The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Take It From The Top! W/ DC Young Fly & Karlous Miller | Ep. 248
Episode Date: August 7, 2020DC Young Fly and Karlous Miller connect again on this episode bringing the the crazy jokes and they brought Eric Wilson from the Black bank - Citizens Trust. The guys get into a great discussion about... the history of Black banks and how we can get involved today and share more economic knowledge with our people. Plus DC and Lous bring on an up and coming musical artist to teach some skills on how to make it in the entertainment industry. Then Karlous and DC move everybody out the way to bring more tears of laughter and jokes with just the original duo. https://85apparelco.com/ Get your merch here! #85southshow #economics FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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You ain't stuck in your head, man.
Y'all ready?
Come on, everybody.
One, two, three.
Where you go, bro?
Ah!
Yeah
Citizen trust gotta be
Yeah that's up
And it's ran by some black folks
Citizens trust got a bank
And it's ran by some black folks
Citizens trust got a bank
And it's ran by some black folks
Citizens Trust got a bank
And it's ran by some black boys
This is really hot!
I'm telling you.
Oh, I'm telling him I want $6.8 million for it.
I know the exact number.
Like, it's all I want.
Not a V anymore, not at all less.
Oh, that's crazy.
Oh, man.
How you living today, man?
You can't get it.
All right, Chuck on D.C., he good?
All right, Dad.
You're from Atlanta?
No, I'm from D.C. originally.
Oh, word.
No Tigo from D.C.
Yeah.
What boy?
Northwest.
Okay, bet.
Best.
Good.
But I've been there.
But I've been there, but since 91.
Word.
Guess I'm from Atlanta now.
Oh, you are?
No.
I need you on this one, bro.
You know, he's wearing the bank.
Look, take this out.
out citizens trust got a bank oh my goodness uh huh and it's ran by some black folks
yeah citizens trust got a bank yeah and it's ran by some black folks who at the front
south oh man by some black folks who is at the south
citizen's trust got a bank oh yeah and it's ran by some black folks we're selling that one they
You got to buy that one.
My personal banker in a wheelchair.
And I didn't know until he scooted from around his desk.
I was like, nigger, you will sit down in tire tire.
You know why?
Citizens' trucks got a bank.
What?
And he's ran by some black folks.
Citizens just got a bank
Y
And it's ran by some black folks
Don't come get no loan
If you ain't get it before
You're able to say that again, uh-huh
Don't come get no loan if you ain't did it before
Nika talking about what I do
How I feel it out
All you need is like one or two forms of ID
Yeah and a checking account
They cash your check for free
What?
And they don't even charge no overdraft fee.
Aw, you bullshit.
They'd be like, hold up, bro.
Let me see.
And they know that all of my bills late.
I called the bank.
They were like, four, you still straight.
Can you just hold them charges?
They was like, hold on.
We can't hold no charges.
Hey, man, welcome back to the intracial.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know if you know this.
We know this, but we recently discovered that uh...
Sinus has just got a bang, oh, and it's ran by some black folks.
Sils is just got a bank, uh, and it ran by some black folks.
Hey, speaking of the backbone.
Hey, speaking about people.
Kill the music, man.
We gotta do this right.
Do this shit, right.
I'm excited, bro.
Come on, man.
Come on.
You already know.
What we're doing?
Mr. Eric Wilson, man, singe advice.
Oh, gee, got the cankies on him, bullshit.
Oh, got them banking pants on.
What's happening, man?
Hey, man, glad to be here.
Hey, man, we're glad to have you, man.
We're glad to see you over there doing your thing,
handling business, professional.
We ain't here clowning, man, but you do your thing over there, man.
So salute to you first and foremost, you know,
gonna give you all your praises up front.
BP, man.
Let me do let me phone know what the fuck going on, man.
We don't see niggas like you every day.
You are our hero, y'all, my hero.
Y'all are you doing, you know, your creative thing,
you know, being your own boss.
So, speaking of the creatives.
I appreciate y'all and look up to y'all as well.
Word.
Word.
Hey, man, how long have you been in the bank
in finance industry?
Over 25 years.
Word.
Right, wait.
Talk your shit.
Yeah, I started as a teller when I was in college at Morehouse.
And it was the best job I could get at the time
that paid more money than working at Linux mall.
So tell the black folk what tell them mean,
because you know in the black community,
you're a snitch, so that ain't what it is.
No, not that kind of thing.
Exactly.
That's why we brought him to translate.
Some nigga, like, he was a teller, man.
Cut this shit off, man.
Telling that ass nigger, man.
Land, we get what the police did.
He got a sik nought ass nigger, man.
Land we get what the pollie, now they got to tell him.
All, AKA cash shit.
There you go.
Talk yo shit.
How about that?
Still a nigga at the house, like,
the nigga worked at Walmart?
No, what's the process of moving up the ladder that high?
Because now you don't have no boss, right?
You the boss, how you become the whole boss?
Well, I'm not the whole boss quite yet, but, um...
You can't do a boss, Nick.
Well, I'm just saying, can't nobody at your job
tell you what to do that way.
Right.
Yeah.
You can get fired.
Yeah, they can call, but like, ain't nobody in the building
gonna tell you shit.
Right, right.
See, that's exactly what I'm talking about.
When you run the whole building, that's good enough for.
up over here.
No, I mean, you just, it's about performance.
It's about, you know, doing good things in a community,
raising your profile, doing stuff like this,
showing that, you know, hey, we are in the community.
I'm a wait, nigga, because we're doing some good shit.
And we're trying to build.
So, you know, people see that, and they support you
and your growth.
So it's like, out of all, you know,
all this, you know, controversial things have been going on.
Everybody's been saying, like, buy black and bank black.
So have you been seeing, you know, an influx of black people coming to Citizens Trust to open accounts and move businesses over that way?
Absolutely.
Actually, you know, it happened back in 16.
We had Killer Mike and JD and Usher come by.
At that moment, we had...
You know shit big when Usher come.
Usher don't come to shit.
Did he dance in that, Mom?
No, he didn't dance.
But, you know, we opened probably at the...
that moment more accounts in about three months than we had the previous three years so that
just tells you what an influencer can do in terms of moving moving the numbers this time I feel
like that was sort of I call that a moment now I feel like it's a movement I feel like this is
going to be sustainable in terms of you know the people coming in we you can even catch that game
you just dropped yes I heard it when you said turn a moment into a
To a move in, listen, I'm taking that.
See, that's how you talk money without even saying.
Take a moment to a movie.
Come on.
Keep going.
Keep going, nigga, we're listening.
Keep going.
Keep going.
I need some more of this.
Yeah, so now, you know, it seems like it's going to be, you know, people are being intentional.
They're saying, okay, I want to do business with black people.
I want to support black people.
And prior to that, you know, people are on the fence.
And now with people being more intentional to your point.
Yes, the phone has been ringing.
We've been, you know, overwhelmed with new accounts, new loans.
We do mortgages, credit cards, the whole nine.
So we've been a different thing.
What do you think the hesitation is for people to bake black?
Don't your shit.
Come on, we got them.
They're listening right now.
It's a couple things.
One, we just program not to even think about it, right?
So you do what you, what's convenient.
So you see a, you know, majority bank.
I'm not going to give them no props.
I don't blame you.
You see a majority bank on every corner.
And so that's what you automatically just think of when you have a need.
But the difference now is that what I was saying about being in tensions, we have to think,
okay, who that looks like me to understands my financial situation that may have been in my shoes at one point
would probably, you know, be favorable towards me in terms of there's no stereotypes,
none of the stuff that you might receive at the majority bank.
So think about that, and that can have a good effect
when you, you know, looking to do accounts
or when you're looking to do loans, things like that.
Now, on this question I got right,
when you was a teller, you was working for the other corporation.
Now break that, because we already had I sit down,
break that finding, the finding moment
that you realize that you could turn into a movement.
You did what I'm saying?
We're missing it.
When you was at that other corporation
you realize, you're like, you know what, I'm bringing too much to a whole organization that
really not saying they don't really care for our people, but now I need to redirect this
energy and go where it's needed.
Yeah, I mean, you know, they have the organ, those organizations have their place, right?
So for me, that place was they gave me the game, right?
They trained me, they taught me all the stuff.
I maneuver my way up until we talked about commercial real estate.
They taught me all of that.
A lot of those things we don't normally get exposed to.
So what I, I kind of had an epiphany that, hey, I can take what they learned, they taught me over here and teach that game to our people and then that'll elevate even more of us.
So it's more of a, you know, take what I've learned and then, you know, try to give back so we can elevate the masses and not just, you know, one or two people, you know.
You can go to school for a lot of stuff, but it's the.
It's the reality of life.
Like, you know, I could tell you anything you need to know about commercial real estate right now.
And it would save you years of school.
And if you got the money and we can put it together.
I mean, it's just, it's a beautiful thing.
It's just the problem is a lot of times we don't get exposed.
My daddy wasn't rich.
You know, so they don't understand.
My dad is going to fucking start.
But that's how it is, yeah.
Well, give us some quick game, right quick as much as you can on some commercial real estate.
Well, I mean, honestly.
You're going to touch somebody.
It's somebody listening right now, we're watching.
That's going to pick it up and be like, I got that game.
Break it down, because, you know, needs ain't always quick.
Yeah, so the reality is, again, what I talk about us thinking.
Right.
We've always stayed in apartments.
We never thought who owns that apartment.
Right?
We just paid the rent, whatever.
ever thought about, man, I want to own this one day. And so what really has kept black people
out of the commercial real estate market. Now you hear somebody say, oh, I have some rental
properties. Usually they're talking about a single family house or two. But owning an apartment
building, owning a hotel, owning an office building, those are things that we never really
thought of before. And the things that really, the thing that really has kept us out of it is the
down payment. Because when you go to buy a house, they have down payment assistance. They had
3% down, 5% down. They have all these programs designed to help you with the American dream.
But when it comes to commercial real estate, that's an investment. And so they expect for you
to have what we call skin in the game. Hey, I'm not going to help you buy that unless you put
some money in it too, because if we lose, we're going to lose together, right? So on a commercial
side you usually had to put in 20 to 25% down typically and that's what's kept us out because
think about it if a building on like apartment building costs a million dollars to get a loan
you got to put up $250,000 so you say to yourself how many black people really have $250,000
where it used to be not a lot but now we've got professionals we've got entertainers we've got
athletes these are all the people now that actually had resources or you can pool your resources
like me you you we can go in everybody put in no VP or no bank name well now you do right
so you know that's yeah we gotta go in on some shit no more definitely and even to pick back up
on on on that uh not just more so just explain let these four understand why banking black is you know what
I'm saying is prevalent to us because you got to understand there was a system even
though that's part of the system 25% when you're banking at these other
corporations it's a system that they built that it was really strictly made for
them so when we come in and we asking can we get a loan they're like first of all
you ain't even to get the percent that we give to our people I'm gonna go ahead
get y'all 40 we need at least half but when you come where we at because it's
black own you need a loan man we don't fuck with you
We're going to rock with you because it was stimulations and restrictions which made us not
even be like that just be scared to even walk in the bank because in our mind I ain't
going to get no goddamn home how you know that how do you know that they already you have
been taught that since a young age you ain't going to get no damn long right why you see what
I'm saying yeah I mean if you I mean based everything you just said was the whole reason that
the bank was started in the first place so
You're going to run down.
So the bank was started back in 1921.
Now, next year we'll be 100 years old.
I mean, if you think about it, you had the great depression in the late 20s, right?
You had the great recession that we just passed, and we had more banks in Georgia
failed than any other state in the United States.
But hey, this little black bank here, we still stand and we're profitable, right?
but the reason it was created
was because of things you're saying
systematic racism would not allow
us to buy homes
have you all anybody seen the movie
the banker
I haven't seen anybody seen
alright raise your hand like we didn't clap
niggins shit
I look in that nigga
okay we got five people seen
yeah we got okay we got seven I got some over here
I know the run down
we can get to watch it though
yeah so I mean even that was
you know these guys ended up
buying a bank using the white face
to, you know, I want a bank, but the point...
This is a white dude right over there.
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85 south i put that on everything times is hard out here you see so you they they did that so that
they could help more black people on we've always had to trick the system whatever so by us
establishing the bank uh it allows us to do the things that at the majority of institutions is harder
to do you see you come in the bank right right
you go into a majority bank say hey i want to go buy a million dollar building they might not
know who you are they might not they may make a cast judgment of you know how you walk in you
know they they might you know make assumptions right but we don't do that because you know
he's a great business you know you know right exactly smart we've had conversations you
can see he's focused he's got some things he wants to do but we don't make those type of uh
assumptions about people again because i was going to ask you what incentives are y'all running the bank
itself yeah uh i mean we don't we know what the fuck that mean we black is it when the
nigga hit you with that shit bro i mean i mean i mean i can do a little song but not in front of everybody
me gonna help you out me ain't gonna you're talking that guy what hey we're a small bank
We don't can have a small couple people out.
But you know, even the pickback off that, you know what I'm saying,
on some black excellence, you know,
and stuff that's not really being taught to us.
Like how you said, we wasn't taught that people.
As y'all can say, he said that the bank started in 1920
during a time where we were, it was no equality.
That's 20 years from 18 hundred months.
That's what I'm saying.
You're telling me somebody starting a bank.
Black people came together.
That's how shit to start, y'all.
They're not going to put this shit in handbook
because power is knowledge,
knowing something over somebody.
If they don't know it and you know it,
you have power over them.
So if I know something that you don't know,
I got power of you.
So if y'all don't know,
a bank can come about.
A group of people coming together,
putting funds together.
We have a fund, okay?
Now, you come bank,
what else in what's a way to tell you who put interest on it?
Now, that's what happened in the 1920s.
A group of black people came together to start a bank for us.
But have we been talked about it?
No.
Are they going to tell us about it?
No.
Is this in handbooks?
No.
This is history.
Real history they're supposed to be told to us.
So I want y'all motherfuckers out there to step aside in that shit and at least broaden your horizons, people, and want to pick up this knowledge.
This is not a person that's here and we're just trying to get y'all to fuck with.
No, we're telling y'all because-
to be here he he ain't got to be here but we said we we we fucking with him right not only we
we are taking advice from him nigga we gonna took our money right and went over here you dig
what I'm saying so I want y'all to get one of us we ain't there no food now go ahead again
now I mean we're gonna have to keep bringing you back to keep us updated now you know
and bringing the brothers some some financial literacy we need it absolutely yeah
absolutely somebody who can speak the language and you know I mean who know how to
say what need to be said so the right people can hear absolutely i mean you know we're about
building helping to build wealth right so you know a lot of times at the majority institutions
you got to walk in and you got to already know all the answers the difference with the black
bank is you come in tell us you tell me what your dream is and then i try to tell them what you
start what you got in your pocket and then i tell you how to go you know how much you feel
Deposit, motherfucker.
Yeah, I give you the map for how to get there, you know.
We need more black banks.
People be more financially responsible.
They would, man, can you imagine going to the bank and be like, yeah, let me get some money and the teller just hit you back.
Like, bro, you sure?
You don't really need to do you.
Man, go on the bullshit.
It's close.
You want to see your account, man.
Advise you, I'll keep it in there.
Yeah, you should have just be at a check.
Man, I can't let you tell me.
I can't let you get that, man.
You can't trust you check one box.
Send me a little something.
And they just sing you what you can get according to what you got.
Now, a little something.
Now, percentage of what you got in there, a little something.
It's all we got for you, Middoll.
We ain't going to let you go back, big dog.
How long you need something, too?
You can check the box till Monday.
It's just everyone they got everything.
So you're going to pay me back till Monday now.
Okay, I'm going to lend you $20.
You get your envelope back in theater.
Black bank for real.
Hey, send us the envelope back, big dog.
You ain't used me.
No, but see that, we need to tell our people that because it's a lot of stuff.
We don't, by me even being in the industry, I grew because I needed to.
You see what I'm saying?
Because I didn't like, I don't like, I don't like, I only like my lawyers to talk for me.
I don't like motherfucker talking for me or when I'm in meetings, I want to hear what they're saying.
I want to grasp the information because learning is fun to me, especially now I'm at an age where
I'm like, shit, the shit that I'm learning, I'm actually using, the knowledge, the shit that I'm, you know what I'm saying, gaining from books, you know what I'm saying, putting it into my life.
So it's like, we need to learn the system.
And we got to understand, we need to stop trying to integrate a system that wasn't built for us.
It's okay.
Like, we had that conversation with like, if you who you are, whatever your nationality is, you're supposed to have that type of power.
about your race.
White man, if you white, you're supposed to be happy to be white
because you white, but I'm black.
I'm happy as fuck to be black.
You dig what I'm saying.
It's you supposed to.
So now we have an establishment of facilitated foods
that's saying, hey man, I'm like you.
Matter of fact, I got a whole bunch of resources
that's for you, black brother,
because it was a time where we didn't have none of that.
And it was a time where we couldn't afford.
Now it was a time when they demoralized us
and told us that we can't even start a bank, nigga.
It's 2020.
Why am, are we now?
Just putting our money into a black bank.
And this shit was opened up in 1920.
And I'm putting my money in the 2020?
Something going, something wrong.
It's the anniversary, you'll be cool.
Yeah, so.
I can't even act like I had some money for a long time.
I used to keep my money close to me.
But I'm saying just, just a little something.
Just like how you said earlier, just a little something.
I know a nigga got a bank account with $100 in me.
I had a point in my life where I would take all my money out of my account.
Quick as hell.
What?
Who?
Hey, get my money.
See?
Oh, I'm going to have to snatch me shit like that.
Go on close the account.
Uh-uh.
You got your little fuck-ass card back.
Give me my money.
All $6.26.
You can't close your account like that.
It's going to take away.
It's going to take away.
You're going to have $6.
And then when you ain't got a lot of money,
they'll let you close that motherfucker right then.
Uh-uh.
Get the shit.
You ain't fucking.
Black man charged to close.
You closed on what?
Shit.
Shit.
Boy, you want all your money.
You're going to get it all now.
See, back when we first started,
all the black people came to put their money in.
They were so excited to have a place to go.
But then when integration came,
you know how we are.
You know how we all.
I want to be like you.
Yeah.
There's is better.
There's it's colder, so let's run over there.
And so, you know, you have, you know, we've had customers for years, but it's sort of that older customer base that were, you know, from that civil rights.
And they really understood, hey, this is where I need to be banking for a lot of reasons.
And now because of these social pushes that we've had, you know, our client age, average age has gone from mid-50s to, like,
mid 30s right now just because of these pushing so for us that gives us
sustainability another demographic oh more day right some young some young
motherfuckers with some money from TikTok and hip hop you too all y'all nigga they're
doing it put the shit in citizen trust man go ahead drop the deposit niggins but
tell them tell them why we should because that in all we're gonna get down to them
to the real nitty gritty because like how he said when they started it was it was
around like the civil rights
movement so majority of the people who understood back then and we're gonna put my
money over there because nine's gonna be sure they think like 50 60 nigger he's
the right the average age at citizen trust was like 52 that was done I want my
money that was that would a lot I want my money around some motherfuckers going to
heaven everybody in line sucking on their bottom lip they got no teeth so we need
all the young people let me see it for the money get
me $300.
I know I put it in that last week.
Now listen here, we need all the young people to go back at citizen trust.
You dig what I'm saying?
Take your money out with everything.
I don't get a fuck where it's it?
Take that shit out and go to citizen trust, man.
Because the more of us and the more we can populate as an economy, guess what?
The bank is only going to get greater for us.
Yeah, leave some of that shit because you got the bill set on auto pay.
Don't forget about that.
Don't take all your shit out of there and be owing them folks.
and be owing them folks, they get to cutting shit off.
Because once they cut it off, you got to pay another deposit.
And keep in mind, you barely paid that.
So to start all over again, you don't want to ruin yourself financially.
Because then you ain't going to have shit to take over there to citizen and trust.
Now, $7206.
So when you deposit money into our bank, we loan that money out to people like you.
You better stop doing that shit.
So.
Let me find out you let the motherfucker off my $626.
All right.
Maybe not people like you.
I'd be out that bitch at 8.30 in the morning.
No, I'm feeling to talk to Eric.
Look at my account.
That shit said, pendant.
Who the fucking is pending?
Who is that?
I don't know pending.
They ain't no authorized use on my shit.
What time Eric comes?
I'll be here, they get in there.
It'll be ringing right there.
No, I know how that bank should work.
That was just too good, didn't I say.
When you deposit into the majority bank,
you go to the majority bank,
Like, they'd be loaning your money out to people that don't look like you.
Like a lot of businesses, when we had that PPP thing,
a lot of businesses that banked with those majority banks didn't get any money.
And then they, you know.
Oh, we gave it out to all our business.
Oh, that's how you really stuck.
You gave you a PBE loan act.
We're like, look, we're going to help the community with it.
During the pandemic, y'all gave us money.
We gave out the government's money.
No, that's what I'm saying.
Why y'all didn't get me none of that shit?
We ain't been there worth this seven month, Nick.
Yeah, who's just...
I didn't get a little 4% interest rate or something.
You could have let me get a little 4% interest rate or something.
It took my money, gave it straight away. Thank you, D.C., here you go with young fella.
There you go.
Who the fuck put these organic-ass gummy bells up here?
Are they nasty?
Man, what?
Oh, boy?
They're organic. They just taste like taste.
Look, man, we ain't gonna keep you in here all night,
but we really appreciate you coming through and just spray.
sprinkling their little knowledge on us to help us get our financial literacy up for 2020 we got a lot of big things going a lot of a lot of new creations coming over here from 85 south man and we just want to come to get a quick intro you know about you know knowing somebody in your position is always good and we appreciate you coming through anything you want to leave us with uh just i just you know one thing i just want to say to to everybody listening um you know right
Now, you're seeing in a lot of cities, this gentrification process, right?
Talk your shit.
Don't sell your grandmother's house.
Don't sell your mama's house.
This shit's about to go.
Hey man, I'm looking for that deed right goddamn now.
She passed two years ago.
I'm about to sell this mother.
Look, don't argue with me.
This is what she wanted.
She left me this house.
Now.
This is what she wanted?
What she said, dude!
Let me see.
My name, she...
She asked you, no.
We just know it's somebody...
Somebody uncle at the house.
Man, no folks gonna give us.
Look, they's talking about $110,000.
No.
Now, the house needs a roof.
Now, ain't nobody gonna do that.
Hey, bro.
My brother's almost sold.
My dad's house is $1,000.
$1,000.
Oh.
You know what in their life?
Look, they're gonna get me three.
They're gonna get you, I'm look at that dude, bitch, I ain't getting shit.
Nicky, that need me to even say this, but I'm gone, man, y'all, nigga.
I mean, y'all, nigga, call me you're giving this fucking ass shit.
You said you miss me, motherfucker.
How much you, you don't get?
Man, 14,000, nigga, and six kids.
Who in there like here?
Who's gonna get the, the rest, dispatch?
Hey, y'all, nigga, shut the fuck up talking me.
I'm not selling this house, man.
$14,000?
I'm still on crack in here.
I think a nigger relapse.
I know a nigger relapse.
Oh.
$14,000.
That's all I kept saying going out of that.
$14,000.
I'll be there.
I'm all outside.
God damn.
Jamie.
$14,000.
Oh, oh, man, see?
Don't sell that house, man.
Man, oh, man.
Look, then the white man would die like,
he was in the house, too, bro.
The white man, who was in the back?
Yeah, I told him get the fuck out.
Literally, just like that.
I said, who are you?
My brother's talking about,
this man, that's going to lie.
I swear, he ain't got no teeth.
I started to punch that nigga right in his mouth.
So fast mouth.
That's gonna straight tooth.
Hold up, I think a bit me.
Mushmouth.
Got one tooth in the back, sharp as hell.
Real top, from Crackhead for real, bro.
$14,000, O.G.
But like you said, don't sell grandma in their house.
Oh, shit.
Hell yeah, because it's worth more than they go.
Well, just like he said, that person right there
will give him $14,000, he move in, do a few improvements.
He'll, you know, he's gonna increase the value
of the house that'll go to, you know,
100,000 or, you know, that's what's happened
in all these neighborhoods, especially around
Atlanta, D.C., all these major
cities, they pay pennies to get
the house, move in, next thing you see
somebody jogging with a dog.
I was going to be jogging on banking.
I was going to buy, I'll be riding through the hood
sometime, man. Some of them deals
be too good to pass up. They'd be like,
three acres, $700.
I would, bad, but we had to fix
this bitch in one day, because soon as we leave,
they're going to steal everything out of this
bitch. Okay, but even
And then I still, I told like, don't sell it.
Because you got to understand,
Daddy paid this house off.
My nigga, you have no rent.
You could really be in here with the lights off,
the water, all.
You're gonna be stanked.
But shit, you ain't got to pay shit.
Why sell it?
And now you got $2,000.
I love your outlook on shit.
Because what?
You feel what I'm saying?
Worst case scenario.
But I tell me, for real, nigga,
we got dad left us a house, nigg.
You got to think about it.
We have some other, we have shelter.
You said this motherfucker for $14,000.
You got one month worth a rent in your pocket, fool.
No, you're talking about, man, let's see if he getting money back.
No, bitch, it's over with it.
Y'all got to start letting your crack-haired, brother, negotiate the family.
Bro, he'd be fining the niggas.
I don't know, he'd be on the phone.
Look, bro, I'm on the phone with him.
I'm gonna call ya.
I'm like, how you get a phone?
With no money.
So look, man, you gotta come back and check us out.
The citizen trust got a bank.
And it's ran by some black folks.
I'm talking about...
Trust word to bank too, y'all.
Listen, trust word.
Hey man.
Leave all that other shit over there, y'all.
Y'all know who I'm talking to.
Leave that shit over there.
Take their money.
Take their money.
And when you come over here, take their money.
Get some money from them.
It's money from them.
Bring it over here with us.
Bring it over here with us.
We leave it.
They already got some.
They've been headed.
That's reparation!
See how we...
That's...
We're on their ass.
We know them.
And they.
Mm-hmm.
They don't know we and us.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, exactly.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
We're paying attention.
Well, I'm part of we and us now.
Exactly.
You're all I'm trying to tell you, O.G.
Hey.
Citizen Trey.
I don't know if you know this, Marvin Gaye proud of you.
Look at her.
Look how he's looking at him.
That the first time he smiled, my name.
Who on gay?
What up?
He like, he like, I didn't even know.
about no citizens.
I ain't never, what you're doing doing?
I ain't never said nothing about no damn citizen.
Got the people who are going to give all this saying I done I did.
They never put my money in citizen.
Well, just know we're looking, we're looking forward to doing some great business with you, man.
And when you get ready to go in on something,
you're going to be me and DC and him and all of these people over here, man.
So we're going to go by us something.
All right, let's do it.
Before you go too, let people know,
because this is not just a show that it's based in the number.
It's around the world.
Right.
If you don't know, it's Citizen Trust.
Oh, yeah.
It is.
Hey, Citizens Trust, yeah.
We're in Atlanta right now, but we have, you know,
locations everywhere you can catch us online and CTBConnect.com.
Get at us on Instagram.
You know, man.
Y'all got an Instagram, bro.
Yeah.
Citizens Trust about Instagram.
Hey.
Hey.
Man, what, does somebody go to the Instagram, right?
Go to the Instagram.
We want to see what they got.
What the, bro, what did they got?
What the bank Instagram doing, bro?
They post your pictures with the money.
Got your shit up with that.
You didn't know your shit safe at hell up here, boy.
That is hilarious.
That was hilarious.
Niggas gonna be driving all the way down from Michigan
just to put their money in here.
Oh yeah.
This is beautiful.
What are there right that low?
This is their Instagram.
No, it's beautiful.
Man really looks real professional.
It looks like a home in there.
Home and Garden.
I was so professional.
I thought they was going to be on there.
8 o'clock with the stacks.
That truck just brought that stimulant money, my boy.
Come down here.
Bit money on debt.
Here you're talking about.
Inch interest rate, 3%.
We got a pipe shit.
Checking and saving.
Fuck.
Nick, come see Batman.
Nicky just on there on the money phone.
Then you got your life insurance.
Boy, we got money out here bigger than your future.
Boy, come out here and bed some.
I put that on God, but on God, these folks got hell of money out here.
I'm talking about BitBlue.
Fuck you talking about.
That butt blue.
20,000 in them orange 10.
Come see Batman, 9 in the morning.
Over here on their West End.
Fuck you mean.
We're on in America too, Nick.
And they're on there talking about big shit.
They're on the COVID-19.
Won't even open the door for these broke-ahead knee.
Fuck you're talking about.
Real name.
You didn't come through that drive-through.
Fuck you mean.
Furr-Winda, you know, Ferdwanda, shoddy.
Been with the school.
Been with the school.
Bit finance.
Bit commercial real estate.
Fuck you mean.
Broke ad.
Uglaid.
Lame man.
Don't even on your crib bag.
Paying rent.
Stupid ad.
No integrity.
None.
Hugged.
We're getting money over here.
Commercial real estate.
Not the TV commercial.
What?
Big business.
Fuck you mean.
Big.
We'll get a big, the big, big, big, big business.
You're a tell her.
What?
You'll tell them.
Hell no.
Can't shit, I ain't told a shit, boy.
Fuck you're talking about, what?
The business big in hell.
O.G., I fuck with you, boy, but I waited long enough.
Yeah, man, we gotta get you out of here, man.
We ain't kicked you out, but, hey, man.
Citizen Trust Bank.
85 South Time.
My man.
My man.
Eric Wilson, man.
Eric Wilson, man, y'all show us a lot.
Thank you, guys.
I appreciate it, man.
I appreciate it.
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I want to break up.
You're going to be fantasizing about having two dicks in your life and or end of hand.
Who are you right now?
What y'all are you?
I didn't even know you wanted two dicks.
I thought you just knew what a dix after you want to get them.
You're having fantasy dicks.
Cheekness bitch.
Over here trying to dream.
mother another dick like trying to partner my dick with another big to complete your fucking
fantasy what type of selfish ass shit is that like my dick man a tag team partner like like she
bored with just one day i got all this other stuff i could be using i sure wish it was a tag team
dick that's not who i want to be with it's not who the fuck i want to be with that's the
He can play all day, cuz.
What the fuck?
I just want to get to it.
You ever seen like a black man who just sick of his woman?
Like 30 years married.
This thing is sick of her ass.
He wants her to cheat.
He's like, please, just jacking up.
I want to get to that point of not giving a footless.
I don't know.
I don't know.
You married.
How long?
How long?
He ain't there.
He ain't there yet.
23, they're still kissing on the lips of shit
going to Nashville on vacation.
When you've been married, 23 years,
you take the most bullshit vacations to places
nobody wants to go.
Where y'all go?
We went up to Gatlinburg.
Got a cabin up there, zip line, walked up a trail,
ate some trail mix, I saw where some lines used to live,
took a picture by the river, we had a nice time.
They didn't do shit.
Just walked around and talked about Dave.
Look how nice it is out here.
Ooh, Lord.
Trying to get to that point.
Not giving a fuckness.
But I ain't that yet.
I'm getting close.
I've been working on not give a fuckness.
I thought you said you're going to work on a marriage.
Oh, I've been lowering my levels of giving a fuckness.
There used to be certain things that would make me give a fuck.
You know, like in conversation, give a fuck.
Like you take a stance.
No, I just don't even give a fuck.
I just be like, it is what it is.
You know, we live to fight another day.
Yeah, your dad, drunk.
Look at his hair.
Mone fuck, hell is this way.
You know, that's what I'm talking about.
That level of don't give a fuck.
When you go to Miami with your wife,
get drunk, put on two different flip-flops,
have a little pee on your shorts,
And just, she love you.
Like when you just don't have to try no more,
23 years in as a good man,
you gave a fuck, you kept your hair cut,
your kids is in college.
Now you can just walk around not giving the fuck.
Just get a monthly check.
I ain't saying, that's what I'm not give a fuck.
And go to Gatlinburg.
They know Gatlinburg ain't shit.
They know.
Y'all tired of Gatlinburg
Y'all didn't want to Gatlinburg for everything.
Everything.
Gallowberg.
We have a high school graduation.
Where in Gatlinburg?
What the fuck?
Gotta go to Gatlinburg for every goddamn thing.
That's literally how dick is me, bro.
Man, what?
Yeah, we're gonna skip school and do what?
Go to Gatlinburg.
Find something else to do.
The white dude, he used to be.
He used to go to Murphysboro all this.
Yeah, we're gonna go down to Murphysboro, man.
My cousin's gonna ride some four-wheelers ATVs, man.
We're gonna go down to Murphysboro.
Man, that shit sound lit.
Let me go with you.
Dude, you don't want to go.
Who's your mind?
That's when they go with the racist cousins.
Dude, you don't want to go.
These dudes are dicks, man.
They're not even cool.
Why do you keep going?
I'm cool with them.
You wouldn't like them.
That's when you know you're fucked up at the white party.
When you hear the white dude say,
dude, that is so fucking not cool.
That's the worst shit you can do at a white party, man.
You around some white people, you hear that shit?
It don't matter what, you can kill somebody.
Like, dude, what the fuck?
That is so not cool.
Not cool, bro.
White people crazy.
Man, you know this shit.
That niggins said Murph is bro, okay?
Be out there, bitch, having big fun.
8 o'clock in the morning.
Drunk.
You know white people drunk when they get to losing their shoes and shit,
the first thing they're having white people were drunk,
motherfucking them got-down shoes.
Toe up.
Billy, where your flip-flops?
I don't know, bro.
I've been drinking since 9 this morning.
They love to tell you what time they started.
Dude, we've been up since 6, bro, fucking drinking.
I've drawn 58 beers, man.
We took some shots.
We had some coke earlier.
I'm not even coke high, bro.
But I'm still drunk.
It's 10 in the morning.
I need a fucking Xanax.
My sister has my other coat.
They always got some backup coke.
You see what I'm saying?
You think all white people like cocaine.
They ain't turning that shit now.
Yeah.
And then they always got, and they got some better cocaine
than what's available, too.
You guys want to do some real coke?
No, this is fine.
You're trying to order that fentanyl.
Somebody's going down, little bitch.
Dude, I knew a guy.
Oh, fuck that guy, man.
White people love their drug, man.
They almost die every time they get, dude.
I know a dude, he's fucking super steady, but he's cool.
He's cool.
He's a total dick, bro, but he's cool.
He's gonna pull a gun on us.
I fucking know he is.
But I'll go in.
I'll let him pull the fucking gun or whatever, but he's gonna give us some awesome ass
Coke, bro.
Hey, man, this niggas funny.
It's gonna get some awesome blow, man.
It's gonna be so worth it.
Trust me, bro.
Give me your money.
Like, fold it three times, bro.
That's funny, bro.
You don't believe me?
You don't think go to college.
When white people offer you some cocaine and you don't want none, they apologize.
They'd be like, dude, I'm so sorry, bro.
Dude, I'm not a dick, bro.
I'm so sorry, bro.
I'm just gonna do this last little bit, and that's it, bro.
I won't ever do this around you again, bro.
Swore to God.
Man, synthetic weed.
I didn't know nobody lame enough to smoke that shit.
Hey, check on DC, see if we're ready to do this shit.
Some people can do it.
Whatever.
These motherfuckers, what do you look like?
He black, and he from the hood.
Jesus.
I believe that.
Because look at his name, man.
Then look at all the shit that happened to him.
All the shit like that happened to niggins.
He's hanging around 12 motherfuckers.
They can't stand up.
All he ever...
Think about the Bible story.
All Jesus ever did was prove he was Jesus.
Did nobody believe the motherfucker with Jesus the whole time?
Hey man, I need you to do something for me.
I'm the son of God.
Oh, the bullshit, man.
Go on, bro.
It's hot out here, bro.
Been out here 600 years and here you show up with this shit.
Everybody, Jesus.
They're okay, what on, bro.
Oh, bro, for real, that meat is that.
Bro, go on with that bulls shit.
I got a thousand sheep to take care of.
In the desert, don't never ask questions.
Technically saying that he owns the entire song,
but you can go take it.
Oh, shit.
That shit real.
That shit real.
Oh, God.
I'm taking, bruh.
Come on, man.
So you can't take on, go nowhere.
Huh?
God, man.
Don't get me started, man.
Don't get me started, bro.
I'm telling you, Jesus was real.
He had to be, he had to be a nigga, though.
And first of all, a whole one, like a whole one.
Think about it.
They wrote a whole book about this shit.
A bunch of different times.
Everybody had, this motherfucker was so cold,
everybody told their story about the time
that they was with him.
Everybody, brother, like everybody,
he was a legend, bro.
They don't tell you why they talk about Jesus.
It's the shit that he was doing
when he wasn't doing shit.
This man was a letter.
He was the puffy of his time, like.
Because everywhere he went,
he set that bitch off, he made shit better.
He had to be.
He was so good that some white dudes
killed him.
That don't sound familiar?
Come on, bro.
And he walked everywhere.
Can you imagine you in Egypt?
You know you in Egypt.
You didn't took a boat for 40 days and 40 nights.
You go into Egypt and you kick him.
Then you go home wherever the fucking took,
wherever home is.
And you get there, he there, they're already there.
I see something. I see something.
Come on, bro.
I'm just saying to tell him how good Jesus was, bro.
Jesus was a cold.
Jesus was a cold.
Jesus was a real, man.
That's exactly what, see?
Nick don't even understand, man.
My boy walked on water, man.
That wasn't even none of the coolest shit he did.
He did that early in his team.
Nick don't even know it.
He didn't think of walking on water, boy.
What else, what else?
What's the coolest shit he did?
Coolest shit.
The coolest.
Man, that nigga went to a party one time.
There wasn't no food.
Took one piece of bread.
One fish.
And they was full and there was some left.
I'm gonna tell you a coolest story.
Go ahead.
Everybody at the party was thirsty.
Come on.
He said, you know what?
What y'all want drink?
Then they'd be like, wine.
Daddy.
This how cold Jesus is.
How?
He was dead for three days.
Everybody's sad.
Sad.
The world is so sad.
Get what he do?
What you do?
I'm back.
Craving part about it.
He wasn't any day.
He was just sleep.
He's like, these niggins theater.
I'm gonna get him in three day.
They got three days to get that mind right.
What if you were like one of the pallbearers at the funeral, right?
And you came him up there and then you look down and you sad like,
and then he looked up and he went and he'd be back.
And then you were like,
I ain't gonna say that. He can't, he tell you don't say nothing.
That's how you hear.
Hey, but it's real, it's real confident too.
He just, hey, don't crap my nigga.
Whooose.
I'll be back.
Okay, all right.
I ain't gonna say that.
Ah!
Because the funniest shit in the world is driving,
that nigga holds some tears here.
I ain't even gonna lie, I probably would have dropped your cash.
I'm like, oh my back, Jesus, sorry.
You're gonna scare me, man.
Don't do that.
They're looking at me crazy.
He said...
He said he gonna be back.
Ain't nobody hear that?
Hold on.
Hey, my boy, hey man.
Let me tell you something.
My boy's so real, man.
He was like, hey thief.
I know you stole.
I watched you.
I see you.
Just apologize.
Niggins stealing something.
I ain't steal nothing.
You're gonna lie to me, man.
me man just a piqu-nigger you would say to sam a lamb you want to take the
Dorito but you put them back but you put the gumworms in your bad pocket
niggins are there like man you know what I mean I apologize you're going to
heaven knicker you're going to heaven come on man that's all to take just
apologize these is one of the coldest oh yeah for real for real for real
This motherfucker here's so old.
What?
This nigga here.
And they're off the dogs are coming around the town,
they're coming around the town, coming around,
oh!
You got a bit, he got it.
Oh, there we go, there we go, there's smoky.
Smoky night, they're smoking not.
E, eh, m' m'am, m'u.
So that's what you thought of when you saw that.
Yeah, yeah, the motherfucker, old.
That is old.
That's the radio you find that dark.
I was definitely saying something about Dr. King had.
America, we're sorry to interrupt this program.
We have just lost Dr. King.
Oh, shit.
Comedy hurt so bad.
Yeah, this is the radio.
You used to listen to the old boxing man John.
And there are folks.
They're coming out and giving them the old,
stop the old left, the old right.
Down goes Frasier.
Down goes all up on that bitch.
This is like...
Shut up!
That is hilarious!
Oh my god.
Trying to find your station on this, motherfucker.
You got to be precise.
Look at this.
You got to be in the middle.
Ah!
It's a station between here and here.
E...
Cah!
And they're off in the rubble in a...
...
Right, right, a little, off, in the rob.
Now you know what else come on there?
No, D.C.
What?
Oh, if you're ever down in Dixie.
That motherfucker's lit right here.
Oh, shit, man.
We got another special guest in the trap with us tonight.
We're in the trap living room.
We got company.
Look, we out here working hard to discover all the undiscoverables
and, you know what I'm saying?
Just bring you in contact with some of the coolest motherfuckers.
coolest motherfuckers in rotation on earth right now.
That's why we got you right here.
Yes, sir.
Did you know that?
Did you know that we had neglected you to be one of the coolest motherfuckers?
Tell him your name, G.
Oh yeah, man, Ron, no bullshit, man.
This is radio right hand, man.
You knew what it was when you got here, man.
I did not know the trap was a thrift, though.
This thing got boombox except for boom bucks.
This shit about this shit was $240.
And $40.
That's $2.40 and $40, my name.
My bad.
Tell him your name.
Oh, yeah, bro, Ron Obashi, man,
Nashville, Tennessee, we come straight from the six,
man.
Your nigga, knees out.
That nigga, here's true.
No, nigga.
One of them young.
One of them young.
You ain't paid, but the knees out.
Fuck, you're all right, man.
You hot and cold?
P-pf-knit.
Knee's hot.
That ain't never seen a nigga with his knees hot.
I can just breathe in this area.
I was like, woo, it's hot out here.
Good, gracious the life.
I knew it was on the way.
So hot out here.
You knew he was on your head, man.
I mean, I do see the knees, though.
Nah, man.
Make me fucking his intro up, man.
Do the shit again.
You from the top.
Do it again, knees.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, man, Rondo Bosh.
We really come from Nashville, Tennessee, man.
Nashville, Tennessee, man, 615.
Talk your shit, man.
We got a whole game with you, man.
Y'all did, but I brought the tribe with him, man.
Brought the tribe with you?
What's the name of the tribe?
It's third eye.
It's a label, you know what?
It's a third eye.
Third eye?
Yeah.
Like a third eye?
Yeah, exactly.
Stay woke.
He tattooed his third-ass shit going to all with you.
Yeah, yeah.
He tattooed his third-ass shit gonna all with you.
Mm-hmm.
That shit tickled too.
That's your first title.
What's gonna gang?
Third eye.
Yeah.
It's gang, man.
Everybody, but that's, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, that's a lot of them, though.
Yeah.
I always wonder what everybody do.
I just feel like I ain't never even seen them, but I just feel like everybody play an instrument,
like an obscure-ass instrument.
Like the girl played a triangle.
This is a new slide in the family song right here.
Like the white dude goes crazy on the kazoo.
You would never think that you would never think that motherfucker is a kazoo player like that.
No, he's the most music going on.
Hey, what's a kazoo?
What exactly?
That's the look.
You're talking about the little stick?
Yeah, that's a real.
No, it's just a little like a whistle type.
Oh, you're talking about a slide.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Talking about the little boat, shit?
Yeah.
You're talking about a boat?
Yeah.
I tried to smoke out of one of them.
That's a bowl.
That's a bowl.
I thought it was a goddamn bug.
I'm like, it was like.
I believe that motherfucker tried to smoke out of a kazoo.
No screen, no filter, no.
Uh-uh.
Every time I try to hear the movie, like,
mm-hmm.
Fuck that, man.
Run, tell us about the music, man.
The Nashville shit, that sixth one five.
Shit, man.
It's a scene that's really on the, the,
the upcoming, man, you know, like,
really just starting to get some eyes on this
as far as the scene moving.
Who's some of your influence out of Nashville?
Because you know, I got my boy Trapperman Dale out there,
my boy Lido out there.
What, Lido out there?
You said who influenced me?
Yeah, who you're listening to out of the bill?
After 6-1-5?
Shit, other than the squad, you know what people
don't know, do nothing petty.
Okay.
Roald Marquess.
See, we're gonna check them out
because I like to know what's up and coming
and what the bugs is.
But shit, they, I mean, it's some,
they inspire me too.
Jordan X, X, X, X, Coe, you know what I'm saying?
The nigg with the orange hat on?
No, the Freckles.
Freckles are here, yeah.
Oh, real?
Jordan XXX code.
Jordan XX?
Yeah.
Oh, look, you got to break the game down,
So you rap.
Yeah.
You rap.
So what the hell they do?
Shit.
I mean, Jordan make music.
Jordy make music.
Ryan make music.
Did.
Colman make music, produce, mix, and master.
Who little brother is that?
That's somebody little brother, dude, the long neck.
I'm talking of that thing, that's a little brother.
Man, fuck!
Take him!
He doesn't do music, mom.
Take him.
He got a...
He know how to clap.
You see him?
That's the genius, though.
He the genius?
I believe you.
He's probably, oh, he's a long neck.
Yeah, he's up next.
He's up next.
He's up next.
That boy like turtlenex.
That boy, like, turtlenex.
Ah!
Ah, shit.
He played an instrument.
Yeah, he played a drum on.
You say he's a genius?
What's his name?
A set, man.
A sec, man.
You said he a genius.
Yeah, he's a director.
Do films and everything, man.
I believe that.
He did that shit.
That's neat right here, right beside them on the left.
Neat.
Cover our graphic design, bro.
It's real neat.
Neat.
That's what?
I thought you said, Neek.
Neek.
Like N-E-A-K?
N-I-K-E.
N-I-K-E.
N-I-K-U-E.
N-I-K-L-E-E-E.
Nick N-K-K-E.
N-K-A-N-K-W-E.
You'll get your ass on.
Nah, just call me Nick.
No, N-K-E-K-E.
N-K-N-K-K-E.
What the way you.
The way you said it, I thought you said neat.
Like, he's the graphic designer, like,
all this shit neat, like the shit looks good.
You can have that if you want to.
The girl played the triangle.
What she do?
Ryan.
Ryan.
Yeah, no.
That's a bread.
She, my bad.
Go ahead.
What you do, Ryan?
I'm a artist.
I believe.
I'm good at collaborating.
She's cold, girl.
She's going downplay.
My ears.
You got nice ears.
She's going downplay.
You a girl, like.
Oh, hold that.
You stupid.
You're like, look.
Huh?
Nothing.
What the dude don't want to have to do?
Oh, he make music too.
I believe.
Everybody really little musically inclined for real.
Y'all look musically inclined.
They look like y'all.
You have a meeting in the middle.
Okay, guys, we're about to make some music.
And then everybody break and go to their little station.
They run.
They run fast ahead.
Yeah, they don't work.
They don't go no one.
They didn't play brick.
Like, they work together, but ain't nobody really really.
but ain't nobody really isn't that together that's it hard but for real though like what inspired
you you know what I'm saying like to start this journey like first off tell them how long you've been
doing it and what started you and where you're at now we got your whole life story right here
yeah yeah so you're gonna read that shit I'm just gonna goddamn see if it's true shit uh
shit when on they got an autobiography I was born in Tennessee
He makes music and he's good at it.
Now we got some of your music right here.
Slumdog, God's image, unmixed thoughts, man.
But he was asking about your influences.
We're just fucking with your game y'all in a hard time,
making y'all feel welcome and shit.
I appreciate you, man.
I got to make sure y'all family.
I got to make sure you got tough skin.
No, this shit feels like family for sure.
But shit, I started, man.
Young, pops had me in the studio.
the studio young he he wrapped this shit he wasn't nobody you know what I'm saying
big but he had me around music yeah so I was like 10 11 and then uh I play
sports and shit too so music wasn't really like the first thing I was focused on I
was I was one of them things I was trying to play ball and shit and then uh around
like 16 17 uh like I said the dude uh homie in the orange bean his family really
like took me in and they had a studio and shit word it really wasn't a lot of
equipment but started making music again real tough uh
Shit.
Are you passionate to hell, boy?
Yeah, man.
Shit, I've been making really beautiful around music my whole life.
When I came back from school after I went to school for like a year in Virginia.
I didn't, you know, I'm saying college for me.
I played that sports shit for me.
I learned you with a college.
I won't for a year, bro.
I ain't even finished the whole school year.
Shit, I went six months, nigger, fucking time about it.
Yeah, it was.
Shit, I didn't want me when I was enrolling.
Everybody should at least go just to see if you don't like this show.
That's fine, though.
I ain't going to lie.
No, I went to tell nobody to go, but it wasn't for me, though.
It wasn't for me, though.
Yeah.
You like living on your own fucking hole, man.
Go to sco.
But you gotta figure out how to do that shit with no money.
And they ain't, there ain't no business.
They got no money.
So you fucking around me.
You're like, man, when you're gonna get ridden?
You're looking for a job?
I'm looking for a job.
That shit embarrassing in his head when you're
trying to have sex in your stomach grow real loud.
Pop, pop, mhm.
Ah, I am sorry.
I am so sorry.
Yeah.
This is a genius, man.
I is.
This thing is crazy.
That's funny.
Yeah, I'm a bit fucking ain't.
Your stomach grow!
That's funny.
You bent.
You flip her ass off and her's ground, too.
Ooh.
Nah, that's a poop coming.
I know you're about to poop.
That bit stomach flat.
Your little gassed ass.
Nah.
Ha!
Ha!
to be fine, like my brother.
I'm 307, bro.
Once you get to this age, I'm straight.
Smoked it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I ain't, I ain't know.
You ain't gonna smoke, what?
You ain't in no class room?
I know.
I'm just trying to know.
They ain't gonna smoke here, you know.
I'm gonna be over a trip, man.
You're just chilling.
I'm chilling.
No, I ain't dry.
I'm just chill.
But I'm telling you.
No, I'm gonna smoke one.
You about your career.
Yeah, when you get to a certain age,
they don't hold them for us no more.
them for us no more they let them go they let them go it like it's like when
you it's it like they can't hit right what happened what I guess they
figure it yeah what was that what you know you know you poohy
wait a minute why y'all why are they advanced me y'all to fart no don't look at
me bitch I ain't what me look you're talking about that shit will lie
How you're doing?
You ain't gonna say a niece ass scuba though.
On up to your shit, bitch, dog.
They're not gonna do that.
They don't never on up to a fart.
They're gonna argue like, you're the reason why they farted.
Why you fought?
Because you flip me over in there.
Oh, so me flipping you over made your ass boots.
Ah!
You are lying, you are lying.
You are lying.
Oh my goodness, bro, that's hilarious.
Whatever.
They always make us the reason for their father.
They always lying on this, buddy.
Why you looking at me?
I'm nervous.
Women act like you're supposed to drive to Alabama when they got a shit.
Uh-uh, leave the house, like...
They don't want to do the bathroom.
It's time for you to get out.
No, you got the boo boo go in there.
Just ain't gonna' head.
Women always shit quiet here.
They shit quiet, they're in there like this.
You're in there walking, they put their feet up.
They don't even want you to see the shadow.
Baby, you in there.
Hey!
Try to open up.
Hey!
Baby!
Tap on the door.
Go on, go on so well!
You can always tell when you grow up this shit.
She's trying to act like she's cleaning up the bear fruit.
up the bathroom.
No, you're just thinking that shit.
I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna tell you
what really the wrong with him.
Cause I don't been good.
I don't see some skit marks in the toilet.
That's fucked up.
Now only did you shit, bitch, you shit hard.
Like, that shit came out.
That shit's hit the toilet, like, we on.
You were holding that.
You're like, man, that little shit never skit mark?
You're telling me the water can he clean that up?
I'm talking about then you're shit blue.
I see it through the blue shit.
I'm like, damn.
They got blue water and a skipper.
Oh shit.
That's when you knew them food stamps hit when you come home with that blue toilet water.
They got blue water.
Yeah, you come home you got that blue toilet water.
Them stamps didn't hit.
This dude's stupid.
That's funny as that.
Oh, shit.
I beg out blue water, it's cute, bro!
Oh, that is funny!
Like, you is stupid, bro.
Oh, I gotta hit the blood one more time.
It's fine.
We got to fight.
Light the dope, man.
I'm trying.
You didn't lost the ladder.
Yeah, no.
My niggins, I, you teed.
That shit will come back.
So you were team.
You were 10, you know we're high, we're still here.
You was 10.
Your dad had you in the studio.
You had me in the studio, man.
You got to sample some of your pop old music that didn't make it.
Because you was like...
I'm definitely thinking about doing that.
He wasn't nobody.
I don't like how you played him down.
He could have been cold one.
No, I said he didn't go.
He didn't keep pursuing it like he really wanted to.
That's why he didn't take it what he really wanted to.
He still be rapping now?
Who?
He's his passion.
So like, but he didn't take it to like...
He just do it just to keep it.
Yeah, this is a hot.
Yeah.
He still be dissing niggins from 93.
Yeah, that suck-ass nigger, Earl.
I seen you down there working at the Walmart Garden Center.
Nick, I'm still spending rap money.
That sucker-nicker, man.
The suck-ass nigger, man.
Earl, that died in everything.
I told him that niggas in the nine deuce what it was.
For the nine deuce and the nine tray.
That's funny.
He stayed here now.
He's staying in Georgia now.
So he moved down here.
He stayed in August.
Oh, what's up, man.
He still difficult.
That's how I started.
man and then what made me get into it back heavy man is uh I had my little girl
at 21 yeah I can fucking that make me take yeah you're fucking wrong you make a whole
baby you'll find something to be good at when the babies come you're like shit
I always did like music you want to you let me see your tap me foot go crazy
Telling 11, 8, 9, 10, 11.
Ain't it crazy, bro.
Hey, that shit for real, brother.
Hey, those cheers are making you go find some shit,
man.
I'll just start cutting hell in a little.
He says, what I'm trying to learn.
What are you doing?
I'm trying to feed this baiter.
Take you for the top, guys.
Five, six, seven.
Talk for the talk, guys.
He said this shit seriously, like it only happened in.
You know I had my little girl.
I had them.
Really?
Take for the top, guys.
Come on, guys.
Stay from the top.
Let's go live.
Take it for the talk, guys.
Oh shit.
Take it for the talk, guys.
Come on, Travis, get it again.
Five, six, seven, eight.
It's hilarious.
Come on, guys.
Take about time!
Oh shit.
Man, this thing is hilarious, bro.
It's the funniest head.
It's stupid.
Gotta make it out of Nashville.
This thing is crazy, bro.
I ain't no damn country music singer.
Walk out the house with the baby.
I'm gonna make it, man.
I know I'm gonna make it.
No, no.
No, these the tracks behind me?
How could I lose, man?
That's crazy, man.
I'm making out of Nashville, man.
I'm bigger than Murphysboro.
This thing is a genius, bro.
Take you from the top.
That's funny as fuck, man.
Dad ain't got my cheat hurt, bro.
Dead ass, though.
Got me quack, bro.
Can't protect you.
Man, your teammate shit, they're laughing at you.
No, we just fucking with you.
Man, keep going.
This shit good.
This is a good story.
So we got the baby in the studio, taking shit seriously.
That's when I decided forever.
It was like, go harder in that shit.
Yeah.
One of them arguments with your baby mama and your album made out yet,
that would make you get in that studio.
I need a real man.
Me and my baby gonna be straight regardless.
Oh shit.
I'm gonna make it watch.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
I do.
You call me when you get your shit together.
Don't have my baby around no fucking tribe either.
either.
Listen, they're not even like that.
We're bigger than Mervisburg.
You're gonna see.
You're gonna see.
We're doing the festival in Gatlinburg this year.
It's gonna be big.
Oh, shit.
What are you going to do long?
Take from time.
He'll start up on the party fucked up on.
He got to do the whole shit all over again.
He's the greatest, bro.
He'll punch in.
He'd do it all in one take.
Oh, fuck.
Do it all in one take.
Come on, man.
Just give it again.
Come on, guys.
I didn't feel that one.
See you from the top.
All right.
This is the greatest, bro.
This is stupid.
No, he's funny.
He's funny.
All right.
We're talking about you.
You found the sauce.
You didn't found the sauce.
At this point, the baby two.
The baby is two at this point.
Five.
But I'm saying, by the time you hit the stroke, the stride with the music shit, the baby was just walking around about two.
Right.
Yeah, we did the Google shit.
We're seeing it.
It was beautiful, man.
The baby started walking that shit.
The music started hitting.
It did.
You switched producers, I remember.
What?
You see how you can just say it again?
You see how you can just say it again?
Hey, man, you know you can just punch this shit in?
No, we're taking this from the top.
I don't want to punch in shit.
This got to be organic, man.
We're taking this bitch all the way from the intro.
That's funny.
Hellen didn't let me.
Who?
Who?
Who don't let you punch in?
No, no, no.
No, no.
Call him away, dude, that's engineer.
He don't let you punch in.
Yo, man, fuck it.
The top, bro.
bro, you're not punching in shit
because your voice sounds different.
Yeah, take that shit from the top.
See, it do.
Because once you already know what you're gonna say,
your inflection be different.
You'd be stuck right there, so he'd be like,
nope, it's not it.
You keep saying it the same fucking way, bro.
You know what?
Take you from the top.
He ain't wrong, though.
He ain't wrong.
Listen to him.
He might know what the fuck going on.
Oh, Alfa, all that.
After all that.
Where are you in now with the music?
Like, what are your projects?
Like, you're in the studio, what's happening?
Yeah, shit.
And by the calendar year, we done did three EPs, the first one.
Talk your shit.
The anniversary coming up this month, actually.
The first one called Casual Alien.
And then the two after that was Nose on a scale one and two.
Right.
And, uh, yeah, man.
Singles in between.
I heard you been working with J O.W.
J O.
Y.O.
Y.
Y'all got some shit.
You want me out.
We're about to do that.
So you're the other producer.
They got to tell him.
Just so I run it, y'all both from Tennessee.
He's from his granddad in there from Merconbury.
You were in Tennessee?
What part?
The fuck, where the head is West Tennessee?
What?
See, that man is a small last time.
When the niggins just tell you the area, where you're from?
You know, up there by New York and shit.
But which part?
No, West Tennessee.
The thing is the whole state.
Yeah, it's actually West Virginia, but it's on the way to New York.
Like if you was driving to New York, you would have to pass.
The past right through where I'm from.
Denmark?
Yeah, that's country.
Say that, nigga.
Because it's off a highway.
I ain't know.
Yeah.
You ain't heard of it.
Where are you from?
I'm from the West.
I haven't been there.
Yeah, you ain't.
Because it's back off the main road,
you got to get off the highway to go to Denmark.
That shit.
Ain't nothing down there, but good fish and thick women.
Denmark, train.
I had to show out of.
In Denmark, Tennessee.
What?
Yeah, that's a lot of thick-ass women down there.
There's thick women everywhere.
Oh, especially in the South.
Take you for the top.
Yeah.
But once you look at the South,
and you start seeing, like, all of them little bit-ass women,
you'd be like, man, I'm ready to go home.
These women are too thin.
I ain't ain't gonna lie, but I remember one time I hit the thick, girl.
Hey, I was like, whew.
She almost had me intimidated.
For real?
But hey, get what?
You're never supposed to be intimidated.
Take it straight from your tie.
Take it straight from your tie.
I take it from the teeth.
Yeah, he is it.
I'm throwing right in it.
I was eating it.
Damn near big girl.
Man, it wasn't eating that.
It was just the person was like, she was big.
Like, I always better look.
I'm gonna tell you, she was like,
to hitting the big girl.
Around me.
You gotta listen for the sound.
What?
If your rhythm off, you ain't hitting it right.
Like when a big girl, like if you're hitting it
from the back and you hear that,
plop, plop,
stay where you at.
But if you're doing all that
and you don't hit them,
because all that ain't even dick.
They got a lot of creases, so if you're hitting a few creases, you're good.
I hit a big girl, I ain't, hey, hey.
You were fucking, but it was like, damn.
She had so much leg.
Right.
I ain't even know how sex or a leg could be.
Like, it's a lot of leg right here.
I'm like, ain't, you know what I'm saying?
I'm like, I'm hallo.
I'm rubbing to get the leg.
No, I'm like, hell.
Friction.
You get a thick-ass leg.
You don't need but one.
You can just grab that.
Just hold that leg.
It's like you get some pussy at wrestling an alligator at the same time.
You're trying to pull a pipe out in it.
I found a new way to hit some pussy the other day.
I was hitting it with some house shoes on my house shoe slip.
So I was at the angle, but I was still dropping dig at like a 37.
Yes, sir.
I was in that like I about to jump in double dutching?
Yes, sir.
I ain't even find the shoe.
I just stayed right though.
Hey, see, I don't even want to tell nobody about it.
No, but they can have that one.
They can be stealing acting like they created.
You like that doing.
Shut up, then.
Somebody put you on to that move, Nick.
I got an edge of the bed move.
Edge, you gotta get on the edge.
All the way on the edge.
Literally right here.
You got to give yourself room.
No, your solarplex got to be right.
A hell no.
What?
That shit made my back burn to lose.
Yeah, you can go that while you're young, Nick.
Fuck no, man.
I ain't picking her big ass up and trying to levitate
and throw dick and pick one.
You want to be picked up or fuck?
I'm not going to do both of them.
I'm not about to do both of them.
I'm fucking I have a heart attack.
Trying to drop dick and be athletic.
Fucking heart beating off the same.
My fucking veins and shit popping out.
Why is it so hot?
Let's make the room turn to it a thousand degrees.
You ever get through fucking like,
it's the heat pop on guy.
Why am I wet everywhere?
That's that energy.
That's that energy, OG.
You got to get it to it.
By bad, go ahead, need you.
We just see the music make you talk about fucking,
because we know you got some good fucking songs.
Mm-hmm.
I ain't got no fucking songs.
I need to make some, huh?
Hey, you slide notes, fuck.
You're looking for shit.
You know, we always got something coming
from the research department.
Talk your shit, yeah.
He asked me to ask about the live album.
Oh, yeah, man, a live album, bro.
We're in the process of making a live album, man.
Shout out, too.
This nigga said, yeah, the live album.
The live album.
The process of making a live album, man.
No on the scale two live off of, bro.
Yeah, we're working on that, man.
It's already sounding crazy.
Shout out to J-O-N.
I want to get on that.
I got a lot to say.
You got some of the audience.
And you're in Nashville, Alien.
Yeah, exactly.
So shit.
You go to say on the track.
Man, take it from the top.
Take it from the top.
Wing up, wing up.
Ha, ha, ha.
I want to do.
I want everybody in the track.
I'm involved in this project.
I need a piece.
I need everybody to contribute their piece.
Hold on.
Let me hear some.
Let me hear some.
Let me hear some.
You rap, don't know?
Let me hear some.
I got some shit.
I'm doing you.
I know.
I'm saying.
Let me hear some.
Oh, that's what we need.
Yeah, that what we do.
You rock, me.
Got no bars, man.
You got no bars, man.
You got enough ball?
We'll just make up some then.
Yeah.
This is what y'all do.
What we do.
I'm trying to hear something.
Somebody go.
Somebody go.
Somebody say something.
Oh.
Take it from the top.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I came here to be entertained.
No, I know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
You can't hear to be entertained, but they got to know you.
So we want to show you.
Yeah.
You got to rap on these beats right here.
Somebody talk.
Lee's, yeah, cause we're gonna take it from the top.
Hey, hey.
And if I say I'll never go to stop.
Come on.
Better rap, my nigga, don't fly.
Come on.
Leave hole right here.
Hey, oh.
And then if you ain't got nothing to say,
just move your feet, d'em.
Take it from the top.
Take it run the top.
Take it from the top.
Take it from the top, niggins.
Take it from the top.
Everybody in the road about to take it from the top.
That should be hard.
Nah, really.
I keep putting this goddamn hand sanitized on.
I don't give a fuck.
That's how I'm living.
Yeah, well, I seen some shit while on.
I think P did it.
Had that said something.
Like he did he do musin.
Pee did he put them on the spot.
I was like, let me hear something.
And then, niggie, I ain't do nothing.
And then did it was like, see, just.
opportunity right here because you say you do it and you don't do it I don't put to know
that you really do it you see what I'm saying because it's a platform to show the
people who you will you're right you don't matter if you're gonna got down think that you
gonna fuck off nigger doubt shouldn't even be in your heart you feel me flow with that
shit got down kid that big you robbed spit that shit quit man hit that big let go
You never know.
Come on!
Who watched the show?
Come on, guys.
Yo.
You fuck with that?
You don't fall with that.
You don't know anything about that all right now.
Y'all.
Got to lick the blood again.
Get the blunt again?
Got to lit that blood again.
Shit came on rather.
Got a lit the blunt again.
But the blunt again.
But the blunt went out.
Yo.
But the blood went out.
What about the tribe?
One of y'all nigger rock, don't.
No.
I'm gonna hear that shit.
I mean that shit.
She didn't want to rap with you and smoke with you.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
She didn't want me.
Me hit the blood.
The fuck.
Yeah.
I'm gonna hit the blood.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Lighter spark it up.
Come on.
Take a puff.
Come on.
Come on.
All of them, my friends.
Come on.
Some of them like kin.
Yeah.
I'm Ryan.
Yeah.
Can I have blood?
Yeah, you get the blood.
Come on fuck up here.
Smoke what you for the woman.
No cow.
Well, your hair looked like SpongeBob House.
What's your hair was like?
Mo yo ass.
What my shit for, no.
You got a piece of lint right in the front.
But you got an old lad.
You got a receiving headliner.
I'm on your ass.
You got a drait and then a receiving headlis.
What?
What?
You look like you work for Verizon.
Ugh, girl.
Mowing your ass.
You won't work for me, ugh,
She need the lighter.
You like the camp outside.
You like to do everything outside.
No, but for real though.
Go outside.
Like, we're raining.
Let's just go.
But on some real shit, though, you do look like a cute as onion.
Let's look like a cute as onion.
But this is what I came for and this what I got, so fuck the fake time.
Hey.
What's the fucking with you?
Nah, shit.
My nigger.
You had looked like you said snacks in high school.
Look, man, girl.
Yeah.
Biddy shit.
No, man.
This shit.
Come on.
Y'all want some snacks and shit.
You already got some.
They're gonna eat.
No, but on some real shit putting me on the album.
I wanted to get them, get down.
Because I know that you got a great energy about yourself, man.
And we really just got damn wanted you to come on the show and kick some flavor.
Yeah.
Just like you've been doing.
Get a good intro.
You know what I'm saying?
You fucking with our people.
So you like family, nigg.
So it ain't like, you know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
you really family, you dig what I'm saying?
Cause you're gonna be around people
that we fought with, we love, so you're around.
I'm about to say you wanna hit the blood again?
God, damn, man, you see me?
I was on it, I'm like, God, damn.
Damn, gosh, you can get that bit.
Yeah, man, we wanted to come and introduce you
to a whole new platform and let the people know
what you got coming up.
Yeah, we fuck with it with it.
Like I said, man, we're working on that live album,
the North Stone a Scale 2 live album, man.
And like I said, shout out to the people
that's gonna help us get this far and do that shit.
85, shout out to J-O-N, man, 85.
Shout out to J-O-N, man.
My guys in the band, they put in the hard work,
but that shit sounded crazy.
You're straight.
It's gonna be crazy, yeah.
You probably did that shit on purpose.
What I do on purpose?
You said the 80-fifth South.
85-0-85.
We've been fucking with him so long.
We don't remember the name.
Hey, man.
It's 85th.
It's 85th.
It's 85th.
It's 85th.
All the niggas over there at 92 Central, man.
You know.
Everybody over there at 87.9.
Morning show.
I love them.
I did it on purpose.
No, it's 85 South Show.
Shout out to 85.
Man.
I did.
Just the fuck with you.
It's all good, man.
Looking forward to you project.
I know Jay and we ain't gonna lace you with some heat, man.
Shout out to the tribe.
Shout out to the tribe.
Hell yeah.
Johnny XX.
That's a little Johnny X-XX.
What's it name?
There's no name now.
What is?
It's something like.
George.
What's up, boy?
It's daddy probably Johnny.
Yeah.
Well, you're on big Johnny.
I got on sick.
I'm big next to.
Two extra.
Birkeys.
They're gonna'all in a month.
They're probably rap.
Oh, the nurses.
Selling dope, everything.
What you do, man.
They got on some crook.
You know he rap about recycling.
Look, you need to save your trash.
Don't throw within the ocean.
Save yo trash.
You need to save your trash.
Uh-huh.
They're in the bed like...
Trash.
Don't throw it in the ocean.
You need to save your trash.
Don't throw it in the ocean.
Straws kill.
T turtles.
Say.
Say.
Say.
Try and say the earth and shit.
Ah!
See that earth flat.
They're rapping by recycling, girls.
Let me be rapping about recycling.
Put the trash in the dumps.
Global warming.
The earth.
Still to this day, I don't know what global warming is.
global warming is the earth is flat black man don't ever think different it's
wow that's what's up man what else been going on in the Ville though before you
split man give us because you know we like to know what's going on in the cities
around the world you've been in Nashville let us know what's going on in the
black community over there man what they got going on around the city what they
talking about uh shit cultivating a different space because you know like I don't
shit if y'all have been in Nashville it's really bro they got so much love for
for us in Nashville.
Nashville.
I bought with the whole state of Tennessee.
I got sold out so many shows.
In Nashville at one time, I just wanted to stay as long.
I was like, I want to see how long I could stay here before, like, the shows stopped settling.
What in Tennessee?
Man, I'm literally, the last time I went to Nashville, I think I did eight shows or something.
I'm definitely saying I did nine.
Exactly.
What we're talking about the corner spot?
What's the spot?
Vaneous?
Oh my, man, that's probably one of the littest spot.
I didn't do comedy at.
I don't know.
That's what I'm saying.
That's no room off the chain, boy.
Just keep selling out.
Just keep in every night.
It's a different crowd.
And they're just coming out and you just see me in the park like,
but I had a good-a-time.
See, I like Tennessee because my folks out there, they enjoy shit.
You know what I'm saying?
If you ever perform anywhere in Tennessee, man, you're definitely going to have a good time.
If they ever did something to you, that means you the fuck, nigg.
Right.
They show much love out there, man.
That's all they do.
They just be welcome you.
Open on.
When the world open back up, I'm gonna just go to
places that I never fuck with me and just see how long I could be there before they'd be like
nigger go somewhere hell like Baltimore and Nashville ain't gonna kick you up they might
Baltimore yeah that motherfucker you could sell out of Baltimore the nigga the comedy club in the
hotel I just walk down and do the show go straight up and go to bed I ain't staying now yeah I will
hell hell no they're like they'd be down there like you stay here I'd be like shit I was
well you know what this nigga no he doesn't follow me to my door I'm
That hotel is fucked up.
Nick on the same floor I'm on.
Yep.
They are trying to rob me.
Hey, that hotel fucked up.
I stayed at that bitch.
When I got out the elevator, I was like,
nigga, the lights is out on this floor.
I don't want to be on this bitch.
They're like a trap house.
He said, man, you know, we can put you in a hotel.
No, I know the fuck you get.
In the hotel now.
I'm like, no.
Got me fucked up.
It's nice.
No, it's not.
Everybody who goes to the, who go to the, who go,
So who's there at the show?
Stay in the hotel, bro.
No.
Everybody.
Not me.
That's just hilarious.
I love Baltimore, though.
Me too.
I miss doing shows and shit.
I'm gonna go back on the road.
I see.
Whenever we drop this, I guess, let me talk in the future.
I'm gonna be in Mississippi.
Just today.
You from the shit, man.
If y'all drop it today.
From the shit, man.
I think I'm gonna be there.
I'm from Oxford.
I'm talking to the future.
What the fuck you're talking about?
This is.
Jackson.
What up, Jew?
He's from Laura.
He's from Laura.
Yeah, close enough.
Haddy, bird.
I know what laura is he talking about?
What?
I'm talking to the future.
Who?
That's the Mississippi shit.
You don't know about that.
Jackson.
Whatever we dropped this, I'll be there.
Yeah, you'll be a chocolate.
We're dropping.
We're dropping, right?
Hey, man.
On some real shit, motherfucker.
Call me for a show, made me an offer.
I said, I don't get a fuck what's outside.
I'm gonna be at that bitch.
Give a fuck if I got a show up
with their Homer Simpson suit on.
I'm gonna that mother fuck that.
Even if I have to goddamn stand on the side of the show
and peek my head out, I'm being in that bitch.
Man, the pandemic was so crazy, I'm not my nigga.
I'm not gonna look for the job.
Me either.
I said, this shit gets crazy, bro.
I said, bro, I'm like, looking for the job.
I ain't mean to say that motherfucker who knew.
I'm not looking for them up.
I ain't, me either, but.
What, unless that motherfucker pay good?
This motherfucker paying great.
That motherfucker paid good, I'm a goddamn boy.
Hey, shit, shit.
We're out for sit mic.
Y'all got to get another check.
Shit.
This motherfucker.
Why, you P.S.
They need help.
Yeah, I'm going to that.
I'm going to be that.
I'm leaving early.
You say what?
Driving down that bitch.
And they go blow me up some boxes?
No, fuck a job.
I ain't never gonna be made for no job.
Who you?
Hell no.
I ain't too.
too good for a job, I just take over,
and I don't try to, bro.
Like, I don't understand anybody who's working
at a job, you've got to have this killer mentality,
bro. If you add a job,
how are you feel comfortable
to be complacent and just okay
with right now?
If, nigger, say for you, if I
was to work at McDonald's, I'm not saying if you
work at McDonald's wrong, this would be my
perspective about work. If I started on the
fries, my thing, I'm on the fry.
Flipping a bit.
But in my mind, I'm like, nigga, I'm gonna get a franchise.
I'm gonna, I see the supervisor, the manager ain't shit.
Cause when the supervisor come up in, the manager tighten up.
So I'm like, okay, the manager really don't run shit.
You feel me?
I gotta get cool with the supervisor.
So when the supervisor come on, he sees me work.
Sweeping extra, every time the supervisor coming.
Hey, let me holly that too, bitch, dog.
I know you gonna want somebody else to run a McDonald's for you.
Man, yeah, but I'm up here, but I'm up here every day ass.
The manager abut me.
Why he can vouch for him?
Yeah, what?
gonna open up another store and guess who gonna be working over at that store as the
manager me niggins fucking me i ain't staying on the motherfucking fried fuck nigga see i'm the job
my whole mindset different if i was at the macdonald's i wouldn't be there but one check
because if i go quit because if i get cold on the fries at macdonald bro i'm fend to go downtown
and act like i were running that bitch anyway like look you know what i'm skilled and i work all
these fries, you know what I'm saying.
And I'm good with money and I'm sociable.
So I'm really an asset.
You can check my references.
I just damn near won the competition for cooking fries over there.
You can call my partner over there.
My man Eric Wilson, he was the supervisor.
Yeah, he's the president of the bank.
We started out together.
You know, it was me and him.
I was working breakfast.
He was coming in at 10.
So I was doing the breakfast prep.
So my reputation is flawless.
So you're going to get along?
You're going to go get along?
I'm going to take my job experience and get a bit.
I got a job is basically all I'm saying.
I'm about to take my McDonald's skills.
If I'm going to be in the restaurant industry,
I need to be down there where they're serving
the expensive shit if I gotta be serving something.
See, everybody looks but different.
See, when they come to jobs, I ain't have no look.
This is the thing.
I don't feel like a hundred gazillion applicants.
I be on the raise all the time.
Huh?
I be on the raise all the time.
See, you got the job, though.
Lois, I don't feel like a gazillion applications.
Had multiple temp service.
You know what the temp service job is?
That's the thing.
They act like you hide, nigg.
They make you work hard as fuck
And be like, take your fuck ass on, bitch
I don't need you tomorrow
You ain't got no job
And I made you do my job
Thubbed me ass
That's what the fucking Tim service do
They hire you to fill in
For the motherfuckers that the company
don't have no more
And they pay you enough
Just so everybody can eat
And then Timbs service
You gotta wait four to five days
If you get too much
Man
What? Yeah, I had four different
jobs that day, that week
I had to wait
four to five days
For four different paychecks
I'm like, where's my money?
I got $37 from four niggas.
Where is my money, man?
That's the shit that's gonna make me quick.
Nick, I'm down at the tip server, like, bro.
I know what the all four he plays, where's my check, bro?
Why ain't nobody gonna hire me permanently, bro?
What's up?
Y'all told me, but nigga, you and me for a week,
you automatically hired permanently.
This is the thing, bruh, motherfuckers who ever had a temp service job at the tech.
I know some niggas who got the job, like a summer job,
for the temp service.
and just kept going
and just never stopped going
to the fucking job
and eventually got the job
but they was going anyway
the temp service program was long over with
how about how do you get
see my partner got put on from the temp service
job just only used up like some bitches
and were just like all right
go back home right
I don't even get working no more fucking job
because if I do it got to be like
cash the same day
I used to be a parking attendant
I used to park car that turned a field
But see, now I know what I know about.
That was my real job I had for a month and a half
and the bitch fired me because I didn't want to work in the rain.
Mm-mm.
They're supposed to find you.
Why?
Because a job like that is just, that job is good for a young person like you.
You're supposed to learn about life and you're supposed to steal you some money.
I ain't learned shit from that job.
They were hot as hell.
Have you ever been working in the baseball season in the parking lot,
when you got a job like that and it requires that much
and they're supposed to steal you something.
to steal you something.
Every car you park for them, you're supposed to park you a car.
You try that, but that shit get aggravated with you telling the nigger, because you got
a system and you're trying to park a car and he's telling you he gonna park where he want to park.
Like, hold up, home, we got a problem.
Right.
I got a whole system.
You need to park next to this car and I'm like, too, too, hold up, bitch.
See, it's hot out here.
It was too much for me.
I couldn't do it.
She fired my ass.
Yeah, man.
That's another thing that you learn about life.
You got to get fired to.
too.
You gotta get fired.
That's not a good feeling.
That's not a good feeling.
Yeah, no.
When you get fired, it's like, I can't really explain it.
But that's the thing, sometimes it ain't got shit to do with you.
Sometimes people just lose their job because they work for a broke-ass company.
It ain't that you do shit.
You ain't, you was doing your job.
Great.
These niggas rather save face and act like, well, we're going in another direction.
Bitch, all ain't got no money!
The Brains shit is they don't even know I used to work for them.
Yeah, that's because they ain't got shit to do with that.
That's crazy.
You used to work for the company that they hired.
What, for the park?
Yeah.
They used to get the money too, though.
That's what I'm saying.
They hired them.
Damn.
You was working for a motherfucker that was working for a motherfucker.
That's what Eric was just saying.
That's how your money get fucked up.
You start putting all these middlemen in between your shit by the time you get your money.
No.
But you know, I ain't trying to preach to you.
I'm trying to reach to you.
Look out this nigga open the chips.
Who's still over their chip like that?
I can't hear it.
I don't like doing that shit like this.
That's a budd shit.
Don't open your chip around me like that, bro.
You're like, bro.
Give you the chip, bro.
Give it the chip, bro.
Give it the chip, bro.
Hey, give the chip, bro.
What's going to go?
You're going to go.
Me's opening chips the right way, rub you the wrong way?
I don't like it.
That's like it.
You're too hungry, bro.
Move.
Hey, man.
Hey, man, what the fuck is wrong with you, bro?
God, bro, they can't be tripping, Ron.
I bet that's been using shit for the longest, but something is seriously wrong with you, bro.
I have a good trial, a little, but I'm glad I'm goof.
Oh, shit.
I laughed at a lot of shit that one's supposed to be laughed at.
Run, this is what happened when you come on the trap, man.
We just talk shit.
No, the shit's not.
Oh, my God, bro.
What the fuck Johnny XX go?
Jordan.
Bring your ass back, man.
You good?
Man, I'm glad y'all came through to kick it, man.
We most definitely going to be opening up the network,
looking forward to your future projects and shit like that, man.
Anything you want to leave them with?
Shit.
Man, please check out the EPs, man.
Casual Alien, notes on a scale one and two.
And the live album, no one of scale two coming.
Yeah, man, please be on the lookout.
We do got merch coming, man.
I know you asked me earlier.
We got merch coming.
We got a lot of shit coming.
Man, do that shit one more time, bro.
Do that shit one more time.
With motivation.
One more time, go crazy.
Let them four go to fuck you here.
Hey, man.
It's Ronobosci, man.
Stop your shit, nigger.
Y.
Y, y'all.
Pop it.
Pop it.
You can bring that energy.
You got three Eps out, man.
One of them Casual Alien, notes on a scale one and two.
We got the live album that will be out soon.
You know what I'm saying?
We got merch on the way.
Right.
This nigga's stupid, man.
Third out, no, shout out to squad for real though.
Third out, check out of all the artists.
They're wearing crocs and sandals.
I'm getting a look at here.
A nigger gonna only respect your shit?
How you respect?
Yeah.
D.
For sure.
For sure.
They're gonna give the energy you give.
Died.
And they're gonna judge you or how you open your chips too.
This nigga, his nigga took the whole bag in.
How did a nigga open the chips for?
He might be able to do it, bro.
That ain't seen the nigga open chips.
How he opened in the goddamn a decade.
That nigga bust them hose up with the table.
Well, I'm gonna be looking for it.
They're like, I'm just trying to find a gray.
Oh, yeah.
I got to have some chips.
Man, nigga.
I got to open them bitches, just like you said.
Yeah, niggie.
Yeah, niggie, these bids are so good.
Hey, man, this is 805 self-show, man.
Oh, dude, you are crazy. Do we have any ads?
Oh, shit, you should have been told me.
No, man, this is...
I'm crazy, my name.
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Type it in.
No, for real.
Type this shit in and see what happened.
What?
And every website that you check out and they ask for a code and you don't have one?
Type in 85 South.
Just see what happened.
Just see what happened.
This is a good ad chip.
Brough, we bought these chips without our own money.
This ain't no fucking paid ad.
These are some good ad chips.
They're little fresh.
I'm looking my big variety.
You get cold.
30 bags of cheese.
Go get some merch.
We bought 30 bags of chips.
We bought 30 bags of chips.
And we do not open them like this.
We do not open.
I do.
Fuck you.
Hit the website, man.
We're out here.
85 apparel.
See you tomorrow.
You did.
That's how you do it.
One take Jake.
I'm never if you had these motherfuckers,
having the numbers on them,
having the niggins collect these bitches.
You're not stupid.
Give me your bag, me.
I got to save them, man.
I get a prize.
You don't get no damn prize.
Whoever got a prize that I'm saving these bitches?
That's true.
You thought you were going to win that McDonald's.
And that McDonald's Monopoly shit thing.
Who?
Hell yeah.
I played that shit.
That little shit that didn't rip off and put in the bag.
I used to tell my pardon.
I don't fit for anything like that shit.
He's never going to no sweepstay.
You're going on no cruise, motherfucker.
Ah, you threw a little box, like, fit this out.
You can win the cruise.
Oh, man, you want to go to Hawaii.
I'm going to put a grenade now.
That you're like going to damn Hawaii.
Mm-mm.
Why was that shit going to?
All that information.
That how the folks gonna stole a lot of information put into a database.
All the mail from the grocery store had a sweet-state cruise little thing.
Not even at the grocery store.
Any check cashing place?
Any anything.
Had something for you to fill out where you can go on a free crew.
A nigga was like, man, you know, niggas ain't even feeling this shit out no more.
We just started taking the boxes on the load.
Go get that one at the grocery store.
Yeah, y'all had the baby.
Y'all had the baby?
Yeah, we had the baby.
She only wanted to tell her, man.
Mm.
Yeah, I'm named.
Nala, honey.
I knew it.
Loaded, brother.
Congratulations, man.
Appreciate you, brother.
You need me?
Oh, okay.
You got a fucking round here.
What's the word?
Come up here.
What's the word?
I mean, come on up here, Chad.
Trying to be a little producing this shit.
You gotta have something.
Come on, give us five minutes.
Give us an update.
Yeah, we need an update.
Talk some business talk, man.
Man, you gonna bring your little light-skinned ass on up here.
What we got? They swear we're gonna be talking business.
What we got?
Fuck, Chad.
Fuck, Chad.
I ain't worried about it.
Tell you what I got coming up.
You've got to start this OnlyFans page.
Just walking around locations with a big dick.
That's all I'm doing.
Going around with a dick print.
Everywhere.
Subscribe now.
Ladies only.
I'm jumping off this only fan paid.
Oh, shit, stop working.
About time I get paid for my real talent.
Ha, this is about trying to get paid my real talent.
I'm just bored shit, but these niggins getting money out of this shit.
I don't get a fuck. I'm gonna let motherfucking know. You are doing porn.
Yeah.
You're the only fan, I don't get a fuck, you're doing porn.
Porn!
Porn!
You're doing porn.
Every time you upload something.
You're doing porn.
Like, yeah, what it is?
Like, I don't get fucked.
I ain't knocking you, shit, make your money, shit.
That shit crazy.
Like, bull can be like, man, they just fuck and put her on the fan.
I don't get it.
Like, I'm freaking, but like...
Ain't that free.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, you can fuck that out, that shit.
Real.
You're doing porn.
$50 you can see some pussy.
Some pussy.
That's the type of pussy.
That that pussy old guy out there all the fan.
What's on that pussy?
Shit.
I ain't buying it.
Uh-uh, I'm straight.
See then, I still don't even know how to even get an account
or even do the shit.
I don't even know how to do it.
Like, I don't get a fuck.
Like, what type of nigga is looking literally like,
Corner on the fair right now.
I'm talking about they're just watching motherfuckers.
You'll be surprised.
That, my motherfucker paying a whole hundred, 150, 200.
They'll watch somebody at. Y'all don't know this.
Fuck.
Like, what the fuck?
Fid to pay this bitch a thousand miles and see what she's doing.
Like, this way the world I'm coming to, man.
Like, anybody on this motherfucker, y'all thinks it's just crazy.
You're throwing hard.
Like, bro, this is how many weird old motherfuckers?
Like, I made 60,000.
You got 60,000?
Woo!
Hey, boy, that shit tilting than the motherfucker, I ain't.
Woo!
Like, me a video, boy.
We made sister bang.
I'm like, that was shit gonna well though.
Tell you why I couldn't do this shit.
One and a half, that shit's gonna well.
I couldn't do that.
Because I falls asleep right after that fuck.
I'd been to left my camera on.
Mother fuck, just lay it up.
Nick saw her head, sleep like one of us.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Nah!
Ha!
Ha!
Oh shit.
Nick, I'm going to slow it down.
Nah!
The niggins are going crazy!
Ah, fly you dead-ass sleep, niggins to the camera.
Niggas, in the camera.
Oh, shit!
You're gonna go to sleep!
Oh, shit.
Oh, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Oh shit.
Infel right asleep.
Oh, fuck ha.
Hey, I'm gonna go to sleep.
Camera's still on, Nick.
Oh.
Ha ha.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, look, I said the camera fell off.
Hold it, bitch, hot.
The fucking up part is, people still watch it.
Ain't nobody clicked on.
Ain't nobody clicked on.
Oh!
Oh!
They watching your sleep!
They're watching your head!
Hey, D-Slee, the girl then got up and got dressed and went home and everything.
Just your naked ass.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Oh, look at it.
Oh, my sleep.
Scratching your nuts.
Pooten.
Niggins sick.
What's what I'm trying to make that?
Turn the camera over.
It said a bad angle.
You don't want that information now.
Oh, shit.
Oh, that you can feel of sleep, man.
Knock out.
Knock out.
No socks on.
Nick, feet in the shot.
Oh my goodness, bro.
They got both feet in that bitch.
Boy, that is some funny shit.
You wake up and you see it still.
800 motherfuckers on that?
You're gonna be mad.
You're gonna be like, who the fuck left the tips?
Who left the tips?
Oh, my stump hurt.
What?
Ooh.
I don't even know how the shit says.
up you fuck around and get the camera cut off you want to post this on the page hell
no four hours of a nigger sleep with a soft dick nigg on now knocked out
ah ah a nigger went to sleep you'll wake up it's gonna be four gay dudes in the comments
wake up sleeping head oh oh
You were asleep, you must have been tired, Mr. Man.
What, that nigga is funny, right?
Aw!
Wake up, sleepy head.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh, that's what you get it up.
Ah!
Oh, shit!
Oh, that's what you get for getting the only fans, nigga.
That is funny, boy.
That's shit funny and fuck.
Hey, why.
When y'all put this off, damn me, I want to go rewrite this shit.
You were sleepy.
Oh, it's sleeping.
Oh, it's sleepy.
Oh, shit.
That shit, buddy is fuck.
That's all.
They're gonna be like, hey, boy, you see you?
Boy, that nigga went to sleep, boy.
Damn, that funny is hell, boy.
That shit crazed can, bro.
I imagine that entire thing, bro.
That shit funny as hell.
The girl then left two hours ago.
But you funny as fuck, boy.
Oh my god.
Who?
Only fans.
I can't even stop in her, man.
I couldn't even stop laughing, man.
My stomach was like, stop.
I'm like, I can't.
It's still away.
Oh, shit.
Why didn't think he said the girl left?
She bingo.
Who's the creature?
Oh shit.
Oh, shit.
You were tired, Mr. Man.
You were tired, Mr. Man.
Ooh, you're a guy, man.
Oh, shit.
You're gonna be mad when you read them comments.
So this is what we doing?
Needs, they're gonna get up, they be like.
Yeah.
Damn.
You can go scroll in them comments.
They're gonna be right up in the...
Damn.
Did you see what he turned on?
Oh, his side, fire, fire, fire,
emoji.
It's over with.
You're a whole ho out here.
Trying to be provocative.
You need an editor.
Can't fuck on the live stream.
That's funny, why.
That ain't crazy, boy.
Hey, I don't even know how he said came on that shit.
That shit was crazy.
You can't be fucking on this.
Too much shit could possibly go wrong.
What if you get on that, you get the live stream,
sit up, you're trying to fuck.
You nut real quick.
You had to apologize.
I'm sorry y'all try that bitch again man my bad ain't ain't gonna wish y'all time my nick follow me on
Instagram my bed oh my bad I think it's a genius man he's thinking crazy man can't be
oh that in your step though please oh that's hilarious bro what
That shit funny then, bro.
Boy, that only fans gonna ruin some.
It's gonna fuck a lot of people up.
It's gonna help a few, but a few of them gonna catch it.
That's gonna be the downfall.
You're gonna try and be too freaking.
Oh, that shit is so funny, bro.
I'm gonna be driving, think about that shit.
You can sleep on that bitch.
Sleep?
Like he did, son, too, that lady's back in ass day.
We're going to wake up and see them comments.
Well, finally sleep ahead.
Oh, that's funny is hell, bro.
Oh, shit.
Oh, what.
I wonder if you could do that.
Just make a page, just go sleep.
Just go sleep on that.
You can just go live.
So I heard, okay.
That's what I'm gonna start doing stand-up at on your fans with my shirt on shirt on nipple covers on
What's up what the freaks that?
Just do all pussy jokes
Just all jokes about sex
What's you gonna say that?
That y'all know until somebody got on there and pulled their ass out
Eventually it's for porn and motherfucker was like all right
He's gonna go somewhere I can do porn and won't nobody know
That's the craziest thing about whatever gonna be invented from him
on now, is they gonna find a way
for people to put their nuts and shit on
it. Them genitals is going
on every piece of technology.
Can you, I bet
it was quiet as hell the first time
they took a picture of a pussy
with an iPhone and everybody at the office
knew it. They were just quiet around there like
I know you've seen it.
You seen it. That fucking
look real, don't it?
We got their head, bitch,
oh boy. You're some tini's
That's all that shit was about.
What?
The iPhone.
I'm scared.
You can't even talk.
A freak-ass nigga invented that shit.
You can't even talk without this shit having to look algorithm and some shit pop up on your phone exactly what you just talked about.
The shit know who you don't fuck with no more.
When you delete somebody, it'll tell you who it might be.
Mm-hmm.
Maybe.
Kathy.
How the fuck you know?
I'm just letting you know now.
I heard the bitch voice before.
I'm just letting you know.
It might be Kathy.
It's new to me.
It's new to you.
It might be.
Pick up, hello.
Kevin.
I told it.
That phone's scary hell, bro.
I was pulling up the GPS the other day.
Really?
The motherfucker told me the last time I went somewhere.
Like, you sure?
You ain't been here since 2016.
How the fuck?
And this is a new phone.
Yeah, they keep up with your shit.
Google connected to every.
Google and Facebook.
Really?
But I don't like that shit.
Like I don't want to be talking about some shit and then pop up on my phone.
I'd be like, suggest.
I told you, that's why I'd be picking up my phone and I do this shit sometimes.
I'd be like, big black tetties, big black tetties.
You know, like one day I just want like an ad to pop up like,
you big black tithes in your area.
No.
So you'd be on Tinder?
No, I don't.
Hell no.
You'll be doing a swat game.
I don't want nobody.
For real.
The fuck I'm gonna be on tender for.
I can't do that shit.
Hell no.
That way all them really sites was used to fly.
Facebook for you to meet up motherfucker niggins we just using it for what we want to
fuck using for but really Facebook was for where you from hey let's meet up Facebook
eh my spay one too but I can't do my spay that was too much going on right go on
somebody paid here comes some shit here comes some shit pop up uh and get off this
shit this shit too much oh hell I'm eight for real social media usually it started out
But like, motherfuckers who didn't know how to talk to people for real.
Like in person?
Yeah.
You'd be scared.
You'd be like, hi, said somebody.
You hope they reply.
But then motherfuckers found out just like the world biggest fuck.
So somebody liked you somewhere.
Right.
So a motherfucker who never had no friends fucked around and got a hundred friends.
And I'm like, niggas, this shit I ain't.
You ain't nobody, but you're something like that.
The motherfuckers around here don't fucking with me.
But the niggas on line.
Right.
From over that, fuck with me.
Let you know that, nigg.
You ain't got to be where you're wrong to do some shit.
Mm-hmm.
You're stupid, you stupid.
Even though we're talking about this shit, you're stupid.
You stupid, you.
You stupid.
You.
The camera is still on, man.
You hear me?
Their camera on.
What's going on?
Them niggins take a turn, booboing.
They've been on the ride down here.
They've been, everybody been holding a living there.
Yeah, y'all ain't you have to Taco Bell or something?
Y'all good?
Shh, you're done for up, bro.
They do look like a bunch of camp counselors, don't know.
Yeah.
Aiden on the group, 12 on the group right there.
He's been there for some years.
He's over here about it.
Uh-huh.
You got to know how to deal with the kids, man.
Just circle up and talk about Jesus.
Who say that, the white boy?
Guys, let's just get in here and thank Jesus.
Just get in here.
Just get in here, guys.
You're making stupid, bro.
Hell no.
Don't matter if the record white.
There somebody made a picture of what Michael Jackson
would have looked like if he stayed black, the whole time.
I wonder.
I don't know.
What they say?
The skin problem?
Yeah, the skin disease?
Vinaligo?
But now that knowing that he had that shit,
we wouldn't have been mad if Michael Jackson
would have just rocked his Vennelikeau sometime?
Like if he just came out and the niggins, whatever.
I wouldn't be mad.
I feel like that shit would have been like,
you know, like you don't have a haircut
sometimes.
You'd be like, man, I ain't got my shit on today.
Like I wouldn't, would you tell the truth?
You wouldn't have been mad at Mike.
But I'm saying.
Like they didn't try to hide that shit from us.
We're black, nigg.
We don't get what, fuck?
You already alleged, nigga.
So what does the Vennelago do?
It turn your skin different.
It just turned the different colors.
That's it.
Yeah.
Like a lot of people got that shit.
So he really just, it was like, it got to him so he just tried to look a certain
way.
He went all the way instead of waiting for the shit to like be, but tell the truth though, like,
knowing what we know now.
Did he lose it or did he just went to go?
When he said the shit, we didn't know what it was.
I thought it was just an excuse for him to do the shit that he was doing.
But I'm saying, though, even though you lose your pigmentation, so now you all
came out and did a video as like black and white Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson, that shit would have been hard.
Like you could have seen what a Vidaligo hit,
like the nigger opened the shirt off a nigga.
I'm like, shit shaped like Africa or some shit.
And he just did the shit.
Black or white, I'm like, nigga.
I see how you wrote that shit.
It makes sense now.
But I'm saying, though, if he had to have been,
if he lost his pimp and taste, he still look like himself.
A little bit.
But he would have just been looking like Winnie Harlow or some shit.
And then he had to do with other stuff because he burned.
That's what they say.
But see, he didn't know.
We didn't know how it open and accepting black people are.
We accepted Fetty Whop.
He didn't even have no eye.
He didn't tell us what happened to it.
Right.
That nigga just showed up with no eye and we loved him and we figured out that there was some shit later on.
But he didn't show up and be like, hey y'all, something happened to him, but check this song out.
It was like, nigga, check this song out.
I'll tell you about the shit later on.
Right.
Matter of fact, we got three shit.
In real.
We about to drop.
That shit, damn show didn't stop shit.
Hell yeah.
He could have rock the Vittalago and the Burns.
It's Michael Jackson, nigga.
They don't get what about no skin,
you would have been out there and...
Come on, man.
You ain't ain't about looking at your skin like that,
a nigger, damn, nigg-up.
Exactly.
I'm crazy, man.
Nick, the yin-yang twins.
It took two motherfuckers to be one motherfuckers to be one
ain't had no hands and one ain't had no feet.
You seen one last...
Exactly, and the other one ain't held no fingers.
That shit scared me.
That shit scared me.
Yeah, it scared me.
Ha-ha.
First time I seen that bitch, I was like, ha.
I think that's through that.
I fought with them, I think I seen the one who got the lead though.
Well, who talked, who talked with the rap and boys
when they made their first son.
What?
Whistle why you twirg?
Go ahead and start and make that pussy fart it.
We should request some shit like that.
That nigga said, go ahead and get this spanking.
A.T.L. Shout that old dish for spanking.
Frankie A, gonna pop your pussy like this
Cause I-A twin in the B-I-A-H
Nick, what the fuck is a B-I-A?
In this bitch?
Oh, I ain't know what, that word B-I-N-Y, y'all.
That's a word, though, but it is today.
Hey, man, I love the E-A twin, bro.
That cold, that little arrow?
Who?
I'm gonna pipe that bitch.
Oh.
But I don't give a fuck with nobody say, bud.
To the window, to the walls.
I ain't even know we could say that.
To the sweat drop down my balls.
Ooh, you're going to let these bitch
know we sweat, what?
To the sweat drop down these balls.
They don't matter.
I don't skeet, skink.
But see, that's what I be trying to emphasize all the time.
Fucker without taking a bath.
There are women out there that like sweaty balls.
Which is crazy.
Look how quiet the room gap.
Yeah, they like sweaty balls.
They like to smell them.
They do.
Come out.
A woman love a nigger with some shit to do.
She would like to smell work nuts.
Yep.
Where you been all day?
They do.
They want to smell them.
And we know that they exist and we shout them out over here.
They ain't going to really, they ain't never going to come out publicly.
We see you, babe.
There are plenty women out there that like all day balls.
Yeah, they call ballers.
They got a whole.
Call what?
Ball alert.
Ball alert.
Yeah, they like balls.
Big sweaty, juicy, all day balls.
That's how you know.
Niggins be talking to all that shit like you real friggin' to you, me a real freak-ass woman.
That boy, they've been running.
Exactly.
You don't fuck this girl out of a long jaw.
This nigga, him.
Nass-ass-eyed nigga here, man.
He had a baller before.
She liked them work nuts.
Women like the smell, that's been doing something all day.
They're over time.
Yeah.
Nick, be tired, too.
I'm tired.
So get here.
I'm sleepy, please.
Trying to tell you.
Want to go to sleep?
Nope.
Nope.
That's hilarious, bro.
You better, watch yourself.
I'm telling you.
They're out here.
There's some different kind of women out here,
bro.
This 2020 has really,
and this whole being away from everybody,
shit is just changing like a motherfucker.
That's hilarious.
I can't believe the nasty shit
we was out here doing before this pandemic hit.
Bro, we was out here taking check.
Niggia, we was eating at the buffet.
We were eating at the buffet,
where we knew motherfuckers was coming
straight out the kitchen, mopping,
and bringing us food.
All of them.
You're talking about before this?
Yes!
What were on with that?
Nigger.
Think about now.
Think about now.
We could have been dead a long time ago.
Oh, you're talking about old witch pandemic.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, well.
I'm just talking about like in life in general.
Like, you know.
Go to Karabi.
Man, that shit been out here.
You bullshit.
The popcorn shrimp with the biscuit.
Listen, don't talk to me when I got my popcorn shrimp
and my biscuit.
And I got another plate just for my tartar so.
Stop playing with me.
Dill, I, dill, I, d'all.
Hit the biscuit.
Brue's out here thugging for real.
You bullshit.
Dill, I, deal, I.
Life was wrong as hell before this pandemic shit.
Yeah.
You tell you I could get another plane?
Come on, man.
What?
Man, who, man?
Let me tell you some of buffet.
You can't go wrong in no buffet game.
I don't get a fuck.
Do you understand that maybe now when we get old people gonna think we line when we tell them about the shit we used to do?
We used to do shows.
It was thousands of people around there.
I ain't lying.
That's D.C. Chico and Joy
All them, we would go places, man,
it'd be eight, nine thousand people over there.
Swear to God, all them, it ain't left.
All in a one minute, and they used to come watch us.
We was, we, we, uh, we know,
and that all the time kick in Tico, I told.
I told you, it's all about it time, I told you.
We had a singing group.
No, we did.
We did sing, but it wasn't a.
but it wasn't a, well, we were, you know,
we was in the performance arts.
You know we saw a lot.
Yeah, yeah, we still, yeah, yeah.
We sold a lot, we sold a lot of records.
We sold a lot of tickets and things like that.
Mm-hmm.
That's how you know old niggins,
he ain't gonna tell you everything.
You know, we did a lot of things of that nature.
Yeah, we did all, all kind of,
a variety of things.
We did several things at once.
This nigga stupid, bro.
I'm telling you, brad, they gonna think
We're bullshit.
They ain't gonna know they know.
They got to say something.
Nephew, listen to this.
Now check this out.
Thousands of people come to the show.
Hundreds of something to take pictures of.
Right there with me, right there between us.
They stand right there and everything.
It was crazy.
That shit might not never happen again.
When, shit.
It's gonna happen again.
The Mean Greek?
Oh, we can't do the Mean Greek no more.
Why?
Vi was gonna be gone.
Mm-mm.
Shit over the shit.
Gone now, man.
You think it is?
I ain't scared.
See, that's the shit that's scary.
Got to be causing for shit.
Everybody be talking shit till they get sick.
We talk big shit, man, that shit ain't real.
I'm telling.
And then the nigga hit you, like, bro.
I don't know what the fuck wrong with me.
What did you mean?
Man, I got up this morning.
Shit, it was soupy.
Shit came out.
It was soupy.
to wipe my ass with a towel.
Like, the tissue wouldn't get it.
The tissue was too wet.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
Every time he tells you, let go.
That's the sauce spot, boy.
I can't touch that, but.
No, for real, though, we got a, man.
I don't know.
I ain't talking to this shit, man.
Niggins to go get them.
That shit out here, man.
That shit ain't in the air.
Just keep your hands sanitized and shit.
Hey, sometimes I just look at the door and be like, nope.
That shit out there, I can smell it.
But that shit, crazed.
But think about it like this, though, right?
Out of all this shit going on.
First of all, she still ain't no vaccine.
Niggas are signing dates on fights.
Well, think about it, you know who's running shit.
Y'all know what going on.
I ain't gonna speak on Twitter, but y'all know what going on.
What if you fucking around and get that vaccine
and you can't go to sleep no more?
Ain't no vaccine, gang.
They're gonna make everybody get that shit.
Ain't nobody gonna go to bed.
Everybody's gonna be tired for Ella.
You're still up?
I'm still up.
You believe this shit, we ain't been to bed in four years.
Man, my fucking eyeballs is dry.
Fell asleep on Onlyfan land night.
I'm telling you that vaccine, that shit ain't gonna be right.
Man, there ain't no damn vaccine.
Ain't nobody gonna get pregnant for two years.
They're trying to control the population.
Some?
I don't know.
Why the fuck they want the...
They say you don't take...
I don't believe the population control.
Because they want everybody to be alive and working.
Why the fuck would they want less people?
less people.
Because too many didn't get money.
There's so many places that don't nobody live.
Too many people get money.
But America literally kind of empty when you think about it.
Who?
America.
Man, it's just a lot of motherfuckers live in the South where we're from, so we think it's a lot
of motherfuckers.
But once you start traveling to some of these states, these bitches literally be damn
near empty.
Right.
Nobody really live in Montana like that.
What?
Niggas go out there, man.
fucking live out there.
Have you ever seen people in South Dakota?
There's some motherfuckers out there,
but they don't look like nobody you'd have seen before.
They're talking about all the Indians extinct.
It's a goddamn life.
It's 998 tribes of Indians over that way.
Talk your shit, game by.
Shit, it ain't my shit to talk.
Come on, here you come.
He can wait to get out of the chip.
80% of Americans live in cities.
Who need the rest of this.
80% of Americans?
Yeah, the rest of the woods,
all these places, ain't got no big cities.
This is this shit, this motherfucker is empty, man.
Right.
80% of American living.
Man, get what?
Go move, man.
Go somewhere else except...
I ain't going no guy anywhere.
I'm going.
Fuck the bullshit.
I live in Georgia because I can go home fast.
For real?
Yeah.
More fast as I want to do.
I like America because you can make money over here.
Other than that, I don't want to give a fuck about living over here.
I can't think of nowhere else I want to stay, though.
You got to go travel.
You'll be like, you know where I'll stay here.
Every time I go somewhere, I'll be like, man, this shit ain't fucking with America, nigga.
America, nigga.
America to owe the shit to me.
But you know, see, this is what you, when they say free opportunity, you really like
free opportunity.
Because other places, you got the government finding the people, then you got the people find
the people, then the government ain't giving the people no money.
And it's like...
Sound like us.
But this shit a little bit more orchestrated still, but social media you can see clearly
a lot of shit.
Like, nigger, even though the pandemic stopped our work, we're finn't go back.
You dig what I'm saying?
Other places, it's like, nigger, ain't no food.
No food, ain't no water.
Ain't no net.
Niggas out there had sellers for like three, four years.
That's what I'm saying.
We got that stuff.
Nellin plastic bags to the bottom of their shoe to have a.
Well, that pole, boy.
This America, man, you can get some, anything you want.
You can go get it.
You got a 24 hour access to it.
But get what, it's beautiful places other than.
You know what I'm saying?
It's people who live other where or not,
they don't live in America.
I don't give a shit about it.
Don't really too much give a fuck about.
about coming over here either.
I ain't going over there either.
Shit, you gotta go over there and go broad on your horizon.
My horizon is broad.
Trust me.
You ever thought about being, having a dual citizenship?
Yeah, yeah.
Mm-mm.
You got to talk that talk, gang.
You can tell the niggins be like,
you know what, you can stay here.
Ha-ha, bha, yon.
Hop on a plane, go somewhere else,
and be straight, have a dual citizenship.
I'm a citizen over here, too.
So if some shit pop off over here,
like we can't go nowhere right now.
You gonna get over there.
What you mean?
You would have seen it coming.
I would have been doing this shit on Skype.
Fuck y'all, nigga.
I would have been doing this shit on Skype.
What on 85 South Show?
It's your boy.
Where I'm at?
Don't give a fuck.
Hey!
You don't know where I'm at?
I'm over here.
We're chilling.
Ain't no cases or no corona or that shit.
Whatever y'all over that tripping on.
We're over here.
That's what you're on.
There's black people over here too.
Shit, that's why I ain't leaving.
Brown in your ride.
Why?
Because we've been over here.
I don't know we've been over here.
We ain't have to come over here.
come from nowhere oh yeah you so what you're saying like if you like rooted right here yeah oh
i don't know my people from here well i gotta go say what's up if you blacking over there
hey man what's happening but that's who are you alien i don't know you speak brother places in
the world like zimbabwe they're having a human rights crisis going on right now you got to read
up just showing up and snatching motherfuckers up so shout out to zimbabwe yeah yeah
I do your history on shit.
Don't travel and be like,
I'm just trying to see what's going on.
As soon as you land,
there's all type of chaos,
niggas.
Even though it's chaos over here.
But still, shit.
You ever seen chaos in paradise?
I've seen it everywhere you go to.
I always find out the blackest shit
about the whole place.
But you know what?
You know, the black folks
been doing this shit.
But you know, it's about this real homie
and like they take care of their island
and like, you know,
I ain't really like no crime
and shit like that.
Terrence of Keko.
How are you fucking with them islands like this?
I'm a country, nigga, man.
I forgot you're gonna swim, man.
You got to get your own ass in the water.
And do what?
That nigga he don't want to do nothing.
He's like, no, I'm in here.
I'm a land, nigger.
I'm in the water, I'm in the water.
He's like, I'm in here.
Y'all, niggins go over there, I'm in the water.
Come in.
I'm in.
I'm in the water.
I'm going to Gatlinburg.
God damn.
No, man.
See, I love the Caribbean, man.
When I get on the island,
I feel like I'm at home, like, take these motherfucking shoes off.
You probably got a bad-ass feet, niggins.
We all do.
Your shit ain't beautiful.
You got to go get them done.
Your shit, but you think my.
My shit fucked up.
That's why you go get them done.
That's what I'm saying.
I can go get them shit done and they'll be okay, but that's as good as it's going to be.
Yeah, that's it.
My toe nail don't even grow all the way.
Yeah, yeah.
My shit, hell no.
But you still can't even have a half way, look good at toe.
You did.
So I go get them done, go overseas, you walk on the land bad foot,
so you can feel the energy from the earth and because you feel me you'll think it's crazy but guess what
but that shit really be lit after three four days i'm ready to go back to america which is cool
yeah they're going to work i can't go nowhere else because people in other places want to come to
america to work it's a better living but niggas they know they can run up a fucking bag over here
nigger they come over here and run up a stupid ad bag yeah that why they don't mean bang
Get out.
Get out.
It's the American way.
Run up a bag.
Go live somewhere else and go crazy.
That's what they doing?
Take this shit to a black bag.
And then look how Marvin Gay going to be looking at your checking account.
Go ahead, stupid.
You're wasting them folks' time.
No, you ain't got no goddamn money.
Ha ha.
Put it back in your pocket.
Go back out of the door.
Put that shit down.
Put it back in your pocket.
Oh, uh, uh, uh, do not feel a lot of deposits.
Put it back in your pocket.
Who I'll do that?
I went to the bank the other day to get some money.
The lady told me she could give me half of the money I asked for and then get me a cashier check.
I was like, ma'am.
Then I'm going to have to come back to the bank the cash that motherfucker.
Might as well just give me the haul.
They tried to tell me that one of the bank talking about something,
you can't get this much out at the drive-thru.
They're not laying you in.
I said when she is, somebody better come open the door.
Yeah, for real, because I'm gonna come back through this bitch again.
I'm gonna come get my money.
I ain't gonna rob the bank, but I'll rob it for my money.
Look, open on that account, bitch.
Type in the name.
Type in my name, hold.
Give me everything that said, my account, bitch.
Don't care about nobody else.
My name, bitch.
Don't you put, oh, ain't nobody on money with me?
Unless you want to.
Give me my money, ho.
I didn't know they could see your balance.
What?
Look at that.
Just see me like, so you want to make it.
Man, stop playing.
Man, man, just put the money to stop looking at my shit, man.
And then the lady tried to introduce me to the other lady at the bank.
He's like, he's a good man.
She don't have no husband.
I was like, what the f***.
Bitch, get on my cat.
Oh, I hate that shit, bro.
That's why you gotta have a personal banker, bro.
I can't stand that shit.
That's why I don't even realize.
I just like doing the wire shit.
How I'll wire that shit.
You don't know, don't look at me.
Don't, I don't, you know me.
Why?
Wire.
Hit wire.
I'm gonna be nervous going to the bank.
I'd be wondering how much money you have to get
before the feds jump off the roof
with the AR-15s and shit.
Eighty-nine hundred.
For real?
They're gonna come back.
They're watching, as soon as you deposit,
it's really, it's really, they say $10,000,
but it's kind of like $85.
If you deposit $8,500, you do that's,
you, you deposit, too.
So did you, that's it is, yes.
Yes.
You have the bank man right here.
You deposit, 80, you do, you do,
If you withdraw that cash, they have to report that to that.
We're talking about withdrawing, but they're going to do that too.
But depositing, they're going to be like, hey, brother.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
As soon as you do $8,500 or more, they saw it.
You know how, like, as soon as you put it in there now.
I saw it.
Even, so why you got to do like, increment.
Say, boy, you had a million dollars.
You go in there and be like, $6,500.
65 hundred you can't keep on that shit 365 times 65 hundred you can't have an over
balance or no they gonna watch you 65 home going out every time but nah but you know just
pay your taxes man i pay all my time okay i get their money man that's a bigger game they'd be like
give my money bitch i'm like how much you want you're not even in the argue with them
folks they just get it stop pushy me oh for i'm not arguing with them for oh but niggie don't
They're paying them niggas.
Don't pay them niggas.
They're gonna have some other niggins to go see.
Some gangsters.
Well, for real.
Did he make some more money before he did?
This how serious taxes are, though.
You can't even get it in to heaven until you pay your shit.
You think God gonna let you in, you old motherfucker?
Hell no.
He didn't pay your student long.
Right, like.
He tried to teach you.
Right, right.
He's gonna run off on the teacher.
That's what I'm saying.
God make you go, like if you die under certain circumstances,
you have to go to hell
until you get your affairs straight.
Oh, but at least you get a chain, though.
Yeah, you know, motherfuckers in hell.
Like, yeah, God said, I do one more year down here.
You're gonna let me on anything.
No, he's just, man, child support.
Licensing and shit were fucked up,
so he told me to do two years in hell.
I mean, it ain't height, this motherfuckers think it is.
You been in Atlanta?
In the summer.
Yeah, just like, you know when you're getting your car.
It's about that hot.
It's about that hot.
You're gonna get a stupid prop.
Yeah, man.
I mean, the devil, you cool.
You're cool, motherfucker.
You know, as long as you style this way,
he's kind of like shook and like,
he has his mood.
You catch him in the right mood,
he'll be bald with you.
You catch him in the real,
you know, you know,
fuck that nigga, he can't bawled me.
Exactly, but hey, you're in hell.
You mean the time you'd go to hell
and wouldn't fuck with the devil?
Still beef.
Inhale.
Beef, bitch, move.
You don't whip your ass every day.
So, we gonna be henny.
Huck out my face, I still don't fuck with you,
I still don't fuck with you,
but I heard what you said when I was
14 bitch, nigga.
Come on, nigga, come on.
I think you're gonna have that much time to talk shit?
No, I ain't gonna talk to them.
I'm being headed.
They say you go to heaven, everybody's naked.
They're right?
No.
Can they say you put a walk free?
No.
You have to close your head on your funeral.
Huh?
Hold on, what happened?
What happened?
No, you had a clothes from your funeral on.
Oh, oh yeah.
You didn't know that.
You didn't know that?
Ah.
You didn't know that?
You didn't know that?
That's why you gotta be bed or something.
Those niggins out there with meat coats on in the room.
I just think it's fucked up as people in heaven with no shoes on.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
No, they don't put shoes on all of them, buddy.
Jesus Christ.
Y'all are not smart.
The niggins out that bad feet.
Yeah, yeah, whole suit on, no shoes.
Ah!
White sucks.
White sucks.
Stop!
Big end sucks, too.
That is hilarious!
Because your feet shrink.
You're talking about the whole suit with white socks?
They just slide around on it!
They'd be folding them in head, trying to make them look like footies.
That is hilarious, bro.
Bro, this nigga is hilarious, bro.
We gotta get the fucking out of here, man.
He thought these gonna be over there with what they had in a casket.
Hell yeah.
That's stupid.
Y'all think you steal Booba One?
Yeah.
They see them, they took it.
It was 11 people over there.
Now they just take a turn Booba one for their leave.
Like, four shit.
What you got coming up, man?
How are your show selling?
Man, you motherfucker going stupid, man.
I appreciate y'all too.
At the end of the day, you know what I'm saying?
I need, excuse me, to get back on the road
because that shit like therapy for me.
You feel, you know what I'm saying?
I just need to be around this energy.
That's why we've been in this being so long.
I need to do laughs, bro.
I needed it, boy, I ain't laugh that hard.
I don't know how long, boy.
Come on, man.
I'm missing the comedy like a motherfucker.
I need, I need to be running in.
I'm watching our show like, bro, I can't believe this shit.
I can't, I love it.
I just look.
I really want to go, it like going to kick it with your family.
You ain't seen in a long time.
Y'all got the car.
You got the car and Chico got a car.
I ain't gotta worry about nothing.
You know, I got gas in a week.
You know what I'm saying?
We better go see Aunt Tid them.
What we go in Mississippi?
We're going to Baltimore.
We're going to Texas.
Just being with y'all,
the fans, the true people that
allow us to grow, you feel what I'm saying?
Bro, if you don't understand.
I don't know you'd be getting a lot of messages.
People, you're watching this show everywhere, man.
Somebody had a fucking surgery
and was watching this shit.
For real.
Hell you.
All this shit coming back.
The NBA is back.
The NFL, they're about to cancel that shit.
The president still dumb as hell.
Bunch of motherfuckers out here sick.
You heard what he said about John Lewis?
Who? Oh, yeah.
That motherfucker is crazy.
Yeah, I don't speak on him, but that n'n't trick.
Oh, I gotta say, uh, you guys sent from love
my man Rodney Perry, man.
He got COVID, man.
Yes, sir.
Craying for the OG, man.
You know, we're crying for you, bitch, daw.
Man, make sure y'all stay safe, keep your mask on,
stay at the crib.
I know we're doing the show with no mask on,
but man, we got the motherfuckers on deck.
So let's just throw the camera so you can hear us and shit.
We got a mask on deck.
Oh, my boy, Sacks B got engaged too.
You know, my boy.
Yeah, he got engaged.
Yeah, yeah.
You're gonna stupid, man.
Gotta get married, man.
What you, give us-
He now, he ain't gonna be gonna do the little p-b-p-p-a-p-b-a-b-b.
And he ain't gonna be happy no more.
He's gonna be, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Why do you think you wanna get married, you don't?
He keeps looking at that girl.
He's like, I gotta play.
He found the one.
Yeah, man.
He found the one.
Watch, watch when we go on the road.
Right.
Everybody got that one, man.
It's somebody for everybody.
You don't believe that shit?
I believe he gonna do it thing.
I just know.
When we're getting that vibe, I know sad beep, beep, beep.
I don't want to get up there here.
Buh, blah, blah, blah.
Who the fuck was that?
You really don't- He ain't gonna have dread no more, he gonna cut them off.
They're gonna fall out.
All that work for nothing.
You're gonna go dread for, what, 17 years?
This will happen when I tell you somebody get engaged.
You see all the bad things.
What about black love, D.C.?
God damn.
I mean, I'm happy more.
Damn.
I'm just saying.
I mean, I'm gonna happy for these niggins, man.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
We've got to be real now.
I know who we were.
You really don't see a lot of happily married black men.
You see if something's married, but they'll be happy.
Right.
They don't really, like, how's going, man?
You don't know I'm just happy, man.
Just keep a smile on your face.
Hey, hey.
No, what's what's going on?
Listen to me, young blood.
Youngblood, listen to me.
Do what you do.
Keep doing your thing.
Hey, don't let nobody stop you from doing your thing.
You understand that?
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Yeah.
How long you've been married, don't you?
Me?
Uh-huh.
Thirty-two years.
32 years.
Good question.
Ask me how long I've been tired of it.
I only been tired.
33 years.
Shit.
Before you even got what the motherfucker.
Right.
That's crazy.
You know what got me scared of marriage because I'd be on social media for a lot.
Like I've been on there for a period of time.
And women really just don't even like us.
They use us.
See how quieted the room got.
You say some real shit everybody shut the fuck up.
Because all women want somebody to love them, but be out of it, man.
You want a motherfucker that going to support them.
Women want a nigga that ain't even...
They want a motherfucker that going to support them.
The nigga that they won't ain't even been born yet.
This motherfucker...
Oh, damn.
Yeah, he's amazing.
The nigga that they think they deserve, he ain't fucking with them.
That's crazy.
It's a woman right now.
They're going to have...
They got to sell for us the same way we're settling for them.
You gotta find somebody to settle with,
somebody that you can get and let all your hopes
and dreams die with.
God damn.
What?
That's too raw.
That boy been hurt.
Too raw?
That boy been hurt.
Fuck y'all.
That boy been hurt.
You been hurt.
I'm a nigger.
Fuck you, bitch.
My whole life been a-drydive-dreams, ho.
Been a string of disappointment.
Fuck you mean.
God damn.
I like a bitch.
I just know they ain't shit.
You feel.
It's just fun to see the game that they play.
You were like, look at this bitch.
She's trying to get fire on the bottle.
I like this bitch, but she ain't gonna get fire out of the aisle.
You're feeling.
Really?
You can see what she do out of this hump.
That's that.
I learned that from a man.
That's an incentive.
You better stop that.
You're creating your own monster when you do that, D.C.
Yeah, because you're only giving a sum of what she needs.
I know, so it's kind of like you kind of give her the bait.
Where you think she's gonna get the rest of it from?
I give's too far.
That was the purpose for her.
go find the rest.
I want her to be like, here.
Because the rest ain't over here, bitch.
You need to go find the other than it.
Yeah, you say that.
But then when some shit happened,
your nigga's going to kick in.
So a nigga buried deep down inside
of every man in this room.
Right.
And when the first time your lady
showed up with some shit
that you don't know about, he's going to come out.
You're going to ask you for the $500
for the money or whatever.
You know you ain't give it,
but whatever you gave it.
And that shit ain't going to last for so long.
And she showed up with some fast food one day
after your money didn't ran out.
Oh, what the fuck?
You get this fucking fast food from.
Your money didn't ran out, so you thought.
And now you're laid out here hungry,
and you'd have lost it to a nigger who got some sandwiches.
You see where I'm going with this?
All I'm saying is, you created that need
because you only gave her half of what she wanted.
All I'm saying is, now all the nigg got to do is keep her full,
because you're gonna do everything,
she's gonna fall short on the food.
Now she got a whole food nigga.
See how these characters are created.
I don't give a fuck who the nigga is.
Don't listen then.
I got a honor for ya.
It's gonna be a nigga who gonna listen right into the pussy.
For real?
Really?
Girl, you are playing.
He did what?
He did it again?
He don't respect you.
He doesn't value your time.
Now this nigga down listened up on some pussy.
You did nine out of 10 things right.
This nigga came through with one out of 10
filled the empty space.
Got the same amount of poop.
You did nine stupid-ass things again.
All he had to do was listen.
Show her with some food.
Talk to her.
Take it a Gatlinburg.
I mean, I hate mine, so oh, that nigga.
You hit them?
Yes, sir.
What you mean, with the dick?
Yes, sir.
That don't mean shit.
I mean shit.
If you listen, that don't mean shit.
You can get demoted, too.
The same way you get promoted, you can get demoted.
You don't want to just be the dick, nigg.
You don't want to just be the dick, nigger.
She don't respect him at all.
She don't ask you no questions.
She ain't got no conversation.
Dick, I'm drunk, I'm outside.
Open the door.
See you next time.
That's all you get when you're the dick man.
Open the door.
She get the dick.
Didn't let her lead.
I don't mind.
The fuck we got to talk about.
Thank you for waking me to fuck up.
Ask that man over there.
At some point in your life, you need more than some pussy.
You start wanting shit like sats, macaroni cheese,
green bean, cornbread.
You get tired of eating chicken by itself.
Right.
You need a woman for your nutrients, bro.
A woman who's going to tell you,
trace some water sometime.
Put the blunts down.
Or you're just going to die at 48.
Yeah.
You need a woman to fucking do something of that shit.
Until I want some size, I'm good with chicken.
I'm telling you.
I'm getting all that.
I'm getting the shit out of chicken.
I'm telling you.
I don't give a fuck.
My box is full of chicken.
Keep doing all your fucking while you're young.
That one I'm trying to tell you.
I'm getting chicken, nigger.
But you're going to get to a point in your life.
where you need more than some pussy.
You keep trying to pat me mad potato.
You want some metal.
You're gonna need somebody to watch
how to get away with murder with.
He keep looking at me.
How he's so young with energy?
I want chicken!
Okay.
Keep eating that goddamn chicken.
It's good now.
It's good now.
It's delicious.
You go ahead and eat mashed potatoes with no key.
And then you find out just eating chicken by itself
is gonna fuck your whole digestive system up
because you ain't having shit to go with it.
Just chicken.
I'm saying for those things think.
Tell them, tell them you gonna want more
than some pussy sometime.
You gonna be rich as hell by yourself.
All these nice, luxurious things.
No end-house pussy.
You're talking to another nigga who eat mashed potatoes.
He got a whole house.
He's talking to another old niggins.
That nigga got on a blazer.
Man, get your eyes on, man.
Yeah, man, you just gonna wanna sit down sometime, young blood.
Telling you, young blood.
I'm back hurt right now.
Ooh, I said, what time is it?
Okay, that's what pussy do.
How do you think you get your back fucked up?
We ain't no weight lifters.
That come from all that wild fucking.
That's all it could be,
because you remember exactly what you was fucking by the pain.
Oh, shit.
That's Galingbird.
You got to get in that gym, OG.
You're okay.
Got to do some push-up.
Bro, you can drink water and skinless chicken
and go to gym every week.
Pussy going still defeat you.
You're going to just be in great shape
to go to sleep after you.
you bust that nut.
That's all.
You don't understand science is real.
I know motherfuckers who can run the 10K marathon,
be sweaty as a motherfucker.
No, never get tired.
Give them 10 men's word of pussy,
and they go into bed for eight hours.
Pussy do that to motherfuckers.
That's what pussy do, grown-ass men,
big buff, motherfuckers, security guards and shit.
Motherfuckers who don't do nothing
but work out and eat right and believe in
and read the Bible and shit.
Give them some pussies over with.
Pussy defeats everything.
Pussy just like water.
It ain't shit on earth
that you can put up against a pussy
and pussy won't win.
Pussy is like the honey bachelor.
It can beat up most of this shit.
See, a quiet shit guy.
That's a fight I'm trying to fight.
I'm trying to fight.
That's a fight I want.
Like, I be looking for that fight.
You're not going to win, young man.
I'm telling you, I tried.
I mean, I've got fighting.
I'd be like, hit me again.
Hit me again, God damn it.
I ain't falling.
Okay.
This is how good pussy is, D.C.
You didn't even go swing at some point.
You just have been like, well, what do you want?
What I've been fighting 10 years straight?
My arms is tired.
My legs is weary.
I give up, pussy.
I can't beat you.
I'm just going to join you.
What do you want for?
China? I've given you everything. My life's work since I was 15 years old. I give up. I want a wife and a family.
In a house and some vanity mirrors would sink for him and her.
Stupid. I got a nice ass, y'all. There ain't no flowers in it, though. It's just grass. Man, pussy then defeated everybody.
You got to stay in the game.
I watch TV.
I watch it.
They had this show called Scandal.
Uh-huh.
Black lady fucking the president.
This is how good black pussy is.
This man got shot in the head and was in a coma.
My fuck ain't come out to coma until he started thinking about that black pussy.
The man got a whole wife, three, four kids.
He in a coma.
Only thing he brought him back to life was the time he spent with Elizabeth Pope.
What's her name?
Olivia Pope.
He's talking about Elizabeth.
I'm like,
That's how you know Elizabeth ain't brought that thing back in my hat
Yeah, she did that's like that good he couldn't have it on with you
I'm coming to join you huh
Olivia is stupid brought that nigga out of coma
That nigga dog
Mm hmm
Yeah, O.G
Got a head button that pussy
It ain't gonna work
I ain't going to out without a fight
Okay
Then the vagina gonna make the noise like the whackamole
Now I'm angry.
Pussy gonna talk to you like Thanos.
You gave me a good try.
No, no, let him do what he does.
Pussy whoop your ass like Thanos whoop the Hulk.
That thing's stupid as fuck, man.
Okay.
Now made me angry.
Now I'm angry.
Woo-hoo-ha!
Oh, this thing is crazy and fuck,
that is funny.
Okay.
One day you ain't going to be able to fuck.
You're going to be 70-7 years old.
Damn.
You're just going to need somebody to sit on the porch with.
That's what old people equivalent to fucking is, just hanging out.
Look at the face she made.
Ooh, yeah.
I ain't 7-7, though, I'm 28.
You ain't gonna make it if you keep fighting.
I need to be on a rocking chair.
I'm trying to tell you how to get the 70-7.
Stop fighting these pusses.
You're gonna hurt yourself.
That's all.
I'm trying to go out here and fight.
Okay.
He's gonna fight.
What would you say?
Oh, okay.
Yeah, see.
Then you're gonna have to get a new hip
from all that fucking you did.
It's fun, man.
All right.
That shit is fun, man.
Even if she imagined, even if she imagined
that she liked you.
I don't care, fake it.
Love me.
All right.
This is how you start drinking brown liquor.
No, I'm straight, though.
You know, my girl love me, I love her.
I'm good.
I'm just talking for my young day.
I know.
I've been in a rocking chair, I'm chilling.
That's a wheelchair.
No, I'm rocking, though.
All right, I'm rolling.
Hey, I'm telling you, man.
No, I'll just be talking shit.
It's out here.
I mean, y'all don't even know if you seen the shit on social, man.
My motherfucker tried to lie on me and say, we've been together and everything.
Yeah.
Peepie that's doing a little lame-ass shit.
That's why you got to watch who you talk to, man.
I am not the motherfucker to fake a relationship with, though.
Huh?
I ain't even, I'm not even a good candidate for that.
Because anybody who really know me, know, like, man, get the fuck out of here.
Right.
That shit don't even sound good.
Well, yeah.
You pinch your girl.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Man, this is what lady I made at the airport one time.
I did give them a number, but I ain't never hit no coach.
Oh.
Y'all ain't never talk on anything like that?
You know what I'm saying?
You know how you get them motherfucking?
You find out they're the wrong motherfucker.
Oh yeah, you got to end that ASAP.
And then one night they seen you a picture of the pussy.
You look at it.
You got to say something if you look at it.
Them the rules.
Right.
Gotta say, oh shit, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah.
Got to say some, ooh, shit.
Yeah, but I ain't know that it was gonna turn into all of that.
But I am guilty of looking at some pussy.
That's all I did.
See what I'm saying?
talking about me with your own ass so if you open your phone you still out here and
you're saying the pussy pit and telling me you need to slow the fuck down yeah
because that pussy fat that pussy is fat and that's you need to stop your shit
god damn young girl that pussy fat so you don't have to do it how you think I
know that thing is crazy man don't follow in my footsteps your
always try to make you not get no gooja you need to stop your shit what I'm saying is
Delete them pusses.
Don't fucking look.
Don't look.
Delete it.
Got damn it.
Delete it.
Don't look at it.
Don't look at it.
It's a setup.
You're a man, man.
It's a setup.
What you're supposed to do?
You're supposed to delete it apparently.
Why do you think I'm sharing this with you?
But that's what I'm saying?
You're gonna find that out every new movie.
No.
You know what I mean?
This is a mental patient.
This isn't just like regular crazy.
Some people act like they ain't crazy.
Yeah, this is me.
Medicine crazy.
Yes.
Yeah.
You preach it to the choir.
That's why I'm like, niggas, that shit be funny.
I block that whole block a crazy bitch.
I'm like, I can't believe this bitch, blah.
Yeah.
This whole crazy.
Hold on, let me block that.
Let me see what she said.
One more time.
It really is crazy, right?
It's been crazy, man.
They made up a whole scenario.
And never touched that later.
What?
That's why I keep calm to that later.
That's why I'm trying to, you preach it to the choir.
Yeah, man.
That's why I only fuck with goddesses and shit like that.
Like when we went to college.
Don't give me no pussy that didn't go to college.
Don't get me.
I'm not taking it.
And then we're going to college?
Don't do it like that.
Come on, man.
I'm not taking it.
Don't be boozy.
No, fuck that.
Fuck that.
And if you ain't go to college.
Nope.
You at least got to be, at least a year.
I ain't say you had to finish.
You had to go though.
But every pussy ain't go to college.
I mean, I'm not accepting it then.
Nope.
Yeah.
Standards.
Standards.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Well, we would have been lying.
Those hoes would have been lit.
Yeah.
Fuck you.
All right.
I'm not fucking with you.
If you're in jail for a long.
I'm not doing that.
Oh no, he's in jail for a long time, bitch.
We're rocking.
Right.
We, how many guys got eight years?
Uh-uh, man.
But if it's long as long...
We're only 30.
We got good time.
I'm not doing it.
You got five years.
I'm not doing it.
Fuckin' your bitch, man.
Standards don't change.
What?
Mm-hmm.
So you ain't fucking no bitch who ain't go to college?
Nope.
And who nigger in jail for a long time?
Nope.
So you're out of a nigga home in three months?
No, I'm just saying.
Oh, yeah.
If your ex is in a bad spot, I can't fuck with you.
I did that.
I did that.
You ain't leaving no, you ain't leaving shit better than you found it.
No, it ain't, it ain't no progression fucking with you.
If I'm gonna go down after fucking, I can't do it.
Right?
So a bitch, an ex-nick gotta be like a lawyer or something shit.
I'm just saying, then you gotta be on the path to success.
Right.
Yeah, exactly.
Because that bitch, that type of bitch would be like,
oh, she just really ain't, she don't get a fuck.
Bro, I always wonder like when the women get out of jail,
like when the fine-ass women get out of jail, where they be?
I don't know, could they be fine, man,
I don't know, I'm talking like gangster, boom women.
Hey man, man.
You're like, damn, she's beautiful.
Yeah.
And that's where I'm at.
My girl beautiful, too, so I don't do for it.
It's beautiful, yeah.
You got great taste.
You got a beautiful family.
Stay over there.
And shit in these streets, especially coronavirus.
Oh, yeah, more different.
Hell, yeah.
I didn't get out these streets.
I'm gonna be playing on game.
Yeah, yeah.
I still got my, you know what I'm saying?
You know, I still got my dirt back.
You know what I've been riding in the streets.
I saw that.
I seen you got a Harley, too.
No, I ain't got a Harley.
What was that motorcycle you got?
Oh.
What it is?
A M-50, Suzuki?
Man, we've been in here rambling for a long time,
but we've got a lot of cases.
We're about to wrap it up.
But you did sell the man.
A lot of motherfuckers been waiting on that L3.
You thought I was bullshin.
Nick Slick made a hug for me, but you ain't gonna get
a number eight hundred.
God, damn.
We're trying to offer me that shit too.
Yeah, never again.
Shit, crazy hell, but I got what I want it.
No, I'm saying, never again.
I never questioned.
Nothing else you're doing.
No.
Whether it's facts or not.
Whatever.
seen you do magnificent shit.
I owe you an apology.
It was rough, I ain't gonna lie.
Because I couple people were like, man,
you know, I seen the episode, you know, low sad.
No.
Niggins she didn't pay on one with 15.
I'm like, man, I ain't playing.
Right.
You had to take a picture with him and shit?
Yeah, I took a picture with it.
You know, they've kind of boosted it up a little bit.
They bought it for a pride, took a picture,
that was another price.
I put it in a combo package.
Right.
You're a good nigga.
You know what I'm saying?
They ain't look at it like that, but I did.
You know what I'm like, they're really selling
in the van for this.
Right.
this.
Right.
Pull it in the gullas.
They bought the van.
You know, they bought the pitcher in the van.
In front of the van.
Right.
And you heard me that bit happy in a bit.
I'm like, pocket on stupid.
Right.
No, I sold that bit.
Word.
And what's up, man?
What you doing with the car, man?
We got to go to the car show, man.
Yeah.
I'm trying to fuck with you on the car show.
Man, I'm fucking with it, man.
I'm in the car.
I'm in the car.
I'm in the car even drop on the bitch.
But that's kind of one of the things we discuss in the show is my obsession with collecting
cards.
It's an obsession.
It's an obsession.
Yeah.
So we really just trying to sort that out and that's just going to be one of the bases
of the show.
I got a few things en route that we're going to be featuring on there.
I really wanted to get your vet on there and put the headlight motors.
Oh, for real.
Hey, yeah.
Did you fix it for free on the show?
I ain't say all that.
I said I wanted to...
I can get it done.
You gotta buy the motors, though.
You buy the part, I can get the shit done.
Man, you're rich as fuck.
Stop acting like that.
Stop acting like that.
Don't for the show.
I'm gonna be on that door.
I'm gonna do it.
Like, my buddy, get my light.
Come on, man.
Hey, man, fuck you're dancing.
This is not the time to be dancing.
Nah, I'm not falling for that shit.
Alright, bro.
Damn.
Yeah, we're gonna get you straight, though.
Yeah, we got a lot of shit coming up on this.
We got 8.
We're gonna do season two, man.
And I know you just dropped some more music.
I know you just dropped some more music.
Yes, sir, we gotta go crazy, man.
I'm trying to go on ahead and get you like then.
Hey, man, I love A.5, man.
That shit was fun to hell.
That's my first live band performed.
Yeah.
That shit was fun and fuck.
You digg what I'm saying?
Yeah.
You know, that A.
That A. Vib doesn't kick off so much
that we have progressed and then broad
in what we do.
Right.
And we got a platform that also bring artists on
to do their shit.
They all really fucking with us.
It's cool.
We fuck with y'all too.
Right.
Can what?
We made the goddamn platform for y'all, niggins to come kick y'all shit.
Right.
Even though y'all wanna go on stage and probably can't kick the one, two, that we do.
Look at what?
We give y'all a platform to kick y'all shit where y'all can feel for,
because we really rock with y'all.
You did?
So, hey, the vibe, man, I love this shit, man.
So keep doing that shit.
And you know one thing we'll never stress enough, bro.
We get so many views on our fucking videos and shit.
Man, subscribe to the page.
Please.
I think this is the first time we didn't see this shit.
What?
Subscribe to which one?
To the YouTube.
to YouTube, man.
I thought they should know that shit.
No, bro.
They just go on there and click 85, type of every time.
No, subscribe to that shit.
85.
Stop typing it if you subscribe, the shit, just pop the fuck up.
Right.
85.
Every time they open up that guy at that computer.
What you're about to do?
Shit, type in 85.
Right.
But we got people that watching our shit every day.
The old shit, the new shit.
They watch them in order, then start all the way over.
Man, I was watching the shit.
The other day, the one you were talking about.
my boss I have nothing left and my what do you want from me man I would cry
that now man these women would drain all your vitamins that shit was too funny
be careful out here telling you I've seen some shit bro what you got going on
what I got going on I got the car show going on I'm trying to survive this
goddamn pandemic right right right we got this going on we got the we're going
to launch the whole whole new brand of this shit man we got we got all kind of cooking
shows and music shit comedy sketch we got you know even though the world slowed down we're
still getting some good-ass phone calls right you know we're getting the liquor for real
the callos bernard oh for real yeah i've been we're on the phone with these folks for real
that's why we're really going through the whole process to get this shit official oh definitely
yeah we're trying to get no goddamn 50 bottles we want this shit to be we want this shit to be we
motherfucker's drunk all around the world.
Carlo Bernard gonna go crazy, man.
I'm telling you, girl.
All over the world.
Shit, that's shit.
They're gonna be drunk at the show.
That don't mean get sloppy drunk.
Right.
Get drunk, but don't get sloppy.
And you know I'm doing something specifically.
I'm gonna fucking Carlo Bernard, nigga.
Hey, bro, I heard.
You know I fuck with you, nigga.
I'm like, sit at.
I ain't no fucking set out on, nigga.
Get me fine, nigga.
Here you time, man.
That Carlo fucking Bernard, nigga.
Fuck with Lord.
Do your shit, nigga.
Right.
Right, all of that.
So we're still building the brand.
Got a few surprises coming.
You know, we hustling the hell out of this merch.
Come on, man, go get it, man.
We got a lot of merch coming.
Me and my uncle Rick James right here.
Ricky.
Oh, that who that was?
That's Rick James.
Who you thought it was?
Shit, don't say it.
Dave, Japan?
You stupid motherfuck.
I ain't even lie.
Call us one of baddest motherfuckers ever.
One of my favorite comedians,
one of the best, joke-telling,
best-looking motherfuckers they ever was.
At that nigga, that's a fucking genius.
Exactly.
That's really, he only understand that.
That kind of like gave me the confidence
that I got on stage when I went up after him
in Los Angeles one day.
I was like, nigger.
I just went home like,
nigga, I went up after Dave Chappelle.
Who the fuck you say that?
Right.
You did what I'm saying?
And still, I ain't saying nobody did better no man.
I did, me, nigger was like,
well, I see you why you be working.
I'm like, niggil, boy, let go.
That shit happened to me in LA.
Let go.
I was getting ready to do this shit.
And then Chris Rock came.
Right.
That nigga did a fast 20 minutes probably.
New shit.
All killer.
Blazed that bitch.
I went right up after him.
Right, he already lit the fire.
Man, standing old.
Killed that bitch.
What's the most legendary shit?
Ever.
Come on, man.
Chris Rock.
That why y'all'all'all go crazy on the stage.
That year he hosted the BETT Awards.
He had his new shit for that.
Went crazy.
Went crazy.
That way you're at.
But see, you don't understand that type of confidence.
You don't get that off of just practicing, like, at the house.
You got to go spark on stage and that shit like boxing.
You don't know who in the gym.
Nigel might just walk in that bit.
Oh, the champions here.
Shit, no he ain't because I'm the champ.
Fuck do you mean.
But you gotta understand though.
That's how I'm walking in there.
Who the champ?
We get this motherfucker cracking right here today.
But you gotta understand though.
You ain't been on the goddamn
the big stage is where this motherfucker had.
You know what I'm saying?
Nica know your name.
Right.
But nigger, but you gotta understand.
You've been in this gym, you know that gym.
You're doing your shit, you're doing your ha ha ha ha.
Nigger know you, but then you,
nigger the nigger walk in and get what?
Get who he had to spa with.
You, nigga.
Oh man, I want to spot.
You're like, I don't want to knock him out, shit.
I know he gonna try to knock me out.
I got the boy shit.
And we really go, we got love for each other,
but you're not going to head to head,
but that's how they come to see, you know, bro.
Because that's, I feel like that's what the whole game is about.
I don't go to fuck who go up before me.
Because they, if it's the most, if there's anything left.
Right.
Please.
I'm trying to get all of it.
They better be dead or something.
Put that motherfucker on fire anyway.
Yeah, you better be and kill all these,
because if they're able, they're able.
They got something in that bitch for me.
Yes, sir.
I'm finna get it.
Yes, sir.
I don't give a fuck, ooh, that's always gonna be the mindset.
Yes, sir.
Yeah, because you know, coming up and doing comedy
and this bitch, there's a beast that could kill in the room.
Yeah, once you get on the stage
and you have a show with headliners, it's different.
Right.
Not on the show a comedian.
Anybody, everybody, everybody's a joke.
You don't have a selected show.
It ain't nothing but headlilers.
Right.
And everybody's gonna spank their hands.
And I'm talking about one of them ones where you look at the fly and be like, man, this line, it don't matter who.
It don't matter who first.
Right.
It don't matter who land.
You know what I'm saying?
That shit be making a nigga.
But see, that's why I wanted to go first on the boogie shit.
Because it's like, I know everybody on this motherfucker funny.
They all funny.
They all funny.
But I want to go.
I want to get all my shit out of the way.
I'm going to get them.
They're free.
They ain't heard shit.
Yo, let me help.
Ooh, let's spike them over there.
Yo.
They don't know who.
Who's about this.
like in the thighs and they don't understand it's a craft to this shit too when y'all like to y'all like it like going to a theater play you don't know what the fuck going on the first 20 minutes is really the exciting right because you like what feeling gone dick it's like a field trip oh so they be turked so i love that shit yeah i love that shit yeah yeah i just hate how now like with the technology you can't really like work on no jokes right because they put them out they're putting them out they don't understand that shit they they they
You tell a joke, it's online.
Nigger, nigga been working on that joke for a year and a half.
Just like now, it's this meme that's going crazy off of one of my jokes that I did.
You know the joke, the baby bird joke I do.
When I was like, he gave the nigga money.
He was like, nah, people I kill all these muffins.
Right, right, right, right.
Like, this shit is verbatim.
I'm like, nigga, how are people on my timeline that I know and follow going to post jokes that they know that I did?
Hey, do you know what I did?
You know what, you know what came with that?
I felt comfortable when I heard somebody say my joke.
I would like, ooh.
Oh, I'm this lowdown with this.
That means that was good enough for a nigger wanting to take it.
This is how lowdown I am.
Like, ah, damn.
You want to say it better than the nigger?
Go ahead.
I would take my joke back.
Yes.
But you know what?
It doesn't got to the point with coming.
I think you told me this.
It don't matter who said, can he say it like you?
Exactly.
That's why when I'm on the show with a nigga who I know still jokes
and they do my joke, I'm doing my bitch.
You gonna do it anyway?
I'm gonna do it better, because you didn't do this part
and you don't know the tag, because you didn't write this shit.
You're repeating it.
But I really know this, watch what I do.
Right.
Right.
Oh, up in a spake, this bitch.
Oh, over the spakey.
And then you don't, you touched it, but you ain't spakey.
And you know what's crazy?
No, it's crazy, D.C.
It's like, you know how you be on the show with motherfuckers.
I have some shit that I won't do with certain...
Like, if I'm not.
I'm on the show of the motherfucking,
especially with some new shit
and I know they ain't here.
I'm like, nope.
I'm saying, because you know it's gonna go somewhere else.
Exactly.
But see, nicks don't even know it'd be all that going on
with comedy, like, yeah, they're happy,
but I got to the point where I pushed that shit to the side.
And I just focus on being the best me.
Where I'm like, I'm on stage, got a couple of jokes
that I like, that's cool, I worked up for that, that's great.
Once I start getting to my,
story telling and I got a segment in my in my song sit once I started talking
about me and my family I'm like tunnel vision niggins because it's like I
don't even give a fuck about nobody standing this joke because first of all this
shit is authentic it I wrote it I literally wrote this is my life you feel
me this is my brother don't give a fuck it's my shit so I don't really give a fuck
about a nigga stealing this shit you can put your brother name in the joke and
the niggas still it but it's just to the point when I'm about to say it
We're having this nigga crazy.
What?
Yeah.
But they get to the point where I don't even give for.
It's just when I know I'm fin to say I'm gonna go crazy.
But that's how you know you're great.
If you want to know who a fucking great person that got stolen from a lot.
Who did?
They never complained.
It's Biggie.
You go on YouTube right now.
They got a series of videos.
It's like these videos, it's like five videos.
They're like 20 minutes apiece.
And it's just rappers repeating his shit bar for bar.
Like all the way down to the apartment.
apartment numbers, like, these niggas really
that stole all this man reps.
No.
Shit.
I don't even get a fuck about that shit,
cause you, the more person you get is your shit.
We got a bun, got a bun.
All right, man, it's getting late.
Yes, it is.
It's gonna be hard to come up with some excuses
while we're out so late right now.
So we gotta get the fuck out of here.
I think we got a great session, DC Young Fly.
What's the name of the new shit?
Uh, screw him.
Mm-hmm.
I got some shit with Fed if in the drop too,
Fettitwap?
Yes, sir.
Come on, man.
Yes, sir.
Watch this shit.
I am.
It's crazy.
You said Fettywop, watch this.
That is fucking amazing.
You see how jokes are just right themselves?
Ah.
Shout out to Fettitwop.
That nigga been a dude.
My nigger, hold it down.
Congratulations on everything, man.
You know, real bosses do real things.
We're getting ready to take this money over here, this black-ass bank.
And we take it Marvin Gay everywhere we go.
Marvin!
What's going on?
Hey man, make sure you stay tuned.
Subscribe for the 85 South Show.
It's your man, Carlos, Miller.
It's your boy right here, D.C. Young Fly, J.O.N.
Give us some traveling music.
We'll see y'all next time.
We out this bitch.
Yeah.
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