The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Temp Me Out, Dark It Up | Ep. 80

Episode Date: May 12, 2017

DC Young Fly is back in ATL in between the Chris Brown Party Tour along with Clayton English fresh from the Netflix series Love! They discuss everything from barbers, to DC being a dad, to eating the box and dudes stealing the roaches out of your ashtray! Thank you for listening! Subscribe and Share our Videos! http://www.85southshow.com/ > INSTAGRAM https://www.instagram.com/85southshow/ >TWITTER https://twitter.com/85south >FACEBOOK https://www.facebook.com/85southshow/ FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - @karlousm DCYOUNGFLY - @dcyoungfly CLAYTON ENGLISH - @claytonenglish JOE T. NEWMAN - @joetnewman CHAD OUBRE - @chadoubre LANCE CRAYTON - @cat_queso Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We got. Today's in the building. Say what, say what, say what, say what. Today's in the building. All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio. Today's in the building. With your stacking ass. You're going to be in New Year's End church.

With your stacking ass. You're going to go straight back to work. With your stacking ass. While your kids still playing up in dirt. With your stacking ass. Hold up. Your alternated on work. With your stacking air.

Now you got to try to cr. With your stanging ass O's saying you gonna be lay for work With your stanging ass And you ain't gonna have no fucking dog With your stanging ass We don't bend over see with the shit Tell it too fucking these holes on the loo

Niggas talking about Them niggins fun to hang with that shit But that's what I'll fuck your bitch And I'll pay that rent And anytime she called me She's gonna get off on these dick Now hey I'm telling where you might see me I'm posted in the Aid

But I might jump on the plane in Pauley Vu A la Franca's my no close I got the jokes I'm everywhere You see me with it I'm up in Africa I'm telling jokes in different cities Nigger went to Germany And felt some different tits

Hey Nigger went to Germany And felt some different titty Hey A niggum went to Germany And felt some different tits I say they're small and they round But felt some different titty

Hey I like smoking weed I like it in high I make bitches mad Like BC Youngfly See she's walking out Bitch is pulling up I'll apologize

For you say I don't give a fuck I'm crazy man I'm crazy man I'm crazy man I'm crazy man Give me some of that pussy baby Give me some of that pussy girl

Quit being stingy Now give me some of that pussy You got enough to share I won't tell nobody Because I know they do not care Give me some of that pussy Baby Give me

Some of that pussy girl Oh We got a smell But I want to smell But I will fuck no Pussy got a smell But I'm a fuck no Pussy got a smell

But I'm a pussy got to smell But I'm a fuck no We're like The same page How hard you think you will Have real You is in You, that, your life is in her hands.

I don't care about. What you talking about? You can't be, they call me Kodak because I shoot a nigger out of your probation. Not right now. You got to be like, it's me a little Kodat. No, that entertain me is a little Kodat. No, that entertainment is why. People will be like, you hungry, want to get something to eat?

I get out of you, y'all, something to eat y'all hungry. But you got to let them know you're doing shows too. No, they know that. No, they know that. Exactly like. But some people, probation officer, I know, they'll let them, like, they'll let them do what they do. He felt like, he's probation by going to.

to a screw club and some like... Oh, he went to that fight. That too. Right. And you know how much a ticket come. And you know how much the ticket come. And that's a salary. And...

And... Hold up. This the thing. You didn't even tell your probation that you were going to the fight because you were out of state. I need to know every time when you... And then you're on TV with the nigger. Come on a while.

You know, Pio like that, but I got some. He in Florida. In Florida, no, Florida ain't no place for that fucking around. They do not like niggas down there to have. Then this the thing, right? If you know and your probation officer and you got a probation officer and you gone, the person who over her probation officer, like the judge, like, Yeah.

Who is a probate officer? Did he tell you, let me see the paperwork? And what if they have him the fucked up day? Come on, man. Don't folk, don't fuck all it. They're not going to say, look, I fuck with you because I know you a good nigga. I got the violence because they bit by you. could they be about to fire my ass.

You know what I'm saying? So. It's only so much I can do. Come on. That's what they hit you with. I told me. But it's somebody that over authority will let you do what you want to do as long.

You're a young black dude. You get money. It's just like a little booster said. And the police daughter, the judge's daughter, they sing in your songs. They sing in Kodak. They, I kind of keep a ton of it, y'all. And then you like, this motherfucker.

And what did he say on the song? and now you see him drive past you in a goddamn, you know what I'm saying, a Maserati. Yeah, I told my probation officer. I told my probation, I was so cool, my probation officer, I told her how I was fair to do some time someone else. This said, hit me when you get out. I'm out.

I'm right. She said, look, I'm eye. She said, I ain't cause to see me. I went to go see her. She said, man. She said, man. She said, I ain't gone back to bed. I'm like, back.

See, you got a cool one right there. Right there. But you got to think about it. It's kind of had like nine different probation house. Yeah. They kept flopping me like, look, you're gonna go to him over here. Yeah, I remember my first probation house. I wouldn't have that funny-ass shit.

Oh, what's up, man? You know what I'm saying? Nick, look at me like here. Oh, you take this shit down. Hey, that nigga put his glasses down. That nigga knocked his glass, I don't know. Hey. He didn't have glasses, but he doesn't.

Oh, no, he didn't. He was like, he's like this. That nigga with a glass out, he didn't have none. That nigga was like, oh, you think this shit the game. That nigga would look it at me. He's like, oh, you think this shit the game. Oh, okay. All right.

Man, that nigga looked at me, boy, he said, okay. You thought this shit a game. Go out there and sit down like two more hours. Hell no. Man, that dude was an hour. I told her out from right then, I said, oh, boy, I ain't smoking. I ain't doing nothing. No, he wanted you to.

I ain't smoked for three months on probation. I ain't smoke. I remember a nigga were like, hey, we were going out, clean up the paws and shit. He was like, Nick, you want to, um, you want to eat the blunt. I'm like, we on probation, on. Probation.

On doing the probation. What are you trying to? Man, no. I'm going far ahead from you. I'm going all the way over here to pick up the trash. This nigga smoking on the probation trip. Oh, probation. With the probation, fuck, dumped off.

Like, fuck, fuck. I was like, all that nigga tripping, I ain't gonna get in a new-ass probation. I was realized they were so sweet. Yeah, what? I was him. Every truck had one rolled up in my skull, I was telling.

I'm like, I'm letting all the fuck-ass. They could pick up all that heavy-ass shit. I used to walk around with Bill. I used to walk around with a whole bunch of bills in my band. Like Bill Barton. So like, Whitfield, you picking up shit? Click, cling, glee, hey, yeah, yeah, what you're talking about? This shit full of billboard, I ain't picking up nothing.

You drank the shit before you got there. Just, clink, clink, clink. I ain't picking up anything. He's been dug, dawdow. I'm ahead of the recycling. I mean, one time I got kicked out because the nigger wanted me to do his job. We rhyme, we were with the dirt, we did with the trap for, right? So he's like, yeah, we're going to stop, you know what I'm going to get the bin.

You're going to stop. So I'm like, all right. So I'm right here, he pulled up, he don't get out. He's looking at me, I'm looking at him like, shit. He's like, yo, get that one. I'm like, all right, babe. I get that one. Then I started clicking on like, oh, hon, think this shit's sweet.

I said, I got something for show that. I'll get back in the car. We pull up, he stopped. He said, y'all get that one. I said, hey, hon. I'm just, hon. We're here for assistance. To assist your ass.

To pick that shit up. I'm not doing your job. We gotta talk, man. Call to Pope Rachel. He don't wanna do the job. I'm in the back. Nah, the nigga want me to do it job, cap. That what the nigga trying to make me do.

I'll be here every weekend. Get my hours. You got me fucked up. This ain't what we do. This ain't what we do. I'm here to assist you, bitch. And those folks sit my head home. Like, but they, like,

drunk me off at the, at train. You drop you up in trade station. I said, I'm sick of the shit. How you know, bitch, listen, he cried four hours straight. They don't be one of that bottle of shit. They won't get titted, man. Tell her not to question your daddy hours, man. Your daddy hours 24-7.

My dad's hours 24-7. My husband hours is the one that cuts off. That's the shit that cuts off. There's a closing sign on that shit. That husband's shit is like... It's like the Krispy Cream Hot Donuts. It's off, it's off. It's off.

There's no hot donut. When that light on, I'm ready. But when they light off, bitch, listen, husband hours is gone. Two o'clock to 12 p.m. Because ain't no telling it. It's got to give us time to wake up. 2 a.m.

What's your office hours, bro? 2 a.m. to 12 p.m. Daddy, no, dad a dude is always on. But husband hours is cut off. Okay. So from 12.1 p.m. Up to 2 a.m.m.

I'm a hug. But when 2 a.m. hit, I ain't got no ring to get with it. I still act like I take that shit off. I'll be like, I hope I find it. He said, that's what Mello was doing. They said, that's what Carmelo was doing.

He said, Lalo was married. I ain't married. Nah, nigga. You was at the wedding. One thing on. Nah, nigga. We saw the pictures, Nick. I don't play.

I don't play. Like he got a little deal that we don't know about. I knew something wrong and then cut them braids I said yeah that marriage going down here now You think she made them

Why ain't gonna cut them break Cut them goddamn braid that shit Oh I had them We were doing We boyfriend, girlfriend We married Do some married and shit

Like go to the bobby shop Get a fade Get a fade Get a fake Take the sons He always go to the barbershop Why you can't Who brain your shit

I ain't brain your shit Nigger down at the barbershop Bet I'd be brain your shit Who brand your shit Mello sitting there like, man, stop, bitching. That one nigga ain't got nothing to do that always say, stop bitching.

I'm gonna cut them off. I'm gonna cut them all down. When I cut them all, don't anything change. Let me, you cannot please a woman. You can please her, but when you do pleasing, it's not enough, man. They got a checklist.

When you do that, when you do first thing they want you to plead, they check that off, and they say, there ain't another thing. When they hear that shit, listen here, kiss my ass, bitch. We're doing this, whatever on your chair is. We do them every three months. You know what?

You know what? It's a time sheet. They play in a different game. They really is. We play the game, right? We play the game. You get to the end, you win. Most of the time, the game be the girl, right?

You get the girl. I won. You know what I'm saying? Now you be about ready to play another game. Most definitely. They game different. They game ain't got no end. Because they play them little games on your iPhone

where you can keep buying shit and you can keep getting shit. And the longer you play, the most shit you're supposed to get. So the longer I stand, here, the most shit you got to get me. And can I get this? Now that I got that, I got to get the other one that's the purple. Can I get that now? And then it got the pink one.

Like, no, bitch, you cannot. The game never here. Women, you got to think about women are the game. They're just happy that somebody is there playing their game the longest. There we go. So it's like, you see him, you like, fuck this game. And your part of the same, man, fuck that game. Nick, some other shit on the head.

He's like, oh, the game, but like, wait, you have one free more game. You know what I'm saying? You have a bottle of walking. And you saw like, oh, I got like three more extra lives over here. You know what I'm saying? No, that game never fell in love with your ass because you're sitting there playing it so long. That's what's wrong with women, man. Women, listen, we love y'all, man.

Y'all is here for us. Y'all put, y'all was here put, what did you point in? All right, we, I producer, Craig. No, he's name in Creed His point to the board That's how he knows his job in jeopardy When he already got somebody else in mind His name is Crick

Nope, but it will be shortly In a little bit No matter, don't where I said that Anyway, what the fuck are you talking about Chad? Nah, I'm fucking about this Chad Nah man, that's it you do this show It's going to be a new nigga that looks like him named Craig

That shit is going to be so hilarious And he's still going to work for Steve We plug in I was able to keep my job Oh, yeah, isn't it? It's not about what you do, it's how you do it? Egg Glad, what wrong is it? 85.

85 85, hey. Man, welcome back to the 85 South show. 85. Man, who are you, man? Who are you, man? Man, who are you? Man, come on, man.

Who was us? Who is we? Who is we? We are them, ugly, boy. 85 South. The third. Egg glad, boy. But no, man, D.C. Young Flitz was in the crib.

Good to hear you back, man. I know you guys are road stories, man. Playing the name Les Sabdo D.Mengo, back in the builder. You wasn't even going to say your name. He was like, look, welcome back. I'm like, welcome back? You weren't going to introduce yourself? I'm like, y'all almost record it away.

Two hours ago, yeah, welcome back, D. Oh, nigga, man. You been going. Oh, you were telling yourself, welcome back. I heard you was on. That's what I said, because I'm trying to get to these stories. You're fucking right. I heard you was on the tour.

Oh, man, the Chris Brown tours. That's what I'm talking about, yeah. The comedy most wanted toys well, man. Yeah, man. And we just got out the road for sure while and out, so I'm feeling real blessed, man. I'm working, man. You know what I'm saying? Going crazy.

You shit. What did you get, put 28th on the car? Yeah, I went to go get more, you know what I'm saying? Taho puts him 28. I had to go back to my originality, you know what I'm saying? My hood. Like, it had to go back to where I was from. And I always wanted a dope boy. I'm tired of that bullfuck I ride, though.

Good boy. I ride rough. I ride rough. I'm hitting every pothole. It hurts, it hurt, don't. What? It hurt. I'm talking about, boom, ah, shit.

You got to cut the radio all, just to make sure your tie and go flat. It hurt my shit right up on the hill. Like, my shit, it feels like I hit my chin. I hate that shit. Like, we need all these pothos. Nick, you ever seen a pahole where you saw into the pothole? And it's like, nigger, you ain't even up on the pothole, but you see in the pothole. You're like, nigger, I'm going to hit a cop not to try to hit that pothole.

I got a boom bitch fuck that because nigger you'll be straight that pothole I was gonna flip bitch fuck that hey when your car go like this

nigger that's a oh nigger when you hit the pothole and your car slow down when you be like boom nigga your car be like niko

slow the fuck down you ain't see that god damn I know you seen I know them tides be like hit it nigger oh I can

fuck I'm I'm tired if ties could talk No, you ever looked at your ties after hitting the pothole? You got all type of marks. What the fuck is on the outside of the time? The outside of the tie.

The outside of the tie is looking at me like this. Like, nigga, I know you seen this. And then that, that towel is so big, it can't even turn. Like, I literally got to slow and turn that motherfucker could the rim so goddamn big. I say, man, I ride too rough. So what you do, just make left? Ain't no right. Ain't no sharp right.

The cray part. I be having to make four back up. I'm gonna make a right and shit. I'll be like, see, you got a bag up. You said got a bag, unless I got the back, like on parallel park, but shit, bitch, you got a bag up. It's a big car. And ain't got no horn.

I need to get a horn. I don't have a horn either, man. I'll be one of the blow, I'd be like, I'm like, fuck. Especially a nigga in front of you, and he's looking at their phone. Yo! Hey, be down! Hey, green light, present you.

I was like, fuck, man, this shit is not the move, bro. I'm about to get, I'm about to get, I'm gonna get one of them horn. I'm gonna get the trunk horn. Because I'm gonna get to the steering wheel to take off. I'm gonna take my goddamn steer wheel off. I was gonna give like a horn like, move, bitch. I wouldn't get like a move bitch.

No, we should, nigga, get the loudspeaker on the outside. Nick, I got a speaker inside the top hole. Like, I can plug on music and have that be my horn. He'd be like, bad and booge. Shut up. I swear on it. You got to hold it along the way. I got to hit that bit.

Bad and moose. That's the only song you work on? That's the only part that's thought, though, because that shit, that should have drain your battery. Hey, that's like the Mexican version. You know what Mexican would be bama-b-b-b-b-b-b-bba-bba-bba-bba-b. That's it. But the crazy part about it, you got to hit a whole goddamn horn on that one, though. You can't just stop it.

Like, I can keep going. Bad and booze. My bitch is bad a roo. And I can just let that motherfucker-up-up. Offset! Woo! Woo! I swear, that shit be lit.

I said, that shit crazy. But that shit to get a nigga in trouble. Because what are the police is in front of him? Hey, man. You know what I'm saying? I accidentally hit that motherfucker. Buy the bullshit. I was like, I'll get a damn ticket, man.

This is bullshit. All he's going to join in. You ain't never seen the police ride around listening to the trap shit? Hell yeah. I'd be wondering what's really on them damn computers. Whatever they want, Facebook, Instagram. I've been trying to figure out what kind of computers. I don't know those ain't even regular computer.

That shit looked like. some bricks with a keypad. No, they did them tough computers for motherfuckers that do, like motherfuckettition work. Those niggins would be acciditioned men on their time all, yeah. But a nigga that work on the cell phone tower. He got the shit strapped to his chest while he stuck up there. Like he diggers is crazy, man.

If you drop it, it still work. He up there. Y'all not getting no signal? How about now? That's the ditty that work in the crane. Uglai, boy. To the left, all in one computer. I don't know what they're doing in that motherfucker.

But we're here, man. We got a lot of shit going on, man. What you got going on, Clay, man? You all had been on the road, too, Jack. Yeah, no, no, I've been out here, man. L.A., New York. With that L.A. life. We don't rent to each other a couple times.

I know. I know. Let that L.A. life be like. Man, you know, it's, we where we at. Yeah. Like, if you want to get a good A-town flavor and, like, you want to be around some people, as, you know, some black people,

you've got to go to exactly. exactly where they're at. They're not going to be everywhere. Like in Atlanta, they're everywhere. We're everywhere. I was looking for the hat. I was like, I had a black one. Oh, yeah, I took it. Okay, I see it. I see it. You can have it, but I need it for this. Because I ain't got no kind of haircut.

You're right. Yeah, I ain't getting one until I'm about to leave tomorrow. You light skin, nigga. That shit, cool. No, that shit ain't cool. My life skinned. They fuck my head up in New York. Let me see. No. Because it's okay now. But when it happened, it was bad, boy. What happened? Man, dude was just too much talk.

Not enough hair cut. You're gonna fucking like, yeah, I'm gonna get you right. When he kept saying, I'm gonna get you right. I was like, you must have never got nobody right. That's why you keep telling me this. Man, I'm gonna get you right. I'm gonna get you right. This is my first time.

I know, that's what I'm gonna get right. This is my fucking, I'm saying, man, I just want a little bit, just take a little bit off the top. You know what I'm saying? My line already go crooked. Don't push my shit back, you know what I'm saying? I will work it out the way I work it out. You know what I'm saying?

Like, I don't know why nigs won't listen. Like, niggas, take offense when you tell them how to cut you. Like, it's my fucking head. I don't know my head, nigga. Nick, you're trying to make my line, you're trying to start here and go crook. Don't do that. Start on both ends and meet it in the middle, nigga. Trust me, when I tell you to do this shit, start in here and meet in the middle.

Because this ain't got no problem growing. This is going to keep on coming, nigga. This is going to keep on coming. They start here and meet in the middle. I had this part since I was a baby. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, this shit, Ben, that shit ain't going to. Going nowhere, like, do what I'm saying, and come on in here.

And you're trying to, this mother, for first of all, he took too much off. I said, I said, just take a little bit off. You can hear, you can tell the clip will get loud when it's a lot of happy. My head fell in my back. I'm going to be like, yeah, this nigger doesn't cut. Oh, my God damn hell. Can the clip will get loud? Because if they cut shit, they'll be, you know, he'll.

No, when they're catching, they can't, yeah. When the hair fall in your face, this knicker don't cut, like. For My Heart Podcasts in Rococo Punch, this is The Turning, River Road. I knew I wanted to obey and submit, but I didn't fully grasp for the rest of my life what that meant. In the woods of Minnesota, a cult leader married himself to ten girls and forced them into a secret life of abuse. Why did I think that way? Why did I allow myself to get so... sucked in by this man and in thinking to the point that if I died for him, that would be the greatest honor. But in 2014, the youngest of the girls escaped and sparked an international

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I have a feeling your face. And you can only close the mouth. You close your mouth, but you still got a little bit of hair there. You're like, so then your lip got through this shit. You ever snatched that nigger shit and did it for yourself? Give me the goddamn brush, nigga. Ah, damn. I hate that shit, bro.

That hell goes straight now. I'd be like, oh, shit. I'll be back. See, I mean. A knick, you usually caught that hair. I think you know, that shit just drove. No, he took away too much for me. Oh, bad.

That didn't do this fuck. Wait, you time of that shit to him. Oh. My leg was shaking the rest of the haircut. That thing is stupid. You know, you're just sitting there your legs shaking like a motherfucker. Hold on, man. I'm going to tell you, I'm going to get you right.

Boy, that dick is stupid, bud. Man, I ain't like, like, like, every time I go to New York, I can't never find nobody. Yeah, I'm like, that nigga, God damn it, man, I know he cut my shit. Hey, hey, look, he started for way too high.

Niggins went like this. And he said, came in. Yeah, I'm like, man, that nigga that I didn't cut. Oh, my God, there I have. But I hate when you go to the barber that know you, know the type of style you get

and they do it all the time. But they take it upon themselves. to do some new shit. You know what I'm saying? But you feel so comfortable with the nigger that you ain't gonna tear him. Hey, hey man, same thing. Same thing, tell me out,

dog to tell him the holes love it. He don't tell you till it. You know what I'm saying? You got it, cause when you say the whole love of the nigger, like, ooh, if the bitch is love it, I did my thing, I did my thing. So I'm like, hey, tell me out, dog it up, the hos love it, you know what I'm saying?

So, you know, sometimes they go, I was sleeping that motherfucker. We did it. Ah, they wait my ass up. I lost my mustache like that. Let me tell you something. Niggas on my lip. Yeah, oh, okay. No mustache.

The nigger, I ain't even feel it. I ain't even feel it. I just knew something wrong with my mustache. So I'm like, man, I ain't even, you know, I ain't got looking no mirror. You good. I did this shit too many times. I ain't gonna try you with no mirror. This shit good.

The holes love it. You know what I'm saying? So I go, I just so happen to go looking at you. mirror, I see my mustache, the big thin. Like, it's a real pipa lupu. I got a real thin mustache. Like, you see what the other mustads are posing you. I got the Omar Yan shape up.

You got the stubble. I got the Omar and your shape up on my mustache. So I said, bro, bro, why my mustache so thin? Right. They're like, nigger, one more scoop. It went in the mustache. You could have done it cut that shit on that. I don't bit, though.

Like, nigger got this shit thin. Bro, you see this shit now ain't going back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that's, hey. Man, got me talking a hole like this. Man, he's crazy, man. I'm laughing like this. I got a pretty ass smile.

At least you still got one. It's not my smile. He had to knock my whole shit off. He had to knock my whole shit off. That nigga knocked my... Then I go back to him. You know, I play, but I'm real serious. I'm like, man, what's up, man?

You got me that little bit of my mustache. He's talking to him. I'm like, man. I'm like, man, look, you know I fuck with you. But that's a livid-assad, man. Don't give me no livid-a-mustad, man. Keep my shit big, nigga. I always wanted my mustache.

So now when I come to you, I got to say, hey, shake me up. The whole's laughing. Lead the stand so long. Lead the stand so long. Hey. Like, come on, man. You feel me?

Hey, their Dominican dudes, they cut your hair. They think you won't it cut. I need the whole thing. Nah, get that. I need the whole thing. They cut your shit how you think they want to cut. They give you that little thin shit. Like, they like, that little pencil shit.

And then can't see nothing wrong with it. You know, you're good, puppy. That's what they like. Oh, no, no, no, you're good. See mine? See how, Mike? You're good. You're like, man.

No, I don't want to be. I don't trust. No, no, none of them niggas come out. But they be black, though, and they got the same hair as us of the Dominican niggas. You ain't got no. Don't be having hair. They got to put jail through that shit

and swirl that shit one way, they good. Man, this nigga had the same haircut I wanted. Gave me the cut, but gave me his face. They gave me all his facial hair, nigga. I said, leave this. I said, you know, just knocked the straight ones off. This nigga wasn't even looking at the mirror at me. He was looking at him, make sure it was like,

he was like, that's how I did. That's idea of mine. I don't want it like, you know. What you said? What you said? Hold. Hold. Lovett.

Take me out. Dog and the Telfane. Holds love it. Believe the station law. You got to tell you. Niggie. I mean one time, nigger. I mean one time, nigger.

I was like, all right, just trim my chin hair. Like, I take pride into my mustache and my chin hair, the one that I got. Right, right, right. You feel like I take real pride like, bitch, I'm grown. That make me groan. Like, for niggas say, let me see your ID when I'm buying switches. I'm like, nigga, look. You don't know a little bit of a chair and got this shit right here, man.

Stop trying me. Look at this and look at the chin hair, man. That's called puberty and that's called being grown. Stop trying me. Don't do that. Don't do that. don't do me like that. But this case, I understand why he asked for my ID

because this shit was small and this shit was gone. It looked like you true it is. Yeah, I was like, man, I see why he tried me. I got to give him my ID like, man, a nigga cut my whole shit. Like, nigga don't understand. This shit is a process of even growing back.

Oh, man, hey. Two, three months, maybe. Explain that to people, man. You don't understand. To get the beard game right. Some of y'all be shitting on people. Like, all they bitch. Man, hey.

This shit take time, man. Nick, I'm 25. I got my shit two years ago. You got to think about my whole 17 to fucking 23 years. It was rough. Right. Baskin. You know how much pussy, I really thought pussy eat pussy get you puberty.

I thought, nigga, I ain't my first pussy. I said, here come to your hair. I'm going crazy. Nothing. No, I'm saying. That's when I started getting him. Oh, you started? So you ate a pussy.

So you ain't never stopped being the pussy, but it ain't grow up to what you thought it was going. No, it grew at, like, I grew at how I was in the pussy. It was like, it's growing like that because I'm not eating the pussy where I'm supposed to be in. So I need to get in there. Oh, yeah. And when I start getting in there, I start a couple of whiskers. Okay, okay.

Before you was in there. Before I was like, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, man, me. I didn't start licking the pussy. We're doing something like. I'm all right, boy, that niped in here. I'm just, yeah, man, man. I'm looking at the hole. They don't like this shit

They don't like that I'm licking her I'm really licking her I'm not even coochies I was looking at her Oh one A one Two A two A three A boy

A fire Feel like you know No No she don't like that shit Turn her head into a demon That miss hate that shit Get off of me Get off of me

Get off of me I'm like, what's wrong? Don't know how to eat pussy. I'm telling you, man. You know, but I'm telling you what to help you eat, learn how to eat pussy. Eating some neck bones. Yeah. It's all the meat.

You got to get all the meat out of the other. You got to find it. That's the thing about neckbone. I ain't know it was an adventure of eating netball. I was like, first time eating net bone, I don't like nothing soggy or like a whole lot of fat. But, you know, when you start eating pussy, it's like, shit, they don't tell them what you eat. It's going to be a little soggy, and then a little fat. It's going to be both for them.

Ideally, otherwise. Now, you know what I'm saying, even putting it, I open my whole genre of food. Oh, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, I eat squash. You know, I eat. Hold on, hold on, hold on. We got to caption this, The Culinary Adventures with D.C.

Yes. What has pussy? How has it expanded? It had expanded my, it has expanded my, what it is? The, what it is, the cream de la bleu, what it is? The creme de la creme. The cream de la creme. Right, right.

The corin blue. It's brought out the cream of the crop. The cream of the crop of my expectations of food. So it's like spinach and squash and cabbage. Like it's just, the smushiest things just taste so good now. You know what I'm saying? So I didn't like neck bones. So now when I found out neck bones was really good,

And you got to, go up in there, find the meat, take it out, turn it over, find it, that's that, throw that out, get the meat, right that out, turn it over, go over, I see some meat on the other side, get in now, nigger, if you take that same procedure, and in pussy, oh, there it, flip it over, take it out, let go some fat, I don't know what that it was, See, the problem was. The problem is... Hey, have you ever spit something out? You didn't know what the world?

You were like, I don't know what that was. But I'm gonna keep on, though, because I'm nasty, but I don't even want to find out that was. Oh, that bitch got another one. Hey, you don't want to get it off with your head, because you're like, how to got pussy juice or something to have just... You don't want to go in there and grab it, because she's like, what you grab it? You just got to throw that bitch out. I'm like, damn, what that was? I ain't tripping.

I'm just keep going. Because, boy, I can't get caught. knowing that I know, that she'd know that I know it was something down now, you know what I'm saying? Oh, man. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going.

I'll swell that, I mean, one time I had, you know, bit into shit. It was, ah, I thought, oh. This on the pussy? It was on the pussy. No, man. I was licking it and all the same. Because, you know, when you eat pussy and I, I'd be snubbing the pussy

sometime, my mind would get a whole lot of spit in it. So when I had a whole lot of spit in it, I kind of like, and I bit. I said, oh, shit, what that wore? I said, God damn. What's something in there? Whatever it was, it wasn't no good. It wasn't no good.

But that's what I did. Keep it going. Let's do it. Neck bones. That's what I'm telling you. Nick bones. Hey, I'm going to tell you stuff further, man, on the neck bones. Neck bones get you the pussy.

Get you a crack pot. Those some neck bones in there. I'm telling you, I'd be having the crack pot jumping. I'm talking about the holes come over there and it's sauce. Some yellow rice. Throw some shit on some bitch. That's the problem. Bitches to be eating food.

Dry than the motherfucker. Gives you some sauce. I'm with the soggy. I feel you. It's got to be a little, you know. Ladies, let me tell you out something when it comes to cook. That's how you keep a man.

When we come in the house, we want a bitch to cook so damn much that we be like, we got to tell you, wait, bitch, this is only been three days. We got a whole month to keep this shit. You know what I'm saying? Like, and you just can't be cooking just because you can get the shit out of the cab and prepared.

Like, anybody can do that. Anybody. But it got to be some seasoning, your own twain. You know what I'm saying? And do shit the way you're supposed to do. Stop half-assing. Y'all want to cook and watch TV. You want to cook and be on Instagram.

Now, you didn't show the video, you're cooking a food, why it looked fucked up when I got here. Because you were too busy shooting the goddamn video instead of mixing. She did a before shot, but she didn't do an after. You know what I'm saying?

Like ladies, if your people can't cook but they know how to prepare it, watch them prepare it but you just do something different. Yeah, you go. You know what I'm saying? You just know how they get it. Presentation, half of it. Presentation is a motherfucker.

Presentation, present the shit like I want to see it. Like, I don't see some nasty shit taste so good. I don't see some shit that want to prepare, right? Right. Taste so goddamn good. And I don't see some good-looking shit with leaves and shit. It was just sitting there just, you get to eating that shit.

He'd be like, the leaves taste better than this shit. Which part was I supposed to eat? Like, come on, ladies. I think I ate the wrong. Hey. That's how you keep a man, man. And ladies, if you can't cook,

fucking make something. Don't just not have nothing. Or go get some shit for Kroger. Put a salad together. If a nigga don't want a salad, then at least you had a salad. Learn how to make some goddamn spaghetti. Some shit that you just really can't fuck up.

Or you could just go to Kroger. Take the damn meat. The box. Throw the box in your neighbor's. Throw the box in your neighbor's trash. Put the chicken in the oven. And be like, hey, look, we know the shit came from Kroger. It's just the principal that you went through all that

to make it seem like it did come from Krova. That's what we appreciate. We're like, in our head, we're like, look at this dumb ass bitch. They don't think we know this shit came from Krova. But the principal that she wanted me to make it seem like she cooked this shit, I love you for that. do know the difference between real sides and them sides that come out of public. Come on, man.

You ain't make these baked beans, not like this. You know how many of the families? They're not even the right color. You know how many families we don't fed? Your beans all one size? Hell, no, I ain't never had baked beans. They was all one size. Them beans be different sides. Like all the baked beans. Just one side. With a whole lot of sauce in it. This looked like peas. Just learn how to cook, ladies.

Do something. We got some comments. Be helpful. Let's do the comments, man. We got some fan comment. Fan comments. We got some fan comment. They want to say something to us.

What you want to say. They want to say something to us. What you want to say, hey, D.C. You stooped his hair with that tattoo on your face. Thank you. Appreciate y'all. I know it. Teresa, McFawling.

I like that one. Yeah, that's it. When we bring the fan comments, just, look, we're going to play that. Don't point to the shit no more. Play that. We're just going to play that. She said, I love when TMZ gave a shout out to D.C. letting folks know it's okay to fuck with your socks on.

Yes, I'm not fucking with my socks off. Nine times out of ten, I probably went on a two-day streak anyway without bathing, so I got to keep going. And you're not going to know that, bitch. It is what it is. Levon Ross, 385 South, comedy show. This podcast for D.C. Leave it to his licks and come back.

A nigger know that move. Huh? Leave it to hit nicks. Yeah, yeah. You left. He's saying, Oh, I left. Go do a show hit a lick and come back.

Nigger know that move. I appreciate it. I ain't know what the fucking. He don't know that move because he don't even know how the phrase what the fuck he's talking about. He's talking about. Hit the leg, come back, come to show,

fuck with a podcast. He put what they for. He put what they for at the end. Parkade. Do what it for. Yeah, y'all don't know how hard it is reading these comments. I got the cold and shit. Figure out what a nigga put the reason.

Nigel was like, boy, I'm telling it, man. Look, hit the lid, came back, got their money. Park had funny hell, do what he for. I'm like, you didn't do the whole subject predicate thing, right? It's all right. It's okay. Ricardo, D.C., instead of pinching nipples, put some clamps on that bitch, titty. DC a fucking fool, man.

Yes, man. Y'all understand, the cougar made me pinch her nipples so hard for so long. Shit started hurt right here in the middle of my hand. I ain't never felt. I was like, it felt like I was pouring salt for like two hours. I was just, that's really, now I know, you, when you fucking a cougar,

you find, like, different. Wait, minute, wait, man, wait, man, wait, wait, wait, wait, so, like, she was, like, squeeze them hard. Like, I'm eating a coochie. Okay. So, she was like, grab my teeth. I'm like, babe, I'm new to that. I'm used to that.

I'm grabbing on the tities. Yeah. She would, like, piss my nil. I'm like, all right. She, like, pinch him. I'm like, damn, man. So you was like, at first you was like, No, I was like harder.

I was like, I was pinching them. If, if my hands would have been on the machine, her nipples would have been going through the machine like, you know what I'm saying? So she was like harder. I was like, bitch, the machine, this is all I can do. Right, right. I would pinch it so goddamn hard, nigger. You see how scrown that is?

Right, right. Yeah. Yeah, nigger, play with me. I snap your motherfucker. You should have grabbed that shit like that with... With, nigga, me tell you something. My pinching, my pinching that got so tough. I can grab, me, I can pinch some shit in it.

Put that, nigga, this part right here is so scorn out. I pinch the shit out of bitch, you hear me. It wasn't doing nothing for it though. You couldn't pitch them all to know. Okay. Yes, yes. Okay. Now I can't even eat the pussy, right?

Because my hand hurts. You focus on. My hand hurts, so I'm like, you're nip, your pigeon strong, but your pussy eating. My shoulder's right. My shoulders. Nick, I feel like I'm in the workout. Like, I'm in there, like... Pump your shoulders.

She's like, come on, man. That's right. Keep those piss. Keep your fucking fingers working, guys. I said, y'all bids on me with this shit right here, man. These y'all go, they ain't with this shit. They just want you to eat that pussy. I said, yeah, man, she fucked me up.

Man, that's hilarious. He said get some clamps, though. That wasn't going to do nothing. But that ain't. She wanted to do the clothes. She was, like, pinch her. You might need to taste her tits next time. You just put it.

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Because you're asking me about where I, why this and why that, nigga? I'm here, man. No, I've been out here working. I'm about there, L.A., man. But I'm also in New York. I just got back from D.C. I'm about to go to Dallas, man. You know how it is, man.

You stay grinding. Cleo Cupido. Make 85 South Show great again. Love these OG podcasts. Lose Clayton and D.C. is all we need. Okay, well, that's what all you need? Who all they else had on this motherfuckold? That's what I'm saying.

They're like, we don't need them of motherfuckold. They're y'all. They ain't replacing them, y'all. We're working. It's going to be a point in time. We're going to have, like, certain days where we have to shoot this shit. Now we're just shooting them in the spur of the moment when niggas be here. Niggas be like, you're here? You hear? You hear?

What y'all trying to do? We're like, shit. We're like, shit. We're tired against where it. It's a hustle, man. If we ain't going to do it, it ain't going to get done. You feel what I'm saying? I think we work harder than them niggas and Fass and the Furious movie. No, real talk. For real. I know they made eight of them, but, nigga, they don't go hard all year. Those niggas be going crazy. They take a little breaking

shit, nigg. We'd be out here. Diggie. I'd have seen the niggie going through security while I'm coming out security because I wasn't supposed to come out that way but sometimes I'd be like fuck it man I know the airport is so good I know where I'm going just don't worry about me

I'd be bugging so hard I'd be a TSA preach it they be like hey you ain't nigga it's a certain way you got to you got to tell them folks shut the fuck up and like drag your bag you know what I'm saying

you got to give them your ticket with the bag in your hand and they're like no you don't go to the way shut the fuck on right right right You know what I'm saying? That is like an important, shut the fuck up.

So you got to get to him in your hand with the bag. And they're like, you ain't tears. I'm going this way. I'm going in this motherfucker. The way I just snatched the way, it was like, this business. That's a business swipe. You know what I'm saying? Like, bitch gone, this business.

And you can't be in there like, what you mean? So you ain't ever rode no plane before. You know what I'm saying? That's a nigga who got caught. Ah, man. What? Shut the fuck. I'm late.

My flight is about. Well, sir, you're going to have to go to know. Shut the fuck up, and by time she say, hey, hey, hey, you are already in the thing. Yeah. You're getting swiped. You look at the bitch. And then after a while, they know you. They start knowing you, so they're going to let you come through.

You ever get the lady to flag you through, she sees you? I hate when they do it too late, though, when you, I'm already, like, D.C., come on. I'm like, nigga. I don't need your help. I'm all ready. I'm already, I'm already, dog. Yeah, I got my feet on the yellow spot. I don't tell you, I don't need your help, bro.

Like, you late, you know. You late. But, no, I love this shit, though. But I've been trying to figure out how some of these folk get jobs and they can't speak. That's a pet peeve of mine. I never knew how people get jobs. Can't speak English. It depends on what you're doing.

I don't give a fuck what it is, bitch. You can be a janitor. I don't care. I don't care. Because I came in here a month ago, and you should. said you wasn't hiring, but you gave this motherfucker a job. He can't speak no English.

I just want to know what he said different that I didn't say. No, it's the exact, that's what, that's what it was. They could talk to him any kind of way. Hey, watch this. Hey, go take out the trash, bitch-ass motherfucker. Hey, asshole. And the dude just like,

He don't know. And they ain't going to pay him right. I'm just so tired of it. And them for having a snitched on me, bro. In a, um... Oh, that in New York when I, uh, I smoked in the room. Who did? Man, don't see.

One of the lame, man, nigga, man. I snitched on me. I smoked in the room. I, you know, I, normally I keep everything clean. Wait, man, wait, me, you mean somebody at the hotel? No, like, wanted to clean later. Oh, you got a tip of me. Yeah, I cleaned.

No, it ain't when you ain't that. I cleaned off everything. I ended up just rolled. holding the blunt and had the ashes in the trash in the trash can so I get to find and take a picture of the trash can yeah that's what they're supposed to do I'm like that no you can roll up in your room I pay for this yeah yeah but don't they're supposed to take a picture to show the evidence but this this this blunt guts it wasn't even a blunt or nothing no you got to take that off you roll you took picture I always been pressure ever since I seen them you need me to come

in there yeah needs while y'all y'all snitching ass coming my room and then they like they want to come in there we need towers it's been three four days right i keep the same towel bitch no you know you can tell them just tell you can tell them to leave you towel oh i do i'll call them and say get new tower i lead the dirty towers like i put like a like like it probably won a rough day hit the ass with a boot sweat and lay that motherfucker on the outside and let them pick that up you're stupid I'm like yeah pick that up since you want to tell since y'all are already talking shit since you're talking shit I'm smoking all my whole whole Hotel rooms, and I don't really get fines.

I probably only got maybe two fines since I've been on the road, super heavy. Boy, the most craziest find I ever got a nigga had to book me, but he was in the military and put me in the military or a hotel. Me, not knowing it's a military hotel. Fying up, we're in Hawaii. It's a good, it's a place to smoke weed. I've never been before. It's nice.

So I got like disroached. Man, I'm for a red flag that motherfucker because they thought he was in there. The police escorted me out of the room. and shit. What? Yeah. What? The military police?

Military belief. And what they said? I mean, they really, because they thought it was him. You feel what I'm saying? So they went through the procedures when they came to clean the room. They were like,

well, I was somebody on duty? Who's getting high? It was like, and then the nigger was black, too, so they red flagged the shit and all that shit. And it was just crazy, fuck.

But he ain't in trouble, did it? No, he ain't get to trouble. You know, he blamed me like a motherfucker because I'm the artist. I'm like, nigga, I take that. It's a roach. I'm an artist.

Yeah. It's what we do. Yeah, you got, you got, hey, look, I'm sorry. If you, if you ask us to come to your thing, then expect us to come to your thing. And you've got to accept how we come. And we're probably going to come how we've been coming the last few years we've been coming. No, for real.

Shit. And that, and that's a crazy part about it, man. You smell like weed because I've been smoking it. Why are we asking, what are you doing? Don't do that to me. Do I do that to you? You smell like you've been fucking. How about that, old lady?

Real talk. I know I don't smell condom on a couple of bitches, bro. I'm like, ooh, that smell like a rubber hair. Trojan, ultra-ripped. Trojan, man, in your throat. Hey, bro. When you find the right rubber for you, bro, she'd be lit. You found the right rubber?

Yes. Are you endorsing some rubbers now? No, I wish. We got 85 stops of condom. Trojan, ultra-ripped, the yellow pack. Liddy. Oh, for real? Liddy.

Is that for you or for her? Because sometimes they do it for her and sometimes they do it for both y'all. I think, I'm not even going to lie. My best performances I have used. I mean, Magnus, I don't win crazy on, too, but I'm like, like, wait a way. I'm just like, it's ultra rib.

Like, okay then, like, and they're motherfucking ain't letting me down. It's like, my dick in the ultra rib is one. When he sees each other, he's like, oh, again, my God, man. We are, we fit to care this, bitch. It's like your favorite sweater. Yeah, he's like, I love that sweater.

Boy, boy, get on, boy. Here we go. Same sweater, different ho. Here we go. Same sweater, different hole. Hey. Here we go. Same sweater, different hole.

Hey. Here we go. I said what's a same sweater. Here we go. Hey. Different hole. Oh, I'm telling you. Same sweater different hole.

That's the shirt. We making sweaters now. We got 85 South Show sweater and it's going to be the same sweater. Different ho. And it got to be a rubber though. For the winner. It got to be the rubble, but... No, it got to be...

Look, this is how I got to look. Make the sweater real. It got to be... Hell, nah. Hell no. He's going to be hot. It got to be like the condom, but he got to have arms and legs and shit.

You got to draw arms on that shit, so he's going to say, same sweater, different holes. You know what I'm saying? It's hilarious. I got to wear that shit. Niggins love a little. That's a stupid.

That's going to wear that shit, and that shit. That's a really quote. You want a new condom, and you're putting people on the counter, man, because this isn't everybody, you know, out here. You can't, you can't raw dog everything. You can't. Even though you want to and you do, like, you just can't raw dog. What is this?

What are that? Okay, this is Travis Scott. Who he took, Tiger, bro? Man, Tiger ain't got tight, man. Tiger getting everything repo. These whole. Tiger's going to get his name. He's going to get his stripes cut off.

He's gonna be a cat His new rap name gonna be a cat Tiger know the repo dude The repo dude's starting to feel bad for Tate Hey Tart They got each other number Damn bro I know I know he just came to the truck

But we gonna need that little white bitch The little one for 10 We got to Now you know it bad dude When a nigga hit you and say bro He getting them 10 minutes like bro He's getting them bubble Pop up

You at home Hey, niggas be repo and shit Like, my bed, dude Nigger ain't even scared to come get the shit From his crib But he coming to get it And hoping he does

Like, yo Yo, T If you win that at me, bro We're just going to grab the, uh It's me with the repo cover You know, I just let myself out The lap again, man Nick got the gate code and everything

Nick hit the game Hey man, hey man repo they're like right on there right on in they got they got that v8 yeah they're when your v8 got to breathe like yeah that thing that's shit that thing's sad bro he got to get he got everything getting told I don't understand but sometimes you stop bad like no man everything is getting told man everything man he out of his meme he's going to fucking around, you gonna see him on the back of a torture. Hey man, hey man, hold on.

I'm about to go over this speed, boy. Yo, Ty! Hey, Nick, oh, my bed. Hey, my bad, bro. My bad, bro. My bad, bro. The great part about it, he changed up and shit. They got to come get him off like his car and shit.

They got to get the chains off the diggy and shit. Like, damn, Tiger, you just... I ain't never seen a nigga that shit that's get... I bet the rib. Those niggins probably be in there shooting dice over who's going to be next. Like, shit, what you want to do? Sam, Alabama. I get this shit neck.

Like, that shit's sad, bro. He's living outside his means, obviously, I guess, man. But the crazy part about whoever loaned in this thing and shit, they know they're going to come back and get. Well, I had a car. I had a car payment. Get to him. We're going to come get that shit. I was hiding that bitch good for a long time, dog.

What? I had a car. And they was trying to repo and lay payment. But I was parking that bitch good, dog. Like, I was finding. The complex was big. I was parking far away. I was backing in.

Then I found some shit that was like closed up. I was like, oh, this nigga can't even get in here. Because you know they come by in the car and just look at the tags. Like it would be a motherfucker looking around seeing, you know, man, I came home drunk one night. Got in there? I was like, man, I just happy. I moved to car and money, you know. It came out.

Hey! Hey! You can't get caught slipping, man. He got used to call slipping. You can't do that. What? Lippin. I didn't even see him get it, didn't even hear him get it gone.

But that's crazy, though. That's the worst when it's just gone. That's a whole other lifestyle. Like, me being from the street, like, when you see the police, niggas get scared, like, when niggas owe the car company and they, you know, it's tow trucks everywhere. They don't know who with the shit. They don't know who got your car or what's on the radar.

Like when no niggas see a tow truck Like Imagine the nigga who owes somebody And they see a tot truck Like they'd be like Oh shit Like what happened man shit When they go goddamn A&A to come

Right My nigga you're riding the way From A&A to like Because you don't know who getting it You don't know who they're saying Oh don't let it be that slow creep And he ain't coming for your shit He just ride by

Like you know Like you're on some money What about the nigger with the big flatbed to get it out of anyway? Are the nigger with the little shit that go down and grab the wheel? I know a nigga who will get it with you in the car. Big dog. I'm just letting you know this motherfucker going with or without you. When you get a nigga like that, with her with that.

I'm just letting you know, big dog. That nigga saying, bit dog? Oh, yeah, he done did this shit before. Hey, let it go. Let it go. Let it go. Big doll, look, I'll tell you easy way to get this big back, Big dog.

Pay the shit. Give them the money. You just pay the shit. Because look, my job is Japanese, big dog, and I can't get fired. I see the car. I can't, I already told him I see the car. So I can't go back without the car.

Because they ain't going to add me what happened to the car. This is the podcast for people who car about to get repo. That's what it is. Give them a little money. Talk to them people, man. My problem was I stopped talking to them people.

I remember they called me one time I said, you know what, I ain't got time for this. And after that, that's where they, they was, I know they started looking immediately, boy. I ain't got time to go back and forth with y'all. They were like, oh, well, okay. Okay. I would have told them I was so well. Hey, I moved. They don't buy that.

Tennessee. They don't buy that. I don't buy that. I'll leave it in Tennessee. I'll make it look. I'll make it like it's ransom money. I'll leave it in Tennessee at 15, 50. At 4 o'clock.

You want your car? The keys are going to be up under. You want your car? I'll tell you right now, you go to 42 Wallaby Way, P. Sherman and Sydney, okay? And you find your car down under, motherfucker.

You can take those keys and you can shove them up your ass. Like, nigga, you need that car. You being mean to hell, but you need that car. See, that's why I'm crazy. This is a motherfucker. No, no. Anyway, fucker.

Like, that's why I like If I got the choice and I can buy that bitch, I would rather have it on or not be paying in those shit where I can't get out of hand. And I'll never get back to that. You know what I'm saying? I really just... That shit is cruel.

Hey, man, don't judge me, man. You ever got your car towed? That's because it wasn't towable. It was like, nah, let them have it. Just let them have it. Man, I remember a nigga wanting to tow my shit, but he was looking. He was like, man, I don't need anything.

We could tow this motherfucker. Because if we put this shit up, your whole front bumper coming off. They were like, just go here, bro. Ain't nothing about the $1.000 fee. I'm out of here. Nigger, I'm talking about I went through some day. I remember I had to hot wire my car.

The wires was going through the vents. Stick the key in, turn the key over. What kind of car was this? First of all, paint the picture. Okay, think about it like there. It was a gold Dodge Stratis. And I had three holes. People who ever had a Dodge.

That wasn't an Avenger or a Challenger or... It was a strategy. And I had three holes in the back of my car because a Mexican said he can fix it at the grocery store. Yeah, I could do this. I can take the things out right now. And the nigger didn't do nothing but did it my shit some more and put Clayto in the holes.

I said this nigga here, I'm going to kick his hand. So my Trump was fucked up. So that all the way I can start the car was, put the key in this and turn it over the vents the vents look like it's coming out the vents looking like shoe screen

like snake snake veins and I just hit them bits together woo then you're running look what they call loved it loved it

nobody was gonna steal that oh no I want nobody knew what to do I didn't give a fuck when the sunroo just started working in that shit I said oh yeah this is it right here for me then they bit start working it

we just use it for a hot box yeah there's a lot of This podcast for anybody who got a car in the yard that they just used the hotbox in. This podcast for niggas who using that car that don't work, the stash they dope in.

That's not a good place. But you gotta think about it. If it's in your yard behind that little silver line, you know, the police don't give a fuck about this shit no more. But your dope is in your car that don't work. No, but I had a home. He got into it with his girlfriend. The bitch was like, go look at his car.

Go look in that car. And they took them both of the jail. You're damn right. Because, bitch, you knew where it was. Oh, the moment you snitched on me, his eye dope. As soon as you got it. Oh! Yeah.

Soon as they can't hit me with it. Oh, yeah, we found a brick of cocaine. But the bitch ain't tell you it was ours. Right. See, that was she didn't tell you. See. She put it there. Ladies, y'all fucked up and failed to realize.

Because they have no problem charging everybody. When you tell on us, y'all must have forgot. But, nigger, the time get cut in the hair when somebody do with you. So if you tell on me about this brick of cocaine $25 a year, oh, bitch, this hour. So now we both got goddamn 12.5 apiece. You lay down and do the time for me.

And do the time for me. Yeah, I lied to you, but don't you lie to me. Fuck wrong with you. And the crazy part of the Bible, we got some shit like that that's going on, man. Freakoo that black, man. Oh, yeah. Yeah, man.

Well, he'll be a situation to get worked out, man. Because that album pretty good, too, man. I think, I hate it to see you know you coming out. Niggas got to feel to realize, man, you got to be cool with them probation offer, man. Oh, yeah, break that down. I mean, you got to be cool, man. Because this is a life lesson. You and your probation officer got to be one, man.

I remember me and my probation officer, I was so cool. I fucked around and told her, look, I got to go do some time somewhere. I'm going to do 31 days. She said, hollat me when you get out. I got out. She said, what's up? I said, nothing. She said, you good?

I said, go on about your bed. Straight like that. Because you had that relationship. Because I had that relationship. I buy my Pio food. I don't give a fuck what it is. Yeah, if you come in there, they'd be hungry. They're tired.

They can't lead. They're sick. You're coming out with a fill of cheese, stand with the summer. Say, man, look, I bought you some food. You know what? They were about to send a warrant for your little guy, man. I'm going to act like I ain't see it.

You know? I'm going to act like I don't see it. and get your ass another shot. Hey, that's, yeah, man, people in them little government jobs, that shit, some bullshit, it ain't fun. They'd be happy for whatever little bit, you know what I'm saying, little perk they can get throughout the day.

You think they really be happy about telling you bad news all day? Like, they got nine motherfucking clients that's been to come see them on the Monday, and they do really think they want to sit there and tell them like, but your head about to go to jail. You have a violation. Right, right. And I'm got to be the one to violate you.

you felt your last drug to put these cuffs on you like nigger that shit is is depressing someone like it though you get it someone like like my first probation officer that nigga would I went in there with that all that trying to make a nigga laugh why what's up boy this shit gonna be a piece of cake ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that nigga looked at me and he said oh you think this shit a game huh the nigga put his glasses down he didn't even have glasses he was just like oh you think this shit a game huh I was like nigga did you just pull some imaginary glasses down and then he pushed him the back up, oh, you really think this shit a game, huh?

I said, oh, this nigga here ain't nothing to play with. The nigga, poke this in the eye, try to put the glass back up. You're like, oh, you think this. Oh, shit. But you take this shit the game, huh? I'm like, nigga, this is. According to your dumb ass, I'm gonna. This nigga, here, I'm gonna violate fucking with this nigga. It's over with, okay, C, lost the playoffs.

NBA playoffs, man. It's a playoff. No days off. It's a straight playoffs, man. Just like Carmelo about to lose. He lost divorce with his wife. Oh, man, come on. Come on. Don't lose the divorce. That shit is crazy.

I'm going to blow all my money if it ever come down to it. If she's about to take half, I'm going to spend it all. Because half of nothing is nothing. Barry Fish, you be fucking other people, bitch, don't you? If I ever catch Derek Fish in my house, he's going to have to run their fade, man. I don't get a fuck, man. I ain't go to fuck, man. I ain't going to do that, I'm going to act like I fuck with him.

I'm just like, ah, that's this. I'm going to see the nigg in house with my mom. You know what I'm like? I'm like, fuck. Oh, what's up, Dee? You good? Yeah, right. Right, right.

That's enough. What? I know you. Yeah, you got your age in here. What's right? Damn niggas. You get that niggins. You make it.

Yeah. Right. Right. That's enough. Muck fucking over. That's just sweet. You got a dog. Your dog smell like,

Pete. Hey! Come here. Stop on that nigga, man. Man, you got to let your pet get some of that action, man. Like, Fred, man, he got to be fucked up, man. Oh, man. Don't trust you.

He's like a nigga that's good, that's cool, but can't be trusted around bitch. You know how you got certain niggas that you can't trust him around no money. Hey, some niggas turn him around groceries. You can't trust him around calls. You like, he just got, he got to steal. Don't leave your weed around this nigga. Yeah, like, he's going to stick. This nigga going to drink your drink, even if you've been sipping out the bottle.

This nigga ain't got no problem. drinking out. Oh, hell. Who's the old? Hey, don't keep your bitch around Derry Fishing, man. No, Derry Fishing. Some niggas turn into a creep round bitch.

Like, niggas be cool. But as soon as the bitches come around, nigger turning to that little nigger from Lord of the Rings. Preci. He started doing all type of devious shit to plot on shit. Nigger to push you into traffic. Hey, what the fuck?

Oh, I had that. I didn't know. I was looking at the bitch. That should be sad. Niggins turn slimy. Don't gay, man. Look, please be the same person. How'd be in the, I'd be of a nigga's of blood?

I'll just take a hit. Oh, precious. Then you catch a smoke of this shit. I'm sorry. I thought it was mine. I don't know what happens to the blood I rolled. He said, I don't know what happened to the blood I roll. I roll!

My fuck, you never know what happened to the shit they rolled. They said, I don't know what happened to the blood? I rolled. That thing, it flew with a force, man. Huh? Oh, that we said, I did just so. It was only a little bit left. It was only a little bit.

It was only a little bit. You weren't going to drink you. Drink it where you? I bought it, I bought it. You can tell me it was on a little bit of that. You wasn't going to drink it where you? Hey man, it's crazy. I don't know what happened to the blood I rose.

Hey man, it's crazy, man. Don't leave me out here. Hey, man. Do not leave me out here. Hey, man. Don't leave me out here. Don't leave me out here. This thing you're here.

These had an elaborate to the blood that ain't rolled. Diggin, you know you ain't rolled on a goddamn flat. You know that. Oh, man, that is hilarious. Yeah, motherfucker, a motherfucker, quick to roll up your weed, too. Oh, I'll roll up if you want me to. That's not your weed. Oh, I thought it was for everyone.

When has it ever been for everyone? Same motherfucker, man. Same motherfuckers steal ro- Rowe. That he's crazy, man. Same niggins steal roaches. The niggins steal a roach out your ass tray. How you do?

Don't mind if I do. They do their fingers like this before they reached that, too. Don't mind if I do. He won't miss them. They're just roaches. He's talking about he won't miss them. They always say what you ain't going to do, though. You wasn't going to drink it, were you?

Yes. He won't miss him? Man, this dick is crazy, man. Oh, stay away from them motherfuckers, man. I'm speaking to him from him. Hey, that's stupid. That niggins said he won't miss him. Oh, this podcast is not for you, motherfucker.

It's not for you. Stop taking people shit. And acting like you didn't know you was taking something. Oh, man. And that was hilarious. It's a bad. The bitches. Boy, that nigga, that's stupid.

Fuck. Oh, man. Oh, man. I think that's a great way to end the 85 show. Man, I think we did a good one. We did a hell of a good job. We did a good one, man. We did a hell of a good job, man.

Yeah, matter of fact, we just made 85 soft show history. Yeah. It's the first time we didn't have the head hot show, man. Yeah, man. And we just did one yesterday with them just to let y'all know at home how much people be moving and grooving and shocking and rocky. I'm telling you. So when you got back? this morning right we did one with loz yesterday

loz left what this morning i got here monday so i got here monday we did something yesterday they tuesday people yeah loz left yesterday you got here today oh yeah we did some voiceover stuff too yeah so that's just to let you know where we move it so basically we making this work because we fuck with y'all most definitely and only because y'all fuck with us Most definitely, man. You know what I'm saying? And shout out to Lose. He just hit L.A., right?

He went crazy. Yeah, I'm going to be out there in a few days, too. Everybody played their part, you know what I'm saying, in the 85 South show. You got Lose as the OG, you know what I'm saying? He got the weird of me and shit, but he's still crazy in the head. Then you got me as a young gunner that sometimes niggas be like, he said that, he said that. You know what I'm saying?

So it's like, you know what I mean? And then you got Clayton crazy that's coming to give you all the clever shit. Where it's like, wait? You guys forgot about this. Yes. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

Part of the 85 stop show that help bring the pieces in the puzzle together, you know what I'm saying? But this is what we do it for. This is the first time that you had my crazy ass and Clayton do it together. You know what I'm saying? For the first time, you know what I mean? So, you know, as you see, the vibe is crazy and the vibe is we're going to keep it going, you know what I'm saying, they just let you know that we are professionals.

Man, hey, man, it's what we do. Whatever the weather. It's what we do because if you, you're going to do, because if you're going to We're going to steal He will miss it And if you leave your bitches, ah, your bitches I noticed

your husband left And the crazy part about it, it always got to be a fence And you just got to come out and blew out from behind the fence. It was like, just hit a noise and you just come out to notice that your husband left. You got to stretch her head.

I noticed that your husband left. Can you have company? Why, this thing is a great. You sitting in the booth at the club, they're not going to drink that. Hey, crazy part about the digger guy man is he like, excuse me. Excuse me.

Yeah, excuse me. He's not going to drink that. Pardon me. Pardon me. Hell no. Hey, this is the 85-s-so show, man. I have your boy, T.C. Yon Fizzle, man. Man, Clayton English, in the building.

We here. Fuck, you, me. Oh, yeah. Just plug my out one more time, man. I got a comedy album coming out. May 26. Call all the same. Go pre-order that thing now on iTunes.

Not Apple Music, iTunes. It'll probably be on Apple Music later, but you can do the pre-order right now on the iTunes. So, yeah, and I got one on my Twitter. And I appreciate y'all, everybody's support, so y'all know what it is. Plug that, let's go. We're out. We got.

85. 85. 85. 85. 85. 85, hey. Hey. I sweated in his hat, but I ain't sweat too much.

No. No, I got a black one. I got a black one. If you want a black one. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's a whole, like, timid and big.

That shit. He said, he's not good at this. Man. He's talking about something. He wasn't going to drink things over here? Yeah, he was, man. A nigger will steal your roaches, man. They will set up to let you know they're going to take something.

They got a lot of roaches. You're an answer. You, man. That nigga told him, I don't know what happened since the blood I rode. Man, don't think he be live, man. I'd be like, man. Oh. That was a head.

Boy, he had over here. Oh, that's shit hilarious. It's like he got caught, but he wanted to show and let you know he had a blood. Right. This isn't mine? This isn't mine? Yeah, I don't know. I think you're right.

I don't know how it's just the bloodline wrong. What's the bloodline all? Oh, God. That's this death. It's funny, boy. Vitamin water. I bought some vitamins from my home girl today in a plastic bag.

It looked like drugs, but they're pretty decent. You know, she's one of the earthy people. She put the little spice. She put all the shit together herself. No real. Like she had a little, you know, shit I don't know what the name of it. Tumorik and... I don't know.

What's what? Tumorine. And, you know, they put it all in a little pill. Jump in the game. You ever just wanting to be a nice-ass baby dad to your baby mom? Tell us about. Just be checking up on. But you really just...

Like, you're good, being the mom, you're straight. Somebody told me that they, uh, they said they, uh, you know, that they girl be saying, you know, she don't feel like being a mom, so you got to contact her. I'm good. So, bitch, you knew that from the get you. Well, that you, bitch, you sound like Casey Anthony right now. I had to tell my girl, I said, look, when I'm out of town, stop calling me at 4.30 and 5 o'clock in the morning. Because you're trying to see what's up.

Because when I'm at home, y'all, you be asleep. They want to see what you're doing. You be asleep. All of a sudden, when I'm going, you're all ways up. And then you're trying to say, I'm here with the baby. I said, bitch, what you want me to check on you and see you still being a mom? Hey, you still, you still parenting, right? I ain't say no more than I'm calling, just making sure you still be in a mom, you know.

I'm over here fucking these bishops, I just want you to be a mom, die a little one. You know, if she get up, I need you to put your titty in her mouth like a mom's supposed to do, you know, because you're the mama, at 5 o'clock in the morning, right? All right. You the mama and 4 p.m. And 5. I appreciate you. And, and, because the crazy part about it, when I'm dead, you sleep.

When I ain't there, you're up. You don't never check on me. I was like, bitch, it's 5. To me, you sleep. Like, I ain't gonna wake you up to be like, what you doing? Right. All right, go back to bed. Yeah.

Like, I do it, but then it's like, you do it every once in a while. He was like, I was just doing it as a courtesy. Bitch, I was really just up late drunk. But then this the thing, though. And I cared for a second. Like, and then they'd be like, well, you know, just. So you're parenting hours. So you just have parenting hours.

Bitch, don't lay with me. I'm a parent out all the time now. You take me and say it's emergency about the baby. If I'm fucking, I'm getting out of that pussy. You feel what I'm saying? I'm coming to see by my baby. But if I see you faytime me at 4 o'clock and I'm fucking some pussy, I'm not going to stop. Bitch you nose it.

Go to sleep. It's always a shit. I was sleep. You went to sleep early just so you could wake up early. That's what you did. Because if you out and I got the baby. What you was doing? I'm not texting you about what you doing.

You're probably seconded it. It is what it is. I'm up being a father. I'm not going to take you. I don't want you to call me and ask me am I still being a father. You ask me, am I still being a father? At 4 o'clock, I'm going, what you doing? Bitch, I wish you were here, and I went here.

You want to something, too? I'm over here doing your job. I'm putting my nipple in the baby mouth because she thinks it's a titty. You know what I'm like, she is. The baby has, I didn't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I'm going to tell you real talk, bro.

That should be your fucking TV show called Desperate Father. Because in desperate measures, behind closed doors, fathers be like, don't give it. to on D.C. Nigger be like, nigga, I swore on that. Diggas really be like, and desperate managers, bro,

father's really being in there like, come on, man, what the fuck? What's your fuck? What's you want to do? Because the mommas is evil. Yeah. All they got to do is put the titty in the mouth. Yeah.

She might be gay, it is what it is. Shut up, boy. It is what it is. So, D.C., what you do the first time you had to watch an over by yourself? I ain't, I played like I would like, I got it.

But when that done, That bitch said, cuckoo, that shit was so loud. It was like, boo-poo! I was like, it's so... It was like the cell door closed? It's real. No, it's just me. It's you.

I don't know what to do, but I'm going to act like it. I'm going to act like when that door slam, boy. That motherfucker be like, pah, bong. And niggins just be like, man. It ain't like having a little boy. Right. That little girl's shit different, man. That shit different, man.

different, but I don't at D.C. when your girl come on, you be like here. I gotta go. I need to smoke. Boy, you act like

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