The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The 85 South Show: KARLOUS, DC & CLAYTON in the Trap!
Episode Date: September 29, 2024The Black Effect Presents... The 85 South Show! In this family episode, Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Clayton English chop it up! || 85 SOUTH App: www.channeleightyfive.com || Twitter/IG: @85SouthS...how || Our Website: www.85southshow.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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life-changing music now.
That's the shit, you're about to get your life together.
Oh, shit, you feel, you're like, you know what?
You're right, man.
Been bullshit, man.
You're right, man.
Go to children, get us.
I've been eating too many carbs, man.
I gotta get it together, man.
Let's you say, go to school, get a job, gotta go get.
Save up this money.
Save up this money, B.
I would just tell the people, man,
making money is not hard.
I think you're trying to figure out
what you want to do with the money is hard.
Hold it on to it.
Try not spending it.
No, because a lot of people,
they have bills,
but they don't know how much they need to make a month.
Getting it and all you got to do is sit down
and figure out how much you need to make a month,
and then that's going to open up
the opportunities for it to be that month.
Like, you're going to start getting shit
that's going to be like, damn, that's almost what I want.
Right.
But let me find.
Money is going to be kind.
Like getting it is hard and then knowing what to do with it is hard too.
Right?
Like is it?
It's all about your hustle.
If you want it, you'll go get it.
You gotta figure out how to get it first.
Because everybody gets some money.
Right.
A lot of people got...
But see, a lot of people don't need to be knowing that they're getting money because they got fast spending happening.
And I'm like, you're getting money, nigger.
You just spend a lot.
And you think you spend more than you getting it.
But you getting it a lot.
Yeah, but you just...
You just spending it a lot.
You're spending the lifestyle.
You know, you're spending it and it's not helping you.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
You see what I'm saying?
And it's not really the lifestyle.
They just be doing shit.
Let me see.
There ain't nothing left for now.
What's all gone?
That backwood pack.
No, there's some shit, you know.
I'm gonna do.
Oh, yeah.
You fuck it up.
No.
This is, what you got?
This is Dutch.
Oh, you want to fuck with the Dutchies?
I'm like, this weird road.
Big one in the weird.
I understand.
Celebration.
You want how out that last?
Yeah, but this with this one.
How long?
I don't know how long this one, man.
You smoked to get out later on.
What?
I don't know.
What was it, bud?
That shit smoked.
You ain't smoked there.
That's two different weeds.
Maybe so.
That's what had you.
Yeah.
I already know what the-
On and on Badoo.
Listen, I'm not about to do.
You understand me?
Listen, don't care.
That's not a girl.
That's what I got.
That shit.
Like I was in high school again.
And we all in three different classes.
And guess what?
I'm going to go disturb your class.
You're stupid.
And I'm feeling to go disturb your class.
No, you can't disturb, man.
Hey, we tell the folks, we used to do that shit.
They're going for a club and just be disturbing.
Nick, be in the window.
When the dough close, you're a bitch.
You're a bitch.
The gray part about the wind of the door.
Just being that low window to teeth.
Get away from that door.
And you take all running.
We didn't have no dole, so you, anybody can go walk in.
Oh, nigger, we had to, hell no.
We had the doors with the long window on that bitch.
That niggins just be in that window.
Some people had doze in the main school,
but then we had cubicle.
So you only know it's 12 classes in this cubicle.
You go in this cubicle, it's, what the fuck?
It's 12 little classroom with no doors.
Hell no.
Hugging.
What?
You'll get your ass beat in that cubicle.
No, that's my age's high school.
They were big and fuck.
You'll get lost.
It took me three months to get right.
Because I'll go on still thinking I'm on this side,
and I'm really on this side,
and the McLeod down here on that side.
By the time you don't walk around the whole school,
you're like, man, I'm fucking, I'm gonna keep walking until I find it, bitch.
You'll be late every day until I got right.
Damn.
That shit hard, too.
That didn't really got to find your clad.
That might be thinking he'd be writing this shit for Stevie Wonder.
For so long.
But it's Stevie Wonder on a Mega Man game.
I would just listen to that song another day.
A ribbon in the sky.
A ribbon in a...
Blah boy, he was bullshit by that ribbon.
A ribbibibh...
Bro, Janet Jackson just did an interview
and said, Steven Wonder, it's her cousin
and Samuel Jackson and Tracy Chapman.
Who said that?
Janet Jackson.
Janet Jackson.
You know, Jackson's got to be...
They got to be family.
No, to all of them.
That's just crazy, though.
Michael Jackson and Samuel L. Jackson are related, bro.
Dang.
That's what he, that's what he's been trying to tell you, motherfuckers, the whole time.
Michael Jackson is my relative.
There are snakes on Michael Jackson's plane.
I was dead close to doing the guy.
goddamn move with Samuel Jackson, man.
Man, you shouldn't be it that bitch.
My audition was trash.
You know, I admit it.
Nah, some nigga be acting like,
but I'm a nigga be hanging on my dog.
Nah, nigga.
You look at my audition.
You were like,
boy, that dick, what the fuck was that?
I ain't never meant to a bad audition.
My audition was good.
I did bad to see if you were good.
That ain't want to be to swim, bro.
It ain't no poo.
Oh.
This is taking a whole bunch of this shit.
Oh, that's some bullshit.
Splits, splat.
Splish, blad.
It's like, we know he was swimming,
but if he's going to do that in the ocean,
oh, I don't think.
We want to.
Yeah, that was some bullshit.
They set you up a failure now.
That was a bullshit.
Okay, and just, and just mimic like you're swimming.
And the Craigbom, Bob, I don't think they need to get no poop.
I mean, I feel like the audition is just to see what I do it or not.
Wasn't no fool in the movie.
No way in America, I didn't got me on tape doing this shit.
Oh yeah, we took that part out.
But you made me audition for it.
That shit crazy.
But guess what that's why I killed my last audition.
I don't play.
I used to have a thing where, like,
I didn't want to perfect the audition
because it's hard for me to master the set
because I'm a visual set.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I got to see it.
I like that.
I like to be challenged.
audition room with a green screen behind me
and the scene so complex.
I have to imagine that shit.
So it's like I have to think about the lines,
imagine the set, and be perfect.
Instead of you, I already got the role.
Yeah, stop overthinking the shit.
It's hard, man.
Now, just do your homework.
You overthinking when you come on in there.
No, don't get me wrong.
We don't master the shit,
but that's part of the game that I had to realize
that I cannot just say, man,
that shit. I had to learn how to tighten up on the audition.
I used to be like, man, for the audition and shit.
Now, I'd be like, nah, niggas.
No, you gotta know.
That's one of the things you got to have in your repertoire.
Got to have a, you got to have a mean audition repertoire,
like, boy, you got to-
So you can eat?
You can eat.
But they don't mean they're gonna fuck me.
At audition, sometimes you, it might not be for the part,
but they'll see something else.
And then they get you something else.
Right.
Sometimes they come back around with something better.
We ain't think he was good for that,
but we think you good for this.
They get a good for this.
No, man, yo ass.
You fucked the swimming up.
Niggins try to do no stroke.
No stroke.
I just did all knit moves.
What they say about the road?
They ain't like you swimming.
They ain't like my neck moves.
I ain't do no stroke.
I just tried to get out the water with my head.
Does he swim with his neck?
Fuck that up.
They're probably watching that shit.
Like, what the fuck is it?
Everybody down there laughing.
Hard as you laughing.
right now. They called people in and rewinding it.
Look at me, go over, look at, look at.
Watch the neck.
Watch the neck.
Watch your neck.
This is your boy.
This is what your boy's syndrome.
He said he wanted to be in the movie with C.M.L. Jackson.
What?
Get me fucked up.
Hey, man, no nigga like this.
Dungey.
Oh, you stupid.
Dunn. Save me, done.
Got me fucked up.
Oh.
Nah, but we got right, though, man.
No more bullshit.
No cow.
Come on.
Them auditions be crazy, man.
It be crazy, bro.
But you just got to do it, though.
I don't knelt like three, four moves or something,
you know what I'm saying?
I've been on my A game, so you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, you come.
Oh, yeah, this old shit, this shit, like 2000, nigger.
22.
It ain't that old, eh?
It's old, but it's new.
Right.
But anything in the past is old.
Oh, it still hurt while.
I know now when I get a roll, I make sure my audition take five.
Hmm.
I ain't even play with you.
I ain't anything, I ain't been to play with you.
Hey, hit me the other lemonade.
This one's gone.
Took all lemonade out of that bit.
The lemon take up all the space.
They need to stop putting lemon at the bottom.
That's how they get over.
Yeah, it's mostly a whole goddamn lemon
at the bottom of the shit.
Now, this one got some lemonade in you.
Mm-hmm.
Shout out to J.
The JJ's, man, we've been eating,
women spending hell of money with them.
We're not gonna pay a couple weeks.
Hey, what if they, the nigga ain't named JJ?
They just said we had to use it.
Nah, but that's black-on restaurant.
What if it ain't Jay-J's, it's a two-fish.
It's out of Chicago.
They're based out of Chicago.
Right.
Because I was just, it's not a, it is a black-on-roreders.
What if it ain't Jay-J's, what if it's two fish,
and we've been calling that JJ's,
just because the fish looked like J's.
That would have looked like, it looked like two fishes.
My fuck keep saying JJ's, niggas,
nigg is two fish.
Because they, it's JJ, but they ain't got
the Asian people working in their motherfunk.
So does American Deli.
They know what we want.
They got Mexicans.
They know how you like.
Yeah.
They know how you like me.
These Mexicans in my American Deli.
My local neighborhood, American Deli?
Hmm?
It's Mexican.
At George.
At my local neighborhood.
I was just going to say it's black folks
in my American dealer.
Damn.
Who in the back?
The cash your girl be black.
Mexicans.
Okay.
Mexicans, they definitely be.
They know how to make this shit now.
They put them goddamn drinking in that motherfuckers.
They already know.
Hey, I can have it wet.
They look at you.
You think he'll want a lot of solids and shit.
I'm like, but hey, boy, that's an expert.
Ask them who on it.
Ask them who running.
Who run the American Dead?
The crazy part is they don't have no consistency.
Some of them be exceptional.
Food be hot all the way home.
I remember one time I got some free food by acting like
I was the franchise owner of the American Dead.
I swear she was acting like she was so rude,
like she didn't want to take a nigga order.
I said, you know what?
You know what?
Sorry to tell you, ma'am.
But you know I'm one of the owners here?
Yeah, Shaniqua.
You know what?
We don't need you no more.
We don't need you no more.
Yeah, excuse me.
I just want to tent.
That's all I want.
You fired somebody there.
You didn't work there.
Clock out.
See, we literally left.
Don't clock out.
I was like, we don't need you.
We don't need you.
That's disrespectful.
I was like, don't worry about it.
I don't even talk to no manners or nothing.
I'm one of the owners here.
Don't worry about it.
She don't need to be at the front.
The crazy part is she believed you.
This.
Well, can we just talk about my position?
Oh, all the lies when I, ooh, I.
What are we doing?
This is how we doing it?
Oh, this is that?
The ghost story.
episode.
Ain't gonna lay.
What we doing?
I hit the blood on there.
Let's just set the tone.
Hey, ladies.
Just leave it for a minute.
Welcome to late night.
Uh-uh, don't cut that shit all, nigger.
We're thugging.
But you gotta play some gangsy shit, though, because we're in the dog with three niggas.
This is for the ladies.
If you're a man, cut this shit off.
Right now.
Lady.
She can set the tone and all.
You hit, bong, bong, bong, bong.
Um, um.
Niggas set the tone.
That sounds like boss man.
This is how a nigga being trapped.
I'm gonna have a bitch.
Give me a ride.
Yeah.
I told the bitch.
Get inside.
See?
I told the bitch.
I just lied.
Yeah.
The bitch tried me.
She just died.
Now.
Where you do that, see?
Had to slap a bitch.
He was rude to me.
Now.
Why ya do that, see?
How to do it, see.
Yeah.
To do it, Steve.
I had to do it, see.
Yeah.
The niggas tried to shoot at me.
Ooh.
I had to do it, see.
Oh.
Man now.
My hair, man now.
Man now.
Man now.
Man now.
Maha.
Man now.
A little five, 50 more.
Maw.
Maha.
Maha.
Maha.
Maha.
Maha.
Mian, ma'ha, man, ma'ha, man.
Yeah, see.
You stupid.
That's hard, though, friend.
That's hard.
I didn't go cut.
I was bad as fucking pool.
Or now I'm trying to dodge a sentence.
Damn.
Went to swimmer in the pool, and I just moved my neck.
Almost drowned, how to get a check.
Almost drowned, how to get a check.
My man, my swimming only move my neck.
Mee-h-ha-h-h-d-down-mah-ha-ha-ha-ha-see.
You want to boss up your life?
All you got to do is show me some tits.
I remember when a girl had to ask me for a washer and the dryer.
I said, how you washin' your clothes now?
A little dirty, stanky,
she said, I'm going to the cleaners.
I said, they go your washer and you're dry it.
But I had up all my bitch up, like, man, see?
I pulled over there watching like, mehah, man, man, da.
What the fuck is you saying, man?
It's a whole other show.
85 South Show after dark.
Ladies, look on your tinnies if you love hip hop.
Yeah.
Ladies, we hope you're watching in your t-shirt or your patty.
Ladies, rub your tits if you love hip-hop.
Get your mops ready.
This ain't the one for the kids to be watching.
This ain't the one for the kids to be watched.
You're probably getting some head on this episode.
This is the one you get some head on.
Those niggins stupid, yeah.
If you're under 18, log off now.
Oh, we back to it.
That nobody ain't cutting the lights on, bro.
That's a ghost.
We back to Nickelodeon.
I don't tell you.
Twitter after dark.
Go to 85 after the dog, man.
Somebody got caught getting hit.
The lights cut off.
Mom!
Stop, stop.
Hey, hey.
Hey!
What am I doing?
She sleeping?
She sleeps, nah.
Ah, damn.
Hold up, baby.
I just breathe, bitch.
That shit crazy.
That shit craze.
There's a lot of hood hole that be fucking with their kids on the bed.
That's shit the fucking hood.
There's a lot of hood hole that be fucking with.
They'll be fucking with their kids on their bed.
Don't wake the baby up.
Hey, they be fucking with their kids on their bed.
That kid is...
Don't wake my baby up.
There's a lot of hood holes
that be fucking with their kids on their bed.
You can't rock that little motherfucking like that.
You gotta move your hips with.
Ooh, somebody about to wake up.
Before you have to dip with it.
Okay.
But I gotta get that coochie dog.
Come on.
And she let me get that coochette wrong.
That mean that you no rubber.
God damn, I can't trust me in my whole fuck up, but let's do it.
I went in.
I'm about to tell like this here.
I had to get in.
Damn.
That baby woke up.
I can't let him up my nut up.
Shut up.
That's terrible, man.
What is wrong with you?
Hood Chronicles
I couldn't realize we got a banner
that ain't downtown
what is that
stop putting that hood ad ratchet ass shit
that ain't even the right banner
y'all just put buildings
what
what happened
escape. It's a club, it's a club, uh, backdrop.
From what club?
2.85.
Every, uh, every, uh, every hood city got a club back in the day that was a club Scorpio or some shit.
Nick, they used to take pictures at the scatine ring, but I know that picture man used to make so much money every weekend.
He rich, right now.
Right now.
Ten dealer.
How'd you make your money?
Hey, he was getting $20 all off the photo.
Clay, you know what I missed do.
It was like.
You remember motherfuckers who was like photographers and shit?
This was a profession that required you to drive a van for some reason.
Why the fuck did you need to drive a man to be a photographer?
You had to use all that equipment, you had to take it with you.
It wouldn't even be that much equipment.
It's just a camera.
I got one camera and a few lenses.
It just went back.
This thing got a van with no windows and shit.
Hey.
You remember the sites that they just used the tape pictures in the club and then they would post them all on the
that website.
Boy, I used to hate that shit.
ATL, nightlife, or nightpicks or something.
Yeah, I remember the Polaroid,
the nigga be over there shaking that one fucker.
You get that picture, you don't like it,
you gotta pay another $20.
Retake it.
Retake it.
That nigga made a killing.
He made a killing.
Those pictures was high as fuck then.
They were $25 on pop.
Oh, for a little cardboard
and back in the border around.
Everybody got a picture.
But just gonna sit up on that mantle
forever, goddamn.
And go on the t-shirt.
Man.
Well, he made a killing, boy.
He made a motherfucking killing, though.
Because we only had one camera, man.
It wasn't two, three niggas in there with no camera.
Nope.
It was one.
It better not be.
I'm gonna tell you.
Let it be two, three, and they're not working together.
When the nigger had the printer,
and he was printing them bitches,
when he started bringing the lady to the club
for the printer films out,
that's when the money started rolling.
She started rolling.
Because at the Sky Ring, that's all you will see.
You will hear the music, and you will see a flash.
That's it.
But you got to imagine that with liquor.
You're at the skating rink.
Imagine that at the club where...
Yeah.
Shit, me and money got a picture.
I got a few of them floating around out there on Manson.
I think it was my out there to go take a picture.
I was like, hey, niggins, one going to take a picture.
They're going to take a picture.
That was our last club pisses.
It's just been here.
Big guy back drop.
That shit was hard.
We used to take pictures with the club like that with the club back and drop.
Especially with the one, they got to represent your crew.
The money, niggins had the money.
What are they, the money shit in the back?
They had the money falling from the sky.
The city background.
They might have a big escalade.
With the car?
That was before a nigga can get a car.
They're going to take a picture with the car back drop.
Nick, the airbrushed the Mercedes, but the back fucked up.
Nicky did good on the front, but the back.
Nick, I ain't never had no Mercedes, but you had an ad back machine.
Uh-oh.
You got an old-ass old, man.
You grew up around people.
that did cocaine.
Your music got struggling it.
That shit got heart felt right there.
Yeah, that's a real project pain.
Yo, look, niggas came up missing.
Nobody looking for them.
Ooh, I like that, though.
That's that woo bag shit.
That's that woo bag shit.
You woke a nigga up with that shit now.
The wedding he goes, I can't believe him.
They put him in the trunk of the car.
They went for goddamn.
off. I'm like, ooh. Now, it's mama missing them. All of them are crying and all of them lying.
What's going on?
Yo, turn the movie on in the news. Now, my bad news, cops ran down on all the bad dudes.
It was a crazy crime scene. Yo, but let me tell you what I seen.
Hey, man, you know what time it is? It's the powder hour.
Mm-hmm.
I was in the crib smoking sour. Uh-huh. It's already one drughead in that motherfucker.
Yo.
Yeah.
Came I'm missing.
Nobody's looking for them.
Damn, they did them real bad, though.
It's kind of sad, bro.
Yo.
But we coming off the top of the end of the toll.
I'm like, did the niggins throw a party for the kidnapping?
It's party time.
It's party time.
Where he go?
They're a kidnap, my bro.
It's party time.
Oh, that's good.
Yeah, niggas out here now respecting women.
Uh-huh.
Being foul.
Talking shit, disrespecting women.
The queen of the earth.
Let me tell you how much she works like $899 bazillion dollars.
Talk your shit.
Popping collars selling flowers, but not like collie.
The game changed when everybody started popping Molly.
Ooh, the bitches ain't fly, they doodoo birds.
I want to see who do it first.
I pull up shoot them in their hearse.
You got to hit them where it hurts.
Don't fall in love with a chicken head.
Damn.
You better fall in love with some bread.
Uh-huh.
You better fall in love with what you need.
Okay.
But don't fall in love with the weed.
Damn.
Because the money is the friend and the money bring the power.
But everybody knows because my partner owns the sour.
But listen, I'm on the chicken hands.
I'm a biscuit head.
But guess what?
We're about to throw a party in this motherfuck.
They can throw a party on anything.
You're like, ah, damn them, niggas, have a party for any reason, me.
My house just blew up, but fuck it.
I'm about to throw a party in this.
Then they always kick the camera.
I don't know what it is.
They just kick that motherfucker.
You're like, boy, they lit.
Man, me that light up, bro.
Oh, shit.
That's stupid, bro.
Oh.
I'm chilly.
Go here.
My weird light it up.
Right it up.
Tighten up.
That shit got to be high.
Already.
All ready, but this is a good weed right here.
This was voted the number 16 highest show.
What was the fuck?
Well, who beat us?
There's a crackhead podcast and go crazy.
That's actually high.
Slip it through the crack.
Uh-huh.
Exactly.
Slip it through the crick.
Oh, we smoke is weed, so they're smoking way stronger than nothing.
They're putting that shit on line now, boy.
Welcome to episode 22 of 22 days straight, being up.
This is the meth hour.
I'm about to do some black tar heroin with my guest, D-O-Van.
Hope you rocked your bag of hash, bro.
Your entire identity has been fabricated.
brother goes missing without a trace.
You discover the depths of your mother's illness,
the way it has echoed and reverberated throughout your life,
impacting your very legacy.
Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro.
And these are just a few of the profound and powerful stories
I'll be mining on our 12th season of Family Secrets.
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Mm-mm.
Them will be rapping backwards as hell on this one right here.
Listen, hi, kids, I'm going to tell you,
my eyelids, but listen, I'm going to do this.
Listen, Mama never really had bought me up.
Then she tore me up and popped me up
and pop pills in the kitchen and then they lord me up.
Right?
No cap.
That'd be able to drop again.
I'm off whites?
Ooh.
When Sean Paul on the folks, why don't about go anywhere?
This nigga's got hella grip.
No care.
It feels like everywhere carpet, though.
Everywhere you walk and feel like carpet.
For real?
You'd be watching that shit.
going to flip off the building and shit.
That shit, no, I ain't flipping on no building.
I ain't stupid.
I'll be watching the seat, like, one of them ain't going to fall.
A lot of them do.
I know.
But that's some hard shit.
Really, that's body.
Having told the body control, but it's also understanding energy, how to fall, how to jump.
Yeah.
They just control and they fall.
They're falling.
It looks like they're climbing their ass off.
No, nigger, you're falling.
You can do it.
You can do it if you understand physics and how it works.
But if you think it like, ah, man, that shit,
It's going to take motor physics and know how it work.
Because if your ass ain't in shape, you dead.
Oh, no, the one thing about it, nigga, you can't hold yourself off.
You can have great physics, but if you don't put too much baby oil on,
you do that little front flip, you're gonna bust your head.
That's shit looking dangerous shit.
You gotta have a rush for that shit, though, bro.
You need be jumping off buildings.
I remember when I had done, jumped on the roof at high school, because they called us gambling.
And it was a little ed.
edge, like I could jump off the building on top of it.
All I kept saying was, if I don't land on that, it's a rap.
And I know I can do it because I'm physical enough, but physics and all that extra shit,
one wrong move, it'd have been more than just they come to get me and locking my stupid
ass up.
So you ain't do it?
Nah, I head on top of the roof.
Well, he's supposed to make that jump.
You got some weight on your beard right here.
And you wanted me to try my luck to make the jump?
For the movie.
I forgot you a jumper.
Put a movement.
What'd he do?
You'd have took it once in y'all.
He was like, I got some foot at your ass.
Hey, it looked better than you jumping.
No, it was, no, no.
Then you laying down.
What it was was I jumped off the roof on the other side where I could literally land.
It was probably like about 40 feet.
This shit was like 60, 70 feet, man.
I wasn't trying that shit.
Then I had to run and jump on it.
But the platform.
on one too big for me to jump on.
So if I would have jumped on it,
I would have kind of like hit the wall
and bounced off the wall
and fell off of it.
You know what I'm saying?
So it wasn't no room
for me to jump for real.
No, Nicky.
I'm going to stay on top of this roof.
Habba!
Nica made the jump,
but knocked itself out.
Right.
And nobody would have knew
how to be back there.
So I'm running from the police.
They don't find you
the school let out.
It 8 o'clock.
I'm feeling back.
Ew.
Fucked up.
You got me fucked up.
I got to explain why the fuck I can't move.
And I'm on the ground.
What happened?
I was on the roof.
A niggas threw me off the roof.
It ran off.
Now you got a lot.
Nick, grabbed me, took me to the roof.
And he said,
niggas say another motherfucking word.
And I threw you off this motherfucker.
And I said, please don't.
that could have worked.
You got a lot.
You guys say I jumped on.
Gambling on the roof or y'all ran to the roof.
I don't think we was in the bathroom where we were probably like 30 deep.
We were at Crem High School, we were 30 deep.
Presby would just walk in that bitch.
He was like, all right, if you got it on you, they're coming so you better flush you.
They letting them know that the police come.
Digger, everybody in that bitch scrambling and I was just like, fuck, fuck that shit.
They got to lift the window up and I jumped on the roof.
on the roof.
I really open up the windows so
niggas can run off on the roof.
They look at me and were like,
bro, you feel don't go out there.
I don't know if you're gonna stay in here and get caught.
When they got to catch me, nigga.
I jumped on the roof.
Before you know it, it was me and like nine
another nigga running on the roof.
Oh, niggas.
They're running behind me and tell me what we're going.
Oh, man.
Stop following me, dick, get the fuck on.
Let's go.
Now what?
Now what?
Now what?
Some niggas going back in time.
Man, that nigga ain't got no plan.
I said, fuck that shit.
I jumped out the roof, but when I jumped off, I was like in the coder set.
And if you go to crib, you don't know it's a, it's the library and like the foyer
with the walking area, like by the cafeteria.
If you're going in that no foyer, but the only way you go through is through the hallway
at the library.
So when I jumped in, I couldn't even get out of the door.
And it was a teacher looking at me through the window like there the whole time.
And I went to the door and I was like, hey, bro, open the door.
I got some kids.
I already had it in my mind made a huge to open that door.
Get out my favorite.
I'm going out of the front door to school and they're going to have to find me on the east side of Atlanta because I'm going to run through Kirkwood.
I just couldn't get out of school.
And they just stood right there in the police came and got a, damn.
Damn.
That shit crazy.
You really done it this time, Whitfield.
You know that?
Oh, yeah.
He was a little paperwork.
They gave everybody their favorite.
I know you was on the roof.
My mic is gone, white man.
You fucking donkey,
you would wear a donkey con shirt around a whole bunch of naked
type and funny.
What the fuck that got to do with us?
Don't.
Don't entertain him.
Oh, shit.
Gotta give him an 85-south t-shirt.
It's true.
Bombone.
Shit.
What?
That we?
Oh.
That dust.
Shit.
Nick Lowe's got them Dr. Pellers over there looking like, bud, like...
Crush me, if you, Dr. Pampers.
You fin to go back on the wrong, too, ain't you?
Yeah.
You out of there.
Hmm?
So you out of there?
Might as well.
Oh, yeah.
What y'all are going for?
Do y'all even give a fuck?
Me.
You care?
Who got some money?
Who got some money?
I don't want to go for the big candidate for the world.
But no, man, I can't rock with your boy.
I knew it.
You can't do what?
Can't rock with your boy?
No, man, they got to get your boy out of that, man.
He's too dramatic.
He's too dramatic.
He's too emotional.
That boy run off emotions.
He's good.
They ain't be like, you know what?
The blacks.
He was like, when they start calling them, I'm like, no, don't, don't do that.
All right.
You can say that behind clothes, though.
Don't say that shit on the microphone, nigga.
They asked that, you saw the shit.
They asked them, they said, what do you consider black jobs?
And he was like, jobs that anyone can have, no, say what you wanted to say?
He did.
That was the nicest way he could say.
You know what he wanted to say.
You know?
What shit y'all do?
Cooking, cleaning.
Right.
Shucking, jiving,
name his little baby love,
short and then, short,
then you know.
You know?
Do the shit, man.
The shit's your people do,
with the big lips.
But why you got to label the black job?
See, now it's like a nigga
can't have a job
because it ain't black.
Well, then they try to say all that shit.
You only got the job
because you was a color.
That's their new shit.
Diversity and all that shit.
I wouldn't give a fuck.
If I was getting my paper, and I'm not, I wouldn't prove shit.
I would keep me a job if that was the case.
Right.
If that's the case, we should go get some jobs that we know we ain't qualified for.
We should do it.
Right.
Right.
Who they're giving them to?
Because they not, they not.
Give me one.
If you are in the position where you can just give a mother, I'm not doing shit.
I wanted to be a good-ass job.
So I want to make $175,000 a year.
And still be able to do what I do.
And still, and I'm not even coming.
I'm a consultant.
Yeah.
If you need a face.
Just to meet the quota.
Do you know we can help, y'all?
We got our finger on the pulse of the culture.
Talk to your talk.
Oh, man.
I'm down to you.
You're trying to figure out how to market the black people
but ain't got no black people in there.
Come on, man.
I'm down to get some extra paper but not do shit.
I can put some black folks in now.
But you ain't just been to sell us anything and everything, god damn.
You know who control the money?
The Senate.
We keep worrying about the president.
We need to get a black Senate.
We get a black Senate.
It's the owner popper.
Oh, it's the owner poppy, baby.
Dude, that's just like getting a club promoter.
The owner ain't never here, bitch.
It's the club promoter.
Mm.
Do you know how many parties we can throw
until the owner get here?
You think, you think...
That's all those things.
Do you think that...
We'd have been made our money.
Do you think that, like, black people, like...
Not people that's trying to be in politics
and don't fuck with it.
Do you think motherfuckers, like,
Like a motherfuckers scam every kind of way.
Right.
Being a politician seems like it'd be the biggest scam.
Why you don't think there's more motherfuckers in there?
They're scared.
Nah, because they don't know the benefits of it.
That's all.
They don't understand it.
They don't speak their language.
They don't know how to play it.
They don't know how to play it.
That's all.
Because, you know, you got to get in with, like,
you've got to have, like, an old uncle or something to really bring you in for real, for real.
I mean, but you can win an election easy.
Yeah, but you can start out small and win you a little election just with charisma.
You ain't going to have relationships.
Right.
You're not going to be in.
But you can get in there just off.
Because if the game is talking shit,
right.
I'm in a room with three motherfuckers that I know
could goddamn be heads or some kind of statement.
But you also got to understand your power position.
What are you capable of doing?
Yeah, see, they're going to let you in on a little boy shit.
You feel me?
At first.
Like, you'll be like a clerk or some shit,
Chancellor.
Not even the clerk.
What's the other one?
Well, the districts, they give you District 9.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm a representative.
You got three streets.
Yeah, and them's the most immaculate streets.
Get out my face.
Hey, pick that shit up.
You can't even get nobody to cut grass over there.
All you need is them three to get in there.
I'm gonna cut it.
But that's it, though.
I'm gonna cut it.
You can just keep moving up through that like that.
I got to come in to cut your grass program.
But just the thing, though.
I told you to cut it, didn't it?
I tell you what, just you get me the worst dish.
Give me district six.
Give me all of them.
Give me District 9 where the hell is at.
Bigger I clean that bitch up.
But you are the representation of District 6.
That's it.
Yeah.
You can't do nothing.
I don't want to do shit.
No.
But I represent this.
So I can make shit appear and happen.
You can't even get shit to prove.
No.
We got to have something to approve you.
No, but you get one vote.
And they're trying to get you one, they're trying to sway you.
That's what I'm saying.
So they got to get you something to get your vote.
But when I say fix the streets, I need y'all to fix the streets.
Otherwise, I ain't going to get my little.
It may not be how you want them to be fixed.
They may give you a little budget and say you figure it out.
We got three streets.
We'll fix two of them.
We'll fix two.
You got one.
You got going to go on your pocket for the other.
You got a fundraise.
And then they're going to tell you, there ain't nobody driving over there anyway.
Do your street bring us money?
Yeah.
To what degree?
People got to come through this street every day.
It's only residents that's right.
Oh, this is what they get fucked up at, though.
Well, you know, crazy thing about.
our district three is.
Uh-huh.
We're right over here about their Mercedes-Bin station.
Talk your talk.
So we ain't got the three streets, but guess what?
All three of them bitches go right around that station.
Yes, it do.
So now we've got value.
Now you're talking.
Now we got little leverage.
Now you got to know how to go in there and speak.
Exactly.
And you know, since we ain't got but three little streets,
they're trying to put something on all three streets.
We finned, y'all fin to play ball with us,
and we're faintex your head.
What you're trying to do?
Come on, man.
That's all I'm sitting.
Every time y'all builds something on need a little three streets.
It's going to tax like a motherfucker.
We're going up.
Now we sit down.
Now we are eight streets deep.
We're sitting on gold mine now.
Come on, man.
Because of y'all were playing.
We didn't expand it in everything.
But they already want to make District 3 of the whole city now.
Mm-hmm.
People just got to be on one of the court.
That's all.
Because the politics makes sense.
Yeah.
You just got to understand where it makes sense for you and the person that's in politics.
You don't have no friends in politics.
And it's not.
I'm not really saying you don't have no friends.
You don't even believe in somebody
that can even help the community.
You're like, man, a nigga ain't gonna do nothing.
He's right, you're right.
He's not.
He not, because you think he not.
Politics, first of all, being you gotta believe
and you also got to be really into that shit.
A lot of us are not into it.
Well, you know, change.
You don't have to believe at all.
That's what, that's the...
Because once they get in there,
what they believe in got shit to do with what they do.
Right.
And plus, it takes a long time for change to actually happen.
Motherfugs be thinking this shit
going to have.
right now this year.
They want another stipend.
That why they like Trump.
He ain't had nothing to do with that, though.
I know that, but they don't even understand that.
He had nothing to do with that.
That's all they said.
Then Trump was out here.
Then you were one on the street.
Man, it was a pandemic.
It was a global, it was a once in a,
we ain't never had no shit where they like,
hey man, don't nobody go nowhere.
But he goes to money.
That's why the inflation is something like that.
But he goes some money though.
Because with nobody, that, yeah.
You could even work.
That was the only.
signed nigga actually gave you something.
That's why you liked that.
We weren't working.
Nine months, we didn't work.
They came with that stipend.
I fuck with them.
What are we doing?
If we could not work again and get paid for not working.
You didn't do nothing.
That was in there.
That was already in the government shit.
That was already a plan.
They had.
Collect the bill money.
Huh?
Ain't nobody at work but the motherfuckers collecting the bill.
But this is my only thing.
Oh, they was giving rent deferrals, all that shit.
But this is what I'm trying to pay this, nigga, all my bill were paid.
I even asked him, I said, you know, COVID, we didn't get a chance to go work.
They said your license on one.
COVID ain't stopped your license on.
We don't go to fuck by it.
We don't care about none of that shit.
It's going to be a bill.
If you can't pay this shit, we're going to tax your ass.
You can get on the payment plan.
But I'm here to tell you this usage that you and your family use it.
Somebody got to pay for it.
Somebody got to pay for that shit.
So I hear you call for.
And not only is it the same price, but I need you to get done and pay that bill.
Not only is it the same price, but it's a little more expensive now, too.
Imagine how bad your fever going to be when your AC don't work.
Ooh, wee.
No cold nights.
You ain't got no heat.
Ooh.
That shit was crazy.
But that's why I didn't understand when I'm like.
But now it's so, it feels like it was so long ago that it didn't even really happen, don't it?
Because it's 24.
We technically just got back in.
You know what I'm here?
This was the only...
Some of that shit that they put in place
They ain't even kicked off until this year.
Mm-mm.
Won't take effect of 2024.
2024 was the only year that they didn't
We didn't secretly have to go back
and be like, all right, let's shut back down for two days.
Because 2023 we did like one or two times
where they were like, hey man, y'all got to slow down.
Y'all outside, but slow the fuck down.
Nine, 2024.
They're like, niggis getting sick, and they...
They don't know why get sick and they still ran with COVID?
No allows
Yeah
I don't know
Allegedly
He lost and then
He said he had it
He started coughing
I don't know
But then he went to the after party
He left
He went to the after party
I don't know if he had it
And then he got right
But they tried to make it
Like he had it and still ran
Yeah I saw him in a wheelchair
At one point being wheeled out
I said oh this he
I want to know
I tell you one right now
That cold shit ain't no hole man
I'm glad that shit damn the old whip.
Man, it's got a little.
Is it?
I remember when you had it.
I had it full time.
Yeah.
But then I got vaccinated.
You was coughing and shitting on yourself at the same time.
You sneezing.
He was sneezing.
He was sneezing and shitting.
Yeah.
It wasn't even shitting, though.
God damn.
He accidentally wiped his nose and blew his ass.
I ain't killed on myself.
He had that grease leaking out.
Hey, one thing I ten, ten, it makes your bow.
That shit make your bowel movement loose, boy.
Why is my shit greasy?
Fuck greasy.
That shit, watering.
Ah!
And it comes out.
It comes out the wrong hole.
Rapido.
Rapido.
If you say O, oh, hold up.
You say a letter O and loosen up the muscles.
Say, oh, oh, oh, shit.
Oh.
Yeah, that shit has, it.
Yeah, boy, that shit was so serious.
Yeah, D.C. shit on his shelf when he had...
No, how damn, bro. Why he keeps saying that shit?
That niggum be like, hey, man, you're going to be seeing me and you?
That COVID had your shit on you.
No, they're he folks slow, man.
Man, you good?
Get away from me.
Hey, that boy, Lowe crazy.
That ain't going to start around when they see me.
The boy, Lowe Lulah had to add you out like that, man.
It's true.
I did.
Oh, it didn't.
No, it didn't.
No.
Even after they, uh,
he washed his pants and shit,
he still had the little shit grease in the middle.
What fuck gonna throw that got shit on myself, man?
Man, you got to put some bacon soda on that to get that out.
Oh, that's terrible, bro.
Yeah, that's just one part of it.
I ain't even know that was part of it.
That's, I ain't know.
That's the first stage.
That lets you know if you got it now.
You're like, oh, okay.
I think I'm sick.
This shit ain't solid at all.
Man.
You brought up that your boy, Noah Liles, y'all watch the Olympics.
Just a little bit.
To a degree.
Yeah.
You kind of turned me off a little bit.
What about that break dance?
That break dad was bullshit.
I don't know what the fuck that lady would do it.
Why they're with it?
Why they're with it?
Why they're with it?
But that's the thing with the ass.
Olympics, they surprised us.
They didn't, they, we know
only about the races until they were like,
we'll have some extra shit for y'all there, but we got
ping pong. We got break dance.
Ping pong been in there, but
paint pong was caught. That ain't paintball was cold.
That ain't ping pong. That's table tennis.
That table. They was playing.
They was off the table tennis. Some nigga
were like, yeah.
Yeah, and then.
Who do they do the little, they throw it up and then
they throw it up and then he hit it with the look.
They got a little can't get right in them.
Every last one of them, then from there, now he,
yeah, can, ca, ca, but when he started off,
he throw it up and you can, he hit it with his dimple.
He put it right on the game and then he
take the bottom, motherfucker, had a pat on him.
Man.
They're going to grave.
I seen the nigga, he had that.
You got to hit him with the little arm, though.
He had to hit that motherfucker.
That shit went so far back.
That nigga hit that motherfucker, that bitch still went on the other side of the table.
Yeah.
He had me for stand on their feet.
Yeah.
What on how money they get paid?
Oh.
It ain't about the money.
It's just knowing that you one of the baddest motherfuckers in the world.
And it probably depend on the country.
Because if your country, if it's popping, then it's probably big money in that shit.
You know what I'm saying?
I tried to do that shit.
How you?
It worked, man.
It won't work for real.
You got to get it down.
So the motherfuck went crazy with that.
Damn it's on the chain.
That surfing was crazy.
That shit wasn't even impaired.
That shit was in Tahiti.
I don't like how they treating the black folks over there.
In Tahiti?
In Paris.
What they did?
What they did?
Man, they didn't talk,
took old girl a little bronze medal.
Oh, yeah, they took it.
Oh, why they take it?
What was the explanation?
They took that shit.
They tried to say they did the dispute or some shit.
They said something about the qualification of how that shit came about.
She ain't, she didn't do it.
Because they tried to dispute something or score or something
because you can't do that.
But then when they disputed it,
it placed her in third place, and then other people were like,
all right, well, she won't dispute.
I'm a dispute, too.
And that shit knocked up, back off?
No.
I like that shit.
No.
Yeah, they're treating everybody fucked up over there.
Chicago's going crazy.
The one thing I like about watching the Olympics, though,
is you could just talk shit to other countries for no goddamn reason.
Like, you better not let this French bitch beat you.
Yep, yep.
And, you know, they watch it the same way.
Fat.
And, you know, I bet secretly white people watch it,
and they be happy when they see a white person win.
a race. Like, even if it's
another country. Maybe
Rufo, come on, America.
Let's go.
Puerto Rats, heck out of it.
Helvetica.
This bitch, wood.
That shit was, them long races.
The women were going so crazy, but they got some
beautiful women across the country, boy.
They were going.
They were, they turned up.
Shout out to all the women that did
their thing. Some countries only
sent like two people.
You got to figure out what your country good at.
You got to figure out, are you even good enough to go?
They don't even about that no more because the United States ain't winning shit and shooting.
Well, you can't fuck with buddy.
You know, buddy who wasn't using the goggles or none of that?
Yeah, he was cold.
That was just somebody father who was on the couch flipping his balls.
He's a turkey dude.
So they had the air pistol shooting shit, right?
Target.
Most motherfuckers got headset.
I mean, ear covers, eyesight, glasses.
This motherfucker came out there with his regular glasses.
Shurn ain't tucked me and then I just got his hand in his pocket.
Buss it, silver metal.
He got silver medal?
Who got gold?
I don't know.
Somebody with all the equipment in the goddamn wear a laser sight.
You couldn't beat my eye laser 360.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, they got all type of little assistance and shit.
He was out there.
He said,
I know how that I'm gonna fuck from back in.
He shoots a long time.
Long time I sued.
The swimming shit was good, too.
Swimming was crazy.
Yeah.
Somebody had lost their life in the, uh, in the, uh, the cross country swimming thing.
Oh, when they got sick?
Uh-uh.
It was like, like, swimming in the, it was like an obstacle course type thing.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
the shit in the water.
It's in the water, but he didn't get sick.
It's like his body had to cramped up on him as he was swimming in shit.
And they were doing a whole lot of shit.
And people were going to swim to go get him.
What was that shit where they had to swim in that nasty-ass-ass lake
with all that shit in it?
And people were getting sick.
They were going to clean it up.
I don't think they did.
They found it about it.
The people who were protesting and they went to shit in it.
Yeah, they were trying to fuck it up more.
They said, we're going to clean the river up by the Olympics.
These niggas said it's like hell you will
But that's the thing
Everybody, shit in that bitch
I got COVID
Get your ass over there
Hang your ass in the water
So did everybody bring their tissue?
No, they didn't even like
They just shit
And they put their clothes in there
And then wipe their ass on the rimp
Air dry
They're ad dry
Hell no
That happened
Yeah, no
What was that?
In France
Yeah
The sign
The same
The friends?
What that is?
Do I feel the Tyber?
Yeah, Paris.
Paris?
Yeah, they've been cheating like a motherfucker, though, man.
They cheated a few Americans out there medals.
They were fucking well, Steph Curry, wife, and shit.
What's the man?
Some shit, they wouldn't let her get back to where she was supposed to be at.
You got to let the chef wife cook.
Come on, man.
She is chef, too.
Are they both chef curries?
Because she's really a chef, ain't she?
Yeah.
He's just cooking, motherfucker.
on the court.
Yeah, but she didn't look.
So they both, you get a cooking chair.
If I call her chef, like if I said she got some potts that they sell at the basis.
She got chef curry pots.
She got her own pots and a cook.
But she's chef, I'm saying her.
She's a chef currie.
She's chef.
So if you say chef curry, broke for them and turn around.
Yeah.
No, I mean, if there's one chef curry, then that's just what it is.
Are you there?
Oh, so you're saying she just chef curry wife?
No, she got a chef.
I ain't saying that's all she is.
I'm saying since he's chef curry.
Like, they hold family chefs.
Not unless they're chefs.
What do they cook?
Because all of them cooking.
What do the kids cook?
They're cooking to a degree.
I don't know.
I'm not trying to, I don't know the kids.
Kids, they're cooking too.
Yeah, they're cooking.
Because they chefs.
Riley Curry have all the little press conferences and shit.
Okay.
You're right?
So they all, so it's a house full of chefs.
There's two many chefs in the kitchen.
Man, they're going crazy.
There's too many chefs, man.
Mm-hmm.
With spatulas.
Okay.
The whole family is known as the chef curris.
Mm-hmm.
That's why if you were to say chef curris, all I'm going to turn around.
Right.
Right.
And they got a dog named Chefry.
His name's Chefry.
Sheffrey.
He's a part of the Curry.
Yeah.
Sheffrey Curry.
Yeah, he's a chefrey.
Sheffrey curry.
Who?
Sheffrey.
Sheffrey.
Hey, buddy.
You're stupid, bro.
That's real.
Oh, me.
Yeah, most definitely.
But that's how it would be, though.
We got another, uh...
You took that bitch out of the freezer ready.
I know that big, but...
Peanut buttercup.
But listen to me.
Do they still make Reese's pieces?
Yeah, that's why I put it in the fridge.
Oh, okay.
Reese's Pieces since.
Rees' Pieces?
They got Reese Peas?
Damn.
I feel like that's a...
I feel like Reese's Pieces is the M&M's that went to jail.
Wow.
I can't explain it and I won't...
I feel that.
Nick, packed with peanut butter.
Shut up.
That's crazy.
I see that.
That's Eminem that went in jail.
Reese's Pieces.
Fuck y'all love Eminem, man.
It sounds like a gang, too.
Mm-hmm.
We're the Reese's Pieces.
Pieces.
Nigga, are you snickering?
We gotta figure out who.
The yellow on the bitch.
The red one the bitch.
We got to figure out who Reese is.
Hey, Mike and Ike, fuck him up.
Milky Way.
The three musketeers bismholes.
Hey, man, y'all cut that foolishness out.
Mind your business, Jolly Rancher.
Oh, that jolly shit.
Mr. Goodbar looking for a person.
payday.
Oh.
It was all good
until they called
us some snickers.
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Well, that's funny, bro.
Oh, you're stupid.
I remember I used to put this shit in my, on my tea.
For what?
The trip, people out like ain't had no tea.
You're stupid.
What is wrong?
Hey, man.
You do this in clay.
I got to get that much how I do this.
You're like me.
She was like, take that out of your mouth.
I'm like, I can't.
You're dumb as hell, man.
That looked like you don't have no teeth for real.
I told you.
You stupid.
You know, my teeth are nerd, bro.
I think my teacher was bipolar.
She used to make me, like,
adduce you and then send me to the principal offer
after I do it.
She was like, John, look at his shoes.
I was like, yeah.
That's your fucking hell, baby.
She's like, uh-huh, go to the principal office.
I'm like, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
What's that?
Now I got to explain why I'm in the principal's office.
I go, I can just get sent up in there.
I just act like they told me to tell them something.
What you're doing in here?
Man, nothing.
They just want me to come down here and tell you.
Great job.
Copping you're fucking,
you're fucking, especially if there's like,
around about four people.
or whatever period you got lunch right before.
Walk so goddamn slow and just go to lunch.
That's it.
I'm gone.
The beginning of the lunch,
I always felt like it's gonna be a long time
until that last 10 minutes, you're like,
damn, we're already here.
I gotta go back.
Bro, did you ever eat spaghetti at school?
If you did, you didn't get her in a cook meal.
I always felt like spaghetti was the most overlooked
meal on the school lunch menu.
They would.
That's it.
But everybody ate it.
It was smooth.
It was decent enough.
Everybody was full that day.
Yeah, that's the only shit they gave you a lot of.
Like, there's a lot of guys.
Everybody were full.
I can't report with this spaghetti.
Like, what did they cook?
You got to look at somebody else place.
You don't even have to look.
You can smell that shit at 10 o'clock in the morning.
Yeah, they cooked spaghetti today.
We had the one spot make burgers and stuff every day.
And then, you know, they make a lunch.
And then it was one other lane with, like, pizza.
But it was all cheap shit.
Ooh, you had a fancy school.
No, it wasn't.
That shit was not for that.
Them got damn school burgers was.
It was the bullshit pizza, that school burger, yeah.
Man, what happened to the square pizza that they used to serve, bro?
That was the best shit in the mirror.
That shit ain't had pizza sauce on it.
That shit had gravy on.
Man, that shit was so bust.
The recipe put gravy on that bit.
If you get somebody that cooked that bit right, right, like they ain't overcook it.
The sausage?
The sausage.
The sausage one?
The square one, take up the whole middle part of the tree.
And then when you see it, when you come in the line, do you see, oh, it's a fresh rat.
You see it spinning it around trying to figure out which side she's going to cut first.
Oh, nitty.
I ain't never want the dog skin one.
Can't have a dog skin side?
I ain't want that.
Can I get that on the rat?
Can you spin it around one more time?
Don't start there.
Don't start there.
Shit, that's facts.
I mean, I ain't never want that slightly brown one.
Mm-hmm.
I let a motherfucker cut me just like when the mean lunch lady.
No, go ahead, go ahead.
You want to get in front of me, fool?
I, like, I'm about to talk to somebody.
So you can get the new shit.
Excuse me.
Yeah, you're going to get in here.
We got to get me a milk.
Let me get a milk.
Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
Anybody who drink strawberry milk?
They're a serial killer.
Anybody that drink strawberry milk from school right now, look at their life.
I don't know.
They are serial killers.
I don't want to know them.
Because you've got to think.
about it. It'll be a lot of motherfuckers grabbing the vanilla,
and then there'd be a couple of motherfucking
that chocolate who's just like milk.
Nah, I was trying to read for the juice.
The them juices was nasty, too.
You see that random weird motherfuckers just grab strawberries.
Ooh, I like strawberry.
You like, yeah, you're the only nigga out of 4,000 kids.
They eat strawberry milk.
They keep buying it just for you.
Only you.
We only got one carton.
You got me fucked up.
That's crazy, though.
Myfuckers was drinking milk in the middle of the day with lunch.
claiming that you be getting vitamin.
Do that shit right now in your adult life.
You're a shit.
You're a shit right now.
For two weeks, you would be shitting.
You just fix yourself a bowl of cereal at 12, 30?
Milk.
Yeah, go.
Milk.
Get a whole lunch and have a milk with it.
When you ever went to Pizza Hut when you was a kid and be like, yeah, let me get a milk with my piece.
Get a milk.
Not no milkshake with a burger.
My daddy's drink milk a lot, though.
He was a milk, nigga.
Just straight up milk.
It wasn't that.
He got to have him a glass of milk.
Whatever he got, he got to have a glass of milk.
Everything he eat.
Hot wings, glass of milk.
Glass milk.
Shut the fuck up, man.
He'll get a whopping.
He knows what you want today, Mr. Winfell?
No, this bitch didn't get a glass of milk.
There's a glass of milk.
I'm like, what the fuck?
Shut the fuck.
Shut the fuck.
He's 72.
You want a glass of milk.
He eat fried fish and a glass of milk.
Now, Daddy got down.
Papa got down, get him a, the hand brown,
getting some sausage, give him fucking milk.
Full milk breakfast.
Part of a balanced breakfast.
Diggily, it's like 2.30.
I'm like, well, that's 2.30 afternoon, my boy.
She's drinking some milk.
Your stomach's going to be okay.
And you're fin to go mow the lawn,
a lot of this?
Oh boy, you're crazy.
Yeah, you tripping.
With your shirt tucked in.
You can't have no goddamn milk.
He had a long bean net.
You know, back there, they're making the bone meat.
That shit comes right here in the Chinese.
She touches his navel.
That nigga, a heart is out.
I'm telling you, bro.
Nick, bonniples halfway exposed.
I'm telling you, I can't do the milk shit.
Damn.
Fuck, no.
In the middle of the day, though, just have some milk with your food.
You a wild boy.
Fats.
You a wild boy, milk, milk, no.
Milk, niggas.
With the sun out.
With the sun, no.
Hot days, too.
Hot days.
You even go outside drinks, man, all right, you ask for it.
The only time I drink anything really milk-related is fucking cereal.
Desserts.
And desserts.
And holidays season, egg dog, and I'm putting some drink in it.
I'm a craving for chip for day of cookies and cream.
any milkshake.
Okay.
That milk shake different, though.
That's some shit.
But that's just, that's just, this shit's so good.
You know, I ain't going no way.
I'm being at the house.
Yeah, I'm being outside.
I'm fucking my stomach up for this.
It's going to hurt in two weeks for that.
Eat it now.
What point is that?
Then you just have a whole day where you don't do shit, but fart on yourself.
It's scared yourself the whole day.
Think of you about the shit on yourself.
Oh, that one stomach grow, let you know it's coming.
You like, man, I knew I said, I might work on the finish.
Now, shit, I'm a shit anyway.
What?
When your fart wake you up,
sleep, and that shit wake your ass up, you, oh, nigga.
You don't fart your shit by the sleep.
Crack!
God damn!
Who in him?
I got to get in there.
I got to get in there.
Your shit letting loose that on their own, huh?
Hey, get up, huh?
What that was?
No more sleeping in this house?
Wake your ass up, my boy.
If you don't get up, I got some for your hat.
I don't think I'll have pulled it out my sleep.
Man, yeah.
Shit.
Yeah, nah.
Some old niggie shit right now.
You just gotta know when to risk.
Now, I'm not far before I went to sleep.
Like on somebody, alright.
Like you laying down, they were like,
you're gonna lay through that, my boy?
No.
Might want to get up?
Don't try to sleep there one, no.
You can't sleep there one, no.
You got to sleep before you're going to sleep.
Get up.
Oh yeah, you're gonna get back in that shower.
Yeah, shit so long by the time you get done,
it's time to wake up anyway.
Bro, let me tell you something.
I'm not got to the point where you have to get in the shower after that.
Ain't just taking the shit and then get right back up.
And it just can't happen.
You just, you put on your clothes?
on your clothes?
No, you gotta change out for you.
Oh boy, you're a nasty dicker boy.
You still take your baby shits?
Oh, you just boo-boo.
Oh, you're just dropping a little turdy turn.
Okay.
Oh, God.
You got to be fucked up, but I got the shower, my boy.
That's my man.
We've been in there.
We've been there.
Hey, man.
What's y'all going on, Clay.
What y'all got going on?
I know y'all about on the road.
Yeah, man, back to it, got some show.
I got to go to, what, New York this weekend?
Yeah, go to the bathroom.
Moff shit coming up, man.
In Nashville.
Everywhere.
They go to Nashville?
Yeah.
Where you at the club?
Everywhere.
Yeah, most shit.
Popping.
Michael Bax's the shit on BET.
You just ain't?
Yeah.
Pop your shit.
That shit on BET.
It was on BET plus before.
Yeah.
Yeah, you watch that shit.
Oh, it's back on?
Yeah, it's on BET now.
Regular BET.
You own the show.
Mm-hmm.
Yep.
So, yeah, man, same old shit.
Same old shit, just a different day dog.
Working hard in the motherfucker, man.
What's what we all do?
I don't have it, man.
Put a kiddo.
We got to, gangsters.
You know that.
Yeah, you know what time they mean.
What time is that?
I'm about to do, huh?
Smoke did the blood
Roll it through the face and get stuck
Blocke go home
Smoke this
Roll this face in
Who snap?
We've got some girl snaps on that
That shit was sassy's hair
It was like, it was like snap
Snail
Snail
I'm like, what the fuck?
Nigger said
Two snaps up
He were like snap
snaps, man.
Put your hand in the dirt and snap your fingers, man.
Well, go off.
Snap your fingers and do your step.
Okay.
You can do it all by your shit.
That d'niquet in his hands.
That d'nick does.
You need to rub your hands off first.
D.C., what's the cowboy movie you get?
Outlocked.
Yeah, it's on Amazon Prime, man.
Oh, you know, Van Pee will say you entertain the Whoopi Goldberg.
Nah, I mean, he had to go out there and play me a cowboy right quick.
Uh-huh.
Put the fucking folks up.
What Whoopin' Goldberg talking about?
I ain't meet him.
Oh, shit.
It was one-to-one.
She had that just left.
You know how they always.
Whoop-Wupe just left.
Whoop it just left.
A whoopin' cool, though.
I ain't in a number good shit about it.
Oh, okay.
You had to do your own horse ride?
Oh, here you.
I was taking my horses and
and riding them off for shit on my own.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, I ride horses.
What we got to do, man?
We got to start rapporting this shit
showing how talented we are.
They think that we some fools
and all we do at talk shit on stage.
But, nigga, all my different
on different page.
You're going to show them your horse riding skill?
Yep.
I'm going to show these niggas that I know how to say,
Yeeho.
Get that motherfucker across this.
I ain't know you rode horses.
This is a motherfucker that's been asking us to come to the farm
and ride some horses.
What?
When?
I'll tell you about it.
This is a black dude.
He trained horses.
Well, yeah, that's a nigger I've been trying to meet.
Fuck me, my partner, tell that nigger put me on a stallion.
I'm about to go and try to reach me a medallion.
Hey.
Y'all, do the only pay, mate.
You fuck around, you ain't no one with the shit, man.
Yeah.
Can't drink no milk at 2.30.
Okay.
Oh, your shit, gonna be hurting.
Boy, your niggins say his dad
drinking milk at 2.30.
Bro, I thought that shit was normally for, I swear.
Papa, but, listen, my dad, you know, you remember.
Did he get a refill?
Bro, yes, bro.
You remember how the refrigerator looked off Babe A kid.
When those nigg were opening that bitch up,
it was just like a little roach in that motherfucker, too.
Brother, I had my dad refrigerator look.
No food.
He ain't cooking.
He ain't on that stove.
That niggins a real man.
He'll look at you and be like,
you need a woman in here to be on that stove.
I ain't getting on that stove.
You can go to J.R. Cricket.
He didn't get a glass of milk in J.R. Creek.
Gonna get a glass of milk?
We're going to get a glass of milk.
He was a chucker man.
He's like any truck stop type shit.
Well, he'll go get a chiller dog.
That's how he used to order.
We get a chiller dog.
They were like, sir, you want a hot dog with chile?
on it. I said, let me get a chill at all.
But I'm like, this thing is so old school.
Can't tell him shit.
What?
You know what it won't, man.
Well, guys.
You get that age you got to get?
You dig what I'm saying?
I guess the world is about to come to it in.
Is it?
No, no.
No, no.
I mean, for this day, it is.
No, I can't get it.
But you know.
I thought you met the whole, I said, what you know?
The world going to come to in.
It's going to be like, blib, blue, blue.
You're gonna hear a voice.
Gee, gonna be like, y'all nigga scared, aren't you?
I just figured like one day
you're just gonna wake up, you'd be in line.
Gonna be in line?
You're like, wait a minute.
Yeah, this is it.
This is what everybody I've been talking about.
Man, that shit crazy.
Then you're gonna be looking, oh, when are you here?
You just woke up?
Yeah, we're standing in line.
The more questions you're going to ask.
We got to work.
And they said, we ain't got to work.
And I just talked to my partner.
My partner said, we had to work up this bit.
Then you're going to be like, hey, boy, you know what show and so?
They went to hell.
You've got to hurt.
You've been to hurt.
Like, they ain't in hell.
No, no, I stay in South.
Uh-huh.
South hip.
It's South hip.
It's in South hip.
It ain't really hot.
You can feel it, but it ain't really hot.
I mean, he was right down there, but it ain't dying there.
It ain't dying there.
It's still up there.
It's like Georgia.
But, you know, we stayed in Georgia.
You know how I was like Florida, in Georgia?
Like, I'm in Thomasville.
Right, it's hot, hot, hot.
I'm about, I'm about, I'm about an hour, probably about, about 45 minutes to an hour from here.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, so you know where you come in, you come in the gates, right?
And you buzz that right to go, you know, the palettes, don't buzz that right.
You bust the left, right.
It's a bunch of clouds, and they're a little storm.
Got to keep driving through.
Bus that.
Keep going.
And keep riding.
You're good.
You're right.
Your halo going to start going in.
If you don't see your name on the list, don't sweat.
Don't.
Because you know he's an awesome gun.
He still show favor.
You can't give up like you're going to him.
He'll show you favor.
You'll go if you want to go.
He'll show you favor.
But you got that like you're going to hit.
He'll let you ride the elevator.
Where you say you're at?
Where you at now?
Just keep coming down.
Just keep coming down.
Keep coming down.
She's going to start looking back normal like we're alive.
we're alive again.
Just keep coming back.
As soon as you see that, get ready to turn.
You stupid, bud.
No, they're not no demons.
They're not demons.
They're not demons.
Listen, man.
They security go.
Listen, listen.
They're out there all the time, though.
I'm just letting you know, they secure the car.
They're going to fuck with you.
Don't look at it.
It's going to start unraveling.
Don't look at it.
Man, listen, man.
I don't think we made it, man.
You know, we can do whatever we want to out of the hot weight, bro.
They ain't be tripping on nothing.
We can do fireworks or all that shit.
Why is so hot, man?
I couldn't take this when I was alive, man.
It's going to be some water boils today.
They said the hot water.
It's in the hot water.
And they're throwing it in your face.
They're like, hey, bro, that water.
They'll throw it on your head.
Man, this is hell, bro.
I thought you said you live about 45 minutes from hell.
No, I said, Nick, I told you.
You live 45 minutes from heaven.
I told you, you go 18 lights.
Right.
Pass the pearly gate.
Right.
But you're supposed to go in the pearly case.
But you're supposed to go in the pearly gates, though.
Cape Pass.
Look, it's heaven counting.
But I live in.
I got a heaven zip gold.
I got a heaven zip gold.
I pay taxes.
My zip goes 7, 7, 7.
7.
I do got a 666 area code, but that's the only because they ran out of numbers.
They read out of numbers.
Listen, it's like 4-1-4.
It's I down there.
When you get to T-Mobile, down by my house, all the area codes is 6666.
Yeah, y'all are here, my boy.
Y'all are here.
Do y'all rejoice?
Do y'all rejoice?
on Sundays?
No?
Yeah, you're in here.
Yeah, we, you know, we rejoined.
We try to.
Where y'all get your pizza from?
Lucifer's.
That's just because it's close.
Sundays, when we go, when we go bike ride.
They're talking about Sundays, we go a bike ride.
Yeah.
I don't think you made it, my boy.
You won't fight now.
No, no.
They're riding on a motorcycle.
They got the steakhouse right up.
the way. Hell's kitchen.
Yeah.
Uh-oh.
You ain't made.
You're stupid, bro.
Nick being in hell the whole time.
But you still might be in heaven and you might not be in that good part.
You wasn't that good.
You got to work.
You got to work.
Your grandma up there living in law.
Your grandma are both.
Yeah.
Your grandma up there, oh, baby, I'm so happy to see.
Go get that shit like they told you.
Like they told you.
You got to be obedient now.
You should have did the shit.
Remember.
I told you.
Hey, baby, come in, I'm the one got you here.
I'll be the one to get you.
I see a pray for you now.
I had a favor.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I think a double in hell, boy.
Damn.
Yeah.
The world is spinning in.
You see what I'm saying.
20, twin, twin.
All right, man, let's go do these ads.
What is it is?
As, yeah.
Ad number one, look, pull, look.
You all.
I already know, man, how we doing.
Niggas, shut up.
Just bring your bitch hat.
You already know, no, for real.
Just bring your bitch ad.
No, cow.
I'm talking about your bitch.
Not you, your bitch hat.
Here we go.
Ooh.
Yeah.
No gal.
Colin Kaepernick said he's still trying to get in the NFL.
Why?
I don't want to say it's over with, but man.
It is?
No.
It's been over with.
It's never over with.
How long have been?
That's been about six years, man.
It's been over with.
It's been about six, seven years.
I ain't saying that it overwit.
They're just, them faulting, they're not gonna break the code.
They're not.
What?
It's too late.
They're not going to, if they do it now.
When he had that one shot, I think they were going to go ahead.
If he would have did the right way, they probably was just going to give him something.
And just to, just to do it, the safe face.
Man, that part, I think, I don't know.
I don't want to say it's just the knee.
It's probably more to it than the knee.
Oh, it is?
There ain't.
Those folks, just only blame it on the knee.
I'm like, man, he ain't cut nobody at.
That's what I'm saying.
20, 10, 20, 24.
Shit, it's a rap.
What are we talking about?
Yeah, the average NFL career don't even last that long.
What?
What he been doing?
The NFL career ain't been like, what, three, four years, five years?
He's been writing.
He's getting to it, but.
No, I wish him the best.
I wish he would have went back to the NFL,
but it's like, they're not breaking that cold.
That eight year, that they know.
They just went and paying the niggarantee money
off the injury list.
Gave that nigga a get-well contract.
They told that nigga, hey man, get well, baby.
That shit crazy, bro.
I know it just ain't only the knee, my nigga.
And they understood why he were kneeling.
It ain't the knee.
It's deeper than that.
No, they try to turn it into everything else,
just like they always do.
They still trying to flip everything into, you know what I'm saying?
Right.
Damn.
Latin man can succeed in this country.
God damn what the foot they want from me.
Y'all saw Tracy Ellis Ross with her titty's out.
What?
She had the boobs out, but they was covered up.
Tracy Ross?
Yeah, man.
She had the tithes out and I fought for them.
Yeah, she just covered up the nipple.
Oh, okay.
I want the nipple-loadian.
I knew, I know.
Nipelodian.
Yeah, I want the nipple.
You had the social media going in a frenzy, though.
Huh?
Nipolo.
She had social media.
I fought with Tracy. She's cool.
Tracy is beautiful.
Yeah, she's definitely beautiful.
It's gorgeous.
Absolutely.
She sold some little, you know, I fuck with Tracy.
She sold some little ariola snacks.
She'd be selling this snack.
She's on the commercial for, what, chips?
For real.
I want to see.
All right, that's freaking.
I'm sorry.
Aeriala snacks.
I'm sorry.
Boy, you said the shit with so much conviction.
That way, I was like, I think she has an ariola snacks.
Okay.
I'm like, did I hear that?
You're gonna find that hilarious.
Wow, you know what?
Maybe I need some.
Sometimes you gotta think outside the bar.
Outside the bar.
Outside the bar.
Areola, outside.
I would like some ariola cookies, though.
We just came up with a commercial.
Sometimes I think outside the bar.
Boom, cut off.
That's too much.
I could get some ariola cookies and call them brown parts.
Brown part.
Brown parts? That's not like some, some fart shit.
Brown parts.
Oh, brown parts.
No, they're just chocolate nipple circles.
Chocolate nipple circles.
Remember them little cookies with a big Hershey drop in the middle?
I know somebody.
Mm-hmm.
I know somebody just like that.
Nipelodian.
Big sandy cookie with a big chocolate.
The grocery store chocolate chocolate?
It was like a Hershey's kiss chocolate drop in the middle.
Yes, I don't know you're talking about.
Yeah.
Those are some good short.
bread cooking with pierced nipples what I did use to eat them freaky see in the
brown in the brown in the blue in the blue container Craig sit up there's man what we got
add them up who who's are they mine or D.C's I got to do one oh no I forgot my can go
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