The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The 85 South Awards | Ep. 29
Episode Date: July 1, 2016With DC on the road, Clayton English sits in with Karlous and audience member turned co-host, Brady. With the recent showing of the BET Awards, Karlous lets us know how his award weekend went, his tak...e on the Prince performances, then Karlous & Clayton decide to give out their own 85 South Awards. Make sure to download, subscribe and leave a comment! #ThisPodcastIsFor Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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They don't Matt.
What's up, bro?
Man, same old thing.
How you doing?
Welcome back.
Shit.
We ain't even going to take no break.
You being a big brother.
I was being a big brother.
No, see, I'm glad you came here.
I'm glad.
No, because you're not doing.
You got to help me raise Abraham.
You got to help me raise Abraham.
Okay.
You heard what I told you did earlier, man.
Huh?
What did you say?
He still.
need to be raised?
Yeah.
Man, yeah.
Well, y'all need to raise each other.
It takes a village.
Hey, man, what the fuck that sound like?
Don't never listen to the village people.
I don't care what nobody told you, man.
It takes a village.
It takes a village to it, but don't listen to him.
85.
85.
Hey, five, hey.
What the hell you've been up to, man?
This is out of time.
We got back from Connecticut.
What was that like?
Oh, it's pretty cool.
This was all right.
It was kind of straight.
I ain't no Connecticut.
As little as it was.
I ain't know we was up there like that.
You know what they called Connecticut?
No, the other New York.
Is it?
Is that what it's called?
The other New York.
It's like another little piece of New York.
Like, 50 Cent got a house up there.
It was in the hills somewhere.
They got some shit up there so beautiful in Connecticut.
It just makes you cry.
You'll just be standing there crying thug tears like a motherfucker.
I don't know.
It's shit beautiful as fuck, bro.
Yeah, it was homeless people.
The air.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
And big backpacks.
Like, you got a big backpack.
Like, you plan to be homeless.
You're not supposed to play.
Waying for homelessness.
Hey, bro.
That's supposed to happen.
Did you watch the BET award?
You know what I didn't?
I was on stage.
You add.
Bro, you add.
I'm working, I'm, I'm working, man.
You missed the good one.
I heard it was good.
I heard it was some good things.
Hold up.
Where is Amber?
Where is Amber?
What are your friend that you broke?
What's your name?
All right, come in.
Come in.
Come on.
We'll bring you in now.
Is she ready?
Yeah.
Yeah, Swiss for Abraham.
No personality having there.
Look, Abraham, look, Abraham, a young man, man.
He's trying to figure this game out.
Hold up, we got you some headphones.
He's soaking it up.
Get us some headphones, okay.
We're going to get you straight.
We're going to get you straight.
How you doing?
What's your name?
Brady.
Like Tom Brady?
Oh, okay.
Look, I'm Clayton Man.
You're not just about to come in here talking flat.
I'm Clayton Man.
I call audibles all day.
Huh?
Huh?
See?
Yeah, huh?
You would have missed the snap.
I missed it.
They didn't start at this shit all right.
I'm just bullshit.
I'm just playing football?
No, wait.
No, I'm just a leader, not a follower.
Oh, okay.
We're going to get it set up.
Can we get it?
Just because you got followers, don't mean nobody.
You don't want to miss anything.
How are you doing, Ms. Grady?
I'm blessed.
How are you doing?
Clayton, this is Brady.
She was the fine home girl with all the personalities.
So, like, if we like her today and she don't get on our nerves, we're going to
fuck with her.
I'm definitely going to get on your nerd.
Oh, well, just know that we ain't really paying shit anyway.
So you're going to be here at your own discretion.
We have a lot of people who work at the 85 South show.
They just come whenever the fuck they want to.
I don't work here.
This is Clayton.
This is the third lead host of the 85th South show.
The third lead?
Third lead.
He on third league.
I don't even work here, man.
I don't even work here.
Do you know you and Chico alternate on third lead?
I'd be like if it was him, I would have said he was third lead.
But since it's you, you're on third.
It can be three third lead.
Because y'all don't be here at the same fucking time anyway.
So what if we both here, then what is that?
Then somebody is the fourth lead.
Whoever talked the least is on fourth lead, nigga.
But it's still a lead position, man.
No, I, yeah.
How you doing, though, Brady?
I'm great.
That's what's up, man.
Welcome to the 85 South Shore.
Make yourself at home.
Like, if your feet hurt, take them big ass shoes up or whatever.
I'm just saying, they got wings on this shit.
Nica, because I fly.
You know, what's up?
Let me get some hand sanitizer, please.
Can't get a little hand sanitizer?
We're so fucking boogey, man.
We're so fucking, boogey.
No fingerprints, no evidence.
evidence. Anybody else? You know you more than
one. Nah, man, because then everybody
going to do. So, Brady, what's up? Did you
see the BET award? I'm not
even going to last our pieces.
This nigga here. You watch it on Twitter?
You're damn right. I watched it on Instagram.
Hey, that shit was good, my name. You ain't got cable?
I do got cable. I was actually out to eat.
That's how I watched stuff if I don't have
just on 20. Yeah, that's serious.
I tell them, put more pictures.
What it looked like?
What it looked like? Post that up.
Hey, well, you know, we did have to go out
for the BET Awards.
That's why I was asking
if y'all watched it
because I was out there
in the experience.
Oh, so you was asking us
to say you were just
seeing what y'all motherfuckett
so you just want to rub it in
that you was in a knee
he just jumped off and said
I went to the BETT award
did y'all happen to see it
but he just asked
nigga you just said you went
okay I was there
he was probably not even there
you was outside
where everybody else
no check this out
because we had to go do some promo
I thought you was there
but then your pitcher stopped
no we had to go do some promo
we had to go do some promo
for a while and out
so we hosted a rap battle
right so everywhere we went
we had fucking they had to give us wristbands
I had wristbands up from my fucking elbow
everywhere them shit didn't mean shit I was on
106 in Park shout out to everybody who saw me on
106 in Park I was looking at the girl
ass don't act like I'm boring you
my name don't I just I just woke
up oh okay well
we did that shit
we hosted a rap battle which was fucking dope
it was me Chico
hit man holler conceded
Charlie Clips my man Doeboy
my man Nick Cannon my man Nick Cannon
actually brought out
$100,000.
And I got to give him...
That was the prize?
What the fuck was that?
He was going to battle somebody
but nobody accepted the challenge.
Just to let niggas know
he was not on no flex shit,
Nick did actually bring the hundred bands.
I can't believe
none of you niggas
showed up to get bread.
That could have been
an easy honey stacks
if you got it like that.
But that nigga actually brought it.
Leave Abraham alone.
You do everything?
This nigga could barely stay awake.
Man, hey.
That's their absiniscence.
them lean you need to leave it alone man
you don't do all that stuff together
stop listening to the future
that's what it was man
his name Kobe
just like a nigga got a flex
I don't got to talk about that shit
we're gonna talk about flexing in just the goddamn
minute in just a minute because we saw a whole lot
of this shit we need to know about this
100 stacks why ain't nobody show up to
I don't know Nick said nobody accepted
the challenge but he did have the
$100,000 cash I was like
Oh, my God.
Shout out to Nick Cannon.
Wait, wait, we got to give a shout out.
Wait, wait.
Shout out to Nick Cannon anyway
for sending us these dope-ass, incredible headphones.
Oh, yeah.
Because the nigga on Twitter
roasted our fucking headphones so bad, bray.
This nigga said,
y'all got a funny-ass podcast,
but why the fuck y'all got those hearing tests hairphones?
Wow.
Nigger said we had the headphones
from the public library.
He said that's what we were doing.
He said, I swear I saw a nigga raise his hand for the beep.
So shout out.
to that nigga for making us get on our shit
I had to reach out to the plug
my nigga Nick Cannon
these are incredible my nigga
these bitches are fucking amazing
they do feel a little bit
they are fucking amazing
they do feel the other one
cut my ear
hell yeah
they got the little cushions
hello I can hear everybody
yeah they not
all right see that
yeah yeah man so we did that
the Prince
yeah recap
hold on man
wait I was gonna
you ain't you ain't let me finish
I know all right so we see
all the new shout out to all
the new little rap niggas
man all of who like little everybody look all the little everybody little oozy
vert little oozy bird i thought that was three people that's one person what's the
what's the nigga little boat little yachtie oh silento did it hold up her bow hold up shout out to
did his son justin that niggins he out there thugging in the street he really is cool he
cool his mom he had a restaurant at a young age I don't want nobody to think I said that
That little baby's fun.
You say that shit, baby, that ain't the type of shit we'd be talking about.
No, that's the shit you'd be talking about.
Yeah.
Right.
I think her voice was distinct.
Right.
It's a little gravelly, but I thought I want.
That's why I step back and like, go and say that shit again.
You know what I mean?
Like, so them niggins are.
I don't want that shit to be under my shit.
Then this, like, man, that nigger Lowe's giving niggots too much of a compliment.
No, I ain't say all that.
This d'clock.
He was flattered.
Hey, we ran into my nigga Tyler the creator at him and Jasper out at fucking Roscos.
How was that?
That nigga, cool.
this fuck. You know we had to talk shit with that
nigga Tyler for a minute.
You can't see Earl?
Earl was not there.
Oh, Nick Earl.
You know, Domo is actually
a cat cousin.
Don't know, yeah. Shout out to Dumo Genesis.
We got your cousin in her on the boys.
He makes a good smoking record.
And mastering.
The Prince tribute was dope.
They let Sheila E.
Get down.
She got down.
No, Blal was all over to filbation.
Hey, Blal got down.
and given us extra prince life.
Yeah.
Where they found Balow, I saw Balow
and they had a meme
and he was down on the...
He was down and it said
when she pretend to be asleep
but she lived up
to let you slide it in.
I was like, come on, man.
Tell me y'all saw this meme of Balow.
I know it's seen.
I saw the memes.
When you take all your hair
and you're about to get your soul in,
when you're laying in bed
next to your nigga
and then your scarf come on.
Oh, nigger.
They was killing Balow.
They were killing Balow.
I don't know
Well, this the nigger who they had to dig up
for the B E.T Awards.
You never see this nigga nowhere but the BET Awards.
That nigga Maxwell, I believe this
nigga lived in a fucking coffin
and he only comes out for the beat.
This nigga got to be a vampire.
And he doesn't age.
This nigga don't age.
That nigga come out and sing a song
that's 20 years old if it sounded like it came out
last night.
That shit be beautiful.
That shit be beautiful.
It doesn't matter who the fuck dad.
What tribute it is
That nigga got three songs
He's doing them three
And that bitch is gonna be beautiful
And then he's gonna cry
And all the bitch is gonna take their draws off
I'm telling you
So you think he just rise up out the coffin
Like with his time
You damn right
That nigga
He don't even be woke the rest of the year
Until he wake up like the week
Before the BET Awards
Be like it is time
I'm telling you my nigga
Janelle Monet did a prince tribute
I saw the ass out
With the ass
How was that in person?
We need, hold up, we need, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, don't say shit.
I'm glad she stopped dressing like Bruno Mars.
Hold up, she'd be wearing a lot of better outfits now.
Let me get some claps just for Jenae Moen, whatever.
Janelle Monet, that's how, that's how, that's how, that's how, that's how, I'm calling her booty from now.
Janile Moni, she got that little booty.
Hey, what Kevin Gates said, she got that little boo.
But who got booty, too, though.
She got the little booty, yeah.
Erica got a body on a tooth.
She wasn't out of belly belly.
Yeah, I love Eric Abadu.
You know, she was going to...
Janelle Monique, Mo back to that.
We're talking about this shit.
So you saw that in person.
Yeah.
Bro, I got the funniest Janelle Monet's story, though.
Before she was Janelle Monet, Monet, Monnet.
Who was she?
She was Janelle Monnet.
Wait.
Like, because now she's Janelle Monnet, more name, monet.
Uh-huh.
But when she was just Janelle Monet.
One word, Janelle Monet.
Before she was Monay, Monnet.
Okay.
When she was just Monet, come on.
Come on.
bro i used to host this can you remember the club i used to host club sugar no sugar right
right up for magic uh city oh yeah yeah yeah so one night we host the show my show over
she had her album release party in that her first album i think i remember that i think i left though
so that's what i'm saying i hosted janelle molnay first album release part that was my that was my that was my
that was my story i thought it was going to be excited y'all motherfuckers be excited way too much
I mean, that's a mountain.
Where the Google person at?
Pull the picture up.
You want to see the ass.
That's what I'm here for.
Whatever.
What else happened?
No.
Any of you,
who would you give a BET Award?
It's good seeing people before they blow.
I like that shit.
A BETT Awards?
This is the 85 South show.
Oh, we give the 85 South Awards.
Hold up.
Wait a minute.
Let's give it a dope-ass intro.
Welcome to the 85 South Awards.
Okay.
Oh.
Hey.
I'm going to.
There you go right there.
There you go.
Hold on.
In this year's,
43rd annual, 85 South Awards, hosted by Carlos Miller.
You motherfucking right.
First of all, we're going to start this shit off right.
Because there's two niggas that clearly got robbed at the BET Awards this year.
Two people I felt should have been nominated and win awards.
So they get the first award?
The first award.
And what's the award?
The first award, I don't know.
I want to give it to both of them at the same time, right?
Because look, I know for a fact
Nika, get it out.
All right.
For the most entertaining Instagram page on Instagram,
we got to give it to my nigga Plas, first of all.
That's true.
That's true.
First and foremost.
He gets it.
First and foremost, Plas got the best Instagram page.
That little Ports.
Nigger.
He doesn't taught all y'all niggas how to make Instagram.
When that niggas said,
girl, that pussy is too big for me.
You need to put some tape or some neo-sparring on that pussy.
That shit changed lives, my nigga.
Bro, who would it ever thought?
Who would have ever thought to put Neosporing on some pussy?
Yeah, Plas did find a new life on Twitter.
And then I never, I would never say pussy the same again.
It's Purson now.
Yeah.
I feel like he recreated.
That little Purson.
That little Puset.
He brought his Caribbean.
He got a little hit out of it.
He did.
Ran off on the, yeah.
And he'd get another 85 South Award for a dance of the year, too.
Running off on the plug twice wins dance of the year at the 8th South Award.
I don't give him a phone.
Let's call the award.
Ply's get the goddamn
Most Improved
This nigga won another one.
This nigga won one
Four goddamn 85s award.
Most improved best flex on
Instagram
That's one
Because he brought itself
back with the Instagram
So that can all go in there
So best Instagram
Yeah, there you go
All right, cool
And you can give him the dance
If you want to
Best Dance
He did win Best Dance
I don't know if there's any other dance
I'm telling you
And it really ain't
That nigga who had the whipping
And Nenay was second
But Plas got
That was about two years ago
I don't give a word of you too.
I don't give a best.
fuck this 85 South Awards ain't no time
oh hit the folks yeah everybody won't do
that though but yeah it's kind of weird
though I don't know I ain't seen no old white people
hit the folk all I seen is ran off on the plug
twice that's the dance of the year
you kiss my whole dick if you disagree
my whole dick the whole dick
shaft shaft vein all that
but some people will argue that's really just
the goddamn shouty low how they're gonna argue
with my dick in their mouth no I'm saying that's the
shoddy low fucking right the female
come back
award for the 85 South
awards. You already know who that go to.
And if you disagree, you'll get shot
in your fucking face. Remmy mom.
Remmy mom. Remmy.
She came back to bed.
She's all the way up. What the hell is you talking to?
Hey. Hey.
Papples? That's what staying
down gets you. That's what
stand down gets you. Hey. That's what
stand down gets you. That's what stand
down gets you. This nigga is the definition
of loyalty. Tell the Lord you're never
going to take off your hat. This nigga been turning down
pussy for eight years. I don't think you've been
turning it down. You crazy as fuck.
He said, I'm not taking
off this hat and I ain't fucking nobody.
Exactly. He got it on the love. Whatever.
No, I'm telling you.
How much she was in the eight years?
Eight years without smashing.
He got the fuck in there.
He got the fuck in there. Fuck, yeah.
They was married. They got married before or after?
After.
While she was in there? Yeah, they was getting it in there.
He was up in there. They had a little visitation room. I refuse to believe that.
Okay, Brady. Check this out.
Who would you give the fuck out of here award to?
This nigga talking about
Papu Se smashed
He's definitely smashed
You think you were smashing every Instagram
Bitch, anybody that's your problem
Anybody give him some
He's gonna take it
Okay
You ever been to jail?
Yes
And your nigga dipped in you
He was fucking gone
That's why she had no faith
Exactly
She didn't even have no bun
If a motherfucker
Stick around
He stick around for a reason
He got to play
Don't nobody be out here in the game
Without a plane
She didn't even have no bun.
She just needed a rat.
That nigga told on her.
Hey, I had the dime bag.
That cocaine was all her, baby.
That's wrong her.
All the coke was her, baby.
I had a little dime bag, and I smoked to peace.
He went to court and told her some shit.
They ain't even though.
Well, this bitch been laundering money, the whole guy.
She fight dogs.
She do fight dogs.
They love dogs, but she fight them.
Fight Yorkies in the park after dark.
I've seen the shit for sale.
That's what's right.
Who you think should, like, did you agree with the best R&B?
Who they got out of here?
No.
I'm just the force.
She gave you the fuck out of here.
Yeah, you wanted to fuck out of here.
You definitely want to.
Who would way more people to get the fuck out of here?
Anybody that killed a nigger this year that was unarmed.
Donald Trump, get the fuck out of here.
God damn.
Hillary Clinton, get the fuck out of here.
Bernie Sanders.
Fuck out of here.
This is a legend like a pack of starburst without the pink and the red.
All the motherfuckers are equally undilicious.
I got you right here.
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This has been the talk of the motherfucking weekend.
The double Excel freshman freestyle.
Say, did y'all catch any of this?
Yo, let me tell you.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Did you catch any of this?
Huh?
Did you catch any of these?
No, I don't know what they said.
That's exactly what I was leading to.
Let me tell you now.
Timmy, Timmy, turn.
It's a smash.
It's a song.
It's not a freestyle.
I don't know what.
the hell he was saying it's not a freestyle no i actually got the lyrics they wrote them down
yeah but you can't say it's not a freestyle because a lot of people every year go on there and
don't really freestyle but you know what was crazy actually like that's a that's a song okay
but nicky went on there a couple years ago and did she do the hook but check this out see
you do the verse do the verse i'm fine but don't come up there and yeah but that's his style though
that's a style you can't knock niggas now no that's future style that's not his style
What are y'all talking about?
That's the first time I heard that shit.
We're talking about designer style.
He don't have no...
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
That's future style.
Listen, you take from the...
You take from other people in the end.
We got the audio.
Hold up.
Let's hear you.
Even to steal all I got damn jokes.
Oh, my gosh.
All right.
There's enough.
I don't know.
That's my song.
He said Timmy turn.
I'm trying to hear that in the clue.
First of all, we're not...
What we're not going to do is, we're not going to sit here and act like that shit
ain't catchy as a motherfuckering.
Man.
We've been.
fucking walking around all weekend
Timmy, Timmy, Timmer, turn.
I hope Timmer turn and get a goddamn burning.
You don't know what you're saying.
You just saying the melody.
So, it sounds good.
No, why would I be mad?
I'm just glad that that nigga is
doing some shit that's his shit.
First of all, I ain't no motherfucking hater,
but I don't believe you should come into a rap game.
I will get you that. There we go.
I don't think you should come in the rap game sounding exactly like
another motherfucker. We got one of them, nigga.
Now, hey, the only thing I can say
is I respect the creativity.
the timmy turned that shit went viral
nigger and he's about to capitalize off that
shit he did what he's supposed to do
now you're supposed to drop the song is already
the man to that shit the only thing I knew is panda and I can't
tell you one word in that thing I want to
you know what on a freestyle
fuck the words I got to the point
why I just be like fuck the word I make up my own
goddamn words I'd be like diamonds
legacy and cameras and benazes
and bened drills and pop a pills
and fuck a bitch and keep it real
and I make up my own goddamn word
fuck this shit that actually makes sense
Nigger, what?
That actually makes sense.
You should just record that?
I'm not recording shit.
And play that.
The rap game too complicated for me, my nigga.
How is it too complicated?
Are you seeing the shit these things?
Do you know how smart you got to be to make a dumb ass song like that?
You got to be smart as hell, maybe.
To make a dumb ass.
I can't make some shit dumb enough.
I'd be in there like, this shit will never be.
You got to be one articulum.
I wouldn't believe in the shit.
First of all, you got to believe the shit good.
I'd be in there like, this some bullshit.
And you know that nigga believing it.
And then it would never work because I'd be particular.
objecting negativity.
Like, do you see...
Because I do agree
because...
Do you see how Turner get
when his shit come on?
It don't matter what they say it.
When that shit come on,
that nigga turn it to another...
I swear he pop in everything on the bottle.
It's like this nigga having a seizure of so shit.
He believed in that shit.
It kept going.
Bad for his health.
That's conviction.
This nigga is killing itself.
Nick, I wish artists still went that hard.
Nigger throw up.
He wanted to go.
I agree.
He threw some ice on Lou Wayne.
That nigga went home.
home.
This nigga designer threw up
and performed the song three more times.
That's dedication, man.
Whoever was that hype?
Beyonce, that bitch fell down
a flight of stairs.
Never was that hype.
Nigger, Beyonce fell down,
and that shit was so smooth.
You thought it was in the show.
But Beyonce did that shit.
She got caught that fan and that shit was smooth.
Nigger.
Her hair got called the fan.
Okay, so why he can't throw up and keep singing.
With her eyes.
that's that been set there and kept singing and said get this shit out the fan
exactly with her face exactly shout out to my nigga chris brown
chris brown chris brown bris bris bris bris bris bris bris bris bris brown wins an 85 south
award because that nay can fight real good they always talk about how chris brown beat somebody
up but you'll never hear about nobody whooping chris brown ass we got to acknowledge this
nigger fighting skills chris brown been winning fights for the last goddamn
damn seven years.
This nigga
that beat up everybody.
Why won't nobody
say that shit?
Even hands is official?
It's not them hands.
That nigga got body movements.
This nigga fight and whoop your
ass and be dancing.
Is either the hands as official
or he sneak you?
This nigga.
Because he only beat up people
that's close to him.
Don't hang around Chris Brown.
He's going to beat the shit out you.
He's going to sneak you.
Because you know if you're going to fight somebody
like.
No.
You know what?
He beat up his manager.
That's what I'm saying.
I was just about to say the shit.
Hey, when we got a problem.
Fuck that.
That nigga got a problem with authority.
You don't fucking tell Chris Brown
What did you hire him
Because he didn't hire you to tell him
What the fuck to do
You hired to work for me
Don't be trying to run shit
Managing in there trying to manage
Fuck you gonna manage
You're the manager
You don't manage me
You manage the stuff
Yeah but you don't know what was going on
Behind closed doors
That thing could have been passed out
He probably was missing shit
He was supposed to be at
I'm not in a position
In my life to question
Anything Chris Brown is doing
I just said a manager of Chris Brown
It probably has to act like
daddy just to give him about the bed you can't well don't you don't have to
Chris Brown might you up you're the third Lee I'm first Lee shout out to Chris Brown
for whooping all them niggas ass security guards niggas who stand in front of doors
that nigga whooped uh valet he got into it with some crips that nigger then fault
everybody he got it to him with some cribs yeah guess what he got it to it with some
that was a dance battle on Instagram though them niggas had a nigger you saw birdman at the
beatty awards with motherfucking Hallibir I mean what's
The Brackston, Tony Brackston?
I always got them too confused.
They got the same ass.
If you ever see the ass,
Halliberry and Tony Brasson got the exact same ass.
I'd have to disagree.
I don't know about that, bro.
Okay.
We'll do research.
We'll research.
I did, man.
You do yours.
I know what storm ass look like.
Shout out to Birdman.
I've seen sword fish.
People want Birdman to take an L so fucking bad, but it's impossible.
It's not going to happen.
It's not going to happen.
The nigger sleeps on a million dollars.
Anything that that that nigger do, it don't matter how fucking
crazy or coonish it looked once you look back at the shit at retrospect you still can't do
but he don't have he don't he don't have his son and he keep reminding you that because he keeps
saying that's my son he misses son we played the game i let him win because that's my son exactly
that's my son we know what that let you know but that's my son that bird man got a heart bro
they as we got beef i say that's my son you can't be out here heartless is that hot outside that's
alcohol on him in front of everybody
at live.
Well, you know, sometimes you and your daddy
fight.
Well, maybe, I don't know.
But that's my son.
And you started
one interview, he just kept saying this shit.
That's my son.
Like, that's not the answer
for everything, bro.
It is.
And with a bad for him at, that's my son.
This way?
Fuck out of here.
I don't know, man.
Birdman, do get that money, man.
He told y'all niggas 16 years ago.
I know you remember.
Let Wayne make an album, though.
Go ahead.
all that. Let Wayne make the album.
Hey, my nigga, I'm about to tell you
what it was. How this shit
was playing 20 years ago, nigga.
Birdman told y'all, niggas. When
2000 come, it's all about Wayne.
You don't remember that shit? Yeah.
So now it's not 2000.
Shit, niggas is all about Wayne. Every time he do an interview,
what he's say. No,
but I'm saying, he won't let him make the album.
He was supposed to come back in.
Nick, the album is made. I forgot
that line. I'm sorry. I'm going to
go ahead. I look. I know. I know what he wants.
I know what he wants. I know what he won't. I know what I can.
I couldn't pull it.
You're scared to say it.
You know, we know the nigger.
I put it out there.
This is 85 South Shore.
I don't get a fool.
The album done.
Birdman just don't like skateboarding.
That's what it is.
He's tired of this shit.
He don't like none of Wayne's outfits.
He don't like none of them little pants.
You should have said how he had to do it.
When he told him about truck fit, he threw a fit.
He threw a fucking fit.
You know what it is?
It's embarrassing, bro.
He's mad to his son going through a phase.
He can't accept him right now.
He's like, We said, we got too much money for this bullshit.
That them shoes cost $54, boy.
This is coming from the same person.
His entire face is tattooed.
But that's my son.
But that's his son, though.
That's his son, man.
Digger, you got a star on the top of your head.
Hey, plus some respect on his tattoo.
I ain't putting respect on none of that.
That's not really tattoo.
It's a coofy.
A lot of people don't know that.
He can snatch it off at any time he wants to.
Okay.
People don't know that, man.
A lot of people don't know that.
Put your tattoos on.
The camera's coming.
Oh, oh, hold on.
You're going to get us beat up, my name.
he gonna pull up on this
bro these niggas be listening to the show
bro hey tell him not to pull up on me
man don't pull up on clayton he's just joking man
he trying to get his life together
man he third lead on the 85
because if he pull up on me you know what I'm gonna say
we gotta we gotta do another nomination
that's what you're gonna say
then they're gonna whip your ass like of your dad
I know that's why I don't want him to pull up on me
85 South show
Best movie award
this year this year
I ain't even to know
Oh, come on, you, that's easy, nigga.
We're giving that straight out of Compton.
Oh, yeah, that did come out this year.
Hell, yeah.
Okay.
I'm waiting on this goddamn, I can turn it by I pick to come out.
No, I'm trying to see, um, the new edition flick.
Hell, yeah.
My nigga, D.C. in there, bitch.
It's going to be lit.
Shout out to D.C.
He and that motherfucker fucking.
They got a Tupac movie coming out.
Who movie never coming out?
Oh, nigger.
Jaroos.
Jaroos.
I got five on it, the motion picture.
You know what?
actually had a script, but she would be good.
Nobody picked the shit up.
Who ain't never coming out with a movie?
Who ain't never coming out with a movie?
That nigga who had that son.
What's the name of the story going to be?
Sideburned.
What's the name of the movie going to be?
Sideburned by the industry.
I don't think Nelly movie ever coming out.
I like it, Shanti, though.
Shanti bad now.
She's still, yeah, okay.
I don't think the movie going to come out.
Nelly ain't moving?
What's it going to be called?
Country Grandma.
The movie.
The story of...
That should be
just like hustling from.
The story of a St. Lutheran shit.
They can't get the nigger with the master
sign off.
Slow down,
won't sign his rights over.
No, fuck that.
I know I was just the dancer,
but I made that group.
I was the heart.
Hey,
when Master P movie come out,
it's going to be 20 goddamn movies
come out after the,
after the no limit movie
come out, it's going to be a no limit movie movie.
If not going to be no limit movie,
that move, that Mr. Servon movie
going to do numbers.
So, Massa B, got a movie, though.
That's coming out.
That's going to happen.
Why?
You don't want to see the Master P's story?
No, thank you.
I'm still about it.
Would you see the cash money story?
Yes, I would, actually.
Okay, I see the cash money.
What about Rough Riders?
I definitely don't see that shit.
I see that.
Dogs and motorcycles?
That shit feels like that being like that.
That shit going to be a long-aird-off the screen.
Thank you.
Try to get over by Jesse Williams.
You shit, black folks.
Speaking of Jesse Williams, we've got to give Jesse Williams
the real-nigger award for saying.
And they're real-ass shit.
Hey, man, he's the best Jesse.
Fuck Jesse Jackson.
Hey, Jesse Williams.
If I get Trump called Jesse Williams, man, fuck Jesse Jake.
No, still call him fucking Ray.
Because Jesse get you out of shit.
Damn right.
Jesse Williams got the real-nigger award.
Did you see when he was making the speech and somebody yelled down?
You're a real nigga, Jesse.
He wanted to say something.
He was like, yeah.
He acknowledged the shit.
So that's why we gave it to him on the 85 South War.
Not that we were being rude and shit.
You were there.
You were there.
You were there.
But he heard the shit.
You were there.
But he gave the nigger to look like, my nigga.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, yeah.
I saw Jamie Fox's the face.
He was watching him.
He was like, this nigger should run for president.
That's what I saw his mouth say.
If you watch the clip, look back at the mouth.
Jamie Fogg did have it in his face.
Like, man, I should have said some shit like that.
I was going to say that.
Bro, you saw how everybody was like, damn, I should have been saying some real shit.
That's, that's dope, though, man.
I hope everybody says.
Hey, what if everybody just started saying real shit?
But then some people are going to say.
the wrong shit, they're going to make sense.
Who? Who you think going to say some real wrong
shit first? Probably me.
Yeah, I think you just say
it's a wrong shit a few times a day.
Hey, she can say it. I'm going to call child services
on her after. I don't know what's going on in
their life, but I know the kids. I don't have any kids.
The kids in the car right now.
The kids in the car. They ran out of Caprice.
You know, he's trying to get on me.
We got one pack of guns. I don't know where she's going to be.
I don't know where she's going to get on you. I'm trying to get you
some air time. I'm sorry. I'm a cat wound.
all right
look man
let this just talk
see let that flow off
because that's what we do
if you had to give
your own Jesse William's speech
what would it sound like
if I had to give
a Jesse Williams speech
yeah all right
hold look
let me get Kat to give you
some like some pimped out
like classic music
for the background
and shit
you're gonna get one too
sure why not
everybody
we're gonna give a civil
who's gonna start it off
I don't know
who's gonna start it off
all right
all right
play the shit
you got some background
you got some background
you got none of that
inauguration music
Not that,
Nicky, that's two niggers.
Tell that shit that shit.
Really?
Really?
No, that's where my speech would start right there.
This is the shit I'm talking about.
I come up here.
Bad do-do-do-do.
Fuck y'all.
Y'all think it's all sweet,
and that's what the fuck it is.
You know what?
Yes, we'd be mad at y'all.
We'd be pissed off.
Talk to them.
But you know what?
Our hate is Little League hate.
Y'all are professional haters.
Y'all have meetings.
That's right, goddamn.
You have some goddamn meetings for how much we don't like y'all?
We ain't got no uniform
Walk around
Oh, your laces ain't tied up
You must not really hate niggas
Fuck y'all
We don't have to do all that shit
Tell them about that black on black crime shit
We got to start at the bottom already
We ain't got time just be hating
Unnecessarily going to meetings and shit
But what about black on black crime
Shit, it's white on white crime too
Y'all be fucking each other up all the time
Well maybe they should pull their pants up
If you ain't fucking each other up
You're letting animals fuck you up
That's one thing
Get them animals off your ass
It's because they come from
A single parent homes.
Stop a doctor little black kids from Africa.
You don't know.
He might be a child soldier.
He's going to wake up in the middle of the night and choke the shit out your ass.
I'm not a doctor.
You're going to be fucked up.
We don't need your help.
We're going to help ourselves.
What we're going to do?
Got them get some new shit.
How?
A bunch of shit.
I'm going to man some musso on y'all ass.
I swear to God.
So we're going to put the money back in gold?
All the gold.
Go, everything.
I already talked to T-Pang.
He's going to let me get that big-ass tray.
I talk to him.
You and your.
young Jack still working on some shit?
Look, and also, I just want to say this, too.
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Look, man, talk to him.
We got to kick it more often.
Say something.
For real.
The racism is real.
It's going to keep happening.
But you got to work on it.
You got to kick it with people different than you.
White people.
Kick it with your black friends.
Do some BPA.
Black people.
Do some WPA.
For real.
Go try some new shit.
Black people, go make some pottery.
Pottery?
Yeah.
You ain't never did it before?
You don't know what I've done.
You might like it.
Black people, y'all come on.
Y'all like to do marathons.
Come on with us.
Go to church.
Be in church for seven hours with no AC.
Yeah, you could do hot yoga.
You've been held hostage by Jesus.
Come on to him.
That's a real workout.
A little church fan, no AC.
But y'all, yeah, I want to run marathons.
Anybody can run around all day.
That ain't shit.
Come where we be.
Come with me.
Do black people extreme sports.
Get in the car with me.
No license, no registration.
Right.
One headlight out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What would you say to all than they says, man?
Who say that the black lives don't matter?
Oh, well, first of all, you don't care.
If you say all lives matter,
Y'all only saying this shit because you don't want to draw attention to the fact that black people get treated a lot differently.
Every time something happened, they want you to look over there.
They want you to look the other way.
All lives matter.
Don't look over here.
All lives matter.
Yeah, but all lives ain't being snatched.
All lives ain't the ones being fucked up.
All lives ain't.
You better quit saying this real shit before they shut out.
Show that.
All right.
Who is this white man coming in?
I'm sorry.
It's probably my daddy.
Oh, shit.
You're that in a white man?
See that?
I knew. See, that's a problem.
What you're trying to say? That's a problem.
I didn't say shit. Your white dude is the man.
The man.
Actually, my daddy is the coolest old white person you ever meet.
Real? Shout out to your dad.
What are you doing? I'm glad he made you.
We don't really know a lot about her.
Shout out a big show.
We don't really know a whole lot about her.
That's what we're going to try to figure out now.
She mixed up.
You should get a Jesse Williams speech because you got the perspective.
Do you have a perspective?
My perspective is we should just all get along.
Why y'all can be nice?
Yeah, that's the white person.
That's the white person.
White person.
Yeah, yeah.
White just, why, why?
You know, like yogurt?
I love yogurt.
We should just eat yogurt with toppings.
If we eat toppings in our yogurt, then we'll all be happy.
Let's all roll up, smoke one, and be happy.
No.
Should we keep her on the show?
I don't know, man.
Let's interview.
Let's interview her and see.
Because I don't know this motherfucker, man.
You, you, I thought you did.
I thought you did.
She just had a strong reference.
She had two rhymes that was strong up front.
Then she just ran out a catchphrase.
I'm trying to figure out why her first name is the last name.
I thought she was going to be full of them.
I was like, okay, let me see it.
Now she's out of him.
Ain't shit rhymes.
Nick, because you're born.
I'm about to fall asleep.
And shit rhymes since the jump.
She came in.
I'm Brady and I eat all the gravy or whatever she said.
I don't know, man.
She came in saying some shit, man, because I call plays any day.
Now, she's out.
She ran out.
She only had three.
You should have spaced them out.
You stupid.
Shouldn't have used them all up front because that.
You sure you want to.
I told you, this ain't really shit.
I'm telling you, it's hard to keep this
motherfucking job. Every time we bring some
people around, they get roasted. We don't, we
talk shit. I don't mind. It's cool.
Man, look at what we're doing.
She does.
This nigga came in here with no haircut. I'm good.
I don't know. I ain't never got a haircut.
That's good luck when I come to this.
Yeah, but you got a head on, though.
You can check all 30 episodes.
You got a haircut.
That's the fucked up, part.
I do not. This is unnatural.
You got a haircut.
Hey, welcome to the 85 South, so what, anybody can get it.
She came in with his shit.
I ain't mad at it.
They hit your shit with a sponge.
I ain't mad.
Let me see.
Let me see what she from.
This nigga fucking up the interview.
What are you from, Brady?
I'm from Miami.
You know the sponge.
If you got, hey, what is wrong with you?
Every basketball player got the sponge haircut.
What's wrong with this thing?
You got the sponge?
I just took my little problem.
That's the sponge.
Leave this little name.
This little nigga been mad two hours.
I didn't even, that's the first thing I'd have said to him.
Hey, my, look, all the little niggas be mad about other shit.
That's what I said.
And you want to carry it around all time.
It ain't my fault.
Y'all don't know how to deal with your emotion.
I don't get mad.
Look, watch a sad movie.
Crap.
Do something, Nick.
Let it out.
Punch the wall at the house.
Let it out.
Your eyes look better than yours.
Nigger.
You wait until you ready to shoot up to school.
Chill out.
We don't do that.
For real, black folks, we don't do that.
shoot up to school. Why y'all fuck
with this d'n't, man? I don't even know him.
I don't know him either. Don't get me
started. Welcome to the 80-5 South-so. Don't advise me
no more if you don't want me to talk shit.
You don't want me to talk shit? I ain't coming.
That's all I'm coming. That's all I'm bringing. Every time
goddamn. What's your name?
Give me a rhyme, girl. What's one?
Every time you see me in the bitch,
I'm talking shit. What's one?
Give me one.
Give me one.
Hey.
This nigger,
retarded.
Scratch your batch when an inch.
The fuck is you talking about.
And I'm going to tell you another
motherfucker thing. Don't stick your fingers where your fingers don't go.
What?
What hell are you talking about, man? That was fun.
Shut up, Abraham.
Abraham just had to get down. See, that's what I'm talking about.
See, when you open up, that shit felt good.
I didn't know that one for the whole, baby.
That's just to see him.
You're a sin and talking.
I know.
Old folk talk.
Oh, man.
I hate you so much.
That's why I wear my brothers right now.
Why do you say old because he drank a Coke, though?
It wasn't even the campaign, free coke.
He smoked cigarettes.
You don't smoke cigarettes.
Niggott's, how long have you known?
He don't smoke a cigarette.
He looked like his lips black.
He said he looked like that.
That's where I'd be pulling out.
I don't want a son like this, nigga.
I can tell.
That's why I try to stay in my son.
Hey, man.
My dad's in my life with you talking about.
I can't see that.
I could not see your father.
letting you walk around with your hat like that.
I wouldn't do it.
See, what happened was...
No. No.
Take your hat off. Just take your hat off.
Take your hat off. Take your hat off.
No. Why not?
No. No. No. No hair line?
No.
He's dead, though.
Everybody knows that.
At least you admitted it.
No.
What'd you think are going to happen to you?
Exactly.
Talk to him.
You act like, you must plan on dying.
Your shit's going to be gone to, one.
Your shit going to be gone.
Like he's been sitting on some heat
Oh my god
He wants the heat
Hold up wait
The heat is under here
Get the fuck out of it
Hey it's coming for you
Whatever you think old
All that shit
Y'all don't that old nigga shit
You're gonna be sipping the coke talking about
I remember what I told the nigga
He was old
Two years later
All my teeth fell out
Yeah you're gonna be fucked up
This is the 85 South show
Well we got kids this nigga
Hey
That's lame
You still
drinking that coat I know
don't bring him back
this motherfucker on the cleanse
this motherfucker drink a lemonade with ginger in it
what you drink what you drink huh
water juice
whatever the fuck I feel like drinking I'm grown
liquor
what you drink this is a public
service that's what the kind of shit y'all on what you treat
this nigga drink Sprite oh my god
all last nigga drank of Sprite
we only drink siura miss
everybody don't y'all be roasting about the wrong shit
These motherfuckers focus on the road
She's this nigga eat regular Cheetos
Hold up
Hey, stay in your kids' life
Well, condoms
I talk shit
That's all like that
Hey man
What I'm a real shit
I just try to ask him for the fourth time
Real shit
Give Abraham some advice
My nigga
Give him some advice
What you want to know?
He's 15, bro
Tell him some real shit
What do you want to know
What do you want to know how to do
Because whatever I can tell you
I can give you some random advice
For real
Ask him some this nigga
What's something you want to learn how to do?
Well, okay.
And if I can point you in that direction, I will.
If I can't, I'm just going to say, hell no.
You know, you are in Atlanta.
I know some scammers I can hook you up with.
No, we're trying to help this.
I'm a millionaire.
I'm legit.
No.
See, that's what I'm talking about.
See, that's a good jumping off point.
See?
Now, you need some advice.
I can give you that.
Stop drinking coke.
Stop smoking cigarettes.
Stop using your mama car.
Pay your light bill.
Pay your phone bill.
Take the hat off.
some of them was fillers
you had three good ones you only needed
those three that's comedy the rule of threes
that's your advice right there it wouldn't even be fair
it wouldn't even be fair because it's like
the shit I'm gonna say going to really
in fact it's gonna fuck your whole rest of your life for
don't let them do it man I don't do that
because you know how I get why I get the same
and then people get the questioning like
nigga I should just take all these pills
come on don't don't do that
that's not fair you let him roast me
don't do that
who who roasted you
you still here you ain't get roasted you
Like, you're so light skin.
You steal roses.
You light skin.
Same color of banana pudding.
This shit.
I ain't never been at 85 South Show with a Simpson character.
Who?
Stop.
Fuck.
It's near Flanders' wife.
I'm not bad because the shit is funny.
Okay.
That shit, wow.
Shout out to Miami.
They just ran in this drug dealer house in Miami and found $24 million in cash, nigga.
Did you see this shit?
What?
Y'all niggas ain't paying attention, man.
They ran in the nigger crib and found $24 million in cash, my nigga.
Which niggins?
Some nigger, I don't know.
He had to be a Spanish man.
I hope you don't know him.
We still, we couldn't do it.
They start.
He started roasting you in.
We got a question for Brady.
Hey.
Who are you?
My name's BD. 85 South.
My question for you.
you drums or flats
flats niggins
okay that was a real
old question hey I better be hot with
let me pep on top I really
appreciate you as to tell just by that
she knows a few scammers in the city maybe
she said that that was real answer
I won't deny that
you're all right you decent people
you should deny that like it isn't really a whole lot of shit
we got to ask you after that radio
what's your availability you got a
real job what you do i'm a songwriter you ain't got no job i do i fucking ain't got no job i got a job i
style people all day long oh you a stylist too yeah but i moved here for music okay yeah all right
so you in the music industry yeah that's what you got bread unfortunately you're writing them
heads you know all right cool we'll play your shit on the 85 south show which you yeah right right
they need a they need a thing song too we do yeah
We kind of got one.
Play that shit, cat.
You got the theme song?
No, that's the intro song.
Yeah, that's the theme song.
Oh, that's the same theme, bro.
No, you need to exit.
No, nigga, I like the going out song.
No, nigga, I like them horns on.
Incredible Hulk don't come on with the same song to start with?
It's not Incredible Hulk.
What show is going on this shit, bro?
Shows, shows, I ain't got song, no.
Look at that shit.
That's the same.
Trumpets.
Trumpets.
Trumpets, Trumpets.
All right, turn it off.
All right, cool.
These one of him jealous, man.
Been up here how many fucking times
You go play the shit
Yeah, nigga
You're like
Bye, bye, bye
Wait, wait till he said
Yeah, wait till he said
Yeah, that's the point
We're out of here, man
That's why you're the third league
That shit, don't
You know, I'm the third
Because I talk that shit
You're the third league
They don't want you to be
See, they can't have me
Down here every time
Nick, what's your social media, man?
Every time, man, whatever
I don't know
You don't know
What, for Farmersonly.com?
No, for all your shit
Eggplant
That's my, uh, what?
Nick, what are you on?
You on a molly?
I didn't ask you this shit.
Who does Molly?
I've told you.
Clayton English on everything.
Clayton English or everything.
Don't nobody do that no more.
They stop making it.
What's this sign language?
Just say the shit.
I don't know.
Do you have social media?
Yes, I do.
Follow Abraham.
It's at Brady is music.
That is dope.
It is the is with a Z?
Everything is at Brady's music.
Is it regular ears or is the Z?
No, I spell like a normal person.
Y'all is just retarded.
Ain't that wrong with the Z?
All the people out there with the Z and that shit.
What the fuck you've been up to?
man doing shows
don't ask me this every time I'm gonna have to
you're just gonna keep asking me this every time
it's not me who you want to know before I came here
it is not me this week I'm coming back
you don't know how fucking petty the 85 South show
listeners are right back who literally
comment why that nigga ain't ask Clayton what he
been doing I'll bullshit you
not say don't you read the comments
that's what they be saying no okay Connecticut
you let me tell you why the show ain't blow up yet
because motherfuckers actually like it
Like all the comments be good.
We don't get no haters.
No hate to be like, nigger.
This shit is amazing.
Well, you know what?
I think you're just hitting who it need to hit.
You're fucking right.
Because I always shout out who to show for this podcast
is for the people who collect all the little soaps
and make one big soap and be smelling fresh than the motherfucker.
Like, that's the niggins.
With Lever 2000.
Nigger with some dove on the top.
With the soap ball with a ball of black soap on the bottom?
It's for all my niggas who got house shoes that
you can't wear outside because the bottom gone.
That's who listened to the 85 South show, my name.
Auto holds a red bottoms and no taps.
Hell yeah.
This podcast is for bitches who don't take pictures with other people
because you know they ain't going to put the right filter on your shit.
This is the people who put on whatever shoes by the door
to help their mama go get the grocery.
Motherfucking right, nigga outside with some paint house slippers.
This podcast is for the women who look at you
when you eat the pussy.
They just look at you the whole time
like they don't trust you with it.
That's me, nigga.
She looked at you.
He better not steal none of my pussy.
I'm going to look at him in this stuff.
Turn her head.
Fucking right.
Who else is it for?
You know who is for, man.
This podcast right here is for niggas who ain't got a rab
but standing outside like they wait in on one.
That's who we're talking to today, bro.
This is for the scammers that go to places
that ain't shit.
Yeah.
Fuck you doing it rainbow and family dollars
This podcast is for bitches
Who don't wore the same bra three times already
You ain't even trying to switch it up
Got two more days left
What color is?
Brown now
This podcast is for all the women
Who don't have a lot of panties
Because you're on the go
You just buy them as your niggas
Okay but what if you just don't wear panties?
Thank you
I was talking to them too
We shot at them out on the last episode
They're her
This podcast is for bitches too
No, this podcast is for all the bitches who don't have no tissue in the bathroom.
You got to ask for it.
No, uh-uh.
Who is these bitches?
Bro, they listen to this show.
I've been over the house.
Hey, don't have no, don't, don't, don't, I ain't been to be over your house.
You ain't got no supplies.
Just basic shit.
You ain't got no supplies.
What is, no, no.
You don't know who listened to this show.
I know my demographic, my name.
You talk about people that want to ration out the toilet paper?
Yes.
Make you come see them?
I'm talking about, sociopath is that.
I'm talking about them.
petty-ass roommates.
They got to ask for me.
Fuck out of here. What are you?
I'm talking about the petty roommates who got more food in their room
and in the kitchen.
Hey!
Somebody bring me the story, baby?
Hey!
Anybody out there?
And they ask you some shit like, you shit?
No, just bring the tissue.
Ain't nobody shit.
My nose running.
Just bring the damn tissue.
Hey.
I got to sneeze.
Oh, that's horrible.
But that's who it is, man.
They're out there.
We're about to get the fuck up out of here.
Any of the last words you want to say?
No, man.
Last regrets.
No.
I don't regret.
Anything you want to say, Brady?
Don't bring me bad with him.
No, you're not bringing you back, period.
That's good.
We still don't know how you got in here.
Because I'm cool like that.
Nobody knows you.
I mean, we're checking her for a while when she leave.
We don't.
How the fuck you know?
Even her friend is laughing.
Her friend, the one that brought her, like, I don't know.
She was my Uber driver.
She just came in with me.
She's cool.
Nobody knows her, but it's cool, Brady.
Give us one more rhyme just before you get out of here.
Before you get out of here, give us one more rhyme.
If you can survive being on the show with him, then you definitely can survive being on
Oh, that shit don't bother me because you can check my bank account, baby.
You don't got to know me.
That ain't rhyme.
It ain't have to rhyme.
That ain't bothered me, but you know what?
Ain't nobody going to father me.
Hello, I ain't nobody's son.
Boom.
I'm better at it.
than you. That's what I'm saying. Right now, I'm better
at it than you. You came in
with your stick. Okay, but you're a comedian.
That's my shit now. I'm not. I'm not a comedian.
I do all rhyme shit. Hit him with a rhyme, Clayton.
Oh, man. One more time, I got
two rhymes. And Sprite
is made out of lemon limes.
Ooh. What else you got? Abraham
with God damn.
You need to sit down
and be a man.
Watch batteries
in your ear. Watch batteries
that you're too near.
Leave this nigger alone.
You're a cornball.
Hey, man.
You're a cornball.
To all the people listening to the 85 South Show.
You need to make it rapping how they rap now.
Wait, we're trying to set up this GoFundMe for everyone.
Oh, my life I did.
Look, we're trying to set up a GoFundee.
Take that hat on.
This nigga wants to go to college, man.
He won't want to go to college.
College, go to FMU.
I went there.
They take everybody.
Go.
There you go.
Clearly.
Apply.
Go.
Hey, be on the lookout for the link.
It's great.
It's a HBCU.
We're sending this thing to college.
I owe money.
I got you.
We're trying to raise like $12.
Apply now.
That'll let you go right now.
As long as you got the money, go ahead.
Go.
I'm telling you.
What you're waiting for?
He said he had to go.
He said he was a million.
Pull your phone out.
Be smart.
Google it.
You went to ITT Tech.
I went to Fam U.
I just told you where I went, man.
You can only relate the shit you saw on TV.
Stop staying up so late.
You don't need to be up that late.
You need to be sleep.
That's why you got bags on your eyes.
He up late night with the ITT Tech commercial.
You know what?
I'm just going to drop out and be like him
and talk to people in the parking lot
about going to college
why they ain't never in school
all them commercials why they never in school
they always in the middle of a busy highway
or some shit.
You want to go to school?
You know!
Hey, you want to learn to be a nurse.
It's part of a commercial.
How about when the one black girl
that was had just walked in the class room
and grabbed the teacher? This is like my
second mom, dear.
It's like my second mom.
That was cool.
You haven't gone here in five years, Lisa.
I know.
Let me get everybody's social media.
What's your social media, Abraham?
You want to see more of this?
You want to see more of this?
They listen to you.
Take about to see you, man.
You want to see this.
You can follow me on IZ at 3Naz.1.
You'll add me on Snapchat because that's where the comedian, you know, me.
bank grow
bankroll underscore nats
you're a comedian that too
I've been a comedian
oh okay I ain't know that
well damn I would have treated you different
I would have talked way more shit to you
I thought you was a regular young man
I thought you was a regular young man too
I didn't even know you
No I'm irregular
I'm irregular
I'm irregular
yeah so you don't even know what that word mean
Google it
there you go you got a smartphone
Hey that's what Google's for
So you dropped all your social shit
What's your was Brady
At Brady is music
At Brady is music
You coming back
You enjoy yourself
Sure, I had a good time
Y'all are funny
We appreciate you
Oh yeah
Your insight
And stay tuned to next
Hey when you say
You say y'all late
He cut his mic off
Turn tomorrow
He ain't gonna even be on next episode
Now he wants to be talking
Now you're chatting
Hey y'all stay tuned
We got some more heat
About to come
You're gonna stay tuned
To make
Knick your mic is cut
Okay yeah
Hey that's what it is
It's gonna be
D.C. Youngthralin Abraham
Yeah he's gonna be
They're going to be dope
It's going to be brazen
I ain't know it was a comedian
That's what's up
That's why we
He's a cool young nigga
Well that's what's up
I want him to make it
I like to see everybody
Hey shout out to Abraham
Give Abraham some claps
Man give him the claps
Give it up a grader too
I know I talk a lot of shit
But I really want to see y'all do great
Yeah man
Do better than you do it now
Really that's all I want to see
I'm already great
I'm just
Hell yeah
Clayton came in here
I love fucking braid out
We ain't gonna never find
You wanna hold something
Cause you like you
We ain't gonna never find
Nobody else to co-host the guy.
What you got?
What you got to home?
You need some.
Cool.
Yeah, let me get that about it.
I got your car.
Let's going straight to wood.
A hundred grand?
Because you got a hundred grand.
We need to talk about investment.
All right, then.
Y'all stay tuned.
This shit gonna get good in three weeks.
Check back in three weeks.
All right, man.
This is the 85 South Show, and we are out this bitch.
85.
85.
85, hide, hey!
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