The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The 85 South Show @The Nashville Comedy Festival Show 1 | Ep. 179

Episode Date: April 19, 2019

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Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, what's up, Nashville? No, fuck that. This is the 85 South show. I said, what's up, Nashville? Man, we got some young legends in the house tonight, y'all. How many of y'all watch the show on YouTube? All right, I'm gonna need some energy y'all.

Act like you at the Indy Fy South Show. We're about to have a great time. You guys are witnessing history right now. You are seeing the next Kings of Comedy right now. Make sure you go on YouTube and subscribe. You guys are witnessing history tonight. Guess what? I got Chico Bean in the house tonight, y'all.

And from the upcoming news, movie. How High 2. Drop in April 20th, 420. We got D.C. Yump fly in the house tonight, y'all. We gonna need more energy than that, y'all. We didn't come down here for that. I brought the Sensei with me. Ladies, Carlos Miller is in the building tonight, y'all. You guys ready to get the show started? I'm gonna need everybody clapping. Start clapping right now. Start clapping right now. And give it up for the next Kings of Comedy, the 85-stop show! Wake the fuck up in Nashville You better wake the fuck up in Nashville

Wake the fuck up, y'all sleep, get up, nigger Shit ain't need no stupid ass, what? Yeah, this is beautiful Nashville, what's up y'all? What's heavy, eh, man? Yeah, we need more energy in that, Nashville, what's going on? As you can see, we got our shirts tucked in for Tiger Woods. You got a shirt for Tiger. You gotta tug it for Tiger.

You gotta tug it for Tiger. You gotta tug it for Tiger. You gotta tug it for Tiger. You gotta tug it for Tiger. You gotta tug it for Tiger. Hey, we're the white bitch is there. White is there. What a white bitch is there?

We're the white bitches is there. We're the white bitches is there. Where the white bitches is there? We're a white business. We're the white business. You better tuck it for Tiger. Oh, that way. You got to tuck it for Tiger.

You better keep it for Tiger. Okay, John. Okay, that one came in then. Why was it? You got to tuck it for Tiger. Oh, we ain't this bit. We got to turn up, Nashville. Look at that nigga here coming out of still.

That niggins like a body pillow. They got a little sweatshirt with sweat chillers. This niggins hot cold. Oh shit. Look at that, nigga here! Ah! That niggas got a foul zone. That nigger ain't got a dashiki with the George zone.

What's up, my brother? Yeah, he's about to do a Baptist trick. This nigger about to fly here, my brother. That's the outfit when you gotta go to Wakanda, but you got a basketball game in three. Then you're like, wait a minute, nigga, I'll bust these nigg's and get back to Africa. Oh shit.

That's a nun. That's what he is. That's a man done. You got that head out from the oatmeal box. He's a pastor, this is his first week. My nigga, you're gonna have to move. You look uncomfortable than the motherfucker. You smushed up in that chair like a baby potato, my nigga.

They should have let you sit right there, my nigga. Nick, I thought I was tripping. That nigga, he is smushed. That niggins are like trying to hug yourself. Niggins sitting in a baby seat. Sit up front, man, put your legs out or something, nigger. You need an exit row seat. You need an exit row seat.

You're not supposed to be in that row. That nigga need an aisle. That nigga looks like he's trying to push his cleavage jump. What the fuck? That nigga need leg roll. He's talking about getting that nigga right here. It's part of the time about get this nigga right here. Which one, my man, right here.

A lily pot, ugloat. Oh, no, that nigger's straight. That niggily look like a fruit roller. Uglaid pot. Shibrick pop. What's up, Bat, Ro. Uh-huh. I saw everybody at the top of ugly.

Y'all seat. Lending like a motherfucker, don't know. See, gleaning like here. That's a real balcony. I'd be scared of shit sitting up there. Oh, Teddy. Couple y'all, niggins, stomach drop. We got ushers?

What's up, Usher's. I don't know where the fuck y'all here for, but hey. Like a nigga can't find these stupid ass seats, man. They're right there. Digger trying to grab the ticket out of your hair. Let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see. Let me see. Why, you'll get those stupid ass off.

Hey, you got a tugging for tiger. We still tucking for tiger. Who else we got in here? Look at her hair cut. That's the new. Which one? Her shit did ball everywhere and tucked the top. Oh, okay.

Shaved all that shit off. She had this shit and went like, put some hair right here. Yeah, that's right. That's right. Put some right in the middle. Okay. Oh, I got that Bruno Mars. I catch a grenade for you.

You got that good silky shit on top. We got a lot of motherfuckers in here. We got some cougars in here. Hey, cougars. We only got three cougars. She got some pajamas on. Thunder cat. It's a thunder cat.

You're dressed like she in 3LW. I'm Benwick. Bigger's tired of your fucking promises and promises. The pink panther, halber. Half a bad. Hell no. It's a naked mole rap Who remember Kim possible?

What is that? That freaking bag. Hey man, you stupid as fuck. It's a naked boo-bag. That was my shit, what is that? That freaking that. I like this shit. Look at his audience. We got everybody in him. everybody in him yeah gangsters doctors I don't like the fact how they sitting in here like it's a church service that ran too long like I know we just came

out this motherfucker y'all like shit nigger the game on fuck this shit look like bible study don't know me staring at me shit y'all we had to have the end school suspension show for y'all y'all was buying these seats every every city we go to I don't know what ahead they just find these seats we need new shit. Yeah. We keep getting used shit. These look like they came out of John Richard Woodfield's office. Nigger, that's

me. Yes, that's you. Things don't know. Nashville, what's going on, man? Y'all feeling it's Sunday afternoon. Hey, chico, this account you'd be sitting on when your girl got a doctor's appointment, you got to go with him. Yeah. I feel like a youth pastor with this motherfucker. Whatever she got, they ain't give it to her.

That's the chair. That's the chair. was sitting in in the Matrix when he was like, you think the world is real? That's that shit right there. This motherfucker is nice. With this chair, it comes with a motorcycle. I knew it, yeah. Let me untuck this goddamn shirt.

You hot. Flocked down, I'm tucking my knee in, nigga. Tiger Woods won the Masters. A little grown, don't an auntie? Don't I look grown? It's like, yeah, I ain't trying to look young, no motherfucker shit. I pay bills. That shit hurt when you sad, though, bro.

The real nigga know that shit hurt, you'd be like, man, why am I a pain key fall in, bro? What noise was that? We got a dolphin in these motherfuckler. She says, yeah! Listen, ma'am, you is not going to be able to laugh like that the whole show. That's going to fuck my concentration up. No, keep going to that shit. Me!

That's how you know you said some good shit when the dolphin noise come out. I want to go swimming with some dolphins. Fuck that. I went to that shit where you get in the pool with the dolphins man the dolphin opened his mouth

the crazy shit it's a pussy in there anybody who had ever been to the dolphins that nigger ain't it the pussy in there it looked exactly

like a pussy when a dolphin opened his mouth that nigga can Did you touch it? I didn't I was like he is intrigued

because he's seen the shit that I see you went dolphin fishing it's a pussy in there clitoris and everything you went dolphin fishing dude he's talking about

Big pussy. I'm trying to tell you, O.J. Get your pants, boy. Where you go, uh, dolphin swimming at big home? There's the world. That ain't no dolphin, stupid, boy. That was a nigga named Richard in that suit. That nigga was out of damn swimming in the suit.

You know who it was? It was that lady that made that noise in that suit. She was like, oh, no, you was at Disneyland. That was me. Hey! That was in a swimming with a nigga. Man, no goddamn dolphin. She is.

The nigga be in the suit. Jigo. Man, I get off for three. They need to hurry to fuck up with this shit. Y'all don't fuck with everybody too much. Well, where did we get an organ player? We got to the head of the church. Man, play some of that shit, man.

We got that nigga about two weeks ago. We didn't tell you. I ain't know we had an organ player. I ain't know he a DJ too. No, he was hit then. He had a probation violation. He left him. Yeah, we're going to help that nigga get off papers, man.

That's what we do it, that he fired a show. That a nigga built like a coach. Who's my man right there? Oh, I thought you were talking about. What the hell is that, bro? That ain't church. That nigga, about to play us a beat. Oh, that's your beat.

Oh, that's your beat. Oh, wong, oh. Lou leg. They go loo lewleg. They go loo leg. Loo leg. Lid. They go loo leg.

Ain't gonna make a song about anything now, that shit is jump. That's it, make a nigga want to walk it out in the club. But you hear that sit. When you come out, hold up. Play that sit back from the beginning. Sit back from the beginning. You walk in the club.

You're looking cool. We're going to announce you company. Yeah, you already know what they're going down to Nassville. Nigger, the bigger party. We got our nigga motherfucker, man on the beat. Oh shit, look what they want in the building. You already know really, nigg in the motherfucker game, nil. Did he him?

Hey, Lule, Loole, Lundee. Loole. Lid. Look on Luley. Look at that shit, but I'm going to broke my neck, knowing that stupid ass. I called the Charliehood that last time. I was like, boy, I stopped.

Look at Dad over here, looking like a Lego man. That, nigga, here, is it. Hey, this nigga D.C. can make his legs move like arms. Nigger. Look at this nigger, man. Hey, man, leave that nigger alone. Who you're talking about? Who you're talking about, too? You better leave Pops alone.

That nigga really on a probation violation. He's like, man, I didn't cane out here. You get the goddamn jogging. My wife on my ass. That motherfucker fucking with me. You can't fucking with me. They grab you and won't turn your loop. Uh-huh, somebody get him before I kill him.

You better get him. You better get him for I kill him. Can't breathe now, can you? Can't breathe, can you? Like a Pops, he don't even know how to laugh. He's like, huh. Oh, niggas don't play back. He ain't got no teeth, that way.

He don't want to open a lip. Play with Pop. We just fucking with you, O.G. We do not want to walk about this bitch and hear the shot lights playing in his car, in the Cadillac. That nigga's sitting out there with two other niggas wait.

He in the foot everywhere I go. Yeah, with that shit you were talking in that, young blood. Do the little leg thing he was doing. We want to see you walk. Man, you head, butt hit all the out. Uh-oh. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Man, y'all look at your headache. Man, y'all look at that nigga low. We're going to end up on the news. This is Nashville. Man, he'll deacon on Tuesday.

Man, exactly. That nigger kid, you had opened the Bible. It says right here in Exodus. Any nigger shall tri-me shall be met with brutal force. In the name, What a single lady's at tonight? Did they make it? I'm talking about the ones who want to get late tonight.

See, y'all be bullshit. They be acolyte. They don't want to get fucked. Who want to get fuck? Well, I mean, shillies is open, baby. We got to go eat before we talk about pussy. I got to get something in my stomach before my pussy get the top. That's how you know you're going to get some, do?

I didn't like the company. It's like a good 85%. The confidence was too low. Did nobody believe in their pussy? It just got quiet. Now watch this. We're the ladies with the good pussy at. How the hell y'all know if you ain't given nobody nothing?

I ain't none of y'all make no noise. I don't believe you because when you started clapping that nigger moved away, you're like, shit. This bitch is silly anything, bro. That's your girlfriend, bro? Oh, that's your sister? Ah, he's saying you lonely. That's why you moved.

I heard about you, man. My home boy said that shit garbage in head. Damn, it's hard having a sister ain't it, then. No it ain't. He said, no it ain't. You know she, you know she lonely? You know she lonely? She's trying to hide that one of us.

You just trying to give away like that? That nobody wants that shit. How the fuck she gonna like all three of us? No, bitch, you got to pick. You ain't fair to like all us. He's talking to get away to y'all. Ain't no way you like all three of us. Uh-uh.

You're a cougar. You thought you could handle it? Looley. She was like, can you stop? Can you stop? Can you stop? Can you stop, please? Look at dang, yeah, but I remember I did that back 45 years ago, right there.

They salute to all the ladies that got good pussy, though. Good pussy, boy. You have a... It rules the world. That good pussy make you walk different after you get it. That good pussy make you walk like Kenny Smith when you walking to their screen on NBA. She did something to me. I ain't know what she did to me.

I'm gonna tell you right now, good pussy. You don't go straight doing shit. You don't go off of good pussy, you take your time. Because you really just, you think about it like, damn. That big pussy really is. Good in a mother. Because I'm gonna tell you something later,

if you got some bad pussy while the nigger bust in nothing, he's like, yeah, yeah, got that one. Yeah, goddamn. He's like, that shit is horrible. Doing head, shoulders, knees, toes. That's our most- Good pussy make you say stupid shit. Like what?

I finished telling me what you were saying. I ain't had no whole conversation. Just want to talk to the bitch. Good pussy turning negative to a listener. That's how a lot of where we got in relationships. You don't even know lady. That thing was hitting that motherfucker. He was like, you know what?

I don't want nobody else to experience. nobody else to experience this. I'm gonna go ahead and lock this one on down. This one right here got, yeah, this is a prime real estate. Especially if you're being good to your kids. If he's gonna be good to your kids, you got some good pussy with you. Cause I don't give a fuck.

Ain't gonna, ain't no nigga trying to take care of no matter of the kid. Good pussy have a nigga in there helping your little boy with his man. One, two, three. And he wronged in a motherfucker. How many fingers am I holding up? Count them.

One, two. He wrong in hell. He hit him with your kid. Good job, Lord man. Good job. You in there get us two Twinkies. We're gonna celebrate. You got that right all about yourself.

Not with your game, man. See, that's how they treat your son. Ladies, if you got a daughter and a nigga call them, like, what my little girl at? That's how you know the pussy real good. Everybody good? You ate? Y'all ate. Y'all like him, that y'all ate. What?

You ate, bitch. She'll find something eat. Feed her with the plit with the meal like like. This niggas ass off. We can't take this d'nig. No one, man. I'm talking to the niggas brotherhood. Fuck y'all, y'all.

Y'all know what I'm talking to. So I'm rather if they like that shit. They don't get a fool. Shout out to all the ladies. Your kids don't like the nigger you fucking with. I was that kid. Quit fucking with that nigg. Them kids ain't lying.

I was that kid. I used to judge the niggas. My mama used to bring home the fuck way. Because first of all, they was disrespectful. They wouldn't never say nothing to me before they fuck. They would just come in and just not acknowledge me. My mom would be like, that's my little boy. Yeah, hi, yeah.

We'll be at down still. Like, yeah, yo, my man! Yo, my man! Yo, bro. That boy wanted a hug. Yeah, nigga, it breed me or something. I ain't got no male influence in the house. You just go come in there and just fuck my mom

and then come back and be my friend after the fact. You come upstairs with something my uncle's yours on that's locked up. What you play, a man, you was a bitch-ass, niggas, dog. But you got to... That's what you is. You ain't bring no luncheful through this motherfucker or nothing, no real frosted flakes.

We got frosty flakes on top of the refrigerator. It's a snowman. on our box, nigga. You ain't contributed. You just come over here taking pussy. At least somebody came, though. Fuck that, nah. Nobody came to my house, Chico. It was just me and moms. And I'm like, look, don't nobody like you. You need to do something. Do anybody want my mother?

Y'all think that shit bad. I had a stepdaddy, nigga. Oh, you're looking for somebody. A whole goddamn. You had a stepdad? You had a stepdad. I think I had a stepdaddy, nigga, just 20 years up. Look at this nigger. Damn.

Drinking up all my daddy water in this bitch. And a fucking stepdad. Did you ever have to see your stepdad and your daddy have a conversation with you? No, I'm a stepdad with it. He didn't have no conversation, bro. He wasn't really good at talking. He didn't have a lot of words.

My dad ain't never have to really say shit at you. What's up, me, yeah, really. Because that's how niggas who fuck the same women talk to each other. Every nigga, you ever went to pick your little boy up and her other baby dad up? What the mother, me, what's the only thing you can say when you see a nigga who used to fuck you want me. Shit too wrong. No, it ain't. My daughter-in-bara got a new boyfriend.

They got a baby and everything. I mean, we're friendly. I'm living with you're talking shit. You know what I mean? Because I know what you're going through. Now you got all the problems. I don't have no. She gives you all that shit.

I can't walk in and tell when she didn't get his ass off with some good shit talking. I was like, what's good would you chant? Hey, bro, how you doing? I'm like, ooh, she just called him a bitch or something. Like, something happened. But you gotta be in there with the energy all fucked up and she's being all nice to me.

I'm like, don't be nice to me, call me a bitch too. I don't want this nigga to be my enemy. We gotta be friends. We're on the same team. You are the coach. Y'all good at that shit, because I ain't be none of that shit. Because I ain't with none of that stupid that shit. I won't give a fuck.

Who stay here? Brother, you want to step outside while I talk to my bitch. She was mine first. So what these, you step out your house. You're a funny nigga out of his house? Ligger, you better get the fuck out of your house. Out of the drive. We got some Caucasian women in here.

Do you guys have the same type of issues with baby daddy, baby mom, and trauma? Yeah, no. That wasn't gonna say, y'all. White people just go straight to kill it. Y'all don't want to hear nothing. You gonna fucking leave me, huh? Over my dead body, bitch.

Oh, that was aggressive. Yeah, damn. This bitch is crazy. Like Nashville is like, y'all, this is the home of real, like, this got the whitest white people in the country. country rock and roo. This, I, like, you see the white people

that white people aspire to be in Nashville. Like, they're real white people here. Why y'all shaking your head like this? Oh, it ain't real white people like that? What is? What is it? They're tourists. Oh, this nigger town, huh? Nashville, hold on, timeout. The home of country music, that's not the original, that's not the legacy

of Nashville. Because y'all, hold on, this is what we're here for. And teach the world, because niggas are not. Biggs, I'm not here, is that's from the moment I got off the plane. And if you break my heart, my Iggy, break your heart. That's the bullshit. I just don't think you. They love Ben of Rix-Sy.

They still said you could get three for ten in Nashville. Santa Montana, all the niggas. They like, no, niggas. What? Okay, well, can you inform us what? Yeah, play us some gangster shit. Oh, because I want to know what Nashville about then if it ain't my egg is crazy. You don't know about Nashville, Tenna Key?

Oh, yeah, I know about Tenne Key. They were Ken doper way out here. Ain't no way they gained no dope away for Tenor Key. You know what that was mixed with? That shit had almond. That cocaine had the shit that fake asses got in it. That's what they got. Ten to key?

Ten to key? Ten. On the low end, it's like at least $27.20. At least. You had knocked off. Everything. This nigga got really a lot. of seven.

10 G's for a key? Boy, that's shit. That ain't no key, boy. That nigga had a dime bag of cocaine and a whole bunch of Vegas on. It was on that little dime bag of cocaine in it. And it was color real good, real tan. It was real tan. I love coming in Nashville.

Nashville is the dope-ass city, but I just always assumed that this was like the home of country music. So that's not true. It is true. You heard the nigga with the dread. Hell no, nigga. So it is true that it's the home of country music.

It's home of country. But... That shit wrong. Not what you... Of course now, it's niggas everywhere, but I just, you know, I thought that was what people do Nashville for around the country. It's just the country music. But get what?

That nigga, look, what the name, little gnauz or some shit? Yeah. La Zane. Little Zaneh. Little drugs, whatever the nigga name is. Salute to him. The nigga is blowing up with the country movie. He's black.

But you know what, though? Take it over. I think if you ask him, he would say that we had some influence on that, because we've been doing country music on while. and out for years. Every day. We'd have made country songs on that show for seasons. You can talk about anything.

Anything country. Like, look at them niggas. That's a whole family right there. They late. It's eight of their ass. They got one through eight. Uglyab. One auntie, no, about her seat early though.

I told them. I told them. Boy, it is some fine-ass women in here. Look at her knees. That bitch got some sexy ass knee. Yeah, they greased up. What is that Vaseline on the fish? This motherfucker got on the sweater dress.

This nigga got on the sweater shirt, sweater pants. She got on the sweater dress. And a sweater du rag. A du rag? A whole wig. Come on, she take that book. That's a don't rag. She's talking about. I'm so sick of that shit.

Hey, you ain't just saying we ain't going like a hoodie, niggins. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's stupid. You know, they said them. I took a picture with a lady, and, you know, I'm real, like, observant. And she had a whole braid, but I seen the snake skin. Well, it was just a hell. It was lace front.

It was a lace front braids, and that shit were peeling. I seen her real hair in the breeze That's crazy They don't give a fuck no more They just wearing all this fake shit They used to have this shit They don't even glue it on no more, bro It just on it, it's just on the edge

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but doing natural ain't for everybody evils. Right. Consult us before you make that decision. You've been getting perms and you was in the third grade. You don't know what your real texture your hair look like no more. You didn't cut on your shit off and come to my house with the goddamn with the D.C. Young Flap, like, hey, baby. Like, no, bitch, what the fuck is that? You said you was going to take a nap.

I want my bitch back. I mean, time she was going for the short look, but they fucked up. You know what's even worse than that, though, bro? What's that? When your girl come home with that old lady-ass style. What's an old lady? An old lady house style. The old lady with the flats.

Yeah, with the bullshit. It's like two curls and a flap. Hey, bitch, you look 61. My man, I ain't never seen that with any, but he confused. He's like two-haired with the... The ladies know what I'm talking about, them big-ass curls with the spaces between them. Like, who the fuck girls are at?

Your grandpa? I ain't gonna lie, no, originality is getting so sexy. Like, it's making us look at all the shit that we never looked at before. Like what? Like stretch marks. You name, a stretch mark. I lick the hell out of that line.

What, stretch marks. Sex is a motherfucker. For real. I lick the hell out that line. I'll be trying to read that shit like Braille. This bitch got a story. She got a story. You push your ear to the motherfuckers.

You can hear him like the ocean. You're like, oh, yeah, that's the waves right there. He said he tried to read it like Braille. That's a map to the pussy. You could just follow the fingers down. Like, oh, okay. That's probably how Stevie wanted to find all the pussy. He's like, I only want bitches with stretch monsters.

What the fuck I'm moving like this. Ladies, don't have that shit. Fuck it. They ain't going nowhere. Where's your stretch mark? Even if you got that little baby mama's stomach with the stretch mar that hang over the... Where that shit? Where that?

Where that? And then stop trying to put that wig over that little, that little baby hair right there. Stop trying to put that wig over there. I see it. Yeah. And slicking the edges that ain't there down no more, man. You didn't laid your shit down with some edge control. They think we complaining.

You just got the edge control on your forehead. Now your shit's sweating brown. We like, baby, I think your forehead melting. We're telling you makeup don't work. That's all. We see that shit. No, that's not true, D.C. Make up work.

I just like, I like original. I swore on everything. Like, I seen the girl the other day. She was big on BBW. Boy, the cutie BBW I ever seen. But I'm talking about BBW X-5, yeah. X-5. But see, that's what I'm saying, though.

See, big women are sexy, but they're abusive as fuck. Won't nobody say that. Big women get drunk and beat your ass, and you can't, now you got to defend yourself, but this is strong. That's strong. That's hard. That's hard. That mac and cheese flap,

that shit turning the muscle. She hit you with a hook, man. Big women abuses. They kick them shoes up. Come on, nigga. They don't even out of fight. They tell, hush you everywhere. They hush.

But that ain't just big women. Them little pretty, pretty women, they be bad as a motherfucker until they fall asleep and get to snoring, nigger. You'd be like, this bit. Br-r-ha-ha-ha-ha. You're like, this bit swallin the moped engine. Like, what the fuck, baby?

Wake your ass up. Why? Don't try to sound cute now. You grow, man. have an ass, what fuck is you sleep and dreaming about? Bro, we mean, let me be chasing a whore. A blender. That was a blender.

Oh, that's like, she was beautiful. She's snoring like here, fuck around and pooed in her sleep. Aging like she's sleeping. It's a nasty motherfucker than poot it, man. Someone put it in her sleep. Pooed it in her sleep.

They be pooting like here. That thing is stupid. You ever been fucking the girl right before she had the orgasm, she pooted? Yep, I like that shit. I don't. That's scary to me. Oh, that puts a talk ass. No, he's talking about out the ass, not the coochie. I don't give a fuck, who's talking? Let's have a conversation.

No, no, no. You get no love from Chico on that one. That was. Fuck that. Fuck that. No. BC, you're a nasty nigger. I don't give a fuck.

I just want to talk that. You imagine my nigger. You get some pussy and she pooed. Now you smell that all of God. Y'all just ain't gotta keep fucking. Hey, boy. You ain't ready tonight yet. She didn't finish, but now you got to fuck through the goddamn tool.

Chico, you gotta keep going. I'm a real thing. I'm the type of thing. I hear the poot. I'll be like, shh. Ain't no way. I'm gonna talk to you in a minute. Ain't no way.

You next little fella. Just wait your turn. Ain't no way. No. I got you. No. What you say? Huh?

No. Y'all niggas, they hear the asshole whisperers. Oh! You're talking to the asshole like sees a Milan to the dog. Oh, don't be afraid. No. No. Let's it out.

That's what we need to. No. Hit her with the exit. What did you say, little fellow? You got to go down there and blow it back in. You thought it was going on. Hey, bruh, I didn't knock the shit out of myself. I hit myself in the face.

I quit, my nigger. I quit. I can't take it. That's it. This nigger says you got to go back there and blow the five back in. Oh, hello. How do you even think of some goofy shit like that, man? That's how she catches ass and reflux and get it in out.

She squeamed. This nigger has figured out a way to re-entered the farts. This thing is stupid. That's not no shit you can make up. He didn't did that shit before. Yeah, he'd did all this shit before. Valenz, you got to know how to act on depression, baby. You got to know how to act.

I'm telling you, they keep a relationship long, well, I'm telling you. My nigger. But let me ask you a question on DZ. She knows she poot it. But let me ask you a question. She respect what you did after you, she put it. But wouldn't the conversation be like after you blow the fart back in? Like, do she just be like, oh, that was nice?

No, nigger, you get up like that. God damn, I don't stay bad. Are you in good hands? See, and she don't say nothing immediately. Women to wait. She'll wait about two, three days, and you beat and forgot that you didn't blew a poop back in the ass. She'll just walk by it real sweet.

You're nasty. What you're talking about? What you're talking about? What you're talking about? You know what I'm talking about. You're a little nasty ass. Mr. Blue it back. You know what you do. Mr. Blue It Back.

Mr. Blow It Back. Mr. Blow It Back. That's a mixtape right there. D.C. Young Fly presents, Mr. Blois back. Learn something, fella. I'm telling you gotta understand, bro. When you, when you're a quick comer, you gotta find other shit that you can do.

You a quick comer? Yeah, I fuck good, bud. I don't fuck good long. You fuck good fast? Yeah, I fuck good fast. Yeah, you're fishing. I can't fuck good long. I'd be like, I'd be trying to slow that shit down.

That shit do not work. I'd be like, oh shit. Oh, that ain't gonna work either. God damn. Why is that? Ain't way. I can fuck. I just can pull out.

pull out I get I can't pull out I can't I don't know how to do this shit I respect every nigga that got a strong pull-out game I don't think God didn't intend for that to be the case you know me so if you go wrong with that don't pull out baby hey I'm just saying because I don't know what your process is but I got a countdown method I like to think I know when I'm about the nuts so I started like 15 and ladies a lot of y'all think you know your man about the bus you don't is that you think that nigga starts shaking and all that now he just got a cramp somewhere he got to work through

It's probably in this big toe because we fuck with our socks on in this slip. You didn't twist your foot in a way you ain't never thought you could twist it. But this is how you know your man about to come. When he hit that mova, bop, then he just stopped and go, God damn, this shit feels good. Then the motherfucker, don't it? Yeah, you feel this dick, don't you? Yeah, you're trying to work through something. I started like 11, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 8.

Hey, you got some sandwich meat down there. I'm like, you're a sandwich with this shit over. This is a turkey meat down here. Really, bitch. Be like, come out. Six, five, four. Is that your son in there? He woke up?

He ain't woken. Three. Then y'all always ask that goofy-ass question. Did you not at me? Did you go see? You'll see. You'll see. You'll see.

Y'all be, y'all be acting. You know what I mean? Oh my god, he's sitting in there. Oh, it's a lot coming out. They're so nasty. Y'all be in and I talk some, bitch, what you're doing, bitch? You is gushing the nut.

I don't know how to do it. Y'all are so powerful. That is a skill I did not learn. I respect all the niggas that got strong pullout games. You have to pull out. First time I ever went raw, I said, oh my goodness, if I ever do this again, I ain't never pulling out. You aren't supposed to.

You're not. If you go raw, man, you're dead already. Whatever she got, you got it. You might wear a shit. You give up baby and y'all die together as a family. God, damn. Yeah, that's the good point. Niggas are goofy shit like-

You better pull out, bro, and you better aim that shit, too. Aim it. You better aim it. Aim it right in the face. I can't do both of those. If I get the dig out of it, it's going to go wherever it goes. But you lose distance as you get older, though, so, ladies. You ain't got to worry about it going as far as 10 years.

I gained distance. I lost distance. Nick, I shot some nut over my shoulder one time. What the fuck? What did I eat? That mean, you ain't fucked for a long time. That shit went up and over. I'd had to dodge that shit like Neo.

I was, ooh. This nigga is stupid. I know what you mean. Like, get older and nothing don't go as far. It don't go far. I remember one time, I was like, you're gonna catch it. But I knew her face was kind of like, far ahead. So what I was about a nut, I was like,

I tried to get it. You all wrong with you? That's male menopause right there. That makes a nigga feel like he's going through menopause and you bust that nut and it don't go nowhere just come out, run down, hit your balls. You be like, oh, I'm pregnant. You know what that means?

That means that wasn't a good bunch of people right there when they come out slow. Yeah, that wasn't a good batch. Yeah, I'm glad I ain't put that in nobody. That would have been a serial killer or something, eh? You is stupid. Wouldn't have been a productive member of society. That is smart.

You could think about it. When they just dribble out and just land on the digger, like, yeah, that was stupid. Them short bus riders right there. Oh, my God. There was some overweight sperms right there. They was fat. The good people come out fast.

That's great. You just broke the cold right there. All the fuck that people, you came out in a bad batch of nut. And all the good people came out in the straw over the shoulder. A lot of it all was made off pre-com. Right. But you know what? My parents was old, so I ain't really had no nut to compete with.

That nigga about to bust a nut. I was like, shit. Don't nobody want to go? Shit. Ha-ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha! Hey, he said, hey, he said, hey.

I swear it was dark, and all of a sudden, nigger seen the light, and you know, that's all we used to talk about. When you see the light, you got to go crazy. Nigger, could you imagine if you could remember when you was a nut? That shit be crazy, because they said, when you see the light, go crazy. And it was like, it was just like a light like that. And we were like, oh, shit.

Niggas in there like, go here, young blood, go here. We had our job, go ahead. I'm like, all right, shit, I'll try to come back if I can. Oh, shit. Hey, this nigga, Jay, we're playing some shit and sound like you put your baby to sleep with. That's that 90s voice music. That's that voicemail music.

I can't stand put my baby to sleep. I always go to sleep before. Every time, I wake up, she's gone. Oh, shit. Bye-ha! We're to sleep trying to make her. Let's go to sleep. Yeah, that's real.

That's real, real, what, what? That ain't nothing is this, boy. That is a real job. That's where I come in. All single mothers. I will. I'm gonna try to pull up a fun for all single mothers, but you gotta prove it though, bitch.

You gotta prove. You gotta prove that you single. Nigger, because that shit is, nigger. It's hard. Watching my daughter, I'm never forgetting first time. My girl was like, she's about to lead, and she gave me a smirk, too. Because I always used to talk shit, like,

man, you need tripping, man, this ain't that hard. She left me with Nova, she was like, mm-hmm. You know what I'm saying? Bitch, what the fuck you? Uh-huh, bitch. Nigger, an hour will go by. I have never been that damn tired in my life.

And it was nine o'clock in the morning. That's right to get you. You gotta go back to sleep, bitch. No, they're not. She is not going back to sleep. Oh, my goodness. My daughter's so acting. I just, I learn you, this is what you learn

as they get older, you just do whatever they want to do. I don't get to fuck when we at. Me and my daughter be playing tag in the mall. I don't give a fuck. Whatever we want to do, people be looking like, you can come that little girl, that you can mind your motherfucking business, niggins. It's the only way to keep my head calm.

No, but that shit is the time, I ain't lying. I'll say, little girl. I ain't never been this time, and I work a lot. That's why you gotta respect the shows, man. Them shows, like everybody in here got that show that you had when you was little that your peoples could put on and you would just sit there

and not fucking go nowhere, for a couple hours, whatever that show is. Like, my daughter, man, that motherfucking door they explore, boy, she used to be like, Daddy, put the door all. And I'm like, yeah, okay, nap time for daddy. Because I know they could run a marathon of this shit, and I can just hear her out, wake up early and out there,

here and there, Matt, don't go over there. I'm like, yes. Hey, so what was yours to keep you to that command with Barney? Barney and Ninja Turtles. That was my little brother from the shit, Barney. Ninja Turtles. I just be like, how don't fuck they're coming at the sewer?

These niggas. Nika, I used to put my son on. Talking turtles, I can't wait if he's one of these things. I just let my son be on the YouTube. And then I found out that these motherfuckers way smarter than we fucking knew. At one point, I realized I was just handing him the iPad. I wouldn't typing in shit.

And I was like, how the fuck is he finding Elmo and all this shit? He don't know how to spell no goddamn Elmo. He cheering and get up, man, my little girl, know how to swipe, stop, up, all that. She'd go there. Now, ain't nothing like you, a stranger child to walk up for you. Excuse me, sir, you got gains on your phone. Like, who's son is you?

Fuck you walking up on me, asking me to see my phone for a little man? I want to see if you got gangs on your phone. Hey, kids are bad as fuck, bro. Hey, that's how they don't. Yeah. Oh, they got gang, and walk on. Excuse me, mister, you got games on your phone. Like, no, nigger, where is your phone?

Like, no, nigger, where's your mom? Kids smart, and they know the app phone, which model you got. You ain't got no games, that's the old one, that's the eight. You already got the beta plus. They give you your phone back, huh? Huh, you the hell this, back. Hey, these motherfuckers will beat games on the phone.

Oh, you all got tippoor, and I beat that all right. Don't get your child, don't give her a hood child your phone. That'll be about everything. Come back, you got ring tone. Boom, bring that ass here, boy, bring that ass. That's real. You know, it's crazy, no, D.C. To answer your question about which show it was,

my show when I was little was Darkwing Duck, nigga. Darkwing Duck! Who's that? Who's that? Who's that? Who's that? Who's that?

That was my shit! Let's get dangerous. Darkwing duck. That, that nigga was a pimp. That was my conjection. That was a pimp, man. Like, that motherfucker had the pimp hat. He was really dressed like R. Kelly

when he was a Piper, when you think about it. That's what R. Kelly got here. shit from he stole his own image from dog wing duck he just didn't wear the cape I swear of God I've been figured it out that nigga is stupid who was your show Carlos using young nigga niggins I grew some old shit Andy Griffin is shut the fuck up don't disrespect that man like that that was pop shit fuck this thing this niggins that got grown two years ago he he remember when it was just black and gray got that thing was watching Andy Griffiths that they cried when they got

color who we got color oh fuck up i used to watch that old shit man it was just cartoons when that old greek that motherfucker and all that shit who we do man niggins scoopie do was that niggins scoo do was a snitch scooby do was a snitch of that ass ball he wasn't though Scooby do was just a nigga who had got adopted by some young white kids and he was just with him but if you think about it Scooby do they never really do shit He ain't never tell. He always stuttered. He sawed all the cry.

Nah, it was the shit he was doing. Like, they'd be, they'd be going the wrong way, and Scooby would be like, er. I'm like, niggas. But he always need him the wrong way, though. Because Shaggy used to be like, come on, Scoop. Come on, Scoop. Come on. Hey, Scoop.

Come on, Scoop. Bro, see, y'all know y'all ain't watched this shit. Scooby, dude, and Shaggie was hiding the whole goddamn episode. That's why I knew he was the black dog. As soon as they get out. come on scoof the motherfuckers in a barrel hiding together but you know they used to get high though they used to get high and shaking eye you'd be ready for they used to be like you know my favorite character of scooby do was scrappy dude that niggie used to beat the shit out people

oh little pussy ad dog man he wasn't no pussy come on the car the car he was ready school he was ready for that war that thing always would get caught he would always leave and they'd have to go get his ass because he got yoked up Go on there talking, well, come on, come on. Oh, shit. The Enix Scrolls food. Salute to the white people. We don't want to me.

We know y'all used to watch that full house coming just around the bed. No, they used to watch Brady Bunch. But you know what, Braden Bunch was the first kind of like everybody was in the house. They had Sam Keith. What it was six or seven kids? No, what, nigger, good times was everybody was in the house.

I'm talking about what the white people, though, so they can relate. You know, they don't relate to shit, you know. Yeah. What was one of the shows you used to watch as a young lady? Doc Word, Darkwing Duck. You used to fuck with Doc Wing Duck. See, that's how white women get you.

They like everything you like. What you used to watch? What did you used to watch? I used to watch Dark Wing Duck. I love Darkwing Duck. My dad used to work on that. He used to draw Darkwing Duck. You want to me, Darkwing Duck?

I'll show you a Darkwing Duck. I'll Darkwing your fucking Dark Duck. You Dark Ducky. You Dark Ducky Motherfucker. You. We're like, nah, I'm straight on that kitchen. I'm good. You're fucking dark ducked, darky, duck, ducky.

That's how they talk to it. Hey, listen, everything you like, ask me some more shit. I've been to you. What's your favorite music? Country. Okay. She's trying to say some different shit. Like, yeah.

No, you said the country music earlier. I did. She's been listening, huh, huh, huh? She watched Three's Confidence, too. Uh-huh, I know her type. Three's company, too. Uh-huh. Some of them white shows was dope, though.

Like, who's the boss? I used to fuck with the, like, we need to bring back the theme songs. The theme songs is what made the show's classic time of day. You know what I mean? That who's the boss theme song was cold. Bling-de-ding ding-d-d-d-d-d-d-nigger. There's a time for love and a time for a wait.

Time for love and round the band. Brand-new light, bha-d-d-d-d-brand-new light around the band. Like, who was the white man with that voice? Sounds like you're at a funeral, this. That's how he used to sing. Whatever, nigga. The coldest theme song in TV history belongs to the Jefferson's name.

Oh, shit. No. No. Nigel, it's another verse to that song that we didn't even get to hear because by the time the song came on, the bitch was already good. Like, the fish don't fry in the kitchen. Where was the pisser before that?

I don't think it got, I don't think it got nothing better than good times. Shit. You crazy here. I'm gonna fuck y'all up with my favorite. Who? Golden girls. That's the man.

That gold girls, man. That gold girl's things are cold, my d'naker. That would go hard. I mean, I got one. Thank you for being a friend. I got one better than that. Travel down the road and back again. Your heart is true.

You're a friend and a confidon. Boondoo do, do. Say it through a party. And invited everyone new. I don't know that old ass shit. And the card attached would say, thank you for being a friend. That shit was called.

That shit was called. Your young ass song. DC, I don't know what's your version. For real. I'm still old school. My favorite old school. And he had no motherfucking words. What was?

Time for the son. Pim-Bin-Ban-Ban-Ban-Ban-Bow-Dab-Ban-Bow. Go Lute Leg. What? You know, Eddie Griffin worked the road. He worked the road for that shit. He put some words on it. You don't remember?

Eddie Griffin. Fred Sanford. Fred Sanford had a son in a truck. Oh, yeah. I remember that shit. I remember that shit. You know what? One of the people sleep on that mama sister.

I don't know them over sister, sister, same damn two-way twist up babby down the tree same thing don't know to me I don't know what the fuck they were saying. Hold on, hold up, my baby part, you didn't get to it. Ow, ow, ow, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Nigger. What? Boy, classic shit. What? You can't make you. They got me in the high line. Classic shit. Classic Shet Sister, sister, classic, boy.

They hit the dance one more time. That blue leg, go Luleg. Blue leg of food, brus. Hey, man. Oh, man. My asthma pump. Them goddamn classic theme songs, man. Why do you bring me no popcorn?

Y'all lay the hell, but this show about 15 moments. You got a shirt. You got a shirt. You got a shirt. You got a shirt. She said, you got a shirt. You got a shirt. Well, that goddamn popcorn look like a VHS.

What you say, baby? Huh? I just walked the mile for the popcorn. What a popcorn was that? I don't give a buck when she walked around me. There you go fly. I was about to do the same thing. I ain't gonna do it to you now.

Nah, I'm good. I'm gonna let her hat it and have it now. She just walked a mile for that popcorn. So we're from the hood, niggia. Your food, I have food. Fuck wrong with this. Hey, bro, that was the worst shit ever in school. Now, I don't know what they called it in Nashville,

but they used to call it Greedy's where I'm from. You come from. with some shit, nigga, a nigga come out, motherfucker, yeah, what's up with you, bro, gritties, let me get that. You know you from the hood when you know you can't eat your food around me.

Niggas, not your whole time. I'm talking about, you come outside with a plate, you're like, you know what, I'm gonna goddamn go over you. And he ain't, nigga, play too much. It don't matter what you got, a nigga wants something. Like, bro, what's that? Man, you don't eat this.

How do you know, let me see. Nigger don't need to look at you. They just see the plate from a distance. They'd be like, boy, what the hell going on? Oh, boy. What's he got right now, wow. Hey, I'm black and I'm from the hood And this is the fucked up part to say to him

Hey, when a nigga was asking for this shit He was legit hungry and fuck. You remember, hey, bro, give me your own. You're straight now. No, we're good. You don't put something to her perfect. About one of that popcorn, that popcorn ain't got no flavor. I already know that box of popcorn.

That's that popcorn they have at the hood. Day when the nigga bring the moon bouncer out, that's what that popcorn is the hood popcorn. That's the hood popcorn. That's the hood popcorn. Don't never say you ain't dead nothing for the hood. Yeah, that's the hood popcorn. Yeah, out there with the moon bounces

and one old ass horse, get up on there. That horse, like, fuck these niggas, man. That horse got ass, man, nigger. The popcorn actually were hitting a little bit. Oh, real. Oh, real shit. I'm gonna be real dog, bitch. That lets you know when it's good

when the nigga that's talking like there. She ain't gonna play about that shit right there. They're talking around the food. That's when it's delicious. No, that one fucker really good. It's real, like, cornible. park on. Like, y'all, bice's got two more rad popcorn.

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You don't get what fuck about life. You must got health insurance. Real, niggas, if you ride that shit at the carnival, you must have got the best health plan that Obama got to offer, because there ain't no way I'm getting on that shit that they can pack up and drive somewhere else, nigga. The fuck I look like getting on some shit

they can break down and put it in the back of a U-Haul. Nica, fuck that. Hell nah. The nigga behind the ride fixing that bitch with some bicycle before you get them. Hold on one second. Yeah, that's two. This shit is a goddamn check.

A little late time, boy got on there about your weight. Hey, I remember one time. I had my winter roll paddy carnival, Nick. I had my winter roll down. And they were putting that shit together. I just heard one of them talking about, we're missing a piece. I said, pull over, pull over, pull over.

I need to know what piece they're missing right now. I'm not getting on shit. They can pack up and leave with, no. They can pack all that shit up and leave with it. The amusement park different. That shit there all year. You see it. They don't be running.

That carnival come, nigga. They've got first wheels and roller coasters. They're gonna put all that shit in the box and take it to Nashville. Not right, none of this shit. Ain't no way in the world. You gotta think about shit like that. Like, I don't know, I was a nigger that didn't have health insurance for a long time,

so I used to think about lure shit that people don't think about that you do this dangerous as a motherfucker. Like I used to be in my car driving, like, man, this is dangerous. If anything happened, I don't know. I'm gonna have to get out and run on myself. I don't know what the fuck is going.

That health insurance is important. You gotta get you some health insurance. How many, make, keep it 100. It was 85 South Shore. We family. Makes some noise, you ain't got no health insurance. Niggins is funny. Keep it real, you ain't got no health and shit.

I ain't got no health and shit. I ain't got no health. You got Medicaid. Make some noise. Man, y'all niggins lie. Somebody lied. So you mean tell me everybody here. I do have insurance.

I'm thinking about life insurance. I'm stupid. Oh, yeah. I got. I just got health insurance. I just got help insurance. You got to get health insurance, bro. Because you get older.

They go. When you get older. Older your body chain. Yeah, we gotta talk about health insurance. All these niggas aren't safe. Let's leave. I don't fuck out a little ab booted right now. Look that booty.

I'd be scared to fuck, huh? I'm like, God, die. I'm like, you sure you got a coochie? Well. You're a, your asshole. You're a fucking asshole. I should be the coochie first. I need this.

You're a fucking asshole, D.C., young fly. You're an asshole, okay? She's going to use the laboratory. Hey, you remember that dude for change in the time? I'm making me a hoodie with that on that, bro. I want me a hoodie that say, you gotta show me to show me to. me the coochie first.

You got to show me the coochie first. Because sometimes women be trying to hire cooce. Sometimes it would be ugly sometimes. They do be trying to have the lights off. Nope. I didn't see that, I want to see that coach. I want to see that coach. You got to show me that coochie.

I want to see that cootie right now? Right now. They be like cut the lights off. I'll be like, I cut the lights on. I'll be like, ah. Luleh. You got to show me the Gucci part for it. So me the Gucci bar at first.

We're a nigga stupid. Yeah, that help insurance important, though. Especially when you get older, man, because, you know, you can't keep doing that same remedy shit you used to do when you was a young nigga and just keep going by a NyQuil

and mucinex and shit. No, it's something wrong with you, you didn't coughed up a wholesome shit. You didn't brush your teeth. Hey, what the fuck is that, bro? Hey, a nigga real talk, you got to brush your tongue, bro. Get up and now.

Oh, that's important. You got to get it all the thing. Let me tell you something. Brushing my teeth right now. You know how when you wake up, you just don't be looking forward to doing shit? Brushing my teeth is one of them. Because I really brush my teeth. Me too.

And I know the process that I go through, I be like, God damn, I got to do this shit. Yeah, it's really disrespectful. I ain't gonna lie. You make that noise. Hey, bro. That, when you gotta hit the back of that back of the tongue, bro. You have a lift up DC and your eyes be red. You be like, huh.

Ooh. Anytime you gotta wipe your mouth with the back part of your hand. Yeah. You'd have fucked up. That shit be falling off. I don't know. What accumulating your mouth when you sleep, boy? But your mom would be having a party.

Because it's closed so long, it's just... In the moment they open up, they were like, Buh. That how that coochie be. That's how that coochie be. If he closed so long, when you try to eat that pussy in the morning, you're like... Yeah.

That's why I can't... I be here, niggas. They'd blow that motherfucker back in there. What's going? I'll be here... You're blowing back. I be here and nigg say... like to get their dick sucked in the morning.

I'm not, you can't suck my dick with that morning mouth. No, don't put that ginger virus on my dick. My dick going to melt. You put my dick in your mouth. I just smelt your breath, man, when you wake up in the morning. You better go in there and do something. It's a mouthwash. Don't you, don't you brush your teeth.

Nope. Real niggas, no. Don't you brush your teeth, bitch. Just suck my dick. Don't do that. Because you go in there brush your teeth with some old minty shit. It comes suck my dick, not my shit. Blowing up cold and shit.

Hey, fuck that. And I'm up, bitch. I'm up. I'd rather that, I'd rather that fly. I would rather that. This bitch, I told her not to brush her goddamn tears. I'd rather that and the bitch put her mouth on my dick with her teeth about to melt. Ain't no way in the world.

Your mouth hot than the mouth. Oh, your dick literally be, I said hot. Your dick be like, ah, stop. No, it smelled like yesterday night. You bitch, your presence. Smell like Papa Johns, bitch, you ate some supreme piece of last night. Now my dick stink for the rest of the day. I'm trying to walk through work.

This shit keeps scratching my drawing. I'm like, yeah, man, my baby mama suck my dick with the morning breath. And now my dick, my dick got a coat on it. You got a clear coat on it. I can't get it all. I'll tell you, that's the best shit. That's the first step to having a terrible day,

getting ginger vines put all on your dick. I don't give a fuck. Don't you brush your teeth. Because you go in there, you don't talk about. They brush it too. They, ah, wah wash it up. It comes right back, mint it up. Then you can just see it on the TV.

I like that. On something no old, bitch, no. I'm woke now. Stop, move. That right there made me feel like the best part of waking up is that. That's the best shit, because when you're being in your sleep and you just feel it, you be like, what the fuck? Come on, I'm going.

That's the best shit in the world. It's shit changing, bro. I don't really like it. I don't really like it in the morning. Like I know exactly how I want. I hate. I prefer it in the morning. Just suck my dick right quick, just get it wet so I can fuck.

That's it. I don't really want you there. I told them I'm a quick comma. You get in there, you fucking with the stroke game, bitch. You don't hit me with like eight of them. I only got six scroats left. See, at least you know your count. By the time I get in there, see, bop, bop, b, I told you shit.

You know what's up. At least you know your count. I don't know my count. That's what fuck me up. I'm gonna learn your rhythm, my nigga. I know my rhythm. I just don't know the countdown. You got to fire other positions where it feel good to her, but it hurt to you.

What? Real nigg know when I'm talking. I can know what I'm talking about, nigga, I got an awkward ad position where I go left. I just have her, I mean, I'd be hitting that motherfucker. She's gonna be, ah, I'd be like, well, this shit, hurt like a motherfucker, that shit, give me about five more

that you're gonna, oh, you gonna walk like the hunchback of Notre Dame doing some shit like that all the time. Well, you got a big dick, you can do a lot of shit. Hold up, baby, let me try some shit right quick. Yeah, you could do a lot of shit, but you got to be, you ain't, you ain't had no major injury yet.

Really, you know what I told about? You ain't never sprang your back or no shit like that. You get the door and that shit get stuck like that. You got a big thing. You can do whatever you want to. You can put your foot all on the couch.

You'd be air well, but I don't go. They're hitting with the cross dick. Yeah. Dropping dick in there like. Oh, that right there. That's the one. You hold that motherfucker head down and put your foot over like this.

You're trying to care the bitch. That bitch going to be stuck in that position by the guy. Hey, that mean you did your job. When she stay like that, you be like, you be like, I am the winner. Exactly. When she stay like that,

Go ahead, go ahead. I'm gonna stay like this for a minute. I got some shit I got to figure out. Ooh, this nigga than fuck me into a stealth mode. Oh, my God. That's when you put it in there. You picked this bitch up. She's a whole mannequin.

I'm gonna just kill myself, boy. They got that's hard in the bitch, but. Shout out to all the ladies. That they have a fellow sleep in that position. You just stayed right there and went to sleep. You ain't even get up. Just fell asleep with your ad, toot it up. With a scarf on.

Oh, you know you fucking. Well, you fought a real good. She don't want to go wipe off? You're like, yes. Bish rather go to sleep with the dirty pussy, yes. You ever fuck so good. You go wipe off and come back, she already sleep. You're like, god damn.

She was waiting on that one, boy. She better wake up. We're going to wake up glue to the goddamn sheep. Oh! Babe, I'm stuck. You're stupid. That's going to hurt pulling it off, boy. All right, don't move. I'm a snap.

This bitch, baby. It's all my lips, though. Hey, hey, it is what it is. You step back, I step forward. That's that narrow. They get that shit anyway. That's the shit. That's just snatch it all. Hey, don't nobody, she ain't quicker than the woman

is about to get some big she ain't know what's coming. Boy, y'all motherfuckers do it. Could y'all stop doing that? You ruined it in the pussy, really. And stop using them straight raisin. Yeah, for black women's skin, okay? That shit will have your shit look good that day, but on the growback, ooh.

Your shit be bunk. Stop it in the motherfucker. He'd be like, nigga, I need a nigga know how to re-bred to find out if this pussy safe. This motherfucker is... Try to tell you. Stop doing that. That shit uneas. He said that pussy say stop.

Do not enter. Ah! He'd be trying to shade the pussy too fast. That's why they want to fuck in the door. She knows she got them long-haired lips. I can't do nothing today. Why? I cut my pussy lip.

Ha! I got a band-aid down there. Ah! Ladies, don't be embarrassed at your pussy lips, so what? It's Eschua to play with. It's up. Don't be embarrassed. I'll be talking to it, the pussy.

Why the long face, fella? At a long day, huh? Pussy lips look like snuffle up with his ears. You'd be like, oh, hey there, bird. Stupid. You think is retarded, bro. Man, this theater, what is this theater? This shit looked like somewhere.

that the Dream Girls would have performed me. Jimmy got sold, Jimmy got sold. Jimmy got, Jimmy got sold. I'm talking about nothing but 80s and 90s music in this motherfucker. Yeah. They don't do that no more, DC. You just boys, they don't.

They don't bring the mic away. In the real church. Yes, it is. Not the church. I'm talking about the singing. Oh, no. Well, I'm talking about, boy. That way, I know what time I go to church.

I go to church at 12. Why? That's when the pastor get up there, shit. In the time before that, man, that shit. Be so you're going, boom-gaw, gung-gaw, un-gag-gag-k-k-k-k-k-k. You're like, God, damn, that's loud in here. You know who church I want to go to? I want to go to that nigger church that sing like this.

What's that nigger name? Oh, what's that n-h-h-h-h-h-what his name is? What's his name? What that niger name is? Who? It sounds like y'all saying Ranch Island, niggins. That don't sound like a gospel singer. Yeah, that sounds like something like.

Ranch Island. Is it Rance? What is it? Rance Allen. Rant Island. Oh, he said that oh. Oh, he said that oh. Oh, I love Lord of Name you.

That's him. Oh, I love to name you. He's big head too. That's the thing about being a gossipy. You don't even have to say the whole word. I love new man Send love from you He's like, yeah

And that nigga, that nigga's song, he has I'm gonna go. Rance Allen. We're gonna get him to come. Ain't that like a good gospel. I know, and you know what I like about gospel music fly? Is that like the Kirk Franklin style when you don't, it don't matter what he's singing, he always talked to shit right after.

We love the Lord, said we love the Lord. And he is our Savior, saved us from the and we know what you know he's saying you for all they know what it is and he saved me from the safe me in the sea when he comes to pasture they're like get the mic get the mic get the mic you think of kirk franklin that niggins the puff daddy of gospel bro i love i love like when the choir He's going to drop the whole album, ain't sung shit. He the first DJ Callet on the gospel. Yep.

He brought everybody together. He brought quads and shit that will beat him. They just sung. He said, you know what, y'all need to sing. He never could hold a tone. He'll try. He'll try. And he'll stop.

A's out, though. He'd be like, everybody join, join you. Join your hands. That's him on melodies from heaven. That's him singing on melodies from heaven. That's him. That's him. That thing was stop right in the fist.

Though you won't, Kirk, don't you do that. You see his nose? Why you do that? He touched it for it to not look big, because it was out. But when he touched it, he spreaded it. So it's, it's still big, dick. It's just widespread.

It don't matter. That man, you're going to show up on your ass. I heard what you said, DC. In the name. Man, I got damn. Storm Guns Lama. Simple people. That was the turks most...

That really, I think he put hip hop in gospel. He did. He did. That was the lady did that. That shit looked like a real mystical video. I don't know what the word is. Things that really got me down. Was that the deal with you, nigger?

I thought that was the building, nigga. Put your hands together. Lately, uh, okay. Catch the beat. Catch the beat. Uh, uh, look. Lately I've been on. I've been going through some things that really got me down cold.

Wait a minute, y'all. I'm going to talk prod, D.C., go keep on. I can't explain it. Can't explain it. I can't. Oh, y'all. He's just to love me so, whoa. He's so amazing.

So amazing. He gets me high up to the sky. All the way to the sky. And when I think about the goodness of the vote being called up. Come on. So. Put your hands together.

Stop! Everybody in the house. Hey, I'll put your hands together. Stop! Yeah. Deacon, put your hands together. Deacon. Deacon's sitting over there.

The Deacon is sitting over there. We're going to have a lit-ass gospel choir. Crazy part about it. He knows Kurt Frank. Yeah. That's his home boy. I've been knowing Kurt. I've been knowing Kurt.

He was the choreographer for the stump. That was him. Oh, I love y'all. Shout out to everybody who came out today at 85 South Show. Glory, glory, glory. The coldest podcast that there ever was. You know who this podcast is for. Lighter.

You need a lighter. So, niggas who need a lighter. You about that time. When your officers want to fight that last little part of the block. We want to thank you for coming out to the early service. Everybody coming out here and participating in the early service. What is our good food 30? I don't know what our organ player is doing right now.

He just came in himself. I love on this shit because we can smoke and bill downs Where can we do build and smoke and build downs? That's that country, that Nashville. Who went to church today? Today is Sunday, ain't it? It's like Sunday like a morp for glory, glory, glory.

Who go to one of them church where the lead singer just sings? She only wait for the drama. So when she grabbed the mic. Hey! God, damn, bitch, wait. Amen. You know my favorite sing in the church, D.C.

My favorite sing is that old lady. Can't nobody top her. And I say, the Lord should love you, glory. And I know, I know I say, thank you. Hey, all the old lady in my church, they always cough in the middle they sing. He was like, Jesus, he... Excuse me, I'm gonna start over. Let me start over.

Let me start over. Can I start over? All right, God is with me. Here we go. You imagine them. This motherfucker is having a competition. Well, you want to go for you. Go here, Mother Johnson.

I had the mic first. I had the mic first. Well, I'm going to start by singing a little testimony. I just, I had something glorious happened to me. We all had something glorious happen to me. Well, let me. He said, but I got the same. Jesus is trying to talk to me too.

Well, listen while I'm talking to the people. Sing. I say we're in Nashville to see in the sea. Ain't nowhere yet. And they came to see us today. Stop, stop it. Stop talking when I'm talking. And I say, hey, brother in the front of road with the gold tea.

Did God bless you with those? I hope he did, because if you didn't, you need to take them back and get blessed with the ones that God gave. Your turn. I think that was good. I don't think I got nothing but that one. I said, Jesus want me to find my light turn.

I just gave you a lighter. I lost it. Hold on. You might be lying. You got it back. I told you. That's another one. Fuck it, you just stole one.

I sure did. Hold up, let me get home. This thing, right, you got platinum, team. He got all platinum and damage. He got silvers. You ain't, no, those scissors. Ain't no scissors. He got them.

He got that money. God pit those diamonds in his mouth, but bing, bing, bing, bink. Because he's so dope at people, how do, do, do. And you know he got a gun, so when you see you see you. When you see him, you better run. He's a real Nashville Negro on the crowd.

Uh-huh, uh-huh. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, everybody in Nashville. Speak to Chico. To the white ladies who came out. Thank you for keeping it real. Just don't let nobody know that you was here at this show

because the white boys that you like and going like you no more. Moving on down the line to the front road, yeah. Sing it, take your time. I can tell this lady here got sent that it care. But I know it is okay. Cause you just got it today Because you knew you were coming to see the 85,000 Joe

Go ahead, go ahead To all the people up there with the group on seats I know you feel good because you up there weed But just use the dough you say To take care your son's ways Because he breathed his hair every night, but he's still not getting them. And I don't know what the reason is. Okay.

I don't know what the reason is, but that's happening. Cut the music. Yeah, I know she got old timers. Cut the music. You know she got old timers. She forgot she was in church. Oh, I remember now what I was about to say. My grandson bought me a new week.

way today It wasn't the one that I prefer Matter of fact it looked just like her But I'm away cause he get mad when I don't wear the stuff that he buys Begin how are you Do it sir I've been sitting with his whole time looking to stir How you y'all doing?

No, it is okay. You will get paid in 10 days. Because you know you had a black show and we don't pay on time, brother, but we thank you for being here. Thank you. Hey, this nigga right here got regular chairs, bro. They're just sitting on some regular ass seats.

Carlos, you say, they sit in regular seats. You know, they bought them in here they self because niggins like the creed. Oh, Lord. It is our Jesus. You niggas I've been here for a long damn time. I hear every prayer. Damn.

I heard you, nigger. I'm gonna get back. God damn. Take a picture. I'm gonna have a lot of shit. She said, take a picture. I'm trying to hit you one out. I'm trying to hit your honey.

God damn. I'm gonna get to you. They keep praying, my nigga. I hear you. I got you. Hey, man, this nigga is stupid, man. That's what God sound like. God, damn y'all.

I hear all shit. I'm gonna get back to you. To you, damn! Oh, look, pick on your mama. Look, I'm cussing your goddamn daughter I now. She is. Jesus, Moses, can you please help her, right quick? Oh, look, Jesus, what Jesus is it?

What Jesus is? Hello, hello? What's up, Jesus? Hey, Jesus. What you did doing? And they keep calling up here like that. calling up here like ain't that going on what's going on i said my jesus he's going up make a way yeah i got him and twelve of his partners down there every day

hey be mobbing through the streets sleeping everybody off their feet for all y'all y'all niggas just hold your horses my niggas gonna kick me y'all down Man, he's going to hell. This shit. Ashby, we want to thank you for coming out to the 85 South Show. You left at two from your house. And I hope this show wasn't whacked. And ain't no traffic getting back.

But I got to let you know that we got to go. We get to 85 South Show day. Listen, we live on that. It's wide open. Hey, if anybody needs a blessing, come down to the 85 South Show and we will just bestow the blessings of God. Hey, God, what are you going to bless the people with?

Hey, y'all, I just want you y'all to know. Y'all keep calling up there. I'm going to pick up every phone call. I'm going to talk with y'all. Keep praying. Keep praying. Amen. 85 South Show.

We will see y'all. Thank y'all for coming out at 4 o'clock. What you say, y'all? Appreciate you. Appreciate y'all, Nashville. I know y'all. I love every last one of y'all. Yeah, yeah.

It's a couple big niggas getting up and talking about you, yeah, yeah. We got to go take a picture. Oh, my God, this nigga flies a fool. That boy, crazy. All right, Nashville. Thank y'all from coming out and represent with the 85 sound show. Give it up one more time. Chico B. D.C., y'all, cry, and Carlo Spiller.

We want to thank y'all who represent for the show, and you have to be free... Hey, man, hold that to you because of your mama, huh? Hey, no, that shit hurt me. Hey, man. Hold on, we're all right now. One down. One down. That's all right now.

All right, man. One down. We were loaded. We were out there. We're out here. That's crazy. Hey. That Nick Carlos said, stupid people come out of batch of a slow net.

Slow net. If you have any other than any insignia. We need to be on the same thing. Man, Jay, we're going to fight your head. You the motherfuckers going to be. And we all in there. Who the fuck? Who the fuck Chad saw?

That bitch with the 85 South show. I want the titty point cut out. That don't have shit to do with us. Listen, guys, if you have an insignia, you're wearing that logo, you're part of something, okay? And I want you guys to hold yourself to a certain quality, right? That fucking cursive ass means something! You can't respect the cursive ass. You're just going to have to take your booty and leave.

Get your booty and go. Because we're just getting started. This is just the beginning. I don't know who you guys think we work we work for. You don't know where you think we are, but we're not there yet. And we'll never get there. Hey, next week, we're going to have a sign-in sheet. Hey, man, the white guy doesn't pays us.

We cut our own fucking checks here. Now, these guys do what they need to do on stage, and we as a production team that's doing what we need to do. I thought I was going to hit you on one of these, okay, guys? No shot at anybody. They're not going to call anybody out. Definitely not going to do that. But hey, if you have an insignia, all right? Well, this is the thing, no, he said, nobody's fired, but that many thought about it.

We're not letting you think about it, though. No, what's going on to do you call to me, though? Hey, do I have everybody's attention? Do I have everyone's attention? Guys, can we wait, the D.C.'s off the phone. Everyone's attention. Everyone needs to hear this. Oh, my God.

The food will be there when I finish talking guy, all right? What's the tall is that? Hey, who the fuck is clicking some fucking spatulas? Who's doing with Joe? Joe, look, we know you're important, all right? With the goddamn Malibu wear, they're not gonna be able to do it anymore. All right, if you're working on an 85 South show,

you need to have some insignia in the shit. All right, I'm sorry. Joe, I don't know what this whole, purgent shirt is, if you think you're better than us, you got us fucked up. You're not, all right? Where's your shirt? I get a shirt, Bob.

You need a shirt, bro. Joe, don't ever disrespect this team. You're trying to be a solo. You're trying to go solo. You're dressed like a 70s cocaine dealer. Come on, I don't trust you. You think you're icier than us? We got news for you, buddy.

That shirt looked like he came with a pack of cigarette. Go-Rail cigarette. Hey, it looks like if you cut it up, you can wear it as a duress. That shirt looked like it used to be cursing. Hey, hey, hey, guys. Let's get serious. Let's get serious. Hey, cat.

Don't stop fucking sweating, all right? It's not even hot in you, all right? It's not hot, all right? That's your body. Look, guys, if you got a cup in your jeans, we need to address it. What we're not going to be doing, it's always the cuffing their damn damn damn pants legs. If you got their logo on your chest. I know what it did?

You know what he did, Carlos? I am the front down in the front of the shoe and slip his foot in the back. That's what you're just talking about, big-ass jeans, being out of a motherfucking uniform. Joe, where your shit at you? I'm not my shit. Who the fuck wear workout pants in the goddamn button up? Only a nigger on cocaine. You look like an old cocaine, nigga.

Real, you're like a nigga who's... I'm talking I got good money, but you snout. Hey, J-O-Wen? You're not in fucking Harlem in the 20s, all right? It's not the Renaissance, Sarah. Take the glasses in the 20s. Look at his name, look. All right?

You're not the fucking Renaissance, Sarah. Stop talking like your fucking bulljangles, all right? It doesn't make any sense. Guys, all pants must cover your entire legs. Your knees can't be out. This is serious. Fuck around and snag that on one of the course backstage. Bosslady, hey, hey, hey.

We love Beyonce, but she's not here, all right? I mean, you got a hoodie on that you paid for somebody else. I mean, if there's anybody's hoodies all around. They have one on. I mean, I like to have, but it doesn't match. All right? All right? All right?

Don't think it's a cake walk. That's what you all think. That's what you all think. This is bad. This is the motherfucker is the pessimist. This is the pessimist. man, that's your new day. Look how he's sitting there. He made, Chico, wait till he...

First, someone. Let somebody go. I'm telling you, surviving 85 South for 20 years, I'm telling you, this nigga is going to be sitting in front of a camera, he's going to walk in the light, going to be on. He's going to sit down. You're ready, yeah. So, tell us a little bit about your story. Well, first of all, we never knew when D.C. was on the ride. Somebody.

Someone thought you could wear fucking flip-flop to a laugh show. The nerve of these bastards. I had a guy, he was on the team. His name's Cat. Yeah, he doesn't leave the house anymore. I can't say. He's got a lot of weight. But, uh...

Way flip-lop. You got in the train. You are never wearing those. That nigga, Chad, made this nigga put some shoes on, man. He's never wearing those fliplocks again, my name. Yeah, man, this is a nigger with your shoes on, cap. That's tripping right there. Man, tripping!

That's the guy in the flip-up. Look at that. What the fuck you are? This is a nigger with the flip-flops on. This is a hell, man. Like, he ain't already say something to the nigger before he called to me. Who put your shit back on? He said, where your shoes at?

In the car? I need to put your shit back. Not see what color your socks is, governor. Tows must have been awful, man. Why are you going to get a shoes at? Damn. Hey, tell you know, they may need me his a theater. The cats.

Can't walk them on a fella's sorry for him and whispered it. Look like, I got to tear a teeth. Jack, tell a nigga you're sorry, man. That's fucked up. We would never do you like that, bro. We would never do you like that. You know, your man tripping. This man is all the hoarse.

Man, you see about three shows and a dress coat. You know what we get a dress coat? Am I in it? Am I in it? D.C. I don't get the dress coat. That man, they get the shoes on. Hey, that boy can't be walking around there with a recorder with flip floor.

What if you fall? He's going back, whole camera going back, shit, big blue, we all look. That's tripping, girl. Boy, says it's a bidding, man, you gotta have on clay. It's her attire. I can't believe I got advice. You go to lean, think about it, you go to lean, let somebody step on the back of your flip-flop.

Boy, you can't go, no way, bud. You can't go, man, where you're doing? You got to look up, somebody on your shit? You can hold up. Hey, man. Hey, look, do you know this nick got a heel splint? His feet hurt like the motherfucker like me. This nigga had to go to the hospital in the morning.

You're going to hear from here. Hey, this is what you do. Send Chad to picture of you in the cast. Like, yeah, I put my shoes on. My ain't. New shoes, small in here or shit. Couldn't hear like that back here. Get your man, bro.

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