The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Survival Tips Wit KarlousMiller DCYoungFly & Desi Banks and Lavar Walker | Ep. 229

Episode Date: March 27, 2020

On this hilarious episode, superstar comedians Karlous Miller and DC Young Fly catch up on current events - from D Nice's IG party, Oprah quarantining Steadman to all the current news that matters. You know they had to catch up with what Lil Boosie is up to and explore the Tik Tok conspiracy. Hilarious consistently viral comedian Desi Banks makes a guest appearance and posts up to talk about hunchin before high school. We also invited Lavar Walker to bring us up to speed on how he understand the rona and what we can do to stay safe. The crew responds to fan comments from youtube, facebook instagram and twitter and all the 85percenters. Plus the crew makes sure to deliver some survival tips for your soul. #desibanks #85southshow https://85apparelco.com/products/85-s... FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network, Tune in on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Welcome back to another rendition of the 85th century. We are live. We are live.

From the quarantine quarters. We are in here quarantining. You see how everybody's face it out? Practicing, social distancing. Somebody got to step outside. We are one too many. motherfuckers over here. Yeah, we're breaking the law.

Yeah, somebody gotta go out to stand in the doorway. Mm-hmm. I don't know whoever ain't doing shit, go outside right quick. You gotta go to Trump. Yeah, yeah. With the hand sanitizer. You get some hand sanitizer on the show?

Chad, where the hand sanitizer. Come on, man. This is all part of the intro. Jay Wayne, what's up, boy? What's up, boy? Clax, what's happening, man? Everybody good? Yo, hit him with a laugh, man.

Fuck him. Yeah. We got everybody here together, man. here together, man. Appreciate that, man. This is a very- We got a big-a-bottle. Where y'all get that at?

This is our co-host, man. Well, somebody must, uh, when they restart? Nika, this soap, that ain't even goddamn, this soap, my nigga. Man, they didn't give me some goddamn soap, right? Show your hand, man. Man, they ain't gave us a goddamn. God damn, artsy crab hand, nah.

Hell wrong with you, Chad. Hell wrong with you chagric. Man, this thing that gave me a goddamn. You can't listen to a light skin nigga during the coronavirus, man. This is what the nigga hands look like when somebody walking in the room. What you're doing, none?

Nothing, just just, nothing. Nothing, nothing and chilling. Chilling in nothing. That is hilarious, that is hilarious. You be playing with your girl in the Uber. The fuck it that, Chad. This is some alcohol. This thing ain't shit.

Those hands sanitizing. That's duck repell it. Ah, stop player. Hey, man, we are live from the 85 South Show. quarantine center. D.C., how you surviving this shit? I know you've been at home. I'm crazy.

I ain't really, man. I can't think. When you start putting these Legos and shit together? That's why I can't fucking think. I want to go buy a Lego set. I always want to put them up again. I get with. I built a helicopter.

They took this shit. They're talking about it ain't going to take three weeks. Meet told my man, it ain't going to take three weeks. This took me four hours. What's going on? How many pieces was it? 590 seed pieces. I saw niggas in the comments.

I saw niggins like him up. It ain't, man. They're lame man, they're shaking fuck on. And I don't feel gonna go get a build. Don't feel gonna build the whole architecture. It gotta be like a big-ad building. But the Lego land. Hey, yeah, nigga.

I always want to do it, but not with y'all? You live in that. I'm like a little childhood dream come true. Like, hell now, and that shit won't eat that hard. Come on, bro. You're a grown-ass man. You got to tuck the chain. Why y' y'all keep trying to make me tuck my jury, bro?

Fuck wrong with you, bro. You were damn about to hit on Mike. You got too much ice on, bro. It cool, bro. That's what wrong with these little stupid-ass-a-mart, bro. They ain't need some jury repellick. You're gonna find a way to tear that bitch up anyway. What's gonna ask me, hey man,

why DC Mike I always fucked up, be like, nigger, he breaks them. People gotta understand, bro, I got ADD, so I get up because my body get up. It ain't jimmy. That she'd be like, bro, we're getting up. Oh, shit happens. See?

Shit fucking happens, man. How you been ducking this corona shit, bro? Shit, I ain't ducked it, cause we thund a defense, motherfucker. We really gonna. Well, we ain't somebody. I'm sick in this motherfucker. The only thing about it, everybody's black.

We should be straight. I know if we smoke weed, I think that shit, it is, did the weed kill it though? Yeah. It probably do. A lot of people that get fuck, though, they don't smoke. Br, Slim Thug got coronavirus. Oh, he smoked.

Yeah, he smoked. That shit shocked the hell out of me when he doesn't. Slim Thaw got it? Slim Thug got it. That's my niggle, man. So check this out. No games being played, all right? The other day, I got tested for the coronavirus.

yesterday and it came back positive as careful as I've been self-quarantine and staying home I might have did when got something to eat or something I did some stuff like that simple stuff like that nothing crazy stayed in my truck had masks gloves everything on and my test came back positive so y'all got to take this stuff serious sit home self-quarantine do not come my side for however long they're saying if you have symptoms you need to go get what checked out or whatever I'm good I feel good I don't got no problems right now the other day I had a slight fever in the cough I don't I feel better now I don't have no fever you know what I'm saying and nothing like that so I feel like I'm good but y'all better

take it serious it's real I here coronavirus no symptoms no that mean we all got the shit He feel to be slim thaw for real. Shut the fuck up. That's it, man. That's my nigga, man. Damn, man. I gotta call the check up on my niggins. Man, we do, man.

Thoughts and prayers go to the slim thug and his family. And we gotta find out which one of these holes. Oh, oh, I found out, uh, KD, uh, he tested negative. Okay, all right, bet. Everybody be thinking, like, I really fuck with KD, no people, though. That's why I always fuck with him like that. He's scraped.

Okay. Hey, man. Oh, fuck. Chair got all kind of notes. We got notes for the people. Somebody baby mama tried to get $553,000 a month. That's crazy. This is just shit this is all.

I'm sorry. We're going to title of this segment. But bitch, what? This is the title of this segment. Shit we saw on the internet. I ain't going to name nobody name. But somebody baby mama wanted $53,000 a month for child support. For one child?

For one baby. This is a baby. What the fuck does this baby doing? What is the baby look like? I don't know. Right. You know what? I fuck with babies, but I don't.

I got to be honest. You got to know your baby ugly or not. You know you got an ugly baby. Stop showing that baby out. No, that's the best part about it. No, uh, stop. Like, hey, you know I got a baby, look. I'm like, whoa, that's a little monkey.

That's a little monkey. I was an ugly baby. That's why I get to talk about ugly babies. Damn. Because I was an ugly baby. I got a picture. Look at this shit. I'm ugly and fuck.

You got a baby picture. Yes, nigger. Well, why are you finding that? Because it's old pictures. while you're finding that. Oprah made Stedman quarantine in the guest house. Oprah thinks she's slick. She's just trying to make sure that nigga

don't go over no hose house. Talking about you got to stay back here. You can't put a nigga on punishment. That nigga, bro, and fuck. Oprah, you ought to cut it. It's like every week Oprah on some bullshit now. But this is just, you know, here, you know, here's safe.

I think it's true, though, because I heard the voice mail. I don't know. You ready. Fuck this shit. Oh, you ready. They're going to leave Oprah alone. Oh, you ready. What?

Right, bet. You got the baby? This somebody else, baby. Oh, so you got an example? You don't know this person, do you? Uh-uh. This is somebody else, baby. We're not going to show the baby.

Alright, look. Right. So that's me. So if that was somebody else, telling them that they baby ugly. This is me. As a child, a baby. My daddy didn't even think I was his because I was so black. Damn.

That's fucked up. I was ugly a little baby. Look like I smoked weed earlier. I got black lips. Yeah, I grew out that shit. Look at me. You good. You good.

You made it. Grew out that shit. You crazy. Oh, the government said they're gonna give $1,000 directly to Americans. I don't know what the fuck that's gonna do. Niggas ain't been to work in three weeks. They're talking about two trillion. What a nigga, you can't even pay rent with $1,000.

What the fuck everybody's so hype about this shit about? They got two trillion dollars. When they get two trillion, you know what two trillion dollars? 99 billion plus one dollar. But they got two trees. Two tree. I gotta find out a way to get me some of that shit. That's two trees.

That's a lot of money. They need 99, 99, not big people in the United States. I guess they're gonna get everybody at 3,500. I don't know what the fuck, how the man was gonna man. Two tree! That's a lot fucking month. Two tree? Bits, I fought if I see my bank account say two three.

I say two trillion. They're like, what happened? Boy, I did shit on myself and don't care. Who knows? They can't even show you $2 trillion in numbers. That shit is going to come up as $2 trillion. Right. It ain't even know Z.

Yeah, that's just going to say. Let me see. I'm a mad man. One common is 100,000. Two comma is the median. Three comma is the big. Four. So that'd be four comments.

I don't even know what that shit look like on paper. Somebody write that down. Write it down. There's a three zero between four comments. Nigga, that's shit. Okay. Wouldn't that be like 12 zeros, though? It would be 12 in between, but it'd be like 16.

Man, I don't fucking know. I just keep up with what's in my range. Right. But you got to know them common. All right, so what's the proper way of saying $900 billion, $400,000, $200,000, $200,000? The trillion come first. The trillion come before the billion. Hey, man, I am.

The trillion, come before the billion. So it's $400 trillion, $200,000, $900,000. I'm too high for a word. million 400,000 let me know and is for the decimal right for the cent sign so it's $400.99 cent and

$499.000 ain't nobody worry about what's after the decimal by the time you get to the decimal you are exhausted I don't give a fuck what the change is me get my $2 trillion or do you say the and on the commas you say the end on the commas

$2 trillion $1 and $50.50 Get my $0.40 $0.400. So I was mad, man, so I'd be in clad like this and man, like this. Yeah, yeah. Wet. I ain't on food.

I chose not to go school. Shout out to everybody having babies right now. A lot of people pregnant. A lot of people having babies. I've seen a lot of celebrity babies and stuff like that. Just that season. Yeah, niggies that nanny shit. The nut.

God damn. That what going on, bro? You might well. Leave a legacy, bro. You got out some pussy-ass nigger, man. Go on head. Have children and take care of them. did. Ten. I'm having 10.

You catch the shit crazy. Yeah, yeah. Still love you. I know what's having shit. Oh, D. Nice had an Instagram party. Have you been saying everybody throwing this live? Everybody going live doing shit. Bro.

I'm trying to figure out how it made me some money, bro. I ain't seen no damn Instagram party. Yeah, D. Nice. Hip-Hop legend. Had over 100,000 people. I heard. Michelle Obama tuned in. Oprah was there.

Oprah has is everywhere. Oprah is a thought I'm starting to Oprah stop You know not on this show She locked the nigga down Hold the nigga Now she's on everybody Live in the potter

Hey now You try to get back For you what your friends said What's stim in that He in the bag How turn up? No That's fuck

Hey man Okay Rihanna Tyler Perry Tyler Perry Tyler Perry That's coming up With another mood Man I seen Tyler Perry

On Tip podcast the other day What he was in? Man all kind of shit drinking tequila tugger shit I got to see that I ain't know that nigga was that type of nigga yeah you know you gotta go on and get that money from you know how you got her do it oh yeah mm-hmm but you saw bull and b and his wife on instagram

no some white lady called his wife a nigger he said he gonna shoot the bitch real nigga shit shit you're supposed to that's just shit you're supposed to somebody call your wife a nigga you even if you're not going to shoot the bitch you're supposed to say that right be a big husband yeah yeah you got to take up for your queen yeah but nigger don't know what they'll do until you be called the nigger for real for real I think you got He's going through it out there, honey. Shit. We here, nigga.

That ain't got that. In that mingle, Wiggie. Hey! I be wondering how the niggeron be in their car with that shit so goddamn loud, man. Fuck wrong with y'all, nigger, man. Hey, man, niggas really living out here like... I ain't shit going on, nixon wrong about that. Niggil, you're fucking this shit.

Nigger, right? Nigger rapping by the public. They didn't let you know we outside. Well, what? That shit on 40. That shit on 40. Ain't on some real nigga shit. Didn't they pick the wrong time to quarantine?

Nicky pretty as a motherfucker outside. They get beautiful. Birds and shit. Birds out there are like, oh, what? That nigga tripping all. This shit beautiful. I'm like that. Man, 80-something to grade had to cut the air on the covers.

It's pretty as a motherfucker. Talking about niggas sick. We'll figure that. Man, come on. Polly. Yeah, it's Polyneary or what? I wiped my car down, boy, probably went right back on my car. The pollen is just standing outside, like, what do you think is that?

They can't wait to go up a nigga nose. Oh, shit. That pile would be heavy. They're like, you are, I'm okay. That's when you really see the Atlanta crackhead start hustling. You can blow that pollen off? I'm like, yeah, go on here, that niggas. You got to get that nigg got to get that niggins off that goddamn potting off that goddamn

they'd be hustling. He's talking to want to blow that piling out. That's the type of shit we're talking about today at the 85 shop show. Yes, sir. We're going to read some motherfucking comments. We're always checking out comments, whether it be on Instagram. Facebook, Twitter. Bro, do you know they have a whole goddamn 8.5 South Show group that ain't none of us in?

What's the 85 Southrow group? It's on Facebook, man. That shit got about 100,000 people in that mother's right. For real, niggins that be talking about the show on shit? Nika, they'd be posting clips talking about the show, talking shit about us. They've got pictures of us that we don't even have, my nigga. So niggas are secretly connecting around the world. Just off the 85s.

What got to be more? We are changing the world. We have a movement of motherfuckers just feeling like they family. Bro, we have a whole, somebody has a whole TikTok where they just post 85 South Show. They need to be in there doing this shit. No, they be, they do like, they act out all the shit that we say. So it be in our voice and they just be doing this too. Not that shit, they'd be like acting out the skits or shit.

That's all right, cause tomorrow when I get my check and I go grocery shopping, I wish a motherfucker would touch something in my motherfucking house. You don't pay no motherfucking bill, but I always got your motherfucking mouth on something. I'm sick of this shit. And Tuesday, come Tuesday, I'm taking that, I'm turning the motherfucking cable out. I'm turning all this shit up. Y'all lay around this motherfucker. You won't half-ass wash dishes running my motherfucking light bill up. Every time I ask you to do something, you got your motherfucking face and shit.

All toe up, get out my motherfucking face. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. No, because I'm sick of this shit. I ask you motherfuckers to do one goddamn thing and let's take the goddamn garbage out.

Look at the goddamn garbage. Mom, mom, man. Y'all walk past the goddamn garbage like you don't see no motherfucking garbage. I don't kid you see me. I'm some tired of. You must know you ain't going to fuck with him on social media because like 30% of the messages I get me like, hey, bro, tell D.C.

I'd be like, I ain't telling them shit. I show you with my D.N. look like, boy. Hey, say, why, bro, why Carlo, I ain't called Carlo for me? Why, we need to switch then. The people who are looking for me is in you. Motherfucking sweet, no, you ain't gonna say shit. They ain't even stir me. They walk up and be like, what you butt?

I'm like, nigga, who the fuck you're talking about? What loose is? I'm like, I don't know. I always wonder what niggas be at the house. They'd be sitting at the house like, hey, I need to damn loose this shit. I need to. That crazy, bro, how close you can get to your goddamn. yo yo, yo, yo, celebrity, you know what I'm saying, idol.

Like back in the day, bro, if we would have had something where I could have inbox Michael Jackson, I think I would have been, Mike, I listen to you every day, Nick. Look, look at this video. You think that'd be something until Mike hit you back. And then that's motivation, though. He's going to say some shit you never expected to hit him back. That fuck with you, D.C.

Whoa, what? I watch all your shit. That's all the motivation the nigga need, though. It's all the nigga need. That's why sometimes I'll remember. apply sometime. The motherfucker might send me some shit because you could preview it

without them knowing it. Then I might just send a little some shit like, keep going, bro. Stay prayed up, bro. Thank you, bro. Then they send me 80 more messages. Yeah, and then the screenshot when you replied and then put it on their story.

Like, but my boy, been fucking with him. Been fucking with. Remember you said this? Throwback Thursday. You just said it Wednesday. All right, comments. Comments. What are saying in the comments, fully?

This nigga Brandon the fuck said, D.C. D.C. and smart. Your mama, bitch. Oh. I'm just playing, bro. I don't know. Everybody is. That's exactly what he meant by the comment.

You see how you're like, your mama bitch? And then you're like, no, I'm just, that's the shit. I think that's what he was getting at. Right. You know what I'm saying? Everybody, don't. Everybody's done. Everybody got a comment sent.

You just think him so. Hey, bro. I don't know if somebody grandma left this comment or this just a young nigger with an old nigger with an old nigger name. What? This is in the comments now. Now, the name is Oris Mayes.

If that don't sound like one of the leaders of the civil rights movement. Orris! That's the nigga who went up, two people before Martin Luther King. We got Reverend Oris Mayes. From Third Rock Missionary Baptist down in Montgomery, Alabama. Brother Oris Mays.

And he came up there and he was like, How y'all doing? I'm not going to take up too much of your time. I am Orris Mays, senior. And that's my son, Orris Jr. Right there, he's my oldest son. You know, and I got the call to come down here. They said they wanted me to speak before Brother Martin did his piece.

Right. And I scrambled to put something. together I wasn't ready and that's exactly what I want to speak on uh-huh not being ready see people ask for things all the time right right and they pray for things and such but when God get ready to bless you with things and such yeah you ain't ready uh-huh you're not ready you're not getting ready right how you're going to ask to be blessing you don't have nowhere to put the blessing you haven't prepared yourself to be blessed in capacity like I said before I came up here I'm not gonna hold

you for much longer brother oris made now we I know we got and have a few things going on after this brother Martin is going to come up and speak his piece but I just wanted people to speak on readiness. Preparation. You have to get yourself together in order to be ready to be together. That's why they call it preparation because the root word of preparation is pre and everybody know pre means before. That's why they call it a prefix.

It's something that comes before. Before. That's stupid, man. Three has three letters. God has three letters. That's because nothing comes before God. You see, I'm not going to hold you. I'm not going to hold you.

I'm not going to hold you. Now see, you're too near me, not to hear me. Yeah. I ain't trying to preach to you. I'm trying to reach to you. Uh-huh. I think it's stupid, bro. Brother Oris Mays ladies and gentlemen.

Brother Orris. Brother Orris! Brother Orris! Brother Orris! Brother Oris May say D.C. rolling a blunt with a blunt behind his ear. That d. It's stupid, bro. Brother Oris. Preparation, me.

Oh, I got some good news. Before. That's what pre means. It's a pre-fix. Ha! N-kings do it! 14 inmates escaped from a Washington jail. Six are still on the loose.

Y'all know him? Shit, they'll go one right there. Damn me, they'll show look like an inmate. Y'all know? That nigga work in the kitchen. Oh, okay, okay. Announce yourself, gang. I say, what's up?

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Yeah, well, it ain't a lot of good news going on doing this goddamn coronavirus. Hell no. It really ain't. Nick's scared on the local. I'm scared, too. I know what going on. We were just talking about that shit. I know why what going on, man.

Niggas. They forgot. They ain't tapped in. Well, they're in lost sight. For real. You know what happened? You know what happened

on the second week of coronavirus? You shit your brains out. You're like, you shit them out. Just shit them out. You're like, you know how you think you threw shit and he's done? Yeah. You just don't stop.

You just keep going. Damn. I know what that shit feels like, real talk. Boy, the bottom of your feet be hurting. I had a bag. case of diaridavis. You fucking feet, you die.

You're laughing because you've been there before. You never even thought that is a symptom. You ain't never shit from your feet. Your liver probably don't work if you ain't shit from the bottom of your feet. So what that shit mean when you like, when you ain't shitting, but then when you get up and that shit hit your ass again, you're like, huh, where that shit comes from? That's your ass dry even.

You know, like when you're drunk and you throw up, your ass thinks are more boo-boo-but-in' now. with now but your guts know ain't no more booboo with him you ever shit too much and you start on the shit that ain't even started yet you're like this supposed to be my next week boo-woo I ain't supposed to be in this boo-boo yet I had bad case of diarrhea but I shit probably ain't no way I did this much boo-pub it's all this is in me 80 no I'm bullshit you take a good shit that you know exactly how healthy you ain't right I know I can't even I can't even if half-flamed chito

Nobody think I'm playing. I don't know. What's in them bitch? The moment I eat a whole bag in them bitches. You ever just took a random shit and you ain't know it was on deck. You're like, what the fuck did I eat that did me like this? I know when I'm a shit. I know my body.

I know what makes me shit. I know what I'm saying? You ever had one this just crept up on you? What the fuck did I eat? That did me like this. But at the point you ain't ate, man. Oh. That's something else.

A hungry shit. I'm letting you know, nigger. I got a shit and I'm ready to do something and you ain't even fed yourself. and he fed yourself. I'm for shit, Nick. I don't know what that is. That's a level. Ah, shit the fuck.

All right, we got some more comments, bro. What we got? People really believe in my theory that the coronavirus came from TikTok. I think so, though, because this shit wasn't around until everybody got on TikTok. All right, man, get what?

All these motherfuckers are the same people that are coming up with this shit. Same thing from Facebook. Facebook, same thing from Instagram, same there, from TikTok. A lot of people feeling what I said about being grown, not old. It's a whole bunch of motherfuckers in them. I'm 35 this year, bro. I feel like loose.

I just got grown. No. Three kids. I feel like I just grew up. They 35 just got your life together. That's what that is. 35? That's really the first year you're really supposed to have your life together.

For real? Yeah. Hell long. All of this shit all the way up to 35, they're really shit but trial and error. Hell long. You're supposed to be living after 35. This shit. How old do you think 35 is?

Shit, some year from now. All right, we're going to see. We're going to write this down to put this in the caps. I'm going to show you. 35 is not what the fuck people think it is. 35. I'm going to still feel like I'm 29. I ain't going to know.

I ain't going to feel like I'm 22. Amen. I'm going to feel like I'm 29, but I know at 35, I ain't going to be doing what I'm doing right now. Shit, when you're 35, you do shit like by week once a month. You try to do as much shit at one time as you possibly can. Don't do that enough. Yeah, that's why you see old people in the grocery stuff with a list.

Because they don't got time to fuck around. I need some tomatoes, some vassanine, some alcohol. No, because they got all the time. They'll forget. That's why old people list be looking fucked up, because they know exactly what's at the house. Give me three sweet potatoes, some witch hazel, some cute tips, and some strawberry non-fat ice cream.

They're going to forget that list so they can remember. They'll go in there and buy a whole house. another, some other some other shit. Hey, bro, why do old people seeing you in the store to get shit that don't match? Get me two toothbrushes, a half an onion, and a pack of strawberry nine ladders, and a diet Pepsi.

What? My mom be in the grocery store all fucking day, acting like her lead hurt. Don't want to ride the little motorcycle thing. Because she's scared. I always get that big dick. I see somebody on and ride right paddy in. They're like, bitch, but.

Yeah. My grandma used to ride that shit. She didn't take her shoe off. Ah! She don't feel like walking. Like, could you see an old person without that? You're not going to question that. They used to tell me, they should stop me from getting on the door.

I mean, my mama got a tool with a worker. They can't really tell you not to ride that shit, no. But nigger really on hit jaw, like, bro, you got to get off that. I'm like, bro, my leg hurt. He's talking I don't see it. I'm like, nigg, you don't see pain? Stupid-ass, boy. Hey, you remember when they used to have the thing that check your blood pressure?

Like, after you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you know, that free shit, you just check your blood. What about the coupon? You never got to steal out of coupon. Then you just act like you knew what the fuck it was. Like, hell, yo, a nigga, hell shit. That little shit, that little bit like, mm. Yeah, you're good, man. You didn't know what the fuck did the shit, man.

That shit getting tight. You're like, hey, bro. Shit tight, bro. I forgot about that little machine, bro. That shit. That's where CVS started getting lit. That was their fur game. It was the little, what are there?

The blood pressure machine. Yeah. Hell now, but you take it back there, love. That shit, check your blood pressure for free. They secretly took that shit out of that, too, like overnight. They had to. Why? Because, man, they didn't want people to know that they was healthy.

Right. We live in a time where you got to be sick, man. Motherfuckers need you to be fucked up on something. You got to have a little asthma, a little ADD. You need some glasses. be coughing all the time. You got to be allergic to something so they can give you something.

You can't just be out here not needing shit. I don't know if people pay attention to this but if you do you live the wood. Something wrong with your ass and they're gonna make sure you know it. They got some shit that affects your toenails

or whatever you think it is. You need some medicine for that shit and they have it. That's all they got hold. It's a mind trap. Everybody's sick. I'll be trying to tell people your problem ain't a problem.

You feel what I'm saying? Unless you think it's a problem. a problem. Because they're trying to see me here's a problem. There's a problem. There's a problem. They say I got ADD. That shit ain't no problem. Exactly. I just turn that shit around. I can't breathe. Shit. A nigga who can't breathe? But Gene, you're going to forget why you can't breathe. You ain't going to pay attention. But that's the thing, I can

breathe. There you go. You feel me? Ain't anything wrong with me. ADD. I got energy. I appreciate me having energy. Because if not I'd be a lazy motherfucker. There's a lot of motherfuck. I don't want to do shit. I'm lazy too. That's why I ended up leaving the blunts in the See what I'm saying? You got to be ADD, brother. God, and there's nothing in there.

Fuck. It don't matter. Throw me one. Oh! I mean in a white eye. I got to get some swisher, man. I got some in the car, man. Somebody got no switch.

Grab it in the door. Why'd be smoking like a bitch? Don't say that. They might be watching. I mean, I fought white out, but that's so smooth. Like when you, like. It's too prissy for you? Yeah, it too, like.

What's that movement, bro? What's that movement, bro? How it, when you smoke it, it'll probably make you... I don't want that. Hey, man, do you think shit gonna ever go back to just be... I want to swiss it. Like it was before. No, sir.

Because don't know about to want no morals or cold. It ain't going back to high war. Since some people got that shit in them, but we got it installing into them, but they got some much technology and the kids want to do what they want to do. But really, they can't do what they want to do. Right.

You feel? Because that's how shit ain't structured because y'all doing what I want to do. And we had these motherfucking in check and got these motherfuckers in line. and she'd be in motion, you feel what I'm saying? Yeah. It's too much free willy, free enterprise shit,

then you can push you up anywhere and sit up shop, and ain't named on him. I think too much shit gonna have to change for it to be like it was, though, bro. Because now look at this shit, there ain't nobody really got access to no healthcare for real. Not as you think about it. They didn't expose the whole industry.

Like, just think if motherfuckers was all sick. They don't got enough shit for nobody. Nobody. This ain't even no shit that's like, well, I mean, this shit serious but it's like what if this shit was some other shit right we don't got nothing they don't have enough motherfucking gloves for the doctor you think they got enough medicine for the fucking people but you got two trigging off fuck the money that's what I'm saying the money

ain't gonna do shit at this but that's what I'm saying so it's like all these businesses and shit and like what's really going on you see what I'm saying why all these gloves are like we can't get them in the glove company we buy everything from the train so now we can't even buy shit from them now we have to be our own resource why y'all ain't think about that 15 years ago all this money y'all got why you have to buy from another nigger when you can create your own you can't you can't it'll cost them too much money to make that shit but how when you constantly have to buy and trade when it's like I because it's for me dude it's it's favor for favor

there because people are the commodity people not the commodity they need the people are the consumers on this side right right so you dig what I'm saying right they they have different access so there's like certain shit to them is it's always gonna be a win for them because they got people over there who would do it for nothing right right right right right and you got people at your disposal everybody hungry they're like shit I do that shit right so little nothing shit literally really right but the thing though if you have you take their mindset um just creativity and just inventing and being

creator you can do that but see they hold they thing is manufacturing you right have ideas all the time but you still got to be able to manufacture that shit at a cost lower enough that you can make some money all right but see that's why they did out so much and give you that's why i got to be niggins in there working because they're like all right and this motherfucker order 4,000 t-shirts and it's 20 gazillion companies like me in order for me to keep his business if they had seven dollars i got to have some material where i can get this shit at $6.50. Oh, I'm going to say, fuck it, $6 just to make that

you didn't bring attention over here. You see the price point that you're talking about? See, that's like mid-level small business concern. When you talk about the corporation, the same shit that they're going to sell you for $6, they can walk over that bitch and get them for $6.

Because they're going to buy 20 million of them as opposed to your 300. Who? The manufacturer. That's what I'm saying. I was saying. I was I'm saying as a consumer from American side. You dig what I'm saying?

Or you're going to buy from those people. You're talking about who bought it for six set. You see what I'm saying? So they are already making the book. You dig what I'm saying? Exactly. That's what I know exactly what you're talking about. There you go then.

Shit. What I'm saying, yeah. Wake up, motherfucker. And let's be the inventors. Because you know what it is? It's the hassle that you got to go find or just the but you dig what I'm saying? You got to go fine when you are already in house.

You see what I'm saying? You got to distribute a company in America, but everybody knew you're not giving out the deals like shout to them. Yeah, we had. I knew it. You dig what I'm saying? I knew exactly at the point that we had got high. We always get high. Because this shit had got so deep.

We always get high. And then I started thinking about tax brackets and percentages and shit. I talk to shit. Yeah. Talk to shit because that one niggas got to start waking up. Wake up! We're smart. We can have these conversations.

This ain't even a shit I want to talk about at the end. of the world. But that was, but, but, but, but look what going on, though. Look what's going on and still letting people know we still have insight. Yeah, we know what's going to. But that shit ain't going to overpower our intellect. Right. We still got to continue, nigga.

We shall overcome. We're not going to stop how we think just because of mother shit going on. No, nigga, we still got to have that ball talk. Mm-hmm. Dead. Yeah, because one day we're going to be back to making money. Dead. And then, and then, and then how we're going to think about this shit

when we were supposed to talk about this shit three months ago for real see what i'm saying we're on to a whole another thought whole other mindset hold another price we're gonna be in a found the plug that's gonna sell us that shit for a seat sick you dig what i'm saying i think i just found out who pulled up bumping man who pulled up who we even heard the car go back who who pulled that shit sounded familiar man who you think that is man you got to give this a thing a proper intro come on man first First of foremost, because this is one of the coldest niggas out the potments. Right. Ever.

I'm talking about all the hood, niggas be like that in him. What's it happened? I say, what's it happened? They're my palm. He's like, every video will be like, I be, uh, what he's handy? You did, for real. Hey, man, this is our other cousin, you know,

he represents a whole nother side. Hold another side. We're from down. We're from, like, first street. We're from... He's from... But you'd be like, he always call and be like, Hey, me, these fuck niggins be over here, tonguebatch.

Where's hand? Am I could? Yeah, exactly, bro. So look, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the set. My man, Desi Bates. Hey! What the fuck on them? How you living, bro? Let me get your mic.

My wife. My wife, gay, shit. My idea. My wife, boy. Crazy, though. Oh, my God. But I try to pull up on you, man, at the damn... Oh, oh, oh, oh.

The give back. I've seen that shit. I was like, you know what, that's safe. Somebody gonna need it anyway. No, it's just a thing count, bro. I appreciate you. No, it does. Everything's been good, though.

All right, man. Hey, you got going on doing this bullshit. Try to make it through these videos and writing and everything. Right. You gotta have to sit down. I got some bullshit to it. Yeah. Me and you, though.

No, for real. You don't know. Y'all want to talk to you. Y'all. I got some motion. I got motion. Even though we're at a hole right now. No, we got to go crazy.

We still got to go crazy because, boy, this shit is for the bubble cut. Hey, man. Ah! Ha! Ha! I ain't falling out, Mom. I ain't going out when I fight. Good.

Crazy. You good? Look, you know the world comes in there. Look, you know the world comes in there. He's scared. He don't know what going on. He's just, he lost. He's trying to come up with something. He's thinking the songs in his head too. Yeah, sir. You probably hear this.

Sound is horrible. Hey, he got some cheap. Anybody with those Nike songs? What they do? He was across you. What do you do? Right left. Where are you going?

Right left, left, right. Pull back. Jump shot. Anybody with those Nike's on. He will across you. Where are you going, DC? Left, right, right, left. Where are you going to left, right, right left.

Post up with a jump shot. Anybody with those Nike's on. Where are you going? Where are you? I am incomparable right now. I see why I was troubles. I wasn't trouble, I'd just do that in Clare. Oh, you very?

Nicky come in. So is he coming clad? Yeah, no. Got that, bro, I'm crab. He's my name with something like you song. He was a close to you. And I wouldn't even say that if you got it, you just got it. I'd be like, hell no.

They were like, little Joe, who are you talking about? Well, you know. He's letting it with those naggy songs. Everybody did look. He will grow to you. Where are you going, dude? A little right, right left. Where you going?

A little right, right left. Post up with a jump shot. Everybody with some raggy dog. All right, all right. He will grow to you. Oh, right. Stop, man. That niggins, shit.

I'm not about this. I play ball, for real, though. Stop, man. He the park guard for the school. Hey, man. Hold up, man. I'm fucked up again. I'm glad I got these napkins over here

because I'm crying through the whole episode. Hey, bro. That goddamn hoist and maize, nigger, bro. Hey, man, or it's maize. Oh, it's maize. That shit was so, I felt like I was watching the nigger preaching before. Martin Luther King.

I'm talking about he trying his best. He's like, I know Martin coming up, but I got to get in and he forth there. I didn't have enough time to prepare. That will be the message for the day, not having time to prepare. I said, boy, I'd have heard that service so many times. Boy.

You know, pastor came over. He had a little sickness, and he needed somebody to fill in. And now he said, when God called, You got a won't. Hey, man, welcome back to the 85th job, though. Amen, amen, amen, amen, amen. For those of you who don't know, we got our other cousins in here.

Straight-out department. Motherfucking Desi Banks, what's up, bro? Let me see that hand sanitize right there. Yeah, man, you got to. You got to spray a little bit. You got to spray. Yeah, put that Perell on that, bird. That's their goddamn Perell.

It ain't what it is. I just like the name, Perell. That shit, nigger red like a motherfucker. You made that kid. That ain't nothing but some water. With a little alcohol. With a little hand sanitizer. Some some rock.

What's that? What's that? Got a little lemon smelling though. There's nothing but some, what this shit? A little pine salt. Exclusive. The light's off. That that hood bar, that he's putting up

with that bar exclusive. Yeah, yeah. What? Big ball. We've been going on. Man, this shit here. This shit crazy. I'm trying to stay safe.

But, Nick, I've been entertained. That nigga booze. Pushin' lips on live. I'll get you $5,000. Hey, Bootson. So, baby? I heard you give another $1,000 for whoever. Yeah, show them bitches.

You'll get $3,000. Show them bitches. Ooh. Shake them bitches. You don't like that. Yeah, I like that. Damn, don't bitches. I'll eat them motherfuckers.

And twist them bitches. Twist them bitches. Yeah, lick them bitches. Lick them. Lick them. Spit on them. Damn. This bitch.

This bitch got corona. Man, get the fuck. Man, get the fuck. Bitch coughing in my fucking face. Man, get the fuck. Titties only. Don't come in here with that corona shit. Titties only. Sick ass, bitch.

Who next? Let's go see. Man, get the fuck, man. What, man? Black-ass elbows. Big fat, fat-ass, black-ass elbows. Man, get the fuck. That ain't crazy.

Any female right now need some money. Put your pussy lips on live. Now you're $1,000. Please. I can't wait. You can't pay them. People talking about they need job and they can't pay bills. All y'all y'all do is going to boost live.

You get some money. Booster said Instagram hit him and told him stop doing that shit. For real? They were sending them cook. Yeah. It was boost it. Big Fendi. They don't like all that.

Shit. The world likes them. But y'all have allowed them four to have fake accounts and keep putting that shit up on a nigga comment. Hey, if you're a sexy, Come look at my story. Exactly. Exactly.

All in the comments. Look at my body. Shut up, bitch. Like, come home like this. The bitch is going to say, you want to look. You want to have a hot in my comments and say, don't click on my time, don't click on my story if you don't want to masturbate. I'm sitting at home like, well, what if I do? What if I do?

What if I got just enough to that? You like big tities? You want to sit some big tities? Is that a rhetorical question? Man, they'd be all of them other to come in. I'm like, man. And when you click on that shit, they really be having a follow. It's 300 people.

I'm gonna start. Quit. I ain't got no post. I already 400 people. I'm gonna start responding to me. I'm gonna start responding. I do it sometime. Just to see what they're gonna say back.

What they be saying? Come on to the slot to Medea. For real. Yeah. Don't shit be there, though. Pallet love them page, though. That nigga, Pollack checked them pages out all the time. We do.

Yeah. I be saying he'd be liking them all. You be saying he got a whole page. Y'all follow that nigga. I am Paulet. For real. For real. For real. Yeah.

He got one. He only show his shoes, though. Any new shoe that come out, that's all these show. For real. You got the new trade that Jay came out, them green and black worn. He ain't got the one though, dude. He got them Carolinas too. No.

Go on that pay. I tell him, Paula, I got the seat there that. My boy, Paulet, those shirt got him off. He got them too. What? Where did he get he? Lad week? He didn't come out last week.

He didn't come out last week. Huh? You know what I'm saying? He got him last week. Okay. Bro, they got the whole industry, fuck, though. We can't do nothing. You can TikTok, though.

I ain't fucking with it. I ain't fucking with it. I make no money, but you can goddamn switch that flip. I told myself I wasn't joining no more social media sites. No, I ain't with this shit either, man. I'm growing. We're going to continue to use what we got to use it and move out here. But we got to continue to elevate.

You got to be in here. Who shit here and here. Me? You in this big-ass chain. You gotta be a head with the game. I ain't doing that. I tried that shit even, I went to a periscope. That shit ain't worked out.

That shit. I don't even know. You're used that shit. But I didn't know. You gonna have to end up having a team, bro. Because it's seven accounts. You're telling me, well, you got to mind blowing. You got to sit up a chick.

Seven accounts. I'm not doing that. But you think TikTok gonna be like vinyl? I had his time and then. Yeah, yeah. Can't be for the kid. Yeah. I ain't getting on.

Next shit, I'd be on, be back on Facebook, fucking around with everybody I went to school. Because they were all your old kids and your aunties. Yeah, I'm retired in Facebook. Family reunion, be on Facebook. That's what I'm back on Facebook. That shit. You gotta be there. That's for the grown folk.

They talk that grown folk shit. And them folks know you from school. They're going to be like, boy, I've been knowing you 12 years. Boy, I've been knowing you 12 years. What's up? That's up. Come in, fat, boy, what's so?

What's that? Yeah. Mom, I'm talking about the leader and say, Mom, what the fire you, man? Yeah, that's the best part of my Facebook. You know what I'm saying? You can get on that bitch,

like, you ain't drink, you're a whole-haid nigga. They're old teacher, too. Now, her to comment, boy, fucking time. That old teacher, love. I see you doing your fame, babe. I'm so proud of it. You got to see my principal.

I went up on that nigger pain and said, fuck, boy. Look at me out. I can't wait at that nigga, see that. I said, oh, cow, fuck, boy. You should ask if he still got a job. Man, I don't get a fuck, dickle, fuck. Why?

Hey so, I can't wait. I just found out how to check my messages on Facebook. I didn't know. You had to download the app. Yeah, that's bullshit. I ain't with that one. I had to check. Man, with so many holes trying to get me some pussy

three years ago, I ain't know about. Did you hit them back? No, because even if y'all don't get it, I still appreciate it. Right. Because she wanted to get it. Because all these pussy in the world, you ain't going to get all that.

just to know that your name came up when it was like when they was talking about you know distribution she believes that she believed in you three years ago Facebook is Facebook is yeah I trust a bitch on Facebook over like they really genuinely fucked with you

like they trying to give like them they're trying to run a little shit down and they're like so you know bitching wasn't trying to look Facebook picture was showing the real you your hell was falling out bitch you that's a different type of stuff I feel about all this pussy being sold online with the only fans and that too much

Cash only, all this old shit. Porn, you had to damn that go find that shit. Not cash, what's the other shit? Cash app. Yeah, but see, Paul, you had to down and go find that shit. They wouldn't even allow you to touch the little DVDs in the gas station. You know, they had a little green, the orange tape

and the blue tape over the six DVD. Right. Why, man. So you look back, you see Tett. Now that shit is right there. Out on the screen. Yeah, you can't tap that tape. You better not tuck that tape.

It was hard to get that naked shit back in the day, man. You had screen. I didn't meet a bit to give you. You know what it's over right there. She's sending it like it ain't shit. I thought that would be the time that I wanted to see it. But now I'm growing. I'm like, man, get this shit off of hell.

Right. Because the two out in the open, like, I like it would like, damn, I wonder what those tinted look like. Right. But John, I don't know. You scroll down three hundred. She's sucking a whole deal on crazy. You're sucking dick.

Yeah. They're sucking dick. They're sucking dick. I'm talking about it. I showed my mom. She went crazy. She didn't believe it. She didn't believe it.

She did not believe. that shit. She said, now this is just not right. She was upset when she saw that shit. Damn. She didn't want to eat no cucumber no one man because she's seen that shit man. I said, yeah. It's fucked up. That's fucked up, you showed your girlfriend. I had to because she thought I was playing.

Hey, man. Hey, that's fucking social me. It's some motherfuckersballing on this. Oh, now that shit, that's crazy. What is that shit can get folks about? I might, yeah. Nick is like me. You can learn some shit on that. He can earn some shit on that.

You like, damn. Look, look. You can learn a lot of shit But you don't see that shit nowhere but on Twitter Right Twitter be tripping It'd be going crazy

That'd be some good shit You're like 2, 3 o'clock in the morning You get on Twitter boy You just see it people Just retween that motherfucker Ass everywhere Hold this You're like bro

This shit crazy God damn I remember when you had to find this And it'd be real too See that porn hub shit Ain't real like that I don't know With the fat ass right

I know that ass I know that ass with fat come Past the home boy hit me I'm like damn I was like man You know that family. The pastor cut. Oh, yeah.

It's a rock. When the pastor got the car mixed. Yeah. Right. You ever post some shit? And then you were like, you'll see a follower. You forgot about it. Like, ah, shit.

The pastor has seen all this pussy, everything. My father. I like that. But my pastor seen me saying some weird. I knew how it was great. Oh. My pastor fucked around him. Pull it up there.

Drop somebody on. Oh, making the sale got there. He pulled it up. He pulled it. We locked lines. Hey, this one, I'm gonna put money in the collection place, you know, you're talking about. Hey, knew you're doing, like, go to the news shit in the morning, the little white lady's like, your Twitter's hilarious.

I was like, you'd be following this shit off. Yeah, well, you'd be saying extreme shit, but I'd be like, what? What? Twitter, he would just talk shit, he could just say shit, fuck y'all bitch and he. Yeah, ain't nobody gonna talk more shit to me. He'd be like, duh. He talked shit, hell of shit. Y'all shit'd be clear.

Yeah, he'd be like, thank you, Lord. Yeah, thank you, Lord. Like, Nick, Jesus. Pray Lord, pray Jesus. Then I might tip it up. Like you're gonna get to heaven. I'd be waiting for you to. I'd be waiting for you to reply to my name.

I'd be waiting for you to reply, though. Let motherfuckin' know that you boy got you. Every day you've seen, I made sure that. Yeah. You got to. You got to. You got to inspire people. I'd be wanting to reply to.

I'd be wanting to reply to. You got to be able to reply. Can you get, what if you're standing in line to give to heaven and Jesus, like hell no, my nigga! Right, bring your ass on me! Yeah! You straight, I already got your paperwork, dick, come on. Yeah, I can't wait.

I can't wait, I can't wait. Your best word straight, dick, I've been waiting on you to that, yeah, yeah, I can't wait. Everybody's crazy, man. Crazy, damn. I'm telling you. Everybody's gonna be there. My cudd.

I just wait, can't wait to see Pah later, man. Man, what if you get there, though? You don't know nobody. Like, you see, motherfucker, but I ain't nobody you really fuck with. Like, no. Everybody naked, too. You think they're naked? Yeah, they say you're all free.

You know? Nick, I think you'd be in your funeral club. No, they're saying it's like, it's a leaf. It says, I think you just see your faith. No, I think you really just be in your soul just be floated. Your laughing. You think you still keep your night? Yeah, probably.

You probably get some news, though. You think, how are you up there in your funeral clothes? You still be in the one guy we want you. Hey, why you got to make sure you clean and fuck? I know there's a thing that they're like, man, look at this shit, they buried. I ain't never know no motherfuckin' sweat

They're like, they fuck with those niggins. And your grandma, no dressers, she didn't want dresser, too. You got many things in heaven with no shoes on. No shoes on. No shoes. Your shirt sucks. That's hilarious, bro. Hey, y'all.

That's hilarious, bruh. That niggas ain't got no draws on his pants and that. What about homeless people? The homeless people still look on. Yeah, they might be clean, though. They might be clean. Yeah, might get him the regular. You gotta give them a shirt.

Yeah, got to get them a regular shirt. Most definitely. They got some throw in shirts. Yeah, they got that. Yeah, you wear your funeral clothes in heaven. That's a hell yeah. I'm just saying, where would you change clothes that? Nick ain't ain't no way you gonna stop and change.

You're going straight to heaven. Everything. It's what? I told me a little part, I still don't get in now. So I'm gonna be clean as a whistle. Still, I'll turn your ass around. What you mean? It's gonna be a white lady.

You're cleaning. Go to hell. Let me speak to the manager. Bitch, this guy. Who is God manager? What? The boss of all bullshit. I did everything, Lord.

You had hating your heart. You were the hate of. You was a racist, man. Shut through all that. Yep. abortion go to hell what you're ugly now you ugly damn I was always wondering like when you get to heaven do all the kids you know all the abortions you pay for do they be like that go my daddy right though all you

aboard the kids or something they're waiting on you I think I think like you can't you ain't gonna get the escape or shit what you mean since they didn't actually get a chance and life they come back in some type of I think God make you deal with them in the afterlife. That you come back. Or just for abortion? Yeah, like all your kids, like if you're a nigger and you pay for it, when you get there, the baby is going to be an effort. You must be against abortion.

Oh, I don't know. Because if everything happened for a reason, they got to come back, though. I don't need, that's not even my decision. I don't have, I don't have the proper, you know. So if you wasn't get, or if a woman was safe, all right, well, I'm pregnant. But I want to, I want to have abortion. I ain't really ready. I'm going to give them the money.

So that's what I'm saying? But what I'm saying? But what if she don't use the money for that deal with, you know what I'm saying? I ain't going to see, I figured this is what I learned as a nigga. You can't ever press that. You just have to go with the money that they go with. You go with the flow. Go with the movie.

And see it's like the nigga that I am and like I ain't the nigga that like, you know, the average and they're going to show it with half of the, I'm going to have the whole thing. But that's what I'm saying. Even though if you say, all right, well, here you go. That's what I separated me because I gave it the whole thing. But even though you paid for it. don't do it and still had a baby that's she has a bad heart on some other shit she didn't really want to she to use the abortion to get some money i know because every

time we argue i'm gonna bring that up i'm gonna be like just get my baby i want it you know i'm bringing that what i'm saying see that what i have i have i know kids is a blessing so i won't never tell a woman to get abortion ever again that's why i know for a fact if i'm trying to have a child i'm having a child like i know yeah yeah i like i know it's real big of you like yeah appreciate because i know how i feel when you thought that you you want to have right you realize this baby was a blessing exactly you don't want that regret you know what that you're like damn i'm missing out oh look at this just for one god damn this shit got deep hey welcome back to the 85 South sir no because that wasn't

he didn't got a hell told him you didn't look at all that now that's fat you didn't look at the camera you got some leg right there you know a good shit I came out the bed to go scrape the work so yeah no I say hell nah bro you feel me like I wouldn't tell bit to get up bush, I'm just like, you ready? Yeah, I'm doing everything in my power to take care of that mom. You know what I learned. Niggas love kids. They just don't love baby mammas.

That would have, you just got to love baby mama. Yeah, that's crazy. That's why you got to watch who you stick your dick in, though. What you think is, though? What you think is, new folk? You got to stop fucking misses he don't assume going to be here baby mama. Yeah.

You got to understand. That's coming fucking. So any bitch, you fuck, you got to assume. What did they be ahead my baby? All right, I got to be prepared for that. Because you don't fuck, if a bitch in there. You'd be like, boy, I got a herb and come out before I look, because, boy, I can't let this big hat on.

You feel me? Real talk. I'm on the hood, boy. Is it that you, like, hers? Is it the pussy that make you keep it? Yeah, nigger, man. A nigga, big, nigga that pussy's a beautiful thing. You don't do.

You did. You did. Now, I got to deal with everything. Right. I know, I don't know why that big got pretty. Yes, you do. You stayed in. You stayed in.

Yes, you were too thud. You were too thund. And that thing, it'd be so nice and that bitch be ugly. That bitch be got that fow. You thought about it. That nigga ain't coming out of that five-fire. He's like, man. That's how you know God got a sense of humor.

Because he did, like, he had all the women lined up. And he just was like, he made good pussy just random. He was throwing random good pussy. He was getting ugly women good pussy. And he was like, whoever finds out that a pussy good, that's how I know the nigga, heart ain't right. Yes, sir. And then he'd be like, why you got up for you? Like, the pussy was good.

Like, you ain't supposed to know that. Right. Right. God, he buried some gems out there. Yes, sir. So everybody ain't got your pussy. Oh, man, I'm telling it. Some people you would never imagine got some of the best pussy on earth.

Everybody on Facebook got good pussy. They just looked so, man, you would be some. Everybody on Facebook got good pussy. I wouldn't say everybody. But I'm telling me. I'm talking about five. When you have some good pussy, you think of all the pussy that you had that wouldn't that. Right.

It would be like, that's all the time that I have wasted in my life as a man. Because I didn't need that. This is what I'm looking for. Right. This hit way different. This pussy right here. This shit is. Wow.

That's posse. That is posse. I'm telling you. You didn't that. He's like, street pussy. That's pussy. You know, I could have deal with that. They had posse.

Yeah, pussy. That is pooh. That is, ooh. Right. The top of the line, pussy. Like, ooh, it's, what would taste different. You can tell her everything. That shit.

That shit, squeeze every time she, she was like, you can't get in it. How do you know? Hey! It'd make you look at me. I felt that hate. Now, you can tell. That motherfucker be like, hey!

You were like, hey! Yeah. She came again. Yeah. Hey, they went crazy yet, big wet. Hey! That bitch, I'm charging out of that, duh! They're being wet.

They're crazy. I feel nothing this time. No, fact. That pussy is crazy. Man, well, that shit wet, but you ain't really thinking about it. That's scary. That's scared. I feel nothing they push.

Yeah, that good pussy could be scared. Good person could be scared. Good push to make you say stupid shit. I feel nothing they put. Mm-hmm. Your ass the pussy is so good. You agree with some shit. You just wasn't what they opposed to agree with.

I know I have. I was fucking this girl. She was like, oh, that dick good. out like your damn show is. I mean, yeah, for you, for you, it's good for you, it's good for you, it's mine. I'm, I don't, I don't, I don't compliment the wrong way. It's her, fuck, oh. Good-haired pussy, good for you speak.

Yeah. Yeah, do give you a conversation, you do, yeah. Oh, that thing is too. Right. Hey, boy, yes, uh. Shit, make you agree to shit. Oh, you're like, hey, uh, I want Paul to say that. I want to say that.

My bad. Never mind. Keep going. Do what you was doing. I'm going to stop talking. Oh, that's stupid. All that's fast. These are the things that be happening, man.

That's bad. That puts me here. Even when you, I'm talking about the rubber or let you know, like, take it off. No, that's how you go to, that's what I'm saying. That's how you know the piece is real good. Take it off. And rubble be like, take me off now. You be like what?

I said, take me off now. If it's good with a rubber, oh, that's dangerous. Oh, Lord. Yeah. It makes a nigga want to see what it feel like. But then I'm trying to tell you, rubber pussy and raw pussy is a hit different. It sure do. And if you can really fuck a bit, some good pussy is some good pussy.

It's just got to get wet. Did you what I'm saying? And if you make a big get wet, it's over. That's what I say. That's what I'm glad. That shit is. But I'm glad we have to wear the guy. The love is in the pussy.

I don't care what nobody say. Say what I'm saying. I'm glad we have to wear condoms and they don't. condoms, man, they don't. Can you imagine you get to fuck raw, but she got to wear a condom? Like, you get ready to fuck, and you'd be like, hold on both, go put the condom on, and then she come back, and they're

pussy wrapped in plastic. It's like going in the house and all the furniture and plastic. She got on a diaper with plastic, plastic, push, porcelain. You're in a shower, this made out of plastic. This is everything. You're like, this bitch, she's been quarantined. This is what

women don't know. Did get an attitude when you put a condom on. They do. They'd be like, really, bro? No, all right. Yeah. He ain't like that. I'm not about to try.

Hold at my nigg. Look at this bullshit. Biddick can't even breathe with that goddamn car. My dig can let my dick go straight down. What are you going to? Nope. Nope. Not on me.

Nope. Nope. Nope. Not on me. Nope. Put it away. You put the condom on your dick be like, man, what I do to you? What I do?

Oh! Oh, okay, okay, I see how it is. See, your dick be ready for you to have a girlfriend, too, because he'd be like, bro, I'm trying to tell you, bro. When you get us together, we're going to go crazy. You keep fucking e-scraining. I'm trying to show you what to you behind, do you digger. Don't put the hat on me, dude.

Wait, what you're going? What you're going on? You ever see your dick move by and that? Like that? Your dick will get tired of holes before you will. It's fat. Right. You get sad.

You ever get tired of fucking? I'm sick at this hole right now, man, go to sleep. That nigga be limp like a motherfucker too. I'm tired, you tired. Go sleep. Limp. That nigga be lumped like a motherfucker. You're thinking about a big dick like, nope.

Your dick would say you're on some dummy missions. Ask her when your birthday is. What? What fuck is you talking about, dick? You better get a fuck about that. I don't tell. I don't know this whole name. You don't fuck the bitch and don't know a name.

Most definitely. I'm gonna wanna, I'm gonna try and figure it out. Damn, boy, that's a deep, deep, dark confession. That's true. I'm talking about, literally gotta be like, okay and your name is. Damn, that fuck, though we gotta end this like this. She asked you, yeah, because she asked, do you even know my name?

That's crazy. It's too late, fuck. Right before you get the pussy, he'd be like, fuck! Hold on, let me think. Yeah, like shout away, shacked. You try to, slick, get it. Hey, what's your Instagram? Just to see her real name on her.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn that bitch, I got her name. Yeah, that what you did. Yeah, yeah. That bit talking about beautiful bee, bitch, beautiful be. Oh, you go to that DM? This big name's whole other shit

talking about beautiful be, bitch, what? Then she tell you her name and you realize you ain't forget that shit. You ain't never heard of what she told it. She never made it. Bitch, who the fuck is Beatrice? I know I ain't out here with the motherfucking name, Beatrice.

Your name been Beatrice this whole turn? Man. What the fuck I found a beat? Out of all the people to fuck with. I'm out of here with Beatrice. Beatrice. Beatrice. That's a big, bitch.

Man. I know. It sound like it, too. I couldn't fuck a bitch name Agnes. Agnes. I couldn't do it. Agnes? She, got her shit to go.

Agnes? That pussy gets dropped her all the time. You got a knick. Uh-uh. I couldn't fuck her Agnes. Shit, I'm in Agnes. That don't sound right. Agnes?

Agnes? Agnes? It's old. She ain't trippy. Her money is sick. Agnes. She's sick. Can you hear the chick name?

Ophelia. No, she's fucking you. Ocelia? Ophelia. Ophelia? Ophelia? Ophelia. I don't even call that bitch on you.

There's some women out here with some crazy-ass names, Philandria. Philema. I'm fucking philandria. She got a fat-ass. Fat-ass short-haired. She's about right-haired short-haired cut fat-ed-ed. What, philandria? What?

Who worked at CVA? Yeah. She went on finger-way sometimes. Mm-hmm. She got arthritis in her hand. Yes, sir. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. The craziest name I think I ever heard on a hood chick was to Jackalisa. To Jack with Lisa. Yeah. Nah, I'm gonna leave that one alone. My mama thought that name was so creative. To Jackalielika. They had a family dispute over that.

Yeah, that was real crazy. That's a long-ass name. To Jackalika. It's spelled just like it sound. To Jacka-Lisa. To Jack-Wilisa. Who? To Jack Woleezza.

Temeca. To Jack Walisa. Jack. The dad, it was Jack. He said Jack going to be in it. Tamika. Her name was Talekal. He's like, shit, her hell with it.

You know another chick named, Tadamika. To Jack O'Neika. Tadamika. Tadamika. To Jackalika. That dad is saying Jack gonna be in there. Her real night, Taliqua. It's something about them girls with some complicated-ass day.

To the Jack-O-Mica. They hit different. The hood, the ghetto-ass day? See, I quite. They do. They do. They do, man. I like a young bitch with an old name, though.

So you'll fuck with Agnes. I don't tell you y'all fuck with Agnes. Like a Tasha. Because I... They're talking about like untie-laying. Tasha's like 33. Like a young Dorothy. Like 42.

You're talking about 43 right right now. Who? San. I like San. San. There ain't no young Sand. Sand. There used to fight.

That bitch, aggressive. It ain't really no whole lot of young Sandras. It ain't on you, nope. Valita. Like Valita. Oh. Velita. Young Rhonda.

Yeah. Valida got married, though. I ain't tripping. Yeah, Valida got married. She used to be the one back in the day, though. used to. She didn't have got slapping and got married. Goalita? Yeah.

Valita? Yeah. She used to go crazy. Prong Queen Valita. Yeah, she used to go crazy. Everybody wanted her boy. Everybody wanted Valita, Nicol. Yeah.

She got married to the baby all play. It got fat. Old girl with crazy. She gave up. She took a hat. God damn. Every hood got a Jamaica. Yeah.

Every hood got a Jamaica. Jamaica. Jamaica. Jamaica got shot too. She survived. She got shot at leg. Exactly. It wasn't in her fight.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She got shot. Yeah. Everybody did. Everybody did. The whole community had did something where she got shot.

She got shot. Who got shot? Who got shot? Who got shot? Who got shot? Who? The girl. Wet girl.

Tell them. Jamaica. Jamaica. You're the one that stayed down the street with all? Yeah. Who go with D.A. Hey. The crazy boy.

Everybody who rode with her to be crying. Why did it? They were crying like a phone. I just believe it. Look, she in the hospital like him. Man, they're crazy. They at school. Oh, my God.

Is she okay? She called it. Like, you fucking with the home girl. You just been fucking with about three weeks. She called you. You ain't gonna believe this shit. My whole girl got shot. What?

What happened? We was riding and then these niggins start arguing. See, though, I can talk. I quit fucking with no nigger like that. They always fucking with no nigger. They're fucking with no niggas. Little niggas alone. They're stupid.

They would shoot you. They would shoot you. They were right in the show. You're one traumatized girl who did trouble tired. She got her. And when she healed up, what she could do?

Go to Instagram. This she ain't shit. This she ain't dead. She ain't dead. I'm straight, though. She ain't cool. I'm straight, though. Fuck the hole.

And when the nigg shot me, them bitches left me. Right. They left me. No, I'm standing. She's lying, man, nigga. Fuck these old. Y'all didn't get some money.

Y'all didn't get some money. I would know. Get y'all some money with y'all super ass. I would tell ya. I take it to the shoulder. Fuck you're talking about. What's she getting shot at? She got shot at.

I would die. Amen. Ain't nobody really funny in no more business. Hold on what I don't go do. Like, that ain't got nothing to do with you. And your grandma get mad. No, I told you. Yeah, it should be not in the first day.

She got a shy, girl, mom. Like, what I'm going to do me? Well, hey, there's some alcohol breath out on, you'll be all right. She was right in front of me and said, Pound, she was like, oh. Oh, shit, that's what you're in for. Hey, this one had all of them shoot.

Did the police came to my house asking me? Asked me questions. I didn't know what to tell her. I was like, she got shy. But what you say? What you say? Oh, I was just like, she can't shy. Did they ask you who shot and laid?

But I'm like, I don't know. What kind of gun did he shoot you with? Listen, you ain't looking for no gun, she got. Wait, me a beat bullet or a little bullet? It was like fowl, so whatever come from fow? I mean, was it like a big pile or little pow? Listen, we were parted and all I heard were found. And I looked at she got inside.

Oh, we can't go to no more parties. We can't go to no more parties. We can't go to no more part. We can't go to no more part. See, we gotta go to that other store. Well, cause she got shy. You know they got that club up there on the door. They called the police and they came looking for me.

I said for what? Did you have a gun? What a gun? You know, Mamma, I always gave you that gun. I ain't got no problem with nobody. They asking me questions. I said she got it. Stop crying.

Stop crying. It's gonna be okay. Hey, bro, I'm fuzzling one of them traumatized. She can't see shit in the hood. What, that shit traumatized? That is crazy. That is crazy. Damn, she got shot.

Ain't nothing like a hood trick, though. Ain't like them. No, I say, well, you got a little of a hood, cause they're gonna tell you the truth, bro. They like your best friend. They stank, but they're your best friend. You said they stink? You said they stank?

Everybody stank. we're in the hood shit when you got cologne on you're in the hood you're like well that I'm gonna take a bath but I got calorned on

that I'm gonna take a bath you know I'm gonna clean I'm gonna wait so well okay what it is what you got on

let's get on man what curve used to be this shit old daddy you couldn't tell the nigga shit with that curve with that curve you were what

you don't understand about some curve right now they're selling it at the airport for nine It's just the principal, nigga. Niko, no, I took a dab.

64 ounces of curry for $9. It's CBN. Right now. Ain't it fucked up how Currie fell off? That shit used to be the shit, too. Curve must be out of drink. You get a bottle of Curve for Christmas with the soap. They still wear ass.

You don't remember the soap? I had the gold, the gold barter, the black barter. The, I don't know the ball for. I had the, uh, with the little green bar. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, cool. Yeah.

Man, we can tell me shit, get them motherfuck out there care, boo. Hell yeah. When I was wearing curve, I was, I was fingering everything then. That's the year I won't finger fuck champ. You were on fingerfought champ? Yeah, I was fingerfucked champ all the way about, all way through school. Yeah.

Fingerfawk? Nick, could nobody out finger fuck, you know. That's why my conversation game so strong, man. In class? Anpaid. What are you talking about? You walk around in the school. Yeah.

No, I didn't. I didn't. I was real professional with it. Nobody knew who I was thinking. One finger or two fingers? It depends on what I'm sitting at. Because if you do it too long, your whole forearm would be on the fire. You say what?

Your forearm will be on fire. Being tight up, especially when you got to dig up on bottom. You won't feel nothing. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's all about your angle. Yeah. Sometimes you only if you figure you just be tickling. Right.

If you want to get good at finger and you need to learn how to write your name with the opposite hand If you right-handed do it left-handed if you're left-handed if you could at least write your first and last name with the opposite hand you could be good at fingerpriced I'm just saying this is this real game you know That's how I got my game on me no matter what sash you're on I'm one time my head on a friend same thing I don't know notorious finger fucker libraries anything we had to be but but somebody, don't sit by me, bro, I'm going on Dolo Mish, I might not be back. I might get rolled up, I might get suspended.

Nobody never caught me fingerfucking except the substitute. And he couldn't never, like, he couldn't do shit because he didn't know if I was fangifking and night. He just knew my hands was under the tape, you know what? And he was just suspicious. He was like, what was you doing? I was doing work. He tried to blow my cover.

He almost blew him. And he was like, every time I thought him, I was like, yeah, I'm still out here in the fingerfucking. Like I give him that look, like, yeah, you thought you called me, but you didn't. I live another day. I'm finger fucking first period, and I'm going to take second period off. Then third period. I'm back third, fourth, and fifth period. I got football seven period.

And then I'm just stopped six period because six period. I like that class. That nigga, bro. You thought you called me, but I'm still out of his finger fucking. What? Niggins, I already third period coming up. I'm going to do some finger fucking. You're a fucker.

What? That's a crazy that you say, because I used to get it out. If it wasn't fulfilling on women in school, I would have been a dropout. I couldn't did school without the freaks. Then the best part about it, I was plugged in with the freaks. They knew this. We knew to sit in by each other. You got to, you got to sit down.

Because we have developed this bond. We've been through this many times. Yeah, you've got to think about what grade, John. We're the eighth. Come on, man, fuck, you said, see. Come on, girl, you're a model now. Come on, yeah. Exactly.

Come on. Come on. See, my brother, they better not play a movie. I might get some head in this, motherfucker. Oh, that's fat. No, that's fat. Man, let the motherfuckers be trying to. That's a movie.

Man, we don't have two grown to be in school watching TV. Turn that light off if you want to. Took that turn out of that. You're sucking on that one. All right, bet. All right. Okay. Try me if you want to.

You think I was sitting up on this table. What? I'm fair to take this old. I was sucking them. Oh, I was sucking them. All this is under the table. You hear me? I'm taking this whole

this part off. No. I'm gonna take the second titty, man. What fuck is you talking about? She don't slip that nip out of that boy. Stupid. Man, that's what made me such a good student.

I love them titty. But see, I used to get jacked off in school. What the fuck? What? Yes, sir. See, why you're doing the finger, fucking. I got to be jacking me off.

Man, there you go. See why he over that, five, I'm up on the table out of here. I think I was just... And why are you doing that? I'm under tape the second tip. Both fucking looking at me, they're like... See, we couldn't...

I'm talking about, she up on the table, like, real. Real! I'm like, yeah, I'm in the cell grand. Hey, I had a bit. A new ball, bro. Yeah. I'm like, y'all going down. Like, yes, sir.

Yeah. Oh, lit, nigga. And I'm on the table sucking titty, man. You were in the table. You were in the table. Oh, my God. Every day, sucking titty. Every day we go, I promise you.

She was going to say her name. She watched this show here. It's so many Kiara, man. She's a freak. I'm sorry. I'm talking about, man. She used to pull that titty out. Man, she used to be excited, man.

Excited. Say, you sucking my titty today? Yes. I'm sucking that motherfucker today. All of my homeboy knew. They were like, man, tell can I suck the titty? No. That's me suck the titty.

Hell no. They're my titty. And it was the left one. It was all the way to left. I didn't even fuck. I used to massage the right one. Right. Right.

I get up on that motherfuckers, man. Titty! On the table, though? Yeah, niggins she pulled that motherfucker out. Throw it to you. See, that's teamwork. Teamwork. Teamwork.

E! What grade you did? Fifth. Fifth grade. Thugging. Sucking titties. Thugging. This is fucking up.

Stugging. I'm talking about you titty right, no. Stop, bro. Stop. Stop. attack that shit gay and he's easy to feel great i i bet you remember the first time you got hunched on hunching who oh yeah shout a hunch hunched on me no nigger one just hunched with the uh-uh take the clothes off i felt coochy y'all are doing the oochie coochie coochie

coochette the uci coochee niggur that why i was so freaked that i was y'all know what i've been through second grade bro damn i'm talking about cubbies but see when you put the comment you know somebody say come here she said come here went in the country bro i go in the back she threw me in the corner she started doing this shit and i'm like what you doing she was like i was like bro it's like that how you're starting what you're doing oh what this is all chest you just start hugging the big she's like she's like trickle up and down i'm like you know what you do you both y'all doing this stuff stop man this shit this is wrong this is wrong this is wrong I'm in second grade, man.

I'm in the second grade in the back like that. Yeah, y'all remember now? Whoever is watching this, don't judge us how we do. You remember nap time? No nap time? Yeah, man. What was like, what was that? Kindergarten, what was that kindergarten,

first grade, kindergarten? Right. You used to have a nap time and shit. That's a lot of shit went down too. But see, it was too ducked down. It was like, anybody who got up, you looked suspicious. You see what I'm saying?

Even if you tried to look up to see who ever was asleep. You said, look suspicious looking up. You see what on that? He used to roll them all that. their attention. This nigger had tricks and gadgets. You're talking down low. That thing is knocked out of rear. You're like over here. I can't talk to him. Exactly. Exactly. That thing over there like, no, I'm sick in shit. What you're doing at the day? You try to play the game when we go home.

But when we live, we can check her to go to my house to play the game. I know my mama, she ain't got her work in, so you can just go to my house. And then once we're finished, when my mom, go, let's go, go to y'all. So, so, how's class of them? We can just go home with that, you were going to my house, dad. We could just leave you go to y'all. Because your mama got all the food over there. Your brother.

Throw me some snakes. Give me some brushes, man. some gushes me eating all the snacks and drinking all the caprice uh-huh yeah y'all nigga is stupid bro damn hey bray these are the times we're gonna remember this the end of the world and this the shit we remember no bro listen bro i don't know what happened bro we both we both end up staying out to school

but i'm not gonna say her name okay but something happened we had got detention and we got we both got in trouble and the teacher walked to the she watched the show the teacher walked to the fucking principal officer that's a minute a little minute walk she said come to the back she always went to hunt for we had the hunt probably like ten times after the first when it was i was looking for her and time i come to clean out of that she's like not today damn like you're tripping i'm like oh okay so i don't know where in the hunt bitch you don't get me ready right i'm ready to hunt you feel yeah we go to the back of the cub and she said take your clothes off but now the first time i

ever seen my wee-wee go up myself I said what the fuck you don't have made them motherfucking do that motherfucker was like you oh what this shit doing and she was she took up her and I'm like what are you brother bro bro bro it's all I knew my eyes to the center I ain't saying nothing else I won't say nothing I don't know what you're doing right now but I'll just do it Hurry up and finish Hurry up, Somebody's coming

Somebody's coming What just happened What just happened What just happened? Hey, bro She's done too Hell Bill, the monster in me

Women started all this shit But built no monster in me bro I'm telling you, bro True They always want to fuck first That started this whole shit That's why they said they already know who they want to fuck before they even start talking.

A woman I already know she wants to know something before they, she knows what, you know what I'm saying? Y'all have a conversation. Nah, I'm saying. Is it depending on what the conversation is about, if you're going to secure that koochie ass. They be ready, too. Big what I'm saying? Sometimes you got to have a talk game to secure it. Yes, sure.

Because she'll look at you once you said something and you're like, I just secured that pussy. He's ready, too. Yes, sir. But don't fuck it out. Now you've been not for fun. Because just because now you know you got it. Still had to play the role like I ain't tripping up. You got to.

Dig what I'm saying. You got to. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. They won't. Adventure should never come with a pause button. Remember the movie pass era where you could watch all the movies you wanted for just $9? It made zero cents and I could not stop thinking about it.

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You always got to act like you ain't know you're about to guess. What? You've been to get it. I didn't. What you're talking? Girls. Nah, you, okay.

I'll see what you on. You're trying to. Yeah, you're trying. Okay. Look at you. Look at you. I didn't see how you can feed them in the skills. Let me see.

Hold on a little. Let me see. I putt have been going to do something like, quick. Oh. I can fuck around. I ain't got nothing to do. They ain't got nothing to do. They ain't going to delete that.

He got shit, dude I mean, if you can't call No, you are in the car I'm coming I'm on the way No, I'm outside I'm telling you I'm outside Yeah

Open up Some of these pusses been through a lot You can see it You can look at it You can look at him He's supposed to bed through so much She just wants somebody to touch

Some bidsies ain't getting fuck with that. Oh, if you, it's probably, everybody's probably to be different. You'll be thinking, oh, she's so beautiful.

She's dead forgetting. No. She didn't ruin that. Her life ain't even going through like that. They ain't like, a lot of people know she ain't even

talking about shit. She, you know what I mean? She's like, how y'all say, no good-ass nigga? No good-ha-ha-bid. She ain't about shit,

man. About a damn thing. You need help, ho. She ain't got nothing going on. She ain't got nothing. You, you. Your mama don't.

want you down that shit crazy that bit don't want you down you hear me you need to get out get out I'm sick of you right I'm trying to walk around this bitch well all you do is babe and on the couch yeah you a cat don't find you a man this babe and go sit on the couch you are a cat hey man weave all on the goddamn five yeah weave everywhere bathing sitting on the couch you are a cat don't let them have a real mama tell about bitch you need to do some script something shit something did you some kind of money something mm-hmm something at this time it's something bitch I I will understand she gonna understand hey you'd be really thinking these chick me about something

they meet her mama and then they'd be dropping hints that she's shit gone get a ass away from here please please thank you she'll come back and whisper thank you she needed you she doing so much better what the fuck she had going on He just want everything. And no offense to the script, I fuck my script. I love my script. No, that's fat. It ain't.

That's just like, lady selling dope instead of sitting in foots. Sometimes, like, y'all feel dope. Y'all feel dope. Her mama don't care about the dancing, but she keep popping out of these goddamn pills walking around with attitude. Big got depression problem. Now that's fat.

Real. Bipole ad. On a perk? No, snap on your mama. You're tripping. Yeah. You know, that argue with your mama naked. Bitch, put on some clothes.

Teeter, just hiding. Yeah, Tita, I ain't dead naked. You ever had. That's how you come around, damn. We did nothing. Hey, you ever had the crazy bitch that was just crazy because she would hurt. And you didn't know it until she went out. Why don't you just leave it in like everybody else did?

Like my daddy did. See? Come in. Come in. Come in. Come in. Come in. You just need a hug right now.

What's all of them? I got to tell her it's okay. Yeah. Come here. A lot of the bitch need hug. Come here. Like a tight, long hook, not just a quick little pat hug. Kiss on the cheek.

If you hold them. If you hold them for 30 seconds, they'll start crying, telling you their problems. Just hold them. Kiss them on the shoulder. Bite the shoulder. Yep. You got to still tell her that, you know. Got a laugh back.

Hey, man, say that one more time so all the niggas can hear you. Yeah, sir. You got a bite the shoulder. How are you holding a crazy woman? Got a hold him. Kiss on the cheek. She gonna keep talking. Then you kind of bite her to really let her, like, shut up.

Like, ah. How long do you recommend they hold it for? It's gonna take a little minute. You don't have tight, because I like a tight hold. Big, and that, come in. We touch it. We get intimate. You dig what I'm saying?

But then, depending on how your brush smell, too. And your weed. Yes, sir. Because your weeds smell like corn. I can't, I can't do that. That's shit, but that shit been in that for some. My heart's gonna be fucked up. Two months, at least.

Bro, I'm not about to keep laughing, that weed dry. Bitch, that shit needs to be shampoo. shampoo and conditioners you hear me that shit's tight two months yeah lace front different color come on baby the scalp is orange now time to take it out yeah get that out that's orange I know your scalp ain't orange I'm gonna loo too got to go rocking up that one I seen the bitch sold in a lace front like what sold it in ain't that two different kinds of right she integrated the weeds said it's already wet.

She, she slowed that one. I said, man, great. I feel sorry. These women would really be going through with the hairstyle, man. That's been crazy. For real. They're taking late, man. He's stressed out.

Because they got the glued up the skin. Some bitch you know how to glue that shit, too. That shit be looking good. Some bitch that don't. Like, you can see the ears since, you're like, dad. See the head that motherfucker for a minute. You'd be like, the motherfucking up. And you'd be like, the motherfucker look wet.

And then you get close. You're like, the bitch is ain't wet. The bitch is dry the motherfucker. Damn. You know, that shit is like X-a-mo. This guy, X-mole all across her forehead. You like, nah, that's a lay front. And they'd be like a straight line like this.

Right. And they be trying to, too, because then they see you looking at it too. So they try to look, try to look away. You're like, yeah, this motherfucker looking at, they split. I don't want you to see that split. I'd be high, so I'll be looking at this shit, the niggins. Have you pulled one on while you're hitting the shit?

Pull the motherfucker off. By the state. I always, I always tell the head, like I'm playing with them. Flea it up out there, bitch. I always tell the head, like I'm playing with it before just so I can see. If you feel the braids, you got to let it go. You got to let go. You got that need to be like, girl, you're crazy.

That's a test. Be like, girl, you're crazy. You're crazy to see what it is. Like, okay. You ain't free. She's like, you ain't real. You know, you ain't real. Like, bitch, how you knew that was a test?

Because I dance up. I'm trying to pet and pat your hair. That bit, you feel like a need on it. This dude got me on the niche. Yeah, you can't go nowhere. God damn. It's going to know where. You all just stuck, my boss.

Yeah, I do. I do be trying to taste the whole head. You've fucked it up now. I fucked it up again? No, I'm screwed. Oh, yeah. That's that. Lee sing a microphone.

You feel them braids. I don't need to do. I don't need no microphone. You don't. Testing one, two, hello, microphone. All right, fuck. We're good, though. Hey, man.

We're just ducking this coronavirus. That's how you do. This shit. from the 85 South show Fallout bunker you see we got our platinum plaques on the wall back here you see that shit we don't want to get old platinum man we're you too black man I gotta got now get a picture shot and pick that motherfucker up there and say 85 South and they could yeah we ain't bullshin we'll put you on the wall of fame man send us something over shout out to who ever drew this shit this is hard

right here that's dope my head longer fuck where is it it looked like that though I mean if you used a cartoon at the probably be you they think I think we don't have... They got Chico no big a hell. Bro, you seen the... You seen the Roche Motel with the L'Bousie? Hell no. Oh, yes, I did.

That's shit funny. Shout out to the Roach Motel. Don't cut his fucking dick off Dway, bro. You fucking tripping, dog. You tripping, dog. You tripping, dog. You tripping, dog. We got some new episodes of that shit.

You gotta get on that too, man. I did. Oh no, you're talking on you. You did, I know, Nick. I know you was that, man. He said, I did. I was just recorded. Nah, that shit.

You definitely got to get on that on this. Give the people some survival tips or how to, you know, self-quarantine. Any tips, tricks, pointers. Look, don't just wash your hands, wash your ass, too. Right. First and foremost. People saying, you need to clean your ass. Don't.

Just be sitting the house with your ass stanking. And you're privates too. And I wipe my hand and I'm good. Nigger how your ass smell. Stanky booty? No, they're spanked too. Stop wearing them stanging ed jeans. They stanked jeans.

Do collect the smell of outside and days. You can tell like, okay. Stop wearing them stanging out of jeans. They still gonna look good. You can wash them goddamn pants, stanging ed, boy. See, I'll dry clean my clothes. There you go. And if you don't like iron it, take you to the dry clean

because they wash them for you. eye on them and they stay iron for maybe like some ain't wears and they and they appreciate the business because you know a lot of people ain't using the dry cleaning service no more right yeah when I start sending me a little sending my little nix and dine this shit I start dry cleaning my that's the first thing that's the first thing I didn't start getting a little bit of money just a little bit just a little bit ain't all get your clothes clean all of them all I'm talking about you drop ball a little eight it out my nigg I'm see you in three weeks exactly Well, after the way this shirt at least 10 times.

Yeah, did. Mm-hmm. But now, stay safe, though, for real. Stay clean. I miss having heavy starch in the crease in my jean. I don't even like that. I mean starch. No what I'm saying.

I used to- I don't like the crease. I always... I always used to go Friday and pick my shit up, man. With the creek? I miss heavy starch with the creek. Nigger what? Honestly. Had them Jabot with them motherfuck.

I always want some Jabal, man. God! That's the only, that's the only way that ain't never getting a chance. Like three four times a week Then you see your big cousin I see you back I had too I had too

I just swept the shirt up Three four times a knee I had to sweat the shirt up Three you gonna wear the same red hair With some rebal had a soldier Oh Same job I had too

I ain't know no better Fuck it I'm gonna crease my shit I'm creasing my shit I ain't know no better I said he's motherfucker too hard I'm been rocked Three for eight than that Big old t-shirt too

Yeah he said He said he's the way Hit Jibon three four times A week. I just switch the shirt. Black, white, white. Oh, and be clean. Don't matter.

Ain't nobody never tell you. Man, shoot straying with the key on your neck. Walk in school. Ain't nobody never seen it. Black tea. That's about fresh in here. You're in school when they outlawed black tea. Yeah.

Hey, gang. I used to wear fake clothes, nigga, no, too. I used to take all that shit. Dinner, gang. They said black man, John. I'd be like, what? They'd be like, why? I'm trying to say.

I'm trying to save every dollar for fucking that it. Don't if I want, same after one. Yeah. 90, 50. Why? Oh, yeah. I remember them. You're not. I remember them day.

What? And I snout that day shit though. I had to stop. I snapped. Y'all put me in a choke old. It was like, stop, please. We care about you. Y'all made them quick. Hell lie, it was a fight.

It was just a fight until I was like, I had to show their head. That I knew how to dress, Till grade, Chris, like I didn't get, I did. Let me show these dick I know I to put this shit together because I was just a conservative-ass-nigger. I wanted to spend the 90. First of all, my mama didn't want to give him to me 90.

So I had to hustle up for a 50. I could hustle for 50. Go to my mask. I always go to him. He's going to give him to me for 30. For sure. That's my price. Like, boy.

Because you shot with. Yeah, you did. Modest one time I come here with 75 again, too. Yeah, did. He did. You're going to get right. And I know how to walk him. So the creed won't fuck up, you did.

So you got this. Exactly. Cause when the motherfucker started creasing, bro. You got the high style. What's up? Why, they start creasing? Yeah, sir. You got the high stuff.

They watch out, watcha, watch. Watcha, watch, watch. Watcha, watch, watch, watch. Watch, watch, watch. Whatcha. Hey, he tried to crease the motherfucker, because what they crease is over. They knew.

It's a different type of crease. It's a different type of crease. You did. But they knew. But they were like this, you can't tell shouty shit. That why I stood my tent toe, you feel. But I had to show that ya. Once I showed it, it was like, I ain't going back that shit no more.

Whew, thank y'all. We don't know better though that. I ain't count. No, you did. Then I had polo. Both had polo. I'm talking about me and my dog was swept baby in the hill, you and shit.

No. The same thing. For the shit. Listen, we don't tell you. I had four arguments. Like, okay, okay. Ralph Lauren on the horse, right? Flan on the horse, right?

Yep. Bette. U.S. on the horse, right. Beck. Bambler just got his friend with him on the horse. What is the difference? Exactly. Nick was in that like, bro, what the fuck is you talking about?

USPA. Uspa? Nick, if he had daddy in my face, I'd be like, this shit, clean in hell. Clean in hell, too. I'm standing on that shit. Yep. And everybody who's scared, who don't want to say that y'all pussy niggas.

You got on the same shirt, you got your head down, standing on that shit, man. Short with the shirt, with the slops, too. And your collar, look at here. Come on, going crazy. Little collar. You got that big butt up to the top. Looking crazy. Go on crazy.

Clean ahead. True friend. Walk out of the cut like you did so. Yep. I think y'all be fooled up. I ain't never wore no buddies. You never wore a buddy. Never had nobody.

Chaps? Oh, when I figured out, Chapp, me, could have had a polo shirt? Stop, immediately. Could have had a polo shirt, but it was made by the same nigger. Hold on. What? What?

I'm on. Come to school, chap. They're like, what you got on, nigger? Chapp. I could have. Don't talk to me? Married by the same nigga who made Rapp Lawrence, sir. Hey, you tell you, they're the same person.

The same person. Company is way up there. Man, I'm up. Up. But now, but I did have a little. I did a little thing. Fashion one never might just foretack, you know what I'm saying? But I didn't know how to put some shit together, though. That way I tell you to the day. I don't give a fuck about buying no goddamn, I don't care.

I have to go get something, push me on some swings and thugs. That's it, boy. And that's it go through it. That's how you got to do it. You feel it. I much rather have some money. That's all I care about. Much rather have to be. Because that shit you've got, because I refuse to walk around in some shit. they cost more than anything I got in my pocket. You're telling me my outfit is more valuable than what I got in my pocket. That's crazy.

I don't even money in my pocket. But it's the principal, even on your car. I'm just saying, I don't know what I'm saying. Your outfit 25 hundred, but you got a nine haul up bank account. Somebody need to sell some clothes. That's how I like to be. They need to send some clothes. You're too special, young man.

You digger what I'm saying? I feel worth more than your bank account. Woo! They're like, you need to stay out some clothes. Hell yeah. They don't want to hear that though. You know. You don't talk to him.

You're talking over their head. So these are your survival tips for the coronavirus. Yeah, man. They got to be smart. I ain't gonna lie. This shit helped me and know how my money I really have been loosely spending. No, that's fact. I know for a fact I can hold on still to a haul out four five day.

Right. I've been tripping. No, that's fact. For real. I don't need. for a damn thing. I'm just buying shit. Get that. Hey man, me that. I don't get my fuck.

I don't get with the price tag is. No reason. Stop that. Get that car. Trade that here. I ain't doing that shit no more. Investing and slowing down and ooh. Yeah, plan out right now, man. I'm going to have a coronavirus mindset from here on that.

No, that's fair. What's you doing? Boy, shit. I'm just hold tight, stay in six. Exactly. You were just prayed up. Stay up. Staying up. Got your hand sanitized on.

Yeah, yeah, we're going. Way to go. Be ahead of the game. All the shit that you want to do, don't set it up. Because once this shit get gone, then you can be able to do it. Ain't no more excuse them.

It's more so just loose. Yeah. Loose. Fucking around, bro. It's been real. Too much. Too much. Because I realize,

when I'm just sitting down, day, it's going on. I'm like, well, I'm going to my loose. And make it not take shit for granted, too. Just loose. You be like, man. Fuck. to go to work right you said her lamenting but you lose it's like now I ain't

knowing that one no more we every dollar count for real like hey I'm a spiritual person too so they pray to get closer to God man stay pray but see that what wrong with the I think that you did me this me this me now we were talking about yeah we wanted it all that now see that what we were talking about earlier the people have lost the in tune to what's really going on you feel what I'm saying like they don't want to have nothing that they believe in there's too many people out here speaking on that they don't have no belief or no faith you dig what I'm saying you got you got to have some type of faith bro you got to believe in a high power

because if you don't believe in nothing believe is not even in your vocabulary because if you don't have any faith how are you believing in anything at all I mean you see what I'm saying you believe that we need to take that same attention is that y'all running to these thones Exactly. Same way y'all running to these stones like that. Don't pick up a Bible. You need to be running to the store. Go buy you a Bible.

I bet they're still on that show. You need this thing. You need to be running like that and moving for God. They're right. They're right. Exactly. Exactly. You dig what I'm saying?

Exactly. It really is a, it's a, man. Get into it. Exactly. Most definitely. Now it's definitely a good time. I mean, you got nothing but time. Nothing but time.

Nothing but time. We don't know when this shit gonna be off. I just shit ain't even started yet. That's not. fucking started yet right what this shit gonna be over man and they're just saying it they're saying they're telling you you can't go make no money what when the cure coming out what I'm telling you think it's gonna be yeah it got to be a cure for this shit somebody got the cure already they're just bullshit I just trying to get all the shit together

they're waiting and then the time oh oh that's your care I don't want everybody to be safe and just stay prayed up and stay working stay creating no don't take this time out to get complacent and just be chilling exactly we shall overcome most definitely He'll always overcome adversity. You dig what I'm saying. So I always be ready to keep your mind elevating and stay growing. Because once they say, all right, time to go back to work. You better be ready.

You better be ready. They knock people down because people don't know how to pick themselves up off the ground. They look for people to get grabbed their hand. You got two hands, two feet, get yourself up. Yes, sir. Standing again and again and know that you can get right back where you are. You dig, what I'm saying? Exactly.

We're here. Everybody took a hit. Let me say this. You should, a lot of people should use this time that everybody is, you know, mandated to stay at home. is the, you know, platin plan. Platton plan, you'll take over. That was, yeah. All the shit that you think you, you know, you've been putting off.

You know, shit that you wanted to follow up on. You got no excuse now. Like, you can put yourself in, like, you can take advantage of this time and really put a play in for yourself to push you to the next level of where you want to go. So make sure you double down and, you know, focus up, wake up a little early, you know what I'm saying? Aitin'Blaught and play and sit down,

read something, write something. You know what I'm saying? Right. That's really the move. Because you'd be a fool not to take advantage of all of your shit. But to my-you-go-but to the people that I know for a fact that's out there, that I know for a fact, who a hundred dollars is very serious. Yeah, talk to them.

You dig what I'm saying? And somebody's saying that you can't go to work and you need that job. That's paying you some 80, five, eight an ear and two weeks. But that five, you need that. I know somebody that's saying, boy, I'm looking you in your eyes and telling you. I need that. You dig what I'm saying. I'm here to tell you, listen to him, y'all.

Just stay. Don't get your scourge. You're being tested. This is a test, right? You shall overcome. This is a test. If we can't prevail and overcome when we're standing with our backs against the wall,

it's only two people you're going to be in life. You're going to be a wolf or you're going to be a sheep. There ain't too many wolves out here. There's a lot of sheep that's barking like they wolves. But if you bite them, you're going to see that's a sheep. You see what I'm saying. So when you go through shit, It only make you, it don't break you.

You dig what I'm saying? So these wolves out here, we're not sheep. We don't get through this together, you did? Yes, sir. Any final thoughts, Desi? Mind, body, and soul, man. Like I said, this is the time. Don't take it for granted.

You get that job back. Don't go back to complaining now. Say that. Because your head go back to complaining. Right. Yeah, don't go back to complain. You can go back to complaining. Yeah, God's going to get exactly what you want.

Then when your ass fire, for real. Hell yeah. Look, this has been another rendition. Oh, man, hold up before we go. I forgot, we got a gift. We got our motherfucking gift for you. Desi Bates? It is for you.

What? Make sure you go. It's for me. That's for you. Nicker? 85 apparel. That's me? It is for you.

Nigger. Got me a jacket. Got a gift for you. Okay. Got me a shirt. Yep. It is for you. Hold up.

Got me two hats. Yeah. Get lids for you. Hold up. You got me some socks. Yeah. Don't trip you. Hold on.

I got something for y'all. What in for you? Hold on. I got some for y'all. Hey. What in from you? Hold on. I got some for y'all.

Nigger, with my socks. I ain't got no socks. Nick, I wear my jersey. Hey, balet. I ain't got no jersey. Nick, I wear my jacket. I ain't got no jacket. Nigger.

I want my hats. I ain't got no hats. God damn. Nicky, that's all like y'all. No, we fucking with it. God damn it. Hey, Pallet. Yeah.

Where did you get these at? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Let them know where they get them at, brother. Hey, man, DesiBase Productions. Man, shout with your boy. You see, they're 85 stuff shit.

You did. My boys. I got the tag on that motherfucker. Make sure you get that gang. We fuck with it, bro. Yeah, man. You see, come from mind and creation, man. That's it.

That's it. And a hustle to it. And a hustle to it. You did? And we came from Vi-W. We came from Vine, man. I want a lot of people know. That's a big story, man.

You came from Vine too. Six seconds, man, you were the one two on that motherfucker. Yeah, but I forgot, but you were. I stopped, I stopped, I stopped, I'm playing ball, I'm playing ball. You stopped for a minute and then you came back, yeah, and you started. And you started. And you went, you put the fire on us and said that would what you stopped. I start.

I'm more definitely stop. You damn show. But you see what happened? Yeah, man. When you got to call it, you did it. And he went somewhere else, but he ended up coming back to his calling and started getting blessed abundantly. He'll lead you back. He'll lead you back.

You feel what I'm saying? When you start doing your calling, man, you're going to be blessed abundantly. That's why I know we're great. We cover, you dig what I'm saying? But we still got to take care of I said. Most definitely. At the end of the day, we got to make sure we stay elevating our mindset. Right.

And we can't be, we ain't in the wrong because we're doing his work right now. And that's why it is what it is. It's all about them gifts, man. Like they said, Bob, you're doing. gifts and talents will make room for you and that's exactly what it's been doing for us. Exactly. Find your gift, man. It's gonna reach y'all.

You know y'all not that chilling, but get what? Roll up. Get hot! This is 85 South. We'll see you, Mitch, just later. Don't cry about. 85 South. We're good.

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Nick. Yeah. How you doing? He's a father. He's a farmer. Come on. He's the pharmacist. Come on.

He's the pharmacist. Okay. My nigga, he's the plug. He got the drugs. My nigga, the farmer says. He got the, he got the what? He's a pharmacist. He the plug and he got all the drugs.

All right, man, so look here. There's a lot of people wonder what's exactly going on with this virus right now so we had to call the closest person we know who might know some shit about this shit my man lavar walker what's oh yo what up hello hello first of all i want to thank y'all for having me back it's been quite a long time 85 was you know been about 10 years a little bit well it's good to be back i came here straight from work when i got the call i was so excited i said straight from work straight from work i've been dealing with sick people all day You just throw this shit away.

Hey, no, no, no. No, no, no. First of all, I switched them out. I keep gloves on me. I switched them out. And there's a lot of niggas in here. We need social distancing. Here, there's niggas everywhere in here.

But I got off work, and I wanted to say this to the people out there. A lady came in with a child that was coughing. Okay, and she said, um, do you think there's something over the counter that? No, bitch. Take him to the... fucking urgent care. We are going through a goddamn pandemic right now. This baby in his spitting, leaking and shit all over shit. I had to get two cans of light scald to spray shit down and disinfect with bleach. Okay. Now, let's talk about coronavirus and what it is.

First of all, Donald Trump told us that there's a possible cure with a drug called hydroxychloroquine as well as a Zetromycin. Now hydroxychloroquine is an anti-malarial drug with no known mechanism of action. That means we don't know what the fuck it does. That's number one.

Okay, the Zetromycin we use for common cold and coughs, that's the Z-Pack. Okay, so that time you're all coughing in shape. We use that for common colds and we also use Zetromycin for chlamydia. You know, I'm sure a lot of you motherfuckers

But what would happen in using the combination of these drugs is a drug interaction that can cause, they can possibly cause what's called QT prolongation. Now, we're going to talk about what that is. Okay. We're going to talk about the heart beating and relaxing. Now, when we look at an EKG, you have points on EKG, PQRS and T. they don't have any meaning but it just shows how

the heart contracts and relaxes so when you go through the P wave and it depolarizes that's the first bump when it repolarizes it relaxes then it goes to the Q of PQRS

wave and that's the ventricles contracting and then it relaxes on the T wave now when you use this shit together, as you see, you had to do Q and the T, so the heart, bam, bam. When you put the motherfuckers together and that Q and T wave is elongated, your shit going to do like this. And it's not going to get out all the way.

You're going to tackycardia and fucking die. So that is what your president has come up with for a solution to this. Now, with that being said, here's my thing with this. man. I feel like I've already had it. I don't want to scare y'all. But this is... No, listen, listen. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Sit down. Come back. Come back. Listen. I feel like

a lot of people... Let me explain this to you. A lot of people are feeling like in February, I was in New York, working on the new show. Come back. I'm here. I did. Nigga, you good. I'm in spirit. You good. I was working on a show

in New York. Shout out that I talked about that later, but I worked on a show in New York, and I got back, and it was during the big laugh show they had down at the arena. You know, that show you went to with George Wallace and everybody on the show. I was supposed to come to that. I was wiped out. I had these flu-like symptoms, chills. I felt my immune system react because I was getting hives and shit, but I overcame it. And then this shit came out about this corona shit, and I was talking to my wife.

I say, yo, I think I've had this shit already. Now, I'm saying that to say we don't have enough test to test every person. Okay, it's not enough tests. They're only testing you if you really fucked up. If you older with comorbidities, you in the emergency room, they give you a test. Now, I'm saying that to say, the fatality rate right now of the coronavirus is 3%. We're focusing on the 3% of the devil. that are happening, we're not really focusing on the 97% survival rate that's going on.

And these deaths are in people with confirmed cases. See what I'm saying? Now, when you look at the flu, we've had 150,000 motherfuckers die from the flu, including babies. And people who've gotten the flu shot have died as well. When you look at the fatality rate of the flu is about 0.1. I could be off because I know you motherfuckers like to comment. No, it's not that. Fuck y'all.

Okay. Now, I could be a little bit off, but about 0.1.1%. That's because 120, 130 million people had the flu, and we can test for it. I believe, this is what I feel. Okay. If we are to adequately test every single person, we will see more, a lot of us actually have had this, carried it. and have survived, and it's a lower fatality rate. So that means if you got it, and you didn't even know,

your body has formed antibodies to it. So you are immune. See, they do shit called herd immunity. So, like, if I give you a flu shot, I'm injecting the flu into you. Right. I'm trying to see if you got antibodies to fight it. That's it.

Right. So when I inject flu into you, your body, your immune system comes, and it sees the flu it's like, oh shit, and he called the rest of your niggas, that's the immune system, and they surround this motherfucker and say, nah, motherfuckers

and it fucks him up. Now, once they surround them, they stay in this exact formation because they know how he's shaped. I'm just putting in your mind, so they all got hands on, and then they get rid of him. So if another one of him comes

back, they already in formation to fuck him up. Therefore, you immune. Right. So when I talk about herd immunity, what happens is would it be in such a high, well, to me what I feel like is a high survival rate, if people pick it up, get it, become immune, then we can learn about it more, come up with a cure quicker, and ultimately solve the problem. So you wrote motherfuckers

I don't want anybody to get it And listen Everybody out there Continuously protect yourselves Do the social distancing Wash your hands because At this point You said you had

No no no Listen At this point And it gave it to me No no damn And you Where that cough come from low You

Nigger didn't come from me I ain't coughed I ain't sneezed or nothing A lot of niggas out here Cove and sneezing Listen Were you here to say this is You had to call

I think you had it and you said, I felt fucked up. Hey, when you hear a dick, will you hear a dick of cough down? You'd be like, yo, what's up, man? This is what they saying. Man, that's my allergies. I don't have. But then the, but then the, but then the motherfucker. But then they say it was already in China around like October or some shit.

Yeah. Like October or November. Yeah, yeah. And I was in New York. So I, you know, I came back. I was in New York for a few weeks working on the show. And that's what he got it the most. And, um, I think I,

You know, I don't know. There's no confirmation that I've had this shit on, but I feel like I didn't get a test. So you don't even know, Liggin. I don't know, but I think that's what it was. And I've talked to several other people who said, yo, I went to the doctor. I felt like I had the flu.

They didn't confirm it. But this was before all this shit came out. Do you the pharmacy. You back there. You can test yourself. No, we don't have the test. I'm telling you. Ain't enough tests.

So a lot of people have been going to the doctor. A lot of people are going to the doctor and shit, thinking they got the flu. The flu test come back negative, the pneumonia test come back negative. And they're like, man, it was something. So a lot of us are thinking. We're just thinking. It's just a thought that we carry. That's what I'm going to say.

I know what you mean you say. But some people are going to be confused when you say you don't have the test. Tell them exactly what that means. They just don't, they don't have enough fucking tests. They don't, they're not, the only motherfuckers they test. So it's NBA players? Is it like a kit that you need to test for this? It's a kid.

They put, I guess it's a long fucking Q-tip. They swabbed the back of your throat through your nose, encapsulate it, and I guess they send it off to a lab to where they can spin it to see what exactly,

to identify. They didn't even have many labs that they can test for Corona. No, they got enough labs. They just don't have enough test kits. They need more test kits. So I already need these longer Q-tips? No, they're just test kits.

We got the tips. Oh, but if I can swab you, if I swab you I ain't shit I can do it What I'm gonna do You know what I mean We gotta run it through the test So I believe once we get more tests

And to an extent My hand hurt If anyone out there You know I feel for anybody that's suffered From this I'm sorry for all y'all You know your family I got elderly parents

And shit and your parents So you have old parents Right I do you old you must got your mom I know your parents old old like you you must got your mama

in a bubble that nigga mom in the bubble right now you ain't I'm about on a breeze machine so so look you know

please listen everybody continuously wash your hands sterilize so you don't bring it back to anybody and there have been stories

a young motherfuck passing out we had a couple young motherfuckers die Yeah, so You know, it's

It's fucked up It's really all about the immune system, bro You like how you say, bro But you got that shit I don't have that shit All these niggas are on top Y'all y'all on top of each other And this motherfucker

Y'all don't do this You put that shit in my pocket What's your skin, damn This nigga scary That's a motherfucker in North Korea That motherfucker coughed they They ended him That thing Levant Trump died

He said don't do this I'm like, nigger, this is how you fix the virus? God, damn. Man, the nigger had this shit, man. It's crazy, bro. That motherfucker had that shit, bro. I have no got that in charge of eyes, bro. Don't do that.

What you doing? But I'm going to say, man, this is, it's sad. I think the economic fallout is going to hurt worse than us dealing with this from a medical perspective. Say that again. Say that what? The economic fallout, bro. Right. Because I mean it's

almost crushing to the economy. And, you know, there are people profiting off of it. I don't fucking understand how they print all that goddamn money overnight. I do. Two trillion. Two trillion dollars. Two trillion. Like it wasn't shit.

That made that shit have been printed the whole time. Hello! print me so we ain't even got free health care this motherfucker schools crumbling roads fucked up yeah it's gonna get worse school school school system is we gonna be old people we're gonna remember when this shit was nice this motherfucker gonna be a project in about 30 more years this shit is saying bro my listen bro the school system is crumbling bro they print it that goddamn money because we not we not back by any standard yeah print all that shit make it four trillion you fuck them it's a lot of that shit put it in circulation so some of that shit

fall in my left. So I think that, I guess, do you guys got any other questions about this? You know. You did a very thorough explanation. I don't add a shit. I didn't say he had like he had it. You don't have

a confirmation of that, but I feel like from what I've read and what I've seen, I think I've had it and grown in a meal because I'm going to tell y'all's something, I'm going to keep it a buck. When you look at the probability, of you catching this right now.

It's 10.6 million people in the state of Georgia. We have, we up to what, are we up to 30 deaths? Is it 30 now? So at 30 deaths, so the probability you divide 30 in the 10.6 million, which would be like 0.000,000,000, 3,4,000. three, four percent, something like that. So you actually have a better chance of hitting the power ball than dying from this.

When you look at it from an actual numbers standpoint. Because they don't tell you how many people die from the flu every month and every month. Nigna, we lost 50, 54 babies. Influence, from regular flu. When? This year. It's been 54.

I just saw that report. In Georgia. I think it might have been worldwide or something. But we've lost a lot. We've lost a lot of lives to regular flu. So, you know, it's something weird about all this shit, but I would tell everybody, please, practice, safe, whatever. Wash your hands, sterilized. Social distance.

Because I did a joke about the shit, and when it first came out, motherfuckers was very mad, but fuck them. They always mad. Yeah, they always mad. You're an asshole, though. I'm not an asshole. I'm a good guy. But I'm so glad, man, I'm just so happy to be back here with y'all. And I want to tell you something too, man. I thought,

you remember you had your show it up that? Right. Nigger, I thought I was talking to this nigga for an hour. It was big crit. I thought I, I didn't, like, I don't know why. We was in the dark kind of. And I'm like, I'm thinking this

nigga the guitarist. He's probably having a whole dog. You know, I was talking to this thing. I'm talking a crick. I'm talking to crick. Like, yeah, man, He'd be kenneling on the guitar. And he kind of looked. It was weird, man. Therefore, I'd be safe, but, hey, man, this has been great.

Hey, LeBron, awesome real shit. We appreciate you coming through. No, man, I appreciate y'all. Get the fuck out of here, man. Yo, no, I appreciate y'all, man. Anytime, man, I'm out of you. Holding it down, man. I'm out, man.

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