niggas, it's so hard. Because it's like, what do I call? Oh, what do we call them? Man.

Oh, and I love a real manly man, like real manly that don't play that shit. He don't like to do all that. Oh, you're eating out your feet. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Always trying to feed me tortilla chips with your feet. Fuck that. No, I'm just blake.

No, not that man. He's gonna tell you what kind of man he ain't. No, yeah, but I'm not talking about that type of man. Don't be putting your feet on in the goddamn brakes and shit, man. What time? So y'all don't like this. Hey, I'm from the cut. Keep your goddamn shoes.

Y'all don't like to lick toes. Toes? Y'all don't lick toes. Um, no, I can't say that I'm... You'll lick some toes before. I can't say, I don't know. You look so good and be so smooth. Exactly, I'm gonna say.

You be on some frigate shit. It's just, it's like, I don't know. You just do that shit. Why would you lick toes? Y'all don't lick toes. He got his tongue out. I go all around. So y'all don't lick toes in the crowd?

Please. Y'all do lick toes? Who? Who? Who ain't in him? Who did it? Him, right there in the tan. He did it.

He sticks his tongue out when I said it. Yeah. He had over here. He'd do shit like this. Who licked toes? Who lit toes? Every girl man in here, they lick some toes before. I don't lick toes, man.

This is regular, but everybody saying they don't do it, but you? I said that. I was the first nigga that said, yeah. I'm licked some toes. I'm telling you. I have dealt with some women. with some beautiful hands feet. That's what I'm saying.

Fe are pretty. I know a motherfucker got the prettiest feet. For real? Yes, and I hope she's doing well. I told the bitch gonna put your shoes off. Sometimes the motherfucker be so fine. He's both butt naked. I said, go put the Air Force and ones down.

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