The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The 85 South Show Jacksonville Roast Session ft DC Young Fly Karlous Miller And Chico Bean | Ep. 124
Episode Date: March 30, 2018The 85 South Show Jacksonville Roast Session with DC Young Fly ,Karlous Miller and Chico Bean. The squad posts up in Jacksonville for two live podcasts for the people of Duuuuuuvaaaaaalll. FOLLOW THE ...CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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What is it? Peruna Advocery?
My stupid ad.
Parano advisory is advised.
This context and language is not suitable for children.
Shit might be said that might hitch up under the skin,
and it might be a low blow.
But guess what?
It's funny as fuck, though.
We got.
Today's in the building.
Say what, say what, say what, say what you got.
Today's in the building.
All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio.
Today's in the building.
With your stacking ass.
You're going to be in New Year's End church.
With your stacking ass.
You're going to go straight back to work.
With your stagging ass.
While your kids still playing up in dirt.
With your stagging ass.
Hold up.
Your alternated on work.
With your stagging air.
Now you got to try to crank it.
With your stanging ass
Oh shit, you gonna be lay for work
With your stanging ass
And you ain't gonna have no fucking dog
With your stanging ass
Hey
You don't bend over see with the shit
Tell it too
Fucking these holes on the low
Niggas talking about
Them niggins fun to hang with that shit
I'll fuck your bitch
And I'll pay that rent
And anytime she called me
She's gonna get off on these dick
Now hey
I'm telling where you might see me
I'm posted in the Aid
But I might jump on the plane
And Paulet Vu
A La Frantau
I got the jokes I'm everywhere
You see me with it
I'm off in Africa
I'm telling jokes in different cities
Nigger went to Germany
and felt some different tits
Hey
Nigger went to Germany
And felt some different titty
Hey, eh
Nigger went to Germany
And felt some different tits
I say they're small and they're round
But felt some different titty
I like smoking weed
I like it in high
I make bitches mad like B.C. Youngfly
Bitches walking out
Bitches pulling up
I'll apologize
And then I say I don't give up for a crazy man
I don't like a crazy man
I don't give him some of that pussy
He'll give some of his dick to you
Give him some of that pussy girl
I don't like asking
Give him some of that pussy baby
I don't like asking
If the pussy is real good
Then please don't give me some
But if it pussy is great, then Carlos really want some of that pussy girl.
I don't like that.
You never know, go, but I want to smell, but I want to fuck, no.
Pussy got a smell, but I'm going to fuck, no.
Pussy got a smell, but I want, pussy got to smell, but I'm a pussy got to smell, but I'm a pussy got to smell, but I'm going to fuck, though.
You never know, don't show up, man.
Oh, I'm out here.
You know what I'm going to see?
Carlos, we're out here, nigga, furred up.
That's the thing in here, bro.
You got $5,000 in a bar real quick?
Yeah.
Where did, what?
Duvon.
What?
Duvon.
Where we at?
Duvon.
I said, dovovon.
I said, hold up.
I was in the Navy.
I had the ship.
I had to part.
I pull up in Duval.
I pulled up with March.
Hard's down there in Jacksonville.
She's doing well.
You know what I mean?
She's working down there at the AARP building.
She's doing good.
I haven't seen any Negroes in any of her Instagram pictures.
She's doing well.
She doesn't go to Regency Square Mall.
She's safe down there.
Duvaux.
White woman, then they get you some black balls.
White woman.
Ah!
Those big old tithes.
Oh my.
Those are big-a-titties.
I know those tithes can't wait to get out there, bro.
As soon as you get home, just...
Who did I need to breathe, man?
Shout out to my nigga with the stepdaddy hat on.
They got that stepdaddy.
Ah, don't nobody make your ass.
Look at that nigga Calvin, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Type of a nigga come in your room.
Your mama said turn that TV down.
Any man in this room ever got cheated on.
Any man in here ever got cheated on, all said the same shit.
Man, the bitch was a whole man.
Man, the bitch was a whole hole, man.
Ain't nobody told me nothing, bro.
Walk in, she's sucking dick on the living room, bro.
You can't tell your homeboy, and now you're a joke.
I don't know why you motherfuckin' around here crying?
Mama been sick.
Mama been sick.
Ain't now one of you motherfuckers come check on Big Mama when Big Mama got our operation.
It was me, little joke.
and my baby brother, little Joe took care of my mom.
Now, don't fucking hold me back.
No, no, don't fucking hold me.
Don't fucking hold me.
Girl, Earl, you always start, girl.
Y'all want to be real in the family.
Let's be real in the motherfucking family there.
Earl.
She just looked like the lady who tried to cut you in line in Walgreens.
You know, she tried to, I was here first.
Bitch, you walked right in front of me.
Yes.
Could you in front of Delta?
What white lady?
I don't know what you're talking about.
You're not a white later.
She is a real house wife for Duvall.
You better.
Raw pussy make it sound like,
wrong pussy make you sound like,
raw pussy make you sound like,
raw pussy make you sound like,
a raw pussy make it sound like,
raw pussy make it sound like,
a raw pussy make you sound like,
a raw pussy make you sound like,
raw pussy make you sound like,
Make it sound like, make it sound, make it sound, make your sound, make ya, make your...
And y'all blowing the weed right into white folks' face.
They're right outside.
It's that marijuana?
This is so fucking loud over there.
I can't even hear myself thinking.
I don't know.
The club.
Let's get it.
The world is changing right in front of us, man.
right in front of us man i hope y'all know that the world is changing the issue right now is gun
control but these are they just got a cycle of issues that they run through so when the next
whatever next come up abortion or taxes or whatever they'll just cycle this shit through it went
from women's rights the gun control ain't no such thing it's gun control they ain't never had no
gun control gun control they ain't even talking about everybody that's just for white men for white men
That's they shit. They're the ones who got all the guns who regulate the guns. They make the guns. They got all the money, all the bullet. Those are the people who they're talking about. But they won't call them the terrorists or the real problem. So it ain't a gun control issue. If it were nine niggas who didn't beat all these massive ass shootings. It would have been it would have been real hard for to travel. It was one. I give them two because they got them. They need something to pick up on them. I'm from D.C. When that's sniper Nick, when they figured out that nigga, when they figured out that nigg.
was a nigga that was doing that shit they shut the city down that was
bullshit we could never had that was never no niggas was always
five years a year per bullet nigger when that shit happened niggas everybody
niggas they was taking it it seemed like they knew every nigga that had a pistol on
everybody like the nigger has a gun like they had a scanner they locked so many
niggas up in that in that window or them three four weeks of him doing them shootings my
nigger everybody got locked up for a pistol everybody
Niggas can't do no shit.
But that's what I'm saying, though,
that shit gets to the point where it's like, bro,
that's your like, the nigga who,
okay, Vegas, Vegas was the world's,
oh, Vegas, go ahead, that shit, I told it.
Vegas, Vegas is the world's largest massacre.
Like, we live to see this shit, y'all.
This was the U.S. largest massacre.
Yeah.
And the way he did it was so cold.
But did what I'm saying?
Nah, man.
The way they did it.
The way they did it.
The more, it was cold.
man what I'm saying that DC sniper that wasn't just no nigger his steps on riding
around in no car bro don't some agents man it's a lot of motherfuckers who are these are not
regular people who doing this shit that's the shit won't nobody address all of these
all of these guys damn false flags operations well let me tell you something bro this shit
this shit weird at hell bro because when they come down to it bro it's always them I ain't
no racist ass motherfucker bro I don't give a fuck about what skin color you can't
I don't give a damn.
That's the thing.
You have the lowest total.
We just have that in us.
We like, we can't, that was not, we told me to fight for rights and freedom so damn long.
Everybody equal our stupid at.
You feel what I'm saying?
But this is what I'm saying though.
All the terrorists are taxed.
Niggas is making the city like we terrorists.
Everybody else is terrorists.
That's what I'm telling you.
Everybody else is terrible.
It's normal.
They're doing this.
Trouble, trouble.
Yeah.
from a from a from a loving family who just took the wrong turn but a young
nigger who was raised without his mom and father nigga across the home crack baby
nigger grew up was born was was destined to go to prison they want to get his
niggins he was trying to kill him for having a little bit of money and he he's
administered society he's gone forever nigger we gonna give you 25 with a hell
and pre not a minute niggas got life for non violent offenses
no i mean he's got life for selling dope talking about they want to
drug drug dealers they just did that they already giving them life citizens they
already did that they didn't make that official that the Jeff Sessions and them
just made that official that niggins they gonna seek the death penalty
wherever it's plausible for them to seek the death penalty of a niggas selling
dope they're like they don't killing people what it is but they got life for
an ounce of crack one time you caught one town house of crime I don't know if you
remember this low but when the cracks here first hit I remember being a little
boy saying this the nigger George Bush
was on the news with a press conference and pulled out he said somebody was he had two keys of
bricked up but guess what president george bush one this way they bought the shit down the street
from the white house he said this was they caught this guy trying to sell this across the street
from the white house the nigga that they locked up was from the border right which is like
four minutes away from the white house up the street he was like uh why would you try to be so
ignorant to sell this in front around the white house that nigga looked at the camera said man with a
white house niggie didn't even know what the white house was bro
niggie didn't know where it was born a raise in DC never been to the
white house they said the nigg was trying to sell two rocked-up pieces of crap
across the street some whiteout crazy big bolder big big big
I'm talking about that you gotta see this shit like I don't even know how they got
this shit locked up that be you know when you put the stones together that shit
that should have come out this night it is big hey
nigger you can't rock you know what type of pot you got that you
to rock up a piece of coke dead bean you gotta use a pasta pot it's impossible
that's why Rick Ross is a legend a 20 dollar truck the first nigga to cook crack in a
microwave not because he the first nigga to cook crack in the microwave just
because he was the first nigga who had enough cocaine to even try to cook crack
in the microwave Rick Ross real real Rick Ross yeah hit that bit one more time
hit that seafood spot yeah study your shit dog this shit is out here public
information. This man is half of the old school rap battle. Funniest dude out here doing it right now
out of D.C. Y'all make some noise for Chico B!
Cut it off.
What the fuck was that, DJ?
Did you just play the instrumental?
The she bad.
She's gone on the work.
I told this nigga to play MasterPie Bouti Bouti.
This nigga played the Yin-Yang Twins.
Is the police in here, nigga, would you scared?
No, he's in Jacksonville.
No, we ain't playing that, nigga.
Fuck that.
We ain't gonna baby get through the show.
I play Bouty, Bouty.
Do you got Bouty, Bouty?
Do you have it, DJ?
Fuck do you DJ?
Whed in receptions, nigga?
You ain't got Bout it?
Let's give them a second.
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Yeah, there we go.
I could never turn about.
Turn up.
Never forget what I cashed bar.
That's my mother.
Oh, so.
Man, if you knew all the new dance zone,
like you, on the wrist,
telephone, put them on the back.
Put them up, represent.
What are you,
What are you,
Cut it off, cut it off.
How the fuck did this nigger
managed to find the first version
with, and they was trying to figure out
what to talk about?
All right, look, we gotta talk about
some street shit on this one,
nigger, this nigger,
DJed never again.
God, damn.
Fucked off.
whole shit up. Jacksonville, how y'all doing?
No, I need more energy than that. We're in Jacksonville. How y'all doing?
Yeah, I said they still ain't upgraded the club since the last time I was here.
This shit still looked like a goddamn Burlington Coat Factory on the inside.
They still ain't tricking the shit out of nigger. This is,
they ain't fixed the carpet or nothing. This is that goddamn moving on up.
This is crazy, man. I'm happy to be here in Jacksonville, man.
I'm glad all of y'all came. I'll make some noise for y'all selves for selling this show out.
Love Jacksonville, man
Jacksonville is a beautiful place
It's nice and sunny beaches and everything
But y'all beaches are a little different
Than the Miami beaches and shit
Y'all still got dope fiends
On y'all beaches, nigger
Them niggas is out there hustling
And I don't know who still let
Regency Square Mall be open
But
Why the fuck is that shit still open?
Nigger, that shit is ridiculous
That's a jail. They're gonna turn that into a jail
In a couple years
They just gonna take that foot locker
Right the fuck up out of there
And start locking niggas up
in that motherfucker.
Shit is crazy, man.
And I'm happy to be here.
What's going on?
That's my man right here.
You got your lady with you, man.
Yes, your baby.
That's your lady.
Is you, you know what I mean?
It's black Asian connection.
That's what it is.
I bet y'all got all types of flavors
of chicken at your child house.
You want the fried or the kung power,
whichever you want to do.
We fucking them up tonight.
How long y'all been together?
Y'all just friends.
Y'all just friends.
Why are you just his friend?
You ain't going to let them...
Okay, so why don't, is this y'all like a date?
Y'all on a date?
This is a date?
You sure?
Yeah, I don't think she know, nigga.
She, she's looking at this motherfucker like, no, you are the lift driver, nigga.
I just let you sit in here because I had an extra ticket.
You do not get date privileges, nigga.
Damn.
So you like him, you think he cool?
You cool, you think he cool?
What do you do for a living, big home?
What you do for a living?
What the fuck is that?
Like, I don't try.
That's the Asian nigger with his hat turned to the back anyway.
This motherfucker, I ain't going to be able to go into no beauty supply stores now.
You're going to tell all his cousins, don't fuck with him.
He's mean to me.
That's what it is.
Anybody else, they just say, we got the lovely ladies up here in the front.
You're not lovely?
She said, I am.
I thought she was white until you still started talking.
You was a Negro.
How are you doing, man?
What's your name?
Marge?
You got a white name, but you don't got the white voice.
Her name is Marge.
God, Dad, like the Simpsons, goodness gracious.
Marge.
Are you from Jacksonville, Marge?
Where you from?
Georgia, what part?
Kingsland.
Is niggas free there?
That's the...
Kingsland, Georgia, Marge, thing.
Yeah, your people in Kingless don't know
you ain't here fucking with the 85th South Show.
They'll be mad as fuck.
Yeah, my daughter, Marge is down there in Jacksonville.
She's doing well, you know what I mean?
She's working down there at the AARP building.
She's doing good.
I haven't seen any.
Negroes in any of her Instagram pictures. She's doing well. She doesn't go to Regency Square
Mall. She's safe down there. That's what it is, man. But I'm happy to be here, man.
We got a great show on deck. We started a little late, so we're going to keep this thing rolling
so we can get it going. So the next gentleman I'm about to bring to the stage. Y'all has seen
my brother everywhere. You've seen them on Instagram. You've seen them hosting TRL. You've seen
them doing all that good shit. What you say, nigga? They over there arguing with the waiter.
Fuck that. I want my wings right right. Okay? I didn't pay this much money to come in here and have
soft motherfucking bore wings get them right that nigger like my bitch whatever what you like man
all right so there we go y'all got that order straight that's what it is okay cool so now back to the
intro uh you've seen my brother hosting t r you've seen them all over your instagram but you're
about to see them right here live in jacksonville so i need everybody to start turning up make some noise
right now hold up time out before i start dj whatever the fuck that nigger asked for could you
please make sure you got it now let's give him a second boy you got it
DJ, you good? Don't, sure. You got it. Because if you start playing some bullshit up at this
nigga great play. Well, if you like pinia colladas, getting caught in the rain, like,
nigga, how do you have that in the talking version about it? But like I said, man, my brother's
about to come up and turn it up, so I need everybody. Stop making some noise right now. Put
your hands together, stop making some noise for the one. The only DC Young Fly!
To the wall
To the sweat drop down my ball
My ball
Now these bitch is wild
Ro
I'll speak me motherfuck
I'll keep me sick out
Headball
Hold up, hold up DJ
Hold up DJ
White woman, do you know that song
You know that song
You know that so
Write that shit back
You better sang it to
Motherfucking
Here we go
Come on white woman
Wait a window
Bitch to the wall
You better fay
Through the twat-da-ddy-ball
What you say?
Oh,
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
That's when the nigger skis-skit all on your ass?
She would like, skis, skis, skis, skis, skis.
Ah, shit, let me get the fuck off.
We in this bitch, what's our Jasifil?
Okay, what is?
This motherfucker feeling like we're in there on the upper way.
What we at?
I don't know what the fuck.
This shit, they say they fixed this shit.
I was just here.
This shit looked the same.
They're talking about they're added the stage.
No, fuck you then.
You mightn't have bought a new speaker.
That's about all.
What's your name, white woman?
Because you got your food first.
Oh, your name, March?
What you do for a living, March?
I want to wait for you.
You're waiting.
for who march for who outback the steakhouse oh i don't eat that no goddamn way sorry
what you do right here what do you want baby i got it what you do for a living baby you're a therapist
she'd be trying to do do work on you at the house she tried are you a physical therapist or one of
one of them psychological therapists.
Psychologics, we're trying to get in the motherfucking mind.
You know what I'm thinking.
That's that I'll tear your ass up, look.
Your ass ain't good, you ain't good, you ain't shit.
Got an Asian motherfucking niff.
What's your name, Asian?
Oh.
Oh, I thought that nigga was like, oh, talking to me.
This thing, man, this nigga, high hell,
you're the holy Asian, nigga, open that motherfucker.
That nigga, like, oh, that's your name?
What the, so what it's like?
What's your real name?
Like, oh, snap?
What's your whole night?
Orlando?
Nigger.
This niggas a nigger, man.
I thought this nigger was a real.
Man, you is a nigger, man.
What you do for a living, OG?
You're a firefighter.
Me, why the fuck you ain't at work?
Nick ain't no telling what.
We need y'all nigga to be on duty,
not looking at me, ugly, man, boy.
You might got some shit on your phone
where you might have to get the fuck up out of hell.
You're like, all right, it's time to go.
Oh, my goodness.
Don't big old tithes.
Don't some big-ass titties.
I know those tithes can't wait to get out there, bro.
As soon as you get home, just...
I'm telling you need to breathe, man.
I'm telling me to be breathed.
Shit, niggins with long balls.
We have to let them motherfuckers break.
I was tidy white.
It's not tied to white like to breeze.
And we can tell when the motherfuckers ain't breathe.
But when we let them bitch and loose, we be like, huh?
I got some long balls.
I'm gonna give it now.
Y'all ready for this show?
Y'all ready to turn this motherfucker up?
We're down here in Jacksonville.
Are you old enough to be in here?
What's your name?
Jen, who?
Gentera.
Gentera?
Like, Gentara?
Like, Jen, you need to tell her ass she needs to get...
What's her own name?
Gentara?
Gentara, what?
I just need to know who the fuck coming to see me.
I know it's a girl named Gentara.
I know Maud.
You work out.
Stayed back.
Huh?
Gentara Green.
Okay, that sounds like some good-ass-a-collar greens.
Make sure you get them gent tarrels
because we got to mix them up good with the corn.
Ugly, girl.
Fuck, bro, y'all.
Now, we're about to keep this show on
because we know we had y'all out there waiting outside.
So listen, this next brother, I'm about to bring up.
But when in a head, your head, get back down.
You been back there?
No, I just got you.
All right, I said no more.
Here we go.
The next motherfucker I'm about to bring up to the stage,
this is the OG.
This is one of the reason that I look at coming to the day.
You dick, what I'm saying?
I'm seeing this nigga on MTV, BT, Comic View, all over the place.
Y'all start making some noise right now for my dog, Carlos Smiller.
Hey, turn it on.
What the fuck?
Y'all so quiet in this bitch?
Y'all sitting there like y'all waiting
on some wig vouchers.
What's up, Duval?
I know this ain't goddamn live-aid Duval
let here.
This Duval?
Y'all sitting in this bitch quiet like we
at a family reunion.
Waiting on somebody say the blessing.
How y'all doing?
Did something happen before I came out of this,
bitch?
I've got white lady, a panel of judges,
nice titties in the front.
They're like, you look like y'all judging
a good spaghetti competition.
Who put, huh?
You don't like spaghetti?
Well, I like tetties.
Hey, I'm calling us, how you doing?
How are you doing them tithes doing?
I know you wanted me to see them
because you put them bitch right there.
It's throat tities.
There ain't no space.
I don't know how she pulled that off.
Hey, white lady, how you doing?
I'm good. How are you?
What you're looking for a new boyfriend?
No, I'm just in here.
Socializing amongst the blacks.
What's up, Hispanic dude?
No, you got that bodywork for the low.
I'm trying to get the cutlass painted this year.
What's you doing?
Yeah, yeah.
I ain't here with a black lady trying to act light skin.
I know a Hispanic.
Hispanic dude when I see one.
Shout out to all the niggas
in the room tonight. They used to sell
dope, but now you're the cable man.
That is some Duval-ass shit.
I like
coming down here, bro. Y'all got some
of the finest hood bitches in the
world. I'm talking about
them fine hood bitches. Have a nigga name
tattooed on their neck.
Still out of beauty sublisto.
Yeah. I'm talking about
just some straight ghetto bitches.
bikinis and cut off shorts all the time, nowhere to go. Always walking. Can't nobody
out walk a Duval, bitch. This bitch will walk to Orlando with a baby on her hip. Bitch, where
you were? I don't walk to murder beach. Niggas in Florida, Lord Rims, don't see the
The nigga, fuck his goddamn ACL love
trying to get out the dunk.
This nigga was sagging in the
fell and pump three.
Hit his goddamn knee on.
Shout out to all the
ex-crack heads out here selling seafood
in the daytime.
Nick, I don't want that shit.
Your fingernails dirty as hell.
I like this shit.
Shout out to all the women who on day three
of your monster at 7.
y'all better keep up i ain't come here to fuck around tonight i got some shit to talk and i'm gonna talk it
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See, now they're discussing shit.
You know how many grown men in here
than eight months and stand seven
don't even know it?
All the women who say are old,
them the women who feeding it to them.
Fuck y'all.
Nigger face isching all day, man.
Baby, you're way to hell tonight.
Niggily like you've been eating paper.
They got that sour cream on his face.
y'all ain't shit for judging me they couldn't say oh if they ain't know what i was talking about my nigger
where you coming from bro court why you so this nigger shit perfect got the sweater undershirt tie
looking like a prosecutor in this bitch this year lady she made you wear all that shit
you got baptized early or something i like this we got the church and the trap in this bitch
tonight, boy. We might bless a dime bag or something.
What a single lady's at? Did they make it out tonight? Any single ladies?
I'm not none. I'm talking about all the way single. Ain't nobody since you no dick
pictures this month. You ain't even had your first piece of 2018 dick. Where they had?
Fuck the rest of these cheek and ass. See, I can't fuck with you. You've been, you too recent on a
dick. I heard your comment.
I don't know about all that.
Ain't had the 18, dick.
It ain't nothing but March, you fucking freak.
Bitch can't wait three weeks on some dick.
Oh my God.
See, that's what's wrong. Y'all just out here giving away dick.
You don't believe in yourself.
I don't just be out here giving away my dick.
You're going to treat me like a gentleman.
Yeah, you fuck taking you out.
You're about to do some shit for me too.
Fuck that. Let's go be creative.
Bitch, watch the truck with me. Show me you interesting.
I'm not just about to get no.
Because good dick come with a lot of responsibility.
You fuck around and give a good dick on the first time.
Guess what?
Now your boss said hi.
You can't never be tired.
You got to bring good dick every time.
I'll be out here giving them good dick all the time.
Uh-uh.
Come fast.
Soon as you get the pussy.
Bussing nut quick.
Ha!
Ha!
Why you come so fast?
Why the pussy's so good?
Uh-huh?
Huh?
Oh, really?
Fuck that shit.
We flipping the script.
Fellas, next time you make your lady bust a nut,
just stop and be like, why you come so fast?
I don't give a fuck if you been fucking since yesterday afternoon.
Talk your shit.
There's a lot of white people made it to this show.
There's a lot of white ladies.
Much love to the white ladies who have little black children.
You don't know how to do their hair.
Just doing your best.
Judge me one more time, Titties.
Everybody else in this bitch is they quiet what they judge me.
I can hear you.
and you got a comment for everything
like we're on Facebook
wow
really
this nigger here
I don't know about the 18 dick
so who is playing with these big titties
in Jacksonville because clearly
clearly you got a lot you want to discuss
who is he
you lying who is he
you didn't have something to say since I got out here
and I don't get quiet now
who is he in here with his wife
is he here
is his plan
Shut the fuck up with these olds
Not gonna fucking owe me to death
Lays you'll be out with your boyfriend
And see your other boyfriend
With his other bitch and get mad
But you can't say shit
Now he's just walking through the house
With a fucked up attitude
Baby, what's wrong? Nothing, nothing.
So sick a niggas.
Ain't that fucked up, though?
Bro, a woman, any woman in this room right now can say,
I got cheated on, all the women in here gonna give them some sympathy.
Oh, girl, men ain't shit, you didn't deserve that.
Let's go out, let's get some drinks, let's talk about it.
Fuck these niggas, let's just go dancing, girl's night.
Nigger can't, nigger ain't gonna never admit to getting cheated on.
Not a nigger, hell no, a man, shit, no.
Never.
Ain't a man in this room ever got cheated on.
Any man in here ever got cheated on all said the same shit.
Man, the bitch was a whole man
Man, the bitch was a whole whole man
Ain't nobody told me nothing, bro
Walk in, she's sucking dick on the living room, bro
You can't tell your homeboy
Now you a joke
Your manhood is at stake in the street
They laugh and telling you, bro, you heard what happened
to your homeboy then?
Yeah, this nigga walk in, dick all in the living room, bro.
Then they clown on your...
That's your boy.
Niggins get cheated on.
He'd be over with.
We can stand that shit maybe one time as men.
Get cheated on one time.
Nick, died 39, heart failure.
Nigger was in the league three years ago.
All of a sudden, dead.
What happened?
That bitch, man.
Fuck with that white girl.
Oh, you start fucking with a white girl
Anything happened wrong in your life
It's because you fucking with that white girl
You can fall behind on your credit card bill
$17, see, fucking with them white bitches
You're coming up short
The white girl, that's not true
I would never let you be short, 17 bucks
What's your name?
Is March like Mariselson?
That ain't short for nothing, it's just, Mars.
What's up, Margie?
You're from the project part of Duval, huh?
You talk slow like you're on probation.
Maude.
Hell ya.
That ain't the white girl you fuck with.
She didn't have three gangston niggas before you.
What you gonna do, Goddamn, you can't just sit around these bitch.
Marge, take your ass in the kitchen
and eat some broccoli.
How long I've been up here?
Too long?
Let's get the rest of the show started
because this is not about me.
I just didn't like how y'all was judging me
when I came out
because I got velour pants on.
I wasn't going to win, but my dick feels so loose.
I feel like I could do anything
in these motherfuckuck.
My legs is getting right kind of massage.
Got the dick print for the latest.
Shout out to the ladies who like real dick.
Good hard dick with the curve and the vein in it.
Yes.
Look at the women clapping who liked the curve part.
Oh, Jesus, yeah.
Did he say the curve in the vein?
They stopped making them in 91.
They don't even make them no more.
That's a discontinued dick, Carlos got.
I don't know which one I like the curve or the vein.
Why the niggas don't even know the value of they dick.
You better check your value.
Check your shit.
It's little ways to find out if you dick good.
Like call your girl and you, baby, come here.
What?
Girl bring your ass over here.
What?
That's how you know white later.
That's how you know.
Ain't they right to this.
Bro, if your girl buy you some weed
from her baby daddy,
then you got good dick, my nigga.
If you ain't never saw your girl
hang her phone up, man, and say,
that's why I'm through fucking with these bitches.
Your dick ain't good.
Good dick break up friendship.
Shit, stop talking to these bitches
If you fuck her tonight, right
But you gotta fuck her where eyebrows come off
Be on the pillow
Look, I'm giving way too much game
The nigga with the sweater
Is texting himself, this shit
Take the sweater off, kill these bitches
What you do, bro?
Yeah
You in the Navy? That's why you got all
that outfit shit on.
Nigger really, the police.
There's a lot of niggas in the Navy.
I'm asking.
I ain't, there's no cap, I'm just asking.
Are there a lot of black men in the Navy?
Well, okay.
I was just asking.
Just niggas in boats.
What if there's real, like,
Duval that niggas in the Navy?
Like, when they pull up on niggas,
all that Navy shit go out.
They just be, shit, now we're up on your beach.
Oh, pussy.
Yeah, talk that shit now, boy.
I got those sticks on your head, don't it?
Hold up, I'm finna part, this motherfucker man.
These pussy, Pakistani.
You so high bat that bitch in, bro.
Hey, man, what my niggins at?
May y'all come up here?
This is the 85 South Show.
My name is Carlos Miller.
Carlos Miller.
And that's my man Chico Beans right there.
And that's my man, D.C. Youngflat.
We put this shit together.
This is the 85 South Show.
This is a podcast.
The niggas who don't know where the podcast is.
Y'all know I like the rich shit.
Hold on.
Let me get imposed for the album cover.
Nick.
Fuck that shit.
Duvon
Where did what?
Duvon what?
Where we at?
Duvon
I said Duvon
I said hold up I was in the Navy
I had the ship I had to park
I pull up in Duvall I pulled up with March
Yeah it was March
When it was around March
White woman
You in Duvon
White woman
Then they get you some black balls
White woman
She already had some
You can tell before
She said her name,
Bard, she'd be talking real slow
Yeah
She'd be talking real slow
And her food came first
Girl, who the fuck you know
Who you know, who you know
March, who the fuck you know
Who you know? Who you know, March,
Who the fuck you know?
I tell you.
who she know what and he fit to leave she know my Asian partner yeah that's where she
get all her weave by saying it's true yeah yeah keep it going you know that
nigga name oh oh land go yeah oh hold up what you said that he was Asian I thought
he was Mexican named Jose no no y'all y'all ain't gonna do my nigga like that because if he
shoot this thing up I got your back I'm gonna run with you there we just gonna
disperse. That's what he's going to tell his sped. He's going to act like he don't know
English. I don't know. I was in. They started to shoot. They started to shooting. I started
to ran. I started to ran. I started to run. The whole place I ran.
It is it. They said they gave them their name of Marge. Margie. Marcy. The white girl
marshy. It started shooting and I started to ran. They see. That's all I know.
They started shushing.
I started shushing, I started through that.
That's my nigga, J-O-E!
Hey, man.
Yeah, yeah.
Shout out to my nigga with the stepdaddy hat on.
They got that stepdaddy hat.
Don't nobody make your way.
Look at that nigga Calvin, bro.
Yeah.
Type of a nigga come in your room,
your mama said turn that TV down.
Hey, why my man right here dressed like he's managing Enterprise?
What's going on there?
You got rental cars?
I need a call.
He's in the Navy.
Oh, you're in the Navy.
Oh, my bad, oh, never mind.
You can't swim.
Yes, he can?
You can't swim.
Nigger nicknamed Catfish.
I'll leave that nigga alone.
That nigga, you fuck around and say the wrong through that.
Oh, yeah, nigger.
You're like, oh, wait a minute, bro.
Man, that nigger went to the Navy to be a mechanic, stupid ab.
Nah, that nigger official, bro.
That's one of the, you could tell he in the Navy.
That's one of them niggins you don't fuck with.
Nope.
Niggas start crying before the fight.
He ain't worried about the fight.
He's just, man.
He's going to get a whooping for getting his school clothes dirty.
My mom said, don't be fighting for school clothes.
This nigga then choked your fucking eyeball out.
Knock all your teeth loose.
Hell, yeah.
And don't get suspended because he got the grades.
He don't even get a whoopin.
His mama just take him to the Kingdom Hall.
Yep.
Stupid.
So you know how to swim?
Yeah, yeah.
You know how to dive in backwood.
Stupid-ha-boy.
Watch this kid.
Look at this nigga here.
Look at this thing here.
That nigga will take a chopper apart right now in front of everybody.
Let me give you a real show.
Okay, you take the bend or you put it together like this.
Pah!
Shoot that motherfucker one time in the ego, sit back down like ain't nothing to happen.
Oh, he got his wings now.
He's his girlfriend, too.
She's a psilogical therapist.
Oh, what?
Oh, what, nigger?
What the fuck did you just...
No, what did she?
Yeah, she was the one that's for the mind,
the therapist.
Bigger, a psychologist?
Yeah.
Nigger, you sound like the Spanish dude
when the shooting star.
He says a Shaiso-Sahologist therapist.
They went to the...
Hey, and knew exactly what the fuck I meant,
don't get it.
They went to the therapy with the psychological.
You know, shit.
Same thing.
Shachal-la-Badish.
I got the first part, right.
Hey, I think we're giving these tables
a little bit too much credit in this club.
wrestling table, nigga, I'm about to get pedigree
in their bets, I'm telling you. You know they didn't
have this table for years, nigga. Yeah, you
could tell. This club ain't even finished yet.
That's what I said.
Then they then covered the table up with
du rag. This shit crazy than the
motherfucker. I'm telling you, you can
get some waves with this shit.
He didn't add shit
to this motherfuckeruckus stage. We ain't do
shit new. Yes, he did. He put up his
little granddaughter's Valentine's Day
card that they made
elementary school. He was like, give me the cars, baby.
do something with them. Your mom in them acting like
they ain't got no space around this bitch. I do something with
them. Boy, them got them. That's how some of these bitch's
booties walk around here looking, look, and look at it.
These bishops got a holiday heart
ass walk around this book.
I knew I saw that ass somewhere.
That ass looked like an arts and crass heart.
Look at that shit crazy.
That Valentine's Day Heart got diabetes.
That logo ain't shit
Just two bitches giggling
And one of my eyebrows fell off
Nick
My eyebrows fell off
They're giggling on the way back to the car
And you know it's fucked up
When a nigga run out of eyebrow budget
Fuck painting the rest of the eyebrows
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