The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The 85 South Show Jacksonville Roast Session ft DC Young Fly Karlous Miller And Chico Bean | Ep. 124

Episode Date: March 30, 2018

The 85 South Show Jacksonville Roast Session with DC Young Fly ,Karlous Miller and Chico Bean. The squad posts up in Jacksonville for two live podcasts for the people of Duuuuuuvaaaaaalll. FOLLOW THE ...CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:49 Shit might be said that might hitch up under the skin, and it might be a low blow. But guess what? It's funny as fuck, though. We got. Today's in the building. Say what, say what, say what, say what you got. Today's in the building.
Starting point is 00:02:04 All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio. Today's in the building. With your stacking ass. You're going to be in New Year's End church. With your stacking ass. You're going to go straight back to work. With your stagging ass. While your kids still playing up in dirt.
Starting point is 00:02:21 With your stagging ass. Hold up. Your alternated on work. With your stagging air. Now you got to try to crank it. With your stanging ass Oh shit, you gonna be lay for work With your stanging ass
Starting point is 00:02:32 And you ain't gonna have no fucking dog With your stanging ass Hey You don't bend over see with the shit Tell it too Fucking these holes on the low Niggas talking about Them niggins fun to hang with that shit
Starting point is 00:02:44 I'll fuck your bitch And I'll pay that rent And anytime she called me She's gonna get off on these dick Now hey I'm telling where you might see me I'm posted in the Aid But I might jump on the plane
Starting point is 00:02:56 And Paulet Vu A La Frantau I got the jokes I'm everywhere You see me with it I'm off in Africa I'm telling jokes in different cities Nigger went to Germany and felt some different tits
Starting point is 00:03:08 Hey Nigger went to Germany And felt some different titty Hey, eh Nigger went to Germany And felt some different tits I say they're small and they're round But felt some different titty
Starting point is 00:03:19 I like smoking weed I like it in high I make bitches mad like B.C. Youngfly Bitches walking out Bitches pulling up I'll apologize And then I say I don't give up for a crazy man I don't like a crazy man
Starting point is 00:03:35 I don't give him some of that pussy He'll give some of his dick to you Give him some of that pussy girl I don't like asking Give him some of that pussy baby I don't like asking If the pussy is real good Then please don't give me some
Starting point is 00:03:55 But if it pussy is great, then Carlos really want some of that pussy girl. I don't like that. You never know, go, but I want to smell, but I want to fuck, no. Pussy got a smell, but I'm going to fuck, no. Pussy got a smell, but I want, pussy got to smell, but I'm a pussy got to smell, but I'm a pussy got to smell, but I'm going to fuck, though. You never know, don't show up, man. Oh, I'm out here. You know what I'm going to see?
Starting point is 00:04:25 Carlos, we're out here, nigga, furred up. That's the thing in here, bro. You got $5,000 in a bar real quick? Yeah. Where did, what? Duvon. What? Duvon.
Starting point is 00:04:35 Where we at? Duvon. I said, dovovon. I said, hold up. I was in the Navy. I had the ship. I had to part. I pull up in Duval.
Starting point is 00:04:46 I pulled up with March. Hard's down there in Jacksonville. She's doing well. You know what I mean? She's working down there at the AARP building. She's doing good. I haven't seen any Negroes in any of her Instagram pictures. She's doing well.
Starting point is 00:04:58 She doesn't go to Regency Square Mall. She's safe down there. Duvaux. White woman, then they get you some black balls. White woman. Ah! Those big old tithes. Oh my.
Starting point is 00:05:12 Those are big-a-titties. I know those tithes can't wait to get out there, bro. As soon as you get home, just... Who did I need to breathe, man? Shout out to my nigga with the stepdaddy hat on. They got that stepdaddy. Ah, don't nobody make your ass. Look at that nigga Calvin, bro.
Starting point is 00:05:37 Yeah. Yeah. Type of a nigga come in your room. Your mama said turn that TV down. Any man in this room ever got cheated on. Any man in here ever got cheated on, all said the same shit. Man, the bitch was a whole man. Man, the bitch was a whole hole, man.
Starting point is 00:05:57 Ain't nobody told me nothing, bro. Walk in, she's sucking dick on the living room, bro. You can't tell your homeboy, and now you're a joke. I don't know why you motherfuckin' around here crying? Mama been sick. Mama been sick. Ain't now one of you motherfuckers come check on Big Mama when Big Mama got our operation. It was me, little joke.
Starting point is 00:06:23 and my baby brother, little Joe took care of my mom. Now, don't fucking hold me back. No, no, don't fucking hold me. Don't fucking hold me. Girl, Earl, you always start, girl. Y'all want to be real in the family. Let's be real in the motherfucking family there. Earl.
Starting point is 00:06:38 She just looked like the lady who tried to cut you in line in Walgreens. You know, she tried to, I was here first. Bitch, you walked right in front of me. Yes. Could you in front of Delta? What white lady? I don't know what you're talking about. You're not a white later.
Starting point is 00:06:54 She is a real house wife for Duvall. You better. Raw pussy make it sound like, wrong pussy make you sound like, raw pussy make you sound like, raw pussy make you sound like, a raw pussy make it sound like, raw pussy make it sound like,
Starting point is 00:07:14 a raw pussy make you sound like, a raw pussy make you sound like, raw pussy make you sound like, Make it sound like, make it sound, make it sound, make your sound, make ya, make your... And y'all blowing the weed right into white folks' face. They're right outside. It's that marijuana? This is so fucking loud over there.
Starting point is 00:07:39 I can't even hear myself thinking. I don't know. The club. Let's get it. The world is changing right in front of us, man. right in front of us man i hope y'all know that the world is changing the issue right now is gun control but these are they just got a cycle of issues that they run through so when the next whatever next come up abortion or taxes or whatever they'll just cycle this shit through it went
Starting point is 00:08:10 from women's rights the gun control ain't no such thing it's gun control they ain't never had no gun control gun control they ain't even talking about everybody that's just for white men for white men That's they shit. They're the ones who got all the guns who regulate the guns. They make the guns. They got all the money, all the bullet. Those are the people who they're talking about. But they won't call them the terrorists or the real problem. So it ain't a gun control issue. If it were nine niggas who didn't beat all these massive ass shootings. It would have been it would have been real hard for to travel. It was one. I give them two because they got them. They need something to pick up on them. I'm from D.C. When that's sniper Nick, when they figured out that nigga, when they figured out that nigg. was a nigga that was doing that shit they shut the city down that was bullshit we could never had that was never no niggas was always five years a year per bullet nigger when that shit happened niggas everybody niggas they was taking it it seemed like they knew every nigga that had a pistol on everybody like the nigger has a gun like they had a scanner they locked so many
Starting point is 00:09:12 niggas up in that in that window or them three four weeks of him doing them shootings my nigger everybody got locked up for a pistol everybody Niggas can't do no shit. But that's what I'm saying, though, that shit gets to the point where it's like, bro, that's your like, the nigga who, okay, Vegas, Vegas was the world's, oh, Vegas, go ahead, that shit, I told it.
Starting point is 00:09:34 Vegas, Vegas is the world's largest massacre. Like, we live to see this shit, y'all. This was the U.S. largest massacre. Yeah. And the way he did it was so cold. But did what I'm saying? Nah, man. The way they did it.
Starting point is 00:09:50 The way they did it. The more, it was cold. man what I'm saying that DC sniper that wasn't just no nigger his steps on riding around in no car bro don't some agents man it's a lot of motherfuckers who are these are not regular people who doing this shit that's the shit won't nobody address all of these all of these guys damn false flags operations well let me tell you something bro this shit this shit weird at hell bro because when they come down to it bro it's always them I ain't no racist ass motherfucker bro I don't give a fuck about what skin color you can't
Starting point is 00:10:21 I don't give a damn. That's the thing. You have the lowest total. We just have that in us. We like, we can't, that was not, we told me to fight for rights and freedom so damn long. Everybody equal our stupid at. You feel what I'm saying? But this is what I'm saying though.
Starting point is 00:10:37 All the terrorists are taxed. Niggas is making the city like we terrorists. Everybody else is terrorists. That's what I'm telling you. Everybody else is terrible. It's normal. They're doing this. Trouble, trouble.
Starting point is 00:10:50 Yeah. from a from a from a loving family who just took the wrong turn but a young nigger who was raised without his mom and father nigga across the home crack baby nigger grew up was born was was destined to go to prison they want to get his niggins he was trying to kill him for having a little bit of money and he he's administered society he's gone forever nigger we gonna give you 25 with a hell and pre not a minute niggas got life for non violent offenses no i mean he's got life for selling dope talking about they want to
Starting point is 00:11:21 drug drug dealers they just did that they already giving them life citizens they already did that they didn't make that official that the Jeff Sessions and them just made that official that niggins they gonna seek the death penalty wherever it's plausible for them to seek the death penalty of a niggas selling dope they're like they don't killing people what it is but they got life for an ounce of crack one time you caught one town house of crime I don't know if you remember this low but when the cracks here first hit I remember being a little boy saying this the nigger George Bush
Starting point is 00:11:51 was on the news with a press conference and pulled out he said somebody was he had two keys of bricked up but guess what president george bush one this way they bought the shit down the street from the white house he said this was they caught this guy trying to sell this across the street from the white house the nigga that they locked up was from the border right which is like four minutes away from the white house up the street he was like uh why would you try to be so ignorant to sell this in front around the white house that nigga looked at the camera said man with a white house niggie didn't even know what the white house was bro niggie didn't know where it was born a raise in DC never been to the
Starting point is 00:12:27 white house they said the nigg was trying to sell two rocked-up pieces of crap across the street some whiteout crazy big bolder big big big I'm talking about that you gotta see this shit like I don't even know how they got this shit locked up that be you know when you put the stones together that shit that should have come out this night it is big hey nigger you can't rock you know what type of pot you got that you to rock up a piece of coke dead bean you gotta use a pasta pot it's impossible that's why Rick Ross is a legend a 20 dollar truck the first nigga to cook crack in a
Starting point is 00:12:58 microwave not because he the first nigga to cook crack in the microwave just because he was the first nigga who had enough cocaine to even try to cook crack in the microwave Rick Ross real real Rick Ross yeah hit that bit one more time hit that seafood spot yeah study your shit dog this shit is out here public information. This man is half of the old school rap battle. Funniest dude out here doing it right now out of D.C. Y'all make some noise for Chico B! Cut it off. What the fuck was that, DJ?
Starting point is 00:13:52 Did you just play the instrumental? The she bad. She's gone on the work. I told this nigga to play MasterPie Bouti Bouti. This nigga played the Yin-Yang Twins. Is the police in here, nigga, would you scared? No, he's in Jacksonville. No, we ain't playing that, nigga.
Starting point is 00:14:06 Fuck that. We ain't gonna baby get through the show. I play Bouty, Bouty. Do you got Bouty, Bouty? Do you have it, DJ? Fuck do you DJ? Whed in receptions, nigga? You ain't got Bout it?
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Starting point is 00:17:36 I could never turn about. Turn up. Never forget what I cashed bar. That's my mother. Oh, so. Man, if you knew all the new dance zone, like you, on the wrist, telephone, put them on the back.
Starting point is 00:17:47 Put them up, represent. What are you, What are you, Cut it off, cut it off. How the fuck did this nigger managed to find the first version with, and they was trying to figure out what to talk about?
Starting point is 00:17:58 All right, look, we gotta talk about some street shit on this one, nigger, this nigger, DJed never again. God, damn. Fucked off. whole shit up. Jacksonville, how y'all doing? No, I need more energy than that. We're in Jacksonville. How y'all doing?
Starting point is 00:18:16 Yeah, I said they still ain't upgraded the club since the last time I was here. This shit still looked like a goddamn Burlington Coat Factory on the inside. They still ain't tricking the shit out of nigger. This is, they ain't fixed the carpet or nothing. This is that goddamn moving on up. This is crazy, man. I'm happy to be here in Jacksonville, man. I'm glad all of y'all came. I'll make some noise for y'all selves for selling this show out. Love Jacksonville, man Jacksonville is a beautiful place
Starting point is 00:18:43 It's nice and sunny beaches and everything But y'all beaches are a little different Than the Miami beaches and shit Y'all still got dope fiends On y'all beaches, nigger Them niggas is out there hustling And I don't know who still let Regency Square Mall be open
Starting point is 00:18:56 But Why the fuck is that shit still open? Nigger, that shit is ridiculous That's a jail. They're gonna turn that into a jail In a couple years They just gonna take that foot locker Right the fuck up out of there And start locking niggas up
Starting point is 00:19:07 in that motherfucker. Shit is crazy, man. And I'm happy to be here. What's going on? That's my man right here. You got your lady with you, man. Yes, your baby. That's your lady.
Starting point is 00:19:16 Is you, you know what I mean? It's black Asian connection. That's what it is. I bet y'all got all types of flavors of chicken at your child house. You want the fried or the kung power, whichever you want to do. We fucking them up tonight.
Starting point is 00:19:27 How long y'all been together? Y'all just friends. Y'all just friends. Why are you just his friend? You ain't going to let them... Okay, so why don't, is this y'all like a date? Y'all on a date? This is a date?
Starting point is 00:19:42 You sure? Yeah, I don't think she know, nigga. She, she's looking at this motherfucker like, no, you are the lift driver, nigga. I just let you sit in here because I had an extra ticket. You do not get date privileges, nigga. Damn. So you like him, you think he cool? You cool, you think he cool?
Starting point is 00:20:00 What do you do for a living, big home? What you do for a living? What the fuck is that? Like, I don't try. That's the Asian nigger with his hat turned to the back anyway. This motherfucker, I ain't going to be able to go into no beauty supply stores now. You're going to tell all his cousins, don't fuck with him. He's mean to me.
Starting point is 00:20:17 That's what it is. Anybody else, they just say, we got the lovely ladies up here in the front. You're not lovely? She said, I am. I thought she was white until you still started talking. You was a Negro. How are you doing, man? What's your name?
Starting point is 00:20:31 Marge? You got a white name, but you don't got the white voice. Her name is Marge. God, Dad, like the Simpsons, goodness gracious. Marge. Are you from Jacksonville, Marge? Where you from? Georgia, what part?
Starting point is 00:20:46 Kingsland. Is niggas free there? That's the... Kingsland, Georgia, Marge, thing. Yeah, your people in Kingless don't know you ain't here fucking with the 85th South Show. They'll be mad as fuck. Yeah, my daughter, Marge is down there in Jacksonville.
Starting point is 00:21:00 She's doing well, you know what I mean? She's working down there at the AARP building. She's doing good. I haven't seen any. Negroes in any of her Instagram pictures. She's doing well. She doesn't go to Regency Square Mall. She's safe down there. That's what it is, man. But I'm happy to be here, man. We got a great show on deck. We started a little late, so we're going to keep this thing rolling so we can get it going. So the next gentleman I'm about to bring to the stage. Y'all has seen
Starting point is 00:21:22 my brother everywhere. You've seen them on Instagram. You've seen them hosting TRL. You've seen them doing all that good shit. What you say, nigga? They over there arguing with the waiter. Fuck that. I want my wings right right. Okay? I didn't pay this much money to come in here and have soft motherfucking bore wings get them right that nigger like my bitch whatever what you like man all right so there we go y'all got that order straight that's what it is okay cool so now back to the intro uh you've seen my brother hosting t r you've seen them all over your instagram but you're about to see them right here live in jacksonville so i need everybody to start turning up make some noise right now hold up time out before i start dj whatever the fuck that nigger asked for could you
Starting point is 00:22:02 please make sure you got it now let's give him a second boy you got it DJ, you good? Don't, sure. You got it. Because if you start playing some bullshit up at this nigga great play. Well, if you like pinia colladas, getting caught in the rain, like, nigga, how do you have that in the talking version about it? But like I said, man, my brother's about to come up and turn it up, so I need everybody. Stop making some noise right now. Put your hands together, stop making some noise for the one. The only DC Young Fly! To the wall To the sweat drop down my ball
Starting point is 00:22:40 My ball Now these bitch is wild Ro I'll speak me motherfuck I'll keep me sick out Headball Hold up, hold up DJ Hold up DJ
Starting point is 00:22:53 White woman, do you know that song You know that song You know that so Write that shit back You better sang it to Motherfucking Here we go Come on white woman
Starting point is 00:23:04 Wait a window Bitch to the wall You better fay Through the twat-da-ddy-ball What you say? Oh, Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That's when the nigger skis-skit all on your ass?
Starting point is 00:23:20 She would like, skis, skis, skis, skis, skis. Ah, shit, let me get the fuck off. We in this bitch, what's our Jasifil? Okay, what is? This motherfucker feeling like we're in there on the upper way. What we at? I don't know what the fuck. This shit, they say they fixed this shit.
Starting point is 00:23:41 I was just here. This shit looked the same. They're talking about they're added the stage. No, fuck you then. You mightn't have bought a new speaker. That's about all. What's your name, white woman? Because you got your food first.
Starting point is 00:23:56 Oh, your name, March? What you do for a living, March? I want to wait for you. You're waiting. for who march for who outback the steakhouse oh i don't eat that no goddamn way sorry what you do right here what do you want baby i got it what you do for a living baby you're a therapist she'd be trying to do do work on you at the house she tried are you a physical therapist or one of one of them psychological therapists.
Starting point is 00:24:34 Psychologics, we're trying to get in the motherfucking mind. You know what I'm thinking. That's that I'll tear your ass up, look. Your ass ain't good, you ain't good, you ain't shit. Got an Asian motherfucking niff. What's your name, Asian? Oh. Oh, I thought that nigga was like, oh, talking to me.
Starting point is 00:24:58 This thing, man, this nigga, high hell, you're the holy Asian, nigga, open that motherfucker. That nigga, like, oh, that's your name? What the, so what it's like? What's your real name? Like, oh, snap? What's your whole night? Orlando?
Starting point is 00:25:18 Nigger. This niggas a nigger, man. I thought this nigger was a real. Man, you is a nigger, man. What you do for a living, OG? You're a firefighter. Me, why the fuck you ain't at work? Nick ain't no telling what.
Starting point is 00:25:35 We need y'all nigga to be on duty, not looking at me, ugly, man, boy. You might got some shit on your phone where you might have to get the fuck up out of hell. You're like, all right, it's time to go. Oh, my goodness. Don't big old tithes. Don't some big-ass titties.
Starting point is 00:25:51 I know those tithes can't wait to get out there, bro. As soon as you get home, just... I'm telling you need to breathe, man. I'm telling me to be breathed. Shit, niggins with long balls. We have to let them motherfuckers break. I was tidy white. It's not tied to white like to breeze.
Starting point is 00:26:12 And we can tell when the motherfuckers ain't breathe. But when we let them bitch and loose, we be like, huh? I got some long balls. I'm gonna give it now. Y'all ready for this show? Y'all ready to turn this motherfucker up? We're down here in Jacksonville. Are you old enough to be in here?
Starting point is 00:26:30 What's your name? Jen, who? Gentera. Gentera? Like, Gentara? Like, Jen, you need to tell her ass she needs to get... What's her own name? Gentara?
Starting point is 00:26:44 Gentara, what? I just need to know who the fuck coming to see me. I know it's a girl named Gentara. I know Maud. You work out. Stayed back. Huh? Gentara Green.
Starting point is 00:26:56 Okay, that sounds like some good-ass-a-collar greens. Make sure you get them gent tarrels because we got to mix them up good with the corn. Ugly, girl. Fuck, bro, y'all. Now, we're about to keep this show on because we know we had y'all out there waiting outside. So listen, this next brother, I'm about to bring up.
Starting point is 00:27:13 But when in a head, your head, get back down. You been back there? No, I just got you. All right, I said no more. Here we go. The next motherfucker I'm about to bring up to the stage, this is the OG. This is one of the reason that I look at coming to the day.
Starting point is 00:27:26 You dick, what I'm saying? I'm seeing this nigga on MTV, BT, Comic View, all over the place. Y'all start making some noise right now for my dog, Carlos Smiller. Hey, turn it on. What the fuck? Y'all so quiet in this bitch? Y'all sitting there like y'all waiting on some wig vouchers.
Starting point is 00:28:07 What's up, Duval? I know this ain't goddamn live-aid Duval let here. This Duval? Y'all sitting in this bitch quiet like we at a family reunion. Waiting on somebody say the blessing. How y'all doing?
Starting point is 00:28:22 Did something happen before I came out of this, bitch? I've got white lady, a panel of judges, nice titties in the front. They're like, you look like y'all judging a good spaghetti competition. Who put, huh? You don't like spaghetti?
Starting point is 00:28:37 Well, I like tetties. Hey, I'm calling us, how you doing? How are you doing them tithes doing? I know you wanted me to see them because you put them bitch right there. It's throat tities. There ain't no space. I don't know how she pulled that off.
Starting point is 00:28:55 Hey, white lady, how you doing? I'm good. How are you? What you're looking for a new boyfriend? No, I'm just in here. Socializing amongst the blacks. What's up, Hispanic dude? No, you got that bodywork for the low. I'm trying to get the cutlass painted this year.
Starting point is 00:29:19 What's you doing? Yeah, yeah. I ain't here with a black lady trying to act light skin. I know a Hispanic. Hispanic dude when I see one. Shout out to all the niggas in the room tonight. They used to sell dope, but now you're the cable man.
Starting point is 00:29:35 That is some Duval-ass shit. I like coming down here, bro. Y'all got some of the finest hood bitches in the world. I'm talking about them fine hood bitches. Have a nigga name tattooed on their neck. Still out of beauty sublisto.
Starting point is 00:29:52 Yeah. I'm talking about just some straight ghetto bitches. bikinis and cut off shorts all the time, nowhere to go. Always walking. Can't nobody out walk a Duval, bitch. This bitch will walk to Orlando with a baby on her hip. Bitch, where you were? I don't walk to murder beach. Niggas in Florida, Lord Rims, don't see the The nigga, fuck his goddamn ACL love trying to get out the dunk. This nigga was sagging in the
Starting point is 00:30:30 fell and pump three. Hit his goddamn knee on. Shout out to all the ex-crack heads out here selling seafood in the daytime. Nick, I don't want that shit. Your fingernails dirty as hell. I like this shit.
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Starting point is 00:32:21 I'm Bridget Todd, host of the tech podcast, there are no girls on the internet. On this new season, I'm talking to the innovators who are left out of the tech headlines. Like the visionary behind a movie pass, black founder Stacey Spikes, who was pushed out of movie pass the company that he founded. His story is wild and it's currently the subject of a juicy new HBO documentary. We dive into how culture connects us. When you go to France, or you go to England, or you go to Hong Kong, those kids are wearing. Jordans. They're wearing Kobe's shirt. They're watching Black Panther. And the challenges of being a Black founder. Close your eyes and tell me what a tech founder looks like. They're not
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Starting point is 00:33:47 shrimp to make it to the other side. My dad was shot and killed in his house. Yes, he was a drug dealer. Yes, he was a confidential informant, but he wasn't shot on a street corner. He wasn't shot in the middle of a drug deal. He was shot in his house, unarmed. Pretty Private isn't just a podcast. It's your personal guide for turning storylines into lifelines. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network. Tune in on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. See, now they're discussing shit. You know how many grown men in here
Starting point is 00:34:27 than eight months and stand seven don't even know it? All the women who say are old, them the women who feeding it to them. Fuck y'all. Nigger face isching all day, man. Baby, you're way to hell tonight. Niggily like you've been eating paper.
Starting point is 00:34:46 They got that sour cream on his face. y'all ain't shit for judging me they couldn't say oh if they ain't know what i was talking about my nigger where you coming from bro court why you so this nigger shit perfect got the sweater undershirt tie looking like a prosecutor in this bitch this year lady she made you wear all that shit you got baptized early or something i like this we got the church and the trap in this bitch tonight, boy. We might bless a dime bag or something. What a single lady's at? Did they make it out tonight? Any single ladies? I'm not none. I'm talking about all the way single. Ain't nobody since you no dick
Starting point is 00:35:36 pictures this month. You ain't even had your first piece of 2018 dick. Where they had? Fuck the rest of these cheek and ass. See, I can't fuck with you. You've been, you too recent on a dick. I heard your comment. I don't know about all that. Ain't had the 18, dick. It ain't nothing but March, you fucking freak. Bitch can't wait three weeks on some dick. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:36:01 See, that's what's wrong. Y'all just out here giving away dick. You don't believe in yourself. I don't just be out here giving away my dick. You're going to treat me like a gentleman. Yeah, you fuck taking you out. You're about to do some shit for me too. Fuck that. Let's go be creative. Bitch, watch the truck with me. Show me you interesting.
Starting point is 00:36:18 I'm not just about to get no. Because good dick come with a lot of responsibility. You fuck around and give a good dick on the first time. Guess what? Now your boss said hi. You can't never be tired. You got to bring good dick every time. I'll be out here giving them good dick all the time.
Starting point is 00:36:32 Uh-uh. Come fast. Soon as you get the pussy. Bussing nut quick. Ha! Ha! Why you come so fast? Why the pussy's so good?
Starting point is 00:36:41 Uh-huh? Huh? Oh, really? Fuck that shit. We flipping the script. Fellas, next time you make your lady bust a nut, just stop and be like, why you come so fast? I don't give a fuck if you been fucking since yesterday afternoon.
Starting point is 00:36:57 Talk your shit. There's a lot of white people made it to this show. There's a lot of white ladies. Much love to the white ladies who have little black children. You don't know how to do their hair. Just doing your best. Judge me one more time, Titties. Everybody else in this bitch is they quiet what they judge me.
Starting point is 00:37:17 I can hear you. and you got a comment for everything like we're on Facebook wow really this nigger here I don't know about the 18 dick so who is playing with these big titties
Starting point is 00:37:32 in Jacksonville because clearly clearly you got a lot you want to discuss who is he you lying who is he you didn't have something to say since I got out here and I don't get quiet now who is he in here with his wife is he here
Starting point is 00:37:47 is his plan Shut the fuck up with these olds Not gonna fucking owe me to death Lays you'll be out with your boyfriend And see your other boyfriend With his other bitch and get mad But you can't say shit Now he's just walking through the house
Starting point is 00:38:08 With a fucked up attitude Baby, what's wrong? Nothing, nothing. So sick a niggas. Ain't that fucked up, though? Bro, a woman, any woman in this room right now can say, I got cheated on, all the women in here gonna give them some sympathy. Oh, girl, men ain't shit, you didn't deserve that. Let's go out, let's get some drinks, let's talk about it.
Starting point is 00:38:31 Fuck these niggas, let's just go dancing, girl's night. Nigger can't, nigger ain't gonna never admit to getting cheated on. Not a nigger, hell no, a man, shit, no. Never. Ain't a man in this room ever got cheated on. Any man in here ever got cheated on all said the same shit. Man, the bitch was a whole man Man, the bitch was a whole whole man
Starting point is 00:38:54 Ain't nobody told me nothing, bro Walk in, she's sucking dick on the living room, bro You can't tell your homeboy Now you a joke Your manhood is at stake in the street They laugh and telling you, bro, you heard what happened to your homeboy then? Yeah, this nigga walk in, dick all in the living room, bro.
Starting point is 00:39:18 Then they clown on your... That's your boy. Niggins get cheated on. He'd be over with. We can stand that shit maybe one time as men. Get cheated on one time. Nick, died 39, heart failure. Nigger was in the league three years ago.
Starting point is 00:39:41 All of a sudden, dead. What happened? That bitch, man. Fuck with that white girl. Oh, you start fucking with a white girl Anything happened wrong in your life It's because you fucking with that white girl You can fall behind on your credit card bill
Starting point is 00:39:58 $17, see, fucking with them white bitches You're coming up short The white girl, that's not true I would never let you be short, 17 bucks What's your name? Is March like Mariselson? That ain't short for nothing, it's just, Mars. What's up, Margie?
Starting point is 00:40:24 You're from the project part of Duval, huh? You talk slow like you're on probation. Maude. Hell ya. That ain't the white girl you fuck with. She didn't have three gangston niggas before you. What you gonna do, Goddamn, you can't just sit around these bitch. Marge, take your ass in the kitchen
Starting point is 00:40:46 and eat some broccoli. How long I've been up here? Too long? Let's get the rest of the show started because this is not about me. I just didn't like how y'all was judging me when I came out because I got velour pants on.
Starting point is 00:41:01 I wasn't going to win, but my dick feels so loose. I feel like I could do anything in these motherfuckuck. My legs is getting right kind of massage. Got the dick print for the latest. Shout out to the ladies who like real dick. Good hard dick with the curve and the vein in it. Yes.
Starting point is 00:41:24 Look at the women clapping who liked the curve part. Oh, Jesus, yeah. Did he say the curve in the vein? They stopped making them in 91. They don't even make them no more. That's a discontinued dick, Carlos got. I don't know which one I like the curve or the vein. Why the niggas don't even know the value of they dick.
Starting point is 00:41:53 You better check your value. Check your shit. It's little ways to find out if you dick good. Like call your girl and you, baby, come here. What? Girl bring your ass over here. What? That's how you know white later.
Starting point is 00:42:10 That's how you know. Ain't they right to this. Bro, if your girl buy you some weed from her baby daddy, then you got good dick, my nigga. If you ain't never saw your girl hang her phone up, man, and say, that's why I'm through fucking with these bitches.
Starting point is 00:42:37 Your dick ain't good. Good dick break up friendship. Shit, stop talking to these bitches If you fuck her tonight, right But you gotta fuck her where eyebrows come off Be on the pillow Look, I'm giving way too much game The nigga with the sweater
Starting point is 00:42:52 Is texting himself, this shit Take the sweater off, kill these bitches What you do, bro? Yeah You in the Navy? That's why you got all that outfit shit on. Nigger really, the police. There's a lot of niggas in the Navy.
Starting point is 00:43:15 I'm asking. I ain't, there's no cap, I'm just asking. Are there a lot of black men in the Navy? Well, okay. I was just asking. Just niggas in boats. What if there's real, like, Duval that niggas in the Navy?
Starting point is 00:43:33 Like, when they pull up on niggas, all that Navy shit go out. They just be, shit, now we're up on your beach. Oh, pussy. Yeah, talk that shit now, boy. I got those sticks on your head, don't it? Hold up, I'm finna part, this motherfucker man. These pussy, Pakistani.
Starting point is 00:43:54 You so high bat that bitch in, bro. Hey, man, what my niggins at? May y'all come up here? This is the 85 South Show. My name is Carlos Miller. Carlos Miller. And that's my man Chico Beans right there. And that's my man, D.C. Youngflat.
Starting point is 00:44:18 We put this shit together. This is the 85 South Show. This is a podcast. The niggas who don't know where the podcast is. Y'all know I like the rich shit. Hold on. Let me get imposed for the album cover. Nick.
Starting point is 00:44:33 Fuck that shit. Duvon Where did what? Duvon what? Where we at? Duvon I said Duvon I said hold up I was in the Navy
Starting point is 00:44:51 I had the ship I had to park I pull up in Duvall I pulled up with March Yeah it was March When it was around March White woman You in Duvon White woman Then they get you some black balls
Starting point is 00:45:12 White woman She already had some You can tell before She said her name, Bard, she'd be talking real slow Yeah She'd be talking real slow And her food came first
Starting point is 00:45:29 Girl, who the fuck you know Who you know, who you know March, who the fuck you know Who you know? Who you know, March, Who the fuck you know? I tell you. who she know what and he fit to leave she know my Asian partner yeah that's where she get all her weave by saying it's true yeah yeah keep it going you know that
Starting point is 00:45:48 nigga name oh oh land go yeah oh hold up what you said that he was Asian I thought he was Mexican named Jose no no y'all y'all ain't gonna do my nigga like that because if he shoot this thing up I got your back I'm gonna run with you there we just gonna disperse. That's what he's going to tell his sped. He's going to act like he don't know English. I don't know. I was in. They started to shoot. They started to shooting. I started to ran. I started to ran. I started to run. The whole place I ran. It is it. They said they gave them their name of Marge. Margie. Marcy. The white girl marshy. It started shooting and I started to ran. They see. That's all I know.
Starting point is 00:46:36 They started shushing. I started shushing, I started through that. That's my nigga, J-O-E! Hey, man. Yeah, yeah. Shout out to my nigga with the stepdaddy hat on. They got that stepdaddy hat. Don't nobody make your way.
Starting point is 00:46:55 Look at that nigga Calvin, bro. Yeah. Type of a nigga come in your room, your mama said turn that TV down. Hey, why my man right here dressed like he's managing Enterprise? What's going on there? You got rental cars? I need a call.
Starting point is 00:47:11 He's in the Navy. Oh, you're in the Navy. Oh, my bad, oh, never mind. You can't swim. Yes, he can? You can't swim. Nigger nicknamed Catfish. I'll leave that nigga alone.
Starting point is 00:47:21 That nigga, you fuck around and say the wrong through that. Oh, yeah, nigger. You're like, oh, wait a minute, bro. Man, that nigger went to the Navy to be a mechanic, stupid ab. Nah, that nigger official, bro. That's one of the, you could tell he in the Navy. That's one of them niggins you don't fuck with. Nope.
Starting point is 00:47:35 Niggas start crying before the fight. He ain't worried about the fight. He's just, man. He's going to get a whooping for getting his school clothes dirty. My mom said, don't be fighting for school clothes. This nigga then choked your fucking eyeball out. Knock all your teeth loose. Hell, yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:49 And don't get suspended because he got the grades. He don't even get a whoopin. His mama just take him to the Kingdom Hall. Yep. Stupid. So you know how to swim? Yeah, yeah. You know how to dive in backwood.
Starting point is 00:48:00 Stupid-ha-boy. Watch this kid. Look at this nigga here. Look at this thing here. That nigga will take a chopper apart right now in front of everybody. Let me give you a real show. Okay, you take the bend or you put it together like this. Pah!
Starting point is 00:48:16 Shoot that motherfucker one time in the ego, sit back down like ain't nothing to happen. Oh, he got his wings now. He's his girlfriend, too. She's a psilogical therapist. Oh, what? Oh, what, nigger? What the fuck did you just... No, what did she?
Starting point is 00:48:35 Yeah, she was the one that's for the mind, the therapist. Bigger, a psychologist? Yeah. Nigger, you sound like the Spanish dude when the shooting star. He says a Shaiso-Sahologist therapist. They went to the...
Starting point is 00:48:46 Hey, and knew exactly what the fuck I meant, don't get it. They went to the therapy with the psychological. You know, shit. Same thing. Shachal-la-Badish. I got the first part, right. Hey, I think we're giving these tables
Starting point is 00:49:00 a little bit too much credit in this club. wrestling table, nigga, I'm about to get pedigree in their bets, I'm telling you. You know they didn't have this table for years, nigga. Yeah, you could tell. This club ain't even finished yet. That's what I said. Then they then covered the table up with du rag. This shit crazy than the
Starting point is 00:49:15 motherfucker. I'm telling you, you can get some waves with this shit. He didn't add shit to this motherfuckeruckus stage. We ain't do shit new. Yes, he did. He put up his little granddaughter's Valentine's Day card that they made elementary school. He was like, give me the cars, baby.
Starting point is 00:49:31 do something with them. Your mom in them acting like they ain't got no space around this bitch. I do something with them. Boy, them got them. That's how some of these bitch's booties walk around here looking, look, and look at it. These bishops got a holiday heart ass walk around this book. I knew I saw that ass somewhere. That ass looked like an arts and crass heart.
Starting point is 00:49:53 Look at that shit crazy. That Valentine's Day Heart got diabetes. That logo ain't shit Just two bitches giggling And one of my eyebrows fell off Nick My eyebrows fell off They're giggling on the way back to the car
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