The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The 85 South Awards | Ep. 29

Episode Date: July 1, 2016

With DC on the road, Clayton English sits in with Karlous and audience member turned co-host, Brady. With the recent showing of the BET Awards, Karlous lets us know how his award weekend went, his tak...e on the Prince performances, then Karlous & Clayton decide to give out their own 85 South Awards. Make sure to download, subscribe and leave a comment! #ThisPodcastIsFor Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:39 Shit. We ain't even going to take no break. You being a big brother. I was being a big brother. No, see, I'm glad you came here. I'm glad. No, because you're not doing. You got to help me raise Abraham.
Starting point is 00:01:49 You got to help me raise Abraham. Okay. You heard what I told you did earlier, man. Huh? What did you say? He still. need to be raised? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:58 Man, yeah. Well, y'all need to raise each other. It takes a village. Hey, man, what the fuck that sound like? Don't never listen to the village people. I don't care what nobody told you, man. It takes a village. It takes a village to it, but don't listen to him.
Starting point is 00:02:09 85. 85. Hey, five, hey. What the hell you've been up to, man? This is out of time. We got back from Connecticut. What was that like? Oh, it's pretty cool.
Starting point is 00:02:23 This was all right. It was kind of straight. I ain't no Connecticut. As little as it was. I ain't know we was up there like that. You know what they called Connecticut? No, the other New York. Is it?
Starting point is 00:02:34 Is that what it's called? The other New York. It's like another little piece of New York. Like, 50 Cent got a house up there. It was in the hills somewhere. They got some shit up there so beautiful in Connecticut. It just makes you cry. You'll just be standing there crying thug tears like a motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:02:46 I don't know. It's shit beautiful as fuck, bro. Yeah, it was homeless people. The air. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And big backpacks. Like, you got a big backpack. Like, you plan to be homeless.
Starting point is 00:02:57 You're not supposed to play. Waying for homelessness. Hey, bro. That's supposed to happen. Did you watch the BET award? You know what I didn't? I was on stage. You add.
Starting point is 00:03:05 Bro, you add. I'm working, I'm, I'm working, man. You missed the good one. I heard it was good. I heard it was some good things. Hold up. Where is Amber? Where is Amber?
Starting point is 00:03:15 What are your friend that you broke? What's your name? All right, come in. Come in. Come on. We'll bring you in now. Is she ready? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:24 Yeah, Swiss for Abraham. No personality having there. Look, Abraham, look, Abraham, a young man, man. He's trying to figure this game out. Hold up, we got you some headphones. He's soaking it up. Get us some headphones, okay. We're going to get you straight.
Starting point is 00:03:38 We're going to get you straight. How you doing? What's your name? Brady. Like Tom Brady? Oh, okay. Look, I'm Clayton Man. You're not just about to come in here talking flat.
Starting point is 00:03:49 I'm Clayton Man. I call audibles all day. Huh? Huh? See? Yeah, huh? You would have missed the snap. I missed it.
Starting point is 00:03:56 They didn't start at this shit all right. I'm just bullshit. I'm just playing football? No, wait. No, I'm just a leader, not a follower. Oh, okay. We're going to get it set up. Can we get it?
Starting point is 00:04:05 Just because you got followers, don't mean nobody. You don't want to miss anything. How are you doing, Ms. Grady? I'm blessed. How are you doing? Clayton, this is Brady. She was the fine home girl with all the personalities. So, like, if we like her today and she don't get on our nerves, we're going to
Starting point is 00:04:18 fuck with her. I'm definitely going to get on your nerd. Oh, well, just know that we ain't really paying shit anyway. So you're going to be here at your own discretion. We have a lot of people who work at the 85 South show. They just come whenever the fuck they want to. I don't work here. This is Clayton.
Starting point is 00:04:34 This is the third lead host of the 85th South show. The third lead? Third lead. He on third league. I don't even work here, man. I don't even work here. Do you know you and Chico alternate on third lead? I'd be like if it was him, I would have said he was third lead.
Starting point is 00:04:47 But since it's you, you're on third. It can be three third lead. Because y'all don't be here at the same fucking time anyway. So what if we both here, then what is that? Then somebody is the fourth lead. Whoever talked the least is on fourth lead, nigga. But it's still a lead position, man. No, I, yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:03 How you doing, though, Brady? I'm great. That's what's up, man. Welcome to the 85 South Shore. Make yourself at home. Like, if your feet hurt, take them big ass shoes up or whatever. I'm just saying, they got wings on this shit. Nica, because I fly.
Starting point is 00:05:16 You know, what's up? Let me get some hand sanitizer, please. Can't get a little hand sanitizer? We're so fucking boogey, man. We're so fucking, boogey. No fingerprints, no evidence. evidence. Anybody else? You know you more than one. Nah, man, because then everybody
Starting point is 00:05:30 going to do. So, Brady, what's up? Did you see the BET award? I'm not even going to last our pieces. This nigga here. You watch it on Twitter? You're damn right. I watched it on Instagram. Hey, that shit was good, my name. You ain't got cable? I do got cable. I was actually out to eat. That's how I watched stuff if I don't have
Starting point is 00:05:46 just on 20. Yeah, that's serious. I tell them, put more pictures. What it looked like? What it looked like? Post that up. Hey, well, you know, we did have to go out for the BET Awards. That's why I was asking if y'all watched it
Starting point is 00:05:59 because I was out there in the experience. Oh, so you was asking us to say you were just seeing what y'all motherfuckett so you just want to rub it in that you was in a knee he just jumped off and said
Starting point is 00:06:07 I went to the BETT award did y'all happen to see it but he just asked nigga you just said you went okay I was there he was probably not even there you was outside where everybody else
Starting point is 00:06:16 no check this out because we had to go do some promo I thought you was there but then your pitcher stopped no we had to go do some promo we had to go do some promo for a while and out so we hosted a rap battle
Starting point is 00:06:26 right so everywhere we went we had fucking they had to give us wristbands I had wristbands up from my fucking elbow everywhere them shit didn't mean shit I was on 106 in Park shout out to everybody who saw me on 106 in Park I was looking at the girl ass don't act like I'm boring you my name don't I just I just woke
Starting point is 00:06:42 up oh okay well we did that shit we hosted a rap battle which was fucking dope it was me Chico hit man holler conceded Charlie Clips my man Doeboy my man Nick Cannon my man Nick Cannon actually brought out
Starting point is 00:06:57 $100,000. And I got to give him... That was the prize? What the fuck was that? He was going to battle somebody but nobody accepted the challenge. Just to let niggas know he was not on no flex shit,
Starting point is 00:07:07 Nick did actually bring the hundred bands. I can't believe none of you niggas showed up to get bread. That could have been an easy honey stacks if you got it like that. But that nigga actually brought it.
Starting point is 00:07:19 Leave Abraham alone. You do everything? This nigga could barely stay awake. Man, hey. That's their absiniscence. them lean you need to leave it alone man you don't do all that stuff together stop listening to the future
Starting point is 00:07:30 that's what it was man his name Kobe just like a nigga got a flex I don't got to talk about that shit we're gonna talk about flexing in just the goddamn minute in just a minute because we saw a whole lot of this shit we need to know about this 100 stacks why ain't nobody show up to
Starting point is 00:07:49 I don't know Nick said nobody accepted the challenge but he did have the $100,000 cash I was like Oh, my God. Shout out to Nick Cannon. Wait, wait, we got to give a shout out. Wait, wait. Shout out to Nick Cannon anyway
Starting point is 00:08:01 for sending us these dope-ass, incredible headphones. Oh, yeah. Because the nigga on Twitter roasted our fucking headphones so bad, bray. This nigga said, y'all got a funny-ass podcast, but why the fuck y'all got those hearing tests hairphones? Wow.
Starting point is 00:08:16 Nigger said we had the headphones from the public library. He said that's what we were doing. He said, I swear I saw a nigga raise his hand for the beep. So shout out. to that nigga for making us get on our shit I had to reach out to the plug my nigga Nick Cannon
Starting point is 00:08:30 these are incredible my nigga these bitches are fucking amazing they do feel a little bit they are fucking amazing they do feel the other one cut my ear hell yeah they got the little cushions
Starting point is 00:08:39 hello I can hear everybody yeah they not all right see that yeah yeah man so we did that the Prince yeah recap hold on man wait I was gonna
Starting point is 00:08:49 you ain't you ain't let me finish I know all right so we see all the new shout out to all the new little rap niggas man all of who like little everybody look all the little everybody little oozy vert little oozy bird i thought that was three people that's one person what's the what's the nigga little boat little yachtie oh silento did it hold up her bow hold up shout out to did his son justin that niggins he out there thugging in the street he really is cool he
Starting point is 00:09:18 cool his mom he had a restaurant at a young age I don't want nobody to think I said that That little baby's fun. You say that shit, baby, that ain't the type of shit we'd be talking about. No, that's the shit you'd be talking about. Yeah. Right. I think her voice was distinct. Right.
Starting point is 00:09:33 It's a little gravelly, but I thought I want. That's why I step back and like, go and say that shit again. You know what I mean? Like, so them niggins are. I don't want that shit to be under my shit. Then this, like, man, that nigger Lowe's giving niggots too much of a compliment. No, I ain't say all that. This d'clock.
Starting point is 00:09:48 He was flattered. Hey, we ran into my nigga Tyler the creator at him and Jasper out at fucking Roscos. How was that? That nigga, cool. this fuck. You know we had to talk shit with that nigga Tyler for a minute. You can't see Earl? Earl was not there.
Starting point is 00:10:02 Oh, Nick Earl. You know, Domo is actually a cat cousin. Don't know, yeah. Shout out to Dumo Genesis. We got your cousin in her on the boys. He makes a good smoking record. And mastering. The Prince tribute was dope.
Starting point is 00:10:16 They let Sheila E. Get down. She got down. No, Blal was all over to filbation. Hey, Blal got down. and given us extra prince life. Yeah. Where they found Balow, I saw Balow
Starting point is 00:10:29 and they had a meme and he was down on the... He was down and it said when she pretend to be asleep but she lived up to let you slide it in. I was like, come on, man. Tell me y'all saw this meme of Balow.
Starting point is 00:10:41 I know it's seen. I saw the memes. When you take all your hair and you're about to get your soul in, when you're laying in bed next to your nigga and then your scarf come on. Oh, nigger.
Starting point is 00:10:52 They was killing Balow. They were killing Balow. I don't know Well, this the nigger who they had to dig up for the B E.T Awards. You never see this nigga nowhere but the BET Awards. That nigga Maxwell, I believe this nigga lived in a fucking coffin
Starting point is 00:11:06 and he only comes out for the beat. This nigga got to be a vampire. And he doesn't age. This nigga don't age. That nigga come out and sing a song that's 20 years old if it sounded like it came out last night. That shit be beautiful.
Starting point is 00:11:18 That shit be beautiful. It doesn't matter who the fuck dad. What tribute it is That nigga got three songs He's doing them three And that bitch is gonna be beautiful And then he's gonna cry And all the bitch is gonna take their draws off
Starting point is 00:11:32 I'm telling you So you think he just rise up out the coffin Like with his time You damn right That nigga He don't even be woke the rest of the year Until he wake up like the week Before the BET Awards
Starting point is 00:11:43 Be like it is time I'm telling you my nigga Janelle Monet did a prince tribute I saw the ass out With the ass How was that in person? We need, hold up, we need, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, don't say shit. I'm glad she stopped dressing like Bruno Mars.
Starting point is 00:12:00 Hold up, she'd be wearing a lot of better outfits now. Let me get some claps just for Jenae Moen, whatever. Janelle Monet, that's how, that's how, that's how, that's how, that's how, I'm calling her booty from now. Janile Moni, she got that little booty. Hey, what Kevin Gates said, she got that little boo. But who got booty, too, though. She got the little booty, yeah. Erica got a body on a tooth.
Starting point is 00:12:19 She wasn't out of belly belly. Yeah, I love Eric Abadu. You know, she was going to... Janelle Monique, Mo back to that. We're talking about this shit. So you saw that in person. Yeah. Bro, I got the funniest Janelle Monet's story, though.
Starting point is 00:12:32 Before she was Janelle Monet, Monet, Monnet. Who was she? She was Janelle Monnet. Wait. Like, because now she's Janelle Monnet, more name, monet. Uh-huh. But when she was just Janelle Monet. One word, Janelle Monet.
Starting point is 00:12:48 Before she was Monay, Monnet. Okay. When she was just Monet, come on. Come on. bro i used to host this can you remember the club i used to host club sugar no sugar right right up for magic uh city oh yeah yeah yeah so one night we host the show my show over she had her album release party in that her first album i think i remember that i think i left though so that's what i'm saying i hosted janelle molnay first album release part that was my that was my that was my
Starting point is 00:13:13 that was my story i thought it was going to be excited y'all motherfuckers be excited way too much I mean, that's a mountain. Where the Google person at? Pull the picture up. You want to see the ass. That's what I'm here for. Whatever. What else happened?
Starting point is 00:13:28 No. Any of you, who would you give a BET Award? It's good seeing people before they blow. I like that shit. A BETT Awards? This is the 85 South show. Oh, we give the 85 South Awards.
Starting point is 00:13:37 Hold up. Wait a minute. Let's give it a dope-ass intro. Welcome to the 85 South Awards. Okay. Oh. Hey. I'm going to.
Starting point is 00:13:45 There you go right there. There you go. Hold on. In this year's, 43rd annual, 85 South Awards, hosted by Carlos Miller. You motherfucking right. First of all, we're going to start this shit off right. Because there's two niggas that clearly got robbed at the BET Awards this year.
Starting point is 00:14:07 Two people I felt should have been nominated and win awards. So they get the first award? The first award. And what's the award? The first award, I don't know. I want to give it to both of them at the same time, right? Because look, I know for a fact Nika, get it out.
Starting point is 00:14:22 All right. For the most entertaining Instagram page on Instagram, we got to give it to my nigga Plas, first of all. That's true. That's true. First and foremost. He gets it. First and foremost, Plas got the best Instagram page.
Starting point is 00:14:34 That little Ports. Nigger. He doesn't taught all y'all niggas how to make Instagram. When that niggas said, girl, that pussy is too big for me. You need to put some tape or some neo-sparring on that pussy. That shit changed lives, my nigga. Bro, who would it ever thought?
Starting point is 00:14:48 Who would have ever thought to put Neosporing on some pussy? Yeah, Plas did find a new life on Twitter. And then I never, I would never say pussy the same again. It's Purson now. Yeah. I feel like he recreated. That little Purson. That little Puset.
Starting point is 00:15:04 He brought his Caribbean. He got a little hit out of it. He did. Ran off on the, yeah. And he'd get another 85 South Award for a dance of the year, too. Running off on the plug twice wins dance of the year at the 8th South Award. I don't give him a phone. Let's call the award.
Starting point is 00:15:19 Ply's get the goddamn Most Improved This nigga won another one. This nigga won one Four goddamn 85s award. Most improved best flex on Instagram That's one
Starting point is 00:15:30 Because he brought itself back with the Instagram So that can all go in there So best Instagram Yeah, there you go All right, cool And you can give him the dance If you want to
Starting point is 00:15:38 Best Dance He did win Best Dance I don't know if there's any other dance I'm telling you And it really ain't That nigga who had the whipping And Nenay was second But Plas got
Starting point is 00:15:46 That was about two years ago I don't give a word of you too. I don't give a best. fuck this 85 South Awards ain't no time oh hit the folks yeah everybody won't do that though but yeah it's kind of weird though I don't know I ain't seen no old white people hit the folk all I seen is ran off on the plug
Starting point is 00:16:00 twice that's the dance of the year you kiss my whole dick if you disagree my whole dick the whole dick shaft shaft vein all that but some people will argue that's really just the goddamn shouty low how they're gonna argue with my dick in their mouth no I'm saying that's the shoddy low fucking right the female
Starting point is 00:16:18 come back award for the 85 South awards. You already know who that go to. And if you disagree, you'll get shot in your fucking face. Remmy mom. Remmy mom. Remmy. She came back to bed. She's all the way up. What the hell is you talking to?
Starting point is 00:16:31 Hey. Hey. Papples? That's what staying down gets you. That's what stand down gets you. Hey. That's what stand down gets you. That's what stand down gets you. This nigga is the definition of loyalty. Tell the Lord you're never going to take off your hat. This nigga been turning down
Starting point is 00:16:46 pussy for eight years. I don't think you've been turning it down. You crazy as fuck. He said, I'm not taking off this hat and I ain't fucking nobody. Exactly. He got it on the love. Whatever. No, I'm telling you. How much she was in the eight years? Eight years without smashing.
Starting point is 00:17:01 He got the fuck in there. He got the fuck in there. Fuck, yeah. They was married. They got married before or after? After. While she was in there? Yeah, they was getting it in there. He was up in there. They had a little visitation room. I refuse to believe that. Okay, Brady. Check this out. Who would you give the fuck out of here award to?
Starting point is 00:17:17 This nigga talking about Papu Se smashed He's definitely smashed You think you were smashing every Instagram Bitch, anybody that's your problem Anybody give him some He's gonna take it Okay
Starting point is 00:17:31 You ever been to jail? Yes And your nigga dipped in you He was fucking gone That's why she had no faith Exactly She didn't even have no bun If a motherfucker
Starting point is 00:17:41 Stick around He stick around for a reason He got to play Don't nobody be out here in the game Without a plane She didn't even have no bun. She just needed a rat. That nigga told on her.
Starting point is 00:17:51 Hey, I had the dime bag. That cocaine was all her, baby. That's wrong her. All the coke was her, baby. I had a little dime bag, and I smoked to peace. He went to court and told her some shit. They ain't even though. Well, this bitch been laundering money, the whole guy.
Starting point is 00:18:04 She fight dogs. She do fight dogs. They love dogs, but she fight them. Fight Yorkies in the park after dark. I've seen the shit for sale. That's what's right. Who you think should, like, did you agree with the best R&B? Who they got out of here?
Starting point is 00:18:16 No. I'm just the force. She gave you the fuck out of here. Yeah, you wanted to fuck out of here. You definitely want to. Who would way more people to get the fuck out of here? Anybody that killed a nigger this year that was unarmed. Donald Trump, get the fuck out of here.
Starting point is 00:18:28 God damn. Hillary Clinton, get the fuck out of here. Bernie Sanders. Fuck out of here. This is a legend like a pack of starburst without the pink and the red. All the motherfuckers are equally undilicious. I got you right here. Your entire identity has been fabricated.
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Starting point is 00:21:49 or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. This has been the talk of the motherfucking weekend. The double Excel freshman freestyle. Say, did y'all catch any of this? Yo, let me tell you. Hold up. Hold up. Did you catch any of this?
Starting point is 00:22:03 Huh? Did you catch any of these? No, I don't know what they said. That's exactly what I was leading to. Let me tell you now. Timmy, Timmy, turn. It's a smash. It's a song.
Starting point is 00:22:14 It's not a freestyle. I don't know what. the hell he was saying it's not a freestyle no i actually got the lyrics they wrote them down yeah but you can't say it's not a freestyle because a lot of people every year go on there and don't really freestyle but you know what was crazy actually like that's a that's a song okay but nicky went on there a couple years ago and did she do the hook but check this out see you do the verse do the verse i'm fine but don't come up there and yeah but that's his style though that's a style you can't knock niggas now no that's future style that's not his style
Starting point is 00:22:43 What are y'all talking about? That's the first time I heard that shit. We're talking about designer style. He don't have no... Wait a minute. Wait a minute. That's future style. Listen, you take from the...
Starting point is 00:22:53 You take from other people in the end. We got the audio. Hold up. Let's hear you. Even to steal all I got damn jokes. Oh, my gosh. All right. There's enough.
Starting point is 00:23:02 I don't know. That's my song. He said Timmy turn. I'm trying to hear that in the clue. First of all, we're not... What we're not going to do is, we're not going to sit here and act like that shit ain't catchy as a motherfuckering. Man.
Starting point is 00:23:13 We've been. fucking walking around all weekend Timmy, Timmy, Timmer, turn. I hope Timmer turn and get a goddamn burning. You don't know what you're saying. You just saying the melody. So, it sounds good. No, why would I be mad?
Starting point is 00:23:26 I'm just glad that that nigga is doing some shit that's his shit. First of all, I ain't no motherfucking hater, but I don't believe you should come into a rap game. I will get you that. There we go. I don't think you should come in the rap game sounding exactly like another motherfucker. We got one of them, nigga. Now, hey, the only thing I can say
Starting point is 00:23:41 is I respect the creativity. the timmy turned that shit went viral nigger and he's about to capitalize off that shit he did what he's supposed to do now you're supposed to drop the song is already the man to that shit the only thing I knew is panda and I can't tell you one word in that thing I want to you know what on a freestyle
Starting point is 00:23:57 fuck the words I got to the point why I just be like fuck the word I make up my own goddamn words I'd be like diamonds legacy and cameras and benazes and bened drills and pop a pills and fuck a bitch and keep it real and I make up my own goddamn word fuck this shit that actually makes sense
Starting point is 00:24:13 Nigger, what? That actually makes sense. You should just record that? I'm not recording shit. And play that. The rap game too complicated for me, my nigga. How is it too complicated? Are you seeing the shit these things?
Starting point is 00:24:25 Do you know how smart you got to be to make a dumb ass song like that? You got to be smart as hell, maybe. To make a dumb ass. I can't make some shit dumb enough. I'd be in there like, this shit will never be. You got to be one articulum. I wouldn't believe in the shit. First of all, you got to believe the shit good.
Starting point is 00:24:39 I'd be in there like, this some bullshit. And you know that nigga believing it. And then it would never work because I'd be particular. objecting negativity. Like, do you see... Because I do agree because... Do you see how Turner get
Starting point is 00:24:49 when his shit come on? It don't matter what they say it. When that shit come on, that nigga turn it to another... I swear he pop in everything on the bottle. It's like this nigga having a seizure of so shit. He believed in that shit. It kept going.
Starting point is 00:25:03 Bad for his health. That's conviction. This nigga is killing itself. Nick, I wish artists still went that hard. Nigger throw up. He wanted to go. I agree. He threw some ice on Lou Wayne.
Starting point is 00:25:13 That nigga went home. home. This nigga designer threw up and performed the song three more times. That's dedication, man. Whoever was that hype? Beyonce, that bitch fell down a flight of stairs.
Starting point is 00:25:26 Never was that hype. Nigger, Beyonce fell down, and that shit was so smooth. You thought it was in the show. But Beyonce did that shit. She got caught that fan and that shit was smooth. Nigger. Her hair got called the fan.
Starting point is 00:25:37 Okay, so why he can't throw up and keep singing. With her eyes. that's that been set there and kept singing and said get this shit out the fan exactly with her face exactly shout out to my nigga chris brown chris brown chris brown bris bris bris bris bris bris bris bris bris brown wins an 85 south award because that nay can fight real good they always talk about how chris brown beat somebody up but you'll never hear about nobody whooping chris brown ass we got to acknowledge this nigger fighting skills chris brown been winning fights for the last goddamn
Starting point is 00:26:11 damn seven years. This nigga that beat up everybody. Why won't nobody say that shit? Even hands is official? It's not them hands. That nigga got body movements.
Starting point is 00:26:18 This nigga fight and whoop your ass and be dancing. Is either the hands as official or he sneak you? This nigga. Because he only beat up people that's close to him. Don't hang around Chris Brown.
Starting point is 00:26:27 He's going to beat the shit out you. He's going to sneak you. Because you know if you're going to fight somebody like. No. You know what? He beat up his manager. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:26:34 I was just about to say the shit. Hey, when we got a problem. Fuck that. That nigga got a problem with authority. You don't fucking tell Chris Brown What did you hire him Because he didn't hire you to tell him What the fuck to do
Starting point is 00:26:47 You hired to work for me Don't be trying to run shit Managing in there trying to manage Fuck you gonna manage You're the manager You don't manage me You manage the stuff Yeah but you don't know what was going on
Starting point is 00:26:58 Behind closed doors That thing could have been passed out He probably was missing shit He was supposed to be at I'm not in a position In my life to question Anything Chris Brown is doing I just said a manager of Chris Brown
Starting point is 00:27:09 It probably has to act like daddy just to give him about the bed you can't well don't you don't have to Chris Brown might you up you're the third Lee I'm first Lee shout out to Chris Brown for whooping all them niggas ass security guards niggas who stand in front of doors that nigga whooped uh valet he got into it with some crips that nigger then fault everybody he got it to him with some cribs yeah guess what he got it to it with some that was a dance battle on Instagram though them niggas had a nigger you saw birdman at the beatty awards with motherfucking Hallibir I mean what's
Starting point is 00:27:41 The Brackston, Tony Brackston? I always got them too confused. They got the same ass. If you ever see the ass, Halliberry and Tony Brasson got the exact same ass. I'd have to disagree. I don't know about that, bro. Okay.
Starting point is 00:27:53 We'll do research. We'll research. I did, man. You do yours. I know what storm ass look like. Shout out to Birdman. I've seen sword fish. People want Birdman to take an L so fucking bad, but it's impossible.
Starting point is 00:28:05 It's not going to happen. It's not going to happen. The nigger sleeps on a million dollars. Anything that that that nigger do, it don't matter how fucking crazy or coonish it looked once you look back at the shit at retrospect you still can't do but he don't have he don't he don't have his son and he keep reminding you that because he keeps saying that's my son he misses son we played the game i let him win because that's my son exactly that's my son we know what that let you know but that's my son that bird man got a heart bro
Starting point is 00:28:33 they as we got beef i say that's my son you can't be out here heartless is that hot outside that's alcohol on him in front of everybody at live. Well, you know, sometimes you and your daddy fight. Well, maybe, I don't know. But that's my son. And you started
Starting point is 00:28:50 one interview, he just kept saying this shit. That's my son. Like, that's not the answer for everything, bro. It is. And with a bad for him at, that's my son. This way? Fuck out of here.
Starting point is 00:29:01 I don't know, man. Birdman, do get that money, man. He told y'all niggas 16 years ago. I know you remember. Let Wayne make an album, though. Go ahead. all that. Let Wayne make the album. Hey, my nigga, I'm about to tell you
Starting point is 00:29:12 what it was. How this shit was playing 20 years ago, nigga. Birdman told y'all, niggas. When 2000 come, it's all about Wayne. You don't remember that shit? Yeah. So now it's not 2000. Shit, niggas is all about Wayne. Every time he do an interview, what he's say. No,
Starting point is 00:29:28 but I'm saying, he won't let him make the album. He was supposed to come back in. Nick, the album is made. I forgot that line. I'm sorry. I'm going to go ahead. I look. I know. I know what he wants. I know what he wants. I know what he won't. I know what I can. I couldn't pull it. You're scared to say it.
Starting point is 00:29:40 You know, we know the nigger. I put it out there. This is 85 South Shore. I don't get a fool. The album done. Birdman just don't like skateboarding. That's what it is. He's tired of this shit.
Starting point is 00:29:50 He don't like none of Wayne's outfits. He don't like none of them little pants. You should have said how he had to do it. When he told him about truck fit, he threw a fit. He threw a fucking fit. You know what it is? It's embarrassing, bro. He's mad to his son going through a phase.
Starting point is 00:30:04 He can't accept him right now. He's like, We said, we got too much money for this bullshit. That them shoes cost $54, boy. This is coming from the same person. His entire face is tattooed. But that's my son. But that's his son, though. That's his son, man.
Starting point is 00:30:18 Digger, you got a star on the top of your head. Hey, plus some respect on his tattoo. I ain't putting respect on none of that. That's not really tattoo. It's a coofy. A lot of people don't know that. He can snatch it off at any time he wants to. Okay.
Starting point is 00:30:31 People don't know that, man. A lot of people don't know that. Put your tattoos on. The camera's coming. Oh, oh, hold on. You're going to get us beat up, my name. he gonna pull up on this bro these niggas be listening to the show
Starting point is 00:30:42 bro hey tell him not to pull up on me man don't pull up on clayton he's just joking man he trying to get his life together man he third lead on the 85 because if he pull up on me you know what I'm gonna say we gotta we gotta do another nomination that's what you're gonna say then they're gonna whip your ass like of your dad
Starting point is 00:30:59 I know that's why I don't want him to pull up on me 85 South show Best movie award this year this year I ain't even to know Oh, come on, you, that's easy, nigga. We're giving that straight out of Compton. Oh, yeah, that did come out this year.
Starting point is 00:31:14 Hell, yeah. Okay. I'm waiting on this goddamn, I can turn it by I pick to come out. No, I'm trying to see, um, the new edition flick. Hell, yeah. My nigga, D.C. in there, bitch. It's going to be lit. Shout out to D.C.
Starting point is 00:31:25 He and that motherfucker fucking. They got a Tupac movie coming out. Who movie never coming out? Oh, nigger. Jaroos. Jaroos. I got five on it, the motion picture. You know what?
Starting point is 00:31:38 actually had a script, but she would be good. Nobody picked the shit up. Who ain't never coming out with a movie? Who ain't never coming out with a movie? That nigga who had that son. What's the name of the story going to be? Sideburned. What's the name of the movie going to be?
Starting point is 00:31:52 Sideburned by the industry. I don't think Nelly movie ever coming out. I like it, Shanti, though. Shanti bad now. She's still, yeah, okay. I don't think the movie going to come out. Nelly ain't moving? What's it going to be called?
Starting point is 00:32:05 Country Grandma. The movie. The story of... That should be just like hustling from. The story of a St. Lutheran shit. They can't get the nigger with the master sign off.
Starting point is 00:32:16 Slow down, won't sign his rights over. No, fuck that. I know I was just the dancer, but I made that group. I was the heart. Hey, when Master P movie come out,
Starting point is 00:32:26 it's going to be 20 goddamn movies come out after the, after the no limit movie come out, it's going to be a no limit movie movie. If not going to be no limit movie, that move, that Mr. Servon movie going to do numbers. So, Massa B, got a movie, though.
Starting point is 00:32:39 That's coming out. That's going to happen. Why? You don't want to see the Master P's story? No, thank you. I'm still about it. Would you see the cash money story? Yes, I would, actually.
Starting point is 00:32:49 Okay, I see the cash money. What about Rough Riders? I definitely don't see that shit. I see that. Dogs and motorcycles? That shit feels like that being like that. That shit going to be a long-aird-off the screen. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:33:01 Try to get over by Jesse Williams. You shit, black folks. Speaking of Jesse Williams, we've got to give Jesse Williams the real-nigger award for saying. And they're real-ass shit. Hey, man, he's the best Jesse. Fuck Jesse Jackson. Hey, Jesse Williams.
Starting point is 00:33:11 If I get Trump called Jesse Williams, man, fuck Jesse Jake. No, still call him fucking Ray. Because Jesse get you out of shit. Damn right. Jesse Williams got the real-nigger award. Did you see when he was making the speech and somebody yelled down? You're a real nigga, Jesse. He wanted to say something.
Starting point is 00:33:27 He was like, yeah. He acknowledged the shit. So that's why we gave it to him on the 85 South War. Not that we were being rude and shit. You were there. You were there. You were there. But he heard the shit.
Starting point is 00:33:36 You were there. But he gave the nigger to look like, my nigga. Like, you know what I mean? Like, yeah. I saw Jamie Fox's the face. He was watching him. He was like, this nigger should run for president. That's what I saw his mouth say.
Starting point is 00:33:48 If you watch the clip, look back at the mouth. Jamie Fogg did have it in his face. Like, man, I should have said some shit like that. I was going to say that. Bro, you saw how everybody was like, damn, I should have been saying some real shit. That's, that's dope, though, man. I hope everybody says. Hey, what if everybody just started saying real shit?
Starting point is 00:34:06 But then some people are going to say. the wrong shit, they're going to make sense. Who? Who you think going to say some real wrong shit first? Probably me. Yeah, I think you just say it's a wrong shit a few times a day. Hey, she can say it. I'm going to call child services on her after. I don't know what's going on in
Starting point is 00:34:21 their life, but I know the kids. I don't have any kids. The kids in the car right now. The kids in the car. They ran out of Caprice. You know, he's trying to get on me. We got one pack of guns. I don't know where she's going to be. I don't know where she's going to get on you. I'm trying to get you some air time. I'm sorry. I'm a cat wound. all right
Starting point is 00:34:38 look man let this just talk see let that flow off because that's what we do if you had to give your own Jesse William's speech what would it sound like if I had to give
Starting point is 00:34:47 a Jesse Williams speech yeah all right hold look let me get Kat to give you some like some pimped out like classic music for the background and shit
Starting point is 00:34:53 you're gonna get one too sure why not everybody we're gonna give a civil who's gonna start it off I don't know who's gonna start it off all right
Starting point is 00:35:01 all right play the shit you got some background you got some background you got none of that inauguration music Not that, Nicky, that's two niggers.
Starting point is 00:35:10 Tell that shit that shit. Really? Really? No, that's where my speech would start right there. This is the shit I'm talking about. I come up here. Bad do-do-do-do. Fuck y'all.
Starting point is 00:35:20 Y'all think it's all sweet, and that's what the fuck it is. You know what? Yes, we'd be mad at y'all. We'd be pissed off. Talk to them. But you know what? Our hate is Little League hate.
Starting point is 00:35:31 Y'all are professional haters. Y'all have meetings. That's right, goddamn. You have some goddamn meetings for how much we don't like y'all? We ain't got no uniform Walk around Oh, your laces ain't tied up You must not really hate niggas
Starting point is 00:35:43 Fuck y'all We don't have to do all that shit Tell them about that black on black crime shit We got to start at the bottom already We ain't got time just be hating Unnecessarily going to meetings and shit But what about black on black crime Shit, it's white on white crime too
Starting point is 00:35:56 Y'all be fucking each other up all the time Well maybe they should pull their pants up If you ain't fucking each other up You're letting animals fuck you up That's one thing Get them animals off your ass It's because they come from A single parent homes.
Starting point is 00:36:07 Stop a doctor little black kids from Africa. You don't know. He might be a child soldier. He's going to wake up in the middle of the night and choke the shit out your ass. I'm not a doctor. You're going to be fucked up. We don't need your help. We're going to help ourselves.
Starting point is 00:36:19 What we're going to do? Got them get some new shit. How? A bunch of shit. I'm going to man some musso on y'all ass. I swear to God. So we're going to put the money back in gold? All the gold.
Starting point is 00:36:29 Go, everything. I already talked to T-Pang. He's going to let me get that big-ass tray. I talk to him. You and your. young Jack still working on some shit? Look, and also, I just want to say this, too. Your entire identity has been fabricated.
Starting point is 00:36:45 Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace. You discover the depths of your mother's illness the way it has echoed and reverberated throughout your life, impacting your very legacy. Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro. And these are just a few of the profound and powerful stories I'll be mining on our 12th season of Family Security. With over 37 million downloads, we continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories.
Starting point is 00:37:16 I can't wait to share 10 powerful new episodes with you, stories of tangled up identities, concealed truths, and the way in which family secrets almost always need to be told. I hope you'll join me and my extraordinary guests for this new season of Family Secrets. Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Adventure should never come with a pause button. Remember the movie pass era? Where you could watch all the movies you wanted for just $9? It made zero cents, and I could not stop thinking about it. I'm Bridget Todd, host of the tech podcast, there are no girls on the internet.
Starting point is 00:37:57 On this new season, I'm talking to the innovators who are left out of the tech headlines. like the visionary behind a movie pass, Black founder Stacey Spikes, who was pushed out of movie pass the company that he founded. His story is wild and it's currently the subject of a juicy new HBO documentary.
Starting point is 00:38:13 We dive into how culture connects us. When you go to France, or you go to England, or you go to Hong Kong, those kids are wearing Jordans, they're wearing Kobe's shirt, they're watching Black Panther. And the challenges of being a black founder.
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Starting point is 00:38:49 the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all. Childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health struggles, and more, and found the shrimp to make it to the other side. My dad was shot and killed in his house. Yes, he was a drug dealer.
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Starting point is 00:39:55 We got to kick it more often. Say something. For real. The racism is real. It's going to keep happening. But you got to work on it. You got to kick it with people different than you. White people.
Starting point is 00:40:05 Kick it with your black friends. Do some BPA. Black people. Do some WPA. For real. Go try some new shit. Black people, go make some pottery. Pottery?
Starting point is 00:40:17 Yeah. You ain't never did it before? You don't know what I've done. You might like it. Black people, y'all come on. Y'all like to do marathons. Come on with us. Go to church.
Starting point is 00:40:25 Be in church for seven hours with no AC. Yeah, you could do hot yoga. You've been held hostage by Jesus. Come on to him. That's a real workout. A little church fan, no AC. But y'all, yeah, I want to run marathons. Anybody can run around all day.
Starting point is 00:40:39 That ain't shit. Come where we be. Come with me. Do black people extreme sports. Get in the car with me. No license, no registration. Right. One headlight out.
Starting point is 00:40:48 Yeah. Yeah. What would you say to all than they says, man? Who say that the black lives don't matter? Oh, well, first of all, you don't care. If you say all lives matter, Y'all only saying this shit because you don't want to draw attention to the fact that black people get treated a lot differently. Every time something happened, they want you to look over there.
Starting point is 00:41:08 They want you to look the other way. All lives matter. Don't look over here. All lives matter. Yeah, but all lives ain't being snatched. All lives ain't the ones being fucked up. All lives ain't. You better quit saying this real shit before they shut out.
Starting point is 00:41:21 Show that. All right. Who is this white man coming in? I'm sorry. It's probably my daddy. Oh, shit. You're that in a white man? See that?
Starting point is 00:41:28 I knew. See, that's a problem. What you're trying to say? That's a problem. I didn't say shit. Your white dude is the man. The man. Actually, my daddy is the coolest old white person you ever meet. Real? Shout out to your dad. What are you doing? I'm glad he made you. We don't really know a lot about her.
Starting point is 00:41:42 Shout out a big show. We don't really know a whole lot about her. That's what we're going to try to figure out now. She mixed up. You should get a Jesse Williams speech because you got the perspective. Do you have a perspective? My perspective is we should just all get along. Why y'all can be nice?
Starting point is 00:41:55 Yeah, that's the white person. That's the white person. White person. Yeah, yeah. White just, why, why? You know, like yogurt? I love yogurt. We should just eat yogurt with toppings.
Starting point is 00:42:06 If we eat toppings in our yogurt, then we'll all be happy. Let's all roll up, smoke one, and be happy. No. Should we keep her on the show? I don't know, man. Let's interview. Let's interview her and see. Because I don't know this motherfucker, man.
Starting point is 00:42:21 You, you, I thought you did. I thought you did. She just had a strong reference. She had two rhymes that was strong up front. Then she just ran out a catchphrase. I'm trying to figure out why her first name is the last name. I thought she was going to be full of them. I was like, okay, let me see it.
Starting point is 00:42:35 Now she's out of him. Ain't shit rhymes. Nick, because you're born. I'm about to fall asleep. And shit rhymes since the jump. She came in. I'm Brady and I eat all the gravy or whatever she said. I don't know, man.
Starting point is 00:42:44 She came in saying some shit, man, because I call plays any day. Now, she's out. She ran out. She only had three. You should have spaced them out. You stupid. Shouldn't have used them all up front because that. You sure you want to.
Starting point is 00:42:58 I told you, this ain't really shit. I'm telling you, it's hard to keep this motherfucking job. Every time we bring some people around, they get roasted. We don't, we talk shit. I don't mind. It's cool. Man, look at what we're doing. She does. This nigga came in here with no haircut. I'm good.
Starting point is 00:43:13 I don't know. I ain't never got a haircut. That's good luck when I come to this. Yeah, but you got a head on, though. You can check all 30 episodes. You got a haircut. That's the fucked up, part. I do not. This is unnatural. You got a haircut.
Starting point is 00:43:28 Hey, welcome to the 85 South, so what, anybody can get it. She came in with his shit. I ain't mad at it. They hit your shit with a sponge. I ain't mad. Let me see. Let me see what she from. This nigga fucking up the interview.
Starting point is 00:43:40 What are you from, Brady? I'm from Miami. You know the sponge. If you got, hey, what is wrong with you? Every basketball player got the sponge haircut. What's wrong with this thing? You got the sponge? I just took my little problem.
Starting point is 00:43:56 That's the sponge. Leave this little name. This little nigga been mad two hours. I didn't even, that's the first thing I'd have said to him. Hey, my, look, all the little niggas be mad about other shit. That's what I said. And you want to carry it around all time. It ain't my fault.
Starting point is 00:44:10 Y'all don't know how to deal with your emotion. I don't get mad. Look, watch a sad movie. Crap. Do something, Nick. Let it out. Punch the wall at the house. Let it out.
Starting point is 00:44:18 Your eyes look better than yours. Nigger. You wait until you ready to shoot up to school. Chill out. We don't do that. For real, black folks, we don't do that. shoot up to school. Why y'all fuck with this d'n't, man? I don't even know him.
Starting point is 00:44:32 I don't know him either. Don't get me started. Welcome to the 80-5 South-so. Don't advise me no more if you don't want me to talk shit. You don't want me to talk shit? I ain't coming. That's all I'm coming. That's all I'm bringing. Every time goddamn. What's your name? Give me a rhyme, girl. What's one? Every time you see me in the bitch,
Starting point is 00:44:50 I'm talking shit. What's one? Give me one. Give me one. Hey. This nigger, retarded. Scratch your batch when an inch. The fuck is you talking about.
Starting point is 00:45:08 And I'm going to tell you another motherfucker thing. Don't stick your fingers where your fingers don't go. What? What hell are you talking about, man? That was fun. Shut up, Abraham. Abraham just had to get down. See, that's what I'm talking about. See, when you open up, that shit felt good. I didn't know that one for the whole, baby.
Starting point is 00:45:27 That's just to see him. You're a sin and talking. I know. Old folk talk. Oh, man. I hate you so much. That's why I wear my brothers right now. Why do you say old because he drank a Coke, though?
Starting point is 00:45:36 It wasn't even the campaign, free coke. He smoked cigarettes. You don't smoke cigarettes. Niggott's, how long have you known? He don't smoke a cigarette. He looked like his lips black. He said he looked like that. That's where I'd be pulling out.
Starting point is 00:45:48 I don't want a son like this, nigga. I can tell. That's why I try to stay in my son. Hey, man. My dad's in my life with you talking about. I can't see that. I could not see your father. letting you walk around with your hat like that.
Starting point is 00:45:59 I wouldn't do it. See, what happened was... No. No. Take your hat off. Just take your hat off. Take your hat off. Take your hat off. No. Why not? No. No. No. No hair line? No.
Starting point is 00:46:12 He's dead, though. Everybody knows that. At least you admitted it. No. What'd you think are going to happen to you? Exactly. Talk to him. You act like, you must plan on dying.
Starting point is 00:46:23 Your shit's going to be gone to, one. Your shit going to be gone. Like he's been sitting on some heat Oh my god He wants the heat Hold up wait The heat is under here Get the fuck out of it
Starting point is 00:46:36 Hey it's coming for you Whatever you think old All that shit Y'all don't that old nigga shit You're gonna be sipping the coke talking about I remember what I told the nigga He was old Two years later
Starting point is 00:46:49 All my teeth fell out Yeah you're gonna be fucked up This is the 85 South show Well we got kids this nigga Hey That's lame You still drinking that coat I know
Starting point is 00:46:58 don't bring him back this motherfucker on the cleanse this motherfucker drink a lemonade with ginger in it what you drink what you drink huh water juice whatever the fuck I feel like drinking I'm grown liquor what you drink this is a public
Starting point is 00:47:15 service that's what the kind of shit y'all on what you treat this nigga drink Sprite oh my god all last nigga drank of Sprite we only drink siura miss everybody don't y'all be roasting about the wrong shit These motherfuckers focus on the road She's this nigga eat regular Cheetos Hold up
Starting point is 00:47:32 Hey, stay in your kids' life Well, condoms I talk shit That's all like that Hey man What I'm a real shit I just try to ask him for the fourth time Real shit
Starting point is 00:47:42 Give Abraham some advice My nigga Give him some advice What you want to know? He's 15, bro Tell him some real shit What do you want to know What do you want to know how to do
Starting point is 00:47:51 Because whatever I can tell you I can give you some random advice For real Ask him some this nigga What's something you want to learn how to do? Well, okay. And if I can point you in that direction, I will. If I can't, I'm just going to say, hell no.
Starting point is 00:48:03 You know, you are in Atlanta. I know some scammers I can hook you up with. No, we're trying to help this. I'm a millionaire. I'm legit. No. See, that's what I'm talking about. See, that's a good jumping off point.
Starting point is 00:48:12 See? Now, you need some advice. I can give you that. Stop drinking coke. Stop smoking cigarettes. Stop using your mama car. Pay your light bill. Pay your phone bill.
Starting point is 00:48:24 Take the hat off. some of them was fillers you had three good ones you only needed those three that's comedy the rule of threes that's your advice right there it wouldn't even be fair it wouldn't even be fair because it's like the shit I'm gonna say going to really in fact it's gonna fuck your whole rest of your life for
Starting point is 00:48:40 don't let them do it man I don't do that because you know how I get why I get the same and then people get the questioning like nigga I should just take all these pills come on don't don't do that that's not fair you let him roast me don't do that who who roasted you
Starting point is 00:48:54 you still here you ain't get roasted you Like, you're so light skin. You steal roses. You light skin. Same color of banana pudding. This shit. I ain't never been at 85 South Show with a Simpson character. Who?
Starting point is 00:49:07 Stop. Fuck. It's near Flanders' wife. I'm not bad because the shit is funny. Okay. That shit, wow. Shout out to Miami. They just ran in this drug dealer house in Miami and found $24 million in cash, nigga.
Starting point is 00:49:24 Did you see this shit? What? Y'all niggas ain't paying attention, man. They ran in the nigger crib and found $24 million in cash, my nigga. Which niggins? Some nigger, I don't know. He had to be a Spanish man. I hope you don't know him.
Starting point is 00:49:40 We still, we couldn't do it. They start. He started roasting you in. We got a question for Brady. Hey. Who are you? My name's BD. 85 South. My question for you.
Starting point is 00:49:56 you drums or flats flats niggins okay that was a real old question hey I better be hot with let me pep on top I really appreciate you as to tell just by that she knows a few scammers in the city maybe she said that that was real answer
Starting point is 00:50:15 I won't deny that you're all right you decent people you should deny that like it isn't really a whole lot of shit we got to ask you after that radio what's your availability you got a real job what you do i'm a songwriter you ain't got no job i do i fucking ain't got no job i got a job i style people all day long oh you a stylist too yeah but i moved here for music okay yeah all right so you in the music industry yeah that's what you got bread unfortunately you're writing them
Starting point is 00:50:47 heads you know all right cool we'll play your shit on the 85 south show which you yeah right right they need a they need a thing song too we do yeah We kind of got one. Play that shit, cat. You got the theme song? No, that's the intro song. Yeah, that's the theme song. Oh, that's the same theme, bro.
Starting point is 00:51:04 No, you need to exit. No, nigga, I like the going out song. No, nigga, I like them horns on. Incredible Hulk don't come on with the same song to start with? It's not Incredible Hulk. What show is going on this shit, bro? Shows, shows, I ain't got song, no. Look at that shit.
Starting point is 00:51:18 That's the same. Trumpets. Trumpets. Trumpets, Trumpets. All right, turn it off. All right, cool. These one of him jealous, man. Been up here how many fucking times
Starting point is 00:51:26 You go play the shit Yeah, nigga You're like Bye, bye, bye Wait, wait till he said Yeah, wait till he said Yeah, that's the point We're out of here, man
Starting point is 00:51:34 That's why you're the third league That shit, don't You know, I'm the third Because I talk that shit You're the third league They don't want you to be See, they can't have me Down here every time
Starting point is 00:51:42 Nick, what's your social media, man? Every time, man, whatever I don't know You don't know What, for Farmersonly.com? No, for all your shit Eggplant That's my, uh, what?
Starting point is 00:51:52 Nick, what are you on? You on a molly? I didn't ask you this shit. Who does Molly? I've told you. Clayton English on everything. Clayton English or everything. Don't nobody do that no more.
Starting point is 00:52:02 They stop making it. What's this sign language? Just say the shit. I don't know. Do you have social media? Yes, I do. Follow Abraham. It's at Brady is music.
Starting point is 00:52:10 That is dope. It is the is with a Z? Everything is at Brady's music. Is it regular ears or is the Z? No, I spell like a normal person. Y'all is just retarded. Ain't that wrong with the Z? All the people out there with the Z and that shit.
Starting point is 00:52:24 What the fuck you've been up to? man doing shows don't ask me this every time I'm gonna have to you're just gonna keep asking me this every time it's not me who you want to know before I came here it is not me this week I'm coming back you don't know how fucking petty the 85 South show listeners are right back who literally
Starting point is 00:52:41 comment why that nigga ain't ask Clayton what he been doing I'll bullshit you not say don't you read the comments that's what they be saying no okay Connecticut you let me tell you why the show ain't blow up yet because motherfuckers actually like it Like all the comments be good. We don't get no haters.
Starting point is 00:52:57 No hate to be like, nigger. This shit is amazing. Well, you know what? I think you're just hitting who it need to hit. You're fucking right. Because I always shout out who to show for this podcast is for the people who collect all the little soaps and make one big soap and be smelling fresh than the motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:53:12 Like, that's the niggins. With Lever 2000. Nigger with some dove on the top. With the soap ball with a ball of black soap on the bottom? It's for all my niggas who got house shoes that you can't wear outside because the bottom gone. That's who listened to the 85 South show, my name. Auto holds a red bottoms and no taps.
Starting point is 00:53:33 Hell yeah. This podcast is for bitches who don't take pictures with other people because you know they ain't going to put the right filter on your shit. This is the people who put on whatever shoes by the door to help their mama go get the grocery. Motherfucking right, nigga outside with some paint house slippers. This podcast is for the women who look at you when you eat the pussy.
Starting point is 00:53:57 They just look at you the whole time like they don't trust you with it. That's me, nigga. She looked at you. He better not steal none of my pussy. I'm going to look at him in this stuff. Turn her head. Fucking right.
Starting point is 00:54:11 Who else is it for? You know who is for, man. This podcast right here is for niggas who ain't got a rab but standing outside like they wait in on one. That's who we're talking to today, bro. This is for the scammers that go to places that ain't shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:24 Fuck you doing it rainbow and family dollars This podcast is for bitches Who don't wore the same bra three times already You ain't even trying to switch it up Got two more days left What color is? Brown now This podcast is for all the women
Starting point is 00:54:41 Who don't have a lot of panties Because you're on the go You just buy them as your niggas Okay but what if you just don't wear panties? Thank you I was talking to them too We shot at them out on the last episode They're her
Starting point is 00:54:52 This podcast is for bitches too No, this podcast is for all the bitches who don't have no tissue in the bathroom. You got to ask for it. No, uh-uh. Who is these bitches? Bro, they listen to this show. I've been over the house. Hey, don't have no, don't, don't, don't, I ain't been to be over your house.
Starting point is 00:55:07 You ain't got no supplies. Just basic shit. You ain't got no supplies. What is, no, no. You don't know who listened to this show. I know my demographic, my name. You talk about people that want to ration out the toilet paper? Yes.
Starting point is 00:55:20 Make you come see them? I'm talking about, sociopath is that. I'm talking about them. petty-ass roommates. They got to ask for me. Fuck out of here. What are you? I'm talking about the petty roommates who got more food in their room and in the kitchen.
Starting point is 00:55:33 Hey! Somebody bring me the story, baby? Hey! Anybody out there? And they ask you some shit like, you shit? No, just bring the tissue. Ain't nobody shit. My nose running.
Starting point is 00:55:47 Just bring the damn tissue. Hey. I got to sneeze. Oh, that's horrible. But that's who it is, man. They're out there. We're about to get the fuck up out of here. Any of the last words you want to say?
Starting point is 00:56:00 No, man. Last regrets. No. I don't regret. Anything you want to say, Brady? Don't bring me bad with him. No, you're not bringing you back, period. That's good.
Starting point is 00:56:10 We still don't know how you got in here. Because I'm cool like that. Nobody knows you. I mean, we're checking her for a while when she leave. We don't. How the fuck you know? Even her friend is laughing. Her friend, the one that brought her, like, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:56:24 She was my Uber driver. She just came in with me. She's cool. Nobody knows her, but it's cool, Brady. Give us one more rhyme just before you get out of here. Before you get out of here, give us one more rhyme. If you can survive being on the show with him, then you definitely can survive being on Oh, that shit don't bother me because you can check my bank account, baby.
Starting point is 00:56:43 You don't got to know me. That ain't rhyme. It ain't have to rhyme. That ain't bothered me, but you know what? Ain't nobody going to father me. Hello, I ain't nobody's son. Boom. I'm better at it.
Starting point is 00:56:54 than you. That's what I'm saying. Right now, I'm better at it than you. You came in with your stick. Okay, but you're a comedian. That's my shit now. I'm not. I'm not a comedian. I do all rhyme shit. Hit him with a rhyme, Clayton. Oh, man. One more time, I got two rhymes. And Sprite is made out of lemon limes.
Starting point is 00:57:10 Ooh. What else you got? Abraham with God damn. You need to sit down and be a man. Watch batteries in your ear. Watch batteries that you're too near. Leave this nigger alone.
Starting point is 00:57:26 You're a cornball. Hey, man. You're a cornball. To all the people listening to the 85 South Show. You need to make it rapping how they rap now. Wait, we're trying to set up this GoFundMe for everyone. Oh, my life I did. Look, we're trying to set up a GoFundee.
Starting point is 00:57:40 Take that hat on. This nigga wants to go to college, man. He won't want to go to college. College, go to FMU. I went there. They take everybody. Go. There you go.
Starting point is 00:57:49 Clearly. Apply. Go. Hey, be on the lookout for the link. It's great. It's a HBCU. We're sending this thing to college. I owe money.
Starting point is 00:57:55 I got you. We're trying to raise like $12. Apply now. That'll let you go right now. As long as you got the money, go ahead. Go. I'm telling you. What you're waiting for?
Starting point is 00:58:03 He said he had to go. He said he was a million. Pull your phone out. Be smart. Google it. You went to ITT Tech. I went to Fam U. I just told you where I went, man.
Starting point is 00:58:12 You can only relate the shit you saw on TV. Stop staying up so late. You don't need to be up that late. You need to be sleep. That's why you got bags on your eyes. He up late night with the ITT Tech commercial. You know what? I'm just going to drop out and be like him
Starting point is 00:58:24 and talk to people in the parking lot about going to college why they ain't never in school all them commercials why they never in school they always in the middle of a busy highway or some shit. You want to go to school? You know!
Starting point is 00:58:39 Hey, you want to learn to be a nurse. It's part of a commercial. How about when the one black girl that was had just walked in the class room and grabbed the teacher? This is like my second mom, dear. It's like my second mom. That was cool.
Starting point is 00:58:54 You haven't gone here in five years, Lisa. I know. Let me get everybody's social media. What's your social media, Abraham? You want to see more of this? You want to see more of this? They listen to you. Take about to see you, man.
Starting point is 00:59:09 You want to see this. You can follow me on IZ at 3Naz.1. You'll add me on Snapchat because that's where the comedian, you know, me. bank grow bankroll underscore nats you're a comedian that too I've been a comedian oh okay I ain't know that
Starting point is 00:59:28 well damn I would have treated you different I would have talked way more shit to you I thought you was a regular young man I thought you was a regular young man too I didn't even know you No I'm irregular I'm irregular I'm irregular
Starting point is 00:59:40 yeah so you don't even know what that word mean Google it there you go you got a smartphone Hey that's what Google's for So you dropped all your social shit What's your was Brady At Brady is music At Brady is music
Starting point is 00:59:53 You coming back You enjoy yourself Sure, I had a good time Y'all are funny We appreciate you Oh yeah Your insight And stay tuned to next
Starting point is 01:00:01 Hey when you say You say y'all late He cut his mic off Turn tomorrow He ain't gonna even be on next episode Now he wants to be talking Now you're chatting Hey y'all stay tuned
Starting point is 01:00:09 We got some more heat About to come You're gonna stay tuned To make Knick your mic is cut Okay yeah Hey that's what it is It's gonna be
Starting point is 01:00:17 D.C. Youngthralin Abraham Yeah he's gonna be They're going to be dope It's going to be brazen I ain't know it was a comedian That's what's up That's why we He's a cool young nigga
Starting point is 01:00:28 Well that's what's up I want him to make it I like to see everybody Hey shout out to Abraham Give Abraham some claps Man give him the claps Give it up a grader too I know I talk a lot of shit
Starting point is 01:00:36 But I really want to see y'all do great Yeah man Do better than you do it now Really that's all I want to see I'm already great I'm just Hell yeah Clayton came in here
Starting point is 01:00:45 I love fucking braid out We ain't gonna never find You wanna hold something Cause you like you We ain't gonna never find Nobody else to co-host the guy. What you got? What you got to home?
Starting point is 01:00:53 You need some. Cool. Yeah, let me get that about it. I got your car. Let's going straight to wood. A hundred grand? Because you got a hundred grand. We need to talk about investment.
Starting point is 01:01:02 All right, then. Y'all stay tuned. This shit gonna get good in three weeks. Check back in three weeks. All right, man. This is the 85 South Show, and we are out this bitch. 85. 85.
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