The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The 85 South Show & "Friends" | Ep. 34

Episode Date: July 29, 2016

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Welcome back. This is the 85 South Show. It's your man. Oh, shit. You almost threw up on yourself, what? That was a good bird. 85. 85.

85, hey. Hey, what's up? It's 85 South Show. It's your man, Carlos Miller. It's your boy DC on fly. Man, Clayton English, a.k.a. Sabado Delino. We are in here today, man. We're bringing out all our character homeboys.

Yo, we got a lot of people that we rock with that we shouldn't rock with, but we kind of rock with it. Wait a minute. First of all, what we've said. What the fuck the Sabado Domingo. Oh, that's Saturday and Sunday. I'm the weekend, baby. I'm over here like, did he just say? No, no, man.

Saturday and Sunday, I'm the weekend of these days. Sabado. You know, I go to them Spanish-speaking countries. I feel like the weekend around. If you would never say it, I would have went up to a bit, like, hey, you know, I got that something down to me. Hey, feel free to use it. That's what I put it out there for. You got this Saturday and this Sunday?

What does that mean? Yes. Yeah, it's what it is, man. This is the 8-5 South show. We're chilling today, man. We really just fucking with the fans, man. This one for the fans, man. Seeing what the fans like, man, this is.

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Y'all swear you need the stuff Cause this shit right here I swear it's gonna get your wrestle Yeah, if you're going through somebody I swear this is what it is And you ain't got no parlor cook niggas Just hang your bids Hey, I got that hand sanitizer

Cause I'm killing germs I'm gonna rap right now Cause it's my turn Your girlfriend need a perm I think she needs some edges She wanna fuck with me Because I had a neck and in the living room Booty all up on the couch

Left the t-shirt on But she took the titties out She took the titties out She took the tities out Hit it all up on the couch And made a pull the titties out Hey Pay attention, get you a subscription

Up up on the YouTube What you've been missing Hey 85 South show wilder then we tripping We take a little break in We put it into this Hey It don't matter

I'm gonna make sure they remember Hey, 85 South, so I swear it's gonna be younger. Hey, I'm gonna tell you now, man, your bitch is a tundle. Hey, I dip her in some hundred more sauce, then I dip her. Ew, this the 85 South. Huh, y'all, 805 salt. Huh, what, y'all? This the 85 South.

Huh? What? Y'all. This ain't no radio show. This is a podcast. This for them girl with big titty's who ain't got no ass. No way Ain't a show

It's just a park head This fun of the girls Who got big tis But she ain't got no wad Bitch you ain't got no way Bitch you need to stuh Yeah Bitch you ain't got no way

bitch you need to stuff Yeah Bitch you ain't got no way Bitch you need to stuff Matter back Come back I fuck you need some hell Hey

We're in there bitch Man we're in there bitch You're in there bitch You're stupid How did y'all Asking me why this and why Clayton who else Who are you no listening

to the show Huh? Who you know Listen to that? Oh, I know everybody listening to it, man Who's famous listening to this shit? Everybody listening to it

Bill Clinton I had a deaf person to him in this show was here He was like, hey, 85 ain't fine

Keep doing it Keep doing it He might not have been Deaf, though He'd be the nigger in the car in the comments I'd be in the Covey

Oh, Craig I'm in coming No, they love us He said he can read look He said he He heard everything He read look He reads this the whole time.

He said, oh, hey, yo, but I'll be in the comment. And if they type what you're saying, you're doing it. Hey, make sure you type what we say in the comments with our deaf home boy, bro. Hey, look, we're working on putting the show in Braille for everybody. If anybody out there can write in Braille, help us out, man. Transcript some of these shows and get it out to the masses. We want somebody to transfer this shit into some African dialects, too. For real.

We got a lot of fans out of South Africa. Yeah, we got a lot of fans that need to hear. Take it to the village and let them know. And our Arabic fans, let me tell you something. Because I know a little bit. I know. I know. Y'all motherfuckers got to change your shit back to English when y'all, when y'all

when y'all seen your comments and shit. Oh, you don't know what they say? I'm thinking that shit be like, man, this nigga here trying to do some shit. You can't read that? My phone about to blow up. I got to start. You can't read. Y'all think I'd be bullshit.

Somebody. Somebody hit me from Bangladesh, doesn't it, brumjabi. M.C. I got here from Bangladesh. I don't know who it was, bro. But they definitely was playing that shit in the background. I'll be in the comment. And if what they'll be saying, it's hilarious.

What you be broke? It's fucked up. I be in the comment. It's a deaf dude that's going to hear this. And he's going to be like. He's going to be in the comment. He's going to be like, man, that knick was talking crazy about the deaf dude. What is he's going to be in the shit?

Type it up. Stop that shit, fly. Type it up. We're going to get this show translated to vibration. So everybody can hear that shit. We need to have subtitles on our shit. We're going to have subtitles. No, you know what?

You know what? If you're deaf, just turn the speakers up and put your head on. You're stupid as hell. Just listen for the vibration. Hey, you know, that's stupid. Y'all laughing, but we do. Oh, some real shit. We do have some people who listen to this show, man.

Man, we got all type of people to listen to this show. All different walks of life, man. All different stuff they're going to do. We even got people that can't walk then watch this show. Yeah. No, my dog in the wheelchair. He goes, give a fuck. Out of Arkansas, my nigga, he was like,

bro, y'all shit, funny, yeah. My little dog got it. I bullshit you night, Little Rock Arkansas. What do you say? He'd say, he'd be working out now and shit? No, he'd say he just, you know, sometimes he'd be rolling around with us on rotation. Yeah, you know, we got people listening

using sign language, really can't talk. That's what's up, bro. Got people in the wheelchair, really can't walk. We do got one fan that listen to us in dialysis. They hit us the other week, and we're going to always shout them out. I swear on everything. Yeah, most definitely to that person. But I swear on everything, we got deaf fans, man.

I'm telling, the nigger walked up on me. He was like, come in. I was like, hell, law. Stop doing this. Stop doing this. He was going to beat you up, bro. He was like, come out. I hope they fuck you up.

I was like, man, what's up? I hope you get a. Let me all let you. I hope you get one. I hope you get it. Let me all let you. I hope you get one. I was on my street shit.

I was like, nigger, what's up? He was like, I'm gift, but my girl love you. I said, oh, what's up? And she said, we love you. I said, both of these, motherfuck. That's fucked up, bro. That's fucked up, bro. When I reached in for a DAP, she gave me a hug.

I was like, we're like, where are you? I said, oh, that bitch. Boy, you stupid. You're stupid. No, but on some real shit, don't never feel bad about your disability. Some people don't even know they have disabilities. You ever, like, went to dapper motherfucker up, and they had that little bitty baby hand. You're like, ooh, that's a little bit of hand.

That little baby hand. And it hooked like hands. It got, it got it. So you see it when they're hooked up. They'd be like, what's so? You be like, ah. Look, if you have that little hand, you're supposed to be laughing right now.

You better not be sussing. I didn't say none of this shit. We fuck with you. Hey, I had to die that more. How you do it? Don't touch me with it. I gave him a doubt. I said, ah.

You ain't going to give me with that one, bro. Bro, you stupid as fuck, man. Hell no. But we really do have people like that watching. this show man and if you can't laugh at that shit and why you fucking with the 85 South show you know we still love your ugly laugh. Hey look

it's people that's got problems that they don't even know they got. Like what? There's people out there to think people like them. Nobody fuck with you. Real. Talk to them. Nobody like you. Stop forcing yourself on people. Nobody invited you.

Stop saying, well, I'm gonna come along. When you find yourself asking shit like, man, why y'all ain't tell me? Because it's the reason for all that shit. Well, shit, I'm gonna go with y'all. No, you're not. You're not invited. We're telling you that we're leaving right now

because we're tired of fucking with you. You can't go. That's fucked up, bro. D.C. that made fun of our deaf audience. They're going to stop listening to the show. I'm in the comment. I'm in the comment. I'd be like, what a shit?

Every episode I say, what is shit? Fly. He's going to stop listening, bro. Stop that shit. You just alienated. He's going to. Let me tell you some,

deaf people are like the best readers. No. Well, make sure you look at the camera. What are you going to write the show out for? Hey, yeah. Hey, Joe, can we put this shit in closed captions for the deaf people? Yeah, make sure you put it on that, bro. Don't, like, go back and turn all the closed captions.

I don't want nobody to be left out. This is the 85 South Show. This is a podcast for niggas who can't even hear. And I appreciate it. Yeah. This is podcast for people with disabilities who don't want no help. Like you've got disabilities, but you don't want to know. I can do it.

You know what? It's people that can't hear. That need to hear this shit. It's people that can't hear that listen better than people they can hear. Have you ever seen a nigga with that little bit of hand trying to hold groceries? Shut the fuck up, Flack. He's like, bro, you see it, slide a die? You're like, I got to, bro.

See, y'all laughing and shit. My stepbrother got that little arm that's fucked up. My folk got that little arm. That arm strong as a bitch, bro. Man, my little folk got that arm. will he be shooting pool? You're talking about your boy from, what you call it, 3-6?

DJ Paul. DJ Paul. My stepbrother got the ball. DJ Paul is a dog who you do not trust. He'll do your ass. It's a pool boy. He's like, hey, that ain't going to hit the back. Hey.

And they go back. What do you use the hand for to hold it? No, he's there to support. That's what I'm saying. And he shoot with the good hand. He's a good hand. And he leaned on the pool table. You're stupid, man.

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on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. You know how I used to fuck with my stepbrother who got this little arm? He used to piss me off. I'd just get the lemon pepper and a sprinkle lemon pepper. He was like, bro, what you doing? I'm putting some lemon pep on that wing.

You're stupid. You're dead raw. Now, that hurt. Yeah, we was real childish growing up. That's very child. Very, real childish growing up. But look, though, like, what if they got their little hand, but they drive a stick? You're stupid.

Ain't no driving a stick. You know what? You're laughing, but that little hand don't stop them from doing shit. Hell, nah. That little hand grip, be strong than a motherfucker. You know what? That's why when he tried to dab me, I was like, hell, nah. I used to be like, bro, open this.

No, see, that's the thing. That's the thing. They don't hit you with the little one. They grab you with the little. They grab you with it. And they're not letting go with that little one. They're going to whack you around with the good big one. Because the good one be bigger.

And you're going to be close. And then they just go wear your ass out with that. Bro, we just spend way too much time talking about disabilities today. No, I fought with them. I got, I had two disabilities in my family. Oh, I thought you're just about to say in your life. I was about to say shit. I was like, this nigga, Forrest Gump.

You fuck around. Look at this shoe. One of them bigger than the other one. Why that shoe got so much soul? I never noticed that. He got that little metal thing on his ankles. Hey, bro, I used to, I swore on everything. When I used see kids, like, when I were crumming up,

I'm like, damn, bro, why that nigga's so big and fuck? Like, it bigger than the other one, like, pig, like, they beat. Yeah, like a shoe suit. Yeah, man, balance out. Why don't you have, why don't you have for one so big and fuck? He's like, bro, because my little leg. Shorted than nothing, man. I was like, oh.

Like, shit, why you just won't add to your leg instead of. You're motherfucking retarded. This nigga is retarded. You want to add to your leg? Mo shoe way cheaper than more leg. You stupid as fucking. You have any idea how much more leg costs? You know how many tall midges it would be?

If more legs was just cheap, there'd be a lot of tall midges with little torsos. Long legs, but little torso. Now, why your upper head looks like a Lego man? Man, look, man. Shut up. Look, man. I'll tell you what.

You have my goddamn business. I'm like, your voice ain't made to be up high. Okay, I'll tell you what. They'd be looking like pinky in the brain when he put on the suit. Like the little rascals When they're trying to sneak in the movies Two big people on top Three little motherfuckers in a trench coat

Three motherfuckers in a trench coat You don't matter how to tell you how you can't get rid of that midget's voice Ah yes, two tickets please Excuse me Down here, two tickets please See fingers See fingers come through the counter Here you go

Like bitch Where's your ID? Uh-uh don't put it in my head Put it in my pocket. Put in my pocket. I used, you know, I used to work in the circus for a little while. And, like, I used to work with the universe whole circus. I used to have to be around midgets all the time.

I wasn't used to it. First time I saw one run fast, it fucked me up. It made me sick. I threw up. No, he was running fast. I didn't know they had different speeds. He was getting his knees up. I ain't even know he had knees.

He was getting them up, though. He was moving fast. And plus, when they talk to you, they use their hands. They're real expressive. and I'm tall so I got to look down at them and they're short so they got to look up at me so the whole time it just keep looking like they want me to pick them up

yeah and then the next thing you know and I'm like oh you need to be burped I don't know I didn't know that when midges got together they didn't want no like regular size people around oh at a function yeah like I went to a little party and shit and you walked in and record stop the music stop

they got all in the corner like the midges they was all in the corner shit and my home girl she imaged so I was with her and shit, they was over there talking and then dude was like, hold up, bro, excuse me. Damn, all up in our little conversation. I was like, damn, I got, walk the fuck off. Nick, I remember we was in the pack club, right?

Hey, shout out to the midges that listened to, man. This fucked up. Y'all fucked up and talking about music. No, we only, we got like four or five minutes to listen to the show. Little people. I'm in the club, right? It packed their foot.

I'm in the club. That's what I was saying. It was packing hell. So I'm like, man. But this was back in the day. Before that was, before everything was kosher. We didn't know about it. ignorant in the past.

I'm in the club, right? It packed and I'm like, damn, man. So I keep turning around, because I was like, all right, the fur poke on the ass. I'm like, all right, it's just packed. So I'm like, all right, bro.

So it was a poke again. I was like, hey, bro, excuse me. He was like, bro, that ain't me. I looked down in this midget. I'm like, this nigga, his face killed poking me in my ass. Because the club. That's crazy.

Fly, you know, for a, you remember we on to that one show in Missouri and the little midget bitch were trying to get with me. Bro, why she sent me She did, she sent me the news She sent me the news Why her feet in all the pictures

All of them And that ass fat, but look at her feet A little feet You're stupid You saw the little midget Well, excuse me The little person's stripper That jump on people

She rode off the stage Okay, you're gonna have to bleep all the M words Bleep the M word When you call the nigga E.T The fucking Mexican Michael Jett That shit was clack That's why we got to be careful who we bring on the show.

One of two, three, five, Ratt, that. Six, d'est, d'ez. But I, but, Michael Jackson said thai. Oh, my man. Oh, yeah, he's been saying. One, two, three, four, Cinco, six, six.

I'm like, you know what? Get your ass home, Mexican Michael Jackson. Oh, shit. That should be funny. Why E.T. did look like the Mexican Michael Jackson. I don't know, man. Hey, shout out to the dirty boys, man. Shout out to them.

He crazy. It probably really is a Mexican Michael Jackson out there. And it comb and a dab. Y'all seen that got down. I like that trap, Michael Jackson. Yeah, that shit was funny. Like, what are Michael Jackson were doing? And you know what I'm waiting on, though?

I'm waiting on some trap. Sipping on the lean. Y'all know what I mean. Smoking on the green. Double cup. I'm like, what I'm like, what I'm like, That's it hard, Mike. I'm waiting on somebody to do, like, the trap version of some Prince music, though.

Mike was on it. Like, the wave that music is now. Yeah. Mike was on that with Dirty Diana. If you listen to Dirty Diana, he's on the same type of shit these motherfuckers be on now. He's talking about the little groupie bitch trying to be everywhere. That was Bill a Gene. But Dirty Diana, he go in.

He talked about how this bitch be at every show. Okay, you got to think about it. When we say now they... She likes the boys in the band. She knows when they come in town. She had Instagram back then. She already knew that schedule. This was reading the newspaper.

New edition is coming Tuesday. I should be back there. She's only your fan after the show. That's okay. Now baby, do what you want. Freakingting and talk. Rist and peace to Michael Jackson. Hey, I will say that it is something that little thoughts say.

That's okay. Hey, I take you getting nothing to eat. That's okay. got to go home. You're kicking me out? Yeah. She said that that's okay. They will say that. Yeah, that shit crazy, man. Why the Mike was here for real?

I wish he was, though. That shit would be crazy. Mike listened to the show. Popping that pussy on a real nigga. Put that pussy in a handstand for me, baby. You know what, Mike? I got to get that mic. How he asked for some head?

I asked for the head. Excuse me. I'm about to pull my dick out. Can I get some hair? Who, who sloppy type it. We're like, what the fuck they didn't that say? Damn, man. Rest in peace to Michael Jackson.

Rest in peace, the Prince. I'm ready to hear some. I haven't heard no trap remixes or no print song yet. Been waiting on some shit like that. Like they did the trap Michael Jackson. Hopefully somebody give me some trap Purple Rain. Just one or two. You know, don't overdo it.

You know the only, just give me like a trap purple rain. You know the only, like a trap like, you know what I'm saying? Erotic City. The print song, the only print zone that's on Apple? music is a screwed and chop version of Purple Rain. Oh, they got Prince music on title. Yeah. You can check it out on title.

Shout out to Jayze and Beyonce. They're the highest paid couple in the fucking world. It's your boy. It's your boy hold, man. I saw some shit today. I wish my girl would go off on me and that shit was worth million. Bro, I saw this shit the day that said Gordon Ramsey didn't make as much money as Beyonce. You know the chef Gordon Ram?

Yeah, I believe it. I don't know about that. I believe it. All this money has been flown around and we're in poverty like hell. Look, he got restaurants and he get paid to cuss people out. Yeah. Tell him the nigga chef friends me. No, you're not doing it. You need to add more women juice.

Like, what the fuck? Here, take these two pieces of bread. Put your head in between it and make yourself a shit sandwich. Yeah, that's the kind of stuff feels safe to you. That's what he'll say to you. He's here. Look at the chicken. The chicken is so black.

It just handed me a fucking mixtape. Then he'd act like he really like. the food before he just give it a description he was fucking horrible this is the worst fucking thing I ever put in my fucking mouth like damn niggas

you shouldn't know I'd I much rather eat the cheese from an old man's cock than to eat this food like well you know what like this shit is way too extreme you can have that in all my years I would rather eat the hairs

from a wrinkly asshole what In all my years of being a chef Never have I had Anything as file Disgusting and putrid As these Pringles Pringles, I bought them like that

I didn't even make things Man I'd be like fuck that nigga man And his food probably ain't that damn good Did you wash the shrimp His food's supposed to be on point Did you wash the shrimp? What did you wash them with? Shit!

Oh my God This guy is fucking crazy, he did go off one time. I have had patty pies that was better than this fucking pie. He told the people he said, he said, you've got ice in there. It's not our ice talk.

He said, but that's what we use it for. Shout out the Gordon Ramsey. They don't know that real niggas be watching this shit, bro. Oh, that's what I forgot with? What? I really,

I'm late. I fuck with that shark tank. You man, the shark tank? What? I really have been picking up on games. Oh, I'm gonna go on an episode. I'm supposed to go on next year.

For real. Yeah. I got some new shit coming out. What is it? I'm coming out with my own line of bread. I'm the first person to do it. It's gonna be all end pieces. First person never come out, a whole lot full of end pieces.

For real. It's the best shit ever. End pieces of the strongest piece of bread. Try spreading cold peanut butter on a regular piece of bread. You'll slice your goddamn hand on. What's you calling you? You use the end piece. You can wipe that shit off like a sword.

You can use the end piece as an oven mitt if you do it fast enough. Look, man, y'all not going to keep. What you call it? Halting my dream, huh? What are you calling? Either all good things come to an end. Or I'm going to call them just the tip. Have you tried putting just the tip in your mouth in the morning?

That's the commercial. I got one. End up with a sandwich. End over end. Boy, that's hilarious, bro. I'm coming out with, I'm going on Shark Tank, so I need all the investors, for real. First, they're going to look at you. They're going to look at you, like, what the fuck?

They're going to be like, that was brilliant. That was brilliant. I'm willing to put five. But this is the crazy part about it. They be like, I'm willing to put $500,000 into your investment for 80%.

It can be like, Nick would be at the highlight he's robbing you. Don't do it. And the nigga be like, I've been careful. I just couldn't wait to get here to meet with Carlos

to invest in my, I'm going to go. You know what, Carlos? This was fucking him up, though. I'm going to give me 400,000 and you can get 75%

and he'll be like, this would be fucking him up though. When they asked, hey, that black dude don't buy nothing. Let's ask this one question It fuck everybody up How many of them have you sold so far?

Oh, well see, look All right, see that's what I'm talking about Selling is overrated No, look There's a lot of people want it We got a distributor in Mexico But the plant got shut down A lot of people want to say

They'd be like the inventory Does they fuck up with the sales With the inventory They'd be like so how much you sold? We'd be like see look We only sold 10,000 dollars We've got a million dollars of inventory We got a million

A million and 500 inventory You got a million and 500 shit put up I feel you, but how many have you sold, though? See, we're capable of saying it because we sold 10,000. I feel you. But we got a million dollars of inventory. But how many have you sold, though? We got a million dollars in the inventory.

And if we said, oh, we got a million dollars. That's a no for me, though. Well, look, we sold one. We sold one, but I believe in the product so much, I bought it back. I don't even want it to be out there like that. You know what? You know what? You know what?

I'm out. I just can't. I just don't see how I'm going to make my money back. You know what? I give you an offer. I give you offer because your marketing is horrible. But I can see it going somewhere. But how about this?

You be $2. Honeybund and a swisher. You know what? And I own... You know what? 30% of your company. Who gave these niggas a podcast? I mean, I'm sitting here listening to these niggas.

I'm like, what the fuck is going on over here? You're fucking talking about. Who the fuck are you talking about? These moolies. Listen, listen, you come in here, you talk to me about niggas. I don't know any niggas. I never said nothing about no niggas. I never said nothing about no niggas.

That's why I don't hire niggas. Well, you think I'm going to hire some niggas? They don't know how to cook spaghetti. I'm not going to hire any jigs. Listen, listen, listen. Wait, wait a minute. Everybody, everybody. Charlie, wait a minute, Charlie, you're not a made man, Charlie.

I tell you this, every fucking. You're going to bust my balls over here. You're going to bust my balls. Every fucking week. Oh, man, there's going to be ball juice everywhere, man. Let him talk. You're going to bust my balls. Let him talk.

I'm not cleaning up today. Don't you fucking. Don't you fucking give me any shit, you fucking moly. I told you I had to run. That's not funny. My fucking. You fucking. You fucking eat zucchini in Primavale.

What do you expect? What do you expect? Oh, you use a doctor. Who brought this motherfucker over here? Oh, wise guy. He's a doctor. Zucani Primavera. So you guys gonna sit here and you're gonna fucking bust my balls over here

and my fucking place. I'm not cleaning up. Whoa. I told you. I'm not cleaning up. Somebody getting my fucking brother Joey over here. Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Oh, hold on. Oh, wait a minute. We're talking about Joey two thumbs. Joey three thumbs or Joey no thumbs? No, I'm talking about Joey the moly. You know Joey the moly. Oh, you use a way.

Listen to me. We're not calling you. Joey, you know Joey. We're going to call the moolies over here. Jolie sticks, my niggins. So you're trying to tell me that I'm going to take money from us and give them to the jigs. Is that what you're saying? That ain't what we saying. You're trying to say, I'm a fucking nigger lover. Is that what

you're saying? You're trying to say, I love niggas. I don't love no fucking niggas over here. Why do they say niggins every entire? All in my place, in my place. Never here. We never bring niggers here, ever. No niggers are loud. I swear of God, on every, on my mother's eyes. They never bring niggas around here.

Except for Michael Jackson. Oh, okay, but Michael's no nigger. Michael Jackson's no nigger. No nigger can move like that. And Nick, and we get, I like Nick Cannon. I like Nick Cannon. I like Nick Cannon. He's a good boy.

He never should have left Mariah. He should. That's a sweet piece of ass. I don't know how you would leave a piece of ass like that. How would you like the brother's sausage on that one? He didn't leave. He didn't leave. I'd like to give of the old brajou, you know what I mean?

I don't think he eats ass because you, you know, I ease the ass. Well, you know, she's no good now because you know what they say about those niggas. You know what they say. It's fucking ridiculous this thing. You know what I mean? Because I got juicy to meet the ball. Yeah, man. You know, they say those niggers, they have, you know, those dicks with hands on the end.

I swear to God, man. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hey, I don't know. I don't know that. What are you saying? What are you saying? What are you saying?

What are you saying? I told you. What did I tell you, Carl? He told me. What did I tell you, Carl? Listen, Colosional. So what, what are you saying? What are you trying to say?

Hey, if Rocky would have stayed in the ring, everything would have been okay, all right? That's the end of discussion. Hey, cool out. Okay, everybody relax. Everybody just fucking relaxed. Another round of drinks on me. Fuck it. Okay.

No, I don't want to fucking drink. No, no. We got all. excited. We got all excited. We got all excited over here. Let me tell you some. For no reason. It was a big deal for no reason. It was a big deal for no fucking reason. Everything's going to wake itself out. I'm going to talk to Chicago. We have no. Hey, hey, you got a problem. You got a problem. Because if you two have problems, I have problems. But if we have no problems, I have no fucking problem. Why do you like to indirectly threats? Like, we don't know

what the fuck that means, Charlie. Hey, hey, don't bust my balls. Don't bust my balls over here. I'm not cleaning up. I'm not cleaning up. Nobody said you had to do anything, huh? Because Every time some bullshit happens, you want to shoot somebody and I got to clean it up. I'm not cleaning up today. That was one fucking time. You clean up blood. One fucking time. I never hear the end of it.

You don't shoot. Who the fuck is this guy? Because. You're supposed to put plastic down first. Everybody knows you put plastic down. Did you think you shoot? He's a wise guy. Do you guys really think I know when I'm going to shoot a cocksucker?

Huh? I don't know. I don't know when I'm going to shoot a cocksucker. That's why we got to be prepared. And then you want us to do you. extra work and clean up. And you're going to bust my balls over here. Listen, I wish they was busted already. This fucking guy. Hey, hey, chill out. You got Phil all excited. All right, Phil, Phil. Let's go grab a bite to eat. I can do that.

Phil, Phil, you want to go get a little of pastroly? I could eat. You want to go get a little push truly? I could eat. See, that's your problem. You always want to steal my best friends, Charlie. We might be going to get a bite to eat. We don't want you there. Well, fuck it. I ain't fucking what you all about that. I guess I'll see you. guys later. I don't know. Fucking a yoga here. I didn't care with the raspy shit.

I was like, dig it. You're fine him back. That's Phil. He's always yoga. They always got one that's about the back. You got Phil. I'm excited, you cuck, sucker. Turn his oxygen up.

Turn it up. Not off, motherfucker. Turn the shit up. Relax. Relax. Okay. For my heart podcasts and Rekokeau. punch, this is the turning, River Road.

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Everybody. The mafia going to show up and fucking. Who was those guys you had on their show? They're going to be mad. I'll be God damn. Well, what are you talking about now, D.C.? You know what? Look, I went down to the store.

Nope. We're not going to talk about that. We're going to talk about these goddamn black lives matter, people. Black? Blocking the goddamn ropes. Well, let me tell you. I get on 75 trying to go up to my sister's album at work. These black sunbits has got the whole goddamn road just a block off hollering in a hooping.

Well, let me tell you, stuff. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I might sound like a traitor. Talking about a goddamn black lives matter. All lives matter. God damn. That don't give a fuck who you ask.

Steve. Well, hold on there now. I won't say this. Look, now, all niggers. Ain't bad niggers. Damn shiel ain't. Because my daughter got a little half-nigger and I love the shit out of him and I'll shoot anyone.

Now, D.C., let me tell you. You know what they say is worse than a nigger? What's worse than a nigger? Another one. Let me tell you something. Ain't nothing wrong with a nigger. Have you ever fuck one of those niggers? Let me tell you something.

I couldn't do that. That thing they call a pussy. I wouldn't do that. Listen. Fuck what you're talking about. It's like having grape juice and you never had it. It's beautiful. I couldn't do it.

You drink water all your life and all of a sudden you had grape juice. I couldn't do it. I'm used to water all. all my life and all of a sudden I had grape juice that pussy tastes like grape juice. I like my women like a Coca-Cola that's been sitting on the dashboard, flat. Shout out to them redneck dude

that talk in cursive. She, you know, really a lot of times they come down and then she and me, I'm not fin of standing around. That's a kid that here. I'm not for nothing. For who?

For me and you? This is what I'm going to say right here real quick before I get, for I get, Before I get out of here. What are you going to do? Before I go. What you're going to do? I'm going to say it one time.

What are you going to say? Now, you know, I'm not prejudiced or racist or anything like that. But when these black lives matter people get to hooping and hollering talking about shooting polices, then that's when I have a problem with it, buddy. That's where I draw the line. Well, I'm going to tell you one thing. Blue Lives Matter. My brother, my brother, Del, is a police officer.

Listen to me, I don't have a problem with the black lives. Sheriff Deputy, but that's the police officer. I don't have a problem with the Black Lives Matter. I got a lot of problems with it. You can march all you want to. First of all, I want to tell you is, stop it at 12 o'clock. They're black. You ain't got to go to 1.30, 2.30.

Hell, they're not going to stop at 12 o'clock. They're not going to stop at 2.30 in the fucking morning. They don't have no sense of time. They've been out. Hell, they just showed up at 12.30. Hell, you don't sleep all day. You ain't got to go up to 2.30 in the morning. We heard you at 11.

Hell, you've been hollering and hooping. he shot my cousin or when the police tell you to lay your ass down guess what you're supposed to do cut all that shit lay your ass down if you can't respect the police

when they say do something they're going to shoot you and there ain't no two ways about it cut that shit yeah that's fucking that's too real you can't play that that's too fucking real

they really be on Facebook with that shit they kill enough well no they're not actually you guys are killing you guys, because last weekend in Chicago, 688 people got shot and nobody said

a goddamn thing, and all of them were black. Somebody did say something, though. They put them numbers out. I didn't hear nothing. The numbers ain't come out. I didn't hear nothing. They'd be justifying hell out of that shit. 712 people got shot two weeks ago and not one of you said

nothing. Let me tell you something. That's because we raped somebody only get 12 months and you rape somebody and get five years of prison. That shit is privilege. They explain it to me, bro. What? Like, they be knowing what they doing sometimes. They do that shit, bro.

They be knowing that, like... I got to pee. This lady, after my show, she was like, well, y'all never hear about white people doing a drive-by. And I ain't say nothing about drive-bys in my show or nothing. And I was like, well, I saw Sarah Palin shooting a moose out of the helicopter. That was a drive-by. And she was like, I know I was just being a Hoosier.

And I was like, what's a Hoosier? And she was like, it's like a Midwest Redneck. And I was like, oh. Okay, so you do what you was doing. You was just saying some shit just to be contrary, just so you know what the fuck you do. Okay. It used to be illegal for a black man to have the right answer.

Like if a white person said the wrong shit and you corrected them, they could hang your head. Yeah, yeah. How'd you find that, you can't be right? Uppardy nigger. You've been reading. I read, I mean, I heard that. You know how hard it would be to hide the fact that you could read?

That's fucked up. What you stopped for? I got tired instincts I got tired I just take a little break oh it ain't got nothing to do with that sign I don't even know what that sign was for oh man

this is the 85 substantial well everybody gets made fun of black white purple Italian whatever this show is for everybody how you feel bro man I'm good man I'm good

I'm um you know there's a lot going on man I'm just glad to be off you know I got a little time off man so I can just get in perspective. I'm going to get out here, man. My brother out here with these marches and stuff, so I'm going to get out here, man.

Most definitely. Participate. I got to go to New York tomorrow, but we most definitely going to get our hand to do some protesting and shit. Did you open up your account? What account? At the Black Bank?

No. You're going to? I'm going to have to go and, you know, hollet them. You know, let's talk to him for a minute. Because you're rich and shit. No, I just got to make sure the FDIC. Yeah. And, you know, in the N-WACP,

and IBM NW. I'm trying to open up an NWA account Right I need Where the United Negro College Fund?

I'm trying to put my money I'm trying to put something in to screw it up Click I want to open up I need an SUC I need an SUC Hey man

This is off the ruck I don't want to know What was I wrong right Yeah Probably This dude He was what you just did He had his dad

And like in the chains You know what I'm saying Stop He had his dad of ashes in the chain You did anything to it You was wrong No I didn't do I didn't do shit to it

I just asked I was like He'd be like Yeah I mean You know I keep my dad With me You know what I got the ashes And shit

I was like oh so that's your dad Ash he was like Yeah I'm like yeah I ain't try to be fun And then So I was like Alright that's his ashes

I'm like yeah I like from the burnt body He said yeah I was like bro So What if they're like His like the ass part of the body That you

Walking around with I'm just gonna turn my back on you I can't believe You ask him that shit I can but then again, I can't. I don't want to know. Like, you don't know what part of the matter that is.

That's ashes. No, once it's burned up, it's all burn up. It don't matter. But it still has an effect. You know what I'm saying? Like, what if that's the ass part? Shut up. He always wondering if it's stink.

No. It's the ass. That's wrong. No. That's wrong as hell. I mean, my daddy died, so I feel like I could ask that question. So I was like shit. He didn't get creamy.

But he went on your neck? Yeah, no. For them for them purposes. You got to understand. You asked him that question in front of his daddy. Yeah. his daddy right there on his neck and he's like this disrespectful

motherfucker go ask you about ass on your neck you better tell him what did he say he didn't say shit he just like that made sense I'm like you might be walking around with an ass cheek Nick no what the fuck is your problem what are you wrong with him I don't know bro I ask the same questions

you guys like what's wrong with me who the podcast for man for niggas who are walking around with their dad for people who insult people's cremated relative. I really think the podcast is for all the women who smell their leggings before they wham. This podcast for that white lady who was on a commercial and she was like, now when I go

to yoga, I don't smell like wet dog. Who wrote that commercial? And why did you say it? I hate that KFC commercial when he's like, extra crispy. Oh, you're talking about the burn up, Carl? And his skin looked like he's supposed to be black. Come on.

Come on down in KFC and get extra crispy. So, some... I'm like, bro. Go on with that bull and shit. That shit be making me mad. I appreciate this shit. You're not mad at the Popeye's lady?

You ain't never been mad at her. Why? Because she's been in that one spot for all the entire life. I don't like the jingle. Love that chicken from Popeye. And when she come on there, it's always... Come get to Louisiana. It ain't never been that prunct at Popeye.

It's motherfuckers with umbrellas and shit and horns. They have the whole second line. Down here in New Orleans. Well, that's a... Well, what about it, Popeye. Down here in the waters, we can get into it. Time I'm taking the Popeyes. They only let up finish the shit.

Amen. Y'all know Donald Trump got black people with him. Oh, shit. Look at my African America. Yeah, he got some... He'd be having... He just bring him out. Look at my African America.

Like, he was proud of it. Look at him. Spin around. Show him your buttocks. Who wants to check out his teeth? He's strong as hell. This butt can lift anything. No?

Hey, my nigga, show him your altoid muscles. Damn, they're a slavery again. They know what going on. Oh, shit. Oh, what about that little boy that'd be campaigned for Donald Trump, man? No. Man, he better get his little weird-looking ass out of here. They didn't mess this little niggian.

They didn't fuck this name up, man. Quantit Tavarius. Hey, before we go, you better stop. Gabby Douglas got her own Barbie, got a new Olympic Barbie. She deserved it. Shalute.

Hell, yeah. Gabby Douglas ain't playing with him. Did y'all watch the VH1 on the other night? Nope. With Rich Home and Quine messing up stuff. Yeah, he fucked up the big and lyrics. Oh, that nigga's stupid hell. He said, and little sipped.

He came out at Furr on point. With Little Seas and Little Alamo. That nigger said, you want a sip more on the living room flow. Play Nintendo with Season Alamo. With season Alamo. You know what, though? You know what? I will stand up.

Because I thought that was, I thought they said Cesar Leo. What he said? I think he says, season, Nino. I had to go back and listen to it just to make sure. And I thought I was wrong, too, but I wasn't no Alamo. But I know you got to listen to this shit before you go on stay, you know. Oh, he should have listened to me. I don't know.

At least a thousand times. I'm just glad they found fucking little mama something to do. All she wanted was to be down with the crew. They let her be one of the little. Kim. Ain't that dope? She was one the little

Kim. She was the pink one. They let her be the pink one. So who was- The Kim got a color of Power Rangers. All they had

about four little Kim. I know Tiana Taylor. Dave's Loaf was one. Dave's Loaf was the yellow little Kim. What? Little Mama was the pink little Kim.

What? Then Tiana Taylor was the fat pussy little Kim. What? Bro, I'm telling you. Wait a minute. So they had

Power Rangers That's what I was about to say. That's what I was about to say. They had a little Power Ranger. The pink pink Kim. Pink yellow.

Yeah, and they had the one with just a fat pussy. She's a hero. They didn't, going to bring pollution down to zero. I ain't going to stop that, this thing, Captain Planet. That's it. I just ain't know the word. They're telling me in the comments. Why you stopped it from the singing Captain Planet?

Hey, boy. I wanted to be a planet tier. Boy, the comic book fans ain't the one you want to fuck with. Say something wrong. I can't believe you. Captain America would have did anything for America. Well, in actuality, Captain America was really from Albania. And then he came to America

And he was really good at fighting And then he got the juice on him If Superman wouldn't have died In fucking comic book 162 There never would have been a fucking Captain Planet Because if you look at Spider-Man 162 If you go all the way to the back On the last page

That stuff hurts place you ever see But Superman can't die I would not let you say that about him He can die I would agree with you But there's the thing There's two different Earth So one Earth has a super Superman

And the other Earth has just the regular Superman. But the Super Superman, he's totally different because he's a lot tall. Well, no one would ever say how Batman died in fucking issue 41. No one ever talks about that. Batman's been dead for four years now. Let me tell you, I don't like Batman because he's scary. He's not a real superhero. He only comes out at night.

What if we need you in the daytime, bro? He's just going to stay in the cave all fucking day. You're not a fucking superhero. You know what? You used a nigger who sell drugs. And that is where we shall stop it. This is the 85 self-show, a podcast for niggers who went to college on a polo scholarship. This is the show that is done in the future by the future for the future.

This show is for all the fair maidens with powdered wigs and long tities. This is for the president who's black and that we never thought he would be. This podcast is for all the real niggers Who only drink ale and eat pheasant If you eat ale or mead And you eat meat with only the bone in it Then you too can be classified This podcast is for all the niggers

Who are not on the Game of Thrones Oh wait, we got to do our Game of Thrones outro Ah yes All right Yes, I am Clayton Of English first of my name King of the first men ruler of bankhead

Father of pit bulls Ironborn I am the miller of Carlos I am a scholarly scholar I come with the knowledge in the literature from my homeland I've come from a far land to trade gold and civil trinkets

and to try your ale and to rest with your whores I have one question Wait a minute. Wait a minute you fuck us have introduced yourselves. I shall no music because I can't hear myself. It is I. I have no name.

It's just I. I thought you were referred to as the DC, the youngest of the fly. I am the flyers of all the bugs. I am the master and creator of ours, Mickey. The originator. The originator of ass-eating. Is this you, the one who created the ass-licking? Oh, is my name.

That he is the one that we attribute the booty bean eaten as if it were gross. Your name travels far and wide through the countryside. That was the whole plot. And now I have been remembered as king. Sire, we bow in your presence. We should give you our gold pints If you shall teach us the arts Of licking ice and making gold

I wish my queen was here to hear you Because the bitch did not Think I would be who I am Today This is the 85 South show And we out this bitch We funnier than all them other niggins I don't get a fuck with no other shit

And I'm looking for a Calisi You know it 85 85 85 805 80 Hi, hide, hi.

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