The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - THANKSGIVING 2024 in the Trap! | 85 South Show Podcast

Episode Date: November 29, 2024

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Starting point is 00:02:56 It's Thanksgiving. We're giving thanks. All day. We're giving things all day. We're gonna eat food and kick it with y'all. I only thing about Thanksgiving, you realize like it's close to the end of the year too. You got a lot to be thankful for this year, bro. I ain't gonna lie, I ain't eaten everybody about food. You're just gonna skip what Jack said and tell you about being thankful. My bad, what you said?
Starting point is 00:03:19 Just gonna ignore that naked. What you just say, guys? Yeah, I'll say, hey, this year we got a lot to be thankful. Yes, we do. We do. Let's go back to Yeah. My bad. My bad. It's a nigga right now.
Starting point is 00:03:31 Like, man, this is bullshit. Look at the plate. But we gotta be thankful, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Still, being in positivity, get that plate to somebody they can really use. Even if you don't want that food. Even if you don't want that food. Don't throw it away.
Starting point is 00:03:44 Don't throw it away. Because it's today. The auntie's got to start back getting their nieces in the kitchen with them, bro. They got to show them. They missed the whole generation. They missed the whole generation of kids. Yeah, they don't miss the old generation. It's a lost start.
Starting point is 00:03:58 Yeah. You know Thanksgiving, really? It's like a preparation. You smell that shit for like three days. Yeah. True. You smell it. Oh Monday, my grandma used to cut them greens up.
Starting point is 00:04:08 Monday she cutting greens up. You're passionate about it too. Boy, I used to love that shit, boy. What? When she cut them greens up? You used to be crying. I'm like, growing, where are you going to put a little pot on? Test them out?
Starting point is 00:04:21 You like smelling it when it's still. Oh, man. They ain't had to clean no dish in there done. Now lick pot. a nigga. Bring a pot liquor this. You're in the sake
Starting point is 00:04:32 in the pot game. Bro, I ain't bullshit with no Thanksgiving. I'm sorry. Thanksgiving, that's what separate the motherfucking real cookers
Starting point is 00:04:44 from the fake cooks. If you just bring it like plastic well, yeah, you ain't in any league yet. That ain't fucking what you yet.
Starting point is 00:04:53 Now, if they trust you with some shit that everybody gonna eat, You know, they had set people that do that. They ain't let nobody... Yeah, you don't get too dick. Yeah, you don't get too dishes. What you mean?
Starting point is 00:05:03 The one who could cook real good, they had roaches. No, fuck that. It wasn't good if they had roachers. You scared to eat you, you don't know what's it? But you know they can cook. You know they can cook. You see that root leg in the stone. You still don't go crazy.
Starting point is 00:05:15 I saw a rope one time in the juice. He didn't even dry. He wasn't even dry, he was just chin. Yeah. He was looking like now about that. Yeah. He's like, he'll float off the boat. He's like, well, he's gonna fuck this guy.
Starting point is 00:05:29 Today. This shit is butt. Today. That's fucked up. He's like, don't care if they move to the side. That's fucked up, man. I was like, damn, I can't move you to the side right now. What's the worst place y'all ever seen the road to it?
Starting point is 00:05:41 Like, the wordblah, how the fuck that shit get done? What is it doing? In the microwave, alpha, you heard, so I was saying, ding. Before you speak. I'm going to stay in there. He's like, ha.
Starting point is 00:05:53 Ha. Ha. Radiation. They turn to a superhero. I don't know. One more minute out of the Friday, they fuck. Hey, you open out the door. Nicky that shit been hot.
Starting point is 00:06:04 Come on, man. Yeah. You're typing hot. The rope's still alive. It's the road. You don't even get hot. He's just in nothing. Man, you're fool being redden.
Starting point is 00:06:13 You ever see the roach on the other side of the glass where the numbers at? What? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Is that a one? How did he put it on one minute? No. The rope is blocking the minute.
Starting point is 00:06:25 He ain't never getting that. That's a life sentence. My partner house one time, you know how the Roach get in the TV, but it was like, I guess it was in between the TV screen, so it's like, the moving shit's still playing, but the roach, like, in the TV. He's coming through. Roke called in the basement. It's like watching the bootleg, and this is standing up and walk through the camera.
Starting point is 00:06:44 He coming diagonal across the TV and shit, and he just stopped in the middle. I was like, damn, we're going to act like, we don't see it. But it was like inside the TV. What are the other ones just celebrated the nigger? Why we're seeing you on TV. But my cousin had a roach in his ill one time. It's the worst. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:04 Get it at? Yeah, hell, yeah. That motherfucker turn around. That one for a turn around. That one for peeking out, turn back, go right down to that dick a head. That motherfucker popped out on the other side. Did they have to stick that stick in his ear? Yeah, yeah. That stick all the way in your ear.
Starting point is 00:07:20 God damn, man. Yeah. All the way. All the way. All the way down deep. That's here. Get it out of that. That boy Jack doesn't sing some shit.
Starting point is 00:07:31 I'm dead here, man. That nigger living a rough life. They put our whole sugar daddy with, we got damn earwax on their money. Hey, you put in sugar daddy, man. That was wax. Oh. You're wet. You're hell.
Starting point is 00:07:43 You can stick anything here. Jack, where you from? All been to Georgia. All been in Georgia. All been in. 229. You were 29. Two, nine.
Starting point is 00:07:53 Two, God. When you came up here? I came in three years old. You're in your ass from that loud. No, nobody knows your head's in an awful. Niggas don't know me there. Yeah, niggins don't know me there. They don't know me like a mother.
Starting point is 00:08:08 You know what I'm like, not the fucking hate it. Oh, bitch. Yeah. Then you go to New York. Then you go to New York? That was 09. Oh, damn. You're from Georgia, nigg?
Starting point is 00:08:19 Yeah, yeah. And you act like that? Like what? That shit you would do. Honey Bunn. What the fuck that shit came from? No, Honeybund, it was with a Z on there. The Z made it masculine. Honey bun?
Starting point is 00:08:31 The Z made it masculine. Yeah, 100%. Bro. That thing came to, she used to do a joke and he'd turn around and make no one to pick up his ass with y'all. No. No, you did?
Starting point is 00:08:48 Hey, I had a stripper joke because I was a stripper and a pin-up back in the day. when I was 19. And so that's what the whole thing was. Oh, that's what the hell? Yeah. Oh, I mean, I've seen this shit.
Starting point is 00:09:03 He was stripping at this. He used to have, he'll have one on a regular shirt. Then the nigga had a shirt. Man, he'd had a chains, me. Some of the realest, you can dance there, bro. Some of the realest needs to sand there. Some of the realest his pants off.
Starting point is 00:09:21 He got the stripper pants and everything, bro. Yeah, you know the motherfucker that buttoned up on the side. Right. The one you can yank for the leg and you're to perform this shit. On stage. They got a dick tucked in his own ass. They got his dick tucked to his ass.
Starting point is 00:09:38 Oh, shit. I don't put it in the wrong, fucking on the hook. Hey, man, y'all can't do him like that. You nasty here, Jack. I said here, Jack. But that's gonna get a fuck, man. You was a wild boy. 19, though, that's crazy.
Starting point is 00:09:56 I said, I said, I told him, I'm like, they said you had showed you. They said, that's a fucking lie. I showed it to the girls. I said, but there were niggas in the crowd. He said, they weren't supposed to look. It went for them. It went for them. Then when you tell them, throw their eyes.
Starting point is 00:10:11 You like, club your eyes. And when I think about ass, I'm thinking about ass, I'm thinking about ass hole. This is my cheeks. It was my cheats. It was my cheeks. That's not ass. That's not that.
Starting point is 00:10:21 That's a dude. man. So you're saying, ass is an ass hole. Yeah, ass is ass holing. And I had that couple. You had the ad hole cover. It was covered. With your dick. Yeah, that old cup. With your dick. Yeah. Yeah. Damn, Jack. I had the elephant's drunk in the front.
Starting point is 00:10:39 Jake, you're going through it. Jack, but I went to over. You speak, bro. Yeah, you fuck. Yeah, you go too far. Yeah. You take you too far. You take you too far. Come on, man. Come on. Come on.
Starting point is 00:10:55 Come on, man. No, bro. Kishade on that, but we got these hockey on it. Hey. It was me. That nigga open the door. It'll open the hot door with it.
Starting point is 00:11:06 Hey. I don't condone this. Damn, my miss the top. I'm thankful for that experience, man. I'm thankful for the experience. Oh, shit. Wow. All of us get it up.
Starting point is 00:11:22 had one of them zip lighters connected to that mud button. That's funny a fuck, bro. DJ next-lated, when he was part, we was a clip. Oh, the dude. Mr. Two-W-East. Mr. Two-W-East.
Starting point is 00:11:36 Mr. Two-Wix out. On one of the biggest gyms in the goddamn Atlanta right now. Look at that dick in 15 minutes. Hey, man, you're fucked up. You're talking about the butt-blood? No, bro. He said you put your house on your. Jack, you shouldn't have brought up your stripper.
Starting point is 00:11:59 Jack, you shouldn't have brought up your stripper pads, Ben. You shouldn't have brought up your stripper pads, bet. Everybody got the hell paid. Everybody got the hell paid. Where your damn kid? Oh, shit. Oh, my. Everybody.
Starting point is 00:12:27 He can get his hand hiled up to the towel out. Everybody should at least try it once. At least try to one. He got a joke, man. I didn't catch his ass on the do, no. Amen. Lock here. y'all niggas fucked up you shouldn't be treating jack like that
Starting point is 00:12:49 I ain't know he was gonna say that buck man but you know that's what comes when you live in a sex work of life you get slush shame I'm gonna take him 15 minutes yeah you got to make better to see it it was only for like a year only a year where you're able to change your situation I quit, I check. I quit and I changed my life for the better. That nigga, Lowe's ass, was he able to change his situation? Oh, yeah, 100%.
Starting point is 00:13:25 Yeah, yeah. I was just doing it to get through school. The man, shit for fucking off. What? I was going to say, Jay. I was at Jordan Medical Institute. I was an LPN. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:39 A licensed. I'm getting through Everest. Damn. I was going to school to be a nurse Oh shit And yeah You know the programs
Starting point is 00:13:51 They're going to trade school I'm going to trade school I'm going to be a nurse Man I'm trying to just get out of school Man How far long did you get in school I made it all the way through
Starting point is 00:14:03 It was a nine-month program I'm a licensed LPN Nick you're you a nurse Yeah EKG Hey man I let you be a nurse
Starting point is 00:14:12 How are you gonna do stick anybody and get some blood with one eye I didn't Oh my bad I had 20 I had 20
Starting point is 00:14:21 I had That's a costly mistake nigga You can't find The vein I never got hired I never got hired nowhere
Starting point is 00:14:30 That nigga That nigga I'm a phobotomus Yeah I'm a phobatim EKG and LPN
Starting point is 00:14:37 What's the LPN That was a What's a son, Jack Licensed Nurse Pregnish No license You don't know What the fuck
Starting point is 00:14:43 you went to school I was like 18 and 19, man. You know what the fuck you studied? It was nine months. Jack would be lying, man. It was nine months. It was nine months program. Hey, that's how long they go to school for it on?
Starting point is 00:14:59 Yeah. I hope not. Jack line, man. Oh, that ass here. That one makes sense, Jack. They ain't going to let you go nine months. Then you start being able to work in the fit. It's a trade school.
Starting point is 00:15:10 It's like, it's like, it's like one to go outside every day. How long do you think it take for you to be a massage therapist? That's a man. Yeah, some shit like that. That dick, a massage therapist and taking somebody blood, them two different things. No, you think that. Man, it's a nigger's, it's a nigga to draw blood.
Starting point is 00:15:26 Bro, it's a nigga in got to-in-a-trap right now. But still, you at least got to study some shit. You got a nigga in the trap right now helping somebody put a turniquet on right now. Come on. It's a nigga in the trap. Be still. Be still. Let me find that bang.
Starting point is 00:15:42 Right Yeah, it's just as simple as that That nigga's not licensed This show is full of everything They're full of everything They know what they're doing They know what they do it They know what they do it
Starting point is 00:15:53 They put shit in their vein That's a motherfucker They're finding it for the wrong reason It's the same thing But you could do it for good You could do it for good Now I had Like right now I have nurses
Starting point is 00:16:06 Come over my house to To take care of me right So they just went He was like Inside a new program. You know me him your ass out. Huh? You know me your ass out.
Starting point is 00:16:15 I'm disabled. I don't know with my pants. Freaking. Like, come on, man. Like, that shit ain't going to keep working. Y'all can come in. Jack, get a tip of the chin. The baby way.
Starting point is 00:16:33 It's just naked acting like hell no. Oh, I didn't. Oh, I thought I had three. I thought I had friends on. Didn't get any timbre to chat the baby way, man. Niggins laying on this phone to get it. This shit too loud. I think my nurses like me.
Starting point is 00:16:58 They be wanting me to do shit like that, but I don't never feed into it. It's a trick. This is a trick. It's a trouble. You all trying to get me caught up. Yeah, don't fall for it. I'm talking with me or me too charge at my house.
Starting point is 00:17:12 Well, you're dumb in him, bud, in my house. In my house. That was my house. I should be able to be butt-necked in hip. Yeah, right. In where? In my living room. Oh, I thought you're talking about for this show.
Starting point is 00:17:24 No, no, no, no, no, no. This ain't that type of part. I don't feel that. We ain't, I don't feel that way. We ain't, I don't feel that way. I like having on clothes in here. Boy, you stupid in hell, man. It's crazy.
Starting point is 00:17:38 I don't even know why y'all talk to. It would invite me to you. Make yourself comfortable. I got some fine-a-n-nurses, too, my boy. That's how you all around, man. I'm going to go, man. He don't even let you see him first. He's going to run across the room.
Starting point is 00:17:57 Jack. Jack. What my room, man? What am I? What my room? I'm going to go, all right? Jack. I got that a lot of dough, man.
Starting point is 00:18:08 I got a lot. We got the hell lock up in front. They got 12 locks on their dogs down. You get like, yeah, bro. You know you're going. Everybody gone? Everybody gone. Everybody going?
Starting point is 00:18:26 Oh. Man, y'all. Ain't anybody here? Man. Jack, you funny here, boy. I swear, boy. I'm trying to figure it out. But you funny is here.
Starting point is 00:18:38 Yeah. I'm trying to figure it out. You will eventually. Yeah, man. Hey, it's been like, it's been around the world. I remember we did an interview from you working at D.C. 50. Yeah, we've been to, man, we've been to L.A. together? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:50 We've been to, what was the other shit? But you had on clothes, though. I had on clothes, though. You definitely had on clothes. Definitely had on clothes. You had your shirt off. I just watched you all the time, bro. I always had my shirt off.
Starting point is 00:19:00 I didn't like, this nigga, he was fun at hell, too, bro. He didn't watch you all the time, bro. I don't forget. I was like this, nigga, wow, but. And he went scared. He went scary. brother, he is sad. But you're going to have an ad with him, but you don't get a fuck by next.
Starting point is 00:19:14 But I were lucky enough not to get my ass with him. You would talk big shit. Now that one dude, you boxed. Okay, that was different. What happened? That nigger had a boxing match. Oh, man. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:19:26 You had a world star. You had a world star on lock, no disfitting. Yeah, that shit on lockdown, boy. Yeah, yeah, man. The boxing match was, um. Why would you do that? A nigga dared me and shit. You 50% have a possibility of winning.
Starting point is 00:19:43 It was actually 30. 30% of chance of winning. Why would you do that? I was trying to fulfill like a five-year-old fantasy of being a boxer. Gang, you know your left side. He's just going to come with everything you got. I found out. That man, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:20:02 I don't get it coming. What are you going to do? They're going to be like, stay on the left side. Yeah. Stay on the left side. Yeah. Why? I told the nigger don't hit me in the eye.
Starting point is 00:20:09 That nake wubbed shit at you, though, Jack. Even if you took out the times he hit you in the eye, he still won't. God tell, Lord. Lo, that shit went close at all. Hey, look, the first 30 seconds, though, did I have a day? I was just about to say, Jack are all in the ring. You bitched-ass, nigga. I got to see this.
Starting point is 00:20:34 First friend, he was coming out. Brother. Brother, you seem to be a little more aggressive. Every time he came out, he got more and more sympathetic. Jack, that man was whooping your ass. And he did you a favor by not knocking you out. Damn. He just prolonged the ass.
Starting point is 00:20:55 I gasped out. You know, it's a different between being a boxing match or being in a fight. No, fuck that. I could fight, but I couldn't box. Oh, you said? And they hosted by Rem and Mom. Yeah. That was her first show before.
Starting point is 00:21:09 she got out of girl. This was Terror Squad. Why you ain't leading back? Hey, the whole class cast of power was in there. The whole cast of powers. That was the first shit after she got out. The first, her first performance. Okay, Jay, hold on. You know, hold on. Let, come on. Come on. Tell them about me. Tell them about me. Let me. Tell them about me. Yeah. I ain't playing with these knicker. I ain't playing with these knicker. I ain't playing with these knicker. Oh, well, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bro, really that shit. Put your hands on me. again. Oh, the nigga on the ground again. Oh! Yeah! Come
Starting point is 00:21:43 I'm playing with you. I'll do it again. I'll do it again. You put it in again. I'm not playing with these, nigga. You ain't scared. I never won't. I don't stay ready to die for this shit. I swear. He out that dozen. I'm not the one. Stop playing. I'm not the one, bro.
Starting point is 00:21:59 I'm not the one. Hey, rewind it. Rewind it. You can cut off now. You can cut it off now. Hold up. You can cut it off. Don't cut it off. Go ahead and cut it off. Oh, shit, my bad. You can go ahead and cut this. You can go on here to cut it up. That they can fight like a straight cat.
Starting point is 00:22:16 Yeah. Jack, you ain't tell you about that guy. And what part is on now? Oh no, he don't went to the end. Hey, y'all, turn to the Jake Paul, Mike Tasset. Boy, we got to put this in the episode. Hey, I ain't gonna lie. Y'all got to put this in the episode.
Starting point is 00:22:34 The first two, many, he thump it. But you're gonna tell me about the first two. Rwand it again. You put it down. I got that shit again. They got it. You got it down. Hey.
Starting point is 00:22:42 Two minute, he thunked it. He put it down. He ain't going to hell out of a bad name thugs. He boxed. Hey, go ahead and turn it up. No, I keep watching. Yeah, I ain't watching the ears. You're going to run out.
Starting point is 00:22:55 You're going to run out of it. Yeah, I ran out of you. You got to slow your head die, okay. Now you do. Hey, man who'll just do that. I train for three hours for that fight. Three hours. I don't even three out.
Starting point is 00:23:12 No one you got to . I thought that's ego, bro. Sting at that fire against a cargo pen. I don't know if a guy and some cargo pads of steeled tofu. Hey, he put the nigga down at Twain, though, game. Tell them again. Nobody never want to talk about that part.
Starting point is 00:23:33 I don't know, I got to me. Talk about that part. You're supposed to say you, bro. Yeah. Jack, then once that nigger fuck it out, which sad. Couldn't see from me. He went to tell you your ass.
Starting point is 00:23:41 Carlos always leave that out of the store. What? That little part right there. Yeah. Every one of my ass whoopings, he always leave the point where I would whooping ass out. Right. He couldn't.
Starting point is 00:23:52 You ain't know. But I will fight. It's kind of the same shit. So check this out, right? You got to have a tone of saying, like, even if I do get at, my ad beat, it's a part of the fight where I'm winning. I like that. I like that.
Starting point is 00:24:09 Because a lot of people just get beat up from the junk. You feel it. You're like, you ain't even getting. You didn't feel no motivation. I wasn't scared at all. I needed somebody to break it up. No, you want to hold it. I see what's happening.
Starting point is 00:24:22 Hey, we are. I know you're going to thought. You know what you know. You know for sure. But I'm going to make sure like, hey, Jack, I'm going to let you know when they're about to go down. Yeah, let me know. I don't want you getting caught our gun.
Starting point is 00:24:32 Hey, bro, give me the gun and through this move out the way. Well, let me the gun. Give me the gun. Let me the gun. Give me the gun, Ted. Yeah, we're fighting, man. Tell them to move out the way. We're fighting, nigga.
Starting point is 00:24:44 He bought that. Just swing. What's that nigga's hand went up and out? All that. You can turn it off. Back. Oh. Rewind it back to the...
Starting point is 00:24:56 Wait. That thing is trying to eat the roose. The rote. But y'all, but y'all, y'all saw how we're ducking that shit? We went over the space of opportunity. You saw how was, you saw how was, what they call it, fainting you? No, he was thumping. I was fainting that...
Starting point is 00:25:10 He was thumping in the beginning. Oh, keep watching. That shit go crazy. You saw when I ducked down in that, that nigga had came wrong with a wilder. But you keep walking up on game, bro. Because I'm not scared of shit. I see that. I see that.
Starting point is 00:25:23 I see that. I'm not scared of nothing, though. I see that. I got that's a little head extra. I walk through the belly and a shell of death. No one you don't know me mean that niggas and them child of ass on. I let's try to hit it that one. I can't hit his ass on.
Starting point is 00:25:35 But you keep pushing the nigga to the ground, bro. That's what I do. He just put it, look. I'm a ground pusher. He said, I'm a ground pusher. That's my son-in'clock. What did it? What a-de-ha.
Starting point is 00:25:45 Nigger, I'll push the shit out of the nigger now. Hey, man. You don't want to get pushed by me. If you need a laugh, just go to YouTube and type in Jack Thriller versus who is that, D.C.? I don't even know. I don't know who. It's a straight-thrill-box. Jack Thriller boxing.
Starting point is 00:26:02 Don't turn around, Jack. You got tired. That's not that you're going to call me. That's when the nigger going to call me. hit me in the eye. You're going to hit me in his eyes, man. You're done. I should have kicked that nigga, man.
Starting point is 00:26:18 That niggas swung over the world. They knocked both of the head. Look at the neck. Look at Jack and the rep, man. The rap like this in between. That niggas. If you would have had like, Teddy Mosei, then you would have won.
Starting point is 00:26:36 If I could have, if I could have, You couldn't have did shit. You couldn't have did shit. If I'd have moved out the way. Oh, you're darned that fuck, bro. We know we want to look this shit on. Because he'd be talking shit. He'd be talking shit.
Starting point is 00:26:51 Lord got the scoop on it. Let me see where to come in and see. Jack, you got any more unreleased... Oh, hold on. What about that one time I got into a fight with 40 o'clock? Oh, come on. A fight with 40 o'clock? Oh, let's go with you.
Starting point is 00:27:05 What? I could have done to do a fight with 40 o'clock. with four of the guy. But did you win? This nigga got in the fight with me. So you lost? Did you lose or did you win? I'm confused.
Starting point is 00:27:16 Jack, shut the fuck up. Jack, shut the fuck up, man. Oh. What happened that day? Yeah, what happened that day? Now I got to look that up. Jack. Oh, you too?
Starting point is 00:27:29 Yeah, I seen that nigga at the casino. Let me see. I seen that nigga in the casino in Vegas. I was like, is that that nigger? I got out the sprinter and I rolled up on a And I roll up on him. And I don't remember what happened that one. Ah, shit, it's on world stuff.
Starting point is 00:27:44 God, damn. Jake on World's stuff. Social media, motherfucker. I always had a camera right now. Look how I connected with that. I telegraphed this. You two was a motherfucker back in the day, boy. You can't see you.
Starting point is 00:27:55 And it's all overland. Oh, they put an intro on that too. He's talking of dangle that nigga right there. You ain't no whole, hey, I would give you that. Hey, no, that's one of the biggest misconceptions. That's one of the biggest misconception. He said that one of the dink. Hey, don't, how do you think I got with 50 cents?
Starting point is 00:28:10 The niggas seen me killing somebody. The niggas seen me killing somebody like, hey, you want a job? Well, hey. I could work. Shut the fuck up. I ain't see that shit. You ain't no whole gay. He's like, man, they go to that dude around walking fan.
Starting point is 00:28:22 He started walking fan with one eye, but you know what you're going. Come on. You walking through traffic and damn thing. I wish a nigga would hit me with a car. Look. He's talking about, what's up? What's up? boy in the mouth. Watch I hit that boy in the mouth.
Starting point is 00:28:41 Come on. Oh, shit. Come on. Look at my stance. Look at my stand with no security. Man, I don't need this. You know, I'm security for my security. Oh, shit. Yeah, get like that. Get some action. Bro.
Starting point is 00:28:57 Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. You won't smoke. Hey, brother, do you need security? Let me know. That won't smoke. You got to stop. your back when you're going against niggins, bro. You got to... He don't know that. That thing would be tripping, bro.
Starting point is 00:29:11 You got to stop. That was the old me. You'll turn your back. I don't see nothing, nigga. He's you in the head again, this. See, that walled up on? Hey, that woggled up on, nigga, he was so. Come on.
Starting point is 00:29:21 He said, he said, what's up? He said, they got to do a series about me and my street shit. Yeah. IMF. Don't give a shit. For real. I'm off of your family, baby. The shotter went through traffic with one eye.
Starting point is 00:29:40 He said, that's 40. Excuse me. Hey, what's up? Come on, man. They can say what they want to say. That boy going to see the mall. Hey, the boy going to see what's at him. He's going to see what he's going to see what he's at him.
Starting point is 00:29:52 If you ever thought I was a hoe, if you ever thought I heard I was a hole, it's false. It's false. It's false. You didn't want to fight. You didn't want my camera. You ain't want to fight. You'll put off that camera. You ain't want no smoke.
Starting point is 00:30:06 What? I want it. I want to smoke. Anybody walk up on a nigga let that digger push you first? You're like, you're talking about him or you? He's talking about him. He's seen. You're going to put him first. Yeah, he's talking about him. No, Jack wanted to talk aggressive.
Starting point is 00:30:21 Yeah. He didn't think that man right quick. I put that woman first, nigg. What? I put that woman first. And they keep that distance, keep that distance from that dick. What else he got on YouTube? Man.
Starting point is 00:30:37 You're able to eat two of the kids. I'm dirty. It's a bunch of, I ain't done with nobody at boxing mat. There's a bunch of little beef shit on there. Jack through a lop shit. You watch me crazy. You went back to the boxing mat. You seen the boss of mat?
Starting point is 00:30:53 He was doing good for a two minutes. They got tired, dude. What y'all had like a six minute exhibition? It was supposed to be three rounds. It was supposed to be three rounds, two minutes apiece, two and a half minutes apiece. And I just, after that first round, Oh, y'all went rounds? Rounds.
Starting point is 00:31:08 So what round that was, that last round with? That was like, I think it was like six. Oh, they were rounds. You heard what he said. Damn. Man, you're stupid. You heard that man said? That's flagrant.
Starting point is 00:31:20 What, y'all stupid? Hey, man. Say the dick, stop playing with your stock. Anywhere, anyhow, a thousand rounds. This was back in the day, that's how I would. Back in the day. You were giving a thousand rounds. A thousand rounds.
Starting point is 00:31:29 Oh, you're different. Oh, yeah. Stay back. Hey, man, you're on that. Five hundred fights. Five hundred fights. That's what it's a cold world. Knock the round guy, baby.
Starting point is 00:31:38 500 fights. That's how many fights you got? That's what? From the age of kindergarten all the way on up? You just be fine and shit. Every day. Every day was an adventure. It was like Frogger in real life.
Starting point is 00:31:51 Jack, low down, bro. I didn't seem to still on a few niggins and run out the club. Come on. Yeah, still on a nigga and run straight out the club. Tell him, get lost. Tell him. He's talking about, tell him. He's proud of this shit.
Starting point is 00:32:04 Don't wait to I die. Don't wait to I die. Right. After he's waiting to run. Tell her how to pop your ass and break. Come on. He punched a nigga. Why aren't you running in motion?
Starting point is 00:32:15 Let's do it. No bullshit. He'd do that. Talking of your shit. It don't matter how you get a job, you got it done, you got it done, nigga. What fuck is you're talking about? They started out of finish. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:27 You reach your teeth. If I pop you and keep running. You start the other fight though. If y'all let me keep running, that's just on y'all. But you know I'm going to slap. If I get close. 100%. I got it.
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Starting point is 00:37:30 I ain't the only one that got a ass with him. I definitely got my ad, Tater. I got my dad, Tater. I remember. I remember. That nigga would hit me so hard. I was on the grind. I was like, why ain't putting me down here?
Starting point is 00:37:41 This ain't what happened? I'm like, he up there. I'm down here. The fuck, right up. The worst fight to be in. The one you ain't winning and the one you ain't losing either. You just like, yeah. Still, mate.
Starting point is 00:37:55 You end the fight. Like, niggia, what the fuck of y'all's so long to break this shit up? Where are y'all coming? No, nobody want to break it up. Why that nigga hit my partner so hard? That's all that way. No, the fuck, no. They were just the three of us out there.
Starting point is 00:38:09 My partner fighting another thing. That dick hit my partner so hard. I said, there ain't going to be no jumping now. That's enough. We ain't going here. We had enough. One-on-one. There ain't going to be no jumping, though.
Starting point is 00:38:25 He had enough. He had enough. That's enough, gold mouth. Boy, taking up a beef. No kept. Niggas take you to a fighting. You don't even know. You're going.
Starting point is 00:38:39 And boy, why are you to hate that shit now? No, no, I'm talking to that shit now. Nicky asked me without fight somebody. I was like, yeah. He went back and told the nigga, he was like, hey, you know Lil Jon said he'll fight you. He said, I'll fight him too.
Starting point is 00:38:50 Nicky came back and said, hey, shout to say, he'll whoop your ass. I was like, what? That's how y'all started fights over here? I ain't to go out there and fight the nigger on some streets of rain shit just because the nigger asked me a question so next time a nigga
Starting point is 00:39:03 asked me a question like shout you'll fight him I was like I feel like my cousin used to want the drug I don't know why why why I want to know nigga barely be the nigga one time nigga come back in there and get you
Starting point is 00:39:14 hey man I didn't want to fight again you like I barely beat the nigga the first time I don't want to redo I remember we was on the gloves in the hood one time bro gloves in the hood on the gloves in the hood. Oh, I thought that was a movie.
Starting point is 00:39:27 Man, nigga, I'm popping. You sound like the movie on the glove. Sounds like good ass, too. That's your eyes, gloves in the hood. Man, them gloves are different. Nicky hit me with his face and the glove. He was like, boo-ah. I would like, ooh.
Starting point is 00:39:41 Then I hear the people who were watching. They're like, ooh. I'm like, ooh. Oh, they ain't pal-a-ponda, like street nigga. He got beat up by the hood, like. Huh, you stupid. What's the word? Gopher.
Starting point is 00:39:53 Like, he was a little. No, he's a little. No, he's a little. And you guys, oh. Yeah, he's the goon. He's the goony of the hood. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:02 But he can rock like a motherfucker, though. He could rock like a mother-in-law. Man, listen. Did he have hands or he was strong? This nigga had one little bit of a whole entire jet. Pats by walking that nigga out of the street. I was outside that day. All the way till that nigga got in his bed.
Starting point is 00:40:14 He was still popping in. We said, hell, I love a little respect for that thing. You're going to see it. You know who you is? Amen. You looked at it different. Man, look. We don't want to hit none of that gang shit.
Starting point is 00:40:30 You'll do what? Shit your ass down so well. He didn't do that shit the other day. He didn't do that shit the other day, Bob, man. Well, that shit was so funny, boy. That shit was so funny. I got my head with my girl cousin had to jump in. You know how a nigga be playing.
Starting point is 00:40:46 Nicking don't push me in the pool, bro. Man, so I'm mad, bro. So that nigga, he's sitting over that about a stuff. That's where all this shit really started at there. Yeah. And with the water. No, no, but I had my clothes on. You know that nigga, I wasn't getting in yet.
Starting point is 00:40:58 I was like, man, you're scared. And push me in the pool, everybody laughing. So I get out the pool, that nigga sitting on the stuff. So it's old wits. When he thought it won. Man, I walked back. That nigga, I punched that nigga and ran to the pool gate. So I don't ran out.
Starting point is 00:41:11 Man, that nigga caught me. Boop, boot, boom. My cousin came out of nowhere. So I'm on the ground. I'm kicking up. I can't do shit, but kick him. You didn't have a man. I'm just kidding.
Starting point is 00:41:23 Help! Help! I'm fucking attacked my German stuff! Hey! Hell! I'm just kicking. My cousin, she don't jump on the nail. Boom, boom, boom, in him.
Starting point is 00:41:38 I said, yeah, she, my girl, a real girl. No, no, like, she's straight girl. That why they think you was stunned. She wouldn't know fat back then. Yeah, she wouldn't know what that last. I said, D, I got him. She said, no the fuck you don't. You don't.
Starting point is 00:41:53 It kept swangging it. He ain't that nigga, man. I finally got up. That nigga saw me the day. He said, man, I would beat the fuck out that nigga to his cousin came. Oh, that what he said? Yeah, he was like, man. And he didn't tell the gender.
Starting point is 00:42:04 I had like, I can't hear it because I ain't want to fight the kid. Oh, God. Oh, God. What about that kid? I heard this. I heard the live in a clip. I heard you. I heard the crystal clip.
Starting point is 00:42:15 I had like, I was on the mission. Chris the clip, boy. Let me go kick this school, boy. I didn't stand that, we won, we won. It was sad about we won. I walked to the bus stop. I was, let me get the fuck away from that, boy. And he won that rematch.
Starting point is 00:42:31 He went to tell to tell your cousin, Jeter. He couldn't take his cousin jump in. Oh, yeah. That nigga, that's stupid, but she went on. She went before. I knew then, don't get my ass whoop like that no more. Ever, just be the aggressor. If a nigger want to fight you, that you woulda did.
Starting point is 00:42:47 Punch his ass fur, beat him up. Don't be like, what's up, man, all that. Man, shut up. I'm not waiting for you to sit up. I don't care. Fuck how you feel. I'm not waiting for you to sit up, all that is, man,
Starting point is 00:42:58 I'm in the gold swinging. I'm going to 35 and up, man. I'm at that slapping age. I'm going to look over there. I'm slap shit out of you. I can't argue. I can't argue out. I can't get lightheaded.
Starting point is 00:43:08 I sound stupid when I argue. I got sit down out of the argument and reset. I'm bad about hitting people with shit. Yeah. My shit don't need to come out right. Oh, you got that. You always weld and something. No, I'm plighting.
Starting point is 00:43:21 I'm plodding hard in the motherfucker. Whatever I can knock the fuck out you with, that's what you're getting hit with. The nigga, for a little note, the nigga ain't got too many a word, nigga say, look, I ain't going to tell you again. That's all they say. I ain't going to tell you again, now. Ain't going to tell you again.
Starting point is 00:43:36 Oh, nigga. Oh, you're going to tell you again. You got to slap a nigga. But the old head feel get beat up, though. You got to have another slap, like, all right now. You're going to be like, oh, shit. You're going to hurt yourself. You're going to be like, oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:43:49 You're going to be crazy. Now, what you're cut? Bro. If you were to see how I'm kicking my feet up, bro. You wouldn't do a nudge. Try to get that thing up off. A full tiny split. I didn't get that motherfucker on.
Starting point is 00:44:02 Yeah, do the best you can do. That nigg was mad. You were trying. I was still, I was my swimming trouble still wet. I'm going to have with me. That she hurt. That's her head was stuck to me. And boy, that got hurt, but...
Starting point is 00:44:23 God damn, that fucked up, game. But what are y'all, how did y'all hype y'all's self up? Like, yeah, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna fight. I'm gonna fight. You gotta fight. You gotta fight. You gotta get in there. Sometimes the fight don't start before you had a choice.
Starting point is 00:44:36 Yeah, the fight was already started. You better continue. Oh, boy, it's up. You're like, oh, shit, it's started. Oh, that bit, that started. Oh, that guy. So you was in a box, man. You heard the male ring.
Starting point is 00:44:49 Yeah. And I was surrounded. And you got to be a hell of a nigga to get punched first. Facts. Yeah. And still go crazy. Oh, yeah, yeah. Because a nigga ain't going to remember you up when that nigga ain't.
Starting point is 00:44:58 Because when a nigga hit you fur, all you go ahead, ooh, they ain't going to remember none of that shit. You can beat the fuck out that nigga out that still won't matter. It won't matter. But that's what popped. That ain't going to lie, bro. You just got going to end, but if a nigga bite a little, or whatever you feel like assault is an assault.
Starting point is 00:45:14 Like, but he got me fucked up. Oh, that's it. Oh, that's all I need. We turn it up now. That boy bump, a shoulder bump. We turned up now. You can't even bump me. We up.
Starting point is 00:45:24 We looked out, though, y'all, because, and I'm thankful for this, too, that it wasn't no camera phones back then. So, whatever you- It was starting up now. It was starting up. In high school, you could change the story. When fights, it, it wasn't on video. It was just fights on love.
Starting point is 00:45:37 It was just fights on line. You do not want to be the nigger that got beat up, and that shit went around on social news. That's bad. It was so many of a goddamn one-on-one say they got jumped. No, boy. You got your ass who feel like it's more than one person Yeah, it do.
Starting point is 00:45:54 You fight the right person. Man, a nigga would get hit and walk so bad and made eye contact with me. I said, oh, whoa, whoa, you need to. I said, don't look at me. You need to look. Don't, don't, don't. You need to look.
Starting point is 00:46:05 Locked it. I'm talking about it. It was a good lot. It was in slowbo. Come on, man. Go for what you know. How you look dead at you? Go for what you know.
Starting point is 00:46:14 Come on. That nigga was looking for a coach. Man, get your ass out of the way. What's your day? Hey, boy, he's right, tell, man. What I'm doing wrong, what you think? I ain't him. Nicar, we're the same age as soon.
Starting point is 00:46:26 What's you think? That shit, Craig, because when they lock eyes with you, they keep lock an eye with it. So after the fight, he locked out with me again. I'm like, game. Come on, bro. You lost my boy. Boy. It's over.
Starting point is 00:46:38 You ever see a nigga that whoop your ass when you don't grow up? Yeah. You said what? What is that like? When you ever see a nigga and when you groan that whooped your ass when you was a little? I told him about it. I let a nigga remember. And I said, you don't know, try that shit no more.
Starting point is 00:46:53 I told him. I said, hey, boy, you remember you with my ass out there on the cone? Yeah. Look at me now. That shit, that shit ain't going to most. It's like friendly shit. It was like, you know, we can get in there, like, a quick little 15 right quick. Because I do want my revenge.
Starting point is 00:47:07 Right. He wore my ass. How old was you? I was 12. 12. I remember he hit me. I hit him back. I was like, it going good.
Starting point is 00:47:16 And then I was up in the hell. I was like, I don't know how I got his. I don't know how we got here. I don't even tiny, see that pole. Elevated. I was like, damn, I'm not prepared. Elevated. I always take it to be on the ground.
Starting point is 00:47:29 This shit escalated. So when I got to have, I was like, ooh, shit. Somebody de-escalated. Took our power, like, oh, shit, why we going? I felt that way about my brother-daddy, but my brother-daddy-daddy-old used to beat the shit out of it. But I used to be young and just thinking about that shit there. Oh, well, look, look here. When I grow up, I got some of your way.
Starting point is 00:47:46 You ever get some get-back? When I seen them and shit, we're out-out. The last time I seen it, I was a young nigga. But I opened that door like a nigga step dad. I stepped out that bit slow. How you doing, Sylvester? Hey, Sylvester. What did he say?
Starting point is 00:48:03 He's like, boy, that's what's up? Oh, yeah. He's from Trinidad. Oh, he's ready. He's big, man. Now, you're big now. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:12 For sure. I'm ready to thought, sir. I will beat the shit out your ass. You beat your turn now. Like shit. Now, to get back, I always fun. Y'all never got a whoopin by your mama boyfriend and they weren't together no more? Got me fucked up.
Starting point is 00:48:26 Man, my brother dad was a minute, man. Trinidad. But the niggins ain't played, bro. My girl, son. Get in here. That ain't that mama, boy. That nigga ain't safe. Let's fuck.
Starting point is 00:48:40 My brother was even born, my dad, I mean, my brother daddy got down. I had to fuck Ryan Pied on myself, right? How are you? I was 14. I'll just laugh. I'll do, man. What did it? I'm probably about...
Starting point is 00:48:53 I'm probably about... I'm probably about six, brus. Sound round by that way. Think, I might just... You'd be in Trinidad outfit early. Everybody wasn't going to do that. I might just bust in the door, Nick.
Starting point is 00:49:03 He and that's talking about knocking my mom over a dial, right? Oh, come on. Oh, God, it's true story. I know. This is traumatic, though. Listen, it got quiet. I knew I was in the presence of a man because, he didn't say nothing.
Starting point is 00:49:12 I just banged up out of the door, right? Now I'm talking to my mama through the door. I'm like, Mom, I peeed on myself. like that, I go in there and lay down. Man, gang come in there and beat the shit. I beat, man. And get what?
Starting point is 00:49:25 What you're doing looking at this before? Now, I got a problem with my mama now. Why the nigger with me, she walked up at the door. He's terrible about something. Look at her life. I'm talking two asses up. I'm talking to two asses up. The nigger on the road.
Starting point is 00:49:43 I'm on the road. He said, turn that back now, two deep. Two days. Y'all got a cat on it. Come here. Nah, don't put all that mail on shit now. Come up. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:50:01 Oh, man. This nigga went back to the hood bragging like a motherfucker. Man, I told her the son of an answer. You know, right? No, no, no. Uh-huh. He walked dead. You need, what?
Starting point is 00:50:17 No, I walked out the room and told his ass. I told his answer. You're stupid, boy. You ain't lying, boy. Boy, that's never here. I'm about hop on my mom, but I ain't had shit to say. I ain't lying. That little sad little work, look.
Starting point is 00:50:31 That nigga can't be giving her that sad-ass-ass-ass-ass-ass-out-in-old. I ain't lie, bro. The nigga from the guy from the guy's stuff to play with, boy. Time of the Trinidad is. Hell, yo. You ain't never get the whoop of that. Huh? No, I ain't fault with that, nigga.
Starting point is 00:50:45 I act like I wanted that smoke when I got older. I ain't want that smoke. I didn't want to let that nigger, though. You can't try that shit. I don't know if you were to be successful. You ain't going to be serious. Yeah. Damn, boy.
Starting point is 00:50:59 That nigger ain't bullshit, boy. Man, I told that nigger ain't going to where. That nigger was, that nigger was with her till I turned by 11. My dad was in prison. I'm on the phone talking like growing up. I ain't talking to my dad in like a year or two. Nick, soon he called the phone and my mom was like, yeah, your dad on the phone.
Starting point is 00:51:13 I'm 11 years old. I said, man, that man over here, shit out me, man. I was going to fuck out me over here, man. My dad, like, put that nigga on the phone. Put him on the phone. That thing ain't never hit me again. But I don't know what my dad said on that phone.
Starting point is 00:51:25 That ain't never touched me again. How much longer did your dad have in prison? He did it. The rest of it. How long did you stay in there? What the fuck? It would change. It do change things.
Starting point is 00:51:38 You getting out of the year? Yeah, exactly. I'm going to work with him no more. Yeah. But if he's 10, if it's 10. If he's 10. trying to put me on speakerhole That little nigga
Starting point is 00:51:48 You can't tell nobody on me Hey bro If he was locked up for 10 more years I wouldn't have parked out What the fuck you say You gonna do to me? Nigga, I'll whip your son While I'm on the phone
Starting point is 00:52:00 With you, piss-assad, nigga Yeah, dang Hey, Jake You don't know how to talk She Especially at a distance Come on, you Nigel you got 10 years
Starting point is 00:52:11 Till you get out Nigel got their pretern Not dropping the soap old Puss ass What prison you in, nigga? What prison you in, nigga? What prison you in? I'm gonna come visit your ass next with you,
Starting point is 00:52:20 Nick. The man, beat the shit out of me, man. What the hell you in? That nigga called, man. You hung up, no, nigga. I hit your son with the phone. I'm hung it up with that. This is a collect call, nigga.
Starting point is 00:52:33 Coming from the new dad, a motherfucker. I'll put some on your books, all right, pussed ass, nigga. Damn, Jack. That's crazy. Jack, you ever been to start that? Yeah, I was a step friend because the kids was about my age. They were about three, four years younger than me.
Starting point is 00:52:55 Yeah. Yeah. They would never call me daddy. He said, I was a step friend because of kids, buddy. That's funny. He said they wouldn't call you there. They wouldn't call you there. But one of the, one of the,
Starting point is 00:53:10 I tried to, but one of my stepkids, One of my stepkids, he had a kid already. You called me daddy. The nigga said one of my step kids, he had a kid already. The nigga was already more advanced than life as I was. But how did you approach him and say, can you, can I be your father? Because he asked me for, he asked me for some money. I said, if you call me daddy.
Starting point is 00:53:31 No, what the hell? He asked me for some money. As only if you call me dad, I get. That she and Jake, tricking on these steps on. You got, that sound fucked up, man. If you call me dad. You got, you're going to show me some respect in this bitch. Stop making your mama cry, niggins.
Starting point is 00:53:47 Stop making your mama cry. I'm tired of hearing her goddamn talk about your ass on the fucking time. Take care of your daughter, nigga. Take care of your fucking daughter. Did the child look at you as a granddaddy? Yeah, he definitely did. I mean, she definitely did. So they wanted money.
Starting point is 00:54:04 But it was, they had to call me daddy. Anytime they ever asked me for anything, you got to say, you got to call me daddy. You got to call me daddy. What I'm saying? Oh, like, one of the days that wanted some help? They got to call me dad. They got to call me dad.
Starting point is 00:54:21 Hey, to this day, they want me to get back with their mama. So basically, they never asked you for shit. No, they asked me for shit all the time. But they was calling you dad? They were calling me dad, but the sums of money kept on going up. Went from $200 to $300. Dad, I could get $1,000. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:38 At first, it was a problem. But then, they didn't call out. Wait, man. My ego. They used me then. It was a problem in first until they saw I gave it to him, and they were like, hold on. Okay, that's all the nigger want. Okay.
Starting point is 00:54:53 All right, Daddy. Yeah, so, dad, I need some money to pay my child support. Well, your ad was getting tricked. Yeah, 100%. Well, you're stupid. Thinking you making them do something, they trick at your head. Call me dad. I'm a man of the house.
Starting point is 00:55:07 You old deadbeat. All right, pop. Give me $2,000. My name is where you're 80? Yeah, about like four years younger than me. Girl and the boy. Collie you daddy, get money at the time, Jack. I had to be like 33, 34.
Starting point is 00:55:22 So they're like 28, 29, 30. Call their dad, daddy, get money. The mama was about 48. About 48, yeah. Oh, okay. That's a good. Real good old shit. You're not right.
Starting point is 00:55:35 I miss them. You miss them? I miss my kid. You miss her. I miss the motherfuckers. Every day I think about them. I look on down. You ain't ever been on stuff, Daddy?
Starting point is 00:55:44 He loves to get him. Oh, he definitely said that. He's the worst. He- Oh, we know about here. Oh, this is here. Bro. Bill.
Starting point is 00:55:53 All right. Come on, man. Come on, man. Oh, man. Oh, what is this first? Oh, that nigga run it up over dawn. Still talking about me, pussy. Yeah, me got, yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:05 Oh, shit. They got my name in their mouth. Look at the nigger. Hey, boy, this nigga is the world. He fucked with shout-up for fun. He like, why this shit? Man, me and flowers in Baltimore. I was in Baltimore, I thought I was lying.
Starting point is 00:56:17 So, Jit Dad, we got damn playing on my phone and doing Instagram shit. So me and Fly, we're in Baltimore, we went doing shit. I said, I'm going to call the nigga back. Fly said, yeah, go ahead.
Starting point is 00:56:30 I call him. He's talking cash shit. He said, something, something. Did you take my son, something? I said, nigga, I'm both of y'all damn. He said, that's my son, fuck, niggas. I took him. I said, oh.
Starting point is 00:56:47 I got fucking put the head now, lo. I said, and the nigger, you better not call him. He in the bed, sleep. He's putting the phone now. He's like, nah, that nigger, pussy hell. Why this shit? Bits your head, nigger, don't call my motherfucking son. No, motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:57:03 I'm like, bro, this nigga gangster, bro. That nigga, wild, bro. That he's crazy, man. What the nigger is crazy. The other nigga enjoy the shit, though. It's like, he enjoyed that. He, like, he enjoyed that. Look at this good-a-n-nick to take care of my son, bitch.
Starting point is 00:57:16 I was like, what the fuck? Good-ass-n-knit. This nigga, I love, hate-relations. He planned mine going to trick me to take care of son. And fuck me, you better not buy him no design or shit. Nigga, I will. What's his side? You better get that nigga a woman tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:57:32 You better than to get his birthday in two weeks, fuck, nigga. He triggered your head and take his son, bro. You take a match of pajama pictures and shit just to piss the nigga off on the holiday? Nah, he ain't that's dead. He's taking care of shit, no. Don't get me wrong. He's bullshit, but he's really shitting on shower and why he's doing.
Starting point is 00:57:48 Yeah. Shit fun. Me, bro, I look at it like, them kids don't, like a, like, niece and nephew, cousin, anybody like kid, I'm going to look out for a kid, bro. I can't do no shit. That shit funny because he actually had his son with him. He was like, hey, fly.
Starting point is 00:58:02 That him. I was like, who? The niggie son I took. And the little boy sit down like that. Yeah, he took me. I go, oh, shit. Everybody on this shit. Everybody ain't on that.
Starting point is 00:58:17 This subject might be deep. Everybody's sitting around here thinking about their step kids now. I ain't think about mine. I ain't got no damn step kids. Let this, um, it inspired you. You never, you never said that? I had one step child.
Starting point is 00:58:29 Hey, boy, how that was? You know, who played this shit over? Oh, the while I'm around when they got their step kids. Listen, bro. That shit was funny, right? He's sitting up playing the game. He's like, man. I be trying to talk to the little niggie, man.
Starting point is 00:58:40 They'd be tripping, man. Then the nigger mama all over. Keep it a nigga with me, man, that nigga, get on my motherfucking nerd. Brother, like, 10 second later, this nigga walked in with a big-ass, a bed robe on, he walked right in front of the TV, he talked about him,
Starting point is 00:58:53 I know you guys are talking about me. He's talking about it. Right, see what I'm saying, bro. I said, man, let go, man. I said, man, there, that's go, fuck the nick. I say, see what I'm talking about, bro? That name is Chip. Say, let's go.
Starting point is 00:59:11 That's lie, man. Fuck that, that nigga, man. I'm in that laugh. He's talking about, bro, you got to be quiet. I said, I can't, bro. He said it. He walked in there with a big-hand bed, robot riding in the neck.
Starting point is 00:59:23 That shit, drag. He's talking about it. I know you guys. They're talking about it. Oh. Not about talking about your ass. You see what I'm talking about. We were talking about that nigga like a little looking too.
Starting point is 00:59:37 Oh. Oh. Man, man. Hey, man, man. One funny moment in my life, bro. Bro, that little nigga was smart a hell, bro. That dude's on it, boy. He's gonna be somebody when they get on.
Starting point is 00:59:47 I'm telling him, man. He got to be by 17. He got to be by 17 now. Wow, no, he's about, about, no, he's 17, about 15. So? You keeping content? He was younger than Malik.
Starting point is 01:00:00 We were young and fuck. Yeah, he were younger than Bleet, though. We weren't even doing mine. Time flat, bro. We was in the street then. Yeah, yeah. Well, I had to be like, 0-0-0-10. Wow.
Starting point is 01:00:11 No, we were doing about it. at that time. You sure? Yeah. Yeah. You were 19 being an on stepdad? Hell fuck, no, nigga. I'm probably like, I'm probably like 23.
Starting point is 01:00:20 23? 23. I'm a damn, boy. That shit was so funny, bro. But we want to even on the game of a minute. He's talking about, man. He's talking about it. He's talking about it.
Starting point is 01:00:29 He told me, I can't deal with this shit, but that little dick came out. I know you guys aren't talking about me. He told my brother, you see what I'm saying, but I can't deal with this shit. He left the nigga out. He left the dick and out. He told me, I'll tell you, I left the dick ass. Man, come on. man, fuck that.
Starting point is 01:00:43 By himself? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck you, you want to be on that time. He got me. How old was? He let the nigger with a dog. That's probably like five years old.
Starting point is 01:00:52 You know that, man. You know we're talking about it. You know how to take care of you, motherfucker, dude. Do it all that. I got all my own kids, though. You're growing with my own kids, don't. You grow.
Starting point is 01:01:04 You growling on to watch your motherfuck yourself. Oh. Oh. Boy. Loz you almost With somebody stepdaddy? Man, I didn't watch Think about it, Jack
Starting point is 01:01:17 if I was fucking with a girl In 2005, right? Let's say she had a two-year-old Knicker You're 22 and 24 Exactly They ain't grown, man The motherfucker in the club
Starting point is 01:01:30 Yeah, motherfucker 21, man Man, my step-kid then went to college and everything I can't say that my official step-kid I usually just fuck with their mom Yeah So you and that was in no situation where like it was mine.
Starting point is 01:01:43 Like I had to take full. Yeah. You just looked down at school clothes. Yeah. What you mean? No, I was with that. I was with their mama. I, I ain't, I, I'm kind of almost soon.
Starting point is 01:01:54 I was 19. She was like 38, her son was in the lamb grade. You feel me? So the one little stepdaughter used to know all you put your name something. He's a junior. The nigga was a junior. He was probably about three or four then.
Starting point is 01:02:11 I don't say nain, I'm being your mama back in. Then my block, shout, I had these little young thing go crazy on your head, don't do it. Her mama didn't know that she knew all the Gujaramane song because she'd be with her little ratchet-ass sister, right? So she'll be rapping the Gujambay song, and then she was like, damn, she knows every last one of them. So she used to just rap all the Guzumain song.
Starting point is 01:02:33 That's my baby. That's my baby. That's my baby. That's my baby. You want me to spend a night? What? When I mess with the cougar, I was like, you want me to spend a night?
Starting point is 01:02:41 I'm like, you don't care of your son, see this shit? Like, you're in the clad with my nephew. Like, my nephew knew me like, yeah, man, I see you caught there in front of Charlotte Mama house. I'm like, what the fuck you think I'm doing? That guy, you didn't see me at the house, did you? Oh, yeah. I'm not sleeping with that.
Starting point is 01:02:59 Yeah, dude, give me a song. You thought you were tutoring. Stop playing. What? We out there at the same o'clock in the morning. Couldn't tell me nine. Oh, happy things. All the niggas who ever had to be stepdaddy for about two sons.
Starting point is 01:03:15 Nah, he was cool, though. Y'all nigga was cool, though. He understood. Not, you know what I mean? I used to look out for him in a minute. Y'all were homeless, I was fucking food and shelter. Damn. I had to put up with that young nigga, you know what I had?
Starting point is 01:03:25 It was bad back then. He had to put over no man. He left. I remember that shit said, I had to leave. That bill was trying to hell out of me, man. You got to leave. I got nothing in the way. I was like, hey, just hit me up when he leave.
Starting point is 01:03:35 Call me. Call me, I'll come back. She's like, he at the gate right now. I'm back to dope. Shit, I got about that, bitch. They're like... That's kids. Time flies.
Starting point is 01:03:47 It'll just let you know how long ago that shit was when you see him. That's crazy. That kid ain't went by so fast. Don't be afraid to take care of nobody kids. It ain't no shame in that at all. Even if you're a single man and whatnot, you don't have kids. They ain't got to call your daddy, though.
Starting point is 01:04:01 Yeah, if you fucking ain't mama, though, you do gotta, like, take care of my feet. I feel like that for them. Yeah, if you get together. But on some shit, if y'all just fucking... Like, bitch, don't make me take care. care your kids. That's not my obligation. As a man, I'm going to make
Starting point is 01:04:15 a shit. I just have a shit. Stop fucking with me because she ain't, she don't have no babysitter. She's like, yeah, I can bring my little boy with me. You know, he's cool. He don't bother nobody. I'm like. She never went like a Yorkie? Bro, literally. He don't buy. He ain't going to bite. What the fuck?
Starting point is 01:04:29 He don't bother nobody? He don't bite? I hope not. I'm like, she like, probably like three-fold. And then she like, she hit I'll like, she hit me up one day. I hit a one night or some drug shit, she hit me like three days later. She was like, no, you don't fuck with kids.
Starting point is 01:04:45 I can't rock with that. I'm like, what the fuck? You want your baby to come to my crib so I can get some coochie. You want your baby over the cat? I ain't even that horn in my house, brother, just to fuck you, bro. It is distracting. That's weird as fuck, bro. You'll waste a hundred pack like that.
Starting point is 01:05:02 You walk in, you walk in with the baby. Yeah, hell, man. Waste your hundred pack? You have a hundred pack. You have a wazarder a hundred pack. money pack my butt. I wouldn't even feel right, bro. I believe-
Starting point is 01:05:14 Oh yeah, you see some certain shit, I don't do. That way I won't whip another nigga kids. You know what I'm saying? I'm gonna talk about shit, buddy. I believe in trouble, bro. As a man, you should guide another young man into manhood, you feel me? Man, I had got some bad little news. My little fake step daughter, I broke her leg one time.
Starting point is 01:05:32 Oh, man. She broke my heart. You were still fucking with the moment? No, that was long after that. Oh, you saw it on the ground? You still didn't have attachment. That she called and told me. Why? Why?
Starting point is 01:05:43 What she wanted you to do about it? Man, you know, in the time of crisis, you know, I'm just glad stuff dead and they came back up. Okay. That's how you got back in the loop anyway? It was 15 years ago. She called that big a yesterday. Loz got to add sad. No, no, no, don't tell me that. No.
Starting point is 01:06:01 He said that I'm a broken heart. No. Don't tell me that. You need me to pull up? Hell, I'm gonna catch the next flight out. Oh, y'all got it. All right. I'll see y'all Monday.
Starting point is 01:06:13 I see y'all Monday. I'll be there bright and early. Do y'all have God kids? Yeah. I ain't got them. Uh, I don't think, no. What's the definition of a God kid? You just like, you like a third party uncle.
Starting point is 01:06:28 Yeah, you like spiritually not saying responsible. You just, like you said, you, you can after, if the parents ain't that. Exactly. Exactly. They're yours. Right. This ain't your child, but, nigger, this is your child. Like I got an uncle adopted, uh, unty type shit.
Starting point is 01:06:47 It's like one of them. Brother, that ain't your blood, brother. Yeah. One of y'all got godparents. Yeah, I got godparents. They were like my... I call them uncle and auntie, though. I don't.
Starting point is 01:06:57 I don't know. I would lie, I think. They told me. They said, that's your god mama. Who? They said, that's my god mama. So who? How many do I got?
Starting point is 01:07:06 Who is heading out these titles? These titles. Anytime Christmas coming up, I call out. You hear. No care. Hey God, Mom. You're the God, Dad. What's up, God, Dad?
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Starting point is 01:12:01 Tickets are on sale now at AXS.com. Get your tickets today. AXS.com. That's why I got the baby bird shit from. What, baby bird? From my godfather. Oh, for real? Yeah, the drunk nigga Wolf in my hometown.
Starting point is 01:12:17 He used to, every since I was a kid, every time he's seen me. He's just like, take on my God, baby, right now. And it's not crying. Every time he sees me. You live. What? I'm talking about every time he's see me. See me, that niggins started crying.
Starting point is 01:12:29 You can ask the end of that. That's real bad. That's a little bit. That ain't turned white. That niggas. Well, he wanted to be long friends, man. When you get the crayon and shit? I was thinking that.
Starting point is 01:12:52 I don't know. That might give that. Hell no. Baby, baby, baby, baby, do it be weird for you? It's funny as him, because nobody ever, nobody ever told him he was my godfather. What happened? He came to see me when I was a baby, and ever since then, he been telling people. Because you got to keep in mind, this man, like, my granddad is age.
Starting point is 01:13:21 So he'd be drinking all day, he'd be drunk. So when he'd see me, he just, oh, my God, man, right? I knew he was going to be somebody. Hey, hey, look at me. When you get big and you leave, remember me? He's jimmy that shit since I was a kid, man. Hey, oh, bro. Every day.
Starting point is 01:13:42 I'm talking about any time the nigger see me. Like, this motherfucker could be walking way to fuck up the hill. If he see me, that motherfucker turned around coming back, bro. That's all the type of shit. Man, it's been some years. You got to go check. You throw it something with you. You're doing something when you...
Starting point is 01:13:58 Every time. Oh, shit, I know that man gets a day. Every time. Every time. He don't want... I don't want... Get whatever you want. He still wants the cheapest liquor in the stuff.
Starting point is 01:14:12 $7.00, him and hell. He said he gets... He's still getting the cheaper liquor. He wants that. They don't want that. That's $7 a head in the head. That's $7 in the head. He drinks a shit.
Starting point is 01:14:23 I was talking... That shit they keep behind the cash. That shit they keep behind the cash. That shit for real. That shit on the box. Heavenly Hill. Oh. Irish wrote wild iris, that type of shit.
Starting point is 01:14:35 I don't care what they call you. Your name will be baby, baby, bird. They have nightmares. They have nightmares. He goes in here. He acted like he had three states off. Somebody knows. That baby birth.
Starting point is 01:14:51 That baby birth. It's facts. They get mad at him They lose Now that judge Tadillo Yeah I think
Starting point is 01:15:05 Man Fuck You're talking about Nobody else shit That they have to What What are they
Starting point is 01:15:18 I think Lose He's seen In a few years That is going Cray Man Where the fuck you been
Starting point is 01:15:24 He's going Thun I hope that they're You know, they say Thanksgiving food and went up $400 this year. Ain't. Four hundred. And nobody got to cook that much food. Bro.
Starting point is 01:15:41 You told turkey is overrated, bro. It's 50. What would you replace turkey with? Chicken. Fried chicken. Just regular frying chicken. You're a fat diggas for real. They're fried chicken.
Starting point is 01:15:52 You want to fried chickens. Put an eight pieces of that. A deep fried turkey. I'm about to have some more turkey. You have a deep fried turkey? Yeah, deep fried turkey. Yeah, deep fried turkey. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:02 That's the shit. That's the shit. That's the only way we're eating. That's the only way we're eating. That's the deep fried. Y'all, y'all remember that nigga had got me two years ago. This is my turkey. That half turkey.
Starting point is 01:16:16 Oh, yeah. The lemon pepper. The lemon pepper cage. That, yeah, nigger fuck me over, man. It would half a little. It were half of it were supposed to be infused with Cajun and half of it was supposed to be... Who fucked you over? Damn, it was shit.
Starting point is 01:16:33 You talked about them Thanksgiving show. Yeah, it was two Thanksgiving's ago. What happened? The dude had made me a fried turkey. Half of it was supposed to be Cajun. Oh, shit. How probably that plate, though. But it was, it wasn't, it was just one bullshit.
Starting point is 01:16:47 Why did you make a, why did you get a turkey and you wanted half a season? He told, that was like, he gave me an option and it sounded. He was out here. He was selling. Sell. That was what his pitch. That's what the pitch was. And it sounded like it was going to work because he's a chef.
Starting point is 01:17:01 You got mad because that shit ain't come out right. And it didn't come out right. You ain't never bought no half-sides. You ain't never bought no half a season. He's stuffed turkey. Jack did. Hey, I can make this shit a lemon purple. That man got that.
Starting point is 01:17:14 That man got that nigg got that niggottis. He put his skin on top of the turkey. This part, this part case. He wasn't even fried. That shit wouldn't even fried. You had a turkey with chicken skin. That's like, what the fuck? With chicken skin.
Starting point is 01:17:31 What? This shit ain't taste like KFC. With chicken skin on my turkey. And that baked chicken skin. Man, that fried turkey go hard. And we'll fuck with some smoke, but. I ain't ever had no fried turkey. That shit.
Starting point is 01:17:45 Oh, man. I told you my house 50-50. That shit like, huh? What that meant with 50-50? That shit like X-Fadler. You don't know what you eat when you unravel. that got their aluminum for it. Who made this?
Starting point is 01:18:01 Yeah. I always ate, I always ate better like that other folk spot. Yeah, yeah. And possum meat. No cap. Like, Thane gave him crummer. I'm pulling up in the plate.
Starting point is 01:18:11 Count on me. I'm the extra. I'm the extra that pull up. I'll take the extra. I don't give a fuck. We all country boys. Y'all, y'all fuck with our chitlins? No.
Starting point is 01:18:22 I was stanking-ha-house. I never ate no chit. Yeah, I never tried that shit. Keep that shit over there, man. He still eat that shit. That was high blood pressure coming from, man. I ain't got a high-gown, Jack. Yeah, I had cow tongue.
Starting point is 01:18:35 Damn, you don't have that too? Fuck, no, nigga. I ain't had that shit. Cow-tong? Yeah, yeah. The fuck you gonna eat a cowtong? That shit's so... That shit chewy.
Starting point is 01:18:44 It's a Southern delicacy. You can't even... Hey, what is it like, Jack? It's like Gizzards. Oh, hell, man. Chicken Gizzles? Yeah, chicken gizzleses. You fuck with chicken gizzles?
Starting point is 01:18:52 I don't like that. I don't like gills before. I don't like chicken liven. I'm like chicken gills. I'm talking about. Where are you out from? I eat gills. I eat meat before.
Starting point is 01:19:02 Love meat. That's tough. That did me take like it been running all day. That should take like... That should take like... The red meat. 28.5. That should tell like 80, style.
Starting point is 01:19:13 That shit like tawny. Y'all bullshit. That did me tell like, you could tell you can tell you, you can tell you. You get some of them deer sausage, bro. Dill steak. Dill burgers. Oh, God.
Starting point is 01:19:23 That boy eating it. What you think it is? I ain't never had no dig lizzie. I ain't never had no size. Everybody eat big lizzie. Y'all, I'm freaking. You're talking about food, man. That boy, that's it.
Starting point is 01:19:38 No, you're talking about glitz, say. What's talking about the motherfucking? That's dicklies. Nick, that shit, come up. You see it out. You freak in head, saying. You freak in head, saying. Put me the bud.
Starting point is 01:19:49 You freak in head, sir. What are there? Diggins. What are you? What are you? I think chicken gizzles in. It ain't no diglis. Niggas, niggas.
Starting point is 01:19:59 No, it's not. It's chicken stomachs. What a, nigger, when you're knack, you're knuck from your stomach. When they do that up? You knit from your stomach? Yeah. Like, goddamn, when you're in a nut. My belly bun.
Starting point is 01:20:17 I press the butt. I press the bun. Let me go ahead and get this about it. Let me go ahead and get this about it. That bud got that amphibian. That bud, aqua man. Watch your head, shawder. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:20:33 There's a big little bit. Belly bun must. No, they got that their beer. That's stupid stuff in for Thanksgiving. Fuck, no. That white people shit. I don't fuck no stuffing. No stuffing.
Starting point is 01:20:45 No dressing for me, man. What's the difference between dressing and stuffing? Yeah, there's no different. The name. Stuffing ain't in our house, old. Yeah. Ain't nobody making no stuff. See, you can't get dressing in a box.
Starting point is 01:20:56 You could get stuffing in a box. How you know? It's like stove soft stuffing. You ain't never seen no dressing box? I ain't never seen no stuffing. They got no. That's it. That's it.
Starting point is 01:21:08 What, stuffing in what? No, bro. What is you doing? Dressing start is cornbread, bro. This nina get informational. Dressing is corn bread, bro. What? So stuffing is corn bread, too?
Starting point is 01:21:22 Oh, it's like broken down bread. I don't know nothing that. We went loud in the kitchen, Nick. I ain't number of bread crumbs. We went loud. I just made them old fancy name. Ooh, that's stiff. Y'all, that's crumbled bread crumbs.
Starting point is 01:21:36 You didn't fucking it up for me. The fuck? You didn't need no stuffing? I didn't need to know that. You eat the bottom of the bag of the bread. Egg lab, butt in the hell. You ain't crumbed up booty bread. You need a booty bag of my bread.
Starting point is 01:21:48 We didn't crumbed up booty bread. We're making stuff. No, you're not. But a nigga did not fall with that booty bread, bro. The booty bread. That one. That one I know how freaking, bro. When you get grown.
Starting point is 01:22:00 I love booty bread. I love booty bread. You take the top booty bread in the bottom. I tell the top of butter bread, but I always stay, I wish. You move on. You move on the side. Nick, I wish they sold loaf of booty bread. The whole loaf of booty bread.
Starting point is 01:22:13 It's on one side. It goes down like a fate. Man, that's it going to be wigger head and you get to the end of that bread, well. What that's the end of that bread, bro? What that is? Yeas by that time. Damn, boy. Damn.
Starting point is 01:22:28 Sweet potato pie or pumpkin pie? I don't really fall with me. Dead glitz it. You got to do the Pepsi tellers. I'm a pound cake, Nick. Pound cake? Red velvet cake. Red velvet cake.
Starting point is 01:22:42 Red velvet. I ain't never been big on sweets. You don't like red velvet? You don't like red velvet? I don't like sweets for real. I'm for real. What? Sweets and shit.
Starting point is 01:22:49 Oh, yeah. There ain't never been a bit fan of that shit. I'm a pound cake. But get what? I love red velvet. You got to make it right here. Yeah, it got to be that real deal. Everybody don't know how to make real. I bet y'all don't know red velvet.
Starting point is 01:22:59 It ain't been chocolate cake. Yeah. You know, he knows. You know. You know. You know what I don't ask me about no fucking food. You're talking to Sherman Cluck, you know the thing. I ain't going to get mad because I know the else.
Starting point is 01:23:09 You're talking to a professional clump, Nick. You better go out of skinny, niggas. You're hanging with him. I said, you know, tink some shit. I said, he's no red baby chocolate. You're trying that nigga. You're trying to try. Fuck out of my bad.
Starting point is 01:23:22 saying thing, giving trivia, niggins. It's red. How did it red? Food color, man. Yeah, food cooked. Well, God, damn.
Starting point is 01:23:34 Am I smarter than the fifth bread? That nigga, that nigga, hell, man. That ain't smart in hell, okay. So, stuffing this bread and god damn red velvet, it's food color.
Starting point is 01:23:46 So how did manate then? No, no. I ate then. If you would have said that, but then take three percent. Like, I'm like, oh, that nigga, good. No, mayonnaise ain't shit but eggs and oil.
Starting point is 01:23:59 Eggs and oil. Huh? That's just eggs and oil. Eggs and oil? Yep. And it's whipped. Oh. I got whipped. Oh, like, that's why they say miracle is.
Starting point is 01:24:11 But I ain't, um, what, I ain't ketchup and mayonnaise is like some, when you put ketchup and mayonnaise on your mix it together? It's barbecue sauce. It's like some little, what? No, 1,000. Barbecue, so. Who's saying that? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:24:25 They be drinking the fuck out of Jack. Salad dress. Nick, yeah, that nigga. Y'all got some, y'all got some honeymole. Niggins got a hundred buster. This is how I knew hundred mothsit right here. Get that niggins and some relish and some opium.
Starting point is 01:24:40 Somebody gave that nigga a croaker chicken and said it's a turk. It's a blue cheese. Y'all leave my nigga Jack alone, man. This shit got to stop. Do you have to have a ham for Thanksgiving? I don't eat pork. We don't eat pork around there. It's the fuck you do?
Starting point is 01:24:54 No, I don't. You just eat them green? They're pork enough? They ain't ham mocking them. Real, bro? They ain't him mocking it, bro. I don't know. Why you ain't say that?
Starting point is 01:25:06 That was. I thought you started to eat pork, I ain't know. Nah, me a terrible motherfucker, man. Man, me a terrible motherfucker, that's a bit too, ain't gonna. You see what you been missing, my boy? You see what you've been missing, my wife? No, I ain't they're missing shit.
Starting point is 01:25:23 You see what you been missing my wife? I picked the meat out. I'm moving to the side, no did it. You even push it wrong, but you're going to beat to the side, no diddy. You even pussy wrong, but you won't eat no goddamn pork. Can't eat that shit. Oh, boy. With your real tongue.
Starting point is 01:25:40 With your real tongue, but you won't eat a piece of bacon. Can't eat no bacon. Can't eat no pork? That's kind of. That's the number one killing the black men. More, they ain't. Everything can't be number one. Man, this is what I understand.
Starting point is 01:25:53 We all got to die something any damn way. That shit got high blood pressure, brother. Why I don't have high blood pressure come from? So if you, you, you, your whole life without even begging and get hit by a car, then what you're going to say when you get a hell? Damn, I didn't miss that out on bacon, God. Hey, you ain't wrong with you, right? Right, but it ain't about, you know, we can see, so we're going to look both ways.
Starting point is 01:26:17 You know what I'm saying? You get to hit on your birthday? God's got that bacon sizzling when you get up now. Like all this time, I thought we couldn't eat it. Yeah, yeah. No, I don't eat bacon. God, like, you're going to tell God, man. You're going to twig.
Starting point is 01:26:32 This is some of the best shit I made. You're going to not eat God for baking. This is some of the best shit on my green earth. Yeah. I put that on me. That shit made me. Oh, my goodness. I don't know what the fuck.
Starting point is 01:26:45 I ate that shit in so long. I can tell, I know that ain't no point. I'd have smelt it, brother. That ain't no pork. We could taste that shit. I don't eat pork, bro. Nick, bro, nigga who don't eat pork, bro, we hate that shit. You can't be scared like, bro, that pork,
Starting point is 01:26:58 nigga gonna start feeling shit. He was like, bro, drop my blood. Bro, we start somebody. This nigga trying to convince himself. I don't know what pork smell. I would have smelled. I was tasting. I had to smell it, bro.
Starting point is 01:27:09 Turn to a peanut. Turn to a peanut. Hey, hey. He already said it burns. Turn to a baby man. Oik. Oik. That d'nig a pig, bird.
Starting point is 01:27:26 When we hate this shit, bro. Nah, but I can't eat those pork. That shit, a little. If I eat, if I was to eat some pork right now, bro, I'm going to the hospital. Okay, damn. It's been that long. That shit broke my body down.
Starting point is 01:27:40 Oh, damn. That shit is a blunt with a nigger that eat pork. No, I don't. I don't smoke with niggas. You want to smoke with niggas? When you stop smoking with nigg. Listen, it ain't got pork juice on the blunt. I didn't have, fuck.
Starting point is 01:27:49 Niggin'all. I had a whole pork down. Y'all gonna smoke my blood? Y'all gonna smoke my blood? What's your road that is? I don't suggest, point jobs. This is pork chop? Oh, man.
Starting point is 01:27:59 What about licking on the pork juice? Licking on the blood. I'm telling you can't. Put this ham in their blood. But real talk, if you eat the girl a lot, who got there and eat pork. Not there? No.
Starting point is 01:28:13 You're preaching now. You're preaching now. Take it home. So the pork juice went to her pussy. Yeah. You ever used to put it in the two saucy? She named Babe. That's my favorite.
Starting point is 01:28:24 That's my favorite game. Only you. Yeah. On the way, keep. The nigga down there thinking this bitch eat pork. They got it behind the pork. Bits ain't Bade two days. They made me two days.
Starting point is 01:28:40 They made me playing basketball. She got N1 shorts on. She's eating pork. Eat pork. That ain't no. That you're the second nigga to come to that house. You're the second to me. You're the second me.
Starting point is 01:28:54 You're the second me. I think he laughs here. A nigga he laughs. I can eat pork. But by the Trojan flavor. I see hot. Yeah, I ain't say hot color. They got ice and hot color.
Starting point is 01:29:11 Boy, you're going to skin. This thing is It's dumb it, bro Yeah Move it, bro No, no, nothing this shit got to do with things Yeah, no
Starting point is 01:29:27 This is all the shit We're thankful We're thankful I heard Lose That's how you like And he's like No, I said that's my That's my favorite can
Starting point is 01:29:35 Oh God That's sobby Pussy that got some Pussy flavor to It's a little bit I don't know if it's Neck just a little bit You let you know
Starting point is 01:29:43 It's pussy It's stank You know what stank? When you do like this, you're like, oh, yeah, that's pussy. You know what I know it. It do got like, it only stake like when a little wind. It ain't stanging a little twang, bro.
Starting point is 01:29:54 A little twang. Ain't a wrong with a twang. That's your season, though. Yeah. That's you, that's your smell. Yeah, I like a pussy that tastes like pussy. Me too, yeah. I got a little shit.
Starting point is 01:30:04 Yeah, I just find out ugly pussy. Pussy got a push smell on. Fat, fat, just fat, ugly, meat it, pussy. Fat, ugly. Beat it. Yeah, I like it like that. That motherfucker fucking, frown. I'm gonna bet you.
Starting point is 01:30:15 Soon they come out the page. That one's gonna look like, earn a gold, the cap. All this, roast, they're like, earn and gold the cow. Come on. They're gonna, they're gonna' out on the P's. Super. Ben Raines come out. We got the meats.
Starting point is 01:30:28 On paper. On paper, crazy these day, but. Nah, ain't that crazy than twirl. Listen, bro. What's you talking about? Oh, yeah. You got to be careful. You know that what they're saying to.
Starting point is 01:30:43 You don't want to see you. That's what they sing it to? Let me, what the fuck? I got to get out of that. Yeah! I don't even want to do this thing. I like that type of shit on my address. They dedicated on Twitter, hey.
Starting point is 01:30:54 They dedicated. They do this shit all day, every day. I'm like, damn. Don't know. I don't want to fuck every day. Yeah. Twitter be trying to nigg. Do not open this thread in public.
Starting point is 01:31:05 Bitch who? I'm going to do that. Hey. I don't care. You know that. I see that. Cut that shit down. I don't need no noise.
Starting point is 01:31:13 They put the CC. I don't want to see it. You know what that CC stand for? Check it. I don't want to see it. Oh, they say check the comment, but the video playing in the comments. Oh, man. That's crazy.
Starting point is 01:31:26 Oh, man. That bit got punched. They got punched. They got a push. They got a speed, babe. Yeah, that puts have been in the car wrecked and so. Oh, shit. That'd be that rocking and bow winkle, motherfucker.
Starting point is 01:31:43 I can't believe you've done this to me. That Pussy didn't even 4-1-1 pain. That big got some balls, man. That's a ball, man. Yeah, on your weakest friends. Yeah, that motherfucker is right, don't. Let me see it. That shit crazy.
Starting point is 01:31:59 That pussy got stung by a bee. Yeah, put it on your good ass. Hold on. Put it up. Put it right in. Where that shit like a herny? Look at J-O-N. I'm going to knock their laptop over and try to see.
Starting point is 01:32:09 Wow. That's crazy. Wow. Bring it up a little closer. I know what that is. That fluid. Man, that nigg was to lick your phone. That niggins about that's fluid.
Starting point is 01:32:20 Like the bitch just sprained the pussy. It's not a knee. Now, that's fluid. She went and got that taken out. Give me a fault, God. Give me my treasure. That shit crazy. Man, that shit, baton.
Starting point is 01:32:35 She looks like a ketchup mitt. When I hear me down, I can't just a minute. That's a big. That's my goodness. I'm not such a pain, motherfucker! Oh, Negro League ass pussy. That's one of the ones where they be talking shit before you pitch.
Starting point is 01:32:52 Right here, give me the old stuff right here. He's right there in the breadbasket. That's the old stuff, that's the old stuff. That's the old stuff. That's the old stuff. That's the same lap, pussy right now. That's the same life pussy right now. And that motherfucker Jang-Lane was thought.
Starting point is 01:33:11 Hey, Jay Link, put that motherfucker right there on them. Yeah, that might have been one of them, brittal, I don't want to them. That's that my ceiling right there. Hey, that's a lot. I said, well, what the fuck is that? Man, don't never show up, man. Don't show up like that. You got to let a motherfucker know.
Starting point is 01:33:27 You got that. I'm getting married. Man, pull your goddamn. That ain't what you looking for. That's what I want right now, boy. Nah, you're trying to go fat. You think of fool. I'd like, wait till you get that leg off up and running.
Starting point is 01:33:40 What did you do? Put it right here. Put it right here. Tell it right. Tell it right. You should have been that last night. Tell my boo-moon right. I'm going to come.
Starting point is 01:33:52 Get on. Who's that last night, Ray? My man, poker, letting it ride. Boy. Get us a wash outside and wipe on that table while I'll whoop your ass. What's the movie you got to watch round Thanksgiving with the family.
Starting point is 01:34:11 Darno. The Grinch of that's the old Christmas. Really? Home alone, one of my go-tolewood. Rolewood. I definitely say Rolewood. I swear on everything. You know, you were going to say Roaldwood.
Starting point is 01:34:21 Yes, nigger. I'm everything. With Vin-Rain? Yeah. Big Baby going to fight. Big Baby going to fight. Shoot, too. On everything I love, I was definitely saying Roaldwood.
Starting point is 01:34:30 I don't know why. I don't know why Roaldwood a good move. Big Baby going to do. Get Big Baby up out of that. You saw that nigga fall right out of the window with his big ass. They shot the shit out of the big baby in that window. That's you stupid, bro. They told you, big man.
Starting point is 01:34:50 They didn't look at the big dumb ass. He said with big ass. They fought me, babe, man. You saw, say, oh. You said, oh. Oh. Oh. What do you say, Jack?
Starting point is 01:35:07 Oh. Nick got shot before they pulled all the way up. They got to be on the way down. They're from the distance. Hey, man, they hung that nigga three times in the movie. He still lived and shit with that big-ass-a-neck, man. Who that, Ben-Rane? Mr. Man.
Starting point is 01:35:26 That nigga was taking his arm out of that goddamn shit. But don't nobody say nothing about the role. He doesn't play. They'd be on everybody in the head. Like, yeah, he doesn't get in his dream. He cussed me out of holiday. He cussed me out of holiday. Like a punk fiction was worse than holiday jazz.
Starting point is 01:35:39 He got to be out about that shit. He didn't get, what happened? I said, Dad, why are you playing that shit when you let the nigga fucking ass on the goddamn shit? He said, what do you think about punk or something, nigga? You think I'm my motherfucking punk or some shit? No, I'm not saying, I'm just saying, why would you, you just say, like, y'all, why I got to do this part? Why I got to do this part? Why do we need this in the movie?
Starting point is 01:35:58 That's what I'm trying to say. And he said, hey, man, it's just acting, man. It's just acting, brother. You know what I'm saying? It's a role. You know, you be, you'll be lucky. to be, get fucked in the ass in the movie. You'd be lucky to get fucking ass in the movie.
Starting point is 01:36:10 Damn. How many movies have you got, son? Damn, shit, I didn't. Welcome back to the Analyse House show. Yeah, that shit took a dog, too. I'm just sitting here like the fuck. God, damn. He told me to hear me to fucking the fuck out.
Starting point is 01:36:29 Damn, Jack. That's why he started showing his ass on stage. You can walk. You want that movie. You start advertising. that motherfucker. He changed my mind. You saw I put that on display.
Starting point is 01:36:40 He ain't got that? He opened my eyes, You're trying to get... Me and y'all niggins. Y'all niggliss. Y'all don't want no real talent in your shit. Yeah, yeah. Damn, Jack.
Starting point is 01:36:52 I'm going to broadcast that motherfucker. I'm trying to get in, bro. I don't know about to try that and rain by that shit, boy. That nigga name man came up with nothing. I like to watch Clark Griswold, man, the National Lampoon, Christmas Vacation. Hey, get what?
Starting point is 01:37:06 I got what? I'm a bit fan. of the Christmas store, though. I ain't even going to lie, you'll put your eye out. Yeah, that's shit. I go out of money talk at any time of the year. Oh, yeah, for sure.
Starting point is 01:37:15 They'll cut on money talk. My business, man. None of that. I used to be back in the day with all your cousins and shit. Y'all used to just gather around the teeth and just watch it for a fucking movie, man.
Starting point is 01:37:23 I kid don't do that shit, though. You ever try to play a movie for your child, like one of your old movie, they ain't fucking with it. What's a guy? Yeah. You're like, hey, look, this part right here.
Starting point is 01:37:35 You're in there by yourself. You're looking on, aren't interested in this shit. Yeah, next time. You add extra laughs on to the shit. Look at loud. Hey, look. I hate this shit, man, when you know they spend the miss a good... Nah, you got to watch their part right here.
Starting point is 01:37:49 And they still not giving them... They walk on. See, this was the first house party right here. But let me tell you something. You can't play that shit. You don't play the house party doing the... What, them kid? These kids, man, so shit.
Starting point is 01:38:03 We got to watch Friday after next, too. Listen, don't let them. Don't let them like the movie, but you feel like that nigger, but you're that dad at the year. You're like, that big of fuck with that shit. This Christmas? See, my kid, they'd be faking it. I still watch this Christmas. Yeah, old Christmas, right?
Starting point is 01:38:17 The shit, D.C. N'emian. Yeah, almost Christmas. Yeah, I watched that, too. She, we got a little one with Eddie Murphy. You got to watch that criminal movie, too. But see, one thing about Christmas. Hey, boy, what's that?
Starting point is 01:38:27 Hey, Kay Lane. Hey, hey. There's no lie, bro. I had it from me for all more Christmas. I think I invited more. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. Bro.
Starting point is 01:38:40 We were so deep in that motherfucker. We were deep in there. I thought you was in it. I said, no. We didn't get in the car watching free. How long ago that was? That was about nine years ago, eh? In 2016?
Starting point is 01:38:56 Damn, yeah. Did y'all level up for some cookies out for Santa Claus and they still were there the next day? Man, my poe told me early. Santa Claus ain't never bought you shit. I believe that white man bought you here. What age you were when your parents told you, though? I told me early, like, nah.
Starting point is 01:39:11 Oh, yeah. I believe that white man bought you something, Shaught. I'm like, he ain't bought that. Man, because, you know, kids will think that Santa Claus did it, and it ain't them, so you be talking crazy. Man, my fo' was like, hey, gang. Oh, yeah. That's cool, that's a little fun. Bish out there ain't bought you shit.
Starting point is 01:39:29 I know what we were there. Well, I stayed there. I knew it wasn't a white man coming over there. But you're not coming over here. There ain't no man coming over here. up here. We don't have chimneys. Black people don't have shit. But I'm in the project. What are he going to come out from? That nigga. That nigga breaking the inner. He's going to get shot in there before.
Starting point is 01:39:43 It's gone. It's on the door. On God. I remember that shit. I was nervous as fuck. How are you going to get in the project? We ain't got no chimney. You left the door over? No, we ain't leave the door. You never leave no cookies for no, nigga, man. And what happened to me? My little sister, her birthday on the 21st of December. My dad had got-down Kevin so so damn real with me. Like, hey, your sister's been to be born.
Starting point is 01:40:04 I'm gonna tell you to get some shit after Christmas. I said, what about Santa Claus? He said, there ain't no Santa Claus. That, nigga, this is a fucked-up way to tell you me. I'm a bad on my sister who's on that. That fucked up. I'm like, man, I can't get shit. Hello, you, man.
Starting point is 01:40:22 That nigger front of me and shopping spree. No, no, no, that's true. Hello, you man. Oh? I loo you baby. Nick Crip? No. January, right before school, the nigger started,
Starting point is 01:40:34 me get a few toys, all the good shit gone. They don't get all the boy shit. They got cup balls. I don't get the shit they don't took back the shit been on. They got home. They brought in their candy land. What the hell?
Starting point is 01:40:49 Who don't get about that candy land that's 15 years of? You got to ease the bake oven. Hey, what that juice is? Two strawberry cakeless. Did you ever eat the shit out of the east back oven? Yeah, that shit was nice. That shit ain't real.
Starting point is 01:41:07 You believe that goddamn Michael A kid. The cookie was always, they always got eight first. But I always, see, he kid never got done. Your kid don't, don't understand the shit, the infomercial. And then you ask you. Oh, yeah, watch that shit. But I ain't never get none of that shit. Never.
Starting point is 01:41:25 None of that. And you only could get it out of the commercial. I ain't get none of that shit. Moons shoes. Man get none of that shit. Man, I ain't get none of that shit. Man, I got a slinky. You heard a thing?
Starting point is 01:41:37 Good for a girl and a boy? What about a slinky? What about slinky? What about slinky? Slinky was some bullshit. He was some bullshit, right? After that motherfucker walked down the steps, one good time. That bit walked down the step one time.
Starting point is 01:41:49 It'll do it. That they drill out on a lottery ticket. I still got it. That nigga dread like we're dead off fresh bruce. Ah! Ah! Oh. So people.
Starting point is 01:42:03 I got to go. I love you. A nigga born in the head up, he was like, I love you. Yeah, I'll be back for you, Will. I'll be back for you. Something came up. Something came up. That thing ain't laughing at your hat, fly.
Starting point is 01:42:18 Appreciate it, father. That nigga had to come up. Ben Marine. Son. Chicken George. I got to go. The hell with him! Why he don't want me, man?
Starting point is 01:42:33 What he don't want me, man? He don't want to be there. I had four great summers. Four great summers. I went on my first date. You know, I even got my own car. Right. You know, then I'm gonna have to feel.
Starting point is 01:42:45 Right. Tuck your shit, gay. He don't want me, Uncle Bill. Right. Tuck your shit, okay. Yeah. It's fine. I'm right.
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Starting point is 01:45:49 is when a man sends me money. Like, I feel the moisture between my legs when the man sends me money. I'm like, oh my God, it's go time. You actually sent it? Listen to the good mom's bad choices,
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Starting point is 01:47:44 All the bitch came out of Uncle Phil. He was like, well, baby. He put his hand on the back of his head. He did. That shit crazy, bud. Touching moments. When is it too soon to put up your Christmas tree? She is. You put that motherfucker up now. Yeah, my shit. You're gonna be up right now.
Starting point is 01:47:58 Yeah, it can be up. Yeah, it could be up before Thanksgiving. But I think so, too. I mean, right after Halloween. After Halloween, that's the tree up. Don't put the tree up. You want to you to take all that bad-a-cad can to get them cabins in your mouth. Tree up.
Starting point is 01:48:11 Tree up, man. No, buddy, my fo' put that shit up. Right after Halloween? Man, right after Halloween. I know some motherfuckers can never take their shit down. He's just only supposed to smithers. You always remember that shit being up early November. Yeah, that shit.
Starting point is 01:48:23 Unplug them up. Yeah, they're unplugged. What? Some people don't. You don't take it out. They just flung it up. Now, that motherfucker might stay up about February to March, but it's going up.
Starting point is 01:48:34 Black history. Black history tree? Yeah. If you keep leaving it up in February? You got the shit that the branches, is it? Is it a real tree or is it a fake tree? You know, like a Timberlin tree.
Starting point is 01:48:44 Where, they ain't a noose on the motherfucker. Oh, okay. I mean, I used to love the live. Put the shit back out of you, though. We didn't never fuck with them. For real. Real trees? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:48:53 The real tree, you got a water. I'm bitch, boy. And then they got on. shit on your floe? Yeah. Yeah, when you take it in the house. Then you might fuck around and some be living in that motherfucker. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:49:03 Because I remember plenty of family members and had shit jump about their goddamn tree. Yeah, yeah. Squirrels and shit. It was a squirrel in your Christmas tree? Man, love, come on, bro. No boy shit. There ain't no fur.
Starting point is 01:49:15 No boy. Over my fucking auntie house. And they stayed in the tree. Hold too much. That wasn't no rare tree. They got that shit with my side. He got that shit last minute. Outside the grocery store.
Starting point is 01:49:30 He ate all the popcorn off your tree. That was back when they used to sell them shit. Like Walmart used to sell a tree. And like you can get one at like Kroger or some shit. They fucked around and waited like two weeks before Christmas. The bitches had been out there. So when they brought it to the crib, they decorated the motherfucking all that shit. They acting a goddamn fool.
Starting point is 01:49:49 Little baby squirrel. Then ran up out there, motherfucker. In the house. My uncle had to come all away from work to get the bitch. They had the avid and the chipmunk in that bit. Yeah, it wasn't like on the movie where a motherfucker jumped out in Grandma's face with no shit like that. Nigga, I worked at a tree farm one crystal.
Starting point is 01:50:10 So you're, you're acting like you won't know nothing about this shit. What, live tree? Yeah, I worked at a tree for him when I was in the eighth grade. We got down a nigga, oh, y'all niggas. Yeah, a tree phone. Tree phone. He would jump the tree down. Tuck your shit.
Starting point is 01:50:26 Where you get a job at the tree for them? Where you find out about the job with? Like when your mom and them know somebody and then they... Yeah. So look, bro, they're high-haw. That company should go out of business. No, they need to bring that shit back. Yeah, they're high hustle.
Starting point is 01:50:39 The tree might be $55. I tell them, look, I'd swap your tag. You just tip me real good. So I get them... I get them a $38 and switched it for the $55, so they're gonna pay $40 for the tree because it's gonna cost you a dollar to bail it and a dollar to drill the hole.
Starting point is 01:50:54 So they pay $4. Then they throw me 10. So I do that about six, seven times a day. I'm leaving that $7 a dollar. You can't tell me shit at that. That's a good movie, right? That's a good movie, right? That's a good movie, that's a Christmas tree, boy.
Starting point is 01:51:05 That's a good money. What you say? That's a good movie with a Christmas tree boy. Yeah. I think I had all that shit. You had a T-Mac jersey on with some tingle. I was fresh a month coming back to school. You were better than me, boy.
Starting point is 01:51:17 What did you went back in school with? Target. Oh, that's some bullshit. You had them Pamble Jacks? I don't know what the fuck that shit said. It was be thankful. for. You see them bad, you're a bag, see through.
Starting point is 01:51:29 Them niggas see what type of clothes you got. They're like, ooh. You came to Target, my. But see, now you could got down put that shit together at Target and Walmart back then. But you knew. Now, you know Target at Walmart back then. Now, you knew the clue.
Starting point is 01:51:43 That's like she. They got some fine shit going on. They got some shit. They got some shit you can put together now. I used to always feel bad for the kids who had to get them shoes out of there. What, to all. Because, like, because like,
Starting point is 01:51:54 that. This motherfucker's, like, this back. When, like, fake shoes was obviously fake. You know, every time some New Jordans came out, they had, like, the knockoff version of the Jordan, and I'm like, boy, that bitch is horrible. The Michael Jackson's shoes was in the house. Pro-wing?
Starting point is 01:52:07 You remember Pro-Wing? You know, pro-wing? You know, you know the pro-wing? Oh, hell no. He fought the pro-wing, guy. Nah, this back when there was some bullshit. I was taking these shoes out of the seat while in that shoes. See, my mom got down, we went a little way.
Starting point is 01:52:20 That was a good feeling, too. That was a good feeling, too. That was a little way. Oh, yeah. You're just doing shit in that back budget for a layaway. Then when it's time to get that shit off, you see, you don't get everything. You get one for that shit.
Starting point is 01:52:32 No, we're going to get nothing to that shit. They didn't get that money back for the receipt. Yeah, yeah. They were like, baby, I don't have lost my receipt. They took my money. You got your way away money back? Then you start rotating that old shit. You don't go get that.
Starting point is 01:52:47 They'll get your money back for layer one. No, when you don't, because you don't got to put down, but what? You can go put $200 worth of shit in there for $10. Yeah, that's it. But, nigga, going to Walmart, though, as a nigga with money, bro, is one of the best fill of it ever. You were, like, kid and cat of that shit. Oh, you give me whatever.
Starting point is 01:53:02 But give me, I just bought some shit. You know, I'm just about that shit, man. Fuck. Give me a jet ski. You know, Walmart is the super center just for that, right? They make you not go nowhere. You know, you get a TV in their motherfucker. A scooter. Add some groceries. A couch.
Starting point is 01:53:16 Shit, what a car. We got, we got BB guns down there. You get a slams and squirrel. You get some glass. Yeah, you get some glass. Get your eyes checked. No cap. Don't get your next to town. You get some pussy in there, too.
Starting point is 01:53:27 100%. Yeah, and late night. You remember 24 hours? You know Walmart ain't 24 hours no more. No, that's a mountain bike. No, you can't go walk in Walmart at 2 o'clock in the morning no more, but we're going to Walmart. We went to Walmart. Warned a lot of course.
Starting point is 01:53:41 You're getting it. They're going back in the corner fucking wild. Everybody high. Everybody has on eyes. Everybody gets to. You see it from miles nine, man. Everybody keep a lot. Bring Walmart back.
Starting point is 01:53:52 He'll watch a lot. 24 hours. We were thankful for that shit. We knew we could go get something anytime for the day. Hey, man. Let me go back there and get a gang right quick. There's some butt cheeks in there, boy.
Starting point is 01:54:02 We get some fruits and rubbers and college football 25. Pats. Nick, I used to steal so much at the Walmart. Hey, hey. Why would you say that? We want to come back. Why would you say that? Nah, that was a daytime.
Starting point is 01:54:14 They ain't have shit to do with 24 hours. Man, I was still in that 6 o'clock. Boy, wake up in the morning, in the morning. Why would you say it? I think I had a motherfucking DVD cut. You just get on the inlet and confess the crap. What else you did? Nigger, there's a movie.
Starting point is 01:54:29 It's still. It's the Christmas Street boy. I was still a DVD. I was walking out of the door. That nigga said, Walmart Prevention Center, put your hands on. Yeah, lost prevention. Put your hands on.
Starting point is 01:54:42 Where you put the DVD in your ass? That nigga here. You put some shit. They're sharp in his hands. Yeah, yeah. It's like, too. It's like that. How about that?
Starting point is 01:54:52 I used to have Super Nintendo Chavez. It's true. Yeah, yeah. Nah, bro. It's straight. I just pop up and then just put the whole disc in my damn fight. For real. I had a whole DVD collection, Brian, every DVD there.
Starting point is 01:55:08 My mama got caught in Walgrey and still in some rubble. I ain't my mama. I ain't started shot lifting out, bro. For real? Like today, like the day, if I go in the store, brother, I've been drinking something like that, and that line too long, I'm walking out of the store with that shit got in. With wet, though.
Starting point is 01:55:23 Like, it might be a tall bottle of water or something like that. I don't know, bitch. Or blue store a minute. What? Y'all ain't never got burnt in it when a little blue store happened like that. Nick, he don't need one to buy the minutes. And they don't even want to buy the minutes. You'll pay for that shit, gang.
Starting point is 01:55:42 It'd be a bad bitch in line. You need that shit, baby that shit. But I don't be standing them long. And then he's trying to get in like a motherfucker. I don't go back in the line. Puckin'all going to pop that bitch. Puckin' pocket full of money, too. I'm out of here.
Starting point is 01:55:53 Leg shaking. You need to use that shit while you in now, dude. Put that shit on while you waiting. Way to the cash restaurant. Ah, damn. That shit, we don't click then when you got to the car.
Starting point is 01:56:05 Damn, Jack. He needs. So long, you never stole to not the store. No. Man, you cabin, man. I'm still, nigga. Niggie, now you don't.
Starting point is 01:56:14 Nick, I still in there. Everybody stole as a kid, bro. Remember this version of him right here, the successful version. He forgot all about that. Who was that? Who is that?
Starting point is 01:56:28 Who is that? You don't understand. I think I just get on this show and talk shit. L'all's always had everything. I ain't never had to steal nothing. Not even because I just wanted to. Don't say still shit. That was Carlos Mello from stuff.
Starting point is 01:56:41 I ain't still shit. Carlos Bela. That was Baby Bird. That nigg got all to eat her. Baby Bird. Baby Bird was. Baby Bird was. What a thing.
Starting point is 01:56:51 Yeah. You still? That's why he got to know. That's why he got to know. He was a ninja back there. It was a sense. He was still. He was not a problem.
Starting point is 01:57:01 I was still shit. I stole some raisins one time. It was at school and they gave everybody some raisins. I fucked with him so hard. I stole shit they were giving away. Yeah, everybody. I just told somebody else I wanted some more. Right.
Starting point is 01:57:18 Why did you steal that? I was constipated. Nah, I didn't never steal from the... I stole, like, some baseball cards and some shit from another motherfucker, but I ain't never... Oh, yeah, you... Love one for a hand in the hand. Let me see that?
Starting point is 01:57:31 Mine, man, man. Oh, shit. You were wrong. Strong army shit. Man, give me that shit. You're laying, man. Played, man. Give me these bay ball cards.
Starting point is 01:57:42 If you eat some food in the stone, is it stealing if you ate it in the snow? No. And you didn't walk out with it? No. And you didn't walk out? That's stealing, guy. Because it's inside of you.
Starting point is 01:57:50 It's inside of you. That's stealing, guys. They get that taste it. Yeah. I'm the type of a nigga, like, if you don't ring it up, then y'all ain't going to say nothing. That's stillin' man. Like, you saw me eat these motherfuckers.
Starting point is 01:58:00 They ain't see you. Like, I'm not going to tell you like, hey, you're going to bad. You eat it on the low guy. Yeah, yeah. That's great. Huh? You eating it on a low. Your ass stealing.
Starting point is 01:58:08 What dad did you stole that shit? I don't, I don't pour on some grapes in the goddamn gross. Bigger, bro. I had to stop. Don't clean them bitches off or nothing. Hey, my little girl got that shit, man. She don't need no how to whisper. She said, Dad, we ain't getting no grapes.
Starting point is 01:58:21 I said, man, shit the hell, love. You got loose grapes in your pocket. You're like, get the fuck out of everything. Dad, give me a couple more. You walk on that aisle. You go down that aisle. You go down that out. You ain't getting no grapes.
Starting point is 01:58:33 You can't go to the grape aisle. No, they don't beat you too. All of them bad. You're like, boy, what? Everybody has nothing got some. Everybody on tap them bitch. Ain't nothing but the soft ones at the top. No, it's great.
Starting point is 01:58:44 Everybody will tap them bitch. He's just a vine left of that bitch. girl, Mama Cobber. She was like, you'd be letting her get grapes out of start to start. Say, hell, no. Why do you say that? You think I am. I'm like, man, hey, stop telling everything we do. Some stuff is just lost. They're going to tell. They're going to tell them. What it is, boy? No stealing, man.
Starting point is 01:59:01 You've got to be thankful, man. You got to be thankful for that. Be thankful. You didn't get cold. Y'all don't grow the country, man. That time I stole something, I shot in the parking out. I was like, nah. I still rode off with it. But I'm saying that time. That's my last time, but I felt bad though in the park like I had money.
Starting point is 01:59:20 I was like, you know what, that ain't right. How are you, the last time you stole, how long? I don't want to be a thief no more. I don't like when you, like, little like at Steve is or Walgreen and ain't nobody there to ring you out. And they're like, I'm trying to be a good jail. Now, why? I start speaking a bit.
Starting point is 01:59:39 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, let's you talk to yourself. As soon as you go over, you like, hey, you need help. I'm like, damn, dude, what the fuck you go. You start getting on that. Hey, y'all need to be in here, man. People can walk up out this motherfucker. Yeah, you start trying to tell them.
Starting point is 01:59:52 You're trying to tell them. You're trying to steal. I'm going. Nah, I felt bad, bro. Fuck, feeling bad. Fuck that shit. You need to have security. The best shit to steal is food.
Starting point is 02:00:03 That's the easiest shit to steal. That's the best shit. Like if you work somewhere and they be like, you gotta pay for your food, man, shut the fuck up. Like at Kroger, nobody should pay for their food. Just eat it. Like if you work there? Put it to the side.
Starting point is 02:00:16 Who the fuck watching you? And Kroger? Yeah. You know, they got that deadly. They got that, like, buffet. And a good one. And you know they throw that food out. Man, the nigga eat food in the grocery store.
Starting point is 02:00:25 You know this d'n't up to something. You should eat it so you know what you serve. Why the fuck is you eating food in the grocery store? I ain't going to like Kroger got some good-ass chicken. That shit don't even sound right. I used to fuck. I used to fuck public. You're eating food in the grocery store.
Starting point is 02:00:39 If you can't wait. How you steal the fuck out of that bitch? Nigga, you homeless? Some nigga might be. I'm out. Damn. Damn. Damn.
Starting point is 02:00:45 You mean you had enough patience to dry there? You didn't have enough patience to dry back? My whole shirt wear this shit. I don't... I don't... I don't put the fill of my... You put a fill of cheese steak in my chair. No bread.
Starting point is 02:01:00 All that... No, no bread loose. No. When you go through the dolly shit, Bubble used to cook all that shit. So you just put meat and cheese in? No, nigg. I got pebbles on that bitch.
Starting point is 02:01:11 On that, all that shit. All that shit doesn't leak no much shit. I don't smell like a Philly for two each train. Hey, what's Friendsgiving and can men go? What? That's what I want to know? What the fuck is Friendsgiving, bro? Man, some shit, these bitch that want to-
Starting point is 02:01:29 Another stupid of the old donkey Chuck Stru-Loo. That's all it is. Motherfuckers made that up. Yeah. It's just where people get together with their friends and eat for Thanksgiving. Is that because they don't have family? With who? Not necessarily because they don't have family.
Starting point is 02:01:43 People might be trashed. They want to get together on thing again, instead of being around their family. Yep. So they're... Some kind of where a... Stop. Just say you want a hand.
Starting point is 02:01:53 Yeah! That's it instead of family, but... Some kind of way a book bag pop up. Now they're playing Caritia, please, and even trying to push. Suck you're kidding and shit. Have you ever? Everybody's head going on.
Starting point is 02:02:08 Let's have a hat up. Look at the titty next to you. What the hell is this? I ain't never know. Why the hell the hell? Why do you y'all know about the niggins and do none of this shit? I just suck a titty as a friend. Have you ever played Carrecia Blee?
Starting point is 02:02:23 That shit for the women, brother. The women get together and they go down. You got a game? Hell yeah, that shit, freak is a motherfucker, too. Huh? No, I found the bitch had the car. I'm like, damn, what y'all be doing over there? Why y'all ain't invite me?
Starting point is 02:02:34 Yeah, somebody, I went over there. I was suck the titty to the left of me. It was one, one car made me pee on a girl when I played that. Hold on your right. One car made me pee on a girl. You're talking about you. You're talking about you. That's the damn left.
Starting point is 02:02:47 You're talking about the damn left. I'm talking about the titty to the left. I'm saying. I'm saying that with the car. I'm saying that what the car says, Lowe's. I ain't talking about what? The car said. The car is up.
Starting point is 02:02:59 He's the little one with some . That's the left. He's the only one with some cheese. That's the only one with some cheese. I didn't got tinnies too. He just got that. I ain't got no more milk. I ain't got no more milk.
Starting point is 02:03:11 Hey, man. No, what they be doing, though, playing that little game, bro. No, guys. Rich, please, bro. Niggas ain't got no game like that. Slap the nigga to the right of you. You'd be a beef with one of your whole boys.
Starting point is 02:03:24 Slap the shit out of the niggins standing to the right at you. Hey, y'all, they play that girl. It should be a rule. I'm going to come out with my car. They're going to have a credit game. They're going to crack up a game called Diddy, please. Niggins. I have a free game, bro.
Starting point is 02:03:44 Thump the neck, thump the neck, son of the dick. You and the person who sent across you jump up and clap asses. Hey man, what's the foot growing show? Do an ass fire. You and the nigger that she jump up clap asses in there. Do an ass fire. You have no ass fire. Oh, powder, toast, man.
Starting point is 02:04:17 They get it to the air fire. Get your game now. Did it please, dot on. Did it please? Get your head fire. Oh, man. You're going to settle? I'll be going to North, boy.
Starting point is 02:04:35 Hell now. I'm thankful the election over. Yeah, that's fine. Man, no text messaging, boy. Oh, you're paying that shit on with, boy. Who gave them to our number? They already had it. And they put your names on, like, digger motherfuck were like,
Starting point is 02:04:48 hey, niggum, say, hey, A-Y-E, Otis, Debbie Y-D, what you doing? Come to your nearest voting pose. I'm like, what the fuck is that? They're talking to me like a regular nigga, bro. I'm like, I thought they were really a bit texting me or something. I'm like, oh, shit. They're like, no, that ain't it, guy.
Starting point is 02:05:02 I'm glad that shit is over it. I'm glad that shit is over. We tried. Don't folks worse the scale likely, boy. Yeah. Sometimes it's scam likely to be really people. You got to pick up. You're like, man, why don't you say scam like, man?
Starting point is 02:05:16 They'd be regular folk. That nigger. They're like, they're retarded. Like, y'all ain't, y'all don't know how I know y'all scamming. It's say scamming. They'll pick up the phone and have a whole conversation. Especially when he hit that little shit and then they started talking. He's like, what the fuck the beep shit?
Starting point is 02:05:30 It's this stuff out of it is. So I'm they saying, you're on the record it? I ain't going. There's no record shit. I'm trying to cut their ass out. I was like, man, fuck you. He was like, this fuck for you. The motherfuckers to be obviously a scam.
Starting point is 02:05:43 Yes, you know, all of us, such a security in the income tax right now. Give me how such a security number? Are you ever to make payment today? I'm telling you. You give me shit. Fuck you. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 02:05:58 I mean, I can find that nigga who they're looking for. They be like, yeah, are you the junk? I'm like, I can't be finding them. Can you read it? Are they, can you get any contact with them? What you're looking for, Nick? That scammed over the phone, gang. That's why they tried to get older people, though.
Starting point is 02:06:12 By 700, bitch, paid it. They had the thing she owes some shit that she was gonna go to jail. But I was already in jail. So if I was out, I'd help her. See, they need a man to lead, you know what I'm saying? She'll by herself. Bits, use the money to get me out to keep herself out of trouble.
Starting point is 02:06:26 So I had to stay in there a little longer. You know what I'm saying? Damn. They paid to keep herself out of jail. That's bullshit. You can pay the invisible bud. Mm-hmm. At this point in life, do y'all answer numbers you don't know?
Starting point is 02:06:39 If you ain't stored, won't pick up. Shoot me a tick. I do it there once in a while because I'll be having some people number that I ain't say. I don't give a fuck. You better text me. You know how to text me? Identify yourself.
Starting point is 02:06:50 I don't go see if there's a message. I was like, all right, we ain't have no message. You better text me. Yeah, you better tip me. I ain't picking up. It might be a motherfucker and you ain't trying to speak to. This is Agent Thriller from the FBI. Mansell speaking?
Starting point is 02:07:02 Hell no, I might be a nigga who'd be looking for you. Yeah, there's been a lot of motherfuckers calling me. I don't never want to talk to. Hey, fool, I've been trying to reach it, man. Man. She's crazy. We take a boss. Yeah. Damn.
Starting point is 02:07:13 Keep trying, big. This nigga knows my phone. Hello. I just switched on. Hello. Dixon, you're stupid. What's so, boy? Hello.
Starting point is 02:07:23 No. Don't. They keep playing, man. Run. Stop talking about that. That's you. Stop calling you, father. I get mad.
Starting point is 02:07:32 Stop calling it. The worst shit is when you block a motherfucker and they call you from a take that. Some bullshit games. Man, my fuck called me seven to seven times in a row. I'd have been there. I'd have been around.
Starting point is 02:07:44 My phone did one time. Like, I'm talking about 77 consecutive calls. I'd have been there. Didn't let up, boy. I had about 22. I was like, man, a motherfucker really will keep to continue.
Starting point is 02:07:56 You don't answer none of them. That's wild. No, I got this shit on my phone. That thing is saved it as a photo. If I don't have your fucking number saved. You said to just about to come to everybody else. It won't even go through. Oh, yeah, I got this.
Starting point is 02:08:09 That shit on my phone, too, if it ain't say it won't go through. How do y'all do that? It's on your settings. I got a app. That I pay for it. Oh, it's on your setting, though. You ain't got to go there. Go to your settings.
Starting point is 02:08:18 I need that. Nah, I got a lot of, not weird. No, it won't even come through. No, it won't even come through. It's just sad. That bitch ain't say. That bitch ain't slide. So that's what niggas been doing to me? Yeah, most dead.
Starting point is 02:08:32 But not picking up. You got a text and tell them you, you're a different person. Jack Nibbans. That you don't change. You ain't Honey Bunn. That niggins never ain't saved than nobody from them. Every time they probably got you
Starting point is 02:08:43 saved up on a hundred buns. We're like, man, I ain't got this. I ain't deal of me shit. Fuck that, okay. Don't answer. It's Honey buns. That boy buns. Hey, B, B.
Starting point is 02:08:53 Boy said, I ain't showing my ass. I showed him my cheek, though. Yeah, that nigga called. Hey, what's up? This honey. Honey, who? Nicar Honey buns. With the Z, baby.
Starting point is 02:09:04 That boy, fine. Baby. With this Z, baby. This honey. It's honey. One thing I can't say the bull walk up on smoke. Oh, man. Tell him again.
Starting point is 02:09:14 That boy walk up on smoke. Stay ready to die for this shit, man. He just don't know where the fuck he's going. Man, that boss of fight, that thing was on his hand. Don't do it like that. He was winning. He was in the first of me. Put a thing of a swing over a referee.
Starting point is 02:09:33 That guy was wrong. He sent me up. He was bulls in that first. He was like, open a whip. He got to turn the round. He got tired. And you were looking for the roof to, like, help. Because I was telling them to stop the fight.
Starting point is 02:09:46 Stop the fight. You said, you sure? I said, yes, motherfucker. Stop the fight. I'm about to die. My heart about to pop up my chair. It's not. I just was on the red bull.
Starting point is 02:09:55 I thought the wild was over. No, I was trying to stop the fight. I was like, stop the fucking fight. I'm back to die. I can't breathe. My heart hurt. I'm about to have a heart attack in front of everything. Everybody, I'm about to die in front of their people.
Starting point is 02:10:10 I'm about to die on the internet right now. Stop. Tell him to stop. He's coming. He coming. No. He's not. Red Bull gives you wings.
Starting point is 02:10:20 He thought that's going to turn me up, bro. He thought he was going to turn me up, bro. I thought he was going to kill him for the niggins. I thought I was going to get their star off the goddamn Super Mario brothers. And they were going to be on. Liga almost saw me. got died on the online. Forever you're going to get a fuck by the Red Bull.
Starting point is 02:10:42 Why? That nigga probably sued the shit out of the Red Bull. Hey, bruh. Red Bull do not work for four fights. Don't do it. He said about to fight. I just drunk the Red Bull. You just got about to die. Them nigga had to roll me out of the room.
Starting point is 02:10:58 Oh, my God, bro. You don't know, the Airwomen of the Red Bull. I didn't he said about to fight. Stop. I just drank the Red Bull. Stop. Oh, shit. This man got ass and reflux?
Starting point is 02:11:13 Oh, shit. I did. I did. He thought the rabble. Hey, bro. He didn't stop the fuck. Hey, DZ. Hey, DZ.
Starting point is 02:11:22 They kick in. Yeah, it ain't kicked in. It ain't kicked in. I'm waiting on a dinner and that thund. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Starting point is 02:11:32 Holy shit. That was funny, bad. I thought I was going to flash off on that nigger. Not bad. Jack, you was out of here. Yeah. I thought I should be to rock a kid on this nigger, man. What that funny a hell, bud.
Starting point is 02:11:45 I'm going to roll into that nigger like Blunkwood and shit and everything. We're dead me, bud. He told me that he didn't stop me. He's still wrong. I thought the world was all while he was walking. You know what I was saying? His head stopped. But he kept turning his back.
Starting point is 02:12:00 Like the world we're going to stop. Yeah, I thought if I turned my back, that I mean, hey, niggie, I don't hit me why. Don't hit me why. my back turn. Don't hit me while my back. Because I didn't hit you out of your back with turn. Don't hit me while my, and that thing hit me in my back. That hit me on, that nigga hit me on, that nigga hit me on my back right here. You got a part of the a hand. Yeah. I should have kicked the nigger, man.
Starting point is 02:12:26 It's jiggling, baby. Go ahead, man. Well, y'all got shit to fuck up. My shoes was wrong. Everything was wrong. Hey, Jack, the nigger whooped your head. I ain't boxed with no nigga no cargo pan anyway. Yeah. Was that for money, Jack? And no boots off. I got $5,000 some fungings and, um.
Starting point is 02:12:46 Oh, shit. I want to got enough enough to have enough to fire right. Yeah, I would have got enough enough of a fire right. Got a round trip buddy pay. The L.A. That's why they start a fight? The niggas say I got a round trip buddy pad. Got a round trip buddy pan?
Starting point is 02:13:01 Got a round trip buddy pan? You're going to stand by two times. Why? Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. That's the hardest all in. I'm trying to get to LA.
Starting point is 02:13:11 If y'all got any six left. They're like, no, you've been asking nine glass. On the butter pad, they treat you like shit. Check the screen. I'm trying to get home for Christmas. I'm trying to get home for Christmas. Excuse me. My name come up on the buddy pad.
Starting point is 02:13:25 Hey, don't come up here. Don't come up here. Don't come up here. Askin us about nobody list. You're trying to ask them on the screen. It's a completely full. It's a completely full. Completely full of fight.
Starting point is 02:13:35 It's the last four I'm being completely for. Excuse me, there ain't no way you think I can get connected. Now they keep asking motherfuckers. Everybody came. Yeah, everybody came, man. That's a hate that position being, because you want a motherfucker to miss that flight. I was in Dallas. I got stuff.
Starting point is 02:13:51 But Craig Park, Butterfly went through, right? Had a connected flight. I'm thinking they bitch on everyone. I get to the Connecticut flight. I'm trying to bus. You know, this is a butter pad, right? You know, everybody on their flight. I love what they had that mean.
Starting point is 02:14:02 You know, I got a butter pad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Buddy gave it to me. That's why they called it Butterman. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, I know the person who gave it to me. They're like, no, but it's like a standby flight. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:14:13 I was like, so I don't have a flight? They're like, no. So I was literally walking through daddy like, he motherfuckold gave me a possibility. Yeah. I bought a possibility when I could have bought the goddamn flight. Yeah, me gave you a baby. I'm like, I'm going to be a lot cheaper.
Starting point is 02:14:29 You might get there. It depends on if you got something to do or not. I'm like. Yeah, you need a baby. You need to make sure your whole day is traveling is blank. You can't travel the day of on no buddy pad. They say, man, get me where the fuck I need to go, man. A real seat.
Starting point is 02:14:45 The trick is you got to get there, like, to be the first nigga in the... No, there ain't no trick. That's just a way for them niggins who get free little pants and sell it. That's it. And if you buy it for $2.50 or $200. Fitch, the flight was too. Standby, you don't pay more with a butterfly. You don't pay more with a butter pad.
Starting point is 02:15:04 You know a bag more for a major ticket than the red ticket. You got to get a hook up. Nigger that motherfucker. Your bags would be the other for you. Oh, your bag on. Oh, you're on that first flight. Oh, that's shit.
Starting point is 02:15:15 Your bag will be on the bag. You might be more clothes. Your mom, comedians, was buying the hell like the flight pads. No flight pass. I was like, I'm not doing this shit. Like a campaign pad, though, right? That different. You don't get that new year.
Starting point is 02:15:27 Hey, fly, you ever got, they ever let you own the flight with your butter pants and then came and got you off the flight because the nigg got it's all that. Hell no. I ain't getting up, game. We rose apart.
Starting point is 02:15:36 You got me fucked up. I'm not moving. Y'all tweaking. I'm not getting up. That's a maybe seat. That's a maybe seat. Oh, I'm playing it. Bro.
Starting point is 02:15:45 You plan it right? I'm planning. I'm playing it right. Yeah, I got me fucked up. I got off the flight one time. My flight were paid for, though. But they came on, you know how they offered you? They were like, oh, we got.
Starting point is 02:15:55 You got a little money. They were like, we got $1,500 for anybody who could. I thought. Oh. I don't. Popping got there, she started taking my bag off. I miss my new graduation because of that shit. You're a durner, motherfucker.
Starting point is 02:16:12 No, that's right. I was able to give her a couple hundred dollars. They didn't have shit to give her. She preferred that, rather. You'd be in there. I ain't ain't gonna lie. It was one time, Deltzer, they were trying to get four songs. They got it up to like 2,000.
Starting point is 02:16:26 I was like, she. And some points. I ain't ain't go cap. You give me $4,500. I don't say in that you're $4,500. I don't think of that flight. I got out of the flight. I got out of flight.
Starting point is 02:16:40 She was like, oh, do you want that delta credit or give me? Give me that gift card. I don't want no fucking delta credit. Yeah. What's a delta credit? Look, you get flight credit. I forgot what we were the fuck we was coming from that time, but we got on that flight. This nigga here went to sleep before the flight took out.
Starting point is 02:16:56 It never took out, right? Right. This nigga get up like he's going to get out. Like, he's going to get out. Like, he's going to get out. He ain't lying. That nigga, a little bit, I said, we ain't went to all that game. No, bro, they tricked us too time.
Starting point is 02:17:09 No, no, no. We started, we started taxing. We started taxing now. So I was like, okay, finally, we're about to leave. Bro, that nigga would not die. But we're sitting up like 12, boy. We don't stop. That nigga put a jacket on.
Starting point is 02:17:22 That nigga, I didn't like that guy. You know, you know, me and bad at me on the same place. So I'm like, all right, brother. So you know what you got? You ain't depart. So they said, we're still in Charlotte. I said, how? I said, we took off.
Starting point is 02:17:36 No, we did. Man, I was mad. That's a fucking. We had to deep play. Bro, we had a deep play. I hate this shit, but that nigga fake lit up. He thought he slept good.
Starting point is 02:17:47 He'd go home. I'm in the bed like, where he's for the go again? I hate this shit. Boy, they'd be fucking us over. I hate that shit. We just did that. We didn't lie a week.
Starting point is 02:17:58 But to look on that nigga face. Where is it, boy? I forgot. Where the fuck we were going, We woke up, we ain't go nowhere. I know we just went somewhere. I felt the plane move. Where we go?
Starting point is 02:18:08 Was that Houston? Uh-huh. I was like, where we go? They're like, we pulled that bit back up. We pulled that back up. I tell. They're hard all that. I had to sleep on me, motherfucker.
Starting point is 02:18:17 I can't go, go back to sleep. That'd be good sleep because we need it. But it's the worst for our body posture. Hell yeah. We'd be tired. So that's the only way to go to sleep. That's all the quiet. I had to put a bit baby to sleep.
Starting point is 02:18:32 on the way back from Boston yesterday. No. Man, give me in the ad, man. What? So everybody's sleeping. Baby hanging off in the hour? I got that dick a laugh. I don't rock this ass me.
Starting point is 02:18:46 We didn't get rid of a cool, hell like, man. They don't know what you're doing, man. You're a godfather. Got down, man. To the first time. Oh, shit. White baby, too. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:18:55 You're a godfather now. Yeah, man. Mm-hmm. Some white babies have come straight to you. I'm telling you. Like they were raised around you. They just let them know that they be talking about you. They'd just let them know that they'd be talking about you.
Starting point is 02:19:07 They'd be like, that's what you be, that's a nigga right there. You'd be talking about them. Tell me. Tell you. Who? Everybody is Snoop dog. They got one thing. They only got four black people that ain't folks.
Starting point is 02:19:25 Michael Jackson. Snoop Dog. There's no Snoop Dogg. There's no Snoop Dog. Who can go over there. Drake? Who? Drake?
Starting point is 02:19:34 Drake? They think everybody 50, isn't? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they fought on fifth. They fought with 50. Is that, um... They think everybody are a rapper. Everybody famous that's black?
Starting point is 02:19:44 You got to be a rapper. You're a rapper first. You're a rapper first. You could be anything. Hey, my landlord thinks my cousin, my cousin soldier boy. You know who? You told them that shit, though.
Starting point is 02:19:55 No, I didn't. I said I was Superman, so she thought he's soldier boy. Who? Your landlord? He over there. She thinks he's Soldier Boy because I was Superman inside the goddamn soldier boy video. You were Superman? Yeah, I was Superman. In the Soldier Boy video?
Starting point is 02:20:09 In the Soldier Boy video? That crazy. I ain't noticed that shit. With the Jerry Curl and all that shit. That nigga, Jack, his story, man. Jack used to wear that shit on stage, bro. That nigga, I did. Once he did. You heard that nigga, I did. Once that nigga played Superman in the Soulja Boy video,
Starting point is 02:20:28 he started booking shows as him as Superman. At Superman, so they were booked a Superman video. So you were coming in at colleges and all that. Doing stand-up comedy in the suit. Yeah. He's talking about, yeah. And two college holes stole my Superman suit one night. So you had to rebob?
Starting point is 02:20:46 I had bought an off-brand-ass-looking Superman suit. It looked terrible. Yeah, and nobody booked me no more after that. It was one of them old new-ass Superman. Because the one he had in the video had to fake most of that. Yeah, yeah. The knockoff was a show. bad he was really built.
Starting point is 02:21:05 I look like Super Batman or some shit. That niggins ain't have his waist train on. That nigga wouldn't have his waist train on. Oh, shit. They can build like a calf muscle. You had your hair with the hawk shit on, bro. Hey, bro, this nigga Jack is undefeated, man. With a dead body in a Superman super dad by.
Starting point is 02:21:30 Hey, man, everybody watching. this shit, I hope you're thankful for Thanksgiving, man, kicking it with your family and your love once. We did them for y'all. Pause this shit and walk outside and go hit that walk with your cousins and shit. I'm sitting in that box shivering. It's all good. Don't be mad. Love each other, man.
Starting point is 02:21:46 Love on each other. For sure. Family is everything, man. Family is everything. Even if the food nasty, give it to somebody. It good to somebody? Yeah. Yeah, just eat what you eat and don't worry about the rest of that shit. You start drinking the food get better in order.
Starting point is 02:22:01 If it's nasty, just wrap it up in the aluminum four. Or give it to the dog. Wrap it up in the aluminum floor. They don't know what you're going to do with it. We appreciate y'all fucking with us all year. Happy Thanksgiving, Merry Christmas, put the tree up. 85 South show. We out this bitch.
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