The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The 85Southshow Live At The Casino! (Mashantucket)| Ep. 205

Episode Date: October 26, 2019

The coldest podcast travels to the Foxwoods Resort and Casio in Mashantucket to bring the people together for laughs! DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller and Chico Bean deliver a hilarious show full of non stop roasting, cold freestyle bars and a whole lot of comedy! FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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asswood up. Carlo! Look at this one. Here in fashion's up. Who do you know in here? Come on, let me sit down. I'm a challenge. Hey.

She came to see Jerry's Highfield. Hey, P.C. That's Rick Flea Mama right there. That's your ass. That's Rick Clemama. Whoa. We're in fashion. You know, this white lady

just drunk. And lost her family. She don't give a fuck about nothing. We're in Nash, Kentucky. She worked at a 7-11 man. She worked in a 7-11 street. Your ass up. Get your ass up.

Get your ass up. Hey, get your ass up. Get your ass up. Get your ass up. Get your ass up. You in my seat. Do you tickets, hey. You ain't back on the ticket.

You in my seat. Get your ass up. You in my seat. Oh, don't the tickets, hey. Barra ain't playing. Tickets bait Get your ass up Improperance

Man Get your ass up Cause you stole emcees Got to get your ass up Because you stole emcease Get your ass up We ain't even Get your ass up

You know why Because I ain't shit without you My whole My whole goal As an entertainer comedian It ain't for the money Or the fame Of this shit

I just want I just want Every black woman would a little bit of hood in them all across America just to say Carlo Smiller he could get it that's all that's it's it working for that's her love or not I just feel good knowing that she would have gave it right need it I don't want you to play with me bitch I need it I love hood it is the best they are appreciative they like ooh can you pay my life bill please hey what's that

hell yeah I pay your life bill well damn my nigger how you is shape out of shape at the same time. Your ass sitting in that seat built like a fucking croissant, my nigga. That's been supporting that nigga. He can't help it. I'm fucking child, man. Y'all don't get the credit.

If there's any other men, y'all don't get the credit I deserve for getting fucked over in America the way y'all do. I'm fucking child, man. You're a lot of minorities in here. Make some noise if you don't know who your dad is. You are minority too. I'm talking about like if your father wasn't in your house. wasn't in your house, like raise some noise.

But he stayed down the street though. Right. Look at my man raised his hand. Quick as him up. Hey, wasn't that some ghetto air shit? When your daddy didn't live with you, you'd be in the car with your mom and she stays some mean shit. That's got your daddy right there.

Let me go holl at my home boy. What's up, man? You're still in this street? I believe in you. The rest of the family gave up. Show these motherfuckers you. My daddy give me some money. So when I get in the car, I can talk shit.

Please give me something. Mom. My dad gave me twice. My dad and gave me twice. told her he was a good man. Give it that $20 again for 10 years. Give it 10 years. He's going to hold that $20 over your head. Son, you're going to say I ain't do nothing for you.

Shit, you're going to say, I ain't do nothing for you. Who, $20? That was my last one, nigga. And I gave it to you, you're my son. Come on now, shit. Let me in some of the shit you got going on. You're in NBA now. By the power.

By the power. What's that? What are the people in the back? by the close. How are you so real? You wore your head, your nice head, here, and you got the old. And you want your son. How old are you, little man?

How old are you, little man? Hey? What's the hell? How the hell you did that? What's that? Oh, look at you. Yeah, they be fucking together. They know each other.

Oh, yeah, pop, come. They said, ah, like they're from the Jersey show. From the Jersey Shore. They're all so crazy. Angela, and what's your name? I'm Angela number two. Your name is Jackie, baby. Jenny.

Oh, hey, Jenny. Jenny, the type of bitch who will bring the condoms to the threesome. You gotta have two, okay? When you're ready, fuck me. Put that one on. Jenny. Look at all the niggins who don't know what going on. What are you talking about?

Yeah, nigger, yeah. Hey, you see them on. Severe Fender so. Well, you don't get your crowd looking at right here. Damn, clouds and severe weather. God. See why y'all together. Y'all are tropical.

You gotta have a tropical baby. They do work at home, people. There's another nigga who got on the vine road with some hell through the middle. You know this nigga fight like a whole bitch. Damn. Ah! Let him go, Tyrone! Shut up!

Let him go! Do it! Don't do that. Shut up. The middle is, so we can go. And. Stop, Tyrone, stop you gonna fucking up. You know that nigga fight like this, bitch.

What? What? What? I just got my shit back. See? All right? All right? I'm gonna go get the movie.

Yeah, that shit popped off. I got mad. I got mad. All right, talent is on the way. We're on the way. I'm sorry. Shit like that can't happen when you were out because ain't good.

I fuck with eight. That should have hurt you. Yeah, that should have. Yeah, it's definitely time to go see Crick. We're going to make sure each train. Chris is going to make sure. That's your mind now? Yeah.

You're good. That's real. That stupid ass sweater? Good. Chris gonna make you you shriezy. John, you dig it! I think we're doing jury malfunction. I said, Lisa.

Ray and the chain. My both of my ring got popped. I trained in my other ring game. Oh, my chain got popped. He's still fixing on my other. My crew chain lost it, because that charm popped in the bed. They're going to fucking something like. Sleeces in the house?

No, nigg. You got to turn your ass. You got to turn your ass. Manette. Yeah, niggas, you bro. Nah, nah, niggas, cut myself, pop myself. Oh, I like to say, man, blah, blah, boy. Yeah, nigga, boy.

Right, I say, I have to show my face. Wow shit happened, boy. Thinks, the work, Bobbyshop, I'll work it. I mean, I go too, thinking I killed the big five and after all, because of the lady, DJ, rest of my shadow, my shadow, made you by the white man. Green light, green light. Man to make that day

All these cheese My big pussy I'm just You Yo What's up Matching Tucker I said

What's up Matching Tucker The 85 South show Is in the building How many you guys watch the show on YouTube? How many 85%

do we got in the house? All right y'all We're going to have a hell of a show in here tonight we've got a hell of a show for you i'm gonna need everybody right off to back to stand up we need to get that energy right right now i need y'all to stand up i need y'all to stand up you guys are witnessing greatness in here tonight i need you to stand up you know what you're going to see in here tonight the next kings of comedy mash and tuck it we're about to get this dead cracking

i'm gonna need everybody to go on youtube make sure you subscribe to the any five thousand show you follow us on all social media, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, y'all. And you're ready to get the show started? Say hell yeah! I need a lot of than that, Matt, Shetucky. Say hell yeah! We just sold out the Boxwood Casino, y'all. Give it up for yourself. All right now, the first member of the 85 South show I'm breaking out here, he's from Washington, D.C. You've seen him on MTV's wild and out. He's half of the old school food. He got a national Nike football commercial running right now.

He's a sharper dressed man in comedy. Man, Kentucky, we got Chico Bin in the house tonight. The next member of the 85th now show, this boy is wild. You see them on everything. You seen him on MTV Wild and Out. You've seen him on hip-hop squares. You see them on everything in the world right now. He got a movie alcohol.

I've got this enough to be masterpiece. He's from the West Side. of Atlanta we got DC y'all smile in the house where my ladies said where all my single ladies there make some noise I'm gonna need y'all to turn it up a little bit more where my ladies there make some noise the last member of the 85 South show he needs no introduction but we're gonna give a one anyway he's out of Atlanta by way of Mississippi on MTV's wild enough oh man he's half of the old school food rap battle he is the creator of black men don't cheat ladies we got your baby daddy Carlos Miller is in the building

I imagine chugging I'll be introducing but I'm gonna need John to start clapping right now make as much noise as you can right now come on y'all start making noise right now this is the 80 guys out Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, turn it on. Hey, turn on. Hey! Bracket tuck it. Clacket tuck it. Clash is tuck it.

Clash is tuck it. We can't. Come on. Come on. Oh, go. Oh. Oh shit! We can't get in a kid.

What you say? What you say? What you say? I said a blue flag. What? I said loose leg. Blue lad. Blue lad.

Blue lad and tongue. With the blue flag. We got in here today. But we got in here today. We got to take on. Jay Long, the dragon. We've got a Memphis security guard. That's Julio Cesar Chavez right there.

One of Dostreth. Man, who did that shit to your house? He's so ugly, boy. Like a gangstance angry bird. Yeah. Look at all the people who've been losing money at the casino all day. Same than a motherfucker-funger. They get out here.

They're just looking. They're just looking. We can't get a casino right now trying to get their money there. Oh, look, DC. Uh. UAC. Oh, what happened? Because we got, we got big today

in the building. Oh! I said we got today's in the building. Hey, hey. We got Oh, we got Tisi first key. We got tears in the bass, we got tees in the bass, we got tees in the building.

We got tees in the back, we got teases in the building. I want to hear this on a saxophone one time. Play their tears in the building. That sound like Big Tenet's like, oh, hey, we're at. That sound like Big Ten, it's like, oh. Hey, we're a mashing, tucking, hey, we're a mashing, tucking. We're a mash and tucking, mashin, mish, tucking, mashin, mash, and tucking. You got a mash and tucking, with a mashin' tucking, what a mashin' tugging.

MASH in Tucket. MASH and Tucket. Yeah. I did not know this more. Oh! This is the 85 South Show. Mashed Kentucky. What's up with it?

You see how did nobody make no noise? Ain't nobody from this. Ain't nobody from him. I don't even know. Right. They just want to goddamn spot it. Don't know. Somebody stay out this bitch.

Mash and Tucket. Listen here, I can't spell this shit for nothing. Mash and Tucket. Listen here, I'm trying to spare this shit in my phone. My motherfucker, I phone told me, hey, nigga, just say Connecticut. Yeah. Mash and Tugget. I know we got to try state in here.

Where New York at? Where Bridgeport, Connecticut, and all that places are there. What Kentucky? That shit, it's far up to fuck away from here. D.C. has no idea. Who stay in Mass, Kentucky? Mashed Kentucky. Where y'all at? That micka said Mashed Kentucky.

He didn't change the whole name. Who's staying Mashed Kentucky? That's how they've been texting it to me. No, that ain't it. Don't even worry about it. This shit really just what a casino went. It ain't shit out here. I can tell them. There ain't nobody out here from here. They just visiting.

Yeah. This is all the white people. Yep, just rode through them a little track and trailer. Yeah, white people came in. Did this burstlet work for this show? I want to see them too. I want to see them too. I don't give a shit if they're Mexican, I want to see them. You can tell, she ain't know what she was coming to.

She's sitting there like, wow. They're just going to start with tities right out of the gate, huh? Straight up. You ain't got no problem, ma'am. Your titty trying to look at us. Like, straight out of the gate. Look at the white doing. He was like, hon, I got a great idea. It's the show tonight's three black guys. It's awesome. They're not wilding out, you know, wilding, but they do a lot of different stuff. You're ready to go? She's like, sure, hon. No problem.

You want some head. Hey man, let's go fuck with this pregnant girl. Hold on, I don't want to know what, what you put in your head, brook, your shit is not moving. Like, that niggins were like, ooh, that nigga head were like, ugh. That's what he put chicken blood in his hair. That's what makes it stay up like that. That man got grula glue. That man, he could already start in the Mexican version of Greece.

Grisesto. El grise. El gris. That nico come out to count like this. I said, Rita, then. That's racist. That's racist.

I'm going to fuck with this pregnant girl. She's pregnant as fuck. She looks like she can have this baby any minute now. She's gonna push the baby out right now. She's pregnant with a 12 year old. Goddamn baby big as shit. I'm gonna pretend. Ma'am, you okay? Do you need anything? She needs some orange juice. All Mexicans like orange juice. She's like scrub bag and orange juice.

My name's up here playing the good elevator music. Ma'am, do you know who did this to you? Is he here? What's the bullshit? Girl, she's pregnant. We got a middle school group in here. I don't know who there, she knows in him. She doesn't in him.

This looked like the white lady who kept you from getting suspended. We're in masher. You look at a firm, I can see it. We're in mashing up. What's how I see this? DC, this thing was neglected as a favorite. Look how flat in the back of his head is. All he did was laying the crib.

Layed out. This nigga as a great baby. This nigga right here was an enterprise. What's up? What's up? Hey! We got George Lopez! Ah!

Man, you're big as a motherfucker. We got George Lopez in there. Oh! Y'all better say, all these nigger brothers but they stop me. DC. This is the lady you want some hair from right here.

She got a tattoo across her throat. Uh-oh. We're in Bash, Kentucky. She's trying to come up that service. There in MASH and Tucket. We in MASH, Kentucky. Hurry up. With all these goddamn faces, this is a lot of gaspick.

Yeah. This nigga got all a fist around his sweater. Looked like a pair of blinds in this bitch. Ma'am, he didn't pay. Send him back. We're wearing that shirt up. Colos! Look at this one for this.

Who do you know it here? My mother, let me say, I'm a chowlach. Hey, she came to see Jerry Simebill. Hey, DC, that's Rick Flea mama right there. She got a real ass, yeah. That's Rick Flea Mama. Whoa! We're in fashion talk.

She knows, this white lady just drunk and lost her family. She don't give a fucking about nothing. We're in a fashion talk. Yes, she worked at a 7-lamp down the street. What's up with Artie? That's a nigger That's a nigger This nigger got a spray-painted turban shirt

This nigger is crazy This nigger has spent $2,000 to get a spray-painted That they're going to a baby shower after this This thing got on that expensive spray-painted shirt This nigg got on some nice shit to wear to a gender reveal Ha Ha

I like this little diverse. This is so diverse in here. You know why? That shit just everybody. We're in Mash and Tuckin. What's that? We're in MASH and Tuck. Where you can find you a Mexican, white man, a black man, everybody.

MASH and Tucket. We got a black security guard, a Mexican security guard. They got the old-ass white ushers. And you can walk around with your teeth out. You said you sit down here. Uh-huh, I can go that ass for this time. Yeah. Mashed your tuckettes.

The last time I can't go that, I don't. You're in a good at here, don't. Mash and tuck. You're going to show them to make C because I can't go that. Hey, man, stop that shit. Welcome back. We are in a nice-ass theater for. Yeah, we are.

I mean, it's decent. It's nice. This is a high school theater. They got the stars. We are the children. Right. Whoever did the seat in here was dumb as hell. They put more people in the back than they did in the front.

Oh, I'm telling you. Look at a little VIP move. What's a little VIP move? Nah, the reason these white people ain't playing with these seats. Usually when we do shows, niggas be like, fuck it. Ain't nobody down there. I'm going down there. Shit, now they're here with these white folks.

Excuse me, sir. They aren't checking. Can I see your band? That's the hard. She ain't playing. Look, ma'am. Come on, I know exactly where you're going. You got two feet. I'm gonna go, hold, wait, right there. Let me show you something. Got them dressed like movie theater attendance.

You are now, now messed up, that's what you're at. You see that seat right now? You want to go to the restroom and go out there, exit up right there. Man, this security ain't got no weapons, just a phone charger. Add some handclubs, man. Who are you going to rest, nigga? It don't matter. He woke up this morning and you were going to rest, nigga. It don't matter. He woke up this morning. some treasure me, treasure me.

Ooh, la la. Treasure me. Bro, I like this goddamn crowd, though. Look at these two. They look like they don't want to be here anymore. He's the thing like, he's money. He's mad. He's like, damn, ain't no I see what that got down.

Close. We're close. All your little Facebook friends gonna be like, oh, you live. All three of them. What's up, y'all? Excuse me, ma'am. Is that your man?

I didn't got any cousin and aunt here. How long are y'all been together? 15 years 15 years That's 11 That's that you ain't going Now where I'll kill your type of love right 15 years

Will y'all meet it? Married on death row Coming to A&E this fall In mask or took him Through a family friend They got family friends They introduce them Of course, they're a little bit

And you are a white lady And you are a You're an everything All right What if his cousin came up to him like, Cud, bro, I found they one bit, they whole family got good pussy Trying to put you on, bro.

Trust me. What color is? Bro, does it matter? You everything. She got one for me? Yeah, yeah, hell yeah. And there's a big family. A bunch of good twosters.

I'm gonna put all my partners on. Follow me. But then you gotta be everything to fuck with him. No, you know? You just gotta be yourself. Only black women require you to be shit when you approach you.

The rest of the races are women, they like mystery. So what do you do? I don't do shit. That's so interesting. I just love how you just took control of your life. You are a boss. Listen, this lady is confused as fuck. When did you think he was coming to see?

You don't know how she's going? She was like, what's the W man? Bro, don't worry about that. That is a young white lady. She's probably on some very expensive cocaine and just got a lot. She's been got an eight ball of her titty. It keeps sliding out because she got an eight cup.

D.C. Which y'all don't realize, and she in here with a white dude, they got Muhammad Ali tattooed on. Muhammad Ali twice tattooed on his arm. Oh, what did he fuck up one time? That's not, Muhammad, what is that?

Halloween. Can you get him, bro? Huh? You got a tour, Gotti, and Muhammad Ali. Are you a boxer? No. You was a boxer? You got the shit behind yourself?

You know what that mean? meeting this white boy beat your ass don't fuck with him he took out a high kick that's all no he you don't that motherfucker studied mohammed at me look he's telling this girl i fucking told you they when i turned a wore long sleeves fuck what's your name bro what's your name chat brack lat matt calling i know he against he got mohammed ali on one arm and annabel on the other arm i'm like damn you're gonna you're a killer and a boxer that's amazing they'll knock you out then I'm gonna fucking kill you, bro. You sure?

She's in with a nigga, don't trust her, uh-uh, set up. She says she loved me. You do? How you know, though? She's drunk here, she said, how you know, I love you. I don't like how the nigga encouraging her. Tell him, tell him, tell him, baby.

He's trying to get rid of her ass. Tell him how much you love him. He's trying to get rid of eyes. Good, you fried chicken and all that shit. Hopefully I'll let you come with him. I love you, too. You know why? Because I ain't shit without you.

My whole goal as an entertainer comedian It ain't for the money or the fame Or none of that shit I just want I just want every black woman With a little bit of hood And I'm all across America Just to say

Carlo Smiller He could get it That's all That's what you're working for Whether I get the pussy or not I just feel good Knowing that she would have gave it I need it

I don't want you to play with me bitch I need it I love hood It is the best They are a prisoner. They like, ooh, can you pay my life bill, please? Hey, what's your life? What's up to the Asian lady right there from the Golden Child?

I've seen you, ma'am. How you doing? Right there in the red. You know, she was just like, I don't know. She don't know what's going on. Get what? I bet you do now. She's going to say, oh, no.

You need the paraphrase in the wax. You need to parisade the wax. You need to parisade and the wax. You need to petafing the wax. Your foot's a very, very bad. Ooh, I got something for you. That's so fucked up. Everybody in the family turned away.

Oh my God. Look at the daughter that was born in America. Fuck you, asshole. We don't fucking do feet. She was fucking asshole. I was born in goddamn Connecticut, you asshole. They're probably holding a goddamn Toyota dealer. What's he said, Tico?

Fuck you, asshole. The road scholar. Fucking asshole. Turn your feet. Why does y'all favorite? Why does y'all favorite cuss words? Fuck you, asshole. It's because they don't know all the cuss words.

Asian people just make up cuss words. Fucking you a mutter, bitch. Pick at my heart, talk, money. If a baby is giggling in the back seat, they're probably happy. If a baby is crying in the back seat, they're probably hungry. But if a baby is sleeping in the back seat, will you remember they're even there? When you're distracted, stressed, or not usually the one who drives them, the chances of forgetting them in the back seat are much higher.

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You argue with yourself. You got it. You tell you why I never argue with them? Because I don't know how many motherfuckers in their kitchen. 80 of their ass could they be looking to? But what I don't like... Can't wait to open a dick ass. What I'm confused about is they don't know.

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What the fuck is that? And you know the fuck that part? That's exactly what you fucking order. That's exactly what it is. That's exactly what you fucking order. Hey, I had to be a friend. He was Chinese. That nigga.

Bro, I'm not tripping or are white people coming in late? I'm talking about late late late. What the fuck? What a shit is this white people? Yeah, that's right. Get the stereotype. We got Butterbean just walked in here, big white man. What's up, Butterbean?

Man, let that way dude alone. He looked like King with the man's golf. Ah! That's Butterbean right here. And he came to him with... Matt Tateo. What's up with you, Big Dog? How do you feel, man?

Where y'all from? Where you from? Where you from? Connecticut, Wupon. Not here. Gambit? Damn it, nigga. Damn, my nigger.

Damn, my nigger. How are you in shape and out of shape at the same time? Your ass sitting in that seat built like a fucking croissant, my nigga. That's not some more than that, nigga. He can't help it. I knew someone. Look, I thought she is not praying. Excuse me, y'all gotta get up.

I told you. This is not your seat. Margaret is not lying. Get your ass up. You see? You see? Still, that motherfuckers not. I'm gonna tell you right now if I got to go to the back.

Let me some music for motherfuckers who still seats. Motherfuckers who still seats. Look, the other people dare want to show her ticket. Uh-uh, I don't want to show your mind. Get your ass up cause you stole them seats. Get your ass up cause you throw your seat. Get your ass out touch you stop with them seats. White bar, we're not sitting in right there.

I said you know you're not sitting right there. What you say, Chico? You go about my chair. You know you're not sitting right there. Ooh. Yeah. Yeah, you know you're not sitting right there She's a hell of it, I'll be right there

Get your ass up Get your ass up Get your ass up Get your ass up Hey, get your ass up Get your ass up Get your ass up You get my seat

You in my seat You ain't got no king You in my seat You in my seat You in my seat Oh Don't play Why I ain't playing

Why I ain't playing Get your ass up And get your ass up Get your ass up Cause you stole emcease Gotta get your ass up You got to get your ass up We ain't even getting nothing at that seat

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Maybe that ain't tickets was fat. Get your ass up. My back. Oh, you're going to be. Stay right there. If your seats, my nigger. Stay right down. If your seats, my nigger.

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Don't look at me like that Get your ass up Oh, that's a lot of teddy right now Hey The security god Looks like joy and say out Checo, chico That's a curate dog

We're all Security, chico, chico Looks like joy and say out What chico Oh Look at his praise Oh, look at his braids. Oh, look at his brains.

Oh, look at his brains. Who the fuck did that my miniser? It looked like you're about to get a sewing. Ooh, it looks like you got a little red spot right there. It looks like you about to get a sewing. He just got them dead today. He can't move his head. You about to get a lace fronts.

Ray to the back so you can get your lace fronts. Y'all knows you get those new brains. You can't move. She was like, what type of hairstyle you want to? I don't know. Just make sure it's tight because I'm going to the show. Come on, come on. Hey, man, that's like a little move.

That we're going to play all that right now. Hey, Z, we don't play. We got the brains like young M.A. Boom. Okay. Brace like young M.A. Yeah, if you look like M.A. You know why you can't trust that thing?

You don't know why? You know why you can't trust him? Wow. You call it Stephanie, I call it Hephaeemone. Because that nigga put his braids behind his ear. Any nigga got to put his half of his hair. Can't trust him. You call it Stephanie, I call it Hepany.

Singo. You can call it Stephanie, I go to Heavenie. Get your ass up. You call it Stephanie, I call it Hepany. Look at that niggum twirl, he's still a child. You got a rubber ass twirl. road glass tour but you don't sit your petty ass out they don't even play I don't kick me in all you know we got that hoodie from well you wanted at a

basketball game at the carnival you wanted to have a basketball game at the carnival on the first try yeah I told you baby I could have played an am What prize do you want let me get the hoodie? What price do you want to let me get the hoodie? Well, the Rugrats hoodie. No, it's right there, niggins. Oh, he, the rug, rat's hoodie. Another thing is that.

The rug, rat, honey. Oh, no, no. Look at my man raises that. We want one. Look at this nigger right here. The blue-a-drya right here coming out. This nigga trying to swan no misery when you go down the foot. They got the Whoopi Goldberg bread.

I didn't try to twirling a little bit, he's like, you're gonna, what are going on now? The Whoopi Goldberg grid. Up top, how you feel up top? I said, how you feel up top? I don't think of a bird me. They got the lights on killing, man, huh? How you're feeling up top? You're over there.

That is your seat? All right. All right, Neil Baker Head, son, I like it. What's up with you, baby? Look at your hair the same color as pink starbursts. I like that. Look at that. You and got the cat.

I like the soul. There we go, man. Mama, you're so real. You wore your head, your nice head here, and you got the cold. And you want your son. How old are you, little man? How old are you, little man?

Hey? What's the hell? How the hell you did that? What's up? What's so what you're going to? We don't want to need babies, Hey, hey. We got the white man out on.

The Patriots right here. This is a fat man. You're like, you're on a pizza restaurant. What's your name? I can't stand now. What's your name? John. Where are you from?

Boston. Boston. Boston. He's from Boston. Boston. Are you a red, South Spain? Yankees. Yankees.

He's a Yankee fan. What's up? What's up? Hey, we got the real white people up here. We got the white man that used to be in a motorcycle gang right here. The good hell's angels. He still got the mustache. That's your son right there.

I bet you're a soundflower rapper, Angel. You got the song. Do you know your son says the N-word on the internet? These niggas dad, you already know when he is real nigga in the building. Hey, man, you might go to come back. We can't even see your head no, mother. These people deserve themselves right now. Please come up here.

Hey, come around, she go. Her day down, how she goes? Oh, no, I can't run back down. I got to see the people up top. Hurricane Phyllis. What's up, gee? How's that plan? How are you doing?

What's up, Jay. How are you doing? Hey, if anybody's strong with me, this niggas gonna knock him out. Right here. Look at y'all. Oh, Tico! Oh! Oh!

Oh! What's up, man? Ow! My niggas got the all right. My niggas look at you. You look like the... Come on the ghouly. You know a little monster.

Baby? What about you? What about you? What about you? All the way of the time. All the way in time. We go on this time. Hey, you got a gang over there.

Make some noise from my name, right here. This thing look like, you look like a lesbian. Look it off the business. She can put some cute feet on. He got tins and everything. He's a guy. Hey, why you're going to do that?

I got a smoke with juice. I'm going. So with you, Shaka Khan. How you going? You got a fuck me. I want to smoke. Shaka Khan. We got her.

Chico! You? They did over him, Chico. Oh, they did over there? Don't forget about the middle. Love that I had one. What's up, M.G. How you go ballet crowd.

What's up? We don't get up top with it. What's up, dear? What's up? What's up? What's up? Oh! You did.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm up there. That's what I'm up with you. You did. Oh. You get. Baby up here. Don't forget about the minute I want to hear you

everybody. Oh, let's get you. What you're on? Happy birthday to my nigger be right here. Hey, you're Hey, he can Boston Max, too, that is.

All right. Look at that, boy. Hey, hey, look at you. Oh, what's up, nigga? Oh, got your white friend. What's? Hands up, dick, hands up. Whoa.

Alright, you good. Hey, Craig. I know that pussy good. That pussy good, Gee. What the folks ain't on. There's too much shit going on around here. Hey, ma'am. Oh!

Looking like Sinclair off living singer. What's up with you? Yeah. Oh, we're in my God. What's up, baby? You said, what's up, baby? What's up, baby? What's up, gee?

How are you going? How are you going? She's gonna free your ass back. I am. Hey, how old are you? You can go to your ass back. Hey, call up, y'all. We got a number 13-year-old in here, man.

Where in? Right here. What's your name? And start telling you to play spades. What's your name? Anthony. Anthony. So how grown you in it?

I know how to listen to that with you. Anthony got a pebble on his nose. You know he ain't get no pussy yet. Oh, maybe he has. He got a witch pimple on his nose. You know he ain't fuck nobody yet. He probably did. heard the wrong pussy.

What's up? You know when you're on, you're going in the day. Yeah. Oh, what's up? Oh! What's up? Yeah! Oh!

Chico, you know he's somebody, daddy. Look how his shirt tucked in. I know. There's a motherfucker. It's a jeez shirt, too, so you know his ways to get you. What do you need? Time out. Cut the music. We got a dilemma.

Hold up. Hold up. Chico, don't let the nigger with a tin and walk by you. Oh. Oh, that they're going to drop a motor right now. You know, cutting the shton. You don't even know how to walk in their business. That nigga walk like Forrest Gunt when the braces.

That nigga walked out of Stettling, big ass. We need to jump. That they're in the Houtain clan. There you go. Come on, Mama. Oh, the Asian man, what do you need $10 for? I mean, don't get here. That shit to his cut in Sabada. You need $10 for a drink.

You need $10 for a drink. You paid $10 for that? $12. You lie, nigga. You're smoking here with a corona. You're Mexican. Stop playing. Are you Mexican?

What? No. Guatemala. Guatemala. Same money. Hey, man, see if he'll sell us a key of dope. You said, hey, my man said, Guatemala's got all the cocaine.

He said, yes, we do. Yes, we do. Yes, we do. I can't believe that for $10. He did. He asked me for $10. He did. He asked me for $10.

He tried to get you somebody money back. Real nigg. Yeah. Man, hey, man, hey, you disrespectful the shit for them ponytails, nigger. Fuck is wrong with this, nigga, yeah. Hey, that nigga looked like his shit was longer, but this girl got mad and cut him off while he was sleeping. That nigga had a bad lawnmow accident. You look like you're about to get your shit flat-eyed, nigga.

Get the hell going on with you. Had to come show some love to mash and tuck it up top. What is security guard, funny as hell. built like what he built like you know what he built like bro he can't wait for some shit to go down he ain't gonna do shit oh buddy they're fighting he ain't gonna do shit that nigga built like manny fresh if you ask you so shit gonna pop off he ain't gonna do shit but tomorrow just phone hold up i need some juice for i call him oh that's security that's just be intimidation they're like what you gonna do you're

Oh shit, D.C., I gotta ask you something. I gotta ask you something, be careful in him. Okay. There's some killers in this bitch. You don't see the nigga with the jersey with all the teams on it. Being the hat, don't even match the jersey. He'll shoot this bitch up. Shoot the bitch up.

And the hat, leather like you're in a dip set in 2000. And the bitch's size eight in a hand. This is a whole murder. Dipset. Dipset. Dipset. Dipset. Dipset.

Do you don't? No, he don't. They do fuck at home depot. Yeah, it's another nigga who got on the vine road with some hell through the middle. You know this nigga fight like a whole bitch. Damn. Ah, let him go, Tyrone! Shut up!

Let him go! Do it! Shut up! Don't do that. Shut up. And? And, come. Oh, no.

Stop, Tyrone. Stop. You know that nigga fight like your big sister. You're going to fuck your nails up, Tyrone. That shit hurt because you hit you with this part. Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's kickin. Yeah.

Shout out to my mad fat Erg Beney in this motherfucker. What's up with you? You look just like Erg Beney with the sandals and everything, gee. What you, a camp counselor? Ah, nigger, what, we're ceasing up behind you? Look, we got O.T. Jimenez. Oh, yeah, what's up, O.T? He's right here, oh, mm-hmm. He looks like he just hum all the time.

D.C., I got to ask you this, though. I've been asking everybody else, and we didn't get the crowd of me. And I seen a meme the other day, right? And there was a cartoon drawing of a man and his wife. On the top half of the cartoon, the man came home from work and said, damn, I've been at work all day in this house still filthy. Then the bottom half, the wife responded, yeah, you've been at work all day, but we still broke.

Ooh, I would have grabbed that bitch. Put her outside of the broke home. They told that bitch to figure that. What do you do? What do you mean you do? We still broke. Bitch, you couldn't. How do you reply to that?

That's aggressive, bro. It should have been one more pitch under that. Spearer. What should have been? You can't hear the one, but you can spill, though. Bitch, it's Monday. I don't know how to get paid on Monday. Shoot.

That's tough, man. What? This is telling me that I've been spending 12, 8, 8, 12 hour hard label. Alright, let me ask you. We all have heard of terrible stories about broke-ass men. You ever fuck a little broke-ass woman? Listen. Yes!

Yes! Broke-a-haired woman. Come on. Only 21, only 21 men in here. There's a time. This is the time. You know, some line.

Look at the motherfuckers. That's what you're all up. But that's the thing, Loe. I was thinking about this the other day. You know how women got women's intuition? And they expect us to just respect women's intuition that they just psychics and they can just feel shit. What if we had a nigger intuition?

I do. We do. And you can just feel when you meet a woman like, oh. I feel. Roaches? Uh-oh. Hold on top. Is that roachers?

I feel, oh. Wait a minute. Is that an am mattress I see? Oh my God. Wait a minute. My nigger intuition is telling me you pours a motherfucker, man. Now that mattress be good, but I can't let you do roaches like that. Because roaches don't mean that you broke.

Somebody else tell them, because I can't tell them. I can't tell them. I can't tell them. I can't tell them. I don't. Okay. It just mean you just need to clean up a little bit more. You need to clean up a lot more if you got rosy.

You got a rose and you see a plate, they're like, uh-uh, didn't I tell y'all don't be leaving no plates around? And it crumbed getting a roast to be like, be fuck with us again, here we go. What the fuck? Hey, man, what's going on, bro? What's up with you? Why, I'm on with that jaw, your ass. What's wrong with you? Hey, don't hit him, D.C., that's that dude from catfish. No, it's not. That's my man from Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Right there.

Hey, that man was scared of a little. He was like, I just want to move the camera. What's the name of that movie when they was playing? Who Wants to be a Millionaire Indian? What is called? Slumdog Millionaire. That's my man from Slumdog Millionaire right there. Who wants to be a millionaire?

I don't leave no people alone before they fuck out of show. You know they're not. They don't they got our money. You know they own this casino. Oh, no. I thought the Indians own this. Oh, they got a truth. They all together.

The Native Americans. Chico, they got a truth. They all the Native Americans, man. I fuck a child, man. Y'all don't get the credit. If there's any other men here, y'all don't get the credit I deserve for getting fucked over in America the way y'all do. I'm fucking.

There's a lot of minorities in here. It's a lot of minorities in here. Make some noise if you don't know who your dad is. You're a minority, too. I'm talking about, like, if your father wasn't in your house. Like, right? But he stayed down the street though. Look at my man raised his hand.

Quick as him up. Hey, wasn't that some ghetto air shit? When your daddy didn't live with you, you'd be in the car with your mom and she says some mean shit. Dago your daddy right there, ugly. Stop the car, let me go holler at my home boy. What's up, man? You're still in this street? I believe in you.

The rest of the family are gay and boy, show these motherfuckers you. My daddy give me some money. So when I get the car, I can talk shit. Please give me something. You know, my dad will be overall. My dad gave me twitting him. I told you he was a good man. Give it that $20 again for 10 years.

He'll hold that $20 over your head. Son, you're gonna say I ain't do nothing for you. Shit, you're gonna say, I ain't do nothing for you! Who $20? That was my last one, niggil. And I gave it to you, you're my son. Come on now, shit, let me in on some of this shit you got going on. You're in here now. Right, nobody's money other than a black father, bro.

Black, I'm talking about who's one. Like a black lover. What a nigga hurt? The nigga just be outside in the yard and in front of him. in front of your grandma, how she's gonna put me on child support? I've been supporting everything new kids do. Then you got a slow crowd, slowdown. Y'all don't, y'all don't me?

I do anything for y'all. Mom and that's all the shit, your bitch-ass daddy, I did crying again. Your bitch-ass daddy, I get crying again. Oh shit. Hey, she'll give you the ultimate. You better go get your drunk-ass daddy on calling the police. No, mom. He can't go back.

I ain't got no problem. I want to get in the house or get in the house. He can't go back. Bitch, let me in. Don't that nigga in the screen. Bitch, I still, let me, yeah. That's what I'm tough being a man. You get into an argument with your woman.

You got to leave your own house. She will put you out your own shit. Get out of my house. You'd be like, your house. Ooh, shit. Well, I did not tell the rent man that when I paid him last month. Real niggas, we would not call the police, I don't even fuck.

They were called the police on your, they were called the, I don't go to fuck, how real she say she is. They'd been to call her. She'll act, they be nine one right there, and she's just accidentally, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Ladies, make some noise if you would never call the police on your man. Yeah. They lie, I hear the move. That shit sound, ooh! I see that, that's a Hispanic woman right there.

She ain't playing, she's going to stab the shit. Oh, hell no, that's exactly why she ain't calling the police because she's going to do so much shit before they get there. She ain't gonna follow, but she got one on her damn cell. She gonna stab the shit. Come in, Ramon. You say you didn't know her, but I check your Instagram and your life of picture. She'd be like, baby, I don't know what she's talking about. I don't know nobody's name.

But you're lying to me, you're a mom. She took her with her in the Spanish. She tore her in the knife around like this. She ain't playing who. She ain't playing, ooh, it's a nice little ar-a-thuh, ow. You better to stop, see, I don't do that if you're not freaking for real, stop. All that faking like you'll do that shit. Don't you, bitch, you know what I'm talking about you?

I'm black, I'm black and skinny. They're freaking for real. She got a canned beer. They're ready to fuck. My dick and my ankle, bitch. You better stop playing. Any woman got a canned beer. They're ready to do whatever.

Right now, in the car. No space. Fuck with it, she did got the canned beer with the cup. With the cup. around and get the dip in your dig in that cup. What's the name, baby? Angela. You're gonna fuck the homie like that, bitch.

Oh, wait a man. Nah, damn this bitch and shit. You got to a whole not to make my head. This bitch is crazy. You gotta sing. That was a lucky guess. Look at white people like that was this stereotyping. I was this stereotyping.

Oh, look at Josh. Yeah, they be fucking together. They know each other. Ah, yeah, come, come. They said, ah, like they're from the journey shore. They did everything. Y'all so crazy. Angela, and what's your name?

I'm Angela number two. Your name is Jackie Baby. Jenny. Jenny. Oh, hey, Jenny, the type of bitch who will bring the condoms to the threesome. You gotta have two, okay? When you ready, fuck me? Put that one on.

Okay. Look at all the niggins who don't know what going on. What you're talking about? Yeah, yeah. Hey, D.C., you ever have a threesome and go to sleep and you wake up the bitch is still fucking like, oh, this is freaking for real. Hell no, I can't trust that bitch. You go to sleep when I go to sleep.

Uh-uh. Lay now. Lay now. Yeah, y'all do enough. I gotta check my jeans. These bitch is tripping. Got your ass. Fuck my gun, man.

I ain't never had a threesome before. I haven't experienced that yet. A threesome. Why? I haven't had a threesome right. You try everybody as soon as you get your first one. Hey, you're a fucking other bitch. Once you break the ice, you're in the game, huh?

I ain't broke the ice yet. Nick, I ain't never felt handsome until that day. That was the only time I felt attractive than the motherfucker. Just to see them negotiating the dick. We want to talk about it. Look at me. I'm you. Oh, winner!

They're having a discussion. I was going to suck the dick first. I ain't never... Like right there, I can see this shit. Right. Right. She lit, bro. I ain't get it yet, man.

I got to leave to y'all. I ain't never fuck two women at the same time. And then the two women, phew. They tried to give me a threesome. Them wasn't the two you wanted to fuck. I tell you that. Woo-wee. I'm talking about Oswald Cobbopat. Oh, Oswald, Cobbop.

And they was ready. Yeah. Had the sun dress on and everything. You weren't wearing in this pussy, Chigo. I was like, I sure don't, ma'am. I am so okay. You said the bitch would be like a snow cone. Yeah, big.

I'm talking about. Big. They walked up. So Chico, you're trying to tell me two women shaped like this trying to fuck. Listen, Carlo. You know what? I want to fuck the shit out of that rental center chair. I ain't lie.

I was right between that pussy. I'm like you're saying right here. Yep. I'm getting in it. Nope. Yep. I'm getting in it. Nope.

Looked like you're under the hood of a Chevrolet. There ain't no way in the world. That's the thing. I ain't been working on my legs. Ain't nowhere in the world I was going to take that challenge on. They walked up extra big, too. They had no back, number heels. Hey, Chico B.

I was like, hey, how y'all doing? We want to fuck you. I was like, you do? She was like, yeah, what's up? Would you want, you're scared? I was like, yes, ma'am. I was very scared. She's a girl.

She's a cripp. She's a champion. She's up champion the Crip. Hey, for real, I'm happy. She's like, oh shit, y'all are talking about me? Yeah, man. Why she's just like a box of incense? Yeah, she definitely is.

She looked like a box of nag chumble. She's like to pull a clock right out on that damn tito. That's the out of fish. You're gonna go to the PTA meeting. Where the fuck my son dead? Word out. What the fuck my son dead? Where my son ain't dead?

What is you talking about? Blue out. like a twist the game okay right leg you're gonna sit your crap macaroni and she looking their hand down that's right they're looking like a Pepsi that's what you look like a Pepsi can bring the speed a lot to come back to sitting in this go give me a court I'm gonna scrabble I'm gonna see if I want good Pepsi can. I want you to know.

That's a hit. Four. I appreciate you, buddy. Tell me when you want it to be. Tell me, baby. How do you want to know now? Just because my loveliness it carries me

and I must have said I still believe, still believe when I love with you I'll lose my mind I give me a sign Come on Hit me, baby, what I'm calling

That man, you don't take that shit, ain't I was, I suppose Hey, they're gonna'all Hey, they're gonna'all She, I love Brenda Smith, but she had that love That love that little, that love is going to school, Skye.

Go on, hey, the first time I've ever heard that she was like, hit me baby one more time, I was like, she must have signed to Ike Turner. Ike Turner. She's trying to get a hit again. Damn. Got to catch that one later. Bitch if you die, kid. She said, hit me, baby. She said, hit me, baby.

Listen, to me, that's the greatest biopic ever. What's love got to do with it? It don't get no better than that. Right. Even in the back, like, bitch, you, that's not tough. That nigga, I said, all right, bitch, hit me. You die a kid. You hit me? You die. That's the coldest shit ever said in the movie ever. If you die, I kill you.

he and you. He would walk my hands up. Ike Turner really was a motivational speaker. Why you say? You remember when it came in the studio? He was like, no, fuck that, eh? You got to sing that shit. You're just saying, me about singing that shit. He got put some stank on it.

When he told him put some stink on it, to sing from the pussy? Oh, yeah, he was mad. You remember that shit? When he put some stank on it, and he hit on the pussy? She's like, I don't know a chance he went in there and killed him. That nigga was mad. She was like, I know how to sing the song. I wrote.

the words i oh yeah you wrote the goddamn word don't know how to send a goddamn song oh you're gonna tell i you won't tell i how to send the goddamn okay okay that's what it is she you'll tell i how to send the goddamn song that's right you're gonna tell i how to say the motherfucker song you're gonna tell me how to sing the goddamn song will send the goddamn song right hmm all right now i got the goddamn record company on my back or they they're only about the bullshit now you're coming at me talking about all this got their bullshit and they've been to get the fuck on now.

You're gonna get the phone now. I hope they made up some of that shit. They made up, they had to make up a lot of shit. He made that shit. When she broke the window out of the car, and he sat there just talking to himself, see, now you're fucked up a damn fine automobile. You're fucked up a damn fine automobile.

Then the nigga went home and beat his son up. Yeah. Damn! Then remember he came and set the pistol down on the table? Uh-huh. Yeah, what's gonna do about that, huh? Yeah. I told you. I told you, you can't leave me, bitch. Didn't I told you. I told you. She's sitting there, whatever, Ike. Nami-o-Range.

That was real love. That was real love. I was just about to say. That was real love. She wanted to be there. Don't spoil the movie no more because the white people sitting there like, who is this guy? Yeah. He's your father. Your mama know about him. I'm telling you.

Oh. Much love to all the fine women who are out here tonight. All the fine women. The single. We don't give a fuck if you single or not. I need a fine-ass running up top. I got to get him another shout-off. I need you to be stress-free, two kids.

No, because what if it's a band bitch in here who not single but she'll cheat on that nigger? You don't want her to be left out. I need a motherfucker that ain't trying to go on to their kids tonight because they stress. Salute to the two sisters up top. And they got a game system. He is straight. There'll go. D.C., you know that pussy good.

She got the stretch marks around the navel. Oh, yeah. Yeah, she might, oh, she got the, oh, out, out, out, out, look at that. You know what that means? What? Yeah. That means she got a little stupid-ass. That means she got a little boy.

She do? Yeah. See, I told you. She's like, I do. I do. When the stretch marks be right there in the middle, that's the boy. Oh, little girls make, look good. Once she get pregnant and have a little girl, it looked like in fire.

It comes from the whole shit. Hold on. Teach me song. Teach me song. What happened? What happened now? If she got stretch marks and it's like right here and then on the size, too, that's a little girl. Right.

But if it's just like in the middle part. That's a little boy. Hey, man, that nigger right there is an OBGYM right there. This is a nigger. Hey. And if she got the stretch marks right here that's darker than her real skin, that means her kid is at least 10. Damn. Yeah.

Because you know what made them turn dark? Because that means the ass was little. Then he got real fat. Then he got... She lost a little bit. Then he got fat again. That's what made them turn a different. So what about the scratch marks when you go across and they feel like the emergency lane?

Oh, that just means she was skinny and got fat. No, that means that she was in her pregnancy, her baby daddy stretched her out. Oh, she was real stressed out. Oh, so when they stretch it, look at this, is the OB-G-Y-N. I don't know. I don't know nothing else. It makes sense. I'm going to lift your stomach up. Let me see.

Ask me something. Lift your stomach up. Ask you something about some pussy. I can tell you anything about some pussy. Okay, okay. I got a question. Okay. How do you know that pussy is good before getting it?

Oh, it's simple. It's got a mustache right here. It's like, it's like. That's a fact. It right now. You'll be like, oh, no, I don't make sure. I'll tell you. Okay, so we got the mustache.

It's just a simple. It's a little silly, right? Don't require you to do shit at all. Look at her ears, bro. If the bitch ears clean, that pussy is magnificent. But if you look in the bitch and you see wax, don't fucking do it. Don't touch that bitch. You can not get in the shower.

Look at all the ladies in here like, mother, fucker. Yep, your finger stank right now, bitch. Stop! No, the inside the head, but don't nothing. That back there? Ooh. I don't know what he's going on.

It's like the dirty back there, like, mm-hmm, ain't moving now. It's smell like you got the music You see how quiet it got, it got real still, right? Yeah, because it is there. The bill, it got real still. The way they start moving. This, nigger, no what you're talking about. Look, then the ladies, I don't like to use Q-tips, first of all,

because they fucked up my head, I was in the third grade. I'm gonna think you better you. Better get in there. What's another way? Okay, I ask you another question about pussy. How do you know as a man that the pussy is for you? Look, I would only recommend a service to my listeners that's been good to me.

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wake up and watch your pussy, it'll never be yours. It's always her. It's always hard. But how do you know she wants you to have it? You think that question is a hard question for me? He think that's a hard question for me. If you were with your girl, if you were the woman and y'all got that. and she opened her legs like this and the pussy opened up by itself and make that

little sound that look that's your pussy. Okay. When the pussy open up by itself, you don't got to spread nothing. The puppy is already snobbing like a little stupid boy with small bob, come on. Yeah. When the pussy got the little line from the pussy to the leg, you're swabbing. Yeah, that's you. That's all you.

Okay. I got another question for you there. I ain't better. What type of pussy is worth the most effort to achieve giving? Come of it! I respect that. No, this bullshit. If you got a woman that makes sure you ate every day.

Okay. She carries you drink water. Okay. She's trying to get you out the streets. Okay. She makes sure you got to do that. Here you go. No, this is, that's the pussy that's worth getting.

A bitch who'll give a fuck about your well-being. Not just today. Like this bitch want to see you have a future Okay Well teach them how to be women then I can't do that Yeah I can't do this man

All of y'all ladies clapping They did none of that shit ever Right All you ever did was cussing niggas to fuck out Right Ever Sometimes that's be loved You got a piece in the microwave

Right now bitch I don't know that Like she said that's me Sometimes getting cussed out Who's it's up to How it's getting cussed out Because sometimes You know and niggas get caught in the cycle

Doing the same shit Open and over and over Like what, though? Just talk to him. Like if you're a street nigger, you can only play the street so long. Right, right, right. And it always be that one time where she begging you, Hey, please just don't go. It's just don't feel right. I'll be right back.

She's telling you because your license's been. But it always be that land tide you should have saved and you went. But then what happens? You got jump, stupid-ass boy. Just take your bills and let her get jump with you. Fuck around with you. When y'all turn crazy, y'all turn crazy. That's the thing.

They don't turn crazy. They be crazy the whole fucking time. No, that's what I mean. They turn. They turn just like when the moon come out of certain night, they just, the dick is mine now. It belongs to me. I'm going to tell you when they turn crazy,

you got to hit that little wall. You know, it's a pussy. It's deep, but you know what I'm saying? It's like a little wall. What are they called it? Do you do this shit? What, right around? Serve it.

Yeah, serve and sit. What? I know. I'd be in now. Yeah. There you. I'm like, what they deal? Tell them to come outside.

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that the dick is in her stomach, she's a fucking liar. All right? The stomach is up here, niggas. You ain't hitting the stomach. And if she's telling you in a complete sentence, she's lying to you. Oh, yes, it's in my stomach. No, it's not even in her pussy. Well, actually, I did some research. Some women's stomach is connected to

She ain't gonna be able to tell you. It ain't gonna be like, oh, it's in my stomach. It's gonna be like, oh, my God, take some of this. They're gonna be crabby your ass like, uh-uh, uh-uh, don't you put out there, they get back up. Stop, tip only, please. You get aggressive. You're like, bitch, I'm not gonna be doing this, okay?

Yeah, that's fucked up. What if you take all this, okay? Once you put that little restriction on your leg, uh-uh, too much stick. Like, move, let me, let me do me. Move. Be myself. I ain't used to using my whole dick, man. I had a bit grab my dick at the bottom to prevent me for putting all my shit in.

Nope, I'm like, damn, you didn't put a goddamn. A clink bag on the watch. No, I went to a boot on my dick. That's what she did. Hey, I know some girls that are taking. Look at all the names that they'll take it and you. Dick don't have a bottle. I didn't know that was possible.

She got all the dick and she's like some more. I'm like, miss, I don't know if I ain't got no more. Yeah, I can't stand them. They're greeted. I'm like, bitch, you want the balls suit? God. Damn, this is fucking me now. I'm like, look, uh-uh, I ain't come over here for this, uh-uh.

You balls deep? Bit eyeballs deep. I'm talking about you can him. Like, bitch, I'm starting to hurt myself trying to fuck the shit out of you, bitch. I'm feeling to go. They'll have a hernia, nigger. I gotta go. She's like harder.

I'm like, bitch, I am. You can't fucking too hard. It's gonna look like somebody stepped on them nuts. Ha. You're gonna beat you on it. Hey ma'am that just came and said fuck it and stood right in the middle to record What make your baby daddy mad? What are you recording me?

I'm all on your girl phone, nigger She just standing there with the android She loved me, yeah this ain't even me this shit gonna look like art killing She said it's an iPhone, it's an iPhone What you're recording for? You, you're gonna go home play with yourself with this video? This ain't even record, she's just stupid I don't want to be in it. See, these minority women sent your ass up.

I don't want no pause anymore. Why you say that? Because I don't know, they don't know what consent mean. I don't concede me. I just call you 30 years from now, you know, I don't remember saying yes. Dang. The first time. What the fuck?

The first time. My whole goal tonight, fellas, is to make sure that this white woman don't write a Yelp review on us. Because I can just see that she is just sitting there getting her thoughts together to go blog tonight. today I tried to do something a little different. You reading this shit wrong, chica. She won't the fuck one of us. Look how she got her legs crossed under the other leg. Nah, she's going to be at the house bragging with a glass of wine.

Legs crossed. So today, I went to a show in Mash and tuck it with my boyfriend. And we set up front. And for some reason, these guys were very, very sexually driven. I mean, a lot of... A lot of talk about pussy. and tities and vagina and all types of stuff. And they were talking about minorities, Asian people.

I don't know how I feel about it. But, I mean, it's worth checking out if you're into, you know, crazy black people's stuff, you know? It's pretty cool. What's your name, ma'am? What's your name? Maggie? Maya.

Your name is Maya? Like Maya Angela? black community. Wow. What the for? Wait a minute. Her name is Maya. Your name is Maya? She's a Hispanic kid.

No she's not. Your name is really Maya. Your name is Maya. Where you from, Maya? Massachusetts. Maddie. Maddie. Massachusetts.

Massa took two shits. That's how it. I ain't never seen no shit like this. Maya. White Maya. Look, even the white girl can't believe it. That bitch is lying. I'm never with a white, Maya.

Really? What's up, baby? I see you here with these lag green all. What's going on? I'm a kid. It's so juicy. City, girl, with the green notes. I just came from Hawaii, too.

Ooh, you made me. Ooh. Looked like a sex-ass tennis ball. I ain't lie. Ooh. Ha-ha. I'll take you back and go. Boom.

Boom. That sexy-ass tennis ball. That is classy. Salute to that afro right. there look at you with the beautiful natural scene playing she can't see the wrong fro her eye he loves me that the next to me he feels me he wills me la da da la da you know that's all she's fucking right there right there is king the black man is righteous stand-alone black man be yourself be who you are forever stand

your image of standing uplifted black kid. The afro, black woman, the afro like the bottom of the pick. The afro is a factor. You said fuck perm and relaxer. Because the black woman is the queen. She's got back to her roots. Speaking of the roots, look at her roots. Look at her roots.

She does what she does. Make it love. Oh, wow. You are so beautiful, so beautiful and so sick. When you take that afro pic, When you take that Afro pick, I can't explain what it does to my stick of love. Talk to her, my brother. My stick of love is driven by your Afro because we know that you achieve higher,

even in the same as a white woman named Maya. Vibrates. Vibrate. Get that shit one more time, bro. By the power, by the power, by the power, by the people in the back. And she goes, it's really a wig. It's really hard. Got another one.

Look at her. My sister said it's not a wig. It's not a wig. Don't try me. My hair is growing out of my head like properly. You see it? Very fluffy. She is not a liar.

Her is fluffy. like Lynn out of the dryer, you see it. Let me tell you how I know this shit was powerful. Because the white lady stuck her fist up and said, Black lives matter. Black eyes matter. So mama said yes she can, which made it possible for the lady to come here

dressed like a Pepsi can. Come on. Come on. This is your lady right here. It's your lady. She be praying. Your hair and shit. I know you did this praise

you're making that little thing lay on your teeth while you do it as hell you already know their love has been freed she has her tics separated they look like two three five bags of weed you know it's going down this nigga drunk in the mother

this look at me Hey, you know his drunk, he'll be a little drunk. Yeah, you already know that is a killer. Without the hat, you look like a 10-year-older Carlos Miller. What's up, brother? He ain't got no opera in my face. That thing is a killer. He ain't got no apparel, that's nice.

Shut your ass up before I sent security over that a tip of you, look. He ain't got no face to express. You enjoyed this, sir? You enjoyed this? You enjoyed this? You're good. They're having a good time. And I say, please don't mind me.

The young lady has on the sandals that the auntie that got on drugs in the 90s. You know it's going down. Another fuck she don't got in some chillies. Pure cocaine. Here come came. Hey, chick, I was just checking on dude. I was checking on dude. He got that look on his face, like he wants to move out.

He just want to leave his old He said, he ain't going no way, he's man He ain't going nowhere, she said You don't speak English What the fuck? He just sing that like, no, yes, no, yes Green? Yes

Give me a little yes Yes Man, they're 50s He made the song Green Salute to the old gentleman On the second row that's falling asleep I see you, sir

I see you, sir, wake yourself up. Look at him, he's so tight, he can't even see. He's sitting there like, is he talking to me? We see you, Lance, wake up. Who are you talking about that? Him right there? No, right here. The dick right here.

The dude, look at that, that's getting up there, point him. Yeah, the one that's sitting up there very heavy. He has the same hairstyle as the actor Joe Pesci. how we do you go right now with the look with the little coldest thing you're right now you've got to look cold the thing thank you to come again

yeah hey DC as a black man in America we all fight the street the black man sitting across from them looking like

you're pop from lean on me what's up they used to call your and now they caught your bat back there's the steel put the chains on the door

what do you do what they do what they do? What do you do? you'll be dead You'll be dead in a year You'll be dead in a year The storm

Yeah You'll be dead in a year It's the snowed cocaine You'll be dead in a year It's the store cocaine You'll be dead in a year It's a song A bike and heat in a melody

Yes You'll be dead But you'll be high Feity side You ain't going to feel it because you are Fedizai Let's still put your chain on the door

Fedizai Looka still put the chain on the door Jong Teng Nigger Jum I say what Junk Nigger Junk

Nigger Jop Jop Nita Jop Nita Jop Nita Jop Jop Nita Jop Nita Zama Jail that it's gone back don't

miss and see you say that's going Mr. Dill take it's saying back on Mr. Dishol's a little bit Junk Junk Junk

Jolla put the Jeter go to Junk Junk Jop Jop Mitzitz Sto put the same for the same to the

go I say it's a lot RETT Wully P M Maya has never seen lean on me.

Get that shit again, bro. Mr. Seale could you change on the door. Maya has never seen lean on me. Mr. Seam could you change on the drug. Maya's confused. You don't know what we're talking about? No. This big.

No. No. We got to give her one of her movies. Shit. Shit. What is a white movie? Fuck. Band cap!

Your cities look like mosquito bites. What's your favorite movie, Maya? Your cities look like mosquito bites. What's your favorite movie? What's your favorite movie? Amen. What you told that girl? She's like, I don't fucking know.

I don't know what my favorite movie is. Look these people to fuck alone. Nope. Can you see your back out? Nah. You're all, nigger. You gotta watch it. When he told that bitch, I said that shit, there's a lot.

mosquito bites red you are going to shit your pants ain't that how y'all thought white people you're gonna shit your pants look at the dude with the border he's like i'm definitely not gonna get any fucking pussy tonight yeah you are you're gonna get some don't worry about shit he's like no i'm not bro no i'm fucking not you good sure you're looking like mosquito bites you're But I'm about it was a kid. But I'll fight him again. I'm about to fight the procedure bite. That type of thing.

Shout out to the big lady leading that you way. I like you, boo. Look at you. Big fine hands. Oh, that's right. That's right. Look at that cock you can't do. Look at hands.

Look at hands. If you try to go down them steps like, oh shit. Hey Chico, yeah. Don't she look like when you're watching the news and the weather come up, it'd be about it like a thunderstorm coming. We got a bad bitch of him dressed like a severe thunderstorm warning. He looked like Superdoplin 12. Just like a thunderstorm coming is a morning. Oh my kid.

Hey, shout up to everybody who came from there. Who yeah, who'd have lost all that money, now they just sitting there here, sad, you're a bitch. Jam, what is your name? What's up, Brandon? How you doing? For real. Your tithes are made of my oaks and dreams. Everything I ever wanted in a titty.

You got it two times. Bitch, Arielna, you look just like this. You leave my new wife's tithes alone. You got a huge girl. They're talking about your auntie like this. See, that's the auntie that's married in the family. She got sitting that nice. You know she ain't got no ass. She is. What? She, yes she do.

Yeah, she do. That's what she's sitting on right now. Right, exactly. Mm-hmm. Go get up. Find you so good. Oh, now, I'm good. I'm good. You guys are ready right here?

You guys have a good time. Look, you think you're on vacation. What's you down for? He looked like the dude. He looked like the dude that wrote in the men about them letters. That's a runner. His name is Connor. Connor, where you from, Connor?

It's Stan. Who? New Hampshire. What the hell you won't like this, Connor? Where the fuck is New Hampshire? What the fuck is that? I forgot that was a state. Three hours away.

New Hampshire is three hours away. New Hampshire, what is New Hampshire known for? White people. White people. White people. White people. White people. They never have any blacks around.

They never have any people. Blacks around White people Never want to have any blacks around White people Never want to have any blacks around New Hampshire White people Hey

Y'all make some noise for the security guard His head has not moved the entire show Hey why y'all see you later? New Esther Oh yeah This is where you come see a show like that too When you come to the casino That's how the white men be singing

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Our biggest sponsor of the night, white women named Maya. She's not white, that's her alias name. Amen. This has been a wild-ass show. It's about that time. D.C., you want to say bye to him? Already said bye. Anything you want to say in closing. Well, that's where in my blood, yeah.

Hold on, hold on, we got this, hold on, let's break this shit down. Y'all start packing this shit up. shit up. Fuck girl, truck! What's on my nigga? Yeah. Maskin' tuck it. No matter if you're not from mash and tuck it, fuck it.

You're still in the bucket with the 85 South Shore. So whether not you're up top, in the middle, or down the bottom. We want to thank each and every last one of you. Oh, before we do that. We'll Craig at. Craig. You have a general, man. You're the fuck.

We gotta get, since don't nobody live here, there ain't nobody really from here. We gotta make sure that the shit live, we gotta get one live-ass shot. So everybody who ain't never been to this bitch, you'd be like, niggins, they were lit in that bitch. Man, yeah, but we're in Massachusetts, right. Count them off, chick, all we are. All right, on the count of three, everybody in mashing tugging is going to turn up like you just hit on the ruling table in this bitch. I don't tell it.

You know how that shit be yelled, bitch ass, nixon. Yeah, we meet all of that. So on three, I need everybody on their feet. Even if your feet hurt ladies stand up. Hey ma'am, don't think we forgot about you and them, they were sitting there. They were standing up, we in Massachusetts. So, we had the 85 South Show in Nash and Tugget, Connecticut,

but we got people in here from all over, white people, Mexican people, Asian people. So I need y'all to make some noise if y'all had a good time in the Antipan. Hey, Manchin tucking, manson talking, manson, man, man, man, man, man, man, I say, man, man, man, man, I said, I got to talk it, I got to talk it, I got to talk it, I got to fucking, I got to fucking, I got to put it in a fucking, they're playing in a little, I know it's going down, hey, B.C, take the motherfucker, the right now I said hold on and let me blood down

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Make sure you stop at the merch tab on the front of the lobby. Have yourself a t-shirt. If you had tickets to the beat, three, we're going to need you down in the front. We appreciate y'all, Connecticut. Coming out to Massachusetts, touching. seven out the Foxwood casino make sure you tell somebody what you see tonight the next kings of comedy Connecticut man shentucky we appreciate y'all I don't see a cop you feel me like it was just like listening to that struggle music it's realized really and really

and shit you feel like that case shit you feel all right so think about what d'n't know what's coming up bro just rotate now I don't know if the social media wasn't just telling us that shit what happened You feel me? Like, we had, like, Poli brutality, but, you know, niggins get beat up by the polo and shit. Everybody knows that. You feel it? But they were not going to knock on that. You see what I'm saying?

And the white folks were one trying to think. They were really more scared of us. Still, but it's the thing, they're most scared that they know they got the people on each side. You go all the way out to the hallway. Damn, a lot of cheese. Hey, we're in this big. That lady is related to everybody in America.

Kill her! I didn't even keep on the bottom half of the jersey. Gene. I think it's crazy. You crazy about it? No. No. Hey, yeah.

I'll be in town if she's going to come. We're not going to get ya. No. Bish grave. What are y'all yelling about? We both together and I'm by myself. No, we both together. Stay your ass over there.

She don't want you at here. He's taking my phone. Yelling the shit. Come on, Angela, get on the shit. Oh, he takes. Because you ain't listening. Stop, stop, stop. It's all, boy.

Here it okay. You know she's real. You're looking out. What you're going to crazy? You just want to go? You're crazy? You're crazy? She'll live.

I gave you to your face. You're sexy. Yeah, I appreciate you. She's not. Snap, snap, snap. One, two. She'll find her way. She'll find her way.

She's so nice. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I'm so nice. Stop! Thank you. It's a moment. Back then.

Bye, guys. All right. She, shut it. Good, me. What's up? How are you doing? How are you doing? They got the whole game.

Queen, how you doing? How are you doing? How are you? Nope, sorry. How are you doing? How are you doing? Come on here for the moment you're not taking a group, right? Come on in, where y'all are there? Who?

Who, girlfriend with who? I stand behind you. Grab them. Round me. Round some big boys. Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Five back from the girl. He said, you round the pit bulls. I said, eh, bruh. He said, I ain't worth them. I know. Hey. You round them all.

And he said, I hear you. Oh, thank you. Thank you. All right. Hi. Hi. What are you? What are you?

What are you? What's up, brother? What's up, man? Look at Seville. Hey! You heard? What's up, baby? Go ahead and grab your phone and just have it to me, okay?

Whoever, the next, yeah. Well, you got a lock, right. I mean, cameras always can pull up. You don't win. Unlocked phone. I took a couple. Thank you, guys. Thank you, next week.

Thank you, brother. Oh, they hit Sevilleville. Ladies and gentlemen, I explain to y'all, if you get one, ladies gentlemen, I explain to y'all, if you get one photo, you can do a group or single. Please do not come up and try to argue with my staff. Come on, Seville. You could you look like my nephew.

That's all. That's all that is. All right. No, you can stem up. Severe thunderstorm. Love y'all get your cloud looking at right here. They have clouds in severe weather. See why y'all together.

Y'all are tropical. You got to love it too. Y'all gonna have a tropical baby. I'm taking a couple of days. A moala baby. Oh, make way. Who I can see who'll I say. It all do me.

It's me, you guys. Thank you, my man, Lace Front Bray. There he is. Come here, you know. Lace Front Lennie. He got all the cocaine in the city. Lace Prid Lennie. He is the eight ball.

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It's just into the club. If you ready to get geeked up, that's the guy. All right. So Mr. Eighth Ball. Thank you, man. Thank you, man. My guy. My guy.

Thank you for coming out. What's up? How you're doing? What's up? How are you doing? How are you living? Hey, you know. What's up?

You feel like you're going to pay downloads. I can tell you. Like, damn. Ah, stop him, bitch. Hey, man. The nigga that played in the motherfucker baby boy. Wesley Good. Ah!

Play that baby boy. That nigga was like, man, you ain't no motherfucker man. You ain't a motherfucker man. Take y'all. Thank you so much. Thank you. You want something to drink, Joey, Joe.

Omar. Every time I'm coming here, you always give me props. Come on, tell her, Kim. I want your mother. This is your little cousin that just play the game all the time. I've never come out of their room. Well, what? Big hit, destroy your ass when they're 14-night.

That's all here. That's all here. Fuck! Fuck! Keep the line back, bro. How you know? They keep going out. I'm tired of him playing that fortnight.

You're sick at him playing that fortnight. You're going to some tiny little trance. They'll be the real ones. Tell them. The tiny ones will be the real one. You can hit a wrist cracking when they do it. Come on, beloved. It's real thing.

I like it. It looks like Seamont. Thanks to come out. You have been able to make red. Make Ray! Make Ray! How are you going? Daniel.

What's going on? You want the ninja turn. Oh, Oh, yeah. Manor, yeah. Yeah.

Yep, yo, Bunga. Uh. Uh. Let's go. All right. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, I love this turn, right. Oh, it's Frank. It's Franklin. I can't see you. Why you're having these fucking.

What are you? What are you doing? That's right. What are you? What are you? What are that? What are that? What are that?

Oh, it's Franklin. What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

Why did you let you like Franklin? Oh, the Brickland is. What's all, man? Ah! That nigga had to wear a hat in school. Every time I see that nigga, Ah, Frank!

Tick up. What, that nigga looks like Frank. Fright. That nigga to put a tunnel shell on his back, oh, by the ten of you, bro. What's up, man? That was Frank. Hey, you know how cartoon characters kind of like?

That was Frank, bro. Everything I looked. Live action, Franklin. From Jamaica. I'm tell you, that was Franklin, bro. Go home and pull up. Franklin. The little turtle. Thank you for coming out. That nigga, that niggins turned to the side. That he was like, oh, hey, it's

Franklin. This is up, Jee. How you doing, man? What's up, Guy? For real. Jeked up, hey, hey, yeah. Geeked all the way up. Well, walking in cloud, buddy. Big eyes.

Appreciate you. Thank you, Dan. Thank you out that way for me. I want y'all diggers all day. What's up? O.G. I'm talking about yourself. Ah, ah.

Yeah. Everybody's on up hill tonight. Yes, they are. Ain't nothing to do with magic. Thank you for coming out. Let's see you. What's up here? Did you run away for him?

Don't she look right or a little bit? Oh, shit. Oh, shit. No. Where are your parents, ma'am? I was just a real car. No. You look like you're supposed to be on the Walmart.

Walmart. The mill cart. Yeah, yeah. You see him pitch up in Walmart. Yeah. Casey, please come home. Casey, if you're out there and you're listening, just know we love you. We just want you to come on where it's warm and safe.

Ah! Bro, she looks like a runaway, bro. How you doing? She looked like you're sitting behind shit, I'm already. She looked like she don't run right now, bro. This day, Auntie, that looked like she'll say, I snatch a knot in you. Look, don't jump. Wait, all her kids go to see black. I snatched a knot in your ass.

I'm gonna talk about your grandma in a minute. Oh, my Lord. Fuck you, you better stop playing. You better stop playing, man. Delta. You're a Delta. I can't with him. What you say?

I took cover. Come on. She beat me and look at the camera. Thank you. Thank you. That way from. Fuck me. Oh, that's real.

I'm too. Jane and Jack. Oh, my head. Oh, man. Hey, baby. She's sick of my shit. I don't know what I have to you. Thank you for me.

Be careful in them wedges. You fuck around and Mrs. Stephan hit that ankle. What's up? They're like the girl that tried to fight your little sister. Tennis to come outside. About 21. Man. Smile.

Thank you for coming out. Y'all got it? Oh, I already got it. It's like a driver license picture. Right, so quick. Oh, you got, look at there, you're coming in? He can't take you. That's your brother?

He can't take picture, bro. He's supposed to be here. Like, be safe. By his show me, show me what have got to do. What's up? You're a state champion in something, Mike. You can't. What's so beautiful?

The white girl. The white girl, they can draw horses. This is real good. Tell in. One, two, four, three. Feel in. One, two, four. Three.

Yeah. What's that? What? I have more than one. Thank you. You're my man. This way. She's trying to get her dude.

Get your shit. Yeah. I don't really want it. I don't really want it. Nigger got his purse with him. Got his purse with him. Got his purse with him. My knee got his purse with him.

Got some insulin. in that niggie, you're dressed and be like, y'all. Whoa. Y'all. You're backflip. Every time you go into half the boy, the nigger in the middle like this. That's a hell, man.

God damn. Y'all. They spill all, everybody alcohol. My bad, pretty. My bad, bruce. Yeah, me don't spill everybody alcohol. My bad, my bad. Yeah, I'm gonna swam by that nigga everything.

That's what you do. He's still going to do this. Give me that thing back the shit on. Oh my God. Hey, don't think of everything. Oh, shit. Who did this to you? Boy, you ain't shit.

No. Put it in to them. Put it in them. What you told him? You feel like a little to know. Well, you put them tiptoes on there, you got to hit them tiptoes. A whole baby. Wow, what's your name?

What happened, game? He said you got to use an elevator. So you got to block that way. They got to use the elevator now? I don't know. They probably block it on. No, no, no, no. He said he has a medical condition.

You got to get on an elevator. Oh, what's in there? I know, I was going to argue about, we're not arguing. His knees is under warranty. His knees is under warranty because he danced a lot. Somebody scoop that little nigger off and came upstairs. Hey, I'm curious. What's up, guys, y'all?

How you doing, man? That shit foote. What, what's the tailbone? Back here? All right, nigger. What happened when you rise up? I fuck it up at work. But I'm saying, if you go up on the elevator.

Oh, yeah, I don't have enough strength. Oh, okay. Man. That's right. You're good. You good, bro. Appreciate you coming, though. No, that's going to get you straight.

Oh show, nigga? Yeah. Oh, I was uncomfortable, though, my name. That's why he got that first. You got some pain pills in there. Yeah, but I'd be broke with $800. Ain't gonna be sleeping about the time they get to the country. Oh, yeah.

What's up here? What's that? What's that? Color coordinate? Color, man. So, y'all have a leg. Oh, hey. Oh, that's pretty good.

Up and down. Huh? They're gonna up a down. Are they gonna up a thing? One, boom. Yeah. Oh, man, you made me grab, buddy. I don't say no like shit about me. They said I won't go to be shit.

Hold on, hold on. We know she's deep in the street. You know, you're taking a group or you take it? Oh, my God. Hold on, hold on. This a real legend. We know she's deep in the streets. We didn't be in the street. Stop, snap, snap, snap. One, I.

They got a ponytail suit. You know she been getting niggins. I'm one of her niggins. I said her back down. No, you can't be her. That that one that would be like, uh-uh, John, you ain't got to take that for that bitch. You be like, oh, Thompson, don't do that. This ain't in your fight, Thompson.

She's been beating your ass? She's crazy. That's your daughter? That's your daughter? That's a little sister. Oh, it should be whooping your ass. Yes, you'll be whooping your head. Go ass you over.

Bitch. I'm sorry. I got the biggest pussy in this house, so I'm racist. You look like, you got a Jess state of Valentine posting. You're right. I got the biggest pussy in the house. You know what you're doing? I got the biggest pussy in the house.

What's up, bro, me is good. Ma'am, you hugged everybody at home. That is racism. She hooked me at all. She's like, all right, snap. I was like, okay, remember. Two. He says okay in Graham, Ashley.

Ashley, still got the A-O. Yeah, fuck you talking about. You go to Ashley, Instagram, no pictures of her. Just a dog in the fairs wheel. No, no dog. My dog in the fair wheel. Hi. This that white lady let you drive your car,

yeah. Are you going to be back? Take the Honda. I have to go. She is like, I am not that one lady. Ah. She dropped a trip. Four one fifty.

We talk shit about everybody who come up there. I don't give a fuck, if you're good or not. Four one fifty. What is it? Is this great? But it's my entry by him. No, I'm not. It's not your fault.

It's not my fault. Well, just hold it up in the picture. Okay, this for me. What's you got? A large. Let's get a large. And then yellow. Then a yellow...

Panetta yellow! Banana yellow! No. Get out the line. Sorry, I was a good chicko. Can't wear that big... Fuck, man. Thank you for coming out.

Hey, put this in there for me. I got the fucking... Flip-lop. Flip-lop. Flip-lop. What? What? Like, hardcore.

O-G. He did... He did... He definitely did some shit. That nigg is going to be done. A nigga a good-ass hang on. I got it crazy. Boy, this ain't what?

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