The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - That BHooty Hole With Karlous Miller Clayton English & Pour Minds | Ep. 256
Episode Date: October 5, 2020On this hilarious episode, Karlous invites two of his favorite female podcasters into the trap. The hosts of the their own podcast "Pour Minds" Lex P and Drea Nicole provide a different perspective on... things from a feminine point of view and Clayton pulls up to educate the people. Of course they talk about That BHOOTY! FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Yeah.
Oh, I can, do I need to wait?
Just wait one second.
All right.
You know, we're trying to keep the black community involved.
Amen.
Right.
Just dedicate to Don Julio, whoever you feel.
I know exactly who I'm dedicated.
You poured out of your Uncle Charles.
I did have Uncle Charles.
You did?
I swear to God, and he died.
Do you miss him?
No.
Oh.
He was actually my auntie's little boo thing.
And he used to cheat on her.
And then he died.
Your auntie might have made him.
Huh?
She didn't have that walk, though.
Tell the truth.
She said, well, whatever it did.
I don't know.
Because your auntie would tell you, baby, this thing ain't really used to be.
She's always being smoking.
I said, no, I want to cheat.
You don't do nothing.
I know she used to be sucking on dick.
Naya, because you were sitting on them cigarettes.
You know you're smoking cigarettes.
You know you've got to be dry.
Yeah.
You see somebody smoking cigarettes.
No, yeah.
Mm-mm.
All can't have no choice.
See?
Damn.
He didn't want to keep sticking-
He was ready to go.
He was ready to go.
He was ready to go.
He was ready to die.
He was ready to get out of this.
He didn't want to keep stinging this digging that exhaust pipe.
Oh, oh, cigarette Shirley back here.
Oh, did.
Not cigarette, Shirley.
Oh, no.
Not un-teen.
You ready?
We got them, we got them joints.
We all?
Yeah.
Is there something I'm supposed to say?
specifically.
Hey man, just look at the camera.
Dedicate, you don't know how to dedicate the living
to know about?
Yes.
She ain't hood, you know that.
I'm sure like, I'm going to dedicate this
so all the BDBs out there.
If you don't know what a BDB is,
it's a big dick baller.
Period.
Why you just ain't say my name?
You're going to dedicate it to me.
Well, cheers to the Bidibees.
I have you had to do with the eggs.
No.
Oh.
All the BDBs and the BDBs in the
the building. If there's some other beady bees in here, y'all can say hi. Yeah, I'm the only one. I'm the only one.
Oh, no. Nice. Hey. Why? Why is that? I'm crying. Mika pop in humbly. Hello.
Hi, it's me. I'm dead. Give me some of that. The caprice son. See? You know, I ain't trying to get too
lit, ma. We're about to get too lit. Shit, I couldn't tell from that poor you just did. I sat down. When you're
No, stop.
Look, everybody in this room is grown.
And these ladies are drinking because they want to.
Period.
I mean, our show is called Poor Mines.
That's what we do.
Well, and this is 2020.
You have to put those kinds of disclaimers out.
I'm dead.
You do.
I mean, well, not with us.
Nah, yeah, not with us, but I mean, he's right, though, you do.
Yeah.
You know, I'm successful.
Just to be on the safe side.
Just to be on the safe side.
I'm grown.
Me too.
I know that's right.
I've been grown for a long time.
I'm about to start laughing to everything because I'm a little tips to nine.
Because Carmo's goofy.
You're so goofy.
No, don't do that.
Don't do me like that.
No, but you really are funny, though.
Well, I appreciate that.
Well, duh.
What?
You really are funny though.
No, because he said don't do me like that, because I say he's so goofy.
I'm dead.
That's our favorite thing to talk about.
What?
Me?
Besides that, I wake up every morning, I'm like, Drea.
Did you see Carlos today?
Beach, and I'd be like, bro.
Did you see his last tweet on the timeline?
Oh, my fucking eyes.
I'm hilarious.
I thought y'all was on vacation, according to Instagram.
Why you thought he was on vacation?
Because, nigga, you on a boat.
Somebody said, I'm gonna call Shottie a parrot at this point.
Ain't no way you got them always on the boat.
Somebody said that to me in one of my comedies.
Do you know a nigga in the Navy or something?
I'm dead.
How are you always on these boats and shit?
Can you swim?
Yeah, I can swim.
Because actually, one of the boats I was on,
the dude told me he wouldn't go wave my ass if I could.
He didn't mean if you fell off the boat.
I thought you meant like, say he in life.
No, he was saying he was going to save nobody if they fill off the boat.
We was on our own.
But you can swim?
Yeah, I can swim.
Okay, I feel a lot safer than that.
I can swim very good.
Yeah.
I got some built-in flotation devices.
Those shit's work.
Because them teeth look heavy.
They don't look like them.
They're going to stick straight to the bottom.
He's some anchors.
I don't know why I'm trying to front.
He's those straight anchors.
Yeah, you're going straight to the bottom.
Don't take this top off.
Y'all going to be mighty disappointed.
What they do?
Girl, please.
I'll be having to unroll them in the morning.
You roll up?
I roll down.
Ain't nothing wrong.
Ain't nothing wrong with unrolling a teeth.
or two?
She be over-exambering.
I know.
I know.
They're not that long.
You know how like Instagram girls be, like, posting their cute pictures in the kitchen, like
cooking top list.
I don't like that.
I will burn a nipple.
I don't like that.
I'm not cooking top of them.
I want to see a real titty.
I'm dead.
Well, you don't see a real titty now.
The first thing that titty do is hit the armpit.
It's like the titty shaz something.
No pictures, no pictures.
You're not that long.
You were supposed to do what you always do.
I don't want to lie
I don't want a lot
I don't want to lie now
I don't worry about
Titty long I'd be like they're not that long
but I just started saying it
because I know she'll be like
because they're really not long at all
They ain't that long
Exactly
That ain't that long
That ain't a real compliment though
Because she'd be
No but I really just be playing
And I feel like now I say it
Because I know you're gonna look like that
But you didn't do it is not
I'm nothing wrong with a long
Tiddy.
They get the job done, don't they?
Firm Titties is for young men anyway.
Firm Titty.
Yeah, firm.
Firm Titties.
I'm young.
I need a titty with something to do tomorrow.
Why do you like titty so much?
Because.
Do you know what tennies do?
No.
What?
Educate me.
They feed the people.
It ain't even, you know what I mean?
Great ideas I have came up with just sitting like this rubbing on a titty.
I'm talking about brilliant shit that changed my projection.
You think this success came just because I worked hard.
It came from all kinds of tithes.
You know what kind of tithes?
Long city, short teeth.
Small tithes.
I'm like, I don't like her.
A tithes look.
And then I was like, you know what?
She almost saved my life.
Because of her tities?
Hmm.
That's deep.
I needed to get that way.
About deep?
Yeah, man.
I suck too much dicks and I get creative.
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
That's, whoa.
All right.
I don't suck a lot of dicks in my day too.
I ain't thought of nothing.
Turn the music off.
I ain't got to know.
I did not know it.
I did not know that's where we were starting up today.
That's how you feel?
I mean, you said you get creative on the titty.
I should get creative on a dick.
If I got creative on a dick, I'll probably be a millionaire right now.
What do you think?
Because I get creative.
What do you mean?
I'm saying.
I don't be thinking about nothing when I'm sucking dick
except paying my bills.
That is a terrible confession to make.
Not every man who was watching this is going to be like,
so that's what they be taking about.
We thought we were being honest.
I thought we could keep it real.
Do you understand that as a woman you have some obligation
to lie to a man at some point?
Okay, my bad.
Damn.
I can't even watch porn the same now.
Not every time.
I don't see that, I'll be like, she'd probably think about that light bill.
I'd be like, damn, it's the 27.
What are y'all at in life?
I'm playing.
I'm playing, we're kidding.
We're totally kidding.
She is.
Man, y'all introduce yourselves.
Oh.
You spilling juice and shit?
I say introduce yourself and you get to making a goddamn mess.
My name is Lex P.
What's the Pee stand for?
Oh, pussy.
Priscilla.
Well.
Priscilla.
Priscilla.
We're not going to talk about what the P stands for, but you can find out.
Hey, what that mean?
I'm just playing.
I really don't know what it means.
You are a creepy.
You are a creepy auntie shit.
Hey, you know what you're going to say some creepy auntie shit.
What do you know what it means?
You heard of that.
You heard what that's that.
But people call me Big Mama.
What's up, Big Mama?
Big Mama.
That's the name is Drey and Nicole.
Don't be trying to make the shit sound on.
And he would call me Dreya, Nicole.
They do?
I'm dead.
Yeah.
And these are my home girls in hand.
Y'all always requesting we have some ladies come through this trap.
So we had to bring some ladies to the trap.
Look how Marvin Gaye looking at you out.
I'm dead.
He's like, he fucking wins.
But man, I want to make that shit, bitch.
You know we got the vocals.
I heard.
No, that's you.
Please hit them with some vocals.
Yeah, see them with the vocal.
Let me get my...
In honor of Patty and Glad.
Patty and Gladys.
You say my name, Patty, Patty.
Tell the truth.
I'm gonna just, I'll be warming up.
Hey, tell the truth, out of all the verses, though.
What?
What?
My fucking Patty and Gladys.
Look.
She's drunk.
You're drunk.
I'm really not drunk.
I just cannot.
Well, let me just defend her.
Let me defend her.
Our show is called Poor Mines.
I know.
So that's what we do.
We drink.
So she's pouring up.
You would think y'all be good at the shit, buddy.
now she's not with a caprisome we're not well versed in using caprisons that's exactly why we brought
you to the 85 South show to humble your ass you been out in Miami drinking real juice with
these niggins you come back to the trap we got you mixing don Julio and caprisome that is what
you call a section 8 hurricane right there 805 South show okay it ain't bad this it is tasty
Tell the truth.
Tell the truth.
Exactly.
That's what we do.
We take motherfuckers.
I just needed a little straw.
They've been in Miami all quarantine.
Go to their Instagram.
These motherfuckers been living a great goddamn life.
I thought you was in Houston today.
I was actually supposed to be.
Women ain't shit doing this whole quarantine.
They posted them pictures from 2015.
You ain't been the police again.
Can't relate.
Right.
Period.
Not the straw
Anything but the straw
I got to let him know I'm a lady
That little idiot's straw
First of all
Not you wasting juice on me
This nigger here
I did
Get your ass off that box
Shit getting a little rowdy back there
Look at they fell through the goddamn box
I'm trying to play shit off
I'm gonna just sit right here
I'm like
He did try to play this shit
I'm like everybody ain't see that shit
he's all right we're not gonna laugh at nobody today this the fuck we are oh he got on
smooth that was cool though he did he did he get up smoothed yeah he was like she
hey y'all show some love to my nigga jail when he just took his dreads out oh oh hang
you got that good here and he got a little hang time he's the only nigga I know
take his head down and that shit gets shorter period period you need to put some little beads at the bottom
The girls love the rostom.
He's gonna be looking like Hurricane Chris.
Okay.
Don't act like A, B, B, B, B,
I've never said that it was.
Carlisle, he'd be like, A, Babe, Bay, B.
You know, uh-uh, no, I was.
My favorite part was-
What the nigger said, I don't care what he say,
but she said.
I'm in the DJ booth taking pictures with the DJ.
When I first heard this shit, I was like,
why is that nigger in that guy?
They didn't book this
Nick at the club and he just in the
DJ booth
And then when the nigga said
It's so hot up in the club
That I ain't got no shoes on
I'm like what
It ain't that goddamn hot
I go along my 21 year old still filthy
You used to be in the club in those shoes
I absolutely took my shoes off in the picture
What do you mean?
I mean I was just wondering
You never took your shoes off in the section
Most women have
But a nigger
In the club with his goddamn shoes off.
I hate nigga feet anyway.
I don't know.
Like when niggas send you a dick picking that black toenel,
just be hanging in the back room?
What are you talking about?
I hate black toenails.
Niggas be sending dick pigeons with their feet in the fish?
Yes.
I mean, you can't help it if your dick crazy.
Have niggas not learn nothing?
You take them without your feet in the feet?
Yeah.
Oh!
You're going to lift them little feet up?
You're gonna lift them little feet up.
Man.
I don't have to do all that.
I don't like me.
My big photogenic, after about four pensions, it'd be pre-combe everywhere.
That'd be smiling.
I'm like, bro, bro, bro, bro.
Stop!
But you can talk about the shit.
You'd be talking.
All right.
You shouldn't ask me.
I'm sorry.
I sent both.
I sent one raw, then I sent one with the filter.
I had the background.
Oh, you had a filter.
You had any.
Yeah.
And then you got to put something in the picture to let her know, like for scale.
Like a remote.
Sometimes I just lay the dig on a Frosted Flakes box or something.
And it'd be like family sad.
I mean, she'd have that dick hanging off that box.
I did.
I kept mine.
That's why I brought her here so we can talk shit.
Let me give you a tip, though.
Don't give me no tip.
But like you said, you don't want to show your feet in the picture.
So next time, you should put your legs behind your head and show that booty hole.
What the fuck?
You know, we love a booty hole.
A little boody hoe.
First of all, it's not.
niggas out here showing y'all they booty hole
well I've never got a
photo picture well what are you talking about
then? Oh I didn't know I've never
got a booty hole wait a minute it's a nigga since you
a picture his booty hole
and you still fuck
she got real quiet
I fucked him first
you fucked him first
I fucked him first then he seen in picture
but I did fuck him again
I thought you all
I thought y'all were better people than this
I swear I did
Before I invited y'all, I ain't know this type of shit, I thought y'all was a better picture.
Why?
Why?
Why would you think that?
I didn't know that that was the type of shit you I was into.
I mean, we might have to end this early.
I don't know.
What's going with a little booty hall picture?
Look, you, I feel so on.
You know that thing, be wanking.
Right now.
What?
When you suck a little dick, like if you're doing 69?
It starts.
Sometimes I peek and see what it's going on down there.
That booty hole starts going like this.
You do.
It means you want me to catch you a little bit.
Y'all never
Look at his face
Because he knows
That's what he did be doing
No, I don't
You never seen the booty hot wink?
Nope
Not mine
So you would never put your feet
Behind your head
Never in my life
If I did
If that ever happened
That means something
fucking wrong happened
I was in a car accident
I fell off of something
My fucking legs
Don't go nowhere
By my goddamn head
Oh
My feet stay on the
goddamn ground
You just there
You lift them when you take pictures
I move them out of the way
Oh, okay.
Well, we're just giving you some in case you want to get.
I'm just letting you.
I don't even get fucking naked all the time.
You keep your thoughts on?
I fuck through the dick hole.
Oh, hell no.
Not that I know y'all out here pig in that nigga's booty hole.
You're gonna definitely keep y'all draws on now.
I'm fucking keeping the whole draws on.
I just like to see what's going on now.
See, you two goddamn curious.
I'm curious.
He'd be winking and I'd be winking back.
I ain't built like that.
You nasty.
Oh!
I hope you know your mama watched this show.
You know that.
My mom don't watch you.
You're a lie.
Everybody's an 85%.
It's said my daughter on there talking nasty.
It's going to titty.
I always notice that like older women sing you one titty.
Like it's just two.
They do?
Yeah, they only send one.
I would send you both titties, but I ain't no hoe.
Like, what is?
Oh damn.
So sending one, oh, I guess you have a hoe.
I don't know.
I guess that makes you a lady.
Oh, that's what I'd be doing.
You sent one titty?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, I sent both tities.
You're a real caring.
I got a lot of titty.
I can't fit both titty.
The iPhone has not made a camera that big, okay?
Motherfucker, I can't fit both tities in one, one.
They lucky that these cameras work.
You see they got 40s, motherfuckers.
What kind of phone you got?
You got an iPhone 11, right?
First of all, don't do me.
You mean to tell me you can't fit both titty's in an iPhone 11 pictures.
There's three cameras on that, too.
I said they're lucky they got the cameras like to fit.
Let me some big titty music.
I'm dead.
Not big, I like Big Titty music.
What is it?
I don't know, it's like Mamma Mayback music, but like, t-t-titty music.
It's my own genre.
I'm fucked with that.
I like that.
Turn up.
Poor minds.
Let me pour it up.
Where are you from?
I'm from Houston.
Damn, I can't claim Houston, too.
I ain't from Houston.
No, you can.
Whatever people ask, that's just what I say.
I'll be hoping you're going to tell the truth.
She's from Kay.
No, I was living in Houston for 10 years, but I'm from Orange, Texas.
That's fruit city.
That's what they call it.
Yeah, Fruit City, baby, all day, every day.
I know niggas crazy out there.
Yeah, niggas is crazy everywhere.
But when you said Fruit City, I don't think nothing about no fruit.
I was just thought, violence.
Yeah, that's why.
I see, niggas like, over-compassing.
Bro, please, hell no.
Fruit City.
Right.
Girl, don't see me going on.
Ain't anybody going to bust a fruit.
Don't say that.
How you know?
How do you go bust a grape in a fruit bite.
Okay.
Is it dangerous about that?
Um, it's, um.
It can get dangerous now.
It can.
Honestly, one time, let me tell you how dangerous they got one time.
Tell me.
As I'm driving my four-wheeler down the street.
You got a four-wheel?
I had one growing up.
Word.
Privile.
Yeah, and a dog ran across the street and I almost hit it.
And then the lady came out mad as fuck.
Like, you almost hit my talk.
Life was hard.
Dwell on that.
Child.
Life was hard.
That's a hard.
That is not a hard not flight.
Yes, it is.
All right, so let's talk to somebody who's been in the city part, you know, what shit was going on.
What part of Houston?
You're from.
I'm from the least.
You don't know what it said.
He's talking about.
You're just the big to the motherfucker.
It is big to the motherfuckers.
Somebody invited me.
I was in Houston and a motherfucker was like, man, come to the crib and I put the address in.
That shit said an hour and 30 minutes.
No, that's right.
You're going to be driving for an hour instead.
Nick, I'm not coming over there.
They're coming back.
Yeah.
Shit, I flew to Houston.
I'm dead here where I'm in.
The north side and the south side is like two different worlds.
Yeah, like if you live in the south side of Houston and like you're going to Dallas or something,
it's going to take you an hour and a half to get out of Houston, for sure.
Yeah, it's like two different worlds.
It's really great.
The north is ghetto.
The south is ghetto too, though.
But the north is like...
I have family there.
See, I got family that live on the north side, so I know about both sides.
They both were a ghetto, though.
Miss an egg.
That's what I hold the host throw.
But I'm saying when people go to Houston,
they be in like the Galleria area.
Like they don't be going to the north side.
They don't be going to the south side.
I mean, they're not.
I feel like the gallery.
You don't feel like the gallery is like central.
Mm-hmm.
The Galleria.
You been in the gallery before?
A lot of time.
Well, we can go.
I don't see what the hype is.
I'll show you what the hype is.
I can't find shit in there.
I'll show you what to find.
There's some Gucci shoes with my name on them.
You still wearing Gucci.
What type of mother who is?
I'm a nigger.
And why are you wearing Gucci?
Because if it's a gift, I'm gonna wear it.
That is a terrible.
Okay, we can go to Chanel.
Who is Chanel?
Is that a person?
Yeah.
It's expensive, huh?
It is.
It's in your budget.
I'm not saying for me.
I don't have to budget it a bit.
Are you a BDB?
Yeah.
Are you a free?
Yeah.
I got this drink for you.
Are you a freak?
How do you know that?
How did he not?
You know what?
That's the Houston thing.
Threw.
Sue through.
Hey!
Sooth through.
My niggas be bowling.
You just got so many points.
You've got so many cool points.
For knowing that.
I cannot believe you know that.
That's so funny.
That nigga really be about that Wendy.
Off OSTee.
He really do.
Mm-hmm, shut off him.
And South Side Shottie.
Oh, man.
I love South Side Shown.
You do?
I do.
I love.
That's who you should have dedicated
each other's tequila to you.
Why?
We're gonna dedicate this whole show to Southside Shody.
And all the niggas who be riding with,
all the niggas in the struggle.
She's straight.
She'd be with some hood niggies and they take her everywhere.
They do.
She sound like me.
I do be with some hood niggas and they take you everywhere.
What's going to happen where?
all your niggas find out you ain't you be everywhere like promoting how much of an ain't shit
person you are what is i just say this all the time on the show i just said this girl these
niggins like oblivious i can i wait till the day that your niggas listen to this fucking show
because all they know i'm joking not they he exactly you have to refrault no i'm saying he knows i'm
playing he right up ain't that right we got Marvin gate looking at you
I don't like that.
That is why we leave him there.
That is the bullshit detective right there.
That's how he's looking like these niggas already know.
You think they don't know?
That's why they fucking with her.
They ain't shit neither.
I don't like it.
Why not?
Because I just don't like how he looking at me.
Because he's looking at you with disapproval.
Yeah, he don't like nothing that goes on here.
First of all, we ain't going to talk about what he was doing.
What he was doing?
He was bussy at bussy off in.
You're not going to come in here
I disrespect him
First and foremost
You know he was talking to
When he wrote that song
Man you better talk about something else
Because look his facial expressions
Doesn't change now
He was like, man this motherfucker
gonna come in here and lie on me
On Marvin Gaye
Like leave that man again
Not on Marvin Gaye
That just wasn't his last name now
Shut the fuck
I'll burn you with this counter
If you say one more day
You should have said I burn you with his blood
I want to count the way
What? It's nothing wrong
But look how Chardin looking at you.
She don't approve with this neither.
Who?
Shadeh?
No, she's looking at him.
When I get that feeling, I want sexual healing.
Then he bent it over.
Sexual.
Why the fuck would he?
Because that was his healing.
See, I don't approve with this, Misty.
We didn't go do Marvin.
It's a drown.
Get us out of here.
Get us out of here.
But I feel like if people, is it a well?
Yes, I feel like if people would just accept it, they would know it's not that big of a deal.
Who cares?
Luther used to eat a little.
ass too.
Ma'am, you're not going to come
on here and disrespect these.
It's not disres how was that disrespectful?
Do we know it to be factual?
Because Luthane never came out and said that.
Right. He said, no.
And I agree with you. I stand
with people on what they say they are.
Whatever you say you are. And it ain't my business
who you'd be fucking on. Right, but I
think it's a beautiful thing if they were because
Why is it beautiful? You wouldn't have?
Why would they, even if it was true? Why was that
beautiful? Because men. Two grown-ass men
in a hot-ass room.
fucking on each other. It's smelling like boo-boo.
There ain't no ass circulating the dope in clothes.
And that was before I didn't know about this.
Booty holes.
How do you know?
They ain't know about that back then.
We love to do the booty hole.
We do, but they don't know.
What is the deal with your haul and booty holes?
It's a fun, it's a fun highway.
Do I say it's judgment in the air?
I know.
I'm just saying this.
It's two of course.
It's two booty holes.
What type of shit is?
What the type of shit is?
You're not saying it right.
Booty hole.
It's a booty hole.
Booty hole.
Booty holes.
You got to say it with an attitude.
Booty.
Booty.
Your lips got a bust on that booty.
Boot.
Because that's how I be when you busts open.
Boot, boot!
And they'd be like, wow.
You better calm down.
It's a whole scene.
Calm down.
That's all we do when we're hitting from the bag is look.
Look at that little trembling booty hole look like it's about to say something.
Like what, what?
He's going to say, boop.
You better not.
We better not say that.
I'm crying.
Oh, Lord.
Oh shit.
Hey.
If my booty hole ever did that to a nigger, I'm a cry.
This, I'll be shivering with that nigger.
Oh, fuck.
To the booty hole.
To the booty hole.
You, Lord.
We're going to play some soft music right here.
It's that boot.
Best believe I'm going to eat that boot.
That's how you get in.
All my makeup is running now.
That's some beautiful.
Beautiful music right there, bro.
That's what you, that's how you feel.
Welcome back to the 85 South Show.
Another rendition.
We got the beautiful ladies from Poor Minds podcast in here
talking about boot holes and things of that nature.
It's one of them, you know, late night feels
when you feel so real and trill.
This next song we're playing right here
is dedicated strictly to that.
Booty hole.
That booty hole!
That booty hole.
Right the.
That what?
Booty, booty, booty, booty, booty hole.
Ooh, yeah, yeah.
Let me see that booty hole.
That booty.
Let me see the booty hole.
That booty.
That booty.
That booty.
Let me see that booty home
That booty
That booty
Man that over, let me see
I want to, I want to tell you
That booty home
That booty
That booty home
It's pinking at me
It's winking at me
It's pinking at me
It's winking at me
Yeah.
It's picking them.
It's winking them.
Yeah.
It's picking that.
Hey.
I don't know.
That's about.
That booty.
That booty.
Let me see that booty home.
That boat.
That body.
That booty.
Let me see that booty.
That booty.
That booty.
Let me see that booty.
That booty
That booty
That boo-
That booty hall be winking
It's looking and smiling
I bend it over and he'd be like
Ooh bitch you wiling
That booty
That booty hole
That booty
Let me see that booty
That booed
Let me see that booty
That booty
Let me see that booty
That booty
Let me see that booty
Oh
That booty
That booty
That booty
Hold on
It's picking up
It's winking up
That booty
It's picking out
It's winking at
That booty
It's picking up
That booty
It's winking at me
That booty
It's picking nothing
I'm winking.
That boot.
Y'all are stupid.
I like my dog, man.
I like that song.
That was a ball.
That was a ball.
That was a ball.
We need to get the studio.
We could do a whole album.
We really could.
I got a lot of bars for that.
That ass.
Let me see that booty.
But they're going to be that ass.
That ass carry.
And let me see that booty.
They booed.
That booty.
That booty.
That booty.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
All let's just think of it.
Man, we're going to say that one.
You're going to put in the studio.
Let me see.
Come on.
Bring it back.
Busted wide open for me.
I want to see that booty.
I just busted wide.
It's busted wide open for me.
Wide open.
Wide open.
Let me see you.
Wide open.
And let me see that booty.
That booty.
That booty.
That booty.
And let me see that booty.
Oh.
That was too big.
You see how versatile I am?
I go from singing to rap.
Period.
You good.
I didn't even catch that.
I know.
You carrying this.
I hope you don't go solo.
I hope you don't go solo.
I hope you don't go solo.
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It's been rough
been rough?
No it's been rough
It's been rough for me
See how I transition that?
That's podcast.
That was great.
School of Journalism.
All right.
Yeah, you like that.
I like that too.
Smoking hookah.
Wow.
Drinking, sucking dick.
Wow.
I mean, what else are you?
Wow.
Wow.
The usual.
Wow.
I mean, nothing has really changed.
Atlanta closed for like two weeks, so.
Yeah.
You know, Atlanta.
Atlanta was called.
Atlanta is a very Brazilian city.
You know how big is gonna call the Brazilian.
You know, niga, loki, already had that shit.
Right.
So I'd be like, oh, you already had, we good.
90% of the niggas in Atlanta don't even believe it.
Yeah.
They're just like, hey, shodda go here with all that, man.
Which is very, ignorant, by the way.
It is ignorant.
It is ignorant.
But it's kind of like, what can we do?
I don't know.
See, this is.
What have you been doing to protect yourself?
Lex.
Legs already got a formula down.
period you know auntie gonna say today there's nothing left in here that's
exactly the one they keep wasting that's exactly the problem we appreciate y'all
coming to kick it in the trap house with us we love the trap we love it here
what can they catch y'all live what can they watch y'all show at oh thank you
watching our show he loves us you can watch us on YouTube at Core Minds P-O-U-R
am I any of your favorite guests you've had you are definitely
one of our favorite. I just asked because I knew you
would say that. I was just working myself
into the conversation.
You were definitely one of our favorite guests. I think that was
a great episode. People still
at us. What they say?
How did y'all audience receive? They were like, who is that fine
ass thing on that episode? I said, that's my nigger.
You are so aggressive. Yeah.
Fruit City. You remember the conversation? Fruit City
all day. I would hate for you
to come home drunk and be that aggressive. Like, hey,
pull your dick out, little Nick.
boy at this eye.
That's how I mean.
Take them draws off.
And let me see.
That booty.
That booty.
Don't you ever come home and ask a nigga that.
Not a grown man with responsibility.
Now, you're fired home now.
I don't have to tell me.
I can't wait.
If you ask some nigga to me, they're going to fight you like a nigga.
Hold on, man.
Don't fucking prove you like that, man.
And guess what?
We're going to be in that bitch squabby.
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I'm a big bitch.
How big?
How big?
And see, I'm not that big big.
You got heart.
I do.
Hold on.
Let's start.
How big of a bitch are you?
I'm five.
I love nigger, but I'm lying hard.
I'm five nine.
For real?
I weigh one ninety two.
How you know?
Lineback of stats.
Yo still is need to call me.
Straight up.
Being Rossusburger, we can do this.
We can do this.
Period.
You'll be the bitch.
trying to get that check I don't know I never seen her be bitches up but I don't want to test the theory
I don't ever fight I'm so nice she knows she's like a peaceful job I really am a peaceful person
why you got one ear ring is that one earring oh it's an earring but it fell you ain't got the other one
no it's a ear cup you're only supposed to wear one oh it's not his father down like you had one
because I'm drunk because that shit made it look like when you was talking that tough shit you look
tough I was like this bitch with one earring
you don't give a fuck about nothing
no shit beat the average bitch ass
niggas don't wear one earring to give a fuck
about shit
niggas who were that one hoop
that one fucking hoop
they'll kill 30 motherfuck
you took you didn't have to take your cuff off
I was it fucking with you
I'm just gonna have a little sip
sip or I don't eat drunk now
let mama do a thing
do your motherfucking thing you already got the
booty hole anthem jump off I love the booty hole anthem the booty hall anthem was so
romantic look we got a lot of guys that watch this show what kind of men do y'all like
besides me besides me other niggins okay right I like me this with money first and
foremost like what kind of what what do you consider a lot of money oh this is
where you ain't ugly no no don't give me a situation give me a number all
Oh, that's why I knew that's what he was saying.
That's why I'm saying.
Because they're not going to like her answer.
Because look, something is going to have,
you don't have to have money to have access to shit.
See, women like activities.
I don't want to give a number because this is how I feel.
No, I want to hear a goddamn number.
I feel like, you know.
And long as you can.
And long as you can.
Ooh.
Why is this person?
We didn't talk about booty holes and everything.
Now this is a way, wait, wait, wait, no, no, let's not get too much.
Because it's a lie.
It's not good.
I get too personal.
Get back to the booty holes and stuff, now.
Life ain't no numbers.
We got to keep it light.
Let's talk about it.
What's what that?
I want to know.
You see that financial statement.
We didn't agree to this.
I need a number.
We didn't agree to this.
What's the most money a nigga ever spent on you?
Um, I mean, it was a point in time where like, you know, I wasn't working, but it was just a, it wasn't my type of situation.
It made to know.
How much you think the nigga spent over that time you think.
I mean like I had it I was in Houston but I was young like he bought my car I was
living in an apartment he bought you what kind of car it wasn't like a super nice car it was
it was actually the car I have now I was 23 um he bought me a brand new Dodge Challenger
so you didn't tell me a nigga bought you a reliable ass car yeah he bought it had three miles on it
this nigga is amazing yeah but I mean but what do you think is the number what's the number
however much I mean the car was I mean he paid it off for like by the time I was done with
I mean, like, me and him were done.
I only had, like, a year and a half to pay on it.
And then it's like, I had an apartment,
and he was, like, paying my rent.
But, I mean, I don't know the exact number.
Because you don't count when people do things for you.
It wasn't about that.
It was my nigger.
Shout out to that nigger.
Wherever you had in the world, my name, you hit it.
You invested in this woman.
Now she out here looking at people booed at home.
And if you listen and flapping you, because I beat your ass.
We need a number, too.
Now, she didn't got, she didn't got rent paid and got a whole car.
Oh, no.
You said I went?
She got her rent paid and got a whole car for about four years.
What you do?
Now, she's hyping you like you're going to do a backflip.
Like, this nigga gave me a kidney.
Like your shit just going to be ridiculous.
Not a kidney.
Wow.
Over the course of time, did I've talked to a person?
I definitely think they gave me over $100,000.
Definitely.
I mean definitely like that for sure I'm saying like over like a three-year period
shout out to that nigger for our head raising this young lady and it helped me shout
out to that nigga too yeah I gave legs the money too yeah that's how much money a
nigga gave you you had so much you had to get your friends so I did don't tell you yeah
I ain't tell I said bitch stunt I said and thank you that's a great nigga to have
yeah I mean shit that's my
friend though I was down bad at the time and she was looking out hell yeah I was
that's what real bitches do and we up now I didn't know I don't know I don't know
I don't know it's like y'all was speaking in cold but I feel like the real bitches heard a lot of
the story that went over the average crowd here we don't really get to get a lot of
insights you know real bitches real because I don't know they don't know too many I don't
know a lot of real bitches but real niggas be everywhere telling their stories and just for y'all to
share that little insight on why y'all are real you a real one she a real one you ain't
have to give her shit she had to give me nothing you didn't you both of them that
apple beads and shit the margarita no she wasn't taking me to s tk oh yeah I had
three dollars too I don't eat nowhere where the shit is misspelled I'm dead I was it
misspelled yeah they know they left some letters that where to eat
come on talk to me can I buy a bye you childish can I buy
Oh, please.
Now, what did this nigga do that gave you all this time?
All right, let's get to the next one.
I'm getting a little too personal.
Because if she's saying, it's like it's gonna be obvious,
so we're gonna move on.
Oh, shout out to Drake.
It's not.
It wasn't Drake.
But if you watch it, if you watch it,
my name is Eddray and I call with three.
We got some ballers that watch this show.
So Bibi B.
I don't know about it all of that.
Well, I don't know.
Drake watching, but he watched this show.
This is one of his favorite shit to watch.
He told me.
He do?
You don't lost his luggage.
I put this on everything.
Oh, when the people put that on everything,
that's champagne poppy.
Man.
By the time he hears this, you're going to already be another $100,000 up.
He watched it late night when he's working on the music.
I got my own money, too.
Yeah, he just heard you say that.
Well, shit, I don't.
If you give it to her, she's going to give it to me.
What's up?
He's a real competitive nigger.
gonna hit a hundred thousand and laugh and then he gonna give you a hundred and
fifty thousand and he ain't gonna ask for your lumber he's just real competitive
like that's what I'm not a competitor for you I ain't really a competitive
knick you know what I'm saying I really kind of stick with fucking with people who
just like me because I like the whole time fucking with me I'm just preparing you
for if we don't have shit like we wake up every day like a drill like bitch
what's gonna have what we gonna do what we're at you're slow you would have
caught in here you want to go out you were sleeping you were too sleeping you didn't
get comfortable you're too sleeping we would have bumped up I am not sleep you know
we don't do that in this house what if we wake up tomorrow we ain't got shit you're
going to be in his sleep I show him you got you got to keep a bitch on our toes
bitch I'm gonna roll it over and relax I'm gonna roll and tug and crawl like to
better beat me you better beat me I will I've been trained oh I'm running through
your neck I don't give a fuck how much money I have I just want a woman that's just
contributing to what I don't give it to us can we contribute what if she's showing
up you like baby look I know you straight but look he goes six hundred dollars just put it in
your pocket to give back to him later on something just let me know I don't give
a fuck what the number is
You wop?
No, y'all really think that's something.
It is.
It's curses.
It really ain't.
It's curses.
It's some pussy.
Okay.
It ain't really going to.
But all pussy ain't good pussy.
Just like all currency ain't real currency.
Shit, most of it ain't, I'm gonna let you know.
Some of your home girls is out here getting out there walk for real.
That whack ass pussy.
Ooh!
That pussy whack.
Ain't nobody doing nothing about that.
You ain't gotta tell me, I know it.
Man, why you think niggas out here so un-
unhappy.
Niggas be sad.
They do.
Niggas be unhappy anyway.
You can give a nigga the best pussy in the world.
He's still out there looking.
How you know?
Because that's how niggas are.
You gave him the best pussy you had.
No, I don't give him the biggest pussy I have.
God, let me borrow the best pussy in the world for the night.
And God was like, okay, write your name down, Lex.
I got you.
Bring it back in the morning.
Nope, you gave him the best pussy you had.
I don't get.
Look, I know my pussy trash.
Look, this is what you're gonna get now.
What?
Hey, this is what you're gonna get.
It's either good to you?
It's not. I ain't turning no tricks, nah.
You gonna like it?
I can't relate my life.
It's all right, let me tell you.
She got better pussy than you.
I got ready to tell.
Piffax.
Good cook.
Look at this nigger's got to work.
I don't get for that.
I ain't advertising nothing.
It's probably niggas was watching this shit like, damn, Lexline, her pussy good.
And then another, another nigger watching like, she right?
That's what it is.
Look, it's whatever it is.
It's whatever it is.
This is so real.
That's why I was fucking with her.
I know what I'm saying.
Remember, I challenge a nigga to call in.
Not the 1-800 number.
Brough, if Dren gave you something that puts in it wasn't good, hit us and let us know.
Please, please do.
Because she might owe this nigga $100,000 if she'd been out here getting this money.
If he said that kind of bread, I hardly doubt it was trashed down.
It might have been.
Not the way he used to be busting them nuts.
You were sucking big thing about the light bill and shit.
He did.
He used to be busing them nuts.
He'd be like this.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, you was in the next room, you heard it.
The nigga's soul was gone.
One pump.
I used to be taking notes.
We gonna start calling him a little pun.
No, we, not.
Wow.
I'm not trying to get killed.
Oh, yeah, killer.
Shut out to Jezy now.
No, I'm just fucking with you.
These are a joke.
We can't have any joke no fucking no.
Because Jesus is watching shit.
Like, hey, man, keep me up to get this.
Ain't shoddy.
No, it ain't.
No, it ain't.
It ain't.
I don't want no problem.
I made a joke about the yin-yang.
I love T.M.
What happened?
Man, them niggins manager called me.
Hey, man, I heard what you said?
Like, nigger, I'm a comedian.
I swear to God, like, these days you really cannot say anything.
I'd be feeling like that on our show, too.
Like, you definitely have to, like, monitor what you say, because the climate is so sensitive these days.
And you don't want to get shocked.
It ain't, I don't believe people out here don't do no shit like this.
The White Pussy Coalition is definitely calling in, like, first of all,
Black pussy is not...
First and all that way.
I'm gonna say this.
White women have been mad at me for two years.
White women?
Yeah.
When you brought up the white coalition.
They just, because I told them on the show that I just love black women, I ain't fucking with no white women's set up.
And they was like, oh my God, you hate white women.
And now I get all these stupid-ass Instagram messages that start off was like, even though you don't like white women.
It's like they all got together and made like a format or something shit or spreadsheet.
Um, I feel like...
I don't know.
No, but I agree with that because a lot of times people are looking to be offended.
They're looking to be oppressed.
They want you to say something.
They want you to get canceled.
Your hands make your shit feel more serious.
You know what they say?
Listen, when you talk someone, you use your hands, people feel what you're saying.
Mm-hmm.
So people want you to be wrong.
They want you to feel like they are oppressed, my brothers and sisters.
You better wake up.
and read the motherfucking rule
if you know what I know
you'll let them white people go
let them go period
period so see you how that felt like I was saying some cheese
because I was talking slow
what is period going to involve to
I feel like in like yeah women gonna be like
in the sentence right what is
I don't feel like you're gonna involve
done talking parentheses bitch
I like that
Run on sentence.
Oh, hold on.
Run on sentence, comma.
Bitch, I ain't through.
Oh, my.
You don't start saying comma.
Hold on.
I don't feel like with the slang, don't just limit it to period.
Use the whole English diagram.
No, because I need you to know, period.
This is what I meant.
We're going to make a shirt that say comma, because I ain't done yet.
Adjective.
Yeah, we're going to use that.
Profile.
Because I'm not doing.
I still got some more to say.
As long as I get my back in.
Right.
Everything's cool.
Got you.
All right.
put you on the payroll.
Right.
Any game y'all want to give any ladies out there
who may be wondering how to get
$100,000 in the charge of challenges.
Because together, that's about...
I am so...
No, I'm looking at about...
Big.
Between both of y'all...
You know what?
That's about $175,000.
He paid the rent, too.
We're not going to leave the rent-pocket out.
Rent and the car is still reliable to this...
It is.
It's right now.
It's right now.
Not how much he spent.
How much he's saved?
I don't give a fuck.
Fuck that nigga.
I beat your ass white motherfucking down.
He knows who he is.
But you will fight him.
Hell yeah.
But after y'all get through fighting?
No.
I don't fight that nigga too.
No.
Y'all be capping like a motherfucker.
I don't be cavern.
I swear to God I fight that nigga on site.
But that's her nigga.
I'm saying like after they fight she.
Not me her nigga, I'm from my my nigga.
You would fight you?
I'm going to fight her nigga.
That's a thick bitch.
Oh.
Let's stop talking about you.
Like.
Oh, I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
He's going to pop up at her house.
Oh, don't worry.
That's the next song I want to play.
Play me so real, nigger.
Play me.
Pop-up music, nigga.
When she out here fucking up
and she got you fucked up
and think you won't pull up.
He needs to play thick by a two-shane.
Mm-mm, we don't play songs with words
because we don't want to buy us.
That's what I'm saying, he gonna sing the song.
We make up our own words.
I'm talking about when she out here
and she think y'all broke up
and she out here laughing with another nigga
think I won't pull up.
Let's make a song called Thede.
Yeah, he got me fucked up.
This song is by him pulling up on the beat.
Oh, pull up.
Hey, man, where you got all this sad music today?
You don't know.
Oh, this is like some Houston shit.
I knew that nigga was feeling because he got that pussy pink hoodie on me.
I'm like, man, put me some hard-hand shit.
That nigger played.
Bing.
He's about to waste in my body.
You don't pour-ins with my?
Thank you.
Bing.
I'm bald.
I'm dead.
Who faced on me?
He did.
I never thought I'd see today.
We have finally made it to that point where this niggas out of gangster.
He is deep in the R&B files.
I said, play me some hard shit.
Bing.
B, bong, bing.
Can't pull up to that.
No wonder she fucking this nigger.
You won't pull up in that?
Bitch, I'm mad as hell.
B.
B, bing.
Bong.
You can't start no goddamn argument
with that shit playing in the back.
Hey, I need to talk me for a minute.
B.
B.
I'm just letting everyone know I'm drunk now.
So he's like some screwed and chopped sheet.
There you go. You turn. That's how you know Houston women lit. When they want to start
in some screwing chop shit, the lick of them kicked in. Period. Shout out to all the people
who broke up during this pandemic, but you still live together. I'm dead. Can't move out to the
goddamn virus clip. You sound like he's personal. That did sound personal. It ain't me. It ain't me.
Mm-mm. You live by yourself? Yep. Yeah, why? I was just wondering. Who you stay with?
And myself?
You're lying.
You're lying.
I got a baby daddy.
You're a lie.
Your auntie stayed there.
I've been over there.
You know your auntie living in the living room.
Why is you playing with me?
No, you got an unpat.
She got the little Afro-Gyriced.
I'm crying because I literally got an unpat.
I know.
And my mom in her house right now.
See?
Don't do that.
She is.
No, she really is.
Getting turned up.
Getting lit.
What?
Shout out to my daddy.
What about you said to my daddy.
What the song did?
You play ping, ping, yeah.
I guess I can't tell you, I can't pull up.
Oh, this the song we gonna do the...
You, what?
She ready to rap, period.
Kick your shit, man.
She ready to rap.
No, I'm not gonna rap.
Re-style.
I like to be the background vocal.
No, you'd be freestyle in there.
She do this.
I'd be sang it.
Yeah.
Not singing.
Y'all are multi-talent.
Man, what?
We is.
We didn't went through so much tonight.
We got money together.
Yeah.
We didn't make a song together.
What?
You didn't talk about all the shit you'd be doing.
About booty holes.
All these exposed these niggins.
Y'all got to start.
I love booty hole.
The song?
I love booty ho the song and the booty hole.
You might regret saying this shit later.
You're so drunk right now.
Let me just tell y'all this.
I don't know which camera to look at.
I'm sorry.
Look at the camera and tell him you got drunk by yourself.
I got drunk by myself and I'm going to keep drinking.
Yeah.
No, but I probably am going to regret saying I like Goodyhole
because I don't really like.
You don't say a lot of times.
I don't really like booty holes that much.
To the poor crew that's listening, they know our personality, so they know.
They know.
But the 85, you've already been accepted.
You don't have to prove nothing.
Sorry.
Do you know how many of us?
We'll watch our show that like the same shit you're talking about?
Y'all like booty ho.
I like booty.
I thought to split the rest.
I was.
It was a remix.
Okay, I'm sorry.
It was the island version.
Bumpa cut, play that shit, boy.
Bop, bop, bop.
You just.
Mix all the islands together and did that action.
What he got the birds?
I told him the ad.
Bup.
Bup, bop, bop, bop.
Bop, booty.
I can't fucking.
That's what that booty.
Y'all say.
Bop, busset.
I got to pick better people.
I'm sorry, y'all.
Crying somebody.
Are y'all sure you're going to be okay
with them hearing this tomorrow?
Yeah.
Our show is worse.
I know that's why we're going to drop this as a special drunk ladies edition.
Oh!
D-L-E.
Not his ladies' night, but the rhymes is like...
Yeah, it's Lady's Night in the trap.
It must be injured in the mind.
That's the thing.
Ladies' Night in the trap.
Turn off the Julio!
Looking at the Bootyhole.
Turned off the Hooleil looking at the bootyhole.
Turned at the Bootyhole.
Out.
Looking at the bootyhole.
Turned off.
The Julio, we're looking at the booty hole.
We talk a whole lot of shit.
We're talking like some folios.
I was watching cable, yo.
I was watching TV, bro.
Then she walked out in her talent spread and showed the booty hole.
I was like, okay for sure.
I want to see some booty samoso.
Then she threw it on the table.
Then I hit it on the floor.
Took that bitch down to the store and bought that bitch
whatever she want, because you don't be looking
at that booty hole.
You lying because you don't.
Every time I see it, I'd be like, ooh, that booty swore.
In the way she clapped some cheeks,
I want to see the booty hole.
Took her outside, she said, hold on, babe, my booty cold.
I said, hey, the booted hole.
She said, showed me the booty hole.
That's the coldest booty hole you ever heard.
That is.
I love it.
I love it.
I knew you would.
Who booty hole you seen?
You took her out of cold, and she said, ooh, that booty cold.
She said, her booty would got cold.
But then I took her head.
house and warmed it up.
Where y'all was that Colorado?
No, we was in Denver.
Colorado?
You get it.
Yeah.
Yo.
This is because we were in Denver.
That's in Colorado, though, right?
We're gonna let him make it.
Yeah, no.
I love you.
Stop it.
I love you too.
I love your tip.
You're amazing pressure.
It's gang gang gang in this bitch.
All the time.
Period.
Speak on it.
Period.
Why is it important for it to be gang, gang,
What the what do you mean? Why is it important?
Let's speak on the importance of gang gang.
I'll speak on the importance of gang gang.
Go ahead.
Because if you don't got people that's riding for you, you can't get to where you're going.
You can't get to nowhere by yourself.
And that's exactly why Marvin Gay is always with.
When I get that feeling, I want a sexual healing.
That's Tony Braxton.
Sexual.
That's not Tony.
Tony who do you think cut up oh we didn't even talk about the goddamn gladys night
and Patty oh I didn't watch the best one it was it was it was live everybody
was there oh black people reunion and this was the song we should have sung on the show
today but you could sing it for them but somebody loved you yes you ready
it's okay no I'm not going to sing it at the end oh I just gave y'all little people
That's all y'all get.
That bitch was so lit, though.
It was.
You heard it.
I watched the whole thing.
I was drunk.
You got drunk too fast?
Yeah.
I'm not going to lie.
I wasn't excited to eat me Gladys.
I did not know Gladys had bops like that.
Gladys had flavors.
Did she think?
Gladys got some shit that make you want to ride in the old school tonight.
Do it if you want to ride a dick, though.
I don't know.
I don't know what you listen to when you do that.
sorry. I'm sorry.
She did not
leave on the midnight train to Georgia
for you to disrespect. Miss, the only way I would
be on a midnight train to Georgia
is for some big. She didn't
leave. The nigger left. You didn't listen to the
song. He's
leaving on that midnight
train to Georgia. This back in the day,
Atlanta Ben had the thing, bitch.
So he was coming here. He came home.
He was like, gladys. I like the music and all.
But I got to get to a list. He was on the
They hiring black men's down there and the bitches is thick.
I got to go.
What time you're leaving, John?
Tonight, I'm leaving at 12.
Oh, my God.
Ladsman so fucked up, she wrote that song.
He leaving.
Oh, that midnight.
Even his home boys was helping us sing in that song.
You can hear him in the background.
I know you will.
Them niggins know he will.
Charles is gone, Gladdy.
This Charles gone.
Oh, no.
Charles gone.
What are you leaving for?
Going back to fire.
Let's talk about that's low he's sad.
It is sad.
And that's why I can't relate, Gladys.
Oh, hell.
If you listen to them songs, they were sad.
Patty got a whole song about curbing a nigga, and you ain't even catch it.
But that's what I can relate to.
Somebody loves you, baby.
And you know who it is.
And it ain't me.
That's just like the new edition song.
They're like, sorry, you're not that kind of girl.
you're not my kind of girl that's all that is the worst song ever they got that sorry you're not my kind of girl and it was like she was too good for him but he's lying he just ain't want her that's embarrassing as fun
come on me you make the cues ladies get it when a nigger tell you he don't want you shit we talked about this though on a recent episode what how you know your nigga don't want you oh we oh we we had a segment yeah okay so we had a segment it was called he's
not that into you. Right.
He's not that into. Niggas don't be that into
bitches and they don't be
realized. Okay, so I'll even use
you as an example. Okay. So,
no, seriously, let's use Carlos as an example.
I'm an example. I'm an example. Yeah, so
say, say a bad bitch,
not to us. Start, liking, we know how it starts.
She starts liking all of Carlos pictures.
That don't prove nothing else. I know. Let me
let me, can I finish. I'm just saying
in my, I'm the example. Right. So let me say
she's liking all your pictures.
you posting on the stories she reacts to your stories so you're like let me go just look at her page
right so you go look at her page you like a couple pictures bag nothing you're not thinking nothing
of it so she figures it's a green green light so she slides in your dm and you're like fuck it
she bad what's up you know what I'm saying and say y'all end up hanging out on some shit and she end up
being lame as fuck she bad as fuck but she's lame as fuck but now she's into you you ain't
probably spent no money or done nothing but just because of who you are so
we let girls know like you can have a nigger number that's popping or that's popular if he's not
texting you back if he just calling you on some late night shit like he's not trying to be seen
with you you ain't made none of his home boys that's not important as y'all think it's not important
but he's not what's important but i'm just saying like women put a lot of people are you going to
they put a lot of importance on meet niggas friends i don't i'm just letting you know that's not
I'm not saying it, but some, but to some niggas that's important to them.
But it ain't, though.
To some, and it is.
I'm letting you know it ain't important.
Well, I'll say this.
If you're not doing nothing, I don't feel like it's that important.
But if you only invite me over at 12.30 in the morning, that's the sign that it's just some.
So what's important to you like at what point?
To show a woman that you're into.
Right.
At what point when you meet a woman and then you do this, then she knows that like, okay, I'll fuck for her.
I got to see her.
a few different outfits because a lot of chicks don't have a lot of outfits like
when you was talking about you meet up with a chick and she bad as fuck that happened but one
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quarantined with a whole sex wing you can hang her ass up in the kitchen and give her the business by the
bananas you can really be somebody lingerie is not expensive they'll send it straight to your
crib and have your girl walking around here looking like scarlet.
I don't even know if that's a name, but that's the name on the...
You'd be looking like her tied up in the kitchen, hanging from the sex wing,
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And she brought a pain booth? I didn't want to tell it. I just didn't
didn't like her boots.
I was like, I don't fuck with your boots.
I hate brunch boots.
I get it, the boots that the niggas be wearing.
No, I don't fuck with your boots.
The chelsea boots, the brunch boots.
Yo, I see the nigger in some brach boots.
Like, we went on the date, I never talked to her nigga again.
First of all, I don't date niggas that wear a brunch boots.
And sometimes women be bed built in places that ain't like,
like she'll have a regular body, but they're like the knees
and then the leg.
Yeah, but then it's like, I don't know.
She'd be sitting like this.
Man built at the bottom.
like yeah and but it's like permanent oh she's not me yeah just and then and then with them boots
she was not knee with the boots and she hit it on instagram yo y'all need to chill out with the
face tune y'all know what face tune is you know what else that make me not like the chick like say for instance
you go over a chick house and like you like if you sit on her bed and it make that wood sound like that
like oh like you can hear the wood oh it's an old bag yeah i'd be like no it's like a thin
bed like a jail bed like you can feel the water what is a jail bed like you can feel the wood it's cheap
I'm not fucking with you if I can feel the wood in your bed like if you fucking somebody and you feel
like they bad about to fall apart like I wouldn't like if your bed got a weight limit don't invite me
over because I'm a big big let me tell you who else I don't like I don't like chicks who got that
32 inch TV in the bedroom when we're grown as fuck I feel you uh-uh like you think that's we're not in
college. Like, that is not
fucking. You know what I'm like a lot.
TV is goofy embarrassing. And when I go to a
nigger house and he got his TV hung up, but there's
wires everywhere. Yeah, that's childish.
You hung that shit up yourself.
I don't like chicks who DVD
player on the floor.
Why the fuck you fuck with a house that
got a DVD player?
You don't know what I do.
Oh.
You really be in Mississippi.
I don't know. I don't know what she's on.
Clearly. You don't know what I do.
I don't know what I do.
You don't know what I am.
You fuck with you have a DVD?
I didn't fucking with all.
I didn't fuck with some of the most beautiful broke women ever.
You know what I mean?
The movies I had watched on a laptop laying on the carpet like you.
But can we touch on these?
So why are you beautiful in bro?
There's no reason you should be beautiful in bro.
That's not in my lane.
No, but I want to touch.
I want to.
No, because you got to catch these women in their real format, like when they're not flexing, when you catch them at this.
Like, they always try to act like, I just move.
And then, like, you find out, like, you didn't just move.
You live like this.
But I'm talking about the ones that live like this.
It'd be some bad ones who just live.
No, I get it.
Everywhere they go, they live like they just moved in.
Remember when we talked on an old episode,
and I was talking about how I moved to my apartment
and I decorated my shit.
And everyone was like, why are you doing all this shit to your apartment?
You don't know how long you're going to be there.
Because this is my home.
Okay, I'm going to be here.
When I'm moving my place, the first thing I do,
make sure my bed is set up a nice,
make sure my TV.
everything because this is where I'm gonna be yeah why is you
niggas be like oh shit my bed on the way yeah I do I think that all of that is weird
like if you've been in an apartment for longer than like two three months and you
still don't have your TVs put up you still have your bed put up you still got boxes in the corner
you still got boxes in the corner right I'm not I'm at the point of my life where I'm not
fucking with ladies who don't have the comforts at home you can't just fuck me anywhere
it's what I'm saying oh don't that expensive right don't fuck me in somewhere you
working on. You feel me?
Your titty then knocked the mic off.
Oh. You know these tities
get out of control. I wish somebody
would tell me when my titty knocked it off on poor
mind. All we got, now, we can't use
none of that show. All this is your titty
flopped in the microphone. The whole show runs?
For 30 minutes. I just did it. We didn't waste
it a whole episode. Your titty talk.
Jesus. That titty talked.
English, Spanish, and French, period.
Euros, dollars, and yen. I'm sorry, y'all.
That's what that titty talks.
I can't deal with y'all why you love us I fuck with y'all in like a major way though
y'all are my motherfucking homies and I appreciate y'all stop me through the trap we love you carlo
and talking shit this is all I like to do you was one of the first people let me get on your
soapbox let me get off sentimental and shit you know I'm gonna smoke this black for all the baby dad is
watching the show why you do it this for all the baby dad's baby daddy shit
That's just my baby daddy.
That's just my baby daddy.
When I get my infrastructure a little more stable,
I'm going to do something for all the baby daddies in America.
All the black ones.
The good ones?
No, the ones who doing their part and ain't getting their credit.
The middle.
These are the good ones.
These are the bad ones.
These are the ones who doing what they're doing
and they get no credit.
I'm trying to help them get on the good level.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
But I'm going to give a shout out to Carlos
because Carlos was one of the very first people
that really came
on our podcast
when we first started.
We were, yes, we were still.
Give a hand clap.
Hold on, let's put my drink down.
We were still, let me tell you all,
we were still recording the house.
We wasn't even at a studio.
We was at my house.
We was at Dreya's house.
I had to literally borrow my friend's whole
interface, mics and everything.
And you know what I was really impressed by
is y'all did that shit y'allself.
Y'all didn't have nobody doing shit.
Y'all did everything.
And I fucked with y'all.
Thank you.
But, you know, even before that, I fucked with you.
But no, even before that, Carlos fucked with us.
Carlos was coming on the show when we was having like 2,000 listeners a week.
Yeah, we wasn't really getting no listeners.
And, like, that episode with Carlos just really took off.
Everybody was like, oh, my God, he's so funny.
Like, he crazy as fuck.
That's like, I can't believe Carlos on y'all's show.
I was like, bitch, I can't believe it either.
I know.
I said, Carlos, you want to come on show?
He said, yeah.
I said, ooh.
I said, oh, are you sure?
Are you high?
Yeah, my.
But that's gang game.
Yeah, I made sure I was had before I got there.
You know, I was trying to respect people's space and shit like that.
But it was a great episode.
It was a great episode.
And, you know, I feel like it's definitely helped us get to the point that we at now.
Yeah.
Like that episode, people still listen to this shit.
They still be wearing it back.
Nope.
No, you don't.
You good.
But people still be wearing it back.
Why would you check so late?
Like, I love the episode.
No, I just.
I'm sorry, Kay.
It's like I love...
This is a good duo.
I mean, trio.
That's where I was about to ask if y'all want to get, like, another segment in
because my dog's about to pull up.
Oh, we can't?
I mean, we can't.
I mean, we got nothing to do.
All right.
I mean, we already locked down and shit.
We might...
Minding my black-owned business.
Yes, I was going to speak with y'all about black business.
Because, you know, 85 South Show, that's what we're all about uplifting and reaching out
and just creating a network of dope-as black people.
And I hope that some of our female listeners will really peep y'all vibe and check the
show out and you know and push y'all shit to where it is y'all want to go man it's all about
uplifting the community doing this pandemic and i really wanted y'all to come to the trap and just
talk some shit like how we do it ain't nothing it ain't no pressure none that's how we get down
over here man we love the trap house yeah we love marvin too we love when our guests come through
and show us and this is real professional and shit like that yeah we do let them know that's why
we bring it to the trap because we're so professional this is very professional we came in the whole
crew was working, make sure
we had our dreams ready. I said
oh shit, no. Because when we
go up to the studio, I used to be like, get your asses
in here and record.
Biches, fuck y'all shit.
Y'all bitch is 10 minute late.
I'm like, Dre, come on, bitch.
We got an hour. Come on.
She'd be like, Drey, won't you? I'm down the street.
I'm down the street. I'm like, thank you for two in this part of mine.
Thank you. We'll see you. We'll only got three
minutes left. Right. We try to make sure
we have, like, a lot of comfort around
this bitch, because we really just in him vibe
and they're kicking it.
You know what I'm saying?
We have guests pull up.
We try to make sure everybody got their good drink,
they good Capri Sun, they good snacks,
they good rolling papers.
This is a premium Capri.
I've never had this flavor.
Oh, you know, we own the shop, you know.
It's the Kiwi Strawberry.
And we buy them in the family size pack.
We love Capri Sun so much.
Do you like your dick on the family size pack
of the Capri Sun when you said this picture?
First of all, don't put Dick and Capri Sun in the same.
Well, you said, well, you said put them on Frosted Flakes,
so why don't you put them on Capri Sun?
because I have a different respect.
Oh.
Right.
Because Frosty Flo, I like to lay my dick straight across the part so it's read.
You can see the dick.
It's great!
You get it.
You get it.
Marketing.
I didn't even go to school for this shit.
Period.
Right.
You know what else is a classic?
I need it and that's terrible.
You know what else women really go crazy for?
What?
When you lay it besides that Comcast remote.
That'd be like, boy, stop red!
Not Comcast remote is big.
I used to have Comcast.
For real.
For real.
Okay.
Yeah, give a bitch the hiccups.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like a little hiccup now.
A little hiccup.
I don't like hiccups.
Yeah.
I'll be having a hang up side down.
Your pussy's got too many rules.
I got already tell.
My pussy do you got rules.
No running.
No jumping.
Don't get in the pussy after you ate 30 minutes ago.
Mm-mm.
That's fake.
Mm-mm.
It's a hole.
I ain't got no rules.
There ain't got no rules.
What the fuck we doing?
Exactly.
Get it in.
Fuck it.
See?
Auntie be ready now.
See?
But these legs can only go so high, man.
That's what I was about to say.
My factor.
You were just flexing.
Talking about you five, nine, one ninety two.
That means you got.
That's not flexing.
Limited flexibility, knees, hopping and cracking and shit.
I'm not going to love that.
You think you're going to climb all that.
You're not getting up there on me like that.
You better lay down.
Lay your big ass down.
Because what if you want to talk?
She gets to bouncing on that dick and she missed bounce and your shit bend and you're
your shit bent and you hear your shit snap like a nail.
Most of all!
I didn't even know my dick had a bone,
I'm not that untalented.
You didn't broke my dick bone.
Now it's crooked like a turggy neck.
Not the dick bone.
But we like a little curve.
You are what Meg said.
Mm-mm.
That shit sounds like it hurt.
Nope.
She wrote that whole song about me.
Yep.
All right.
Hell yeah.
No, when I say this, I mean.
I love Meg.
I didn't know she's like little niggers like that.
What tour are doing fucking me?
Oh, okay.
I was wondering the same thing.
Same thing.
That's how you get shot in the foot fucking with little niggas.
Cut that part out.
God damn.
Cut that shit.
I'm trying to say.
You didn't drink too much down.
I ain't drunk too much.
I'm just being honest.
Stop being honest.
God damn.
That was fucked up, Dre.
Make, please cut it.
All the Dreya say some fucked up shit, don't they?
Let me tell you something.
Every time people, our listeners come at us and like, I can't believe y'all set this.
It was just a matter of time.
It's hard.
I got your back.
We're going to cut it.
Because I said that up.
Oh, ah, ah, ah, no.
Shut up, shut up.
Shut up.
You gonna fuck my chances on with Meg.
That's what you're gonna end up doing.
And I think that's all it is, but I think you take me further.
It's more about me than is you, yes, if that's what you said.
Right.
I want Meg.
I want to love her.
And I think that's all it was.
I want to love her back to hell.
I get it.
She need a nigga like me.
Oh, why she needs a nigga like you?
Believe in, when she rap and guess what I'm gonna be doing?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, so why would we try to do that?
It's a problem.
Nobody's, because you ain't doing it right.
It must be.
You must not be doing it right.
I don't like rap.
See?
Now you're discriminating.
I don't like rap.
There's a rap nigger watching this shit that wanted you.
Now he's like, oh, he should go with this shit.
I mean, unless you-
I don't like.
I told you Drake watched this shit.
Except for Drake.
See, you're gonna fuck her with Drake.
I'm not fucking her up.
Who you like?
No, she can't fuck me up with Drake.
I don't know.
See, how are they all do?
You get them to drink, and they get cute around her.
She'd be sweating on them, man.
I don't, you know what?
I don't have a tight.
I'm like, you know what I do, honestly?
Tell the truth.
When people fuck with me, I fuck with them.
Because I'm interesting.
I'm different.
You can't say that, because wheelchair man watch this show.
That's like saying, oh, I'm goofy.
No, it's not, though, because it's like,
I know a lot of times niggas look at me and they be like,
oh, she's fine, she got some tities.
Who told you?
She was fine.
You.
Okay.
Let's talk about it.
Recently, though.
You?
You're fine?
Period.
But who else told you besides me?
I hear it every day.
Who said that?
Every day, my mean, yo mean.
Not in my man.
It ain't my man.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I know.
I love when you talk to this shit.
No, honey.
No, all I'm saying is I feel like a lot of times people look at me and they look at my
Instagram and they be like, oh, she's just this and this.
But I, it's my personality.
I'm a goofy-ass bitch.
Like, not even being like, I'm goofy.
I ain't even goofy.
I just feel like me because look at my Instagram
and we're just looking at my Instagram and I be like,
that's a bad bitch and you're all right.
But I look at your Instagram and don't like you
no more.
I'm like, you're too adventurous.
You like to go places too much.
You don't know just being.
When do you do you do regular shit?
I do, I don't do regular shit.
You need to do some regular shit.
Why?
Is that supposed to.
You're not Walmart.
Yeah, go to Walmart.
But you know what, Maine?
But we talked about this on the show the other day.
Like when I went to Dubai, it was like a whole thing, people was like, who shitted on Lex P for her to go to Dubai?
When I went to Dubai, they said the same thing.
Why are you over there selling dick?
I feel like my life is a series of who did she do this with?
Yeah.
But I didn't do nothing.
I didn't be telling.
But you know what?
Let me tell you what it is, though.
A lot of girls think that you have to be bad to live this certain lifestyle.
That's really not.
It's really about your personality.
Right.
Not people are.
I mean, I feel like to be bad.
I mean, I feel like, that's not lies to the people.
I feel like all ladies have about seven niggas that like them, just in general.
These ain't niggas that they tried to find or put no effing in.
I feel like every woman got about seven niggas.
They just be picking the wrong ones.
Like the niggas who would take you to do all this adventurous shit, you just don't like them.
This nigger, he can't text right.
Some niggas don't know how to talk via text.
They can only show you shit.
Men ain't really good at talking.
That's where a lot of nigg is lost to.
Why?
Why can't y'all fucking talk?
we don't have a lot of shit to say our mind ain't even really set up to talk like that like
i'm fucking dead what are y'all set up to do comedians because i said a lot of shit but i ain't
really a communicator like that men don't have a lot of shit to say why what you think
niggins didn't they home boys do when they be together i think y'all talk about it's not no we
don't we might be together four hours it'd be a whole hour they go by that don't nobody
say shit oh they just be like the conversation just drop off and be like man
that shit craved.
Then to be silent for 30 minutes and then they tell the niggas say,
yeah, yeah.
At any nigga in here.
At some point, niggas just going to, and ain't nobody said nothing.
It ain't like we had no goddamn count on three.
At some point, niggas just going to shut the fuck up.
So what we are.
It's not like that with women at all.
So basically what you said is, well, we as women think goes on when niggas be together.
It's not what goes on.
And look, let me make sure you know this.
Because I really be feeling like y'all.
I'll be having full conversations.
We don't be having no conversations.
It ain't no bunch of bitches around.
When niggas really get together,
it's like we all in a huddle.
Cause we like, nigger, these women crazy as a motherfucker.
Look, what your bitch do?
Ooh, she got mad.
Don't answer your phone.
And we were trying to give each other little pieces of advice.
Like, oh, nigga, what happened?
You left your Facebook open?
This is what I did with my shit having.
Call her grandma and send her mama some flowers
and then take her little sister to the graduation.
Now you got to get more involved with the family
because you fucked all the way up.
She's seen everything.
You gotta act like you about to chat.
change and you get back in the church my nigger put your suit on wear some caggis you got a bank
account you need to start a bank account my name sure you serious about your family man go get your
other kids take them out buy some outfits take her out to eat Sunday y'all need to go out and eat
we'd be trying to help niggas say they family but then you see the nigga again like bro
what happened you're like man that shit you said that shit worked bro we're talking now she wanted to
talk bruh that's all it was women little to talk and then we might have a whole
But, no, don't act like how do I not just see that women want to talk?
I feel like we don't have shit to say to y'all.
Why?
Carlos, don't act like niggas, because niggas talk.
No, but I want to know why they don't have shit to say to us.
But he's lying because what did Drake say?
Niggas talk more than bitches these days.
He was talking about niggas who didn't like him.
He was talking about niggas that just be talking.
He was dissing the niggins who was laughing at him.
He wasn't saying in general like, niggis just conversational.
You fucking up the gay.
That's what he said it wrong.
But no, but niggas be gossiping.
Maybe you don't, but you're probably like a part of the 2%
niggas are messy.
Niggas are very messy.
I don't feel like niggas messy.
She is!
You, that nigger was very messy.
She don't get one more time.
No, but she don't, because she can't ever fuck that up.
But what I'm saying...
Because she got that walk, walk, walk, walk.
But what I'm saying is, what I'm saying is, like,
I don't...
But I don't...
I don't feel like niggas be messy like that I really know what do you mean niggas messy
like you think niggas just me like yeah you saw what that nigga did bitch girl
nigga we got a hate on that nigga let's go to all this thing you call them a bitch
ass like that I feel like when it's within a group of people that you cool with it's the same thing
with females when it's within a group of people that you cool with and then okay maybe this
person might be messy so it's getting outside of the circle but yeah it get messy but
I don't feel like niggas be just but but this is what I'm saying though people think
that being messy is a female trait
no it's a human trait
some people just like fucking mess
some of those people happen to be men
men are messy
men like to gossip I think all people
if you're gonna say it a human thing
I think all people are messy
I don't think men are more messy than women
I think everybody messy
I don't know
I feel like niggas is
because I don't feel like I have ever just
fuck with niggas who won my business
to people that I don't want my business and me.
I was joking.
Like, no, but I feel like I've
things that I see
and things that I've, like, not with me personally,
like with the niggins that I'm fucking, because I don't fuck
with messy niggas. But I have a lot of homeboys
because I'm like, I'm really that homegirl type of cheek.
And sometimes my homeboys be telling me stuff
and I'd be like, you probably shouldn't be telling
me this because I'm damn sure about to call Dorea.
But I mean, but I feel like, but I feel like
it's different when it's different when it's on a homegirl
level like this. For example, if Carlos is
at me and you like as his homegirls and he like oh i'm about to call y'all tell y'all about this
shit it's on some home girl shit but as far as like a bitch that he fuck with he probably wouldn't
call a bitch that he's really fucking on and talking to and telling her the same shit that he would
tell her the home girl and you know what's crazy women really think niggas be doing this shit
but they do i i mean i don't think people talking i'm in the situations when niggas was pillow
talking and i got all the tea but it's a little bit of pillow talking it's like you don't care about
that house. But let me tell you, on my life, I didn't have the niggas
DM me with some T. Them is some bitch-ass name. Right.
I'm just saying, are you sure when they identify as?
But see, that's what I'm saying. This wasn't a nigga. I'm fucking, but what I'm saying
that this is a lot of men out here. Don't cycle them niggas into the nigga
population. But they are the niggins. They are. They are. They not, they don't
count in the real nigger population. You can't be like, oh, I know seven bitch-ass
niggas. 90% of the niggins. You don't know how I had jigs deem me about some tea.
I'm telling you.
I'm not going to lie.
I haven't had many niggas DME about some tea.
I swear I'll show you so.
I'm not.
But you know, they know I'm messy.
Yeah.
And maybe that's, I mean, but no, for real.
But they know, like, I don't repeat, because I've learned my lesson.
You know, I'm a little bit psychic.
When you said that, my sense is started going up.
And it's like, when the niggas was sending you this information, it was some pussy involved.
It was hurt.
No, and that's what.
The thing is.
I was thinking, I was like, ooh, it's so many hurt bitch-ass niggins who would have did some shit like that.
Yeah, and for me, honestly, like, younger me, I would have, like, me now, like having a platform and then I don't, I don't repeat nothing because it'll get you in some shit that you can't get out of.
And one thing about me, I love mine and my business.
People tell me information.
I'd be like, oh, cool.
Be trying to repeat sheep and nobody tell me.
So, especially like, like I said, I had a nigga DM me the other day about some tea and I was just kind of like, let me sip.
And it was some major tea, like...
Delicious.
I was like, ooh, but I kept it to myself.
And new surface.
I had to keep you to my son.
But it wasn't he say, she said,
because what he was telling me, I already knew.
But I really don't feel like niggas be messy like that.
I feel like anything they tell you,
a lot of the time, I feel like it's strategic.
It's shit that they want you to know.
And they want to see how they...
That nigger was being messy.
No.
Maybe that specific niggas.
You know what's really breaking my heart, though,
It's for y'all to be sitting here sharing these terrible experiences with these bitch-ass niggas.
Because there's a lot of bitch-ass niggas.
And it's just letting me know that this is still going on.
That same niggas sending somebody some shit today about a nigger.
He's just going to continue to be a bitch-ass.
Well, I can't relate.
I don't feel like I've shared many stories about bitch-ass niggas.
I don't, you know, you know, I don't, you know, I don't attract the bitch-ass nis.
No, it's a lot of bitch-ass niggas out there.
That's what, what did he say?
In 2001, no more bitch-ass.
You can't do
You can't help it
That was 2000
One of them
Like 2012
Well you know I'm at it six now
You know
It's something I could say
But I'm not going to
Speak it
However
I just
You know
I don't be having time
For them type of niggas
I released that
Well that's what this whole
platform was created for
This platform is anti
Those kind of niggins
Period
You get what I'm saying
This podcast right here
It's for niggas
Who Main Chick and Sack
And sad chick than ever wrote to their birthday party together.
Real niggins shit.
Ooh.
If you ain't never took a picture with both of your baby mommas.
How many baby mommas you got?
I'm talking to my audience.
Oh.
We're not baby mammas, though.
You don't know what this show be getting people through.
Oh.
This is the shit you watch when everything went wrong and you're trying to get it right.
It's the first last option.
You understand what I mean?
Well, I'll show it's something that you watch it whenever you're horny,
you want to go on a fun trip.
Really?
Oh, you just want to hear
that sounds like too much work to do.
I don't want to be horny
and have to go no way.
I want to be horny where I'm horny at.
Who doesn't like fucking impairing?
I'm just saying if it required me
getting horny first then going to the yacht
No, it doesn't require that.
Oh, but you said get horny and going.
But he was probably horny, that's why you booked the y'
yeah.
I ain't really a boat, nigga.
You said, I don't want to be on boat.
No, because I'll be serious as hell with them fucking, though, if I'm trying to get my stroke right and we're on the ocean and the boat rocking and I gotta readjust my shit
It's just a lot of shit rocking. But if you got your shoes on, you can get some grip
It's not even about the grip. It's just the motion in the ocean literally
Fuck around to get seasick in the pussy throw up on her lace front. I'm out of it out
I have to check my shit. I'm on
Your shit is beautiful
You say your shit is beautiful. You know I keep it laid. I know I be saying you on
on your endorsement shit.
Me too, I got a lace.
Y'all do, y'all keep some lights.
I'm lying, this ain't lace.
What lace?
Period.
See how I'm hyping you even though I don't know what I'm doing?
I'm just leaving, I'm following what was led.
You leaving by example.
I don't know what the fuck we're talking about neither.
That's what we edit this shit.
I'm high.
Y'all goddamn well.
We're drunk.
I can't wait to eat when I go home.
Me fucking too.
Sorry.
That's the next movement.
What?
Me fucking too.
All right.
We're not going there either.
Me fucking too.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what it, yeah.
We're not going there.
Shit.
No, no.
Shit.
On the agenda?
For the baby daddy.
All right.
That's going to be our fucking slogan.
When we come back for eyes.
Me fucking too.
Yeah.
What gets done to baby daddy's?
Man, we don't need no credit.
Everything.
We should be able to file.
That should be able to summon you should be able to file.
I feel like everything gets done to baby dadies and baby mommas.
What should mean, girl, please.
That's the thing.
Don't nobody even want to hear what baby dad is going through.
Look at the face you made.
Look at the face you made and you don't even have what.
Don't get me wrong.
I don't think that baby daddies go through as much as baby mama's.
That's all I'm saying.
Well, first of all, you didn't even have to.
No, I'm talking about him.
Baby mammas look for shit to throw their self into.
Oh my God.
I can't believe you did this to me.
Ain't nobody think about you.
You out here with this bitch.
I ain't gonna be out of here with you.
Oh, now see?
Baby mama just refused to believe it's over.
I mean, baby mama do be feeling themselves.
They find a lot of shit to just throw theirself in the middle of them.
They do be feeling they self.
Don't talk to her.
She ain't got no kids.
I mean, I don't.
I don't know either.
I don't either.
But I don't fuck with niggum for baby mamas.
How you do what?
I don't talk to what niggas with baby mama?
Oh, I thought you said you don't fuck
with niggles and baby mama.
You was about to call a laugh.
That's a real...
No, I wasn't.
No, I wasn't.
She was ready.
She beat to turn on me.
I did not.
She's talking about you said what?
I just wanted to know what she said.
Nah, mm-mm.
But anyways, yeah, I mean, you know,
baby mamas be feeling comfortable.
Shout out to all the baby mammas out there.
My baby mama.
There's some real-less baby mammas out there.
Who don't be on no bullshit.
Yeah.
My sister, she has a baby and then she's like in a relationship now and they have a baby and they're like together.
So she had two babies.
Yeah, she has two babies.
That was a hell of a word problem you put together.
It wasn't.
My sister has a baby.
Because my sister is a real like a good woman.
She's a respiratory therapist.
She makes a whole business on the side.
She makes a lot of fucking money.
She's good.
What do you say?
He's up what that makes it difference.
Yeah, that makes a difference.
No, like she's, she lived.
What she do?
Respiratory.
Oh, that's a good-ass person.
But that's what I'm saying, though.
But she is like, she don't trip on nothing.
She just want to take care of her kids.
That's what I'm saying.
It's a good-ass baby mama.
And we've just been having this long-ass argument,
and it's time for us to just say, God, baby mama's y'all won.
Period.
Always.
Y'all are the better people, y'all want.
That's what it is about being a baby daddy that don't know about to tell you.
It's shit like signing up to be in the military or something.
Are you a good baby daddy?
It ain't no, hell yeah.
Oh, wee.
Hell yeah.
That's why when I be seeing that child support shit pop up on some of these goddamn cases, I'd be like,
nigger, I wish that's all.
You mean to tell me I ain't even got no album out.
That's all she want.
I take her and that baby finding she is that little bit ass with child support a month.
I'm dead.
Boy.
So she'll be asking for a lot.
Man, I be reading some of these stories like, nigger, you don't, you must not be a real parent if you think
That's a lot of money.
That just, that ain't gonna get her to the 15th.
But no, I'm glad you're saying.
I'm glad you're saying that though.
That's a real shit.
Any nigga that's a, like, see, look,
we just have to wear the title as baby daddy
because we unmarried parents.
But it's some niggas that's going over and beyond.
Like, and then they don't even,
they're not gonna get half the credit.
We're just like, you know what?
You don't get no credit when you're the daddy.
You're supposed to do that shit.
That's what daddy do.
That's why on Christmas time, you ever notice
that the dad is don't get shit,
they just go outside and drink and like drink liquor
in that cold-ass weather.
That's all the men do.
They do like.
Because that's like, it's the end of the year.
Be like, I got my family through another one.
Don't let me hit that hand and say,
I don't even fuck with that shit.
Hard part about being a daddy.
You don't get that my socks and t-shirts and shit
for the rest of your life.
That's definitely how my baby daddy will feel.
Exactly.
Why you think old niggies just give up
and start just not giving the fuck,
tucking your shirt in, wearing suspenders and belt
at the same time.
Don't give a fucking anymore.
I'm not having no baby that we're suspenders.
Why? What if that's in swag?
That's not going to be my baby daddy swag.
What's your baby?
I'm not having kids.
You're not?
She's saying that, but she be lying.
Look, you can't drink all the babies.
Have one of them.
Shit.
I have some...
No, I have some...
A1 eggs now.
You do?
Hell yeah, I'm a big bitch.
Niggas want this.
They want an NBA player.
A player in the field.
That's what I'm saying.
Shout out to the clippers.
I know y'all need a four.
At least a security.
Niggas want this.
They won't these ads.
That's what I'm saying.
They want this.
Y'all see these shoulders, nigger?
That's going to be a big ass baby.
Y'all see these shoulders, niggas.
But that's what they want.
That's going to be a big ass baby.
That's going to be wanting.
I'm telling you, niggis straight up, you're going to have my baby.
They say that?
Hell yeah.
I'd be like, nah, player.
I got to see how this season in.
Because you tripping.
I see you drop that pass
butt of finger.
Fuck out of here
You ain't having no son of mine
Shit
I need me an all-star
Every year
nigger
I'm not playing that shit
And that's how we go
Hun
A1 X
I'm so mad
Atlanta got a whole WNBA team
I don't be knowing they go
Atlanta got a whole W NBA team
They ain't cuffed no niggas in the city
See women get money
and don't cuff none of us.
They're supposed to save at least one nigga.
At least one nigga supposed to be and got cuffed by.
All these WNBA women, rich as hell playing basketball all around the world.
You mean you tell me they ain't buying no niggas, no shabbas or nothing?
No.
Why would I buy you a Chevy?
You can't buy yourself one.
If my lady rich and she can't buy me a sheper, whatever.
Okay, okay, okay.
That wasn't a good point, but okay.
Let me make a confession.
Whatever.
If I'm with a nigger.
You're selfish.
This thing I said is my.
She can't buy me a Chevy.
She can't buy me a Chevy?
That wasn't a good point.
She can't buy me a Chevy?
We'll let it go.
We'll let it go.
Damn.
If I had a little money but my nigger then bought me something.
Like if he bought me a Lambeau, I'll buy him a Chevy.
God damn.
That is the most stupid-ass trade.
I've never heard of.
I'm just playing.
I'm just playing.
But no, I do believe.
Lembo for a Chevy, that seems like an even trade to me.
No, but honestly, no.
All jokes aside.
I feel like, if I got it, my nigga obviously don't have it.
Because even when I don't got it, I got a nigga that got it.
But I'm saying like, I don't, that shit ain't nothing.
I love, I'm a gift giver though.
Bro, if a nigga bought me a Lambo, if a nigga bought me a Lambo, then he asks for a Chevy.
I would literally be like, oh my God, that's so easy.
You got to talk to him like an old knick, baby girl, baby girl.
I don't mind buying something.
You can't drive no goddamn Lambo?
Who can't?
You could drive a limbo?
Yeah.
That motherfucker car.
250 you can drive this shit I'll go 250 I'm not gonna lie I'll draw a limbo when I
went to Miami and I'm gonna wreck that bitch the truth there you go truth was
shit is not fun I don't want a limbo you don't want a nigga about you know but I
can't draw that motherfucker so shit this out a nigga bought you a Lambo today I'm gonna
that shit is hard to drive where you're gonna keep with it which me where in the
house he bought me because why would I have a limbo without a house but I'm
saying you got that bitch today you had to take it home
night. Then I need a house tomorrow.
Go fuck.
Y'all don't be playing shit out.
You're asking for shit you're ain't even ready.
Well shit, I'm about to parking in my ghetto ass apartment.
Telling everybody
a little bit.
It's a high ride.
I live in a high ride.
I do. I live in a high ride.
Well, fuck it. I'm going to park my shit at her crib.
Fuck it. You want a real answer?
I'm going to buy a park a spot at her apartment's and park it there.
So you got damn.
You're going to be where you're going to live.
Damn yet.
No, she didn't say that's what she gonna live.
That's what you gonna park a park.
You gotta take it home.
Then I'm gonna be like, bitch, you come and get the Lambo today.
She gonna be like, no, I'm gonna be like, well okay, I'm gonna drive since it's here.
Right.
You're gonna make it work.
You don't make it work.
I'm just fucking, you park your Lambo wherever the fuck you live in.
Hey, I'm not gonna lie.
There's a person that lives in my apartment that got to beat me.
Yeah.
Somebody to live in my apartment said gotta beat me.
Well, you, I mean.
Well, yeah, my building.
Yeah.
It's a little, it's a little license of mine.
Somebody.
You live in your building, gotta be in me?
Yeah, on my life.
Nigger, you out of life.
I got rid of mine.
Or maybe it's a girl that he's fucking,
but he always be here, and it's the paint.
It's a pentagon?
It's the car, bitch, I don't know.
Oh, it's not the truth.
No, it's not the truth.
I let mine go.
That bitch ain't got enough cup holders.
Oh, that's fucking right.
What's your driving now?
Man, I'm just in the old school now.
The old school is clean, though.
A lot of cup holders in that bitch.
The old school is clean.
Layroom.
We gotta let it go.
to let it go. We don't serve you no more.
Let it go.
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I think I'm building. You love something, let it go.
You need to do one of them like self-help, rich motivation tapes. You have the mindset of a...
Of a rich beat. There you go. I've always had that mindset. And you have a very common voice.
They should add you to the city girl. You should just be the one.
They're my business.
I love city girls.
No, she fucked the rap.
Try JT in your Miami.
You should just come out and talk.
Just talk at the end and be like, period.
A whole bunch of money.
Boats.
All that.
It's great Nicole.
Right.
Chanel.
Right.
Because she love the double C's now.
Talk about it.
I do.
The double Cs?
Shit.
Girl!
You see this Chanel?
That's what that is?
You see the double C's.
Stop playing with her.
I did.
She is not meant to be played with.
I didn't know.
I'm telling you, stop playing with her.
This is a trap house.
You don't have to wear your nice Gucci double seizes.
She got it.
I thought she had just got her toes done something.
I thought they gave her.
Well, I did just get my tossing.
It's your birthday.
But this is Chanel too.
Oh.
She wants Chanel go get it.
Man, I don't be bringing this rich country around me.
I'm just saying no.
You ain't got no more friends.
You ain't got no more friends.
No, they.
They're just as bad as her.
Are they?
This is what we're dealing with in 2020.
I'm the cheapest one, you bet.
Salvador Domingo is in the building.
No, you're not.
I mean, a Legos trip.
We can go to Legos?
All right, check this out.
But that's why I'm saying you're not the cheapest one.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, you were.
Wait, you're right.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I wouldn't try to play you.
No, I know you wasn't.
I had to think about it.
With the Versa's.
You see the Vasachi.
Oh.
Do we need a second to reset?
I bet we're gonna cut right here and we're gonna reset me
and bring Clayton in.
All right.
Y'all good?
Y'all ready to go?
No, we're good.
What time is?
I don't even know.
I'm drunk.
It's 1125.
We ain't gonna keep y'all too long.
We just gonna get them.
We ain't got shit to do.
This is my most excitement for the night.
What should I want to eat them?
We're good.
All right, guys, welcome back to the 8 o'clock show.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You've been working on my intro game.
That's because I'm my intro game.
It's been great.
It's so subtle.
It's just come in real soon.
Because I might get a job hosting, like, a white people game show.
So I'd be trying to throw the different intro.
Welcome back guys.
Thank you for tuning back in, the 85 South Show.
It's your man, Carlos Miller.
Let me do one more.
Just to let you know I got ready.
Well, give them a little more, as they would say, give them a little more,
can it be a little more urban?
A little more urban?
Can you do it more urban?
Hey, welcome back.
It's your man, Carlos Miller, on the couch right here.
on the couch right here in the trap, 85 South Show,
my man Clayton English, my girl, Dreia,
and we got Lex B in here, guys, what's going on out?
Yeah, right?
Let me know what's going on the street, period, right?
Is that what you said?
Period.
Periodical.
Periodical.
No comma.
How ya you're feeling, man?
We're back up ahead, he had part two.
We had latest night in the trap, man.
What's y'all drinking this out of?
Um, out of our mouths.
Cubs, I'm a lay.
They showed up with their own cups and shit, man.
They're riding the boat.
You know, since it's 2020.
Not riding the boat.
It's driving the boat.
I don't know.
I don't be pouring looking at people.
He said they ride the boat.
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
So we're driving the boat.
They poured their own shit and they got their own cups.
There we go.
That's riding the boat.
Driving the boat with somebody else poured.
I know what I'm talking about.
Don't do that to me.
He's right.
Designated driving.
Probably don't pay me pouring shit up for it.
I'm on the beach.
I am standing on the, I'm working the grill.
I am over here.
Not the grill.
Yeah, I am not.
Carl, you know how to grill for real?
For real.
That's a real.
I don't look like he know how to make some barma.
But I feel like a lot of men, they look in like, oh, can y'all cook, can y'all clean, can y'all do this?
But can you grill, nigger?
Damn, niggas do not know how to grill no ball.
Do you want a nigga that can grill?
Absolutely.
You know, that's just, you know, that's all they do that's all they do that.
Because my daddy used to grill.
Do you know how to make baked beans?
Yes.
You know how to make baby?
Yeah.
Why you make it?
I'm not getting you the soul.
Why didn't you say it like that?
Because that's how we say booty hole.
Booty holes.
You missed the conversation.
So you got to say baked beans.
So I need to know if you knew how to make baked beans.
You put your whole lips in your mouth.
But don't eat that before you leak the booty hole, though.
Eat your lips and say booty holes.
Yeah, you can't do baked beans and booty holes the same day.
It's going to be tragic.
Is that what you want to?
Ass etiquette.
Is there a diet?
You gotta have ass etiquette.
The ass eaters diet?
Yeah.
No, seriously.
You can have two grapes and some granola.
Seriously, fruit only.
You can't have no baked beans.
These motherfuckers different.
They look at booty holes and shit.
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
We love a booty hole.
By the time I figured that was too late.
Just you try, I don't even trust my ass wiping skills.
Oh!
And you just go.
And you like skin.
I'm just saying.
All that shit gonna show up.
And you can fend.
His draw says, scur, scur,
I said I don't trust it.
You said what he said, y'all said,
but y'all got to leave.
You're not about to come over here.
And you're doing my puny like that.
You're not saying.
But I know what he said, but you're not going to do him like that.
I was agreeing with him.
No, I'm asking.
This is what I was talking about earlier.
What she was talking about earlier?
See, you're over here, be,
we're going to have a nigga in a vulnerable position and shit like that.
He said he said he has something vulnerable position.
No, no, no.
I was agree with him.
I said, I said, y'all trust the ass wipeer skills of men.
We do it out the shower.
No, I trust you after you get your ass out the shower.
So how does a nigga watch his ass in the shower?
Because I damn show, don't be that damn.
How do you wash your ass in the shower?
Standing straight up with pride.
I wash my ass with pride.
You ain't got to bend over to wash your whole ass?
Yes, you do.
You got to bend in the cellar.
Who got a bit?
Let me get my ass.
No, and nobody's doing that.
You got to get in there.
You got to bring over to clean your ass?
No, not since slavery ended.
The fuck is you talking about the fuck I look like in the shower.
Don't ask like you would have been part of the struggle.
You would have been inside, making greens.
You don't know, you don't know my dog.
Don't do that.
My dog wouldn't stay in the number.
First of all, this wasn't going to be the niggins.
My brothers, they do not understand the African diaspora that is filled with all hues
and multitudes of complexions.
If you would go to the motherland, you would see brothers that's red.
You would see sisters that's yellow.
You would see children that are mahogany.
You may even see a old lady who is gulgahad.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
And you ain't nothing but right.
We're over there.
I like you.
I like you.
That's my dog.
You've got to kill the first chance he got.
I know that.
You was on my side?
I'm the nigger sneaking chicken to the field.
Exactly.
Why?
And I would have appreciated that chicken.
Hey, look.
Hey, look.
that shit out of six.
But that shit, I left it in the stove.
It ought to be like, leg.
You get it.
I'll be like six.
Look, you come at 5.45.
I got some walk for you.
If I ever had a nigga on the inside, that's the
nigga on the inside.
You know they were doing that shit, too?
I told me all this before they ground up the glass
and put it in the biscuit.
Glass?
It did the master eat it, and then he shut out blood,
and then they think he was sick or something,
but he dead than the motherfucker.
How do you know?
That's in the playbook.
You got to see the movies.
I thought I was doing good by talking slow, but this nigger really know.
Wow.
Now you see why this niggas is important to everything.
God damn.
Right.
Not rotting it up in the biscuits.
That's different.
Then you say you don't know what happened.
And people always keep asking me, man, what Clayton been?
This nigga been around the world collecting the data.
He came back to show.
To drop it off.
I like that.
He did this shit.
He did this shit for the betterment of us.
The same way you looked out for us, he'd be looking out for us.
This nigga be going to Tibet.
Yeah, you got to look out for your people.
Living with the monks and shit, then he'll come back.
And I'd be like, nigga, where you being?
And he just look at me.
And then I see what you're talking about.
He see the vision.
It ain't shit if you're going to bring it back.
What you're going to keep it for yourself?
You're going to keep it?
You can't keep it.
You can't take it with you.
Yeah, you can't.
You got to give it to the people.
The people need to knowledge.
People always want to know where the fuck you been, but they don't never ask you where you're going.
That's the thing.
They don't want to know where you went.
Right.
Don't ask me nothing, really.
Because they want to know where you been because they want to see if they can do.
I'm not too much.
I ain't how, but I'm just saying.
They don't want to know where you went, though.
This ain't a word problem.
She did that shit like.
Yeah, they always want to know where you been, never where you're going.
All right.
Yeah, fuck where I been.
This is where I'm about to go.
Amen.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
We got a new song coming.
Oh, you ready to do one already?
See, I'm telling you a ball to freestyle.
Oh, go here.
Hey, man, give me a-uh.
You know, this, he's gonna go.
She don't want no smoke, though.
Mm-hmm.
Who's, you have a verses?
I don't know what she's going.
Oh, my goodness.
We were talking about, did you watch the Padd of the Bill?
Oh, glad this night.
I seen it.
They wanted me to beat her.
I said, look, man.
It's too much.
They wanted you to be there?
They want me to be there, but you know, I'd be out in the streets and they look old.
I didn't want to cough on nobody, you know what I'm saying?
I stayed away.
I don't call for nobody.
Out of their safety.
Oh, wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Hold up, man.
But this is what won nobody to talk about.
You ain't want to kill nobody.
Not no bitch.
You're going to head too.
You see I had to change it around.
How thick, glad his night was sitting up there.
You said, I saw when you posted that boy.
you stupid she was looking oh my god that midnight train to Georgia I don't know what
they serving on that bad boy but it's it's some cornbread and got damn collard greens
some ham hawks being served up on that midnight train I seen it I seen I seen glad
it's up though wow like why she been fucking with that chicken and waffling and look when I
post the comment I was like damn glad to snuff that thick it's like she looked down
and read that motherfucker then she called it
She had me over there singing the ad-lib to the song.
I was like,
What's the size?
Gladys.
Oh.
This is so gladys.
Oh, shit.
I was all the fuck with it.
That was all the verses that I don't watch.
To me, that was the most anything.
Do you like older women?
I like mother.
I do now.
I didn't know that women could be 7 to 7 and look that.
in the seven and looked that good.
With money.
With money too.
Yeah, you gotta have money to look that good.
Oh, I mean, money makes you look good.
You have to look at people, even young girls.
You see young girls get money and you look at them before and then now when they get money.
That's what I'm saying, Ms. Gladys and Ms. Pat, they're so respectable and shit like that.
You don't never even think about it, but man, just thinking about, I never heard no scandals about them.
I would love to be Patty's boy toy.
Would you?
Uh-uh, baby, get in this bed.
Oh, okay.
Okay, and then you know, we both got like some pajamas on with tops and bottom.
I got on the black one she got on the real bed.
I'm ending some expensive shit too.
I was like, oh, you got me in this big ass big ass big.
I know she got a tall bed.
I know the bed up.
It's hot.
Over the bed be high.
High.
I know it's hot.
Four box spray.
A bunch of Lewy luggage under the bed.
All kind of expensive shit.
That big bed, the TV pop up at the bottom on.
Then you can close the shades.
Oh, my God.
I close the shades.
Oh, I know Patty got on account.
So you were hit, luxury.
You would hit from the back?
From the front to, if she would have it.
If she would have me.
I mean, with that, oh.
She don't be like, say my name.
But look, he's going to be like, Patty, Patty.
And that's with all due respect.
I would give her the most respectful.
The most respectful, Dee.
The most, no, not even Dick.
I would give her the most respectful.
Penis-pens she is in her.
I would give her a penising.
Miss Patty, I would give her a penitessing.
I got some dick for you.
She would look at you right in your face and say, young man, you watch your mouth in my house.
We served the Lord in him.
And we serve the penis.
But the way you did it's not, uh-uh.
We still don't talk like that in here.
The royal peens.
The royal peens.
That's what she needs.
A good old dickering.
Dickering.
Hickory, dickory, dickory.
Not the dickery.
A dickery.
She needs some dickery.
She probably don't need a.
Because at this point, she probably just,
all the dick she's getting out, just extra.
When you get to be, you think she's still getting deep?
Way of me.
Yeah, I know I ain't never gonna stop.
Yes.
That's what I'm gonna stop.
You gonna quit?
You gonna quit?
Yeah.
Hey.
Yes.
Who?
Who?
Who?
You think just because you old, you stop fucking, no.
I'm gonna just want the money at that point.
These old people, you do stop fucking.
You do stop fucking.
What you start doing?
Making love.
Making love.
Only grown-ass people.
people who make love at 70 that's hey you ain't got no choice you got no
choice but to go slow and make love I think I'm gonna still be throwing it back and
you're gonna be in the goddamn ER in the urgent care with a place throwing it back
goddamn pressure then went up well what were you doing oh miss Sierra now you didn't
through it back to time they got you on that medication exactly exactly
Your damn ankle don't slow it up.
I mean, I still throw it back if you're older.
As long as you keep your body up and keep it,
I guarantee you Gladys is throwing that ass back.
I don't like how you put a name in it.
You could have left that enough.
Yeah, you could have left Gladden back.
Why not?
It's natural.
Why do you act like sex is taboo and disrespect?
You're right.
It's natural, my brother.
Nothing is being thrown back.
It's saying.
It's natural.
Sex between a black man and a black woman.
Talk to them.
It's natural.
All right.
Miss Gladys is 70-something years old.
Nothing is being thrown back.
Whatever she puts it is where it's going to be.
Really.
Nothing will be thrown or moved.
And you better act like you got some sense when you get in there.
Don't be in there.
You might be running up.
Don't be slamming all hard up against Ms. Gladys.
That is Miss Gladys.
It'll be thrust.
You don't be running up in that person.
You don't run up in that.
You don't run up in that.
And the pute.
But what if that's what you want?
And you don't shove it in hard.
Oh, brother.
You know what, you're right.
Soon as you even try that hand coming right back, ah, this ain't that.
This ain't that.
That ain't this.
They're saying that ain't this, y'all.
I was saying the Motown.
Not Motown.
You know what?
I'm sorry about this.
Let me actually stop.
Yes, you need to apologize.
I'm sorry, ladies.
I did not.
These men are not going to talk about you like that.
I'm trying to be the respect one.
You the one.
shoving stuff up trying to do it.
You're Gladdy thrusted.
I'm still calling them Mick Gladder.
Because that's what she needs to do.
And she will always be Meg Gladys.
Y'all, y'all cut this out, man.
I want to go to their old-ass concert when they come out.
What the fuck, man?
It's all the old ladies that are still around.
They need to add Anita to the meat.
That lady is 70-some years old.
When the last time you think she heard some good shit talking like that?
Mr. John, don't talk to her like that.
That's the name.
How you know?
Curtis?
Curtis ain't think...
Oh, you know?
Fredd ain't felt on them cheese.
How y'all know how many people are this Miss Gladys got?
Y'all just throwing out the-H-Roy.
No, and them...
L-Roy.
Now, you know I got an L-Roy, am I wrong, huh?
Hey, El-Roy, he probably watched her right now.
Look at my kid.
You know a nigger named El-Roy?
You know a nigger named El-Roy?
He named that his daddy.
Oh, no, no, Nick, that's his daddy.
Oh, Karian.
Hold up, bro.
You have a fuck the girl with an old lady.
A young chick with an old lady name.
Barbara.
Yeah, but definitely you fuck around with a Barbara, goddamn.
You fucked for the name.
That's what to say, you know.
Annette.
Oh, I don't know what name.
Annette.
I definitely fucking name Earl before.
Are you serious?
Yeah, his name was Earl.
I'm trying to think of an oldish name.
I'm fucking a nigga named Percy.
You fuck a manassee.
She just didn't know what you all.
She didn't know.
It's this nigga Percy.
It's got so much Malabagamani.
Watch my love, I got my ass.
Oh my God, he got some shoes.
He gave me some shoes, bitch.
He got rice.
He gave me some noodles.
He got a rat snakes, bitch.
No, I was going to go out.
I have never fucked Master Pee.
I'm not opposed to it, though.
Can I see?
Can I see?
What happened?
Eilroy since 1910, Eilroy's is one of the most popular boy's name.
Elroy?
And I told you, I know that it's really popular because it's ranked stupid.
It's like 1,400.
That is...
I didn't think it dropped the number like it's actually 1,458th.
The 1,458 most popular name is Elroy.
It's 1,500 other names.
Get this shit out of here.
Well, actually, that was last year.
Fuck out of here.
Hey, Elroy got some good dick.
Elroy.
I think about Elroy.
I think about Elroy.
way from Friday.
Yeah, Don D.C. Curd.
Yeah.
You better know your, you better know your facts.
You got to.
If you in this game, you got this.
I'm still trying to.
I love him.
The oldest name, though.
I don't care how.
The oldest name.
How long as you live, me.
Like the old.
Eugene.
Eugene.
Bartholomew is definitely older than all of that shit.
A young chick with an old lady.
I know what a nigga named Bartholomew.
He used to beat this tape.
No, no, no, no.
Nicartholome used to lay it down.
What did you call him for life?
Little B.
You didn't you confessing
You're saying names
Now that nigga brother's somewhere like whoa
Whoa
It's only like what the
What the furs all of you like
Did nobody know who Bartholome
She said a little bee
He's like what what what
What the fuck?
Man when they started doing this shit
He paused it
He paused
Oh yeah
He died
God damn
They have a little bee
Now everybody know
Oh man no little bee hit that recipe
You keep narrowing it down
Stop
I'm correct
Let me stop.
You're crying because he did?
Are you crying?
I need to know.
Rest of peace, a little bit.
Dead will be.
Oh, great.
No, I'm just saying that's the oldest name.
That you fucked.
He dead for real.
I'm joking.
You're the name like three old names on the loaf.
I love me an old name.
It was Elroy and Bart.
I said Elroy.
Elroy.
In person.
In person.
I have fucked the nigger name.
Percy I think Deborah
Hey don't you say my mama name but I didn't know you say another
motherfucking name I don't give a fuck if you say Debbie you say Deborra you say
Devorra it was the young Debor there you go you say my mama name
she might watch the podcast from time to time hey mom what about a Bernadette is real
I knew a Bernadine you know a Bernadine I knew a Bernadine I knew a Bernadine
what about a Bernese
I don't know what...
I would love...
I would love to smash those things.
Hey, that's a baddie, but it's a granny.
I don't give no fuck.
But that's what I'm saying, but she bad as fucking all that.
I hope I look like that.
I'm just saying, that's an older name.
Bernice is an old name.
Yeah, it is.
Beautiful woman.
If I have to change my name to person,
if my name is how you're doing,
my name is Bernard.
How you doing?
No, Bernard.
I got a cousin named Bernard.
Oh, Bernard.
Me and Bernice live across the way.
Bernard and Bernice.
Boy, we'd be happily ever after.
Yeah, I'm Bernard Burgos.
I like the...
I pronounce it Burgios.
He said Bernard Burgos.
Uh-uh, it's Burgos.
It's French.
Bourgeois.
Bourgeois.
It's Burghios.
We are on a lot of property.
You ever been to the Burgios estate?
Oh, shit.
The bourgeois.
Exactly.
That's just.
Stupid.
Really.
Oh, my goodness.
Ain't no way.
She's so fine.
She was made in a laugh.
We need to see her parents.
They should have some more kids.
They should have, but they need.
Exactly.
I mean, her daughter's beautiful too.
I'm not looking at them.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
I'm working on the plan right now.
Said, Popo.
I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do.
I guess I'm having to throw a party.
And a host is going to be me in there.
Oh.
You got your money, didn't you?
You got your money?
How you doing tonight, sweetheart?
My name is Bernard.
It's a private toy.
It's by me and you.
Can I have this game?
Bernard Burghios.
Bernard Burghios.
You ought to make that kind of word proper.
It's French.
It's Burgios.
It means the land in the valley.
Not the land in the motherfucking belly, be.
We live in the Burgos.
The Pea Valley.
Exactly.
Where the girls get naked.
What you know about Pea Valley?
Where the girls get naked?
Everything.
They got something to do.
Mississippi got to go through me.
Everything.
Have you been to, what is it called?
Chattalo.
You need to be on that show.
That's not a real place.
It's not a real place.
Okay.
You will be a perfect character.
They need to call you for season two for real.
They do.
At least let me be the accent coach.
I need to be on that hall.
Where they went wrong?
They talk too fast.
The accent is not Mississippi.
So other people talk slow.
What are you're going to be?
I don't forget that.
It is.
They're using the most exaggerated southern accent.
And if it's supposed to be Mississippi, it's not.
It's not Mississippi.
People are Mississippi talk real slow.
Yeah, it's a different pace.
Yeah, I think everybody sounds like.
And the, like, the lingo that they're using,
that's shit that I grandma never say.
So it don't really, it's not acting.
You should be a writer for the show then.
And then they was like, oh, she was like,
some shit that was some ridiculous
shit but she was like
we're gonna be right here
it was like that ain't even Mississippi
right yeah right that's
it was just ridiculous and then
no Mississippi is I mean
and then they was on that
talking about something they were talking
about some in my crooked letter
crooked letter humpback we were like nobody
from Mississippi would ever even
humpback humpback eye
you're blowing that we hard as fuck
man I smell it okay I was like
that's a fair my bet
Then my lashes ain't holding
No, fuck around to catch your contact
You're gonna be trying to look at the bottom of your feet
I already am
But no
I like Pete Valley
I didn't know
I never said it was bad
But I didn't know men watch the show
We really not supposed to be
After watching it you don't feel like it's a good
depiction of
Nah it's very inaccurate
It's very inaccurate of the strip club
That's why I'm doing
No he's talking to me some shit
He said it's very inaccurate
Of the strip clubs
I feel like they didn't have nobody
Y'all didn't have one person in there.
Now, the show is good.
Let me not, because I don't like bashing black work.
Oh, it's not my show.
But what, no, I'm just saying, I'm not bashing black work.
But what I'm saying is, the strip club.
We never blasted black work in public.
No, that's what I'm saying.
But the strip club is not like that at all.
Like black strip clubs.
Like how people.
Oh, no, it's the total exaggeration.
But, I mean, it's for entertainment.
So it works, though.
It's a good show.
I enjoy it.
And, you know, after watching it, I understand that it's really.
not for me then just really for y'all for who for little girls I watch the us all I
like have the first episode yeah it ain't it's really not for us and you know and you know
let them have it if that's what they want to watch watch I mean let them have that the people
they have not worked in the club because those of us that have yeah we're like yeah it's not really a
great depiction what they miss you can tell somebody who all know nothing about the club
wrote it yeah yeah I was that's the best that's the best that's the best that's the best
way to say it because it's hard to explain yeah that's not how to club be at all she it's
not that bad it's not that good it's just not like it's not like that it's not that I'm not
gonna say whether it's bad or good it's just not they got the politics right but it's just
yeah the wrong setting yeah you used to do comedy at the strip club that shit and that's how
I know exactly oh my gosh used to comedy at the strip club if they ever did comment in
Atlanta what they would do that
I never knew that.
Yeah, you get up on that stage.
Let me tell you something.
If you came to Dreams in Houston and got on that stage,
it was like, boo!
It don't matter if you tell the funniest joke in the world,
where is the booty ho?
Booty hole.
I know.
I've been in the dream.
So.
Ain't that the ones the good ass queen?
No, that y'all don't.
They don't even get all the way naked.
That was the best club to dance out of Houston because you ain't got to get naked.
Yeah, dreams was in there.
Pre-corona.
Pre-corona.
Pre-corona.
What the hell is that all, man.
I had went to dreams one time while I was in Houston by myself.
I was in that bitch early about like eight o'clock.
I wasn't even there.
I know.
It was a bunch of hungry strippers in there.
It was me and like four other niggas.
You bought them some wings?
About a hundred wings for the strippers.
This pre-corona though.
It was just easy.
The bad strippers don't get there until 1.30.
Everybody know that.
Shit, the cool strippers be there at seven.
What they had on?
Fuck what you're talking about.
They was everything.
They had stripper clothes on.
And the crazy part is, is when I got there, I can tell.
They had already been there because they was fatigued.
They were old girls.
Hey, man, what's wrong?
Y'all get in here.
What is wrong with y'all?
We don't know.
Y'all working in here with all these wings and ain't nobody fed y'all.
Well, we ain't made tip out yet.
Get these girls some wings.
How many, sir?
A hundred.
They was like, ooh, he got money, bitch.
And they had a little strippler.
We heard that he'd never get over there.
Come on, everybody get some wings.
Get all of them.
shit brus something they got to eat their chicken it's like the whole club they started
acting like they didn't they needed me that that would be the worst thing to see though
I hate to see a girl like holding the wing and being like I love to see that
I don't like to see it neither bitch put that wing down I hate to see a stripper that
needs something you could tell like the sense of urgency different when she need the
money hey hey it's breaking her voice I don't like I don't like when the stripper
But dancing for me and she booked another clan.
She'd be like, I'll be through with him in a minute.
No, you won't.
No, you won't.
You don't know what I want.
You think you're about to finish dancing for me
to go dance for that other nigger?
I got money!
You don't know.
You better run it up in.
Stay right here.
Run it up.
Run it up.
Make a dance two more so.
I'll be right there.
No, you want.
Make that nigger wait.
Don't book another appointment.
You ain't finished with this.
Who the fuck making appointments?
He's making appointments on my dance.
I don't like sure.
be all up in my face.
I hate when a stripper ass cheek accidentally hit your face or lip or something.
Like you're rolling the blood and you look up.
Oh, God.
God!
It's on my lip.
It got on my face.
I'm not this type of man.
Now you're nothing to say.
Or you, why are you here?
I can't.
No, that will change your mood.
Imagine the bitch's pussy lip.
I miss strippers, though.
I miss that.
The stripping game is different now.
I miss it ain't the same.
The money's not the same.
I mean, not that we have been.
That's why I quit.
That's why I quit.
The money ain't the same.
Money ain't that's why you were dancing?
I ain't never said I was down when I quit.
I was about the same.
I was just stinging to do in the helicopter.
He's talking about, yeah, the money ain't the same no more.
I'm retarded.
That was my stage name.
Oh, circle meat.
Not circle meat.
Mm-mm.
What, you circle meat?
You used to call me prop playing.
I used to finish off our fly off stage.
Males strip clubs are disgusting.
They are.
Well, we did our best to keep at a
violation.
Seriously.
Did the best to keep out of school.
I don't want to see no niggas twark in.
I was never.
Please don't torque that ass on me.
These are all jokes, ma'am.
I have never worked in the adult industry
except for that one weekend.
What did you do that one?
There was that one weekend.
What did you do that one weekend?
I won't tell you everything, but...
You'll give us a little sample.
You ever be watching the porno, and it's that scene in the middle
where you don't know who fucking and it just be like from the nipples down.
That was you.
Yeah, I let them use my...
Not the nipples down.
Got some head one time from a legend.
Busts all in an eye.
one of the most classic scene
1A.B.N.
Oh, brother.
Wow.
2002, I was like
three.
Okay.
How are you now?
I'm kidding.
How old is you?
48.
Oh, no, no.
I'm going to do.
You was three in 2000.
No, in 2003, I was like to live in or 12.
Oh.
I don't know how it was.
I can't do that.
That's why y'all different.
I'm an 80.
She was an 80.
I'm 31 years.
I'm not sure.
What 80 is that?
89.
At the end, that's 90.
You might win around now.
I'm not a 90's baby.
Not you might as well nine.
No, I'm not.
You ain't spent no time in the 90.
You ain't started walking in 90.
Shit, I was born cooking grilled cheeses.
I was like, what you want?
You want a crispy, buttery.
You know what we were doing in 1990?
We were already in school.
Trade Nintendo tapes.
Man, I was out there.
I was out there.
I was in the country though.
I was driving a four-wheeler on my first birthday.
That's right.
I believe you.
Cooking, neck bones.
Look at them shoulders.
Showing them shoulders again.
What type of, this is the type of bitch to knock her stepdad out.
Period.
I told you about that shit.
Touch my mom again, Frank.
With the sideway punt, she'd knock this niggie socks off.
Period.
I look like, you do be looking strong.
Because I'm a strong bitch and I need these niggas to know.
You're the definition of a strong black man.
You're the definition of a strong black man.
I am.
There we go.
There we go.
I'll be bitch pressing niggas.
Your name should have been hairy.
Niggas be on top of me, I'd be like, yeah.
For real?
That's what you be doing?
You ever pick the nigger up and gave him head all the way?
Wait now.
You're taking shit too far.
I ain't that strong now.
Hey, she did.
That's why she had, boy.
She'd be like.
She had.
Because when you asked it caught off going,
Wait a minute.
What the fuck?
What time?
One time.
You seen that tape?
Let me call Bartholome you.
He didn't release the footage.
Lobein said I'm proud of y'all talking about me.
I need to shit.
For real, let that man rest.
Y'all need to rub me my check.
He did.
Oh yeah, you did.
He say this.
That's fine.
RIP.
This dick wasn't good.
To the real nigga.
It was time for him to go.
See, when they say shit like that, I just let that shit float on that.
That's why you just let that shit float on that.
He told me just let that shit flow.
Can we call?
about my pants though yes that's disgusting that's good to say when you talk about my whiskey
though oh we can talk about that I just have to put the pants not a piece is cute
and where's mine I fuck with it I'm we got them in the mail you got so much ass on that
little frame we had to custom make them I do have a lot of ass on frame so you had to custom
make them yeah I love these are cute yeah let's discuss it you know we've been
trying some different fabrics over here 85 self apparel it's really soft on the pus
Talk to them.
It's not running in.
We did that just for the ladies.
I don't feel, what's the word I'm looking for?
Friction.
I don't feel agitated.
The puss is real comfortable.
Let me ask you this.
She feels like she's in a hammock.
Because this is the audience that we're going for.
In a hammock.
Would you wear them to a dick appointment?
Would I wear this to a dick appointment?
Let me check.
You're sneaking in the house?
Sneaking out the house,
dipping in his fridge.
these will work they look good on you and I hope they bring you much success we got
you some on the way don't worry about nothing yes I'm waiting on mine right I can't
wait to go sleek on a little dick of poem in the knees right I can't wait for the
world to open back up I can't wait for that need there is a flying time hey I don't even know
if y'all checked out these custom Air Force ones but if you look on the back they say wet wet
Let me see you.
It's the wop.
There it go.
I told them shoes was nice when you walked in.
And they were sitting on ice.
Wet, wet.
He got money.
No, he don't.
I got ambition.
It's all about the wop right now.
There you go, see.
Talk to it.
I've been talking about the wop.
No, it is.
It's all about the walk right now.
Like, I even had tried to sign into my bank account yesterday.
And you know, like you put the capture.
It said wop.
I swear to God.
I believe.
Do y'all want to see?
It's a same.
No, we believe.
We believe.
to prove this. So you put your, it was at the back shit and then you put your number in?
What's your number? What's my, my phone number? Your pen number.
Oh.
Oh. Hold on, skin, provides. What's your pin number? Let me see. Because I mean, I'm trying to tell you what it is.
If this said whopping, your shit was your birthday, you better change it. I'm dead.
I had to screenshot. It's other people, so the folks will believe me. That's crazy.
Ooh, they've been listening
They know the voice
Yeah, they definitely do it
Well, is Fargo notified
Wow
Mm-hmm
Mm-hmm
Well, your shoes are nice
They are
Thank you
You got some sitting on ice too
Appreciate it, you know
I'm with the Nike ID
And I mean
They don't know you ain't win
DIV?
Some custom black man
Air Force ones
You know
Black man
Air Force One?
Yeah
For the black man
What was that?
Righteously.
Amen.
If I started talking slow again, but I'm going to keep it.
You good?
Because you did.
I am good, my brother.
Yeah.
Power to our people, minding my black-owned business.
Speak on it, my sister.
Amen.
Because we got real black right there for a moment.
We did.
Because we are real black.
You know, we're going to speak on the blackness of being black.
But you must not forget the ambivalent.
that comes.
Oh.
Hold on, let me Google that word.
Google that Bibliance.
Wow.
Well, because a lot of people focus on the benevolence.
Oh, it's, well, it is tertiary.
Tertiary.
Hold on.
We can't type that fast, nigga.
We can't type that quick, hold on.
See, you're losing our audience.
Now you need to get to be a little more precautionary.
Precautionary.
Well, we know with precautionary meaning.
Oh, oh, I was Googling precautionary, bitch.
Perhaps I was trying to bring some of them back.
Perhaps I became a little precautionary.
precarious.
And I feel that.
Because I feel the precariousness.
I apologize.
Right.
Hold on now.
Well, I've always looked at you to be a very scrupulous young man.
Scrupulous?
I do think, I don't know if you're scrupulous.
A man of moral integrity?
Integrity.
Such as this fine gentleman.
Yes.
Come on, man.
Wow.
He has very, a very, very high fortitude.
Oh.
Wow.
You made a very...
Of high fortitude.
You made a very keen observation.
Not keen.
A keen observation is what he made.
Yes, it is.
And the things that he was speaking on was so relevant to the moment that we were living in.
We're in a transition because we're living in a microcosm of chaos.
Right?
And this is not the first time that we've been here.
It's an eye.
I got one and we are in cahoots with each other.
Cahoot.
This whole said cahoots, babe.
But the way she articulated.
Cahoot.
Let me know.
I mean what I mean.
That she means.
She was cognitive.
Come on.
She was very cognitive.
Come on now.
Cahoots.
That's right up there with...
I need y'all niggas to stop this expeditiously.
Look, you can rest assured that you'll be real sure.
I like it.
Hey, how y'all doing?
Please.
What up, though?
Yeah, yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, shit.
Some things got fake big, girls coming thorough.
I love to see it.
Now, I'll give you a thorough explanation of everything that just happened right there.
I will give you a thorough explanation.
What does that even mean?
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Okay.
All right.
Well, it's time for the percolate.
Come on now.
Not making it make it my brain.
No, I don't even know if she's into reticulated pythons and things of that nature.
I don't even got too much.
words. I can't Google. The cahoot is all I got now.
Cahoot ain't even a word.
It is. Cahoot.
Y'all in cahoots.
We are in cahoots.
We are in cahoots.
Yeah, y'all in cahoots.
I'm in cahoots with my people.
Y'all in cahoots.
If you're not in cahoots with your people, you don't know what the hell is going on.
So you're trying to say that y'all engaging in all kind of buggering.
We're engaged in all type of communication.
What?
She thought I meant communication when I said buggery.
Ooh.
But I said communication.
Y'all, the boys is woe.
Don't do it to them.
Because communication rules the nation.
Oh, but misinterpretation, ruin the nation.
Don't forget that part.
That's the part they always leave.
Oh, and please don't forget misinformation.
Oh, my God.
I love it here.
Wow.
A bunch of freestylers, the talent, the intelligence.
The talent, the integrity.
A beautiful thing.
It's like, it's like, it's a gravitation.
pool that the trap has.
You know what I'm saying?
So you know they kind of curated
and people gravitate to it and whoever take to it
get to be a part of the universe.
And you know what I tell them when they look at me?
What?
Spare no, hey, spare no expenses when you appraised me.
Oh, man.
Oh, look, my research department is on.
Cahoot.
Derives from the French word, Cahoot.
That sounds for the hohoots.
Cahoooooo!
Meaning two people getting me.
Are you are way in secret.
Yes.
And that's us.
We're not in secret, though, so that's why you was wrong.
No, I wasn't.
Because before, we were in cahoot.
Well, look.
We've kept secrets now.
We have kept secrets.
Many secrets over many nights.
Right.
Now, look, if you get into my Shakespeare's pain.
If you get in cahoots.
Bitch, I feel like that's really trying to play us.
If you get in cahoots with a hoochie, is that cahoochee?
Oh, what have you all the chat of hoochie?
with the hoochie who you was in well what if you didn't get no coochie
wait now hold on now where are we right now put a pin in
put a pen in bring all this back oh thank you can right in I don't even know what's
doing to do right now tell them where they can find your podcast period because
that's the type of time I'm on make sure y'all listen to our podcast it's called
Poor Minds, that's P-O-U-R, M-N-D-S.
We're on Apple Music, Spotify, anything you can search Poor Minds on YouTube,
anything, you can find us, and we live.
And you can follow her at Licks underscore P-U-U-S-U-Sk.
And you're going to follow her at Drey and Nicole with three E's, period.
That's how she said.
I do.
And nobody going to bear to spell it.
There's too many E.
It's Drey Nicole E-E-E.
They're going to put it right there.
But it's going to look like.
right up you know that point behind type me but let me tell you what let me tell you what
tell you i'm gonna put it right as soon as you type in drea nick i'm the first person that comes up
so who else is important hey don't start no shit now it won't be no she
you type in legs it's gonna be 30 motherfuckers in there so you gotta type that underscore
and i see i'm the first nigga that pops up okay okay yes but listen to four minds
This is funny.
We're funny.
We cool.
What are you doing?
Talk about sucking dick, eating ass, going on traps, the youth.
Politics.
No.
I mean, we don't talk about much politics.
So about this assy.
Okay.
He's like, about that.
What about it?
What about it?
I'm gonna let my blood back up.
Don't do this with them.
Okay.
When you spread them, don't spread them cheeks, man.
Don't spread them cheese.
We're going to keep cheese clothes.
Well, I mean, you know.
It's up to you.
We're weird.
We're weird.
We're weird.
We're not weird.
We're honest.
We're honest.
We're honest.
You're honest.
Who knew?
You knew.
I didn't know.
You did know.
You know.
You knew.
When you came out.
You know.
You know.
You know.
He's lying.
He's not been on poor minds before, so he know how we get them.
I didn't know.
I didn't know that you.
And you were on the show before we even had the listeners that we do now, so we were
trying to like, we were really wild then.
That's the, that's what I'm getting asses then.
That's the, that's what I'm getting.
You can be next.
No, I can't.
No, I can't, ma'am.
I can't be mine.
Don't cheat yourself, treat yourself.
I don't want that in my life.
I deserve.
If you skip over all this dick and lick my ass,
that mean you did that on purpose.
Who said she gonna skip me?
You tried to rape me.
I didn't, I didn't consider.
But who said she gonna skip it?
That is not to be poised.
I'm gonna say.
Man, I'm not about to let you violate me.
I didn't spend my whole life protecting my ass from violators.
You're not about to start that.
As soon as I look at him, he's gonna be like.
You're not going to, man.
What I tell you, the asshole, the booty hole.
He's gonna start winking.
The booty hole.
I don't even know why you wasting time on some shit that's not going to happen.
You are not about to violate me.
That's a whole G spot of them.
Ma'am, God didn't give me.
Give me one.
Man, okay.
Let me talk to your male listeners.
First of all, let me say that something.
Anything that you do with the woman.
You're not going to come out here promote no propaganda.
Anything that you do with the woman is not gay.
First of all.
Second of all, there's a whole G spot in your name.
And nobody even dropped the G word.
We don't use the G word over here because we haven't been accepted by that community and we don't want no smoke.
It's not no smoke.
It's not.
No, it ain't.
Do you want another not?
Or not.
Okay.
See, that's what I'm talking about.
This platform was created to combat that type of negativity, ma'am.
So if y'all want to miss out on it, cool, I'm just saying it's there.
Ma'am.
I'm just saying it's there too.
But I mean, no, but I feel like for the ladies, now, you do have to respect your man if he says no.
A lot of men do say no.
And I'd be like, fine.
I mean, if he say no, you got to respect that.
Yeah, go find you a bitch-ass name that's going to let you play in his flower pot.
You read like you had an open mic.
Is this thing on?
No?
All right.
I mean, that's how I mean, you don't like that one?
This is what women don't understand.
You got to explain all this shit to your dick later on.
Your dick going.
Bro, what the fuck was that?
Man, I don't know.
It's a new chick.
I met on a podcast, man.
Did you see that?
She was munching on you, my nigga.
She was eating your couching.
It's a bussy.
I never let you live this down.
The proper time is bussy.
It's not.
That's exactly what.
What I'm talking about, you're gonna show up
and give a nigga old bussy.
It's a bussy.
Yo.
Girl, give me that bussy.
No.
Boy, give me that.
That song would never intend to be like that.
Boy, give me that.
I speak on behalf of Bussey and Webby.
That song was never intended to be like that.
I like to tell from your side that that bussy is filed.
No.
That wasn't what the song said.
Get the fuck it.
It's time for y'all.
Put that pussy open.
Then I tell them bring it back.
Busy, up and then I tell them bring it.
Don't remix nothing else.
Don't remix nothing else.
I shouldn't.
I shouldn't.
I shouldn't.
I shouldn't let them just go ahead.
They was about to leave then you came.
I didn't know.
I could only imagine what was talked about before.
It wouldn't anything like this.
I was like, you know, I was happy to be here.
I was like, you want to sit at?
I said, I want to sit at.
And then...
Hey, but that wet-ass busy.
Shut the fuck.
I got that wop, wop, wop,
but that wet-ass bussy.
It's that wild.
That wild.
Give me something I can throw up some soap.
Anybody got something?
Beat it up, Nick.
It's a charge.
Extra large, and extra hard.
Got money, wet-ass.
Shut up.
You got that wab?
No, I don't.
The wab.
No, man.
That wet-ass bussy.
Swab it with the wab.
Shut the fuck up.
How are you trying?
Y'all are some terrible human beings.
I'm not inviting y'all back.
Nah.
Can I have some of your tequila to deal with?
Of course.
Of course you can.
No, man, you're going to go to my favorite songs.
You're all this had work.
Second set.
Hell no, this shit's a witchery.
Where are you from?
New Orleans?
They're going to get you.
They're going to get you.
They're going to get you.
They're going to get you.
Only a voodoo lady changed pants.
What the fuck you changed pants for?
They're going to get you on this drink.
I'm going to contact with it.
Thank you.
No.
I'm going to be singing alone.
They're fucking up all my stuff.
You're like, walk, walk,
wow, fuck.
No.
No.
No.
You know everything you got.
Not going to do it.
Not going to do it.
Y'all keep it.
Oh, yeah.
Get it up, think.
Catch a choice.
No, shut the fuck up.
So that's how the witchery goes down.
It's not no witchery.
Oh, what you call it?
Don't say nothing.
I just say, like, some men like to explore.
They say, yeah.
That's a love about this whole bullshit.
Oh, man.
Maybe they can't.
None of the 85% for percentage.
85% is not gonna lie though.
The 85% can't do that.
The dude I fuck went out, he's, he don't be on that shit.
But it's hard to find a guy that'll be like on that shit.
That's good.
Oh, okay, good.
Don't roll that lies.
Yeah, I thought you made this with some reckless shit.
Don't act like you made.
No, I mean, for sure, it's hard to find guys.
This is not.
She's disappointed about it, though.
I am.
Because I want that wab.
Good.
Then let me know that niggas ain't as weird.
No, they're not.
They don't be on that shit.
Small percentage.
Niggas be like, hold on.
Because my whole goal.
But then occasionally a nigga be like.
People are, ooh.
I feel like one of my goals as a black man
and entertainer is to bring niggas back up to prevalence.
Okay.
So I'm hearing all this shit,
lets me know we still got work
to do in the community.
Yeah, y'all do.
We building, though.
We build it.
Oh, this is an excellent platform.
Look at what you're sitting on.
Man, build it over busted wide.
I gotta be scared to come outside
It's good exactly
You got that nigga in the house with the door like all in that big bitch out there
Man why you keep asking the a
You just don't know you don't know
You don't know what she did to me man
You don't know what she capable of love
And her home girl ain't never mind
The bitch get together to sing a song
Let me make it
Just the things they do to grow men man
man look me in my eyes but they love it here they love it here
niggas like they'd be loving you to look them in the eyes but just no the year
I was born niggas wasn't made like that what would you want they was they just
kept it they definitely I don't know nothing about 83 I mean that's what I'm
saying what do you know maybe later on in the year but that year it was
old bunch of real-ass niggas born
83.
I don't know
nothing about 83.
Maybe 18.
See,
y'all gonna fucking ride this slip
and the niggins gonna crack the code
in the Matrix.
Honestly, everything I say...
And what he gonna do?
This whole episode, let me write
a disclaimer.
This whole episode has been
nothing about the nigga I fuck with now.
No, me neither.
Nothing about the thing I fuck with now.
Don't worry.
Before every episode, we put up a
disclaimer no y'all don't yeah we do so the people that when people come on here we let
them know none of this shit that was said should affect the people that we fucking with
this whole disclaimer because i'm about to i know i'm about to lose my nigger we say on the show
we'd be saying don't we say a lot of shit we really mean then we'll throw some bullshed in there
just to throw them off be like the earth is flat and then we'll move i'm not going to lose a nigga
niggas that's lost can be lost mm-hmm sometimes they get lost that was a word that was
some poetry, low key.
I had to think about it.
You've been trying to get your, I see you.
I see you.
Yeah, she's trying to come on with some deep shit.
Been over there drunk banker.
Is a peppermint a meat?
Oh, a pepper.
Or a pepper.
Or a pepper.
What if a peppermint was meant to be a pepper?
Like, brown beef.
Why was it on the ground?
And why was that beast?
Like, the fuck?
Oh, my God.
I don't ever get this drunk.
Let me just say this.
I don't ever get this drunk on a podcast.
Am I going on other shows?
That's good.
Never.
That's good.
Because I have, I did y'all don't know.
Fasty bass.
I'm a lady, huh?
Oh, love, first of all, you don't even know that you've made history.
Y'all are the first people to come, first ladies, to come to the trap and get drunk.
We're the first ladies, period.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But we are some ladies, uh-huh.
We don't have a lot of lady guests in the trash.
Girl, shut up.
I said all.
We try to find a few that food and talk shit with us.
Yeah, we love talking shit.
That's all we do.
Y'all brought your own liquor, too.
No.
Why can we do that?
I was about to say that.
Buy something.
Why can we buy it?
We're by an inhaler.
Buy something.
Y'all don't back stuff?
No, they pay with ass.
No.
We pay for it.
Oh, my God.
He said we pay with ass.
Oh, I don't lick ass like that.
Well, not enough to pay for it.
You like that.
No, I'm just kidding.
That changes everything.
Well, you say what?
When you throw that like that at the end, it changes everything.
Oh, because I say I don't pay with ass like that.
Not like that, like that, like that.
Not like that, like that.
But you know what it is.
I mean, just how much was it cost me?
This shit was high.
This shit was high.
What was saying?
Pay with a little, I didn't pay with the whole ass.
Just a little bit of portion.
Come on me some slack.
Oh man, I'm about to lose all my niggas.
A percentage.
That's good.
You're gonna find some new ones, though.
He right here.
You said you was a BDB.
That's what you need in your life.
I love a BDB.
I love what a nigga just be like, man, get what you want, whatever you want.
Let's do it, where you want to go.
You didn't have niggas do that already.
When you still go, let's keep it going.
Just because I had one do it.
Let's keep it going.
But I'm saying, it's still shit.
you want what did you do with the shit that them niggins bought you didn't take care of
new shit come out every year you don't have to have all the new I do and new clubs open every
day in Legos we need to go back well I don't want to go to Legos personally shit you tripping
what they're doing over there telling she tripping I mean I do want to go but not for the reason
she want to go no it's a turn up it's man let me tell you something Legos Nigeria is the most
lit city like they doing they turning the fuck up the part of the whole
whole time for like for the time everybody wake up you go out on a boat you gonna eat good food
you and everybody it's like being around black people and everybody got money it's cool
it's fun it's beautiful everybody got some money what the ones I was with ah ha ha I went
I went there I'm gonna do that no but it's lit like if you've never been a leg
they got some rich ladies over there uh not that they got some rich ladies
I don't think so.
I mean, they probably do, but I don't know.
You said everybody got some money.
I was talking about the niggas.
I don't know.
What I'm talking about the bitches?
What the bitch is doing?
I don't know.
You ain't see no bitches why you was out of these niggas?
I went to Lago's, I had $3.
Guess how much I came back with, $3?
And that's a sad truth.
No, it wasn't.
Where are the rich-ass women that's out tricking on on niggas?
Ain't no successful female drug dealers out here?
drug dealers out here?
Yeah.
What was that story or that girl?
What was her name?
No, the ones is free.
Ain't no free ones.
They, no, like that, like that.
Like, I was just talking about.
She ain't selling a lot.
Like ain't no rich ballers out here like the women playing sports.
Maybe selling dime bays and shit.
Oh, shout out through your boy.
Who?
Corday and they own.
Ooh.
Oh, yeah.
Hold on, hold on.
Not they won.
No, no, no, no.
No.
And that's her dude.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
She won.
Well, I was saying it because he won by having her, but she won the whole thing.
So I was doing it like-
I see you, my brother.
Because I want to see them into the future because the past-
They won as a team.
About stressing from the past, that's why you tense.
Naomi Osaka.
Yeah.
You go hard.
Yes.
And she had on a mask.
Every game she wore, she had on a different person's name.
She had Trayvon Martin.
She had Brianna Taylor.
I like her.
Yeah, she was.
And then she represents Japan.
She doesn't represent the United States.
Yeah, she's good money.
She good money.
Michael Bloomberg donated $100 million to help Joe Biden win.
That name got money.
What's his name?
Michael Bloomberg.
I'm about to slide of his deal.
You ain't never heard of Michael Bloomberg.
I got something for him if you got 100 million for Joe Biden.
He's giving that away.
That's a little money to him.
He's about to have something for me then.
That's the type of money I'm trying to get.
That's old white man.
money. You don't even know how he got the shit. That's a statement. I don't care
either. But you know what? I think that's a good thing because I people be like
oh Joe Biden is terrible too. We just got to get Trump out of office at the end
day because I think it's a lesser evil at this point. But politics have always
been like that you know what I'm saying? I always never been it's always a lesser
evil. You just always have to pick the lesser evil. Yeah so Bloomberg network
54.9 billion. Billion! I got this walk
What is wet-ass pussy?
Oh, so you get the song back to the right lyrics for that.
Yeah.
Michael Bloomberg.
When they come back to that.
Is he married?
Actually, I don't even give a fuck.
He got a bunch of bitches.
And I'll be number 39.
Period.
I'm going to give Michael Bloomberg some pussy right now.
Michael Bloomberg, how do you want down?
How do you feel?
Coming up.
Coming up.
The game of cash game living in the past lane.
You know what?
What if he hit y'all though?
He watched this show.
I didn't take a punch.
That would be a great thing.
You didn't know that?
I don't took a punch.
We go on the court.
The nigger watched this.
I can take a hit, nigger.
Not this Michael Bloomberg, but it is a nigger that Michael Bloomberg that watched this show.
He'd be in the comment.
I seen the nigger.
I can take a punch, nigger.
54 billion?
Hit me.
My nigger, hit me.
I don't know if it ain't that nigga, but I do know a nigger
No, I want by the Bluebird to hit me on God, I do.
I ain't gonna die.
Diggins ain't punching that.
Did you know you can rent the Fresh Prince of Bella mansion for $30 a night?
$30.
$30?
$30?
$40?
I'm just, boy, shit.
That's probably just in that shit.
Whatever.
Oh, you can wear it.
But they do get the mansion.
That shit probably book.
White people got that shit.
Can I throw you all that kind of do jazz out?
Why ain't got to be me?
Fuck I do you.
That's got to do to yell too.
What I do to you?
Oh!
Nope.
Hell no.
Oh shit.
Okay.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Oh my God.
Ain't shit that's going on.
I'm dead.
I like the Bella, the Fresh Prince, man.
Why can't be you?
You can't be me, man.
Why?
I ain't did shit to you.
to be thrown out
you haven't I just think it would be funny
I mean of course if it was me
because I know how to do that shit
did you ever listen to Will Smith's music
never why
it wasn't never good
you didn't listen to Welcome to Miami
No
getting jinging with it
No you ain't never listen to
Sheed I thought my money
I'll be honest
I'm just kill a stripper
You know what he said
Will Smith says shit
I thought my money up
I might just kill a stripper
Check this out.
He said that.
He did say that.
Yeah, because he was talking about how much money he had.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm gonna tell you the-
You ain't never listen to Will Smith?
I'm gonna tell you the exact moment.
I'm gonna tell you the exact moment where I no longer took his music seriously.
When?
Hold on.
Never they're employed in you.
No, that's his boy.
I fucking Will Smith.
I didn't fuck with some of his choices music.
Like what?
I'll just tell you, like, when the music, the moment that he lost me, honestly,
is when they dropped Wild Wild West Francisco.
I was three.
with them all we go to read to the wild wild west we go in straight to the nigger was in
the video dancing with platinum hat and and red that was a hit hit set stick like grits
first of all they did it on MTV Awards and they left Stevie Wonder out there they left Stevie Wonder out there at the end of they was like
back everybody walked on Stevie out there like
about to do is sitting here trying to disrespeg Cisco like you didn't used to listen to Cisco back in
the day. I never said I didn't. Okay, so what was wrong with Will Smith doing the song with
Cisco? I didn't fuck with it. But you liked Cisco though. But you ain't like that movie either though.
There are plenty of it. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. It wasn't. There are plenty of you
said deadly be in that club. You are laugh. There are songs by artists I don't like. I still
like them as artists. I don't like all that songs.
So did you like a Cisco song?
Yeah. Which one?
The one where that nigga was sad, the whole...
Without your girl.
Incomplete.
Because that nigga named off a whole bunch of shit better than this fucking...
You liked what these bitches want from that they're told.
The song started off beautiful.
Bright lights a fancy ass to rock.
Everything in this world that a man couldn't want.
What is you bitching about this?
What's the next three minutes about this?
Even though it seems I have everything.
I can't pretend it I don't see.
Niggas, shut your bitch ass up.
Don't act like you didn't like what these bitches want from a nigga.
With DMA.
That's DMAX.
Cisco played a very little part in that fucking song to me.
You say what?
His part didn't, he didn't, he didn't make me like the song.
DMAX.
Yes.
When that niggins start naming.
Go ahead.
Say, what he said?
What?
And I knew he wasn't lying because that nigger said that was Tanya.
I met her at the ice cream ball.
I'm like, nigger, that sound about rape.
About three kills.
Yes.
The only thing that I felt like the song was missing was some Britney's.
It was Britney's.
I feel like every nigga know about seven random-ass Britannies.
That's true.
I know a lot of black Britain.
And the names he would name him was so black.
They was like, yeah.
It was Brenda Letitia.
It was Brenda Lettisha.
I was like, okay.
Let's boy you, Felicia.
Brenda is grown.
By three Sean.
Felicia, a young chick, he met around the hood.
When Brenda was grown in.
How does not name Felicia no more, though?
First of all, that's nothing.
He's not named Felicia no more.
Who?
Felicia.
They ain't, you know, you don't
have no more Felicia.
You think they all evaporate?
In our age?
You think they all like
what they're staying?
I don't know.
No, but I'm not being funny.
You think all the police is dead.
I think white women are having it's gone.
No, white women are having babies
and naming and policea.
Good.
Because they're like,
By Felicia, that's her name.
Good.
You remember by Felicia?
I don't give a shit with nobody
is safe.
White people made their name.
The selection is always hilarious.
I don't know, no Felicia.
White people name baby shit that you didn't even know could be a real first name.
What's what?
Temper McKenzie.
Temper.
They love the ER.
Shooter.
Shooter.
Shooter.
Hunter.
Go get trigger.
Oh, geez.
Bring your brother Gunner back.
Gunner.
Not Gunner.
I knew somebody named Gunner.
They like the hard ER.
It's just weird because their name is always like ends with a ski.
Zabowski, Loboski, Rapinski.
It's always a ski at the end.
One ski, good frisky, commensky.
One ski, two, ski, all ski, ski, ski, ski.
There's all the ski.
Hey, you know.
Like, on this show, if we ever say anything about white people,
they'll be in the comments so hurt.
Like, dude, that was so fucking racist, man.
My brother named is Gunner.
You guys aren't funny.
All you do is talk about white people.
Dude, like, what the fuck, man?
We fucked with you guys, bro.
If you guys not the fucking white people,
unfollowed, bro.
I'm just sitting here.
Unfollowed, bro.
You don't have to tell me.
I never knew.
Hey, they started saying this shit.
Never knew you fucking following me.
Never gave a shit.
I was listening to you, minding my own business,
and then you just start talking about white people.
Like, dude, what the fuck did we do to you, bro?
Fucking racist.
They're going to be real man when they see us on me.
They are.
Yeah.
These black bitches.
Exactly.
They're not even shit.
These doors.
Why the fuck did you bring these chicks, ma'am?
These are gold diggers.
Dude, these chicks seriously were only here for your fucking cash, bro.
That's it, bro.
That's all she was talking about fucking money is booty holes.
Nobody gives her shit about that, bro.
Booty holes.
But he gonna say booty.
Come on, Loz.
Come on, bro.
Bro.
Bro, really?
No, bro.
Bro, this shit is starting to suck now.
Get your shit together, man.
Dude, when DC's not there, it fucking sucks, man.
They're just doing fucking anything now, bro.
Nobody gives us shit, bro.
D.C., you need to get your boy.
Where's Chico?
Like they're gonna tell on me.
I'm better.
I read the comments.
Hey, why's wrong with you to get these motherfuckers too much freedom.
They'd be suggested to shit that ain't got shit to do.
You know what?
You need to clean from up under that couch.
What the fuck are y'all talking about?
What the fuck are y'all be talking about?
Bro, I'm just, they're suggesting,
they always suggesting comedians to me
like I'm not a comedian.
Dude, you know who's funny?
You know who you?
You know it's funny?
Now that's who's funny.
Dude, you know it's funny.
What is they say?
I don't get noise because he said it.
What is it?
You know you need to have on there that's funny?
Let me guess.
Insert random as name.
Who?
He do comedy?
No, he doesn't do comedy, bro.
He's just fucking hilarious.
Like the comments he leaves, bro.
He's got to see this shit.
Dude, go to his page.
He has the best memes.
Wow.
Oh, here.
His memes are off the charts.
Dude, you want to see some dank-ass memes?
Not dame.
So dank-ass name.
Oh shit.
Oh, I wanted to get carried away.
Hey man.
Shout out to Connor and Gunner.
Whatever the fuck y'all want it to be, it's gonna be what the fuck it is before it ever was.
Hey Carlos, work your ass off and get successful and then put some more niggas on the shit that you made.
After you got successful, that you still using.
Fuck you, you good.
Bring them niggas on and expose them to the work that you created for yourself, man.
Don't be self.
in what you're doing I know it's all about yourself in what y'all want to do but you got to you got to give these other niggas a chance to be great
Now you got your show now put them niggas on it
That was never part of the plan
Tell them niggins to get their own show they're so fucking good
Period, period now I agree with that you know
I agree with that thing
Now you not don't be selfish now use your life hey help your brother
I know the nigger was doing your jokes but put him on your shit
Now, he good.
Now, don't hold that against him.
He was young.
He was learning.
Now, you know.
That nigga 35.
Okay, okay.
Listen, tell me.
Hey, man, look, he was a young man.
He was out there willing to.
But when he started, he was 33.
He didn't know.
Man, I can't do it.
I seen where he called me a bitch.
Now, let that go.
Now, that boy, we don't.
We don't, that might, that was a fan page that said that, that was a fan page.
But I seen the sketch where he said he ain't fucked with me.
Listen, that didn't never come out.
We didn't never put that out.
I don't know how that got out.
I know he called you a bitch-ass nigger in the sketch, but we didn't put that out.
That other nigger put that out.
Do you feel like people have really said that to you?
They don't know that.
I know them.
I'm saying that to you like older niggas.
What you mean?
Saying the same shit to you that you were just saying like being like.
I didn't make none of them.
These niggas don't know how much shit that I do know.
You can't just say, I don't, I don't know the niggas who just didn't say,
man, fuck that bitch-ass nigga.
And they didn't know that people were like,
I didn't know you felt like that.
I must tell him.
And they'd be so hurt to tell him and like, man.
That niggas like he on fuck with you, bro.
Dude.
No, this how niggas always, you're talking about a niggins.
This how niggas always let you know there's some shit, that a niggins says some shit fucked up about you.
They'd be like, man, what happened what you ain't got there?
Yeah, exactly because niggins is messy.
He's like, what, what happened?
Nagga, you know.
Nah, you ain't hurt.
God.
Never mind, then, bro.
And they do like this.
They do like, bro.
And they do like, bro.
shit like this and be like, hey, when you see that nigga,
yeah.
Might want to talk to him.
Yeah.
You need to talk to that nigga.
You need to talk to that nigga.
Cause this what he said, but I ain't trying to be messy, though.
No, they don't even be like, man.
They don't say that.
They'll be like, man, you need to talk to that nigga, bro.
That nigga tripped.
Because you a real nigga, I fuck what you know what I'm saying.
I ain't know y'all.
I ain't know no shit like that.
Man, I ain't know y'all.
Man, I ain't know y'all had fell out like that, you know what I'm saying?
I ain't know what I'm saying, you know what a-
Yeah.
But the niggas said the shit, like, oh, you gotta kick the leg out, but he said, though.
But the way he said it, though, made me think, and I was just like, okay, cool.
Yeah.
I ain't really pressed nothing on it.
And then I was talking to where I asked me, you, you feel?
Yeah.
But then, when that nigga had hop on goddamn stage.
Yeah.
I said, oh.
This one she got crazy.
And you know the nigger had just told me that they fought with me.
Hmm.
crazy time.
Not, not, look, we didn't put that out.
Now, when you see him, don't tell him, that's what I'm gonna say.
Don't tell you.
Don't tell you.
I'm gonna tell you.
They do that shit.
We know, we know who ain't shit.
But just know, even though I know you ain't shit,
I would never treat you different, okay?
But I'm not gonna lie, you're a person,
it's hard not to like you.
No, it's not, I'm very, I'm very easy not to like.
Why though?
Because I, you know, the number one thing,
And sometimes I'd be saying exactly what the fuck I feel.
I agree.
That's why I do.
Too much.
I do feel like it's easy than I like you.
It is.
It's easy.
Only because I feel like people don't be liking me for the same reason.
Because it's so easy to just say how I feel about shit.
Don't ask me.
So I feel like people just be looking at me like me.
Damn, you really just say what the fuck is on your mind.
But I guess because I'm a person, I accept people who they are.
So I be like, oh, this is his style of comedy.
Like I know this is your sense of humor.
This is his sense of humor.
This is my sense of life.
But I mean, but to what I feel like a majority of people,
though, people just be like, okay, bitch, damn,
you ain't got to always say how you feel.
Exactly.
And but I'm not the, if you don't want to hear my opinion,
don't ask me.
I don't give my unwarranted opinion.
Same.
I don't feel like I ever get my unwarranted being.
Why you get asked and then get upset with what you hear,
if you knew what you wanted to hear,
then just think that.
But I don't feel like it's be because it's what people want to hear.
I feel like they ask and they need.
don't want to hear it.
But you can ask anybody that don't fuck with me no more.
Ask anybody that don't fuck with me no more.
They can't say it's because I did some shit.
I agree with that.
People take life personal.
Everybody who don't fuck with me no more,
they can't say I did some shit to them.
It's them that's fun.
I agree, yeah.
And we don't miss them.
Don't know.
I've seen them.
They're doing worse without me.
They're doing worse without me.
Everybody, I said this the other day,
Everybody that I've ever, like, cut off or not being cool with them.
Where all of my hos is doing worse than me.
They needed me.
Well, they might, but am I lying?
I mean, you're not, but it's just funny.
Let me look at all the cameras.
I know it's some niggas who regret being a fucking nigga towards me.
I know it.
I see them all the time.
Yeah.
Fuck it.
But it's not fucking.
That's how I feel too.
It's not fuck you, but it's just like me.
But they said fuck me.
So once you close to do them, I ain't going to try to
opening no mom like fuck me me i said right i did for you oh i thought you were my brother
we were supposed to be forever you're doings to me for fucking for fucking money man
we're gonna get so much fucking money then them ho's gonna be getting no money i'll be thinking
to all the people that that fuck me over over 300 600 800 oh man it's like that's all it took
And that's what be fucked up about it.
And got mad at me for asking for it back.
And it was like, damn, all that it took.
Oh, you need that little funky-at-300?
It's funky when you need it back.
Oh, yeah.
It's how you need that funky-ass 300.
A little funky-ass 300.
I get your little funky-ass $300.
And the fucked up part is, it'd be people who they had a saddest story.
They'd be like, oh, man, shit's so fucked up.
If you could just help me, I can give you this right back.
I'm gonna have money.
They take this.
That's how you know they ain't gonna pay you back.
I don't know if people catch on this.
If a nigga tell you the exact date that he gonna give you the money back.
He ain't gonna give you the money.
No, no.
Now, I'm gonna get this next Friday.
No, he not.
That's fair.
That's why I never, you never loan out money
that you know you're gonna need right back.
I give, like, when I give people money and do things for people,
I'd be, I'd never expect it back.
If I do that, just know that you've gone after this.
This deal me like, damn bitch, pay me my money back.
Yeah, you're done.
I'm gonna give you that little too hungry, but you go, buddy.
Yeah, you're done.
I'll, hey, I'll look you in the aisle while your car broke down and go past you, slow.
And this is what I'll say. I'll offer, I'll give somebody money.
And then it's like, okay, I don't necessarily feel like I want to beg me.
But you can't never get nothing else for me.
If you don't give me my money back, they don't understand that they are violating the verbal contract that they wrote.
I agree to give you this money on your terms.
You said next Friday.
You said that.
You didn't say two Fridays from now.
You said your own payment date
Because next Friday is everlasting
But like I said
When motherfuckers say next Friday
They can be any Friday in the future
Not Friday as a future
That's how they do
I mean because that's how people will be looking at it
But like I said
Don't ask you to the shit
Because if you can't give it back
Then Beach I promise
Okay you good on that
Because I'm not going to trip off with you
But you can never ask me
This is how many times I've been burnt by this
If a motherfucker
can ask me to borrow something now I just got to not know you no more I got to I got to
get off before we get to the point hey I just know I thought we was friends you
out had need and shit nope yeah but I keep a list of people that owe me money
still to these I don't I do but because only because it's like if you haven't
paid me back first you haven't gave me my money back you literally can never ask me for
nothing ever again this well if you even if you're getting a big bitch I'm sorry but I can't do
nothing to help you because you already feel all me this that you haven't ever paid me back
I just hope the same people that owe me some money in the future like save my life or something
I hope like this a down payment I hope you save my life I hope you give me my money bag because that's
new old me they're not these aren't recent this recent this happened all the time it doesn't
happen to me numerous I mean I'm only what 29 it doesn't happen to me numerous times
over my life. I got a list of people that owe me money.
How long is it?
It's about seven people.
But it's just like if you haven't paid it back, then cool.
But you can't ever ask for nothing else.
So I hope you don't ever get no real mind.
Like you're in jail and you need bail because bitch, I can't help you.
You know the code part.
The people who owe my money, they're going to skip this part.
The guilt going to get me.
They are.
Oh, let me fast for.
They are.
They are.
They're going to look at it like.
Bump that pulled a little bit.
Go back to the booty hole, bro.
Let them girl talk about booty hole.
But Nick's do we're doing it.
And I don't know why.
And I think it's like once you get to a certain point in life,
people be feeling like, oh, y'all are all their money,
but they don't need it.
Exactly.
I always need my shit.
What the fuck you need?
That's one thing that I've learned.
I feel like a lot of times, like, people keep asking you for stuff
because they feel like you got it.
and that's one thing that's like
you ain't never
asked me for nothing before but all of a sudden now
you need every fucking thing
and I thought people won't ask anymore
like I'm not gonna lie
as far as I go like
sometimes well majority of time
I be straight so it's like if a person
owe me money and then I say something to you a few times
and then you don't give me my money back
I won't keep pressing you about the issue
but it's not because I don't need it
because I mean I don't need it
But at the same time, I don't, I mean, but that's what I'm saying, I want my shit,
but at the same time, it's just kind of like, damn, bitch,
you know, you owe me this money, but I'm not about to keep pressing your body.
Right, exactly.
I am, though.
You are?
So you're going to keep pressing them, no matter what.
I need to get like you.
Let me put that in my nose.
Because I need them at this point.
They need to feel bad.
They're like, God damn, let me get this nigga, this money.
I am dead.
I aggravated money.
Like, bruh.
But you know how I can.
You said Friday.
I'm doing bad over it.
I let you get some of the rent money, money.
What I'm supposed to do, bro?
But you know, and then you're like that aqua power.
They'd be like, all right, man, I'm going to get it.
Let me call you back.
I just let the phone sit there and get it.
Man.
Oh, see, I'm looking like the more successful you get and the more money that you're making.
Now you're looking at it like, okay, but you don't fuck yourself up because now you can't, I'm making more money and you can't never get shit else for me.
It ain't, look, it ain't never most successful.
You got to stay the same.
I don't give a shit if I make $100 billion, I'm still going to tell the same money lies.
They ain't got no money, man.
I'm reading that shit.
Do you really think they're going to win a nigger?
Get this thing?
Come on, bro.
When you see me with a billion dollars, man?
I'm out here with you what, three, four days a week.
Where I made all this money at, man.
The movie let me get in this helicopter.
But these bitches ain't new.
I bit ahead of these, bro.
Same shit.
Where the money?
You think I'd be sitting on all in paper
and don't get you shit?
Oh.
Fuck it, me.
There's a nigga.
Ain't no nigga for any admit to having no money.
How's why I make it a point.
On every show, just to look right at the camera and be like, I ain't got no money.
I'll give the fuck how many views you see under this.
There is no money.
Don't be looking up my network.
That mean if you took all the shit and added it up, it's not cash.
You don't know how network works.
Period.
This in club insurance, this is the worst case scenario.
Don't think I just got access to this shit.
I'm fucking dead.
You gotta cash in some shit, you gotta sell some shit.
Shit.
Mm-mm.
Nah, I ain't gonna lie, I tell my family dad all the time.
He's like, I'm broke and fucked.
That'd be like, I know you in Atlanta, you doing, I'm not doing anything.
Damn, you got money because you live in Atlanta.
That's what I'm saying?
Boy, your family.
Oh.
Yeah, you didn't move to Georgia.
Come on now.
I'm funny.
Now, we know she was living in at least three, four hundred miles.
Now, you can keep us down a few something.
You got cable all that.
on all that shit.
Nah, they'd be like, I know you live in a high rise.
I'd be like, bitch, I ain't got a all.
You're like, bitch, you mean upstairs?
That's what you're talking about?
High ride.
Bitch, I live on top of everybody.
This is the 11th floor.
They swear once you move out of the stage, you got money.
Oh, so motherfuckers who live on top of me, got more money.
She don't move to Atlanta.
She's doing it now.
They said she live in the high ride.
You got a little car.
Motherfugger up there.
So how you know it'll be bleak.
She stay up there.
You gotta have a house shoes on, you get this.
I went over there, I had to put the things in my head.
They don't even take Uber food up there.
They don't.
They really don't.
There's no postmates, none of that shit.
You gotta go down to cross the air.
Do Dads, leave it outside.
You gotta come meet the Do Dad.
Yeah, Do Dads.
You got a sign for the Dood Dash.
I ain't gonna lie, y'all.
like y'all one of my uncles he'd be like yeah that always been my dream i always said when
i get like 65 i want to i want to live in a high rise i'd be like well that sounds great
did he ever say that but hold on did he ever say that before you moved in that or you will
to that deluxe apartment i said the sky i be telling him it's it sound like heaven what you
described me he's just saying that shit invite him over that one weekend that niggum talking about
that shit for the rest of the life.
Hell, I thought I wanted one of them.
I can't stay up there.
I can't stay up there, man.
That two goddamn high.
That girl up there on the twinsome floor.
I looked out of that bathroom.
I said, shit.
You get my head back in here and close that goddamn door.
I just like to sit there.
I don't want them.
I can't move around.
I get dizzy, man.
I can't stay up that motherfuck like that.
Old niggas don't like nothing.
It don't matter where you take her.
They're going to complain.
They don't like nothing.
You take them to the strip club.
Man, it's too many, motherfuckers in here, isn't it?
It's too many bitches.
Everybody's naked.
You want to smoke on that hooker.
Man, these beckers coming out naked.
Don't come out, naked.
Just push some more.
Get naked.
You feel me.
Don't come out naked.
You don't come out the motherfucking naked.
You got the intrigue, man.
You got to appeal to my sense.
Don't just be your bitch.
Everybody in the goddamn club, naked.
Secured it, the bartender.
Her teeth is out.
I like the damn bartender morning desk.
She got clothes on because now I can think about something.
These motherfuckers just come out of the bathroom.
You're naked.
Pissing down the leg.
No imagination.
Oh, man.
Call it whaps.
Oh, the old niggas ain't everything.
Call it wept.
I don't want no whap.
It's the wild, unc.
They're going to be in heaven.
It's cold in this motherfucker.
I'm telling you that much.
They'll turn the goddamn hell of all the day.
Shit, it's cold.
No.
Not having complaining.
God.
God.
Turn that shit down.
Hold on, he go.
He go.
He go.
He's there.
Oh, man.
Bartholome you did.
Used to complain a lot.
You really fucked with the nigger named Berthal of you.
Stop talking about this thing.
I miss him.
I feel weird.
I don't feel weird.
I feel like she's giving him credit and he did.
He deserved it.
Shout out to all the nigs still alive.
Oh, damn.
It's a thug holiday.
Don't nobody never shout the niggas out till they go.
That's fucked up, man.
Why used to always shout out Little Bartholomew?
Shout out to all my niggas that live in, man.
Same.
Shout out to all my niggas that's living,
shout out to you, Lex Pee.
Yeah, shout out to Lex Pee and Drill.
Why do people call you Dria?
Because she got three E's in now.
Well, first of all, I think people call me Drill because Dria is like the hood name.
Like, bitch is something.
I ain't never heard.
They name Dria.
I've never heard that's crazy I've never heard Drea in my life
but my name is Andrea it's Andrea I know that so it's Drea Nicole
but I do feel like bitches from the hood thought they name's Ruby like Andrea Andrea
yeah I knew a girl named Andrea with the you so you got like E who
it was you Andrea no I have one E in my name but that's my Instagram it's about 15
And it's only always on the boat, ass me out.
Carlo said I'm a pirate.
My boy could be on the boat like a pirate.
I do be on the boat.
Everybody both.
I think she just take a bunch of clothes and just keep changing clothes.
Let me see the yacht.
I bet it ain't the yacht.
Yacht got a certain standard.
Hun, let me pull it up again.
She on a catamaran.
Now, first of all, don't do my girls.
I was definitely on a real yacht.
That's a school.
But people don't realize, like, people be acting like yachts are, like, crazy expensive.
They're really nice.
Girl, that's a tugboat.
Stop playing.
No, you're playing.
Yeah, I know.
I can't see the whole thing.
I just only see the star, but I only see one side.
I need to see the whole yacht.
It was a yis.
It was a y'all.
You could take it your later on boats and shit.
It was a yacht both times.
Take them out on it.
You got to get a boat.
That's my next goal.
I believe it.
This got to blow up so I can get a boat.
So I can just have about 11 big booty women on this.
A yacht.
Ain't know what we, I thought you.
Yacht prices?
The average price of a yacht is $8.4 million.
To buy.
That wasn't no yacht.
That was a boat.
That wasn't over there.
No, but that one picture, it had carpet instead of the wood floor.
No, neither one had carpet.
I'm fucking with you.
On discount.
I'm gonna say which one, neither one had carpet.
Go check, you knew if you was on a yacht.
They're reading them.
Wasn't it big.
Wasn't it big.
Wasn't it big.
I mean, it was big both times.
Yeah, yeah.
It was big.
That's what she said.
It was big both times.
Yeah.
I'm saying, like, that's the average price of y'all, but, like,
niggas go out and rent, like, they run.
I love how you a boat expert, too.
I am.
I went to Dubai, and I was on that yacht tripping in that house.
What was you doing on the boat?
Eating that booty hall.
Eating that, yeah.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I was turked up.
I was having a good time.
I was on a year.
yacht in Dubai.
Doing what?
Turn it up.
In booty.
No, I wasn't.
Now, in Legos.
I'm asking for real.
Like, what the fuck was on this boat?
So the boat all out in the ocean.
What y'all doing?
We turned, honestly.
I ain't never been.
Okay, next to what I'm telling you.
Honestly, I'm not going to lie.
I just started bawling this winner.
When I went on the yacht and Legos,
when I went on the yacht and Legos, we were really
literally playing games.
Okay, Lex, Andrea, let me ask you this.
So look, I'm bawling.
When I'm on my yacht, what these bitch is supposed to be doing.
You eat your ass?
No, no, we're supposed to be...
God damn, do you...
Stop.
We're drinking, taking shots, we're playing games.
Titties in and out.
You got a DJ, we're eating good food.
Everybody, that's, everybody.
Boat Roo's out.
Period.
Well, my tithies wasn't out.
Unless you wanted the boat to anchor.
So wait a minute, y'all got a boat.
I was gonna let that titty over, the boat was gone.
What the fuck?
If you want the box, though.
You say this shit is $35,000 to $80,000 a week
to maintain a yacht.
Now, okay, listen.
That's if they're taking the boat out for the week
and they're staying out on the water.
He said, ma'am.
We'd be taking the boats out for a few hours.
It'd be a few hours.
Now, some people do.
Nothing too crazy.
I have, I've had a home girl.
She was with a nigger, not going to lie.
I swear to God, true story.
I swear to God.
I swear to God.
He took the boat out, and they took the boat out for like a week,
but they was staying out there.
They had the chefs on the boat.
They had the, what's his name?
The captain on the boat.
He rich his head.
Yeah, he was super rich.
I'm just checking.
and you know, just see what happened on the boat.
I ain't been on no more.
My wife ain't made it there yet.
No, I'm not saying like, not in that capet.
Not on no ball or shit.
Not on no weeks ain't on there.
I've never done that.
My wife ain't done it for a week.
Oh, okay.
I have.
It was fun.
Yeah.
But I'm just saying.
No, it was fun, but.
Yeah.
I don't know. I was getting seasick.
I was ready to come back home.
That's exactly what I'm saying.
This other shit I could be doing.
Yeah, I was gone too long.
I definitely would.
Yeah, but do y'all don't be that bad?
Yeah.
It's really, you can take a yacht out and press some bitches for real.
You could take a yacht out for a few days.
I got bad luck, though.
I'm fucking around and take the yacht out and we get out there and we're chilling.
Like, why ain't nobody did this hour?
It's cold.
I mean, I took the wrong chest.
Right, right.
Not it's cold.
I was so windy, like, you know.
Y'all don't want to get naked?
I don't know her.
We don't fuck with them like that.
That's what y'all thought.
Y'all just brought us all that.
Pussy.
You're fucked up there.
I mean, yeah, bitch, have you ever been on the yacht?
That bitch, it's $8.4 million.
And you think because you got money, you're supposed to get some money.
That's what you got to tell them how is, yeah, bitch, you ever been on the yacht?
They haven't and they're scared.
Exactly.
They can't even swim.
Yeah, we brought you out for some pussy.
How else would you gonna get on the guy?
Ma'am, you are, you.
On that demon time, she might start her only friends.
I just be honest, hoes be really trying to act like that be their life in it on.
when he don't.
Talk about these holes.
I'll listen.
I love the holes.
I love them.
Why?
Why?
Because.
See, that's the same thing to say.
You do not love these holes.
I really don't.
I be trying to be nice.
These holes don't do nothing to make you love them.
They don't.
Honestly, but the wrong ones be fucking up the game.
The wrong was to be fucking up the game.
That's the wrong thing.
That's the wrong thing.
That's the wrong thing.
That's always be trying to make it seems like they don't be doing shit.
that they'd be doing like since you ain't never even been on the yacht so how you
complaining because now you aren't one in a nigga want your titty's out but you ain't
never been on one who the tities are but no but not even that I feel like some girls but
the girls some girls be doing a lot like be doing a lot just because they got a little
little flight to Houston or something oh not flight to Houston girls being in a flight to
you know like yada in Houston they'd be doing the most they'd be trying like oh my god
girl but he bought me a ticket girl flights to Houston is $40.
You not about to bust that pussy up for $4.00s now.
And they do, but that's why I say.
They fucking up the game.
They'd be like, girl, he flew me out.
They'd be at locker room lit.
You ought to spirit fly.
You can't even recline your seed.
And you know one thing about them holes?
A lot of things, it's one thing people don't mention.
A lot of times, the bottom of their feet be dirty.
Oh, they do.
What did we say, remember?
Remember?
You had a check?
Remember the good sister?
Yeah, because not me.
Dusty feet.
Please don't bother me.
Period.
I knew he was talking about.
I can't believe you checked.
Well, he was wrong about that.
Not who spoiled me.
Huh?
That's what he said.
Yeah.
That's what you're supposed to get.
Yeah, but I mean, the game is different.
You know why?
The women are split up.
Back in the gap, women used to agree.
This is what we're doing.
This is what we're going here to get.
And this is how it's coming out.
What day we're doing?
Now, women are like,
well girl he he did this he did that let me and then this bitch is like nah bitch run it up run
it up the women aren't a green they got the pic-mees and i got the bids that's really about
there so it's like the women are at war so men a lot of men are at war they are at war they're at
war they're at war the women are at war it's a lot of pick-mees out here you know why
i'm not at war because women are at war because there's time like
Women reach a point in their life where they feel like,
I'm supposed to have a man, I'm supposed to have a kid.
I have to have this, I have to have this.
When it's really not the case.
Live your life and do what you want to do it.
If you're meant to be a wife and a mother, it's going to happen.
If it's not, it's not, who cares?
Why are you so pressed?
I agree.
Women reach a certain age and they feel like I'm supposed to be settled down.
No, you're not.
What does that even mean?
Because people looking at other people's lives.
Everybody want to post on Twitter.
Oh, I got married and I did this.
But that's married, they're not even happy.
Let's touch on it.
That's what I'm saying, though.
People looking at other people are looking at their timelines and what they're doing things.
I'm going to do that shit when it's time for me.
If it's not, who cares?
And I do.
One thing I'll say about me, like, I definitely want to be a mom.
I definitely want to have kids.
But when the time is right.
Doing that on your timeline.
I'm not putting pressure on myself to feel like, oh, I got to have a baby by like this point.
Of course, by the time I'm 35, I'm going to be stressed.
Yeah.
But you have a long time until you're 30.
But I have a long time until I'm 35.
Yeah.
So.
All of that.
Keep believing that we'll be 35 tomorrow.
Like, who are these motherfuckers in my house?
So you...
Shit!
But I don't just want to have a baby by anybody, though.
You gonna have a baby by somebody.
And guess what?
Even if you find the right, motherfucker,
they quickly turn to the wrong motherfucker.
That's fine.
You think...
You think...
I guess it wasn't good at some point.
Why do you think the kids, look at it.
Look at my baby.
I agree.
I'm so happy.
I'm a woman.
We all got this stupid-ass shirt on.
Taking these Christmas pictures.
As soon as to get hot outside.
Man, why have him to tell you lady?
Man, you won't believe this bitch.
I ain't seen my baby since I took the goddamn bitch.
She didn't move here with this nigga.
This nigga that chained my baby and they ain't gave my baby.
But I feel like I would never be.
I don't even know my son, man.
I thought he woke up.
Man, the baby won't come to me.
no shit like that I said come to you dad that nigga walk to that niggins I know the
best don't want me she didn't took me oh child support I got to go to court so I can even
get back on child support I feel like I would never be that type of baby mama though
she didn't fell in love with this niggins this big ass boat man my son out there swimming
deep sea fishing my son been out there on the on the water all goddamn summa man he on
Instagram tanning I don't even know it
Not you know his name.
He changed his name.
That that nigga with the boat gave my new name.
I'm crying.
And a new last name.
I don't know what they call that boy.
Tanner.
That's the thing I'm gonna call on.
I knew the shit was fucking up.
Soon as she took me off child support.
She just said, you gonna keep that little 212.
I'm dead.
A mutt.
That is gonna be me.
Honestly, you could keep me.
Every time I look up there on the boat, this bitch thinks she'll fish.
Me and Tanner gonna be tanning.
Period.
Shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
Stupid.
Four minds.
That's what y'all do.
Yeah, we're about to.
Maybe we need an audience.
What you mean?
Because y'all had a whole audience like,
I know when a joke kick, niggas would be like,
aha, ha, ha, in the background.
If that nigga don't lay.
I don't laugh.
No, we've been laughing.
He did that whole time.
But that's what I'm saying.
If that nigger don't laugh.
I know my joke hit when I hear that.
Oh, I was like, oh yeah, that shit hit, bitch.
I did that.
If that nigga don't laugh, the shit is funny
that stuff.
I said, damn, bitch, I'm funnier than I thought.
I say, y'all these jokes be hit, you know?
How much it is to rent out this bitch?
With y'all included.
Because I need that, nigg.
Because we need y'all niggies.
We know y'all got money.
I felt like I'm Richard Pryor in this hole.
I'd be like, because I'd be like this, man, that niggins said this.
He was, oh, oh, ha, ha.
I said, yeah, bitch, let me say that hole one more song.
I say Bartholomew, oh, boony hole.
That nigga been happy.
Nah, I ain't going to like, we need the booty hole song.
He was over there crank it up.
He was like, ha, ha, ha.
Like, damn.
I said damn, nigga, I know that she's funny.
I like that.
Get you a joke.
That's what I'm saying.
If that is.
If that nigga don't laugh, it ain't funny.
That's what I'm saying.
We don't have an audience, so I don't be knowing.
Throw the whole shit away.
I don't know till like three days later when people be quoting me and shit.
Crazy part is these niggas don't even supposed to be laughing.
They're supposed to be working.
Doing everything.
Doing every goddamn thing.
Everything.
Smoking dope and all cameras.
I'm fucking love with that.
It's not taking out career serious, man.
I'm dead
I don't let's play a video poster
yeah I've been over there breaking up
he loves it here
I had to bring him
man you got to bring him back
man you got to bring him back
Shout out to Joe.
Shout out to Joe.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They always call him the funny laugh dude.
I love that.
Two days Joe gonna do Joe go laugh and he gonna put on more clothes the longer the show goes on.
Every time the show started out, he had one thing, then he had a layer.
I never noticed how that nigga be changing clothes.
He damn sure had on some other shit earlier.
He did.
He is a stickler for coffee.
You said, you ain't freshness on me here.
After about two hours, I just, I don't like the way clothes lay on my back.
body once I get comfortable we gonna get on this nigga be like can I get a sweater
out the goddamn dryer please fuck hooked up a dryer who's snuggie is this I'm
dead I'm the snuggie we love a snuggie I can believe that's there's something
else oh he thought it was so freaking you don't know what a snuggie is that's the
where after you fucking you won't wipe your dick up y'all just cuddle you're just laying in a
puddle of juices of us.
That's a snugget.
That is not a snuggie.
I've never heard of that.
Yeah, when you just don't wipe off nothing,
you just go to bed.
Krusty.
Piss in two different directions
when you wake up in the world.
Oh my god.
That's how real nasty.
I've never done it.
Every nigga in this room
then took a piss that was too long before.
You thought you was gonna have to make an appointment.
Like, god damn this is the longest piss
in piss history.
You're gonna think about other shit
and you're still pissing.
I got to be working a few minutes.
What did I drink?
No, mm-mm.
I don't like it.
Because ain't gonna wait as much piss in my body.
Some pisses do be feeling mixed level.
See, now you get it.
Because you'd be like, damn, still pissed.
I have, I have, you,
on your tiptoes like this?
She got, she hit the tiptoes at her own house.
She got that aerodynamic piss.
And I'd be like, damn, it's still going.
Why the toes?
Why the toes, though?
Why you have to point the toes to piss?
Oh, that's just me.
Oh.
That's how you aim?
I don't think everybody do that.
Not aim.
We don't have to aim.
I definitely be on Twitter like these, though.
What make you think, why you say we?
When my toes like this.
Women, we don't have to aim to pee.
You, there are some women that have to aim.
You think all pussies is built the same?
Well, first of all, the only time you really have to, like,
get your shit, like, back in order,
it's like after you get a wax.
Because sometimes the wax, you know, after you pee
that wax, you're like, ah, ah, ah,
so, but it's like, if you're peeing on a regular,
like, you don't have to aim.
I mean, I know all pussies are built the same,
but the only reason you have to aim
if your pussy is sitting right here.
Some of them do shit right there.
Some of them do shit right there.
It's it right there.
I can't relate.
I've seen one that was sitting in there at an angle like a Mississippi engine.
It was crooked a little bit.
Is that a turbo, was it?
Not the turbo.
Did you like it?
Was it at an angle?
I mean, that was cool.
I'm dead.
I mean, some of them not good to look at.
They're kind of confusing.
Because they look like old people with no teeth, like smiling old people.
All right.
I don't know.
I can't believe pussy's be looking like that.
That's unfortunate, that's an unfortunate pussy.
You know what?
Hey, just because they look weird, don't mean they ain't good.
But some of them do look funny.
They don't want that.
That sounds like...
But they look good.
They all have their own unique beauty.
If you look at them at the right angle, they look like they're laughing at shit anyway.
I'm dead.
Seriously.
Most of the time they are.
Gritted like a chest kit.
Yeah, you know.
You know, 70% of women don't orgasm during sex, so they probably are left.
It's not.
Women who don't orgasm, let me give them some advice.
You should think of somebody else, because that's exactly what that man doing so he could get his orgasm.
Because if you fucking somebody who's not about to orgasm, just trust me, you don't start thinking about somebody who will.
Like, I'm gonna use your pussy in my imagination at the same time.
I'm just saying, most women don't orgasm.
Yeah, they don't.
Yeah, they don't.
That's not true.
Oh, you think just because you had to wipe up some nut that I had an orgasm?
I didn't have an orgasm, I busted a nut.
It's a different.
There you go.
You make a nigga have an orgasm and then you got a man.
You make a nigga bust a nut and then you got a homeboy.
You have an orgasm, you can't hear good afterwards.
Right.
They fuck up your head.
I'm gonna tell you the difference, but you ever seen a man bust.
But I agree.
When you, look, this is how you know a man busted nut.
If you ever had to text your nigga, one.
I had to text your nigga, why you leave?
Because I bustles a nut.
I am dead.
You make a nigga have an orgasm, you ain't got to text them
because that niggas sleep.
He's right here.
That's the difference.
You can bustle nothing and drive 45 minutes to the crib.
But if you have an orgasm, you're spending the night over there.
You still like, I ain't go lie,
niggas always spend a night in my house.
Because they're having orgasms over there.
Niggas do be spending the night.
I ain't never had no nigga be like, oh, I gotta go.
Yeah, but you also stay in a high-rass.
Exactly.
Then you gotta get out of that gate take a long time.
You gotta go down there and walk past the carcin garage and get you got to get the elevator downstairs.
Then you gotta take the elevator to the garage, man.
That was quick.
Bullshit.
I'm dead.
Who want to do that?
Uh-uh.
I'm so dead.
I was quick.
That was quick.
Are you ready?
Girl, ready?
You must have just dropped something off.
Yeah, niggas.
You just got here.
Oh, you must don't know like that.
Niggas usually stay, if you know what I mean.
Out so soon?
That must be your brother or something.
I am dead.
Hey, nigger, look out that window.
And be like, yeah, I'm just going to go here.
Hey, this is how you know you fucking with the wrong chick
when you go up to the little desk
and the niggas be like, 11.32.
Oh, shit.
They must be having a birthday party.
Everybody coming through here going up there.
Not 1132.
She keep him coming.
Yeah, yeah, I know. Go ahead, go ahead.
He hitting the button under there.
Go ahead, go ahead.
I'm talking the elevator for you.
Hey, how you know where I'm going?
I know where you go.
You ain't coming back neither.
I tell you that.
I see you tomorrow when I get off.
I know you're gonna be here.
I'll be back at eight.
You ain't gonna be there on you.
She'd make niggins spending nights.
Indeed.
There ain't no nut-bussing.
Straight organ.
Oh, boy, I got her, I'm telling you.
And breakfast.
She cooked some breakfast.
Hey.
How you think she got in the high ride?
You can't go up there by yourself?
I got to take you up there.
I got to go with you.
I got to use my key.
Oh, dearie.
Oh, Dick.
Oh, Lex.
Yeah, Lex.
Yeah.
You walk right here.
Lex stay in 313.
Her door ain't even locked.
You walk straight over there.
Yeah, you don't even got to go upstairs for Lex.
When you come in the lobby, you make that right.
Legs stay right there by that drink machine.
You go straight past.
You know the gentleman.
You know where the microwave is.
She stays straight, is three doors there.
I'm crying.
Soon as you come up the elevator, get off the garage.
She's right there.
Walk right in there.
Lex stay downstairs.
I got to take you to drill.
Did you call them at the buzz in?
Did she call you?
I call Lex for you.
Lex!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, yeah.
I'm just happy to be here.
Really?
Who comes over?
I'm so fucking dead.
Miss Tread, you got a guess.
I'll be down there in a minute.
I'll see you in the next in a minute.
Oh, fuck.
Take my radio downstead for me.
Put it on the charging when you get.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, shit.
All right, man.
We got to get the fuck out of here
because Dren got to get to the
hyper ass.
No, they turn the big line up.
I do.
It's time for me to go, oh, you know.
Man, we appreciate y'all coming through the trap, man.
This has been a big time,
so, too.
This was fun.
This is my nigger podcast.
I think we've ever been on.
This was a nigger podcast.
But it was fun.
I mean, I was scared.
I was nervous.
I was nervous.
I was nervous.
I was nervous.
I was nervous.
It's a real nigger show.
man i love carlo but carlos is so fun like i don't never be nervous to do anything i'd be nervous
to do everything really i'm nervous to go get in my car right i'm like i'm nervous to go get in my car
how you're going to be nervous to lick that booty i'm dead now that's nothing i'm not nervous
to do treat life like that that's all you got to do of course okay do we leave these mics on
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