The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Thanksgiving in the trap! wit DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller, Chico Bean and Pour Minds

Episode Date: December 1, 2020

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I'm being in dizzy. I'm on Tini. Into the sky. To the sky. My nigga D.C. Black, just ate his shrimp and frack. It's to the sky. Up to the sky, my niggas B.C.

B.C. fly, just ate it shrimp and fry. Hey, y'all, don't be stingy with it. Let a nigga like me just walk through and hit it. Uh-huh. Hey, cause I'm gonna spit my business and knock up on a bunch of doze like Jehovah's Witness. I got a message to preach. I'm trying to reach these folks.

Yeah. I never have to breach these hoes. I mean, lie to them. Because I'm telling them the truth. I'd be like, girl, you're so cute, but your sad tooth loose. Ooh, her side too loose, I seen it when she built her apple ootloose too. Ooh!

To the sky, my nigga D.C. Fly just ate the shrimp and fry. Ooh. To the sky. Up to the sky. My nica DC fly just ate the shrimp and crap. It's ain't my life. What? It's ain't my life.

What else? It's ain't my life. Ooh. It's ain't my life. It's ain't my life. One more time. It's a lie. One more time.

It's ain't my life. One more time. It's ain't my life. Man, I feel so good. To the sky. To the sky, my nigga D.C. fly just ate the shrimp and fried. To the sky. To the sky.

My nigga D.C. fly just crushed the shrimp and fries. I say what? I say what? How you feel? Hold on, man, y'all stench. And y'all don't never get me none. And every time I come, ain't nothing left but some crumb. Hey, I'm trying to increase my funds

and make the future brighter for my bitches and my son. For my bitches and my son Who would make the future brighter For your bitches and your son For my bitches and my son I say what Say what Right up for my bitches and my son

I feel so good Hey I took the sky I took the sky Ain't the shrimp and fry I feel so Yeah Up to the sky

I took the sky He just ate the shrimp and bright I feel like New York shit though Put your hands up Nick Put your hands up I feel so, yeah.

My niggas all the way in the Bronx, you know what I'm saying, Kead. Yeah, damn, that's what food do. That's good, that's good. That was the Alcat right now. That was a vibe. That was a vibe. Go ahead and say it right quick.

Hey, welcome back to the 85 South Show. Oh! What's this? The Thanksgiving edition special? Yeah, I think so. Thanksgiving. Okay, bet. Like a motherfucker.

Yeah, that Thanksgiving, you know what I mean, the first Thanksgiving that you're not supposed to be with your family. Ooh. Meagher, I got an alert on my phone. That shit came through like an Amber alert today. For real. Phone went on, man, man, man, man, man. Hold up, bro, we got a whole ass table and you're gonna roll up on the couch. I feel so.

There you go. Slad that bitch out to a little bit. Oh, my bad. Sometimes we want shit to be like next to me. We didn't came up. They don't know. I ain't know this shit that, you know, yeah. You know it was accessible like that.

We ain't gotta move up, we'll move it to you. Say no more then, that bitch, I hide that. Yeah, cause they, the Lamber alert came through and said, please stay safe during this Thanksgiving. Don't be around nobody who don't live in your house and all that. They say, if you bring him food, lead a plate at the door. Like, who are fuck?

Lead the plate like a postmate. Like postmates. You just bring the turkey and just drop it off at the front door this Thanksgiving. This is gonna be a weird one, man. Niggas gonna be together, motherfuckers gonna be putting up getting cake, getting pussy, all that. It is what it is.

It's protein in the pussy. What? Just remember that. Don't be scared. It's protein in the pussy. So you think the protein in the pussy can help stop coping? Yep. The antibodies.

Antibodies. You get some antibodies. You're good. Yep. You know, antibiotics about everything. So what's y'all doing Thanksgiving? Y'all, y'all, you know, stay on team? Or you're going to be around the family?

Give a family. I'm going to go on to my career, man. I'm going to my people house. I bet. I'm going to play Red Dead Red Dead Redemption. from the beginning. Damn. For real?

You can be finished that till next Thanksgiving? You play games? I already beat it. You play games? But I'm gonna beat it from the beginning. Yeah, yeah. For real? On the low?

On the what you're on? Xbox and the PlayStation. You're pushing? Yeah. I see you ain't no sports niggas. You play games or you play... I like shooters, though. See, yeah.

First-person shooters? You play games. See, I play sports. It's a difference. I can't do the first-person shooter. I got a theory on the first-person shooters. If you ain't had double-07 on his... Oh, yeah, yeah.

If you ain't had that game, then you can't play first-person shooting. I fuck with it. I love with it. I love with it. I can't sit down and play game like that because I get mad. That shit don't fuck. Yeah, I know. I didn't see you lose, niggas.

You destroy shit. Yeah. I didn't have more. Brick cabinets and all types of shit. That why I ain't getting the PS5, I'm still on the PS4. I'm gonna tell you when I really- Can't keep no controllers, you know what I'm trying to tell you. This one I really got into the, like, for real heavy on the game shit, like the story modes and shit.

resident even one on playstation one that was the hardest game i ever had to beat by like it was at the crib and where nobody played and i started playing it and then i figured it out like it's an actual game because we just kept getting to the one part and couldn't figure out what the fuck to do so once i beat that shit i was the goal on like completing game like i like to play to completion that's why i don't really focus on line shit because the shit just never end i need to play it with a goal in mind i like the story mode too right mine was rather than me to too with Leon and all at the police station but that shit was so hard that big ass alligator come through under the sewer yeah mr. X and them yeah that was

my first one game I beat what it was a game on not on suit of Nintendo what's the one that it's war when you had to do the caution like that not that's regular not not the suit the super Nintendo oh you're talking about super up top put it in and they only had to receipt the reset button yeah I'm saying yeah that's when I started fucking one yeah it was like a zombie game I beat that and Mario and and on NBA Street On Pia 2. Oh, but check this out.

Like on Nintendo, the game used to be hard as fuck. Some games you need it, like another motherfucker that you could beat it with, like Contra and like them type of shit and then like Double Dragon 2 when you can start playing together. Teenage Mutantia Turtles and shit like that. So yeah, like I used to always play with my big cousin. We'll beat them shit. But that's the thing about the regular Nintendo. What no save, nigger?

No, you had to play the whole shit. Whatever you stopped that, you start in from the beginning when you turn that job. Once you get past level 4 and get to that boy, there's nobody seen. somebody saying you look up it's 30 niggas from the hood like no scene where they got underwater board on this bitch that was the hardest mission on their ninja turtles on the on the nintendo is where you had to go underwater and then unhook all the bombs and then you had to dodge the electrical seaweed that shit was crazy man my being on that I'm saying it's so niggas know that I really know right the game that made me the maddest was

that Mike Tyson punchout man like I get the Mike Tyson Mike Tyson hit you one time have yet you go you hit you one time you out of there Nick. I'm talking about I didn't been dodging the shit out Mike because you know you had to big this man. This was the worst part of you catch your ass one time. When Mike knock your ass out and then Mario show up and just look at the computer look at the screen him like mick mimp mim that's your ass he really isn't whooped your ass and then when you lose you got to spike that nigga all the way from the beginning man ain't no save like that yeah I got the new more combat hit him a man what's the dude oh yes sir that was my guy

Ain't nobody fucking with Lou Cane. Lou Cane? Ravey? I had a cheat code. I used to do that shit. You would never beat me with Rave. Yeah, shit. All that's hard.

Zero. I'm freezing the shit out you. Every time you come. Scoops, throw the shit out of you. Hit it, me. Oh, I got you. Nope, I got you. I would jump.

Jump. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. No kid. Look it.

Look it. I got it. I got you. I got it. All the way. Bro, with the shit out you on your way, dick. You know who else I was a dog with on that, oh, Baraka. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, Baraka was the motherfucker. Who did it? That was that nigga with that, what did the eight arms? That's a nigga who you had to beat. Gordo? You had the beat Gordo. Yeah, uh-huh. That he was slapping the shit out, man.

The hip knocked the fuck out you. Baw! He had the move, we had grab you with the bottom two arms, just beat the shit out you with the top two. When you beat, when you're trying to play the story mode and you get the motherfucking shang soon. Oh yeah, that nigga turned into you? Man, that motherfucker. It's a rap.

That was the first moment. And, um, Scorpio. Scorpio. The yellow motherfucker. Get over here. So what they brothers? And they just ain't know it? No, they ain't fucking each other.

They ain't fucking with each other. They were like Kane and Abe. Yeah, they was... They were in the game really fuck with each other. Yeah, nobody. Except with Johnny Cage and Sonia. They were fucking. Yeah.

They were fucking on low. And what's the China need? Lou Cane? That one in China man. Yeah, one. was the china. Yeah, the motherfucker hit you with their bicycle kit. What they...

That's a vague-ass description, D.C. Nah, he used to have... Luke Kane used to have the leg, the leg kick. They did the kick. Johnny Cade. Johnny Cade was the one with the kick. Johnny Cade was fucking Sonia. Yep.

Right. Mm-hmm. And we knew that as kids too. It was something just about the way they said that. He always said her. He's like, hold up. We can't go nowhere. He's like, we got to go get Sonia.

Man, leave that bitch, man. You don't let that bitch go, man. Do you understand that that's the place? You had to go. I gotta go back. I gotta go back in the murder. 90% of movies is man doing some goofy shit for a woman. Right.

Right. I'm not jumping out of no helicopter for a little bit. Ain't nobody ever did more than save some pussy to Super Mario. He's been chasing the princess for 35 years. That nigga still ain't fucked. And on the cool, I think she really left with Cooper. I don't think he kidnapped it. That nigga had a motherfucker pirate ship.

And a past shit. Hold on a whole cat. Hold on. The niger had a pirate ship that can fly through the air. What bitch don't want to ride on that? And he always told her, Man, you need to leave. He always-

This nigger Mario is a plumber. Yeah. You're like, that's a boss, man. With a drug problem. Cool, man. He don't even got no self-confidence unless he's on mushroom. And he doesn't brought, his whole gang with him, like, man, this nigga I stole my bitch.

And then he showed him every time, at the end of the boy, when you get the flag, that nigga, he'll come out with her, be like, d-da-d-d-d-d-bitch, and run off. I thought I had the bitch. D-D-D-D-D-D-D. You got a dog. I think Luigi knew where she was the whole time. You know, your partner ain't gonna tell you that your girl fucking old.

He already knew it. Kept using Yoshi's like, ah. What I need to do, man? I need you. I need you. Got me fucked up. I'm gonna tell you my favorite person on that motherfucker. Told.

He was so nonchalant about all that shit. That nigga had a vest. He didn't give a fuck about none of that shit. He just walked in. You still look for that bitch, man. You need me, man. You beat this whole Mario. You need me so you can keep sexy for this bitch, man.

All she do is say thank you. That's it. That's it. Thank you. You don't went through all these. And everyone, he still ain't got her yet. They ain't had the Mario where they get married at the end, none of them. It was never even implied that she wanted to be saved.

She wasn't in no danger. This nigga, King Cooper picked her up in his parachute that flat through the sky with some niggins. who wouldn't do it nothing to protect her right you had to go through seven worlds to get to her man that's safety women love security right that's some gangster shit right and then you had a castle in each world this nigga cooper cooper was set up vicious and he even he had real estate he had a real estate like jeez he was talking about that motherfucker owned half of mario land every boy that nigga had a castle you had to be

to get to the next castle then you get to the last mission this nigga really don't even try to fight you he just come out drunk right all you got past me all you can have that wasn't no no smoking he kept giving the bitch up she kept leaving she kept running every game she's like Mario I don't want to beat you I don't told you Mario I'm outside this come on right and she leave with the nigger and get the fuck home this need keep doing real estate schemes this man got another castle every Super Mario it ain't one that came out and he gets new skills there's new drugs they put in the game every game that help him be a better Mario.

This nigga got a ponytail on his ass on one. He'll return to a raccoon. This motherfucker could eat a star and become an invisible. That was PCP. I've seen niggas on PCP for Mario 3. What about the goal start? That's what I'm saying? That's what I'm saying?

That's what I'm saying? Man, they're going to run through shit. But tell the truth, let me get that star, you can hit a little crack-head music. That sound like, b-da-da-da-da-da-da-bibbibbid. You can't touch it. Right. Make a run through everything, bro.

Can't touch me now, you might burn yourself. Then that shit get the, then he get the coming down off the high, that shit get faster, that da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. And it's old, it starts slowing down, bro. Damn, Mario. We don't know.

That's why he need that red motherfucker, he's like, what that red shit, well, I need some of the drink. None of them, that I guess that game makes so much more sick. It makes sense now as a dog. But like, even when you like fuck up and you touch something and you dad,

they made like the little animation noise. They'd be like, But he was really saying, shit! Yeah. But think about it, too. He was never going in them tunnels. That was just his imagination. Exactly.

He was just hiding. It was fucking with us. But the music change, when you go down there, whatever was down there, that must have been rehab. That da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Tell him that he's hot as hell. And you still think you on the mission. You just hear in the track cab.

Ain't it crazy that the PlayStation 5 just came out and we're sitting here telling you how great Nintendo is? Right, because it's the legendary anymore, man. That just let you know. Yeah, I mean. And then the thing is, for PlayStation PS 5, they still ain't put out a new Grand Theft Auto game. They rerunning that month. They re-rocking the shit out Grand Theft Auto 5. The same, they didn't put it out of five to get done.

Man, listen, boy, that was the, and that's why I say now kids ain't as bad as we make them out to be because, nigga, we play Grand Theft Auto. We was way worse. Like, I said it was like, bro. That's all that game was about. Walk on stage and just shoot the shit out of stripper so the security and get into a shooting match with me. That's what I do. This walk on stage shit up there. D-D-D-D-D-D.

Pah, ba-paw! No reason. That shit was fun as fuck to me. Then the security come out with all their guns and I put the cheat code in and get the hit in the rocket launcher in the strip club. Ooh. Fog around having a hell of pop.

That's the shit, the niggins. Then they put it, get all the stars up, then put the cheat code in, now the police just walking around. Confused as the motherfucker. Who we're looking for them? Buh! Me, motherfuckerfucker! Amen.

That's shit with shit. That we're not learned about The beach. What's that shit out there in L.A.? Venice Beach. That's what I knew. I said, but I got to go to this. I played it on the game so much. I knew exactly where I wore.

Freaks and weirdos. Man, y'all wasn't up here the last time we had goddamn home grill from the other park ads up there. Who? Who? They got damn legs and drill, y'all. Well, they're fine ass.

You always want to get the women when I'm gone. Where they are? Where they are? What are you? Where they are? Yeah, all that ass and tin about yourself. Let me get some of that. You think I would do you like that?

Let me get some of that. You know what the nigga is? Who? King Cooper. Scoop him up and run. Don't let a nigga know he got him and just keep showing them. That nigga said, hey, D.C. We ain't going to do nothing.

Hey, y'all want to come to do this money. That nia has a whole bunch of ABC double Gs in there with you. Man, y'all ain't shit. I want some of that. You think I would just do you like that, like cut you out and not let you all be around some great people like this. Hey, the way I saw you smiling on that podcast. On that episode, you were like, I got these, nigga. And it seemed like it was more space in here that day.

It seemed like they opened up the room. They backed everything up so diggers can put their legs all the way out. I'm like, this shit. I'm saying, he's having a great time. And I just sat right there and watch the whole episode. He was just like, ladies. Y'all trying to make me feel. Y'all like the spot, don't it?

I told them to come back, man. Y'all come back. They here? Yeah. Are they here? Are they here? Are they? What are they?

I need to make rules. Boone your coat, D.C. Lay wherever you want to lay. I'm dead. Sit down. You must want to die today. Baby, I'm built for it. She said, you want to die.

She's been over to eat that piece, and she's going to bustle over that big motherfucker. Don't worry about it. I catch a fuck. Oh, you're nasty. Show little. I heard what y'all was saying on the last episode. What we were saying? She ain't been to play with y'all.

I'm going to get straight to it. Changed woman. No you're not. No you're not. See? We got birthday balloons and stuff. Oh, it's our anniversary, man. It's our anniversary.

Oh! That is exactly. Well, you know, we dropped our first episode, Christmas 2015. Yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah. So somebody sent us this, I think, early. So we're just going to use it.

By the time the anniversary come, this bitch is going to be cleaning. Yeah, all the way. We're going to keep it right there. All that. All right. Yeah. To the plant man, we're getting linked up with this local black. I was wondering what these black tape.

Not the plants. We're like to continue the water these, bro. I see now. The red ones are done. Some of these bitches ain't gonna be here when he comes back. I'm taking some of this home. Do you know the names in any of these mogul? Oh, and now why don't you come from funeral, then?

Uh-uh. Not a point. No, niggins always grabbing some plant. Yeah, let me go to grab. You ain't no water. Shit. Put that flat down. Time out, nigger.

You know, motherfuckers that take plants from funerals? Yes, can they be like, yeah. You don't want plants? And they'd be lying, grandma told me to get this. Grandma's just laid down. Yeah, no, came back in the church to take the place. Get your ass on, man. What should y'all been up to?

You're not working, drinking food. Really? Mm-hmm. Don't look at me like that guy. You have to kiss your ass on national TV. Okay, don't kiss on. I don't look at you. This girl, crazy.

I listen to them. I know they talk about good shit. Yeah, they're talking. I'm just looking. Y'all, you know, on the podcast that you did with Loso, so it's good that we get to be here and get some of that perspective this time. Right. First of all, congrats on y'all podcast, though. Thank you.

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Age time. Yes. I'm from orange sex. Fruit City. Fruit City all day, for all nine. You know what I'm like to come. We're orange. I'm going to get them.

Okay. Root City. Fruit City. Fruit City. Fruit City. All day, baby. Y'all got orange is it. Fruit City.

Fruit City. Fruit City. Fruit City. Where is there Orange County in? Don't disrespect. She said Orange, Texas. Oh, orange. What is it?

So it's like the last town before you get to Louisiana, like when you're going through Texas on I-10? So it ain't in no, no part of- You know what? It's not from nowhere near Houston, basically. No. It's two hours from Houston. It's close. So you're on the border line.

No, that ain't nowhere near Houston is. That's close. Two hours is close? Hell yeah. That ain't. Like, we used to go to Houston. We wanted to get lit. In Houston, the north side of the hour away from the south side, that shit ain't close.

It is close. It was close to me. another time so y'all on the border of Louisiana but you so you can get Louisiana closing and you can literally like walk to Louisiana from my house oh yeah you're really from yeah you're from the country then low-key you're right there borderline shout it not borderline you can wrap two states if you want to fucking what wet wet two states and you want to oh yeah and I got mac and cheese arms for real you can't see them but I mean I can cook

I'm making mac and cheese tomorrow I'm making the mac and cheese tomorrow I am too How are you gonna stir the mac and cheese? Oh, well, we're not, she's going on. Oh, yeah, I'm making it miss me and my mom. She visiting me. Hi, mama. Hey, mom. You make a mac and cheese?

I got, you know, when you stir it, if your arm don't shake, that means you're really not doing that. What, so you gotta have a little club. I got that little jibble. That's called love. Mm-hmm, it'd be shaking. They'd be like, ooh, I know what that shit's about to be good. You got that you got that flubble?

Yeah, I got a little bit. Just a little, you know, nothing too. Not too crazy. You put in that motherfucker's determined it is good or not you. You got cream cheese and shit in your mac. You can stir that all you want to. I'm not eating cream cheese. I mean, I'm just saying, not you,

because I've never ate your macaroni and cheese, but the stir only means something if you got the right ingredient. You gotta be cream. I don't have a flubber woman fuck up some mac and cheese before. Hey man, if you fuck up the macaroni and cheese, that could ruin the whole goddamn things too.

That's the best niche. Oh, it definitely will, like, you gotta have a mac and cheese. I don't like, people they got that hard crust at the top. Shit, that's my shit. Oh, that's my favorite. Oh man, I want mac and cheese, not no pecan pie. I want mac and cheese and hard add little topping at the top, like, you're going to eat me? Hell no, break that shit on, that shit and get on my nerves.

Because when you cut it, it had a little crank. Oh, that shit. Ooh, the little top. Now what I don't like is that creamy shit that when you scoop it, it'd be a little bit of water at the bottom. Like, ugh. That means they make too much like, oh. No it's not, nigga, that is goddamn slog on the bottom of that. And I don't like you, when you haven't like the curve.

No, I haven't to eat. My boy got to have here for more than Thanksgiving. No, I'm not having that shit. I'm sitting on cap, though, but that crust, I can't deal with it. I need that. Y'all like the curse? I can't do the corner piece. The corner piece, the bird.

The corner piece. The corner piece. Right here. You know, this. I'll wait for everybody to get theirs and just come with the spoon and scoop around the side, nigger, and get that corner of that shit. I used to hate people that serve my food. I don't agree. I don't agree with you.

Put your hand down. Okay. Put your cross over here. What the guy? This nigga was about to punch me in my shit. That nicks, I hate motherfuckers. What is the nigga do to you, bro? You're about to hook me.

You don't have scrapped all the crust. Oh, the mac and cheese. I don't want it. Now, I can't stand that shit, but you know what I did fuck around the store I like it though? What's that? Dress. Oh, I love dressing. I want the dressing nigg.

I ain't like it. But you can't be making a stove top, though. Well, don't. Let me... The stove top dressing and women coming about. Yeah. Oh, oh. You got to make that shit from crack from corn.

I'm just like, man, man, I'm ready. You said Diefrey. Y'all, motherfucker, eat cranberry sauce. I hate that. I like cranberry sauce. I like green bean casserole too. Green bean cassero is good. You know, you're definitely from somewhere with some white people be there.

That shit is. Yeah, orange. Who are no friends? I always say that. Who eats green bean cassero is fire. Green bean cassero is fire. Green bean cassero? It's not some motherfuckers Jay Brin.

Like, what did you bro? Some green bean jelly? That's about green bean cassero. That would be the first thing I got to. I brought the green bean cassero. That's all the thing that's sitting in the kitchen. You know the only thing left with the green bean cassero. That's always the last thing left with them crispy onion.

No, it's mine. No, it's not. If I walk out with a pan, you know what's in that. You can take it because you're all in there. You take that back. You don't brought that bat. You got that back. I take it on top of your green bean cassero.

I ain't fucking with it. Well, no one likes green bean cassero? I'm a baked bean, no. I'm a baked bean, I don't eat most of this shit. See, I'm a baked man, nigger. Don't, I ain't talk about no baked beans. You put some on, dog. She is.

She is right. I have a whole place of baked beans. You don't want to do. You don't know that, man. Feel you're playing baked bean. Man, I got it. Feet meal place baked bean. I'm f*** all day.

Oh, okay. What's you say? What you say? Back bean. You did a whole place of baked bean. Forrest Gump when he's in a shit. I want to fight bait. Men, that's all I want.

I'll serve me to play bake beans. I want baby. Beautiful bean footage. Jeney. You'll serve me to play baked bean. I want some baby tonight. Hell, nah, dude. I've been told I got an immature palette.

I don't eat that much. Like, motherfuckers that make devil digs with relish in them, like, ooh. Oh, I love Breast. I love devil d' eggs. You're one of them niggas that go to the restaurant and you order chicken tenders. That's me. Five-star restaurant.

Chicken tenders and fries. Let me get the chicken tinned dance. Yeah, since you're motherfuck. Let me get the chicken ten dais. Fuck that. I'm bad, nigga, all the way. Oh, my God. See, I got to have the chicken breasts and the rice.

I can be picky. I could be boo. Give me white gravy. Oh, okay. Give me white grail. Instead of the brown. And you can't see the salt. I'm talking about this food.

This shit made me. Remember if we went to that rap party, that birth season a while and now, made me and this nigga. We were just in there. They got all kind of weird-ass food, like, we ain't know the shit about this. Man, I saw the prettiest goddamn food.

And I'm the biggest thing. You know, I ain't eating shit. Man, this shit looked like pussy on a plate. Snacked up like 3D. You remember that shit? That fucking, it was some kind of tartar. Like the tuna tart tart, man, that shit was delicious. It wasn't even delicious.

It was just so beautiful I had to eat that shit. Right. You know what? I'm going to eat this. You know what? And that's exactly what it looked like. It's Tar-T-T-R? I wasn't touching that.

What is Tart-Tar? Tart-T is like a little bugle-le-le-le-old. I don't know. I thought it was like uncooked meat, right? It wasn't cooked. It was, it's like a fish steak. That's what I thought was. I was like, congratulations.

Man, I ain't never seen that shit so when you said that I thought about that moment. Y'all eat smoked salmon? Mm-hmm. That's all I cook. I love. I love, I love some eyebrows, too, like, ooh, salmon.

I love it. I love it. I actually had a problem like with my last relationship because he was like, bitch salmon again. For real. Yes, because I cooked salmon so much. That is awesome. I just ate some shrimp and potato right then. We seen you.

I'm playing again. You saw how a dog. What's your white bread? Do you see the white bread? I had two pieces. I cute. Y'all feel like that's a necessity in the relationship to be able to cook and do all that shit. Like y'all, those type of ladies are you like fuck that.

I got a menu. I mean, I can cook, but I don't feel like it's a necessity. And I think it's got to work for me to cook. I'm not cooking off the real. I'm good. I'm saying she said a nigga out of work. Like, what a nigga gotta do? I'm not cooking for you off the roof.

We're about to be going out to eating she. Oh. You know what I mean? You got to spend some money. That's just this. Yeah. I mean, you know. Because the best thing I can make is a reservation.

I have a very refined call. What? What? What are you saying? The best thing I can make is a reservation. I already got it. You want to eat? I called them already.

They got it. You know what I say? That's not. But we got to be, like, you know, locked in for me to start cooking. I'm saying, if a nigga come in with your house, it's only so much a nigga going to be doing. It's either watching Netflix, smoking, cooking, or, you know. We probably going to be you know. We're probably going to play back, back, bang, back.

I know what, flak back, bag, bag, that's all I want, just flake back. But if somebody at my house, we don't already, you know, have a lot. If you're coming over, we don't already. How? How? I don't need everybody, like, you know what I'm saying? You already been on some days. I said you're already in your house.

I don't let just anybody coming out. Yeah. I'm not saying, once a nigger in the house, you know, I ran out of fuck before. All right. Well, that too. So a nigga can't come to your house before y'all fuck. Oh.

I mean, no. Yeah, no. Oh, so I can leave. Oh, so y'all go observe what the other nigger house is about. Yeah. I need to see how you live in. Let me see how you live in. What will let me ask you this?

What if a nigger don't want you to know where he live at? Where the hotel is sufficient? Nah. What? Especially if we live in the same city. Right. If we live in the same city, you're trying to get me to come to a hotel. Why?

That meant you got a bitch at home. I know you, but I don't know them niggas you fuck with. You might be my gouged. You hide in something. Yeah, my house. You don't know you. The fuck I'm supposed to just let you in my house because I want some pussy. Fuck that.

I don't know the niggas you fucking with all the niggas, liking your pictures on Instagram and shit. You get mad at me now. Nigg try to kick my door and I got to fight a murder. charge because I want some ass. No, we're going to go to this hotel till we both get to know each other. If I can't come to your house,

you don't come to my house. I look like. Oh, I read it out of Airbnb. And I'm at different spots. So you're like, you got a lot of spots. I'm like, yeah, I'm a relative. How are you going to front like the Airbnb? It's all white people fixed.

I'm like, yeah, I sold them this house. I can kick you. I got the key. I got the cow, man. What you're tripping on? Like, what we're doing. That's not going to work. You really got to be careful about that.

You're talking around and invite the wrong motherfucker over that. Yeah, you can tell somebody to come to house. You gotta think about it. Sometimes niggas just be meeting chicks off the internet. I'm talking to the niggas watching this shit. You ain't never even seen her legs, bro. What? Good ass point.

That's a good ass point, bro. What? That's a hell of a point. Think about it. You ain't never see her legs. In real life. You got to see her legs. Your legs tell a story.

Damn, man. Your legs tell a story is a little. woman I need to see what scars you got if you have a fell down the script I need to make sure that when you stand up you got both legs like I don't like when one like that shit be like that shit you know like her ugly lean yeah the sleuths that's mom what's the one girl I can't fool with that I can't with that Word and foot, I see you. Boy, that motherfucker didn't, see me standing in like,

he didn't get like a leg, so it make a look bad bill. How she's standing? Biss is like a swirl. I can't trust it. They always be like, you ready to go? We can leave when you're ready to go. I don't know where would you? Leave your ass to the cops.

What fucking? I can't. Meet me at the Hampton. I'm sorry. Meet me at the Hampton. There you know. All right. Because it can make you nervous.

Like, hey, I'm gonna ask y'all my nigga. You ever had a chick come to your house and she just get to look at around like, oh my God, this is so nice to me and my mom, I'm from the street, so it's like, man, this bitch is scoping my spot out. And then you got these locations you can put on your phone. You just turn your location on next thing. You know the Jack Boys is there.

Now, we got to get to do shit at a man house that we could never do a day house. Like what? Like, one time a girl, I shut up at my house. We're about kicking and smokes wood and shit like that. She got the nerve to show up at my house. It was raining outside. She took her shoes off. Her socks was wet.

Her socks was already dirty before they got wet. Because I'm a nigger, and I don't have on dirty socks before, and I know that the rain ain't have shit to do with some socks. That brown was already dirty. Then she's going to try to hide her feet. Like, can you get me some socks? No, because I see how you treat. your socks and I got nice socks I'm not giving you shit but what's going on it was raining

yeah but her socks was dirty either way whether it was raining and not she's sounds like y'all got me and do you know that is yeah I feel like you got to be selective you can't be having everybody come to your house you can't come on my you can't come on my house and bill your phone oh hell no I remember one I'm nervous before I remember one time I hung with this nigga and he had like he was like oh you got to put your phone up you got to let me hold your phone. I was like, okay, I'm about to go. I ain't gonna hold your shit, but you can't just be like, yeah, that's something like, when I be seeing that shit, I was like, hey, man, what you

doing? He was like, he needs to hold my phone. I was like, what the fuck? I'm not about to take no pictures of you? It ain't about taking pictures. Like, how you say, drop the location. Drop the location and everything. See, it's easy, it's easy. Who does it? It's either you come in the house, go straight to the living room or the bedroom, that's it.

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podcasts i'm beat i don't need to drop location she can't take a tour i'm already in there fuck you mean talk your shit gang guys i'm gonna rob you i don't need to call nobody to say get up cholice i ain't about to call nobody you're getting robbed how much do you need we will be looking in each other guys you are currently getting robbed I didn't say for them to this. Oh, I agree. I didn't get the way of all. Because nine times out of ten,

whatever we did, project getting to the house, I already have been robbed of reservations to goddamn vast money. The conversation probably ain't been shit. I've been sitting there listening to you talking about some dumb-ass shit for an hour and ass old, yeah, that bitch going to say, in my job, this bitch going to tell me my break only 30 minutes. I'm like, bitch. You're like, yeah, word.

You got to, you got to be a little bit more selective about when you get your you too and all that shit now we can't hang up no pictures of yourself and you got to act like you don't know where you live like you got to pass the crib too oh they sit right that's it right so what is that what is that what establishes trust in a man for y'all like what do you got to see of the niggum be like you know what okay he can come to my house Don't act like you don't know. That's a deep question. Y'all say y'all went over here out first.

But you already had the answer to a nigger can't come so that man you must have thought about it. All right, let me ask you this too. You ever been over a nigger house first and his shit was too nice for you to invite him back to yours? No. No. No, because I feel like shit. If I'm looking with a nigger, I don't like fucking with a nigger too. You know what I mean? God say shit's supposed to be.

Yeah, yeah. It has to be. It has to be. I would not like listen to me. If I would like listen to me. Or the same. Oh, time out. What do you mean?

Lester. On the same. So for example. We're walking up the same apartment complex. Now, I, let's say, that. Not, let's say, but he do got a duck off spot. And he only got a one-bedroom condo. And when you come over, you feel like to come to the one-bedroom condo.

You're going to judge him out of that one-bedroom condo? And he got like six houses. Niggas be lying, though. He could be lying about some six houses. I need to be one. Hell no, you feel like that one bedroom condo. No. No.

I don't see that. This is real. We're good at this. They can't fucking say neighbors, me. What's my neighbor? We're living in the same. We're living in the same shit. Oh, right.

Hold on, wait a minute. No. And first of all, if you live in one bedroom, I can have a two bedroom. I rent at least four, five hundred dollars more than you. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Man, you don't know what that nigga living situation is. I can have a six bedroom on the Section 8 and you just think I'm this thing. I'm going to section eight. Section 8. Oh, no. Oh, no. Hey, Y'all don't know the right type of niggas.

Y'all don't know the right type of niggas. I know a nigger. Oh, man. That's my goodness. Why he's right? Nice. That bitch nice. Yeah, I'll pay $15.

He ain't going to tell you that. I'm going to tell you that. But he living nicer than you. But he living nicer than you so you can have tricked. So tell me this. You ain't going to fuck nobody that stay in your apartment company. No. You crazy.

I don't know what you flow, shawder. I will not. I'm not because of that, but honestly, it's like, how would you want to fuck your neighbor? It's your neighbor. Let me end. Now, you know what you got to say? Let me get to the dog.

I smell the bag beans over here. Oh, great. So you're telling me, it's a nigga in your proper girlfriend. And you, I walk in the pay, I got my bans and shit. I just got on the plane. You know what I'm, you know what I'm. They're just one of my spots.

And you're gonna see me be like, I ain't fucking in a knee that he stay here you stay here no it's not like that it's not like that but no but honestly I'm gonna say this I had a situation I was living in an apartment complex and I started fucking with this nigger that lived in my apartment it didn't work out right so of course you know I'm moving on to the neck you know what I'm saying this nigga I swear to God when my new nigga was leaving out the apartment he was like hey bro oh no I don't do what I swear when I I live in Paraly.

I swear to God. Get your ass now. Get your ass now. Well, how can you be mad at him? That nigga was trying to say that nigger. Hey, your stand is fucked up, bro. That's hate it now. Hey, and Stan is all the way fucked up, bro.

Don't do it. It's a window. It's a window. It's on close quick, my nigger. Don't do it, bro. Say yourself. Don't blame that. No, I don't blame that.

Don't blame that you. Don't just lame that you. I don't know. Toilip, bro. Chew cleaver and toilet. And, and, And, ah, man, that toilet dirty hell, bro.

That big fake a hell, brother, that toilet dirty. Look at that little ball spot on. That looks within the ball. It's dirty. You hear that feeling, bro. I don't care. But you can't take that out on the nigger who stayed your apartment company. Like, for example, the next thing that's apartment.

You're like, look, that's not me. He's a lame man, a nigga that's hotel. That's a pussy-ass shit. You're probably seeing you with another nigga. Lesson line. How big is your apartment complex, but you just keep running into the same nigg? You stay with it. What's you sit?

I get in my business. You stay in there. I had to say in a duplex apartment. Like this stuff. I'm like the roof. It was part of the Biddy D's an apartment. Sometimes you start for her where the BD's be at. I definitely don't feel like you need to be fucking somebody in your apartment building.

I had a bad experience too. You did? Oh yeah. Because when I stopped fucking that nigga, he used to be walking past my apartment all the time. Walking on my floor and you see a little by my floor. What the fuck you doing? Why do I see you every day on my floor? What the fuck is this? Oh shit.

He focuses in a room out. Oh, that nigger in a living room. Oh, that nigga in the living room. I hate it here. I mean, you're just focused with this nigger, man. Oh, I ain't. Oh my god. The niggas said you did the n' room room out.

The niggins are in the room! Oh, God. But what is the best thing? Only a woman can have standards like that. Men can't have status like that. But we judge, like, oh, I can't fuck with a nigger because he don't live better to be. Like, if niggas had those same level of standards,

it'll be tough for y'all out here. Like, what if... It'll be tough for y'all, too. I mean, not really. Not if I'm the nigger that's living with. You know what I'm saying? Like, the niggas living with. But a nigga that's living with.

well has a certain standard and he was to impose that standard he's looked at like a oh you a bitch-ass nigga how dare you talk to a woman that's about to start being this painted like yeah i mean that's why that's the way i ain't she got no paper towels in this bitch i'm gonna go oh like a nigga come in your house and see paper like this shit all day and that man ain't even the ones that got the hard lot of this i put this in the microwave this gonna fold up the great value brand food yeah no wrong with him wrong with that oh not he bad you know what to make me quick I was asking what else see see one plaid tissue I ain't okay that's something

oh yeah yeah she don't love herself enough to get it leave that got the bathroom tissue yeah gentleman tissue yeah that janitor the guy the one that come in the road this big dude oh oh I write my average that shit all day I don't want my average that shit all the day it's cheesy old taller paper you probably be getting paper could who But look, y'all can't do that because, like, for example, a nigger who got money, who just literally just be like, he's buying with the regular shit. You can't judge him because you're thinking he's a regular nitty. I'm not judging him. I just said I wasn't going to talk to him.

You just, awful what? I'm not judging him. We just, that's not our fault. We don't do y'all like that. So. So, what I'm saying is if the nigger, that's a hit. That's a hit. Oh, that's a guy.

If you meet a nigger, if you meet a nigger, unless. Let's just say he drive a nice car, it's personality, right? You don't I'm saying, y'all, whatever, whatever. Here you go to his house and stay with his apartment. He stay with his mama. He stayed with his mom. He stayed with his mom. Why he got a nice car if he stay with his mom?

Fuck that, because that wasn't spending money on and he stayed with him. He's spending money on. You know, niggas, be stupid. He hit all for a $100,000 lick. Winnie bought a $98,000 car. And he stayed with that mama. Uh-uh. You rode the bills and rode to a mama.

mama house because you want to fuck with the nigger with your bed now you got to stay with him man if you get to the house and you see the house ain't nicer than yours you're going to negate all the other shit that you like about this nigger because he stay in a one-bedroom apartment yeah it doesn't sound like you're financially right and it don't sound like you smart to be driving a luxury what it depends on what you try to do with a woman how you're going to put up a nigga got to have financial stability yeah so you get some pussy yeah oh my god now look For me, now ain't gonna lie, y'all can have y'all stand as to who y'all want to get y'all pussy. I got to stay on who I get my dick.

Now, but think about him. I quit fucking with a chicken for TV too little. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. That's fucking with a little bit of a TV ad. Man, go on that my favorite day. That means you got poor pussy management.

Okay, that's cool. Why are you got a 32 TV in your house? But you know what it is? But you know what it is. She just ran into a nigga who would get a bigger TV. If you pussy good, I'm like, you know what? I don't go ahead into that 502. No.

We're going to get your 502. We're going to get you forward to two. Forty two. Got to take step. Do you have to get it? You never been in the phone. You got to get to the phone. I don't think you.

I'm like, my question to y'all, if y'all, like he said, whoever you want to get your push to, is your right. But if the nigger is financially stable and he got all this shit together, and he that you say he got to be in order to get some pussy, then that means he should be able to get all the pussy he can afford. I mean, y'all don't do that anyway. No, it's not.

The nigger not going to do that anyway. Yes, they are. They're not going to do that anyway. Niggas is going to fuck me to you. Yeah, because that's, they just decide who they want to get their fucking. Get a credit. They're right. Right.

They're going to fuck a tree right now, but I ain't know, I'm going to fuck this tree right. Yeah. You know what I'm going to fuck the tree. Then leave. You know what I'm going to go? Game violence. Go on. Hey, you're talking right now.

You're talking. Oh, you're talking. Hold on, make sure we don't fall. Oh, do you see what we just did? What we did? We branching out. Oh, but we got to stay rooted. Oh, hey, we got to stay grounded.

Oh, well, we're going to stick to the plan. Oh, look you throwing shade. Oh, fuck you mean, ever know what, we're going to keep giving these bitches wood. Oh, my. Oh, my turn, Mike. Oh, no. I'm afraid. He need a whole no smoke with her.

They're blocking up the wrong tree. But then, I just, I just always like to get that perspective though, because you're right. Because you're right. You're going to fuck bitches. We're going to fuck a bitch. Women, y'all choose shit different than men. Women, y'all choose shit different than men. Men, we fuck because we can.

Y'all fuck because you want to. They don't make it no better. Okay. It doesn't make it no better. Ever since that became the pastor, I just, We just got, we got to keep it here, man. See, it ain't no men do and women do. Preachers, it takes two people to fuck.

Amen. Now, wrong is wrong, now two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs make a sad baby. That's in one. That's a fake. So basically, you ain't never just gave a niggins some pussy because you wanted to give some pussy.

When I was younger. See, pussy is an enterprise. Right. Pussy is an enterprise. That's poor pussy management. Exactly. But sometimes a nigga want to fuck with a bitch you got something going on too.

We can't get in one bed room and one part, man. We see you growing. We see you flowing. What's proper pussy management? That's the question. What's proper pussy management? We're not fucking all niggas who don't do shit for you, who letting you be out here down bad and you fucking that nigger.

What the fuck that's poor pussy management? What's down bad? What's the whole economy? If I'm fucking a nigga and he's right, and he's straight and he got his shit together and stuff but I'm over here trying to figure out every day what the fuck I got going on how I'm gonna do these time gonna do that and this nigga fucking he can call me every day to fuck on me but he know what I got going on but he's trying to help at all that's poor pussy

management why you're fucking on that niggas so it sounds like you have great pussy management but horrible mental management because why the fuck can't you figure out what you want to do with your life like that's saying like we adults why the fuck do I got to figure out what you're talking about you I got to help you get to a better position in life because I want to What's a nut? That's a hell of a responsibility. That's all I'm saying. You keep talking about the business management is cool,

but what about the mental management? You constantly fucked on. I can't figure, my man, and I just, and you just want to just keep fucking it. I can't figure out with my bills. I just don't know what's going on. And I just, oh, my God. I'm at my boutique.

I ain't taken off like I thought of them. And there's nobody's subscribed to my only friends. And you're just going to keep calling over here trying to fuck without helping me like this. That sounds like a personal issue you got going on. That isn't a spicy. I mean, that could be a personal issue. Which is true.

I feel what she's saying too, but I feel what you saying 100%. You are absolutely right. But that's for a woman who's supposed to have her shit going on while she even fucking with a nigga. Nah, you do fuck with a nigga who probably financially stable or not even financially stable. Sometimes a nink. Well, how do you think this man became financially stable by not fucking off by paying other people's bills? That turn. But.

But check this out, no, but check this out there with the legs. Even though a nigga might be financial and save, but sometimes he might help you spiritually or emotionally. You feel what I'm saying? Well, I go to church, I'm fine. You see what I'm saying? The cat. Hey.

And I got my mom's the emotional to be like. Wow. But see, but that's the thing though, so. I can call her and talk to her about my feelings. So, so, so what about there, right? They didn't know y'all was saying. I tried to fuck with you. What about a nigga who you might have a bigger bad then,

but he got motion. He got motion? You probably got a bigger bad than he. he didn't he ain't gonna fuck with him that's what a lot of ladies say they want in a man potential I am 29 hell no so what I'm saying no say for you all to fuck with nigger for his with to fuck with a nigga for his potential I ain't say let me say this say this say for you make this caram and say this niggas you better stop trying to find women that's gonna believe in your dreams right yeah and age 21

but say for this say for you making four million a year but he made it maybe eight hundred thousand a year that good money he ain't gonna fall with him no He ain't a broke-ha-n-n-n-knit. You know how niggas is broke. He ain't do $250,000. You're in the game for life, you. I mean, that's a little different. If you figured out how to make that much money,

then obviously, hopefully, you're trying to figure out how to make more. Right. So it's different. How much money you want your lady to be making a year? A year? Yeah. I mean, I would love for a woman to be making way more money.

But realistically, how much are they really making? What they got to be in the ballpark? The same way they got standards, what would you want? What would you prefer? It depends, Lowe, because each situation. I can manage what I can manage. I'm only gonna put myself in a situation

where I can manage. But you're not about to let no $36,000 a year later talk to you. No, ain't nobody gonna talk to me crazy because I'm respectful, but at the same time. You know me, boy, I'm like Mr. Scrooze at my house. Excuse me. The fuck I am on the thread.

I paid for all of this. You wasn't in the fucking field with me. With the swing of earring, bro. You're just kind of like... You just wanted in the field fighting. I'm sweating. She goes, what's up with you there, ring? Yeah, that niggins, he just elevated in life, bro.

That's nigga's fine time. See, you got to know how, you got to watch certain shit with a nigga, you know what I'm saying? Like, you're probably looking at a motherfucker band. A majority of nine times out of 10 of a woman, I'm not saying I make more money on her. I would want my girl to make more money than you. But I'm there to motivate you to help you get a bag

and continue to get a bag. But I'm not going to stop and say, oh, you know, my financial. I'm not going to watch you struggle either I'm not going to watch you struggle but I'm also not going to allow you to depend on me to save you from your struggle absolutely but that's what I was about to say

I feel like first of all only certain women can have those type of standards you have to have your own shit going on and have your own bags to be able to have standards like that bitches be out here don't be having a pot to pissy but they be like oh my nigga got to have this my nigga got to have that what do you have though you don't have shit that's what I'm saying is the powerfulness

that's what I'm saying like if you if you're that type of bitch you can't be like Oh, I want my niggas. I mean, I guess you can be that way, but it's just kind of like a nigger don't have to do for you because you don't even do shit for yourself. Look at Marvin Gaye looking at them bitch. You won't even do shit for your goddamn thing.

He's like, amen. Not going to bet on you and you ain't going to bed on your self. Right, right. You dig what I'm saying? Well, this is a very interesting dynamic. You know, black men and black women discussing, you know, politics and money and financial incomes and things of that nature. Right.

You never got back to me with that number, Chicoe. I can't, I can't say a number, bro, because I got women who don't, who, who, uh, teachers right who don't make a bunch of money but they they mentally strong and they got a lot going on so I don't care that she only makes what she makes she's doing a good service to the community and I'm a motherfucker that's trying to enhance your life any woman that I deal with my goal is the only being a handsome not a hindrance I ain't trying to I'm not trying to fuck you need

a book man I'm not trying to bump your shit up like if I come in I don't care what you got going on whatever you do as long as it don't bring me no issues do your thing but I'm gonna be a that you could depend on to do what I'm willing to do but I'm not going to save you from the shit that the universe is bringing to you some of that shit is who you to figure out right I can't save you for what God got for you is for you to it's not for you to stay it's not for you to say and there's a lot of women out here who looking to get saved because they pussy good or they believe they

pussy good yeah a lot of y'all got a real fucked up perception about how good your pussy is too I personally believe he can't good if you really struggling that bad it ain't no like you don't know how to finesse it no oh yeah we got some bitches that's fucking like me yeah you know what I'm saying and then you got some motherfuckers they'd be like hey man what you're trying to do man right you're trying to do it yeah you know the one they'd be like da da da da da da da da da they want a little something right where the coin I think it has to be a combination of everything though oh definitely yeah like you gotta like somebody you got to fuck with them they got to be doing y'all want to do it for each other

I'm not gonna lie just because a nigga got money and he's gonna be spinning on me does not necessarily mean I'm gonna fuck you because I might not even like you damn that's true so a nigga did what he had to do see if pussy just like a scratch off you don't know what you're gonna give some yeah you'll win a free ticket before you win the actual booth the grand prize just keep winning tickets to keep win that grand prize it's a bare man scheme yeah it's hard to win that grand prize yeah you see the little two dollars you see the little two dollar jumbo they get your life They're like, nah, that's all you get. Y'all definitely have, like, had a nigger do shit for me and did not give him no his seat.

That's, shout to that, dude. Selfish as a mother. So, okay, okay, so, Kenon, so. But I didn't ask him, but I didn't ask him. But you allowed it. Why wouldn't I? I mean, why would I turn it down? You don't have to him.

If a motherfucker come to my yard, it'd be like, man, but cut your grass. And I keep letting the dick cut my grass just because he want to do it, and I don't give him no money. That's still fucked up with me because I know his, what he's doing it for. So if I just ignore the fact that this nigga's trying to gain the customer,

I'm just gonna keep ignoring it. Oh, you back again, go ahead and do your thing. To me, it's not like that nigga, don't know. Because why hell he could come and cut your grass and I get paid? Right, and that's the thing. So he done. If I'm entertaining the shit,

I'm out there talking to, yeah, man. You know what I mean? I'm fucking with him. Like, yeah, man, you're doing a good job. Man, what's that move you did right there? Is that an interview, you intertwined that? Yeah, that was good. How you did that?

You come back to mom, man. Show me something else. And then he needs to be like, okay, where my money is? So if the dude would have been like with my pussy at, you would have told him you can't hand up? Yeah, I ain't got it on me. I'm up right now. That's fine.

That's fine. I ain't going to care. That's fire. I ain't got it open. I love some pussy. Oh, I left that at the house. I'm fucking up right now. I ain't got a petty.

I'm a petty nigga, no. You ain't got your pussy on your damn. I'm sorry you left it, man. You know what? I'd have left my wallet, too. That's fucked up. So we're going to have to figure out how we're going to work this one out. You just walking with a mannequin, man.

If you left your Wally, we probably wouldn't even leave. Okay, so think of- That's why. If you left your pussy, we ain't linking even, so. So think about it like this. That's what we go out to do, though. We come out. You don't even think that you would be able to like save a nigga,

just like save a nigga. Save a nigga for a way. I mean, he probably had the swag. He probably had the sauce. He's just wondering. A swag and a sauce. He ain't got no money. I've been like this broken.

Oh, one. Oh, I didn't have the money. Let me tell you. Wait a whoa. Let me tell. Hey, you should have saw me in the big-ass. I was like, did too. Now I got the bag.

I'm like, ooh. Ain't this change, but now, yeah, yeah. So you got to give a nigga a chance. But that's what I'm saying. I don't, but it is, bitch, you that do need to, y'all do need to give these niggas a chance. But that's what I'm saying. It don't matter where you are financially.

If you a nigga that make $300 a day, you're going to get. the women that comes with the lifestyle of a nigger making $300 a day. Yeah. It's a nigga that's a nigga that's the assistant manager at Burger King. That's the $1,200 a two weeks. And he got three motherfuckers who come through and eat fries and drink milkshakes with him. That's about him.

And he's doing assistant manager pimping. Right. Exactly. Exactly. Coming up. Like, dad collar. Daddy off work. Daddy off work.

How did you wait for the food? You know how the niggas that man is a fast food place. No, don't even worry about that. That's on me. No, he wouldn't get up with his manager discount in and pay 35 cents for the meal. For all this. You know, the birthday thing, like, what, $4 for $2? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. You got three kids. They had the two wapples, 10 nuggets, a drinking fries for $2. Who had you kids out of eating sponges? That ain't real food. That ain't real food, man. Ain't no way in hell that's real food. 40 nuggets for $3?

My nigga. I used to work at Burger King in high school, bro. You used to do what? See, Burger King food is only good. It's immediately. Like, it got to be, you got to eat it immediately. That's a line of this shit. And that's the fucked-up part about it.

It's the average consumer will not be able to consume that food when it's immediately done. Right. Like, if Burger King could just trap, like, dope boy, like straight hand, Then kill the game, but like, that little 30 seconds to two minutes that it takes to get your shit to you and kill everything that we just did. Man, you got to eat the Burger King fries. I'm talking about you got to get that motherfucker soon. Bill me! Oh, off, off, off.

Guess how fast you got to eat that shit. Burger King is a fool, don't let that shit go, though. The bread gets soggy. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I don't like burger keys. They fry's too thick. I heard, nah.

The only thing I would like was a croissant wheat. How you got to eat? How you got to eat it? Like a crabby bag. Like cookie monster. Like the crabby petty formula. It just ate like a cookie monster. Goodness, great.

With the crabby paddy formula. I'm dead. Wake up. Don't be deed. Don't be dead. Y'all's gonna find y'all mystery, man. I promise. This a nigga out here with a lot.

This is a nigga watching there with a lot of money tell my boy they're talking about me I got a yacht I'm gonna come get on some shit she ain't never seen before is it all about the money though like there's some niggins out here that got a super bad and dumb and that's what I said I'm talking about he got something on his shoulder that's been there for like 20 years he got to wear extra jacket on top of that money he got like a whole other piece on me that's like a billionaire ill got big brink now I have to be sexually attracted to like the person that so you may tell me they got to be sexy and

Yep. I'm not saying sexy. To me? To me? To me? Yeah. We've been using this platform all wrong. Where are the rich ladies?

There's no rich drug dealer. I'm going to tell you. Rich sugar. They're flipping them parents. Rich sugar. By a nigger Chevy or something. Yeah. Where are them beauty salon owners and women who sell waist trillers and eyelashes and shit?

They want to take care of y'all. Black Tommy T's. What are you? A millionaire women off for Only Fans with a Titty hanging out at Work. Send him to make some money. Mm-mm. Trick on me.

Trick on me. I'm gonna want to go. Tick on me. Trick on me. Tric on me. Tric on me. Tric on me. I like this on me.

Tric on me. I think on me. Tric on me. Yeah. Trick on me. Tric on me. Tric on me. Tric on me.

Tric on me. Tric on me. Then put them tips on me. I'm looking for a trap girl. Who sold a lot of dope. Who's gonna buy me some 26 inches. 96 inches that's gonna float The Chevy the truck the Cadillac over the beans

Then let me fuck about two or three of her friends Nah, wait Take me to the mall and batter New Jay New Jay She's been trapping, trapping all day All day And what a stripper selling waste trainers

Waste trainers You need a piff or need a money manager Yeah Fuck with me because I Woo What the fuck up with the beat dang Dang, listen, J-O-Win, we is looking for some tricks. Y'all, y'all, yeah.

I'm standing tall with a hosda on the binning machine weaves at the mall. Yo, y'all. Big ballin. Ballin. I'm tired to spend my own money. I'm calling. Calling.

It's what I need for a fee. Big bitch come and trick on me. On me. Trick, trick on me. Trick on me. I deal about. about an old cougar, 63, I'm talking by listen, I'm a five, I like my women old with all time.

Oh, yeah! Did you give me some money? Nope, she forgot. Yeah. Did you give me some money? No, she forgot. Did you give me some money? No, she forgot.

I ran it up, nigger, about 50 a block. Oh, trick on me, trick on me, trick on me, trick on me. Trick on me! Do you work your chips on me. Trick on me. Trick on me. Trick on me. Trick on me.

Trick on me. Oh, and put your tits on me. Trick on me. Don't you trick on me? Trick on me. Trick on me. Don't you trick on me. It depends.

I like my women in the pen. Wow. Oh, let me bring that that back. What's you do. Jay your head. Independence. Independence. I like my women, independent.

Depend. T-E-E-E-N-D-F Y'all D-E-D-E-N-D-L What? D-E-D-E-L D-E-E-E-E You can sing a citizen. Trick on me.

Trick on me. Tric on me. Tric on me. Fifty-three. Tricky-O-Drag. Trick on me. You feel this bitch. Trick on me.

You stank it old funky. Wait, wait. That's enough stop. Cut it on shit. Forget about me. Listen here You need to leave Stop

Let's do it You need to leave Bro You need to leave Don't look Don't look at me Stop, You Obey you

You need to leave You need to leave Oh shit Oh man I'm not wrong with having those type of standards, because that's what you're on in life. That's the best father. That do y'all, and y'all want a man to keep him

morning with you? Mm-mm. Um. Yeah, no. I don't want to know. Talk your shit. Talk your shit. Oh, I want to have a shit.

I don't really give a fuck about what any good guy going on. Damn. I really don't. Except for all the other shit that she said he got an ad going on. But that's what he got. She's talking about his personal business. Like, you know, him fucking with other bitches, all that shit.

I don't, if we're not in a relationship, I don't really give a fuck what you got going on. Especially if you're supposed to be doing. I'm just doing what you need to be doing. Talk to shit. I'll see your other girl. Hi girl. You ain't worry about the crabby, daddy, formula.

Now you're kidding. No, I'm sorry about the crabby paddy for me. You're capped. You're not that cool. You're not that. You're not going to see a knick out that you fuck away with others. Be like, hey girl, what's your baby?

You know he got that bad. You two men, go, thank you. Congratulations. Congratulations. No, me. I would go speak. You would go speak. You're like gangster like that.

I would. I would. And then what happened? And then walk away. No, you won't. Yeah, I would. But I do that to be kind. That'll fuck him up.

What if he tell you, what if you tell her to kiss you? Oh, okay. Why would you talk about something like this? So what? Why would you walk up? Why would you walk up? But why would he ask me to kiss her and they had a dinner? I didn't know.

She already had been told to kiss you. Because he's seen you walking. Whoa. Oh. How are you here? I'm so confused. No, you was walking up and say hello. If he's already not seen it.

He's like, hey man. Shout right here, man. They're my people, man. I'm in bed. She dumb if she do that. You're done for walking home. Uh-uh. What I'm saying?

You're walking over to say hello. What if you walk over to say hello? And he'd be like, hey, baby, what's up? This is my other lady I was telling you about. You know what I mean? What's up with you baby? Say hello. She's like, hey, but why heard so much about you,

that pussy must be real good for you to keep me to. I mean, he might be like, girl it is. But this got to be somebody. Now have a seat. Now we can see. I don't pull a chair. Trick on me. Triggle me.

Triggle me. Triggle me. Oh. Oh. That's what I'm talking about. You don't get that together. Oh, no. You're doing the wall.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I don't hurt yourself. But that looks. Boy, they look like an ACA up to you. Don't do that.

That boy, that's all right. All right, y'all got the ambulance on. Don't fucking get his legs and stay like that, bro. Oh my God, man. Trick on me. Listen, man. I respect that perspective, though. You don't hear a lot of women say they don't want a nigga.

They don't give a fuck. Because women don't really want to know. We want to hear what we want to hear. But you know what? But you know what? We feel to realize. We ain't got no stems. Y'all don't.

Your soul, I'm glad you know. I love for a fact. I do that stuff. No, I'm not saying you though. But sometimes you know, sometimes I leave my rules at the house. You know, I leave my guidelines at the house. They're like, what you knicker for?

I was just looking for anything. You just find anything. I need to be stopping. I thought it to book it. But we all have been nice men. All of us have went through a phase where we ain't had no standards. It was one thing in the, it was one goal in mind.

What? That's it. You didn't know everything. You didn't see no. Nigger was stepping up a red flag like this. When I'm 1820, man, red flag. Yeah, excuse me. You got no furniture, but we can fuck right here.

Red, the hardest color seat one. She got another room to have some sex. She could have lived in a shed, nigga. I would have been in the shed with her. No, I remember one time I went over there one girl house. I swore on everything. She had no furniture. She had a love seat.

It was like a beanbag. Oh. She had a pole. She had a black cat. And then when I walked, when I walked in a room, I seen like a little pallet. I was like, okay. and that way the cat sleep.

So she was like, come on in the room. I'll come in the room. This bit laid on the pallet. I'm like, oh, shit, we got to lay. I thought they were the cat to sleep. Mm-mm. So I lay down. I see.

It was probably real piesty. Pist and pallet. Little palette. Listen, I can feel the flow. You feel it, but we're on the palate though. But I can feel the flow. I'm like, we literally on the flow. The cat, the cat come over.

I'm like, oh, shit. They can't sleep on the palate too. Oh. Oh, oh, fuck her while the cat on the planet. I still hit, but I knew then I was like, oh, I'm tripping. I shouldn't be fucking these bitch on the ballot. Oh my God. I think it's bad luck.

It's a black cat. I think it's bad luck. But she had some good pussy on, it was just on the palette. You went back, huh? He did. He did. I ain't ever go back. I turned to take in bed.

She was eating jello at the little chocolate pudding with this of all to her fist. I was like, I ain't never come back. With the knuckle part. She was eating with that part. With that part. Oh. Oh, hell, y'all! This one time she had no wash rags, nigga.

We finished fucking, she bought a whole towel out for me to wash off with the top half wet. I'm like, come on, man. I'm trying to wipe my dick off with the motherfucker, but you know, the towel big, so I got to step over the town and get the shit off. I'm like, man, you got to get some wash clothes. She's like, no, I just cut this up if it get to that. I'm like, oh. She's jacist. Hey, listen.

I say, oh. I'm like, that's all I guess. You know, another one of my rules. If I come over your house and your hot water heater is visible, I ain't fucking with you. Oh, man. Oh yeah. Something got to be cool.

You can hit. You're like, bitch. If I can see it, I ain't fucking with you. Yeah, but we all had them standards. Like, at them, them times, we ain't had no standards. You gotta go through the pitfalls. Some of the finest women I ever dealt with with poor. Yeah, they said, you gotta go through them pitfalls.

I'm talking about some beautiful poor ones. These ones. They went on to be like, like, drug dealer girlfriends and real successful like streets we didn't took them yeah I mean sometimes you take an L it'll change you like I know I got to see some of the bad so we got to save a bitch and bitch can't never save this we just automatically got to have my shit together yeah yeah god damn life it's dangerous in the city why you need to be having your shit when she's living one of them neighborhoods and you know it's

turked up over there but you get mad she's ready but you just got to get over there micka them is the most that's why you have that's why we went through that too Indiana Jones. See, that's why I like older women, because older women don't look at that shit like that. They already got, they're being in surviving streets. They're done. They just like, give me, give me that young dick.

Come out. Nope. And I come too. But when we go through that too, like, and they know that they're- You want Ms. Pam. Not in your stand. Oh, yeah, I definitely feel like my standards

wasn't always where they are now, for sure. Can you say you were going to put me in your wheel? It's niggas I don't fuck with them. Real? You have a check back on your old people in like, see how they're doing my old niggas like your old niggas yeah just make sure they like calling them or like looking on social media just the check and be like all right they still live yeah I know all my old niggas like a wellness check all your old

niggas fucked up you're fucked up they don't fuck with me no more oh I thought you meant ladies I was starting to see a pattern like if everybody you fucking went fucked up you heard what you said earlier hey I just brother I knew I had to like change my standards like last time I fuck with like I would say a quote unquote regular dude I walked in he had lawn chairs for his dining room table saying What's wrong with that? Oh, shit. And I say, you know what?

This is not the life I'm supposed. But that's the thing. It was laundry. It was all the way you look at it. I was like, you know what? This is like, you know what? This isn't right. This ain't right.

We find peace easier than y'all do. Like that, because a man is peaceful, we're having lawn chairs in his living room. That is not okay. That's fine for him. That's not okay for him. That ain't cool. But it's okay for him.

So you're going to make him change the standard. But we got standing with people with stupid shit too. Like, I don't want to fuck with a chick that eat hot dogs. Like if she had some hot dogs at home and eat them. I'm not fucking with that. Glissie mom, yeah.

What you fucking with that, me? What you think I worked hard for? I'll go in the bitch fridge where I see hot dogs. Lick! I'm not seeing her little smokies. Yeah, I agree. I just, it took it out of all the shit though. She chose to make hot dogs.

She got home. She got ears, though. What if she got kids? Do she got children? She probably got children. She got two. Oh, but then, yeah, she got to have hot dogs. You know, the little kids, you want them.

That, if you got. If she's single with hot dogs. So much shit, don't apply if you had a kid. My little dough loaf. See, you might have a girl that adventure. She might like out of dough food. I like out of food. And she's probably smoked.

I got to have two. High dog. You're tripping. You want a hot dog? Babe. What? Boy me two of them busy. Hey, man.

Not, no. What, bought me two of them. And I got the weed rolled up. I'm trying to get into her. Boy, too. What should have no hot dog. Hot dog. There's a lot of girls in her.

Yeah, because she knows they're going to be like ketchup. She made hot, she chose to make hot dogs, man. There's a lot of ratchet bitches in the hood. Like, I used to fuck with D.C. Mm-hmm. Because you just got some crazy-ass stories. Hot dogs, fucking with the cat on the palate. Oh, this nigga's lady, man.

There's a lot of ratchet bitches like, yeah. I told me, I got, I was blessed to be around a bunch of real niggas. Even though I had no father. I was blessed to be around real guys that gave me the game. And it wasn't until I started going through the shit that they were telling me about when I was young, I realized I should have been listening. My uncle told me you got to treat your dick

like you treat your social security number. You know what I mean? You got to be real selective with who you give it to. You give it to this all motherfucker. They're going to fuck your life up for ever. Right. So, yeah, that's some real shit right there. It's not until you just start giving that motherfucker away.

And then you think about it, that's way, that's just as valuable as your social. And you just wouldn't walk up to a one and be like, hey, my social is whatever. But we'll walk up and be like, hey, go this bitch. I should have waited two years. I'd say this. I should have waited for I started getting pussy.

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Puzzle one of the worst investments I ever made. It's just like, I don't invest it all this time and energy and pussy ain't made no return. It might be how you gave me. That's all you can be gabbing it wrong. I keep breaking either. Yeah, the game is read. Keep breaking either.

There is no end. See, to me, I got a rush. I don't hit a couple times. You know what I'm saying. So I'm telling. You can't be the nigger you are today without the pussy that's been given to you. Come on, man.

That's what I'm saying. Had I not been fucking with that pussy, I probably could have been the first black man to send a fucking rocket to the moon or some shit. I probably could have been great. Neuro. You could have been a superhero villain, you could have also been a superhero villainy.

Oh. Pussy hasn't been any other weird motherfuckers like that. Pussy balances you out as a man. Pussy, it shows you what your shit is supposed to be and not supposed to be. Pussy is the greatest gift God ever gave, but it wouldn't be shit, if you, if it wasn't for this dick to come up in there, you wouldn't know nothing about how to get that pussy words. See, that's the nuisance.

If it wasn't for us having this dick to put up there, you wouldn't know how good who pussy was. How would you know? How would you know if it wasn't for us? I think about that how would you know it doesn't matter though because that's why a lot of women are walking around here thinking they got great pussy because the niggas it's false no it's not going to nut no matter what that is a mess with he said you could be fucking humping carpet but it's the friction I mean you don't know I ain't going to stop away from whatever you certain niggins that nigga's fucking carbon he said I'm gonna let you know I was certain niggins fucking niggins

fucking niggins for rub burn on a dick oh I ain't a cat time you're gonna nudge. I ain't a whole cap. That's not true. But if I'm fucking you for a long time, your pussy back. I mean, of course. I'm fucking, okay. I agree.

I'm like, shoday. I've been in here 10 minute. Hey man, come on, man. Let's hear this shit. 10 minutes. They heard this shit. I don't think you're fucking. You got my whole rock name hurt.

I told you that. I know that, but 10 minutes. What you mean? 20 is the max. 20 is the max. Depending on who getting it to you. You don't want 10. 20 is the max.

No, I'm saying. Yeah, 20 is the, I'm not trying to fuck for longer than 20 minutes, no. Okay, I can respect that. But Lose said some shit, I got to be in your credit. Losei, he's just looking for some pussy that stay wet with the ceiling fan on. That's it. That is, listen.

That's all. Turn that ceiling fan on, fellas. I'm telling you, you get some pussy, you got to sit. You got to have a ceiling fan, so hopefully you do. But turn that motherfucker on. He's like, could you turn the fan off? It's making me. Nope.

My pussy ain't good as you thought it was. You failed the test. Oh, my God. Someone wouldn't be using coconut oil. I know yes sir ski they're using coconut oil oh have a big the big ball can you pay me that what I aren't children and having you been I'm big that name you see whatever you need do that we're gonna put our book out on the same day why I put mine out you put yours out and we sell them as a unit I'm okay

you're using them anyway oh yeah we're using them amen come on man I'm I'm a freaking safety man chill out because I'm saying coconut oil's and a break down The filter that pussy filter is a that you get to that's what you get to as a point is the man like I'm not just I can't just be out here just fucking all the time because I got to use a condom and that shit is a waste of time And you don't need like use a condo? I don't know. I use it when I got to me and I don't know that's why I don't fuck as much as I could nowhere near because it's like I don't know you and I know that if I got the fuck it's going to be with the condom on and I can fuck whatever well you won't be mad like you still like No, I'm not going to. This is the censored version of that person. So you never have came with the condo?

Yeah, but when I was a young nigga, yeah, because it was just like, now is I know what You know the secret to having to have the busts in a nut with a condo? You got to think about Charlie and the Chalky factory. What? You do. In a world of pure imagination. Hey, now you and Joe Wives him up on. I'm never thinking about no Charlie nothing when I miss the phone.

No. just say you have to use your imagination and remember the time what real pussy felt like that's it that's it yeah that's it yeah that's right that's right that's right god damn it oh shit i lost it i lost it i lost hello you still there oh it's still there See, I'm safe. That'd be the best way for, man. If anybody in the advertising industry, if you're making condoms, all you have to do

is advertise condoms that feel like real pussy. Right, and you know what? We need to come out with them. We need to make some condoms called raw dogs. Because when you fuck with them, it feel like you raw dog. That's a good idea. How about we take it even further?

We could be the first men that invent condoms that you don't even need pussy for oh no you got had a pussy I ain't trying to something to no push you just took it I ain't trying to sensitive to nigger you at the crib and you just put them on yeah I'm just come hell now hey no hey boy appreciate that I'm like oh what you talking about what you talking about what you're not about y'all nigga saved my life bro well if it wasn't for you nick this fucking these holes huh what the fuck did you Boycotting outside.

You motherfuckers them fucked up the game with that shit. Eighty-five south of us going with me out of here. This is a boycott the shit out of you think is that fucked up the game. I ain't made a reservation and mothers a dot on the car on top. You don't need no pussy. Just put that motherfucker on like a patchman. Mm-mm. Oh.

That nigger. I'm straight on up. I'm scared. I'm scared. Oh, my God. Ah. Man, these motherfuck. It's real!

I can't inventing that one. I'm gonna'all. Hey man, wait to the Japanese people here about this. Your idea, we like. They're already making fake cooches. They're gonna be calling me. Hello, Carlos. I'm telling you.

That one going to go. And they had the fake fuss. I might not have worded it right, but the condom that you put on and make you bust another, regardless, that shit'll go. What if a nigga asked you to make a mold out of your pussy? That's feel weird. Did y'all see that post with him in here got that, uh, chain made off that lady pussy.

Salute to that nigger, man. He got her pussy molded. Salute to that nigga, man. That nigga went and got him a chain made with his girl pussy on it. Word? Yeah. That shit was fat. That shit was fat at fun.

Oh, that's a conversation piece. That's a conversation. You know how much pussy he's going to get because he got that pussy around this man? I want to meet the girl. I want to meet her. That would be weird. Because that pussy off the chain. Like, that's smart as fuck.

No. Like, is that pussy? You know what y'all got to do? Link up? Mm. And that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's gonna make you want to talk to a nigga. You see a nigga? No, it's not.

So do y'all see like, like, like, like, okay. That shit might be fake. Y'all have been through this before. Oh, we already know. You didn't say that. Y'all have been through this before. We all already know.

I just thought of what chain I want. I need the diamond test. Really? What change you want? The double D titters with the diamond nipples. Oh. And you're going to be gold with the diamond. Gold tits.

You got to have one gold with the diamond nipples. You got to have your face. Sanging a little bit. Stretch mark. Diamonds in the stretch marks. Oh no. Oh, you can touch the one and that motherfucker drop a little bit every time you got damn hit it up.

Ooh, that's smart. Diamond in the stretch mark. It got a head a half. No, ain't nowhere. Ain't nowhere. No, I'm saying. It's like a little gold. Like in, like, in, like, look, all.

Yeah, like the, it's on the titty. It's probably to be like an eyelash to fill out. That's it. Something we can blow off. Ain't no hair supposed to be nowhere on the tith. That's what you're saying. Yeah, it's something going on. Flag on the play.

Hey on the titty. What's her name? Greg, mm-mm-mm. That's my worst nightmare. What? Seeing a tit. I don't want to take me out and let a nigger see you without your makeup on.

First date. Yeah. First date? Yeah. So you go on the first day with no makeup on perfect? I mean, not every time, but I will go on, I have gone on the first day with a nigga with no makeup on. Because I mean, I pretty much was the same. We post on Instagram all time with no makeup.

And on our own. For some women, that's a thing like that you can't see them without their makeup on. How long do you take to take your head on? Never, nigga. I'm always on Instagram with my hat off. You know what time is. I'm not happy. You see how that just made your reaction?

You see how that just made your reaction? Cut it out. Cut it out. I can't go away. I can't go away. Cut it out. Who's that? Who's that name?

Sharm in him? You got damn right. To a deluxe in the sky that's better than the one you live in. Oh, god damn it. Go ahead. But that's not. But that's not. Love it.

Love it. That's the point. That's the point of this lady. Yeah. Motherfuck was afraid to keep it 100 and be who they is. I love me. I know that's right. Nobody else think about it.

That's why I ask like, because the makeup, I love women without makeup on, and then eyelashes, wouldn't you take them off? Oh, these extensions. Oh, yeah, so you got this. They mean those surgeries. They made out of clean. So even when I don't have makeup on,

like they still. They still be able. I'm talking about when you got to see you without them on. Oh, during quarantine, I didn't have my lashes and we recorded a few videos. How do you get extension? What's the other things?

I looked different. I mean, they last longer. Like, so you put on strip lashes. You got to put them on every day because you got to put the glue on it being applied extensions you laid up for two hours and they put them on each individual lash damn that beauty process is yeah it's a lot but they last for like a month you know how much do they cost I mean it's like you're gonna see law buy a citizen you got to get it

refilled every three weeks yeah so you get it's 150 every three weeks no 70 so you get it's 150 when you first get them in 75s every so is it like a type of lash that you can get that cost like I heard a girl say they got like mink they made out like mink lashes they got slashes that was caused more than 150 out of so much no wait you are you talking about like the the ones that you can take on and off no i'm talking about the extension yeah sometimes they'll have like the you know people oh yeah those are probably like 250 yeah they'll be like 200 too so instead instead you're just getting a script to go well i wear strips

they gotta just show up with the 250 amen we can go get done to ourselves that that we can show up with that equate You just gotta show up with the 250. Go crazy. That's it. Ain't nothing a nigga could go do. I can't, I mean, I could go get a weed, but you're gonna judge the fuck out.

No, we talked about this. You can get the micro pigmentation. I'm not doing that shit. I wouldn't judge you if you had a lace front. We both got lights on. What's on that? No. Not at all.

Are you going to get the micro pigment? Never. Because I love this shit. This shit is real. I know that's right. You got a little three little head. You're not a little ball right there, isn't.

No, I mean, no. Listen, if you see where I came from, this is an accomplishment. Yeah. Like this is a comedy. You got that Tommy Pickles right there. Oh, you hit me. That's hilarious. You know what it is?

It's the homin the clown. When you really, it's that homie to play that. It's really what it is. It's really what it is. It's all the how you wear it, man. It's the confidence. That's what I'm putting out. You got to have a comedy.

That's what it is. That's what it is. If I die this shit, red nigga, I'd be home of the clown. I wouldn't let you do that. Why not? That's why I was stepping in. But like, bro, you want to get that. I'd be like, no, Carlo.

Let him do that. We got to do it. That's the dynamic out. We got to live that shit out. We always do that. That's a dream of here. Would you ever use Beijing? Bajin?

No. Man, fuck that shit, bro. Get the Jared Curl next, bro. When we get like our bids and shit done, like to do our bids, like to put like stuff a little bit in the line crispy, but I wouldn't go get like the Ray Lewis. No. Girl, shit.

Salute the Ray. Hey, man, I love you, Ray. Break up a damn, Tico. All right, my nigg. I don't want no problem with Ray but Ray you'd be having that that man fuck that that shit I'm gonna get me a whole two pay no not even the whole full just the middle why just cuz just cuz no I'm getting the two pay no I'm getting the two pay now that shit costs a lot them whigs y'all be wearing them motherfuckers

should get up to thousands oh yeah for sure my man rich what rich white man style gonna have a silk bag for the two pay I do have a silk bag for my weeks sure up looking like that they call good fellas that Robert and when I put it No, my accent, my accent gonna change when I put it on. What would you say, what'd you say, what would you say? What would you say? What did you say? What did you say?

What did you say? Watch how you speak to me, you peasant. Oh, my. Do you know who I am? Who art thou? Who art thou? I am Theodore Carlos Miller. Hmm, Theodore Carlos Miller.

Of Scotland, first of my name, third of my kind. Third of my name. That's my shit right there, first of my name. A third of my kind. A third of my kind. I am the oldest. I am B, first of my name. I am the oldest of my father's brethren.

It is I. Of all the children my mother bore. It is I who was born without a name because I'm that unique. So you are the zeroth of your name. I am the zeroth of unborn. creature I'm not in my. Silence!

You speak foolishness from your mouth. I knew when you walked in that you will not have roared to you, but a peasant. A fool in disguise. Hush! You mustn't speak to him in that manner.

He is of good cloth and a good spirit. He is one of us. I come to... No, is an ass-women awaiting upon these. How dare you? Are you going to bestow an ass-whip-upin upon him? I shall give it, he shall receive it. Then it is settled.

Three o'clock Saturday, but there would be no ass-whippings, only a beating. Prepairs you must with your little coins and your few trinkets. Hey, he, here, he, here, hey, all people up the line. 3 p.m. Saturday, there would be a dude.

Theodore Carlos Miller first of his name versus DC Zero of his name And that would be a Royal Feastor Paid for by the family of the one with zero in front of his name That thing here, Steve in here

Fuck, man. Hey man, it's a whole Thanksgiving at this bitch Yeah, man. Hey, I got questions for y'all what y'all think like Friday. going to look like this shit I don't want to shop on black friday I want to shop on white Monday yeah I think if we can have a black friday they should like white wins what you're going to stop and whatever you can take is yours right

and just go in and cut out motherfucker that way asshole fuck you can just go up you ass or tell them how much you want to pay for this shit I ought to be able to pay what it said in the paper now you advertise them for 129 and I just feel like That's just a little bit too hot. Yeah. I want to speak to the manager. What a coupon is it? I got the coupon right here.

Right here. It says it right there. What is that? It's a doorbuster. 6 a.m. to 9 o'clock. Oh, okay. It's going to be $29. I get to the register.

The girl wants to charge me original price, slash right there, $129. I want what the coupon. Come down. It's not that serious. No, no, God. Ain't no coming down. We just go get the other one, honey. That coupon has a spy.

Well, wait a minute now. It hasn't expired. It has expired. How are you going to tell me keep on expired? And they just sent it to the house. Just yesterday, they're sending to the house. Look at the paper. Look at the paper.

It says yesterday. Look at the paper. The news was running late. It says yesterday. It says October. Okay. All right. What's today?

It's no video. It's black, white Wednesday. It's white Wednesday. It's December the 3rd. You got to take your money out. Let's just go, honey. Let's just go. I want to shop on white Wednesday black Friday is offensive because I'm black

and I'd be black every Friday they don't know about nothing everything should be free in like the sentence taxed black people should get an extra discount how they're going to use our shit no fuck that I don't that's what I'm saying not for everybody black people specifically it should be black people get an extra extra all because y'all they're using our shit we should get a cut of that black Friday is very probably. Yeah. And we've been waiting about

situations anyway. I didn't even know why they called black Friday until they explain to me like most of them. That's when the black people went on sale. Well, that's not what I was told, but I couldn't believe that. Most companies are in the red up until this Friday when most people start shopping for Christmas and it puts them in the black and they... Why you think they say in the black?

The only way that you can make money in America was selling black people so everybody want to be in be in my brother my brother oh yeah yeah yeah but if you do go outside on black Friday 85% man don't don't be tripping don't be the motherfucker don't be the motherfucker don't be the motherfucker let that shit go man like you ain't grab it on me that shit don't be on TV don't be outside arguing with them white people pull your phone out and ask them some black shit when they get the customer acting like Karen just ask them if they I saw the Gucci and Jesus battle.

Talking a shit. What did you say? Have you seen the battle? Excuse me, beg your pardon? Jesus and Gucci battle. Whoop and the snowman. Who's that? Who's that?

You ain't seen the battle. There's a frosted snowman? No, no, Jesus's a snowman. You make a wintertime. So you're saying there is a snowman at the Gucci store? Sir, this is Walmart. There's a snowman at the Gucci store. They sell snowmen over.

Don't sell Gucci or snow here. I don't know where the Gucci is. Oh. Oh. You're just scared the shit out. That's how you feel. Snowman at the Gucci store. That's how you feel.

Snowman. You got to catch. Snowman at the Gucci store. Snowman Snowman at the Gucci store I don't shop in here no more Snowman Snowman

Snowman in the Gucci store Sir this is a Walmart This is a Walmart This is a Walmart Snowman at the Gucci door I'm shopping here no more Snowman Snow.

No, listen here, fellas, that's all well and good, but this is Walmart, buddy. I don't know what it's to tell you. I don't know anything about snow or anything like that. You don't guys don't have to Gucci here? Excuse me, sir? You don't have to Gucci? They may have some over in the deli. Gucci and the deli?

Well, we know they got shacks. We know they got shacks. They got shacks. Where do you think you are, sir? This is a Walmart. This is Walmart. Well, where are the mayonnaise? They don't have to get you,

because they do have a bunch of russell. Whole bunch of mayonnaise. Well, can you put them to the aisle of the mayonnaise now? Russell. Excuse me? What you say? Valia.

Some whole bunch of the white good stuff. Mm. Mm. What's the name of that color brand they got? One month there, everybody, they make pigeons and stuff. The Hagler. Fade it glory. What about the Hagler?

They don't have money wranglers, but they got that Faddy Glory, boy. You can get too live. I just always you'll get those rings. Dude a few of those rings. Yeah, glory in the F-150. F-1-50. You know, grandpa had it forward.

F-150, I'm best grandpa somebody. We buried him in the faded floor. That's this best grandpa's life. Every time you bring a heart, you know what to do, shit me. Don't cry. Sir, you just got your new earring. Don't cry.

You just got your new earring, man. That's why you're crying. It still hurts. It still hurts. Still hurts. You know where you got it done. Where? Walmart.

This is Walmart. I got it up there, Walmart, up there. I asked him to get it to cross up there. They went up there at Walmart, put me in the back up there. I went back up, I had a hot chair. I sit in the hot chair. I got in the hot chair, he just posted right in my front. I was like, oh, Grandpa, I loved that.

Yeah, it was in there. Right up there, up there, Walmart, up there. Right up here at Walmart. You did a damn good job, it looks good. Hey, sitting in there perfectly. Hey, you know what else? You know what else? You look tougher.

You look like a tough some bitch. now now you look now you look like you mean business man don't crack because you're tough oh you're like a tough guy like you gonna walk Popeye's ass or something yeah strong too you're strong buddy you got that ring on the first finger mostly don't wear the ring you punch some bitch in the face with that ring if you hit somebody in the eye with that ring and you fucking twist it you can twist the motherfucker's eyeball out god damn you know what we don't sell those at Walmart they don't sell that at Walmart nope Because I wouldn't right up there up there up there at Walmart up there.

And I got that there that ain't far right up there at Walmart up there. I didn't believe until you showed up with the air raid room. And you even showed up here looking like a badass, total badass with this fucking fucking prime time. I don't know where the fucking money. Must be the money. Must be the goddamn money. I knew when he had that fucking diamonds in those fucking airmen.

I thank you because I love black women. That's one thing I do. I love black women. Black line matter. Black line matter. I really do. I really do. Like, I had some tits matter, too.

I really do. I mean, they matter so much more than anything else ever mattered to me. Excuse me? You know what I mean? I see movies Friday and tell me who she is. I know the movies. You got the hairstyle. Booty call.

That's a good one. That was a great. That's a good one. I'm gonna read and say tits since. Won't nobody else say it. Stop crying. You stop crying, buddy. You're fucking baiting.

Won't nobody else say it, but hey, it needs to be said. Yeah, I just like this, thank you guys. Nobody can make macaroni cheesebair and black women. Nobody. Never. Nobody, baby. That's a key sweat song there. I know that too.

Exactly. God, damn it. I'm real culture. Yeah, I know it. I like her. You know his shit. Me and Grandpa actually, I'm so sorry. Bubba.

Hey, D.C. What say? What's a, come damn it. Now you got me crying, though. I mean, I'm sorry, guys. I mean, we know we should listen to the Quatt Storm. Don't Paul wasn't bad.

Shut your ass up. Shoot your ass up, man. Sing the hugged again. Wonger in the other one. In the Dunder and Rain. Not that. In the Dunder and Rain. Rain against my skin.

He loved that song. I don't like that one. Tell him to sing the snowman at the Gucci store again. I like that one. No, no, no, no. Snowman at the Gucci School. You're talking my grandpa's favorite songs on the price school. That was good, man.

That was good, man. He was, and he loved those songs. Oh, my God. Man, I mean, there's a meat ting in the bedroom. It was a classic. He locked the nose. Yeah. He's always coming around.

Wait, you see my dick. Yeah. Wait, you see my dick. Like, Grandpa, don't put your dick out. No, wait, do you see my teeth? Grandpa, we're in the Walmart. Don't overlaught your dick. He said, where's your grandmother?

Guys, we're going to have to ask you, turn the music off and cut it out. This is a Walmart. This is a- We're talking about our grandpa. Grandpaw fucking loved this one. Sir, we're going to have to ask you to leave. You can't do all this. No, we're here. We have two beautiful African-American princesses here.

Wait a minute. These girls are from Africa. Beautiful African-American princesses. Y'all from Africa. Yes. Baps. We're there here with us. Beautiful African-American princesses.

Ma'am, are you African-American princesses? Yes. Yeah, we're here with us and I love it. I never thought I'd be accompanied by VAPS. Oh. They're here. I'm happy. You know what else?

You probably use blank soup. No. I actually do. And you know what else? I use the word ebony when I search for porn. I use black so but it mirrors my nipples. That's the only time you ever use that word. Any other time you never use the word ebony, but I use the word ebony when I search.

I'll take it. even further than that buddy I search mahogany oh wow I've never you never you're a hell of game if grandpa thinks you that oh god damn everybody got me crying oh sorry you ain't got a girl man you ain't got a girl man you said this is a warm this is a warm girl was a great man why indeed one thing but my grandpa it was a great man on our three. He wrote those arms.

He was a good bit. Look, look, look. You're up your shoulder. You know what that means in their community practice. She wants you to feel better. You know what I mean? Don't be afraid. I didn't say all that crazy.

You know what, me? Would you date somebody like me? No, you're a cissy. I'm a hoon. Hey, wait a goddamn minute. Don't you disrespect my goddamn bro. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. My dick is down to my ankle. Don't do me like that. Oh, my brother, god damn, sis. My dick is down to my ankle. My dick is down to my ankle. You're gonna tell me that's like that. Hey, you shouldn't have started with their girl,

no, I told you about messers with them girls. That guy, that came was even booed earlier. I just told Jasmine up, who worked at Walmart up there, who did my ring. You better go ask Jasmine about me. Listen, listen. Because I'll tell her that answer.

Listen. I'm not with that pink balls. This is a Walmart. One thing about these pink balls right here, two things for sword. It's kangaroo. You hear me. I don't have that thing

looks like a cake root house now, man you know what I'm like, you know what? Yeah, his grandpa told us what's that fucking grandpa. What thing about my grandpa? He always told me he turned up. He told me to tear that pussy up. Oh!

He always talked to that. He said, grandson, one thing on that 50, one thing you knew, he's gonna tear some pussy. He said, you always need that pussy like a cake of rupout, huh? And that's all I remember, every time I fucking something,

I said, he was like a cake root out. Right, as we were listening to end, the thunder and rain. That's his favorite song. People are like to take root up. It's my skin. Any time. Y'all are fucked up people as person.

So I miss Grandpa's Oup. That's our fucking song there. I'm a middle of God. Poor man. Wouldn't that be awesome if Janet Jackson came on here to talk to us? You know what he'd be? You know what be even better? You know what be even better?

If she let her see her titty. Whoa. It's been 20 years since I've seen that, Titty. I'm going to see it again. What's Tudan? What's it? It slipped at the Super Bowl. It wasn't no accident.

I thought I was the first. I thought I was the first person who saw it. You got a screenshot that then? I had it wind up. I had the camera where you can wind up. I just had a feeling. It was going to slip. And Justin Tiberlake said,

who I said, bough. That's America. America is great. This motherfucker got a picture of Judge Jackson. Titty ain't never showed nobody. I want I want somebody to send me the updated version like with all the technology that's thing came out now I want to see like an HD clear picture of that titty that was shocking when that happened I didn't know Janet Jackson nipple was that big she was like she probably told to her matter of fact just take it off you're like yeah fucking take it

oh so you want to real that bit take it off just so it can sound like michael and I'm right oh you know both of sound a lot yeah we'll talk to each time yeah I feel like I'm going to sound like that. I feel like the teddy would have been any bigger it would have been offensive to America. Like that did it was just. I'm saying you saw the backlash. That titty caught.

Think if there was a D Titty. Like if that she would have ripped it off and it was a whole D. We probably would have never even had another Super Bowl. You feel like too big? Yeah. But what if it were like sang? It's too big.

Like saggy, say. By their standards, it is. How much black titty would they put on TV before it would be like, wait a goddamn minute. Look at the backlash that she called for that little piece of titty. That was not a bad man. That was gonna go to jail. You're going to jail.

That's a lot. That is vulgarity and it's finest. You're pulling them motherfuckers out on TV. They lock somebody up. That's too much. That's too much. That's what I'm saying. It was just enough titty where it wasn't too much content.

wasn't too much controversy but if it would have been like big I feel like they would have brought the police out or something I think that made America come together how we made us come together there wasn't a unifying moment because everybody saw it and it was the perfect it wasn't no criticism nobody ever had nothing bad to say about nobody would have what I'm saying everybody got up oh you see that shit oh oh you see that shit What the fuck? This is amazing.

And it was decorated. Give me a hug! It was decorated. See, even the women don't remember. That shit was legendary. I mean, at 10, I was like, that's a nice city. And you think that was a happening now. JT. Who?

From the city girl. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Very, very respectful, Tid. I miss it. Can I go back to city? It's a round. It's a round.

It's a real. It's a real. What he said. Ain't nothing bad you can say about that too. That's a nice titty. You got to see that one. It's on all right? Yeah, it's on nothing.

I didn't know that was out. I got to check out. He's like, that I. Did you see the slip? No, nigger, go find this left, nigga. It was a nice titty too. Top tier. Top tier.

Top tier titty. Yeah. Top tier titty. Brud, the titty so nice. I want to go to top tier titty. A top tier titty. A top tier titty. A top tier titty.

I did it. Top-tier Titty! Hey! Top-tier Titty! Hey, everybody. I want to get. I want to get. We're going to have the best time of your life.

The Titty is so nice. It looks so good. Except it in every neighborhood. Everywhere it go, the people see, it's like, damn, is that a double D? Because it's nice, and it's heavy. I want to take the Titty riding in the Chevy. Everywhere I go, I'm looking at the red,

around to try to see if the air re-cola's brown. Yeah. A top-tit-titty. Come on, yo. Come on, y'all. Come on, y'all. Talk-Tid Titty. Say what now?

She got them. Top Tid Titty. Yes, you do, y'all. All the way from 4949, you can have the greatest time of your life. We welcome everybody. Top Tidty, City. We'll be open to the location in your name. Good soon.

Double it. So please. Come check us out at top-tier titty. Top-tier tities for everyone. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Top-tier titties for every one. Cut, that's the commercial right there. And great, put your titty's up.

All right. We can not wait for the grand opening of top-tenth-tie. Hey, man, you gotta get out of here. No, we want to serve it top tip tip. What? Carlos Bonap. Whoa. People keep asking about it.

Got to give them update. We're coming soon. We're working. About to bring the liquor to the business. Uh-oh. And then bring their business to the liquor. That's where we're going. That was a nice.

So ladies, this is y'all second time on the show, man. How have things changed since the first appearance? I'm able to afford some top tier tini. That was yours already. You're bald, though. God gave you those. I'm sick of you lying, Lex. I have a problem.

She got more than $3 now. She didn't have a $3? Last time I came about $3, now I got. Talk your shit. A net worth trip. What side your teet is? What side of your teeth? Big.

I don't even know. I don't really wear bras because I don't even. You don't even got time. I don't even got time for that shit. Titi to me. She can't wear no bra because her teetoo to me. Titty too big. Wow.

Titty to be. Uh-huh. She got a top two titty. Sing it, bro. It's like that was some heart. Hit that note. A top-tee-titty. Oh, she got a tauti-tetee-tee-day.

I said, Don't get it's driving me crazy. Can I press me even know I ain't no baby? It's so deep. It's driving me crazy. Can I press feed even know I ain't no face? Tap-teet-tee-ee-dee. Ooh.

I said, can I press Bede? Come on. Come on. Come on. Hey. Can I press Bede? Can I press Bid-T-T-T-T-T-T-E. She got a tap-T-T-T-D-D-E.

Biggle. Biggle. Big-Biggle. Big-o. B-G-O. B-G-O-B-L-L-L-L. Ha-L-L-L-L. Ha-L-L-L-T.

Hey, man, we go out on the choir store. Fuck that. We got too many hits. Have so many hips, bitch. This nigga come out of nowhere. Hey, man. Well, there you have it.

Yes. Happy Thanksgiving. We appreciate y'all coming to fuck with us, man. Of course. Happy Thanksgiving. We and D.C. got to come to y'all show. Yay, you have to. I got to come to talk of y'all shit.

Y'all are so crazy. All you. You all got great. I got to read the gym. Oh. And the girl's good. I'm looking for the Bd-B. What's they?

Oh, that's good for you. What's the girl? Oh, my shit ain't B-D-B. I got a good thing. No, a B-B is a big dick baller, not your head. Oh, I think it's just as she's an elegant grade of what's left. This nigga say it might be fucked up. My shit is three scenes.

Yeah, for real. God damn, my shit was got there. Why the hell I'm wondering in their category? Because I said the girls are looking for a Bitty B. I know, and you were like, oh yeah, you can come too, you know, they're going to be the Bid-Bee. Well, no. You got a girl.

Because you love a girl. Oh, okay. I'm in the group. Yeah. You're looking at the president. Yeah. You're looking at the president. Yeah.

Looking at the treasurer. Both definitely, but thank y'all. We know that you're doing, man. Thank you. Keep doing your fame, man. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Happy Thanksgiving, all the 85% is all the people who watch us. Eat all the pussy. Eat all the booty, man. Yes, sir. Yeah, sir. Hey, keep the barris away. If you're gonna shop on Black Friday, please be careful and be mindful of the fact you this shit out here killing motherfuckers.

Real, for real. Shit, reel it in a TV, man. You already got a TV man. No standing lying to buy another motherfucking TV man. This has been another episode of the 85 South Show and we will see y'all when we see y'all. The next shot! We're gonna be over the fuck, bro. Wait.

This is a Mayola again? You are. You look gassy. You look gassy. You look gassy. I was in my ear, it's a little high. Uh-uh. Uh-uh.

One more what? A sudden piece. A little toasted. It was. It was. I'm filthy. Oh, wait. Sometimes my Bible, it comes along like this.

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