The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - 🤣🤣🤣T-Pain in the trap! with Karlous Miller and Navv Greene

Episode Date: June 11, 2021

Legendary rapper turnt singer T-Pain stops by the trap to chop it up with Karlous Miller and the movie star Navv Greene. From Elon Musk to drifting to Khelani and more! T-Pain covers the spectrum in this jam packed - over 2 and a half hour - episode! Every moment is hilarious and T-pain tells some of the most amazing stories from his successful life an entertainer!Karlous gets right to it and gets strip club advice from the man who fell in love with a stripper and Pain speaks on the Bugatti that he really didn't even really like. Pain explains how he got Pimp C on the "stripper" remix and shares a hilarious story of that one time he embarrassed himself in front of 21 savage! Karlous Miller wanted to know more about WASCANSIN and expresses his appreciation for the hit song "I'm On A Boat"This is a wild episode where T-Pain suggest Jay-Z is in the illumaniti and asks the question would you put a computer chip in your brain? Plus T-pain puts us on game about the Bolivian special forces and tells us about his experience on the masked singer.In the last hour T-pain talks about the time he worked with Usher and tells the story of being at Michael Jackson's house for the first and ONLY time! This episode is going down in Black history and it all happened with T-pain drunk on wine! This is the coldest podcast! #85southshow #tpainHit Our Website for more info: https://www.85southshow.com/Get our custom merchandise: https://85apparelco.com/Subscribe To our Channel: bitly.com/85tubeWATCH KARLOUS' MILLER's COMEDY SPECIAL! https://vimeo.com/ondemand/karlousmil...FOLLOW THE CREWKARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/Director - JOE T. NEWMAN - www.ayoungplayer.comProducer CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/Producer - LANCE CRAYTON - http://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/It's Jon - https://www.instagram.com/holaj_o_n/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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From Black Effect Podcast Network On the IHeart Radio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast Nip a nigga fuck with that He better know Time changed everything between us So if I see you in the streets I got a bus

You used to be a friend of me One I can trust But if I see you in the streets I got a bus And about 18 and a half when I signed my worst contract, we heard from that. And till this day, they still distribute our first tape before coming out hard.

Now can you feel it? The coldest line on that whole album. Everybody then sold Coke, ran with a game, pimped some holes in, snorted a little cold. Oh, this one right here. Love head doctors and I don't mean a psychiatrist. Women with that lip grip, tighter than a gorilla fist. Man, that verse so motherfucking hard.

Eight balls snapped on. Can you play that right quick, J-O-N? We started this shit and we gonna finish this shit. Mental battle scars polluting my cranium. Water down fake niggas, I'm draining them and training them. This the one. We started this shit and we're gonna finish this shit. Y'all brought it up.

And then the strip on the trip. In my ham salmon started this shit and I'm gonna finish. Yes I am, damn it. We gonna slam it down to the video. Shit it is. Murder. Do you get deep within. How deep.

Shit, the devil stay right down the street. You ain't working with. Everybody speak for what? I speak for what, for what, you know, the brother's on the real pickup truck, then drag them to the slams like they didn't really give a fuck. I'm gonna break your quality.

We in here with it. We're in here, I'm gonna' what's happening? We're in here with it. My little brother, man. We inhale with it. 85-sap, man. Right now.

Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. We're built up, can't cry, nail, and pop out of the truck. They're gonna drop all out of the truck. Man, man, man, man, man, shit. Moving up, hit or a pad back when I wrote this.

Man, man, man, man, man. We started this shit, and we're gonna bring up. We started this shit and we're gonna finish this shit. We started this shit and we're gonna finish this shit. We're gonna bathees this shit, then we're gonna beets this shit. And we're fired in my cranium. Water down, fake niggins. I'm draining them and training them to the dirt bitch.

You want to get here? Yeah. Take the room. Not in my mind. Got one more piece for the bottom. It's like a little movie And dead of everything in a thing When a mother motherfucker

Try to touch me Anger when a petty player picker Try to fuck me Ain't beat A double layer of fat M-A C, nice With the mic and I Don't think you want to mug with me

Love head doctors And I don't mean a psychiatrist Bitches with that lip grip Tighten a gorilla fit Little shit I don't feel this one we're going to slain Real think gangsters make the universe Turned

Pop with it Your amount of hustle Turned wrong situation, turn hard, nigger the bitches. Oh, shit. Fought for everything I got. Okay. Work and make my shit hot.

No, you work. Yes, sir. You're up? Other niggas, man, cause they only sold a tape or two. Fuck who you ate. Swab got the hook up, cause Swab got the cheese, niggas. I'm tuck it. I'm tuck it.

I'm tuck in. I'm tuck in. You want to wrap around the back, because I know I'm moving up. He's gonna be, she'll come right back out here. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Let, appreciate it. Take a different. Uh-huh. Hey, waiting on me, huh. Yep. We're never.

I was just gonna chill. I'm scared me, man, I'm sorry. Y'all boys, y' boys. What's going on my je? Get it with you. Finally! Oh, Jesus. Hold up, man, hold up, man.

Play me some pimper for T. Payne, man. Play me some motherfucking pimping, man. I've told this nigga how luxurious the trap is. Oh, it's amazing. Look at this shit. I love it. I told you. And I tell you, shit was nice.

Look at Marvin Gay. Very accurate description. Told you, Nick. Absolutely. He got to hear that type of shit. That's the type of shit I want him to listen to. You know? Why he in here.

All right. Just soak up some of his ambios, man. Just because. Just because. I get it. I get it. Perfect. Perfect, perfect.

Man, I told you this shit was nice. You did it. This is it. You did it. You did it. I didn't know those whole houses back this motherfucker. Yeah, yeah. How you been?

I sure have. How the fuck you've been, man? I've been great, man. I've been really good. Yeah, I've been tired. Yeah. I think I got too used to laying down and sleeping and shit. We've got a lot to talk about it.

You know. Just enjoy yourself. I'm chilling, man. This is just banter. You let me know. You let me know. I'm here for it, baby. Man, I'm glad you made it through the pandemic and all that shit.

Yeah. That was rough. Hell yeah. Yeah, I got me a lot, I got a lot of extra businesses now. But you've been going hard with the gaming. Yeah. The drifting. I went crazy.

Bro, you were actually a dog on their fucking call of duty. The one you did with the revenge. Oh, yeah. That was, um, that was lucky. I've never played like that again. You was in your zone. That was it. It was just that.

I need a motivation. But it seemed like every other day you find it's some Motee pain shit that you got the end in there going crazy. Yeah. It's shit that I've been wanting to do for years, man, but I come. couldn't really get to it until I got rid of management and shit like that. Like I don't have management no more, I'm independent, I ain't on the label no more.

So it's all the way independent. When you deal with T-Pain, you're dealing directly with T-Pain. Absolutely, it's all my ideas, like ideas I've been had, and now I can execute them and know that they're actually good fucking ideas. So, you know, it's just easier to hone in

on some shit that you actually wanna do instead of some shit that everybody else think is a good idea and you don't even fucking feel like doing this shit for real. Man, let me make sure we're straight. Cat, how we sound. Knav, say something. Yo, yo, yo.

Man, this luxurious player right here sitting next of this money, nigga, Nab Green, bro. He's a movie star. He was in a hole coming to America, too. Didn't even tell Eddie Murphy him about me, bro. T. Payne, bro, I've been knowing you for a long time. You know I ain't the type of nigga that's gonna ask you for shit.

But that nigga was right there with Eddie Murphy them. Didn't even tell him about me, bro. We'd be on this show kicking flavor, too, bro. I'm talking about be bigging that nigger up. I don't put them on holes and air. Spell my language, bro. Everybody's motherfuck with this show, but, bro.

I didn't put this knick up on everything, bro. I ain't never asked him for nothing, bro. That's all I ever needed him to do. Like, bro, this is what our whole friendship been leading up to. Yeah. If not him, then who? That was it?

Nigger. Not Eddie Murphy don't have no fucking clue. He dropped the ball. Well, you do this shit from the T. Payne, though? Bro, T. Payne, my real friend. Ain't no fucking interview. This is my dog stopping through the fuck with me. You know?

See, you see? He don't know who I know. You might have dropped the ball. He don't know who I know. I could have been the, I could have returned to pay him, be like, Che Payne, one of the coldest niggas out here doing it. But, look, now I'm just letting you know who went here with her. That's what you're saying.

I told him that shit was gonna come back. You really gonna fuck with me now? No, I'm just saying, I ain't saying I don't, I'm just letting you know that if you were, he'll cool nigger, but if you think he gonna do shit, like tell Ed American them about you. Don't think that's happening. Right, right, right.

Count with them, don't count on them. There you go. There is, that's right. All right, all right. What Bernie Mac say? I know him, but don't know him. We go. I'm a damn shut up.

Hey man, welcome back to the 85 South Show. Oh my goodness. Look, wait a minute. First of all, wait a minute. Let me tell you what happened. Brough, T. Payne figured out how to work the DMs. He found out that I've been sending messages since 2016.

He hit me back and was like, y'all's still doing it. I was like, nigga, the shit just didn't get good. It's still on. So he was like, I'm coming. I was like, when? He was like, I'd be through there. I ain't said no address or nothing. I ain't know he knew what this shit was.

This is public record. He is in here today, my nigger, yo nigger, Mr. Buy you a drink. Mr. Teddy pinned her ass down. Mr. West Kinsen. I can't believe it. This nigga is amazing. You can't have a remix without putting tea paint

on that motherfucker. This is how much of a fan I am. I mean, your comments, arguing with niggins like, don't ever disrespect to him. I don't give a fucking don't. Nobody ever touch an auto tune. He has full fucking right. You had the time.

To that shit. You had the time. This nigger, you, the shit you do. She really think I'm playing when I'm blank. Can't take it for a real joke when I say it. I was like, then you came back. You fell in love with a stripper. Got too drunk at the bar feeling love with the bar table.

I was like, I hope this nigga just stop going to his part. Whoever he drunk around, he's gonna write a song about him. Yeah, no, that was a. That was a lot of that happening. Nah, man, it's, it's this real shit, you know? Right. You know, everybody tried to get me to go in the studio and just make songs about, you know, clever shit,

new words, to make up a dance real quick. I'm like, it's so much shit happening in my life. I'm just saying about that. Okay. All right, first of all, Umsprung did stupid ones. Yeah, that was pretty ridiculous. Pretty fucking stupid.

Everybody thought that was Puerto Rican, for some reason, when that song came out. I don't know what that is. I don't think that was, I don't think I give off Puerto Rico vibes. Like, I don't know. That shit, that's going to go back and listen now. That motherfucker fucking video came out. That was quite the opposite.

That nigga was dark. He did not expect that shit. Oh, wait a minute. Okay. This is something else. I've been a fan since, it's a robbery. Man. It's a robbery now.

Get over the ground. You got too much knowledge. Get on your pocket, nigga, that's one of the hardest songs about some robbery ever. It's like an anthem. Not that we condone robbery. Not that we condone the robbery.

We don't violence at all. If I remember correctly, it was only one of the seven-person group that had ever robbed anybody at that time. It needed a song. And we felt like, you know, why not make a mascot out of it? I don't know why we did that damn song. It's a dope song. It was a dope song.

It was a dope song. gonna come like, my brother came in the room, was like, I got it, and then we did it, and then, no, I got it. So, bro, you literally just fuck the internet up anytime you do a say something. Now the internet is going crazy because they just found out that Jay Cole is older than you.

How the fuck is this a topic? Because- Is your birth certificate getting leaked to something? Nah, I've been in the game so long, and since I came in, I had, you know, I had facial hair and shit like that. You know, when you come in the game, you're supposed to be clean-saving,

supposed to look as young as possible. I ain't get a fuck about that. I've been trying to grow a beard. Motherfucking 17 years. I'm not about to just, like, not. I'm not about to cut it off for a video. You know what I'm saying? So you came in the game.

Came in the game. Looking at age. Looking old. So now you're as old as people thought you were. Absolutely. Everybody, then now they're surprised that I was 19 when I first came on. And then, yeah.

Me too. But this shit is crazy. Because I'm like, I didn't just catching you up on the shit that I've seen. I appreciate it, thank you. You know how they had like these billionaire think pages and shit? They got this clip of you.

What they're talking about? You turned down this deal. Oh my God, okay. For this $20,000 deal. Thought they caught me doing something. All the shit that you want. No, it's like some inspirational shit. They didn't put the piano music behind it.

And they're like, and you were all like, yeah, I turned it down. I want to say in the piano. I like everybody's impression of my voice. I think that everybody's voice drastically changes whenever they're doing me. I damn, man. Oh, my. I understand.

Yeah. I'm about to be drunk in a second. That's fine. Do your thing. What's your drinker? Don't promote it. Fuck it. No, I actually don't know the name.

I've grabbed the label off. Liquor. And it's the world's, it's the world's $8. Well, I'm drinking. I'm drinking a Dr. Peppercorn. Pepper corn. Okay. I changed the name.

It's the ghetto version. That's fine. That makes sense. Hey, do your thing, brother. Hell yeah. But, nah, yeah, I mean, I don't know what it is, man. I think every time I hit the internet, it's organic. It's not like me trying to promote some shit, or it's just some real, you know, it's real shit.

Like, oh, shit, I think people need to need to know this. I think this would be funny as hell. And not, like, look at what I'm eating this morning, look at my food. Or, you know, look at this, look at that, look at that. It's always, like, back to myself. Because social media was never created to, be a look at me kind of thing. It's supposed to be our point of view.

Yeah. But it's just all selfies now. So, you know, the post does better when the actual person is in the actual post and stuff. But, you know, social media was about what we're doing and look at my view and look at what I'm doing it. But it didn't turn into a look at me kind of thing. So I think once I flip it back around and it's some wholesome shit

and people just gravitate towards that shit and I don't even know they need it. So, you know. You know, that's what, you know, social media is a good learning tool. It is a good learning tool. You're going to put this shit on social media. And I feel like at this point, you're a veteran of the strip club also. Yeah.

So, like, there's a whole generation of young men that's coming behind us. Mm-hmm. Give them some T-paying strip club rules. T-paying strip club rules. Make sure they take credit cards. If they take it... This has turned into a financial lesson. Absolutely.

I knew this was going to tell. Make sure the strip club take credit cards before you even walk in there. I see where this is going. If they take credit cards, that gives you the whole quality of the whole place, even the checks in there. The different shades, the different hue of skin, you can go in there and just ask them, do y'all take credit cards? Boom, if they do, stay in that motherfucker.

If they say we do cash only, immediately leave. Because it's dangerous. It's not only dangerous, everybody in that bitch got a disease. Every person, even the bitch taking the money at the front. This got dark. This got dark now. I thought this was on tax write-off shit. It was not. I thought he was going to be like, and then go back to your room and dispute the charges.

I thought that's what this was going. Don't do that. Don't do that. They know where you're at. Because when they take a credit card, they also take an ID. Don't do that. But don't take no money in there. always use their ones and when you get more than $100, check the stacks. Oh yeah. Check the stacks because motherfuckers have been putting $90

in these $100 bands and they call it like a 10% fee and shit like that, but I'm like-90? You got like more like 80, 86. It ain't a hundred. It ain't a hundred dollars. But you know what, that's the cost of doing business. You would think that. So what happened?

me was. So, I didn't notice this until I got back home. So I got two racks, just real quick. I knew all these bitches. They're kind of my friends. I'm not just going to pay my friends to do dumb shit that they do for free at home. So.

I like how you think. You know, so I got two bands. We threw 500. It was my homeboy birthday. Through 500, through the whole 500 snack. And then all my home girls came over there. So I was like, you know, y'all just want to go. back to the house, and I can just give you all there, so I don't have to throw it at you,

and degrade you in front of everybody. So, yeah, let's do it. So we get to the house, another $500, then the night ends. I get too drunk, I fall asleep, and then we keep the stack, right? My wife needed $200 or something in my kid's school. She takes out two of the joints. Why not? We got it left over.

She needed in cash, but she don't want to show up to the school with ones, like she was working at the club or something. And then she goes to the bank to try to change it out for bigger bills. They say, ma'am, there's only $9. in both of these. Wait a minute. Then I remember the chick

charged me for the two grand, right? Then she came back after that and was like, we forgot to charge you to 10%. So not only was there already 10% taken out of the 2 grand, they charged me an extra 10%. And you would think that's what price is doing business. That's just straight up fucking hustling.

For next. The lesson in this, fellas, is, you know, have your own strip club money. Don't depend on nobody. Also helps to have a strip club in your house where you can actually count shit out. Sit down and think about it. Get yourself some polls. Yeah, because you wouldn't cheat yourself. When you get changed at your strip club, you give out $100 bill.

Absolutely. And they sell them little cash registers, them little purple and pink cash register, the fished price joints. Just grab that. Assigned somebody wanted a little plastic credit cards and little fake joints and be about this thick. Had them slide that bitch And you keep your ones in there It's a lot you can do with this man

It's a lot you can do with it I don't want to give away all the game Because I feel like I feel like I have You don't know, but this is a lot of It's some game I gotta get from you How important are holes to making good music Not at all They gotta make it worse

You don't want to crowd yourself Now I'm not saying like in the studio Oh okay As far as inspiration Inspiration I would say you wouldn't get really anything out of that, besides experience. I mean, but...

But I'm saying, don't... I feel like holes would be like a little garnish. Garnish is a strong word. You can't really count on them for that. You know, because it could be some embarrassing shit. You know, you can go through your whole life trying to get that information out of people and end up being embarrassed to make you look bad.

And then, you know, some bitch would be wanting money. Like, how are you going to tell our story and I don't get no money out of it? You're making all this money out of you. I never tell on my hose. Like, nobody would ever know who was my hose. It's like Secret Service. I'm snitching.

I ain't telling. I would never tell on my hose. But you're going to go through this with me. Because most of it is just me simping, so I'm trying to. Bitch, you're going to, you're coming on this journey with me. Even if I was tied up, even if I was tied up with a group of strangers and one of my holes was behind me, I wouldn't even let them know that that was my hoax. If I was on a ship. If I was on a ship and then it like crashed

and then we was jumping off the boat, I wouldn't jump off and be like, that was my, I would never tell on my own. Why are these scenarios so? I'm just saying, that's how a street. You got a fucking James Bond shit did you with your bitch go? I'm telling you, man.

If I was on a motherfucking roof and then Bruce really showed up with a helicopter and the ladder and he threw it down and it was me and two of my holes and I was just like, I just, you know, I wouldn't tell that thing. All your scenarios are fucking action moves. the fucking action movies.

If it was me and Samuel Jackson, and I'm sitting right in front of him, and they're making me swear in court that these ain't my holes. And I'm looking right in his face, them ain't my hoax. Strong face. You can't, I don't think that's how they work.

I'm not telling on my holes, man. What if they say something? I'm denying it, because I don't know if they've been breached. We've been, we practiced this. They've been breached. They have been breached. What? She wouldn't say that.

She wouldn't say that. It's over. That's real. And then you fuck around and then you see her and then she got the distress look like. Oh, that's how I knew something happened. I'm burnt. They got me.

Code six, co-six. Alpha team, go, go, go, go. That's how it is. That never happened, bro. You don't never post a snitch on yourself. Oh, not it is. But if it, if it come to me and you, baby, you got, come on, baby, they got us.

Come on, baby, they got us. Come on, baby, babe, that's not, we can still see you, come on. They fucking got us, we can see you in the mirror. Hey man, how the fuck did you manage to have time to get on all of the remixes? Just back in the day? Yeah. I just was constantly in the studio.

in the studio. There was nothing else to do. He was killing this. I bought all my homies with me, so it wasn't like I needed to, like, you know, go chill or no shit like that way. Like, we brought the club to the studio. If you hear anything about me in Miami, we barely, barely is a strong word. Fuck, hold on, let me, uh, we went to the club a lot, but not as much as we needed to,

because we had club shit in the studio. And you said hose wasn't important. Oh, that wasn't. That wasn't. Brick, what's the club with no hose? A building? Nope, that's a... It's a club, it's still...

It's the building. It's about the stuff in there. The hose, that's the stuff. That's the stuff. The speakers and the fucking the lights, the fog machines. We had all that shit in the motherfucking studio.

So anytime we needed to see what the shit felt like in the club, right. Just turn all the lights on hit the fog machine, bitch, let's get this motherfucker fucking crack.

Gotta be hos in now. That's the end on that. They're not really. Okay, he's been breached. I'm fucking him. He don't understand that we never made it in the rap game. And we know about, we seen all the nice acceptance speeches and shit. We wanted to hear about, it ain't no platform

with black men could just be like, man, them holes in 03. That was the best year for holes. You was out here, dancing, you were singing to him and shit, and you're gonna tell us they wasn't important. You didn't see how disappointed that young man was. We were like, they ain't, so it ain't real? You mean bitches really don't like music?

No, no. You're questioning importance, that's different from saying where they're there. No, I'm just saying. I'm not asking you to, we're not, he was like, bro, he thinks we're asking to say these holes name. No. We're not even talking about hos that you knew.

We're talking about just hos who was at the show. You questioned importance. And you never even got with them. I just know at some birds, the ones that got away. Had to be inspiration. It was one time that there was three o'clock in the morning, Omaha, Nebraska, and some hose pulled up, and y'all went to the only Waffle House in the city

or something. Holes are important. They showed up with an ounce at one or two of them shows. I'm trying to tell it. You remember when he did that? I just know it was hosled to inspiration. Well, I'm going to let you end on the secret. Your music really helped me pull some holes.

That's what it was for. I was doing it for everybody else. Right. You know, I used it to as a better. I was making sure that y'all got the things that y'all found and deemed important. You know what I'm saying? doing a public service announcement, if you will,

and to let you know what's going on. In the studio. Studio. But when he dropped, I can't believe it, that's when I started thinking, maybe I can sing. I just haven't been trying. And it's not saying that you weren't singing. It's just that that motherfucker was so.

It made niggins. All the niggas was in the club. I can't believe it. It's y'all on me. Knicks were actually trying. I get it. I get it. It's a, that's something you want to do, man.

That's what I tried to do all that shit. You know, when I was recording that shit, I straight up thought I was fucking three stacks. I really thought I was doing something super fucking different. It was not. I was very drunk. And I just really. I love how most of your stories go back to that.

It's been a thing for a while. So I'm trying not to be known for it, but I'm just, I'm embracing the idea. at this point, you know. But you're so creative when you're drunk. I think you should just channel it and just be a creative drunk. I'm not sure, man.

It's about the shit that happens after in the creativity part. But you know, all the great people who wrote like all the American literature, they was all drunk. You think so? Man, Hemingway. Yeah, Ellen Poe? Edgar Allan Poe. These motherfuckers drank themselves

into a puddle of piss. I think Edgar Allen Poe was just killing bitches for real. He wasn't, but he didn't, but he wanted to real. He really wanted to. Nobody, like, looked into it. They were just like, this is some scary shit, man, put it on the shelves. That was, dude, this is fucked up. You were giving us anthems.

You know why, man? I know what I wanted as a, because I came up as a DJ. I was DJing before I was, you know, DJ Paying before I was T-Pain. So, I saw what was missing. and what people react to. I saw what tempos motherfuckers like and shit like that. So I already had the information.

I had the focus group. You know what I'm saying? I had already ran everything. I needed to run to know when I get in the studio, people ain't going to react to this. I've seen many people react to this and fucking every night I DJ.

Do this, they do this, boom, boom. I got all this information running in my head as I'm making music. So it was like a second nature thing for me. I mean, but other than that, it was just like I also made sure I liked my shit because I've heard so many fucking

over the years, I'm like, this shit I like too. And the shit that I like and the people jump to, I gotta make shit like that. So, a big combination of shit, but, you know, that's... I saw you DJing on, like, Twitch or something shit, on like a live stream. I DJ had a lot of different places. I ain't downloading no damn Twitch.

I'll just watch the clips that you want. You should download Twitch. It's very nice. You was on the freestaling and shit? I got all kinds of shit, bro. He'd be going stupid. You gotta do this shit you're right. Do you understand?

But niggas be like, dude, make this a song. Yeah, I mean, like that shit, you saw that was just my intro. That was the intro to open up the stream. And that was just like. You just fucking, you just drop greatness. Don't be trying to. And I think that's why it's dope. Because you can tell I'm not really trying to do that shit.

I'm such a fan. Every time I see you do some shit without autotune, I'd be like, if this nigga put the auto tune on this bitch stuff. I was, I really be mad when you do shit without that. I feel like you'd be letting niggas talk you out of it sometimes. A niggas just, yeah, a nigga just... You're the king of that shit. A nigger tweeted me and say, why you don't drop a textbook

teaching niggas how to use autotone. Correctly. You do understand when you had the fucking... The app? What's the app? The IM-T-Pain app? No, the motherfucker. I had that one.

The GPS one. Waze. With the T-Pain shit, the limited trial run. That was pretty fucking cool. I was mad as fuck when that ran out. Yeah, I didn't think it was gonna run out either. It was like, hey, you know this ain't forever. I was like, man.

Man, that shit. What was so fucking dope, man. I get it, man. I wanted, they talk about bringing it back. But they said I gotta do all new things, and I just really don't want to do that. That was 3,000 things I had to say. And just sing them.

And come up with the melody I'm singing in there. Like, nobody was there, like, say to this one like this. I had to. The mad singer, bro. The mass singer? You just went on me. just went on there and fucking people up. Why niggas be trying your vocal abilities like this?

Let this point. I don't know, man. They really be testing my gangster. You know what I'm saying? Sometimes. These niggas really think shit sweet. They really do. And I don't know why.

I've never known why. But they do keep testing my motherfucking gangster. But everybody fuck with your shit. They do. They do. They fuck with it more when they don't know it's me. That's the crazy part. Nigger, that's why I be glad

some niggas just listen to this show. Right. They knew it was me talking this kind of shit. Some niggas hate the game so much. They'll just look at the thumbnail and be like, I ain't gonna watch the me. Nah, I ain't fucking with that shit. It's so cold.

The game's so cold, T-Pay. It's so cold, bro. It's so many niggas who don't wanna see us do well. And we niggas just like them. But it only happens like that in our shit. Come on, man. I was just talking about that shit, bro. Like, I don't know why there's spots in our music.

You know what I'm saying? There's like such and such taking your spot. This person's the spot, the spot, the spot, this is, he got the spot, he got the spot, this is your spot, like, bro, you'll never hear, like, other genres doing that shit. Because we're running motherfuckers out the game. That's the cold shit for the young rappers to say,

oh y'all old niggas, sit the fuck down. But they don't understand these old niggas out there like me, like no, man, let's talk about buying homes and shit, bro. We will grow with you. We have children, too. We need rap. for parents for motherfuckers who used to be in the club

and now we're responsible adults but we still a little ratchet. You know how much imaginary dope out of soul? In my mind, I'm the most hood, nigga, you'll ever meet when I'm so hood. Come on. Imaginary dope.

Yes. You guys, sometimes, man. I don't know why. I don't know why we do that, bro. I really don't know why we kick it. We got to start. We gotta celebrate the long run, bro. Celebrate each other, man, but, you know,

I don't know why we got spots. That shit don't exist, nowhere else in music, no country music, you know. Because musicians got to understand, though. It's like, it's a young man's game. It's like, but the old niggins got the money. Yeah. We will buy that shit.

Yeah. It's always amazing when you see young motherfuckers with money. Man. It's always amazing. Rap for the 35 and up crowd. Just make some shit we can sit down and listen to it. That's it. I also wanna say, hey guys.

guys, um, we know you got money. We know. We understand. But you don't have as much money as you think you do. Nobody does. Nobody does. That's what I mean my whole point. You don't have as much money as you think you do. And if you do have as much money as you think you do, trust me when I tell you, that's not a lot of money. It's fine. I know you're doing better than you were doing and you're richer than you were but it's still not a lot of money. Talk to him. In the

scale of what we're talking about if you started talking about Elon Musk and shit like that, you got to understand this listen. That's 15 ranks you got on you. That ain't, this motherfucker got so much money. He tried to talk people in the band

another kind of money. Might as well, he got all the other kind of money. Yeah, that's, damn. That was, that's exactly what he did. He tricked us. I made my own money. We buy all this cryptocurrency. He gonna get all the cash.

Then he gonna wake up one day and be like, that shit is worthless. Yep. Sneaky mother-pric. Right, then he's gonna sell the money back to himself, and then he's gonna live forever because we were gonna all be his sacrifices, Bro, straight up, Elon Musk is going to live

to be like 200, for sure. Yeah, because he has already built the technology that's going to keep him alive until the fucking Terminator shows up. You getting that chip in your brain? No. You sure? Hell yeah. I'll probably fuck with it.

Bro. I just want to see what they do. I don't feel like they got return policy. I'm not putting... The only thing I'm putting... The only thing I'm putting in my brain is marijuana. I feel like they got a steady return policy that we can... can fuck with for real. I don't think it's going to be dangerous.

You would get a chip in your brain, right? Yeah. For what, T-Path? Absolutely depending on what to do. T-Pain, the only chip you should get is the fucking auto-tune. Bro, if this motherfucker, bro, I'm telling you, Elon Musk come to me right now and say, bro, you ain't even got to go in the studio no more.

Just think of a song and it's on wax. Do you, that's exactly what I'm trying to get you to understand. We have talked me into singing shit that I didn't know I wanted to sing. Niggie, do you know how many times in my life I have just walked around the house? You've officially been chopped and screwed and screw

and screw and screw I'm good I don't know so tripping This nigga really made us sing this shit Yeah He was talking to me I don't

You don't got as much money as you think you do. This is a... Now, you see, look. This is to all who it applies to him. He, he take everything personal. That's what I was telling you earlier. Like, you know, like when you go to the bank of him. Bro, wait a minute.

First of all, you got to understand that this is fucking T-Pain, okay? This nigga is super rich. A nigga gave away his Bugatti. That's how rich he is. He gave it back. I'm comfortable. That's when you know it. I ain't got a lot to worry about.

It ain't a nigger on this planet that can't name four of your songs. It's a couple people. No, it's not. Niggas had, niggas no T-Pain, bro. Do you understand you got that much music? You put out so much music, even the niggas who don't like you was like, now that one hard,

I fuck with that one. No, I fuck with that. You don't like all that robot ass shit, but, man. He did his thing on that one. When the niggas start rapping real fast, I fuck with that. It is some haters. It is some haters.

But I mean. Even your haters got one, that's what I'm saying. You got to have one. You got to have one. I do see a lot of people say, I don't really fuck with your music, but you seem like a pretty cool dude. Them the people I like the most.

Them the people I like the most. I don't even fuck with your music like that, but you seem cool. That's who I'll be wanting to hang out with. Shout to everybody had and tweeted me that in the hopes to seeing me one day. Cool on you, motherfuckers. What's your favorite song you made?

Oh, shit. Like mine or just ever? Shit. Well, shit. That's a move. Uh. You're gonna make the shit hard. Yeah.

Yeah. You're gonna start. Who am I to tell you what the else is? No. Whatever you picked the ounce, sir. They're saying my motherfucking show when y'all come to my shit. This actually is your show. We're your guests.

Okay. Okay, cool. Everybody get the fuck out. Y'all boys be good. What are you about to do? No, I guess my favorite song that I've done is a default picture. I don't know if it's a deep cut. You might not.

I know about that one. Look it up. It's called fashion. Um, so default picture for me, uh, song that I've done is probably Kiss Kiss. Oh, Chris Brown. Oh, Chris Brown. Yeah, because I, you know, just writing and producing that, just in a hotel room and then taking it out that. You know what's supposed to have that song first? David Banner. That would have been weird. That would have been weird. I'm glad he forgot about that too. He don't even remember it. I'll take it to him. Oh, You know what? Nope. Before David Banner, that was supposed to be for R. Kelly. Wow, shit.

T. Payne. T. Payne. Like, one different ranges, too, from R. Kelly and David. T-Pain. I'm just telling you who I had studio sessions with. I had made beats in the hotel. Then I had studio with R. Kelly. And that beat, like, the name of that beat was, like, R. Kelly 5 or some shit like that.

Like, I made a ton of beats for R. Kelly. Had studio with him. Arkelly didn't take it. Fucking studio with David Banner. David Banner didn't take it. showed it to Chris Brown. We recorded that bitch on the spot. So I feel like that was,

look at God. That shit went to another level. You know another line that I used to sing all the time when you were... I can't wait. When I pull up to the club, she'd be like, damn, 28s.

Woo! I had just got my first set of 28s. Probably was the first set now that you think about it. It was the first set. Think about it. Because even now they don't sell a lot of 28s.

No, no. Well, I had some 80s. Florida. I literally just gave away a car with 30s on it yesterday. I saw that shit. Yeah. What the fuck was I? He gave a-

My artist needed a car. He gave away shit all the time, man. I don't be doing nothing with it. Bro, I used to buy shit just to impress niggas I didn't give a fuck if I had it or not. Hey, all I wanted to do was show other rappers. The only reason I bought a boo guy is because Wayne had bought one. I was like, I probably can do that. Tell me about that motherfucker.

Yeah, I fuck with the cars, bro. You fucking the cars, bro? I saw that clip, but he was like, It wasn't my favorite. It wasn't my favorite. I gave you another voice. Did you notice? Damn.

Why have I been... Because I'm trying to find one. Alright, fucking T-Pen. Why did it, why have I been a hell to this voice? Because you got like 30 voices. Depends on how excited I am, man. Nah, that was, no, the Bugatti wasn't my favorite car, man. It was an 09.

And shit, what was it, like, 2011 or some shit like that? We hadn't reached a whole other... This is rich shit, man. I like how it's so regular. He's talking about it's like we didn't have Bugatti. Don't start with the bad shit first. Tell me about the first day

you got that motherfucker and you liked it. Let's start. You never liked it. I never liked it. This is the most niggerish shit. I never like, bro. I want you to get and just But now, the whole holes ain't important.

Nick, I want to just go find a motherfuckering 09 Bugatti Veyron and get in that bitch and you're going to be like, Oh, this is terrible. The seats, I'm a larger gentleman. The seats weren't super great. I tried to fit this motherfucker in there.

We went to the mall in that, bitch. I got to fit him in that witness shit we bought from the mall. That motherfucker looked like... Look at him. That motherfucker looked like a junkie car. That is a suburban. That nigga ride in a suburban. That's it.

Not a Tahoe. He uncomfortable in a Tahoe. Man, his little-haired truck. Suburban. for a seat by himself don't nobody sit behind him that shit on top

oh we got a picture after he was hot this is the type of thing to be outside holding the motherfucker sweating y'all hot you're hot you hot

we ain't hot but not like it had navigation in the rearview mirror but the shit that you had to put the navigation in was in the trunk

damn like it had a six disc CD changer no Bluetooth the shit was It was just fast, just a big-ass engine with a CD player. Damn. That's a lot of money for that.

But you've been drift racing now, though. I have been drifting. I've been drifting, man. It's been fun. I went to Dubai and saw that shit in person, like, professional do it. And I was like, yeah, it's that time. So I came back, start building shit. You know, I'm building cars and shit.

I see that. Every time you post the shit that you want to do to your car, there'll be people in the comments like, don't cheap ain't you shouldn't do anything. I was like, well, good news is. It's not going to affect you. This ain't gonna do shit to your car Your car's still gonna be the same

When you start watching the clip You'll be fine Don't fucking come in my goddamn post Tell me what you wanted to do with my car I get out of your car to come in? Oh yeah It's the playbook It's the playbook

What got you into that? Oh I've been I've been fixing cars bro I've been like because I always You know always had a raggedy fucking car You know what I was a kid so I'm a bad, bro Oh no you good

You got but you'd be singing this shit Yeah not tonight Tonight is different. We're going to see what strip club we can find. That's gonna be my new favorite. Yeah. I just fuck with you like that, bro. You're good, man.

You're good. You like the James Brown of the new era. You need to come talk to my fucking friends. That's fire, though. You're cold, bro. That's why we brought you here just to tell you. Because a lot of the artists don't get to hear that, bro. I appreciate it, man.

James Brown, though, that's. You like this. That's strong. See, you, bro, you gave us so many. We was in the hood with you. We was in, when you fell in up with the stripper. You had our support the whole time, bro. The whole, T-Pain, you ain't missed yet, is what I'm saying, bro.

I miss once. Then you represent us good, and you come out and you perform live, and you put the top hat on and play the piano, and then you can go on the view and make them ladies laugh, and it's just like, you're a nigger that represent niggas that they never thought would be the nigger that you are. There's a lot of niggas. I mean, yeah, that's how I mean, that's what I'm saying. Like, whatever fans you got support,

you just know it's a lot of niggins back there too. Hey, T-Pain, I'm so hood. I know you gonna sing that lullabody about shit, but my girl won't hear him so hood. Everything's in the show. I know, man. Everything's in the show, we're trying, man. And that's what I'm just saying,

we appreciate, you bringing that creativity and shit like that. I appreciate you. Come out, come out, guys, come out. So, bro. Come on, one more time. We're doing one time. Come on, T-Pain. That was fucking terrible.

I can't believe y'all did that. This is a fucking roach man. Yeah, that's something else. No, that's some outside bugs, man. Don't put that out there like we got. Don't put that out there like we got roaches, man. That shit came from outside. Wait, why?

Because, man. Now, that was some kind of bug that bites. I just saved everybody life. I don't want no credit, though. I like how nobody in the room got scared. Oh, shit, the cops in there. The cops in my office. What happened?

The alarm went off. Is everybody okay? I hope so. Damn it, T-Pain. Hope they don't think I'm in that bitch. They surround in that motherfucker. They don't know. I don't know what to do.

Cut it off. Or let them see if somebody in that bitch for a... You didn't take a sip? Uh, only one. Only one second. Somebody's gonna figure that out. God damn bug and scared T-pain than the police show. God damn it, the police.

Uh... The police show. Holy showed up. Huh? You want to stop off me? Yeah, yeah, that'll go up there, huh? You want to step up there? No, no, no, my wife gonna go up there.

She got it on her. Are we good? We good? Welcome back to the 85 South Show. I am in here. One of my favorite entertainers. Entertainers are strong. You're entertaining, bro.

Because you easily could have said like singer or Nah, I've seen you be entertaining. That's strong, I appreciate that. You're the only nigga that can perform at all the awards in one year. You can be at the Hip Hop Awards, the Soul Train Awards, the NDACP Awards, might catch you on that gospel show.

You do all this, the mad singers, the Vue, MTV, you're a cold nigga, man. We didn't have some shit. Then you'll fuck around and be at the spring bling or some shit. Yeah, they're still going. Then do the home. coming at the HBCU. I gotta go back to family for the homecoming.

Exactly. Just a real nigga, man. Don't do what I can, man. Didn't even like the Bugatti. Damn, that hurt you in now. Tell the truth. We didn't, we didn't. I still ain't got old.

He'd been grinding for 12 years. Talking about that Bugatti, that's all. You're grinding for the wrong things. He got it on his vision board and everything. Yeah. You got a Pinterest. You didn't came in here and crushed a dream. Oh, you shit.

Oh, man. Hey, man. Now, man, I'm not than I think about it. I gotta cut him off. First thing he said, y'all ain't rich as y'all thought y'all would. Income tax season. Tee Pee Pee.

Tee Pee. Now it's not the time, bro. They're fanning out their BBBs, man. I really don't think this is the time to be telling people they're not rich. Niggas have scammed for more than they have ever. I get it. Loose a nigga watching this shit.

Who? Man, buddy, got me fucked up, right? I know exactly how much I got. County County this shit, 70 times. I am not him, man. I am not. Hey, now, I ain't one of them. I ain't one.

Hey, find a 20 in here, I'm a pussy. Who that? Who that? Find a 20 in here I'm pussy. Bray mrs. Boy, you just open your DMs up to all the trap, boy. Please, man.

Hey, Lowe, what T-Pain saying? I ain't heard a motherfucking thing. Tell him, now Hunter Strong got the street, no record did. Absolutely. You're the fuckers are Elon Musk. What? Please.

Boy, them niggins know me. Bought that out with me, boy. He's throwing it out in the streets now. It's going to create this whole thing. I'm glad I can bring it to the show. T. Payne, so, Doc, you just figured out how to work the DM. I did figure out how to work the deal. So, look, check this out.

You just get in now. What's the first interesting thing you see? Nicky Minaj. Boy, stop playing. Nicky Minaj, 86 weeks ago. You? That nigger's still a number. Yeah.

T-Pain, that's two albums ago. It is. It is a minute. 86 weeks ago, all she said was high. I'm like, no way. That was the opportunity. That was the opportunity to do right there. No way, bro.

Like, she was like the first one, like the first blue check I saw, Nikki. I'm like, Nicky Minaj. No fucking way. You couldn't even say shit back, huh? I did. I said, what up?

Look, the scoop on the age. Yeah. Boom. Oh, how the turntables. God damn it. You know what I would have to head away. She said hi. I don't know anybody hit it with a long-ass.

I would have hit it like I already knew it. Nick, this still you. It's still you. What's up, big head? Oh, shit. You know, she got a nigga now. I didn't want to go. I didn't want to hit it with the,

what I wanted to hit her with. So you know, you want to respect the household, baby. You know what I'm saying? You just want to. Hey, man, you fuck me up. You fucked me up on the gram the other day. Well, I haven't had to look again because you had posted this shit with Kalani. Yeah, yeah.

She was like, I can't believe I got a post, I got a song with T-Pain. I'm like, what are you talking about? I'm thinking that's her post. So I'm like, shit, it's amazing, you know, I put that word. Hold up, this is his shit. Yeah, my damn powers, love. No, no, bro, I be talking big shit in the comments, man. I'm thinking it's her post.

I'm about to spit big game. You was going crazy. You were ready to spend? You'd be shooting shots on Instagram? No, it's just certain people. You sure? Yeah, only women who are. Everybody we've said, you've admitted to shooting a shot.

Nah, bro, it's just, I can't do that. You sure there's a heavy array? No, I only shoot. I only shoot, like, long shots. Half court. It's got to be to the moon. You're going straight to Rihanna shit. I'm telling you.

Okay. I send Rihanna messages on the regular. At least once a week. All I need to sit. All I need to see in the messages is see. I'm in the game. Long as, if she's, if she opened anything, my, guess what my name is, Mr. Fitton.

You're hitting that Rihanna bi-weekly. What? Towardly. Kill them. I follow the makeup page and everything. She gonna check one of them. Bro, every time they drop something on that, on that page, I'm in there with the fire emojis.

This is beautiful. This is beautiful. I can't, I can't. Do you talk like she's talking back? What? You having a conversation. Yeah, he's talking to him damn self. Yeah.

Wow. That is talking to himself, having full conversations. Yes. Yeah. But this beat is Janet Jackson, though. It won't beat a nobody regular. He screenshotted and put his response over to the other side, make it blue. Only DMs I slide in are the women who was on TV, who was famous.

who was famous before I got in the game. So you go for just unobtainable. But it's, I don't, most of it is obtainable though. This thing is said Janet Jackson. Yeah, I'm sorry. Halle Berry. You see the shit she'd be talking about on Twitter? No.

I know she see the shit, I'm saying, because it gets so many retweets and likes. How's she gonna ignore it? Burr, I'm on her neck. I'm on her next. I feel like if the next three posts, if I read, really just get creative with it. She's gonna at least hit me with a LOL.

I'm this close. And guess what LOL do? That leads to a follow-back. And guess what follow-back do? D-M. So guess what I'm about to do? I don't think. Open the flood gate. Come on, man.

You know what's gonna happen though? Why she follow you? I need you to be on my side here. Once she follow you and hit the then go to the DM. She's gonna see all the fucking previous message since fucking 2017. I want her to see. I want her to know.

I need her to see how long we've been here. I ain't said nothing to be embarrassed about. I was only uplifted. I feel like you don't know that. My game's, my, I got what you call complimentary game. So it just gets better. Complimentary game. Once you see how long I've been down.

Inconsistent. You just been down for a long time. Yeah. I don't never get in the DMs being disrespectful. I don't think that's helping anybody in the whole case, to be told that. I just don't think. Yeah. I don't think that's a real factor.

Everybody's looking for. Oh, he'd be hitting me for three years. That seems stable. Believe it or not, though, believe it or not, that Janet Jackson shit. He put it another way, Lord. But what I'm saying, though, is like, when I saw the Janet Jackson post.

Yeah, that seems like a perfectly sane human being. But I get with you, man. I'm still with you. Don't get that shit. I'm still with you. But I see what he's saying. Obviously, don't believe him. This worst case is there.

But if you think, well, like, when I say, I saw the post, like, Janet Jackson, she didn't have a lot of action on that tweet. I was like, this Jenny Jackson, she deserves more traction. Ooh, that's a bar. Shut the hell up. That's not better. That's not making it better.

I see it, bitch. And then it was like the fans... There's no business in there. And the fans were giving me enough interaction to keep it going. It was like, I see you, Loz. I see you, Loz. Appreciate you letting me borrow the Bugatti the other week.

Bougatty the other weekend. They was throwing so much extra gas on it. Something. No way. Right. Wow. Wow. How many retweets is that now, Lowe?

T-Pain. That shit really, I think it was up to about 3,500 last. Oh, you're really? Probably about 5,000. That's it? Come, go, go, go, go. 5,000, but like, people were saying shit. And then I know people liking it, too.

Right. You know, I do my thing. I'm good with the words. Watch out, Mr. Jackson. Hey, I'm really a worse. Watch out, Mr. Jackson. Don't bless him. Once, one of them.

Ain't one of them. Hey, bro. What a bitch is start leaving billionaires and be like, I'll be cold, I'll be fine. Like, I just feel like unobtainable right off the bat. Just don't even, don't even shoot, bro. You're trying to, you're trying to shoot game winning shot from the whole. See now, see now, see now, see now,

wait a minute. Stay focused now. It ain't negativity, it's reality. Now, stay focused. And I want y'all to stay here on this plane with me. No, see. No, man. I want you to talk.

Get your man. No. I want you to stay on the reality plane with me. Okay. I'm just saying he ain't gonna shoot my dog now like that. The fantasy is over with. So now, check this out. He's been there.

We're trying to go there. This is one of them less. And I'm telling you. And I'm telling you what it look like on the other side. I'm telling you. This shit is, okay. I'm telling you, T. Y'all niggas at the bottom of Mount Everest.

Oh, I don't want me, this Jesus works. Y'all niggins at the bottom of the shit. I'm going to put my nigga at the bottom of the shit. Fuck it, y'all in the middle. If y'all see me coming from the top-looking, disappointed bitch, turn around. See, Paine, what you're seeing up there, bro? Hey, hey, bro.

Brother, a bunch of trash bags and dead bodies up there. Get the gun, good. Let's go back to the bottom, bro. I'm here with you, my nigga. Y'all want the whole hands on the way down. I'm here, bro. Ain't shit up there. She up there. She up there, but I got to tell you, man,

it ain't, it ain't where you want to be for too long. Hypothermia's up there, too, because you don't want to meet that bitch at all. That's a cold bitch. He broke it down in a good way. Everybody was like, man, Gifty pain in the trap.

That's even a kiddie. Dren nigga that came and shit in all everything we've been working for. You think you got? Ain't no motherfucking man. You're a never fucking man. Oh, the bad, bitch. All this right, damn!

This nigga just really can't, you think the bitch bad. I'm telling you, I'm telling you. What was at the point of that? God damn it, T-Pain. Obtainability. T-Painability. You don't just... Bugatti's ain't shit.

I gotta take the shit on my watch list. Don't say, okay. Maybe we need clarification. Here's a section of clarification. All right, bet. Bugatti's are fucking awesome. My Bugatti was trash. There you.

All right. I bought it used. All right. It was used up. You can't do that. It was used up. You could do absolutely. Because the car mold to your personality.

I don't think that. I don't think you know our cars work. Stop getting a little bit better than that. Now I'm giving one more. Give me one more chance. No. You didn't cut them off? Yeah.

Seepane, you'll shut your heads with nerve. I just want you to know that. I'll let you know off the top of what we used to do. the top of what we was dealing with. We back. I appreciate it. Uh, yeah, so mine was asked. Definitely, definitely shoot, man. Shoot your shot. I'm just saying.

T. Payne. I don't want you to be, you know... Pre-marriage, who you shot your biggest shot at? Oh, nobody. I've never shot the shot. There you go. That's why you're talking to that side of doing it. Keep in mind, I got married the second I turned 18. So I was already married before I even got in the game.

I didn't have... That nigga's smart of here. Oh, it just did that. It just wouldn't happen. I'm terrible, bro. I'm the simpiest nigga alive. I don't... What you mean?

I'm the king of the sims. If Drake album was a person, it would be me... Bro, I don't be hiding that shit. My wife hollied at me. That is like, hey, say black. What's going on? What's going on?

What's going on? No, what the fuck it is? I don't be talking to chicks, man. Bro, what's you drinking, man? Cheap. Brug. He's a target. I'm just sitting here just like.

Imagine how many niggins like, man, I gotta spit that shit like T. Payne at these old. Oh no, the songs I make. That's all the shit I would want to say if I had me. Seems like a great opportunity to vent it out. Oh, you ain't never thought a bitch a drink. Oh, yeah, all the time. Like, but not the fuck would have. Oh, no, yeah, nah.

Just because I had enough money too. I was like, hey, you deserve a drink. You pretty bitch. All right. So you... He didn't care if nothing. It's an answer. That's the whole new song.

I want to be your friend. Yeah. Nigger friends are on yourself. Bro. But that's the, but that's the whole thing. But that he's so boozy. But that's the whole thing. That's the whole thing.

When you talk about, like, value and if bitches was important in the whole shit, like the bitches that just chilled, you ain't got to fuck them, ain't got to fuck them, ain't got to worry about no feelings later on. You ain't got to worry about the feelings later on. What's that shit you're talking about on this song? The bitches you chill with and just hang with, that you can cut, the, the bids that you hit up and you can call it, bro.

The real ones. The ones, the ones that, when you get caught lacking, they go up, you know what I'm saying? Like them, you ain't got to worry about none of that shit. You're talking about, like. Them the important hose. Whoa, wait a minute. Yeah.

No. Keep going. Stop, because you didn't took us, we didn't know we was gonna end up here. I'm trying to bring it full circle. Take your time. Uh, what was your concern? Because I wanted to make sure.

He been lost, he didn't even hit his story. Yeah, I've been fucked up since the 09 Bugatti. I've been fucked up. I was disappointed. That was a minute ago. You did wake up in the new Bugatti? Oh, uh. Well, fuck.

Well, it was new to you. That was his Bugatti. He said he's about it new. No, but they used his for the Bugatti. Did you know that? I saw it on an article. That's him. That's what I was trying to get you now.

That whole thing was so fucking good. I didn't, I said, look, man. We don't let it go. We're just saying. You don't understand. It happened. That whole thing was really crazy. But no.

The chick that you can just cheer with, man. The chicks that he ain't got to worry about nothing else but just fucking being there, just being a friend. Them the important. When you say, when you say important holes, them the important holes. The business that you just fucking and getting out of the way and they just come through the studio

to fucking sit there and smoke everything up and drink all your shit and then fucking go back to work. They'll be, that's important. Right, let me clean this up. We're not talking to, what you want to make the bitches you need. Not talking to any of the ladies watching this show. We are only talking about the specific bitches

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or wherever you get your podcasts. You know, Well, I mean, it's experience, man. It's coming in contact with every kind of person and figuring out which kind caters to you and, you know, not caters to you, but which kind fucking fits you the most and, you know, the people that, you know,

I always say get people that fuck with what you fuck with. You know what I'm saying? Surround yourself with people that fuck with the same shit as you. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like, if I get on your team and I, me and you just, we start hanging out together

and I don't smoke, you're going to be like, okay. No, I'm not, because you keep pain. I mean, you know what I mean. I told you, if the, if I was it. Like, the only reason I'm still smoking is because you're like, nah, this shit cool. It was cool. But if you would have been like, man,

that shit fucked with my auto tune. I would have been like, It fucks with my auto tune. He got it already. Not my throats, not my bronchial cords. It fuck. Do you, it's that fucking deep, bro. Okay, so if I was,

like Chico, as if Chico didn't smoke. Does Chico smoke? He don't. That's the my be. I'm telling you. Okay, in this instance, I'm wrong. Bro, do you-

Alright, so let me give you a situation. At some point of the time, everybody who is on the staff quit smoking weed. That didn't make me stop. I was gonna show them what would have happened if they kept smoking. Well, nobody's gonna make you stop. Yes, they are.

I'm gonna make me stop. That's what I was trying to get you to understand, bro. I'm smoking because I'm at a point in my life where I'm like, yes. I'm at my yes face What's their yes You ever been in like a race Where they just like keep going

You don't know where the fuck the race Going to but you're just in that bitch And you're in shape And you look good And you got your motherfucking Nike's on And everybody's like Keep going Yeah

And you're like fuck I've not I've not had any of that I'm just saying I used to ruin this shit But I'm just saying See that's this is a marathon You should have led with that

Yeah So I know what the metaphor was But you ain't going to hang out 24-7 with somebody that I don't fuck with the shit you fuck with. You are right. You are right. But do you understand that everybody not supposed to... That's the shit that creates art.

But you got to figure that out. Yeah, I got to go through. I understand people are different. That's the one thing that made me different. Yeah. You know, everybody got their own world that they live in. So when we break in this group, everybody, everybody, gonna go live in the world as they see it.

Absolutely. And then if we can like come together and understand that we don't have the same shit, that's what the shit get dope at. Because he'd be like, well look how I do it? He'd be like, nigger, how the fuck did you do that? All right, bet, I'm gonna do this shit that I do, and then you do that shit you do it,

and then we'll do this shit, and then we'll do this shit and then when we get together, that's the shit we do. Like this. Let me hit this. I'm telling you, man. Telling you, man. It's this, let me light it again.

I'm telling you. No, I'll fuck with it. I'm fucking with it. I mean, yeah, it takes definitely people from different cultures and different aspects of life and shit like that. Bro, that's what make black people cool because it's like, you sprinkle two weird niggas in there.

And then you really, like, shit ain't gonna work if you don't have two weird niggas. You gotta have two weird. One gotta be like, like, real world smart, and then one got to be like hood smart. but still kind of like on some gig shit. Okay. It's okay.

Just. I like the diversity amongst black people, is all I'm saying. We are the two weird niggas with you right now? I think, I think so. You are. You know, I definitely, I know you would. Because you'll be around Eddie Murphy for all this and not even mention your boy.

God damn, man. What I haven't done to you? That's a solid callback right there. That's from the top of the show. T. Paine, bro. You got this other song that's a song that was supposed to be like a parody. Like, that bitch, I'm on a boat, shit.

Yeah. I fucks with it. Did you fuck with it? Nick, I, I fucks with it. I was like a white people anthem. I can't stay. Like, I'll be on... That's the thing I was about to say.

Nigger, I've been sneaking on boats. Just to see. I can't get on a boat without playing that. And it's like, I ignore the white. Like, illegally? No, I'm just, no, like, we'd be renting boats and shit, T Payne, out of town. Well, that's not sneaking.

Okay, you know, okay, you made the town like you. I don't just be like, we on a boat. Like, I wait till we out in the water. You said you'd be sneaking on boats. I thought you was walking up to the doctor. I didn't want to see how he analyzed you were really. This man got me fucked up. He thought you sneak over the boat.

I thought I'd be sneaking on boat. I'm thinking this nigga going to. fucking midnight. Press play and then you bounce up. With the motherfucking ski ass going on. And then I'm just on that motherfucker. He just on a boat. Come on, T.P.

Come on, T. Pay. And just got the phone to us. Yeah, I'm on that. No, that's what I was saying. I ignore the white people on the song. I just focused mostly on the part you're doing. Okay. Well, that's cool.

I brought a different aspect to it. Yeah, that's the part that I be playing. Okay. All right. I feel you. You can hear the darkness in my voice. I know you. That makes sense.

You don't have to convince me, Tepan. Okay. Stop drinking this shit. Yeah. No! I need to put this down, but you gotta stop drinking that. Put it out in this.

That shit might turn it to a whole nother guy. The blood just swell up. We can both stop at the same time. It's that motherfucker dry whip. That's the science project. Oh, shit, no, I appreciate that, man. Got some real shit. That's some real shit.

Hey, man, I really like what's going on in here, man. I fucks with it too, T-Pen. Some cool-ass shit, though. Bro, tell me about West Kansas. What you call me? What? Wisconsin? Yeah, Wisconsin.

Yeah. Okay. Um. That's a university now. It is now. It is now. See how a segue? That was pretty good.

That was a good segue. Working on it. Yeah, you got it. You do what you do. Um, no, Wisconsin, man. It was some shit that kind of blew up out of nowhere. Like, people from there say that shit like that. And nobody else knows there.

So they just thought I just made some shit up. Right. Like, you know, it's like people from Montana, they say Montana. Yeah. So, it's just like that. But you did. But you did. You did try to compliment a bitch with some spaghetti sauce.

First of all. You said Prego. Okay. That's the spaghetti sauce. Not 100% sure you listened to the song. I'm going to just call you. Why you bluff on this one? I miss this one.

Yeah, motherfuckergo. That was the only Spanish word I knew at the time. And I flexed it. I flexed it. You were a real nigga for that. I appreciate it, man. The engineer that recorded that song was Bolivian. And I was like, man, I got, I didn't need one.

Wait a many, bro. Just one motherfucking. You know some Bolivian, nigga? I know one Bolivian. And whoever's on that old, that old video game. What was that fucking? What the niggas like? What the niggas like in Bolivia?

Um, oh my god, you have seen Bolivian Special Forces? Yeah, I don't know. Somebody got to look that shit up, because that's the scariest Motherfrey. Bolivia and Special Forces. Bolivian Special Forces is the scariest-looking shit. Bro, can you, I, wait till you see the shit. Oh my God, you're gonna, you're gonna shit out of your dick.

What's gonna be- Stop, wait a minute, wait a minute. T-Pane, wait a minute. It's the analogy. T-Pane. T-fucking pain. Wait a minute. You already at the bottom of the mountain.

No, this is one of those moments. This is one of those moments where we have to ask, who the fuck taught you that? I don't know where you got that shit from, but you can take that back. It's the liquor. We're not going to let that shit. It's not this particular liquor.

I just know when I get real drunk, I always piss out of my ass. T-Pain, stop. T-Pain, you stop right now. You stop. The hangovers are crazy. You ever never had a wine hangover? You don't cup.

T-Pain. Bro, have y'all never had a wine hangover? Who is with T-Pain? Hey! He's not claiming her. You know what? If y'all did not had a wine hangover before, y'all need to make wine. T-Pain, you gonna put that fucking wine down right now.

Y'all-old is that what's fucked up about? T-Pain. We want what's better for you. Niggas, man. You know what? Niggas and pissed out of their ass. I was in years of you, T-Bank. A niggins.

I'm pissed out of their ass before. T-te-pain. Y'all niggins ain't got enough water intake. T-Pain. I'm sure that that is some kind of condition. I don't think so. I believe so, Che-Pen. I think it's wine, water, and Mexican food.

It would be a perfect combination. T-Pain. You get drunk enough, hit that taco bed at 4 in the morning. You're gonna piss out of that ass. You are living. He's saying, like, no, he gets running through the city. Like, you say, never had a watery shit? T-Pain.

Y'all niggins. Oh, everybody solid shitting in there? Where are we right now? Okay. Solid turds. Every time nobody know what diarrhea is. You gotta stop eating baby food. You gotta stop eating baby food.

T-Pen, you're going through some shit. You gotta put some mustard off the stuff, man. I'm just more truthful than everybody in this fucking room. T-Pay. That's what's going. Maybe we're adults and we have a fiber intake in our diet and we keep our shit together. I don't think so, man. We all living in the world trying to keep our shit together, literally.

I know y'all niggas ain't eating one bit of healthy. It's one vegan in this motherfucker, and that's it. T-Pain, and even his shit has a firmness, too. I know that. That ain't fucking true. Niggins shit, not plant-based turns. I'm not hearing it. I don't want to hear it.

I heard they're square. Just square. These come out and juice. Plant-based, plant-based cute shit. I'm hot and he's drunk. They can reuse it. They're whined. Then your neck started getting warm.

That's how you know. Oh, shit. My neck getting warm because it's thick-ass jacket. Cheapain. I can't say T-Pain is comfortable. He's coming. I was comfortable when I walked in this motherfucker. Hey, man.

They just gonna take that clip out. You don't understand the abuse I have taken and people just like, hey man, get T-Pain in the trap. I'm like, I've been told him. After he pissed out his ass and shit out. Oh no, I've been, I don't know if y'all know. I had my people call y'all to tell you. I've been reporting to the FBI this whole time.

Everybody's under arrest. Get the fuck on the ground. The way shit been going, the way shit been going, I wouldn't even know if he was playing or not. I'm sitting here like having that moment on blow. Out of all the niggas that came to the trap, they sent T-Pay.

They knew he was going to be star-struck. Hey, man, but just know, if you ever had to do that shit and it was me, don't never do it. your voice. That's an auto-time moment. I want you to hook that shit up and be like, hit that bitch, boy. Don't tell me that, bro.

I don't know. Don't tell me in your voice, though. Like, sing that shit out. I'll just have to get a quick snap-jab. Come on, man. A snap jack. It's not that. How would you tell them, T?

You would have to sing that part, bro. It's a, uh-huh. I wasn't even going to ask you to do no shit like that, but Nav did. Get on the ground. That's how we... There you go. See, now look.

Freeze! That you're on the fucking ground. See that? You be quitting the shit on it, but look I ain't coming about. It's intimidating. Oh, guess what I'm doing. First three days I'm in there. Working on my verse for the re-lily.

You're gonna take it deal. How did it sound? Where are you working on your first day out, John? You can record it on the phone in there that's snuck in your ass. It's gonna be a lot. I guess Ryan then finding. What? Did you find it?

The videos weren't that good. What? He's looking for videos, man. I'll find it. We need glamour shots. Don't worry about it. Now to believe, this is what I forgot to tell you earlier. I already got the chip in my head.

That's why I always got it. So I saw it already when you said, I watched it. You just pulled it up? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That ain't it, man. He googled it.

He went on his way. He didn't go to YouTube. He wanted them things. It's his last thing. He wanted them motherfuckers who Google shit instead of type it on you. instead of type it on YouTube. Yeah, since the last day, since they've been. They just watch them fuck up in their life.

Wasn't nobody gonna help them in then? That was just the reassurance right there, that was it. They're gonna have a no fat. You remember the episode with T.Pain? You brought your dumb ass over there with him. That's it. He wasn't even finished walking over here. Teapain was like, ah, that ain't.

That man got good a eye. He went over there and picked up the motherfucking laptop. I'm not. I'm not, three bottles of wine is when it goes down to fucking tubes. This is the first. Imagine what it's like. Man, you fun as a mother. Imagine what it's like, wait till I actually get drunk.

Y'all think this episode's going to end? Y'all niggins is crazy. Your drink out of the bomb. It took me 54 minutes to get over this bitch and I came an hour early. Fifty four minutes. Bitch, I live in Roswell. This shit was a trip. Rush hour, too.

What the fuck is Roswell like this? It's an hour away from me. Don't tell nobody, for. I'm tired, god damn it. Welcome back to the motherfucking 85 South Pole. We in this bitch. I'm high. Hold on.

T-Pain wine drunk. Nope, it's over. Give me a second. I'll be right back. I don't know where the fuck he's going. Keep on, go ahead. Finish the thing you were doing. But anyway, Nav over there.

You set me up with this one. No, bro. I told you. I enjoyed every minute, but you said you. I'll be telling everybody, about you, man. But Lord, but tell the truth, man. You know, do you know T-Pain?

I'm saying, but do you know T-Pain? Yeah, boy. Have you ever met T-Pain? Exactly. Exactly what I'm saying. Exactly what I'm saying. T-Pain, do you know Nab Green? Do you ever heard of Nav Green?

Do you know, you ever heard of Nav Green? Oh, what? Uh, once. See, check this out. Mm-hmm. One of the coldest niggas out here, man. I'm talking about a creep. creative mind.

You see how easy it is now? It's just easy. That's all you had to do to Eddie Murphy. This show, you don't even know T. Payne, and I'm telling this nigga how great you are. He don't give a fuck. Okay. But it's not my job to make him give a fuck. It's for me to give him the information.

That's it. Nah, I know, you never, you taught me a lot of shit. Oh, not a nigga, go. Oh, okay. He told me everything I know. Not everything I know, though. Damn. It's literally that simple, though, man.

Watch what I do next time. If it's the next time. You think they're going to do a three? Like, you think you'd have made it to three? This, this, this nigga think he didn't have made it to three. They're casting right now. This one, this one didn't work out as much. The arrogance.

The arrogance. Wow. Now, you know. You think, you're gonna be in three, Nick. Kudos on the confidence, bro. I just want, I didn't want to do that. All they're gonna slick, woke, script. It's like the cousin take over the movie.

Okay. Oh, so you ain't pitched yet. You ain't pitched yet. Well, he's not answering back. Okay. Hey, T. Payne, my nigga was down now. You gotta leave D.L. My nigga was down there in the movie, bro.

Down the, I ain't saying with them for, nothing, bro. I'm talking about for weeks. He was in the whole movie. whole movie. That was a crazy shoot schedule. And then I know, like, they had a rap party. I know they did. It had a murphy in them. Everybody drunk.

It was just getting along. Brough, not only did he not tell it. He didn't even say nothing to Arsenio, bro. Now, that's, okay. That's just... I had my 85 softwood on. He's lying, bro. All the pictures that he didn't post it. He said the one

to you. He's not, let me make sure I get one. Let me make sure I get at least one with the 85 sub-butter. No, what are you saying? Since all the truth coming out, T-Pain, I don't text this man 19 times. He have not responded to nothing, didn't he speak to me like we've been talking. T-Pain.

He hasn't been fucking with me. This after the fact. I don't believe anything you said. This after the fact. Wow. Wow. Wow. It's great.

You don't turn the nigger who didn't even know you against me now. Bro, do you know how many people fucking hate you? Like the fuck is this? Wait, not you, nigga. I'm talking to in general as people, nigga. Hold on, you know how many people who hate you? That you never meant you because they're going off of a story

that somebody else told about you and they never want to meet you? Like that, not maybe you, I don't know. He's not ready for this type of shit, man. I'm trying to put you up on game, brother. Oh, fuck me, hey, oh, you won. I'm never coming back. I'm never coming to my way.

I'm trying to heighten your level of existence. Oh, it's one thing when you get these niggas laughing at me. But you got this nigger joking me. I'm trying to take you up the mountain, brother. Man, fuck you're walking down the shit. I didn't say don't go halfway. It just don't think the top gonna be super dope, brother. Man.

Final call, beam five. So the 85% is hate me. I'm the only motherfuckers that love you. They love you. Oh, my God. I appreciate y'all for fucking women. They do. They do.

They do. They do. Fucking hilarious. They know how you are, though. They do be knowing. They do be knowing. We got the stories. Evidence the back of that.

I damn sure ain't seen no 8 to 5.5 hoodie. See? Here they go right here, T-Pain. They hard, too. I'm talking I on him. Look. Ain't shit on his hoodie. That's how much he hate our shit.

Literally had it. Literally. Literally had the availability of the exact same color. Right. With the logo on it has. Oh, guess what he'll never get, though, one of these Areola jerseys. That's hard, though.

That is pretty fucking R. But you'll never get, though. Oh, man. I feel like I can fit one of those. That's my old team. When T-Bain shot your dream, now who adds your back? I'm on here.

Nah, don't do my nigga like that. No, T-Pain, we're talking to you, not me. This is already my partner. I already know him. You just met him. I'm gonna take myself out. about the equation. Yeah.

Didn't seem like it was my spot to be in the middle of y'all. You were a tricking motherfucker, bro. You're a tricking motherfucker, man. I feel like if you heard it from somebody. I feel like this friendship is doing better without me is. No, you helping.

I came to bring the light, brother. You helping, bro. Shout out to my squad, man. Oh, man. You already know a team on with. Oh, shit. Oh, bro. Nah, don't ever change.

Yeah, I bet. Y'all niggas is mad wild, son. Y'all niggas is mad wild, babe. Word life. Bro. So did Nicky Minaj's hit you back after you hit her back? Or are we going to get some? No, I think she got what she needed.

She's going to wait 86 weeks and picks you back. Probably. Be ready, though. She might hit me with the, yeah, with the tables have turned joint. Be ready, though. I don't think so, man. You got something on deck for her? No, not even a little.

Well, you know she wants something, though. I don't know that. I felt like it was a clearance thing. I think you should do it. I do want to do it. Yeah. I do want to do it. Me and Nick had a little spat back in the days,

but other than that, I think we're good. I thought I didn't do it. But it's Nickyman nine, bro. You should, bro. You should. I mean, we're good. It was never like a thing thing. I think it was just me, I think it was just me something

and just like, I shared my feelings. She hurts your feelings? A little bit. Tell the 85% is what happened. It wasn't like... You don't want to bring it back up? Yeah, it's still in my... Bro, this is what the 85 South show is for,

so black men can fucking talk and get shit on the hour with shit. I think I met Nicky, I think I met Nick in like 2007. And we had just, you know, we was about to work together. Yeah. And she had stopped responding. And I was like, Nick, let me know what's going on. She was like, hey, I'm an artist too, and I'm working on my shit.

So, you know, maybe she'll... And I was like, oh. And I heard your feelings. My heart. That was it. T. Payne. She did me about trying to work. It wasn't like a malicious thing.

Maybe I was in love a nigga Rennash. T. Paine. So like you, so when she says she busy, you took it like, she curbs. No, it wasn't like, busy. I was like, yo, just a quick little version. She was like, hey, I'm working on my shit too. Shut up. And I was like, all right.

She didn't say that. She obviously didn't say it like that. It was a quick. text back, and I was like, okay, I'll just wait on her. And then, what's the day? And she hit you. She might have been ready to be like, fuck that shit. Probably, I think I took the shit too much to heart

and I just never hit her back. Tiepain, don't be like that number, man. I told you I'm a simp, man. It's not, that's just how it is. You're talking about I can't hear Jen and Jackson, but you out here acting like that with Nicky Minaj. I'm acting like that because I was actually talking to her back and forth.

Janet Jackson, she got a, she's not many messages she gets? She didn't hit shit. She seen me talking to her. She seen it? She caved it. Girl, it ain't like she saw my shit and skipped it and replied to the level. No, I never, I ain't never have, I ain't never have, like, no. She's definitely skipped it.

She's, she's been up there. Don't coming down. Hey, come on, get your bad. Janet Jackson saw your shit because he was trying to get rid of that red badge on the app. Don't never let nobody talk you out of Janet Jackson. What if I'm her type? You're not. But what if I am?

What if she been fucking with the show? She's been fucking with the show. She's just been waiting on me to say her name. She don't fuck with you. I bet. Y'all niggins remember this moment. That motherfucker went from Jermaine Dupon to a billion. And she gonna wonder why I'm always,

every time we go somewhere, I'm gonna look right in the camera. I'm gonna buy you a dream. Every time we go home. Got Jenny Jackson with me. Yeah. That motherfucker went from JD to a billionaire. She clearly likes short bald niggas. bam.

I'm not sure Jay. Was JD bald when that happened? Yeah. Definitely. He was bald. No, you in there. I tried not to fuck with you. I can't work.

Come on, man. Bro, she didn't have every kind of rich nigger. She ain't had a real one don't. You can't know. Don't they turn out. She already rich. What the fuck I need to show up? Richer than her fuck.

So she can feel like I don't need her. She's watching this shit right now. She won't. take care of somebody who's going to appreciate all that money and shit. You ain't not niggas, who's going to show her this shit. Who? Come on.

Janet, look, he fucking with you. You know how a girl's in? She ain't even had a nigga make her grits the way she likes them. She don't want nobody coming in there trying to claim her on income tax. Did she tell you that? Did she tell you that?

She don't want the nigger trying to come in that claiming her on the income tax. Bro, you think Janet Jackson pay her income tax. That's how small your mind is. You think, you think Janet Jackson pay her income tax. Absolutely. Hell not.

She has an accountant, man. That is a woman. Oh, not her, obviously, but the god damn it. School them, Lord. You know what the fuck I'm saying. She gonna go goddamn, before we do anything sexual, what you think she's gonna do? Pre-num.

Get all my business straight. That's not. She's not fair to fuck with me and all my business is not in order? I do you going now, yeah. She own masters. You think she's gonna let me out here, man, get the fuck out of here.

That's before we even do anything freaky. All the way before Just nothing NDA and all that All of this Come on man Before you all even fuck She's in the house

She's in the house One of one of them green vizers And some glasses Keep talking up I see you got a motherfucking charge From a shoe club You think it's a joke When I'm laid up like this

And I'm smoking a good bagwood And she walk around In the gas house Janet Jackson booted In the gas house You all the way in the gas house T Payne said it would never happen Why you always bringing that up

Because you just don't know. You just don't know what that nigger said, baby. Lay down. Get on my chest. You're going to be in the pool house. She's going to be walking around. So you think if I'm her nigga, if we're not in the big house?

No. T. Payne, you got me fucked up, man. You're not about to sit here. I'm crazy with me like this. I'm in the big house with anything I'm fucking with, T. I'm not a pool house, nigger. She's going to. But you got to get loose.

I know I got what this shit boiling on to I tried to hold it in This man You're warm And you're mad Come close This nigga is gonna tell me

I'm a pool house I I'm in the big house In the big bed This is load You want to retweet You hate You hate

T-Bang I know you know Some cold niggas But where I'm This is your first time I'm in the trap You better look at that wall Marvin Gay

No. Look how you're looking at it. Marvin Gay like, nigger, T. Payne talking real crazy. Niggins said pool house. You're in the pool house. Bruh. She's gonna statement you, bro. Okay, man.

She's gonna statement you, my nigga. All right, man. Where is that man? T. Pay, I'm in... Is Stetman alive? I'm in that big-ass... Look, just know. I'm in that big-ass house.

The front house. You don't even know the situation over there. I didn't gotta know. I'm fucking in that house. That's what I'm saying. I'm not supposed to know everything. That ain't your business. That ain't, I don't fucking live that.

Brough, I'm the weekend nigger. I got keys to everything on the property. Who ain't talking to? I don't even come in the front. I drive up the back, I park back there. Boy. Niggins, like them when you come in, you still ain't gonna see all the pictures.

Hey, Payne. I don't give a fuck what kind of woman they are. They like real niggis. I get it. Yeah. That makes sense. That makes a lot of sense. You think it's all these successful black women out here.

They got everything they want. Mm-hmm. Except a nigger. They don't want all that. I got to tell you, man. Fuck all that. I'm showing, I'm the Navy seal of black men. I show up and fix whatever, whatever nigger she need in that role.

I got to tell you, man. All right, T-Pen. Anything is possible. Anything is possible. No, you need to apologize. I apologize. You was out here, you was married at 18. I was in these motherfucking streets like Spider-Man.

That's cool. Look, T-Pane, in 03, I was doing this. I was doing this, Ocean and Coochia. I was on a little boat. I was just running away from Coochin, T-Pay. I was like, stop, stop. And then I slipped a little bit. And then I was like, oh, my leg.

I'm in the little, oh, this ocean deep. Oh, I'm in this water. Somebody, I'm about to drown in this. Whoa. You had a dog. It's separate. Teapain, I was out here. I ain't in the back of the house type.

This one I get you, man. They don't want to keep this shit secret, T-Pain. Yeah, they do. I'm talking about it. No, they don't, man. You do all that. He's still. He don't know where I've been and what I said.

Hey, man. I ain't look, man. I get it. I get it. I understand. I just ain't. T-Pain. Trust me, man.

Obtainability is a bitch. And let me tell you something. Tepin, if Nicky Minaj told me she was busy, I wouldn't even be mad. It wasn't like a busy thing. She was like, all right, I'm busy, I'm gonna get back to you real quick. She's like.

She ain't gotta get back to you real quick. I bet don't, no, not real quick. I'm saying it how I said. It wasn't, it wasn't a malicious thing. It was just like, stop hitting me kind of thing. Tepang, how many times did you hit her though? It was, it was a couple. That's why he's shitting on you, Lose.

He'd get up easy. Oh, no. A couple was a very, very drastic understatement. Not a story yet really. Yeah, it was a lot. I hit her a whole bunch. T. Payne. Round it all for us.

You think I'm gonna blow Janet Jackson inbox up like that? Absolutely. You having a whole conversation about yourself? You and her, inbox, like, you ever wonder what hot dogs come in the package of nine? What kind of question about you asking? Hot dog buns coming in 10. Why you ask for that type of shit in general?

Look how he knew you? You're just saying. I ain't even change your voice for you. That was just, that was straight up me. So that's what it was. It was the boy shit now. That's where it started. It wasn't that.

That wasn't where it started. I'm only hating because your beard growed evenly. T-Pay, this ain't got shit to do with me, man. No, he's funny as a motherfucker, right? You love to see people try to destroy me. I knew you was gonna find, I knew you. I think I've been on you. See, my face!

Look how he switched on you at the last time. God damn! Oh, wow. I don't know what the fuck I did to T-Pay, man. Look how he switched on you. That was a tent. The whole thing was a test. You're fine. Get out.

I knew something was wrong. Look how relaxed his security is. Yeah, T-Paint's probably gonna kick this guy's ass. Yeah, I'm taking the night off. He's a little guy. It'll make light work. Yeah, they'll figure it out. I've been training them. Oh, this fucking show.

Jesus Christ. Man, you had to come here. Yeah, no, this was on the right. You had to. Because now people can stop asking you. Uh-huh. I don't know what the fuck. They thought was going.

Like, I told them that you said you were on the way. I did. And here you are. Here we are. What you got coming up? Uh, man. There's something up here, bro. We need some auto-tune shit.

I'm doing it. I'm literally about to, oh, God. It's going to be something. It's been long enough, T-Pain. In September. You can't give us a hundred hot songs in a row. Don't give me no shit. Don't give me no shit about this.

Why not, T-Pain? Don't give me no shit, but in September. Do people call you T-Pain or just Paine? White people call me T-Pain. I'm black. Black people call me Taddy and... For real? Yeah.

Niggas, niggas, three stages will talk to you like they've been to you. This why... This why I did. Teddy! Because I'm a nigga. I thought that was for the holes. Teddy? Yeah, like, I know the rest of it.

I've been trying to actually get rid of that name. Teddy pin her ass down? Yeah. You're super rapy now. You sung it a lot. Yeah. I didn't think about it when I first came up. Especially in this council country.

I've been trying to slide a little bit. Yeah. I've been trying to slide a little bit. You can just throw a little bit on the end. Teddy pender ass down, if she wants me to. With consent. With consent. With consent.

With consent. Teddy pender ass down with consent. Yeah. Rolls right off the tongue. Yeah. Nah, but. Teddy Pender's down. her ass down because she asked me to.

Because she asked me to. So, niggas were calling you, Teddy. Yeah. I just call you T-Pain, bro. That's shit hard. That's how I'm making me feel like you, feel like a nigga can fight real well. I can't fight, no.

I'm not super good at fighting. Can you swim? No. You can? That's how much I can fight. Look, I'm gonna get out. I'm gonna get out. Don't say that on the show, man.

Oh, no, I'm telling it. But if somebody throw you in the pool, you're gonna get out that motherfucker, ain't you? Yeah, so you know how to swim enough to get out that bitch and get away. That's a great man, bro. Because trust and believe, trust and believe, I keep it on it.

Hey, whoa! Tepin, Tepin. I just wanted. Tepin, you have turned to an uncle at the family reunion right now. That advice just was going right here and went, Who? He's gonna get out on this.

Hey, they've been drinking that one hand talking, just like the uncle. Hey, look, run up on me. Literally just said. But just no. I keep that on me too. Cause I know how niggas is, because I used to be one of them.

Because I know how niggas is. He probably can't fight. He's trying to throw them niggins off. Right. He looked, he looking for some action. Relax. Look, don't nobody. Fuck with T. Payne, bro.

Please don't fuck with me. This is a national treasure. Just let it go. And we still. We still have a long way to go. Yeah, just try not to fuck up the money. Bro, you're one of the old people. Nobody watching this saying I swang on T-Pain.

It's niggas you watching. There's so many niggas that's saying that right now. I guarantee it. Most I'm from my hometown. Bro, I should just go around the room and just ask everybody what's their favorite T-Pain song. Everybody got one. There'll be nine different ones.

And niggas are starting arguing. No, fuck that. Like it, like it ain't. like it ain't his news. That one ain't shit. That nigga had PMC on the, PMC on the, um, on the, uh, on the, uh, Stryber Remick.

Come on, man. It was so crazy. The stripper remix, the stripper remix was supposed to be me and one other person. It had a hundred niggas on it. Yeah, no, why? Because my A&R hit me, and he was like, bro, who you want on the remix?

And I gave him a list. If you can't get PemC, get Paul Wall. If you can't get Paul Wall, if you can't get our, but then he just went and got everybody. Right. The motherfuckers are when they got everybody, and I was like, I was like, bro, this song long as shit,

and it was like, you think people ain't gonna listen to the end of this bitch because we can just order it to where, it's just like when the news come on and they'd be like, more about that story at 11. This is 9.30, what the fuck I want to get? And they're like, look, put the motherfucker and everybody wanna hear and they'll listen to the whole thing.

And God damn it, that shit worked out. It got to the point where everybody Everybody in the rap game had a verse on that bitch. It did. Everybody in the rap game had a verse on that shit. I didn't think that the shit was going to work out like that, but it absolutely did. That shit worked out.

Excellent. You know, I was really scared about the fucking video. I was like, no way all these motherfuckers are available on the same day. It worked. Everybody was available. Nobody. Niggas were looking forward to it. We got the T.

We got the T. I'd probably stay out there at about Thursday or something. Man, I ain't been out there in a minute, too. Well, do we shoot that at? Is that in Miami? Yeah, Miami. Yeah, Miami. He remembers because even he got some pussy,

that was Miami. That was Miami. Hell yeah, that was Miami. I know that was Miami because I'm going to get that. You got a thing. Look at that. Hey, hey, everybody, everybody, I would never forget that. Mm-mm, hey, who.

I know for a fact. It was actually West Palm Beach. Yeah, that he said, actually. He don't cross his leg and all. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, hey, hey. Hey. Well, I've been walking with T. Bain ever since.

Boy, I've been on the road. He was like, I killed with that nigga down. I've been on the road. I've been on the road with that niggins say, oh, seven. Oh, shit. Me and this nigga been on the road said, oh, seven. Yeah.

You ready to prove that boy. Yeah. And then he got more stories than T-Pain. Alright, I'm gonna tell y'all about the night. I met my baby mama two times. Two times. I met the same bitch two times. What?

More on that story at 11. But look. Hey. What people don't know, T-Pain is a black belt. That, oh, I can't fight shit, it's a trick. I got it on me. This is really just just a just, that he's drinking.

Okay. All right. I want y'all to know that. But now, I mean, think about being a jit coming up in the South and then fucking UGK Show, I bet your video. Like, bro, this is my second fucking single, bro. Like, what? Big Flex.

No, I'm just like, Thanks, T. Pei. Because he, he was like, Tepein being down on himself. And I'm like, bro, I'm not being down to myself. I just know what came before me. I know what, you know what, you know what, you know what I know what royalty is.

You see P.M.C. show up with a motherfucking, one of them razor, and I got down the fur coat, nigga, you're gonna be like, bro, I can't believe this is happening right now. And he is fresh out of jail. He was fresh. At your shit. And he, I told you, everybody was looking for his shit.

He had missed a hundred motherfucking things in jail, bro. You could have went and did any one of them shit that you show up at my shit. And I'm like, I don't even know how the fuck this is happening right now. He probably was talking shit in the jail about your video shit. And when I get out this motherfucker, man, I'm going to fuck with that young nigga T.

man. And I don't wear no motherfucking cotton draws neither, nigger. Yeah, them young niggas waiting on me with a hundred thousand, god damn it. They want me to get in the video fucking all the bitches, man. Ain't got to be in here with you fucking niggas. He hated them bitches. That was fucking hilarious.

He hated the bitches. The chick that was around him. Every time we did a motherfucker take it, it was like, hey, y'all bitches ain't even moving in this bitch. Y'all bidsch need to get the act together Y'all, you know, in fact, bring me new bitch We're like, we don't have new bitches You took the whole budget,

nigga we don't have other Just come in there, this bit He only had two Yeah, we had, we had, we had, the bitch was alternating rooms Wow All them rooms Each other, come on over

And come to the next set Who else are surprised you that came? Arkelly That sucks to talk about now Why can't we just openly talk about this now? Jesus, go on It's just got dark. I'll kill it.

Bro, I mean... You're going to say it again. We was going to bleep that one. You're going to repeat that one. You're going to repeat the shit. Brother, but you too, going to take this whole shit down, man. Everybody, everybody except for, like, Paul Wall, not because he was a... Grace said one.

Because I already knew Paul Wall, dick. I already knew him. You know what I'm saying? I knew you were going to be a mom. He did a bunch of... He did a bunch of songs with my artist, Young Cash, you know what I'm saying? So, you know, when they started, you know, making grills together and shit and cast started promoting the shit, so I already knew, you know,

I already knew Paul, but to have people come through and just, like, really show up and shit and really, like, take the time. Nobody was rushing. Nobody was like, all right, I'm done with this shit. It was, like, everything we asked everybody to do was insane. And to, you know, not be the center of attention, you know what I'm saying? Like, everybody that actually wanted to be there and be a whole group together. That shit was, I couldn't.

I think I'm gonna have another day like that, like, for a while. Yeah, you are. You probably got three of them songs that you ain't even put out yet. Probably. You see how optimistic Lose is? That's the type of energy, man.

That's the type of energy we need. I like the optimism. He gonna have some shit. So do you say he can fuck Janet Jackson? That's not even the gold now. I feel like that's always been the goal. First of all, I gotta correct you because I need her to know that if she ever is disrespected

that I'm gonna take up for, and I really What the fuck you got against me, man? I don't got nothing against you. But what you're not gonna do here, you're not about to talk. Talk like that. Bro, I'm gonna wish my life. Him and his security go, I could have me out of.

I don't fuss at this man, but you. You just don't understand that the ass-whip that they got coming for you is coming either way. You didn't say it so much of the wrong shit. You have no idea the pain that's in store for you. That's why he over there getting comfortable. He's really stretching because he's gonna fuck Yeah, first chance he gets.

Alicia's just making your date. Yeah. Oh my God. But hey, at the end of the day, Alicia gets me T-Tay. Who the fuck you to introduce me to? Oh, shit. Appreciate you, yes.

Oh, my God. I don't want the episode to end without saying thank you to this. Oh, yeah, I told you, see. Pleasure me. What on me, man. We had a ride, my name, we had a ride. This thing, see, I could fucking muck. We had a crazy ride, bro.

Man, he don't even know. You might want to slowdown. More people see him on this show. I'm trying to tell you, I'm perfectly motherfucking fine, though. It wasn't empty. This is a motherfucker. No, no.

First of all, these are small-ass cups. We got to step it up in this motherfucker. Whatever, man. We need the red cups. That's why they gave you three on? No, I took three of these. I stole these. Did anybody give me these?

Walked around this whole bitch and stole something I'm not about to walk out here empty-handed Hellroom job Hey man y'all You're all the rest of the cups It's gone I'm telling you there ain't no more cops in there

I looked everywhere Hey man y'all give You y'all give T. Payne something This y' niggas got some secret compartments or something Or that nigga Starbucks cup ain't really a Starbucks cup It's a lot going on in this bitch

But I'm trying to tell you You got motherfucking looking long and hard now I'm fine Oh no shit Oh yeah he got his job My dog, man. See? My fucking I got his job.

God, Hey. No, give him the other, no. Give him that. See? You just saying this, nigger, T. Nah, see, that's exactly what I'm talking about. Every time you try us, we have to show you that we are exactly what you say we're in.

It was only four cups in that fucking... It doesn't matter. You're the only nigger who wants some cups. You act like we're having a birthday party and we're out of cups. There's enough cup. You got an extra cup. You got an extra cup. I don't think anybody I don't think we really was pressed for cups you think we would have just freely gave away two cups I just feel like y'all have enough water bottles to we have snacks on deck we got water we got we got

him man hand him there hand him there you go find this nigga cup we ain't never seen you oh man he got hey man he got a man he got a man Don't drink that water now, it's flat. It's flat. Oh, shit. You got it? You figured it out? This just the part of the show, man, where we pay a tribute to the hood,

and we just drink a caprisone for all the single mothers who let us spend the night before we was on. I'll fuck with that. I'll fuck with that a lot. Sometimes I think about all my old flings and their children. You know, they were.

I was a little one who wasn't messing with their mom. That boy was two. He graduated, man. The boy big, man. Graduated what? High school. Oh, okay. He's six, seven.

He got a D-1 scholarship. He still remember you? He always hit me like, hey, pop. But his mama don't know. Oh, okay. I'll be like, how your mom did it? She's like a Facebook thing. She's doing good.

It's not like a taste like a Facebook. You just gonna tell where all this is happening? Everything's on fire. No, I'm not. That just made the chicken ready. Okay. Oh, the cat. Fucking time.

Oh my God. Man, you sung the hell out that Maybach music too. Put my heart into that one. I felt, I felt strong on that one. That was, I felt like that was gonna be like a, like a nigger anthem. It was. You always on the nigger anthems, man. I gotta be, man. It's a part of it. It's a...

I can not explain this. The metamorphosis of a nigger. There was a point in rap music where niggas had to call T. Payne. Had to. You needed him on. You really wasn't doing shit here. I'm not sure. Hey, man, there was a point in time what niggas had to call, like, Timmerland and fucking Farrell.

Like, he called me. You got to get... You got money, getting blow it. Come on, man. But I ain't called your show. This a way. That's always for pit bull. You have made me seeing so much shit.

That's what I'm saying. Like, these things, like, the shit that I'd be making, like, fucking got money was for pit bull. Pitbull didn't want it. Good. I didn't want him on it. But that's what I'm saying. Like, I'd be thinking I'd be having, like,

I be thinking like, bro, you're gonna love this. I didn't want, I didn't want pit bull on that. And that fucking, um, Lo was for fucking Nellie. Do you understand that that- No, Lo was for Nellie, and he said it was corny. Nigger! Okay. You got to talk your shit to these niggas, T. I ain't trying to go on there,

I don't know what I'm not talking to no shit to nobody. I'm not talking to any shit. I should of just being a good boy. These niggas don't fuck up. I don't think they're, I don't know. What bag were you in when you were like, Shotta had a map of bottom jeans? I did that song and Shalda in the same night.

Now, Shardy is a ghetto love anthem. Oh yeah, can apply. Yeah. Now check this out. Wait a minute. This is gonna only confirm my sentness. Listen to the words of Shardy. Even though you're not my girl.

Y'all niggas, Ben knew out of the same. And you didn't. call you my shoutty. You y'all niggas been new it. Nobody paid attention. If your niggas would have just paid attention. But then you got tough on the next line and I can't sit like when you was like I beat his ass. Why would you, you was going to fight the nigga? Because if he's doing, I mean obviously her actual boyfriend was going to. You really felt that strong? I beat his ass. It's my bitch. And I can't stand to see you treat it bad. I beat his hands. I can't stand to see you treated bad. I beat his hands. I can't stand to see you treated

I'll beat his ass. That's when you see, it's when you got a home girl, a nigga putting his hands on her and shit. It sounded like a side-nigie. It's one of my favorite hood songs, because plas came right on the niggins side. I pointed at the donk and totally it's supposed to be your. Hey, but when he did nothing that we ain't supposed to do.

That's why and let you go, you're not gonna tell her home. That's where the shit got deep. You had to stop. No, because it's like, because that's like, you know when women be giving you the pussy's name, like, what are we doing? You're fucking. Okay.

What you're doing? Yeah, but we ain't did nothing then. Yeah, you're right. You weren't normal now. Y'all nigs been new. You got to that. I'm here to bring the light, brother. You know?

So you just really just gonna throw it out there. What happened? Yeah, I mean, look, man. Maybe I didn't convey it correctly. You should just do a song and be direct, man. Tell them about your simping ass ways. I have a song on my next album called Semping Ain't Easy. I have a song.

Who you gonna get on that remix? Drake and fucking Ed Sharon. Ed will kill that, motherfucker. Ed would fucking slap that bitch, won't it? Who else, goddamn Grover from Sesame Street? Hey man, who you wanna do some music with that you haven't done done with you? Man, uh...

Cat, they never said they haven't this shit. He just hit her two minutes. Any time the niggum and I was like, nigger. I'm on a new joint. Since he just dropped Friday, I'm on it. Oh! Pop that shit, man! T-Pain, you'll be holding out, bro.

Got us looking like we don't know shit about. He throws some shit. He wants to joke and be he had a rebuttal for this shit. Yeah, he really wants to stun on us. He already told us we don't got no money and we're ugly. We'll never reach the top of the problem. Janet Jackson don't like me, apparently. It's a rap battle.

I didn't know that she said T-Pain now to filter her niggas, but whatever. I'm tired. What's the street to him about? Oh, that's a nigga named Colo. Mm-hmm. Callos with a cage, you got to let him go. Let him go.

With a cake. With a cake, you got to let him go. She would at least be like, pull his Instagram up. No. He's not just tight. I'm not going to show you. Then he's going to say, I'm in the pool house. I ain't letting that shit go to you.

You're in the pool house. You can't be seen. T-Pain. You can't be seen. She can't be seen around no real niggas. That's why she won't fuck with you. gonna fuck with me. Papa Ross ain't even gonna know that it's me

that's leaving, they're gonna be like, you got the pool guy? Oh no, that's the last fucking strong. He ain't gonna call you no pool guy. He's not gonna call you no fucking pool guy. Right. He act like if I get, if I get with you. No, you keep talking to me,

what you're saying to them. Go ahead, man. Y'all have finished this shit. My nigga ain't no fucking fucking guy. Right. Now. Oh, yeah. Bro, you're gonna get a pool.

Oh, God, what? I can't believe it. Oh, okay. She y'all alone. Shit. That was hilarious. You're gonna bring that shit to life for you, T-Pan. I ain't know you was that kind of nigga.

Well, fuck. I'm talking like, he gonna be on Shade Room so mad, homie, oh, and lost the bitch. He's gonna be like, that nigger Lowe did it. T-Pain shit's on comedian. It's gonna be niggas in the comment. Look at Lowe's point to swing on. Go.

Oh, shit. Oh, my God. T-Pain, man, you had to come up in to tell me my dreams wasn't shit, though, bro. I hope you don't get the girl of your dreams, too. I did. I did. Well, too bad.

We've been married for 18 years. Oh, you sound so happy. It's so good. Wow. Thanks, T-Pain. Here you go again. I've been married for goddamn 18 years, and we still get different girls of our dreams together. of our dreams together.

Wait a minute, whoa, stop, stop, stop, wait a, stop, T-Pain. T-Pain, T-Pain. T-Pap. He's trying to fuck Jenny. Pah-Pi-Pi-T-Pin. T-Pin. Hold on, wait for, one second. Popping shit.

T-Popping. T-Pap. T-Pap. What, what? I see how this is. You're gonna let this man come on here and fuck Janet Jackson. With his wife.

Hey, but, hey, oh man, what if I'd have said the wrong shit and there's already his side chick already or something. Oh, yeah. You never know, it's T-Pain. Sneak-ass, sneak-ass. Yeah. That's why he brought the wiper.

He was like, it's two against one, bitch. Sometimes I don't be talking. That's all right, T-Pain. You never know. There are other singers in this world. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. You're going to get in Luminati? Nope.

That was his initiation right there. That's the... I'm trying to tell you how to get closer to your dreams. That's good. That's it. Nah, because then I'm a question like... Shit, what he gotta do? What do you gotta do?

What the fuck you gotta do? Damn, don't call me tomorrow. Hey, no people said... No people said all you gotta do. I know you sleep in. There's some pigs in your backyard. I need you to grab a knife for a break. Hey, Los, look, I got T-Pain on three-way.

Look. Tell him what the week was saying. Hey, what did you say? He's going to believe me, so you got to tell him. Damn no. Oh, shit. You wouldn't know? What would they need a nigga like me for?

Exactly. I don't know. I don't like how you brought it up, like I'm going to be able to. No, but I'm trying to sneak it in. Why? I'm not in it. I was just saying if it exists. Would you get in it?

No, you just brought it up like I'm going to be able to say no, if they were to pose the question. You can't. You can't decline. They don't just automatically sign you up. They can't just automatically sign you up. What you say to them? And he's some paperwork involved.

First of all, it don't exist. First of all, it don't exist. He ain't drunk yet, long. This nigga, first of all... It don't exist. It don't exist. There's no way. Now the FBI shit makes sense. He was trying to play the FBI so he could be like,

no, this the real shit. If something so crazy as the Illuminati exists, you think there are little niggas in there? That's what I'm saying. Why would they want me? I'm just saying if they just started to do that. except the niggas, like, what if they got a nigger vision of the lulmin? Niggott division.

A niggott division. I, yep, maybe. Right this way, Mr. Miller. Right. You're not on this side. Like, what if we really don't have to do nothing? We just have to keep doing. We'd be a strategic thing.

I mean, if I was running a motherfucking Luminat, I would want it to be a strategic thing. I don't know, man, I just... I feel like you would join up for sure. I wouldn't. I just feel like you would. But I don't feel like if you told him, no, then everything's gonna stop knock.

I don't know. This is a scam-blackly episode. I know. This shit got fucked up after the year. I'll just say, bro, you, I feel like you joined. Why? Man, you just think lower my nigger, though. Like, you- I don't think law, though.

I think lowering him because he's gonna obviously turn it to, because the only people they say in Illuminati are fucking millionaires. That's all? Apparently, in our community. That's all. How are you gonna get... You can't bring up Hove in this. They said Jay-Z isn't in the Luminati.

Who is they? Fucking everybody that's doing worse than him. Are them niggas? Are them niggas? Everybody that need a reason that he's doing better than them. I can rap too, I can rhyme. Where is how the fuck?

I ain't the motherfucker. But that's what I'm saying is like... It's got to be the devil. These niggas... These niggas not even in that shit, so they can't tell you who in that shit. Ain't nobody in it, but they need reasons to where...

reasons why we're doing better than them. I said we, that was fucked up. Oh, you're in that shit, T-Pain. I am. You said we. I'm in it. I'm in it. Look how Marvin Gay looking at you.

Told it. Damn it, T-Pain. Damn. My bad. Bro. That was. Was it? We didn't talk about a lot of shit

and then you bring this up. You're a trade of truth. No, that's fucking Marvin. That is a 23-year-old Marvin Gay. I'm talking about that. Anything else's trade the truth in the middle. Yeah, that's me. Let's call those the truth.

Now you're calling you all the niggins, man. Bro, that's fucking ain't about it by herself. Wimper everybody ate it by herself. God damn T. Payne. We did it, man. So Loz is in the Illuminati, everybody. So things are gonna change right here. The whole crew is white now.

Just want everybody to know, just start planning for the future. I want to tell you this. See, T. Pan, what you don't know is Joe, he know how to edit shit so good. This shit gonna be gone. Oh, absolutely. But what if they told him to do it, then they're gonna watch the whole episode. So where's that, where's the... T-Pain, where's our stuff?

It's gonna be two dudes in suits that show up next Thursday. Stop playing, T-Pang, because shit like that are really fucking happen. It's gonna be two dudes that show up there. That's the editor right there in case they're looking for them. That's Joe. Got you. I'm saying the dude. He put me in a mental health commercial so around.

Fuck if something happened to him. You know how. Two dudes going to show up next Thursday with suits on. They're not going to have eyebrows. I can tell you that right now. They don't like eyebrows in that shit. So they're going to show up. They're going to say, excuse me, can we get the parts that y'all took out,

or can we get the full version of the footage? And then, yeah. Yeah, you give it to them and go about your day or not, and this place I'm mysteriously burned down. This nigga don't put a hit out on your fucking building. I didn't do anything. I'm just telling you the procedure. I'm just telling you procedure.

Be killed for me, you did it. It ain't me, man. I showed up. I did the right thing. Well, you play too fucking much, man. Chad got a question. There's one question, though. There's one of the total as living you broke with in this studio in the process.

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Oh, sure, no question. Perfect pitch. Perfect piss, nigga didn't even. I tried to put auto tune on it. It was like, hey, get the fuck out of my room. T-Pain, what? I kind of see why people be shitting on you now. Usher was like, hey, T-Pain,

go on with the goofy shit, man. You know who the fuck I am? He was trying Usher the same way he tried me. All right, Usher, that was pretty good. Let me put this on the, hey, what are you? Man. Hey, what the fuck? Hey, man, get your, who made?

No, no, no, no, I wasn't serious right. Hey, no, no, he, no. Theodore Payne. The, up. The, up. Theo! Yo! Theo!

No, but it was definitely Usher, man. Usher was the coldest nigga of all time, bro. Like, everything... He still is. Everything I did for him, like, in the studio, I just laid it down and he did it, like, 80 times better. And I was like, yeah, that's what I meant. But, bro, his home...

Oh, my God, bro. We could have had the greatest fucking song of all time. And his homeboy fucked it up, my nigger. his, it was like a producer or a reference artist in there. And he leaked the songs that we were doing. But one of the fucking songs was confirmed, ready to go until the nigga leaked it. And it was me, Usher, and fucking Michael Jackson.

Bro, it was the craziest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life. And then when fucking Michael Jackson team found out the shit was leaked, it was like, I don't want to do it anymore. Bro, what you did that day? What song is it? We gotta find it. It's a, fuck. Oh my god, it's not you got nerve.

Come up, nope, not come on down. Bro, just look for Teapain Usher and Michael Jackson. Because that's what he called it in the fucking, oh my god. The nigga uploaded it from his fucking YouTube account. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Hold on, so check this out. So you're doing this song with Michael Jackson. What the fuck does Michael Jackson tell you to do?

Stop playing. Bro, just listen to the song. So, can we just, how can we play this song? But listen to what we would have had. T. Payne. We got a, huh? Michael Jackson. Bro.

T. Payne, Usher, and Michael Jackson. So you do your part. What Michael Jackson say? Oh, he's ready to go. Oh, shit. He's ready to go. He's ready to go. But when the shit got leaked, it was like,

I don't want to do it anymore. You can't leak the Michael Jackson trade. Bro, this was this dude biggest fucking deal of all time. And this was in my prime. I'm in the studio with Usher. We're writing a song for us and Michael Jackson. And the dude's doing the reference.

That's the crazy. That's why he leaked it, because he was doing the reference. And he was like, this is the biggest thing I've ever been a part of. And I look at his age. And I don't even know where he is. I made the beat. I made the beat and wrote the song, and it was me, Usher, and Michael Jackson. This has been the biggest fucking thing in my life.

This nigga singing. The nigga who leaked the song? The nigger who leaked the song, that's him singing. But I wrote, but I, but I, I wrote all this. I don't want to even hit his fucking ass. Listen this. Listen this shit. Hey!

Ladies and gentlemen, what you have right here? I'm fucking with it all right. It's greatness. Adam, that's why I say, greatness plus greatness, equals greatness. Usher, Michael Jackson, C-Bain. So I want my grown-in So I'm used to trying to play with my mind Because it's like you know I can

Try to keep you happy at the same time But I ain't trying to be your bed But you're just going to be in my little girl And I'm about to let you have it Thinking the stink of the other man All the 50s and that's not so long. Stop playing with me I'm trying to talk it to myself

And I really don't feel like playing with you You can't keep playing for me Oh you're going to stop explaining to do You gotta stop playing Gay Gay, gay, gay girl How the fuck we ain't know about this now?

Yeah, gang, gang, girl. What community he leaked to? Stop playing. And you made the beat. Mmm. Pitch up a little bit, don't it? But imagine back in that year when I found out. And the reason I don't have a song with fucking Michael Jackson

is because this nigga decided he wanted to put his reference out first. Reppers weren't even that fucking good. At all, that's right? Well, you ain't talking about shit if you watching it. Wait a minute. So I'm sitting here waiting on Michael Jackson part. He was supposed to do this.

Oh, look. So Michael Jackson was like, I'm just not gonna do anything. Yeah, it was just done. It was just like, because it was like immediately after. Like, we recorded the shit on a Thursday, and the shit came out on a Tuesday. So it was like immediate.

So it was like, before Michael Jackson could even fucking record on the shit, he was just like, nope. Why? You and Usher just didn't drop that, though. Because, first of all, it's firing the nigger. It was busy doing that. And we just, like, said, fuck it. And we recorded, like, four more other songs.

So we were like... Usher still hit you back, though. T-Pain, T-Pain, I'm seeing a pattern. You burn a lot of bridges, T. Y'all can see that. I don't see, I don't see it. I don't see, I ain't this as my fault. None of it is.

None of it is, T-Pain. You're not good with accountability, I see that. I mean, it took... I'm telling me what Lowe's thinking. When he started rocking like that, you want to take. Hey, now, it took me a little minute to get him up here. You seen the comment. Hey man, y'all gotta get up.

They always had somebody team buttons. Wait, wait a minute. Was that my fault? Did I fuck that out? No, I don't know. I mean, I'm just saying. You know I didn't. I just feel like it's coming.

What's coming? What is coming? You know what? Apple Team, go ahead. Shut it down. Shut the whole thing down. Apple Team, go ahead. Come on in.

Hey, man. Shut it down. No, man. You know how it is, man. You just wanted to. them people that you can talk shit with. No, I get it, man. I get it. Trust me, dude. No, man, but that shit,

like, dude, we've had so much big shit happening and, you know, we're the only people that know about it. Man, so many things could have happened, but I ain't gonna speak on it too much. Damn. Just to know that Michael Jackson fuck with you, though. That's hard.

Yeah, I actually went to Michael Jackson's house. After I released, 11 days after I released Bartonner, I went to Michael Jackson house. fucking with it. He called us. We was on the way to the studio and he called my team and he was like, I want to meet T. Payne. This is the only song I've had somebody go buy a physical copy of

in the last four years. You shouldn't get them on the remix. I didn't want to, I didn't know what to do. You walk into the, like, bro, this niggas guest house was bigger than my house. So that's why you assumed that that's why I would be. No question.

For sure. Yeah. Everybody ain't been over Michael Jackson. And when I went, I was only in the guest house. You're definitely in the fucking pool house. So, Jake. You mean you coming in on different terms. He coming to do one thing.

You didn't know that. Okay, so listen. All right. No, but, I mean, we just sat in there and talked about fucking cartoons. He wanted you to ask him about some music. He had on the dirty Diana boots. How did you?

Oh, wait, wait, wait. First of all, how did you look at that man boots? And be like, oh shit, that man, you knew that nigger boots? What type of fan is you, T.P. Everybody know the nigger boots. Everybody know them fucking boots. T. Payne, he like, maybe that's what it. All right, go ahead.

You tell me, hold on. Nah, bled. Nigger, you telling me this nigger got multiple pair of them boots? He wore him because you, T. Payne. Nah. I think he was like. I think the motherfuckers low-key comfortable as a motherfucker. Why are you a drink?

The bartender? I got to put on something nice. The motherfucker, uh, told his brother, uh, told his brother grab me some chips. Is he, grab me some? First of all, what kind of chip me at? He's a real nigga, ain't it? First of all, he's real nigga.

And his voice is deep as shit. No. It's the craziest thing I ever heard of my fucking. What the real Michael Jackson voice sound like. Man, this is a new episode. Oh, man, hold up! Wait a goddamn minute! Now, have you remember I said that shit?

Hey, yeah. I'm going to boy shit earlier. I'm glad you let me meet T-Bain. Bro. Wait a fucking minute. Hold up, man. What the fuck the real Michael Jackson voice sound like? It wasn't, it was between where you think Michael Jackson is and Prince.

It was in between that. It was just like, it was kind of like, do I have a, I don't have a deep voice. I don't have deep one. Listen, so I think Michaels was, like, a, so what kind of cartoons do you watch? It was deadpaned like that thing. It was looking square in my eyes, so what kind of costume do you watch?

What'd you say, or? I told me what fucking cartoons are watching. That's fucking, to everything. So you said, off the real, that's what he asked you. Yeah, that's all he wanted to know. He just wanted to, it was like, uh... What if you would have said all the wrong shit and, like, get him out of that, too?

I would have had to get the fucking out of that. He took me on the tour. He took me on the tour of the crib. Show me the crazy pictures he got. He has the only print of a picture of Elvis and Muhammad Ali together. No. He had the only motherfucking version of it.

Nobody else has that picture. Hey, you fucking did. He gave up right now. Nobody has, but he has the real. the print of the film like he has the joint like where it came from so shit like that like just

showing me crazy pictures he got he's collecting art what other shit did he show you man what other I mean this nigga got pictures that you would never even imagine this nigga had an over-regulation size pool table for sure that was not a regular size pool table just seemed that a nigga

had a pool table with the difficulty on hard It was not regular We didn't get to do it a lot I mean his doors The front doors His house was taller than this You ain't mentioned Nothing about music

We didn't All he talked about was That was the first time He's actually bought a physical CD In the last four years You were supposed to say Will that work? I'm not saying that to Michael Jackson, man

What else you want to happen Brother? What's going on? I'm just going to sit here And then he said He told his Butler Bring me some chips And it came out with

the shit over his arm. It was just regular, just regular tortilla chips. Nothing else. No salsa, no cheese, just regular fucking tortilla chips. He'd tearing them bitches up. He's tearing them bitches up, and I can't do that. I'm just just, he's like, you want some.

No, I'm fine. You got, like, a water or something. I can maybe pour on the chips. You disrespect to him, right? I see two times when you disrespect to him. You didn't take the chips. I didn't take the chips? But Michael Jackson offered you chips. with no cheese or no nothing.

You take them, T-Pen. I just wasn't hungry. He let that cartoon shit slap. No, okay, first of all, he said all he watches is Disney cartoons. That's it. You said some anime shit with a bunch of killing and... I said Nickelodeon.

Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network. Man, you said it all. Bro, you was almost the first nigga to make Michael Jackson... I don't fuck for Nickelodeon. I don't fucking Nickelode. went the dishes spreading the nigger, man. I'm telling the truth.

Amen. I'm not gonna say I fuck with the shit because you fucking the shit. Somebody you gotta lie. But you wouldn't lie to Michael Jackson? Nah, bro. I'm telling you, bro. What else you did over there, man?

Oh, he probably had eight songs ready to do with this nigga. He got the shit, it's downstairs. He just ain't said the right shit yet. The music is cued up. Cued up. He was gonna put Tifa. He knew exactly what he doesn't. And then as soon as Tifa ain't left,

everybody was like, why you ain't say nothing? He don't record in the grip. He didn't say anything. He don't record in the grip. As far as you know. No, no, I know. He didn't take you to everywhere. You didn't go to every room, T-Pain.

I know exactly where he records. I bet, T-Pen. Lo, what does he do with that C-E-E-L.? He records at the record plan in L.A. He records at the record plan in L.A. You know how I know? Because they literally built a room up above his studio with a window facing the booth so Bubbles can chill.

They literally built a whole other room just for Bubbles to lick at him in the booth. Because Bubbles goes crazy if you can't see Mike. So check this out. Wait, wait. I'm not even joking. That part was... We believe you.

We believe you. So, T. Payne, look, first of all, my bad, because clearly you know Michael Jackson. This ain't... I tried him that time. Because that nigga got loud. No! That nigga had a studio built upstairs!

I gotta tell ya! With a window! I noticed... It wasn't going there one time. I was going over there. I knew we was wrong when he said, that's where you're wrong. My bad, too.

My bad T-Pain. Here's where you're wrong, kid. Keep talking to Michael Jackson's shit, man. But we gotta keep his memory alive. Absolutely. I mean, he's a great guy. I mean, he, like, there was, you know, because he kind of lived in like a cul-de-sac kind of shaped area.

We don't know this shit. You're saying it like we know this. Walk us down Michael Jackson Street. It was kind of, so it was a coldest, so when you're doing circles, so like the neighborhoods go like this? No, so, you know when you. I don't know.

You fucking know. When you get to the end, Hold on, whoa, what ain't you just pointed at him? Like, I've been over Michael Jackson. No, but you know the goddamn cul-de-sacca. Okay, yeah. All right, bet. His whole house was the cul-de-sac.

So you get to the end of the street. Whole shit, Michael Jackson house. Whole shit, Michael Jackson house. And a guest house. On the other street. That's where you at. All right, bet. All right, hold up.

How far is the guest house away from the big house? It's walkable. But you get there faster with a golf cart, wouldn't? Absolutely. No question. But in the cul-de-sac, as we're in the house, we're on, like, the further most of the front room. That's where all the sunlight is coming in,

palm trees waving outside. And all the trucks are coming through, them tour trucks. And fucking, like, them TMZ, like, and here's Michael Jackson's house. And I'm like... Why are you in there? Yeah.

You in the gate. Bro. Oh, no. It's like hundreds of them. Hundreds of them. The time we're talking, they're just coming. I'm like, you know there's... You at the guesthouse, work?

Whole vans of motherfuckers on top of the van out there. And he's like, oh, yeah, you don't even see that anymore. You don't see it anymore? How long have you been letting here, Rob? Ro said, oh, yeah, well, you know, I don't even see those anymore. But how long was you at Michael Jackson house? It'd be like an hour and a half. I was on the way to the studio, so actually...

Just big chiller. Like, just had to leave. I kept my backpack on. I was nervous and stuff. You left early? Bro, you ain't none more important than being than Michael Jackson. Cool shit, Michael, but I gotta go.

Nah, but every conversation you have because, keep in mind, I went with my whole team, but it's only allowed to be me and him just talking. That's what I'm saying. You couldn't let them niggas at the guesthouse. Every conversation, when it's just two people, it comes to that point where it's like, yeah, that's,

that's crazy. Yeah. I see what you're saying. And then one person like, what you about to do? You're about to time y'all boys going to the thing later on. Everybody comes to that point, like,

yep, that is. He would have kicked me out. I would have been, I would have kept that motherfucker talking all that. But you don't want to make, you don't want to make Michael Jackson think that you just, like, there for Michael Jackson. That's his.

Like, he calls you, I mean, but he calls you, like, if you really think about it, man, if you really think about how Michael is and how his, childhood got stripped from him and shit like that he's really just looking for a friend

you know what I'm saying so you don't want to just walk in that bitch like oh my god is Michael Jackson I'm staying in this bitch T-Pain I'm that you don't do that you don't do it you just don't you don't go and you don't go to

you don't go to fucking Mark Zuckerberg like bro give me money you don't like going you don't go to Elon Musk give me money you don't go to Michael Jackson and say I'm staying in this bitch I don't even fuck how long if he would even if he told me No, he had nothing else to say.

If he say it's cool, I'm staying. I'm already in the gas house. He had nothing to say. So if I'm over with Michael Jackson's house chilling for four hours, he was like, man, you're good. I'm going back and lay down. He just doesn't want, no, he doesn't do that. All right, I see you in the morning.

He don't do that. He don't, he don't hit you with the joint. He did you like, you know. If he wanted you to stay, he'll say, you can stay. No, it don't work. No, no, no, no. He'll say, you can stay, but I'm not gonna be here. That's, like, that, that's even, I'm saying.

I'm saying. No. First of all, first of all, I got. Micah Jackson house. Mike and Jackson house. Nope. Not at all. I got seven motherfuckers packed in the goddamn explorer outside.

They can't stay. I can. No, I'm definitely not about to stand here. I don't know. I don't know how this shit work. I'm not about to impose on the man. I'm not about to overstayed my motherfucking welcome. Did you go more than once?

than once. No. This nigga, yeah. So I danced for anybody trying to say my first. Why not? You didn't go back. You felt like you did everything right. I'm in this motherfucker, what?

I'm in this motherfucker, what? Mike, bro, I've been waiting to get up with you. See, you're a hell of my artist, but you fuck up. No, I'm telling you. I don't want to say I fucked up, but he died right after that. I couldn't go back. Oh. You most definitely should have started.

definitely should have stayed in. No, because he was talking about doing music after the shit. He wanted to do some. Right, man. No, but he wanted, he wanted... You were going to say ride to the yard to the yard? No, no. He wanted me to go to the studio

and send him shit. That was it. That was literally the terms. Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm just not saying all the shit we did it. I know, man. You know, we just fucking wish you to me. We're maiming it. We're maiming it. Make memes.

Man, if Michael Jackson... Go out your hands right now. Go, get, go, get out. What do? Go watch your hands. Oh, yeah, they're going to Everybody is there for a day. I'm not got his head. You got his hands.

Ryan, go watch your goddamn hands. Right. That's a nasty, motherfucker. Ryan, go watch your hands. That's a nasty. You watch your fucking hands. I saw you, motherfucker. Don't even tell me what he did.

I don't even want to know. I just wanted him to fire his name. I saw that shit. Amen. Ain't going to tell everybody. Amen. He got to go, dogs. Michael Jackson house, man.

Yeah, Michael Jackson house. The guest house. The guest house. Damn. You kinda really didn't even go over there. I mean, I did. No, you didn't. I did.

You went to some property, Michael Jackson. What if when you left, he was like, he was almost close to getting in there. You keep doing a high voice. That's the voice you know. Man, that nigger almost got in the hard. What if he would- You got in the day, man, Jack?

Man, this nigger weird as hell, lady, y'all. I'm so glad they ain't using my real voice, bro. No, bro. You deliberately disobey me. Every time I'd, like, meet somebody new or anything like that, I always try to understep. You know what I'm saying? I always try to make sure I wanna overstep out.

I don't even want to meet the expectations. So next time, when I see you, we'll do the shit. Like, you know, I went and met the fucking, the shake of fucking Abu Dhabi. It was me, Flo Rida and Tyrese, like, he made Floor Rite and Tyrese leave, and it was like paying you cool. I understand, you don't even want you.

Like, bro, we're sitting in this man, This dude got 300 cars and one little building. And we eating dinner, like, around the cars and shit. I'm, like, amazed, but Tyrese fucking taking pictures around the cars, Flo Ryder got his cameraman in there. I'm just chilling, like, this is pretty good, it's cool, as shit. I'm Tyree.

He makes them up, yeah, absolutely. And he make them leave. He come back in and take off his shit, like, man, T. Pei, I can finally be myself. I'm like, all right, cool, let's do it, niggas shit. I don't know what come out of this. You can have a passport, bro. You're gonna have a pass for it, bro.

But he was the one that showed me, like, drifting and shit. Like, he was the one to introduce me to drift in the shit. Now I'm, now we're crazy friends. You know what I'm saying? So it's just like, you don't step over to the motherfuckers. You don't, you don't overstep, you chill. Your motherfucker is showing you some shit. It's the shit they want to show you.

It ain't gonna be nothing extra. Don't do nothing outside of what they're trying to get you to do. It's your first time eating motherfuckers. Don't add like you bigger to them. don't act like, oh, I'm big of shit in the States. You don't come over there like that, bro. You don't go to nobody's shit thinking you bigger than them.

Because if they invited you to their shit, that means they already bigger than you. Because if not, you'd be like, nah, tell them to come to the studio. You already, just chill. Just chill. Next time, you get your better friends, you get to talk more, you know each other more.

You know what they fuck with. You know what they drink. You know how to, you know what they fuck around with. You know how they play pool. You know if they cheat or not in place. because a lot of niggas do. All right, let me ask you this then. This ain't how we play pool in prison.

When they started in pool in prison? So if you would have went back over Michael Jackson House, would you took some chips over there? I probably would have bought my own cheese. Because now I know he don't like cheese and sauce it with a shit. I'm like, well, I got my own. And I don't have to ask you for now.

Because one, I know you don't have any. That might have been disrespectful. You think I don't have cheese? Mm-hmm. So you asked him, did he have cheese? No. This is the stupidest shit to have some. You got some cheese and some ketchup.

Not just said for us to be in. So Michael Jackson, you got no cheese? Well, I would say it to the butler. Hey, man, bring me some cheese bag. You don't talk to them about it. Mr. Jackson doesn't do cheese. You don't talk to the butler. One, you don't talk to the butler.

You're not paying them. You didn't call him in there. Whatever that motherfucker bring. But you know it's Michael Jackson House, they got everything. You want something? You don't know it. See, he would have felt like you were uncomfortable, too.

He was like, oh, y'all want something? Michael Jackson knows nobody's fucking comfortable around Michael Jackson. He knows this. That's true. This is a normal, yeah, this is regular to him. He's like, yeah, half this nigga that just without a second song come to my house.

Man. What? What's going to do with Michael Jackson House bringing the kid out of anybody. Hey, Mike, I registered into the couryards. Loss, you wouldn't have dead no-so. You got it, pal. You got it, pal.

T-Pain poured me to the sad, Lose, you're doing too much. Niggins, bullshit. We're gonna get in the hot air balloons. Yeah, nigger, put your pajamas on. Michael Jackson, I already said everybody's spent a night. Then they got, that niggas got pajamas for everybody, and we eat candy apples when we get back. Okay, last one to the hot appaloza, rotten egg.

Oh my God. T. Payne, we gotta go to the studio. No, the fuck, we don't. Mike already said we don't. You wouldn't dead shit. Okay, so you gonna go to the studio. I guess you don't want none of these cookies that we just put in the oven then, huh?

Yeah, nigger. Ain't no bother. Me and Michael Jackson made these cookies, nigger. I'm going to the studio. Yeah, and shit, he said he wanted me to send him. Whatever. You can't, Lowe's, you went to dead. you when it did that shit.

Okay, five o'clock. Guess what we're doing? Yeah, we're watching motherfucking Disney movies downstairs in the basement. Guess what the floor's made out of, T-Pay, pillows. I can't back that. I can't back that.

Okay. Whatever. It's your first time. Check my Instagram. Yeah, I'm the nigga with the selfie with the giraffe, nigga. Yeah, you back there in the guest house. Guess where I'm at?

You're not up top? Oh, hey, Nav, hold up. Where do you think we got the cookies in the oven there? In the guest house. Stupid. Do you smell cookies over here by you? Actually did. They definitely had cookies.

I was waiting on them. All right, bet. We're gonna write me soon. The guest house had multiple floors, by the way. I'm not gonna say it was a small fucking guest house. I hate to be that nigga, T-Pain, but you don't see these pajamas on, Nick. Hey, Lois, guess what Mike say to you?

I'm going to introduce you to my sister. Now you, Janet. You just brought up, she's upstairs. Mike, irish. You keep going to the eye voice. Hey, oh, she upstairs. Guess what I'm going to say next now. I'll race you.

Oh, Steve and Janet. Bumping into the door in there. Boom, boom. Hey, whew shit, hey, Mike. Your brother, crazy, is a motherfucker. You're coming downstairs on it. Oh, hey, Janet, come on, grab your pajamas. The cookies are you done?

Janet, you're not gonna believe. The cookies are you, right? Did you kick a shit down stand? Ah, so whatever. So, uh... We're running all through this, motherfucker. So, like, what's going on or whatever? So this Mike get up and,

So was your man, cool, Tupé? I don't know, he's talking about the studio and shit. Yeah. How didn't they want to do it work? That's what this thing of being there saying. He won't put nobody on. He ain't gonna put nobody else. He ain't gonna say nothing about nobody ever there.

What, no, what? You're gonna say that. You're there with him. He said his dick drove himself? This nigga ain't drive himself nowhere. Jesus crap. I ain't even at the house. They didn't just backing up everything.

Now you ain't out. Now you're in at the house. Now you're in at the house. You were going to face them. Hey, Mike, hey Mike, T-Pain scared to say something. Tell them you said it was cool for us to stay over here. Then you said it was, that's why you gave us the pajamas and shit. At least you know.

At least you know. T-Pain was scared to say, I'm fine with that. I actually like that motherfucker statement. T-Pain was scared to say. Los, T-Pay. I want to-Lost, you're going to get us in trouble. Because it ain't a T-Pain was scared to say. It's T-Pain respected you so much.

He didn't want to just overstay. No, he tried. You're right, T-Bain, you're right, but we comedians and we don't give a fuck about boundaries anymore. I do. I do. Boundaries.

We know they're boundaries. But then nobody- Stop touching Pussy and Onyx. I need to tell y'all niggins off the real- Wait a minute. T-Bain, we was having so much fun at Michael Jackson House. Wait a minute, we could get to the pussy. We started talking about banners and I wanted to put a PSA out there.

Man, we was keeping that real neighborhood friendly. We was having racists at Michael Jackson House making cookies. Y'all niggas had a racist at Michael Jackson House. They was gonna put this on this on this on this on this on this on Disney. I was at the studio, making sauce with Michael Jackson. Y'all niggins is at the house, the guest house. You think you're the only niggins know a nigga named Michael Jackson? I know a nigger in St. Louis named Michael Jackson.

That's a cold-ass barber, T-Pain. His career dope too, he got a pool in the shit. We know other niggins, T-Pain. There's no way. No way. You don't know no dope barbers. I can tell you that right now. You don't know my life.

Don't. Your shit is just crispy. Oh, it's not. It's never that. I go for the natural look that way. It looked natural. If I just wake up and I need to do a Zoom, I can just do that.

And then the niggas would be like, yeah, that's on brand. That seems like how he looks all the time. I try to just let it go. Just let it go. I came out. I know the best barbers. It takes a real skill to cut a bald head. That?

Yeah, because most barbers used to cut in hair and making his state of it. Nobody's used to cut no hair. He used to hair cutting hair off. Nobody's used to cutting no hair. It's a skill. You got, this the shit that you do before you graduate. You go razor?

You go like, like the butterfly knife kind of razor? I'm not one of those type of black people. That's a type of black person? Yeah. Okay. Black people who shave with razors don't love themselves. I can't take a razor hair. You can't.

I know it's bad now, but. You can't do that shit. That shit looked like the elephant man down here. When you black, look, you gotta love yourself. You don't do raisers on your head, though. Oh, my nothing. Why now? Because, why do you mean why now?

Oh, it's just been like that forever? Yeah, I just never did that. You sure that that didn't start when you got rich, or how's that work? I'm not rich, T-Bain, you are. Che-Bain, you have a Bucat. Oh, you didn't want me to say that in front of your employees. You do Bucatis.

I have a box shabit. They work, they know what I have. They've been to my house. They know what you're saying. They come to my house periodically and be like, you know, they went to the shadow house? Y'all went to the shadow house. Y'all went to the house in front of the house.

No, they went to the gas house. No, they've been over my house. They come over there just to me like, yeah, he's still doing. This is normal. All right, cool, cool, go, go, go. Just make sure you can get no extra. Make sure you ain't get no extra vases or no shit in here, this is a motherfucker.

Man. No, my team, bro, every time, they buy something new, we gotta act like we don't want. You got a new car, man, my other one died on me, bro. Bro, that bit, man, I'm on 285 on my weight. Bro, just so happened I was riding past the bins dealership. You had to absolutely need it. Oh my God, man.

You had to absolutely need it. Man, that shit was so embarrassing, man. I swear to God. I'm just sitting now. I'm on the phone. But you got the big bins, huh? I had to. That's all I had to.

They was one special. I feel like the reason that my other shit broke down because it wasn't the bitch in your head. I get it. That makes sense. You got to keep the facade going. Yeah, everything that we buy we act like we don't want it. Yeah, that makes sense.

That makes sense. Yeah, that's shit cold. Niggas, it's a 2006, though. There ain't nothing. Oh, niggas, have y'all discovered Carvana? Tell us about it. Bro. I bought a motherfucking car in 30 minutes

at 3.30 a.m. I was sitting in the bed. And I was like, let me see what this shit talking about because my motherfucking production manager had just bought a BMW off that best. I was like, no way you can afford that. I got to check this shit out. That's what you said?

That's what you said. I was, make the honest. Now, the man said he bought a BMW for 12 grand. I was like, that's a fucking 99. But it was, he showed up. It was a new joint. I was like, oh, I got to check this shit out. It's crazy.

Too pain. I'm looking at the shit. When I hit on the car that I wanted, a timer started. And it said, if you don't get your car within this time, we'll take some money off. Obviously, they didn't take money off. I tried to make it take as long as possible. They didn't, they wouldn't letting it happen.

It was very quick. This seems like an advertisement now. We can cut this. But no, bro, they just, like, ask you your income. They ask for your credit card number, boom. Shit comes out of your credit card every month. And it's just, you just, you just, you just, bought a car on your phone in 30 minutes

and it shows up like three days later. Three days? Three days. Couldn't believe it. That white man, tricky boy. That's how you know he's in a different tax break. This nigga ain't sat in it or nothing. He dropped this shit on this so casualty.

Like, we don't go. But you know, it's standard shit. Yeah. It's a car, bro. Like, what is this is going to feel? Like, you have to test drive it? We're going to go home and get that shit. shit tonight to see what you're talking about you got what you phone now

let's buy one right now let's buy one let's just buy a car right let's see what let's see what's see what's going on off what I will talk about let's see the god damn not to overstep my bounder I know you gave that story you know you're like look bro you gonna show you get you gotta show us yeah yeah you still got the app they got the drug card information on there they got everything on now I just need to make sure that you know you don't feel I understand. Now, Scoop back.

This is a body car right quick. Scoop back now so he can open that motherfucker. T-Pain, don't want you to see. It's a new phone. It's a new phone. It's a new phone. Yeah, I got a sign back in. It's a new phone.

Yeah, no, I got a sign back in. You know, I just want to see what's on there, man. That makes sense. That makes sense. It's a bunch of shit on there, man. Tesla's, Porsche's. You know what I'm saying? You're naming all the shit I would have probably bought if you, you know.

I got a Mustang off of there. What kind of Mustang, bro? GT 500. It's fast. 2020. You like it. This is my new drift car. Fuck it.

Fuck it. Tear it up. How's it drift? It's really fucking good. You want to see it? Yeah, yeah. I got it too. Very proud of myself.

Hold on. You ought to get a station wagon to drift, bro. I want a station wagon so fucking bad because I want to slam that bitch with speakers. You should do it. I just want to outdo it. I just want to over fucking do it with speakers. Play all your music. But I'll tell you what, hold on, here it comes, right here it is.

Goddammit, I did it. Let me see. You see that? Here we go. Mm-hmm. Look at that. Oh, no, that's a guy. You was hugging him.

Which one, the blue one? He helped me build. He helped me build it. He helped me build it. He did all the extra shit on it on the outside. Okay, yeah, look at it. Look at this. He must be pretty fucking good at drifting, bro.

I'm pretty good. Watch this. All right. That's me. All right back out. That's dope. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Nappy boy racing.

We try to do racing, but I don't do any other kind of racing. Dripting. So we just say Nappy boy drifting. We just say, fuck it. We're gonna make a new team off of that shit. Is he paying? Mm-hmm. Sign the table, bro.

Nika, where? I've been looking for, oh. Bro, you can have this whole corner, but wherever you want to sign this table, Whatever, bro. Can I sign it, uh, you know, never mind. Do whatever, but yeah, do your thing, bro. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

We've been waiting on you to get through the trip, man. And we appreciate you coming through. I appreciate y'all thinking of me, man, you know there? And just like blessing the whole trap. That whole Michael Jackson shit, that's crazy, man. You got to be over the house of a legend at the guest house anyway. You're really signing that motherfucker, gee.

You're writing your whole name? Mm-hmm. That nigga's drawing a picture, man. Theodore. Pending your ass down with a consent. That's to let them know where to come. For one of them. Too pain, man.

Is that the same? What the fucking way is? Why you didn't do all this shit at Mike out? He didn't give me a pen. He didn't give me a pen and tell me to do whatever I want. So, you know, You know, right there. I feel like that's proper.

I can't wait to tell niggins my T-Pain story, bro. This is my first time here. T-Pain. This is my dog, Nav Green. Nav Green, this is T-Pain. You enter, you like, you need him, bro. I appreciate it. He's one of your biggest things.

I'm not sure anymore. Oh, as soon as you leave, I'm forward with the music. I'm forward with him. That's normal. That makes sense. That makes sense. Once everybody see my personality, be like, oh, okay. I don't want you to feel like,

like, I'm just gonna, like, do you like everybody else. Like, when this show come out, I ain't gonna block you and shit. I'm still gonna follow you. I met a lot of great people in your comments. I know you've seen me in there, like, T. Payne, let's get on the show. And you just like I'm coming.

And then you came here. You came, yeah. So now they know that you've seen that shit. Anything's possible, bro. Everything's possible, my. Guess who we put, but I just want you to know. You who I'm pulling up on first, bro. I appreciate it.

Right. Because you want some of this or? No, I'm good. You sure? You wouldn't even tell me when it was. I said it. I said it was the most. It's gone now.

No, it's, it's gone, T-Pain. This is enough for you to even, you got to try it. I'm straight, T-Pain. Can we get enough? No, never mind. You just don't want it. No, I do.

Never mind, don't worry about it. This is what that was for. Here you go. T. Payne, what is that shit? It is, it is one. That's good, loaves on junk like that. See, that's the thing about it, though. Just like when you go over Michael Jackson House

and then he's, he wants some cookies, see, you have to. T-Pain, what the fuck, bro? Let's just make it sure. Okay. Okay, you ready? Yeah, y'all go here and do y'all things. T-Pain. T-Pain.

T-Pain. We didn't have another cup, nobody bothers another guy. T-Pain, to the life we live. To the life we live. To the life we live. Yeah, y'all boy lit, man. To a life of having fun. To the shit that we gonna have

and for the niggas who don't have none. Have it. Y'all boy kick a dick shit, man. That's up, man. Oh, now, you're gonna fuck with this. Probably. I know how you get down. This is your speed right here, boy.

That's it. Hey, these your speed. Where was you at? Nah, I'm cooler, man. This is your speed. Where was you at? You want to talk? No, I'm good.

Okay, okay. Oh, man, we even got no other cup. You remember you said the one before. And I see Ryan. See? Yeah, Ryan. No, Ryan, ain't no more cup. You missed it, man.

What would you have just then? Ain't no more cubs, bro. Just no antennas on the board. Got there. Mm-mm-mm-mm. Hey, man, what's the name? Do you got the sneak name of the new project? The new project is called Pressure Stones.

It's dropping in September, and this is my last album. T. Payne. Hold up. Wait a minute. I know. So I told y'all don't give me no shit. I told you. I'm not going to give you no shit.

But I'm saying, like, that's your last album, but you're still gonna, like, drop us some shit, like, every now and then, but this album process is for the fucking vultures. Okay, so can they still get, like, T-Pain features? Yeah, yeah, features, fucking singles, all that shit. But this is my last body of work. Absolutely, yeah, I'm still on producing shit, but it's my last album, bro. I can't.

It's too much. The game, the game is the worst. It's the game. Yeah, but you got, you know, when I'm asking, for features for motherfuckers that I didn't gave features to they managers hitting me back like oh well my client is on too many songs right now

you're talking to the king of being on too many songs about your artist being on too many songs like it's just shit like that like I feel you like bro I got a I got a record right now that I plan on drop it in a couple months and the motherfucking artist his team is like

we can't do no clear since until September. What? It's like one of the homies, like one of the real, like synonymous joint. When you think of me, you think of them, like on some kind of shit. So it's like.

So like a nigga who was, like if your nigga was with Eddie Murphy, you'd think he'll say something, right? One of them type. I feel you, this is the same, I'm saying we got the same life in a different life. Correct.

Sure. Yeah. Yep, you sure did. Too funny. I want to see you on boy, little baby do one, man. I fuck with a little baby joint. I tried to send him one,

but it was, uh, it was mega corny. You got to get on one with a little dirt too. Smirk, smirk would be a, 21 seven. You're Doug? 21 Savage don't like me anymore. He don't?

Damn, T. Payne, this is a long list, bro. T. Payne, I'm the only friend. That one was my fault. I'm the only friend you got left. That was my fault. That was my fault. Don't act like you don't hit me, T Payne. I just, no, I just want to say,

21, I know that was my fault. I busted in the studio, I was drunk as shit, and I was like, yo, let's do something, nigga! So you'll do that with 21 Savage, but not Michael Jackson. Not Mike, you didn't meet the news. I didn't even drink during the Michael Jackson shit. I didn't even try to it. This is after bartending, I was like,

I'm just going to be a stark over when I get to live. So 21 Savage, probably like, boy, that boy, weird a hit. Yep, absolutely. No question. Even my security that was at the time afterwards, was like, no, not here. My security was afterwards, he was like, yeah, he was weird in there.

Che-Pen-Pen. What 21 say when you did that? What did he do? He literally didn't say a word. He just looked at me crazy, and I was like, ooh. I gotta go back and listen to some 20-1. You probably been talking about, Chief-Brand.

He might have said some shit. He might have said some shit, and I was like, I could just hear him saying so much shit. Man, who the hell were that, man? Yeah, straight up. He knew what was up, and he was looking at me. I was like, ha ha ha ha. But what if he'd see this shit and be like,

bro, I ain't know that's who that would? That would have been hilarious. That's so 21 Savage, bro. You think so? No, no way, he knew. He knew exactly. I bet he really don't even doing. I think I'd announce to myself in that bitch, too.

He probably thought you would play. Like, I could just see the nigga on Vlad TV. Nah, man. I don't give a fuck, man. I fuck with the nigga. You want to do some music? Maybe? Niggas is good at let the shit go.

I'm terrible at that shit. You don't let shit go? No, I'm really bad at that shit. The thing is real. You're still because you think you did something corny to him. Yeah, for sure. No question.

And because it was fucking solidified by my own security, he was like, yeah, he was being weird in that bitch. T-Pay. Nick Minnage, then yelled that you be a text. 21 Savage don't like you. Just stared him down, Los Angeles. Who else would be missing?

There was one more. You fuck. up with Mike. Usher. I got damn Usher. You tried to put the Autotune on Usher. It wasn't even like Bladen Autotown. T-Pain.

So what? So what? I'm just letting you know. You're already on thin ice with me. Don't fuck this up, T-Pain. I feel like I got five more minutes to do that. No, I'm just fucking. But you good.

You're T-Pain. I'm fuck this whole thing up. Give me a second. Don't put that shit. Don't drink no more this goddamn girlfriend. This goddamn grocery store has wine. Get this wind dicks and shit out of hair, got damn it. No, man.

No, we're good, man. You're a cool-ass nigga, bro. You know, the industry is just a strange-ass place. It is. And I put, you know, I put my whole heart into it, thinking that everybody was as good as me. Not talented-wise, but, you know, good as a person. Good heart.

Uh-uh. Yeah, good-hearted. And I trusted everybody and made sure that I put my best foot for it because I thought if I did that, motherfuckers to do that for me No Absolutely not I'd be telling people this shit

All the time They think that I'm just the crazy You would think Because you've been taught to reciprocate The shit that you get You know what I'm saying? So, you know All the years I was telling my wife

If I do all this work And I fucking never see you Or the kids I'm telling you There's going to be A retirement plan We can go downhill from here And what nobody told me

It was just another uphill waiting at the bottom of the last one. So, you know, it was a journey and it was an experience and a learning lesson more than anything. But yeah, I mean, just being a good person at all times,

it still benefits you. It still benefits you. Don't let bad people turn you into a bad person. Still be a good person in spite of the bad people. Make sure that bad people can't turn you into a bad person because

there's still good people looking for other good people out there which explains all the corporate deals I got which explains all the fucking you know the Twitch deals I got bro we got a fucking seven figure deal coming from Twitch right now you know what I'm saying I'm gonna wait bro

no stop you said we and then it's like I'm like shit I mean my team my team is a part of it is what I'm saying you know what I'm saying like we this ain't just this ain't just me talking shit it's my team putting in work It's everybody around me. I didn't know where y'all was that? What was y'all at?

We got a lot of shit going on, man. That's what I'm saying. Like, seven figures between y'all. That's a lot of money. Like, you know, I just want y'all team to be even. Like, I think we got it. I think we got it. I'm just saying, like, ain't no comedian over there.

It's one or two. No, bro, share the well. Break that shit down. I did. Let some of the comedians get up in there, man. Okay, maybe when I come back. I did, T-Pay. back the second time.

All right, then, T-Pay. Hey, when I come back the second time, I've heard out. Hey, bro. You work with all the musicians. I don't want to overstay. How many comedians you don't work with? How many comedians you don't work with? 200 musicians.

Seven. Whatever, T-Pain. Seven. Oh, whatever, bro. I got Bo Derek. All right. Riddick Bo. Yeah.

He is the boxer. Bo Berman. Yeah, okay. Bo Bauer. I ain't seen you and got damn do nothing, T. Payne. Eddie Bauer? Hey, man. What happened?

You know what's another great piece of work by T-Pain? The freak Nick movie. Oh, yeah. DJ Pooh. What other comedians? See? See Lo? See Lo?

Rick Ross. Rick Ross. Rick Ross. Hey, Neff. They don't even fought with comedians, bur. with comedians, bro? I do, though. Slim Johnson?

Who is that? Slim Johnson. Who the fucking Slim Johnson? Shut up. Don't help him. Black Jesus. Shut up. Shut up.

No, tell me who Slim Johnson is. Slick Johnson. No, tell me who slick Johnson. First tell me who slim Johnson is, then tell me who slick. No, don't tell me who Slick Johnson is. I don't want to know that person. Don't, no, don't tell me about, uh-uh. Don't tell me about Slim Johnson.

You know what? Matter of fact. Black Jesus. Who the fuck is that, though? What's his name? Yeah. Yeah. There's a Johnson in that.

Yeah, I see. There's a Johnson in that. Paul, stop saying that. That's not the good to say, Tee thing. Slim, Slim. No, no, no. Pishing out of the ass. Nope.

Seth. Nope. Nope. Fuck. I don't know. I just call him black Jesus every time to him. I'm not going to help you, Tepegene. This is fucking up.

Not going to help you. Okay. Just give me a say. Don't worry about it. Don't even worry about it. Nah. Nah, T-Paint. Well, yep.

I see how it is. Chuck Thomas. Yeah, him. Chuck Thomas. He's a dub writer, comedian. Yeah. Justin Royland. I know exactly.

Dan Harmon. Mm-hmm. I'm going crazy. Give me a second. Sarah Silverman. Yep. Piedeeee. Chris Rock.

Chris Rock. Ain't now? Beed me, we're here, what are you? Look at. Lowe. Take your text. I'm talking about T-Pain. What you say about this thing?

I ain't want to say this shit out loud. Look at him. It's a stressful show. My phone rang. My phone rang. But yeah, you know, you get it. I did. I did. Brandon T. Jackson, when before now?

Yeah. Slim Jackson. What happened now? Slips. You ever seen Brandon T. Jackson lately? I don't think he's much in the comedy. I don't think he's much in the comedy right now. What is he into? He's like.

Like what? I'm here to bring the light, brother. I'm here okay, you know? Hey, look, hey, hey, hey, you know, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. The white man, you know, is making sure that all of us are, that's Brandon C. Jackson right now. Damn. I can't, I don't think anybody's going to break through that.

I don't even, I sincerely don't think he's doing comedy anymore. What? Yeah, he's all the way, coofy, got shaky. He watched this shit. For real? Yeah. I'm just playing, I knew that shit. I've seen it.

You saw that? Yeah. Yeah, he's, he's actually trying to work on a lot of businesses out in India. He got some kind of... Out of India? Yeah, he's trying to tap into that Indian market. You know, in India, they just arrested a journalist because he tried to tell people that cow poop and urine doesn't cure COVID. And just arresting him for saying it doesn't.

Oh. Yeah. He shouldn't be talking about it. Stop talking that shit, boy. Literally. Get your ass off the news, dummy. Damn. Fucking from you.

Why the fucking that? You heard the voice change. He got serious, dear. Yeah. That was, I'm trying to tell you. Damn. All right, man, security doing the... We're going to cut through.

We're doing the cutthroat. Yeah, you saw the security like eight T-Pas on me overtime. What time is it? He's still working off that shit they did in Miami. Yeah. That's a nice watch, man. Keep doing your thing, T-Pain. You still got the big-ass...

You still got your big-ass chain? I do. I just looked at it yesterday. It was amazing. How's it doing? I was missing a couple things, but, you know... That was a moment. It was a moment.

We're proud of you. Got to shut down immediately. The whole ghetto is proud of you, T-Pain. You think so? I know so. I was there. What do you think you're going to be... They're going to be proud after this, after this interview? T-Pain.

After this, they're going to be proud after this? love you even more. They're like, that niggins real nigga, bro. He came to the trap and he talked this shit, and he went over Michael Jackson House. You don't understand the jewels that you dropped over here. They're going to respect the sumping part? I feel like...

T. Payne, we listen to your music, bro. You're saying you're a simp ain't nothing new to us. Especially the part when you said, she got me doing the dead shit. You're supposed to be doing that shit. Anything she wants. Just a straight kiss, whatever you got going on.

I'm a sprung. Yeah. You made a whole song about that shit. I did make... Come me doing things I never do. Except anthem. You was really sipping when you did the ad-lis. And you were like, bloom, bloom, doom, doom, d'o.

This one you was really simple when you was coming in, and he was like, Gotta crescendo that thing, draw the inspiration home. I don't get it, that makes sense. Ah, this nigga here! Doing the dishes! You forgot about this shit. That makes sense. Then he was like, I'm so good.

Everybody good. Like, no, you wouldn't. You was doing the dishes. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. That makes sense. Hello my waist. I'm in love with the stripper.

But I kill all you, niggins. I will kill all you niggas. And still, that's range. I just want some pussy. That's all I wanted life is some range. I'll still some time. I'll be simping sometimes too, bro. You didn't want to.

Never, he'd be simping too, bro. When his girl get up to pee, he paused the TV. That's how much he'd be simping. You don't need to watch episodes without them. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Pause the TV. That makes sense.

That make a lot. You know how a niggins look. That make a lot of sense. Yep. We all sent it for somebody. We all send it for somebody. Shout out to that lady daughter, man. We all simple for somebody.

Exactly. That is, that's, that's, put that, Put that. We got space for that. We all sent it for somebody. Just making a rainbow over my head. I don't know. We all seeming for somebody.

Trust me. Joy have that shit just like you want. I bet. But all that shit is going to be spelled wrong as you. I don't know if Nicky Minaj watched this show for somebody going to send her that clip. Somebody going to send her a clip. I still love her.

gonna be like, oh. She did hit me back, though, eight to four weeks ago. Hi. It's probably a few more in there, bro. Dig deep. I did. I went all the way to the bottom. Yeah.

Yeah, like, niggas with 200 followers, like I was there. You read that bullshit? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Hey, man, is this the real cheap air? That was a lot of it. That was a significant amount of it. That was the craziest thing ever. Like, nigg, you on my page.

You see what I'm posting? And if you fall in for pages that do this shit, that's... You get a lot of money requests. Hey, man, I'm just really trying to get in the music game. If you could just send me $9,500, man, I can finish my demo. A nigga just hit me today, he said, bro, this is a nigga I kind of know. Like, I met him in the city where I was in,

and I started following him because he kind of forced me to follow him when he was sitting right next to him. It happens. Yeah, he was like, bro, all I need is marketing. social media some money and a nigga behind me and a chance

and I swear I'm gonna make it all I need you to do is tell me what I need and I'm I said nigga you literally just laid out the list for me 18 paint check this out

right I didn't make this list for you I'm one of the coldest niggas right but all the music that I like my new shit is in my head I need to get you know I was in the studio recording,

but I need to get with a nigger like you. You know somebody who got a studio. I need to make sure. So I can like at least get somewhere where I can get the shit out. So I can let you hear it. You feel? Bro, I swear to God I laid out this.

I was like, bro, you literally just laid out everything you needed to me. And I feel like you can just do that. And he was like, yeah, but you know, in my city we don't have that shit. And I was like, okay, so you know I'm from Tallahassee. You know I don't live there anymore because they didn't have the shit I need it.

The reason I left is because they didn't have the shit that I need it. I left my city when they didn't have the shit. I'm sure your niggas gonna be super mad, but sometimes you gotta let go of the hood if you want to do better. Preach. What city he in if you don't mind me else?

I literally have no idea. I can't remember. I just know I met him at a college bar one time. Then he was in Huntsville. Then he was like, bro, I'm a single father and I got six kids. I can't just up and move, and I'm like, you might be fucked.

How the fuck you fuck? What the fuck is you doing? You got six kids and all the mammas is gone? That's some terrible dick you giving them, these ladies gentlemen. I'm like, bro, I get it. You want to be around your kids? You mean telling me two baby moms? Like, I'm not in the business of discouraging the nigger,

but I'm like, bro, you might be. Yeah, single-fathers, six kid. You gotta leave that nigger the fuck alone. You might be, you might be, you might be in a situation when you can't do anything, but you gotta know what your situation is. I get everybody as hopeful, and I get everybody really wants to do this shit. But your situation might not be ideal for what you're trying to do.

Imagine being a father of six, and you kids were like, Daddy, did you find a job today? Nope, but I did DMT. Payne. And I don't even think, like... I know he's seen it. It's a step forward, but just not in the right direction. Like, I guess you thought he was going to hit... You was going to hit him back and be like...

Well, I mean, there's somebody I've been hitting for you. Like since I met him, I've been like, he's been sending me videos and shit that he's doing him. Like, you can pay for videos. You can probably stop doing that and go grab a crib somewhere else. Like, stop shooting videos, bro. And who's this nigga that's shooting your videos for you?

No, he's going to send him and then until you be like, bro, just the one. Just the one. And I'll sign you and I'll change your life. No, I'm not going to do that. Can't do it. Now when he see this, he's going to know. Can't do it.

He's going to slap. Next DM going to be like, damn, bro, you could have just told him. No, I ain't, you know, I'm not going to say anything like that ain't, but I'm just saying, bro, like, you got to know when you're making excuses and when you actually make it moves. You know what I'm saying? If shit ain't moving, as hard as you working, you're saying, I'm working hard every day. You're working hard every day and ain't nothing to happen yet? Nothing.

You got to figure it out, bro. Yeah. Because now it ain't about you no more. Now it's about them six joints. You know, it's ain't, this ain't your, this ain't your shit no more. All you had to do was not stand up in it. I know. It's hard.

It's hard, ain't it? Having six kids, I don't have six years. I ain't even had six. I ain't even had six pieces of pussy. It's hard to not stand up in it, but at some point you got to know that. You got to have, you got to save up for your kids, man. You might have fucked yourself on this one. Yeah.

Start hustling. Absolutely. You got a little time before them kids get here to get the money game. All right. Everybody get on the ground. T-Pain, look, we gotta get the fuck out of here, man. We really appreciate you coming through here. I appreciate you all, yeah.

85 South Show, T-Pain, Nave didn't tell Eddie Murphy them about me. We out this bitch. You low down, now. You low down. Photographer, bring the photographers, please. Please, by all the means. Please.

Michael Jackson got the picture of Elvis Presley. Yeah. What they doing? Come on with I leave. They like this on that time. They just, they just. on that bitch like, oh shit, oh shit. Don't you put it in?

Look, Nav ain't in the, get in the picture, man. Come on, man, Jesus. We treat my cup. Br, bro, bro, dab nab up in the pick, man. There we go, there we go. Look, I ain't even in your shit, nap. Put this on the ground. Thank you, long.

Bram up, bro. And then post that shit, he was like, ran in the big brother. He fucking with the movie. We work. We working. We're working. It's a movie. Wow.

Bro, T. Payne, I'm full, man. I hope that was a good episode, man. That was a great episode. Magnificent. Magnificent. That's funny as shit. Man, we turned up. We're on the night shit tonight, OG.

Yeah, we're on the night shit. You good? Yes, sir. Let's get it. We're gonna get you locked up. Locked up in here. Man, I might need to make me some of you got damn snacks. Y'all game.

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