The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - That BHooty Hole With Karlous Miller Clayton English & Pour Minds | Ep. 256

Episode Date: October 5, 2020

On this hilarious episode, Karlous invites two of his favorite female podcasters into the trap. The hosts of the their own podcast "Pour Minds" Lex P and Drea Nicole provide a different perspective on... things from a feminine point of view and Clayton pulls up to educate the people. Of course they talk about That BHOOTY! FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:43 Amen. Right. Just dedicate to Don Julio, whoever you feel. I know exactly who I'm dedicated. You poured out of your Uncle Charles. I did have Uncle Charles. You did? I swear to God, and he died.
Starting point is 00:01:54 Do you miss him? No. Oh. He was actually my auntie's little boo thing. And he used to cheat on her. And then he died. Your auntie might have made him. Huh?
Starting point is 00:02:06 She didn't have that walk, though. Tell the truth. She said, well, whatever it did. I don't know. Because your auntie would tell you, baby, this thing ain't really used to be. She's always being smoking. I said, no, I want to cheat. You don't do nothing.
Starting point is 00:02:18 I know she used to be sucking on dick. Naya, because you were sitting on them cigarettes. You know you're smoking cigarettes. You know you've got to be dry. Yeah. You see somebody smoking cigarettes. No, yeah. Mm-mm.
Starting point is 00:02:29 All can't have no choice. See? Damn. He didn't want to keep sticking- He was ready to go. He was ready to go. He was ready to go. He was ready to die.
Starting point is 00:02:37 He was ready to get out of this. He didn't want to keep stinging this digging that exhaust pipe. Oh, oh, cigarette Shirley back here. Oh, did. Not cigarette, Shirley. Oh, no. Not un-teen. You ready?
Starting point is 00:02:51 We got them, we got them joints. We all? Yeah. Is there something I'm supposed to say? specifically. Hey man, just look at the camera. Dedicate, you don't know how to dedicate the living to know about?
Starting point is 00:03:02 Yes. She ain't hood, you know that. I'm sure like, I'm going to dedicate this so all the BDBs out there. If you don't know what a BDB is, it's a big dick baller. Period. Why you just ain't say my name?
Starting point is 00:03:16 You're going to dedicate it to me. Well, cheers to the Bidibees. I have you had to do with the eggs. No. Oh. All the BDBs and the BDBs in the the building. If there's some other beady bees in here, y'all can say hi. Yeah, I'm the only one. I'm the only one. Oh, no. Nice. Hey. Why? Why is that? I'm crying. Mika pop in humbly. Hello.
Starting point is 00:03:46 Hi, it's me. I'm dead. Give me some of that. The caprice son. See? You know, I ain't trying to get too lit, ma. We're about to get too lit. Shit, I couldn't tell from that poor you just did. I sat down. When you're No, stop. Look, everybody in this room is grown. And these ladies are drinking because they want to. Period. I mean, our show is called Poor Mines. That's what we do.
Starting point is 00:04:10 Well, and this is 2020. You have to put those kinds of disclaimers out. I'm dead. You do. I mean, well, not with us. Nah, yeah, not with us, but I mean, he's right, though, you do. Yeah. You know, I'm successful.
Starting point is 00:04:23 Just to be on the safe side. Just to be on the safe side. I'm grown. Me too. I know that's right. I've been grown for a long time. I'm about to start laughing to everything because I'm a little tips to nine. Because Carmo's goofy.
Starting point is 00:04:37 You're so goofy. No, don't do that. Don't do me like that. No, but you really are funny, though. Well, I appreciate that. Well, duh. What? You really are funny though.
Starting point is 00:04:49 No, because he said don't do me like that, because I say he's so goofy. I'm dead. That's our favorite thing to talk about. What? Me? Besides that, I wake up every morning, I'm like, Drea. Did you see Carlos today? Beach, and I'd be like, bro.
Starting point is 00:05:03 Did you see his last tweet on the timeline? Oh, my fucking eyes. I'm hilarious. I thought y'all was on vacation, according to Instagram. Why you thought he was on vacation? Because, nigga, you on a boat. Somebody said, I'm gonna call Shottie a parrot at this point. Ain't no way you got them always on the boat.
Starting point is 00:05:22 Somebody said that to me in one of my comedies. Do you know a nigga in the Navy or something? I'm dead. How are you always on these boats and shit? Can you swim? Yeah, I can swim. Because actually, one of the boats I was on, the dude told me he wouldn't go wave my ass if I could.
Starting point is 00:05:40 He didn't mean if you fell off the boat. I thought you meant like, say he in life. No, he was saying he was going to save nobody if they fill off the boat. We was on our own. But you can swim? Yeah, I can swim. Okay, I feel a lot safer than that. I can swim very good.
Starting point is 00:05:54 Yeah. I got some built-in flotation devices. Those shit's work. Because them teeth look heavy. They don't look like them. They're going to stick straight to the bottom. He's some anchors. I don't know why I'm trying to front.
Starting point is 00:06:08 He's those straight anchors. Yeah, you're going straight to the bottom. Don't take this top off. Y'all going to be mighty disappointed. What they do? Girl, please. I'll be having to unroll them in the morning. You roll up?
Starting point is 00:06:22 I roll down. Ain't nothing wrong. Ain't nothing wrong with unrolling a teeth. or two? She be over-exambering. I know. I know. They're not that long.
Starting point is 00:06:31 You know how like Instagram girls be, like, posting their cute pictures in the kitchen, like cooking top list. I don't like that. I will burn a nipple. I don't like that. I'm not cooking top of them. I want to see a real titty. I'm dead.
Starting point is 00:06:42 Well, you don't see a real titty now. The first thing that titty do is hit the armpit. It's like the titty shaz something. No pictures, no pictures. You're not that long. You were supposed to do what you always do. I don't want to lie I don't want a lot
Starting point is 00:06:57 I don't want to lie now I don't worry about Titty long I'd be like they're not that long but I just started saying it because I know she'll be like because they're really not long at all They ain't that long Exactly
Starting point is 00:07:12 That ain't that long That ain't a real compliment though Because she'd be No but I really just be playing And I feel like now I say it Because I know you're gonna look like that But you didn't do it is not I'm nothing wrong with a long
Starting point is 00:07:23 Tiddy. They get the job done, don't they? Firm Titties is for young men anyway. Firm Titty. Yeah, firm. Firm Titties. I'm young. I need a titty with something to do tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:07:37 Why do you like titty so much? Because. Do you know what tennies do? No. What? Educate me. They feed the people. It ain't even, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:07:48 Great ideas I have came up with just sitting like this rubbing on a titty. I'm talking about brilliant shit that changed my projection. You think this success came just because I worked hard. It came from all kinds of tithes. You know what kind of tithes? Long city, short teeth. Small tithes. I'm like, I don't like her.
Starting point is 00:08:09 A tithes look. And then I was like, you know what? She almost saved my life. Because of her tities? Hmm. That's deep. I needed to get that way. About deep?
Starting point is 00:08:21 Yeah, man. I suck too much dicks and I get creative. Wait a minute. I'm sorry. That's, whoa. All right. I don't suck a lot of dicks in my day too. I ain't thought of nothing.
Starting point is 00:08:30 Turn the music off. I ain't got to know. I did not know it. I did not know that's where we were starting up today. That's how you feel? I mean, you said you get creative on the titty. I should get creative on a dick. If I got creative on a dick, I'll probably be a millionaire right now.
Starting point is 00:08:50 What do you think? Because I get creative. What do you mean? I'm saying. I don't be thinking about nothing when I'm sucking dick except paying my bills. That is a terrible confession to make. Not every man who was watching this is going to be like,
Starting point is 00:09:05 so that's what they be taking about. We thought we were being honest. I thought we could keep it real. Do you understand that as a woman you have some obligation to lie to a man at some point? Okay, my bad. Damn. I can't even watch porn the same now.
Starting point is 00:09:20 Not every time. I don't see that, I'll be like, she'd probably think about that light bill. I'd be like, damn, it's the 27. What are y'all at in life? I'm playing. I'm playing, we're kidding. We're totally kidding. She is.
Starting point is 00:09:34 Man, y'all introduce yourselves. Oh. You spilling juice and shit? I say introduce yourself and you get to making a goddamn mess. My name is Lex P. What's the Pee stand for? Oh, pussy. Priscilla.
Starting point is 00:09:46 Well. Priscilla. Priscilla. We're not going to talk about what the P stands for, but you can find out. Hey, what that mean? I'm just playing. I really don't know what it means. You are a creepy.
Starting point is 00:10:00 You are a creepy auntie shit. Hey, you know what you're going to say some creepy auntie shit. What do you know what it means? You heard of that. You heard what that's that. But people call me Big Mama. What's up, Big Mama? Big Mama.
Starting point is 00:10:15 That's the name is Drey and Nicole. Don't be trying to make the shit sound on. And he would call me Dreya, Nicole. They do? I'm dead. Yeah. And these are my home girls in hand. Y'all always requesting we have some ladies come through this trap.
Starting point is 00:10:30 So we had to bring some ladies to the trap. Look how Marvin Gaye looking at you out. I'm dead. He's like, he fucking wins. But man, I want to make that shit, bitch. You know we got the vocals. I heard. No, that's you.
Starting point is 00:10:45 Please hit them with some vocals. Yeah, see them with the vocal. Let me get my... In honor of Patty and Glad. Patty and Gladys. You say my name, Patty, Patty. Tell the truth. I'm gonna just, I'll be warming up.
Starting point is 00:10:57 Hey, tell the truth, out of all the verses, though. What? What? My fucking Patty and Gladys. Look. She's drunk. You're drunk. I'm really not drunk.
Starting point is 00:11:08 I just cannot. Well, let me just defend her. Let me defend her. Our show is called Poor Mines. I know. So that's what we do. We drink. So she's pouring up.
Starting point is 00:11:17 You would think y'all be good at the shit, buddy. now she's not with a caprisome we're not well versed in using caprisons that's exactly why we brought you to the 85 South show to humble your ass you been out in Miami drinking real juice with these niggins you come back to the trap we got you mixing don Julio and caprisome that is what you call a section 8 hurricane right there 805 South show okay it ain't bad this it is tasty Tell the truth. Tell the truth. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:11:52 That's what we do. We take motherfuckers. I just needed a little straw. They've been in Miami all quarantine. Go to their Instagram. These motherfuckers been living a great goddamn life. I thought you was in Houston today. I was actually supposed to be.
Starting point is 00:12:07 Women ain't shit doing this whole quarantine. They posted them pictures from 2015. You ain't been the police again. Can't relate. Right. Period. Not the straw Anything but the straw
Starting point is 00:12:23 I got to let him know I'm a lady That little idiot's straw First of all Not you wasting juice on me This nigger here I did Get your ass off that box Shit getting a little rowdy back there
Starting point is 00:12:38 Look at they fell through the goddamn box I'm trying to play shit off I'm gonna just sit right here I'm like He did try to play this shit I'm like everybody ain't see that shit he's all right we're not gonna laugh at nobody today this the fuck we are oh he got on smooth that was cool though he did he did he get up smoothed yeah he was like she
Starting point is 00:13:02 hey y'all show some love to my nigga jail when he just took his dreads out oh oh hang you got that good here and he got a little hang time he's the only nigga I know take his head down and that shit gets shorter period period you need to put some little beads at the bottom The girls love the rostom. He's gonna be looking like Hurricane Chris. Okay. Don't act like A, B, B, B, B, I've never said that it was.
Starting point is 00:13:32 Carlisle, he'd be like, A, Babe, Bay, B. You know, uh-uh, no, I was. My favorite part was- What the nigger said, I don't care what he say, but she said. I'm in the DJ booth taking pictures with the DJ. When I first heard this shit, I was like, why is that nigger in that guy?
Starting point is 00:13:49 They didn't book this Nick at the club and he just in the DJ booth And then when the nigga said It's so hot up in the club That I ain't got no shoes on I'm like what It ain't that goddamn hot
Starting point is 00:14:05 I go along my 21 year old still filthy You used to be in the club in those shoes I absolutely took my shoes off in the picture What do you mean? I mean I was just wondering You never took your shoes off in the section Most women have But a nigger
Starting point is 00:14:19 In the club with his goddamn shoes off. I hate nigga feet anyway. I don't know. Like when niggas send you a dick picking that black toenel, just be hanging in the back room? What are you talking about? I hate black toenails. Niggas be sending dick pigeons with their feet in the fish?
Starting point is 00:14:35 Yes. I mean, you can't help it if your dick crazy. Have niggas not learn nothing? You take them without your feet in the feet? Yeah. Oh! You're going to lift them little feet up? You're gonna lift them little feet up.
Starting point is 00:14:49 Man. I don't have to do all that. I don't like me. My big photogenic, after about four pensions, it'd be pre-combe everywhere. That'd be smiling. I'm like, bro, bro, bro, bro. Stop! But you can talk about the shit.
Starting point is 00:15:02 You'd be talking. All right. You shouldn't ask me. I'm sorry. I sent both. I sent one raw, then I sent one with the filter. I had the background. Oh, you had a filter.
Starting point is 00:15:13 You had any. Yeah. And then you got to put something in the picture to let her know, like for scale. Like a remote. Sometimes I just lay the dig on a Frosted Flakes box or something. And it'd be like family sad. I mean, she'd have that dick hanging off that box. I did.
Starting point is 00:15:29 I kept mine. That's why I brought her here so we can talk shit. Let me give you a tip, though. Don't give me no tip. But like you said, you don't want to show your feet in the picture. So next time, you should put your legs behind your head and show that booty hole. What the fuck? You know, we love a booty hole.
Starting point is 00:15:45 A little boody hoe. First of all, it's not. niggas out here showing y'all they booty hole well I've never got a photo picture well what are you talking about then? Oh I didn't know I've never got a booty hole wait a minute it's a nigga since you a picture his booty hole
Starting point is 00:15:59 and you still fuck she got real quiet I fucked him first you fucked him first I fucked him first then he seen in picture but I did fuck him again I thought you all I thought y'all were better people than this
Starting point is 00:16:17 I swear I did Before I invited y'all, I ain't know this type of shit, I thought y'all was a better picture. Why? Why? Why would you think that? I didn't know that that was the type of shit you I was into. I mean, we might have to end this early. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:16:30 What's going with a little booty hall picture? Look, you, I feel so on. You know that thing, be wanking. Right now. What? When you suck a little dick, like if you're doing 69? It starts. Sometimes I peek and see what it's going on down there.
Starting point is 00:16:42 That booty hole starts going like this. You do. It means you want me to catch you a little bit. Y'all never Look at his face Because he knows That's what he did be doing No, I don't
Starting point is 00:16:53 You never seen the booty hot wink? Nope Not mine So you would never put your feet Behind your head Never in my life If I did If that ever happened
Starting point is 00:17:01 That means something fucking wrong happened I was in a car accident I fell off of something My fucking legs Don't go nowhere By my goddamn head Oh
Starting point is 00:17:10 My feet stay on the goddamn ground You just there You lift them when you take pictures I move them out of the way Oh, okay. Well, we're just giving you some in case you want to get. I'm just letting you.
Starting point is 00:17:21 I don't even get fucking naked all the time. You keep your thoughts on? I fuck through the dick hole. Oh, hell no. Not that I know y'all out here pig in that nigga's booty hole. You're gonna definitely keep y'all draws on now. I'm fucking keeping the whole draws on. I just like to see what's going on now.
Starting point is 00:17:36 See, you two goddamn curious. I'm curious. He'd be winking and I'd be winking back. I ain't built like that. You nasty. Oh! I hope you know your mama watched this show. You know that.
Starting point is 00:17:47 My mom don't watch you. You're a lie. Everybody's an 85%. It's said my daughter on there talking nasty. It's going to titty. I always notice that like older women sing you one titty. Like it's just two. They do?
Starting point is 00:18:01 Yeah, they only send one. I would send you both titties, but I ain't no hoe. Like, what is? Oh damn. So sending one, oh, I guess you have a hoe. I don't know. I guess that makes you a lady. Oh, that's what I'd be doing.
Starting point is 00:18:12 You sent one titty? Mm-hmm. Oh, I sent both tities. You're a real caring. I got a lot of titty. I can't fit both titty. The iPhone has not made a camera that big, okay? Motherfucker, I can't fit both tities in one, one.
Starting point is 00:18:32 They lucky that these cameras work. You see they got 40s, motherfuckers. What kind of phone you got? You got an iPhone 11, right? First of all, don't do me. You mean to tell me you can't fit both titty's in an iPhone 11 pictures. There's three cameras on that, too. I said they're lucky they got the cameras like to fit.
Starting point is 00:18:46 Let me some big titty music. I'm dead. Not big, I like Big Titty music. What is it? I don't know, it's like Mamma Mayback music, but like, t-t-titty music. It's my own genre. I'm fucked with that. I like that.
Starting point is 00:18:59 Turn up. Poor minds. Let me pour it up. Where are you from? I'm from Houston. Damn, I can't claim Houston, too. I ain't from Houston. No, you can.
Starting point is 00:19:08 Whatever people ask, that's just what I say. I'll be hoping you're going to tell the truth. She's from Kay. No, I was living in Houston for 10 years, but I'm from Orange, Texas. That's fruit city. That's what they call it. Yeah, Fruit City, baby, all day, every day. I know niggas crazy out there.
Starting point is 00:19:22 Yeah, niggas is crazy everywhere. But when you said Fruit City, I don't think nothing about no fruit. I was just thought, violence. Yeah, that's why. I see, niggas like, over-compassing. Bro, please, hell no. Fruit City. Right.
Starting point is 00:19:36 Girl, don't see me going on. Ain't anybody going to bust a fruit. Don't say that. How you know? How do you go bust a grape in a fruit bite. Okay. Is it dangerous about that? Um, it's, um.
Starting point is 00:19:47 It can get dangerous now. It can. Honestly, one time, let me tell you how dangerous they got one time. Tell me. As I'm driving my four-wheeler down the street. You got a four-wheel? I had one growing up. Word.
Starting point is 00:20:00 Privile. Yeah, and a dog ran across the street and I almost hit it. And then the lady came out mad as fuck. Like, you almost hit my talk. Life was hard. Dwell on that. Child. Life was hard.
Starting point is 00:20:13 That's a hard. That is not a hard not flight. Yes, it is. All right, so let's talk to somebody who's been in the city part, you know, what shit was going on. What part of Houston? You're from. I'm from the least. You don't know what it said.
Starting point is 00:20:28 He's talking about. You're just the big to the motherfucker. It is big to the motherfuckers. Somebody invited me. I was in Houston and a motherfucker was like, man, come to the crib and I put the address in. That shit said an hour and 30 minutes. No, that's right. You're going to be driving for an hour instead.
Starting point is 00:20:43 Nick, I'm not coming over there. They're coming back. Yeah. Shit, I flew to Houston. I'm dead here where I'm in. The north side and the south side is like two different worlds. Yeah, like if you live in the south side of Houston and like you're going to Dallas or something, it's going to take you an hour and a half to get out of Houston, for sure.
Starting point is 00:21:01 Yeah, it's like two different worlds. It's really great. The north is ghetto. The south is ghetto too, though. But the north is like... I have family there. See, I got family that live on the north side, so I know about both sides. They both were a ghetto, though.
Starting point is 00:21:16 Miss an egg. That's what I hold the host throw. But I'm saying when people go to Houston, they be in like the Galleria area. Like they don't be going to the north side. They don't be going to the south side. I mean, they're not. I feel like the gallery.
Starting point is 00:21:28 You don't feel like the gallery is like central. Mm-hmm. The Galleria. You been in the gallery before? A lot of time. Well, we can go. I don't see what the hype is. I'll show you what the hype is.
Starting point is 00:21:38 I can't find shit in there. I'll show you what to find. There's some Gucci shoes with my name on them. You still wearing Gucci. What type of mother who is? I'm a nigger. And why are you wearing Gucci? Because if it's a gift, I'm gonna wear it.
Starting point is 00:21:54 That is a terrible. Okay, we can go to Chanel. Who is Chanel? Is that a person? Yeah. It's expensive, huh? It is. It's in your budget.
Starting point is 00:22:06 I'm not saying for me. I don't have to budget it a bit. Are you a BDB? Yeah. Are you a free? Yeah. I got this drink for you. Are you a freak?
Starting point is 00:22:20 How do you know that? How did he not? You know what? That's the Houston thing. Threw. Sue through. Hey! Sooth through.
Starting point is 00:22:30 My niggas be bowling. You just got so many points. You've got so many cool points. For knowing that. I cannot believe you know that. That's so funny. That nigga really be about that Wendy. Off OSTee.
Starting point is 00:22:46 He really do. Mm-hmm, shut off him. And South Side Shottie. Oh, man. I love South Side Shown. You do? I do. I love.
Starting point is 00:22:54 That's who you should have dedicated each other's tequila to you. Why? We're gonna dedicate this whole show to Southside Shody. And all the niggas who be riding with, all the niggas in the struggle. She's straight. She'd be with some hood niggies and they take her everywhere.
Starting point is 00:23:08 They do. She sound like me. I do be with some hood niggas and they take you everywhere. What's going to happen where? all your niggas find out you ain't you be everywhere like promoting how much of an ain't shit person you are what is i just say this all the time on the show i just said this girl these niggins like oblivious i can i wait till the day that your niggas listen to this fucking show because all they know i'm joking not they he exactly you have to refrault no i'm saying he knows i'm
Starting point is 00:23:39 playing he right up ain't that right we got Marvin gate looking at you I don't like that. That is why we leave him there. That is the bullshit detective right there. That's how he's looking like these niggas already know. You think they don't know? That's why they fucking with her. They ain't shit neither.
Starting point is 00:23:58 I don't like it. Why not? Because I just don't like how he looking at me. Because he's looking at you with disapproval. Yeah, he don't like nothing that goes on here. First of all, we ain't going to talk about what he was doing. What he was doing? He was bussy at bussy off in.
Starting point is 00:24:13 You're not going to come in here I disrespect him First and foremost You know he was talking to When he wrote that song Man you better talk about something else Because look his facial expressions Doesn't change now
Starting point is 00:24:25 He was like, man this motherfucker gonna come in here and lie on me On Marvin Gaye Like leave that man again Not on Marvin Gaye That just wasn't his last name now Shut the fuck I'll burn you with this counter
Starting point is 00:24:37 If you say one more day You should have said I burn you with his blood I want to count the way What? It's nothing wrong But look how Chardin looking at you. She don't approve with this neither. Who? Shadeh?
Starting point is 00:24:48 No, she's looking at him. When I get that feeling, I want sexual healing. Then he bent it over. Sexual. Why the fuck would he? Because that was his healing. See, I don't approve with this, Misty. We didn't go do Marvin.
Starting point is 00:25:04 It's a drown. Get us out of here. Get us out of here. But I feel like if people, is it a well? Yes, I feel like if people would just accept it, they would know it's not that big of a deal. Who cares? Luther used to eat a little. ass too.
Starting point is 00:25:14 Ma'am, you're not going to come on here and disrespect these. It's not disres how was that disrespectful? Do we know it to be factual? Because Luthane never came out and said that. Right. He said, no. And I agree with you. I stand with people on what they say they are.
Starting point is 00:25:29 Whatever you say you are. And it ain't my business who you'd be fucking on. Right, but I think it's a beautiful thing if they were because Why is it beautiful? You wouldn't have? Why would they, even if it was true? Why was that beautiful? Because men. Two grown-ass men in a hot-ass room. fucking on each other. It's smelling like boo-boo.
Starting point is 00:25:45 There ain't no ass circulating the dope in clothes. And that was before I didn't know about this. Booty holes. How do you know? They ain't know about that back then. We love to do the booty hole. We do, but they don't know. What is the deal with your haul and booty holes?
Starting point is 00:25:58 It's a fun, it's a fun highway. Do I say it's judgment in the air? I know. I'm just saying this. It's two of course. It's two booty holes. What type of shit is? What the type of shit is?
Starting point is 00:26:10 You're not saying it right. Booty hole. It's a booty hole. Booty hole. Booty holes. You got to say it with an attitude. Booty. Booty.
Starting point is 00:26:18 Your lips got a bust on that booty. Boot. Because that's how I be when you busts open. Boot, boot! And they'd be like, wow. You better calm down. It's a whole scene. Calm down.
Starting point is 00:26:31 That's all we do when we're hitting from the bag is look. Look at that little trembling booty hole look like it's about to say something. Like what, what? He's going to say, boop. You better not. We better not say that. I'm crying. Oh, Lord.
Starting point is 00:26:48 Oh shit. Hey. If my booty hole ever did that to a nigger, I'm a cry. This, I'll be shivering with that nigger. Oh, fuck. To the booty hole. To the booty hole. You, Lord.
Starting point is 00:27:02 We're going to play some soft music right here. It's that boot. Best believe I'm going to eat that boot. That's how you get in. All my makeup is running now. That's some beautiful. Beautiful music right there, bro. That's what you, that's how you feel.
Starting point is 00:27:16 Welcome back to the 85 South Show. Another rendition. We got the beautiful ladies from Poor Minds podcast in here talking about boot holes and things of that nature. It's one of them, you know, late night feels when you feel so real and trill. This next song we're playing right here is dedicated strictly to that.
Starting point is 00:27:40 Booty hole. That booty hole! That booty hole. Right the. That what? Booty, booty, booty, booty, booty hole. Ooh, yeah, yeah. Let me see that booty hole.
Starting point is 00:27:59 That booty. Let me see the booty hole. That booty. That booty. That booty. Let me see that booty home That booty That booty
Starting point is 00:28:17 Man that over, let me see I want to, I want to tell you That booty home That booty That booty home It's pinking at me It's winking at me It's pinking at me
Starting point is 00:28:37 It's winking at me Yeah. It's picking them. It's winking them. Yeah. It's picking that. Hey. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:28:44 That's about. That booty. That booty. Let me see that booty home. That boat. That body. That booty. Let me see that booty.
Starting point is 00:29:01 That booty. That booty. Let me see that booty. That booty That booty That boo- That booty hall be winking It's looking and smiling
Starting point is 00:29:16 I bend it over and he'd be like Ooh bitch you wiling That booty That booty hole That booty Let me see that booty That booed Let me see that booty
Starting point is 00:29:34 That booty Let me see that booty That booty Let me see that booty Oh That booty That booty That booty
Starting point is 00:29:52 Hold on It's picking up It's winking up That booty It's picking out It's winking at That booty It's picking up
Starting point is 00:30:02 That booty It's winking at me That booty It's picking nothing I'm winking. That boot. Y'all are stupid. I like my dog, man.
Starting point is 00:30:12 I like that song. That was a ball. That was a ball. That was a ball. We need to get the studio. We could do a whole album. We really could. I got a lot of bars for that.
Starting point is 00:30:29 That ass. Let me see that booty. But they're going to be that ass. That ass carry. And let me see that booty. They booed. That booty. That booty.
Starting point is 00:30:46 That booty. Yeah. Mm-hmm. All let's just think of it. Man, we're going to say that one. You're going to put in the studio. Let me see. Come on.
Starting point is 00:30:57 Bring it back. Busted wide open for me. I want to see that booty. I just busted wide. It's busted wide open for me. Wide open. Wide open. Let me see you.
Starting point is 00:31:12 Wide open. And let me see that booty. That booty. That booty. That booty. And let me see that booty. Oh. That was too big.
Starting point is 00:31:26 You see how versatile I am? I go from singing to rap. Period. You good. I didn't even catch that. I know. You carrying this. I hope you don't go solo.
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Starting point is 00:33:38 I like that too. Smoking hookah. Wow. Drinking, sucking dick. Wow. I mean, what else are you? Wow. Wow.
Starting point is 00:33:50 The usual. Wow. I mean, nothing has really changed. Atlanta closed for like two weeks, so. Yeah. You know, Atlanta. Atlanta was called. Atlanta is a very Brazilian city.
Starting point is 00:34:03 You know how big is gonna call the Brazilian. You know, niga, loki, already had that shit. Right. So I'd be like, oh, you already had, we good. 90% of the niggas in Atlanta don't even believe it. Yeah. They're just like, hey, shodda go here with all that, man. Which is very, ignorant, by the way.
Starting point is 00:34:18 It is ignorant. It is ignorant. But it's kind of like, what can we do? I don't know. See, this is. What have you been doing to protect yourself? Lex. Legs already got a formula down.
Starting point is 00:34:30 period you know auntie gonna say today there's nothing left in here that's exactly the one they keep wasting that's exactly the problem we appreciate y'all coming to kick it in the trap house with us we love the trap we love it here what can they catch y'all live what can they watch y'all show at oh thank you watching our show he loves us you can watch us on YouTube at Core Minds P-O-U-R am I any of your favorite guests you've had you are definitely one of our favorite. I just asked because I knew you would say that. I was just working myself
Starting point is 00:35:05 into the conversation. You were definitely one of our favorite guests. I think that was a great episode. People still at us. What they say? How did y'all audience receive? They were like, who is that fine ass thing on that episode? I said, that's my nigger. You are so aggressive. Yeah. Fruit City. You remember the conversation? Fruit City
Starting point is 00:35:24 all day. I would hate for you to come home drunk and be that aggressive. Like, hey, pull your dick out, little Nick. boy at this eye. That's how I mean. Take them draws off. And let me see. That booty.
Starting point is 00:35:38 That booty. Don't you ever come home and ask a nigga that. Not a grown man with responsibility. Now, you're fired home now. I don't have to tell me. I can't wait. If you ask some nigga to me, they're going to fight you like a nigga. Hold on, man.
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Starting point is 00:38:52 Listen to the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast every Wednesday. Effect Podcast Network, the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you go to find your podcast. I'm a big bitch. How big? How big? And see, I'm not that big big. You got heart.
Starting point is 00:39:06 I do. Hold on. Let's start. How big of a bitch are you? I'm five. I love nigger, but I'm lying hard. I'm five nine. For real?
Starting point is 00:39:14 I weigh one ninety two. How you know? Lineback of stats. Yo still is need to call me. Straight up. Being Rossusburger, we can do this. We can do this. Period.
Starting point is 00:39:25 You'll be the bitch. trying to get that check I don't know I never seen her be bitches up but I don't want to test the theory I don't ever fight I'm so nice she knows she's like a peaceful job I really am a peaceful person why you got one ear ring is that one earring oh it's an earring but it fell you ain't got the other one no it's a ear cup you're only supposed to wear one oh it's not his father down like you had one because I'm drunk because that shit made it look like when you was talking that tough shit you look tough I was like this bitch with one earring you don't give a fuck about nothing
Starting point is 00:39:56 no shit beat the average bitch ass niggas don't wear one earring to give a fuck about shit niggas who were that one hoop that one fucking hoop they'll kill 30 motherfuck you took you didn't have to take your cuff off I was it fucking with you
Starting point is 00:40:12 I'm just gonna have a little sip sip or I don't eat drunk now let mama do a thing do your motherfucking thing you already got the booty hole anthem jump off I love the booty hole anthem the booty hall anthem was so romantic look we got a lot of guys that watch this show what kind of men do y'all like besides me besides me other niggins okay right I like me this with money first and foremost like what kind of what what do you consider a lot of money oh this is
Starting point is 00:40:47 where you ain't ugly no no don't give me a situation give me a number all Oh, that's why I knew that's what he was saying. That's why I'm saying. Because they're not going to like her answer. Because look, something is going to have, you don't have to have money to have access to shit. See, women like activities. I don't want to give a number because this is how I feel.
Starting point is 00:41:06 No, I want to hear a goddamn number. I feel like, you know. And long as you can. And long as you can. Ooh. Why is this person? We didn't talk about booty holes and everything. Now this is a way, wait, wait, wait, no, no, let's not get too much.
Starting point is 00:41:21 Because it's a lie. It's not good. I get too personal. Get back to the booty holes and stuff, now. Life ain't no numbers. We got to keep it light. Let's talk about it. What's what that?
Starting point is 00:41:33 I want to know. You see that financial statement. We didn't agree to this. I need a number. We didn't agree to this. What's the most money a nigga ever spent on you? Um, I mean, it was a point in time where like, you know, I wasn't working, but it was just a, it wasn't my type of situation. It made to know.
Starting point is 00:41:50 How much you think the nigga spent over that time you think. I mean like I had it I was in Houston but I was young like he bought my car I was living in an apartment he bought you what kind of car it wasn't like a super nice car it was it was actually the car I have now I was 23 um he bought me a brand new Dodge Challenger so you didn't tell me a nigga bought you a reliable ass car yeah he bought it had three miles on it this nigga is amazing yeah but I mean but what do you think is the number what's the number however much I mean the car was I mean he paid it off for like by the time I was done with I mean, like, me and him were done.
Starting point is 00:42:24 I only had, like, a year and a half to pay on it. And then it's like, I had an apartment, and he was, like, paying my rent. But, I mean, I don't know the exact number. Because you don't count when people do things for you. It wasn't about that. It was my nigger. Shout out to that nigger.
Starting point is 00:42:41 Wherever you had in the world, my name, you hit it. You invested in this woman. Now she out here looking at people booed at home. And if you listen and flapping you, because I beat your ass. We need a number, too. Now, she didn't got, she didn't got rent paid and got a whole car. Oh, no. You said I went?
Starting point is 00:42:59 She got her rent paid and got a whole car for about four years. What you do? Now, she's hyping you like you're going to do a backflip. Like, this nigga gave me a kidney. Like your shit just going to be ridiculous. Not a kidney. Wow. Over the course of time, did I've talked to a person?
Starting point is 00:43:19 I definitely think they gave me over $100,000. Definitely. I mean definitely like that for sure I'm saying like over like a three-year period shout out to that nigger for our head raising this young lady and it helped me shout out to that nigga too yeah I gave legs the money too yeah that's how much money a nigga gave you you had so much you had to get your friends so I did don't tell you yeah I ain't tell I said bitch stunt I said and thank you that's a great nigga to have yeah I mean shit that's my
Starting point is 00:43:52 friend though I was down bad at the time and she was looking out hell yeah I was that's what real bitches do and we up now I didn't know I don't know I don't know I don't know it's like y'all was speaking in cold but I feel like the real bitches heard a lot of the story that went over the average crowd here we don't really get to get a lot of insights you know real bitches real because I don't know they don't know too many I don't know a lot of real bitches but real niggas be everywhere telling their stories and just for y'all to share that little insight on why y'all are real you a real one she a real one you ain't have to give her shit she had to give me nothing you didn't you both of them that
Starting point is 00:44:31 apple beads and shit the margarita no she wasn't taking me to s tk oh yeah I had three dollars too I don't eat nowhere where the shit is misspelled I'm dead I was it misspelled yeah they know they left some letters that where to eat come on talk to me can I buy a bye you childish can I buy Oh, please. Now, what did this nigga do that gave you all this time? All right, let's get to the next one. I'm getting a little too personal.
Starting point is 00:45:01 Because if she's saying, it's like it's gonna be obvious, so we're gonna move on. Oh, shout out to Drake. It's not. It wasn't Drake. But if you watch it, if you watch it, my name is Eddray and I call with three. We got some ballers that watch this show.
Starting point is 00:45:17 So Bibi B. I don't know about it all of that. Well, I don't know. Drake watching, but he watched this show. This is one of his favorite shit to watch. He told me. He do? You don't lost his luggage.
Starting point is 00:45:28 I put this on everything. Oh, when the people put that on everything, that's champagne poppy. Man. By the time he hears this, you're going to already be another $100,000 up. He watched it late night when he's working on the music. I got my own money, too. Yeah, he just heard you say that.
Starting point is 00:45:46 Well, shit, I don't. If you give it to her, she's going to give it to me. What's up? He's a real competitive nigger. gonna hit a hundred thousand and laugh and then he gonna give you a hundred and fifty thousand and he ain't gonna ask for your lumber he's just real competitive like that's what I'm not a competitor for you I ain't really a competitive knick you know what I'm saying I really kind of stick with fucking with people who
Starting point is 00:46:07 just like me because I like the whole time fucking with me I'm just preparing you for if we don't have shit like we wake up every day like a drill like bitch what's gonna have what we gonna do what we're at you're slow you would have caught in here you want to go out you were sleeping you were too sleeping you didn't get comfortable you're too sleeping we would have bumped up I am not sleep you know we don't do that in this house what if we wake up tomorrow we ain't got shit you're going to be in his sleep I show him you got you got to keep a bitch on our toes bitch I'm gonna roll it over and relax I'm gonna roll and tug and crawl like to
Starting point is 00:46:51 better beat me you better beat me I will I've been trained oh I'm running through your neck I don't give a fuck how much money I have I just want a woman that's just contributing to what I don't give it to us can we contribute what if she's showing up you like baby look I know you straight but look he goes six hundred dollars just put it in your pocket to give back to him later on something just let me know I don't give a fuck what the number is You wop? No, y'all really think that's something.
Starting point is 00:47:24 It is. It's curses. It really ain't. It's curses. It's some pussy. Okay. It ain't really going to. But all pussy ain't good pussy.
Starting point is 00:47:33 Just like all currency ain't real currency. Shit, most of it ain't, I'm gonna let you know. Some of your home girls is out here getting out there walk for real. That whack ass pussy. Ooh! That pussy whack. Ain't nobody doing nothing about that. You ain't gotta tell me, I know it.
Starting point is 00:47:49 Man, why you think niggas out here so un- unhappy. Niggas be sad. They do. Niggas be unhappy anyway. You can give a nigga the best pussy in the world. He's still out there looking. How you know?
Starting point is 00:47:59 Because that's how niggas are. You gave him the best pussy you had. No, I don't give him the biggest pussy I have. God, let me borrow the best pussy in the world for the night. And God was like, okay, write your name down, Lex. I got you. Bring it back in the morning. Nope, you gave him the best pussy you had.
Starting point is 00:48:14 I don't get. Look, I know my pussy trash. Look, this is what you're gonna get now. What? Hey, this is what you're gonna get. It's either good to you? It's not. I ain't turning no tricks, nah. You gonna like it?
Starting point is 00:48:25 I can't relate my life. It's all right, let me tell you. She got better pussy than you. I got ready to tell. Piffax. Good cook. Look at this nigger's got to work. I don't get for that.
Starting point is 00:48:33 I ain't advertising nothing. It's probably niggas was watching this shit like, damn, Lexline, her pussy good. And then another, another nigger watching like, she right? That's what it is. Look, it's whatever it is. It's whatever it is. This is so real. That's why I was fucking with her.
Starting point is 00:48:47 I know what I'm saying. Remember, I challenge a nigga to call in. Not the 1-800 number. Brough, if Dren gave you something that puts in it wasn't good, hit us and let us know. Please, please do. Because she might owe this nigga $100,000 if she'd been out here getting this money. If he said that kind of bread, I hardly doubt it was trashed down. It might have been.
Starting point is 00:49:10 Not the way he used to be busting them nuts. You were sucking big thing about the light bill and shit. He did. He used to be busing them nuts. He'd be like this. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, you was in the next room, you heard it. The nigga's soul was gone.
Starting point is 00:49:25 One pump. I used to be taking notes. We gonna start calling him a little pun. No, we, not. Wow. I'm not trying to get killed. Oh, yeah, killer. Shut out to Jezy now.
Starting point is 00:49:38 No, I'm just fucking with you. These are a joke. We can't have any joke no fucking no. Because Jesus is watching shit. Like, hey, man, keep me up to get this. Ain't shoddy. No, it ain't. No, it ain't.
Starting point is 00:49:48 It ain't. I don't want no problem. I made a joke about the yin-yang. I love T.M. What happened? Man, them niggins manager called me. Hey, man, I heard what you said? Like, nigger, I'm a comedian.
Starting point is 00:49:58 I swear to God, like, these days you really cannot say anything. I'd be feeling like that on our show, too. Like, you definitely have to, like, monitor what you say, because the climate is so sensitive these days. And you don't want to get shocked. It ain't, I don't believe people out here don't do no shit like this. The White Pussy Coalition is definitely calling in, like, first of all, Black pussy is not... First and all that way.
Starting point is 00:50:21 I'm gonna say this. White women have been mad at me for two years. White women? Yeah. When you brought up the white coalition. They just, because I told them on the show that I just love black women, I ain't fucking with no white women's set up. And they was like, oh my God, you hate white women. And now I get all these stupid-ass Instagram messages that start off was like, even though you don't like white women.
Starting point is 00:50:41 It's like they all got together and made like a format or something shit or spreadsheet. Um, I feel like... I don't know. No, but I agree with that because a lot of times people are looking to be offended. They're looking to be oppressed. They want you to say something. They want you to get canceled. Your hands make your shit feel more serious.
Starting point is 00:50:59 You know what they say? Listen, when you talk someone, you use your hands, people feel what you're saying. Mm-hmm. So people want you to be wrong. They want you to feel like they are oppressed, my brothers and sisters. You better wake up. and read the motherfucking rule if you know what I know
Starting point is 00:51:22 you'll let them white people go let them go period period so see you how that felt like I was saying some cheese because I was talking slow what is period going to involve to I feel like in like yeah women gonna be like in the sentence right what is I don't feel like you're gonna involve
Starting point is 00:51:41 done talking parentheses bitch I like that Run on sentence. Oh, hold on. Run on sentence, comma. Bitch, I ain't through. Oh, my. You don't start saying comma.
Starting point is 00:51:52 Hold on. I don't feel like with the slang, don't just limit it to period. Use the whole English diagram. No, because I need you to know, period. This is what I meant. We're going to make a shirt that say comma, because I ain't done yet. Adjective. Yeah, we're going to use that.
Starting point is 00:52:07 Profile. Because I'm not doing. I still got some more to say. As long as I get my back in. Right. Everything's cool. Got you. All right.
Starting point is 00:52:16 put you on the payroll. Right. Any game y'all want to give any ladies out there who may be wondering how to get $100,000 in the charge of challenges. Because together, that's about... I am so... No, I'm looking at about...
Starting point is 00:52:27 Big. Between both of y'all... You know what? That's about $175,000. He paid the rent, too. We're not going to leave the rent-pocket out. Rent and the car is still reliable to this... It is.
Starting point is 00:52:37 It's right now. It's right now. Not how much he spent. How much he's saved? I don't give a fuck. Fuck that nigga. I beat your ass white motherfucking down. He knows who he is.
Starting point is 00:52:47 But you will fight him. Hell yeah. But after y'all get through fighting? No. I don't fight that nigga too. No. Y'all be capping like a motherfucker. I don't be cavern.
Starting point is 00:52:54 I swear to God I fight that nigga on site. But that's her nigga. I'm saying like after they fight she. Not me her nigga, I'm from my my nigga. You would fight you? I'm going to fight her nigga. That's a thick bitch. Oh.
Starting point is 00:53:04 Let's stop talking about you. Like. Oh, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. He's going to pop up at her house. Oh, don't worry. That's the next song I want to play. Play me so real, nigger.
Starting point is 00:53:15 Play me. Pop-up music, nigga. When she out here fucking up and she got you fucked up and think you won't pull up. He needs to play thick by a two-shane. Mm-mm, we don't play songs with words because we don't want to buy us.
Starting point is 00:53:26 That's what I'm saying, he gonna sing the song. We make up our own words. I'm talking about when she out here and she think y'all broke up and she out here laughing with another nigga think I won't pull up. Let's make a song called Thede. Yeah, he got me fucked up.
Starting point is 00:53:38 This song is by him pulling up on the beat. Oh, pull up. Hey, man, where you got all this sad music today? You don't know. Oh, this is like some Houston shit. I knew that nigga was feeling because he got that pussy pink hoodie on me. I'm like, man, put me some hard-hand shit. That nigger played.
Starting point is 00:53:52 Bing. He's about to waste in my body. You don't pour-ins with my? Thank you. Bing. I'm bald. I'm dead. Who faced on me?
Starting point is 00:54:03 He did. I never thought I'd see today. We have finally made it to that point where this niggas out of gangster. He is deep in the R&B files. I said, play me some hard shit. Bing. B, bong, bing. Can't pull up to that.
Starting point is 00:54:20 No wonder she fucking this nigger. You won't pull up in that? Bitch, I'm mad as hell. B. B, bing. Bong. You can't start no goddamn argument with that shit playing in the back.
Starting point is 00:54:35 Hey, I need to talk me for a minute. B. B. I'm just letting everyone know I'm drunk now. So he's like some screwed and chopped sheet. There you go. You turn. That's how you know Houston women lit. When they want to start in some screwing chop shit, the lick of them kicked in. Period. Shout out to all the people who broke up during this pandemic, but you still live together. I'm dead. Can't move out to the
Starting point is 00:55:01 goddamn virus clip. You sound like he's personal. That did sound personal. It ain't me. It ain't me. Mm-mm. You live by yourself? Yep. Yeah, why? I was just wondering. Who you stay with? And myself? You're lying. You're lying. I got a baby daddy. You're a lie. Your auntie stayed there.
Starting point is 00:55:19 I've been over there. You know your auntie living in the living room. Why is you playing with me? No, you got an unpat. She got the little Afro-Gyriced. I'm crying because I literally got an unpat. I know. And my mom in her house right now.
Starting point is 00:55:32 See? Don't do that. She is. No, she really is. Getting turned up. Getting lit. What? Shout out to my daddy.
Starting point is 00:55:42 What about you said to my daddy. What the song did? You play ping, ping, yeah. I guess I can't tell you, I can't pull up. Oh, this the song we gonna do the... You, what? She ready to rap, period. Kick your shit, man.
Starting point is 00:55:54 She ready to rap. No, I'm not gonna rap. Re-style. I like to be the background vocal. No, you'd be freestyle in there. She do this. I'd be sang it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:05 Not singing. Y'all are multi-talent. Man, what? We is. We didn't went through so much tonight. We got money together. Yeah. We didn't make a song together.
Starting point is 00:56:14 What? You didn't talk about all the shit you'd be doing. About booty holes. All these exposed these niggins. Y'all got to start. I love booty hole. The song? I love booty ho the song and the booty hole.
Starting point is 00:56:25 You might regret saying this shit later. You're so drunk right now. Let me just tell y'all this. I don't know which camera to look at. I'm sorry. Look at the camera and tell him you got drunk by yourself. I got drunk by myself and I'm going to keep drinking. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:39 No, but I probably am going to regret saying I like Goodyhole because I don't really like. You don't say a lot of times. I don't really like booty holes that much. To the poor crew that's listening, they know our personality, so they know. They know. But the 85, you've already been accepted. You don't have to prove nothing.
Starting point is 00:56:53 Sorry. Do you know how many of us? We'll watch our show that like the same shit you're talking about? Y'all like booty ho. I like booty. I thought to split the rest. I was. It was a remix.
Starting point is 00:57:03 Okay, I'm sorry. It was the island version. Bumpa cut, play that shit, boy. Bop, bop, bop. You just. Mix all the islands together and did that action. What he got the birds? I told him the ad.
Starting point is 00:57:17 Bup. Bup, bop, bop, bop. Bop, booty. I can't fucking. That's what that booty. Y'all say. Bop, busset. I got to pick better people.
Starting point is 00:57:30 I'm sorry, y'all. Crying somebody. Are y'all sure you're going to be okay with them hearing this tomorrow? Yeah. Our show is worse. I know that's why we're going to drop this as a special drunk ladies edition. Oh!
Starting point is 00:57:49 D-L-E. Not his ladies' night, but the rhymes is like... Yeah, it's Lady's Night in the trap. It must be injured in the mind. That's the thing. Ladies' Night in the trap. Turn off the Julio! Looking at the Bootyhole.
Starting point is 00:58:04 Turned off the Hooleil looking at the bootyhole. Turned at the Bootyhole. Out. Looking at the bootyhole. Turned off. The Julio, we're looking at the booty hole. We talk a whole lot of shit. We're talking like some folios.
Starting point is 00:58:19 I was watching cable, yo. I was watching TV, bro. Then she walked out in her talent spread and showed the booty hole. I was like, okay for sure. I want to see some booty samoso. Then she threw it on the table. Then I hit it on the floor. Took that bitch down to the store and bought that bitch
Starting point is 00:58:37 whatever she want, because you don't be looking at that booty hole. You lying because you don't. Every time I see it, I'd be like, ooh, that booty swore. In the way she clapped some cheeks, I want to see the booty hole. Took her outside, she said, hold on, babe, my booty cold. I said, hey, the booted hole.
Starting point is 00:58:55 She said, showed me the booty hole. That's the coldest booty hole you ever heard. That is. I love it. I love it. I knew you would. Who booty hole you seen? You took her out of cold, and she said, ooh, that booty cold.
Starting point is 00:59:07 She said, her booty would got cold. But then I took her head. house and warmed it up. Where y'all was that Colorado? No, we was in Denver. Colorado? You get it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:20 Yo. This is because we were in Denver. That's in Colorado, though, right? We're gonna let him make it. Yeah, no. I love you. Stop it. I love you too.
Starting point is 00:59:33 I love your tip. You're amazing pressure. It's gang gang gang in this bitch. All the time. Period. Speak on it. Period. Why is it important for it to be gang, gang,
Starting point is 00:59:42 What the what do you mean? Why is it important? Let's speak on the importance of gang gang. I'll speak on the importance of gang gang. Go ahead. Because if you don't got people that's riding for you, you can't get to where you're going. You can't get to nowhere by yourself. And that's exactly why Marvin Gay is always with. When I get that feeling, I want a sexual healing.
Starting point is 01:00:08 That's Tony Braxton. Sexual. That's not Tony. Tony who do you think cut up oh we didn't even talk about the goddamn gladys night and Patty oh I didn't watch the best one it was it was it was live everybody was there oh black people reunion and this was the song we should have sung on the show today but you could sing it for them but somebody loved you yes you ready it's okay no I'm not going to sing it at the end oh I just gave y'all little people
Starting point is 01:00:40 That's all y'all get. That bitch was so lit, though. It was. You heard it. I watched the whole thing. I was drunk. You got drunk too fast? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:54 I'm not going to lie. I wasn't excited to eat me Gladys. I did not know Gladys had bops like that. Gladys had flavors. Did she think? Gladys got some shit that make you want to ride in the old school tonight. Do it if you want to ride a dick, though. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:01:08 I don't know what you listen to when you do that. sorry. I'm sorry. She did not leave on the midnight train to Georgia for you to disrespect. Miss, the only way I would be on a midnight train to Georgia is for some big. She didn't leave. The nigger left. You didn't listen to the
Starting point is 01:01:26 song. He's leaving on that midnight train to Georgia. This back in the day, Atlanta Ben had the thing, bitch. So he was coming here. He came home. He was like, gladys. I like the music and all. But I got to get to a list. He was on the They hiring black men's down there and the bitches is thick.
Starting point is 01:01:43 I got to go. What time you're leaving, John? Tonight, I'm leaving at 12. Oh, my God. Ladsman so fucked up, she wrote that song. He leaving. Oh, that midnight. Even his home boys was helping us sing in that song.
Starting point is 01:01:58 You can hear him in the background. I know you will. Them niggins know he will. Charles is gone, Gladdy. This Charles gone. Oh, no. Charles gone. What are you leaving for?
Starting point is 01:02:11 Going back to fire. Let's talk about that's low he's sad. It is sad. And that's why I can't relate, Gladys. Oh, hell. If you listen to them songs, they were sad. Patty got a whole song about curbing a nigga, and you ain't even catch it. But that's what I can relate to.
Starting point is 01:02:27 Somebody loves you, baby. And you know who it is. And it ain't me. That's just like the new edition song. They're like, sorry, you're not that kind of girl. you're not my kind of girl that's all that is the worst song ever they got that sorry you're not my kind of girl and it was like she was too good for him but he's lying he just ain't want her that's embarrassing as fun come on me you make the cues ladies get it when a nigger tell you he don't want you shit we talked about this though on a recent episode what how you know your nigga don't want you oh we oh we we had a segment yeah okay so we had a segment it was called he's not that into you. Right.
Starting point is 01:03:10 He's not that into. Niggas don't be that into bitches and they don't be realized. Okay, so I'll even use you as an example. Okay. So, no, seriously, let's use Carlos as an example. I'm an example. I'm an example. Yeah, so say, say a bad bitch, not to us. Start, liking, we know how it starts.
Starting point is 01:03:28 She starts liking all of Carlos pictures. That don't prove nothing else. I know. Let me let me, can I finish. I'm just saying in my, I'm the example. Right. So let me say she's liking all your pictures. you posting on the stories she reacts to your stories so you're like let me go just look at her page right so you go look at her page you like a couple pictures bag nothing you're not thinking nothing of it so she figures it's a green green light so she slides in your dm and you're like fuck it
Starting point is 01:03:53 she bad what's up you know what I'm saying and say y'all end up hanging out on some shit and she end up being lame as fuck she bad as fuck but she's lame as fuck but now she's into you you ain't probably spent no money or done nothing but just because of who you are so we let girls know like you can have a nigger number that's popping or that's popular if he's not texting you back if he just calling you on some late night shit like he's not trying to be seen with you you ain't made none of his home boys that's not important as y'all think it's not important but he's not what's important but i'm just saying like women put a lot of people are you going to they put a lot of importance on meet niggas friends i don't i'm just letting you know that's not
Starting point is 01:04:36 I'm not saying it, but some, but to some niggas that's important to them. But it ain't, though. To some, and it is. I'm letting you know it ain't important. Well, I'll say this. If you're not doing nothing, I don't feel like it's that important. But if you only invite me over at 12.30 in the morning, that's the sign that it's just some. So what's important to you like at what point?
Starting point is 01:04:57 To show a woman that you're into. Right. At what point when you meet a woman and then you do this, then she knows that like, okay, I'll fuck for her. I got to see her. a few different outfits because a lot of chicks don't have a lot of outfits like when you was talking about you meet up with a chick and she bad as fuck that happened but one time I met up with this girl ain't like her boots you and your lady could be at the house quarantined with a whole sex wing you can hang her ass up in the kitchen and give her the business by the
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Starting point is 01:07:39 I get it, the boots that the niggas be wearing. No, I don't fuck with your boots. The chelsea boots, the brunch boots. Yo, I see the nigger in some brach boots. Like, we went on the date, I never talked to her nigga again. First of all, I don't date niggas that wear a brunch boots. And sometimes women be bed built in places that ain't like, like she'll have a regular body, but they're like the knees
Starting point is 01:07:59 and then the leg. Yeah, but then it's like, I don't know. She'd be sitting like this. Man built at the bottom. like yeah and but it's like permanent oh she's not me yeah just and then and then with them boots she was not knee with the boots and she hit it on instagram yo y'all need to chill out with the face tune y'all know what face tune is you know what else that make me not like the chick like say for instance you go over a chick house and like you like if you sit on her bed and it make that wood sound like that
Starting point is 01:08:28 like oh like you can hear the wood oh it's an old bag yeah i'd be like no it's like a thin bed like a jail bed like you can feel the water what is a jail bed like you can feel the wood it's cheap I'm not fucking with you if I can feel the wood in your bed like if you fucking somebody and you feel like they bad about to fall apart like I wouldn't like if your bed got a weight limit don't invite me over because I'm a big big let me tell you who else I don't like I don't like chicks who got that 32 inch TV in the bedroom when we're grown as fuck I feel you uh-uh like you think that's we're not in college. Like, that is not fucking. You know what I'm like a lot.
Starting point is 01:09:07 TV is goofy embarrassing. And when I go to a nigger house and he got his TV hung up, but there's wires everywhere. Yeah, that's childish. You hung that shit up yourself. I don't like chicks who DVD player on the floor. Why the fuck you fuck with a house that got a DVD player?
Starting point is 01:09:23 You don't know what I do. Oh. You really be in Mississippi. I don't know. I don't know what she's on. Clearly. You don't know what I do. I don't know what I do. You don't know what I am. You fuck with you have a DVD?
Starting point is 01:09:35 I didn't fucking with all. I didn't fuck with some of the most beautiful broke women ever. You know what I mean? The movies I had watched on a laptop laying on the carpet like you. But can we touch on these? So why are you beautiful in bro? There's no reason you should be beautiful in bro. That's not in my lane.
Starting point is 01:09:52 No, but I want to touch. I want to. No, because you got to catch these women in their real format, like when they're not flexing, when you catch them at this. Like, they always try to act like, I just move. And then, like, you find out, like, you didn't just move. You live like this. But I'm talking about the ones that live like this. It'd be some bad ones who just live.
Starting point is 01:10:11 No, I get it. Everywhere they go, they live like they just moved in. Remember when we talked on an old episode, and I was talking about how I moved to my apartment and I decorated my shit. And everyone was like, why are you doing all this shit to your apartment? You don't know how long you're going to be there. Because this is my home.
Starting point is 01:10:25 Okay, I'm going to be here. When I'm moving my place, the first thing I do, make sure my bed is set up a nice, make sure my TV. everything because this is where I'm gonna be yeah why is you niggas be like oh shit my bed on the way yeah I do I think that all of that is weird like if you've been in an apartment for longer than like two three months and you still don't have your TVs put up you still have your bed put up you still got boxes in the corner
Starting point is 01:10:49 you still got boxes in the corner right I'm not I'm at the point of my life where I'm not fucking with ladies who don't have the comforts at home you can't just fuck me anywhere it's what I'm saying oh don't that expensive right don't fuck me in somewhere you working on. You feel me? Your titty then knocked the mic off. Oh. You know these tities get out of control. I wish somebody would tell me when my titty knocked it off on poor
Starting point is 01:11:12 mind. All we got, now, we can't use none of that show. All this is your titty flopped in the microphone. The whole show runs? For 30 minutes. I just did it. We didn't waste it a whole episode. Your titty talk. Jesus. That titty talked. English, Spanish, and French, period. Euros, dollars, and yen. I'm sorry, y'all.
Starting point is 01:11:30 That's what that titty talks. I can't deal with y'all why you love us I fuck with y'all in like a major way though y'all are my motherfucking homies and I appreciate y'all stop me through the trap we love you carlo and talking shit this is all I like to do you was one of the first people let me get on your soapbox let me get off sentimental and shit you know I'm gonna smoke this black for all the baby dad is watching the show why you do it this for all the baby dad's baby daddy shit That's just my baby daddy. That's just my baby daddy.
Starting point is 01:12:05 When I get my infrastructure a little more stable, I'm going to do something for all the baby daddies in America. All the black ones. The good ones? No, the ones who doing their part and ain't getting their credit. The middle. These are the good ones. These are the bad ones.
Starting point is 01:12:19 These are the ones who doing what they're doing and they get no credit. I'm trying to help them get on the good level. Oh, okay. Yeah. But I'm going to give a shout out to Carlos because Carlos was one of the very first people that really came
Starting point is 01:12:33 on our podcast when we first started. We were, yes, we were still. Give a hand clap. Hold on, let's put my drink down. We were still, let me tell you all, we were still recording the house. We wasn't even at a studio.
Starting point is 01:12:47 We was at my house. We was at Dreya's house. I had to literally borrow my friend's whole interface, mics and everything. And you know what I was really impressed by is y'all did that shit y'allself. Y'all didn't have nobody doing shit. Y'all did everything.
Starting point is 01:13:01 And I fucked with y'all. Thank you. But, you know, even before that, I fucked with you. But no, even before that, Carlos fucked with us. Carlos was coming on the show when we was having like 2,000 listeners a week. Yeah, we wasn't really getting no listeners. And, like, that episode with Carlos just really took off. Everybody was like, oh, my God, he's so funny.
Starting point is 01:13:17 Like, he crazy as fuck. That's like, I can't believe Carlos on y'all's show. I was like, bitch, I can't believe it either. I know. I said, Carlos, you want to come on show? He said, yeah. I said, ooh. I said, oh, are you sure?
Starting point is 01:13:29 Are you high? Yeah, my. But that's gang game. Yeah, I made sure I was had before I got there. You know, I was trying to respect people's space and shit like that. But it was a great episode. It was a great episode. And, you know, I feel like it's definitely helped us get to the point that we at now.
Starting point is 01:13:44 Yeah. Like that episode, people still listen to this shit. They still be wearing it back. Nope. No, you don't. You good. But people still be wearing it back. Why would you check so late?
Starting point is 01:13:54 Like, I love the episode. No, I just. I'm sorry, Kay. It's like I love... This is a good duo. I mean, trio. That's where I was about to ask if y'all want to get, like, another segment in because my dog's about to pull up.
Starting point is 01:14:09 Oh, we can't? I mean, we can't. I mean, we got nothing to do. All right. I mean, we already locked down and shit. We might... Minding my black-owned business. Yes, I was going to speak with y'all about black business.
Starting point is 01:14:20 Because, you know, 85 South Show, that's what we're all about uplifting and reaching out and just creating a network of dope-as black people. And I hope that some of our female listeners will really peep y'all vibe and check the show out and you know and push y'all shit to where it is y'all want to go man it's all about uplifting the community doing this pandemic and i really wanted y'all to come to the trap and just talk some shit like how we do it ain't nothing it ain't no pressure none that's how we get down over here man we love the trap house yeah we love marvin too we love when our guests come through and show us and this is real professional and shit like that yeah we do let them know that's why
Starting point is 01:14:55 we bring it to the trap because we're so professional this is very professional we came in the whole crew was working, make sure we had our dreams ready. I said oh shit, no. Because when we go up to the studio, I used to be like, get your asses in here and record. Biches, fuck y'all shit. Y'all bitch is 10 minute late.
Starting point is 01:15:15 I'm like, Dre, come on, bitch. We got an hour. Come on. She'd be like, Drey, won't you? I'm down the street. I'm down the street. I'm like, thank you for two in this part of mine. Thank you. We'll see you. We'll only got three minutes left. Right. We try to make sure we have, like, a lot of comfort around this bitch, because we really just in him vibe
Starting point is 01:15:30 and they're kicking it. You know what I'm saying? We have guests pull up. We try to make sure everybody got their good drink, they good Capri Sun, they good snacks, they good rolling papers. This is a premium Capri. I've never had this flavor.
Starting point is 01:15:42 Oh, you know, we own the shop, you know. It's the Kiwi Strawberry. And we buy them in the family size pack. We love Capri Sun so much. Do you like your dick on the family size pack of the Capri Sun when you said this picture? First of all, don't put Dick and Capri Sun in the same. Well, you said, well, you said put them on Frosted Flakes,
Starting point is 01:15:58 so why don't you put them on Capri Sun? because I have a different respect. Oh. Right. Because Frosty Flo, I like to lay my dick straight across the part so it's read. You can see the dick. It's great! You get it.
Starting point is 01:16:11 You get it. Marketing. I didn't even go to school for this shit. Period. Right. You know what else is a classic? I need it and that's terrible. You know what else women really go crazy for?
Starting point is 01:16:21 What? When you lay it besides that Comcast remote. That'd be like, boy, stop red! Not Comcast remote is big. I used to have Comcast. For real. For real. Okay.
Starting point is 01:16:32 Yeah, give a bitch the hiccups. Yeah. Yeah. I like a little hiccup now. A little hiccup. I don't like hiccups. Yeah. I'll be having a hang up side down.
Starting point is 01:16:43 Your pussy's got too many rules. I got already tell. My pussy do you got rules. No running. No jumping. Don't get in the pussy after you ate 30 minutes ago. Mm-mm. That's fake.
Starting point is 01:16:54 Mm-mm. It's a hole. I ain't got no rules. There ain't got no rules. What the fuck we doing? Exactly. Get it in. Fuck it.
Starting point is 01:17:03 See? Auntie be ready now. See? But these legs can only go so high, man. That's what I was about to say. My factor. You were just flexing. Talking about you five, nine, one ninety two.
Starting point is 01:17:12 That means you got. That's not flexing. Limited flexibility, knees, hopping and cracking and shit. I'm not going to love that. You think you're going to climb all that. You're not getting up there on me like that. You better lay down. Lay your big ass down.
Starting point is 01:17:24 Because what if you want to talk? She gets to bouncing on that dick and she missed bounce and your shit bend and you're your shit bent and you hear your shit snap like a nail. Most of all! I didn't even know my dick had a bone, I'm not that untalented. You didn't broke my dick bone. Now it's crooked like a turggy neck.
Starting point is 01:17:39 Not the dick bone. But we like a little curve. You are what Meg said. Mm-mm. That shit sounds like it hurt. Nope. She wrote that whole song about me. Yep.
Starting point is 01:17:49 All right. Hell yeah. No, when I say this, I mean. I love Meg. I didn't know she's like little niggers like that. What tour are doing fucking me? Oh, okay. I was wondering the same thing.
Starting point is 01:17:58 Same thing. That's how you get shot in the foot fucking with little niggas. Cut that part out. God damn. Cut that shit. I'm trying to say. You didn't drink too much down. I ain't drunk too much.
Starting point is 01:18:08 I'm just being honest. Stop being honest. God damn. That was fucked up, Dre. Make, please cut it. All the Dreya say some fucked up shit, don't they? Let me tell you something. Every time people, our listeners come at us and like, I can't believe y'all set this.
Starting point is 01:18:23 It was just a matter of time. It's hard. I got your back. We're going to cut it. Because I said that up. Oh, ah, ah, ah, no. Shut up, shut up. Shut up.
Starting point is 01:18:34 You gonna fuck my chances on with Meg. That's what you're gonna end up doing. And I think that's all it is, but I think you take me further. It's more about me than is you, yes, if that's what you said. Right. I want Meg. I want to love her. And I think that's all it was.
Starting point is 01:18:48 I want to love her back to hell. I get it. She need a nigga like me. Oh, why she needs a nigga like you? Believe in, when she rap and guess what I'm gonna be doing? Okay. Okay. Okay, so why would we try to do that?
Starting point is 01:19:02 It's a problem. Nobody's, because you ain't doing it right. It must be. You must not be doing it right. I don't like rap. See? Now you're discriminating. I don't like rap.
Starting point is 01:19:11 There's a rap nigger watching this shit that wanted you. Now he's like, oh, he should go with this shit. I mean, unless you- I don't like. I told you Drake watched this shit. Except for Drake. See, you're gonna fuck her with Drake. I'm not fucking her up.
Starting point is 01:19:23 Who you like? No, she can't fuck me up with Drake. I don't know. See, how are they all do? You get them to drink, and they get cute around her. She'd be sweating on them, man. I don't, you know what? I don't have a tight.
Starting point is 01:19:37 I'm like, you know what I do, honestly? Tell the truth. When people fuck with me, I fuck with them. Because I'm interesting. I'm different. You can't say that, because wheelchair man watch this show. That's like saying, oh, I'm goofy. No, it's not, though, because it's like,
Starting point is 01:19:51 I know a lot of times niggas look at me and they be like, oh, she's fine, she got some tities. Who told you? She was fine. You. Okay. Let's talk about it. Recently, though.
Starting point is 01:19:59 You? You're fine? Period. But who else told you besides me? I hear it every day. Who said that? Every day, my mean, yo mean. Not in my man.
Starting point is 01:20:11 It ain't my man. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I know. I love when you talk to this shit. No, honey. No, all I'm saying is I feel like a lot of times people look at me and they look at my
Starting point is 01:20:21 Instagram and they be like, oh, she's just this and this. But I, it's my personality. I'm a goofy-ass bitch. Like, not even being like, I'm goofy. I ain't even goofy. I just feel like me because look at my Instagram and we're just looking at my Instagram and I be like, that's a bad bitch and you're all right.
Starting point is 01:20:35 But I look at your Instagram and don't like you no more. I'm like, you're too adventurous. You like to go places too much. You don't know just being. When do you do you do regular shit? I do, I don't do regular shit. You need to do some regular shit.
Starting point is 01:20:49 Why? Is that supposed to. You're not Walmart. Yeah, go to Walmart. But you know what, Maine? But we talked about this on the show the other day. Like when I went to Dubai, it was like a whole thing, people was like, who shitted on Lex P for her to go to Dubai? When I went to Dubai, they said the same thing.
Starting point is 01:21:03 Why are you over there selling dick? I feel like my life is a series of who did she do this with? Yeah. But I didn't do nothing. I didn't be telling. But you know what? Let me tell you what it is, though. A lot of girls think that you have to be bad to live this certain lifestyle.
Starting point is 01:21:19 That's really not. It's really about your personality. Right. Not people are. I mean, I feel like to be bad. I mean, I feel like, that's not lies to the people. I feel like all ladies have about seven niggas that like them, just in general. These ain't niggas that they tried to find or put no effing in.
Starting point is 01:21:35 I feel like every woman got about seven niggas. They just be picking the wrong ones. Like the niggas who would take you to do all this adventurous shit, you just don't like them. This nigger, he can't text right. Some niggas don't know how to talk via text. They can only show you shit. Men ain't really good at talking. That's where a lot of nigg is lost to.
Starting point is 01:21:51 Why? Why can't y'all fucking talk? we don't have a lot of shit to say our mind ain't even really set up to talk like that like i'm fucking dead what are y'all set up to do comedians because i said a lot of shit but i ain't really a communicator like that men don't have a lot of shit to say why what you think niggins didn't they home boys do when they be together i think y'all talk about it's not no we don't we might be together four hours it'd be a whole hour they go by that don't nobody say shit oh they just be like the conversation just drop off and be like man
Starting point is 01:22:23 that shit craved. Then to be silent for 30 minutes and then they tell the niggas say, yeah, yeah. At any nigga in here. At some point, niggas just going to, and ain't nobody said nothing. It ain't like we had no goddamn count on three. At some point, niggas just going to shut the fuck up. So what we are.
Starting point is 01:22:43 It's not like that with women at all. So basically what you said is, well, we as women think goes on when niggas be together. It's not what goes on. And look, let me make sure you know this. Because I really be feeling like y'all. I'll be having full conversations. We don't be having no conversations. It ain't no bunch of bitches around.
Starting point is 01:22:59 When niggas really get together, it's like we all in a huddle. Cause we like, nigger, these women crazy as a motherfucker. Look, what your bitch do? Ooh, she got mad. Don't answer your phone. And we were trying to give each other little pieces of advice. Like, oh, nigga, what happened?
Starting point is 01:23:11 You left your Facebook open? This is what I did with my shit having. Call her grandma and send her mama some flowers and then take her little sister to the graduation. Now you got to get more involved with the family because you fucked all the way up. She's seen everything. You gotta act like you about to chat.
Starting point is 01:23:23 change and you get back in the church my nigger put your suit on wear some caggis you got a bank account you need to start a bank account my name sure you serious about your family man go get your other kids take them out buy some outfits take her out to eat Sunday y'all need to go out and eat we'd be trying to help niggas say they family but then you see the nigga again like bro what happened you're like man that shit you said that shit worked bro we're talking now she wanted to talk bruh that's all it was women little to talk and then we might have a whole But, no, don't act like how do I not just see that women want to talk? I feel like we don't have shit to say to y'all.
Starting point is 01:23:57 Why? Carlos, don't act like niggas, because niggas talk. No, but I want to know why they don't have shit to say to us. But he's lying because what did Drake say? Niggas talk more than bitches these days. He was talking about niggas who didn't like him. He was talking about niggas that just be talking. He was dissing the niggins who was laughing at him.
Starting point is 01:24:14 He wasn't saying in general like, niggis just conversational. You fucking up the gay. That's what he said it wrong. But no, but niggas be gossiping. Maybe you don't, but you're probably like a part of the 2% niggas are messy. Niggas are very messy. I don't feel like niggas messy.
Starting point is 01:24:32 She is! You, that nigger was very messy. She don't get one more time. No, but she don't, because she can't ever fuck that up. But what I'm saying... Because she got that walk, walk, walk, walk. But what I'm saying is, what I'm saying is, like, I don't...
Starting point is 01:24:50 But I don't... I don't feel like niggas be messy like that I really know what do you mean niggas messy like you think niggas just me like yeah you saw what that nigga did bitch girl nigga we got a hate on that nigga let's go to all this thing you call them a bitch ass like that I feel like when it's within a group of people that you cool with it's the same thing with females when it's within a group of people that you cool with and then okay maybe this person might be messy so it's getting outside of the circle but yeah it get messy but I don't feel like niggas be just but but this is what I'm saying though people think
Starting point is 01:25:20 that being messy is a female trait no it's a human trait some people just like fucking mess some of those people happen to be men men are messy men like to gossip I think all people if you're gonna say it a human thing I think all people are messy
Starting point is 01:25:36 I don't think men are more messy than women I think everybody messy I don't know I feel like niggas is because I don't feel like I have ever just fuck with niggas who won my business to people that I don't want my business and me. I was joking.
Starting point is 01:25:54 Like, no, but I feel like I've things that I see and things that I've, like, not with me personally, like with the niggins that I'm fucking, because I don't fuck with messy niggas. But I have a lot of homeboys because I'm like, I'm really that homegirl type of cheek. And sometimes my homeboys be telling me stuff and I'd be like, you probably shouldn't be telling
Starting point is 01:26:10 me this because I'm damn sure about to call Dorea. But I mean, but I feel like, but I feel like it's different when it's different when it's on a homegirl level like this. For example, if Carlos is at me and you like as his homegirls and he like oh i'm about to call y'all tell y'all about this shit it's on some home girl shit but as far as like a bitch that he fuck with he probably wouldn't call a bitch that he's really fucking on and talking to and telling her the same shit that he would tell her the home girl and you know what's crazy women really think niggas be doing this shit
Starting point is 01:26:38 but they do i i mean i don't think people talking i'm in the situations when niggas was pillow talking and i got all the tea but it's a little bit of pillow talking it's like you don't care about that house. But let me tell you, on my life, I didn't have the niggas DM me with some T. Them is some bitch-ass name. Right. I'm just saying, are you sure when they identify as? But see, that's what I'm saying. This wasn't a nigga. I'm fucking, but what I'm saying that this is a lot of men out here. Don't cycle them niggas into the nigga population. But they are the niggins. They are. They are. They not, they don't
Starting point is 01:27:10 count in the real nigger population. You can't be like, oh, I know seven bitch-ass niggas. 90% of the niggins. You don't know how I had jigs deem me about some tea. I'm telling you. I'm not going to lie. I haven't had many niggas DME about some tea. I swear I'll show you so. I'm not. But you know, they know I'm messy.
Starting point is 01:27:29 Yeah. And maybe that's, I mean, but no, for real. But they know, like, I don't repeat, because I've learned my lesson. You know, I'm a little bit psychic. When you said that, my sense is started going up. And it's like, when the niggas was sending you this information, it was some pussy involved. It was hurt. No, and that's what.
Starting point is 01:27:47 The thing is. I was thinking, I was like, ooh, it's so many hurt bitch-ass niggins who would have did some shit like that. Yeah, and for me, honestly, like, younger me, I would have, like, me now, like having a platform and then I don't, I don't repeat nothing because it'll get you in some shit that you can't get out of. And one thing about me, I love mine and my business. People tell me information. I'd be like, oh, cool. Be trying to repeat sheep and nobody tell me. So, especially like, like I said, I had a nigga DM me the other day about some tea and I was just kind of like, let me sip.
Starting point is 01:28:16 And it was some major tea, like... Delicious. I was like, ooh, but I kept it to myself. And new surface. I had to keep you to my son. But it wasn't he say, she said, because what he was telling me, I already knew. But I really don't feel like niggas be messy like that.
Starting point is 01:28:31 I feel like anything they tell you, a lot of the time, I feel like it's strategic. It's shit that they want you to know. And they want to see how they... That nigger was being messy. No. Maybe that specific niggas. You know what's really breaking my heart, though,
Starting point is 01:28:45 It's for y'all to be sitting here sharing these terrible experiences with these bitch-ass niggas. Because there's a lot of bitch-ass niggas. And it's just letting me know that this is still going on. That same niggas sending somebody some shit today about a nigger. He's just going to continue to be a bitch-ass. Well, I can't relate. I don't feel like I've shared many stories about bitch-ass niggas. I don't, you know, you know, I don't, you know, I don't attract the bitch-ass nis.
Starting point is 01:29:10 No, it's a lot of bitch-ass niggas out there. That's what, what did he say? In 2001, no more bitch-ass. You can't do You can't help it That was 2000 One of them Like 2012
Starting point is 01:29:20 Well you know I'm at it six now You know It's something I could say But I'm not going to Speak it However I just You know
Starting point is 01:29:31 I don't be having time For them type of niggas I released that Well that's what this whole platform was created for This platform is anti Those kind of niggins Period
Starting point is 01:29:40 You get what I'm saying This podcast right here It's for niggas Who Main Chick and Sack And sad chick than ever wrote to their birthday party together. Real niggins shit. Ooh. If you ain't never took a picture with both of your baby mommas.
Starting point is 01:29:54 How many baby mommas you got? I'm talking to my audience. Oh. We're not baby mammas, though. You don't know what this show be getting people through. Oh. This is the shit you watch when everything went wrong and you're trying to get it right. It's the first last option.
Starting point is 01:30:09 You understand what I mean? Well, I'll show it's something that you watch it whenever you're horny, you want to go on a fun trip. Really? Oh, you just want to hear that sounds like too much work to do. I don't want to be horny and have to go no way.
Starting point is 01:30:23 I want to be horny where I'm horny at. Who doesn't like fucking impairing? I'm just saying if it required me getting horny first then going to the yacht No, it doesn't require that. Oh, but you said get horny and going. But he was probably horny, that's why you booked the y' yeah.
Starting point is 01:30:39 I ain't really a boat, nigga. You said, I don't want to be on boat. No, because I'll be serious as hell with them fucking, though, if I'm trying to get my stroke right and we're on the ocean and the boat rocking and I gotta readjust my shit It's just a lot of shit rocking. But if you got your shoes on, you can get some grip It's not even about the grip. It's just the motion in the ocean literally Fuck around to get seasick in the pussy throw up on her lace front. I'm out of it out I have to check my shit. I'm on Your shit is beautiful
Starting point is 01:31:09 You say your shit is beautiful. You know I keep it laid. I know I be saying you on on your endorsement shit. Me too, I got a lace. Y'all do, y'all keep some lights. I'm lying, this ain't lace. What lace? Period. See how I'm hyping you even though I don't know what I'm doing?
Starting point is 01:31:23 I'm just leaving, I'm following what was led. You leaving by example. I don't know what the fuck we're talking about neither. That's what we edit this shit. I'm high. Y'all goddamn well. We're drunk. I can't wait to eat when I go home.
Starting point is 01:31:37 Me fucking too. Sorry. That's the next movement. What? Me fucking too. All right. We're not going there either. Me fucking too.
Starting point is 01:31:52 Yeah, yeah. That's what it, yeah. We're not going there. Shit. No, no. Shit. On the agenda? For the baby daddy.
Starting point is 01:32:00 All right. That's going to be our fucking slogan. When we come back for eyes. Me fucking too. Yeah. What gets done to baby daddy's? Man, we don't need no credit. Everything.
Starting point is 01:32:14 We should be able to file. That should be able to summon you should be able to file. I feel like everything gets done to baby dadies and baby mommas. What should mean, girl, please. That's the thing. Don't nobody even want to hear what baby dad is going through. Look at the face you made. Look at the face you made and you don't even have what.
Starting point is 01:32:30 Don't get me wrong. I don't think that baby daddies go through as much as baby mama's. That's all I'm saying. Well, first of all, you didn't even have to. No, I'm talking about him. Baby mammas look for shit to throw their self into. Oh my God. I can't believe you did this to me.
Starting point is 01:32:45 Ain't nobody think about you. You out here with this bitch. I ain't gonna be out of here with you. Oh, now see? Baby mama just refused to believe it's over. I mean, baby mama do be feeling themselves. They find a lot of shit to just throw theirself in the middle of them. They do be feeling they self.
Starting point is 01:33:05 Don't talk to her. She ain't got no kids. I mean, I don't. I don't know either. I don't either. But I don't fuck with niggum for baby mamas. How you do what? I don't talk to what niggas with baby mama?
Starting point is 01:33:15 Oh, I thought you said you don't fuck with niggles and baby mama. You was about to call a laugh. That's a real... No, I wasn't. No, I wasn't. She was ready. She beat to turn on me.
Starting point is 01:33:23 I did not. She's talking about you said what? I just wanted to know what she said. Nah, mm-mm. But anyways, yeah, I mean, you know, baby mamas be feeling comfortable. Shout out to all the baby mammas out there. My baby mama.
Starting point is 01:33:37 There's some real-less baby mammas out there. Who don't be on no bullshit. Yeah. My sister, she has a baby and then she's like in a relationship now and they have a baby and they're like together. So she had two babies. Yeah, she has two babies. That was a hell of a word problem you put together. It wasn't.
Starting point is 01:33:55 My sister has a baby. Because my sister is a real like a good woman. She's a respiratory therapist. She makes a whole business on the side. She makes a lot of fucking money. She's good. What do you say? He's up what that makes it difference.
Starting point is 01:34:10 Yeah, that makes a difference. No, like she's, she lived. What she do? Respiratory. Oh, that's a good-ass person. But that's what I'm saying, though. But she is like, she don't trip on nothing. She just want to take care of her kids.
Starting point is 01:34:20 That's what I'm saying. It's a good-ass baby mama. And we've just been having this long-ass argument, and it's time for us to just say, God, baby mama's y'all won. Period. Always. Y'all are the better people, y'all want. That's what it is about being a baby daddy that don't know about to tell you.
Starting point is 01:34:34 It's shit like signing up to be in the military or something. Are you a good baby daddy? It ain't no, hell yeah. Oh, wee. Hell yeah. That's why when I be seeing that child support shit pop up on some of these goddamn cases, I'd be like, nigger, I wish that's all. You mean to tell me I ain't even got no album out.
Starting point is 01:34:55 That's all she want. I take her and that baby finding she is that little bit ass with child support a month. I'm dead. Boy. So she'll be asking for a lot. Man, I be reading some of these stories like, nigger, you don't, you must not be a real parent if you think That's a lot of money. That just, that ain't gonna get her to the 15th.
Starting point is 01:35:18 But no, I'm glad you're saying. I'm glad you're saying that though. That's a real shit. Any nigga that's a, like, see, look, we just have to wear the title as baby daddy because we unmarried parents. But it's some niggas that's going over and beyond. Like, and then they don't even,
Starting point is 01:35:34 they're not gonna get half the credit. We're just like, you know what? You don't get no credit when you're the daddy. You're supposed to do that shit. That's what daddy do. That's why on Christmas time, you ever notice that the dad is don't get shit, they just go outside and drink and like drink liquor
Starting point is 01:35:46 in that cold-ass weather. That's all the men do. They do like. Because that's like, it's the end of the year. Be like, I got my family through another one. Don't let me hit that hand and say, I don't even fuck with that shit. Hard part about being a daddy.
Starting point is 01:35:59 You don't get that my socks and t-shirts and shit for the rest of your life. That's definitely how my baby daddy will feel. Exactly. Why you think old niggies just give up and start just not giving the fuck, tucking your shirt in, wearing suspenders and belt at the same time.
Starting point is 01:36:12 Don't give a fucking anymore. I'm not having no baby that we're suspenders. Why? What if that's in swag? That's not going to be my baby daddy swag. What's your baby? I'm not having kids. You're not? She's saying that, but she be lying.
Starting point is 01:36:27 Look, you can't drink all the babies. Have one of them. Shit. I have some... No, I have some... A1 eggs now. You do? Hell yeah, I'm a big bitch.
Starting point is 01:36:39 Niggas want this. They want an NBA player. A player in the field. That's what I'm saying. Shout out to the clippers. I know y'all need a four. At least a security. Niggas want this.
Starting point is 01:36:47 They won't these ads. That's what I'm saying. They want this. Y'all see these shoulders, nigger? That's going to be a big ass baby. Y'all see these shoulders, niggas. But that's what they want. That's going to be a big ass baby.
Starting point is 01:36:57 That's going to be wanting. I'm telling you, niggis straight up, you're going to have my baby. They say that? Hell yeah. I'd be like, nah, player. I got to see how this season in. Because you tripping. I see you drop that pass
Starting point is 01:37:10 butt of finger. Fuck out of here You ain't having no son of mine Shit I need me an all-star Every year nigger I'm not playing that shit
Starting point is 01:37:26 And that's how we go Hun A1 X I'm so mad Atlanta got a whole WNBA team I don't be knowing they go Atlanta got a whole W NBA team They ain't cuffed no niggas in the city
Starting point is 01:37:39 See women get money and don't cuff none of us. They're supposed to save at least one nigga. At least one nigga supposed to be and got cuffed by. All these WNBA women, rich as hell playing basketball all around the world. You mean you tell me they ain't buying no niggas, no shabbas or nothing? No. Why would I buy you a Chevy?
Starting point is 01:37:59 You can't buy yourself one. If my lady rich and she can't buy me a sheper, whatever. Okay, okay, okay. That wasn't a good point, but okay. Let me make a confession. Whatever. If I'm with a nigger. You're selfish.
Starting point is 01:38:13 This thing I said is my. She can't buy me a Chevy. She can't buy me a Chevy? That wasn't a good point. She can't buy me a Chevy? We'll let it go. We'll let it go. Damn.
Starting point is 01:38:23 If I had a little money but my nigger then bought me something. Like if he bought me a Lambeau, I'll buy him a Chevy. God damn. That is the most stupid-ass trade. I've never heard of. I'm just playing. I'm just playing. But no, I do believe.
Starting point is 01:38:36 Lembo for a Chevy, that seems like an even trade to me. No, but honestly, no. All jokes aside. I feel like, if I got it, my nigga obviously don't have it. Because even when I don't got it, I got a nigga that got it. But I'm saying like, I don't, that shit ain't nothing. I love, I'm a gift giver though. Bro, if a nigga bought me a Lambo, if a nigga bought me a Lambo, then he asks for a Chevy.
Starting point is 01:38:57 I would literally be like, oh my God, that's so easy. You got to talk to him like an old knick, baby girl, baby girl. I don't mind buying something. You can't drive no goddamn Lambo? Who can't? You could drive a limbo? Yeah. That motherfucker car.
Starting point is 01:39:10 250 you can drive this shit I'll go 250 I'm not gonna lie I'll draw a limbo when I went to Miami and I'm gonna wreck that bitch the truth there you go truth was shit is not fun I don't want a limbo you don't want a nigga about you know but I can't draw that motherfucker so shit this out a nigga bought you a Lambo today I'm gonna that shit is hard to drive where you're gonna keep with it which me where in the house he bought me because why would I have a limbo without a house but I'm saying you got that bitch today you had to take it home night. Then I need a house tomorrow.
Starting point is 01:39:42 Go fuck. Y'all don't be playing shit out. You're asking for shit you're ain't even ready. Well shit, I'm about to parking in my ghetto ass apartment. Telling everybody a little bit. It's a high ride. I live in a high ride.
Starting point is 01:39:59 I do. I live in a high ride. Well, fuck it. I'm going to park my shit at her crib. Fuck it. You want a real answer? I'm going to buy a park a spot at her apartment's and park it there. So you got damn. You're going to be where you're going to live. Damn yet. No, she didn't say that's what she gonna live.
Starting point is 01:40:12 That's what you gonna park a park. You gotta take it home. Then I'm gonna be like, bitch, you come and get the Lambo today. She gonna be like, no, I'm gonna be like, well okay, I'm gonna drive since it's here. Right. You're gonna make it work. You don't make it work. I'm just fucking, you park your Lambo wherever the fuck you live in.
Starting point is 01:40:29 Hey, I'm not gonna lie. There's a person that lives in my apartment that got to beat me. Yeah. Somebody to live in my apartment said gotta beat me. Well, you, I mean. Well, yeah, my building. Yeah. It's a little, it's a little license of mine.
Starting point is 01:40:39 Somebody. You live in your building, gotta be in me? Yeah, on my life. Nigger, you out of life. I got rid of mine. Or maybe it's a girl that he's fucking, but he always be here, and it's the paint. It's a pentagon?
Starting point is 01:40:48 It's the car, bitch, I don't know. Oh, it's not the truth. No, it's not the truth. I let mine go. That bitch ain't got enough cup holders. Oh, that's fucking right. What's your driving now? Man, I'm just in the old school now.
Starting point is 01:41:01 The old school is clean, though. A lot of cup holders in that bitch. The old school is clean. Layroom. We gotta let it go. to let it go. We don't serve you no more. Let it go. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free.
Starting point is 01:41:20 I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesdays, I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all. childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health struggles, and more, and found the shrimp to make it to the other side. My dad was shot and killed in his house. Yes, he was a drug dealer. Yes, he was a confidential informant, but he wasn't shot on a street corner. He wasn't shot in the middle of a drug deal.
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Starting point is 01:42:36 And these are just a few of the profound and powerful stories I'll be mining on our 12th season of Family Secrets. With over 37 million downloads, we continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories. I can't wait to share 10 powerful new episodes with you, stories of tangled up identities, concealed truths, and the way in which family secrets almost always need to be told.
Starting point is 01:43:06 I hope you'll join me and my extraordinary guests for this new season of Family Secrets. Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The OGs of Uncensored Motherhood are back and badder than ever. I'm Erica. And I'm Mila. And we're the host of the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast, brought to you by the Black Effect Podcast Network every Wednesday. Historically, men talk too much. And women have quietly listened.
Starting point is 01:43:35 And all that stops here. If you like witty women, then this is your tribe. With guests like Corinne Steffens. I'd never seen so many women protect predatory men. And then me too happened. And then everybody else want to get pissed off because the white said it was okay. Problem.
Starting point is 01:43:47 My oldest daughter, her first day in ninth grade, and I called to ask how I was going. She was like, oh, dad, all they were doing was talking about your thing in class. I ruined my baby's first day of high school. And slumflower. What turns me on is when a man sends me money. Like, I feel the moisture between my legs when a man sends me money. There's me money. I'm like, oh my God, it's go time. You actually sent it?
Starting point is 01:44:10 Listen to the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast every Wednesday on the Black Effect Podcast Network, the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you go to find your podcast. I think I'm building. You love something, let it go. You need to do one of them like self-help, rich motivation tapes. You have the mindset of a... Of a rich beat. There you go. I've always had that mindset. And you have a very common voice. They should add you to the city girl. You should just be the one. They're my business. I love city girls.
Starting point is 01:44:37 No, she fucked the rap. Try JT in your Miami. You should just come out and talk. Just talk at the end and be like, period. A whole bunch of money. Boats. All that. It's great Nicole.
Starting point is 01:44:48 Right. Chanel. Right. Because she love the double C's now. Talk about it. I do. The double Cs? Shit.
Starting point is 01:44:57 Girl! You see this Chanel? That's what that is? You see the double C's. Stop playing with her. I did. She is not meant to be played with. I didn't know.
Starting point is 01:45:09 I'm telling you, stop playing with her. This is a trap house. You don't have to wear your nice Gucci double seizes. She got it. I thought she had just got her toes done something. I thought they gave her. Well, I did just get my tossing. It's your birthday.
Starting point is 01:45:23 But this is Chanel too. Oh. She wants Chanel go get it. Man, I don't be bringing this rich country around me. I'm just saying no. You ain't got no more friends. You ain't got no more friends. No, they.
Starting point is 01:45:35 They're just as bad as her. Are they? This is what we're dealing with in 2020. I'm the cheapest one, you bet. Salvador Domingo is in the building. No, you're not. I mean, a Legos trip. We can go to Legos?
Starting point is 01:45:51 All right, check this out. But that's why I'm saying you're not the cheapest one. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, you were. Wait, you're right. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I wouldn't try to play you. No, I know you wasn't.
Starting point is 01:46:00 I had to think about it. With the Versa's. You see the Vasachi. Oh. Do we need a second to reset? I bet we're gonna cut right here and we're gonna reset me and bring Clayton in. All right.
Starting point is 01:46:11 Y'all good? Y'all ready to go? No, we're good. What time is? I don't even know. I'm drunk. It's 1125. We ain't gonna keep y'all too long.
Starting point is 01:46:20 We just gonna get them. We ain't got shit to do. This is my most excitement for the night. What should I want to eat them? We're good. All right, guys, welcome back to the 8 o'clock show. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:46:31 You've been working on my intro game. That's because I'm my intro game. It's been great. It's so subtle. It's just come in real soon. Because I might get a job hosting, like, a white people game show. So I'd be trying to throw the different intro. Welcome back guys.
Starting point is 01:46:45 Thank you for tuning back in, the 85 South Show. It's your man, Carlos Miller. Let me do one more. Just to let you know I got ready. Well, give them a little more, as they would say, give them a little more, can it be a little more urban? A little more urban? Can you do it more urban?
Starting point is 01:47:00 Hey, welcome back. It's your man, Carlos Miller, on the couch right here. on the couch right here in the trap, 85 South Show, my man Clayton English, my girl, Dreia, and we got Lex B in here, guys, what's going on out? Yeah, right? Let me know what's going on the street, period, right? Is that what you said?
Starting point is 01:47:18 Period. Periodical. Periodical. No comma. How ya you're feeling, man? We're back up ahead, he had part two. We had latest night in the trap, man. What's y'all drinking this out of?
Starting point is 01:47:30 Um, out of our mouths. Cubs, I'm a lay. They showed up with their own cups and shit, man. They're riding the boat. You know, since it's 2020. Not riding the boat. It's driving the boat. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:47:44 I don't be pouring looking at people. He said they ride the boat. Ah, ah, ah, ah. So we're driving the boat. They poured their own shit and they got their own cups. There we go. That's riding the boat. Driving the boat with somebody else poured.
Starting point is 01:47:55 I know what I'm talking about. Don't do that to me. He's right. Designated driving. Probably don't pay me pouring shit up for it. I'm on the beach. I am standing on the, I'm working the grill. I am over here.
Starting point is 01:48:07 Not the grill. Yeah, I am not. Carl, you know how to grill for real? For real. That's a real. I don't look like he know how to make some barma. But I feel like a lot of men, they look in like, oh, can y'all cook, can y'all clean, can y'all do this? But can you grill, nigger?
Starting point is 01:48:20 Damn, niggas do not know how to grill no ball. Do you want a nigga that can grill? Absolutely. You know, that's just, you know, that's all they do that's all they do that. Because my daddy used to grill. Do you know how to make baked beans? Yes. You know how to make baby?
Starting point is 01:48:37 Yeah. Why you make it? I'm not getting you the soul. Why didn't you say it like that? Because that's how we say booty hole. Booty holes. You missed the conversation. So you got to say baked beans.
Starting point is 01:48:50 So I need to know if you knew how to make baked beans. You put your whole lips in your mouth. But don't eat that before you leak the booty hole, though. Eat your lips and say booty holes. Yeah, you can't do baked beans and booty holes the same day. It's going to be tragic. Is that what you want to? Ass etiquette.
Starting point is 01:49:05 Is there a diet? You gotta have ass etiquette. The ass eaters diet? Yeah. No, seriously. You can have two grapes and some granola. Seriously, fruit only. You can't have no baked beans.
Starting point is 01:49:16 These motherfuckers different. They look at booty holes and shit. Yeah. I didn't know that. We love a booty hole. By the time I figured that was too late. Just you try, I don't even trust my ass wiping skills. Oh!
Starting point is 01:49:27 And you just go. And you like skin. I'm just saying. All that shit gonna show up. And you can fend. His draw says, scur, scur, I said I don't trust it. You said what he said, y'all said,
Starting point is 01:49:40 but y'all got to leave. You're not about to come over here. And you're doing my puny like that. You're not saying. But I know what he said, but you're not going to do him like that. I was agreeing with him. No, I'm asking. This is what I was talking about earlier.
Starting point is 01:49:52 What she was talking about earlier? See, you're over here, be, we're going to have a nigga in a vulnerable position and shit like that. He said he said he has something vulnerable position. No, no, no. I was agree with him. I said, I said, y'all trust the ass wipeer skills of men. We do it out the shower.
Starting point is 01:50:04 No, I trust you after you get your ass out the shower. So how does a nigga watch his ass in the shower? Because I damn show, don't be that damn. How do you wash your ass in the shower? Standing straight up with pride. I wash my ass with pride. You ain't got to bend over to wash your whole ass? Yes, you do.
Starting point is 01:50:21 You got to bend in the cellar. Who got a bit? Let me get my ass. No, and nobody's doing that. You got to get in there. You got to bring over to clean your ass? No, not since slavery ended. The fuck is you talking about the fuck I look like in the shower.
Starting point is 01:50:33 Don't ask like you would have been part of the struggle. You would have been inside, making greens. You don't know, you don't know my dog. Don't do that. My dog wouldn't stay in the number. First of all, this wasn't going to be the niggins. My brothers, they do not understand the African diaspora that is filled with all hues and multitudes of complexions.
Starting point is 01:50:57 If you would go to the motherland, you would see brothers that's red. You would see sisters that's yellow. You would see children that are mahogany. You may even see a old lady who is gulgahad. You're right. You're right. You're right. And you ain't nothing but right.
Starting point is 01:51:16 We're over there. I like you. I like you. That's my dog. You've got to kill the first chance he got. I know that. You was on my side? I'm the nigger sneaking chicken to the field.
Starting point is 01:51:27 Exactly. Why? And I would have appreciated that chicken. Hey, look. Hey, look. that shit out of six. But that shit, I left it in the stove. It ought to be like, leg.
Starting point is 01:51:36 You get it. I'll be like six. Look, you come at 5.45. I got some walk for you. If I ever had a nigga on the inside, that's the nigga on the inside. You know they were doing that shit, too? I told me all this before they ground up the glass
Starting point is 01:51:49 and put it in the biscuit. Glass? It did the master eat it, and then he shut out blood, and then they think he was sick or something, but he dead than the motherfucker. How do you know? That's in the playbook. You got to see the movies.
Starting point is 01:52:01 I thought I was doing good by talking slow, but this nigger really know. Wow. Now you see why this niggas is important to everything. God damn. Right. Not rotting it up in the biscuits. That's different. Then you say you don't know what happened.
Starting point is 01:52:23 And people always keep asking me, man, what Clayton been? This nigga been around the world collecting the data. He came back to show. To drop it off. I like that. He did this shit. He did this shit for the betterment of us. The same way you looked out for us, he'd be looking out for us.
Starting point is 01:52:41 This nigga be going to Tibet. Yeah, you got to look out for your people. Living with the monks and shit, then he'll come back. And I'd be like, nigga, where you being? And he just look at me. And then I see what you're talking about. He see the vision. It ain't shit if you're going to bring it back.
Starting point is 01:52:59 What you're going to keep it for yourself? You're going to keep it? You can't keep it. You can't take it with you. Yeah, you can't. You got to give it to the people. The people need to knowledge. People always want to know where the fuck you been, but they don't never ask you where you're going.
Starting point is 01:53:11 That's the thing. They don't want to know where you went. Right. Don't ask me nothing, really. Because they want to know where you been because they want to see if they can do. I'm not too much. I ain't how, but I'm just saying. They don't want to know where you went, though.
Starting point is 01:53:23 This ain't a word problem. She did that shit like. Yeah, they always want to know where you been, never where you're going. All right. Yeah, fuck where I been. This is where I'm about to go. Amen. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:53:35 Mm-hmm. We got a new song coming. Oh, you ready to do one already? See, I'm telling you a ball to freestyle. Oh, go here. Hey, man, give me a-uh. You know, this, he's gonna go. She don't want no smoke, though.
Starting point is 01:53:49 Mm-hmm. Who's, you have a verses? I don't know what she's going. Oh, my goodness. We were talking about, did you watch the Padd of the Bill? Oh, glad this night. I seen it. They wanted me to beat her.
Starting point is 01:53:59 I said, look, man. It's too much. They wanted you to be there? They want me to be there, but you know, I'd be out in the streets and they look old. I didn't want to cough on nobody, you know what I'm saying? I stayed away. I don't call for nobody. Out of their safety.
Starting point is 01:54:12 Oh, wait. Wait. Wait. Hold up, man. But this is what won nobody to talk about. You ain't want to kill nobody. Not no bitch. You're going to head too.
Starting point is 01:54:23 You see I had to change it around. How thick, glad his night was sitting up there. You said, I saw when you posted that boy. you stupid she was looking oh my god that midnight train to Georgia I don't know what they serving on that bad boy but it's it's some cornbread and got damn collard greens some ham hawks being served up on that midnight train I seen it I seen I seen glad it's up though wow like why she been fucking with that chicken and waffling and look when I post the comment I was like damn glad to snuff that thick it's like she looked down
Starting point is 01:54:58 and read that motherfucker then she called it She had me over there singing the ad-lib to the song. I was like, What's the size? Gladys. Oh. This is so gladys. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:55:17 I was all the fuck with it. That was all the verses that I don't watch. To me, that was the most anything. Do you like older women? I like mother. I do now. I didn't know that women could be 7 to 7 and look that. in the seven and looked that good.
Starting point is 01:55:30 With money. With money too. Yeah, you gotta have money to look that good. Oh, I mean, money makes you look good. You have to look at people, even young girls. You see young girls get money and you look at them before and then now when they get money. That's what I'm saying, Ms. Gladys and Ms. Pat, they're so respectable and shit like that. You don't never even think about it, but man, just thinking about, I never heard no scandals about them.
Starting point is 01:55:51 I would love to be Patty's boy toy. Would you? Uh-uh, baby, get in this bed. Oh, okay. Okay, and then you know, we both got like some pajamas on with tops and bottom. I got on the black one she got on the real bed. I'm ending some expensive shit too. I was like, oh, you got me in this big ass big ass big.
Starting point is 01:56:10 I know she got a tall bed. I know the bed up. It's hot. Over the bed be high. High. I know it's hot. Four box spray. A bunch of Lewy luggage under the bed.
Starting point is 01:56:20 All kind of expensive shit. That big bed, the TV pop up at the bottom on. Then you can close the shades. Oh, my God. I close the shades. Oh, I know Patty got on account. So you were hit, luxury. You would hit from the back?
Starting point is 01:56:33 From the front to, if she would have it. If she would have me. I mean, with that, oh. She don't be like, say my name. But look, he's going to be like, Patty, Patty. And that's with all due respect. I would give her the most respectful. The most respectful, Dee.
Starting point is 01:56:48 The most, no, not even Dick. I would give her the most respectful. Penis-pens she is in her. I would give her a penising. Miss Patty, I would give her a penitessing. I got some dick for you. She would look at you right in your face and say, young man, you watch your mouth in my house. We served the Lord in him.
Starting point is 01:57:05 And we serve the penis. But the way you did it's not, uh-uh. We still don't talk like that in here. The royal peens. The royal peens. That's what she needs. A good old dickering. Dickering.
Starting point is 01:57:20 Hickory, dickory, dickory. Not the dickery. A dickery. She needs some dickery. She probably don't need a. Because at this point, she probably just, all the dick she's getting out, just extra. When you get to be, you think she's still getting deep?
Starting point is 01:57:33 Way of me. Yeah, I know I ain't never gonna stop. Yes. That's what I'm gonna stop. You gonna quit? You gonna quit? Yeah. Hey.
Starting point is 01:57:42 Yes. Who? Who? Who? You think just because you old, you stop fucking, no. I'm gonna just want the money at that point. These old people, you do stop fucking. You do stop fucking.
Starting point is 01:57:54 What you start doing? Making love. Making love. Only grown-ass people. people who make love at 70 that's hey you ain't got no choice you got no choice but to go slow and make love I think I'm gonna still be throwing it back and you're gonna be in the goddamn ER in the urgent care with a place throwing it back goddamn pressure then went up well what were you doing oh miss Sierra now you didn't
Starting point is 01:58:20 through it back to time they got you on that medication exactly exactly Your damn ankle don't slow it up. I mean, I still throw it back if you're older. As long as you keep your body up and keep it, I guarantee you Gladys is throwing that ass back. I don't like how you put a name in it. You could have left that enough. Yeah, you could have left Gladden back.
Starting point is 01:58:40 Why not? It's natural. Why do you act like sex is taboo and disrespect? You're right. It's natural, my brother. Nothing is being thrown back. It's saying. It's natural.
Starting point is 01:58:51 Sex between a black man and a black woman. Talk to them. It's natural. All right. Miss Gladys is 70-something years old. Nothing is being thrown back. Whatever she puts it is where it's going to be. Really.
Starting point is 01:59:06 Nothing will be thrown or moved. And you better act like you got some sense when you get in there. Don't be in there. You might be running up. Don't be slamming all hard up against Ms. Gladys. That is Miss Gladys. It'll be thrust. You don't be running up in that person.
Starting point is 01:59:23 You don't run up in that. You don't run up in that. And the pute. But what if that's what you want? And you don't shove it in hard. Oh, brother. You know what, you're right. Soon as you even try that hand coming right back, ah, this ain't that.
Starting point is 01:59:36 This ain't that. That ain't this. They're saying that ain't this, y'all. I was saying the Motown. Not Motown. You know what? I'm sorry about this. Let me actually stop.
Starting point is 01:59:47 Yes, you need to apologize. I'm sorry, ladies. I did not. These men are not going to talk about you like that. I'm trying to be the respect one. You the one. shoving stuff up trying to do it. You're Gladdy thrusted.
Starting point is 02:00:01 I'm still calling them Mick Gladder. Because that's what she needs to do. And she will always be Meg Gladys. Y'all, y'all cut this out, man. I want to go to their old-ass concert when they come out. What the fuck, man? It's all the old ladies that are still around. They need to add Anita to the meat.
Starting point is 02:00:16 That lady is 70-some years old. When the last time you think she heard some good shit talking like that? Mr. John, don't talk to her like that. That's the name. How you know? Curtis? Curtis ain't think... Oh, you know?
Starting point is 02:00:28 Fredd ain't felt on them cheese. How y'all know how many people are this Miss Gladys got? Y'all just throwing out the-H-Roy. No, and them... L-Roy. Now, you know I got an L-Roy, am I wrong, huh? Hey, El-Roy, he probably watched her right now. Look at my kid.
Starting point is 02:00:43 You know a nigger named El-Roy? You know a nigger named El-Roy? He named that his daddy. Oh, no, no, Nick, that's his daddy. Oh, Karian. Hold up, bro. You have a fuck the girl with an old lady. A young chick with an old lady name.
Starting point is 02:00:57 Barbara. Yeah, but definitely you fuck around with a Barbara, goddamn. You fucked for the name. That's what to say, you know. Annette. Oh, I don't know what name. Annette. I definitely fucking name Earl before.
Starting point is 02:01:10 Are you serious? Yeah, his name was Earl. I'm trying to think of an oldish name. I'm fucking a nigga named Percy. You fuck a manassee. She just didn't know what you all. She didn't know. It's this nigga Percy.
Starting point is 02:01:23 It's got so much Malabagamani. Watch my love, I got my ass. Oh my God, he got some shoes. He gave me some shoes, bitch. He got rice. He gave me some noodles. He got a rat snakes, bitch. No, I was going to go out.
Starting point is 02:01:39 I have never fucked Master Pee. I'm not opposed to it, though. Can I see? Can I see? What happened? Eilroy since 1910, Eilroy's is one of the most popular boy's name. Elroy? And I told you, I know that it's really popular because it's ranked stupid.
Starting point is 02:01:59 It's like 1,400. That is... I didn't think it dropped the number like it's actually 1,458th. The 1,458 most popular name is Elroy. It's 1,500 other names. Get this shit out of here. Well, actually, that was last year. Fuck out of here.
Starting point is 02:02:18 Hey, Elroy got some good dick. Elroy. I think about Elroy. I think about Elroy. way from Friday. Yeah, Don D.C. Curd. Yeah. You better know your, you better know your facts.
Starting point is 02:02:30 You got to. If you in this game, you got this. I'm still trying to. I love him. The oldest name, though. I don't care how. The oldest name. How long as you live, me.
Starting point is 02:02:38 Like the old. Eugene. Eugene. Bartholomew is definitely older than all of that shit. A young chick with an old lady. I know what a nigga named Bartholomew. He used to beat this tape. No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 02:02:47 Nicartholome used to lay it down. What did you call him for life? Little B. You didn't you confessing You're saying names Now that nigga brother's somewhere like whoa Whoa It's only like what the
Starting point is 02:03:02 What the furs all of you like Did nobody know who Bartholome She said a little bee He's like what what what What the fuck? Man when they started doing this shit He paused it He paused
Starting point is 02:03:11 Oh yeah He died God damn They have a little bee Now everybody know Oh man no little bee hit that recipe You keep narrowing it down Stop
Starting point is 02:03:21 I'm correct Let me stop. You're crying because he did? Are you crying? I need to know. Rest of peace, a little bit. Dead will be. Oh, great.
Starting point is 02:03:35 No, I'm just saying that's the oldest name. That you fucked. He dead for real. I'm joking. You're the name like three old names on the loaf. I love me an old name. It was Elroy and Bart. I said Elroy.
Starting point is 02:03:49 Elroy. In person. In person. I have fucked the nigger name. Percy I think Deborah Hey don't you say my mama name but I didn't know you say another motherfucking name I don't give a fuck if you say Debbie you say Deborra you say Devorra it was the young Debor there you go you say my mama name
Starting point is 02:04:08 she might watch the podcast from time to time hey mom what about a Bernadette is real I knew a Bernadine you know a Bernadine I knew a Bernadine I knew a Bernadine what about a Bernese I don't know what... I would love... I would love to smash those things. Hey, that's a baddie, but it's a granny. I don't give no fuck.
Starting point is 02:04:33 But that's what I'm saying, but she bad as fucking all that. I hope I look like that. I'm just saying, that's an older name. Bernice is an old name. Yeah, it is. Beautiful woman. If I have to change my name to person, if my name is how you're doing,
Starting point is 02:04:50 my name is Bernard. How you doing? No, Bernard. I got a cousin named Bernard. Oh, Bernard. Me and Bernice live across the way. Bernard and Bernice. Boy, we'd be happily ever after.
Starting point is 02:05:00 Yeah, I'm Bernard Burgos. I like the... I pronounce it Burgios. He said Bernard Burgos. Uh-uh, it's Burgos. It's French. Bourgeois. Bourgeois.
Starting point is 02:05:12 It's Burghios. We are on a lot of property. You ever been to the Burgios estate? Oh, shit. The bourgeois. Exactly. That's just. Stupid.
Starting point is 02:05:23 Really. Oh, my goodness. Ain't no way. She's so fine. She was made in a laugh. We need to see her parents. They should have some more kids. They should have, but they need.
Starting point is 02:05:33 Exactly. I mean, her daughter's beautiful too. I'm not looking at them. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm working on the plan right now. Said, Popo.
Starting point is 02:05:44 I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do. I guess I'm having to throw a party. And a host is going to be me in there. Oh. You got your money, didn't you? You got your money? How you doing tonight, sweetheart? My name is Bernard.
Starting point is 02:06:01 It's a private toy. It's by me and you. Can I have this game? Bernard Burghios. Bernard Burghios. You ought to make that kind of word proper. It's French. It's Burgios.
Starting point is 02:06:16 It means the land in the valley. Not the land in the motherfucking belly, be. We live in the Burgos. The Pea Valley. Exactly. Where the girls get naked. What you know about Pea Valley? Where the girls get naked?
Starting point is 02:06:29 Everything. They got something to do. Mississippi got to go through me. Everything. Have you been to, what is it called? Chattalo. You need to be on that show. That's not a real place.
Starting point is 02:06:41 It's not a real place. Okay. You will be a perfect character. They need to call you for season two for real. They do. At least let me be the accent coach. I need to be on that hall. Where they went wrong?
Starting point is 02:06:51 They talk too fast. The accent is not Mississippi. So other people talk slow. What are you're going to be? I don't forget that. It is. They're using the most exaggerated southern accent. And if it's supposed to be Mississippi, it's not.
Starting point is 02:07:03 It's not Mississippi. People are Mississippi talk real slow. Yeah, it's a different pace. Yeah, I think everybody sounds like. And the, like, the lingo that they're using, that's shit that I grandma never say. So it don't really, it's not acting. You should be a writer for the show then.
Starting point is 02:07:18 And then they was like, oh, she was like, some shit that was some ridiculous shit but she was like we're gonna be right here it was like that ain't even Mississippi right yeah right that's it was just ridiculous and then no Mississippi is I mean
Starting point is 02:07:33 and then they was on that talking about something they were talking about some in my crooked letter crooked letter humpback we were like nobody from Mississippi would ever even humpback humpback eye you're blowing that we hard as fuck man I smell it okay I was like
Starting point is 02:07:48 that's a fair my bet Then my lashes ain't holding No, fuck around to catch your contact You're gonna be trying to look at the bottom of your feet I already am But no I like Pete Valley I didn't know
Starting point is 02:08:00 I never said it was bad But I didn't know men watch the show We really not supposed to be After watching it you don't feel like it's a good depiction of Nah it's very inaccurate It's very inaccurate of the strip club That's why I'm doing
Starting point is 02:08:13 No he's talking to me some shit He said it's very inaccurate Of the strip clubs I feel like they didn't have nobody Y'all didn't have one person in there. Now, the show is good. Let me not, because I don't like bashing black work. Oh, it's not my show.
Starting point is 02:08:26 But what, no, I'm just saying, I'm not bashing black work. But what I'm saying is, the strip club. We never blasted black work in public. No, that's what I'm saying. But the strip club is not like that at all. Like black strip clubs. Like how people. Oh, no, it's the total exaggeration.
Starting point is 02:08:40 But, I mean, it's for entertainment. So it works, though. It's a good show. I enjoy it. And, you know, after watching it, I understand that it's really. not for me then just really for y'all for who for little girls I watch the us all I like have the first episode yeah it ain't it's really not for us and you know and you know let them have it if that's what they want to watch watch I mean let them have that the people
Starting point is 02:09:04 they have not worked in the club because those of us that have yeah we're like yeah it's not really a great depiction what they miss you can tell somebody who all know nothing about the club wrote it yeah yeah I was that's the best that's the best that's the best that's the best way to say it because it's hard to explain yeah that's not how to club be at all she it's not that bad it's not that good it's just not like it's not like that it's not that I'm not gonna say whether it's bad or good it's just not they got the politics right but it's just yeah the wrong setting yeah you used to do comedy at the strip club that shit and that's how I know exactly oh my gosh used to comedy at the strip club if they ever did comment in
Starting point is 02:09:46 Atlanta what they would do that I never knew that. Yeah, you get up on that stage. Let me tell you something. If you came to Dreams in Houston and got on that stage, it was like, boo! It don't matter if you tell the funniest joke in the world, where is the booty ho?
Starting point is 02:10:00 Booty hole. I know. I've been in the dream. So. Ain't that the ones the good ass queen? No, that y'all don't. They don't even get all the way naked. That was the best club to dance out of Houston because you ain't got to get naked.
Starting point is 02:10:12 Yeah, dreams was in there. Pre-corona. Pre-corona. Pre-corona. What the hell is that all, man. I had went to dreams one time while I was in Houston by myself. I was in that bitch early about like eight o'clock. I wasn't even there.
Starting point is 02:10:23 I know. It was a bunch of hungry strippers in there. It was me and like four other niggas. You bought them some wings? About a hundred wings for the strippers. This pre-corona though. It was just easy. The bad strippers don't get there until 1.30.
Starting point is 02:10:36 Everybody know that. Shit, the cool strippers be there at seven. What they had on? Fuck what you're talking about. They was everything. They had stripper clothes on. And the crazy part is, is when I got there, I can tell. They had already been there because they was fatigued.
Starting point is 02:10:48 They were old girls. Hey, man, what's wrong? Y'all get in here. What is wrong with y'all? We don't know. Y'all working in here with all these wings and ain't nobody fed y'all. Well, we ain't made tip out yet. Get these girls some wings.
Starting point is 02:11:03 How many, sir? A hundred. They was like, ooh, he got money, bitch. And they had a little strippler. We heard that he'd never get over there. Come on, everybody get some wings. Get all of them. shit brus something they got to eat their chicken it's like the whole club they started
Starting point is 02:11:22 acting like they didn't they needed me that that would be the worst thing to see though I hate to see a girl like holding the wing and being like I love to see that I don't like to see it neither bitch put that wing down I hate to see a stripper that needs something you could tell like the sense of urgency different when she need the money hey hey it's breaking her voice I don't like I don't like when the stripper But dancing for me and she booked another clan. She'd be like, I'll be through with him in a minute. No, you won't.
Starting point is 02:11:53 No, you won't. You don't know what I want. You think you're about to finish dancing for me to go dance for that other nigger? I got money! You don't know. You better run it up in. Stay right here.
Starting point is 02:12:03 Run it up. Run it up. Make a dance two more so. I'll be right there. No, you want. Make that nigger wait. Don't book another appointment. You ain't finished with this.
Starting point is 02:12:14 Who the fuck making appointments? He's making appointments on my dance. I don't like sure. be all up in my face. I hate when a stripper ass cheek accidentally hit your face or lip or something. Like you're rolling the blood and you look up. Oh, God. God!
Starting point is 02:12:29 It's on my lip. It got on my face. I'm not this type of man. Now you're nothing to say. Or you, why are you here? I can't. No, that will change your mood. Imagine the bitch's pussy lip.
Starting point is 02:12:48 I miss strippers, though. I miss that. The stripping game is different now. I miss it ain't the same. The money's not the same. I mean, not that we have been. That's why I quit. That's why I quit.
Starting point is 02:12:58 The money ain't the same. Money ain't that's why you were dancing? I ain't never said I was down when I quit. I was about the same. I was just stinging to do in the helicopter. He's talking about, yeah, the money ain't the same no more. I'm retarded. That was my stage name.
Starting point is 02:13:22 Oh, circle meat. Not circle meat. Mm-mm. What, you circle meat? You used to call me prop playing. I used to finish off our fly off stage. Males strip clubs are disgusting. They are.
Starting point is 02:13:37 Well, we did our best to keep at a violation. Seriously. Did the best to keep out of school. I don't want to see no niggas twark in. I was never. Please don't torque that ass on me. These are all jokes, ma'am.
Starting point is 02:13:48 I have never worked in the adult industry except for that one weekend. What did you do that one? There was that one weekend. What did you do that one weekend? I won't tell you everything, but... You'll give us a little sample. You ever be watching the porno, and it's that scene in the middle
Starting point is 02:14:07 where you don't know who fucking and it just be like from the nipples down. That was you. Yeah, I let them use my... Not the nipples down. Got some head one time from a legend. Busts all in an eye. one of the most classic scene 1A.B.N.
Starting point is 02:14:21 Oh, brother. Wow. 2002, I was like three. Okay. How are you now? I'm kidding. How old is you?
Starting point is 02:14:33 48. Oh, no, no. I'm going to do. You was three in 2000. No, in 2003, I was like to live in or 12. Oh. I don't know how it was. I can't do that.
Starting point is 02:14:43 That's why y'all different. I'm an 80. She was an 80. I'm 31 years. I'm not sure. What 80 is that? 89. At the end, that's 90.
Starting point is 02:14:52 You might win around now. I'm not a 90's baby. Not you might as well nine. No, I'm not. You ain't spent no time in the 90. You ain't started walking in 90. Shit, I was born cooking grilled cheeses. I was like, what you want?
Starting point is 02:15:04 You want a crispy, buttery. You know what we were doing in 1990? We were already in school. Trade Nintendo tapes. Man, I was out there. I was out there. I was in the country though. I was driving a four-wheeler on my first birthday.
Starting point is 02:15:17 That's right. I believe you. Cooking, neck bones. Look at them shoulders. Showing them shoulders again. What type of, this is the type of bitch to knock her stepdad out. Period. I told you about that shit.
Starting point is 02:15:29 Touch my mom again, Frank. With the sideway punt, she'd knock this niggie socks off. Period. I look like, you do be looking strong. Because I'm a strong bitch and I need these niggas to know. You're the definition of a strong black man. You're the definition of a strong black man. I am.
Starting point is 02:15:49 There we go. There we go. I'll be bitch pressing niggas. Your name should have been hairy. Niggas be on top of me, I'd be like, yeah. For real? That's what you be doing? You ever pick the nigger up and gave him head all the way?
Starting point is 02:16:01 Wait now. You're taking shit too far. I ain't that strong now. Hey, she did. That's why she had, boy. She'd be like. She had. Because when you asked it caught off going,
Starting point is 02:16:13 Wait a minute. What the fuck? What time? One time. You seen that tape? Let me call Bartholome you. He didn't release the footage. Lobein said I'm proud of y'all talking about me.
Starting point is 02:16:25 I need to shit. For real, let that man rest. Y'all need to rub me my check. He did. Oh yeah, you did. He say this. That's fine. RIP.
Starting point is 02:16:34 This dick wasn't good. To the real nigga. It was time for him to go. See, when they say shit like that, I just let that shit float on that. That's why you just let that shit float on that. He told me just let that shit flow. Can we call? about my pants though yes that's disgusting that's good to say when you talk about my whiskey
Starting point is 02:16:51 though oh we can talk about that I just have to put the pants not a piece is cute and where's mine I fuck with it I'm we got them in the mail you got so much ass on that little frame we had to custom make them I do have a lot of ass on frame so you had to custom make them yeah I love these are cute yeah let's discuss it you know we've been trying some different fabrics over here 85 self apparel it's really soft on the pus Talk to them. It's not running in. We did that just for the ladies.
Starting point is 02:17:21 I don't feel, what's the word I'm looking for? Friction. I don't feel agitated. The puss is real comfortable. Let me ask you this. She feels like she's in a hammock. Because this is the audience that we're going for. In a hammock.
Starting point is 02:17:34 Would you wear them to a dick appointment? Would I wear this to a dick appointment? Let me check. You're sneaking in the house? Sneaking out the house, dipping in his fridge. these will work they look good on you and I hope they bring you much success we got you some on the way don't worry about nothing yes I'm waiting on mine right I can't
Starting point is 02:17:57 wait to go sleek on a little dick of poem in the knees right I can't wait for the world to open back up I can't wait for that need there is a flying time hey I don't even know if y'all checked out these custom Air Force ones but if you look on the back they say wet wet Let me see you. It's the wop. There it go. I told them shoes was nice when you walked in. And they were sitting on ice.
Starting point is 02:18:23 Wet, wet. He got money. No, he don't. I got ambition. It's all about the wop right now. There you go, see. Talk to it. I've been talking about the wop.
Starting point is 02:18:31 No, it is. It's all about the walk right now. Like, I even had tried to sign into my bank account yesterday. And you know, like you put the capture. It said wop. I swear to God. I believe. Do y'all want to see?
Starting point is 02:18:43 It's a same. No, we believe. We believe. to prove this. So you put your, it was at the back shit and then you put your number in? What's your number? What's my, my phone number? Your pen number. Oh. Oh. Hold on, skin, provides. What's your pin number? Let me see. Because I mean, I'm trying to tell you what it is. If this said whopping, your shit was your birthday, you better change it. I'm dead.
Starting point is 02:19:08 I had to screenshot. It's other people, so the folks will believe me. That's crazy. Ooh, they've been listening They know the voice Yeah, they definitely do it Well, is Fargo notified Wow Mm-hmm Mm-hmm
Starting point is 02:19:22 Well, your shoes are nice They are Thank you You got some sitting on ice too Appreciate it, you know I'm with the Nike ID And I mean They don't know you ain't win
Starting point is 02:19:32 DIV? Some custom black man Air Force ones You know Black man Air Force One? Yeah For the black man
Starting point is 02:19:37 What was that? Righteously. Amen. If I started talking slow again, but I'm going to keep it. You good? Because you did. I am good, my brother. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:19:52 Power to our people, minding my black-owned business. Speak on it, my sister. Amen. Because we got real black right there for a moment. We did. Because we are real black. You know, we're going to speak on the blackness of being black. But you must not forget the ambivalent.
Starting point is 02:20:12 that comes. Oh. Hold on, let me Google that word. Google that Bibliance. Wow. Well, because a lot of people focus on the benevolence. Oh, it's, well, it is tertiary. Tertiary.
Starting point is 02:20:24 Hold on. We can't type that fast, nigga. We can't type that quick, hold on. See, you're losing our audience. Now you need to get to be a little more precautionary. Precautionary. Well, we know with precautionary meaning. Oh, oh, I was Googling precautionary, bitch.
Starting point is 02:20:38 Perhaps I was trying to bring some of them back. Perhaps I became a little precautionary. precarious. And I feel that. Because I feel the precariousness. I apologize. Right. Hold on now.
Starting point is 02:20:49 Well, I've always looked at you to be a very scrupulous young man. Scrupulous? I do think, I don't know if you're scrupulous. A man of moral integrity? Integrity. Such as this fine gentleman. Yes. Come on, man.
Starting point is 02:21:05 Wow. He has very, a very, very high fortitude. Oh. Wow. You made a very... Of high fortitude. You made a very keen observation. Not keen.
Starting point is 02:21:18 A keen observation is what he made. Yes, it is. And the things that he was speaking on was so relevant to the moment that we were living in. We're in a transition because we're living in a microcosm of chaos. Right? And this is not the first time that we've been here. It's an eye. I got one and we are in cahoots with each other.
Starting point is 02:21:42 Cahoot. This whole said cahoots, babe. But the way she articulated. Cahoot. Let me know. I mean what I mean. That she means. She was cognitive.
Starting point is 02:21:55 Come on. She was very cognitive. Come on now. Cahoots. That's right up there with... I need y'all niggas to stop this expeditiously. Look, you can rest assured that you'll be real sure. I like it.
Starting point is 02:22:10 Hey, how y'all doing? Please. What up, though? Yeah, yeah. Mm-hmm. Oh, shit. Some things got fake big, girls coming thorough. I love to see it.
Starting point is 02:22:20 Now, I'll give you a thorough explanation of everything that just happened right there. I will give you a thorough explanation. What does that even mean? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Okay. All right. Well, it's time for the percolate.
Starting point is 02:22:33 Come on now. Not making it make it my brain. No, I don't even know if she's into reticulated pythons and things of that nature. I don't even got too much. words. I can't Google. The cahoot is all I got now. Cahoot ain't even a word. It is. Cahoot. Y'all in cahoots.
Starting point is 02:22:50 We are in cahoots. We are in cahoots. Yeah, y'all in cahoots. I'm in cahoots with my people. Y'all in cahoots. If you're not in cahoots with your people, you don't know what the hell is going on. So you're trying to say that y'all engaging in all kind of buggering. We're engaged in all type of communication.
Starting point is 02:23:07 What? She thought I meant communication when I said buggery. Ooh. But I said communication. Y'all, the boys is woe. Don't do it to them. Because communication rules the nation. Oh, but misinterpretation, ruin the nation.
Starting point is 02:23:25 Don't forget that part. That's the part they always leave. Oh, and please don't forget misinformation. Oh, my God. I love it here. Wow. A bunch of freestylers, the talent, the intelligence. The talent, the integrity.
Starting point is 02:23:39 A beautiful thing. It's like, it's like, it's a gravitation. pool that the trap has. You know what I'm saying? So you know they kind of curated and people gravitate to it and whoever take to it get to be a part of the universe. And you know what I tell them when they look at me?
Starting point is 02:23:55 What? Spare no, hey, spare no expenses when you appraised me. Oh, man. Oh, look, my research department is on. Cahoot. Derives from the French word, Cahoot. That sounds for the hohoots. Cahoooooo!
Starting point is 02:24:11 Meaning two people getting me. Are you are way in secret. Yes. And that's us. We're not in secret, though, so that's why you was wrong. No, I wasn't. Because before, we were in cahoot. Well, look.
Starting point is 02:24:22 We've kept secrets now. We have kept secrets. Many secrets over many nights. Right. Now, look, if you get into my Shakespeare's pain. If you get in cahoots. Bitch, I feel like that's really trying to play us. If you get in cahoots with a hoochie, is that cahoochee?
Starting point is 02:24:39 Oh, what have you all the chat of hoochie? with the hoochie who you was in well what if you didn't get no coochie wait now hold on now where are we right now put a pin in put a pen in bring all this back oh thank you can right in I don't even know what's doing to do right now tell them where they can find your podcast period because that's the type of time I'm on make sure y'all listen to our podcast it's called Poor Minds, that's P-O-U-R, M-N-D-S. We're on Apple Music, Spotify, anything you can search Poor Minds on YouTube,
Starting point is 02:25:20 anything, you can find us, and we live. And you can follow her at Licks underscore P-U-U-S-U-Sk. And you're going to follow her at Drey and Nicole with three E's, period. That's how she said. I do. And nobody going to bear to spell it. There's too many E. It's Drey Nicole E-E-E.
Starting point is 02:25:39 They're going to put it right there. But it's going to look like. right up you know that point behind type me but let me tell you what let me tell you what tell you i'm gonna put it right as soon as you type in drea nick i'm the first person that comes up so who else is important hey don't start no shit now it won't be no she you type in legs it's gonna be 30 motherfuckers in there so you gotta type that underscore and i see i'm the first nigga that pops up okay okay yes but listen to four minds This is funny.
Starting point is 02:26:11 We're funny. We cool. What are you doing? Talk about sucking dick, eating ass, going on traps, the youth. Politics. No. I mean, we don't talk about much politics. So about this assy.
Starting point is 02:26:24 Okay. He's like, about that. What about it? What about it? I'm gonna let my blood back up. Don't do this with them. Okay. When you spread them, don't spread them cheeks, man.
Starting point is 02:26:40 Don't spread them cheese. We're going to keep cheese clothes. Well, I mean, you know. It's up to you. We're weird. We're weird. We're weird. We're not weird.
Starting point is 02:26:53 We're honest. We're honest. We're honest. You're honest. Who knew? You knew. I didn't know. You did know.
Starting point is 02:27:03 You know. You knew. When you came out. You know. You know. You know. He's lying. He's not been on poor minds before, so he know how we get them.
Starting point is 02:27:13 I didn't know. I didn't know that you. And you were on the show before we even had the listeners that we do now, so we were trying to like, we were really wild then. That's the, that's what I'm getting asses then. That's the, that's what I'm getting. You can be next. No, I can't.
Starting point is 02:27:26 No, I can't, ma'am. I can't be mine. Don't cheat yourself, treat yourself. I don't want that in my life. I deserve. If you skip over all this dick and lick my ass, that mean you did that on purpose. Who said she gonna skip me?
Starting point is 02:27:40 You tried to rape me. I didn't, I didn't consider. But who said she gonna skip it? That is not to be poised. I'm gonna say. Man, I'm not about to let you violate me. I didn't spend my whole life protecting my ass from violators. You're not about to start that.
Starting point is 02:27:52 As soon as I look at him, he's gonna be like. You're not going to, man. What I tell you, the asshole, the booty hole. He's gonna start winking. The booty hole. I don't even know why you wasting time on some shit that's not going to happen. You are not about to violate me. That's a whole G spot of them.
Starting point is 02:28:07 Ma'am, God didn't give me. Give me one. Man, okay. Let me talk to your male listeners. First of all, let me say that something. Anything that you do with the woman. You're not going to come out here promote no propaganda. Anything that you do with the woman is not gay.
Starting point is 02:28:21 First of all. Second of all, there's a whole G spot in your name. And nobody even dropped the G word. We don't use the G word over here because we haven't been accepted by that community and we don't want no smoke. It's not no smoke. It's not. No, it ain't. Do you want another not?
Starting point is 02:28:36 Or not. Okay. See, that's what I'm talking about. This platform was created to combat that type of negativity, ma'am. So if y'all want to miss out on it, cool, I'm just saying it's there. Ma'am. I'm just saying it's there too. But I mean, no, but I feel like for the ladies, now, you do have to respect your man if he says no.
Starting point is 02:28:53 A lot of men do say no. And I'd be like, fine. I mean, if he say no, you got to respect that. Yeah, go find you a bitch-ass name that's going to let you play in his flower pot. You read like you had an open mic. Is this thing on? No? All right.
Starting point is 02:29:07 I mean, that's how I mean, you don't like that one? This is what women don't understand. You got to explain all this shit to your dick later on. Your dick going. Bro, what the fuck was that? Man, I don't know. It's a new chick. I met on a podcast, man.
Starting point is 02:29:23 Did you see that? She was munching on you, my nigga. She was eating your couching. It's a bussy. I never let you live this down. The proper time is bussy. It's not. That's exactly what.
Starting point is 02:29:37 What I'm talking about, you're gonna show up and give a nigga old bussy. It's a bussy. Yo. Girl, give me that bussy. No. Boy, give me that. That song would never intend to be like that.
Starting point is 02:29:48 Boy, give me that. I speak on behalf of Bussey and Webby. That song was never intended to be like that. I like to tell from your side that that bussy is filed. No. That wasn't what the song said. Get the fuck it. It's time for y'all.
Starting point is 02:30:02 Put that pussy open. Then I tell them bring it back. Busy, up and then I tell them bring it. Don't remix nothing else. Don't remix nothing else. I shouldn't. I shouldn't. I shouldn't.
Starting point is 02:30:13 I shouldn't let them just go ahead. They was about to leave then you came. I didn't know. I could only imagine what was talked about before. It wouldn't anything like this. I was like, you know, I was happy to be here. I was like, you want to sit at? I said, I want to sit at.
Starting point is 02:30:27 And then... Hey, but that wet-ass busy. Shut the fuck. I got that wop, wop, wop, but that wet-ass bussy. It's that wild. That wild. Give me something I can throw up some soap.
Starting point is 02:30:38 Anybody got something? Beat it up, Nick. It's a charge. Extra large, and extra hard. Got money, wet-ass. Shut up. You got that wab? No, I don't.
Starting point is 02:30:50 The wab. No, man. That wet-ass bussy. Swab it with the wab. Shut the fuck up. How are you trying? Y'all are some terrible human beings. I'm not inviting y'all back.
Starting point is 02:31:02 Nah. Can I have some of your tequila to deal with? Of course. Of course you can. No, man, you're going to go to my favorite songs. You're all this had work. Second set. Hell no, this shit's a witchery.
Starting point is 02:31:16 Where are you from? New Orleans? They're going to get you. They're going to get you. They're going to get you. They're going to get you. Only a voodoo lady changed pants. What the fuck you changed pants for?
Starting point is 02:31:30 They're going to get you on this drink. I'm going to contact with it. Thank you. No. I'm going to be singing alone. They're fucking up all my stuff. You're like, walk, walk, wow, fuck.
Starting point is 02:31:39 No. No. No. You know everything you got. Not going to do it. Not going to do it. Y'all keep it. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 02:31:48 Get it up, think. Catch a choice. No, shut the fuck up. So that's how the witchery goes down. It's not no witchery. Oh, what you call it? Don't say nothing. I just say, like, some men like to explore.
Starting point is 02:32:00 They say, yeah. That's a love about this whole bullshit. Oh, man. Maybe they can't. None of the 85% for percentage. 85% is not gonna lie though. The 85% can't do that. The dude I fuck went out, he's, he don't be on that shit.
Starting point is 02:32:15 But it's hard to find a guy that'll be like on that shit. That's good. Oh, okay, good. Don't roll that lies. Yeah, I thought you made this with some reckless shit. Don't act like you made. No, I mean, for sure, it's hard to find guys. This is not.
Starting point is 02:32:27 She's disappointed about it, though. I am. Because I want that wab. Good. Then let me know that niggas ain't as weird. No, they're not. They don't be on that shit. Small percentage.
Starting point is 02:32:38 Niggas be like, hold on. Because my whole goal. But then occasionally a nigga be like. People are, ooh. I feel like one of my goals as a black man and entertainer is to bring niggas back up to prevalence. Okay. So I'm hearing all this shit,
Starting point is 02:32:53 lets me know we still got work to do in the community. Yeah, y'all do. We building, though. We build it. Oh, this is an excellent platform. Look at what you're sitting on. Man, build it over busted wide.
Starting point is 02:33:04 I gotta be scared to come outside It's good exactly You got that nigga in the house with the door like all in that big bitch out there Man why you keep asking the a You just don't know you don't know You don't know what she did to me man You don't know what she capable of love And her home girl ain't never mind
Starting point is 02:33:26 The bitch get together to sing a song Let me make it Just the things they do to grow men man man look me in my eyes but they love it here they love it here niggas like they'd be loving you to look them in the eyes but just no the year I was born niggas wasn't made like that what would you want they was they just kept it they definitely I don't know nothing about 83 I mean that's what I'm saying what do you know maybe later on in the year but that year it was
Starting point is 02:34:03 old bunch of real-ass niggas born 83. I don't know nothing about 83. Maybe 18. See, y'all gonna fucking ride this slip and the niggins gonna crack the code
Starting point is 02:34:16 in the Matrix. Honestly, everything I say... And what he gonna do? This whole episode, let me write a disclaimer. This whole episode has been nothing about the nigga I fuck with now. No, me neither.
Starting point is 02:34:28 Nothing about the thing I fuck with now. Don't worry. Before every episode, we put up a disclaimer no y'all don't yeah we do so the people that when people come on here we let them know none of this shit that was said should affect the people that we fucking with this whole disclaimer because i'm about to i know i'm about to lose my nigger we say on the show we'd be saying don't we say a lot of shit we really mean then we'll throw some bullshed in there just to throw them off be like the earth is flat and then we'll move i'm not going to lose a nigga
Starting point is 02:34:54 niggas that's lost can be lost mm-hmm sometimes they get lost that was a word that was some poetry, low key. I had to think about it. You've been trying to get your, I see you. I see you. Yeah, she's trying to come on with some deep shit. Been over there drunk banker. Is a peppermint a meat?
Starting point is 02:35:12 Oh, a pepper. Or a pepper. Or a pepper. What if a peppermint was meant to be a pepper? Like, brown beef. Why was it on the ground? And why was that beast? Like, the fuck?
Starting point is 02:35:28 Oh, my God. I don't ever get this drunk. Let me just say this. I don't ever get this drunk on a podcast. Am I going on other shows? That's good. Never. That's good.
Starting point is 02:35:39 Because I have, I did y'all don't know. Fasty bass. I'm a lady, huh? Oh, love, first of all, you don't even know that you've made history. Y'all are the first people to come, first ladies, to come to the trap and get drunk. We're the first ladies, period. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:35:56 But we are some ladies, uh-huh. We don't have a lot of lady guests in the trash. Girl, shut up. I said all. We try to find a few that food and talk shit with us. Yeah, we love talking shit. That's all we do. Y'all brought your own liquor, too.
Starting point is 02:36:10 No. Why can we do that? I was about to say that. Buy something. Why can we buy it? We're by an inhaler. Buy something. Y'all don't back stuff?
Starting point is 02:36:23 No, they pay with ass. No. We pay for it. Oh, my God. He said we pay with ass. Oh, I don't lick ass like that. Well, not enough to pay for it. You like that.
Starting point is 02:36:35 No, I'm just kidding. That changes everything. Well, you say what? When you throw that like that at the end, it changes everything. Oh, because I say I don't pay with ass like that. Not like that, like that, like that. Not like that, like that. But you know what it is.
Starting point is 02:36:49 I mean, just how much was it cost me? This shit was high. This shit was high. What was saying? Pay with a little, I didn't pay with the whole ass. Just a little bit of portion. Come on me some slack. Oh man, I'm about to lose all my niggas.
Starting point is 02:37:03 A percentage. That's good. You're gonna find some new ones, though. He right here. You said you was a BDB. That's what you need in your life. I love a BDB. I love what a nigga just be like, man, get what you want, whatever you want.
Starting point is 02:37:17 Let's do it, where you want to go. You didn't have niggas do that already. When you still go, let's keep it going. Just because I had one do it. Let's keep it going. But I'm saying, it's still shit. you want what did you do with the shit that them niggins bought you didn't take care of new shit come out every year you don't have to have all the new I do and new clubs open every
Starting point is 02:37:36 day in Legos we need to go back well I don't want to go to Legos personally shit you tripping what they're doing over there telling she tripping I mean I do want to go but not for the reason she want to go no it's a turn up it's man let me tell you something Legos Nigeria is the most lit city like they doing they turning the fuck up the part of the whole whole time for like for the time everybody wake up you go out on a boat you gonna eat good food you and everybody it's like being around black people and everybody got money it's cool it's fun it's beautiful everybody got some money what the ones I was with ah ha ha I went I went there I'm gonna do that no but it's lit like if you've never been a leg
Starting point is 02:38:19 they got some rich ladies over there uh not that they got some rich ladies I don't think so. I mean, they probably do, but I don't know. You said everybody got some money. I was talking about the niggas. I don't know. What I'm talking about the bitches? What the bitch is doing?
Starting point is 02:38:34 I don't know. You ain't see no bitches why you was out of these niggas? I went to Lago's, I had $3. Guess how much I came back with, $3? And that's a sad truth. No, it wasn't. Where are the rich-ass women that's out tricking on on niggas? Ain't no successful female drug dealers out here?
Starting point is 02:38:53 drug dealers out here? Yeah. What was that story or that girl? What was her name? No, the ones is free. Ain't no free ones. They, no, like that, like that. Like, I was just talking about.
Starting point is 02:39:05 She ain't selling a lot. Like ain't no rich ballers out here like the women playing sports. Maybe selling dime bays and shit. Oh, shout out through your boy. Who? Corday and they own. Ooh. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 02:39:18 Hold on, hold on. Not they won. No, no, no, no. No. And that's her dude. You're right. You're right. You're right.
Starting point is 02:39:26 She won. Well, I was saying it because he won by having her, but she won the whole thing. So I was doing it like- I see you, my brother. Because I want to see them into the future because the past- They won as a team. About stressing from the past, that's why you tense. Naomi Osaka.
Starting point is 02:39:43 Yeah. You go hard. Yes. And she had on a mask. Every game she wore, she had on a different person's name. She had Trayvon Martin. She had Brianna Taylor. I like her.
Starting point is 02:39:54 Yeah, she was. And then she represents Japan. She doesn't represent the United States. Yeah, she's good money. She good money. Michael Bloomberg donated $100 million to help Joe Biden win. That name got money. What's his name?
Starting point is 02:40:10 Michael Bloomberg. I'm about to slide of his deal. You ain't never heard of Michael Bloomberg. I got something for him if you got 100 million for Joe Biden. He's giving that away. That's a little money to him. He's about to have something for me then. That's the type of money I'm trying to get.
Starting point is 02:40:22 That's old white man. money. You don't even know how he got the shit. That's a statement. I don't care either. But you know what? I think that's a good thing because I people be like oh Joe Biden is terrible too. We just got to get Trump out of office at the end day because I think it's a lesser evil at this point. But politics have always been like that you know what I'm saying? I always never been it's always a lesser evil. You just always have to pick the lesser evil. Yeah so Bloomberg network 54.9 billion. Billion! I got this walk
Starting point is 02:40:53 What is wet-ass pussy? Oh, so you get the song back to the right lyrics for that. Yeah. Michael Bloomberg. When they come back to that. Is he married? Actually, I don't even give a fuck. He got a bunch of bitches.
Starting point is 02:41:06 And I'll be number 39. Period. I'm going to give Michael Bloomberg some pussy right now. Michael Bloomberg, how do you want down? How do you feel? Coming up. Coming up. The game of cash game living in the past lane.
Starting point is 02:41:22 You know what? What if he hit y'all though? He watched this show. I didn't take a punch. That would be a great thing. You didn't know that? I don't took a punch. We go on the court.
Starting point is 02:41:33 The nigger watched this. I can take a hit, nigger. Not this Michael Bloomberg, but it is a nigger that Michael Bloomberg that watched this show. He'd be in the comment. I seen the nigger. I can take a punch, nigger. 54 billion? Hit me.
Starting point is 02:41:48 My nigger, hit me. I don't know if it ain't that nigga, but I do know a nigger No, I want by the Bluebird to hit me on God, I do. I ain't gonna die. Diggins ain't punching that. Did you know you can rent the Fresh Prince of Bella mansion for $30 a night? $30. $30?
Starting point is 02:42:04 $30? $40? I'm just, boy, shit. That's probably just in that shit. Whatever. Oh, you can wear it. But they do get the mansion. That shit probably book.
Starting point is 02:42:16 White people got that shit. Can I throw you all that kind of do jazz out? Why ain't got to be me? Fuck I do you. That's got to do to yell too. What I do to you? Oh! Nope.
Starting point is 02:42:31 Hell no. Oh shit. Okay. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Oh my God.
Starting point is 02:42:41 Ain't shit that's going on. I'm dead. I like the Bella, the Fresh Prince, man. Why can't be you? You can't be me, man. Why? I ain't did shit to you. to be thrown out
Starting point is 02:42:54 you haven't I just think it would be funny I mean of course if it was me because I know how to do that shit did you ever listen to Will Smith's music never why it wasn't never good you didn't listen to Welcome to Miami No
Starting point is 02:43:09 getting jinging with it No you ain't never listen to Sheed I thought my money I'll be honest I'm just kill a stripper You know what he said Will Smith says shit I thought my money up
Starting point is 02:43:20 I might just kill a stripper Check this out. He said that. He did say that. Yeah, because he was talking about how much money he had. That's what I'm saying. I'm gonna tell you the- You ain't never listen to Will Smith?
Starting point is 02:43:30 I'm gonna tell you the exact moment. I'm gonna tell you the exact moment where I no longer took his music seriously. When? Hold on. Never they're employed in you. No, that's his boy. I fucking Will Smith. I didn't fuck with some of his choices music.
Starting point is 02:43:44 Like what? I'll just tell you, like, when the music, the moment that he lost me, honestly, is when they dropped Wild Wild West Francisco. I was three. with them all we go to read to the wild wild west we go in straight to the nigger was in the video dancing with platinum hat and and red that was a hit hit set stick like grits first of all they did it on MTV Awards and they left Stevie Wonder out there they left Stevie Wonder out there at the end of they was like back everybody walked on Stevie out there like
Starting point is 02:44:22 about to do is sitting here trying to disrespeg Cisco like you didn't used to listen to Cisco back in the day. I never said I didn't. Okay, so what was wrong with Will Smith doing the song with Cisco? I didn't fuck with it. But you liked Cisco though. But you ain't like that movie either though. There are plenty of it. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. It wasn't. There are plenty of you said deadly be in that club. You are laugh. There are songs by artists I don't like. I still like them as artists. I don't like all that songs. So did you like a Cisco song? Yeah. Which one?
Starting point is 02:44:55 The one where that nigga was sad, the whole... Without your girl. Incomplete. Because that nigga named off a whole bunch of shit better than this fucking... You liked what these bitches want from that they're told. The song started off beautiful. Bright lights a fancy ass to rock. Everything in this world that a man couldn't want.
Starting point is 02:45:18 What is you bitching about this? What's the next three minutes about this? Even though it seems I have everything. I can't pretend it I don't see. Niggas, shut your bitch ass up. Don't act like you didn't like what these bitches want from a nigga. With DMA. That's DMAX.
Starting point is 02:45:42 Cisco played a very little part in that fucking song to me. You say what? His part didn't, he didn't, he didn't make me like the song. DMAX. Yes. When that niggins start naming. Go ahead. Say, what he said?
Starting point is 02:45:57 What? And I knew he wasn't lying because that nigger said that was Tanya. I met her at the ice cream ball. I'm like, nigger, that sound about rape. About three kills. Yes. The only thing that I felt like the song was missing was some Britney's. It was Britney's.
Starting point is 02:46:18 I feel like every nigga know about seven random-ass Britannies. That's true. I know a lot of black Britain. And the names he would name him was so black. They was like, yeah. It was Brenda Letitia. It was Brenda Lettisha. I was like, okay.
Starting point is 02:46:32 Let's boy you, Felicia. Brenda is grown. By three Sean. Felicia, a young chick, he met around the hood. When Brenda was grown in. How does not name Felicia no more, though? First of all, that's nothing. He's not named Felicia no more.
Starting point is 02:46:47 Who? Felicia. They ain't, you know, you don't have no more Felicia. You think they all evaporate? In our age? You think they all like what they're staying?
Starting point is 02:46:58 I don't know. No, but I'm not being funny. You think all the police is dead. I think white women are having it's gone. No, white women are having babies and naming and policea. Good. Because they're like,
Starting point is 02:47:09 By Felicia, that's her name. Good. You remember by Felicia? I don't give a shit with nobody is safe. White people made their name. The selection is always hilarious. I don't know, no Felicia.
Starting point is 02:47:21 White people name baby shit that you didn't even know could be a real first name. What's what? Temper McKenzie. Temper. They love the ER. Shooter. Shooter. Shooter.
Starting point is 02:47:34 Hunter. Go get trigger. Oh, geez. Bring your brother Gunner back. Gunner. Not Gunner. I knew somebody named Gunner. They like the hard ER.
Starting point is 02:47:43 It's just weird because their name is always like ends with a ski. Zabowski, Loboski, Rapinski. It's always a ski at the end. One ski, good frisky, commensky. One ski, two, ski, all ski, ski, ski, ski. There's all the ski. Hey, you know. Like, on this show, if we ever say anything about white people,
Starting point is 02:48:04 they'll be in the comments so hurt. Like, dude, that was so fucking racist, man. My brother named is Gunner. You guys aren't funny. All you do is talk about white people. Dude, like, what the fuck, man? We fucked with you guys, bro. If you guys not the fucking white people,
Starting point is 02:48:23 unfollowed, bro. I'm just sitting here. Unfollowed, bro. You don't have to tell me. I never knew. Hey, they started saying this shit. Never knew you fucking following me. Never gave a shit.
Starting point is 02:48:34 I was listening to you, minding my own business, and then you just start talking about white people. Like, dude, what the fuck did we do to you, bro? Fucking racist. They're going to be real man when they see us on me. They are. Yeah. These black bitches.
Starting point is 02:48:49 Exactly. They're not even shit. These doors. Why the fuck did you bring these chicks, ma'am? These are gold diggers. Dude, these chicks seriously were only here for your fucking cash, bro. That's it, bro. That's all she was talking about fucking money is booty holes.
Starting point is 02:49:07 Nobody gives her shit about that, bro. Booty holes. But he gonna say booty. Come on, Loz. Come on, bro. Bro. Bro, really? No, bro.
Starting point is 02:49:18 Bro, this shit is starting to suck now. Get your shit together, man. Dude, when DC's not there, it fucking sucks, man. They're just doing fucking anything now, bro. Nobody gives us shit, bro. D.C., you need to get your boy. Where's Chico? Like they're gonna tell on me.
Starting point is 02:49:34 I'm better. I read the comments. Hey, why's wrong with you to get these motherfuckers too much freedom. They'd be suggested to shit that ain't got shit to do. You know what? You need to clean from up under that couch. What the fuck are y'all talking about? What the fuck are y'all be talking about?
Starting point is 02:49:52 Bro, I'm just, they're suggesting, they always suggesting comedians to me like I'm not a comedian. Dude, you know who's funny? You know who you? You know it's funny? Now that's who's funny. Dude, you know it's funny.
Starting point is 02:50:08 What is they say? I don't get noise because he said it. What is it? You know you need to have on there that's funny? Let me guess. Insert random as name. Who? He do comedy?
Starting point is 02:50:23 No, he doesn't do comedy, bro. He's just fucking hilarious. Like the comments he leaves, bro. He's got to see this shit. Dude, go to his page. He has the best memes. Wow. Oh, here.
Starting point is 02:50:37 His memes are off the charts. Dude, you want to see some dank-ass memes? Not dame. So dank-ass name. Oh shit. Oh, I wanted to get carried away. Hey man. Shout out to Connor and Gunner.
Starting point is 02:50:55 Whatever the fuck y'all want it to be, it's gonna be what the fuck it is before it ever was. Hey Carlos, work your ass off and get successful and then put some more niggas on the shit that you made. After you got successful, that you still using. Fuck you, you good. Bring them niggas on and expose them to the work that you created for yourself, man. Don't be self. in what you're doing I know it's all about yourself in what y'all want to do but you got to you got to give these other niggas a chance to be great Now you got your show now put them niggas on it
Starting point is 02:51:25 That was never part of the plan Tell them niggins to get their own show they're so fucking good Period, period now I agree with that you know I agree with that thing Now you not don't be selfish now use your life hey help your brother I know the nigger was doing your jokes but put him on your shit Now, he good. Now, don't hold that against him.
Starting point is 02:51:49 He was young. He was learning. Now, you know. That nigga 35. Okay, okay. Listen, tell me. Hey, man, look, he was a young man. He was out there willing to.
Starting point is 02:51:59 But when he started, he was 33. He didn't know. Man, I can't do it. I seen where he called me a bitch. Now, let that go. Now, that boy, we don't. We don't, that might, that was a fan page that said that, that was a fan page. But I seen the sketch where he said he ain't fucked with me.
Starting point is 02:52:21 Listen, that didn't never come out. We didn't never put that out. I don't know how that got out. I know he called you a bitch-ass nigger in the sketch, but we didn't put that out. That other nigger put that out. Do you feel like people have really said that to you? They don't know that. I know them.
Starting point is 02:52:41 I'm saying that to you like older niggas. What you mean? Saying the same shit to you that you were just saying like being like. I didn't make none of them. These niggas don't know how much shit that I do know. You can't just say, I don't, I don't know the niggas who just didn't say, man, fuck that bitch-ass nigga. And they didn't know that people were like,
Starting point is 02:53:02 I didn't know you felt like that. I must tell him. And they'd be so hurt to tell him and like, man. That niggas like he on fuck with you, bro. Dude. No, this how niggas always, you're talking about a niggins. This how niggas always let you know there's some shit, that a niggins says some shit fucked up about you. They'd be like, man, what happened what you ain't got there?
Starting point is 02:53:26 Yeah, exactly because niggins is messy. He's like, what, what happened? Nagga, you know. Nah, you ain't hurt. God. Never mind, then, bro. And they do like this. They do like, bro.
Starting point is 02:53:39 And they do like, bro. shit like this and be like, hey, when you see that nigga, yeah. Might want to talk to him. Yeah. You need to talk to that nigga. You need to talk to that nigga. Cause this what he said, but I ain't trying to be messy, though.
Starting point is 02:53:51 No, they don't even be like, man. They don't say that. They'll be like, man, you need to talk to that nigga, bro. That nigga tripped. Because you a real nigga, I fuck what you know what I'm saying. I ain't know y'all. I ain't know no shit like that. Man, I ain't know y'all.
Starting point is 02:54:03 Man, I ain't know y'all had fell out like that, you know what I'm saying? I ain't know what I'm saying, you know what a- Yeah. But the niggas said the shit, like, oh, you gotta kick the leg out, but he said, though. But the way he said it, though, made me think, and I was just like, okay, cool. Yeah. I ain't really pressed nothing on it. And then I was talking to where I asked me, you, you feel?
Starting point is 02:54:23 Yeah. But then, when that nigga had hop on goddamn stage. Yeah. I said, oh. This one she got crazy. And you know the nigger had just told me that they fought with me. Hmm. crazy time.
Starting point is 02:54:40 Not, not, look, we didn't put that out. Now, when you see him, don't tell him, that's what I'm gonna say. Don't tell you. Don't tell you. I'm gonna tell you. They do that shit. We know, we know who ain't shit. But just know, even though I know you ain't shit,
Starting point is 02:54:57 I would never treat you different, okay? But I'm not gonna lie, you're a person, it's hard not to like you. No, it's not, I'm very, I'm very easy not to like. Why though? Because I, you know, the number one thing, And sometimes I'd be saying exactly what the fuck I feel. I agree.
Starting point is 02:55:13 That's why I do. Too much. I do feel like it's easy than I like you. It is. It's easy. Only because I feel like people don't be liking me for the same reason. Because it's so easy to just say how I feel about shit. Don't ask me.
Starting point is 02:55:27 So I feel like people just be looking at me like me. Damn, you really just say what the fuck is on your mind. But I guess because I'm a person, I accept people who they are. So I be like, oh, this is his style of comedy. Like I know this is your sense of humor. This is his sense of humor. This is my sense of life. But I mean, but to what I feel like a majority of people,
Starting point is 02:55:44 though, people just be like, okay, bitch, damn, you ain't got to always say how you feel. Exactly. And but I'm not the, if you don't want to hear my opinion, don't ask me. I don't give my unwarranted opinion. Same. I don't feel like I ever get my unwarranted being.
Starting point is 02:56:00 Why you get asked and then get upset with what you hear, if you knew what you wanted to hear, then just think that. But I don't feel like it's be because it's what people want to hear. I feel like they ask and they need. don't want to hear it. But you can ask anybody that don't fuck with me no more. Ask anybody that don't fuck with me no more.
Starting point is 02:56:18 They can't say it's because I did some shit. I agree with that. People take life personal. Everybody who don't fuck with me no more, they can't say I did some shit to them. It's them that's fun. I agree, yeah. And we don't miss them.
Starting point is 02:56:32 Don't know. I've seen them. They're doing worse without me. They're doing worse without me. Everybody, I said this the other day, Everybody that I've ever, like, cut off or not being cool with them. Where all of my hos is doing worse than me. They needed me.
Starting point is 02:56:45 Well, they might, but am I lying? I mean, you're not, but it's just funny. Let me look at all the cameras. I know it's some niggas who regret being a fucking nigga towards me. I know it. I see them all the time. Yeah. Fuck it.
Starting point is 02:57:01 But it's not fucking. That's how I feel too. It's not fuck you, but it's just like me. But they said fuck me. So once you close to do them, I ain't going to try to opening no mom like fuck me me i said right i did for you oh i thought you were my brother we were supposed to be forever you're doings to me for fucking for fucking money man we're gonna get so much fucking money then them ho's gonna be getting no money i'll be thinking
Starting point is 02:57:30 to all the people that that fuck me over over 300 600 800 oh man it's like that's all it took And that's what be fucked up about it. And got mad at me for asking for it back. And it was like, damn, all that it took. Oh, you need that little funky-at-300? It's funky when you need it back. Oh, yeah. It's how you need that funky-ass 300.
Starting point is 02:57:50 A little funky-ass 300. I get your little funky-ass $300. And the fucked up part is, it'd be people who they had a saddest story. They'd be like, oh, man, shit's so fucked up. If you could just help me, I can give you this right back. I'm gonna have money. They take this. That's how you know they ain't gonna pay you back.
Starting point is 02:58:04 I don't know if people catch on this. If a nigga tell you the exact date that he gonna give you the money back. He ain't gonna give you the money. No, no. Now, I'm gonna get this next Friday. No, he not. That's fair. That's why I never, you never loan out money
Starting point is 02:58:19 that you know you're gonna need right back. I give, like, when I give people money and do things for people, I'd be, I'd never expect it back. If I do that, just know that you've gone after this. This deal me like, damn bitch, pay me my money back. Yeah, you're done. I'm gonna give you that little too hungry, but you go, buddy. Yeah, you're done.
Starting point is 02:58:35 I'll, hey, I'll look you in the aisle while your car broke down and go past you, slow. And this is what I'll say. I'll offer, I'll give somebody money. And then it's like, okay, I don't necessarily feel like I want to beg me. But you can't never get nothing else for me. If you don't give me my money back, they don't understand that they are violating the verbal contract that they wrote. I agree to give you this money on your terms. You said next Friday. You said that.
Starting point is 02:59:01 You didn't say two Fridays from now. You said your own payment date Because next Friday is everlasting But like I said When motherfuckers say next Friday They can be any Friday in the future Not Friday as a future That's how they do
Starting point is 02:59:17 I mean because that's how people will be looking at it But like I said Don't ask you to the shit Because if you can't give it back Then Beach I promise Okay you good on that Because I'm not going to trip off with you But you can never ask me
Starting point is 02:59:29 This is how many times I've been burnt by this If a motherfucker can ask me to borrow something now I just got to not know you no more I got to I got to get off before we get to the point hey I just know I thought we was friends you out had need and shit nope yeah but I keep a list of people that owe me money still to these I don't I do but because only because it's like if you haven't paid me back first you haven't gave me my money back you literally can never ask me for nothing ever again this well if you even if you're getting a big bitch I'm sorry but I can't do
Starting point is 03:00:07 nothing to help you because you already feel all me this that you haven't ever paid me back I just hope the same people that owe me some money in the future like save my life or something I hope like this a down payment I hope you save my life I hope you give me my money bag because that's new old me they're not these aren't recent this recent this happened all the time it doesn't happen to me numerous I mean I'm only what 29 it doesn't happen to me numerous times over my life. I got a list of people that owe me money. How long is it? It's about seven people.
Starting point is 03:00:38 But it's just like if you haven't paid it back, then cool. But you can't ever ask for nothing else. So I hope you don't ever get no real mind. Like you're in jail and you need bail because bitch, I can't help you. You know the code part. The people who owe my money, they're going to skip this part. The guilt going to get me. They are.
Starting point is 03:00:55 Oh, let me fast for. They are. They are. They're going to look at it like. Bump that pulled a little bit. Go back to the booty hole, bro. Let them girl talk about booty hole. But Nick's do we're doing it.
Starting point is 03:01:12 And I don't know why. And I think it's like once you get to a certain point in life, people be feeling like, oh, y'all are all their money, but they don't need it. Exactly. I always need my shit. What the fuck you need? That's one thing that I've learned.
Starting point is 03:01:23 I feel like a lot of times, like, people keep asking you for stuff because they feel like you got it. and that's one thing that's like you ain't never asked me for nothing before but all of a sudden now you need every fucking thing and I thought people won't ask anymore like I'm not gonna lie
Starting point is 03:01:40 as far as I go like sometimes well majority of time I be straight so it's like if a person owe me money and then I say something to you a few times and then you don't give me my money back I won't keep pressing you about the issue but it's not because I don't need it because I mean I don't need it
Starting point is 03:01:57 But at the same time, I don't, I mean, but that's what I'm saying, I want my shit, but at the same time, it's just kind of like, damn, bitch, you know, you owe me this money, but I'm not about to keep pressing your body. Right, exactly. I am, though. You are? So you're going to keep pressing them, no matter what. I need to get like you.
Starting point is 03:02:12 Let me put that in my nose. Because I need them at this point. They need to feel bad. They're like, God damn, let me get this nigga, this money. I am dead. I aggravated money. Like, bruh. But you know how I can.
Starting point is 03:02:25 You said Friday. I'm doing bad over it. I let you get some of the rent money, money. What I'm supposed to do, bro? But you know, and then you're like that aqua power. They'd be like, all right, man, I'm going to get it. Let me call you back. I just let the phone sit there and get it.
Starting point is 03:02:41 Man. Oh, see, I'm looking like the more successful you get and the more money that you're making. Now you're looking at it like, okay, but you don't fuck yourself up because now you can't, I'm making more money and you can't never get shit else for me. It ain't, look, it ain't never most successful. You got to stay the same. I don't give a shit if I make $100 billion, I'm still going to tell the same money lies. They ain't got no money, man. I'm reading that shit.
Starting point is 03:03:11 Do you really think they're going to win a nigger? Get this thing? Come on, bro. When you see me with a billion dollars, man? I'm out here with you what, three, four days a week. Where I made all this money at, man. The movie let me get in this helicopter. But these bitches ain't new.
Starting point is 03:03:33 I bit ahead of these, bro. Same shit. Where the money? You think I'd be sitting on all in paper and don't get you shit? Oh. Fuck it, me. There's a nigga.
Starting point is 03:03:50 Ain't no nigga for any admit to having no money. How's why I make it a point. On every show, just to look right at the camera and be like, I ain't got no money. I'll give the fuck how many views you see under this. There is no money. Don't be looking up my network. That mean if you took all the shit and added it up, it's not cash. You don't know how network works.
Starting point is 03:04:12 Period. This in club insurance, this is the worst case scenario. Don't think I just got access to this shit. I'm fucking dead. You gotta cash in some shit, you gotta sell some shit. Shit. Mm-mm. Nah, I ain't gonna lie, I tell my family dad all the time.
Starting point is 03:04:31 He's like, I'm broke and fucked. That'd be like, I know you in Atlanta, you doing, I'm not doing anything. Damn, you got money because you live in Atlanta. That's what I'm saying? Boy, your family. Oh. Yeah, you didn't move to Georgia. Come on now.
Starting point is 03:04:44 I'm funny. Now, we know she was living in at least three, four hundred miles. Now, you can keep us down a few something. You got cable all that. on all that shit. Nah, they'd be like, I know you live in a high rise. I'd be like, bitch, I ain't got a all. You're like, bitch, you mean upstairs?
Starting point is 03:05:00 That's what you're talking about? High ride. Bitch, I live on top of everybody. This is the 11th floor. They swear once you move out of the stage, you got money. Oh, so motherfuckers who live on top of me, got more money. She don't move to Atlanta. She's doing it now.
Starting point is 03:05:17 They said she live in the high ride. You got a little car. Motherfugger up there. So how you know it'll be bleak. She stay up there. You gotta have a house shoes on, you get this. I went over there, I had to put the things in my head. They don't even take Uber food up there.
Starting point is 03:05:33 They don't. They really don't. There's no postmates, none of that shit. You gotta go down to cross the air. Do Dads, leave it outside. You gotta come meet the Do Dad. Yeah, Do Dads. You got a sign for the Dood Dash.
Starting point is 03:05:50 I ain't gonna lie, y'all. like y'all one of my uncles he'd be like yeah that always been my dream i always said when i get like 65 i want to i want to live in a high rise i'd be like well that sounds great did he ever say that but hold on did he ever say that before you moved in that or you will to that deluxe apartment i said the sky i be telling him it's it sound like heaven what you described me he's just saying that shit invite him over that one weekend that niggum talking about that shit for the rest of the life. Hell, I thought I wanted one of them.
Starting point is 03:06:23 I can't stay up there. I can't stay up there, man. That two goddamn high. That girl up there on the twinsome floor. I looked out of that bathroom. I said, shit. You get my head back in here and close that goddamn door. I just like to sit there.
Starting point is 03:06:37 I don't want them. I can't move around. I get dizzy, man. I can't stay up that motherfuck like that. Old niggas don't like nothing. It don't matter where you take her. They're going to complain. They don't like nothing.
Starting point is 03:06:49 You take them to the strip club. Man, it's too many, motherfuckers in here, isn't it? It's too many bitches. Everybody's naked. You want to smoke on that hooker. Man, these beckers coming out naked. Don't come out, naked. Just push some more.
Starting point is 03:07:02 Get naked. You feel me. Don't come out naked. You don't come out the motherfucking naked. You got the intrigue, man. You got to appeal to my sense. Don't just be your bitch. Everybody in the goddamn club, naked.
Starting point is 03:07:15 Secured it, the bartender. Her teeth is out. I like the damn bartender morning desk. She got clothes on because now I can think about something. These motherfuckers just come out of the bathroom. You're naked. Pissing down the leg. No imagination.
Starting point is 03:07:32 Oh, man. Call it whaps. Oh, the old niggas ain't everything. Call it wept. I don't want no whap. It's the wild, unc. They're going to be in heaven. It's cold in this motherfucker.
Starting point is 03:07:45 I'm telling you that much. They'll turn the goddamn hell of all the day. Shit, it's cold. No. Not having complaining. God. God. Turn that shit down.
Starting point is 03:07:56 Hold on, he go. He go. He go. He's there. Oh, man. Bartholome you did. Used to complain a lot. You really fucked with the nigger named Berthal of you.
Starting point is 03:08:07 Stop talking about this thing. I miss him. I feel weird. I don't feel weird. I feel like she's giving him credit and he did. He deserved it. Shout out to all the nigs still alive. Oh, damn.
Starting point is 03:08:20 It's a thug holiday. Don't nobody never shout the niggas out till they go. That's fucked up, man. Why used to always shout out Little Bartholomew? Shout out to all my niggas that live in, man. Same. Shout out to all my niggas that's living, shout out to you, Lex Pee.
Starting point is 03:08:33 Yeah, shout out to Lex Pee and Drill. Why do people call you Dria? Because she got three E's in now. Well, first of all, I think people call me Drill because Dria is like the hood name. Like, bitch is something. I ain't never heard. They name Dria. I've never heard that's crazy I've never heard Drea in my life
Starting point is 03:08:52 but my name is Andrea it's Andrea I know that so it's Drea Nicole but I do feel like bitches from the hood thought they name's Ruby like Andrea Andrea yeah I knew a girl named Andrea with the you so you got like E who it was you Andrea no I have one E in my name but that's my Instagram it's about 15 And it's only always on the boat, ass me out. Carlo said I'm a pirate. My boy could be on the boat like a pirate. I do be on the boat.
Starting point is 03:09:26 Everybody both. I think she just take a bunch of clothes and just keep changing clothes. Let me see the yacht. I bet it ain't the yacht. Yacht got a certain standard. Hun, let me pull it up again. She on a catamaran. Now, first of all, don't do my girls.
Starting point is 03:09:42 I was definitely on a real yacht. That's a school. But people don't realize, like, people be acting like yachts are, like, crazy expensive. They're really nice. Girl, that's a tugboat. Stop playing. No, you're playing. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 03:09:55 I can't see the whole thing. I just only see the star, but I only see one side. I need to see the whole yacht. It was a yis. It was a y'all. You could take it your later on boats and shit. It was a yacht both times. Take them out on it.
Starting point is 03:10:06 You got to get a boat. That's my next goal. I believe it. This got to blow up so I can get a boat. So I can just have about 11 big booty women on this. A yacht. Ain't know what we, I thought you. Yacht prices?
Starting point is 03:10:18 The average price of a yacht is $8.4 million. To buy. That wasn't no yacht. That was a boat. That wasn't over there. No, but that one picture, it had carpet instead of the wood floor. No, neither one had carpet. I'm fucking with you.
Starting point is 03:10:35 On discount. I'm gonna say which one, neither one had carpet. Go check, you knew if you was on a yacht. They're reading them. Wasn't it big. Wasn't it big. Wasn't it big. I mean, it was big both times.
Starting point is 03:10:46 Yeah, yeah. It was big. That's what she said. It was big both times. Yeah. I'm saying, like, that's the average price of y'all, but, like, niggas go out and rent, like, they run. I love how you a boat expert, too.
Starting point is 03:10:59 I am. I went to Dubai, and I was on that yacht tripping in that house. What was you doing on the boat? Eating that booty hall. Eating that, yeah. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I was turked up.
Starting point is 03:11:12 I was having a good time. I was on a year. yacht in Dubai. Doing what? Turn it up. In booty. No, I wasn't. Now, in Legos.
Starting point is 03:11:21 I'm asking for real. Like, what the fuck was on this boat? So the boat all out in the ocean. What y'all doing? We turned, honestly. I ain't never been. Okay, next to what I'm telling you. Honestly, I'm not going to lie.
Starting point is 03:11:30 I just started bawling this winner. When I went on the yacht and Legos, when I went on the yacht and Legos, we were really literally playing games. Okay, Lex, Andrea, let me ask you this. So look, I'm bawling. When I'm on my yacht, what these bitch is supposed to be doing. You eat your ass?
Starting point is 03:11:45 No, no, we're supposed to be... God damn, do you... Stop. We're drinking, taking shots, we're playing games. Titties in and out. You got a DJ, we're eating good food. Everybody, that's, everybody. Boat Roo's out.
Starting point is 03:11:57 Period. Well, my tithies wasn't out. Unless you wanted the boat to anchor. So wait a minute, y'all got a boat. I was gonna let that titty over, the boat was gone. What the fuck? If you want the box, though. You say this shit is $35,000 to $80,000 a week
Starting point is 03:12:10 to maintain a yacht. Now, okay, listen. That's if they're taking the boat out for the week and they're staying out on the water. He said, ma'am. We'd be taking the boats out for a few hours. It'd be a few hours. Now, some people do.
Starting point is 03:12:24 Nothing too crazy. I have, I've had a home girl. She was with a nigger, not going to lie. I swear to God, true story. I swear to God. I swear to God. He took the boat out, and they took the boat out for like a week, but they was staying out there.
Starting point is 03:12:36 They had the chefs on the boat. They had the, what's his name? The captain on the boat. He rich his head. Yeah, he was super rich. I'm just checking. and you know, just see what happened on the boat. I ain't been on no more.
Starting point is 03:12:47 My wife ain't made it there yet. No, I'm not saying like, not in that capet. Not on no ball or shit. Not on no weeks ain't on there. I've never done that. My wife ain't done it for a week. Oh, okay. I have.
Starting point is 03:12:59 It was fun. Yeah. But I'm just saying. No, it was fun, but. Yeah. I don't know. I was getting seasick. I was ready to come back home. That's exactly what I'm saying.
Starting point is 03:13:08 This other shit I could be doing. Yeah, I was gone too long. I definitely would. Yeah, but do y'all don't be that bad? Yeah. It's really, you can take a yacht out and press some bitches for real. You could take a yacht out for a few days. I got bad luck, though.
Starting point is 03:13:19 I'm fucking around and take the yacht out and we get out there and we're chilling. Like, why ain't nobody did this hour? It's cold. I mean, I took the wrong chest. Right, right. Not it's cold. I was so windy, like, you know. Y'all don't want to get naked?
Starting point is 03:13:34 I don't know her. We don't fuck with them like that. That's what y'all thought. Y'all just brought us all that. Pussy. You're fucked up there. I mean, yeah, bitch, have you ever been on the yacht? That bitch, it's $8.4 million.
Starting point is 03:13:51 And you think because you got money, you're supposed to get some money. That's what you got to tell them how is, yeah, bitch, you ever been on the yacht? They haven't and they're scared. Exactly. They can't even swim. Yeah, we brought you out for some pussy. How else would you gonna get on the guy? Ma'am, you are, you.
Starting point is 03:14:06 On that demon time, she might start her only friends. I just be honest, hoes be really trying to act like that be their life in it on. when he don't. Talk about these holes. I'll listen. I love the holes. I love them. Why?
Starting point is 03:14:22 Why? Because. See, that's the same thing to say. You do not love these holes. I really don't. I be trying to be nice. These holes don't do nothing to make you love them. They don't.
Starting point is 03:14:32 Honestly, but the wrong ones be fucking up the game. The wrong was to be fucking up the game. That's the wrong thing. That's the wrong thing. That's the wrong thing. That's always be trying to make it seems like they don't be doing shit. that they'd be doing like since you ain't never even been on the yacht so how you complaining because now you aren't one in a nigga want your titty's out but you ain't
Starting point is 03:14:49 never been on one who the tities are but no but not even that I feel like some girls but the girls some girls be doing a lot like be doing a lot just because they got a little little flight to Houston or something oh not flight to Houston girls being in a flight to you know like yada in Houston they'd be doing the most they'd be trying like oh my god girl but he bought me a ticket girl flights to Houston is $40. You not about to bust that pussy up for $4.00s now. And they do, but that's why I say. They fucking up the game.
Starting point is 03:15:22 They'd be like, girl, he flew me out. They'd be at locker room lit. You ought to spirit fly. You can't even recline your seed. And you know one thing about them holes? A lot of things, it's one thing people don't mention. A lot of times, the bottom of their feet be dirty. Oh, they do.
Starting point is 03:15:41 What did we say, remember? Remember? You had a check? Remember the good sister? Yeah, because not me. Dusty feet. Please don't bother me. Period.
Starting point is 03:15:50 I knew he was talking about. I can't believe you checked. Well, he was wrong about that. Not who spoiled me. Huh? That's what he said. Yeah. That's what you're supposed to get.
Starting point is 03:16:00 Yeah, but I mean, the game is different. You know why? The women are split up. Back in the gap, women used to agree. This is what we're doing. This is what we're going here to get. And this is how it's coming out. What day we're doing?
Starting point is 03:16:12 Now, women are like, well girl he he did this he did that let me and then this bitch is like nah bitch run it up run it up the women aren't a green they got the pic-mees and i got the bids that's really about there so it's like the women are at war so men a lot of men are at war they are at war they're at war they're at war the women are at war it's a lot of pick-mees out here you know why i'm not at war because women are at war because there's time like Women reach a point in their life where they feel like, I'm supposed to have a man, I'm supposed to have a kid.
Starting point is 03:16:48 I have to have this, I have to have this. When it's really not the case. Live your life and do what you want to do it. If you're meant to be a wife and a mother, it's going to happen. If it's not, it's not, who cares? Why are you so pressed? I agree. Women reach a certain age and they feel like I'm supposed to be settled down.
Starting point is 03:17:05 No, you're not. What does that even mean? Because people looking at other people's lives. Everybody want to post on Twitter. Oh, I got married and I did this. But that's married, they're not even happy. Let's touch on it. That's what I'm saying, though.
Starting point is 03:17:20 People looking at other people are looking at their timelines and what they're doing things. I'm going to do that shit when it's time for me. If it's not, who cares? And I do. One thing I'll say about me, like, I definitely want to be a mom. I definitely want to have kids. But when the time is right. Doing that on your timeline.
Starting point is 03:17:35 I'm not putting pressure on myself to feel like, oh, I got to have a baby by like this point. Of course, by the time I'm 35, I'm going to be stressed. Yeah. But you have a long time until you're 30. But I have a long time until I'm 35. Yeah. So. All of that.
Starting point is 03:17:51 Keep believing that we'll be 35 tomorrow. Like, who are these motherfuckers in my house? So you... Shit! But I don't just want to have a baby by anybody, though. You gonna have a baby by somebody. And guess what? Even if you find the right, motherfucker,
Starting point is 03:18:07 they quickly turn to the wrong motherfucker. That's fine. You think... You think... I guess it wasn't good at some point. Why do you think the kids, look at it. Look at my baby. I agree.
Starting point is 03:18:18 I'm so happy. I'm a woman. We all got this stupid-ass shirt on. Taking these Christmas pictures. As soon as to get hot outside. Man, why have him to tell you lady? Man, you won't believe this bitch. I ain't seen my baby since I took the goddamn bitch.
Starting point is 03:18:32 She didn't move here with this nigga. This nigga that chained my baby and they ain't gave my baby. But I feel like I would never be. I don't even know my son, man. I thought he woke up. Man, the baby won't come to me. no shit like that I said come to you dad that nigga walk to that niggins I know the best don't want me she didn't took me oh child support I got to go to court so I can even
Starting point is 03:18:54 get back on child support I feel like I would never be that type of baby mama though she didn't fell in love with this niggins this big ass boat man my son out there swimming deep sea fishing my son been out there on the on the water all goddamn summa man he on Instagram tanning I don't even know it Not you know his name. He changed his name. That that nigga with the boat gave my new name. I'm crying.
Starting point is 03:19:19 And a new last name. I don't know what they call that boy. Tanner. That's the thing I'm gonna call on. I knew the shit was fucking up. Soon as she took me off child support. She just said, you gonna keep that little 212. I'm dead.
Starting point is 03:19:34 A mutt. That is gonna be me. Honestly, you could keep me. Every time I look up there on the boat, this bitch thinks she'll fish. Me and Tanner gonna be tanning. Period. Shit. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 03:19:51 Oh. Stupid. Four minds. That's what y'all do. Yeah, we're about to. Maybe we need an audience. What you mean? Because y'all had a whole audience like,
Starting point is 03:20:05 I know when a joke kick, niggas would be like, aha, ha, ha, in the background. If that nigga don't lay. I don't laugh. No, we've been laughing. He did that whole time. But that's what I'm saying. If that nigger don't laugh.
Starting point is 03:20:16 I know my joke hit when I hear that. Oh, I was like, oh yeah, that shit hit, bitch. I did that. If that nigga don't laugh, the shit is funny that stuff. I said, damn, bitch, I'm funnier than I thought. I say, y'all these jokes be hit, you know? How much it is to rent out this bitch?
Starting point is 03:20:34 With y'all included. Because I need that, nigg. Because we need y'all niggies. We know y'all got money. I felt like I'm Richard Pryor in this hole. I'd be like, because I'd be like this, man, that niggins said this. He was, oh, oh, ha, ha. I said, yeah, bitch, let me say that hole one more song.
Starting point is 03:20:54 I say Bartholomew, oh, boony hole. That nigga been happy. Nah, I ain't going to like, we need the booty hole song. He was over there crank it up. He was like, ha, ha, ha. Like, damn. I said damn, nigga, I know that she's funny. I like that.
Starting point is 03:21:13 Get you a joke. That's what I'm saying. If that is. If that nigga don't laugh, it ain't funny. That's what I'm saying. We don't have an audience, so I don't be knowing. Throw the whole shit away. I don't know till like three days later when people be quoting me and shit.
Starting point is 03:21:26 Crazy part is these niggas don't even supposed to be laughing. They're supposed to be working. Doing everything. Doing every goddamn thing. Everything. Smoking dope and all cameras. I'm fucking love with that. It's not taking out career serious, man.
Starting point is 03:21:39 I'm dead I don't let's play a video poster yeah I've been over there breaking up he loves it here I had to bring him man you got to bring him back man you got to bring him back Shout out to Joe.
Starting point is 03:22:10 Shout out to Joe. Yeah. Yeah. They always call him the funny laugh dude. I love that. Two days Joe gonna do Joe go laugh and he gonna put on more clothes the longer the show goes on. Every time the show started out, he had one thing, then he had a layer. I never noticed how that nigga be changing clothes.
Starting point is 03:22:27 He damn sure had on some other shit earlier. He did. He is a stickler for coffee. You said, you ain't freshness on me here. After about two hours, I just, I don't like the way clothes lay on my back. body once I get comfortable we gonna get on this nigga be like can I get a sweater out the goddamn dryer please fuck hooked up a dryer who's snuggie is this I'm dead I'm the snuggie we love a snuggie I can believe that's there's something
Starting point is 03:22:59 else oh he thought it was so freaking you don't know what a snuggie is that's the where after you fucking you won't wipe your dick up y'all just cuddle you're just laying in a puddle of juices of us. That's a snugget. That is not a snuggie. I've never heard of that. Yeah, when you just don't wipe off nothing, you just go to bed.
Starting point is 03:23:19 Krusty. Piss in two different directions when you wake up in the world. Oh my god. That's how real nasty. I've never done it. Every nigga in this room then took a piss that was too long before.
Starting point is 03:23:34 You thought you was gonna have to make an appointment. Like, god damn this is the longest piss in piss history. You're gonna think about other shit and you're still pissing. I got to be working a few minutes. What did I drink? No, mm-mm.
Starting point is 03:23:52 I don't like it. Because ain't gonna wait as much piss in my body. Some pisses do be feeling mixed level. See, now you get it. Because you'd be like, damn, still pissed. I have, I have, you, on your tiptoes like this? She got, she hit the tiptoes at her own house.
Starting point is 03:24:14 She got that aerodynamic piss. And I'd be like, damn, it's still going. Why the toes? Why the toes, though? Why you have to point the toes to piss? Oh, that's just me. Oh. That's how you aim?
Starting point is 03:24:29 I don't think everybody do that. Not aim. We don't have to aim. I definitely be on Twitter like these, though. What make you think, why you say we? When my toes like this. Women, we don't have to aim to pee. You, there are some women that have to aim.
Starting point is 03:24:43 You think all pussies is built the same? Well, first of all, the only time you really have to, like, get your shit, like, back in order, it's like after you get a wax. Because sometimes the wax, you know, after you pee that wax, you're like, ah, ah, ah, so, but it's like, if you're peeing on a regular, like, you don't have to aim.
Starting point is 03:25:00 I mean, I know all pussies are built the same, but the only reason you have to aim if your pussy is sitting right here. Some of them do shit right there. Some of them do shit right there. It's it right there. I can't relate. I've seen one that was sitting in there at an angle like a Mississippi engine.
Starting point is 03:25:14 It was crooked a little bit. Is that a turbo, was it? Not the turbo. Did you like it? Was it at an angle? I mean, that was cool. I'm dead. I mean, some of them not good to look at.
Starting point is 03:25:26 They're kind of confusing. Because they look like old people with no teeth, like smiling old people. All right. I don't know. I can't believe pussy's be looking like that. That's unfortunate, that's an unfortunate pussy. You know what? Hey, just because they look weird, don't mean they ain't good.
Starting point is 03:25:47 But some of them do look funny. They don't want that. That sounds like... But they look good. They all have their own unique beauty. If you look at them at the right angle, they look like they're laughing at shit anyway. I'm dead. Seriously.
Starting point is 03:26:01 Most of the time they are. Gritted like a chest kit. Yeah, you know. You know, 70% of women don't orgasm during sex, so they probably are left. It's not. Women who don't orgasm, let me give them some advice. You should think of somebody else, because that's exactly what that man doing so he could get his orgasm. Because if you fucking somebody who's not about to orgasm, just trust me, you don't start thinking about somebody who will.
Starting point is 03:26:27 Like, I'm gonna use your pussy in my imagination at the same time. I'm just saying, most women don't orgasm. Yeah, they don't. Yeah, they don't. That's not true. Oh, you think just because you had to wipe up some nut that I had an orgasm? I didn't have an orgasm, I busted a nut. It's a different.
Starting point is 03:26:45 There you go. You make a nigga have an orgasm and then you got a man. You make a nigga bust a nut and then you got a homeboy. You have an orgasm, you can't hear good afterwards. Right. They fuck up your head. I'm gonna tell you the difference, but you ever seen a man bust. But I agree.
Starting point is 03:27:01 When you, look, this is how you know a man busted nut. If you ever had to text your nigga, one. I had to text your nigga, why you leave? Because I bustles a nut. I am dead. You make a nigga have an orgasm, you ain't got to text them because that niggas sleep. He's right here.
Starting point is 03:27:17 That's the difference. You can bustle nothing and drive 45 minutes to the crib. But if you have an orgasm, you're spending the night over there. You still like, I ain't go lie, niggas always spend a night in my house. Because they're having orgasms over there. Niggas do be spending the night. I ain't never had no nigga be like, oh, I gotta go.
Starting point is 03:27:33 Yeah, but you also stay in a high-rass. Exactly. Then you gotta get out of that gate take a long time. You gotta go down there and walk past the carcin garage and get you got to get the elevator downstairs. Then you gotta take the elevator to the garage, man. That was quick. Bullshit. I'm dead.
Starting point is 03:27:55 Who want to do that? Uh-uh. I'm so dead. I was quick. That was quick. Are you ready? Girl, ready? You must have just dropped something off.
Starting point is 03:28:06 Yeah, niggas. You just got here. Oh, you must don't know like that. Niggas usually stay, if you know what I mean. Out so soon? That must be your brother or something. I am dead. Hey, nigger, look out that window.
Starting point is 03:28:29 And be like, yeah, I'm just going to go here. Hey, this is how you know you fucking with the wrong chick when you go up to the little desk and the niggas be like, 11.32. Oh, shit. They must be having a birthday party. Everybody coming through here going up there. Not 1132.
Starting point is 03:28:50 She keep him coming. Yeah, yeah, I know. Go ahead, go ahead. He hitting the button under there. Go ahead, go ahead. I'm talking the elevator for you. Hey, how you know where I'm going? I know where you go. You ain't coming back neither.
Starting point is 03:29:08 I tell you that. I see you tomorrow when I get off. I know you're gonna be here. I'll be back at eight. You ain't gonna be there on you. She'd make niggins spending nights. Indeed. There ain't no nut-bussing.
Starting point is 03:29:22 Straight organ. Oh, boy, I got her, I'm telling you. And breakfast. She cooked some breakfast. Hey. How you think she got in the high ride? You can't go up there by yourself? I got to take you up there.
Starting point is 03:29:45 I got to go with you. I got to use my key. Oh, dearie. Oh, Dick. Oh, Lex. Yeah, Lex. Yeah. You walk right here.
Starting point is 03:29:55 Lex stay in 313. Her door ain't even locked. You walk straight over there. Yeah, you don't even got to go upstairs for Lex. When you come in the lobby, you make that right. Legs stay right there by that drink machine. You go straight past. You know the gentleman.
Starting point is 03:30:09 You know where the microwave is. She stays straight, is three doors there. I'm crying. Soon as you come up the elevator, get off the garage. She's right there. Walk right in there. Lex stay downstairs. I got to take you to drill.
Starting point is 03:30:31 Did you call them at the buzz in? Did she call you? I call Lex for you. Lex! Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. I'm just happy to be here.
Starting point is 03:30:48 Really? Who comes over? I'm so fucking dead. Miss Tread, you got a guess. I'll be down there in a minute. I'll see you in the next in a minute. Oh, fuck. Take my radio downstead for me.
Starting point is 03:31:06 Put it on the charging when you get. Oh, fuck. Oh, shit. All right, man. We got to get the fuck out of here because Dren got to get to the hyper ass. No, they turn the big line up.
Starting point is 03:31:23 I do. It's time for me to go, oh, you know. Man, we appreciate y'all coming through the trap, man. This has been a big time, so, too. This was fun. This is my nigger podcast. I think we've ever been on.
Starting point is 03:31:36 This was a nigger podcast. But it was fun. I mean, I was scared. I was nervous. I was nervous. I was nervous. I was nervous. I was nervous.
Starting point is 03:31:46 It's a real nigger show. man i love carlo but carlos is so fun like i don't never be nervous to do anything i'd be nervous to do everything really i'm nervous to go get in my car right i'm like i'm nervous to go get in my car how you're going to be nervous to lick that booty i'm dead now that's nothing i'm not nervous to do treat life like that that's all you got to do of course okay do we leave these mics on Join IHartRoy Join Iheart Radio and Sarah Spain in celebrating the one-year anniversary
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