The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Talk to Us, We Talk Bike! | Ep. 33

Episode Date: July 22, 2016

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Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network, Tune in on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. We don't have no panel for them because they got shot. That was a podcast. Niggas get shot every day be.

They even shoot babies. Tired of this shit. Tired of niggas getting shot. I'm tired of niggas getting shot every other day. Some niggas getting shot, yeah. Police officers, funerals all on TV. They act like we don't remember what they did to me. We don't give a fuck about the police, polis.

We don't give a fuck about no police. And we don't give a fuck about no police. And we don't give a fuck about no police. Yeah, because niggas get shot every day, B. We were just playing. We played. Black lives matter, though. All lives matter.

Black lives matter right now. Because we're in danger. 85. 85. 85. Welcome back to the 85 South show. This is a black-owned podcast. That means a white man can't tell us what to do on this.

We did have a white boy. We did. And guess what? We fired that nigger. We replaced him with a new. Nicker Nicker We didn't

We didn't fire All the white people And had real niggas That's the crazy part Because I side On his pockets By they say No nica

Sweetness bitch Welcome back D.C. Youngfly How you been? We back It's feel good to be home, baby What the hell you've been up to Burr?

Man, listen man You don't understand Man when you find Some new lotion Nick you got to take time out for yourself Guess who else in this bitch Before it slipped through

cracks. What is you doing? My nigga Clayton English is back in this bitch. Don't it smell like Starbucks coffee in here today? Yeah, man, who the fuck? That's the coffee? Like, my head is... That's not Starbucks. That's you? Yeah, now I put a lid on that. That's Maxwell House. Hell, you know. This shit smelled like a mid-sitting one valdez. Spend like a room full of niggas smoking mid in here. The best part of waking up is foangers in your cup. I used to love waking up to that shit.

I'd be like, man. I ain't got a boy. Headphones. Turn them back on. Turn them back on. Shout out to Nick Cannon for sending us these dope-ass headphones called Incredible. We don't owe them shit because it was illegible. When I wrote my name, I did the same thing. Had this white chick at the crib, snarled and cocaine. Oh, damn. You can't do that. That ain't part of my lease.

You were selling drugs a skull. I told her she can't do the coke. That ain't part of the lease. That ain't part of the lease. I'm around with Incredible. Cereble, inedible, ineglable, inelegable, And I'm gonna know it's impregnable, hey, even ralipo, hey, bitch, several, hey, you get skeptical, tell you what you better do.

Had a naked in the living room, she was freaking with it, then she started taking off of clothes and getting sneaky with it. Ooh, I put the wee on the leg. We started humping on the floor and not the bed. She'll freaking, she'd be giving up the head. I ain't lie, my nigger, that's what I said.

Hey, we'd be in that bitch, we'd be in that bitch, we'd be in that bitch. We'd be in that bit. We should just get us a rap show and just say, fuck it. The archipella brother. Nigger. That rhyme with everything. He ain't got to be a real word.

Who you talking to, my nigga? Fuck him. Hell, yeah. Rest and peace, Muhammad Ali. God damn it, Muhammad Ali is gone. Bro, we're losing all the stars, bro. He was so good. They had to make a movie to bill.

Damn, bro. Shout out to Muhammad Ali. Hey, and Muhammad Ali was standing up. For stuff, man. He stood up for what he believed in. He had to do two years of prayers because he wasn't going to the war, right? That's right. But that's at your prime.

Yeah. That's when you're at your pinnacle. That ain't like falling off, Muhammad Ali. That's Muhammad Ali. Like, can't nobody whoop his ass right now, Muhammad Ali. He had to go sit down. Can't nobody whoop his ass right now. He set out to be the greatest man alive and did it.

He did it, bro. They write more books about Muhammad Ali than Jesus. I don't know. They do, bro. I don't know. I mean, I'm going to argue with the fact? I don't know that fact. Bro, you know, I'd be knowing shit, bro.

That's crazy. Like, what if you're in Barnes & Noble and you see a book about Jesus? You'd be like, man, I don't want to read it. You go back, you'd be like, you know what? I think God wanted me to grab that. I don't know if you're supposed to read everything.

Like, would you skip over a book about Jesus? Yeah, I think, like, a book. You talk about a book about Jesus outside the Bible? Like, you got to get the Jesus back because you don't have made eye contact with the book and it was like that. Like, the early adventures of Jesus. Like, I would feel bad. If I didn't need it.

Like Jesus in the bucket. Jesus and other miracles. Like Jesus from when he was 14. Jesus, the untold story. Like Jesus in the bucket when he was in the water. Young Jesus. You remember that? 15 to 22 Jesus.

I remember some shit I saw that one. Jesus won't have been no bucket. What the fuck? Damn. You're exhausted, bro. I don't know where you get, hey. You've been out protesting too much. I forgot bird you married.

You've been out protests. Dressing water, bro. I mixed a movie. By bad. Hey, bro, if we put this in the camera, you think they'll send us some. You talk about books in movies. He pulled this shit after movie.

Flap, we put this shit on the camera you think they'll send her some. Man, 50. Fuck with your boy, man. Get us some vitamin water, man. Endors us. We use him endorsement. We are drinking vitamin water

on the 85 South show. Hey, but you know what? You know what? Did they give us this? No, that's what I'm saying. Oh, well, no. Let me explain it. We'll take a vitamin water substitute.

That's what y'all got out there. Never be thirsty for real on the commercial. You really thirsty. Drink that shit. Y'all got nutrient water. It's thirst quenching. See, look, at first on the 85 South show, we was hiding all-product placement. But now that everybody watching this shit, we figure if we put this shit out there, we can get something. Don't throw that shit away.

Tell Snickers to give her some shit, bro. I've been eating the hell out of this shit. You know what I have. You got a slugging. You got to say the slogan. You got to say the slogan. Hey, D.C., you're not being yourself right now. Have a snigger.

What's it saying, man? What you being like? Do somebody else's voice. See, I know how to direct commercials. Start that bitch off. All right. All right. Fuck you mean, man.

You said crazy, man, bring in that tip, boy. Do you see, you're not being yourself. Maybe you should have a Snickers. Fuck you mean. Perfect. Cut. Bring that. And cut.

Print that. We're going. Everybody take five. Great day today, guys. Great day today. That's in the cam. Make sure you hit us at 85 South Show at Gmail. If you want to send us anything, if you work at Coca-Cola and you...

Hey, fuck this. Smart water. We want some smart water. They're made by the same people. Send it all in the same box. Expo. Whatever. The same fucking box.

Hey, Expo. You know why? You know why I like y'all so much? Because we can multitask. We can write on the board and also get hot this shit. Oh. And let's keep this shit going. We got iPhones in this bitch shoot.

iPhone send us some charges. iPhone. We can never add too many. Is this Perel or Pruill? Peril. Oh, okay. You know, white people like, that's Purol. Please, hand sent it to pass me the Purol.

Anything else y'all won't? Hey, y'all, there's kids over there. What y'all? Some Pokemon? Send us some Pokemon, too. We got kids, bro. Send us some Pokemon, man. Is Pikachu dead?

Because I remember when I was a kid, Pikachu was there. As Pikachu died. They underestimating our efforts, D.C. They don't know. They keep seeing every episode. We have some kids in here that we've met. turn um we let's send us some money i'm related to them can we get some six flags passes or something Abraham want to go to six flags some checky cheese d'is cows and then we got clayton

little brother Dave and Busters and his nephew get us some tokens to Dave and Busters or something when when them tokens are coming out that at that machine it's just it's music to my heart DC Young Flap congratulations on you baby girl we're about to get your baby some baby clothes we need some baby clothes we need some baby clothes we ain't talking about shit that handmade No, we want that real shit. Send it in, 85 South Show at Gmail. I will rescind it. Hit us.

I send it back to your ass with a fuck you mean ring on that bitch. Before we even get the shit jumped off, girl. Any personal trainers out there, too. Talk to him. Yeah. You're trying to get in shape, Nick? No, I'm just trying to see what y'all looking like. They're strong.

They're strong. They're going to be stronger than you. Hey, let's do this real quick. I'll tell you seen Serena in them skirts. Let's do this real quick. Now, Serena ain't strong. That's fit it. Let's talk back to the fans before we even jump in this.

Talk back to him. Bro, we've been getting so much. They should be talking back to me in the first place. We get so much good feedback on this bitch, bro. It's that one dude and when I was like, hey, did he be saying Clayton coming back? He was like, bitch, I said, Chico. I'm like, nigga, I just, I can't win with your ass, man.

Shout out to all the people on YouTube who will be showing us much love, the 85 South Show. Yeah. Add us on Instagram. Add everything. They got something to do with 85 South show. Add it, but also follow my YouTube fans. DC on Flash, I'm at YouTube.

dot com slash this is your fly yeah eat another snickers that's right uh oh you go also follow your facebook slash dc yon fly one up hey for like what your youtube page looking like you getting you're doing some numbers yeah man i got like 157000 but i'm trying to get the millions hey we're gonna start putting this shit on now let's do it this video huh we'll put a link up in this video for your youtube oh thank you judge yeah thank you joe we're gonna put a link up god damn thank you for putting the link in the video yeah i really fuck with the fan love, though. We've been getting a lot of fans.

We got people listening to our show in fucking Kuwait. Black lives? Black lives? Hey, shout out to that little white boy on Snapchat who sent me the picture of him hugging the police and then put fuck the police on the shit. I don't know what your name is a little buddy. I'm going to show everybody that person.

I don't know what you gave in. Hey, Joe, I'm going to send you the picture and I want you to put that shit in. That shit funny is here. Hey, we've been getting, this is number one. Chad is on. Get Chad, because Chad is getting on our comments right now. That's Chad.

Hurry up, get him off. He don't like being on. Come back, Joe. Hey, yeah, they want to know should we bring Brady back? Wait a minute, wait a minute. Did you see Brady? I'm tired of these light-skinned niggas.

Let me tell you all something. Y'all always bring the females when I ain't around. Do you see you? What are y'all scared of? Wait a minute, wait a minute. Hold on. Fuck all that.

Fuck all that. Wait a minute. When have they brought other females around? I get, we get a group tag men. I thought it was an oddity. We get a group tag mess. Oh, boy, you missed out. I said, what the fuck?

What I miss out on? They said to me snatched screenshots. I'm like, this bitch on he stay here what's he from Hey that's what I'm saying I got to be here Then he's going

secretly ask Should we bring her back Yeah When DC not here That's in fine print I see that shit But you got a bad History

On the 85 South show Every female guest We have brought on here You have called them a bitch No I did You call every female Guess Wait a minute

What other female guests Have y'all had Because that's the only one I've been on with any women The bitch We had Chinika Adams. Shout out to Shonika.

That old nigga, they still together. She will fuck your granddad. Hey, shout out to Shanika Adams, bro. Shinika Adams. She will fuck your granddad and fuck your picture. Wasn't she popping on Myspace? She still popping. I know, but I'm just saying.

Yeah, she was. She's popping at all the dinkys. I was saying there's a testament to her long jettles. Yeah, she's a bad motherfucker. She's going to be on fader of trash. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney. The podcast where Silence is It's broken and stories are set free.

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the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you go to find your podcast. Some people are asking in the comments, do we need a female co-host? We don't need one. Yes, y'all. Y'all need some holes up here, man. The fuck is going on, this shit weird. Bro, that's what I was just about. We can take some shit.

She keeps getting weird, guys. Look, every time. I'm going to tell you what happened. Stop yelling. Stop yelling. It's weird. It was already two digger liens on the show. now you're third

I'm gonna tell it it's three digglings and six balls check this out some some gotta go that's what I'm saying like we had some real nice young ladies this is gonna turn this bitch to the DC on Fly show

it was too many diggerlings and balls in the office I record my dad we had some real nice young ladies who used to come by the studio but once we realized that they didn't want to fuck none of us we asked them to stop coming

now we need some holes that actually like us we come in we need a dope bit but look chicks be asking me all the time can I come Can we come to the

Can we come to the 8-5 South show? What is that? No, you're not fine. Fans won't Chico and Clayton. Nah, that ain't what they say. Yeah. They're all saying that shit. Of course they do.

No, man. Why wouldn't they? Y'all bring a good aspect into the show. Why wouldn't they? We love our bros, man. We're going to let them have one episode and see how they do, bro. Do the 85.

We got to see how we're going to do it. At the end of the day, I don't believe it. The streets know. I don't believe it. Because we're going to break it down. Equally. We are already. on them, niggas. I'm not coming back to listen to

old holes. How about that? I know if me and Chico was on here, be some holes. I bet it would. Some old holes, some washing laundry and shit. That's all right. Like, what a hell sister-Aid come from? Let me ask you this. You ain't never got your feet washed on the air. How do you feel about some niggas who worked with us just trying to go solo? They're trying

to get their own goddamn show. We are solo. We ain't in a group with you? Fuck you talk about. This nigga act like we BVD or something shit. Like we just split off from new edition. Hey, the fans say they're tired of you leaving DC. Hey, I can't help it. Before you said, That's hate you getting money.

Me and Chad was on the 85 South show the other day. One nigga said, man, D.C. don't fuck with the show. That nigga don't even come unless he want to. Didn't he say that shit? I'm going to tell you y'all something, motherfuckers. These niggles record on the weekends.

Like, I'll be here during the week. I'll be here a week and a half. And they'd be like, shit. Ain't nobody doing that. To him like it on the weekend. Oh, man, we're trying to record the guy. The guy's five songs off. So let me tell you all listen to something.

They only record on the weekends. No, we don't. I think it's they are trying. to get pimping off the show. No, we're not. It's what I'm considering. Bro, we're trying to get air right on the goddamn show. All right, how about we start recording Monday mornings?

Nick, Steve Harvey going to be in this. That's what I'm saying. We need to get air with Steve. We're going to upgrade. They want Fat and Paid to talk more. He don't talk that much, bro. He'd be roasting, bro. Big boy be thinking about biscuits and shit.

Like, that's all he thinks. He'd be like, damn, that bitch ain't put that much butt on my business. Who all that came through this bitch, bro? Everything. Fat and paid. Clay. Had the boy Nave. Chico, Nave,

Bone Crusher. What's your boy Spawn? What's his name? E.T. Mario Torre. Mario Torre. Donnell Rodman. My nigga, L.R.

My nigga, John White. My nigga L.R. My nigga, Deion called in. Oh, man, I want to end when they called him when my boy called. Oh, Donnell got a newborn. Oh, yeah, nephew Tom. I thought he said newborn. Your writing skills are atrocious, young, man.

No, nephew Tommy, I need you to write on the board several times. I read that shit. I said, Donnell Robbins got a newborn, man. That shit looked like. Hey, Chad handwriting is terrible. He looked like he wrote it with his mouth. That shit, retarded.

He didn't got no fingers. He wrote it with his mouth. He put the pen in his mouth and wrote that shit out. He drew a picture trying to show you what he wanted. That shit confused the fuck out of me. He said, a baby wrapped up? Nick, Donnell Roller got a new boy? Ain't that shit crazy.

No, man, we've been getting a lot of support with the 85 South. show me. All our partner's been coming through making sure that our show is. Hey, y'all ain't had no female comedians? I just wanted to say that. No, not for real. Okay, y'all got good one. And it's not like, when we have guests on the show, it ain't like we just, like, playing this shit out. We just see who are available to come

through? Crazy part about it. What the fans? Who the fans would like to see on the show? Bro, the fans, they'd be telling us to get people like, they be saying shit like, oh, you should get Rick Rolls, like, yeah, like, you should get hopsin on that bitch. Like, hopsin? Where the fuck we're going to find? How to fuck we're going to find hops?

Try to get bitch from Eddie alone. Like, no, They said stop Abraham said that Abraham posted They said stop being mean to Abraham Abraham First of all

I didn't know Abraham DC you and did comedy Who with Abraham That's your homeboy Because he talked about How he was your homeboy When I was on the show

With him I had no idea Who was that? The boy that tried To roast fat and paste He brought him They young nigga He rode with you

Oh stupid hair Yeah boy Oh you're talking about You're a young dude He's talking about Who he was with though You and Joe Oh he was

the nigga with the stupid hell. Yeah. I don't know, Abraham. That's Abraham. Hey, go back to that Abraham episode and what Abraham says. He's, I'm just waiting for my dog, D.C. to come back. He did say that.

The young little stupid hell. I don't remember that. No. Who said that? I'm going to be mean to them, too. If you think this mean, you must not know what mean is. Life must not have thrown. You know, curveball.

Hey, shout out to Abraham. Abraham a young killer, bro. We got fans everywhere. I get Snapchat. from the Middle East all the time. Saudi Arabia, Kuwait. I get chap snaps.

Chaps, you follow me? I can't get no pussy on my Snapchat. I'd be like, y'all see me some pussy pissing and kid. Be like, you funny a head, D.C. I'm like, bro, y'all go to bed. There do be a lot of kids. Where's your mama?

Where's yours? I'm like, you know what? I'm trying to get off Snapchat. They want some more side-nigger knowledge? I drop some more side-nigger knowledge for you. Tell them some. I can't be a side-nigger-knit-knit is not to be caught. being the side. That's right.

If you have no knowledge. No, this is what I was, like a lot of people didn't hit me. Ask me about this shit. Like, this dude said, hey man, I'm the side nigga, but I believe she catches feelings. I'm like, nope. You under, you under investigation now because really is you catching feelings. Mm-hmm. Because side niggas know how to interpret shit. Side niggins know when you can't fuck her like you want to fuck her. You just fuck her. No, it ain't even that, bro. But stop. Why, you get that hell of that deep, like for real, for real? That's going to be on you, man. Yeah, bro. See, when you decide nigger, you, you're

real close to being the boyfriend, but you got to talk and staying in the relationship. You got to fake that. Get up out of that. I don't know about your side. They don't sound like they up to the park. I ain't faking though. I don't know how you fake a nut. I don't know how you fake a nut fly.

I ain't faking that shit. She's going to see them grits on her stomach. Damn, it's like grits. It's chunky. Yeah. I'm old. My shit is, my baby's already two months. I'm busting straight fetuses on these motherfuckers out of red.

He got Greek yogurt. He's shit in our eggs. My sperm looked like tadpole. Hey, you know a classic moment on the 85 Southstrom? When you told the bitch you were wearing two rubbers, they still talk about that shit. I see people today. I see people today. You're wrong hair with them two rubbers.

They said you started a trend, man. They said people be buying two packs of condoms now, so they got an even number. Damn I'm gonna fuck three times strapped up twice Hey man To all those who doing that

Stop man Can you ain't feel this shit Hey flat What's some of the What's some of the funniest You started it Don't take away from the movement I'd be safe

But I'm saying Don't do it because me You know what I mean Don't put yourself in danger What's some of the funny And shit You didn't read In your Instagram comments

I know you got Some crazy mom I don't read some old Dumbass shit Like But when I see you But when I'm a hit you You shit

Then you go on their page the nigga like in the third grade Hey yo They be on your ass Roaster A nigga ever hit you With some funny shit Do on some roast

Not in the car I don't have people Like say some shit You know what I mean That made me reply though But I don't heard Some old creative ass shit Yeah man

You know what I mean But it gets to the point Where I just do whatever I want to do on my page Like now I'm gonna come out With a mid to you All right I'm fin to go where the ladies

Is it For real I'm gonna attack the ladies What you're gonna hit them with You put me on that bitch I'm gonna attack that Ladies Attack the ladies

In a In a In a sexual way You got the You got the R&B thug him to do Yeah What's the first single Pounce on that pussy

It's called Bitch please Bitch please I swear I'm going down man Oh man Slip on that pussy la And the fans

Asking for some more Your music man You got some links What can they catch your music It's called weight It's called iTunes I'm gonna need y'all to batty shit What's called day know?

What's that last shit you dropped Bro, that last shit You're going to talk Oh yeah man I'm trying to fuck What the fuck What's wrong to me? I'm trying to know what I'm saying

You're a gangster if you drop some balls Right now You're a real G if you do that You don't want to bless our show You don't want our shit to be successful Don't give it to them free Don't give it to them free I mean you do on this shit

Like the Westside line of DC That my squad and my gang gang gang gang And nothing changed by the I said for I tell the waitress, baby, kitty chains. I'm fucking these bitchs that nigga be hating shit I'm dealing with the same thing. I'm on top now. I just want to shit on everybody said I can't, can't.

Walking the bank, everybody weighed because they know I'm about the cash something. Hey, Mr. Fly, that's a lot of cash. You're going to need a bigger bag, huh? I remember the other day I were really, really dead broke. Told my mama we can go wherever ever, ever that you really want to go. Niggas hang on your D.C., that's what I'm hearing what the word is. Nick, acting like, I ain't work hard.

I'm like on dessert this. Boy, I trapped at my mama house. They said, don't trap about your mama house. Fuck it, I tracked on my mom's house Nick, try me, I clapped in my mama house I was broke, that I cried Talking about that I cried Because I knew I had the heart to go and get it

I was destined to survive And when my friend had to die It really told me your beside And still to the day if I found out who did it Boy, I swear they gotta lie They ain't gotta tell me serious Hon'emalee, I'm delirious How was I had really robbing people

Because I thought they had it I was curious I'm like, hmm, do we got it? Ain't no telling but you're about to let them go Then what you get for having absence Fuck it, go up in this pocket, nigga What? Yeah, let go. Let go

I just got one question though Who the fuck is they talking to They ain't talking to me God damn When that Come on man Just give them to what you call it man We need freestyle every week

I'm ready Every time you're here Give him one What That's you on a harvey show Nigger knows hand the more I throw the hardest You don't really want it

Cause we in the bitch Never talk about Steve Harvey mustache I'm gonna tell you boy Woo I'll whip your ass Hey, because it ain't thicket in my nigger Conall's beard Hey, if you see it, boy, you see it, boy,

It's thick, boy, ain't clear Boy, I'm telling him right to see her, boy Hey, Carlo, tell him what, tell her what it is. Hold up, man, I walked in with some figures I cannot be her boyfriend, but I will be her sight nigger Take her out to eat with her own credit card And then hit her from the back, like, oh my God Breaths and her hard grab the titty, squeam the boobies

I'm the type of dude that be rubbing on the coochies I go to sleep in Nothing but the Gucci I'm about to pass it to my nigga Clayton Loochie Clayton off a statement Tell you bitch to be patient I'll be all up in a rural

Rollerblood so I'd be blazed Feeling extra lazy Yeah bitch is going crazy Y'all gotta have my check Please fucking pay me Up front money No back door interest Got all these bitches in my clips

All extended You be with niggas just Pretendin' I be with niggas Because there we do in long division. Hey, let me tell you something. Pussy got a smell, but I'm a fuck, though. Hey, that pussy got a smell, but I'm going to fuck, though. Hey, that pussy got to smell, but I'm a fuck don't.

Hey, that pussy got a smell, but I'm going to fuck though. Hey, that pussy got a smell, but I'm a fuck, though. Man, that shit coming out. Hey, I told you right there. I told you right there. I told you. I told you right there. I told you right there.

Hey, that shit's stupid. I told you right now. I ain't gonna lie, Clay, you start rapping to the sped at the end. I ain't slow the beat down. I ain't slow to be like, shout it in their bed, we pretend it, we pretend it. Yeah, okay. He's blowing on that bit, no, hey, I swore on this. Hey, this is the 85 South Show, my nigger.

This podcast is for niggas who eat pussy. Don't even watch their hands, bro. We got it. Listen. Most definitely. Yo. Oh, real. Oh.

Hey, Blair. We said, hey, this 85. He cut his own mic off. DC just cut his own mic off. I hadn't ever seen that shit. Hey, man, hold on. Hey. Fuck that.

When you come up with a plan, like, hey, money, plan. You can't think you're going to remember that. Cut the mic off. Cut the mic on. Hey, if you ever hear all the mics off on this show, it's about some money. Hey. You can buy some paper. Fuck that bullshit.

Hey, this is 85 South Show. This is a podcast for women who got the clitoris with the dickhead on it. Yeah. Damn This podcast For all the holes Who got booty hair But you don't know

Because you ain't see it Oh shit I see it Hey This is a podcast For a nigga Who work At KFC

And still chicken tenders Keep them in his pocket Yo People ask us Hey should we sell Some merchandise Fuckin' right Do you sell merchandise

Are we selling stuff now Anything that's up here Anybody want it We got it Shit Put the price tag On everything on this bitch on the video just right we need one of them guns that's a real rapper that's

a real rapper at DC8 sell some piece of paper I scribbled all so memorabilia and shit all type of little shit man man we're about that's what I'm saying we're gonna start keep these bitches and selling me hey that shit is who on a pizza box a autographed pizza box $30 that shit stuck in my head you know what's crazy that shit go hard I sure people really be who's it got to spend with all the punk though Hey, pussy got to spend on a fuck, though. Hey. Oh, he left.

He'd have walked out, bro. He'd have walked out, man. They're going to be in a, they're going to be bumping that bit with their bit who they're talking about. You got that pussy got a guy to spill on a fuck no. Hey. Hey. Hey, that's just, all right, but let's just, let's just, they said, ice mail. Yeah.

He said, kind of smear. And pussy do have to have a smell Some of it just got a smell It ain't got to be a bad smell But it'd be like Can you trust it without a smell? I can't The one without a smell

You know the ones You just like man I got to eat it You got to You got to smell You don't know You know what I'm like I want to eat this one

This one's Like I got to eat it It ain't It ain't like on the cartoon When they smell the pie No And it lifts them up off their feet Yeah it's one of it

You got to roll over to the pussy Yeah Cause look Y'all think on line I'm a girl, her pussy tastes just like Dorito cheese, swear to God. Dorito cheese? Yeah. The dust?

She didn't be on your finger. That's not good. That's delicious. Niggia, that's the best part. How's she living her life, though? She got a good job. In order to reduce that. I don't know, bro.

She worked out all the time. I'm scared of that. I think it's that fish oil, bro. She'd be taking the fish oil. Yeah, that fish oil, how they put some wet. Much love to all the people who are on the official. It's good for you, right. It's good for you, right?

Flaxseed. Yeah, I know that. Y'all been on y'all vitamins and shit, flaxseed and vitamin C. Man, I take whatever old people take. I'm on the motherfucking wanted days. Central Seale. I seen the old dude, had like eight bottles of, like,

almost filled with oil or something. One of them little vitamin E can. I was like, hey, Dad, what the hell of that shit do? He said, shit. Been keeping me alive this long. Yeah, yeah. But you got eight bottles like that. He ain't going too far.

Clayton be eating them pitted prunes and shit, like an old dick, bro. Black castor oil. black castorah that's it black lives matter still to this day always with it ain't never stop matter never stop matter again there's a lot of stuff to man how you feel clayton as a black man in america do you see how you feel you good what you say how y'all feel about well man man you know the climate still it's still rough out there man we're still fighting for it yeah we're still fighting for that freedom i feel like the beginning of the boondocks theme song i'm gonna remain

the soldier until the war is won. I thought you was about to say you felt like a stone that the builder refused. Yeah, I am. What builder would do some shit like that? I am the stone that the builder refused. I don't want that one. No, not that one. That's that one. Damn, too much shit. Hey, man, that's so on hard, though, D.C. None of you bring it back.

I am the stone. Oh, you're talking about that shit. The other one. Oh, man. And pussy got to spill what I'm a fuck, don't. Hey, what they pussy got. And we all got to be on the hook. That shit going to go cray. Who the podcast is for them? For them holly pussy got a smell

But we're gonna fuck Hey If your pussy got a smell It's for you If your pussy don't got a smell It's for you Bro, it's official it's summertime Man, what's your favorite part of the summer?

It's like when you know that big got on the sundress And you know she ain't got on no trouble I'm just about to say them sun dress You're like, ooh bitch Like any coma is a good coma You know what I don't like either I'm talking about when the ass be wiggling Looked like two niggas arguing

I like the ass jigger In the sun dress I love that shit You know oh yeah When people, when you post pictures or whatever about ass is jiggling, jiggling with a j. A giggling, that means the ass was giggling. The giggling.

If the ass was giggling. Giggling, ass. The ass giggled all night. She didn't take my dick serious at all. I don't know what's going on. Giggling? No. That sundress is like, it can be, man.

I don't know. It's like that ass moving. Sundress. Not them other dresses. The maxi dress. Yeah. Not the nondress. The dress is straight down.

Yes, not those. Not those. We need fitness. We need clarification for people out there. What they call again? Maxx. The dresses that's on the mannequin outside the beauty supply store. They're not the sun dresses we talk about.

Or the ones that on the edge of the gas station because they know the nigger in the gas station so they're selling them right there on the corner. No, not that bitch. Can I have to give a PSA to all the ladies? Ladies, I know that you just buying these little cheap-ass sandals to go with your outfit. but we know some pay less shit when we see them and you can't really be out here stuck up with the bogos sandals on. Don't know that. That's so not attracted.

And you know what? Are you telling the nigga, no and your sandals $8? What? What's he saying? Uh-uh. No. What she told you? You can't disin a nigga with $8 sandals on. I'm sorry. You got two more wares down for them and the tow park going to rip off. You know what? This is just consumer

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Or wherever you go to find your podcast You got some Gucci flip-flops Hey yeah, I don't even like them bitches Do you ever fuck the bitch? You ever fuck the bitch and some Gucci Flip? Nope, I fucked her in my Nike Flops So you prefer the Nike's over the game Yep and I was looking at the Gucci the whole time

And I was thinking about making the remix You should have clapped the Gucci's Right behind her ear Take one. The Gucci's are not even comfortable than the Nike. Those sandals was $200. The Nike was 20. It was way more comfortable.

Way more comfortable. Yeah. But I like the Gucci shoes. Now, don't get me wrong Gucci if you're out there. Bro, I got some Gucci's. You might want to endorse me and shit. I got some Gucci. That's so motherfucking cold.

I got some Gucci. I don't even know where I'm a wetter motherfucker. Nigga. You got some shoes that you just don't know. Nick, I got three pair of, I got three pair of Gucci. I don't know what to do. I don't get a dirty. I got some fair gummo's like that.

I bet you don't want to wear them. Bro, I got some Gucci's that so cold. I'm not even going to wear them unless I know I'm going to get my dick suck. That's how cold is Gucci. Like, you can't wear them shoes and not get no pussy. Right. If I don't get no pussy, I'm going to feel like I wasted it. Nigger, I got the shoes and I don't even, it's like, nigger.

Like, I want security guards around me, nigga. I'm just going to move like in a little, like a fierce ball, like a little force ball, because I don't know about to touch my shit. Don't step on these Gucci's. Right. I wish for MacI. I wish for Apple I's hot tops of the Gucci's. This is a big jump

When I put these Gucci's on, man Somebody got to suck my whole dick I'm talking about the whole shit Man, maybe he's more specific When the bitch asks you what you're doing tonight You gotta look down into Gucci Yeah, when she see me with these on I'm not to be taking light

Hey listen When the bitch asks you what you're doing a lot You're gonna look at him with Gucci like Hey these Gucciers I got so cold I can't, you gotta wear brand new socks with them bro See me I never know how to wear socks With some shit I said I know bro

So you're gonna wear socks with your shoes I was linen with some tube socks. I'd be like, man, this nigga, country is here. Country is, fuck, bro. This nigga, I see the tubes. You only got one type of sock. Yeah, like that one thick ass. No, man, you got to have dress socks.

You got to get some real socks, man. I want to have a suit with some goddamn haines. Man, hey, we got hollering somebody for you. Hey, send them some socks, y'all. Anybody who listening to the 85 South show, get your sock game together. We all need some socks. You get your sock game together, bro. Church, I'm going to call those church socks, Miller.

Everybody know, I got a whole. I got church sock locked up because I'll be looking like I'm about to do the moonwalk My sock game pretty impeccable My shoes come off And the socks still be impressive The key is to get something

That they ain't know was on the socks Right I got a socks with cactus You know what That's what I was just about to say When you get your socks You got to coordinate Come on baby

I'm gonna get my socks with my face home There you go There you go So when I'm asleep They still gonna be telling the girl I want to fuck Cause they're gonna say bring that ass here boy Up on

So she gonna see it D.C. Young Fly socks. Sucks something. They're going to say sucks something. So when I'm asleep, I just move my feet. Sox, you mean. That's what they're going to be called. Sox you mean.

Sox you mean. And there you go. This all started because you needed some socks. Hey, we sell socks now, too. We sell socks. You want a pair of socks. D.C. walk, $22. We need to be in the sock business.

If there's anybody who can link us to a sock plug or at least get us some. Happy socks. Like if we can get like some discount. Whoever make them ugly-ass socks that they sell it to cheap. store talk to them oh who else we got socks out there stance y'all got socks puma underarmor Nike that pussy got a smell your nigger on that shit

that shit going into can tonight we're going to do that bro and we're not talking about the bad pussy smell we're talking about the good pussy smell because good pussy got the distinct good pussy smell a lot of nicks don't know that it's called an aroma it's an aroma I like that aroma Aroma That's gonna be The name of the track

Oh Aroma Hey play that aroma Ooh that's crazy We're gonna have For buying aroma Blah boy You gotta buy that aroma

You fucking with him Who sang that shit The three clits Hey man Shit been going up On this podcast man I told you She's been moving

No, they shout us out. They tweeters. They, whatever, they'll snapers. You been getting a lot of snaps? A lot of tweets, man. I get a lot of tweets. I get a lot of snaps and tweets. Instagrams, too.

Don't know. I don't know. Instagram, kind of cool. But it's mostly snaps and motherfucking tweets. Did you see this shit? The free agency? Yeah, I'm a free agent, too. I'm trying to get signed.

All that money, they're giving out. I actually sign the contract. They're giving people money. I haven't heard of it. I signed with the Knicks and the Bulls, $232 million for eight years. I get to play whenever I want to. I just sign for $900,000. I'm just on the practice squad, though.

They just dunk on me, y'all. They need a nigga to dunk on me. Hey, yeah. Hey, Flah, that shit was so funny on the Wilding Out Tour show. You playing basketball, nigga. That shit was hilarious. Because I was there when you, because we was at, what's that shit? Like a badst pro shop?

Mm-hmm. Like, this thing, when they bought them down, new balance, the one that the nurses be wearing, though. Like, he ain't have no shoes. You're talking about the stealth? Yeah. The all-black, the all-black new belly shit, that the nurses be wearing. That's hilarious.

That'd be a hoover with the world. It looked like straight church shoes, my digger. Oh, man. You can hoop, though? I could do a little something, but, you know, once the coach had done shattered my dreams, it kind of took it. I'm trying to go to the league still. I think I still can, I know I could cheer motherfuckers on from the bench. Hey, bro.

I'd be doing the best little handshakes, pre-dance ritual, pre-game dances. Who did that do they just dance with Russell Westbrook? He don't even play in the game. I don't know that deal. He just danced with him before. He come on and, yeah, then he's like, yeah, then he's going to sit out in the stands. Hey, did you see that Kevin Durant left the...

He's gone. Yeah, I saw that, man. Too bad, look, 50-something million. How y'all feel, though? Two years, it's going to be quick. 50-something million is a lot. Let's go. I'm going over there, too.

You think the hate-justified? There's a lot of people hanging around them. I got to think about it back in the day, man, the money ain't like how it is now. You feel what I'm saying? Plus, the... It's a business movie. The passion for the ring and the love of the sport

ain't like how it was back in the day. It's a business. Niggas ain't getting old. They was barely getting tens and eights and foes and shit. Okay. These niggas was barely getting that. These niggas getting 50-six men. But how you feel about them okay-see people?

They're looking at Durant like he's the worst motherfuck ever. Fuck them. Think what I think you ain't listening. Nigger this ain't 80-6 no more when they're getting four years for an eight-year country. Look, this is a business. Two years for 50-six-old. Kevin Durant gave O'clock. OKC nine years.

OKC. Ain't shit in your state. There's nothing in your state. It's a boring-ass state, man. He gave y'all nine years. He a seven-foot dude to play like a guard. He got legs that's small. He on hockey sticks out there.

You don't know how much longer this man going to play. He won't a ring. Don't be mad at the man because he's trying to get him some hardware. Y'all want him to sit there and just let tumbleweeds blow onto the court every time. Because his legs are shaped like Mike. stand so he got to shout out to Kevin to go to this place is capable of getting the ring

I really thought he would do he better at the Spurs and that's what Russell Westbrook get too man because Russell Restbrook man he's a little too he too crazy man he's so good I think he might be autistic I think it's a good look for him he might be autistic

for real you know people that that's all they know how to do is that I saw Russell Westbrook he ain't talked to nobody the whole game but they were telling him important stuff like you need to tie your shoe he wasn't listening he just ignored him the whole game you know that's the wrong basket he's still shooting i was like man you know what it's just something about russell westbrook like you always see

pictures online in his outfit like he just always looked like he ready to say boy bye i just don't i don't know it's girl stop shut up like that's the that's what i get from russell westboard he his outfits real i remember the big comfy couch the little clown He always remind me of the big comfy couch. Who's some of your favorite athletes? Man, to be honest, I know I know Shumped, so I'm proud of my boy to get in the ring, you know what I mean? J.R. Smith's deal ain't put his shirt on.

Shout out to the Cleveland Cavaliers. Salute everybody. Yeah, LeBron, too, salute everybody, you feel what I'm saying? All the way. But, you know what I mean? Like, I want to see my brother. Libran. Libran.

Lebron. Lebron. Lebron, but I do want to see my boy, Strode to get one, man. you know what I'm saying he turning up I knew when he was like second streaming barely getting minutes

when I was I think it was like when I was coming up or like right before you feel what I'm saying how long he been in the league like three years you gotta ask him

I don't know bro I ain't kept up with sports and stuff yeah but I remember he was getting like a couple minutes in the game like fourth quarter and I'm like

shout to go hard you feel what I'm saying and all the same he just slowly for his shoulder start with him I think Michael Vick got a retirement party

coming up in the city on like the 17th I think that shit gonna be hard Shout out to Michael Vick. He got a new documentary out, too. If he came back to the Falcon, bro, I swore on everything. Oh, at least, at least.

Got a shout out to Wayne Wade because they ain't never want to give you that money in Miami. They ain't never want to give you that money in Miami. He ain't never been the highest player on that team. He's been the reason they didn't been there damn there every time. You get a goddamn right. If you give a shout out to D.A. You got a shout out, Gabrielle.

She's been holding it down so goddamn tough. Most definitely. Shout out to Chris Paul. Chris Paul, cool is here. See, I'm going to tell y'all right now, man, it was, it's, hey, man, the man got to pay cut every time, man, you feel what I'm saying? So your butt deserve it, man. Hey, y'all ain't going to keep doing that to me.

And he ain't never really with just no money, nigga, like he, why he ended up getting less than Bosch and? You ain't, you ain't going to. They got less than Bosch and James. Boss wasn't even that nigga like that. That's disrespectful. But when LeBron left, y'all had some money. That's disrespectful.

I know y'all had a little bit of money. Still ain't given it to, but you know, he was still up on the contract, too. Yeah, that's real disrespect for how they played my man's out. Bye. He's straight, man. Bye. D. Rose went to the Knicks. Oh, the Knicks looking out there.

They look kind of, you know, porzingis. I mean, just because somebody get a player, too, they don't mean them niggins going to the texture. They're just a better team than what they was. That's all that's all, I'm saying. I just believe the NICs might be cursed. Everybody good in NBA. That's why they in the NBA, they're good. But this thing I got.

Okay. So how y'all feel about the big three and big four? They do all this talking. How about it's just going to be a big five? where you got five players that's goddamn good. That's what it should be in a fucking way. Add the coach. That's what I'm a half sitting, you know what I'm saying?

Add the waterways, you want to do big stuff, you know what I'm saying? That's what it is. Just add the faculty, just a big falter. The worst the coach look at basketball, the better a coach he is. Hey, you know why I love the Atlanta Falcons though? Huh? You know why I love the Atlanta Falcons? Because Atlanta got some of the most hood, thugged-out-ass fans who really believe in them.

But, like, about eight games into the season, they just give up and Like, bro, fuck this shit, bro. I'm so sick of these goddamn falcon, bro. The pussy-assad nigga, my air-god-down weed. Them motherfuck-go-up, bro. Sweat-a-god-down guard, bro. We've been a third goddamn quarter up by 21 goddamn point. These-puss-ad-nigger loo by 15 air-sun.

I'm through fucking with the falcon. I'm throwing all my shit away. Don't nobody even say fagging to me, bro. Rise up. Them niggins be heated. And me? No, but that's the whole city, man. We fuck with the team till we don't.

This is about halfway through the season. Right. And that's what every sport. That's what every sport does. Right. Hey, man. So y'all tell me the Cavalier's head coach don't look like one of the dinosaurs

I've landed before time. What the fuck? See? I told you. It's mystery. I told you. Hey, they got that one coach that looked just like Jim Carrett.

Oh, yeah. I know he's talking about. Yeah, man. What's his name? Nobody fucking knows, man. This is the 85 South Show. We've been blowing up every week, bro. Every week we've been born out.

Don't say blowing up. Ocho Cinco. When fucking listening to the treater like you treat her like she treats you episode. He didn't see that shit. No, what do you do? Yeah, he went out and went out with a date with the chick and he was treating her just like she was treating him.

He was like, I don't know for the date. If she win, I pay it, if I play, you know what I mean? So then he was like she act like she just wants a wee-wee-wee, so I don't know if we're going out again. I'm like, that's right, Ocho Cinco, you treat her just like she treats you. Treat her how she treats you. How did she been working for you, bro? Oh man, it's been excellent, man

It just gives you a lot of perspective, man I just don't understand these young ladies You fucking good at one time They think y'all about to get married Man, hey, look Damn Look, treat her how she treats you Yep

If you ain't talking about fucking bitch You got to go Hey, you're talking about Hey, don't take no shower And I get a hotel And you're 3 o'clock in the morning You came and you came And you're talking about you ain't full

I'm going on your purse Get my hotel feedback, bitch Wow Rob her like she robbed you Yeah, like after after after she has sex with you just look over and be like so now that we go together um go with her like she want to go with you

this shit wow bro what we're at with it Trump versus Hillary Hillary y'all got to vote or the other nigga who y'all don't want to be in the power gonna be in the power versus Hillary yeah who you got man this shit like a pack of starburst without the pink and the red I don't want none of these shits they all equally undilicious I don't want neither one of them. I'll write a letter to the manufacturer.

I'm not voting for either one of them. You can get mad to me all this fucking wants. I mean, I guess I'm not voting. I guess because I really can't have Trump. I think, you know, the fact that Trump running for president shouldn't be so special as the fact that he an actual troll. Right. Like, he a real live troll.

From the skin color to the hair to the riddles. He a real troll. The shit is magical. He don't answer questions. He answered riddles. You know why I can't vote for Hillary Clinton? Because she just had in something, man All them fucking emails

Who the fuck get 33,000 email? But it's like... I don't trust this. I understand that, but it's more so on her... I don't trust it because Bill got his dick sucker and she acted like she was cool with it But soon as she becomes president She's going to outlawed dick sucking or something

Yep That's that long con, that's what women do It's going to be some blowback from their play It's going to be some blowback From now on nobody's getting head You remember that? Ha ha ha! Lewinsky jokes, remember that?

Ha ha ha! Nobody Get caught getting ahead You're going to jail Going down They busts in a freeze Give this thing out of your head I couldn't have a female president

She's going to come on TV in the middle of the night Just because she want to talk I just want to talk But the crazy part about it is I couldn't sleep I couldn't sleep Hey America Are you up right now

Because I am totally up Did you just get a text from Hillary Talk about you up? Me too She just sent me a Sex. Bro, I checked my inbox this morning. It was flowers from Ms. Clinton.

I don't know. We got to vote, gentlemen. I don't go to fuck. What are I talking about? We got to vote. We got a vote. We got a vote. Or the other nigga going to be in office.

Hey, did you see that? Fans love the Hispanic monkey. They love the Hispanic monkey. And I'm going to take, I'm very for him. I like pussy. I would like to see the pussy on these days. He's do. Hispanic monkey.

He's the Hispanic monkey. And I was walking down to the street And somebody honk the horn I said what they honk the horn for And I forgot I had a baboon butt I said thank you Much love for everybody who watch the show Just don't even leave comments

They just be like y'all niggas stupid Yeah For the people who really got shit to do Just leave some comments or something though Because the more comments and shit we get The more people gonna fuck with it Just if it's an emoji. Leave us a bunch of emojis.

This podcast. Huh? What can they find you at? What are you talking about? When? Social media. I'm here. Clayton English.

Right here. This podcast. Clayton English on everything. This podcast is for those who go sit in their car and listen to this podcast on their lunch break and smoke weed and then you end up seeing your magic coming so you got to play sleep in the car. Right. Hey, you know what? This podcast is actually perfect to smoke weed to because every time somebody sends me a snap, they fucking smoking weed to this shit right here. Niggie be like,

y'all niggum stupid. And you know how niggins will show you a nice bag of weed, right? I'm talking about real nice. But white dudes will show you a weed warehouse. Where the fuck all these weed warehouses in? No, I met one dude. I met one dude. He on the Vicerland show.

I can't remember his name right now. I need to know that name. I met him in Arizona. He gave me some pink weed. It was fucking amazing. Damn. Pink weed. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Shout out to all the ladies who watched this show. who not holds but you'll give me and Flats and Pussy Clayton too. Please.

Like if we were around you wanted to give us something you would appreciate it but I'm talking about the ones that look good not to my other one I would

and this podcast for all those ladies who got those stretch marks That's from like the first or second episode isn't it? You remember that shit Flats?

What? Sold you some drugs sold you some drugs See this podcast for all those ladies who got those stretch marks on their stomach but looked like

you got shot with a four five This is the podcast for Let me see Hold on I just had I can't remember Come back to him

So did you some drugs Hold on What did he do fly So did some drugs That's some old shit For like the first And second episode Man

This stuff ain't never old Yeah But this Because it's out there forever Bro this show Has come so far And you can listen to It out of order

If you want to Yeah They're not dated That's what I love About this shit Love it They got dates home. I'm just saying they're not.

Oh, you meant the content. You ever be on the road and you're just, like, riding the shit and you throw on the 85 South show real quick. Did Michael B. Jordan unblocked you fly? Yeah, no. What do he block you for? He's still blocking me. What do you block you for?

I don't know shit. Yeah, you do. I don't know the nigga personally. Yeah, you do. They're fucking with the same shit. What you do? What you do? I ain't do shit.

You took Creed woman? He ain't do shit, bro. He took. The human torch lady. Hey, man. He's talking about he lit. Bitch. Come on over here.

I don't know, man. You know what I'm saying? That's cool. That's fucked up. Michael B. Joy, man. Come on, man. Whatever it is, if you were to come on here and just hash it out with D.C.

You can call up here, man. Michael B. Joy, you always welcome to come on the 85 South. We rock with you, brother. Speak your mind, nil. We rock with you. Hey, to all the celebrities that live in Atlanta. All the celebrities in Atlanta who supported the show appreciate it. Yeah, that nigger like, fuck this.

That's what made him hit the button. I know what the pussy hit. Fly, who we're getting on the show, man? Anybody. Who we got coming up? My mom will come. She wasn't going on there, my mom. Bro, we got to bring your mom on here, man.

She's going to get up here and try to have folk to donate to the church. I want everybody to come to Jackson Memorial at 1030 service. Well, we, hello, I want to speak on behalf of the First Baptist Missionary Rock Church. We're going to be having a car wash on Piedmont. He said he's going to see, uh, PC. Yeah, we, you know, D.C. You know, D.C., young fly. You know, I can't say the words, but my baby, it rhymes with what you're saying.

Something like that. Oh, you're talking about what he said, fuck you mean. Yes, Lord, have mercy God, that's her soul. We're going to try to get usher, too, because when he did it burn, child. You know, D.C. brought that young girl over here. Didn't even cook them greens. She didn't even have washed them greens or nothing She just laid them

I know KFC macaroni and cheese When I tasted That was KFC That macaroni comes straight from KFC It was mac and cheese It was mac and cheese Because I had it yesterday She heated it up

And she put it in another bucket And she tried to bring it over here That bitch in line That's what she is Because I'm gonna tell you Ain't no dishes of plastic She brought over here in plastic That's how you know

Flat this is in the comments We got to get you to sing to Roscoo chicken and waffles. Raskos. Singing to Wathos got to get that Raskos. They're not using that? That should be on the commercial. They're not using that. Fuck that Roscoe.

Huh? That my boy E-Man's shit. He wrote it. No, we got to get that shit to Roscoe. It's a single. They ain't using it. Roscoos. We'll give you that jingle right now.

$15,000. $15,000. $15,000. For the jingle. Y'all got to get that Roscoe's in trouble, too. They're on bankruptcy. Snook tried to buy the shit. They wasn't bankrupts it though, but they need the ain't.

Them niggas out there cooking their ass out. Oh, they're cooking it. Bankrupts it don't mean shit no money. They owe some money. I'm telling me, nigga, but why are you bankrupt? Bankrupt. You're just to protect me. Donald Trump, bankrupt, 88.10.

The nigga still got bread. I can't believe this motherfucker might be the president, though. Might be. If you vote, he ain't, Carlos. I'm not voting. Fuck that. You got to This nigga he don't want to vote

For Hillary so bad I don't want to vote I don't vote Who are you voting for Who you're voting for? Who? You, motherfucker The vice president

Go change y'all man I'm gonna vote for the ass and tithes What? Are you voting for her? Yeah, yeah Oh, nigga, I don't know Flat might know Do you fat and paid dad

Still living in the basement That nigga there That nigga there And nigga Knuck on the winter I was going out of the house I'm like her What the fuck?

Who the head? Down here, nigga Down here, nigger. What's up? And that was the funny shit and he was like shit

my daddy wasn't around the nigga stayed downstairs he wasn't around but he stayed downstairs

bro that's the type of shit you hear on 85 17 listen bro no but

that's what that's what that's what that one uncle who don't leave the room and he got

he got kids pitches downstairs but ain't none of fat face damn

you know I just thought they didn't even his kids I just thought of who this podcast was

What's up, bro. Kids with TV, he's like, he'll go Webster. Remember her for Parker Brewster? And this's the new one. This is the new one. This, that's old Raven. This is the baby.

You know who this podcast is for, though. This podcast is for all the women who got a vibrator, but the battery is dead. You can't use it until you get some more batteries. You keep taking the batteries out the Comcast remote. They watch this show, bro. I don't know if y'all, I'll be out here in these streets. For all the women who got vibrators named after animals.

Jack rabbits, butterflies, snapping turtles, flying squirrels. Whatever y'all got, I don't know. That shit is sad. It's for the ladies, but the long labias, man. You know what we ain't did in a long time? What? Blabia. I was just thinking that.

Flabia. It's Labia, though. Lebe he. Leigh. I was wondering why the elf was on there at first. That nigga said Flabia. What the fuck is the Flabia? I know what the fuck.

That's them five labia. with the flavor on. That's that five shout. Y'all remember that five used to be out? Boy, that shit five. Y'all remember tight used to be the word. Ooh, that shit tight shouted. No, that shit tight to death.

We had a fraternity in middle school. That shit was tight to death. Tight fight tight. Tight. Yep. The fuck tight. Yep. The fuck out.

Tight fight tight. We come to swat. We come to fuck. We come to fuck. We come to fuck. We come to fuck. That y'all ain't even had anything to say. We come to fuck.

We got no one That's what I think What dude We ain't never loose But I'd be like Don't long-ass slogan That nigga we had to come in Tipe father tight

Oh I'm like a nigga what There's always got to be a year number two Oh Three What What do we stand for We stand for

MacDollars Chalkers churches Wendy's Joe you make a cheeseburger No cheese. We'd be like, nigga, what the fuck, y'all? Diggas, why that's a meal?

You can have it your way, but this ain't Burger King. We love it, but this ain't McDonald's. Like, what the fuck? We at Wendy's 99 cent ain't shit. I pledge. Tight-fight tight, because I don't never want to be loose. Because when you lose, you won't get the juice, and your juice is loose. Tight-fight tight, ain't no slack.

Ain't no looking back. Oh. Like, tight, tight, tight. But like, man, half of y'all got asthma. Now we got to go get some tight-tight-tight jersey. That shit is crazy. We need jerseys. my nigga.

Tight-fi-tight. Anybody make jerseys? Can we get some tight-fi-tight? Do you have to be in college you have a fraternity? No. My sister got a fraternity and she ain't shit. Your sister got a fraternity.

Oh yeah, she's a sororided, my bad. Bro, do you sing, D.C. Flats, New sister-Card. She got a goddamn fraternity. A new fraternity. Flabia. This shit is crazy. That's exactly what we have a podcast.

Yeah, we say. But we want to say, like, we love fat beasts. Look, bro, these motherfuckers swear we be hating on Chico. Nah, we won't hate on Chico. Y'all be hating on Chico a little bit, though. How would we be hating on Chico a little bit, bro? I'm just saying, man. Br, how the fuck do we be hating on Chico a little bit?

How? Y'all be hating on me too. How do we hate on you? Y'all do. Bro, we told you, you more than welcome anytime you're on. What kind of shit is that? Motherfucking tell you more than welcome. You more than welcome, but Kate's been the night.

Look, I ain't got no furniture in my house. But you're more than welcome to sleep on anything you see laying around. I'm going to be in the bed, but you can sleep on anything. So what you're saying? You sleeping, my man. That was this all about? I want a futon. I feel like it should be water and we should have a futon.

But no, I'm good. You're acting like you ain't ever spitting on no about how. D.C., how we'd be hating on these niggins? I don't know, man. I'm just dark-skinned, man. What about you? That's all it is. Man, these niggas hate on the melanin, man.

They said that on YouTube. YouTube got the game fucked up, man. Shut up to all the YouTube fans, man. Nobody hating on Chico. This 85 South Show is this another platform so somebody can blow up. I hope somebody blow up off this month. He's got between all us.

Shit. Somebody got to get a shit. Fly got a movie coming out. This nigga thing he thinks he's just going to have a movie coming out and we ain't going to ask the bar or shit. Hey, man. You're crazy fucking. Fuck, Blah, you're gonna let her hold something.

We're gonna get Nima back. That ain't no problem. We need all the bitches back. Hey, tell them to quit demanding shit. They very, no, that... All the fans are very demanding, right. All the fans, y'all quit demanding shit.

How about you contributing to you on this bitch, too? Well, don't stop not demanding me. But contribute, too. No, make sure you hit us on the Gmail, man. It's 85 South Show at Gmail. If you want to send us some shit. Send us some stuff. Whatever you like.

Plainty, you bitch-ass, nigger! Whatever you like, man, send us something. Y'all niggins have made flat mad. He's walking the fuck off. It's the 85 South show. This was niggas who quit and go to work the next day. You quit yesterday. You know what I'm tired of?

This is what people are getting. Why this? What's wrong with them? Where do they go? Bitch, we run this shit. You got damn right. Talk to them. We have who the fuck we want to have.

Tell them what they say. We don't have a show. And we ain't going to say. We're going to have y'all watching and waiting We're just going to sit here Every 20 minutes in, we're going to be like Hey, that's our time That DZM black color

That's what because that's what we want to fucking do Don't be asking me why this And why that all that shit The Twitter are going to be booming Like hey boy that empty-ass show Y'all hair was hilarious That shit was stupid in a lot That's exactly what it's going to be

The empty show The empty-ed show Did you hear what they said? Oh, you wasn't listening You wasn't listening You wasn't listening See that's probably you wasn't listening I heard some paper show

What? You ain't see what they were trying to do. You weren't listening, man. Your ears ain't open. Your heart ain't open. That shit was deep. You should have listened with your heart. Play it back.

No, that's the same spot. No, you got to listen. Go back, bro. Go back. Shut. Spot a nigga crazy. Too little bit crazy. Oh, shit.

Asking me why this and why that. Okay. Yo, yo, yo, man. It's your boy, D.C. on fly, man. Hey, man. This show, the whole show right here was dedicated to. to the fans, man. We appreciate y'all, man,

because without y'all, there is no us, man. Yeah, we love y'all, for real. Yeah, this show ain't shit without y'all. If y'all don't watch this shit, tell your friends. And we appreciate y'all hitting us on Snapchat. Subscribe.

Please subscribe. When we record, that's it. Like, I'll be trying to hear this later on, but it's for y'all. We got this shit on all. We talk this shit for y'all. We got this shit on all mediums. We got the Twitter page.

Hit it. Follow. We got a YouTube page. Subscribe. SoundCloud page. We got the 85. South Show website. We don't

stuff you don't even think we on. We're on Christian Mingle. We on Farmers Only.com. We're on everything. We're on Farmers Only. I'm holding a big-ass Zucan. I'm on Reddit. I'm on Reddit.

Y'all need to leave comments because we read them. We got a Pinterest page, my nigga. Leave comments because we're watching. We got a Yelp review. I'm on TMZ. Damn right, bro. And we are we are like the inside and the first step closer to Steve Harvey, you guys.

If you, look, if you leave a comment and You tell me to tell him something, I'll tell him something for you. I'll tell him like, hey, bro, dash 94 big booty kids and said, fuck, something. Hey, this is how real we are. This how real we are.

Shout out to that bitch at Walmart. She said, I love your show, love your podcast, I know you don't know my name, but when you record again, just say shout out to that bitch at Walmart. So shout out to that bitch at Walmart. And we're working on a location.

And also, and also we're working on Chad's handwriting. Because I don't know what the fuck you keep writing on these boards. I'm just saying, uploading, working on live. Oh, okay. I'm like uploading. Look, I thought it said Unlocking a live podcast. I was about to say,

just like I thought the nigger said Donnell Riles had a newborn. This nigga, this nigga shit is fucked up. Nah. Yeah, so look, make sure you, if you got any questions, comments,

you can email us the 85 South show at Gmail or you can just hit us on Twitter on 85 South and Instagram, man. Play names on every day. See your shit. Carlos M.

DC Young Fly on everything. Yes, sir. Yeah, we appreciate y'all. We have this biage. Let go. Eighth five. Eighty-five.

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