The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - "Sunday Service" w/ KARLOUS MILLER, NAVV GREENE, MONEYBAG MAFIA, & JUSTIN WHITEHEAD

Episode Date: March 25, 2026

Karlous Miller and the crew host a raucous Sunday service filled with unfiltered comedy and storytelling. They dive into wild personal anecdotes, analyze popular culture, and share their unique takes ...on modern relationships. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:14 Thursday, March 26th, at 8.7 Central. And listen on IHeart Radio stations across America and the free IHeart app. All right, guys, let's take this thing from the top. On the plane, that would I'm getting. What? Ginger real. Where's J. Onsenki? Oh, he back there with his little brother.
Starting point is 00:03:39 Boy, viving like real brothers, man. Don't they can really get along too You know, if you stay around somebody along there Y'all, man, I'm tired, isn't they? Those n'n't they? Your brother? Nick, I got some cousins I wouldn't pay to see it again.
Starting point is 00:03:59 Then you gotta ask yourself though. I know who I got to, I know who I'm on top of time. But then you gotta ask yourself, when have you ever seen either one of them mad? That's true. With anybody. When you ever seen this nigga do anything besides That's what he's doing right now.
Starting point is 00:04:16 When did you ever seen me make? That's the goddamn, nigga. Earlier to date. When I seen you happy? Who are? That niggins are about when you seen me mad? You just said you want to die at 72.
Starting point is 00:04:28 This is the angriest nigger we know. They're gonna kill this hell ball. You get mad that motherfuckers for being fat. That stink meter. Bidgast, devil. You got road rage, Anti-social is a motherfucker. How you figure that?
Starting point is 00:04:58 You hate everything. You hate stupid people, ugly people, fat people. I'm ugly, so all that ugly. Broke people. I ain't broke people in bed. You got mad at a girl for giving you a bullshit gift. With that black blanket. I bought them a pandora bracelet.
Starting point is 00:05:18 That don't mean shit. That should have taught you a lot about life. You don't always get it. what you give. I've been seeing that lately. Just be thankful for what you got. I ain't trying to make you feel like shit. I'm trying to change your perspective on shit.
Starting point is 00:05:41 Yeah. I've been reading this new book called The Sault of the Art of... Not giving a fuck. Yes. You got to read it. You got to read it. You got to read it, though.
Starting point is 00:05:51 I got that book. You got to read it. You just got to have a book to show. Now, you got to read. When people come in all and just see the book. Oh, you got this too? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You ain't have to do that read it.
Starting point is 00:06:04 No. You ready? The good shit is actually in the book. Yeah, for sure. That's the whole point. He got a little bit. I like audio books, though. They put me to sleep.
Starting point is 00:06:13 I have to read it. You know, I'm old. Because you're lazy. You want somebody else to read it for you. I want to feel like I'm watching some. I still like books. You got to listen to Jay Prince's audiobook that he narrated to. Come on, man.
Starting point is 00:06:26 You love a good book with it. You don't read it in a big ice of pictures of it. Him and Bernie Mac, you know, they did their own narration. They did their own narrations. That was-it-nobite. You don't know anybody want no half illustrator, man. But I'd rather read the book. I like reading the shit.
Starting point is 00:06:38 Kevin Hart had a funny-haired book, because he was reading his word. I thought I would go. Gucci man, book would pretty straight. Man, who was it? Narrated. Well, I didn't listen to him. Oh, yeah, that nigga and...
Starting point is 00:06:50 Guts had to talkin. I ain't know. He ain't know. Hanks reading this shit. Wasn't that Cavario reading Gucci book? I don't know. It was somebody. It went Gouah.
Starting point is 00:07:00 Cabario. I read it. I read the physical copy. I didn't know. Tamil's dead. Whole time with Orlando Brown. What the hell? Samil Jackson did Jesus a documentary.
Starting point is 00:07:12 I don't know who did his book, though. Oh, God. If I ever did a book, I need Ving Rain to read my shit. Choochang got a book coming out. I'm going to check this stuff out. Bing, Borgant, Freeman. Somebody with one of those delicate voices that's going to go out there, just grab you and make you want to listen to it.
Starting point is 00:07:27 I hate James Earl Jones died. I would have a real bumble. I don't want that big nigga of you got served. You're making from Blue Hill Avenue? What about my boy from Hulham? Bumby. Whistler? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:55 Don't you hear the Dutch laughing? We didn't joke. That nigga said, now you got two guns. Oh, Eleanor. Hey, if Bambi could have killed that, that nigga Bumby would have killed this ain't clean right now. Your grandfather, hollum. That's one show I don't watch over there.
Starting point is 00:08:13 I'm talking about Hulham though. He's about the movie. Yeah. But he ain't really watch. Godfather Harlem. That's shit good. The last episode when somebody would happen, something happened to a woman that a store or a hospital or so. Oh, you too early now.
Starting point is 00:08:27 When her son had to go in the room. I think so. They did something to- No, the bumpy niece. Something happened to a girl and then he pulled up with all this to buy-side and told. Yeah, that's what, yeah. He's still early on him. Yeah, that's in, like, season one.
Starting point is 00:08:44 Yeah, that one. Hey, that nigga who played Malcolm Mexican season one? They switched Malcolm X's practicing. They switched Malcolm Xx. Because they were, they said it was COVID. Who played to Ben Malcolm ever? Didn't say what? Nigger, no lie.
Starting point is 00:09:00 We're on a flight going to San Francisco. I got a middle seat. Damn, that's how you living? Bro, you know, everybody going to the Super Bowl. You couldn't be, hey, we're going out there. At least you're making it. At least I'm making it. White person to my left,
Starting point is 00:09:17 white person to my right. Nick, I put Malcolm X on that motherfucker. I'll talk the brightness up and watch Malcolm Xx the whole flight. You know what you should have to watch? You know what you should have to watch? We'll hold a cover up real high. Django.
Starting point is 00:09:32 They ain't have it on there, Logan on that. You have to switch the move is out on the fucking plane, dog. I don't get a fuck what they put on there. Long as they leave Wally on there. Bro, you get six white movies and two black movies. Hell yeah, long as they leave it.
Starting point is 00:09:49 I just watch 12 years of slaves for the first time, though. That's a good-ass movie. That shit, the first time, it's hard to watch all the way through. My soul of rising heaven, y'all. Roll, Johnny Ro. You know how to read. Know how to read or learn you. How many 50 last?
Starting point is 00:10:08 I'm like, God, damn. That's a good ad move it over. What, 12 years is like? Yeah, yeah. When he whooped that white boy ass. I don't think that I was going to eat with them folks and woke up in a fucking- I'm talking about when not to eat. That's how they do you.
Starting point is 00:10:25 Came back old lady that moved on on and then how they do you. Same thing Castaway. Now that's like Caldway. Remember Casway then Cairon, you got nothing big up here. With the Dennis at deck. Come on man. This man, the, the, made it out there on that fucking eyes. on that fucking island with a tennis,
Starting point is 00:10:42 not tennep ball, with a volleyball. A woman gonna leave, she gonna move on, boy. Seeing, Ozark. Ozark, my shit. His wife cheated on him, he just kept watching the video. Yeah. That nigga was watching the video repeatedly.
Starting point is 00:10:55 He was obsessed with that shit. Of your old lady, Gino? Yeah. He had, he had some private investigation. Whatever you call that, he might well pay for that shit. Nigger, took her to another spot and made her the richest she ever been. She got rewarded for Chief.
Starting point is 00:11:12 Ain't, ain't good way. Ain't no show for Breaking Bad, though. Best movie show up there with the WIRE. Brough. Breaking Bad was the fucking truth, dog. Yeah. Never seen an episode.
Starting point is 00:11:25 You fucking up, bro. You ain't never seen Breaking Bad? Hey. The way them character dynamics changed, you remember Walter White? That's my thing. That's a thing, but, that's another thing about, like,
Starting point is 00:11:37 like Ozart. The boss don't last long. Like, this ain't the last nigga. This nigga you thought he'll never die. There ain't no next thing. It's another nigga that's the boss. Like, that shit good like that, bro. Hey, man, y'all look at watching Landman?
Starting point is 00:11:49 Man. What's that? Billy Bob Thornton? Oh, I doubt still watch his name, Billy Bob Thornton. Yeah, I check the right. Slim blade and bad. They trust me, man. This shit good.
Starting point is 00:12:00 This shit good. Land man. Yeah, he out there in Texas, man. He's working in the oil fields and shit. So he's like, It's on Prime. Man, hell yeah. I think I've seen the advertisement.
Starting point is 00:12:11 That shit good. That's the last four series that I watched. I'm waiting on the boys to drop again. What? The boys. Last one I just finished with Fallout. Y'all ain't never seen Fallout? Like the game?
Starting point is 00:12:24 It used to be a video game, yeah, but they turn to a TV show. It's good? It's good. That shit good at hell. You ain't fucking with it. It's on Prime. I ain't like the last couple of episodes. Well, you know, Noggin' like that shit.
Starting point is 00:12:38 I'm talking about the TV show. Nogs don't even talk, boy. Did you watch a TV show or you're talking about the game? That man, Nye said, you said fallout? That shit ain't shit. This the most, you know, I never heard Noggi talk, way? That nigga don't like that. I ain't never heard.
Starting point is 00:12:52 Yeah, no, this is falling out. That big one. Yeah, we fucked. He got the wrong show. I mean, they never talking about. I know what you're talking. Got 14 words like that dick. Lock the dope.
Starting point is 00:13:04 I started to watch it because it got my boy Uncle Baby Billy in there. Walter Grogens. You know, you need to see The Righteous Jimstone. Hell no. That's the funny shit. Well, the righteous gemstone and Uncle Baby Billy, they said, Well, after I pay my sciences and get all my lab coats, there's nothing left. They said, well, why you do it, Uncle Baby Billy?
Starting point is 00:13:32 Because I'm selfless. That's why they get on there talking about. I'm not asking for much here. All I'm asking for is about an eight ball of course. An eight ball of cocaine in about two million dollars. Oh yeah, yeah, they had a meme going around. Oh, I ain't know where we're from though. I ain't know where they're from him.
Starting point is 00:13:46 Okay, gotcha. Hell yeah. He'd be on that. When he was talking about what to get a nigga for Christmas, you know how they'll change and mean. The eight balls for Christmas. Yeah, yeah. But they're a meme yo at a death boy.
Starting point is 00:13:58 Oh, yeah. The AI killing it, though. Oh, yeah. Nigg. Hey, I ain't anybody said it yet. The AI deserved credit, because I know it's just people typing this shit. and the AI is creating it.
Starting point is 00:14:10 But whoever is doing this shit, it's funny. It's a motherfucker. No, they stop doing the holes, though. What you mean? Like, they make it, some of the women pictures you like, them whole AI guy, you do not know. Who gives a fuck? I do.
Starting point is 00:14:24 We ain't even going, we ain't trying to fucking get a whole DM and shit. I'm getting teleprompter for one, for English. Thank you for responding. You'd like to see more, download. Oh, honey. Man, you don't see some freaking shit in the D. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:40 Niggins I sign this stuff up for Bitsby membership. Niggins and subscribe to the only fan. News levels. You text that whole, it says, except all cookies. Like, what the hell? Well, it's gonna be a fun-ass something, though. I can already tell. What you got playing?
Starting point is 00:15:00 No, I can just tell, bro, the, like, people in the- Yeah, no, it's getting bad out. You think so? Nigger, since, I say, since COVID started, this shit just getting worse and worse and worse. and worse every year. Worse every year. No, babe. I can't agree.
Starting point is 00:15:17 Nika, pandemic probably was my favorite year ever in my life. I just said. Since then. Oh, okay. You can't talk that, babe. That's a five year. But God, damn, though. Some people were miserable, but just like that,
Starting point is 00:15:29 I had the time off my motherfucking life. I had a time, boy. I didn't appreciate it enough. But what? I had a ball. But what? You know, one more. One more.
Starting point is 00:15:42 One more. About four months. Them bitch, they were by 60,000. Boy, that shit was a test right there, boy. Boy, that first month was easy. Start talking about pandemic. Then that two to three months. That shit started weighing off.
Starting point is 00:15:59 Motherfucking started going crazy at about three months. Man, what the fuck happening? Man, what is going on? Yeah. Remember all the practices and shit shut up? Because everybody was ordering it. Everybody, you got to order that shit. Yeah, but motherfuckin' had paid, though.
Starting point is 00:16:13 Everybody was happy. It needed to go back to that. Bro. This is how I just know. Niggas just won't do right, bro. They said, stay in the house. Niggas is finding ways to get them Amazon, work releases where you could be on the road.
Starting point is 00:16:29 Little shit like that week. We didn't stop. I was still pulling up to my hood. Niggas outside selling dope. I know you very low during the pandemic. I was out there. You laid low. I laid very low.
Starting point is 00:16:41 You were doing podcast? A dope. Oh. That was my outside day. Oh. Yeah, we thrived doing that shit. We was thriving, we had some classic moments in that moment. A lot of people, you were just tired of looking at TV.
Starting point is 00:17:01 So a lot of people was on the internet looking at whatever people were putting out. Mm-hmm. I was kidding that around by that time out there. I crunker that don't forget to tip the bartending shit and all them commercial like shit. Look like they didn't see 100 pounds like shit. He didn't. Oh, really? watching that shit crew?
Starting point is 00:17:15 I was straight, bud. That shit would have went on a couple more months. I would have snag near real TV show out that bitch. Well, what? I was shooting so much shit out of the career. Hell, I shot a couple shows during the pandemic. Man, it had to be crazy. Boy, what the hell floating?
Starting point is 00:17:33 Taking all of goddamn COVID tests. To do anything. To do anything, guys. You got to take a COVID test to take a COVID test. What the hell? You're talking about. I'm talking about, I had to take something in a minute. I had to pull up on a motherfucker that they creled to take one
Starting point is 00:17:49 before I could walk on a set to film some shit. I had motherfuckin' up on me like a week before that, to pull up at the house testing. To do that beat, teach? I remember I had to do that. I had to pull up on a nigger. They'd get a creel and take one. Oh, here, pour it.
Starting point is 00:18:07 Now we're finding out all that shit was some bullshit. Y'all, did y'all ever get a n... Sticking them long-a-cuit-cuit-up. Did y'all ever get a negative? That was the shit that were giving them. I didn't have a negative COVID test? Yeah, for sure. I ain't never get it.
Starting point is 00:18:22 I ain't never get it. I had that shit, April. Matter of fact, it was- Man, they had the folk. With the plate, niggins, if you're trying to go out of the country, you just buy the car. I had to plug with the car.
Starting point is 00:18:32 The vaccination car? Oh, that one easy. Locked and loaded. But you never got it, though. You never got COVID? Hell yeah. I think I had it before it blew up for it, though. Hey.
Starting point is 00:18:42 Why them of them made me call my worst enemy. My baby mama, I'm like, shout out there. Hey, look, I don't know if I'm fucking around Maker. He just thought about that shit in coffee. You see how I said back. You know what I said? Hey, how bad it was. What you told him back?
Starting point is 00:18:54 I don't think I was making. I just, I don't think, I don't think, I feel like if I go to sleep, I ain't wake back up. Can you just leave, just watch me? I come over there and watch me. Hey. It was that bad. She's like, yeah, we hate each other.
Starting point is 00:19:05 Nick, you'd be cold and hot. Nigger. Brow, that shit will. I just didn't like the fact that I didn't like the smell or taste. That's some annoying. And it felt like somebody saw a brick on your motherfucking chest, boy. You ain't never had it? Lowe, you were blessed.
Starting point is 00:19:21 You really laid low. Bro, as a fat nigga. You need pork skin. You say you laid low. You laid the fault. Lo. As a fat nigga boy, I ain't have an appetite. That shit was killing me, boy.
Starting point is 00:19:30 I got my shit on a shoulder. I did a show in debt. That was a heart felt right now. But I just like cooking food sometimes. I don't need to be hungry. Y'all woke a lay in night and just thought Salted here and a salmon
Starting point is 00:19:45 He ain't there for a dick Cook leftovers Now what you're doing Cutting these salmon steaks up Niggins ain't ain't Ain't gonna eat it at night Vacuumed that shit And putting the freezer
Starting point is 00:19:56 Yeah man You had it while it was Yeah I had it Bro what's so crazy When I I had that shit twice Bro when I had it Like it was like
Starting point is 00:20:10 Man what the fuck is going on Because I took that shit, I'm thinking it was a joke. Listening to Loth. Loz said black people couldn't catch the shit. You remember you said that, Loz? Nicking, you're going to list. Don't never listen to me for nothing like that. Nah, I don't listen to you.
Starting point is 00:20:27 All the real shit you said, but you did say black people can't catch the shit. They said that shit. Don't act like I just made that. I think in further we could get that shit. And then they went back in the lab and said, oh, you think I got some for you. You're right. No, son. Put something in that that Melon came deep.
Starting point is 00:20:44 I remember Fly almost fell out before we knew at the football. That thing I almost fell out. He got this shit about six and seven times. Yeah. He's staying working. Chad too, Chad had about 12 times. I got it to second third. Oh my God, bro.
Starting point is 00:21:00 And Chad, he denies it. Yeah, yeah, for sure. That nigga cough and sneeze at the same time, you're good? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Caughts me, you're sick. That nigga, shake. He's not the worst part about that he won't take shit for it. Oh, hell, take nothing.
Starting point is 00:21:15 Sadda G now. That nigga be laid out. We're on tour, that nigga laid on the sofa. Oh, I'm on the goddamn. Chad, you okay? Energy lower hell. I just been working all day. What's up?
Starting point is 00:21:28 I got my... Man, get your sick ass up. Meet and greet. What he's like, I'm good, black man. Yeah, black man just working. I couldn't, I can't live like that. I'm taking it. Nick, as soon as I feel anything, I'm taking it.
Starting point is 00:21:40 I was there flew my ad asleep, boy. You gotta be on them, do them vitamin seed, all that shit. Yeah, the-up-all-hats. That shit didn't got, damn. Maybe I started too late. No, not on the cold. I'm just talking my own regular sickness. Yeah, now I do, because you know, every day,
Starting point is 00:21:54 I'm taking goddamn some shit. Elderberry, gummies, all that shit, man. You got to be up on that, too. That goddamn, I got to be up on that. Mm-hmm. I'm gonna tell you, a nigga talking about that COVID. Man, you ever had a strep throat? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:08 Yeah. Yeah, I was in like, not grown, nigga. Yeah, I was in middle school. That's the worst. I don't miss that shit on my word,
Starting point is 00:22:14 and I'll take COVID over that. That's the worst. You can't swallow. You can't kill your throat. Yeah, that's true. Nig, you, you're having fever onto my chills and hot, cold and hot at the same time
Starting point is 00:22:25 you shake all night. That first night? Oh my God. Bro. I caught that shit in the threesome. I'm mad at hell. I'm like, clearly I outworked. Clearly I outworked everybody.
Starting point is 00:22:36 Hey, man. Come on. I'm the only one with strip. And I got pink eye. You kissing. You were doing too much. You dug in her booty and they'd rub your eye. He stuck your face in the booty.
Starting point is 00:22:46 That was. That's what it was. Yeah, I caught struck and pink eye. And athlete's foot. And gout. I get sick. I ain't doing nothing. What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:22:59 Like nothing. Not leaving the house, not going. Oh, yeah. I'm down bad. Man, that's why I'm so blessed to be doing this shit, bro. The older you get-in- Remember them days going, having to go to work, you know, feel like
Starting point is 00:23:12 Or having a motherfucking headache. Listen. Nick, talking to you crazy at work. Listen. You got to go. It seemed like the day you don't feel good be the one day they, nigga. You can clock out.
Starting point is 00:23:24 I forgot you the bitch ass, man. You're right. You're right. I just put my last two-saddy-five to ride the bus in the train here, hell-ho-ass, nigga. I'm staying to the end of the day. Come on, man.
Starting point is 00:23:38 Now, I might not come back tomorrow, but I'm staying today. I had the Uber to work, but I ain't never took the bus or the train. I worked at a congressman, so I worked down that bit too. Yeah, so the best way is to take the train. Celebrate your pride with the station that says, bold, vibrant, and diverse as you are. I heart pride, Canada. From dance anthems to pop icons and hits from 2SLGBTQ Plus Canadian artists. It's the soundtrack that keeps life loud and proud.
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Starting point is 00:28:23 Listen to Love Trapped podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Put a weird job you over here, bro. Congress on a problem. Yeah. Then I'll say, I'm saying. Copy. That nigga, so he's coffee. That fad, no, that burger king.
Starting point is 00:28:46 I ain't know why burglare. I ain't go, I told my mom. I was straight up back in there. I'm not, baby, I don't give a damn. I go sell dope for I do fat food. I'm not flipping no burger. They never would hire me. I get that to my bag.
Starting point is 00:28:54 I never put the burger, though. They said no. They skipped over my application. That shit is not no joke. I tell a little shit all the time. And then it lets you know how fucked up people are. People talk to the people who make their food so fucked up. I want to say, I couldn't deal with none of that.
Starting point is 00:29:12 I'm not even going to set myself. Women, bro, women don't, when a woman get upset, they only even realize what they're saying sometimes. Like, bitch, don't do that in this car. How many times you got to say? Bitches, many times I got to. Relax. There's some young kids.
Starting point is 00:29:32 You can tell what type of person you're dealing with before they even get in the motherfucker would be looking right at the sign and then look right at the speaker and say, hey, how much them two for five dollars? The Wappas cost. $10. They might want to know
Starting point is 00:29:50 with the tax, too. I'm going to triple this shit. They might want to know with the tax. Oh, bro. You know when the fan food restaurant keeping the money, hey, we're only taking cash. Big shut your ass up.
Starting point is 00:30:03 You're taking card today. Their Wi-Fi might be done, bro. Nah, fuck that. I know when the nigger's stealing. I didn't know. I was doing it. You got to keep it. mind though. The people who
Starting point is 00:30:15 like Burger King they very rarely go to McDonald's and vice versa. Like these are not the same people. You get what I'm saying? So they, these, you get a lot of people coming to Burger King expecting shit. Because you know, their slogan is heavy. It's your way. You got to
Starting point is 00:30:33 cut that waffle hell, though. You can order that? Yeah. What? What? They got to cut that motherfucketing. It's actually if you look at the paper, it'll tell you all the ingredients, right? And then that bitch actually got a spot on there. That's say
Starting point is 00:30:49 cut in half. You're supposed to mark that, motherfucker. Mm-hmm. Damn. You don't eat both? Hmm? You don't eat both? What you mean? McDonald's and Burger King. I do, but I worked that Burger King. I just ate McDonald's
Starting point is 00:31:02 every now and then, yeah. I'm going to go eat for free. I mean, of course. I don't even ride over it. I don't mean, McDonald's. Man, them fried. No fries is unbeatable. Fuck that. I'm not. I'm seeing the nigger put a goddamn burger in a bad nigger from
Starting point is 00:31:18 1988 one. Pull that bitch out. Look like he just bought it yesterday. Yep, he should have ate it in 1981. Don't want it. Not putting that shit in my body, man. And yes, I eat ass. I'm not putting that shit in my body.
Starting point is 00:31:30 He eat ass. I didn't know how a nigga be thinking, but you eat that. Yes, I do. And I do not. We want to eat. I ain't know he did that. You know that.
Starting point is 00:31:40 You're sorry. For a hat. Y'all too. Y'all too well, man. No. It ain't that type of time. It saw a couple of times. What the head got down?
Starting point is 00:31:51 It was a pool party. He was eating at the pool. Hey, come on, low. Oh, don't tell the goddamn silence me. Like, I'm the one guy got something to be ashamed up. Who was eating nasty at a pool party? Who was the fuck with me? It'd take a nasty nigga that he's the man's at a pool park.
Starting point is 00:32:09 Oh, God. All that chlorine. It went to a pool party. It was like a get-together. All that chlorine. What's just a girl that just came and then get in the pool? He probably wasn't even in no relationship with him. He ain't talking about his situation.
Starting point is 00:32:21 Oh, okay. No, not my situation. Oh, yeah, nobody here. He probably ain't have no feelings for or nothing. Well, that ain't talking about nothing then, fuck him. Yeah, man. That probably wasn't even a love of his life. Right, that nigga crazy.
Starting point is 00:32:33 And he's just doing that type of shit. Just eat a random boo. And then he just been coughing randomly. Well, no, what this knee got going on? The funny shit. The nigga hit me the next day. Bro, I went to Tribune last night once. No, he was.
Starting point is 00:32:48 Get the fuck on my phone. It was a regular night. You were just doing you. Bro. That one of them got their funny niggins you can hang around. Niggas who just don't have no... Nah, I'm just saying like just not on that type of shit.
Starting point is 00:33:07 He's just a funny-ass nigger, bro. You need to know niggas like this, bro. For sure. Always gonna be a good time when you guys. Not to be said. He's going to fucking said. You got to have a diverse group of friends. You got to have a nigger like this.
Starting point is 00:33:23 You got to have a nigga like that. You got to have a nigger. A nigger. A nigger. Through and through. You're just going to show up like a nigger every time. You're going nine times out of ten if you're pulling up, you're going to have some liquor and some wheat.
Starting point is 00:33:43 You're doing it. You're a young uncle. You're pulling up. like Uncle James now. Licker weed. And he drank a hand dog. And you got your quick trip cup. That means... Well, what did it be better if I'd had him for... No, could that mean
Starting point is 00:34:01 that you stopping by the stove? That's what that mean. You're traveling with everything you need. You got your own set up. Niggins got in the store and got a cook. No ice. You know they're calling that, though. They call it to set up. You ain't even no drinker, drinker. You measuring this shit out so you can be really just getting fucked up by the time you loop back to the house.
Starting point is 00:34:25 Oh, you know what? I give you that. Now, we ain't never seen you goddamn sloshy. Won't. But this nigga will piece that little drink all the way around. So by the time he pulled right back in his driveway, he'll just hit him. He'll be fucked up just enough to go to sleep. Hey, man.
Starting point is 00:34:44 Toasted. I think me and bad think this shit are living. We tried to see who could got in there. We're trying to see who can walk. Man, me and this nigga went out the other night. I'm thinking, all right, when we lead this spot, everybody going home. Nope. I talked this nigga after that and he said, shit, we went to two most spots out of there.
Starting point is 00:35:02 I'm like, man. Now I'll be our son. Now I'm living his best life. Then he tried to get on camera and act all humble and shit. He was peeping the night, man. Nigel, we knew when you got to see murder glasses, you was different. No, it just wasn't that look on me, man. Nigger, you remember when Master P turned into the land done and this stuff?
Starting point is 00:35:19 Yeah, the nigga wearing glasses and shit now. Losing weight. And gaining it back. Eating salad with half a chicken breast in? Boy, that salad. Bone in. Nick, I put so much shit on my salad, the box can't close. Man, that shit wasn't even healthy anymore.
Starting point is 00:35:36 You made those other than? No, well, I add so much. They give you options of what you can add. That nigger had two. Two hard boiled eggs, two chicken brush. Two chicken bread. Break salad. Extra cheese.
Starting point is 00:35:51 Six dresses. 300 mussels. When the chicken go on, whatever you're trying to protein. What we're doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? I got to eat motherfuck of leaves.
Starting point is 00:36:00 Bitch, I ain't no rabbit. Come on, man. You're going to learn, though. That's what all your motherfuckers get. Out here abusing the food. Now, you got to watch what you eat. You should have been watching it a long time ago. I go to the doctor, though, though, though.
Starting point is 00:36:14 He ain't telling you shit but bad news? No, the nigga said you healthy as an ox, but you can lose weight. He can't say that. He said, I could. The nigga warned you. All right, you're going to be big as Medea. Better lay off their bacon, Shirley, from what's happening.
Starting point is 00:36:36 Yeah, he's got to fuck up. Hey, they don't go to fuck what they say to you. Really? No. Especially if you've been going to him for a while. No, that's it if you ain't got no insurance. Man. Oh.
Starting point is 00:36:51 It don't matter what you got going on in life. The doctor's going to tell you to stop doing something. Vertigo. It's something that you're doing this fucking you up. You got to stop doing something. It's going to always be what you like the most. This is different, but between you having that insurance or not. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:06 Oh, my dog lost took a shot the other day. No. What? Yeah. No. No. Where the war? Repo?
Starting point is 00:37:19 No, four to two. Yeah, we can. No. Wank, boy, shit. Now, then we're going to surprise. Shit. It was a goddamn, I ain't gonna call the shot, but he took a BB. He took a sip.
Starting point is 00:37:32 Man, I didn't see that motherfucker. You couldn't even see the shot no more. He took a shot of eye water. Chico birthday. Yeah, real. We put one up. That dope. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:37:46 I talk big shit. Boy, that niggil Lose will talk some shit, boy. On one shot. That's all to take. That's why I can't drink, too. Hey, you remember, man. Anybody say something Loso? Who will be working camera six?
Starting point is 00:38:02 Oh, it was got them. It was a great adventure. Yeah, a good little time. How we did you all in? He was on the road where we don't want. What was we in? Cincinnati? Coloma.
Starting point is 00:38:13 Columbia. Yeah, it was the Coloma show. Yeah. We're out there kicking him. We'll put love on. You got to. Talking big shit, man, making it go down. Shout out to everybody on week once tour, man.
Starting point is 00:38:25 Yeah, yeah. Making it happen. 2026, man, freak-ass year, ain't it? The year the freak, ain't it? Why are you saying that? They just jumped off with a whole bunch of freaky shit. Everybody in jail for some freaky shit. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:38:42 He got locked up 225. Ain't nobody new. Yeah, they've been locked up. But they even just saying that that seems to be the theme for 26. Yeah. Bunch of a freaking-ha-wows shit. Oh yeah. Freaky-ha-wow shit.
Starting point is 00:38:53 Muckfoghs in Mexico going crazy right now. Oh, yeah. I'm just seeing that shit. Puffer went to the airport and said, you know. Well, that one place I ain't trying to trial. Ever. That's a fool don't be bullishin. Why are they fucking?
Starting point is 00:39:07 No, man, I understand. Spanking shit. When the niggas like spinning, that's what the- That's what, that's like spinning. And this, that's like spinning. And the nigger dead already. They still spinning. They get dizzy out.
Starting point is 00:39:17 So what they're killing for? I mean, I know he's a, this shit feed our family. They're, they feed our family. You know, all right, you know, all the poor air areas out there? But these niggas, they're so mad. They're taking on the whole government, the military. They don't. What if you're ruckers route?
Starting point is 00:39:34 That's how we need to be over here. Shit, now we don't. Yeah, we do, because they get, I bet some shit move around. The nigger blow up with no shit. That's why the motherfucker be coming over there. Hey, look, hey, y'all digger, Trit me. Like, you gotta understand, bro. Them y'niko, them work all around.
Starting point is 00:39:51 Like, you have gangbangers and shit, like cartel members working at the hotel at a resort. Mm-hmm. If the niggas know, you know what you know, like them tattoos, all that, like, bro, you... It was a nigga at the resort, and when I was in Brazil, he was a bartender. One of the ones, though.
Starting point is 00:40:06 Yeah. Stam thin. Yeah. I don't get them be careful. Mm-hmm. The Mexican niggas do all that spinning. What if they go to the studio right after that? Make a hit like these niggins.
Starting point is 00:40:21 It'll be some shit. We never heard before. It's got to be one. We just don't know who it is. Man, how that bitch? Come on. There's got to be some. We just don't know that.
Starting point is 00:40:33 Man. It's got to be some. We just don't know that name. Who's up? Negro! They're going to be a hoarse. Straight up. We need to do that for real.
Starting point is 00:40:51 Man, translate that shit. They're killing shit just like the niggas. You're feeling me? Oh, God. They're worse. They're worse. They're worse. They're working.
Starting point is 00:40:59 They're working, boy. Oh, yeah. They're going to pull up on. Any nigga pull up kill you on a motorcycle or something, ain't right. Bruh. And he's the nigga on the back. First of all, any nigga ride in the back of a motorcycle, that's the killer. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:41:11 With the flip-flops on. Platy pan, hell, man. And the niggas, gripping the nigger holding on the back of the seat like this. You know, he got it. What a gun in it. Biddle move the gun. That's not the gun.
Starting point is 00:41:23 That's not the gun. You got the gun right here. I thought we're going to stay out today. Oh. But you got the gun too low. That's not a gun. Not a gun. School back.
Starting point is 00:41:43 Man. They do this shit in Jamaica on, too. Man. Not like Misco though. Yeah, Minsko, though. Yeah, Minsko, they got them. Cause they drive fast in Mexico. Them nigga be holding tight.
Starting point is 00:41:52 Bro. Jump off motorcycle and smoke your ass. They're not playing. All around the world, they tan shit up. They tan shit up in France, man. About this? About a bunch of shit. Every time they do something in friends,
Starting point is 00:42:08 they get to cut it. They act of fool, man. That what time of it? We need to go and tear this shit up. This shit already tow up is the fucked up part. Not by us. I'm telling you, this shit really regularly. When you think about it overall, the whole, the motherfucker really, like, broke.
Starting point is 00:42:24 In certain places. They're getting away too much money. That's why that whole shit fucked up right now. They found out they getting away all the money to the motherfuckers who ain't got shit to do with us. Boy, you just said something then. We over here barely making this shit happen. So other motherfucking live good. And they take your motherfucker income tax.
Starting point is 00:42:48 For real. There's been so many Facebook. That's how you know we're getting fucked over because they're always telling us that we owe them something. Then, Lord forbid, something happened to you. Niggia, it takes two years for them to give you what you already than gay them.
Starting point is 00:43:03 Boy. Why? It's hard then the motherfucker to get some disability or some social services around this motherfucker. You're going to go on there with your leg cut off. They're going to say that this shit. It ain't have shit to do with your health or nothing. They're going to make it look like you chose to do this shit.
Starting point is 00:43:19 Let me see you hop To the door You can work If you can make it to that dough You can work If you can make it here You can work They're gonna say
Starting point is 00:43:27 No before you get a job They try to make sure That you didn't try It everything You ain't got no leg But you can sit down You can work In customer service
Starting point is 00:43:37 You can goddamn Take some orders or something It's so much Pain in my leg When I sit down I gotta wake up And just take a whole A whole bunch of pain pills
Starting point is 00:43:45 I ain't enough It ain't enough It ain't enough I have tough migraine. They probably're going to get you a discount on them pain, Bill. Hell no. They're going to get you a prescription for some ibuprofen, 800. Man, I throw that shit out.
Starting point is 00:44:04 You think they're fin to give you some purses or nope. They fain't get them 800 milligram ibuprofen. Some five milligram dorfitting sets. That's about it. They don't get niggins. They don't get niggins. Man. You're going to clear some clibinio.
Starting point is 00:44:19 They get the white people the good shit the rocks the hydro hydrolycrone You feel me? The motherfucker that make you feel like this You'd be happy in the motherfucker and you get 75 of I took me Niggins gonna get eight abbey proffern No sheds ain't doing nothing That shit make it hurt work
Starting point is 00:44:38 I love my Nick now your throat hurt for swallin that big thing is That feel me that got damn big Come on time Your grandma in the bag saying goofy shit, drink some mustard with it. What fuck that's gonna do? Herma, this big hat feel hurt my throat.
Starting point is 00:44:59 That's because you ain't teeth swalling on mustard burn. You're supposed to take the mustard fur? Eat some bread with it. Now lay down. What the fuck that body do? I'll talk some. Put that pill in there with that hamburger meat and eating in the chocolate. I ain't a tuna sound with a big-assabre.
Starting point is 00:45:21 Motherfucking, hey, tell the truth. They don't be big. Bigger and a big, man. They don't make shit bigger than that, do they? And they don't do nothing. They don't do shit. They don't do shit, man. You might as well take two heads, man.
Starting point is 00:45:33 Let's go bet. A perkinset, small and motherfucker. And to make you goddamn feel better the whole year. That I cut that shit pole. The Ibrose is big as the whole year. The I'm broken is bigger than goddamn fuck. I'm telling you. Perkins said to make you goddamn call your third grade teacher on
Starting point is 00:45:48 Facebook. What you're going to say to him? McGrane. Big Green. You remember me? You remember me? Look at your Facebook right quick. Why are you calling me?
Starting point is 00:46:06 It's 1130. I just seen you pop up. I went to the off-field one time and they asked me, they said, did you dry? And I knew they were asking me that because if I told them I did dry, they were going to give me some bullshit. So I was like, no, I got somebody driving me. I don't know what the fuck they gave me.
Starting point is 00:46:24 But niggins, that shit had me tripping. Yep, that's what the world need more of. Yeah. Hospital drug. If you got insurance, you should have to be able to pick everything you want sent to the house. Now, people abuse that shit, Lose. They can't have anything. For sure.
Starting point is 00:46:46 I'm people. Shit, just about if you do that. Listen to this. This is how good the drug industry is. That shit so scientific. They already know what to put in that shit to make you abuse it and addicted to it. They can take that shit out if they wanted to. Oh, fuck yeah. What if they had some pain pills out here? They really worked me. Well, you know, not no Tylenol shit that you got to go and lay down and drink a Gatorade. It's a stupid shit. Tylenol work when the fuck he wants to. Boy, shit don't kick it into the neck today.
Starting point is 00:47:21 Well, you don't start feeling better anyway. Yeah, you're, you got, you got, you got, you. I don't know if it was the Tylenol and all this spaghetti I ate, but one of the motherfuck got me back right. Y'all still, y'all don't put with the goodie pack? Goody powder. I used to take one of them before I started drinking. I could take one of the motherfuck without water.
Starting point is 00:47:38 For I started drinking out. God. God, damn. Yeah, you built different. You built different. That niggil lick the cement. That's a cinnamon challenge What he don't tell you is
Starting point is 00:47:52 He snort the whole mother Turn that show on Fuck no Dead ad up out of sweat For real That's some painful Powerful shit, bro I mean
Starting point is 00:48:06 I don't even want to start I only want to break my dad up Because it's like Oh he made you do it You don't need it in the drink That's your head now Man, dad Dad, you're gonna have to slap the shit out of me today
Starting point is 00:48:16 I need something to drink Well, I'm gonna go lift my head on that goddamn boss. Yeah, I would have probably, I'm glad they ain't living y'all, I really took way too many ass with him. He'd have, he'd have cut the house nigh how a nigger never wanted to come over, man. You didn't come over that shit. Well, nobody could come over to nowhere. That one ain't even a fucking awesome. That niggins didn't want you to have come.
Starting point is 00:48:36 Oh, damn. He didn't want nobody to see how he was treating y'all over there. He wanted to see Justin Bede fold up like that Martin bed on vacation. That'd been fold up in the wall just to still be in it. Dude. Childs, take the service of companies. Did you sleep in a light? This shit was like, Jill, once you get up out the bed, you gotta put the mattress up against the wall.
Starting point is 00:48:59 Put that mattress in that goddamn cloth. No, there's no laying around in my house. It's just flow in the room. Yeah. No, but you couldn't got, man, just lounge on that bit. You couldn't just lay on that motherfucker. He had to, when it was time to go to bed, you can get in that bit. But when no, Jeff laying on my teeth like that.
Starting point is 00:49:17 His dad is mean at him. Hey, who? No, you see, he- Lookin' out my goddamn window. He acted like he don't remember that shit now. The dad, Black Snake Mom. I don't want to get nobody looking out my motherfucker one.
Starting point is 00:49:30 He acted like he don't remember that shit now, boy. Lick, standing old Justin when he wake up, it puts the lotion on its skin. It's your ass. Grand kid make a motherfucker different. Oh, boy, what? Bro. I'd be looking at it like, do you, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:49:44 Yeah. Soft as hell. Yeah. They can change the TV without the remote and everything. My dad had a nice-a-granddad, boy. I'm gonna take booge to get some ice cream. Nicky, you ain't never took me to get no motherfucking ice cream, nigga. I ain't even know you knew what ice cream was at.
Starting point is 00:50:06 Y'all had to get it. I had to live. They're nice. Shit, boy. My dad is so fun. You're gonna give whatever you want, grandson. Your dad's paying for it. And mean that you want. Give whatever you want. We really grew up with some parents that didn't like kids now that we look back.
Starting point is 00:50:28 They were learning to. I just give them to them. I don't know. I said chunk it up to that, but they were learning to. That's all you can really say. But it seemed like they had it harder if I could be wrong, but it seemed like... I could say some words right now that could trigger everybody in this room. Don't do it.
Starting point is 00:50:45 Do it. I'm gonna tell your ass up. My daddy's gonna do it. I gotta do it. Auntie's done said that to me. Look how that shit hit. Oh, he's some, feel, do some fuck that shit. Like, say, remind me when we get on to whip your ass.
Starting point is 00:51:00 Ain't mean that shit. How about this one? You must want to ass whoop. Who the fuck want to ask with him? You cruiser for a bruising, you don't got that one? You've been asking for an ass whipping all week. I ain't ask you for shit. I ain't asked you for shit.
Starting point is 00:51:17 Little McDonald's or $1.2. You ever have to remind you that they didn't let you slide on the ass whoop of a ass who? that you ain't know you slid on? See, I've been laying your ass slap. Oh! So you mean to tell me I was already in ass-whooping territory?
Starting point is 00:51:31 Yeah. You ever heard this? I don't know who the fuck you think you're talking to. Yeah, you didn't fucked up. Now, when we get home, I'm sure you're the man of the house. Motherfuck, I ain't trying to be the man at all. Like the fuck you're talking about. At least you can make it home.
Starting point is 00:51:50 Man, my dad would look at us and say some old fuck that shit. You want me to talk about. take you in there not half your ass off? Br. Half of your ass. When you're going home and you about to get a half with me, them light get green as a motherfucker. There'll be no red lights when you got to
Starting point is 00:52:06 get a half with him. It feels like everybody know you're about to get an ass with him. Even the car's passing by and be looking like. Your sibling goes straight to their room. Motherfucking letting you over. It's a duck. You get asleep in here. Oh, that head wouldn't put you right to sleep.
Starting point is 00:52:25 Yeah. That's some of the best sleep. The best sleep. Boy, after ass whooping. After the ass whooping and falling to sleep in church. That church sleep be the best sleep. Because it's holy and blessed. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:37 My dad let you sit in living room so everybody can see you embarrassed. Nah, fuck that. Can't embarrass me. Oh, boy, after that ass whipping, you and do. All right, go ahead. Shit. Nigger, my uncle, we used to go to church. He's sitting in the back.
Starting point is 00:52:49 Dark-ass shades. Nigger back down, knocked the fuck out. Nick married a Christian lady, so he had to, you know what I'm saying? He had to go. But that nigga went in the jerks like that. Two words every two minutes. Show him. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:04 Yeah, it was in the country. Yes, Lord. And he couldn't grab it. Oh, you ain't shit, niggins. We had all them, we had all them old deacons at my church. They all fall asleep. Just sitting over there on the front row. They ain't got them hyping the pastor up.
Starting point is 00:53:24 Like they spoke to. These were some old men, though. Talk to him, well? My pastor had a nigga who used to always hit him with. Nah. He had, that was him going. Nah. And he gets to say in that.
Starting point is 00:53:40 And I came down the side, and then one more time. And Daniel was in the line. Yeah. Yeah. I know when I came out. It wasn't nobody But the Lord It couldn't be nobody else
Starting point is 00:54:00 It had to be him I knew it was him He said it was him He showed me it was him It wasn't nobody But him You can't go to sleep Boy I was just be sitting back there like
Starting point is 00:54:14 This is of the best shit in the world I used to love when them they get in their bag But when they be doing that If you break it down they're not seeing shit But he's entertaining than a mother. I mean, yeah, of course. That nigger be then says some shit. And then he'll say some simple shit and then just make that shit work.
Starting point is 00:54:32 Sometimes God'll put you back so he can move you forward. But you got to go back so you can go forward. Because without going forward, you can never go back. Some people that left God and want to go back. But God doesn't move forward. He'd be like this thing, making up his own analogy. Analogy. The thing you got you going to charge outside in the
Starting point is 00:54:55 hair you know, and I went forward it back, pouring him back. He got to do something to make you get that money on. Man, what? That shit you said. It's a loser in church. Going to feel that shit.
Starting point is 00:55:05 Man. That's part of being the past, though. You got to have, you got to be in a preach, but you got to give them a good show. Oh, for sure. It's really about your showmanship. Showment shit.
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Starting point is 00:59:59 No, I say it's a loser in church. They're going to be feeling this shit. Shit, somebody need to hear it. Yeah. I'm telling you, life be hitting people hard in different directions. And sometimes they, that should be, that be the only way that they can hear any kind of message or guidance or some shit like that. Everybody ain't privileged.
Starting point is 01:00:21 Some motherfuckings, they be missing the message. A lot of people. I want to go back to my church. If you go to church enough times, about at least four or five of them sermons, it's going to feel like they're talking about your life. If you go enough time It'd just be your turn Sometimes it don't hit
Starting point is 01:00:38 Because he ain't talking about the shit you're going through But the people who In there are sneaking and smoking, crack and stealing money from the church, they'd be crying like a muffin Man, shut the fuck up Oh man, you know Every church got some people who Smokes some crack and steal some money from the church
Starting point is 01:00:55 Especially Them deacons and shit I don't know why the church Be trusting them deacin' Brother Deacan Time for you to make the deposit. And you know the diggin love them young holes and crack rock. That n'n't buy some crack.
Starting point is 01:01:15 Nigger hands sweating right to the bank. Come to church. That man, Kenny, hold on to the steering wheel. He got the bag almost in the drop thing. Take that motherfucker bag and buzz it over. Grab that for the something, hunt. You know what I mean? I don't know where he's been.
Starting point is 01:01:31 He been out smoking crack all weekend. He takes a break from the church. Oh, when the money ran out, that one. when he wanted to get back to the church. I'm sorry, y'all. Y'all. Y'all know I'm dealing with something? Who do you fuck around and go to a church
Starting point is 01:01:45 that don't forgive you for that shit? A lot of churches don't. Nick, what do you go to a church and they beat your ass about that shit? Like, they got, you know, some pastors got some niggas who are ready to ride by them. Hell yeah. Hey, we want to invite all the people
Starting point is 01:01:59 who've been in the church for a real long time. If you know about anybody who stole some money from the church, and bought a bunch of crack and shit with it. Just get in the comment so we can confirm that this is true at every church. I know a crackhead that kept going around and writing letters that she needed help her light bill.
Starting point is 01:02:20 You know, we live in a small time, so you can't go to no more than about two churches and get away with this shit. Yeah, because, you know, if you write a letter to the church and ask for help and tell them, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. So I think they had gave her a check
Starting point is 01:02:34 and she tried to cross some shit out or whatever. they voted the check. See, that'll be some of the best sermons right there. When the pastor get caught up in some shit and he got to make his return. They don't try the pastor. People ain't perfect.
Starting point is 01:02:47 Because God don't make perfect people. The pastor didn't do it. It was a crackhead that goes to the church that did the shit. I can't speak on my case. But I ain't worried. God is my lawyer. What about them church
Starting point is 01:03:01 that they try to vote the pastor out? And you won't go. That nigga next sermon? Have you seen that video? that in my hometown where they tried to vote the pastor down and he went crazy. They fight like hell at the church. Did they vote him out?
Starting point is 01:03:13 They tried to. That's why they keep them deacons over there so the pastor can't have so much say-so in the church. The deacons slick, they want them to run it. Yeah. And they appoint who they want pastor at the house. Yeah, especially in a smile church. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:03:31 But you know, sometimes the pastor come in, he put his own deacons over there. Mm-hmm. That's how he living. They weren't this shit like the, uh... Because you don't know pastors get drafted like NBA player. You know, them pastors get drafted like NBA player. You know who we got over there now?
Starting point is 01:03:51 We got Bishop, we got Wilson over there now. Eddie Roy Wilson. Alabama State. Eddie Roy. You know, he was over there with Newburgh. He was at Newburgh for a minute. He did his student at Minor Oliver, and he went over there. But see, he ain't had that sound system we got.
Starting point is 01:04:09 Watch what he do here. Oh, he's going to put on the show sign. He's going to put on the show. He better believe it. And then, you know, we just redid everything up there, too. Like you said, them screens up there, everybody can see. No matter where you sit at, ain't a bad seat in the church, and that. He got one of the nicest cars in the city.
Starting point is 01:04:30 And he can sing his ass. Say? Who, don't let him sing. He can sing. When he started singing. Oh, he's saying. You better hold your goddamn old lady. I'll tell you that.
Starting point is 01:04:40 Hey, some folk can sing. He can sing. Man, a penny holes were wet his head we got in that car. He stank his ass off. Church people do be funny. But all people who go to church ain't church folks. Some people think they're going to church folks, though. No, like no life outside of that.
Starting point is 01:05:08 Y'all got their auntie who answered the phone and be like, praise the Lord, hello. Y'all ain't got one of them? I've heard people do that, but I've also heard the people do the answer machine out there. Blue, you got one? I thought everybody had that little overly religious. I mean, Bruce said I got one, my mama. Oh, that's your mom to do that? That's somebody else, hunty.
Starting point is 01:05:28 Praise the Lord, hello. The answer machine too. Oh, they're on the answer machine? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I called a few girls back in the day and they mom answered the phone. Oh, hell. They fucked up when they let my auntie be able to put Mary Mary on the ring tone.
Starting point is 01:05:48 Well, she got Mary Mary Mary on that ringtone. You couldn't tell her shit. On the ring back? Why you? Shockers on my feet. I can't get on. You heard of it because they got their phone. You heard what we're playing?
Starting point is 01:06:04 Yes, ma'am. It's the God and me. It was another one, verry they had. It was that one. And it was another one, brother. They, that shit, I can hear that shit. It would definitely marry-mir. Yeah, they love that shit.
Starting point is 01:06:19 I mean, they love that music. Boy. Just talking bad. I'm saying, like, they love that. That's their shit. That's how it beat. That's one of my favorite gospel art. Mere-Mere, both of them.
Starting point is 01:06:33 I like dotted people. I like all that old. Besides of black to be making some cool shit, too. Who you said? Blue? Yeah, now nobody there, bro. Sunday, I had to listen to Tensely, Larry Tensley.
Starting point is 01:06:49 Man, what? I know you did. My grandma used to pay that little old lady. Like, man, what time are you going to turn 12 o'clock? Come on. Oh, yeah. When that later, Jesus is?
Starting point is 01:07:06 I'm like, boy, we got 30 more minute. 12 o'clock they don't get straight into the rap blows they just ease into it you got to listen to the old meal i'm like man the church is i ever been though i don't give a fuck what i ain't never i used little church cause of golden crowd well what i'm talking about ryan's yeah whatever yeah one of the buffet they whatever we're doing after this crazy go ahead if you're in the country you ain't got in them butt though too so y'all have y'all live in the city y'all have other shit But it's the same, but after church you get the rhymes and that shit packed, that shit make you so fucking mad, boy.
Starting point is 01:07:47 Lying long as a mother. Lying long as a-old. Golden Corral, when you're in that little bullshit part when they give you the trade, you'd be ready to-a-haw. Nigger, turn me loose in this, man. Watch what I do. Let me out. Boy, that motherfucking golden corral have you put some dumb shit together.
Starting point is 01:08:03 He had chocolate chip cooking, some nacho with cheese, two steaks. Barbecue chicken. Barbecue chicken, little people. Two rows. Some green beans. That little bourbon chicken they had. You got a little cup of ice cream.
Starting point is 01:08:17 A slice of pieces on their beans. Some pineapple. A cup of raisin. Put that bourbon chicken on some ice cream. I hype for it. It's a fucking. It's free. They get exotic in that bitch
Starting point is 01:08:28 a stick of chicken 10 in the ice cream. You get a fuck no more. The worst shit is when you get the down spots and they ain't got no wings. That's the only part of chicken I really eat.
Starting point is 01:08:38 You got some weight on the motherfuckers. The wind, it'll be a line for them. Oh, yeah, they see when they're coming up. Yeah. It's gonna be a minute on the wings. I got everything off the goddamn chicken except the feeding the beat. Something ain't right by that buffet food.
Starting point is 01:08:51 You don't be full. Oh, no. Soon as you walk out that, you ain't fool. Oh, yeah, yeah. Soon as you walk out, that far, that's it. You ain't. There's a dog. Don't fall in there, you're gonna turn it.
Starting point is 01:09:03 You're gonna shit down. This shit moves so quick through you. You're gonna shit there. What the hell you're talking about? You hear me? Real talk. You might as well go eat this shit on the toilet slice. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:15 He knows you're gonna call that. The nigga that cutting the steak with that dula at night. I want to know who be watching you. That bitch ain't sharp. You know when you get some shit that that cost extra? Yeah. Like who, when you get rid of the penny like that? 37 cent for them spring.
Starting point is 01:09:27 You feel it? The ice cream is free, but them sprinkle 37 cents. Fuck that. The nigga who cutting the state acting like it's a difference between what you want, medium-world, middle. Bitches all the same color. That's all the same thing. You ain't doing shit.
Starting point is 01:09:39 You know who the same. You know who the snitch is. The motherfucker going around filling up them drink, they be checking everybody on the plate. Oh God. Bich ain't even eat all of them. Oh God. Them the snitches.
Starting point is 01:09:52 Man. Did they even say an untrays anymore? Or everything just straight buffet? You could weigh your plate, I think, and go to the grill at you. What's a gold plate gonna be? You might as well sit down. You know what I eat every now and then,
Starting point is 01:10:07 or some old people shit. Hiccadilly. Higgadilly. I don't know with Long John Zill. I don't even know where that is. Cap'Dee. I go to Captain D. That were old people food.
Starting point is 01:10:21 I remember I was got-down. You know how it's an age limit where you eat free or it'd be a certain price. He is night. Yeah. At Captain D. I went, no, I'm talking about that going. It wasn't a type of place. A lot of places did that.
Starting point is 01:10:33 We had the thing. They were like, he three. I was like, no, I'm not. Mom, four. He said, boy, you don't shit. Oh, God. Mom, four. It's seven in none day.
Starting point is 01:10:42 Western Sizzler used to have that shit too. You got to get a kid the game plan for you going to go up in some way. Yeah, especially me. I ain't going to change my aid for nobody. I'm a big dog. If you ain't got fired all, let me know, ma'am. Boy, now we them parents. Our kid got it easy, though.
Starting point is 01:11:06 They damn sure they do. Yeah. Have whatever you want. Because, I mean, shit, I remember back when we were going to cook out, We're gonna get no damn pork chop and shit. We gotta eat kids food. You asked for a rib off that goddamn grill. Yeah, it hit in your kids.
Starting point is 01:11:22 The guy's doing it. The guy's damn. Yeah, that nigga been abused before. You just couldn't ask for one. I mean, well, the books. No, uh. Kids get the hot dog. Man, I eat ribs at home, man.
Starting point is 01:11:33 Fuck y'all. Y'all didn't get hamburger too? That's it. Hot dog and hamburger. That kid is shit. Hot dog hamburger. You're looking at that goddamn little pork chalk. Chicken.
Starting point is 01:11:41 You get chicken. You get chicken. You get a chicken. But the wings We ain't growed like that We got air fucking See this nigga had 30 pounds of a year Yeah we got their thing
Starting point is 01:11:48 We got everything too at the cookout Nah They took care of it Hey man Give me one of them pork stinks off their bitch Well I guess they knew we were gonna mess over the shit So that's why I come from Abundance
Starting point is 01:11:59 We ate everything We had all that shit We had leftovers too Even after everybody took some home It was still plenty of food Yeah we're all right I used like a fish fry boy In the cookout though
Starting point is 01:12:11 Yeah yeah yeah That fish fry fresh out of that motherfucking grease. Come on. And you get hooked on that shit. You be standing right there. Then you start doing that old nigger shit where you just had your bread. Just red. They don't want to come out to grease.
Starting point is 01:12:23 When you get to that point, you know what going on. Boy, hey, you don't even need nothing else. Just that bread, name. That's your place. That's that deep fry you outside, Tony. Hey, when you can start, when you know on where any rent, Uncle Ari, it doesn't float it to the top. What?
Starting point is 01:12:40 And your bread here. Yeah. Because them first three batches get eight up sooner than come out. Oh yeah, it's a rap. If you ain't outside with it, you're gonna be sitting on the inside of a hungry motherfucker. Why? It don't take but three to five minutes for that goddamn fist, cooked. You're bullshit.
Starting point is 01:12:57 Black people are really good in science and mouth. What? You ever thought about it when you go to a cookout right? That one fucking tray of beans last all day. Oh yeah. There's enough beans in a meal. Enough beans and a tray of beans at the black cookout for everybody to eat and it still be something left. Ain't that crazy?
Starting point is 01:13:22 Los who you think was the first black lady to turn them beans all the way to fuck up, like cutting up onions and beans? It was a black man. You think of what black man? It was a black man. What made him do it, though? He was that hungry. He had been eating them beans probably 20 days straight. And he was like, not to do it.
Starting point is 01:13:43 I'm gonna find a way to make this shit good. You put the meat in? Yeah. Think about how that shit is. He had a little ground beef, some bell peppers, some onions, little brown sugar. Oh man. Mustard. He just started throwing shit in there just to see.
Starting point is 01:14:00 Yeah. Little mustard. Little barbecue sauce. Shit came out. But he had more barbecue sauce than everything else, so that was kind of. This sounds like some shit. He had a little after the cook out. This was all little bits and pieces of shit
Starting point is 01:14:18 It was in between grocery In between grocery a few of that ground beef came from some burgers that were cooked the day before and it already had onions and bell peppers in Right somebody fucked around and got the wrong big baked beans with the fake onions and bell peppers in it They didn't really like no He was like if I put the real shit in the way I do it because no a nigga cooked them first Yeah, he sauteed them little bit. You know, black people don't really food with raw onions too tough.
Starting point is 01:14:49 They do but they don't. They cook them down. It's something about right, man. Now, what's going on over there at Broken Play, man? Oh man. Shout out the Redge Ball, Jojo, Red. Yeah, goddamn. Y'all look like y'all living over there.
Starting point is 01:15:10 Man, that should be some fun shit. Y'all thriving, bray. Everybody all at the Super Bowl. Yeah, we went out to the Super Bowl. Everybody went, though. That was the cold part. Nick went out there to the Super Bowl, man. Players already got damn knowing who niggas is, bro.
Starting point is 01:15:24 Not real. That's fine. Not real. And look, I had to tell Reggie. Reggie be forgetting who the fuck he is. Like, nigga, you was a legend. Nick, Dandre Hopkins walked up to him like, Nick, I used to watch you.
Starting point is 01:15:38 That nigga bawled like, ha. Like an all light skin in this shit. He doesn't like this shit. Bull and, nigga. Tell him way he need to be. Damn. I didn't introduce to that just saying ball. I said, hey, that's Reggie Ball.
Starting point is 01:15:55 When Georgia Tech? Yep. I told that nigga, next time wear your jersey and your helmet me. Oh, God. Put your jerse on, guy. Put your jersey on in their motherfucker, man. Let go up. Now, next Super Bowl.
Starting point is 01:16:07 My time we come to 2028, we're going to have some shit going on. I want to be kicking it in y'all booth, man. They can be back in the city, man. I'm going to figure something out, but I just can't have everybody around there. shit at one time. Yeah, I need it about 28. I'm gonna give you the 28. Supposed to have a little booth and shit.
Starting point is 01:16:24 All right. Me plus one. No, I'm pushing now. Hey, man. I'm gonna have me a little plus one by then. Yeah, shit, how ass doing? We gotta get ass on that motherfucker's show. Hey, man, them talking shit.
Starting point is 01:16:41 Yeah, man. Hey, bro, we go to the damn game, this nigga. In the Al Jets kitchen, goddamn. Pah. Who that? His son. Oh, yo. Bray, like, it was like at a college game.
Starting point is 01:16:52 They got a game tomorrow. Slamming shit. Slammer shit. Well, he-Jolberry. That's the one you, you said you were gonna go. I'm thinking I'm mean you there, nigg. Yeah, tomorrow, John Burrow. You gonna do?
Starting point is 01:17:04 I might. Yeah, they got a tournament. Who they're playing? Oh. It's the final game. Oh, okay. They in the finals. They got some niggas going and got some, uh, D1 school.
Starting point is 01:17:16 He still got another year, though. Yeah, it's gonna be it's gonna get greater later Yeah, we gonna this summer we're putting the full workout in Trainer shooting coach everything You have the team of rent shit going? I need him to understand it now yeah Now he understands it Yeah
Starting point is 01:17:37 Yeah I'm calling all my favors in And Mello teach him that little jab step on their mid-range record Yeah all this shit Yeah every favor I'm calling everybody Hey, Lowe's don't do too much, but he got damn. Hey, throw that motherfucker up to 10. 10 to get you in.
Starting point is 01:17:59 Yeah. Oh, yeah. Talk to little shit. We're going to go check them out, though, man. That shit, dope. Shit, y'all boys be easy out here in these streets. You ain't got no choice. You ain't got no choice.
Starting point is 01:18:15 You got to get you a race card. That's nothing, Lowe. Oh, Jordan did win. Yeah. Yeah. And he won the lawsuit. They let him win because I ain't gonna say that.
Starting point is 01:18:27 Should he grabbed that ass. I ain't gonna say that. That's fucked up, Bair. They died. The Cadillai. Oh, boy. I ain't gonna let them put that on Mike like that. You see that, niggins.
Starting point is 01:18:40 He was getting ice. You don't do that. You don't do that. Y'all nigger seen it. I'm gonna just, I'm gonna go with it. He was getting ice. I think I ain't something you now, pair of free Jordan. You're grabbing that boy butt.
Starting point is 01:18:54 You can forget that bitch or not. Huh? You can forget that. I buy them in a way. I dare not want to want the motherfucker. Join on it ain't well. Yeah, baby. He did.
Starting point is 01:19:02 He did. Not the real one. Joinware team joins. He had on some four. He had on some four and shit. You thought they were four. Retro 18. Yeah, that thing has some shit.
Starting point is 01:19:15 Meat's brief. 18 lows. I'm not going to disrespect. on this show. I mean, every, every way, all these design Williams. Every time, every time y'all come on this platform, y'all find a way to respect all that live. There you go, you don't got bags, though.
Starting point is 01:19:32 But you got a booting grab of, 12, huh? Hey. Nah, bag ain't go too far, no, bro. I believe it right now, bro. What dog, you said he would look like, though? He just said him that. Cain Corrosso. He said, Michael Jordan.
Starting point is 01:19:48 Like, can't corso. You know he sat on that. What? To me, you're gonna look at it like a joint, bro. A little jet-like guy going on. What? Shout out to MJ. Y'all not about to disrespect with my head.
Starting point is 01:20:07 Shout to the OG, but you know, damn, O.G. Don't do that no more. Don't take a picture with them all. Don't do that no more. Shit. M.J. Been crazy on IG. On TikTok.
Starting point is 01:20:21 Yeah, all this shit. You're kidding crazy, man. Hey man, stop talking about MJ. See, bro, you got a real. You got a thing when MJ was out there, it wasn't that many cameras in all of them angles. He's still thinking that ain't a lot of cameras angle. Amen.
Starting point is 01:20:47 I like to stand on a, you know, make them put my ass on. You had the apple bottom jeans. He will put on some bullshit. Mike ain't changed, boy. Mike got that big hoopie ring. The best shit might use. Dad, jean, shirt tucked all the way in. Big-ass-a-blazer.
Starting point is 01:21:11 Samuel Jackson hat flipped backwards. He'll pull up in some good shit, bro. Wear some bullshit. Amen. Still, rich. Rich is the son. What, those are just saying, when you got that money, you ain't got a year.
Starting point is 01:21:23 Well, whatever, Nick. Don't give a buck. Mike, what the fuck you got on? Closed, nigg. The way I want. You're feeling me. Clothes. You're looking at...
Starting point is 01:21:30 Garments. You're looking at three, four billion dollars. What you mean? You don't know if he's in the motor yard or what? Nigger, fuck fashion. Yeah. I can't dress like you niggas. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:41 But got the number one... You ain't got what I... If I figured out how to get this money like this, you need to be doing what the fuck I'm doing. You need to get you some big-ass jeans. Clearly these fitting-ass jeans is keeping the money out of your pocket. My jeans is big enough for me to fit the amount of... money that I make in my pocket.
Starting point is 01:22:00 That nigga Michael have a whole CD player come out of their jeans. They seen him when he walking in the room. A little pair of jeans come out of his jeans. Another pair of George in this motherfucker man. My nigga had these warm-ups in his jeans.
Starting point is 01:22:14 My nigga got on bottomless jeans. They got more shit in their jeans. He can't keep on the shit out of their jeans. He got more shit in them jeans and bugs buddy. I bet we look at them bitches up. They probably call $3,500.
Starting point is 01:22:26 They probably just Jordan jeans. Joyada-ass jeans. They got a Sam's case of Gatorade in the Pied. You got six championship rings in the motherfucker pocket. Two basketball.
Starting point is 01:22:38 A horse jersey. The guy's championship in the goddamn box. Two WMBA balls. Some Concord 11 and some cool grades. A copy of Space Jam. Some Michael Jordan Cologne. An old cell phone with Scott
Starting point is 01:22:54 Fibbe phone number. That Michael John Colon was a book. Now some booish shit, that shit smelled like... Man, what's that? Hell, yeah. That shit was... Hey, dude, babe, you've been telling, nigga, what you... Hey, Donnet, I'm not...
Starting point is 01:23:06 I'm not about to sit here and let these niggins tell me that the Michael Jordan clone was some bulls shit. But that shit, man... That shit, man... That shit was good crazy givism. Man... Jackers, you were Mike or Jordan on the phone. I had a full of that shit. Nigger was some bard before he put that shit on.
Starting point is 01:23:23 Man, that shit was cool Jack or Mike was on the bottle. You didn't want to wear that shit. I won, though. I did, too. Everybody who you do that cologne end up baldhead later on in all that line. Oh. Fuck you, babe.
Starting point is 01:23:36 That niggins are spraying in their ass. Fuck you, nair. Your titty steak. Fuck them little bit ass boot bag. Them bitches say good guys on the bottom. They say, and that on the bottom. on the bottle of. Nick got on
Starting point is 01:23:58 Chuckie books. Yeah, good guys. Yeah, you're crazy, man. That man who bought Mike Huston, pissed off everybody in the neighborhood. Why? Mike who? Michael Jordan.
Starting point is 01:24:10 He finally sold it in Chicago. Hous and Park, whatever. He's going to turn it into a museum. They don't want that shit in the neighborhood. That was going to turn it into a museum? He's going to turn it into a museum. What kind of museum? Oh, so he just bought it to get it to fuck out of a way.
Starting point is 01:24:22 Ligerer. You know, they got the serial killer museum here in Atlanta now? Where? Was that you posted that shit? No, but I'm probably gonna go check that shit out of me and my son. I'll probably go, I'll probably go to, yeah, weird game.
Starting point is 01:24:32 Somebody posted that shit. What are they gonna have in that on? Like real artifacts from the serial killers. It's gonna be real serial killers in that bitch. You in there trying to see some shit. You in there trying to see some shit. Jonathan gonna hit his a with the broom. Now your ass on-
Starting point is 01:24:49 Your ass on display. I want to see it. You better kill me with that one way. I don't leave my purse to nowhere. Nowhere, you hear me. If I can't take it with me, I don't need to go in now. That's a good approach. You make a hell of a point.
Starting point is 01:25:06 I can't bring my fist. I ain't going to. That bad ass here. That boy, Platt said, I can't slide without my father. They ain't going in. I was sending my nephew them in and sit flat by themselves. I can't go in there with my kids. Y'all go right there.
Starting point is 01:25:19 It always some bullshit happened when you don't get it. Boy, you said some real shit then, boy. That's why you gotta keep it Keep it. So nothing never happened. That changed your approach how you taught when you realized you ain't got it. I'm telling you. Hey, nigga, watch where the fuck you're going. I am.
Starting point is 01:25:36 I'm tripping. I'm tripping like a motherfucker, man. I ain't even see you, big dog. Be home of my back. Let me watch you, watch me. You're going to cut in traffic. Hey! Oh shit, that that 2020-six motherfucker,
Starting point is 01:25:50 that's motherfucker. That's motherfucker hard. That's a motherfucker's a heart. I got into. You're talking to dick three minutes up real. I'm not, boy. I don't want no smoke. Look who you call him the bitch?
Starting point is 01:26:02 Man, I said life's a bitch. I don't want no smoke. Hard out here for a black man. Oh, God. Get right quick, boy. I don't want to you with that motherfucker even. Bro, because this shit don't be worth it, like, even the pettiest argument you think about the apples like,
Starting point is 01:26:20 like, bro. I haven't got a heap of road rage in something. Oh, trust me. I don't know how to fuck you got. road race so bad. You from a town with one stop like... That nigga wanna drive so fast, Lord. Who drive fast? Nick, you...
Starting point is 01:26:36 Niggins, when we be leaving the studio, all that, who the fuck he ain't racing him? Yeah, I'm God, buddy. You be getting up through there. What, n'em, you... You'd be moved. Then, you can go drive with Michael Joy. I'm telling. That nigga, dude, do be moved.
Starting point is 01:26:49 He'd be getting the fuck off, bad. And slow your motherfucking ass down, man. He might think a nigga chasing him. Come my car small. That was crazy. Any car you don't bet they, you know. Shut the hell up. Mine.
Starting point is 01:27:01 2026, I said I don't even going to let nobody lie around me. Who are you? The lie, police. God. Don't lie, why the fucking lie, you're going to be the lie police? Who are you? He meant that shit.
Starting point is 01:27:17 You ain't going to be no fun to be around. I'm the only nigga who need to be lying. No. Oh, shit. I thought that was the point of getting on. That was the point of getting older. We're supposed to get together once a week at least and see who can come up with the best goddamn live.
Starting point is 01:27:31 And then y'all, we're at the age now where technology is so advanced, we just got to make a pack to just never look up each other live. Just let a nigga have it, man. Don't Google. You know how old men just sit there and make up shit? That's the best time. A octopus can fuck a fish. Don't even Google it.
Starting point is 01:27:51 Just lay that alone. What are you think squid come from? Exactly. Like that. What is it? You see, I'm in front of the gas station, like, you know what? You feel a little squid. You gotta goddamn be able to out loud, nigger, when you get old.
Starting point is 01:28:07 Mm-hmm. You know little bullshit facts that you could easily look up, but don't. They ain't make the goddamn cop up from 2007 to 2010. Don't Google that shit. Ain't but old or a man. Let a nigga have it sometime. Yeah. Me and my brother had the only one in Georgia.
Starting point is 01:28:25 The money collo before they did continue, we don't two of those niggins who had one. You know personally you know 30 niggas who had that money called on. You're a motherfuckering lie. You need three eggs to bake a cake, nigg, nigg. I'm not lying. When I was a little boy, you could go to the video tape store and rent a tape. They don't know what the fuck you're talking about it. They ain't even had no VCR back then.
Starting point is 01:28:56 That goddamn man, you need to stay off that looking. Man, you crazy as a motherfucker. They did have DVDs, and you can watch the motherfucker all to the end of my bullshit. And they had the part where the director talked to your motherfucking ass. Huh? Tell me, nigga, I had the shit.
Starting point is 01:29:16 You go to thinking, that nigga did sell a little dope back in the day. He probably had it. What year you moved out of your mom at? 2008. I was already grown, bitch. Fuck you're going to tell me. How many of dogs you had, Eric?
Starting point is 01:29:36 What? How many dogs you had by then? By that time? Yeah. Apple. What's that the bread? Apple. I worked down at the airport.
Starting point is 01:29:49 The peanut meal. Then I worked at Coca-Cola for a little bit. Uh-huh. Then I was cutting grad down there in Martin Luther King, not the museum, but his first house. Their first house. Now, you're lying now. You're a goddamn lie. I know what I did.
Starting point is 01:30:05 Then I started driving the model bus on the south side. I went from, I went from Riverdale Road all way over there to, uh, uh, uh. See that how I caught you. Camp Prick. Camp Prick. Yeah, the fucking did. Back in the time it did. Motherfucker.
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