The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The 85 South Show Live In Cashvile Part 2 With DCYoungFly Karlous Miller & ChicoBean | Ep. 117

Episode Date: February 9, 2018

Karlous Miller, D.C. Young Fly, and Chico Bean sold out two shows in Nashville and here in the second show its more of what they do best...roast, freestyle and talk their shit. D.C. Young Fly is hosting TRL everyday but he's got to get a roast session in. Karlous Miller is the star of Wild N Out and is always busting an old school freestyle vs. Chico Bean. At The 85 South Live Shows, they take it to a whole new level. Check out this week's sponsor's: www.stamps.com www.camsoda.com FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's funny as fuck, though. We got 10 days in the bill. Say what, say what, say what, say what you got. Today's in the building. All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio. Today's in the bill. With your stagging ass. You're going to be in New Year's End church.

With your stagging ass. You're going to go straight back to work. With your stagging ass. While your kids still playing up in dirt. With your stagging ass. Hold up. Your alternated on work. With your stagging ass.

Now you got to try to crank it first. With your stagging ass. You gonna be lay for work With your stanking ass You ain't gonna have no fucking dog With your stanging ass Hey We don't bend up and see with the shit

Tell it too Fucking these holes on the low Niggas talking about Them nigga fun to hang with that shit I'll fuck your bitch And I'll pay that rent And anytime she called me She's gonna get off on these dick

Now hey I'm telling where you might see me I'm posted in the A But I might jump on the plane In Paule Vu or La Franté Cause my no close I got the jokes I'm everywhere you see me with it

I'm up in Africa I'm telling jokes in different cities Nigger went to Germany and felt some different tits hey Nigger went to Germany and felt some different Titty Hey hey niggum went to Germany And felt some different tinnis

I say they're small and they're round But felt some different titty I like smoking weed I like it in high I make bitches mad like B.C. Youngfly Hey Bitch is walking out, bitch is pulling up I'll apologize

I said I don't give up for a crazy man I don't like a crazy man I don't give him for a crazy man If you give him some of that pussy He'll give some of his dick to you Give him some of that pussy girl I don't like asking Give him some of that pussy baby

I don't like asking If the pussy is real good Then please don't give me some But if this pussy is great Then Carlos really want some Oh, that pussy girl I don't like ass.

Hey, a nigga, and the whole hood here for you, my nigga. My nigga, big, really big titty can't fuck with you, bro. He ain't in ways bra, because he fuck with you, my nigga. He didn't wear it brook, are you, my name fucking. Hey, bro, your baby mama Sarah, bro. Ain't now one of gonna try to fuck her, bro. I ain't gonna try, but if she tried me. Hey, bro, come on, bro.

Come on, bro. That's broke, that's our nigger, bro. We're in the house of the Lord, bro. We got to be honest, we need to speak the honest truth, bro. And I fought. The mama wasn't harder. I'm talking about shit on top of shit. Nick, we had clothes on the stove.

I never forget when the police came and raided my house, they came in and they were like, blue, get on the ground. Get on the ground. Yeah, I was in there the whole time looking at their head, like, look at these motherfuckers. They don't even know I'm in here. These niggas are crazy. Down they don't even know I'm in here. I always tell the truth.

You'll get some blessings with your crackers and your crazy. Look, when I talk my shit, got to keep it cool. If you go to black church, better not have something to do. Y' what you say? Let these nigger know. When you go to black church, you need to pat some extra clothes. When I go to my church, I stand off out in the crowd because I walk in that bitch, and I be smelling like loud. And when they come to smoking weed, I'm the best man.

My pastor know I'm high. He said, Carlos, you blessed me. You already know Jesus, that God. When I read the Bible, I go, ha, like D.C. Young Fly. You already know, Jesus, this is my homie. We be chilling. That's why I be getting all of the blessings I be getting. I be walking in church like.

Hold up Deacon, get your snaggle tooth ass out my face. Oh, I walk in church on like, hold up Deacon Joan, get your snaggothed ass out my face. Stop telling me pull my pants on. My man, my face is stuck on laugh. Oh, my God. Your face is ever getting stuck on land? It's looking like you hit the lottery, my name.

I don't know this, nigga. That's called Winslow right there. Fuck as you're talking about. I don't tell you. That ain't. That's right. This day and age To read it in good news

On the newspaper page Love and condition That is fine Some people say It's even harder to fight I got something for that shit I tell you what, nigga They couldn't melt you down

And pull you on me, motherfucker Hey, hey, hey, hey I jumped down that nigger And come out his ass like poison, nigga I ain't got no nursing run Yeah, I don't need nothing. Big homie, you got your blade on you, homie. Hey, man.

Back up all that. These motherfuckers thing is the game. Don't worry about it. I don't keep a dog. I don't give a fuck. I'm standing back here with the girl who took the toothbrush and laid the baby hair down. Turn around and stunt on them, baby. Let them see your edges, baby.

I don't give a good goddamn. Hey, bring your ass back up here. Hey, see this. Y'all at the show, too. How are you doing? Are you so stupid? I miss you too. I miss you.

I miss you, I miss you, titty. Stop, you stop, you stupid. 85. You stop. 80, five. 80. 85, hey. That's you, my nigga.

You stop playing. You used to eat on them tetties. Man, stand up so they can see how big you got. Then, bro, these niggas, he's so big, he got his own titties. Ain't this crazy? Bro, big tinnies running. family. The men and the women

get to it. Ah! She keep falling back down, D.Z. This is fucking trash blow. If you want to do some real blow, I'll fucking call my guy Pablo. He'll bring us some shit that'll have you tripping balls.

That's a level of fucked up only white people can get to. Like, we stop that. Nigga, umphor. White people get right there and go right to tripping balls, dear. I'm tripping walls. I ain't getting that high. They got drugs, you don't know nothing about?

Like what? They got some shit called Adderall. We know about that. We know about that Adderall. Nigga, I just found out about that. You just found out, man. I did, too. Shit, I've been out here dancing for no real.

That's what it make you do, bro. That's exactly what you be doing. You up at 5 in the morning getting ready for a dance battle by your goddamn cell. Hit it again. I'm in the drive. Let me get a 10 p. neck. Honey months or something.

Drag your head. One more time. 100 months or something. I'm telling you, boy, that Adderon will have you solving fractions in your house by yourself. That shit would make you stay up to 10 o'clock in the morning. You remember every minute of it. That shit strong right there, nigger. Adirang ain't no play, man.

That's new cocaine, man. I had to stop. I almost called the police on the nigga who sold it to him. I was like, hey, I'm about to call the police on you. I was like, you got me. They got to get this shit off the street. Oh, that's script. Hey.

Okay. Okay. If you do not know about the 85 South show, I will tell you, go to YouTube. Look up 85 South Show. Check out the shows. We drop a show every Friday with D.C. Youngblood, Carlos Miller, and Chico Bean, and a whole host of other comedians that come on the show. If you don't know about it, you need to check out.

How do you feel about our crowd and tonight? What do you expect? It's sold out. I'm expecting some shenanigans, some fun-ass shenanigans. Yeah, I believe it's going to be a lot of shenanis. I'm expecting this roof to shake. The roof is going to shake. People's feet are going to stomp.

building's gonna you know just be laughing everybody needs to laugh right now we sold out so fast people been calling for days trying to get in but we're sold out so you got to tune in for the next time we bring these guys in because they're definitely gonna come back but it's like that and that's the way it is I'll get right here with oh that was the hood part they did You know, yeah. They made it up. The fellas, I'm pretty sure.

Yeah, uncle, oh, they don't even want to hurt me. I'm like, what do you say? That's some bull drive. That's a boy, yeah. Come on you. Oh. Man, that it. Uh, uh, uh.

You said that bitch fucked up. Man, you can curse it. It's okay to curse me, dog. If you came to see DC Young Flyer say hell yeah? If you came to see DC Young Flyers say hell yeah? If you came to see. Carlos Miller say hell yeah if you came to see chico bean say hell yeah we're probably get this show started y'all make some noise real quick i need y'all to start clapping right

now about to bring this man out you might have seen him on whiling out you might have seen him doing an old school rap battle this boy give it it i need y'all to make some noise start clapping right now make some noise for chico bing Who the boss? When you knickers gonna learn When you cross in this game Then your ass suck it burn Wait my turn on my time

Rock the Rock for the dime Taking fair chance After chance But I got to dance To the rules of this shit That's why I keep a revolver How the hell you robbers Gonna rob the robber

Cut it off, nigga With pistol slap cross mouth That nigga Project Pat nigga I stomp out a toddler off That shit boy Get move your little ass out about the way pistols slap cross mouth.

I love that, nigga. Nashville, what's going on? Now, fuck that, we need more energy than that, baby. Nashville, what's going on? I need y'all to be happy y'all in here now because I know y'all was talking shit in that line, boy. Nick were like, man, these nigga ain't even that fucking funny, bro. I watch these niggas on Thursday, bro.

I ain't been standing in standing lying all around the corner and shit looking like I'm trying to get free bread, bud. Fuck that shit, bro. It's Nashville, bro. This stage little than a motherfucker, nigger. I feel like I'm in jail up this bitch. I don't know where to start. Let's get up.

Nope, never mind. Come on back this way. How y'all doing, man? First of all, thank y'all for coming out supporting the 85 South Show. Make some noise for yourselves, man. We love y'all in Nashville. This is the second sold-out show, man.

We appreciate the love. We got some beautiful people in here all around. This nigger Chan standing here looking like he grew Rob us, nigga, you came with us. Fuck, you got that hood on for a nigga. With this, this nigga, here got the hood tied around his head like you a Philly goon, nigga, you happy they going to the

Super Bowl? Untie that shit. This nigga here looking suspect as a motherfucker with us. That shit don't make no sense. Love Nashville, though, man. This is, you know, this is, what, my second time coming to Nashville. I'd have been in Nashville a couple times, but, man, it's some niggas in Nashville, boy.

They say this is the home of country music. I was like, y'all left the niggas. out because I know it's country music but I didn't see 19 niggas ain't none of them had cowboy hats or boots on them niggas had on Jordans and robin jeans nigger them niggas is gangsters and I didn't see so many permanent gold teeth it's woo nigger nana got gold teeth in Nashville I ain't never taken a mite fuck that it's cashville nigga every time I take a bite out of something is money in it motherfucker I I got gold in my mouth. Kiss my ass. Hey, sweetheart, how are you lovely lady? Over here at the 85 South Show, me and Chad, when we're mailing out merchandise and postage,

we use stamps.com. Why? Because it's more convenient for us to go to stamps.com to print out our own shipping labels. That's right, Chad. Tell them how we go to stamps. How long have you been using stamps.com? Yeah, the 85 South Show has been using stamps.com since we've been doing e-commerce.

You can print out your postage, and a postman will pick it up right from your door. Go to stamps.com. If you don't believe me, let's talk to my friend Chad. If you need to get any postage, man, you go on stamps.com. It's a one-stop shop. You can print your labels. It types in your address for you. It populates everything for you from your e-commerce website.

On Stamps.com They're going to send you a scale, you weigh it, and it's a step-by-step process for your package, and you can drop it off at your house or at the post office and everything else. I've even worked out a special offer with Stamps.com for my listeners. That includes a four-week trial

plus postage and a digital scale without long-term commitments. Go to Stamps.com. Click on the microphone at the top of the home page and type in South. That's Stamps. How are you lovely ladies doing sitting in the front? Lovely ladies are gorgeous.

Like, you know, look at you. Look at you. You look experienced, ma'am. Oh, don't, don't look away now. Like, I don't know. She's like, mm-hmm, that's right. That's right. You was beautiful light skin.

You probably was, you've been bad for years. You was bad when, God damn, there's a meeting in the ladies' room. Be back real soon, wearing them boots and shit. I can tell. You've been bad. The license, she can just move since the 80s. You probably used to fuck the goddamn Bobby Womack and shit like that.

When the skeletons come out of the closet, tissue all around the room. They was playing that shit. Then they started playing the country music and fuck me up in the back. Blown, but blam down, down. Niggas was like, I'm leaving. I ain't standing lying to come in here and get cursed,

nigga. This shit sounds like they cast on a spell on me. Oh, man. What a dangerous part of Nashville at? Look at them niggas said. Just go outside my nigger and look, that's all you gotta do. You just go stand outside my nigger and just gaze the streets, nigga. It's fucked up out here, man.

There was some gangst niggas in here last show. I know it's a few in here this show too. Let me see if I can find one. My man right there, I can tell you a G, let me come around my name. Any nigga got the button-up shirt with the chains on the outside. with the chains on the outside of the button up, nigga. Nigger, fuck that, nigger, I'm gonna put these bitches under the collar, nigger, that's what it is?

Player, you're from Nashville, champ? You from Nashville, what side of town are you from? Southside? Southsigga, south side? Look, you got a girl that's gonna help you fight in this motherfucker. That's how real Nashville, let's you like, oop, I'm in here with you, nigga, anything jump off,

nigga, pistol, slap cross mouth, it's going down. They ain't even check my purse to get in there bitch. I got both my pistols. And natter behind her with the gold teeth. And I'm gonna take a bite out of these motherfuckers with the money mouth soon as they do something. It's going down. Cashville.

I remember the first time I heard in Nashville was Young Buck with that Tennie shit. And he put a lot of pressure on you street niggas in Nashville with that. You niggas like Tena key, nigger shit. I'm gonna have to cut this with some seven up. Nigger, this shit is, you need to stretch this dope out to get it out for 10,000, this is.

I drove all the way to L.A. for this half of brick. Now I got to sell it to a, nigga, for $3,500, nigga, for the price. This, nigga, young buck tripping. That's stress, my nigga. That's the stress of a dope man that heard that album for the first time. Cacheville, Tennessee. He was like, oh, let me rewind that.

Nigel, wait a minute. Nigger B'd be said, no, he's from Cashville. I'm from Nashville, Tennessee, yes. We don't have him for Tennon Key in Nashville, nigga. I don't know what part of town buck from, but where I'm from, nigga, is 17-9, nigger. And that's with the cut on it, motherfucker-nigger. I can't help you.

I was, fuck that. How you doing, ma'am? You look like you burn incense before you fuck. Yep. Get that indigo going in here, for he come lay this dick on me. That Egyptian musk, my name. First time I got some pussy that smelled like Egyptian musk, my name.

I was like, this bitch been burning incense in here. I'm finn to get some ass. How y'all doing up there in the balcony? Y'all good up there in the balcony? Look at them niggas, it's like, man, we can't see shit up here, niggil. Yeah, that balcony is, I hope it's sturdy, because there's a lot of niggas up there look like they well built, my niggas. Yeah, shit just shaking up there, nigga, just fouled down and sit on somebody.

We ain't got no insurance in this bitch and white people gonna blame it on us. They fucked their club up, man. We were playing country music and everything was fine and all of a sudden fucking pistol slapped across the mouth and that my fucking balcony's fucked up. Never having them back again.

But yeah, man, this is the 85 South Show, man. We thank each and every last one of y'all for coming out and rocking with us, man. This is our second soul that I was showing this town and people was trying to get tickets and couldn't get tickets and y'all don't know how much this means to man to be able to come out here and do this ourselves and have y'all support us like y'all support

us man so make some noise for yourself for fucking with us nashville especially the white people appreciate y'all y'all was in line like a month we're going to see them y'all listen to that got that man i heard a country song the other day fuck me up he's fuck you bitch fuck your car i was like that niggin needed to sign the death row whoever made that shit that's the country hit him up nigg That motherfucker's talking that shit on there. I make the wrong kind of music. I'm feeling to come to Nashville and start making country music.

Any country music artist in here? I got to ask, because we are in the home of country music. Ain't no niggas in here trying to switch the game up, nigga? You niggas, that's what I'm telling. It's what you need to do. Fuck rap, nigger. You got a mouth full of gold be the first gangster country rap, nigger. I say, yeah.

They said I had a fountain of key, but that's some bullshit. It's 20 if you buy them from me. A plow-flown-flown-flown-flown-flown-flown-flown-flown-flown-flown-flown. A nigga just wrote that down in his notes. That nigga, right. Ain't nobody doing that. But yeah, man, we gonna keep this show going to keep this show going, man. This is the 85 shout show.

We got a dope show on deck for y'all, man. And the next person I'm about to bring up to the stage, man, is my partner, my brother. You see them on TRL hosting every motherfucking day. You see them in almost Christmas. You see them on your phone. You might see that nigga in the trap behind the sack. Because he'd have real of a nigga, so I need y'all to stop making some noise right now. Start clapping.

Nah, Nashville. Wake up, baby, wake up. We in this bitch, Nashville. Make some noise from my motherfucking partner, D.C., y'all fly! Don't sleep, you gotta stay up. Don't sleep, you gotta stay up. I'm standing to stand out. Hold on, hold on, anything.

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I'm gonna get to mention. Yeah. We like to fuck it over here. I'm on there right now. Yeah, shit out. We got other things to do. Let's go. I said, hold the fuck up.

We're gonna run that shit back. Y'all knell's a little too quiet. Like I ain't almost died by grinding trying to come to Nashville. I ain't know what this little bit at club was. Shit, I don't pay this bit thousand times. Where the fuck this Zane shit at, man? They're like, it's on the corner.

Man, this is a sound-me-loud, man. So we're going to turn the fuck up. I'm going to go back out of the door and act like you ain't seen me. We're going to do this shit again. We're going to turn the fuck up. Y'all don't see the thing all over the motherfucking internet. He doesn't find this little bit of that club called Zane.

Y'all made some noise for D.C. Y'all fly! Like a first day, things come to those that wait up. It don't wake to jump in too long. Don't see if you got it's been up. Fuck you are, we all ready. This shit smell like chicken cheese. This shit smell like chicken cheese. What going on over here?

That's your girlfriend right there. How long y'all been together? Four years. Baby, you love him. What you here? What you here? What you here? What you here?

Ethnicity, motherfucker. That's how the niggas say, hey, what the fuck you is? Like, deep down on the inside. Yeah, what you was born like, ugly, like? What you is? You Asian, you love him? You'll do anything for him? You sure?

Alright, watch this, y'all. Will you? You know this shit if it'd be fucked up. Will you? Suck his dick on soft. Did you know that little soft fat dick? Would you suck his dick on soft? She said, oh my god.

You said it like you're aging too. Oh my god. You want suck his dick on soft? She don't love you. Skinhead. She don't love you. Ladies, y'all know. They got to be a certain type of love to suck a soft-haired dick.

Y'all know how y'all be. Soon as y'all see it. y'all see it. Aw, look at it. Niggins, we're like, look at that shit, dude. He's like, man, this bitch crazy, his head. Shout out to people in that little fake-haired balcony, boy, that shit about the cave-in.

Niggins out of that, looking over the bike at the show, like this. Oh, Lord, those seats cheap in hell. Those motherfuckers are over that care they even see the show. Hey, what going on, right? It's going to be a nigga, pop out the curry. Well, good show, goddamn. They got seats everywhere in this motherfucker.

Oh, my goodness. Ooh. Excuse me. Excuse me, ma'am. You have some huge tits. I just want you to know what size tits to miss? A four triple, huh? Four triple homicide.

What you say? First 48. What you say? He said a 4D? A 40D? God damn. How many numbers do y'all have in them, bitches? You just going there, be like, let me get the biggest A cup you got.

So what size of the meal? A 40D? Somebody over here said, I got a 60D, bitch. Y'all got batteries on y'all chest? This bitch got an alkaline 60-D right here. Y'all ready to turn this motherfucker up, though, Nashville? We all ready this old ass chicken cheese building. This bitch is a church on Thursday.

They don't really too much know by Jesus like that. They just taking steps, you know. They literally go and book by book. You're supposed to skip sometime. Look at the white people. Yes, that's called Baptist Church, yes. I'd have been to one of y'all churches. Do you love Jesus?

I was about to walk into a Catholic church one time. As soon as I stepped on the porch, all I heard was, nigger, you're not welcome. Alright, you ain't gotta tell me twice, go straight to the Baptist church. It's okay. How long you've been over here? How long have you been over here?

That's how white people look at us every day. I wonder how long they've been over here. Bitch, we've been here. Fuck wrong with you. Look at the white lady. We don't think like that. Yes, you do. Your cousin do.

Your cousin think like that. I don't care what you do. All these waitresses, look at this nigga here. Look like he's about the DDT somebody. Look at that wait'y. Get your goddamn cold burn. Look at the ass out of him. They're gonna fucking lit.

What the fuck are you? Who would you? Niggas standing up here dressed like he's sick. You sick? It looks like you got a serious cold, brother. You need to, need some water. Hey, how you doing? You got your braids to the side, bitch.

And this bitch got them braids to the side. That bitch will suck that dick to the side. Come here. Oh! Y'all, niggins, it's crazy. We're about to fight this bullfuck up. Y'all ready to start this show? All right, now look, this next nigga I'm about to bring out.

This nigga hit is an OG. Yes, y'all don't see this nigga all on Wild and Out. Y'all don't see this nigga all on Coming View, last coming standing. Natsville, y'all start making some noise for the legend. Carlos Miller! Talks these bitches ain't running. Run shit with y'all now,

because the first, hate a step the first. Hate against. Talks. These bitches ain't running. Run. Shit with y'all now. Because the first hater step the first hater get tossed down. These bitches ain't running.

Run shit with y'all now. Cause the first one y'all step the first one on my toes out. Turn it off before somebody get the shit slapped out of them. That shit right there's a hard-ass song. If I ever got fired, I want that shit to come on. Just that one part. Ben, bing, who running? Run my shit.

What's up, Nashville? How y'all doing? I'm fucking with everybody in here. Hey? It's a good later. right there, she got that bun. That's some five pussy right there. Is it a sock in there

that she real? Ah. She was running late. She ain't had time to put the sock in. Oh, we're about to get ignorant in here tonight. These white people have no idea what they then booked. And the cool part is they don't even give a fuck.

They just sold out. Whatever you guys want to do. Pour your dicks out. We don't give a fuck. We haven't sold this much. since 98. Oh, what's up? Nashville. We're in this. Look at this shit.

We got the ball-ass, sit-escape. Y'all don't think, we set this bitch out for y'all. We got the dark-skinned buildings. The building's dark-skinned. You see that shit? Yeah, yeah. Hey, ma'am, on the front row. Titties out.

What's you doing? Hey, Titties. Y'all at the show, too. show too. How are you doing? Are you so stupid? I miss you too. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. Stop. Stop. You stupid. You, I'm... That's you, my nigga.

You stop playing. You used to eat on them tennies. Man, stand up so they can see how big you got. Bro, these niggas, he's so big he got his own tinnies. Ain't this crazy? Bro, big titties running in the family. The men and the women get tittas. What is y'all last name? My son got big titties. I got big tettis.

I knew. When I looked, when you said it, I looked. I said, oh, them awesome mama tettis. That's that how much you need titties. You know them old Sit your ass down somewhere Titties You know them

Titties them Give me that baby Titties You know them Titties That's the auntie Get naked in front of you Turn your head You turn all the way around

Her titty so long You still see it on this side You're the same the titty Out the peripheral Oh, shit. Any lesbians make it out tonight? Let me smell your fingers. Where you at?

Don't act like that. They'd be sneak dick in, too. They'd be sneaking and digging. I'm like, nah, we can fuck, I ain't gonna suck it, though. Uh-uh, sucks him dick. You sneak in, you might as well do everything. Don't giggle at me. I did this shit all last year.

I fucked the stud, I started a bitch again, she had a dress on. What is you doing? I don't know, just something about your dick. You don't brought a bitch back. Ready dick bringing them back. Hell no. How long you and your son been hanging up? Oh, for real.

Nick, get fucked up. Mama, you don't know no better, get tow up. Make everybody you some liquor. What? What, you drinkin? Oh, you ain't old enough to drink? Little young ass, dink. Fuck, every hill.

I'm just playing some nice ladies in here. Hey, Miss Lay, how you doing? Don't act like you gonna do something to me. I'm alright. Your detective ass, I'm not afraid of you, uh, Miss Sheriff, Deputy. Because you work at the jail, I'm okay. Calm, they got them attitude.

Let me see. People always come on stage, ask what a single ladies? What are the ladies that who got a nigga but you cheating on them? What, them to find bitches, everybody want them? She out here, in love, giving her numb about, just in case. Shout out to all the niggas trying to investigate if your girl cheating or not. Nigger give up, she is.

You'll never catch this bitch. Women get so tired of hiding, they cheat, and they just tell you, yes, I'm fucking them. What you mean, where am I? I'm somewhere sucking dick. Find me, bye. What? Because you didn't ruin my life.

I got kids and clothes at your house. What the fuck? Where are the children, ma'am? Brother, these women have so goddamn free. I don't know where they perfect the skills, bro. But fellas, just be careful out here. It's 2018. These women out here will suck your dick so good.

You won't even go home no more. You'll just be over her house running to CBS buying draws. I'm telling you. The head's so good, niggas just then gave up on their old life. Fuck that. I'm a new nigga. I don't want none of that shit.

I know the shit real. I'm telling you, my homeboy I'm in love with a bitch right now with five kids. None of them here's. None of them. And the fucked up part. He is a great stepdaddy.

I don't know what kind of pussy this bitch guy, but he'd be talking smart to the real daddy. Hey, don't be having my kids. up all motherfucking night, they got school. I'm like, this nigga, she doesn't suck this nigga dick into Karen. Ooh.

Oh, there's some even pussy. Let me stop. If you ever fuck with a woman who got that little mustache, but it ain't real little, don't fuck with her, bro. That is some of the best pussy in the world. Real niggas know how to spite good pussy. Don't have to get, bruh. If you ever meet a bitch and she got that little hair

on the big toe. Oh, my God. Brough, that's the type of pussy make you cuss at your mama at a family reunion. Bitch, don't talk to her like that. If you can't respect my house, don't fucking call here.

Every nigga ain't here. Women with that good pussy pee real loud. Tell the truth. I know you ever seen your girl get drunk and piss in the parking lot, move, gravel, everything out the goddamn way. Women can piss for 13 minutes. Uh-uh, don't leave yet.

I'm still peeing. Look at all the bad pussy women. He ain't funny. Fuck you, terrible-ass pussy. Hope your pussy close up like an earringhole. Fuck you, isn't it? Evil-ass. Boring-ass pussy.

Plus, boring ass. I knew you ever had that pussy regret? Like, you get it? Like, man, I did. this. And I gotta wear a condom. Fuck this. I'm through with this shit. How was the pussy? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. We was just practicing. I ain't felt nothing. Now my dick smell like a doctor shows insert. Because it's the rubber shit. Fuck y'all. The people who got jobs got the shit because they buy, fuck the unemployed.

implored, niggas, with no imagination. Fuck, yo. Shout out to all the white girls in here that a suck a black dude dick and tell him you just playing. I was just joking. It was a joke. I was drunk. We were at the show. It was a party. You better laugh, nigga. This shit could end my career.

How you doing, ma'am? You okay? How you doing? You all right? See, you're sitting there with your fistballed up since I made the lesbian jokes, you all right? You're mad. You're a little mad, a big man. Don't never answer the phone for a bitch name,

molest. Because she's laying in the bed eating bacon. What's your doing? You went to Ashwell. Why you ain't safe for about what a row down there? I don't get a fuck with no niggins. Fucking with a big girl, fuck that shit fun. They got them big ass, retarded head, titty ear well.

You ain't had to suck the big girl nip, you just suck the side. It's all titty, all that titty. He'd be on the side just sucking this part of this. Hey, you ever suck this back titty right here? You're a young nigga. He don't know about the back titty, bray.

Four more titties back there. You're a son, you know? Young nigger, fuck with them bad titties, bro. I promise you. That's what's going to separate you from that nigger right there, bro. It's niggas out here not sucking them back titties, bro. You was raised by your mama. She can't teach you everything.

And, bro, when you eat pussy, you're a young... When you eat pussy, cover your ass up. Don't be out here eating pussy with your ass in the aisle. That's weird, my nigger. Put a blanket around your ass piece. Yeah, lay down on the bed. Your stomach should be on the bed, bro.

You shouldn't have no space between you and the bed. Ladies, y'all check these niggins too. You catch a nigger eating pussy with his ass in a blackie. Hey, put your ass down. You a grown-ass man with your booty. And call it a booty, so he'll be embarrassed. Why, your booty in the ass, sir? Can you get your booty out there?

Booty just sound more insulting, don't it? Get your booty out the aisle, young man. Call them a young man. Young man, put your booty down. Now, a little air nigger in here where they eat, like, make sure my hand down. Bitch, stop playing, get the blanket. You heard what Carlos said.

You don't want nobody to walk in, you eat and put their ass naked in the aisle. Come on, brother. Too vulnerable. That shit get on social media is over. So, bro, stop looking around. You look like you're mad. Because, man, fuck that.

I put some ass in there. I'm a freak, dude. I'm a cute. Stop that shit. Tight shirt wearing a nigga. Lay on the bed like the rest of us. Oh, freak-ass. Don't trust niggas who wear shirts that you can't do nothing but throw away when you take off.

Fuck that. That nigga really ain't in shape. The shirt just tight. I'll be doing that shit, too. Nigger really diabetic. Fuck them. I don't like the old freak-a-n-knit. That lady, that's the type of nigga be trying to eat your booty hole

with your panties on. He'd be like, uh-uh, nigger, what is wrong with you? Is you a tourist? What's wrong with you? Fuck y'all, y'all. Y'all know Taurus freaky's hell, lick the bottom of your feet just to prove you there'll do it. I'm leaving.

I'm tired of this judging. Fuck y'all. Y'all act like we downtown somewhere, like the stage big. Fuck this. I'm telling jokes where I can. Nigger, I'm finding pockets. This nigga ain't. ain't laughed at nothing because the wing's good.

Eat that shit, homie. That nigga wing good, then the motherfucker ain't it. Wings so good. He didn't fell back in love with you. I saw you looking at it. I see why I'll keep fucking with you. Could you be on their different shit? I would have never thought to come forward with these lame and me.

I just want everybody here to know that you are all welcome to the 85 South Show. We don't give a fuck what color you are, who you have. with who you voted for. We're just glad you brought your ugly last in hell. And you just know that you might catch one too. Everybody is equal opportunity. If you handicapped or some shit, it don't matter. We might come through and pull your little.

We don't go for it. Just to let you know that we're going to treat everybody the same goddamn way. But we're going to have to stop that shit because we'd be good. You know, like, you'd be fucking with people. And some people don't know that you fucking will. They really think you fucking would. I know y'all saw about two weeks ago, me and Chico was on the episode of Little Women, Atlanta.

Brough. I don't know. I didn't know it was so many little women in America. Brough, my DM full of little messages. I'm the only nigga in my hood that can say, you know that's my little bitch. that shit, bro. These little bitch are freaky as hell, my neck.

You know how the average woman has seen you the news, she put the ass on the stink so you can see that ad looking fat. Bro, why this bitch standing up on the counter? You can see the two brushes and everything. Her feet in the goddamn picture. I'm like, bitch, you are three light bulbs tall. Bro, fuck that. That shit funny.

That white lady, whole face turned red. I'm keeping that. Fuck, y'all. Who brought this cool, lais white dude right here? You know him? Who is that? You were her? Bro, you've been sneaking and getting the black girl pussy out of him.

Jump down and beat your ass. Oh, sneaking steal the pussy. Shut up. I slapped the blasts off you. What's you doing giving Connor that pussy? You quit fucking with him. One of them schools getting shot out. She left, bro!

Keisha, I just want to talk! If you're not gonna fucking talk to me, at least get me back my MacBook Pro! Fuck y'all, I'm my favorite comedian, yeah. Bro, look at her. She hood as fuck. You know that this is a Harry Potter-ass white boy. Like, this thing can believe in magic and shit. Saw the Rubik's Q.

One of the weirdest white boy. She come home, this nigga dressed like Robin Hood. My lady. You think I can partaking some of that vagina's noise. She still gets her, I guess, or whatever. I play with your look, whatever you want to do. Go on pull your dick out, beep-de-bop-de-boop-boop. I'm about to leave.

I've been up here too goddamn, you know what? I'm not. I'm just going to tell them niggins to come out here. Hey! Chico and DZ. Come on, bro. These guys are ready to live. Bro, you shouldn't have never brought me in this bitch.

Should have never brought me in this bitch. They shouldn't have never let me in this shit. Never let you witness it. You should have never brought me in this shit. Never bought you in this day. They should have never let me in this sheet. Now, hold on, wait a minute, you looking pretty. You brought your son in here, but you didn't cover up your tities.

They pretty and they like skin. You want a little brother again, hey, I might get your mama pregnant. Wait a minute. She says she on birth control, so I can't leave my dick up in it. Diggum in it, no. Dick up in it, dig up in it. She's going to light some instant stuff before she let you hit it, yeah. Uh-huh, and you know, I'm coming through what's up.

She gonna be like Lose hit it. Hold my leg on me like, that's what's up. And you know I gained her. I'mma heat the pussy while she's wearing her waist trainer. Oh. With the waist trainer, what? What was wrong, DZ? That's her son?

Yeah. That's her son. She had him when she was in high school because she was wilding out and being a whole food. I thought that I was at college. No. Why? Because the titty's big.

Hold up pause. I told you. I thought that was a girl. No, that's a dude. No, that's a dude. That nigga said, oh, no, bro, don't do that. No, he checked the hell out. No, nigga, I got tithes, but don't get it fucked up, bro.

I got a dick, too, bro. I got a whole dick, my nigga. I got tits, too. I thought that was a coochin. He'd be hollering that bitch, like, no, fuck them titties. I got my own tities. Yeah, exactly. My bad.

I thought that was sisters. No, he just a nigger with his own tities. He just a nigger with his own tities. God damn. He just a nigger with his own tits. So what? He's just a nigger with his own tip. What size they eat?

They buy some motherfucking double Bs. Double Ds. I think he might be pushing triple Cs. Triple Cs. In two years, he'll probably wear a D. Yeah. Then his mama gonna be like, you just like me. We're just fucking with you,

your tithers ain't no bigger than the rest of the out of shape bad, nigga, bro. Exactly. You got average titty. You got average titty. You got average tis for a niggas. Niggas. I ain't, I ain't. when they're forming.

Nigger'd be like, I'm good, my shit still can jump by it. Crazy part about it. It was the nigger that looked dead at that the nigga, like, damn, show the thick of hell. Now, the little stud bitch been checking on the whole time. Hey, who that little dake bitch over there?

I wonder what kind of strap that nigga got on. I wonder what kind of strapped. They walking with it? They walked that shit. They walked that shit. The studs wear the strap all day. Just in case. Yeah, so they can have a dick print.

Y'all they know this shit. Look, she's laughing like, this nigga know everything, bro. This nigga must have got a hold to the Dyke Bible. How'd he know? The Dyke Bible. Y'all be walking around with the deeks?

She said, I ain't wanted to know. She was like, I keep my dick in the fridge. She just like the dress lager, boy. She'd be... Yeah, she'd like the fuck when the sun go down. She'll be Brian Dick in the daytime by now. She said, I soaked my dick and she's rubbing alcohol, make sure it's sterile.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, every time I use it, I don't put it in a bowl of rubbing alcohol, make sure it get all the germs off it and all that. You clean them over like an earring? Yeah, the earring back. Yeah, I cleaned it like an earring back. Let that bit float. Yeah, just let it float around in the alcohol like jewelry cleaner.

You know what I mean? Let me get all that impurities off of that. You open the dishwasher, it's dildoes in there, motherfucker. They just stand up. Why is there a dick on my cup? On the spoon. Hey, these women are taking that shit to another level. They even got the, they got the dildos out now with the foreskin on them.

For real? Yeah, when you get through using them, you just close it up like a bag. This thing said they got the push-pop dildos. They chained. They chained for y'all. That's fucked up. No, they started selling artificial pussy this week. Oh, not artificial.

Not artificial pussy. They start selling artificial women this week. I'm scared of that. I'm scared of that dog shit. Y'all better enjoy this shit. These streets about to be emptied in the motherfucker, boy. Nick, what you're about to do? Shit, go to the crib.

I've been letting the pussy charge up overnight. Hell yeah. Hell yeah, boy. Come to work smelling like plastic. What's that scent? Oh, that's my new bitch right there. Yeah. Niggas gonna take that shit to another level.

You know they're gonna do it. Man, I don't figure out how to make beats on this bitch. That's a sign of right. You know, you fucking something that can't fuck back. No, you can sample through the clitoris. Watch this. Shk-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch. I'm straight on that doll shit.

No, I can't do that. I need some shit to talk. It got to breathe. I rather just, I can't be spending real money on a fake bitch. I'd rather just spend real money on a fake bitch. With some fake ass and fake titty, but at least the bitch can say something. I'm just saying. I'll jack out before I spend my money on goddamn that love.

Big-ass, big titty ass, fine ass. man-ass dog. People sleep on the, duh, duh, duh. That dog is kind of fine on a low. You're like, damn. It's the way they had an angle, bro. They had an angle just like an Instagram model. I was like, damn, who is? She knew on the scene. Oh, that bitch, plastic. I don't know follow that bitch. Hey, real niggish shit. I can't. I came by one. I smoked too much who eat. I better forgot this bitch at the house.

Like, niggas a bitch on the couch. I don't know who this whole is. That's what I'm saying. What do you do with it? I just woke up. I don't know who let her. That bitch won't blink a name. My girl on her way over here. What do you do with it? Do you store it in the closet and scare the shit out yourself? That's how your girl gonna figure out you got one.

You got the shit here somewhere there, never find it. You got that bitch upstairs in the attic. She's gonna start finding all that weird. They got damn weed. What bitch you had over here? This ain't my color. You're like, baby, I can explain it. No, see, that what you're fucking.

It's my robot bitch. Then you can't find us. you can't find us. You're not saying like you're lying about the shit. You don't say shit. Just let her keep finding out. I'm like, shit.

I think that what it is. Lays, you're going to know when you may have been fucking that robot bitch too, because you're going to come home. Who making toast in here? Somebody got a toast on? Is an iron plugged up or something? I smell something.

Burning. Something is burning. Yeah. Mm-mm. Uh-uh. In due time, the motherfuck gonna talk. And that's what I'm gonna go ahead and be front line.

Let me get two of them bad boy. Get the black one, the Asian one. Let me get that guy too. Yeah, little eyes, look eyes, I don't want the big eyes, I want to look eye, look eye, look. You stupid, bro. Stupid. You stupid.

Ladies, ladies, would y'all be mad if you caught your man with a dog or a life-size dog? I'm talking about, yes. You know why happy man? Deep in it, like, because they don't want to see a, nigga happy that's what it is it ain't that you bought the dog it's just that you having fun and you and this plastic bitch been in this room all goddamn day yep

the bitch don't talk back smell like rubber gloves in this motherfucker I can't stand you niggin not trying to cheat he gonna when I got him a plastic girl he still can't have one that's crazy because the plastic big look better than the real bitch bro you so fucking hateful It's the truth. Not for long. Don't you come up in there with no plastic woman

that look better than your real woman. She's going to damage that bitch so quick. I'm fend to fry some chicken. Put her in the kitchen. Yeah, I'm going to melt this bitch in your face. Bring no plastic beautiful hoe at my house. Watch out. Watch out.

Stop playing. I'm feeling. Curling eye in this bitch knows right now. That's how bad it is on the streets, though. They are scrambling to find a pussy alternative. But what if it's just a dog, though? It ain't, it don't do nothing else. It's just the dog.

They ain't even got that fault with the coocha. They were like, shit, these niggins are buying the fuck out the dog. That's why you need to do something with the coach. You got to wait two years, the prototype coocher out right now. Okay. That's the test of the cooge. That's the one that's going to malfunction. So what if the shit go, like the batteries go low as you fucking, do the cooja get tight?

I didn't even know the bitch. You're like, yo! I didn't even know the shit had batteries. Oh, this bitch won't eat. This bitch won't eat. Oh, look. You know how that nigga gets scared? Oh, she keep falling back down, D.C.

You're going to have to call her like pit bulls stuck together. You're going to have to call a nigga over there to help you get her off you. Hey, bro. You're on the phone. Hey, Carlo, Carlos. Carlos. Hey, Chico, come to a record. Callos.

Don't look, don't look, bro. But Richard and her boot in hit that flip that switch and start this bitch over button. Hey, D.C. No, watch my nuts. Brow my nuts, bro. Watch my nuts. Watch my nuts. Look, I'm like, hey, come in here, bro.

Just come in here. Look, look, grab it, grab it. One, two, three. Come on, bro, you gotta be gentle, bro. God damn. Go. Ah, ah, ah, ah. Yeah, you didn't broke the arm off the bitch,

nigga, I don't... We gotta call now. Yeah, so you gotta go to the hospital. Nick gonna be on the back of the Amberland with a doll's stuff to it, dick. Hope you don't live in no apartment complex. All your neighbors are you, your neighbor. Don't live in no project.

For real, Nana with the gold team, look, at that nasty motherfucker. He could have came over here for all that, all that damn plastic. What now there? Let me see you. Oh, she in the back right there. Oh, she's in the back.

That dog gonna get stuck. Oh, shit. Yeah, crazy. Wow. Fellas, don't, stop rolling your eyes and shit. Who? What wrong with her? This is hypothetical.

I know. But at the same time, do you think it's okay for y'all to have deal-dows? Like, if you think your man have a right to come in and say, bitch, what you got this fake dick in her? She's like, well, she got a deal-dough in her side that cigarette pocket.

She said, in my purse, babe. You don't know who that is, man. She was in a Saturday love video, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, love. When I think about you, feelings can't explain. Yeah, she looked like sister, sister, mama. She do like a little freaky. I, too, two, I, b, b.

And everybody's favorite, well, ah, to do. You go watch all the 80s, all the videos from the 80s, she was in it. You'd be like, oh, I saw her as Annie's. I saw you and him walking in the rain. That's her, she was, shit, that nigga was chasing, you're just a squirrel trying to get a nut. She was like, yeah, I got paid pretty good for that video. That was my third gig right there. Been in the game for a while.

Hell no. hilarious. Hey man, this is a wild-ass show. I can't believe you found the grandma in here with the gold teeth. Oh, the grandma, man, listen, Nana got them gold teeth. She said, man, I'm going to take a bite out of crime on that, motherfucker. Which one? Which one got gold, too? I don't know where she was. She in the back somewhere.

I see it when I was standing up. She ain't going to say nothing else now. I like a cougar with one permanent, too. I'd like a cougar, too. She'd be talking to you like a grandson. Now you eat all them green beans. I'm going to give you some of this. Now, you got to eat, you got to, you eat most of them vegetables. I'm going to suck on that dick for you now.

You got to eat all your food like a big boy so you can be big and strong for me now. You got to take care of now. She said you got to eat all of us. You got to eat all your beans so you can get big and strong for me now. She got to run an errands around the house. Carlo, look down there, bring my cigarettes up here for you come up here. Yeah, the Virginia Slims. I left them down there by my, my carbure.

You know your bitch, oh, when she eats snacks, don't know about. to eat. Bring me them red tomatoes and some salt and pepper up here. No, they be old. Bring me two of them red tomatoes up here. Don't even slice them. Just bring it up here. I'm going to eat it like an apple. Yeah, just bring that salt and pepper with that red, I want them red tomatoes on that window seal up there from top of that sink. Bring me two of them red tomatoes. And that Epson sauce. That's how you know she old. You're like, where's this bitch growing tomatoes in the middle of the winter?

Bitch got to have Epsom salt. Come on. Epsom salt. Got to have Epsom salt. You ain't never fuck with no lady this old. D.C., young man, bring me that witch hazel. Yeah, I got me a bump on the back of my neck. I went to the barbershop.

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And when we're not being magnificent people that we are, we're probably wearing shoes. Uh-huh. Guess what we get them from? Global Soul, man. Global Soul's got all the shoes, man. They're twins. They got the same size dick. No, man.

Cut. What? Oh. It's fucking weird, man. It's true, they're twins, it's a fact It's genetics. It's genetics, bro. Oh, I thought they wanted to be in this. Well, whatever.

If you guys were wondering or whatever, you could... Nobody was wondering. Nobody was wondering. Nobody was wondering. Hey, what's up? This is your man, Carlos Miller. Hey, I'm Andrew Shultz. How you doing?

I'm on the 85 South show sometimes. I'm on a brilliant idiotous podcast. All the time? Yeah, all the time. I'm on my shit sometimes. But look, when I'm not on the podcast, guess what I'm doing? Oh, I don't know, man. Probably wearing shoes.

And I get them from, you know what I get them from? Where you get them from? 1998. Oh, from the past? Yeah. Oh, man. But guess who gets them for me? Who gets them?

My homies at Global Soul. Oh, those two guys? Those two guys, bro. There's twins? Yeah. Yeah, the twins. I know that because that's where I get my sneakers from too. I get them from the twins, man.

There's two guys that are twins. That's it. That's all. That's all. Hey, man. They're twins. You know what I mean? They're brothers.

Two brothers. Put the website up. They look alike. All I'm all the same is, they look exactly like because they're identical twins. I didn't ask if they're both of you, that's racist if you're right and you assume black people look the same. And I would not do it at all, but Carl's just like they look exactly

and they're identical. And they got the same side. Hey, man, get the fucking asshole. You know that Kuzza can do that. You're stupid, man. You didn't say she went like this. Hey now, where you'd like hey. Hey, young man. You know that Kudja can get like that. Hey, that is scared me by.

I go down legs of pussy, she'd say, hey, I'm leaving. I'm like, see, y'all ain't. Be ready to fuck with the point. She got James Brown ghost in her stomach, nigga. I'm out of here. I love E.O. Cooja. When you fuck with an old lady, they don't just have regular orgasm. When you're fucking with them and they like the shit,

they make something be wrong with them. And they tell you, uh-uh, the ooh don't lick right there. You made my fistball up. Oh, shit. Oh, Lord. Uh-uh, that fist won't even open up. What you do? Oh, Lord.

I didn't hate it. Oh, Lord! Oh, Lord, I had all righters in that hand before you put that dick in me, son. What did she say, Lord? Lord. She'd do all types of favor. You know my son worked down there at the footlocking them.

Jordan's come out tomorrow, right? You ain't even got to get no ticket. Just go on down there. I got your name on the list already. See, my lady older than yours, she got them at the top of the closet. Look at the top of them closet. Try that on.

I got it. You like it, not put it back up there. I bitch y'all ain't never mess with an old lady who got the stern wheel lock on her car still. The club. The club. Yeah, where we go. See, grr.

Oh, that bitch. We is going to get caught. You need to take that shit off just through. The club? That bitch fucking around and lost the key. We all stuck. Go out there put that club on my steering wheel. I don't trust these niggers around him.

You don't even know she owed to you and invited to the club. She's show up with three different leopard prints on. My God damn, and the kitten hills. You just fucking. The kitten hills. She looked like one of the Murray Jane girls in that motherfucker. He's like, I didn't fuck around the guy with one of Rick James old bitches. This is crazy.

She in the club ordering old drinks. Yes, fix me a sasporella. What the fuck is a sasperilla? What is a satsporella? Some ginger ale. That's the cowboy's drink. Fix me a jack and coke straight up and down. Mix it up.

What the fuck? Straight up and down. Look all the young bitches at the time. Yeah, yeah. They want some hair. Look at the white dude. He just walked down to the kitchen. I'm going to walk out here and see if anybody has some blow.

Somebody's got to have some blow out there. This is the side of Nashville. The whole Nashville's in here tonight. The streets are in here. I think I saw my boy John John out there. Yeah, he's just going to fucking blow. Look, the white girl came out blow. Anybody say blow?

Where's the fucking blow? Who has blow? Blow. Somebody has it in here for Tennequia. I just want a fucking ounce. I don't even want a whole one. Every group of white friends got that one white girl.

That's the drug expert. Don't fucking do this. This is fucking trash blow. If you want to do some real blow, I'll fucking call my guy Pablo. He'll bring us some shit that'll have you tripping balls. That's a level of fucked up

only white people can get to. Like, we stop that. Niggin' unful. White people get right there and go right to trip and I'm tripping balls dear. I'm tripping balls. I ain't getting that hot.

That's right. They got drugs. You don't know nothing about. Like what? They got some shit called Adderall. We know about that. We know about that Adderall. Nick, I just found out about this.

You just found out, me. I did too. Shit, I've been out here dancing for no reason. That's what it make you do, bro. That's exactly what you be doing. You up at 5 in the morning getting ready for a dance battle by your goddamn self. God damn self.

I'm in the drive-through. Let me get a 10 p. neck. Honey months or something. Drag your head. One more time. 100 months or something. I'm telling you, boy, that Adderon will have you solving

fractions in your house by yourself. That shit would make you stay up to 10 o'clock in the morning. You remember every minute of it. That shit strong right there, nigga. That Adirond ain't no play, man. That's new cocaine, man. I had to stop.

I almost called a point. police on the nigga who sold it to him. I was like, hey, I'm about to call the police on that way. You got me. They got to get this shit off the street. Oh, the street. Hey, how are you going down the police, DC? I said, nigger, I'm on.

9-1. Hello? These niggas ain't on the phone. Nine one. What? That nigga, DC, down like a rotary phone. It ain't 9-1. Well, I was so geeked up.

Well, I was so scared. That's... Digger, for real, man. Then when your jaw's gonna lock up. I need y'all come down here. Yeah, yeah. I need y'all come on down. Sir, what is wrong with you?

I don't know what this thing is no with me, man. Hey, boy, that shit's something serious. Nick, I took some... It's a real drug in these streets. I took some ecstasy for the first time, Nick, on Thanksgiving. That shit is all this cracked up to be. That was my first time. That shit make you do everything it say you make you do.

I ain't never been that horny in my life, nigga. I almost fuck Siri. I was like, shit. This is the only thing. bitch, answer the phone. Somebody got to get this dick tonight. You keep on answer me, bitch. I'm gonna stick my dick right in this charger hole.

It's going down. Ooh, I'm trying to fuck something. Look out of old people talking about. Who did he? You been not. You know, Siri? Hey, my nigga, don't ever do no access. You're going to suck the shit out of your tities.

My nigga, I'm like, oh. Mm. Mm. Mama, mama, we got some oil cream in there. But what is you doing in that damn room? What is it doing in that damn root? That's how you suck the titty when you're off to ecstasy and the Adirond in the same time, shit.

Oh shit. This is our anti-drugnant part of it. Kid, do not do drugs. Don't do them. You end up like us, man. We ain't that too bad, but still. Unless you like dancing, pop a minute a pill that you walk.

Damn show gonna be dancing. Man, there's some shit going on in the world, y'all, man. Like what? A lot of shit. First of all, the fucking shut down. Shout out to everybody who worked for the government. Who got to go to work anyway. But you're going to go, but you ain't going to really work, work like that.

It's a shutdown. These niggins got no job. They still got to go. Yeah. In the parking lot. Like if you work at the postbones, you gotta go. Like shit, you got the TED match? Ain't no going in.

Ain't no going in. That's why you can sell, crack, cocaine all you want. Ain't no shut down. Sell crack cocaine all you want. I ain't no shut down on there. You the boss. I couldn't do it. I know, right?

I couldn't. I tried. That shit ain't going to do this. I couldn't, because crack hair is too clever. They too smart. They tricked me out of all my door. No, listen, this one I'm gonna do. This is what I'm gonna do, man.

Look, fuck it, listen to me. Oh, okay. This is what I'm gonna do, man. Look, that goes to the money right there. That's $9. Okay, look, that's it, that's it. At least you got some money. No, no, look, look, look, wait, I ain't been,

I ain't been. Alright, hold on, wait. That goes to $9.00 right there, huh? I got the iPhone. I don't know the code in this lock, but if somebody called, you could just talk to them, I got some screwdrivers. Give me something.

It hurt. You don't need crack. Hey, Jesus. Nashville. Y'all got the crackheads that come in the barbershop selling goods. My nigga, I know y'all. You ain't never rode around Nashville.

Them niggas be black. They pull up on your car. You get some gas. Them niggas jump out like a pit crew. I got them tired. I got them tired. Let me get them tired. Watch that car.

Nick, you don't have no bucket. Nothing. I have a crackhead. I had a crackhead. I had a crackhead to tell me. he was gonna go get the other crackheads for him. I'm like, you're a crackhead so you know. So he was like, look, I got a proposal for you.

Ain't nobody behind me. You get me the dope. I bring you the money back. I'm like, shit, that sounded like a plan. You know those niggas shit. Here you go. You fell for that? Yeah, I ain't seen that niggas.

Come on. Yeah, you ain't gonna never see it. You ain't gonna never see it. Well, that nigga had ain't it crack rock. Boy, you should have seen him. He was like, come on, give him to him, give him. And if he ever do see you again, the story he's going to have for you, you're going to be so great.

You're going to feel so bad. Oh, boy. Crackhead, they ain't going to remember you. They're going to remember that. Hold on. Every nigger who ever grew around some crackheads, no. If any period of time go by and you don't see him, the next time you see him, he's going to hit you with this right here.

You know them young boy jumped on me down now. Yeah, man. You know, I'm out everybody in neighborhood. Know me, I don't bother nobody. I've been out here 13 years, man. about them young boy did me bad down now, man. Look at this, Chris. Look at this, look at it.

Broke my real. Broke a rip. Come on, man. Come on, man. Yeah, they all jumped on me. All six up, they jumped on me, man. Hey, the crack-haired argument be the funny shit, though, my nigg. When them niggas get to go back and forth over some dumb shit, my dick outside the store,

hey, hey, hey, hey, give you motherfucking hands out your pockets around me, man. You got something. No, you're gonna need my motherfucking pocket, man. You ain't better tell me with my motherfucking hand, man. I'm a girl, I'm a father-ish-year-old, man. You ain't a bad. I tell you what, motherfucker, man. You can raise your motherfucking boys around me.

I'm going to smack shit out you after this, fucking. Well, fuck you. Well, fuck you did. Well, fuck you. No, no, no, no. Hold on. You don't get a shooter. No.

No. Give me a shooter. It's my dope. It's my dope. But you got my shirt. But it's my dope. Oh, shit, J.B. You're going to get too ass with it.

You're going to get too ass. Who walked down the street to get the door then? Don't stand up over me. I stand up over me. Don't you stand under me, then. I stand beside you. Roy, I stand back to you.

Let me tell you about this. Don't put your motherfucking back on me. That's my back. Let me tell you about this nigga. He gets some new goddamn pants. Think he better than every goddamn. And so what? And so what?

I don't give a good goddamn. I gave him to him. I don't give a good goddamn. I gave him to him. The door was in my pocket. It was my dope. It was my pants. I walked down the street.

I seen John John. I said, hey, you got something on you? He had something on it. No, there were my pants, that dope was in my pants. Well, I tell you what, well, fuck it then. No, don't walk away. Don't walk away. No, you're trying to be slick.

Bring your own to do. No, fuck it. Y'all niggas want to team up on me? That don't do what they do. Bring it back. Fuck the goddamn shit. Now, y'all motherfuckers want to team up on me. Fuck the goddamn shit.

You know what? Come up on the hill, I'm going to put something on your ass. Get what? Come up the hill, I'm going to put something on your. Y'all better get this nigga before I kill it. You ain't going to do a monkey. Somebody better get this nigga. You ain't gonna do a mother.

That's why you walking your ass back there because you know you ain't gonna do nothing. Damn thing on big dog. Big dog. You got your gun on you, big dog. Don't worry about it. You got your motherfucker pistol on you, big dog. Don't worry about it.

Let me hold. Let me see that. Motherfucker right quick, bitch. Don't you. Hey, fuck you ain't that nigga back here. Your auntie keep a door unlocked. I got something for that shit. I tell you what, nigga.

They couldn't melt you down and pull you on me, motherfucker. Hey, hey, hey. I ain't got no nurse. I jumped down that nigga and come out his ass like poison, nigger. I ain't got no nursing run. Yeah, I don't need nothing.

Big homie, you got your blade on you, homie. Back up all that, man. These motherfuckers thing is a game. Don't worry about it. Auntie Padoing. I don't give a fuck. I'm standing back here with the girl who took the toothbrush

and laid the baby hair down. Turn around and stunt on them, baby. Let them see your edges, baby. I don't give a good goddamn. Hey, bring your ass back up here, you, I can't see you. Don't worry about it. Bring your ass back up.

Look, homie, you got your motherfucking piss on you, man. Stop my ass. The people for shit, motherfucker. Right girl, you got your daddy. You ain't gonna do that. He ain't gonna do that. Let me hold some. White man, let me hold something.

I know you're doing good. You white. Let me on. Hey, man. Bring your ass back up here. Come on your ass back up here. Like I said, you're going to. What's up, man?

You're on the club? You're the club on a? I'll jump off your motherfuck, that niggum. I'm there trying to steal. When the crackhead get real, man, he just say some bull. Nah, nip, nigga. I'm shit.

Yeah. Shit. Me? Hell. Shit. You've been out here on these streets doing that bullshit. And so they come back up here,

you smacks, take the dope back. You know how much smack the shit out of this here. Yeah, you're a motherfucker. Y'all motherfuckers up there, arg and ain't even noticed. We got titty. Yeah, he's in the building. No, fuck them titties.

I got something for you when you're coming up here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, trying to change the subject. Sit your black hands down. Now you know a nigga's scared of you. You know what you're scared of you. I ain't scared of a motherfucking thing. Yeah, you're gonna be scared.

Everything. I'm scared of dead, nigga. Now you sound like a digger from the cell. Hey, you sound like a nigga from the 70. That's how them niggins used to talk to each other at the 70. I don't give a fuck, Jack. You ain't going to do a goddamn thing, Rhinis Podge, Jack. Ain't no damn park.

Hey, I don't fuck with y'all no more, bro. We were taught. We should not be having this much fun. I'm just saying, I don't got to fight with a crackhead before. Did you win? You know what it was hard? Even if you win, you lose. If that nigger get direct contact on your body.

It wasn't even that, because you got to think about crack hands are known to God damn get swung on. Yeah. It was just hard. How you hit it? It was hard to hit that nigga, boy. And they were just like, yeah. That was swift with it. You know why you couldn't hit him, D.C.?

Because he took an Adderon right before he took the rock. That he was like, I hit on his ass. I swung on there, I popped a note. I played it off. I was like, hey, come in right quick. He was like, look. Because I was looking for him for three days because he stole my grandma humpcaps off a car.

Oh, shit. So I was waiting on, he got locked up. He was in the back in the police car. So when I ran up on the police car, I said, when they free your ass, I'ma kick yo ass. So they freed his ass. But he was hiding for three days.

Then I'm coming down to here. I see that thing on the put, like, I told my partner, I said, why this shit? I go down to the driveway. I was like, hey, Joe, you come in my high legs. He's like, hey, I'm trying with the high legs. Man, I ain't tripping on that shit. Them hoodcaps, bro.

How are you? How are you? Yeah, I'm like, man, them hoodcaps. I ain't tripping. And he came up. I put my arm around. I ain't even say shit. I was just like.

I know that nigger was like, God damn, John, da, fuck you with me like that bull, man. And then that nigga walked up the street and when it told, you know that young niggins, don't jump on me out there. Talking about I took some hug, cap. No, that damn, John, John, John, don't be out here fighting crack heads.

I don't get a fuck. Fighting the crack heads, some shit to be wrong with you. Some shit to fuck around and be wrong with you. Anybody steal my grandma hook cap? It's an hour weapon coming out of that. They all get a fuck. But you fuck around and fight a crackhead and end up with the flu somehow.

He was like, oh. I've been coughing there since I punched this, losing weight, my neck getting thin. Look at her face. She's looking like, I didn't pick tickets to the wrong show. I thought these niggins was going to be old-school rapids. Wait a minute. You all got, like a two-way twister.

I do my own-staff and my own-tie. I used to hate that part. I do my own-staff and my own-tie. B.C. Dda-da-da-d-da-da-da-da-ta-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d. Bro, y'all, y'all-waw-d-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-old. You got her fucked-up. You just noticed when she leaned back, she got a whole tattoo on her titty. She's been out of her. I told you. She was in the Chile-E video. I'm telling you, she used to be

She got a tattoo on her titty Say, come get song Point in a crazy direction She got a tattoo on her titty too That one said vitamin C, that one said vitamin D Whole milk 2% You put them together

Vitamin D C? You put them together That's almond milk Almond milk Vanilla I do my own style All right What's your name

Middalen Is what? Christine? How you doing? Christine? What you do? Christine? She looked like, she getting interrogated.

Uh, she looked like an ex-wife, like her husband was in the NFL. No, she looked like a widow. Oh, shit. You don't look like a widow at all. This nigger retarded. You know how you, you know how you want to go somewhere and then you'd be almost out the door. Then your mom be like, take your love brother with you. Take John John Wichin.

You know he's gonna say the wrong shit. You're my own style. I'm my own time. I'm in the bad like this. Got to take her. Hey, this niggas so rich. When we take him out, we'll be telling people, Loki, hey, he's special needs, don't know.

Yeah, don't want to go. Nah, real talk. They do that for real. Yeah. I don't be getting no fuck, especially when I get playful. Oh, it's on, I'd be like, boy, y'all don't even know what I just thought. Oh, this nigga destructive as fuck. This nigga.

I got ADD, I can't wait to fuck some shit up. That nigga destructive, man. That nigga DC, you'll be chilling. Everybody be quiet. This nigga D. This nigga pick this shit up. Ah, ugh. You be like, what the fuck wrong with you?

Don't you? Nothing. Like, oh, this thing is crazy. I do have a problem, too. I love this shit. I love Nashville, man. Daddy. Who likes seeing shit break?

Oh, it's just me? See? Alright, bro, I'm 25, but sometimes my little kid come out. It's all good, money. You got impulse control issues. It's all good. I do a lot of responsibility, you know what I'm saying? Responsible shit, so I feel like...

Every night, yeah, you can jump out there. Might as well. Everybody crazy and ain't on a little world. and ain't on the world. Come on, bro. Real talk. Speak on it. I knew this one girl who hated arguing, but when she'd get home, she screamed.

She'd get home and be like, motherfucker, sit down. I wanted to tell her that so bad. Like, bitch, did you wait to do that to come home? That shit was sexy. D.C. get the door and shit. You got to, hey, bruh. Hey, come over here. Let me talk to you for a second, man.

Yeah, that's my cousin right there, man. He just, you know, we bring him out from time and time. Don't worry about none of that shit. We'll pay for whatever he fixed. Don't worry about. You think that's crazy? I got a home boy. He takes about 10 pills a day. This nigga fucking insane. What happened, bro?

He'd eat McDonald's cheeseburgers. All he eat. Period. But listen, that's all the nigga eat is McDonald's cheeseburg. But the nigga order the cheeseburger and take the cheese off. And I'd be like, dog, just get a hamburger. This nigga said, hamburger nasty and fuck. That nigga wants some cheese flavor on his burger.

That's all the world. He want the aftertaste. He wants the after cheese taste taste. This ain't no shit that I'm making up like this kind of like second cousin type. This nigga like McDonald's cheeseburger so much. He started working at McDonald's. He didn't give a fuck what they were paying him. He just liked to leave with a bag of cheeseburger.

So you know, his first day, you know how your mom would be like, hey, go up then. see about your cousin, you know, just let him know. Because, you know, he kind of, for real, like, he's off a little bit, just a little bit off. That's a lot. I said, I said, cause, I see you back there running that grill. Boy, they, you running that shit. This is your man, no, I'm hyping them up because that's what I do.

I said, cause, do me a favor. Drop me a filet of fish sandwich and put me an extra piece of cheese on that bitch, but put the cheese on the top. This nigga that ain't fried the shit, made a beautiful-ass sandwich, pretty than the motherfucker. Set the goddamn cheese. on top of the bun. You didn't give them the right direction.

That was on you. I definitely would have put the cheese on top of the bun. You said put it on top. You didn't tell them. Everybody in here won't thought you meant put the cheese on top. What the fuck it was going on top of, Carlo? You was the one had the problem in that situation.

In all the history of McDonald's, the top mean the top of where the meat go. You ain't never put a top of cheese on nothing. But you know it protocol. Linn. You think here's a chef. I did that. Look at that shit. Meldon. In protocol, you got lettuce, tomato.

You ain't tell them the niggins. Don't worry about it. I wouldn't have you fixing me shit to eat in. I definitely would have put the cheese on top. Everybody in here would have to put cheese on top. That the fuck you would have. You would put cheese bread, lettuce tomato. Oh, look at her, see, when I heard her voice, that shit triggered me because she sounds just like the lady at

Popeyes who'd be like, it's going to be 15 men and it's all spicy. I know that bitch right there. I haven't heard that once before. I want to jump off the table on that whole. Be proud to tell you it's an extra 25 cent for another sauce. I can't... That ain't never ready. Nope. I don't believe that because they don't never tell you

how much it is with tax, bitch. You can't just... Don't round my sauce up. If 25 is supposed to be 27 or 29, depending on where you are, it's going to be 29. Why are you going to stand you with the sauce? We got 20 nuggets. You're like me one sauce. Bitch, I like the double dip.

You what? I just worked there. My man, you're making me look for 35, bro. You're working McDonald? This bitch. I was about to say. I was going to get five. I was about to say, yeah.

Ain't no way I'm about to let you keep working at McDonald's. I'm about to give you $226 tonight and you my woman. I can afford your ass. You've been looking forward to that $226 every two weeks. She got to go back to work, bro. No, the fuck she don't. She got to get them $2.20. I'm about to give her $500 and let her go up there and cuss the whole first week.

cussed the whole first shit. First of all, fuck this raggedy roching fest today. Bitch, you ball-headed it. Boy, down to eat forward with you like that. Oh, since then, man, I just called you open this store. I'd have to mollywap your ass. Kept put me on the schedule with my baby got sick.

Bitch, when I turned to call in, you said, no, bitch. Why your attitude? Stop fucked out today. Because I'm fucking with a real nigga who just gave me six on them. Oh, real. Fuck you talking about broke, bitch. Got more money to you. Fuck this, y'all.

Get my chick and some nuggets, bitch. Some fresh ones for I drag your asshole. Y'all ain't never seen the hood bitch quit a job. Nigger, that's the best shit ever. They talk about everything. And don't give me none of that flat, nasty old ad tea either, bitch. Pour that motherfucking old-ed ponytail off your head. Oh, my God.

Then two ain't later, the bitch ain't got no job. And she's crying. Much love to all the hood chicks who don't need the job because your boyfriend, the real dog. boy, you just need it. Bitch, you better go work. Don't get a fuck. How my money don't get paid?

Bitch, work. Bitch, work. Flip them burgers, bitch. Hell no. There you're talking about, ain't no free ride over here. Bitch, I need gas money. That's a little 226

is coming in to hit me. That 226, like the niggins say, that 226 is already spunt, my nigga. I don't give a fuck. Ain't no bitch got no free ride over here. I don't give a fuck. I work for mine. You work for your.

Yours. Yours, bitch. You working for that spot in the bed. Work. Work. This is the most heartless nigga. Because if you don't work, you really like my sex lace. Damn.

We about to get sued. No, we're not. I just go ahead anytime I won't. We got to get a lawyer. I'm like, baby, can I get some head? Uh-uh, not right now. Bitch, you're living free. Look how she's looking.

She's looking at you like she's a lawyer. Like, keep talking, nigga. I'm just saying, bitch, living free. I got attitude, bitch. When I asked for some head, my jaw's hurt, bitch. They're gonna continue to hurt. Let's go. I need to think, I need to bust a nut, let's go.

I need to think. That's great. You gonna be paying rent, bitch. Which one do you wanna do? Wouldn't that be crazy? You wanna live the hard life on the easy? Wouldn't that be crazy if your girl made you give her a reason every time you want to bust a nut?

So why you gotta bust this one? Well, shit. Because I gotta go do laundry, and I don't know what I want to do it, so let's go. Buster nut, 2 o'clock is fine with me. She's going to make you check the pussy out like the public library. The pussy do back on the 16th.

I'll bring it back on the 15th. They should have never let us in this old-a-dly-dweb. I was just playing, y'all. We're the first niggins to perform here since 98. Yep. 90-7? Like these old-ass pitchers in here. I know.

That last niggas they had in here was 8-ball. MJG when the goddamn suave compilation came out. I'm telling it there was a Chuck E. Cheese. They were the part where the nigga were doing this shit at right here. I don't fuck with Chuck E. Cheese no more, man. I took my daughter to Chuck E. First of all,

ever since Chuckie got that gastric bypass surgery and lost all that weight. Check it on all that way, don't it. I don't trust that. And then they running scams in it. They got dollar general toys in there, nigga. They're charging an arm in the leg for. My daughter Cheese had a gastric bypass? You ain't I've seen Chucky Cheese recently?

That nigga lost a lot of weight bit, though. That nigga is skinny. That nigga is on the Adderon. That nigga is on that bed with the kids. Picking the kid up. I heard he lost weight, though, and they've been changed his whole persona. He'd be like, I ain't a rat no more. I'm a mouse.

He can wear skinny pants now. It's Chuckie. I'm like, nigger, get out of my face. Tell y'all some real shit. My daughter won 2,500 tickets in that motherfucker. She left up out of there with two packs of skittles. of Skittles. Swear to God, this is what you got.

Two packs of Skittles, a little wand that broke before we walked out to Chucky Cheese and a doll that was this big and was happy to the motherfucker. I said, baby. The prizes got fucked up. I said, baby, I spent $45 for you to win them $2,500 tickets. We could have went and bought the whole dollar store with that shit. She was like, not the same. I said, why is it not the same?

She was like, because dollar store stuff is from the dollar store. This from Chucky Cheese. I said, all right, well. She got a point. She's smart, bro. Much love to all the parents out here. Hell yeah. We're the only three people in the business with children.

That's actually taking care of the kids. Don't just root because you got the title, bitch. You don't have no kids. Niggins. We probably these motherfuckers on these necklaces. There's three names on your chest. Who the fuck is all in us? She got her parents.

She didn't have no kids. She couldn't have no kids. She was on the road with Anita Baker. She couldn't worry about that shit. It's not unusual. She was up to me. Look, man. She was on the road with Shaka Khan back in the day.

Shaka Khan, Chaka Khan. Chaka Khan. She said, I'm not that old. Let me tell you. I like him old. It feels like I'm going on a field truck. I'm like, oh, you hit, 47. I love him being old.

I said, ooh. I'm about to break this bitch down. Do you run across that experience, Cougar. You ain't ready for that. Oh, she knows it is fucking. Do you have a boyfriend? You don't? They don't call them boyfriends at the age.

They call them dating. You got them dating and seeing someone. You got a companion. They call them male friends at that. Oh, this is my male friend. Yep, you're fucking. You got a boy friend. You see, ain't nobody fucking with your home girl

at all the hometown. She was like she was fucking earlier. Yeah, she got glitter up under her eye lid. I know she. And she didn't burn now. She got glitter up under her eye out of her eye. She cried because she laughing though. She crying because her eye burned.

That face. eyelage went in there, oh, bitch. She's like, these niggas, it's crazy. Ah, I need some water. She's a fairy. Her tears is made out of glitter. She's like, oh my God, they're gonna know her. Women, eyelashes falling off.

They start asking for shit down there. Bitch, you got a screwdriver. Oh, Jesus. Give me some scissors. I got to cut these bitches off. I need a fucking Phillips head screwdriver. That's what y'all get, got all that shit on y'all face.

Yeah, yeah. Don't you hate that shit, lesbian girl, when your eyelash fall up? She said, I don't know nothing about that. You got to. We got on a polo shirt and a hat. You're a lesbian tonight. Tonight, tonight.

You have to be, yeah. Your strap ever came loose when you was walking? Shit came down your leg. You're like, God damn. Man, let me find. High fault. Take us to a little high phone. She got it attached to a shoestring so she can pull it up.

I got it. Don't worry about it. I got it. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. When she gets through. God, damn.

Hey, man. Everybody is still looking. They're like, yeah, world coming to an end right now. Somebody called an ambulance right now. And listen, man. I know I just had a heart attack or something shit. I'm dead. I'm over with it.

It's over with it for me. Like, this is that we be making, like, we cry like this laughing at each other all the time, man. I'm stupid, though. I think a lot. I saw the dick hit the flow, and she was trying to pick it up before she got, before it got dirt on it.

Yeah. She was scrambling to get the dirt to dig off the floor. Ah, ah, shit. People trying to give her fire. She's like, hold on, hold on real quick, bro. Ah, shit. Go ahead, here I come. Here I come.

Here I come. Start the car. Oh, man. She'd been weighing it too much. She needs to use that third hole, but she's been weighing it so much the hole, and got big. played out.

She got the warrant and security before they chucked her. Yeah, that's a shit, dog. What it is? It's a dick. It's a dick. They're like, excuse me. It's a dick, it's a dick. Oh, my God.

I can't hear you. Man, it's a dick, man. Security got to be an asshole. Hey, what's the policy on dicks? We letting dicks in the night? Yeah, of course. Open your pants. Open your pants.

Let me see it. Take it out. It's purple. We let purple in. Yeah, we only doing green dicks tonight, baby. You gotta go off and get a green one. Oh, uh, he hit it. How big is it? Dick can't be no longer to seven inches.

We can't let you in there. Protocol. They could be used as a weapon. I don't even know why people fuck with us. Everybody come to that shit, we're just fuck with them. Look, look, this shit beautiful. Look at all these niggas with tears in their eyes up. This nigga right, he ain't crass as Pac-Dive,

but he ain't here crying like a motherfucker. This thing is crying like him all. Hey, this shit is so dope, even the white girls get it. I totally get it. I get it now. Like, I see why you guys are so angry on it. You having fun white, you have a fun of white guy? You having fun?

Oh, listen. She going to work telling everybody about this, Demand. She was like, yesterday, I was in a part of Nashville that I didn't even know existed. But I felt so much to love. She's going to go to work. Look, Taekuan took me to like this deaf comedy jam.

It was so dope. It was this guy, young fly D.C., he was so fucking funny. There was a guy named Chico who really liked beans. He was crazy. There was this other guy like, like, Carl's, he's not black guy with a Spanish name. I don't remember him, but. Yeah. It was Chico who likes the beans in the D.C., the guy who was flying or something shit.

It was, it was lit. You hear me? White people always say, it was late. It was a lead. White guy, too. There's a white dude. I'd be like, bro, last night I had the fucking time of my life, bro. I mean, I went to fucking Zanis, bro.

It wasn't usual, bro. It was the same white people on the wall, but not in the seats. Oh, my God, man. Oh, my God, man. Black ladies, if you hear a white dude tonight say, you're so fucking hot. Just know that he really liked you. That's the white dude equivalent to,

girl, you fly the hell. Chico. Look at my man in the back. Here in the back, like, I don't fucking get it, man. I don't fucking get it, bro. It's not fun. Hey, it's the one white dude in the back. He ain't laughed that shit.

He's, like, gonna wait for the show to be over and be like, you're here, Carlos, D. Clee, and Jico. You were right. What do you say that? White girls do say when you fucking fuck this tight put, tight white. What should you say? Oh, yeah, man, you know, white girls, man. And that's a crazy thing.

It's just from watching porn. I ain't never actually fucked a white woman before. I did. But I didn't. And she said it. And I thought about you. And when you watched the point, like, fuck this tight white pussy. Yeah.

When she said, I thought about you. You did? Because I was hitting, and she was like, yeah, I like, dude feel good on here. You never had no black dick like this. You know how niggas be when we fuck a white bitch. Yeah, you know you like that black dick, bet. This nigga making up for all the 1800s.

Yes, you know I am. This is for 1890. That bitch fucked around and said, fuck this white tight pussy. I was like, ah! She said, what's wrong? No, my nigga Chico. You're saying that shit. I'm my nigga Chico.

I didn't know y'all really say that. That shit is crazy. I ain't never hit a white guy. girl, but I did a little bit. Hey, when I said, I started to call you, I was like, nigger. She's about to say it again. Hey, say it for my father. Fuck this white type of pussy.

Ah! She said it! Oh my God. I can't believe this shit. Oh, my God. Oh, anybody? You gotta fuck with white ladies. They'll make up excuses for you.

They get mad and make up the life for you. Where are you going? Back to your trap house. Actually, bitch, I am. Back to your trap house? I don't have to. you gonna do take my money yeah give it to me I'm sick of this shit Carlos go you could just take white people money in front of stop and you don't have to take white people make

sure you safe in the world dude where you going got my man right here for you money drinks give a pretty good man I don't know this nigga that's called winslow right there fuck as you talk about I don't tell him that that ain't that's right condition this day and age to read it a good news on the newspaper page love and condition Some people say it's even harder to find. You do the love is nobody too inside the dick of a wall. Because all I see is a tower of Lee. Real love bursting out of every sea.

The days go by there's a dig of love in the family. Family. Bam-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-D-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-D-B-B-B-B-B-Doh. Appreciate you, Carl. Appreciate you call. They let you all work tonight. I wonder how Carl Winslow's sweet-Az guy,

Harry. Damn. Harriet was fine. She had Big Lips before it was cool. Mm-hmm. And she looked like she the auntie who sneak and smoke them skinny cigarette behind the house. Harry was cool, though. I like some Harriet.

Cool guy that you fuck something. Man, I seen something on Instagram over there. Yes, I keep pussy on my mind, sorry. What happened? None, I just heard somebody say, damn, that's all he's talking about. Show little. I heard, I said, y'all.

Y'all don't need to stop fucking, man. Fucking is happy. Let's discuss it. Fucking will make you happy, man. Just fuck, man, it's happy, man. Not have sex, not make love. No, don't do that. Don't, because that's why I fucking ain't like how it is

because you're trying to make love. See, she came up out of nowhere and took a picture. She's like, These the realest niggas on her. Breathe. try to get a picture. And go on about your bed. Watch how happy you be when you go through them red lights.

You know what? I didn't. Today was I. I was productive. This was I. I can do this every day. Every day. Every day.

Ain't no happiness like the happiness that a nigger have when she called it's like, I'm on my way. Ooh. When you get, when you hit on words, you jump up like that nigg on Instagram. I bet you won't. Hey, I bet you on. I bet you on. See, I'm so anxious, I gotta do shit

to not think about the pussy, I gotta sit down and watch ESPN and that shit. Because I know she's on the way and I don't want to think about it. I'm like, yeah, I don't want to bus fass. Yeah, because I don't want a bus fass. I'm like that me. Watch some football. Okay.

You still give a fuck. Yeah, I still give a fuck. And I'm thinking about what I'm trying to do to it because I want the shit to be. Not me. Epic. I'm at that age where if I come my ass, it's your fuck. You call who?

Why you come from that? You shouldn't have moved your ass like that. Ain't nobody tell you to come over here throwing it back. What is we doing anyway? We shouldn't even be fucking. Just got to fuck a bit, doll. Just fuck her. But see, when you fucking a grown woman,

they understand. They know the pussy dangerous. They just hold you on that titty and be like, don't worry about it. You still my boo? Nope. Mm-mm. All right.

Fellas, you've been mad, you bust quick. And you sitting on the edge of that bed. She's like, what wrong? It's okay, bitch. It's not. I ain't never been mad at that. I got to come for a second round, bitch. Go to sleep.

I'm going to get myself together. You'd be so worried about the judgment because you know all the ladies got that group chat they in, nigga. All y'all got that group chat. You'd be ready to tell a motherfucker, bitch, I fucked Chico last night from this nigga not that quicker than a motherfucker.

I don't care if they tell. It's for me, bitch. I'm mad at myself. You could be mad. Because if I'm in the mold that don't give a fuck, when I can't quit, she's like, down that fuck up. I'm like, ha ha, ha. You should the cave, bitch.

Bro, you got to get creative when you're about to bust fast. You just got to jump up out the pussy and run to Walmart real quick. Where the fuck you go? Girl, I couldn't fuck you on them sheets. The three and count are all low. I had to get some better sheets so I could put my leg up and really give you this dick like I was supposed to. I was in there playing when I had the 200.

three account. Watch how I fuck on this 8003 account. Egyptian cotton. Yeah, and lay your ass down. Cut that light off. I'm back in it. Sometimes you got to be thought of them. Just jump up and run and wash all the dishes real quick. I can't fuck when the kitchen ain't clean.

Yep, take the trash out. Bitch, you ain't no way that is supposed to be running over like that. This nigga came so fast, but he cleaned up the kitchen and the living room. See, that's why I eat pussy though, so sometimes if I know I'm going to come fast, I just go down She ain't gonna say that. She's good, she good.

She good. You can always tell when you eat pussy good. That bitch busting not, she good. This nigga D.C. said, it sound like that thing when you kick on the side of the door, that on the box. Hey, you got to make sure she come. It's three women in here like, uh-uh, don't do my clit like that.

That's my clip. Yeah, sometimes, I met a girl who actually wanted her click to be licked on. You shouldn't have quit fucking with her. I'm like, bitch, I ain't no cat. You should have quit fucking with her because she was... Hey, I can't do that. She's like, oh, one more. Oh, this bitch, here.

You should have quit fucking with her because she was almost a boy. Aw, this is stupid, man. I'm eating my pussy. I am eating your pussy. No, bitch. I'm not putting that in my mouth. That is.

Why is your clit hard, first of all? And why is it a dickhead on it? Hey, man. Stop playing, man. Me and this nigga live the same life. He doesn't seen the clip with the dickhead on. That why hell like eat coochie, but get what? I do.

Look, his lady moved off of him. I ain't know you like that. And your bitch won't a coochie, hey, I eat ass too. And I'm proud of it for, nigga. Stop that fake shit. I'm out giving eat ass insurance. Are you in good hands? Y'all ooh like y'all.

See, y'all owing. But you don't even know. It's a way that you can tell if that lady respect you when you eating her. If she take this arm right here and reach back and grab your head for safety, she care about you. She don't want you to hurt yourself back up. If she's moving, you ain't doing the job. If you eating her ass and she pulled her arms close like this, she gonna tell all her friends.

She was looking like she was at a lecture, she turned around. She said for safety, no. Ain't no safety, ain't no need for safety. Ain't no big grabbing my head. You is in the jungle. She grabbing her heart. Her heart. Ain't no bitch grabbing my head when I'm eating that age.

Y'all got this lady all the way fucked up. She's grabbing her heart. You fuck this lady right. She'll do some shit for you want no other lady in this room. Like what? You wake up this bitch and put you on her insurance. This dental and matter? 401K plan.

Yeah, this bitch isn't investing in some stock for you. Look, it's two savers bonds. She gave a damn about your future. She got a trust fund for you. What? Put you in the wheel. What you do? What do you do?

Yeah, I'm gonna put you, I'm gonna add your name to the wheel right here. You work at Medicare. See, she could put our name. You can take care of me? She could give us some Medicare and some peach care. We give her our information.

What you're saying? I ain't old enough. She's the lady who approved your... What you mean? Oh, no. Let's get to the bottom of this shit. Look, do, Carlo. I hate that shit.

Look, don't know how old I got to be, man. She gonna put us on Medicare. We got to come to the hospital. I got really sure. Now what? Bro, you can easily get that person. I'm gonna tell you how you do it. You just got to get that.

catch a shone. See, women like, women her age like to hang out. I'm like, bitch, it's 8.30. What you doing this show this? Brough. Over that, ain't a plate full of bacon. Bitch. In a big-ass circle table by ourselves. Bring me them red tomatoes in that salt and pepper over. Yeah.

I think I ain't old enough. How she know? Uh-uh. Yeah, that's right. She'd be talking about the young. Look at the white lady in the back turn of that bill up like a Oh yeah, fucking do it, man. Uh-uh, no. You're stupid. How she gonna know how old a thing is?

Uh-uh, I don't like them young tight balls. I like them long, loose balls of an experience. Yeah, she wants some of the long granddaddy balls. I mean, my shit hang, my shit hanging out. It's on the seat right now. Right now. I feel it. You know how your balls just relax.

People like, ugh. Like, yep, them bitch is sagging. Nah, you bust that nut, the motherfuckers run up in your leg. Nika, how? You're like, where my nuts go? Oh. I love fucking kids. I got to get some better friends.

Y'all's starting to y'all. We love fucking cool, because I'm telling you, man. It make you feel like you just matured. You know who I like the fuck? I like the fuck women who ain't got all their furniture yet. I know, because I like switching room. After you fuck they later and get you the whole, how they about to hook the crib up.

I got my wall. I'm about to go get my TV tomorrow. My sister got my other. the furniture, her house, my living room is set. I can't do it. I'm gonna put a mirror right here. Like, girl, you ain't about doing. I like switching rooms.

I can't go in the room and be like, nah, let go back on the bed, let's go. But bitch, you ain't got no furniture. I want to bend you over on a goddamn three-piece couch. I'm a real, I'm a real, I know this shit to do when you fucking with a hood. It's like, you gotta blow the air mattress all the way back up. All the way up.

I'm talking about bustle bull. Even if it ain't low, you gotta do it before you go to sleep. That shit gotta be up up. Because when you wake up, y'all go be goddamn on the floor. They got a slow leak. That's a slow leak. That's going to be hiding the motherfucker. That's a slow leak in their air mattress.

That being crazy. You got all floor in your nostril. Like, what the fuck? Oh, nigger. I didn't snort it some goddamn dust fucking with this air mattress. I love it. I'm straight out the project. Y'all nigga's stupid.

I love. To fuck the bitch is on mats. They're the worse than mats. Yes, nigg. Palettes. That's what the word you're fucking for. It's a L. Lay that mat down, nigga, it's a pallet, same shit.

Yeah, that's some shit, it's like a gel mat. It was invented in the hood. That's when you take about three blankets and you just fold them, bitch. That too many blankets, you're wasting blankets. I ain't wasting. You wasting blankets. See, he gonna put some towels in his palette,

like, no, not blankets. He's the type of one blanket, six towel. He held one blanket in a whole bunch of dirty clothes under. Lay down, bitch. Nope, I used to go to sleep in my clothes. I rolled them socks so it won't be no hump right though. I used to go to sleep in my clothes. Who

Hey, Nashville, man, y'all enjoy y'all yourselves. We're having a good time, nigga. We let! Listen, y'all. Time to go get high! I know some niggas in here like, man, God damn, I don't know what I'm gonna tell them.

They're sitting there judging the fuck out of. Nah, they think about what they're gonna tell their job in the morning when they come in 30 minutes late. They ain't going to work. Yeah, don't go to work. Who going to work? Hold on. Who don't fuck that at their job before?

She said, she didn't raise their hand like shit. Me, you heard what D.C. said, I can't even sleep in the bed if I don't get a job. Man, what you do? I love fucking that work. You're a catgieler. Yeah. You're a catgiel?

Yeah. Hey, thank you for taking care of our old folks. Like what Park is. Thank you. Thank you for taking care of our old folks. Y'all don't get enough respect and shit. Thank you. We love the hell of our old.

Y'all got to chain them diving and you y'all don't know how hard her job is. She gets called a nigger bitch every day. And it's fucked up because they own and they don't know no better. Go get that nigger bitch. The one to smell like bitches. That's the only one that can come me the breakfast. I don't like

now as one of them nigger bitches. You know the nigger bitch the bitch I had yesterday. The college girl with the fake hair. Yeah. Brink, bring her. You're so angry. That's all you do. What, do this then?

Do this. Yeah, she's scared. You even saying no carefully. Uh-uh, this all mine. She takes her job serious. She still got the Bluetooth phone too. What Mr. Wilson doing? Put him on the phone. Mr. Wilson, lay down, okay? I'll be back in 45 minutes.

I'm at a show right now. Mr. Wilson, Mr. Wilson. The old people are heavy as hell. They're dead weight. Nigger, my grandma fell on the floor, nigga. I picked her ass up. I'm like, I got to get help, bitch. Next thing you know, you're going to see her put that blue tube going

and get up and walk to the back. Look, Mr. Wilson, lay down. Lay down. Lay down right now. I don't come back to work till tomorrow morning, Mr. Wilson. Put mash on. You'd like to watch mass on. Watch Mash. I see you in the morning.

Hey, the people with all-timers are the funny world because you can switch the stories up. I'm like, who is you? My name... De Anthony. When did that come from? When did De Anthony come from? Because she can play with people who got all-time.

You can just change the story. The caregiver. My dad had all-times. I used to fuck with him. Hey, them old men be freaky as hell. They got all-times, but they remember that dick. Me again on that bag. Hey, sweetheart.

That dick still work. It's it. That's the old, that's the old nigger creep noise. Put it hand up. That gonna be me. Hey, this DC said that gonna be me. Show live. You're disgusted.

My dad is stupid. My dad had all the time. For real? I used to fuck with him. Yeah, all the time. That's what he said, man. What did I say? Man, same shit.

That's what he said. Hold on, bro. Ma'am, that's what he said. Hey, and the fuck their part is I used to call it old timers for so long. I said, yeah, man, I heard. It's Alzheimer's? My auntie got old timers.

Yeah, she got old timers. That nigga forgot who the fuck I was. That nigga, a rind in the car with me. That nigga, look dead at me. But I was like, who are you? My, nigga, I'm your motherfucking son. The hell is you talking about? I was 12.

I was traumatized. Then when I found out what he had, I started fucking with him and shit. I remember one time he did that shit in the career, he's like, who are you? I'm like, Nick, I'm your mechanic, nigga. Now, give me the keys to the car

so I can goddamn go test drive. He's looking at you like, the keys is on the goddamn door. You're a young mechanic. You're 12 years old. That was all the way I get keys to the car. He ain't going to give him to his son, but he'll give him to the mechanic.

Hey, did you see the way the dude that looked like the undertaker? Yeah, yeah. It's time to play the game Time to play the game Time to play the game This shit lit We got to be investigation lights

They should have never let me in here We lit in this bitch You a care of them too What you do? Oh, you work at triple light You work at triple light What the fuck my toe truck at Cause y'all take two hours

Toe truck If they fought, well, long as you put it in, you did your job, huh? Look at you, right. You need to worry about picking them old, heavy-ass, old people up. Hey, Tamo, you said you work at Chick-fil-A? Triple-A.

Oh, I'm clapping for AAA. Fuck, AAA. I thought she said she worked in Chick-fil-A, nigga. I'm clapping like a motherfucker. I'm happy as hell. I'm thinking she got Polynesian songs in her purse.

They're clapping for no damn AAA. I thought you said chick-fil-A. I'm like, look at you coming to fuck with us on your day off. Appreciate you, baby. Yeah. Bro, that's what I thought she said, my name. Chick-fil-A, my name.

I can't take these niggas nowhere, man. I'm about to cry, stop. Bro, that's what I thought she said. She keeps looking at you like she want to read the Bible with you. She keeps looking like, I just want to go over some scripts. Lay down here, young man. This is Evidicus 2513. The Lord said.

She damn sure can. What you say? She just said we're going to hell, bro. That's fucked up. No, it's always hell on the other. He said bring two at a time. I got two balls. I have no idea.

I want an idea. I do. Go over your house. You got a number of candles. You save all your electricity. burn the hell out them damn strawberry coconut candles you got candles she said vanilla

vanilla vanilla she's making herself you go to take a bath she's like wait I got to clean that candle wax out of there I made 16 candles for you cane y'all keep playing with this lady that's the type of lady get you wine drunk at her house and just steal the dick from you you wake up naked from the waist down

where my pant you got your Legs tucked in on the couch like a bitch. Like, how did this happen? She got you wearing nothing but a wife eater with your nipple out. I feel so violent. You in there looking like porky pig, top, no bottom. This bitch, you got to be in here. Looking like a bad little boy.

Looking like Thanksgiving rules, goddamn. You can rank me. She got you walking around her house like a whole bitch with the towel around your waist. Just don't do that 50 shades of grace. Ask the dumb shit. Did we have sex last night? 50 shades of gray. Don't get in no cap.

woman suiting think you fin to hit me with that damn slave thing I hit you in your fucking eye I don't give a fuck how freaky you is bitch you ain't gonna give me no spanking you can get this dick but you ain't fit to spank me dick put the belt down bitch who I hit you your fucking eye you're in a bitch a bitch to stop so fellas you gotta fight to tell a bitch you're hitting her eyes she's like you know what I'll leave both my eyes You stupid as hell, man. What's wrong with this nigga, man?

Just close your eyes and do this shit real hard and realize how hard and shit. I'm telling her she hurt. You know what I sit here, man. I listen to us do this shit, and I'm just glad we're doing this shit because it's still a place for people to come to get real shit and real talk. Yeah, we don't care about that shit. It's so much sensitivity going on in the world right now, man. Well, people scared to say what they feel and act like they're spending it by everything.

It's real, whole-ass niggas. real bitches. But when you come up when I, talk about it. You got to your fucking eye. Speak on it. You got to come up with the real. You got to come up with the real, man. It's like the older I get, I can't tolerate whole ass shit.

Every time I hit, move, I hit you in your fucking eye. That's your go-to. That's my go-to and I'll be dead-ass here. But, time so motherfucking valuable these days. I don't even argue with these, nigg. You drunk? I just let them hand it. Nika playing a hell out that guitar, nigga.

I feel like we had a funeral service. I know right. Blum, don't blow, blow, blow, blah. I'm gonna miss my man. Next up we have Carlos, say a couple of words. Blown down, blah down, blah down. Oh, thank all y'all for coming out.

I don't give a fuck, that one screen, but it's got in about at a funeral. No, no, please. Like, man, this shit too much. You haven't been on a funeral and heard that one little screen? A little screen, you're like, man, this funeral going pretty good. He gone. That's that one to make you realize he's gone.

That's green. He gone. God damn, he gone, bro. He gone, bro. Bruh, he gone, bro. He gone, bro. He gone, bro. I don't know.

And... ...and... ...and... ...you know... ...and... ...a... Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Ah! I was just with this nigga, bro. Then it all we gotta be one niggins that go stand over the body. I just want to sing a song Hey, turning my back on, bro. Turn my mic back on, for we set that bitch off here.

Oh, sorry, boss. Oh, sorry. You know, you said if you did, if you died, bro. Hey. We got your kids, bro. I ain't got all of them. I got my kids, bro. I got about two.

I got the other two, bro. I take two. You take two? Yeah. Give him back, cause we real popular. We'll do two a piece. That's about a nigga. That nigga gone, bro.

That nigga gone. Look at that hell I do. He looked just like itself, bro. That's the crazy part, man. Look like my nigga's sleep, bro. It all way one nigga that fuck up. Man, they could have, they could have 50 cheat, though, bro.

Start touching them, bro. I want my nigga go down right though, bro. I want my nigga go down right, though, bro. Ugh, my nigga, ugh. Ugh, nigger. Ugh, bro, my bro, feel like a nerd football, bro. We gonna get them, bro. We gonna get.

When we find them niggle, bro. When we find no nigg, say no more. Nah, I always act like a nigga talking back. Say no more. Say no more. Oh, no, he goes. You know the nigger come up to the cast. You do this shit.

My nigga, I fuck with you, my nigger. You ain't never gonna be gone, my nigger. You live forever, my nigger. I love you, my nigga. That's what I didn't fucking get one. My motherfuckin' buttling me. That's one of the niggas sister be like, hey, somebody come get Chico.

Somebody come up. Craig, Craig, Craig, you and Joe and Chay. Y'all come get Chico, man. Y'all come. It's all right, it's all right, it's all right. Let that nigger kids see him. Let that nigger kids see him. You're a grown man, let that nigger kids see him.

We gonna only let two people come say remarks. And y'all been saying no fuck shit. His baby mama here right now, she's pregnant. Her whole girl right there, she pregnant. Everybody over there pregnant except my partner though. He pregnant too. Everybody over there pregnant. All right Pee, my nigga.

You're gonna be missed for Elba. For Elba, Elba? For Elva? Hey. Hey. Hey, nigger. And the whole hood here for you, my nigg. you my nigg my nigger big really big titty can't fuck with you bro he ain't in

way it's bra cause he fuck with you my nigger he didn't wear bro he ain't broke are you right hey bro your baby mama sarah bro ain't now one of gonna try to fuck her bro i ain't gonna try but if she tried me hey bro come on bro come on bro That's bro right That's our nigger, bro We're in the house of the Lord Bro, we got to be honest, bro It's time we need to

Life around, bro We need to speak the honest truth Bro And I fuck that bitch On my partner behalf Because he will want me to Hey I got a fucking baby mom

Got a fuck yo baby Because you came no more Cause you can't no more I had to fuck your baby mom Had to fuck your baby mama Oh Because you can't no more Cause you can't no more

Hey my nigga I don't get fucked my nigga I'll never touch that bit bro I'll miss you my chicken You ain't gonna go out of you Craig You're and y'all come in the check Hey, I'm gonna cry for real. I don't have been through this shit too many times.

Yeah, you'll be both. Nick, I was in a cat, I'm all by the crowd. I know, right? We up here really about the crowd, over the sweatshirt and the hat that DC hat. I'm over here thinking the nicks for real. I'm like, yeah, man. There's two niggas in the back

that's going to the graveyard as soon as he lead. I got to go see cause, man. I ain't seen cause to year, man. We just killed this, though, so we had the head. Crazy part about it. I ain't putting that shit back on. You ain't? No.

That could sit a dead right now. I need a new sweatshirt. I need a live one. We got, yeah, we got this rest and peace code right here. It's almost about that time. Yeah, it's that time. Yeah, it's that time. It's almost about that time.

It's almost about that time. You saw how my voice got real deep. It's almost about that time, girl. Yes, indeed. That's how you got to talk to that Cooper voice. I'm here. I'm about to go crazy. I'm about to go crazy.

Yeah, hello. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha. You gotta start hollin' that girls with different voices, my name. Pull up at the club on. What are you drinking? Oh, nigger. Why you sound like that?

What's your name? Monster nigger. What if monster nigger really had gained? I'm like, look, I just want to take you out, see. and get to know you. So what? You got a man. Your man don't let you have friends.

What he don't let her have? He don't let you have friends. She's going to go tell all her home girls, bitch. Guess who's trying to talk to me. Monster make a bitch ugly. Hell yeah. Little monster face.

Bitch, he will fled some time about he got his own hunting house and shit. He's supposed to be getting money all that Halloween shit, I don't know. All that Halloween shit. Bitch he ain't going to kill me. Fuck you, Tommy. The crazy part that you couldn't be no serial killer with no black woman, bro. Because she'll never believe you did that shit. You'd be like, baby, it's a real shit to tell you.

Like, you're not going to believe this shit is the crazy shit ever. But you said you want to be honest and you want to be with somebody who could tell you everything. so I need to go on to tell you. I'm the Nashville slasher. She gonna play your ass so hard. Really, nigger? I thought she was really about to fucking Face thumb you.

No, for real, that's me. You kill all them people, for real. Okay, nigga. That's what you was at. Okay, yeah. Ooh, you was killing a bitch. Okay. Well, I don't give a fuck where you was at.

When I called. I don't answer my motherfucking car. Right. You can take the knife out that bitch for one second and let me know. And she gonna get mad because you out killing bitches. What is this bitch killing bitch and shit? Like, ain't no niggas out here doing no wrong. Why every time I look up?

It's another bitch in your trunk. Well, what you kill her for? What you kill her for? What she do? You ain't just kill this bitch for nothing. You know this bitch. You know this bitch. This ain't no.

This ain't, fuck that serial killer shit. You know this bitch. And you did the right motherfucker thing, you killed this bitch before I killed her. You better had killed the bitch. Oh, my God, man. But see, black, that ain't enough. I ought to put her hands spreading the trunk.

Y'all ran down the motherfucking interstate. That shit fucking would her. Pull over. Why? I want to see if the bitch did that. Get your stupid ass in that trunk. I want to see if the bitch dead for real. Come in.

I show her to you. Oh, man. Look at you. Get your stupid ass in the trunk. great. It's a little bit of I'm so crazy

I get in the trunk we didn't close the door how you like being by a dad bitch you fucked up I am something is wrong I saw I am

because guess what I grew up with old ass parents and didn't nobody give a fuck about me I don't give a fuck about y'all my mama had me

with you 45 my dad was 6 to 1 bitch I was born a uncle he was they don't care about me fuck out

he's born I was traumatized fuck you I was born born with a thursday Exactly. I was the baby at the family reunion for 22 years. Ah, you don't know being the baby for 22 years?

No other baby is born because everybody's old. My nieces and nephews older than me. My aunt, nigger, my nephew is 29. My youngest nephew, 19. He don't need call me unk. He called me John. Yeah. Y'all niggas grew up together.

Nika, literally. We changed relations. I call the nigga my cousin now. Oh, my God. I can't talk to this nigga, bro. Oh, my God. I think I'm bullshit. And my brother used to wear church shoes

with regular clothes. I'm like, this nigga, hell. How old was he? This nigga was like 43. Forty-three. Wearing church shoes with regular clothes. Making up. all that damn noise.

Clow, clow, clow, clow, clow. You know what? I can't deal with this shit. They're talking about your granddaddy here. What the shoes? What the shoes, sound like, clow, clow, clow, clah. We at the park.

He's making all that goddamn noise. On the basketball court. We had the scapegring on carpet. Clow, clow, claw, clow. This thing is D.C. 9 years old with a 43-old brother. That shit is crazy. Hey man, I love your son.

That ain't my goddamn son. That's my brother. Real talk. Clap, clap, clap. Come in a little, bro. I grew up different. Fuck y'all. I can't fuck with them.

Oh, man. I talk about people because they talk about me. I remember one time my mama forgot her teeth. What was y'all at when she realized she forgot them? Parent teacher conference, Nick. I had to talk to all four teachers like this. Just tasting her gums. She just in there.

What do you do? What ain't you doing? Tasting her gum. This bitch really want to know. what I did. Everybody in here want to know what she said. She said, what did he do? Tasting her, the gums was tasting delicious. Oh, pipp, embarrassing me. No, bitch, you're embarrassing yourself. Oh, my God. Everybody in here asking, what is her damn teeth?

Oh, shit. They're just looking at me for the answers. Oh. I can't talk to this nigga, man. They like, he won't line. Like, niggas looking at my parents, like they experimented, like they dinosaurs. That they want bullshit. What nigger, parents, he is old. Hey, man. What you whispering? What you say, motherfucker?

Hey, man, that's some cold and other type of shit to get into a fight for when you're in school. That nigga, Flap probably had so many different problems, niggins. I bet you ain't never went home and yelled for your mama and she ain't answer you. And her car side, Mom!

Oh, hell no. Mom! Go and stay and find her ass sleep like that. She didn't breathe it. He thought she was dead, bro. This thing is crazy, man. Wake up! Wake up!

Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Who? Who? Oh, hoo! Stop, bro, stop. Stop, my dick.

Ha ha ha ha ha. Fuck y'all. That shit is real. Fuck y'all. You got to run out of the house. They be like, my mom's in there dead. My mom is in there. You're looking for help.

Niggins come back out the house on the potline. Like, your mother fucking dead. Binsies in their breathing. Like, whew. Oh, this nigga said, ma, ma, ma, oh, hell, no. He said she in there, er. Oh, traumatized. Oh, my God, man.

No nine-year-old should see that shit. Bro, what the fuck is your problem, man? What you mean, what my problem is? That's what I grew up around. Then my mama was a hoarder. I'm talking about shit on top of shit. Nick, we had clothes on the stove. I never forget when the police came and raided my house

They came in, they were like, Blue, get on the ground! Get on the ground! Nick, I was in there the whole time looking at their head, like, look at these motherfuckers. They don't even know I'm in here. These niggas are crazy. I don't even know I'm in here. This niggas said they had clothes on the stove.

Fuck y'all, bro. It's a mixtape right there. Clothes on the stove? Oh, my God. Oh, you know how blessed you is to never catch on fire. That's amazing. What you mean? Reaching that oven and get you a t-shirt.

They're drying in there. They should be dry now. That thing got the t-shirt folded up on the bottom. Fuck y'all. Oh, shit. Nigger, got clothes in the warming rack, nigga. We get your socks out of this.

Come on. Come on with my shoes. In the dishwasher. A file cabinet in the kitchen. I'm like, bitch, are you doing business in the kitchen? What's a file cabinet? What type of files are you filing in the kitchen? You're doing taxes in the kitchen, bitch?

This bitch doing taxes in the kitchen. I'm fucking a huge. Anti-focaine on my house. They're like, y'all moving, bitch. No, motherfucker. We live here. We just unpacked this shit yesterday. Don't do that.

Don't do that. I got a headache, man. My mom ain't slamming her room in 19. She's been sleeping on the couch. She made me move out my room because she can't get on her bed. So I've been sleeping on the couch for four years. My nigger.

That's when I started selling cocaine. Me too, bro. Caregiver. I'm trying to get my own room, bitch. I gotta get a room. Cargiver, I need a room. Go get my IV bag and my wheelchair with the break. Exactly.

I need that wheelchair with the basket on it that they let you use at the pharmacy. This is overlooking me. I know so many. You people, I know y'all name by heart. What's up, Ms. Jessica? Miss Jessica. I know the folks by heart, man.

Oh, my dad, my dad was a pastor. You know how many time we went to the nursing home to go see the old people that about to die from the church. Nigger, fair weekend. Fly, you got to chill, bro. Because wherever this gear ain't go, I can't take no more, my nigga.

I'm in there. Y'all, you know, I'm nine. They like, man, we just trying to keep on holding on. I'm like, y'all need to plug that shit. That bitch gone, man. I got to go back to the neighborhood, man. Unplug that bitch, man. That bitch is 102.

Unplug that bitch, man. Damn, man. That bitch is that, hmm, hmm. Unplugged that bitch, man. Unplugged. My dad's time, I can't take you nowhere. Look, that bitch is fin to go somewhere. So we need to go out to the parking lot.

Fuck that. They end up making an executive decision about this bitch who's going to die in two brus. She gone. She gone. Over with. Hey, we fucked up for laughing at this nigger, bro.

This nigga, D.C. life is the golden girls for niggas. That shit, right? It was like the golden girls if they had a kid. That shit is crazy. I bet you ain't ever tap dance. Nigger.

You had the tap dance? Nick. We had to tap dance that fly. I ain't with you. That nigga put a record Deep John John, come on down here, show them what you know. Kickball change, nigga, kickball change. Nika, my mama made me tap dance, nigga.

Nigger. And it was one of them places where it was like a window, so nigger was walking by and was like, is that Junkjong, nigga? Nigger that Junk Junk. Don't just like, that's their fuck shit, man. This nigga D.C. had to do the extra curricular activity from the 30s.

Nick, I did all the extra curricular activity. I did all the extra curricula, nika. If it was curricula, I did it. Please, please somebody in the audience tell me I'm not the only motherfucker still stuck at clothes on the stove. Don't let me be by myself on this. That clothes on the stove, man. Hey, niggie, when she used to say she going to work my ass,

I just throw the belts over some shit. Find them, bitches. Find them. Find them. Find them, bitches. You're going to who ass? out for three over the stove

behind the clothes John John open that goddamn refrigerator give me one of them belts fuck that whoa

I grew up with the switches my whole face hurt man laughing at this nigga man I'm sorry you had it rough

bro when I used to get in trouble my mama used to convince herself it was her fault for not

whooping my hands before I got to this point see I'm too goddamn nice I'd be letting you get away with every goddamn thing I should have been told your hands up when you was over there at your dad's house cussing him out

I should have fucked you up for that but I let you slide I said no I ain't going to whip your hand you didn't got two motherfucking comfortable around my mama that's on me though that's on me my mama was evil nigger my mama was evil nigga my mama man used to do shit like I used to get in trouble she'll make me stand in the doorway and tell all my friends to play football in front of my porch nigger just make me watch nigger it's a picture of me from back in the day I'm standing in the window man is a motherfucker she out with my niece out there taking pictures and shit. Them niggins out there. Touchdown.

She's like, ooh, he just scored. I bet your mom ain't make you preach. You better put on that long-ass t-shirt and read Genesis. He made the heaven and the earth. You better see it right. He made the heaven and the earth. Ha!

Today, ha. Lord, I love you. Ha! I just want to go home. Oh, my God. You know how funny that would be to go to church and see a kid read the Bible. Next election, we have John John.

Mr. Solomon's son is about to come up here and read Eviticus 24. Can I go with a kid? Read the guy. Read it. I ain't no kids. I'm the only kid. Can I go with the kids?

God talk. Read it. Shit. I mean, shoot. You got me cursing in the Lord's house. For God so love the world. That ain't how you read it. Read it how you read it at the house. I'm a child.

Read it like you read it at the house. I'm a show you a child. Read it like you read at the house. For God. So love the world. There's go. That he gave his only begatine son. Ha!

That is. That whoso ever believed, ha! One more time. And he'll shut down prayers but have everlasting life. Ha! There it is. Read it like you got some goddamn knowledge, boy.

I want to kill myself. Yeah, you're going to kill yourself before I kill you. You don't read that Bible right. My nigga, my face is stuck on laugh. Oh, my God. Your ever face ever gets stuck on laugh? It's looking like you hit the lottery, my niggins. I'm just saying, I grew up different, bro.

We all did. I think that's why we all sitting up here together right now, my nigga, in front of Nashville. I bet you ain't up been no junior deacon. I was an acolyte. I'm the only kid now in there with the deacons, with a black suit and white gloves passing out of a chameleon. I'm telling the grown folk, look, now, if you've been baptized, you can't take two cups.

Give me that cup now. I see you cuff that cup. If a nine y'all tell you to go, don't give me that cup out of that purse now, man. If you get caught stealing by a nine-year-old at church, you... I used to be serious with it, too. I'd be down to roll like, keep going.

One cup per person. One cracker. Nigger, these are the counterfeit, they're just like dope. But them little white communion crackers was delicious, my nigga. I used to try to... I used to come up to the church

after the service was over and be like, Excuse me, can't some more crackers? No, that's the body of Christ. I'm like, no, it's delicious. It's a cracker. That's what I thought. Bro, I fucked around and found some communion on Amazon. I'd have bought all that.

Now when people come over my house, I offer you. You want some snack or something? I got the tray and everything. Nick, you're doing community? Yes, my nigga. Time out, Lowe's. That fucked up, because all the times I've been to your house, you ain't never offered me no crackers, my nigga.

I just started doing it. This new, this 2018. I'm coming over. I just thought about it. He ain't never invited me over your house, bro. He ain't never said, come on over or nothing. You know, nigga don't fuck with you to me. I don't invite you to the career.

You stay on the west side. They ain't coming to Cobb County. No. What did you say, that main D.C., come on, black boy. Come on, black boy. The moment you get off the experience way, go on pull over, nigger. Shit. They got big money out there.

Now, I got to play sleep. Man, we got to get these people out of here, man. No, we don't. Oh, y'all ready to stay? They ain't ready to go yet. That's what it is. Look, they ain't ready to go. What the day is?

Turn the lights on. Let us see these people. Today Sunday. Shit feels like, shit going to work tomorrow. Turn the light home. Let her look at these. I want to see what my caregiver. Hell yeah.

I want to see my caregiver. See these beautiful people in Nashville. Most love to everybody at the top, man. Everybody at the top, they're like, fuck these stupid ass. Yeah, they really think they're in VIP. They ain't even say shit. I'm like, what's up to everybody at the top? I ain't, man.

Nicky can't see. You know, they can't see shit. They're like, what they're saying? I guarantee you there's three niggas in here that fell asleep twice throughout the show. Oh, y'all. My head. Read the Bible. I heard that part. Oh. There's a couple of my friends. Hey, man. Y'all make sure y'all keep supporting

the 85 South Show. We got some merch. We got, go to the YouTube, subscribe, share it, comment, and tag your people. Follow us on social media. I will be here on the 18th. Doing stand-up with Mike Emsdenm on the 18th at the Municipal Court. Right. Down at the courthouse, yeah. Yeah.

We down at the courthouse. She and me and Carlos be back in Nashville on this Wednesday. This coming Wednesday, me and Colorado be back in that. Now, we had Lipscomb. Lipscomb. Yeah. You probably can't say that

and they come to close. They might be beefing. Niggum like, don't say that, bro. No, it's a college. It's a college. Oh, well, Lipscomb. Lipscomb is a hell of a name. Lipscomb.

Lipscomb. Lips come. Lips come. Lips come. Those lips are making me call. It's a method of this college. It ain't going to be that night. there they gonna have some who oh man real niggas i know we're gonna have to get dc to come out

and read the read the read it dc they ain't they read it one time dc they don't want to pay us we need you to read it one time i just want to die please read it one time they don't believe we know the bible bro read it one time they got to know because read it one's right here just read it one time my nigga please read it one time bro can i go with the kid no read it one time bro for god that ain't How you do it? Oh, my God. Read it, how you're supposed to read it?

For God. There it is. Everybody know when the pastor do that. Like, yep, it's all more time to go. Let's do it. That nigga about to get bids. And white people are like, how do you know, bitch? Just calm down and watch this shit.

When you do that little ha shit, yeah, it's over with it? Oh, my God. White people, when do y'all know that it's time to leave? White people church, like y'all just know. Like, y'all just know. Everyone? Everyone's still believing in Jesus. All right.

Well, let's get the fuck out of here then. Amen. They don't need to say words. They just be like, amen. They just point to who they're talking about. We got that down back, D.C. He said Jesus, love. Strong strength.

Trying to break this shit down. They had to make that my rig tone. People call. I tried to go to a Catholic church one time. They was like, nigger, you're not welcome. I was like, say no more. Say no more.

Take my ass to this Baptist church. Say no more. What last time you went to church, white woman? I got to say, where I want my? What last time you went to church? It's been a while. It's been a while.

Why? I just want to know. You're busy? You're too busy for the Lord? Yeah, yeah. She is. Yeah, she is. Go ahead and pray to my homie down, man.

Go ahead and pray to my homie down, man. Talking about you busy, and they ain't on your schedule. When you pray the Lord, he's available. Hey. But when you don't make time for my dog, why you think he ain't picking up your car? You'd be like, hello, he'd be like, I'm here. No, I'm not, I'm in your ear.

Hey. You got a ride with Jesus, bro. You got to ride with Jesus. Hey, you got to rock with Jesus. You got to rock with Jesus. You got a ride with Jesus. You got a rock with Jesus. You got a rock with Jesus.

Red bull got me gied up on the load. Had to tell the white girl, hey, catch the floor. Gotta go to church if you didn't. I know. Okay. I know my scripts is cut. They keep me same. Hey, yo, Carlos.

I just might walk around and become a pastor. I heard you just got a shipment of them brand new communion crackers. Yeah. I'm coming to your crib to get a couple pieces. Hey. You know I am with Jesus. That's my man. We be piezing.

It's okay. You need a plug. You know I am the man. Y'all. I just got a hook up on some of them are in Luther King fans. Oh, shit. You know them in every black church. Let them go for 50 cents.

30 if I said what they were I got to tax you to plastic I had to do it because every time they come to my house we in communion You know I never lie I always tell the truth You'll get some blessings

With your crackers and your great shoes When I talk my shit Gotta keep it cool If you go to black church Better not have something to do Y'n't what you say Let these nigger know When you go to black church

You need to pat some extra clothes See, when I go to my church, I stand out far in the crowd because I walk in that bitch and I be smelling like loud. And when they come to smoking weed, I'm the best man. My pastor know I'm high. He said, Carlos, you blessed me. You already know Jesus, that guy. When I read the Bible, I go, ha, like D.C. Youngfly. You already know, Jesus, this is my homie.

We be chilling. That's why I be getting all of the blessings I be getting. I be walking in churped like hold up deacon get your snagger tooth ass on my face oh I walk in church on like hold up deacon joan get your snaggutteut ass out my face stop telling me pull my pants up sit your head down niggum stop talking about digging that dink that that's the same digging in church who always smell like some new ports yeah I always talking about hey brother you You know Jesus? I'm like, yeah, nigga, do you know Jesus? I ain't gonna tell his business, but I got this tipper. What?

He got two kids. Who? By a fucking stripper. Oh. Talking about Dickie Jones in the front church. They'd be all the way acting like he's in the go to work. Oh, mine's in Tudgeon? Yeah.

And even on Wednesday. He fucking a scruple. I'm telling you, bro. His ex-wife out here saying is a motherfucker. She's sitting in the front rows of the comedy show. We're in little leather jackets. This my niggas slicking her hair back into a bunch. She don't get a fuck no more, money.

Damn. I see it because she's with a dark skin old, the shit. Yeah, she's taking the shit hard too. They went to an 85 South show and she wasn't. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. He ain't fucked.

She played with the dick in the parking lot, though. Oh, that's cool. Shout out to all the ladies that I play with the dick in the car. Hey. Hey. Hey. Don't play with my shit if you ain't gonna suck it. Don't play with my shit.

If you ain't gonna suck it. Say what? Say what? If you ain't gonna suck it Hold on, wait a minute, play with my shit Unless you feel no fucking Hey, hey, my dick is sensitive He's like, what's up?

What's happening? Bitch, don't touch me? Uh-uh, don't grab me. If you ain't been to fucking, if you ain't fin the sucky, my dick will tell you hit something Hey, my bitch, hey, don't touch me, hey, hold on. Hey, you'll be amazed how I go from heart to soft All right, these bitch's too rough

Like they're trying to pull your dick off. I was like, hold on. You don't understand, man. need to put some got damn lotion up on your fucking hey nashville i hope you heard what he said we went from talking about jesus to getting some head i mean that's the 85 south show for you i mean it's just that real shit baby hey that's what it is that's what we do hold on this was and this still is the 85 south show real top of all the people who don't know what the fuck this is you got a lot of homework to do you got to go on youtube and watch this shit

Then you got to go on your phone and subscribe on the podcast app. Then you got to go on SoundCloud and watch that shit. Then you got to go on Instagram and follow Chico and then tell him that you already follow D.C. Then go on D.C. page and ask him, what's my Instagram even though you've seen it on Chico page? Just like that. Don't let it fool you. Hey, look, don't let it fool you. Got some head from a Christian.

I said, hallelujah. Boom. Hey. Hey, don't let it fool. Got some head. Hey, don't let it fool you. Hey, hey, don't let it fool you. Got some head from a Christian.

I said, hallelujah. She bless me. She bless me. She bless me. Oh, she blessed me. What? She blessed me. What?

She bless me. What? She bless me. Dang. God dang. She blessed me. She bless me. She bless me.

She bless me. I was like a holless. She bit you. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. You had to do all that? She bitch. Yeah, I was just, yeah, a little bit.

If you had to say shit, she's just, she bitched you. Oh, man. Not sometimes you can get the shit out and it's good, but most times it's because she bit you. Look at them down. Watch your team. Where they here y'all going? I like you're going to church. Church.

Where are you going, go on and walk through that curtain? What the fuck y'all going? Where y'all going for real, though? Hey, man. Everybody getting on. I don't get for the fuck. Also real shit. Thank y'all for coming out and supporting us.

Oh, they're getting into Uber. That's a Uber. Why y'all are all in here, though? All six and they had got the same ride. Yep, let's do it. Who got that, escalate? These shows at Zanis, they show, the show sold out so fast. Oh, they ass and the Uberpooled together. They sold out so fast.

We're going to have to come back and do a week, man. Tell them, look, that's why we wanted to come here tonight and do the podcast shit. What happened, Chico? So y'all can know what our live show is about. When we come back, we're going to come back and do stand-up. We're going to have some some nights we're going to do the podcast like this shit right here. And something nice we're going to do the stand-up. I do the same thing.

So we need y'all to continue to support us and be looking out because we're going to come right back here. Are we coming right to fuck back? We're going to do a whole weekend in this bitch and this little-ass church. We're going to fuck these church up. I ain't lie. But when we come back, we're going to be here, boy. We'll do some shit like you work on Wednesday to Sunday. I can't do.

I can't do it. I can't do wins. I got to do TRL. Well, you come Thursday. Me and Chi-O will call Wednesday. I can't even come Thursday. We gotta have a whole week. We'll be here until you get here, nigga.

When you get it, hold it down then. Yeah. Yeah, this shit, oh, you know how church that be talking at the end. Like, yeah, hey, man. And we're going to need all the men to stay from the men's group. We got something to discuss after this. If we could just get all the men's to stay. All the men's in the church.

We got to get all the men's in the church to stay for five minutes. We got some real things to talk about. We got some real things to discuss. We got to set you up with your mentee. From 12 to be a. 12 to infinity. Yeah, yeah. But thank y'all for supporting us.

If you got VIP tickets, you're taking pictures, man. Most definitely. We're going to be right here on the stage. We ain't going no well. We ain't like we got to. Shit. Y'all make sure y'all support my boy D.C. Youngfly on MTV. Fishing every day being host of you.

Get your cable, get your Wi-Fi. My name is Carlos Miller. My name is D.C. Yon Fly, baby. And I'm Chico, Ben. We love y'all, Nashville. Love y'all, man. All right, guys, if you have V-I-E tickets, we ask that you line up against the wall with head shots, and then kick the line, and back. Oh, my God.

We're going to bad, though. Whoa, boy. Marathon, baby. She had fun on my nigger, man. We laugh so many times throughout the pieces. It's just beautiful to see, man. And that's great. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I think it did down there in 12 minutes, stand up sitting on the head. And that's the thing. Do you even do that on stage? I do a little bit, man. But that's what we do. It's just all of us and that shit is, man.

I got to look at this shit down. It's just a place. You want to sign it on the table? It's on a couple more left. Oh, I can be signed them all. Okay. All right here. All right.

Leave your shit. Oh, that nigga will leave anything with a corner to your phone. Why you're wilder than your phone? Yeah. I'll be having my brother at all the time, man. Social security card. Let me sure you go. See you.

Hey, man, come get your shit, bro. This nigga had me die! That's not me. I got my phone. That's a joke. I'm telling you, dog. They might do. They might be chee-a-cheek.

They might be yours, cheap. Oh yeah, that is, man. Somebody. Ain't this nigga retarded? Man. That's a great show. Man. That's a great show.

That nigga said they had clothes on the stove. We're coming with clothes on the stove. You gotta believe that. We're gonna make that song. That shit is so fucking funny in my name, man. Man, man. I don't know what I'm saying, bro. I grew up different, bro.

He was like that shooting pills and I'm just trying to clean. I'm gonna fucking out. You what? My niggas out here going through real stress life. Real stress life. She's a lot, bro. Bitch ain't never walked through the junk. He'll give you some of these.

A bitch ain't walked through a junk in your house. I'm going to be a license on. 85. 85. 85. 85, hey. I knew I wanted to obey and submit, but I didn't fully grasp for the rest of my life what that meant. For my heart podcasts and Rococo Punch,

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