The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The 85 South Show Live Cashville Roast Session | Ep.116

Episode Date: February 3, 2018

D.C. Young Fly, Karlous Miller, and Chico Bean light up Nashville with a fiiiiiiire live podcast from Zanies Comedy Club. If your in the front row at a live podcast - you getting roasted by the best r...oasters in the game but its all love! This weeks sponsor is https://www.stamps.com/ use our code SOUTH and receive a special offer. FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:49 Shit might be said that might hitch up under the skin, and it might be a low blow. But guess what? It's funny as fuck, though. We got... Today's in the building Say what, say what, say what Say what you got
Starting point is 00:02:02 Today's in the building All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio Today's in the building With your stacking You're gonna be in New Year's In church With your stagging ad You're gonna go straight back to work With your stagin' ad
Starting point is 00:02:18 While your kids still playing up in dirt With your stagin' ass Hold up your alternator don't work With your stagin' air Now you gotta try to crank it first With your stanging ass Oh shit, you gonna be late for work With your stanging ass
Starting point is 00:02:32 And you ain't gonna have no fucking dog With your stanging ass You don't bend over see with the shit Tell it too Fucking these holes on the loo Niggas talk about Them n'niko fun to hang with that shit But I'll fuck your bitch
Starting point is 00:02:45 And I'll pay that rent And anytime she called me She's gonna get off on these dick Now ain't tell it where you might see me I'm posted in the A But I might jump on the plain in Polly Vu or Lefonseca's my no close I got the jokes I'm everywhere you see me with it I'm out of Africa I'm telling jokes in different cities
Starting point is 00:03:05 Nigger went to Germany and felt some different tits hey Nigger went to Germany and felt some different titty Hey hell niggum went to Germany and felt some different tits I say they're small and they're round but felt some different titty I like smoking weed I like it and hot I make bitches mad like bc young fly. Bitches walking out, bitch is pulling up.
Starting point is 00:03:30 I'll apologize. And then I say I don't give up for I'm crazy man. I don't like a crazy man. I'm crazy man. I'm crazy man. I'm crazy man. If you give him some of that pussy, he'll give some of his dick to you.
Starting point is 00:03:42 Give him some of that pussy girl. I don't like asking. Give him some of that pussy, baby. I don't like asking. If the pussy is real good, then please don't give me some. But if it will see is great, then Carlos really wants some of that pussy girl. I don't like that. Hey, what you got to smell, but I want to fuck, no.
Starting point is 00:04:10 Pussy got a smell, but I'm going to fuck, no. Pussy got a smell, but I want a pussy got to smell, but I'm a pussy got to smell, but I'm a pussy got to smell, but I'm going to fuck, no. Hey, what's going on? This is your boy, Kev Hart. Give me a big shout to my guy, Carlos, Zisi Young Fly, Chico. I know you guys doing the show. 85 South make it big make it No no who the hell is you
Starting point is 00:04:31 There go my nigga Carlo people I got to go my nigga about to roll us on gas We up in Nashville they got some white ladies with ass I told a hole up and you know I'm rolling a blunt we had a show up at this bitch It's been sold out for a month Now tell everybody that you know about the live version of the 85 South Yo, my name is Loz. Yeah, I came from Mississippi.
Starting point is 00:04:58 Yeah, bro, Chico Bean in DC. You're fly with me. We up in Nashville. My dick, get some bread. Let's turn up. Let's make these white folks scared. Hey! Jump up on some shit, DC.
Starting point is 00:05:10 Jump up on some shit, DC. Jump up on some shit, DC. Jump up for some shit, DC. We got to fuck y'all about. My mama had me when she was 45. My dad was six to one. Bitch, I was born an uncle. Don't you do it.
Starting point is 00:05:25 Not here. Don't you do it, D.C. Not in Nashville. Don't you do it. Don't you do it. Don't you do it. You calm down. You calm down.
Starting point is 00:05:39 My nigger, you so goddamn cool. I don't know who the fuck you are. Who are you? That's your nigger? You stayed with him the whole time he was locked up, didn't you? You saying that shit loud like it's a bunch of bitches in here they want this niggas. My!
Starting point is 00:05:57 That's me! It was three bitches in the back. Thank God. Oh my Jesus. Ain't everybody for that shit. Who that is? You sent over the guy. Damn, she got some bigger, Auntie.
Starting point is 00:06:18 What's our tin on me, Auntie? Hey, man, you were by me a Project Pat, so you. Project Pat so tough, man. It was a hot summer's night. I was kicking it with gangster. Fred out of hard park, rolling, chasing paper. No, he keep the best of green so you know I'm smoking. Lider niggas out her clean so you know I'm scoping.
Starting point is 00:06:38 Spotted me a nigger, candy paint a hundred spoken. Blow face on that liquor, on that coat face, and he loking. No, my nigger, that nigga, Pat, nigger. That nigger is in here, nigger. This cul-de-sac pat right here, nigga, he ain't out the projects. It's my niggas-sac pet for the rest of the night. You're getting on me.
Starting point is 00:07:00 You better stop playing. Drake the Red Bull, a ass. What they want? 11 minutes on the wanes. I just dropped the wane. I'm back here by my goddamn cell. Somebody will help me. Then wanes just went down now.
Starting point is 00:07:22 show. Me and Chad, when we're mailing out merchandise and postage, we use stamps.com. Why? Because it's more convenient for us to go to stamps.com to print out our own shipping labels. That's right, Chad. Tell them how we go to stamps.com. How long have you been using stamps.com? Yeah, the 85 South Show has been using stamps.com since we've been doing e-commerce. You can print out your postage and a postman will pick it up right from your door.
Starting point is 00:07:57 Go to stamps.com. If you don't believe me, let's talk to my friend Chad. If you need to get any postage, man, you go on stamps.com. It's a one-stop shop. You can print your labels. It types in your address for you.
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Starting point is 00:08:22 or at the post office and everything else is done. Go to stamps.com and click on the microphone at the top of their home page and type in South. That's stamps.com. You little kids got that funny music they listen to now. We got any old school people in the house? Old school hip-hop in the house? They don't listen to that no more.
Starting point is 00:08:45 You used to be able to understand every word they said. You sing along with them. They don't do that no more. Can y'all understand what these kids are saying now? You can't understand what they're saying. They're all on lean and coss syrup and pills and shit. I mean, I grew up when I was young, my first start listening to rap. I heard Run DMC.
Starting point is 00:09:06 Y'all know about Run DMC? They had a song. It was called It's Like That. And that's the way it is. You got to say the hook. Matter of fact, I'm going to do a little verse from now. They said, unemployment's at a record high. You can understand all that.
Starting point is 00:09:31 People come and people go and people born to die. Don't ask me. Because I don't know why. Say it with me, y'all. But it's like that. And that's the way it is. You know, somebody had a beef or something. They made a record about it.
Starting point is 00:09:57 Cool Moody is somebody. Ice Cube. They dis each other. It's all good. These kids now, though, when they dis you, they're trying to kill you for real. They're looking for your ass. How many shootings in? They didn't shot up the car. They're really dying for the music. They don't even know each other. They really killing each other. But you know what? This is how you stop all that. This is how you hurt them.
Starting point is 00:10:20 This is how you really hurt them. You ain't got to fight them, you ain't got to kill them, you ain't got to shoot them. Take that goddamn cough syrup from them and then pills and watch them have them withdrawal symptoms and fall out in the goddamn flow. You can stomp the shit out of them then, and don't even have to worry about it. Don't even have any single ladies in the house. A few of y'all, I just want to point y'all out because D.C. in here. DC a bad boy
Starting point is 00:10:50 I'm gonna say that he's a bad boy So when they come out here I'm gonna need y'all to make some noise from them all right Everybody ready have a good time What if we're gonna make it on time? Oh, another line. You know what I'm saying? I got to be.
Starting point is 00:11:37 If you ready to have a good time, say hell yeah. Okay. I got somebody I need to bring to the stage. This dude hell's out of D.C. Y'all might already know him. Here bad boy on this mic, y'all. Give it up for my dude, Mr. Chico Bing! Nashville, what's going on?
Starting point is 00:12:09 Now, fuck that, baby. We in Nashville. I need more energy than that. What's going on? God damn, man. Look at all this beautifulness in here, man. Damn, Nashville, man. My nigga right there looked like he'd been waiting long
Starting point is 00:12:26 than a motherfucker to sip that drink, my nigga. You ain't know who the other nigga was and you was like, I ain't sipping in front of that nigga. I don't know how you're going to think about me. I know when she's going to come out, I can sip my drink. That nigga ain't going to judge me. Go ahead and sip your drink, my nigga. She made you order that, didn't she?
Starting point is 00:12:45 He was like, let me get a hint. She was like, let you get a what? Let me get whatever she's getting. Don't forget the straw. They got a straw, man. I'm just, you know, I just said you looking down. Like, I ain't sit up here for this shit, baby. Told you, we could've watched this shit on YouTube next week.
Starting point is 00:13:03 These niggas. Damn, what's up, Chad? What's going on with you got the gase's nigger in front? Let me get up. What's up, man? I got to come get you five. You five, nigga. Hey, digger.
Starting point is 00:13:18 I know the niggas that befriend in the building. I know who to be friends with. That nigga right there still got his gold teeth in from when 3-6 Mafia was the shit. That nigga killing everybody in this bitch if something happened.
Starting point is 00:13:30 That's my partner right there. Give fuck how the nigga with the Strawfield. That nigga gonna help me now. Y'all doing? Everybody good, what's up, champ? Yeah, nah, you with him? Nah, you is now, we're on the same team. You just joined.
Starting point is 00:13:52 I seen your gold tooth. I got another one, niggas. There's three of us in here now, nigga. We get in the army together. It's gonna be Chico Bean Squad, man. Yeah, man, I love, you know, I love Nashville, man. You know, I've been here a couple times. But this time is the first time
Starting point is 00:14:09 I had some of that hot chicken y'all are famous for. Y'all have fucked around to let white people get the recipe. They didn't just cook the shit. I'm sorry, nigga, I had no chicken. That is my cousin. I'd have been fucking with him my whole life. I ain't never had no chicken taste like that. This shit came with a pickle on it.
Starting point is 00:14:27 I'm like, wait a minute. This go on turkey sandwiches. Why the fuck this chicken got jewelry on? I don't understand what the fuck is going on with this chicken. I tasted a piece of that shit. That shit was so hot. I was like, ooh, they weren't lining the title, boy. I'm so scared to take a shit now.
Starting point is 00:14:45 I don't even want to. I'm gonna have to drink a gallon of milk, my nigga, what's your name? Big Man. Hey, Big Man, yeah. Nicky, don't that nigga sound like security? Hey, Big Man. Go make that of them niggins get the fuck up out of here, mine.
Starting point is 00:15:00 Chico Bean Girl ain't come through, man. What's your name, big on me? D.K. Did he? Did he? D.K. Yeah. DK., nigga.
Starting point is 00:15:09 D. Dead killers. That's what the fuck. He's stand for. He killed the killers, my nigga. He ain't scared of nothing. I got the niggas with me in Nashville. I know how tough this city is, nigga.
Starting point is 00:15:22 I went through the east side today, nigga. Yeah, I know. Let me tell y'all something. I don't know if y'all pay attention to this, but I know when a bad neighborhood is about to come. I travel all over the world, and I especially travel all over this country, so pay attention to this.
Starting point is 00:15:36 You might not have paid attention to this before, but I guarantee you or no. You know you're going to a fucked-up neighborhood. When you see that KFC Taco Bay, connected at the store nigger, oh shit. When you see that, it's Gary get fucked up. Just keep driving, nigga, till you see a Panera bread. Don't stop.
Starting point is 00:15:52 Don't stop, because it's real. Whenever they put that KFC and Taco Bell together, it's over with. In the other neighborhood, they put the KFC and the Long John Silver together where the white people live. But when there's some niggas and some Mexicans, that KFC and Taco Bell is right together.
Starting point is 00:16:06 And it's always a nigga standing out front of there waiting to ask you for something as soon as you pull up. That nigga got a story for your ass. Hey, man, hey, uh, I've been standing out here, man, for like 30, 45 days, man. I, if you could just help me with something, man, just get a nigga some chicken or something, man.
Starting point is 00:16:26 Nigger, follow your ass all the way in the KFC. You'd be like, nigga, he'd be security. I like them type of niggins though. That nigga gonna make sure you straight. Make sure he get the extra hot sauce on the shit. I got you, player, just make sure you give me that change. That shit here, man. So y'all excited about this.
Starting point is 00:16:43 y'all ready to see the show man like first of all I got to say this man before we bring everybody up like thank y'all like y'all don't understand like how much this means to us to come to a city where none of us are from and to get this type of love to sell out two shows and people still hitting us about tickets thank y'all for letting us know that y'all appreciate what we do for y'all man and with that being said we gonna keep this thing on going because i know you ready hey big man hey man hey man hey man hey man hey man You buy me a Project Pat so tough, man. It was a hot summer's night.
Starting point is 00:17:18 I was kicking it with gangster. Fred out of hard park, rolling, chasing paper. No, he keep the best of green so you know I'm smoking. Lider niggas out her clean so you know I'm scoping. Spotted me a nigger, candy paint a hundred spoken. Blow face on that liquor, on that coat face, and he loking. No, my nigger, that nigger, that nigger is in here, nigger. This cold-de-sack pat right here,
Starting point is 00:17:45 nigga, he ain't out the projects. It's my nigger, co-de-sack pat for the rest of the night. Shit, it's my nigger. You too, D.K., I ain't forgot about you even, nigga. You look like one of them niggins. But if you'd rap in the 90s, you'd have one of them high boys. I come through killing, niggil, don't play no game. Run upon you with the motherfucker flame.
Starting point is 00:18:06 Nick, gonna hit you one time, boom, boom, boom. Now you lost your brain, nigger. Don't play with me. Dick, you're in this bitch, and I'm killing. Nicar wanna play with me and I'm feeling. Holy shit, ah, nigger, ah, yeah, nigga, what? Yeah, oh yeah, nigga, my nigga, D-K in this bitch. But yeah, like I said, we got to keep this energy going.
Starting point is 00:18:24 This is the 85 South Show, I'm Chico Bing, but I got some people I got to bring up here. So I need y'all to act like you know if you didn't know. I need y'all to stop putting your hands together right now for my brother. You've seen them on T.R.L. You see them on your phone every day, but you're about to see my nigger right here in Nashville.
Starting point is 00:18:41 Put your hands together for my nigger D.C. Youngflare! What I'm gonna sky walking on these haters. Celebrate every day like a birthday. Things come to lose that wait up. But don't wake the jump in too long. Don't sleep you gotta stay up. Run that shit, man! Run that shit, man!
Starting point is 00:19:06 What a shit, man? What a day, man! Auntie, you wasn't expecting that, wasn't you? You just came straight from church. You're like, oh, Lord have mercy. What, you know, about me too? Run that shit, man. That boy, that got three goals. God damn. That nigga said, fuck that for shit.
Starting point is 00:19:28 Ah! That boy got that major pain. I got that major pain smile. What did I tell you? What did I tell you? Ah! Hell no. What's up, everybody?
Starting point is 00:19:41 That little fake-eyed balcony right now. That balcony about the cage in. Better than I have water. Look at it. This nigga high head. He's talking about, please. Nigga, I see you. Oh, you got one go.
Starting point is 00:19:55 Damn. That's a real major pain. Ah! Damn! You said, fuck that shit. You lost the rest. How you lose some permanent teeth, that niggins just wake up?
Starting point is 00:20:11 God damn. This is a bullshit. Look at my man over here with the snow dreads. Look at it. That niggott I left the shampoo in the hell. That nigga like, we're late.
Starting point is 00:20:26 All right, fuck it. They ain't gonna dry. They ain't gonna dry. I'm gonna just walk on them. Ain't nobody for that shit, damn! Who that is, you sent on that? God, damn, she got some big, Auntie. What side of the middle, Auntie?
Starting point is 00:20:43 Ooh, I know those titty can't wait to get out there, bro, so soon as you get home. Oh, look, y'all feeling good, y'all feel it good. Listen, y'all, y'all feel it good. Listen, y'all is crazy. Look, I won't go come up here and do a little bit of stand-up, but I got to save it. I'm going to be back.
Starting point is 00:21:10 I'm going to be back at the auditorium. Y'all got the municipal court. So y'all meet a nigga at the courthouse. A nigga going to be down there. I think on the 20th with Mike Eps and them. So make sure y'all come out. Yeah. Make sure y'all come on time, because I'm going to go on first.
Starting point is 00:21:27 So I'm going to need all the people in the back and they have some close-up seats this time. For real, okay? I'm glad y'all came out now. I'm about to bring the OG in the game. Auntie, the person you came to see because you don't know who. You don't know me.
Starting point is 00:21:42 I don't know this young brother right here. I don't know. You get to know me. You better stop playing. Drake the Red Bull, oh, Lord. That's a TV. I thought it was a nigger in there looking at me. I'm like, what the... What I didn't say?
Starting point is 00:22:04 They got a fake-ass security booth in this business. You better sit your ass out here, nigga. Okay, okay. Oh, hi-hap. Hold on, wait a minute. Y'all got this skein-rink background. What the hell is this? Okay. Okay, here we go.
Starting point is 00:22:30 Here we go. The O.G. I'm about to bring to the motherfucking game, man. You know what I'm saying? Y'all know. Y'all know. He's one of the co-holders of the 85 South Show. Y'all see him on Wiling now. Y'all have seen the nigga on Comic View. Nashville. I'm going to need y'all to start making some noise right now
Starting point is 00:22:55 for the OG in the game. Carlos Miller! Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all. Childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health struggles, more and found the stream to make it to the other side. My dad was shot and killed in his house.
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Starting point is 00:25:41 was talking about your thing in class. I ruined my baby's first day of high school. And slumflower. What turns me on is when a man sends me money. Like, I feel the moisture between my legs when a man sends me money. I'm like, oh my God, it's go time. You actually sent it?
Starting point is 00:25:57 Listen to the good mom's bad choices, podcast every Wednesday on the black effect podcast network the i heart radio app apple podcast or wherever you go to find your podcast Before time, you up the nigga out To clip up my head Used to have a shake in the life That would by my bed You were said
Starting point is 00:26:36 I would in the bed But you're in the street But the street It's the only bag I see turn that shit on Before somebody car get broke in two White people
Starting point is 00:26:46 Are they gonna fight? Fuck no That's a gospel song In Cacheville What's up? Somebody sell me three keys What's happening? Y'all, we are in this bitch
Starting point is 00:26:58 I ain't know the club was a country western bar. Look at this shit. Got a whole bunch of pensions of niggas who ain't funny. This is crazy. Wow. Y'all in VIP? Really?
Starting point is 00:27:09 Shut your ass up. Somebody in Auka built their top deck. That shit wobbly. Anytime everybody up there started laughing. They're laughing. You know, black people scared of heights. Boy, this is some nice ass shit when they finish it, boy. This is it, they threw?
Starting point is 00:27:30 Oh, my man. Hell not. What city is this? This ain't Nashville. I don't know where that part of the city at. Y'all ain't got no building with two antennas on it. That's Gotham City, doesn't it? How you doing, Miss Lader?
Starting point is 00:27:48 Hell yeah, you all on the... Hi! You were here with that angry nigga? Why are you looking at me all crazy? Because... Then you think you're looking at me, me ain't gonna fuck this up? No, nigga.
Starting point is 00:28:04 If she liked me, we'll jump your ass. I'm not losing to the nigga who got on a sweater with one button by the neck. I can't, I can't let that hit the street. Whoop Carlos said? Nigger had one button on their neck, bro. We don't know if that nigga was in the Navy or what? Type of a nigga button his collar up.
Starting point is 00:28:24 Love to see that nigga. All right, don't you motherfucker tell me. Hold on, nigga. Let me put my neck out. Can't argue with the nigga with my neck up. Hey, Matumbo, you better laugh. I'm gonna kick you off the front row. You're a nigga sitting there looking like he
Starting point is 00:28:40 don't understand English, what the fuck? Jump down there and put some lotion on that, you better laugh at this. My nigga, you so goddamn cool. I don't know who the fuck you are. Who are you? That's your nigger? You stayed with him the whole time.
Starting point is 00:28:57 You stayed with him the whole time he was locked up, didn't it? You're saying that shit loud like it's a bunch of bitches in here that want this nigga and something. My! That's me! It was three bitches in the back. Thank God. Oh, my Jesus.
Starting point is 00:29:20 How long you've been fucking with this niggins saying prepaid beeples? Y'all looked like y'all that bought a nameplate. At the mall. How long y'all been together? About two years? Yeah, y'all are a real hood couple because it looked like 10. Hell, yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:40 They ain't even fuck on the first day. They ain't go nowhere. It was a project love. She had to cussed the nigga out. Then it felt bad. Look, I'd have made some motherfucking hamburger helper and scandal come on. What's you doing?
Starting point is 00:29:58 You see how black women treat us? They don't invite us. They proposition us. Look, you can come back if you want to or what else. This is 2018. This is still the top of the year, ladies. Y'all still got time to cut the bullshit out. Y'all stop giving us these little bit ass pieces of compliments.
Starting point is 00:30:17 Give a nigga his whole goddamn compliment. Y'all got a bad habit of giving a nigga a little piece of a compliment, then throwing some bullshit in there with it. Like, stop that. Let us have a little bit. I have a little shit too. Brother, aren't you tired of this shit? I see you with your little chains,
Starting point is 00:30:32 but I don't, fuck you. Bitch, I work hard for all three of these chains. And you're going to respect my necklaces. Individually. I'm so glad they put this white lady right here because not only do you laugh, you clap like, yay, Carlos. Like, this is wanting me to do good.
Starting point is 00:30:51 So bad. Come on, you're doing awesome. I can use a white bitch like that. She's just so supportive. Come on, Carlos. You can trap out of my house until you get on your feet. It's not even like that.
Starting point is 00:31:08 He's buying a trap house. Oh, shit. Where are you from? Springfield. No black people up there. Springfield, Tennessee. That shit sounds dangerous. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:26 Only motherfucking. Only black people up there doesn't stop the ask for direction. How you get back to Nashville? No, you have all your confederate flags up if you want to. Just tell me how to get back home. Fuck this shit. I don't even have time to dispute racism no more.
Starting point is 00:31:43 I'll be like, you're right, fuck it. I just be agreeing, we're tired of these niggas. Shit, me too. Fuck it. They holding me back too. I can't have shit. Them niggas throw my car right out the front of my house. Fuck the hood.
Starting point is 00:31:56 I'm sick of this shit. I'm with whatever the shit I don't give a fucking number I'm so sick of protesting in March I miss all this work last year every goddamn week y'all got to text me FaceTime me I ain't coming
Starting point is 00:32:10 I'm tired of this shit we out there protesting this hot ain't nobody brought no water we ain't prepared I know white people because when white people show up they got coolers full of water this one white dude
Starting point is 00:32:25 walking around giving everybody the wife password. The password is protest one. The Wi-Fi is protest guests. It's open for everyone. Let me see your phone. All right, let me quit fucking with people. What's up, Brack? I didn't even see you right there. That's how I am. Hey, bro. You been there the whole time? You didn't think everybody's been fucking with the one goal. If you wouldn't have sat by this This nigga, you could have had your shine. This nigga got you beat. He got 13 gold.
Starting point is 00:33:02 He's looking at you trying to stunt. You see that nigga with a little gold. Yeah, he got one. That nigga probably scruggling. I need the thorn song. Hey, what he do? What he do? Don't harm me.
Starting point is 00:33:19 What that nigga do? What he do? Don't look at him. Look at me. Y'all trying to come. Y'all trying to come up with a laugh through the ass, babe, blink, say thumb, what you do? Text me in my mind, babe. Only Project Winfitt say crazy, shit, text me in my mind.
Starting point is 00:33:40 You don't know what he do? Hell and tight chicken. Oh, them the ladies who make the hot-ass chicken. Bro, that chicken hot than the motherfucker. I thought they meant hot like they just cooked it. Bro, I ate the goddamn mile piece. This shit right here's still none. Motherfucking season that chicken
Starting point is 00:34:04 with the devil's fingernails. No, uh-huh. Bro, I know the chicken good if you're cooking it. That nigga be back there in the kitchen with that shit on and an apron on top. Coat, glass, it all that. What they want? Lever minutes on the wanes.
Starting point is 00:34:22 I just dropped the wane. I'm back here by my goddamn cell. Somebody will help me. Then Wayne just went down now. Friend Brad, Coleslaw. Niggins think you had to work. Give me a two piece on the window. I got two pieces on the window.
Starting point is 00:34:39 No, no, let me see the ticket. Let me see the ticket. Put that up there. That's gone. That's out. That's out. That's been gone. Who had the chick's out?
Starting point is 00:34:48 Chickasound. Drop a chick sound right now. Chicken sound. This nigga over here, thine. Look at that nigger think he me. Look, babe. Even the one gold niggilad, that, that. Hey, I shouldn't have been up here that long.
Starting point is 00:35:04 Hey, how you doing? I see you keep looking at the dick if you want some. I see you're looking at the dick if you want some. I caught her looking at the dick. She must want some, want some. I caught you looking at the dick. You must want some. I caught you looking at the...
Starting point is 00:35:28 I caught you look. You want the dick. Yes, you do. I came to Nashville, to get a dick to you. I like fucking old ladies, because I'm a creep, I put the dick on you
Starting point is 00:35:46 and put you right to sleep. I caught you looking at the dick. You must go on you. You must go on you. She must want some. I got her looking at the dick. She must want some. I got a looking at my dick.
Starting point is 00:36:01 She must want some. Oh. Hull up, J-O-N. Hull up. Hull up. Flat as you. I knew it. What?
Starting point is 00:36:14 She wanted to do it. Uh-huh. Thought I was stupid. Okay. You thought I was clueless. Okay. You wanted the dick. See you wanted to dick
Starting point is 00:36:24 When I said When I said A pussy got away Oh pussy got away Oohie Okay How you doing pretty old lady Yeah
Starting point is 00:36:35 I'ma rock your world Then we can watch golden girls Yeah I'ma rock your world Then we can watch golden girls Yeah I'ma rock your world Then we can watch golden girls
Starting point is 00:36:50 Get it If I text you Give her a text me back. She like a young nigger, my leg don't go up. I like that. I know more since I had my kids. She doesn't got a bosectomy. What is a phecum?
Starting point is 00:37:07 She had a hysterectomy. Oh. I'm gonna put it on the breast and chest. She's like, young man, get that off of me. Young man? Young man. Young man. Young man.
Starting point is 00:37:22 Young man. Young man. Young man. A young man. A young man. A young man. Young man. If you're all right down and you're looking for a young man.
Starting point is 00:37:32 Young man. A young man. A young man. A young man. A young man. A young man. A young man. Hey, I got a look at a dick.
Starting point is 00:37:44 Hey. She must want some. I got a looking at my dick. She was looking at it. What the hell y'all. No, we were just with your seat. Oh, y'all swap? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:57 Well, need a little bit as table. You can't even play chess on these tables. That niggled phone reaching the other end of the table. He texting his other bitch under the table. Hey, your girlfriend see you with your stupid ass. You ain't hiding. Hey, auntie. She's looking like, well, who's going first?
Starting point is 00:38:32 Me! I'm going to show you what his head like, lost. She didn't smell like chucky cheese. Stop playing. That's an OG lady right there. You know her pussy clean because she cleaned in the kitchen. Old ladies clean, they put your pussy right at the stove. They boil some water.
Starting point is 00:38:56 Put some bacon soda in that shit. Good hot water. Then put it in a test tube and eyeball it with a light bulb. Drop three drops of vinegar with an eyedropper. Then go in the bathroom and put it in the hot water bottle with the long hounder. Oh my god. Cock her leg up on the side of the toilet. You got the show on.
Starting point is 00:39:16 How's she do? How's it, Lowe? Hey, before she hit the puzzle with it, she'd be like, Like she can ready to do a lot, like she's going to ready to do some dopely. Make sure we get that mixed all the way up in there. Yeah, Cougars clean their pussy with Favillosa. Did somebody mop the float? Why your pussy smell like a clean kitchen?
Starting point is 00:39:44 Oh my God, man. Okay, one more time. Make sure it's in there. Hey, the leg cock important like a motherfucker. She can't hit the whole spot. She can't cock the lid. What does she weigh some of the juice? She got to go start over.
Starting point is 00:40:04 Start old. We can move these. We can move these. We just put these. Yeah, we don't need these little fake-ass conference. Yeah, niggas. This ain't no board of education. This shit heavy, too.
Starting point is 00:40:15 Nah, I might need this. They got us in here like we about to tell them. Well, we went over. the budget we don't have enough money i know to fix the roads in nashville we're going to take some questions that you just give us some time look like we're about to tell you when they were explaining why joe clock wasn't a good principal he's just not good for the community we look like we're about to tell them all their kids fell to fourth grade no no it was a glitch in the system now what we're going to do is we're going to put them in fourth grade to september
Starting point is 00:40:44 next year then they're going to be promoted to their right grade which will be a higher grade six or seventh grade reading levels. That's the only thing they give a fuck about at the black school, don't these niggins. These niggins in high school. Well, the reading levels is up 8%. Reading levels. They don't even understand what it's like
Starting point is 00:41:01 to be black in high school. Ain't that shit a lot of responsibility? Say a weed in schools. I didn't. So soon as you get a job, you owe your mama some rent. You already behind on the rent soon as they hire you at. When you start, well, you know rent was due.
Starting point is 00:41:16 When they start charging rent in my room. But which bill you want? None of them. I make $57 every two weeks. The reading levels was important, though, because when you see a nigga that can't read, like, the 10th grade, that shit be sad because you can't laugh,
Starting point is 00:41:32 but you just got to hold that shit in. No, man, I could never laugh. Sooner they called that thing to say. Oh, shit. About to get good. I ain't read. Fuck some. That was straight to the point.
Starting point is 00:41:49 Yep. Ain't nobody got time. I'm in Nashville, Tennessee, and the goddamn old-ass chicken cheese. Trying to read this goddamn paper. God damn. Anytime a nigga out of you with their finger, he's like, so where we were that?
Starting point is 00:42:03 Nicky, you know where the fuck we were at. Nah, nigga give you that breath first. So where we were at? So where we were at? I can't find that page. Huh, get my book. That nigga gonna give you that breath. He gonna go.
Starting point is 00:42:14 Poof. Poof. That's stuff, my nigger. I feel so bad for these niggas who can't read. I was on Twitter the other day. This bitch said, I don't have no more time to waste with these niggins. You can't get mad at her because I don't know which waist to use either. Some of y'all niggas got a Google shit up.
Starting point is 00:42:38 Which waste this is? Nope, wrong waist. I could tell by the uncomfortable laughter. You're not the only one. No, hell no. It's so many words I'd be having to Google nigger business. I don't know how to spell that shit every time. B-U-S-I-N-S.
Starting point is 00:42:52 See? Remember that. B-U-S-I-N-S. B-U-S-I-N-S. You know what I that? Nigger. It's a street in D.C. called Buchanan Street.
Starting point is 00:43:00 I still can't spell that shit to this day, man. Who? Buchanan? What about beautiful? He can't either. Yeah. Oh, that's, nigga, that's my... Yeah, you know, that's Cod-A-Pat right there.
Starting point is 00:43:09 He don't got a spell. He killed, niggas. That's on... That's Codoc-Pat. Yeah, it's cold-de-sack Pat right there. He ain't make it all the way to the project That's my nigga Col de Sack Pat But he'd get the job done though
Starting point is 00:43:20 He ain't killed the niggas But he was out there when it happened Yeah, exactly I tell you but he looked like he got A whole bunch of goddamn lawnmowers and weed blow You got weed blow a bit out No
Starting point is 00:43:34 Hey you can tell by his girl Pony Tailed Cock to this ass She'd be at work talking shit I don't need these motherfucking jaw My niggal got money Fuck you Tombat Uglaid And so what, bitch, write me up, needlepene
Starting point is 00:43:50 What you do, Auntie? Team Mobile. Hell yeah. She looked like the lady. Two people clapped. Eligible for the upgrade. You can get the prepaid. And this is not a credit card.
Starting point is 00:44:05 Who all right? I hear motherfuckers over here gang and a T-Bobba, T-Mibaba, bitch. There's four motherfuckers in here with T-Mobile. They're like, shit, not in Nashville. Who y'all fuck with Verizon? They work at T-Mobile but they got Sprint phone. They got... They got Cricket.
Starting point is 00:44:21 Who got Metro in this motherfucker? 75-0. Metro or Pott of T-Mobile? I ain't know that. 75% off? So how much your bill is? About a 30? Hold on, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Starting point is 00:44:33 She said she gets 75% off. You get 75. Your cell phone got a cord attached to it, your shit that low. Ain't no way in the world. They don't get service. No way. You're just 75% lower than everything. Everybody else is. You good?
Starting point is 00:44:46 You good? You good? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. $29. Yeah. Unlimited everything.
Starting point is 00:44:54 He got his shit synced up to her phone. He can see everything. That nigga he'll fall asleep. He gonna need their mic stand in a minute. Bro, he don't understand English. Who? My dude right now. That nigga, Nigeria.
Starting point is 00:45:09 You're a Nigerian, bro. No, he ain't Nigerian. His fade too had to be Nigerian. Yeah. That nigga from the cops. He's from Haiti. That one of them Haiti fade. That one of them cold at black fade.
Starting point is 00:45:19 Yeah, that nigga got... That nigga got a hat cut. Sue the coat, they got locked up. Man, I'm gonna do it. Then I'm gonna put my nigga Kodak. Come on with it. He started off by himself. He did it first, but fucked up.
Starting point is 00:45:30 Yeah. This is a weird little table in the front, bro. Yeah. That niggas, like he's cold. You ain't named it? Oh, you're just tight. Hey. That one, it looks straight.
Starting point is 00:45:41 It looked like she with him, but he liked her. And he came like, I'm coming too. Y'all needs to, ooh, you like a, ah. He needs to, what happened, nigga? My cord ain't long. Oh, you know, I'd be up on head, man. You ain't took no more sip to that drink, too.
Starting point is 00:45:56 I still, you just like, man, fuck this drink, man. I can't. He got to get out a regular, like drinking like a regular. His neck button up. All right. If he don't unbuttoned the neck, the drink gonna get stuck right here on the top. Like on the cartoon.
Starting point is 00:46:10 What kind of drink is that y'all drinking, though? thing I don't fronce leaf turtleneck what the fuck is that drink big homie what y'all sipping on the free shit he gets tired of up talking you should sat your ass in the back then upside down pine upside down what we like to talk upside down pineapple
Starting point is 00:46:27 okay she had to read that shit off the list what is this bro nigga look like he liked to play golf on his phone a little ug live boy damn man I'm on the 18th hole I can't get this motherfucker the same my life he on the 18th hole his battery down.
Starting point is 00:46:43 Fuck. God damn. I almost had. Niggas. You can't be in the club drinking the cute ad drink. You couldn't even say that shit like a game. He tried to put the deep voice on an upside down pineapple. Nah, y'all get that weird ass drink off the table.
Starting point is 00:47:00 Then they're going to get home and look his girl in the eye. Be like, babe, I'm Chelsea. Damn, man. Hey, Danny going to stick the tongue out like a hood rat. He's still going to be cheering on the straw. That is hilarious. Attisie. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:27 That is hilarious. Hell, dog. Who you in here with, Mrs. Bridie later? I know you're a good woman because you got a big forehead. Ain't no wrong. Fuck y'all. They think a lot. Bro, that's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:47:39 They think a lot. Good brain. That's the sign of a good woman. She got a good head. healthy forehead. It's shining. Ain't no bumps on it. But sometimes I want me to be a forehead, they think too much. I know. Like, bitch, you need to calm down.
Starting point is 00:47:49 Yeah, yeah. Come on, I see your fame. Who is she to you? That's your who? That's your co-worker. Like, bitch, you okay? Like, bitch, bitch having a siege, you know.
Starting point is 00:48:06 What do you, what do you guys work? The Arsenal? She's like, bitch, don't tell her. She said the arsenal, bitch. Did you know? Man, Auntie work at CVS. Stop playing. Did you know before the night
Starting point is 00:48:20 she liked to look at people's dick? Did you know your co-worker? A little dick watcher. Y'all be doing this shit together. Girl, girl, ooh girl. Here come Larry, look. Y'all ain't got no black waitress. This is not a-
Starting point is 00:48:36 Look at that nigger. Nick, you better say something. Get some of these tips. Hey, for real. You got these white folk going through this shit. That nigga looked like Kevin Hart over that motherfucker. Hey, D.C., I thought that was the undertaker walking through this motherfuss. I ain't lie.
Starting point is 00:48:52 Where? Oh shit. That he do look like cane. He got the cane cut. They got that triple-h shoulder. And he got to stop. He's going to go like, he do got that triple-8. Are you ready to play the game?
Starting point is 00:49:03 Are you ready to play the game? Are you ready to play the game? They're going to do it in the back. They play for the Green Bay Packers. What's his name? The linebacker? Which one? What's his name?
Starting point is 00:49:14 I don't know. Clay Matthews. There you go right there. He's back in the back. He's like, y'all, I can't fucking sign up for this guy. All the hood niggins in here looked at them waiters like, hell no. Shot that the nigger, police in for, bro. No, for real.
Starting point is 00:49:28 It's too many. Undercover and police ain't tricking nobody. Freeze dirt back. Shut your ass up. Look at her little cute ad. What's your name, Wage? Sarah. Sarah.
Starting point is 00:49:37 You've been waiting for a black dick. Yeah. DC. Stop. Look, see you didn't give it out who said. I was like, what's on there? DC, don't you fucking do it. DC, don't do it.
Starting point is 00:49:47 Don't do it. Don't you do it. Not here. Don't you do it, D.C. Not in Nashville. Don't you do it. Don't you do it. Don't you do it.
Starting point is 00:50:00 You calm down. You calm down. Shit. You keep on talking. Next thing you hear on the back of the, that shit ain't fucking funny. You're like, oh, shit. I'm like, look, I'm going to fuck it or not.
Starting point is 00:50:11 Listen here, buddy. I understand you came down here to do your podcast, so fucking do it, okay? Fuck that. Now, listen, now what you're not gonna come up here and do is you're not gonna be talking to Sarah any kind of way. Shout out Sarah.
Starting point is 00:50:28 What's up, Sarah? That was me, baby. You don't with all the shit, I don't discriminate. Look, everybody get her to you get it, she get a, you know, it's enough to go around. The little bitch over that, Oh, that's a whole lot of woman right. You couldn't eat all that, pussy.
Starting point is 00:50:48 Yes, I can, I just gotta find it. But when I do, oh shit, I'm like, god dang. It's there. Is that the titty on your shoulder? This her leg. Oh. You stupid. It might be her cab muscle, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:51:10 Big girls always want you to hold that big heavy and leg up. Hold my leg up. Bitch, it's heavy. You do it. I can't. If you know you can't bend over, bitch, uh-uh. You better, you better do something. Big women, freaky as hell.
Starting point is 00:51:29 My back lullet hell. I can't hold that leg, bitch. Your leg weight same size as me. Shit. But I try. Big girl puts a taste like that Dorito cheese that get on your finger. Hey. That shit be delicious, though, yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:43 Told you. Big air, big air, got that spiderware of wet cooch. That wet shit, that shit come with you, like, God, dang. Y'all missed this shit. When I said that. Follow the street. Follow that fruit roll up. Boy, that's a fruit roll up.
Starting point is 00:51:58 God, damn. We got that fruit roll up. When I said that that nigga turned around like he was in class, what did he say? Dorito cheese. I'm about to leave her ass. They got Dorito cheese. Big Gary, Cooja, something to wet a coozy on the planet. Because she said, wow.
Starting point is 00:52:17 That shit, it's just wet. It's just waning. Yeah. Hey, I'm so real. You do have a point, though, because when big girls get wet, it sounds like when they're raining outside and your socks get wet in your shoe, you be, quch-quish. It's like all their body more should just go straight to their coop.
Starting point is 00:52:34 Yeah, yeah. Like, if you ever seen a fat girl who, I mean, I don't want to call you fat, I'm sorry, big girl who can't sweat. Who can't sweat? Who can't sweat? Who can't sweat? Uh-uh. That moisture is going somewhere else.
Starting point is 00:52:45 You know where it go? I studied them. I know where it go. It goes under that titty pocket. The whole box, it's like a central air. All the sweat come right here and just chill under the teeth. It's like some gills. Do she take it out and change them out and you take it up?
Starting point is 00:53:01 She just lift the titty up. And it's falling out. Trust me, I've been over there. You stupid. He said, I've been under there. This is not like a mechanic. I've been under there. I've been under there.
Starting point is 00:53:11 I ain't going nowhere where I can't breathe at. Ain't nothing under there. It ain't no reason for a nigga to be under there. Her baby daddy name under there. You got to sleep head to toe with a big girl. It's a green Eminem under the. You got to sleep head to toe. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:26 I refuse to get rolled over on, you know what I'm saying? Big women be believing in the niggas. Don't nobody do it. They really want you to do shit for him. He'll kill you about that. That nigga took the glass. That nigga did three years. All the one.
Starting point is 00:53:40 Don't don't you do that. He went to jail for three years, but they went for no gangster shit. That nigga just kept driving with suspended license. Oh, hard-haired. That nigga had no gangs. He's just hard-headed.
Starting point is 00:53:51 Everybody know we're in there for. They're just shaking their head. It's stupid out there. Tell them stop playing what you called to Shack. When y'all going to get in the game? When y'all going to put me in there? Got all these honey, boy? I got the chicken plug bringing hot chicken in
Starting point is 00:54:03 three times a week. Fuck with your boy. How y'all doing up there in that second? They're doing up there. They're doing it up there. That's VIP. That's VIP. That ain't no goddamn VIP.
Starting point is 00:54:14 That ain't VATV. Hey, on some real shit. Knees on my back. That's what the fuck that is. Don't it look like they're about to have a five-ass game of Uno up there? Yeah. It looked like it about to be an Uno tournament. What a black way that, man.
Starting point is 00:54:30 Yeah, yeah. Look at the bartender scrambling. How much fucking energy they're gonna drink? All love it. What a black bartender that? Ain't one. in the black waitress. Man, come on, man.
Starting point is 00:54:41 Get out here and get their money, man. You stupid-ass knicks. He ain't here trying to act like he'll work here. Shit, there's a hoarse in that, bitch. I don't tell. Don't chill. Come on and get that money. He's walking around with his shirt untuck.
Starting point is 00:54:54 But he still got the shoes on that you can't fall in the freezer with. The mall walkers. Hey, Nashville, let me ask you all the question. Like, this is the home of country music, right? This is? Yeah, it's the home of country music. It's like the capital of country music, right? Opera land.
Starting point is 00:55:12 So, so, to all the black people in here, like, who went here from Nashville? Make some noise. You born and raised. Is it like some underground country Nashville shit that don't nobody else know about the niggins to fuck with? Is it what? My man went hell, yeah. What's like an underground Nashville country?
Starting point is 00:55:29 You never been to Nashville? Oh, he said, no, not me. These niggas look like gang. Oh, you're from the wall. They'll hit a country line dance and won't miss a goddamn beat. They'll be right in there with Paul and Sarenem. Pull your boots up. Paul, fuck this shit.
Starting point is 00:55:42 You say you found the water? Fuck you're doing him for. Oh, your wife, your wife made you move. Hell, nah. He tricked her. I know how he got hurt, bro. He was acting like he was her best friend. Then Katrina hit.
Starting point is 00:55:54 That nigga came, never left. They were stuck. See, the nigga never left. But he said he found their wife and were like, for that shit. Share. Bro, leave her own, bro. You're about to risk it all for one way later.
Starting point is 00:56:07 I ain't going to risk it, because I'm going to say, you're going to put that push on. She gonna say yes. See, she turned around, what? What was that? Yeah. You got to hear the story. I'm gonna say you gonna put that push on
Starting point is 00:56:15 and she gonna say yes and I'm gonna screenshot it. For me, send it to you and she go. But very, okay. She said, oh, she said, how do you think you're gonna have my number? The crazy part about it, you already DM did to me. Oh, D.C. Listen, man. Stop before we be outside.
Starting point is 00:56:29 I don't want no pause for this shit. Ain't gonna let nobody turn us round, turn us round. You better know how to run. Turn us round. Ain't gonna let nobody turn us round. We won't D.C. Young fly free. Please let my boy free.
Starting point is 00:56:48 Fucking what Sarah was wrong. Ain't gonna let nobody turn us round. Turn around. That shit was a hit, man. God day, I just read out. Negro spirituals was hit. They're gonna call us some fucked up shit like the Nashville 3.
Starting point is 00:57:05 Oh, my God. No, it ain't, y'all ain't gonna have nothing to do with it. This shit ain't ain't even going to go that far. Y'all think that. We're going to roll play. Bro, that is a white lady. She's going to wait 30 years. It might be 29.
Starting point is 00:57:20 D.C. Young Fly says something inappropriate in an 18. Ain't no such thing inappropriate. We ain't grown. That's why you got that ass, fellas. Listen, I ain't anybody got time to be playing. What you're trying to do when you come over here? I'm just trying to do a little something. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:57:36 Even if you don't want to do it, I still need verification. because you know how I'm trying to do that, but they be in the back of their mind, I can't wait to put this pussy on his face. So you just gotta have verification. We could chill and watch moving all that, bitch, that pussy ain't nothing to me. I call them some old pussy in you,
Starting point is 00:57:51 where I fucking in front of you. That's how I play I am, lady. This nigga. She's going to bed in L.M. Thirteen. She don't get fucked what you do. That's why she had the first show. Look, if you gonna fuck that young lady, don't be making up no bunch of
Starting point is 00:58:09 noise and racket. She's an older lady. She still had racket. Cut out all that racket. Cut out of that racket. In their causing a ruckus. Rockers. A ruckus.
Starting point is 00:58:23 That's a whole ruckus. That's crazy. I was that playing Sarah. Yeah. Now you're playing. Yeah. We were just joking. We got to say that.
Starting point is 00:58:34 Sarah. The manager had been watching on the videotape. Scotty, go up front, bro. He keeps fucking with Sarah. Send Scotty up there Scotty got a bang Scotty be dressing up as the Joker be hanging out by the mall
Starting point is 00:58:47 taking a picture with them kids Why so serious I shouldn't talk this much shit But this is the 85 South shit What he said to the kids Why so serious Niggas don't need to be scared Say that shit one more time
Starting point is 00:59:07 Man I missed the video one more time Stay in there. Why so serious? Got it, Dad. We're putting this on Snapchat right now, baby. You're going viral. This is the joker down here. Hey, man, the nigger's stupid and buck.
Starting point is 00:59:19 D.C., I told you, bro. It ain't about being you no more. I'd be trying to show up and impress these. I'd be a whole other nigger. Just pull up on there at the club. Hi, you're beautiful. What's your name? Oh, what's your name?
Starting point is 00:59:33 Monster nigger. Because I love, who in women? I just want to hear the conversation and one hit she called the hogger. Bitch, how is that motherfucking blue flame lead night? Guess who got all my in my face? This monster nigger. He got his own hunting house and everything, bitch, flag.
Starting point is 00:59:53 This n'en got paper. He made hell of money on Halloween. He been all the scary mood. Oh, yes. Do it, bro. Kisha, please. Oh, my God. Your legs front is sliding.
Starting point is 01:00:19 Man, this table little than a motherfucker. The school table is tiny. Me and this nigga, Carlos' elbow's been hitting the whole time we've been up here. This shit, this is a table right here for space. This nigga is retarded, bro. They did the best they could. They did.
Starting point is 01:00:36 They didn't know where the pie came was. What's under this shit? Another one of these? This only one big-ass tablecloth folded in half. They can't trick me, bro. I grew up poor. I grew up in the hood. My mama was a hoarder, so this shit right here ain't nothing.
Starting point is 01:00:50 So your mama was a hoarder? Yeah, yeah. We would have had a stove on top of this motherfucker. Everything I love. So y'all just had shit everywhere. Like on the TV show? Nick, I remember one time, the Poli, came in my house. They kicked the door down.
Starting point is 01:01:06 They were like, blue, get out on the floor. on the floor. Nigger, I was in there the whole time looking at their hand, like, I'd be down. Look at these, niggas. Y'all had that much shit in the house flat. I was in that the whole time. Those things just said, fuck that shit.
Starting point is 01:01:22 Damn. I said, I like this shit. Bro, you're a real survivor. I ain't know that shit. That shit is traumatizing, brother. That shit clutter your mind, too. You ever got mad at some shit that can't fight back?
Starting point is 01:01:32 Uh-uh, I always fight back. Stupid, that's tables, man. I didn't fucked up so many opportunities. I didn't fucked up so many opportunities. Anybody in have been watching the 85 South Show for a minute. Appreciate you. Y'all got Wi-Fi. Appreciate you.
Starting point is 01:01:46 Yeah. I want, I want, y'all always see us drinking these. And we always tell you. We always tell you how good these motherfuckers. Let me see a good though. I want somebody. Y'all want to try to eat. Anybody want to try.
Starting point is 01:01:58 Come in. Yeah. I ain't gonna keep drinking that shit. Can geek-up. You get it. You get this one and get the other one to her. You drink, you drink a whole. You.
Starting point is 01:02:06 You drink a whole one of these And be rapping like D.K. I came with a mother said to what you want to do. Yeah. Oh, red bull. Nigel what, what, what, what, what I'm kicked up. Oh, you like, nigga, what the fuck happened. Hey, how you doing?
Starting point is 01:02:17 That's that red bull. Damn, Sarah, don't grew some tithes. Hey, hold up. Excuse me, get that one to hurt behind you. That bitch don't win in the same false stuff I went in. This bitch is crazy. Look at this nigga all proud up. Here you go, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:31 Look all the black bitch. Look, that man can't even talking full since. Look, little one. Yeah. He deaf. He athletic as fuck, though. And my girl. How's your friend?
Starting point is 01:02:41 Hey, bro. That me. That me. Don't look at it like that. That me. You stupid. A nigga six foot six talking just like that. What you want to eat?
Starting point is 01:02:53 Chikin'nugget. What kind of sauce? What kind of sauce? They ain't got no sweets out. What kind of salt? They ain't got no sweets out. Oh, man. I don't want this shit.
Starting point is 01:03:06 Hey, that nigga, childhood since the motherfucker. Nick ain't go eat because he ain't got no song. Man, cancel my shit. Let me get a cheeseburger with no cheese. Let me get a cheeseburger with no cheat. Oh, shit. Glorious. Stop that, bro.
Starting point is 01:03:29 Oh, man. What's it doing there? Find your person, man. Find your... It's somebody out here for you. Don't be out here goddamn lonely and sane. and sad, crying every night. There's how many people out here, man.
Starting point is 01:03:39 Even if you ugly, it's somebody out here who like that shit. I'm telling you, man, it's somebody out here. Just you got to move around a little bit. Just stick in. Sometimes it may be y'all, though. Y'all be scared to talk.
Starting point is 01:03:50 Monefuckin' people like you the whole time. They just don't know if you're deaf or not. Right. They're like, damn, the n'nick ain't said shit all day. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. On Pretty
Starting point is 01:04:17 Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all, childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health struggles, and more, and found the shrimp to make it to the other side. My dad was shot and killed in his house. Yes, he was a drug dealer. Yes, he was a confidential informant, but he wasn't shot on the street corner. He wasn't shot in the middle of a drug deal. He was shot in his house, unarmed. Pretty Private isn't just a podcast.
Starting point is 01:04:49 It's your personal guide for turning storylines into lifelines. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network. Tune in on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace. You discover the depths of your mother's illness, the way it has echoed and reverberated throughout your life, impacting your very legacy.
Starting point is 01:05:21 Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro. And these are just a few of the profound and powerful stories I'll be mining on our 12th season of Family Secrets. With over 37 million downloads, We continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories. I can't wait to share 10 powerful new episodes with you, stories of tangled up identities, concealed truths, and the way in which family secrets almost always need to be told.
Starting point is 01:05:53 I hope you'll join me and my extraordinary guests for this new season of Family Secrets. Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. The OGs of Uncensored Motherhood are back and badder than ever. I'm Erica. And I'm Mila. And we're the host of the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast, brought to you by the Black Effect Podcast Network every Wednesday. Historically, men talk too much.
Starting point is 01:06:20 And women have quietly listened. And all that stops here. If you like witty women, then this is your tribes. With guests like Corinne Steffens. I've never seen so many women protect predatory men. And then me too happened. And then everybody else want to get pissed off because the white said it was okay. Problem.
Starting point is 01:06:34 My oldest daughter, her first day in ninth grade, and I called to ask how I was going. She was like, oh, dad, all they were doing was talking about your thing in class. I ruined my baby's first day of high school. And slumflower. What turns me on is when a man sends me money. Like, I feel the moisture between my legs when a man sends me money. I'm like, oh, my God, it's go time.
Starting point is 01:06:55 You actually sent it? Listen to the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast every Wednesday on the Black Effect Podcast Network. A iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you go to find your podcast. You got to know the clues. Yeah, yeah. Shout out to all the ladies who be trying so hard to ignore, like, ignore a nigga when you walk past. I hate that shit. Now you look like you got to poop.
Starting point is 01:07:19 I love her laugh, boy. Because she knows that she do make you have to poop. You know what I want? That was a, that was a 7-8, niggins. She goes, see, you laughed at that. That's the type of lady. She'll pooed on you while you eating. and laugh just like that.
Starting point is 01:07:34 Ah, gotcha, niggum. What the fuck was that? Ah! That was dinner. And then my man come in, Hey, Ray, you can't jump that shit, man. Hey, hey, she put it on me. She put it on with you.
Starting point is 01:07:47 I love it on. You say you love it, though. I love them. You're trying to talk to the guy. Bruh, ain't none of them kids yours. So what? I love. Love of them.
Starting point is 01:08:01 No, I ain't gonna try it. That's your dude. The nigga with the red jacket. She's gonna with the white dude. Hold up. You with that dude? You with the slow niggins? Hell no.
Starting point is 01:08:15 You thought I went the way, girl. Hell no. He can't easy. Tricked your head, D.C. What you do for a living, Auntie? She ain't. She's the sister. She said, I ain't auntie. I'm sister, nipple.
Starting point is 01:08:28 I guarantee you you not old is my sister's man. my sister's, bitch. My mama had me when she was 45. My dad was six to one. Bitch, I was born an uncle. Y'all think that shit funny. That shit ain't funny. Real talk.
Starting point is 01:08:45 I got an old nigga name. My name John Whitfield. Yeah. John Whichfield. My dad named Solomon. Solomon? That nigga got a name out the first part of the Bible. That didn't even got no middle name.
Starting point is 01:08:57 The nigga's name is Solomon. Solomon Witchfield. like that nigga on land. Who does property belong to? Mr. John Whitfield. Why are you bushing? Son of Solomon, Whitfield, of the Whitfield family.
Starting point is 01:09:10 What'd you do, Suster? I knew that shit. See how the truth hurt. She ain't even want to say that shit. I was like, what'd you do? No, you know the fucked up part. She didn't want to see it because some of her clients in here
Starting point is 01:09:26 and she canceled their appointment early. That's what it is. You ain't shit. Go on get that little money. I'm tired of y'all. Hastas acting like everybody bobbing y'all. Look, they keep calling me about these little fucking money. I don't need them money.
Starting point is 01:09:40 Yes, they do. If you don't get them, come put this late front on my soul's layloat. They don't need them for them to put the light front. They need some glue. Uh-uh. Some scron glue, though, because that shit be pittling. I'm about to start selling snapback lace fronts, ladies. Yeah, that shit gonna fit just like this hat.
Starting point is 01:09:59 You go ahead of it, however. you want to. Since y'all quit gluing the motherfuckers on in the way. They just put it on like it's a wrinkle of wig. Bitch. Your head peeling, bitch. I just want you to know that. Need a lot of glue. They got the lace front braids too.
Starting point is 01:10:14 They got the lace front dreads. Now, niggas is getting lace fronts now. Lace front dreads. You ain't seen them? You got the whole dreadlock. You can get the whole lacefronted dreadlock. It ain't come down to this, y'all. Yes, it did. It's going down. I can't wait. You think that's bad.
Starting point is 01:10:30 For the dick to be just escrow-esque-y-used. Bro, they're about to start selling. How you like this, bitch? You got to fuck it. You got to fuck this. Because if your dick that long, that's all this gonna do. Yep.
Starting point is 01:10:42 But don't you always say they want a big old dick? That bitch just get hard in the middle. I just gotta figure out how to get this middle part in her. That dick, you think that long. You're a ex-man, nigga. You need to get the Professor Xavier house and save some lives, a nigga with that motherfucker. You can say- You can't.
Starting point is 01:10:56 You can't use it. Every time somebody. somebody touch it, you get a migraine, ah, ah, ah, ah. You can't even wear regular pants. You got to put on slacks everywhere you go. Just you can tape that motherfuck of your leg. All right, Chico, enough jokes about me. True story.
Starting point is 01:11:10 This nigga said enough jokes about me. I have to wear some crazy pants sometimes. It's all good, bro. You still listening about that? Shout out to how big girl look when they're gonna suck you all. Shut out to all the ladies in there. My bitch, why your lips are moving?
Starting point is 01:11:27 Making me do the shit, I don't know. You know when the big girl gonna suck your dick when she get them three little sweat beads on her mustache. Oh, with her nose sweat? You're like, uh-huh, she's bad. Yeah, she'd rather either fuck or sing a gospel song.
Starting point is 01:11:43 No in between. It ain't no in between. Shout out to all the ladies out there with the medium-sized pussy. You don't need a whole lot of dick. You're just like a medium dick and big balls. We know you out here.
Starting point is 01:11:55 Look at all the ladies. Like, who the fuck is them bitches? I don't know who the fuck like that. They sit up there in the U-no section. You haven't seen one of them like them just small motherfucker like no lips, no nothing. You're like, damn, bitch. Yeah, that pussy don't look finished. Yeah, it don't look like he developed yet.
Starting point is 01:12:11 I'm like, yeah, I'm straight on this one. It's a little, a little premature right here. I've seen one pussy look like it was going through a divorce. I was like, why the long face? Ah! Retondi. Hey man, we're gonna need a lawyer for real, man. Pussy had a long face.
Starting point is 01:12:35 We're like, hey. Pussy look like the screen man's, bro. Like, I'm gonna do the best. I was like, I'm gonna do the best I can. Hey, D.C. You're like, what's in there? I'm gonna do the best I can. How long have you been in there, my name?
Starting point is 01:12:54 She's gonna have to put a draw string And that pulls it like a crown royal bag Ha ha Ha ha We can't hear. You probably saw all that did. Now watch yourself, Jack. Don't talk none of that round here, Jack. Come up there and get your right, you jive turkey. Let me hear what he say. He might sound like these. Oh, that nigger from the fifties. That nigger looked around the room, says, well, shit, ain't nobody here never hurt. It's some stone cold mud kickers in here.
Starting point is 01:13:47 Woo-wee. You got on a trench coat, brother? Hell now. I got a watch this in DVDs. That name got some Marbury Jam in his pocket. I bet you my man can still hit the high nose. Hey, my nigga got a jar.
Starting point is 01:14:01 Marbury Jam. That nigga got pictures of himself. Yeah, I'm sorry. Leave that nigga alone. He can't hit that high nose still. Niggas from the 50. Ooh, ooh, I can't do it. What's your name?
Starting point is 01:14:09 What's your name, OG? Got them damn sunglasses on. Ain't no sun in here, Nick. That nigga blind. What's your name? Who? T.C. Coke? T.
Starting point is 01:14:22 police right there. That nigga. T.C. Cole. That nigger trying to look. That nigger not look suspicious. Suspicious as hell. What's your name, man? T.C. Cole. He ain't even from the streets. He don't even know what to say. A young man, sell me a weed. You ain't got no... Sell me a weed. I'm just trying to get about two or three weeds.
Starting point is 01:14:46 I had one weed earlier, but now I'm trying to get two. Sell me a weed Could you just sell me a weed? Sell me a weed. Yeah. Yeah, what kind of weed do you have? I need a weed. Hey, excuse me, young brother.
Starting point is 01:15:01 You don't know how I can do up Somali, do you? You don't know how to. I'm just fucking with you. You're retarded. Sell me a weed. Hilarious. How long y'all been married me later? Five years.
Starting point is 01:15:15 Five years. That's Lord right now. Yeah, yeah. I see why you married it, bro. She said it and showed the five. Right, yeah. Just in case the niggas was hearing him paraphrine. Y'all ain't never wanted to say give up.
Starting point is 01:15:30 Do you know he couldn't answer that shit if he wanted to? Yeah, you can. Bro, that would have been the longest round. So what was this give up? You didn't fuck up when your lady turned all the way around in the car like this. She then took the top part of the seat belt off. When her feet in the seat, it's on, nigga. It's gone.
Starting point is 01:15:50 He lightskin, all the bruises going to show up. I believe this bitch in 19-19. Like, Lyskin Shug Knight right there. You ever heard that before you like Shug Night? You do look like Shug Night. It's a lot of women in here that beat on men, especially if they light skin. What you just say to me? Yeah, it's a lot of women that hit that beat day man.
Starting point is 01:16:06 Oh, yeah. Let me tell you how I know, because the white girl almost fell off her goddamn stool. She violent as fuck when she gets drunk. Fucking Todd, you're being a dick. Give me my phone. Where's my shoes? Y'all better watch that, nigga. I'm gonna take your glasses off.
Starting point is 01:16:22 Nicking ain't comfortable. You took your glasses off and you got glasses under your glasses? This nigga was like, up, I'm gonna hang on to me. Niggins. Niggins, switch disguises right in front of them. That nigga, see, these glasses got a mustache on them.
Starting point is 01:16:38 Look at this shit. This nigga over here can't trick no way. He said that thing switched disguises. God damn it, they on to me. They on to me. God damn it. Look. That thing ain't ordered shit.
Starting point is 01:16:51 Yeah, let me get some water. I bet if he asked him his name, he'll go say something totally different. A.B. Weed, not T.C. Coke. That was the last guy. Y'all ain't looked at none of these pictures on the wall. Yes, I have. They're white as shit.
Starting point is 01:17:04 Bro. That's Jeff Foxworthy, right? Yeah. You know you're a redneck, yeah. Well, who the fuck is dude in the middle? Somebody from the 80s. He looked like one of the 80s rock stars. That hairstyle is great.
Starting point is 01:17:15 He looked like one of the whites. He's blackmailed his way in the wall. If you don't put me up there, I'm going to tell we did. Nigger, pay their hair. Look, there's white people all on the back of them. They ain't got no niggas. Oh, they're going to put them up something. They got a few.
Starting point is 01:17:34 Yeah, but you see they ain't get creative. Them niggies from the 90s. Don D.C. Curry right there. They go Dick Gregory, the OG. You know what I mean? They got to put us up there now. Rest and peace, Charlie Murphy. They got Charlie Murphy on there.
Starting point is 01:17:45 And they got Chappelle on there with the haircut. You know that picture. Y'all got to put us up there. Chappelle's still got a shape up on that picture. Goodness gracious. We got to, hey, y'all got to erase two of these motherfuckers. Put us up there. This is the 85th show.
Starting point is 01:17:58 We're making history. The trap still booming. Yeah, yeah. The trap still booming. Who was that girl over there, the real, real big titty you were talking to? Right there. Let me talk to him.
Starting point is 01:18:07 Let me see. A little, every time you say something. Yeah, I see you, Nick. Oh, that nigga. We don't care. Let up be yourself, bro. I'm Ted. No.
Starting point is 01:18:17 Yeah, you know, every time you get high-pitched, he's lying like that. Come on, bro. Don't let me yourself. Niggins say some shit to your wife, let her chew, bro, let her chew. I used to hate that shit. Don't need you to be vicious in Atlanta with that shit. What's that? You walk with your girlfriend, you want to, like, die-time, like, riding the train and shit.
Starting point is 01:18:34 Oh, no. You ride the train, you have to ride with somebody who know how to fight or carry a gun. Don't bring your girlfriend, because she's going to get tipped to. Man. I don't seen that shit. Atlanta like Liam Neeson, just taking, bitches. Beat you up and look at your girl like, bitch, you know the procedure.
Starting point is 01:18:52 They won't. That's a tough. Damn. Y'all was just trying to go get something to eat. I didn't ride the train for five years. Riding the train different, though. Like, being from D.C. to train is our only mode of transportation. But you know, you go to places like Atlanta.
Starting point is 01:19:06 Y'all got a train here in Nashville, metro and all that shit? They got horses. Huh? This niggas said they got horses. I seen the niggum horse broke down. That nigga, I'm tired. He said, I'm tired.
Starting point is 01:19:20 He said, I'm tired. Fuck you mean. Fuck you mean. I say that right, nigga. Don't take no shit, nigga. Hey. I can't start looking at that detective, niggins. I'm telling like, nigger, I see you.
Starting point is 01:19:40 You blew your cover. Niggas are in your ear. Like, get the fuck out of there. Bring your stupid. Chief, yeah, they're drinking booze and everything, they're on stage right now. You damn sure right, we don't stay. Look, look at his back up right behind him.
Starting point is 01:19:55 You don't make it no better, Nick. Oh, obvious-ass cock. Oh, obvious-haired, nigga. Strong-haired. Look, he's going to try to hide behind him, bro. Put your head down. Exactly. We're going to look up that Nick
Starting point is 01:20:04 going to be talking into his shirt in a minute. I think they're on to me. All right. I think I got to get out of him. Strong-ass head. Get out of here, man. I think they're on to me. That shit would be crazy hair.
Starting point is 01:20:13 That nigga's like a smooth saxophone. play it, though. I ain't like. Hey, J. Owen, play me some shit that nigga be listening to. Probably at a funeral. They can play all funeral music. Sad-ass, nigga, depressed-ass. With the old nick, play me some old shit.
Starting point is 01:20:31 Old nigga groove. Play me some on that ex. Where he would have been listening to when he's bored out to the club. Play some shit on the guitar. That funeral lit right now. Well, he would have been listening to. You know what? My partner did go to heaven.
Starting point is 01:20:43 You know what I'm saying? What happened? He good. Oh. Oh shit. Yeah, you ain't get the levels right on that one. Have to readjust your levels. Yeah, making our shit beautiful, man.
Starting point is 01:20:55 We all up in Nashville. Shout out to the ladies who got their hair done Friday for the Sunday show. Yeah. And slept standing up the whole, ugh. I ain't gonna lose it, no. That bitch act like she can't answer the phone. I got to sleep standing up. Uh.
Starting point is 01:21:12 Shout out. Shout out to all the niggins that's still fucking with their pistol in their hand. Yeah. You don't trust that bitch. Much love to all the ladies in here who got some tissue in their purse in case you had the piece somewhere. Now that's, now that's nasty. That is efficient right there. That's nasty.
Starting point is 01:21:33 That is efficient right there. That's nasty. Y'all ain't got to do nothing bad drive. Y'all got a blot every time. Hell nah. Y'all got a blot every time. All you're going to do is just pull the motherfuck up. It ain't like y'all got some down there they're going to remain wet.
Starting point is 01:21:47 Like, you just let it go. That nigga, D.C. just said you ain't got the white back. You're pissed, ladies. Your drawers is going to go out in the trash when you get home if you're going to do that. You ain't never going to be able to wear them drawers. You're getting that little line and yellow little motherfucker. You're like, damn, I should have took that tissue like Carlo said. Tell you.
Starting point is 01:22:02 We ain't in Nashville. Ain't nobody wasting no goddamn tissue. They ain't an air-dried in this bitch. Hey, D.C., no woman is air-dried, my name. She. No way. Bro, do you not know how serious that situation? A woman will wipe her pussy on a purse if she ain't got nothing.
Starting point is 01:22:19 Give me that purse. It ain't real. It ain't real. Give me that car seat. You look at that car seat and give me that blanket, but give me the purse under the blanket. I'd have been with plenty of bitches. Throw that pH balance off. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:22:33 Acting like they're talking to you, yeah. You just look down shit, just look like an oil leak under the car. Brough. I think a D.C. Women with good pussy pee strong as head. I'm from the hood. When good pussy pisses in the parking lot, that shit like a fire hose.
Starting point is 01:22:48 It'd be moving gravel and shit out of the way. That's because she's been holding it since the club first opened. She's been having the pee since 8 this morning. Yeah, she's been having the pieces. They've been playing. Badoom bloop. Badoom. She's like, this bitch, I got to pee,
Starting point is 01:23:02 but I don't trust that bathroom. Ladies, y'all piss, man. I don't, y'all fucking. Women pits. Women won't use the bathroom. because they saw a bitch they didn't like going there uh-uh fuck that bathroom that that bitch went in there's nasty ma'am you're petty as fuck I hope you know that you're the only one on this whole side to clap you're the pettiest but you but but fellas
Starting point is 01:23:25 I'm in a nasty bathroom too ain't want to piss I know I don't pee me and spiteful when the bathroom nasty we go in the bathroom it is nasty we start pissing on shit clean this nasty shit up I ain't gotta be ashamed of they self I'm gonna get piss on the light so they got clean it up. They still won't clean it up. Fuck this, man, stand. Bro, don't worry, I'm a piss in the sink. Take your time. Fucked these people. I don't pee on the man. This nigga's a real dog
Starting point is 01:23:50 in here. He said, piss in the sink. Ooh me. Piss on somebody. I don't even got no talent in my apartment. That's the homeboy in the crew who pissed anywhere just cause. The bad room can be clean as hell. This nigga pissing on the wall. Why are you doing this? My name? Er-uh-uh. Exactly. I'm a nigga bark for anything.
Starting point is 01:24:06 Stupid-ass. That's a dude with the little voice, brother. Hey, leave my brother alone, man. That hit bit, brother. You ain't gonna vote my brother. It's me, that me. Sound effect, family having an eye. Grandma's sound like this.
Starting point is 01:24:23 I could not be in beef with this nigger because he gonna be smiling, showing the goal the whole time. Whatever you want to do, Cuck. Exactly. It's whatever with me, Coole, we get into this real, shit, we get into some gay shit, piss the plate, it would be cool. I'm Big Man, know that.
Starting point is 01:24:38 I'm Big Man. I'm Frong Hill, boy. Nigger looked like Petty Pye blow on a load of him. I thought the nigga was Turk from the hot boys. Tirk, the gang, ain't that much weight? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, Tert don't get a fuck no more. For real?
Starting point is 01:24:50 He got out here. He was. He's still thanking me. He don't care. He didn't care. Yeah, yeah. He looked like that, Nicky is huge. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:24:59 I feel like if shit. That may quit fucking with, that mean, quit fucking with me before I shoot this bitch. That's the first ball of him. Hey, I love y'all, nigga, man. Y'all, my friend, man. Make sure we keep that love where it need to be, though, man. Don't fuck the love up, man. I ain't part of you show, little, bro.
Starting point is 01:25:18 What do you say? Hey, little, bro. I ain't part of the show. My name ain't on none of them tickets got sold. A bit, man, I'm from out here. How was that playing, Sarah? Much love to everybody on that side, on the wall and shit. How y'all living?
Starting point is 01:25:30 They got good back support. Yeah, yeah. Brother, 85 South Show's so good. We got pastors listening to it. Good pastors. Hell, yeah. My pastor called me the other day, so he listened to this shit.
Starting point is 01:25:41 Jell like that. Man, yeah. Praise God. My pastor texts me, said, D.C., Young Flies, one funny, motherfucking. I got to go to his church. It's probably lit in his church.
Starting point is 01:25:53 He texting that? Oh, man, he don't even care to this proof. I know he'd be preaching on Sunday. I think my pastor were looking for some weed for somebody. That nigga texts me talking about it's in. I was like, uh-huh. What's in, pastor?
Starting point is 01:26:06 I don't know what you're talking about. question marks is the end this one i knew i was probably going to here when my pastor texted me on sarah the morning like hey fuck with your boy i got no five sticks yeah i don't think i want to go to that though you know why he knew you was gonna fuck with him you hit them back how much you that much they're going for i had to get two of them bitches one for the room one for the living room then support the black business they don't work like that they work enough they work enough they work enough to where you don't got to pay the cable people ain't you don't supposed to sit there and watch it all day that's for company shit like going to the library
Starting point is 01:26:37 It's in the same books. It's some bullshit. This is what you got to do with the five... You got to watch the shit to make sure it work. And then when somebody want to watch some shit, you got to act like you ain't seen it. I don't know the shit gonna work, bro. But all of them ain't clear, though.
Starting point is 01:26:52 Some of them'll be boo-hled. But it'd be the movies, though. It ain't the five-sticks that don't work. Some of the movies just don't be clear. That's what I'm saying, but I ain't got time to keep going from movie-to-movie. Bitch, work. Like, you're the five-stick.
Starting point is 01:27:02 It's unlocked. Bitch, it's unlocked. Why did she buzz in, bro? Some of the movies be sneak bootleg too. They are booed leg. I was watching the goddamn King Kong. This nigga grabbed the camera, said, bro, you saw that shit. They'd be all the way Booleg.
Starting point is 01:27:17 Man, you see that shit? This shit, crazy's hell. Can't deal with that shit. Anything to stop paying the cable people, man. One nigga who was selling bootlegs who lived next to me, this thing used to put his own trailer in the movie. No. Get the fuck out of here, man.
Starting point is 01:27:34 The first look two minutes. It don't matter what you buy. matter what you're about the first little few minutes is him hustling DVDs around the city and then like people like celerities that he then sold DVDs too like pep and Ken pastor Troy like he got the pictures you know like the pitchers they're still pictures boy I got all kind of movies even adult movies he didn't put the little exes over the titties and shit I'm like I'm mad but I ain't that's in front of every movie though yeah he did it from every one that nigga was so dedicated
Starting point is 01:28:06 You'd be happy as a motherfucker when you get it. Let me get an update on the blue red bulls. Ain't this shit good. You ain't even tried it. You're trying to take it home sitting on the liver. How she get it? I thought the white woman guy. Got there from 85,000.
Starting point is 01:28:18 How she get it? I thought the white woman guy. I gave it to, she told her to give it to her. Yeah, you can have, damn, you don't listen, man. That's why the nigg all the time. That's all he gets a turn to say. Hey, D.C. We're going to, oh, O, D.C.
Starting point is 01:28:32 Leave alone, man. Leave a long, go. Oh, oh. Leave alone, D.C. That me cut, no matter what. I'm a kid. T.C. Coked and left. He in the back.
Starting point is 01:28:41 He got the van poured around the back. Yeah, he looked around. I think we got enough evidence now. We can go ahead and lock them in. They got statues of white men sitting up. Bro, they cut your mic off. Don't say that. That was the Undertaker that did that he was.
Starting point is 01:28:56 You see, he dipped off in the kitchen. He dipped off in the back. See how they like this shit. See how they like this shit. All right, Undertaker, Omega come in there. Whoop your head. You are number. We as a whole will whip your head.
Starting point is 01:29:08 Everybody from the South, no, the last person you want to fight is a country white boy. But if we stick together, you got to get together. You got to get him. You got to write him over with a tractor. He is not giving up.
Starting point is 01:29:20 I don't give a fuck. I'll fight you every day to our way. Niggas is not joining that one, bro. This nigga right here, no. I don't give a fuck if you kick my ass. We'll fight every goddamn day. I don't give a fuck. Either you're going to kick my ass
Starting point is 01:29:33 or I'm going to kick yours. I don't care. He started calling our injuries. I didn't have my nose broke and my lip-busters six halves. You're not going to come down here and picking on me. Hey, get your head whipped by a nigga from the hood for real, rear. I bet you sit your head down. Most of the nighers from the hood, I'd be so disappointed in.
Starting point is 01:29:47 Yeah, they don't know how to fight no more. Because they don't know how to fight, and these niggas don't have no win no more. You remember when niggas used to outrun the police? Yeah, I got called the police. They used to outrun the police. They used to outrun the police. Don't boys used to be athletes. You can't outrun the police.
Starting point is 01:30:03 Now these niggas just lazy. I give up, bro. But no, but that... You got me, Mr. Officer, bro. Shit, y'all run fast in here. Where that dog come from? Shit. Mr. Officer, y'all still got them goddamn honey bun with the pink shit on the top.
Starting point is 01:30:17 You can't outrun the police now because niggas is on live telling you where they're at with the dope. Like, the police walk right up on you. Yeah, we got this shit lying in the motherfuck. This shit right here doesn't save my life so many times running from the police. You probably got your method in. You can hit it while you running. You can get behind the car.
Starting point is 01:30:32 Back on their ass. Bro, if you ran like that, you look suspicious. Hit the run one more time. How would you run? Hit the asthma part one more time. Stop, bop, and you're back in it. That shit looks suspicious. I remember one guy, the police stopped with me when I hit the airport.
Starting point is 01:30:49 I was like, hold up. Let go. You stoover to hell, boy. True story. What time is it? I don't know. I was just thinking about that. It's just time.
Starting point is 01:31:02 It's just time. You know, old people just, it's just time. It's just time. What time is? It's just time. I always wanted to be that old, motherfucking. I hope I live long enough to be that old person in the church. You look like a superintendent.
Starting point is 01:31:13 That just started that old ad church song. You're a superintendent. Oh, you just got the bottom of her. You don't take no shit. Yeah, that's the principal that tell you your little boy about to be a special ed. That's the who? That's the principal.
Starting point is 01:31:29 They tell you what? Your little boy about to be a special ed. Call you out of work. Well, we just want to put himself. where we can get him some extra help. We think he would be able to strive a whole lot better with attention directly focused towards him. I feel like if we put him in a smaller atmosphere.
Starting point is 01:31:44 They try to put me in that class. I walked straight past it. I said, I ain't going in there now. I got me fucked up. That they could be spinning on himself. I'm not going in there. They got a whole different bell schedule. That's when that bell ring when you in the middle of a test.
Starting point is 01:31:58 Ignore the bell. That is not for you guys. He was in there. Every time you walk by the route, DZ, eh. Hey, er, ur-o-o-earth. Him and art-R-R. Hey, D.C., where are you coming in these motherfuck, man? Ur-k.
Starting point is 01:32:11 Me and my brother here. Special to gather. Oh, shit. Hey, Nashville, y'all showed us so much love. This show sold out. The first day we put it up. We appreciate y'all, man. This shit was been sold out.
Starting point is 01:32:23 For over a month. Uh-oh, we got to give it to him. How do you know? You just felt the benediction coming in, you ugly-class thing. It's ugly-ass thing. what time is it what time is it brother anybody got the time it's time that's it oh we got a look we got a little we got a look for me your knee's boggling you ready you ready to go you she knows she got to scratch the motherfucker she just got her get up here and nine in she already
Starting point is 01:32:50 that goddamn took a little nap pass the oil to me let it drizzled down my spy you know I got that for you get that run the wisdom of us when that nigga was stuck he was like Pass the oil to me, let it drizzled out, my fop. Hey, I ain't fucking with you, bro. Hey, man. Well, you ain't no cougar, they'd be like, uh. Pass the oil to me. Let it drool out.
Starting point is 01:33:23 Oh. Hey, I ain't fucking with you, dear. Hey, it's hilarious. Stop talking shit. She ain't going to make us that big pan of macaroni and cheese. I want some of that. You got your jokes. Uh-uh.
Starting point is 01:33:35 Yeah, you got to make some of that. You got four steps to your macaroni and cheese. That is hilarious. She was like this. She was like, well, you might know what you're talking about, young man. That shit going to be delicious. That's a good pussy right. She got that little hairstyle you can't mess up.
Starting point is 01:33:48 Right. That little hairstyle can't be fucked up right there. She could just, uh-uh, bitch. That's that Tony Braxton. If I ever come back to your heart again. And I promise you, I promise you that's, that I shall never breathe up, breathe again, breathe again. That's what she turned on when you walk in the fuck.
Starting point is 01:34:11 And I can't stop thinking about, she on the bed, the way things used to be, and I can't stop thinking about about the love that you made to me, and I can't get you out of my hair. Dagger, that voice right there sound a little bit like my nigger right there. You should be the next Tony Branson, you can get in the studio. Hey, Dougher, stop thinking about you, man.
Starting point is 01:34:35 Hey, man, hey, hey, hey, I'm about to record a song. We recorded, what did it sound like, lo? Let's go to that thing and song. Hold on that, again, shit. Hold on again, shit. Hey, hey, we're going to be the back up, D.C. I ain't going to hell with y'all. All right, I'm getting.
Starting point is 01:34:54 Fuck that shit. Stop that shit. Oh, hurt, hurt. Hey Fuck that shit Ooh, ooh Hey Fuck that shit
Starting point is 01:35:05 U Oh Hey Hey E no Oh Hey Hey
Starting point is 01:35:13 Oh Oh Bro You spin that shit You spin that shit bro Yeah you're hot It's your hot
Starting point is 01:35:22 Hey Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Bha, bha, bha, bha, bha, bha, bha. Hey. You don't need me words.
Starting point is 01:35:38 I gave them the money in the money and the money. Women, the women. The women, the wippin. The giggas and giggas. We're going to have a whole gang of them people come fucking with me. Oh. I got them in my family, so I don't give it down. I got some majority of people in my family.
Starting point is 01:35:58 Somebody. That is just, no, D.C., no, it's too far. It doesn't matter. It doesn't. It's all good. Somebody clapping. Somebody like, fuck it, nigga. We in here, it's Nashville.
Starting point is 01:36:08 Who that is? That's a woman? No, see, that ain't even fucked up. Because it's like, we wasn't making fun and nobody with disabilities. I got disabilities. We are disabled. I got a cousin that's the same age as me.
Starting point is 01:36:19 We grew up. He had a mental disability, but he's been disabled so long. He kind of grown, too. So he's grown enough to do the shit he wanted to do, but he kind of not grown too. Shit, I'm getting fucked up, then we can't. My chick coming, I'll get some bill. Everybody like, I can't do shit, but take them to get it.
Starting point is 01:36:37 I take so. Everybody like, God damn, Carlos. You're just going to talk about bud like that, man. Fuck y'all. That's my cousin and I love. Yeah, you shit that. I love them, too. Talk about your cousin.
Starting point is 01:36:47 Come, I can do it all the fuck I want to. I ain't even tell them about the time he asked me to take him to the whole house. Girl, jump me on the street. In what? For what? The girl going to send him some pussy. How much she gonna save you the pussy for? Don't worry about all that.
Starting point is 01:37:05 Nah, I just don't want her to trick you. Look, take me down the street. Like, bro, how much she's gonna charge you for it? She said, then I get him 200. I can do everything. I was like, what's everything? I was like, I'm trying to see if he know what he's trying to do.
Starting point is 01:37:20 Yeah. What's everything? You know, everything. What does that mean? You know, I'm feeling my tears and stuff. Then put my whole thing in there. I was like, yeah, you ready, you ready. That whole package right now.
Starting point is 01:37:33 Take another hundred. Yeah, yeah. Go get that deluxe. He gave him another hundred for a tip. Go get that deluxe, dick. I'm working with some special needs kids. You should have made sure she gave it all to them, too. I ain't want to do all that.
Starting point is 01:37:45 Like, look, I know he's about to give you that. When I took him down, I didn't just leave him. I stayed till he got through. I knew he had, he was straight. When he came out, he was smiling. He was walking on the street. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:37:58 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Look, I thought this was a podcast where we could share a person. Hey, man. I didn't know y'all was sitting at there judging us individually. That is hilarious.
Starting point is 01:38:18 All this fucking times we made y'all laugh. And the trust level is this low. Wow. That is hilarious. Wow. You want that song? That song? Hold up.
Starting point is 01:38:28 Hold up. Turn to beat up right there. No, that was cat, nigg. That was cat, niggins. That nigger came out knowing. Hey, let's get a song, big dog. And they're in the back cleaning up. Hey, let's get the song, big dog.
Starting point is 01:38:37 I am tired of hearing all that talking in the back while I'm vacuuming. I need to hit something to groove too. Can't even see us. This nigga potting, I don't know it yet. We should just keep talking. That nigga, you're gonna make us start a song. Okay, God, five, six, seven, eight. Shubid, shoo-doo-doo-doo.
Starting point is 01:38:53 Hey, yeah. I hey, hey. Yeah. That one what I was talking about me now. Boy, this Nashville is some freaking women in here, boy. Much love to all the ladies who are. Where all the single ladies that make some noise? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:39:10 Singles. Come on, keep screaming, keep screaming. We don't want nobody to feel left out. She like, you ain't got a look. What's he in your face? Like, damn, thank you. We don't want nobody to feel left. Nobody to feel left out.
Starting point is 01:39:25 Where the ladies are? Who in the relationship? But you're cheating on that nigger. She said, oh, shit. You almost got me. You almost got me. You got to be quicker than that, nigga. Nope.
Starting point is 01:39:35 That nigger, no. That nigger, heart jumping like a motherfucker. Your heart jumping, nigger, you like shit. She went like this. She said, oh, no, you almost got me. Br, she took it back. Nope. I'm taking my little hand wave right back.
Starting point is 01:39:46 Not, no, baby, you ain't got nothing to worry about. He like, eh, ain't, ain't anything to anything. You ain't. She ain't, gee, g, g, she, she, she, baby. No, she can't cheat. You can't hear by yourself, bed at all? Oh, so you? Who is?
Starting point is 01:40:00 Y'all little stepson? So you hear about yourself? No, that's her son. No, he ain't. That nigga got up. That nigga was like, he caught. He's like, yeah, I'm by myself. Damn.
Starting point is 01:40:09 That's what it is. That's her son, and she want them to have a relationship. Okay. But he's like, man, fuck that nigga. That nigga. He got out of jail. He's been out of jail, so he's trying to talk to him. And he keeps telling him, look, that little nigger grown.
Starting point is 01:40:23 She's like, he is not that. oh he just look oh okay okay she gonna blend that relationship yeah make that relationship work guarantee ain't no wrong with that i t you did all that he's willing to make it work too because he drank upside down pineapples nigger that show he involved in the relationship whatever it takes to make it work baby i'll be able to huddle you know hudson close and blah no he better not look over there she already told him hey quit all that motherfucker he can That's why he at an angle, he's like. Yeah, that nigga, look, he embarrassed.
Starting point is 01:41:00 She's putting hands on YouTube. That's why the nigga got that button-up neck because he got some scratches on his neck. Put the motherfucking turtleneck with the button up on it, and I'm controlling the button. Damn. He began his ass won.
Starting point is 01:41:19 He began his ass one. She's abusive. She's abusive. I'm talking about you a lot. I'm like, damn, damn, damn, damn. I be like, damn, damn, damn. Bitch, damn. Now, wish you hit it in a twilight.
Starting point is 01:41:44 Damn. Got to close your eyes on the second one. God, damn. Oh, shit. Nashville, we fought with y'all. so heavy man y'all so dope in here we feel like we had a family reunion I want to smoke some weeds so bad smoke some weed so bad with a single bitch yeah I might fuck around and move to Nashville yeah you on your arm I'm staying where the fuck I stay if I come up if I come up
Starting point is 01:42:24 What's you gonna do? That mean I killed somebody And I need a place that's high Hide, hide Damn The last nigger that tried to hide in Nashville Was where in Carruth Oh my God
Starting point is 01:42:40 It didn't work This is not a good hiding place Hey There's so much shit going on in Nashville You don't know about That d'all like a pin of a man. That nigga last scary, He looked like a gangster, but he's a good nigger in the community, bro.
Starting point is 01:42:58 I can tell him. He said, I used to work at the Hunter House. That nigga tongue got in the way of all his words. I used to work at the Hunter House. Baby talking that. I used to work at the Hunter House. Over there on the East Side, over the Hunter House. It was me, T.C. Coke.
Starting point is 01:43:15 Who? T.C. Coke from the back. It was me, T.C. Coke. It was my man. Uh-oh. At the Hunter House. Hey, hey, I was up there too, Mike. I was up there, yeah.
Starting point is 01:43:27 Oh, shit. Liddy. Auntie, it's about that time to go. She already been going to sleep. If you want that dick, then let me know. She just smiling. She ain't even panted to. Anytime somebody nodded at.
Starting point is 01:43:46 I ain't saying shit to you, Auntie. I ain't said a damn thing. She's ready. She's going to fall asleep. And Man, she's gonna come on when she wakes up. Oh, shit. Oh, I didn't left the TV on again. She gonna wake up when she get outside.
Starting point is 01:43:57 Damn, it's cold out here. Shit. I fell asleep in there. I don't know. She gonna get you the pussy, but she gonna treat you like a grandson. Get your ass in that bag from and put that slip on. She got a grown nigga sleeping with her with a nightgown on. That's all I got in here.
Starting point is 01:44:18 You gonna even wear it or not? There ain't don't be no complaining. Ain't nobody gonna see me but you. Uh-uh, uh-uh, take them cotton knickers off in my bed. Go look in there and put that gown on I got it there. I just washed the blue one. Put it in there. I washed it in there. No, not the pink one, the blue one with the flower in the middle.
Starting point is 01:44:37 A nightgown, bro. Yeah, a silk one. The motherfucker goin to sleep like they in the church choir. They keep sliding off the bed and shit. God damn, I can't even stay in the bed. Well, you need to learn how to sleep the right way there. I'd have this bed for 30 years. You ain't come here to change my bed.
Starting point is 01:44:51 Damn, that's hilarious. Anybody still sleep with a nightgown? That shit is hot. To take that shit out? That's a bad sheet, bitch. Look at the white girl. What's a nightgown? Nigger, D.C., do you know how fucked up you'll be
Starting point is 01:45:09 if you about to get some pussy and a bitch walk out in the nightgown, nigga? You'd be like, what in the world? I didn't fuck around the guy with a ghost. Come on, come on, give me some head for my dick, get on soft with that stupid-ass shit. Come on. This bitch came in like a ghost, come on. Like a ghost. Since you want to cut all the lights out, bitch, since you want to be the ghost, bitch.
Starting point is 01:45:28 Black women, fine. They can make anything some goddamn lingerie. They can come to bed with some champion jogging pants on and a Freak Nick 92 t-shirt. The t-shirt got a hole by the titty. You like, bitch, that shit sex-in-up. I don't know what. I don't know why this bitch got this fake Louis rag on to complete the outfit. Got house shoes with chicken grease on them like this.
Starting point is 01:45:50 I'm like this. I want to fuck you right now in the kitchen. Why you smelling like that damn sofa eight. Exactly. Ah! Because she growing her edges back. She growing her edges back. Sofa eight.
Starting point is 01:46:05 Yeah, that's that old lady. That's that old shampoo. Yeah, yeah. Sofa eight. She went on her grandma house and got that. That shit worked. Granny, you got some sofa eight. That shit might make our head grow back.
Starting point is 01:46:15 We get to use some sofa eight. We might be back in the game. Shit. Damn, Loz appreciate that. It is a black dude who worked here. That nigga just got to work. Look at all. That's the detective who's behind the name.
Starting point is 01:46:28 No, it ain't. No, he's still back there. That's him. Man, don't try to be no hero. You're a black police officer. You know you ain't got no backup. Don't even try to break the fight up until the white people get here. Don't be no hero.
Starting point is 01:46:41 You got a mohawk in your head. Yeah, yeah. A little bit-a-moho. A little bit-a-moho. You don't let that shit. Rose the shit out there, officer. You got a mohawk. Turn to the side.
Starting point is 01:46:50 Let us turn to the side right quick. Let us see that. Yeah. Let us see that little police ad hell cut. Oh, that rookie ass. You all got down team player undercover. Strapped a pistol to your bad knee ass. 22 in my boot, name.
Starting point is 01:47:06 The niggins taste it. Whatever it takes you get the job done. I'm willing. This nigga had worked with extra shit on. Why do you have on a harness, sir? You're not about to repel shit. This nigga wearing extra shit. I hate police that do too much.
Starting point is 01:47:18 You got some wristbands on. Pull over for anything. Nike gloves. You do the whole full procedure every time. Stop that bullshit. You're not going to get a promotion based on your performance.
Starting point is 01:47:30 Let some niggas go. You know it's weed in there. Stop asking all them goofy-head question. And you got a permanent go? Yeah, you smell it. Anything in the car I need to know about? You don't need to know about shit in here, sir. Can you give me a ticket
Starting point is 01:47:42 and let me get the fuck out of you? I take the ticket, but I cannot fuck with jail right now. Me and my baby, Mama going through some shit. I got a check that's been in the mail for three weeks. I don't know what's up with that, bro. So can I please get the goddamn ticket? Write whatever ticket you need to write.
Starting point is 01:47:59 All this shit fucked up. The headlights fucked up. The brakes is out. I ain't put no registration on this bitch since I got. I don't know who called this here. I'm really fucking up. Please get to write some tickets so you don't got to search nothing. You must have been to jail a lot because I definitely been like, yes, sir, no, sir.
Starting point is 01:48:16 I'm glad. You can search this motherfucker, sir. I seen the video the other day where the nigger driving the car that didn't have no stirring wheel. He had some pliers attached to the shit. And that nigga pulled that bitch off. I said, man, if niggas ain't the most innovative motherfuck. But you know how the police behave. They're going to catch that nigger driving and steal his vice grips.
Starting point is 01:48:34 Oh, got to take him. Sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry. Sorry. I don't know what you're using them for. I don't know. I don't know. You don't have no registration on them, so we got to take the vice grips.
Starting point is 01:48:45 We have no registrations on the side. Yeah, man. It looked like the nigger that's going to take you to jail because he means. mad, got the Mohawk, but it's going back further every time. You got a permanent goal, though, so niggas assume they're going home. Mm-mm. Hey, brough, when the motherfucker polo say, hang tight for me, buddy. Mm-mm.
Starting point is 01:49:06 You might as well get the calling your goddamn people. Hey, do anybody be trying to look out of their window without looking? Just sit tight for me. Shit. Fuck that. I hate that, man. I hate the fact that as a black man, you can't, a black person. You can't help what your body do
Starting point is 01:49:21 when the police pull up behind you, your whole everything changed. You didn't, oh, shit. God damn, they're behind us, nigga. Oh, shit. Who shit? Why you tell me they was behind me? Stop moving, stop moving.
Starting point is 01:49:33 They're right there. They're right there. Come on, man, they're right there. Right there, right there. Come on, man, they're right there. Where they at, bro. I boo-ah, I be in a mirror like the hill on. They move, right?
Starting point is 01:49:41 Yeah, there they go. They're coming. Take me straight to the house. They're coming. Just take me home. I didn't shit a little bit. They just take me home. My niggas ask the questions that they need to ask before when the police pull over.
Starting point is 01:49:51 Soon the police pull over. Ain't nobody got nothing, right. We should have asked that when we left eight hours ago. Exactly, but then it's always that one of the nick back. Hell yeah, bro, I do, bro. Fuck you mean you do, man. That's yours, bro. I can't go to jail.
Starting point is 01:50:07 Uh-uh. She ain't in real. I got my pistol, bro. He got my pistol, bro. Yeah, you got your pistol, man. That's how that nigga got the prison. This is the worst shit, though. When they pull you over and try to act like you was doing some extra shit.
Starting point is 01:50:20 Well, what took you so long to slow down for me, man? You actually didn't see it behind me, nigga. You're lying. I saw you when you pulled out. I pulled straight over. You were going to pretty fast, man. I thought I was going to have to chase you. Bro, who the fuck is you talking about?
Starting point is 01:50:32 It's clearly not me. This car don't even go fast. You start telling them shit, brother. This motherfucker don't even go fad like that, bro. Yeah, the syllagoid fucked up. You got to have a script right when the police get you, man. You got to have that fucking script right. What's the script?
Starting point is 01:50:45 You got to get it. Pull over, nigga, put your hands out the car. He walk up here. Hey, how you doing, buddy? Go ahead, DC. Bro, don't say that. I'm lying. When they pull you over, boy, you had better act kind.
Starting point is 01:50:58 I say, hey, sir, no, sir, uh-uh, I don't know them. Hey, sir, no, I don't know them. Hey, sir, no, sir, no, I don't know them. Hey, sir, no, I don't know them. What's his name? What's his name? Ask him. What's your name?
Starting point is 01:51:16 Ask them. Whose car is this? Ask them. Any drugs in the car? I don't know. Where y'all headed? I don't know. Do you matter of my search?
Starting point is 01:51:23 Hell yeah. Ask them. Who he's talking to? Shit, ask them. Ain't talking to me no more. Shit, ask him. Who he need to ask? Oh, no.
Starting point is 01:51:34 Ask him. But it ain't me, sir. Check my license. Ask them. Keep your hands on the steering wheel. What? What? Keep your hands on the staring wheel.
Starting point is 01:51:44 What? Everything. hands on the staring wheel because if you don't shit might just get real hey walk up on my wheel he like you know how fast you was just driving I'm like no officer I was just glad and shit I'm nervous don't ask me no questions he's like well I'm sorry I need some inspection you're gonna have to step out of your vehicle please and we're going to have to see if you're transporting some trees I'm like shit that shit crazy Nope.
Starting point is 01:52:16 Everything on the steering wheel, sir. Feeding all. I ain't trying to run. I can't run like this, sir. Hey. I'm just trying to be obedience, sir. I'm just trying to go home, sir. A flat.
Starting point is 01:52:29 I'm just trying to make it down the street cause a nigger hungry, sir. I really got in my car because I paid for it, sir. And I'm riding down the street because that's just what we poe to do, sir. Did I do anything wrong, sir? My feet ain't supposed to be on the steering wheel, sir. I'm sorry sir I don't want to move sir Hey see I'm the nigger they get pulled over everywhere They like you got your license on you I'll be like yeah
Starting point is 01:52:57 Where they at? They in your back ain't gonna reach for them Because that's how they get you I'm gonna reach out the pissing that and then they ain't gonna hit you ain't gonna reach for them and not cause that's how they get you They pull out their piss they start shooting Nitch. Ain't gonna lie.
Starting point is 01:53:16 I'm gonna tell you what you do when you're 3D. When they pull your ass over, nigger play sleep. Damn. Now, I'm the only nigger still awake. All the charges I might have to take. He's like, hey, what's wrong with your friends? I'm like, I don't know. Go to sleep again.
Starting point is 01:53:41 Ask them. These niggas went to sleep on me. I thought these niggas were my homies. These niggas went to sleep on me. God damn. And then you wake up and be like, dog, you straight. I've been sleep ever since he ran the license plate.
Starting point is 01:54:01 Oh, really that's what it is? Thank you, God. My nigga, I'm gonna get right here. Because shit, this is my crib. I ain't gonna move. I ain't gonna breathe. breathe to let a nigger know when no niggily I ain't gonna move I ain't gonna breathe let a nigger know when them niggily hold up hold up hold up hold up hold they steal down
Starting point is 01:54:27 ADC hold up they steal down ADC hold up they steal down ADC oh somebody going to jail I'm gonna sleep right here until they say excuse me sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir
Starting point is 01:54:48 This nigger than died Might as well kill yourself before they do That nigga This nigga than died And Carlos then left the damn show I know I'm going to jail around this So
Starting point is 01:55:04 Everybody knows with the jail Knicker on the side of the street Shit That better than go to jail That shit If it leaves out your head, get home. Where the fuck the Carlos go? This nigga really left the scene.
Starting point is 01:55:16 Carlo could be like, they gone. He gone. He's gone. He's gone. He's back there with T.C. Coke. T.C. Coke got him. Ah, we got you. You're not going back to the stage.
Starting point is 01:55:26 We heard what you said. Well, who that nigga here with the skull hat? Hold up. Why don't fuck he come and scrayed from the back? And he's dancing like this hill. Who the hell is you? There go my nigga Carlo. People.
Starting point is 01:55:41 I got to go. My nigger, I got to go. My nigger about to roll us on gas. We up in Nashville. They got some white ladies with ass. I told on holo. And you know I'm rolling a blunt.
Starting point is 01:55:51 We had a show up at this bitch. They've been sold out for a month. Now tell everybody that you know about the live version of the 85 South House. My name is Lowe's. Yeah. I came from Mississippi. Yeah. Brochigo Bean in B.C.
Starting point is 01:56:07 You fly with me. We up in Nashville. Let's get some bread Let's turn up Let's make these white folks scared Hey Jump up on some shit DC Jump up on some shit DC
Starting point is 01:56:19 Jump up on some shit DC Jump up on some shit DC We're about to fuck y'all them up We're about to fuck y'all up No we're not We just playing Look at the white lady, she can't straight out Wait a minute no
Starting point is 01:56:33 What are those motherfuckers up there doing We're just bullshin We're just playing Thank y'all man We love y'all name Hold up, hold up, right quick. Hey, man, if you haven't had the chance to get your 85 South Show merch, we do have some merch out in the lobby.
Starting point is 01:56:50 Make sure you support and all the people in here who haven't watched the 85 South show go on YouTube, click and subscribe. Follow us on social media. DC Young Fly, Carlos Miller, M.S. Catch me on the new season of All Demp, Digital on HBO. And Black Car Revolt. And we got the new season, Black Car Revolt. starting to coming on BET this Thursday we were just old women Atlanta we got
Starting point is 01:57:14 another episode of little women hello shout out to all the little women and we great do the next season of wild and out man into this month hey listen fun right on the 18 I will be back at the courthouse at the municipal courthouse do me a favor y'all come see my little brother man be there on time I go first he go first and he gonna say that motherfucker up also to get my money I'm gonna yeah to let y'all If you got general admission, we got merchandise over this way for y'all. Come support the 85 South Show. Get you a t-shirt, a sweatshirt, a hat.
Starting point is 01:57:47 Auntie, we're going to get you a nightgown made. Just for you, baby. We got the 85 South nightgown. Huh? What? I can't hear this nigga. Time out. This nigga wants me to.
Starting point is 01:58:05 What are your kids at? They on FaceTime? Take y'all ass to sleep. Much love to your kids. Shout out to your kids. Shout out to the kids. Hold on, what's their name? Stay in school.
Starting point is 01:58:16 Kayland and McKell. That's the coolest dad in the world. Alright, now y'all go to sleep. And they sweat black men don't be taking care of our kids. You're sure what I'm saying. He went to the extra mile. Hey, my kids, hey, Chico, my kids. Nigger and father of the year, boy, father of the year with your bald head.
Starting point is 01:58:34 Yeah, yeah. Ballhead brothers, you knife, brother. The crazy part is he watched the whole show just to say that. I don't give a fuck. When they get through, I'm telling them. I'm telling them. He been texting his nine, yo, baby, I got you. Don't even worry about it.
Starting point is 01:58:45 But if you had a VIP ticket, make sure you come up here. We're going to do the meet and greet right here on stage to rock with y'all Nashville. Man, this is the 85 South Show. We love y'all so much, man. Make some noise for yourselves. We're fucking with us so heavy. Thank you, Nashville. All right, guys, if you do have a VIP ticket, we are going to do the meet and greet on stage.
Starting point is 01:59:17 We ask that you line up around the wall of headshots in a single file line so we can get you. Lock you up, my nigga. Lock you up. It lock you up, man. That's what it do to you. You eat that shit, man. That's how it happened to you when you shit or you, when that shit hits you out. When that shit hits you out, then you'd be having a whole conversation.
Starting point is 01:59:39 Yeah, for us. Come here. Okay, so we're just going to ignore the slavery on the walls. Damn. We just going to ignore the slavery. What you're talking about? Oh. We're going to ignore slavery on the wall.
Starting point is 01:59:52 Now, hold on. I'm gonna spill a rap and keep it real. What the fuck is going on in Nashville? Is this for real? Who is that guy? He's looking like a slave and another black guy who's working in the field. They think that this is art. This is art, but hold on, nigga, I got something on my heart now, well, I got the hat.
Starting point is 02:00:14 That's the home of the praise, and I don't live in this nation. They were proud of the only slave. Now, let me tell you some shit. I wasn't alive. They had to free the slave technically in 1865, but that you really. It was worse after that. At least you have a white dude trying to whoop you on your back. Slaver on the walls.
Starting point is 02:00:36 Who is responsible? Make some calls. Shit. They put slavery on the walls. Who the fuck responsible? We need to make some calls. Yo, no. Check this out.
Starting point is 02:00:47 It's gonna make me feel too well. And this nigger is a slave and they're a white man catching. Okay. God damn. You ain't need to see this shit. They hung in something last week. Shit. I don't like his face.
Starting point is 02:01:03 You look like he tired of being in the sunken place. This nigga in the back. in the back, be tired of working, and this nigga ain't help me. Hey, Carlos Miller, I got to say you smart as hell, because if this niggas ran away, this nigger right here, we're gonna tell. God damn, we ain't supposed to be talking like this, having the conversation about fucked up shit from a picker
Starting point is 02:01:25 on a wall in Nashville. But is it you're trying to chill, and they revisit all this bullshit that made us up the hill that we're still climbing. Man, this shit is crazy that's a motherfucker-puck. Damn, I got a son, you got a dog. Think you're trying to get smarter. What if the chance of this nigga
Starting point is 02:01:44 to be in one of our grandfather of our people? Maybe our ancestors. That's probably my uncle. He kinda looked like Justin. Yeah, I mean the crazy part about this country which we live, this right here could be the son of the white folks' kids that own. I mean, this shit is crazy, my Jesus. It's generational in this shit.
Starting point is 02:02:04 Ain't no you or no me. Without the pressure, this nigger right here. These catch you already know it. That's why I've been showing it's life. Man, stressed in the fit. You used to be a slave. Now we're out here trying to get rid. There ain't no telling.
Starting point is 02:02:20 I'm just trying to get my pockets all bigger. Then we got the symbolism calling us some nigger. That's all right. We ain't gonna take it the wrong way because we eat what y'all be trying to say. That's why I'm walking around your place. I'm smoking black in these bloods. blackish in his lunch I give up the fuck cause I ain't paying none of y'all taxes this money
Starting point is 02:02:39 yeah yeah and I'm gonna do all shit he couldn't do and for the white people didn't fuck you this the thing with this shit we cannot fumble that's how we end up with the sweatshirts they cool as monkey in the jump damn I don't understand how this shit go my jean I mean it's hard being Carlos him and chico beat because I'm just looking at this picture like, damn, that's my neighbor. It couldn't be no clearer. I'm just looking at this shit, and you can tell it is hot because it rings around the sun and shit, Craig get a shot.
Starting point is 02:03:12 And then this white man, he got his boys on some horses. They couldn't have put these two together. They could have made some better choices. But it's the symbolism, man, we called the symbol because the mind is so quick that we're trying to jump, and then we limbo. Ooh, we saw the flip. Yeah, I saw that.
Starting point is 02:03:28 And I did with the words. It ain't really just about the rhyme. But the shit need to be heard. I need to say it. We got our own platform. We're going to play it. Damn. Get a shot of this so they can know what we're talking about.
Starting point is 02:03:42 Damn, this is crazy. Then you got the man up on the horse trying to catch him and call him niggins saying they he's lazy. He probably sold all his babies and raped this old lady. He's driving them crazy. And that's why he likes fuck work. If you're going to get me tape me. And this nigga right here. What if he's scared?
Starting point is 02:04:02 He's like, shit, my mom, my brother, all him dead. They just killed him, came through and slayed his whole family. All types of treasure, big agonies. I mean, this shit is crazy. Look at the field. How many times you think this shit got us killed? Now, see, the crazy part, he's from Georgia, he from Alabama. They're gonna send him to another nigga, and he's going to the slammer.
Starting point is 02:04:26 He thinks cuz he kissed Massa's ass that any kind of light skin, skin that he really get a bass. Now check the nigger in the back. He's in the back because he's dark. He's supposed to work real hard. Don't be smart and play his bar. See, I caught that all just from looking at a picture. There's so many ways that they be calling us too.
Starting point is 02:04:45 Nigger's dead. Shit is crazy. Can't get no wrong. Shit is crazy. Can't get no wrong. Hey, mean, you already know this shit a blow. These niggas are kill each other but won't say a word to its own. Okay, this song.
Starting point is 02:05:00 So let me get to what I'm saying See the white dudes, they got this whole game that they be playing. He probably jumped up on the horse and got in the front because he was bigger. He was like, follow me guys. Let's go catch them the niggas. And you already know, because of them good old boys,
Starting point is 02:05:16 they didn't have to wear no man shit. They did enjoy jumping on the horses and ruin these niggas live. Slatting them in that night, man. I'm fucking all on their wives. Gramping on their daughter tities. And they spit on them. Every time they walk by these motherfuckers hitting on them.
Starting point is 02:05:33 And that's why I really hate to see the niggins who be fucking with women who look like. Nashville, Tennessee. Come on, man. That was a history, bro. Woo! Bro, we! Off the head, history list? I don't know another nigga code.
Starting point is 02:05:52 There was so many facts and information since now. You know what we have, man? In Nashville. You know what in the head is right here? You know who that you? You don't know? He ain't even see him sneaking up. That's what he's doing.
Starting point is 02:06:06 I'm breaking houses and watch dishes, man. He ain't do that. This niggins are robber with OCD. Breaking and clean your shit up. Hey, this is going to be beautiful, man. The D.C., you got the dress, back. You got the dress. 85.
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