The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The 85SouthShow LIVE from Phoenix 🌵🌵🌵 ft DCYoungFly, Karlous Miller & Chico Bean | Ep. 207

Episode Date: November 10, 2019

On this episode, the fellas turn up the heat in Phoenix! DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller and Chico Bean keep it real and deliver a hilarious live podcast like no other! A whole lot of twerking, roasting and talking that real shit live from the Orpheum Theater in Arizona! FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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That's when you- That's that dress you get married at the court. I know I'm late, excuse me. White shoes on the white hard bottoms, which y'all paying tribute to pops, rest in peace, John Witherspoon. Y'all got the white sugar pops. It's your time.

I thought you was about to see a lot of nigs with white women. I was like, I noticed that. Oh, yeah, it is going down. But you see niggas with all kind of white women in Arizona. I saw a nigga who would have been so big at the mall. I thought he was moving a mattress. Twit, twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk. I stayed by some Hispanics.

Damn, you twirking like you just got out of jail, ma'am. You just got released. Yeah, no, she just got our probation. That shit feels good, don't it? Fuck them up then. You see the tithes on that thing? Yeah. Oh my goodness.

You see the chattas on those. Yes. They are big. Look, they can't. She didn't even dancing. Titties just moved. Damn, them her tithers. I thought it were two niggas standing beside.

By the same person? She got five. Four! Boy, that is a white man. Damn, yeah. How are you going to have eight kids by the same woman? You ain't want to spread them out? You got eight kids by her?

It's still tight. Come on, bro. That's still tight. He said that like he's putting a lot of dick in. It's still tight. I mean, it's tight to me. When we get drunk and ask you stupid shit, this, like that shit be so unknown.

Babe. Baby. Baby. Baby. Baby. See, you always ignore me. I've been one of asking me. I've been wanting to ask you this.

Like, what means you want to talk to me? If you know you got good pussy, it makes some noise. If you know for a fact. She didn't do shit, she didn't do that. Hold up. She don't believe in her pussy. She was still.

85 South, we about to be about to get some members. How do you know your, for sure? How do you know that your pussy is good? They call you you. They call you back the next day. That nigger might just need somewhere to stay. That's all that is. I'm about to pull up.

I got my bags in the trunk. I'm pulling up. Now, what did you say? How do you know you got a good pussy? You got put in the wheel? Oh, bitch, you're bad. That is some good pussy. If a nigger trying to take care of you after he did.

Yeah, you, yeah. That nigg ain't, he ain't, he ain't have nothing to leave him. Yeah, I just got this rag. Get money. We're going to get money. What's up, Phoenix? I said, what's up, Phoenix, Arizona? Welcome to the 85 South show. With my 85 percenters that make some noise.

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ready to go you guys are witnesses tonight make sure when you leave here you go tell somebody what you see you are witnessing the next kings of comedy what we do right here at the 85 show we are laughing to arizona we're about to go upstairs right now you see them everywhere you see them on MTV wild and out he's out of Washington, D.C. There's nobody dressed cleaner than this man in comedy right now. On this stage tonight, we got Chico Bean in the house. The next member of the 85,000 show, we call him New Zealand. He's all the way from Atlanta, Georgia, the west side.

You see them on MTV, B.E.T. You seen him in the movie I got the hook up, too. And you seen him in the movie How High Too. high too he's gonna be on this stage here tonight D.C., y'all flies in the house. I'm gonna need y'all to turn it up. The third member of the 85 South show he needs no introduction, but we gonna give him one anyway. Where are my ladies at? He is the creator of the movement. Black men don't cheat. You've seen him on MTV, VET, everywhere. He is the coldest in the game right now. now ladies your baby daddy carlos millers in the building tonight i'm gonna need everybody take

your phones out you're gonna have to film this and show somebody if they didn't make it to the show tonight they fucked up where my weed smokers there say hell yeah one more time phoenix if you're ready to get this show started get loud for me say hell yeah I'm gonna need you to keep that energy start clapping right now This is the 85,000 show! Phoenix! Hey! Hey!

Hey! We're in Arizona. Phoenix, Arizona. Arizona. Oh. Arizona. Arizona. In 2000 degrees.

Phoenix, Arizona, Arizona. Arizona. In 2000 degrees. Phoenix Arizona. Arizona. Oh. Hey. In 2000 degrees.

Hey. Phoenix Arizona. In Phoenix Arizona. In Phoenix Arizona. We're at Phoenix, Arizona. Hey, we're in Phoenix, Arizona. Oh, we're at Phoenix, Arizona. We at Phoenix, Arizona.

We are she pregnant with it. Then she pregnant with it. Then she pregnant with it. And she's pregnant with it. Fucking wrong. Yeah, they fucking wrong. In Phoenix, Arizona. It's 2,000 degrees.

In Phoenix, Arizona. It's 2,000 degrees. In Phoenix, Arizona. It's 2,000 degrees. In Phoenix, Arizona. Hey. This is a lot of hell. Hello.

What's happening? Y'all have a seat. Have a seat. You have a seat. Have a seat. Hey, have a seat. It's hot as heaven. It's hot out here, Bigo!

Yeah. Hey, what's up, girl? Who got you pregnant? Who got you pregnant, boo? We in Phoenix, Arizona. 2,000 degrees out here, shit! What's up with everybody up top? Y'all in Phoenix, Arizona, they in Glendale.

Y'all up there, this Phoenix, that's Glendale up there, y'all up there, y'all. Look at them, out of the little three rows out there. It ain't number three rows in the back. Hey, how y'all doing? Yep, that's the retarded people up there. And let them folks alone, bro. All my Mexicans, what's up? E!

Oh shit! No ablo, Spanish, you know? Hey! Who thought I gasolina? Hasdabra gasoline. Saba da da da bada sonna. Jabba da bada da bada da bada da bada My shit, oh my bad, my bad, bro.

Shout out to all the Hispanic people in this bit. They don't go to no party. They just go in the backyard. Let's go. Riba, riba. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.

shit we gotta turn up this phoenix arizona it's the hot yeah we're a phoenix hotter than hell literally is phoenix hell africa it's hot a hell like here baby how you doing it's hot all year round your car got ac okay i can fuck what you then let's do it look white boy yeah the white boy got Big man got the Taintop all my knee What's the white boy? And don't make him laugh His Titty gonna fall out Now white boy

He ain't looking like Bam Bam Bigelow from the WWE That's what it is Rott Yeah Look at your uncle, Chico He gave too with that nigga

Oh, what's up? Hey, look at Aunt recording the show for all the niggas at his job Hey I told y'all gonna see them nigga, look here. Nah, he on Facebook live He got two followers.

They'll be asking him next week. They'll be like, y'all, how did them to show up? Man, we had a nice time. It was very nice. It took a little while for us to get inside, but once we got in, it was very nice. This is a nice cathedral.

Look at you talking. She's talking shit. She said it took forever to get in this bitch. Because it's hot, shit. This place I need to get no AC, motherfucker. Oh, look, look, Chico. Yeah. That's the place Mufusel died right now.

Yep. Who are, e' are? That's what this shit looked like. It looked like somewhere you walk in and hit that music playing. Hi, Chico. Hey, Chico, for a long time, I blamed symbol, too. What? For a long time, I blamed symbol for Mufausal God.

That little part, he did that look. That nigh, like, ah. Then he finally came out. Finally came out right Right That's crazy Why the fuck y'all got some breros on Because we're in Phoenix

You see all of my Mexican hummus What's up? Welcome to the 85 Celsius Ain't he safe all right? I say got across What accent is that? Welcome to the 85 You ain't shit, look at you

Welcome to the 85 Celsius We said Mexicans just got up in the way. Look at other girl in the back. Twirt, twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk. I stayed by some Hispanic. Damn, you twirking like you just got out of jail, ma'am. You just got released. Yeah, nah, she just got our probation.

That shit feels good, don't it? Fuck them up then. You see the tits on that thing? Yeah. Oh my goodness, you see the chattas on those. Yes. They are big. Look, they can't, she didn't need dancing titties that's moved.

Damn, them her tithers, I thought it were two niggas standing beside her. I didn't, God damn. But she is here to have a good time. You, they cooches smell like outside. No, I don't. She got on them fashion over tights. Say, fuck that these your new fashion novotites. You just ordered them off Instagram yesterday.

Fucking with you. That coo's from the soul, sir! Shut up. I can't help it. Ooh, Coochie crazy. Cooch ain't stop. What's up, my? Salute to the white lady right here that bought her son to the show.

Hey, how are you? She's looking like, I don't know who the fuck you're talking to, asshole. You, ma'am, how you going? You got some Asians in here. What my Asians is at? What you at? One person. Appreciate you.

What's up, baby? Appreciate you. Thank you for coming. What a Native American said. Hey, my partners, what's happening? Reparition? Yeah. Coming to the casino later, man.

They're the only thing that get reparation. You're like, how y'all get that shit, man? Boy, you got them white boots on in this mother. We've been getting out what, but ain't come again. You got them. Super freak boots. She's a very freaky girl. That's how she got pregnant.

She's already pregnant. Don't take on to my mouth. She got on that Dolomite shirt. This bitch nasty. She liked to be spanked. Anytime I see. You come to her house. She's like, the bill is on the dough.

Any time. You see, that's a pregnant girl that's trying to fuck you. Like, I can't fuck you. You're pregnant. So what fuck they got to do with you? She said, exactly. No. Your son and that motherfucker maddest shit.

My mama, my whole fuck, bro. You got your baby in there dodging dicks. This nigga here. This goddamn son. It ain't even my daddy shit. I don't see how they're wet ease. This shit got my head hopped in the motherfucker, boy. That shit is made out of a picketing basket.

See it, picketing. Saluted everybody in here that had been through Tent City. We fuck with y'all. Real gangsters. Y'all, look, that Nick in the back said, me, I know, man. She stood up. She must have just got out there, bit.

Well, y'all got some gangster-ass women. They could. Look at this shit. That's our auntie. That's her niece right there. Auntie, you're dancing like you had a Murray-J-Blash concert. No more pain. Hold up.

Hold up, bro. Oh, we got earth-winning fire. I ain't no shit. Oh, okay. That's how you know you're drunk. When you don't need no music, you hear your own song. Hey, there it is. What's wrong with you?

Auntie recording the show, too. Hey, baby. Nah, don't stop now. They're here with your shit cutting like O'Dell Beckham. I see your, I, see, your, I, too. Yeah, your shit looked like the noodles almost ready.

This nigga is retarded. What's you saying? What's you, call in the hell about you? A little Jerry by and chop. Y'all look like that. like shadows up there we can't see nobody you know when a muff you know when the motherfucker on a documentary and they want one day the identity to be shown that's what it looked like up there well actually when I first met up it was very dark outside

blurry hell up there I got to hide the identity in the middle he looked like he happy than nobody show up finally that nigga can relax shit I got all the room I need I hope don't nobody got to get me he's gonna get mad when they're show up oh this show she all right bc you see my Mexican potter right there that looked like the nigga off next Friday who man I had the little dog right there yeah he liked no more no more no more locked doors you got that no more locked doors hat on leave him below he crazy that was school cap of Arizona no he's what my dog is he got a lot of shit on his mind and his

full head stink leave him alone damn salute to my man right there recording with the same afro as Norbit what's up what you Norbit I see you Norbit What's up knowing they got that Norbit in this That's Lano Richie younger brother Linus Richie

That nigga got an afro in Phoenix You know he's stressing He didn't play in that shit He walked downstairs He's hot and you got an afro nigga you are stressed the fuck out Where's my goddamn pig? It's the second show in Phoenix.

We didn't know it was this many niggas in Phoenix, but we love it though. Dick! Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Nah got teetis.

Fuck that. Time out. Excuse me. That's a girl. What's up, gang? Oh, shit. Time out, time out, y'all. Time out.

I'm about to get on your ass. Listen. I say it's a guy. So, man, I say it's niggas in Phoenix. This nigga was... You don't get your white ass out of here. John B. You're not no damn Negro. The fuck. I don't give a fuck to this his birthday.

Don't make him a nigger. What is that with his birthday wish? You know what? Fuck this white shit. I'm black today. Fuck you. It's my birthday and I'm black if I want to be. Doesn't work like that, buddy. Get pulled over by the police.

I bet your head turn white today. You strong as shit, man. Oh, these tattoos? Oh, I just love art. Man, you can't be dancing like that. You sweating like a motherfucker. Your titty's gonna be water balloons when you finish. You got sweat. Stop, Chicoot. Her coochish smell like outside.

Like she's been outside. Love you too, baby. What's up, man? Ooh. All the fan women came to the second show. Y'all was having to get the babysitter. Hey, by the first show, boy, y'all's for to see them. I should have seen her, but I miss you walking in this motherfucker. I love you.

That bitch, you better love somebody else. For real. Yeah, that first show, they looked like their head just woke up. Everybody. It's all the fan women. Look at this. Lovely lady right here looking like one of the soldiers from Wakanda. What's that with you, boo?

Talk your shit, girl. You got to stalk your shit. Looking like a super soldier, beautiful black woman. It's all good, I'm ball head too. Let's take a picture together, come on. It's so hot. Man, we look like a nuttack now. Come on.

What if you get drunk and forget your girl, ballhead, and wake up and I'm back towards you? Put your wig on. I told you don't sleep without your wind. Put a wave cap on or something. Ah! God, niggas is stupid. You'll be jumping up three days away.

Oh, shit, baby. Hey, sleep this way. Turn the other way. I bet you'd be ruin the niggas live. The first time you get some head from, you put your hand in there ain't nothing there. You're like, oh, this is like driving a stick. Look at it.

It's like grabbing one of them little basketballs. You hang on the door, nigga. A nigga going to go between the legs with honey. Oh, look it out. Oh, shit. I'm going to hell with these niggas. I ain't going to hell with these niggas. I mean, damn.

Y'all going to hell, straight to hell. Why? Let me get all the way. Talk about her head. He's calling a six-ship. He's going six feet. So you said you wouldn't come home drunk and be like, baby, let me put my dick on your head.

I would. I would. And then if she let me do it, I'm like, girl, you're so stupid, you're a dickhead. She keep playing with you. You like, man, watch out. Head on. I tell you, I know it's some real niggas in Phoenix

because all the bootleg niggins record in the show. This shit gonna be at the barbershop all over Phoenix, come on. That guy, that 85 South Show live, baby. Second show, 299. Turn that bullshit off. People up top can't record it.

Their phone can't tune in that quick. You know, it's a nigga who keep flipping the camera back to him. Like, hell yeah, it's going down. We end this bitch. You see them. Look it out. There they go right there.

Shout to all my Andrew. uses y'all that shit is the stupidest phone on earth for real you didn't get up and turned around with the Android I got a camera look like he got basaline on it that shit you take a picture with an Android niggins send it to your iPhone you look like you on a regular PlayStation game PlayStation 1 oh if I tried to send me some pictures from an Android this been sent a text message asking for my email out like no fuck it Uh-oh, got a fine-ass Q-tip walking down here.

Come on, girl. Who, my boy, I got on some of a napkin. Oh, don't run. It's going to make your wind blow faster. She's a superhero. That's when you... That's that dress you get married at the court. I know I'm late.

Excuse me. We like that. You fucked them all with that one. You knew that one. Because I know you was at home talking shit like when the bitch and see the cake. Nika chasing me like something for the happen. Go take your stupid ass back. Leave him alone. You should have seen how he ran down the steps. That nigger ran down the steps like a white man. Nigger ran like an old nigger. What for the go down?

Stupid-a-motors motorcycle gloves. That ain't shit for to go down. It's hot as hell outside. Everybody got time for that stupid ass. shit. This is a beautiful-ass audience. It really is, man. Felix came out to fuck with us from real, man. Look at this. They always do.

What's up, girl? Oh, for real? That's what you thought was gonna turn me on? You yelling in a ranch band's voice, Carlos! That's supposed to make me want to fuck. I've been looking for a lady with a voice like her auto mechanic. That bitch sounds like the candy man.

Colos. Come get this, pussy. No thank you, sir. And she sound like a whisper off the hoodlums. Colose. The queen. They don't know about a huddlem. They don't know about huddlem.

That was my shit right there. I fuck with hoodlough. Take the scraps. Bupy, it's your time. I didn't have to cut that shit up when that nigga talk. I'm like, what the fuck the niggins just like? Boy, she got all the ass. Look at that bitch.

Bamb. Boom. Boom. What the hair y'all looking at? looking at big old booty right though on that way oh yeah she just she probably got used the bathroom the way she walking around that ass oh bitch i didn't ate them wings god damn it's that popcorn that salt into a there's a lot of motherfuckers in here with white shoes on the white hard bottoms which y'all paying tribute to pops rest in peace john witherspoon y'all got the white sugar pops

It's your time. I thought you was about to see a lot of nigs with white women. I was like, I noticed that. Oh, yeah, it is going down. You see niggas with all kind of white women in Arizona. I saw a nigga who would have been so big at the mall. I thought he was moving a mattress. You the coldest, bro.

You ain't seen these shit. You're the coldest, bro. I saw a nigger crossing the street with a big fat-ass white girl. He was holding her fingers. They had the fingers locked. He was like, he must be scared. He's going to lose her ass. Fat white women fingers look like.

I got shit to worry about. Ain't nobody going to stay that man. Like croissants. Never seen the fat white lady fingers look just like some croissants. Yeah, told you, look, look, big man, told you, he they call. He like, God, damn. Yeah, big man. Oh, shit.

Get up. He's like, God, look, yeah. Oon over. No. That nigger made that. And y'all see in between them and they're on the date. God damn. And he ain't moving.

He was like, fuck it. Hey, y'all, hey, my name is, how long y'all y'all been together? They're still trying to sit colds, but niggas. Now the fucked up part, the little nigger got to sit there while his whole shit is in his chest. You don't give a fuck. No, you're going to accidentally touch his titty three times tonight on accident.

You're going to try to get your girl the phone back. Oh, my bad, bro. Yeah, don't make my nipple get hard, nigga. Fuck wrong with you. You're getting some big nigger sweat on you today, boy. That's fucked up. Yeah, that nigga going to sweat on everybody over there. I don't know why.

Them niggas just sweat. Look at all the big niggas start feeling better. That's enough of that shit. Fuck you. Fuck you, bro. That shit ain't funny. Yes it is. Bro, fuck that loud, bro.

Your titty hit them shit. Fuck it. You ain't no real big nigga if you don't keep a towel with you anyway. Gotta have a booty sweat, Ray. Irresponsible ad, nigga. Nigger be forgetting. They don't wipe their ass or wipe their whole face. Godda.

Ugh. Hey, bro, this nigga right here is so high. He don't even laugh. He just agree, y' up. You don't know where. You don't know what from looking at the crowd, you would not know that it's so hot in Arizona. Niggas got on vests and long sleeves.

What the fuck is going on? You just trick yourself in the thinking it's cool outside. Huh? It's cold outside right now? What's cold to y'all? Y'all just ain't. 50 degrees is cold to y'all? Yeah, all right.

Blueface, baby. Y'all tripping. Niggas just moved to Arizona when they ain'temic. It's hot every day here. What the fuck? Where's the way? It is. A lot of opportunities.

What type of opportunity? I'm trying to smoke on the low. Kind of opportunities. You try to smoke on the load. You try to smoke on the load. Ben trying to keep the smoke in. I'm going to kill the... As burning like a motherfucker.

Ha ha. Hey, baby, blow your blunt on the load. Smoke. kick you out man y'all should see that i called it twice nigger you didn't got the whole crowd excited well if you say that dead nigger shit i ain't know they was twitin tripping in this motherfucker niggum hell no

she's so funny god damn smoke shot her throat burning this shit she got so much ass she's she sat down and got taller right there. People up the top, can you hear, hear, here, here. Yeah, they can hear. We love y'all up there. We don't know what any of you look like,

but we love y'all up there. Hey, is it any fine women up there? Up, can't see ya. Can't see ya. Y'all are everybody dogs here. A white man, if you wanted to be a nigger, you should have set up stop. You'd have been black up there.

That's the lady with their fat ass DC. You might get to sit right there. Oh yeah, there it goes. Right there. Yeah. Look you see how everybody had to get up for her to get in now. What are y'all looking at? Ain't nothing like a big old fat ass.

No, do you see how that ass brought this whole room together? Yeah. Everybody just was waiting like, huh? It don't take but one. We can reunite this whole room. Right. Ain't nothing like a stupid mold. I know they got a high commodity when they got that fat ass, boy, they'd be like,

nigger, you can't tell me shit. Look at this big old ass. But little booties matter, too. Salute to all the little booties. Little booty's. What the fuck is there so many little booters got the deepest pussy. I don't know how deep that coochie is. Look at her.

Look at the fuck. Look at the boy cond. She said, yes, sir. You don't want no pussy this too deep. You'd be like, look, I know I got more dick than this. This is ridiculous. Uh-uh. I see my dick in the bitch chest, and she still didn't move.

It was just. me some more. I'm like, ain't no more. I'm like, bitch, I'm gonna call the police on you. You, right. You sticking all waist in this bitch. Like, bitch, I ain't got nothing but the waist left. You. See, y'all are nicer than me. Talking about little booties matter.

They do. Everything a little booty woman say to me, get on my goddamn nerves. Who the fuck she talking to? Like what? Shit, them little booties look good when they butt-necked. They don't do too much in the pants. But when she come out to shower with that little booty, look at that little fat-ass little booty.

Like a little mini muffin. Like, look at that little blueberry muffin you got back there. I'm gonna fuck this shit out your little booty ass. Hey, when them little booty be bent over, she got that bad ass in a burger. But the lettuce and the tomatoes hanging out. You like, ooh. Ooh.

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It's your personal guide for turning storylines into lifelines. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network. Tune in on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. I'm telling you, when you fuck with women with big-ass tithers, they'd be having that ass be smushed in. They'd be having to walk like that. Yeah, God don't, God don't usually do that. God has to be a comedian because he'll never give every woman all of it. If you got the big-ass tities, your ass, your leg look like windshield wiper.

You just straight up and down. If you got the fat ass, your titties look like Herssey's kisses. You can't do nothing. And if you got both of them, you face fucked up. That's how I go. Yep, you got breath, bad breath, bad breath. Something always wrong. Oh, it would be fine with me with bad bruff.

Hey, he'd be like, yeah, hey. I'm a fuck, though, but. She'd be fine as hell, but that second toe be long than the motherfucker. Be hanging our way out to shoot. You care about toes? I don't really care about toes like that. I can't. I look at all that shit.

I don't care. Just put, keep your socks on. I feel funny if a bitch tried to fuck me with her socks on. Like, bitch, you ain't no nigga. Take your socks off. Come out fucking you with the white socks off. Like, no, we're not doing this, ma'am. Take your socks off.

I'd be liking women with nice feet. I was fucking this girl one time. And I had her legs up. And I fucked around and grabbed that foot. Boy, it looked like you having an allergic reaction to your plan. That's how she's spoken. That's how she looks. That means she don't usually smoke in public.

That's what she's doing. She's trying to keep it on the load. God damn, niggins. Did you just hold up a 2-11? Is that what you're drinking in it? Oh, you got to just a can beer. That's what it is. Oh, he said, yeah.

That's about drunk. All right. Nigger brought his own beer. In your pocket. His nigga said, you goddamn right. What? You from Phoenix? A Z.

A Z. That nigga look like flavor flave. Blame, blah. Oh, damn, nigga. That nigga, tall is a motherfucker. Nigger, extra tall. What's up, G? Love you too, G.

That's what it is. That nigga stood up like he knew all y'all. Are you missing teeth? He danced, or missing teeth. You ain't got no teeth in the front? You look like Jerome or Martin. Don't you know no good? You can tell that nigga ain't got no teeth

because he stood up in there. That's right I fucking love Fyong, Vyke. Oh, that nigga got that snackle pus. He don't even give a fuck. He just be opening beers with that shit. He better not. Gubbs gonna bleed. So, man, how you lose your teeth, G?

Fucking with me, I ain't make you lose your teeth, nigga. Don't do that, man. He nodding all them goddamn jolly ranchers. Waking up, not giving the fuck. Ah, I brush him one day. They ain't kissing nobody, shit. That probably got to be one of the most scary feelings ever. You wake up with your two front teeth to fell out.

You can't go to work. Not even when they fall out, thinking you wake up and they lose. Oh. And you plan on pulling them, bitch, you're in the mirror like there. Now, you can't eat no apples. You can't eat no bread. And they can't eat any eat no peanut but they're jealous hours, dude. What if your shit don't never fall out?

They just be loose and wiggling. No. He bite that sandwich, pull that sandwich out. That tooth will be in that sandwich. We got to get an adult tooth fur. Look at all the people with no insurance not laughing. A.T. hurt right now. Make some noise if you ain't got no insurance.

Niggas ain't got no insurance. Make some noise. Don't lie. Come on. All you niggas do not have no fucking insurance. Come on. You got a hole in your tube right now. Come on. You know, motherfuck get sick right now.

Hey, man, bring me a ginger ale back from the store. I need a ginger ale. Bring me a Sprite and two suit fits. You know with the remedy for black people being fucked up with no insurance? I'm going to lay down for a little bit. Nigger, I'm going to lay down. And ginger ale? And ginger ale.

I'm going to drink me a ginger ale and lay down for a hour. I don't know what's in ginger ale. I don't know what it is, but it killed everything. You got a cold. Drink some ginger ale. you think you got some drinking ginger rip this is a diagnosis

in the black community right before you get sick your auntie or your grandma look at you say see you need to quit all that ripping and running ripping and running and damn they took

every nigga in this room out you grown as fucking still don't know what ripping and running is ain't nothing but hoeing I'll be seeing you I be hearing stories about you up there just ripping and running

ripping and running. That means she's sucking dick. That what that made. Ripping and running. That leads to running in and out. That's what really caused niggas problem. They ain't going to keep running in and out my goddamn how. Shout out to all the ladies that gave some hair today.

You made this show possible. Right. He bought that ticket right after you busting up. Yep. Salute to your OG said, yeah. That's right, OG. It ain't never too late. Get your dick suck.

I hope I beat your age still wasn't here. She is nasty. You're 36? You'd have been through a lot. You're 36, you'd have been through a lot, nigga. You're the oldest 36. You really 36? Triple OG.

Damn. Nick, I'm 36. What you say? Don't do your daddy. That's your daddy? That's your daddy. Then when he started fucking when he was seven? Oh, that's her daddy.

Oh, that's your daddy, daddy. Oh, okay. I thought you were saying that was your father. Oh, I'm about to say, God, damn. Everybody's scrapped out of y'all over. She got them glasses on like MC Gusto. What did you say? They bit that out Friday.

Well, I don't let me keep your finger in my sugar bowl. Oh, you got this shirt on like the Chiquita Banana Lady. That's what it is. The ruffles on the side. She got some turnips. I'm trying to figure out that she nasty, nasty, nasty. Three nasties? Yeah, nasty, nasty.

What's that mean? That means she'll tie your ass up. And keep fucking even if your dick on the soft, she don't care. It's okay, he'll get back right, yeah, get back right. Bro, what the fuck have you been through, Monday? A lot. A lot, obviously. These bids are what I'm telling you, right?

You gotta keep a pils, just keep a pista. He's cool because I'm telling you what, the day of your age range. You ought to see how the women who don't know if they pussy good be looking when you just say shit like that They'd be looking at it I don't know if my person They smiled and I did some shit like that before

If you know you got good pussy Make some noise If you know for a fact She didn't she didn't do shit She didn't do that Hold up She don't believe in her pussy She was still

85 South's we about to be about to get some How do you know you're for sure How do you know that your pussy is good They call you back to the next day That nigga might just need somewhere to stay That's all that is I'm about to pull up I got my bags in the trunk

I'm pulling up Now what did you say How do you know you got good pussy? You got put in the wheel? You got somebody bad Bro, that is some good pussy If a nigga trying to take care of you After he did

Yeah you yeah That nigga ain't even have nothing He ain't anything He ain't anything leave bad Yeah I just got this rag I would, I would get, but I don't want your evil spirit to get on me. All right, we need to have a letter. Who else made some noise?

How do you know your pussy's good? Will was one page long. Huh? Just give her this token. Return visits? Return visits. That don't necessarily mean that is good. That just mean that you might have an environment that niggas like to be in.

Good pussy make you do shit different. Good pussy make you do shit different. You can leave voicemails, nigga, now. I think I ain't had nothing. Hey, baby, how you doing? I know I don't usually do this. I just wanted to let you know you was on my mind. I hope you're having a wonderful day.

I hope you're having a day as beautiful as you are. Talk to you soon. That's what good pussy do. Boy. Fuck that. I had some pussy so good, nigger. I got in my car and I never left. I was like, fuck that.

She's like, where you going? I'm like, shit. If they go get us something to eat, you scratch. Bits, I'm coming back, bitch. When they show up to you, oh, yeah, good pussy and make a niggins show up to your job and say hello to everybody in that bit. How you doing, Mr. Johnson?

How you doing, Mr. Will? Hey, boy, you're still on their computer, ain't you? Hey, bitch, hey. Outside. That's crazy, nigger. Hey, all your co-workers is like, oh, my God, that is so disrespectful that he would call her a bitch in front of us like that.

Oh, really? Well, your pussy ain't that good. Well, you ain't made a nigger that man. Yeah, he'd call your bitch. Can he be trying, too? He'd be like, all right, now. Anger. I mean, I understand that, but good pussy

make you angry when you ain't known with you both. You talk to McCrack now. I'm like, man. Bitch. Right. Cuell if we want to call y'all, bitchy, man, but y'all bring that shit. Out of that, nigga, man.

Stop. Don't do that. Y'all do it on purpose, too, ladies. Stop acting like, like, you know, you know how to push your nigger buttons. And when y'all get in the button pushing mode, You be do-doo-doo-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-y-d-d-y-d-d-y-d-y-d-y-d-y-d-y. Y'all motherfuckers get into it.

You know what make women so evil. What? They save up shit to do to us. Yes. Yup. Yep. Yep. But I'm gonna tell you right now, ladies, if you know your nigger crazy,

leave that nigger to fuck alone, man. If you know your nigger, man, leave that nigger. All that bitch-ass-a-nigger. Ho-ass-a-nig. Hey, bitch, you're gonna be the fifth nigger. He killed, motherfucker. For real, I wish you will hit me, hit me, hit me, you hit me.

Yep. That's exactly what's gonna happen. Now go sit your stupid out. Y'all better stop trying to you, niggins. Some of these niggins don't give a fuck about none of that. What? I'm gonna fuck by a shit, he'll give a fuck about himself. If a nigger tell you here to do himself, bitch, you need to leave him alone.

Keep playing with me. Keep playing with my dude, you and I do myself. myself yeah that's a nigga with a plan right there I think you go do that shit in the future for real they'd be swin they don't know these niggins they be trying to break up with these niggins they ain't leave well it's over yeah all right make sure you turn that light off when you leave Gary got me fucked up get out my house bitch I ain't going no well I mean one time girl trying to keep me out I pulled it on with me she like

I'm like, get out of my house. I was like, come on then. Shout out to all the niggas they got broke up with this week, but you at the show with your girl. I know y'all in here. You ain't got to make no noise and blow you spot up. It's all good. Move your shoulder.

That's how relationships go. Y'all break up, but y'all be broke up. They ain't talked since Wednesday, but he texted earlier. We still going to the show. She hit him back, I guess. I mean, if you want to and shit. They're picking me up or do I need to drive Because you be tripping

Then it might be a crazy bitch I wish you would take another bitch to the show That's how the crazy bitch Yeah I know you ain't going to that show today Nigger like no yeah I am with you Hey fellas did you see your sad bitch in here Curving niggas you'd be proud of Look at my girl not giving them niggas no

I'm just saying boom come on sit down Look at the people over there ain't got no seat. Her knees hurt like a motherfucker. Nah, they weren't here. Look, somebody sitting in their seat. They laugh at hard than the motherfucker. Every time we say something,

so they don't got to look over there. Ah ha ha ha. Y'all know these days see, fuck them. Big man, you been saying coffee since they sat down? He's like, man, not really. And the fucked up part is the whole row behind you emptied in the motherfucker. He like, I would go see.

Yeah, I thought you want to go see that. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Scoot, sco, scooke, skew, skew. Oh, he ain't, hey, man, listen. Look at big tithes.

He can't wait to get up. Come on, big titty. Ah, yeah, waka, waka, walka, wap. She got the tithis. They're the biggest tiths award. She got them. Who? They all in the bit, they right there.

No. We got to the one right here. We got two to the one. Got the one. Got the one. Got two the three over there. to the four. Oh, they bought that, boy.

But y'all ain't whacking like hers there, though. Look. Look. They're about to go argue. They're about to argue like a mother. They're going to argue. Soon as she yelled out, fuck these niggas. He was like, bitch, come on.

We're fed to go. Yeah. He walked out to the bathroom. No, bitch. Go here. Yeah. That's what good pussy make you do. Walk your girls to the bar from.

You don't need a pee. Like the pee. So do I. I got a pee too, baby. Let's go. Nick, me count her pee-pies. You know, You don't even be peering like that at the house, bitch.

You're talking about... The fuck took so goddamn long. What's up, baby? Who should scream in my name? What's up? Box on, box on. Oh, the bitch's nose. Sit down, sit down.

Oh. Boy, you look like... Oh, no, she looked like baby Dee. Ooh, I'll give you some cookies. Ooh. Yeah. Oh, get it. Get it.

Arizona. We are in Arizona. We are in Arizona. We are in Arizona. That's how you got to start to preach. off to say what you had over and over again oh she got the she looked like the type of lady who will fuck you but won't give you her number three weeks later you cashing a check at the bank she bring your money over there we had a good time

in phoenix didn't we scatter that lady dream you're all right for is he gonna look at the flow the whole time so what happened but you was put in the wheel did the nigger die no he He's still alive? Do you still fuck with him? He's not a dad yet. Do you still fuck with him? You do?

Is he an old person? 49. What's this nigga? Man. Oh. I was about to say that nigga, he's wasting ashes on his jeans. He probably don't got a much of shit in his wheel.

Like, yeah, get a bitch the refrigerator. He got shit. They make sure the kids get something. Yeah, man. Three lines long. I ain't really. got much but give her what you find well shout out to everybody here who got a lot of kids that fuck with you know y'all had to make a lot of arrangements oh boy damn damn they need some help

yeah how many is a lot to you got eight you got eight 28 with eight boy you look like the white dude off j and silent bob what's up with you man from here you do are you hold up you got eight She need to be seen here right now. Hold on, look, you got eight. By the same person? She got five. Five! Four!

Boy, that is a white man. Damn, yeah. You got eight kids by the same woman. You ain't want to spread them out. You got eight kids by her? It's still tight. Come on, bro. I have to eight.

It's still tight. He said that like he's putting a lot of dick in. It's still tight. I mean, it's tight to me. I don't know. Damn, eight kids out of one. It's good to me. I don't have it.

Y'all got eight kids. That's a blessed. Shout out there. But that's not, she is spinning. If he hug her tight, she's going to be pregnant. This mother-fucking. But what about the other one? That's fire!

Fire! How many? Are you sure you got fire? Man, don't let this white man have more. Somebody black got more than eight kids. No, he got sick. How many you got? How many you got?

10 that's why god damn it 10 you ain't got no goddamn 10 you were screaming yes she was yes she was drunk she was just screaming five you gotta hold up i'm gonna tell you how i know she got 10 did you see how she had to pick her 10 is up when she got up i got 10 right then she started doing a praise day look she got to hold them up they don't she get birth so much she just know how to do it all here come the baby up there go another one god damn she got emergency titic milk on deck right now anybody got more than 10 she sing all the songs you got hold up I heard a nigga over here he might he might have 20 something I made over here what do you say nigga making birds up top hold up what that nigga say

nigga got pigeons you got more than 10 I'd make 50 birds he said he got 9 in a possible That ain't more than 10. That's a spade's hand. What the fuck? This nigga got a spade hand. So 10 is the most in the whole. Hold on, hold on, hold on. There's some motherfuckers over here.

Who yelling? Let me see what they got on this side. He got what? Nine boys. Nine boys. That's not more than 10, though. A boy got an army. How many?

Darkness. How many you got in the back? Dark man. You got 12? Wow. Damn. Yeah, he had to ask for permission to say that shit, look. Hey, baby, how many of my kids you know about?

I'm about to fuck these names. That nigga was sitting on his 12 kids like the big joker. Nah, let it cook, let it cook. Let's see if anybody be 12. He didn't want to be our number. We need that shit like an auction. We got 10. We got 10 going once, one once, 10, 10, 10.

We got 12 in the back. Should I even ask? Does anybody have more than 12? more than 12? 18. 18? Hold up. You got to say you can't be seen

because they probably looking for your ass. Yeah, don't stand up, bro. Yeah, don't put that nigga on camera. Don't do that. 18, they are definitely looking for you, nigga. You got 18 kids? Hold on, hold on, hold on. How many baby mamas?

Man, hell no. Somebody got to see this, nigga. Where is you at? I've met some of your kids don't anything. I was talking for this name. That nigga ain't my motherfucking damn. Where is it? Yeah.

What section is he is? Hold up. He's right there with the green sweat on. He's African. He might be. 18. Africans just be fucking old. Be back.

You must have started fucking in elementary school. Nigger, how old are you? How old are you 60? You must be terrible and fucking. You don't ever pull out? 18 kids. 18 kid, bro. I bet some of your kid don't even think.

They're yours. Man, that nigga ain't my motherfucking dad. I don't need to look like that, nigga, man. His other kids be sitting around talking about the kids they ain't seen yet. You know, they say we got four more brothers. You bullshit. Hey, yeah.

And see some more sisters. We be driving past a kid, like, they got their monuments. Man, they go to your sister, right? That nigga is a legend, bro. That nigga need a theme song. 18 kid, bro. 18 kids. Hey, real nigga shit.

A real nigga shit. Look, they don't even know what to play for 18 kids. up cause I'm about to get ignorant I'm the nigger getting all the women pregnant I get all the women pregnant I get me see that I get all the women pregnant 18 kids yeah I got that niggins be like wheehs 18 kids I got 18 kids The sperm be like to hear. And he don't ever pull out. And we don't ever pull out.

And we don't ever pull out. And we don't ever pull out. And we don't never pull out. And we don't never pull out. And we don't ever pull out. And say we. That's how the nut come out. Every time and I don't pull out.

Because you know, I'm up in the coach and get ignorant. Every time I have sex I get a bitch pregnant. Damn. I got 18 kids. I'm a ski, ski, ski, and that's what it is. What it is. You got 18 kids by that. That's how the sperm come out.

Because I won't never pull out. I shoot it all in a... Yeah. We, kids say Zoom. Got more kids than the elementary school classroom. Damn. I should be a damn teacher. 18 kids, man, I know that they need you.

Do you raise them by yourself? Nope. I know that nigger needs some help. Yep. He got everybody watching the kid. Untee shit. The kids. Kids.

Hey, sure it is what it is. He got so many, he probably leave his kids at home with his kids. With more kids. A nigga out of daycare. I bet that nigga right there, they're seeing all kind of drama. 18 kids, at least 10 baby mama. So how many baby mamas you got out of 18? Hold up.

But y'all know you ain't got 18 baby mama. I think the nigga said 13. I can hell kind of good. Did he say 13? 15 baby mammas? Boy, that pussy was so transge. He didn't even try to get them pregnant twice. Damn.

I'm straight on you. I said I'm straight on you. Hold up. Hey. I said I'm straight on you. I got one. I don't want to have two. Shit.

That coochie dry. Almost made me cry. Bitches say you're pregnant. Oh, that's a lie. Again. Hold up, brother. That's a horror movie. Right.

A nigger with. 15 baby mammas. You know what they call it? Again. Nigger. Every time that nigga, phone ring. Again. Ah, boy.

Ah, every time he gets a phone call and be another child. Hello? What the fuck you at? Who this is? Number 11. Ooh, that'll be a dope-ass hard movie. This nigga trying to duck his kids and they're trying to find you.

18? All of them got different skills. All of them got different skills that you had as a nigger. And they're using them together. It's like, nigga, they're coming to get your ass. You got to be able to get your kids right in again, nigger. We need to call Jordan Peele for that motherfucker. That'll be dope.

This nigga here is dropping kids off like he's Jesus. Call me when you need me. Right. Do you drive a big white van? Ain't a way you got a regular car. I know it can't contact me off the way. That nigger drive up. conversion van.

There's no way. Niggi get about $100,000. No, trust me. I got to claim all the kids. Trust me. I know what I'm doing. This is what it looked like when he get all these kids together. Y'all sit down. Let me talk to you.

You can. Ain't no way they let you claim 18 kids on your taxes, nigga. You're going to jail. Every car. The IRS is coming to meet it. We owe this motherfucker $266,000. Nick, every car he had

had to have a sliding door. That's why our van. Now, fuck a sliding door. he had the big white van the church van the church van the 12 passenger every time you leave your driveway it looked like you're going out of town ha ha ha ha ha ha ha those niggas going out of town every day damn that is entirely too me ain't no way you like all them kids it's just impossible I know some of your kids got a line to be like six of you don't fuck with like I just something about that little nigga on like no he got a little attitude I don't fuck with him like that

He'll be hugging daddy neck tight He'll hug my neck tight like the rest of my kids That one might not be mine I don't know You didn't have a bra like a little fight fight Like a whole little bra Man you got three Jackson fives Worth for kids man

He's just picking him You ain't got no R&B groups And nothing you ain't got no football team I mean don't get this nigga started They're probably amazing talented kids They're black they probably do all kind of shit That's what I'm saying He's supposed to be

He's supposed to be He's supposed to be Why you hit the drums for the discount mall, man. I'm fucking done with y'all, man. All those kids be known with all the pants. You hit the drums at the wrong moments. This niggas say you got the kids at the discount mall. That was a good one for the dune.

The blunt. Could they do? They be know where all the clothes at. Oh, look at the blunt right here. Mm-hmm. What? Somebody who want to sing with her little stupid ass. She said hit the damn beat.

Who said it? Look at the white man. It was her. It was her. A nigga snitch, quick. Bro, it was this lady right here. She said hit the beat. White people would be scared to get their ass with. Listen, her.

Not me, bro. She said hit the beat like you was great rap. You got some balls or something? Dead beat. Oh, don't do that. Oh, no, that was a whole. another shit. You should have just kept it as the beat. That was a whole lot more mean.

Drums. What if there's one of his baby mamas? Oh, she calling him a dead beat. Oh, look how he got up. I take care of all of my moody fucking kids. Oh, you said a nigga African. Maybe that'll make it make sense. They are in the van right now.

Where I come from, it is cool to have many children. Ain't no way in the fuck. Yes, he can, bud. You got lay them off. Drums, hit it! That nigger's sleep. Wake your stupid ass up.

How'd the hell you sleep on some drums? Nigg, if I had 18 kids, I'd get my nuts dipped in bronze and hang them on the wall. Like, yeah, them was my nuts right there. Yeah, they didn't have retired my nuts, brother. Put my sack in the rafters, huh? Put a lamp on them, bitches.

Well, what's down? Ain't that done this. Just a shelf. This thing is saying he would get his nuts dipped in bronze. But that means you'll get them cut off. Yep. Down, I don't need... After 18 kids, what the fuck I need some nuts for?

For you to breathe? Yeah, them the nuts I used to use right there. Well, what's down? Nothing, just a smooth patch now. They got a coochie. Just have a shelf, no balls. What do you do at Christmas, a cuchy?

Christmas. got to be... They're gonna cut it balls off. They take the balls out and just lead a sack. Damn. That's what I... They look like you got a goddamn water balloon between your legs.

Goofy, nigger. But you know what I thought about and take the balls, lead a sack! Some women love balls. This thing is stupid. Where the ladies that they hear they love nuts. Take the balls need a sack. I'm sorry.

You can't pay too much. But when you find one, that shit be crazy. Nah, you can't. I'm saying nuts too sensitive. You can't just give all the attention to the nuts. So you ain't never had a lady who loved balls. No, not enough. She gave it all the attention.

You never had a woman that like balls? No. Bro, I'm just imagine it. You said, take the nuts, need a sack, but that shit gonna look like a flying squirrel. Right, nigga got his nuts stuff with cotton, nigga. That you just... She'll hold up, bro.

I had a chick. She used to love balls. And what did she... What made you know she's little balls? It's not just that she sucks. She used to do stupid. She'll suck them, and then she'll put them on her eyes. Like, put the balls tag on her ass.

And then she'll make jokes and be like, look, babe, they eyeballs. You what the fuck? Yo, I got to leave after that. I don't want to stay no more after that. I don't need what fuck, if you put my nuts on your eyes and say, look, babe, eyeballs. First of all, bitch. How did this bitch even land? Right.

You had to be standing over her. What was she just? You had to go to the eye, dude. That's something you got a plan right there. You don't just do that in the moment. We got to stop and have a conversation. She did that. That's crazy.

I told you she was the one who liked balls. She was a baller. Ball is sensitive, man. I can't fuck with it. Uh-oh, my ball is sensitive. I'm right. I had a bitch go down there. She was looking on my balls.

She kept doing that look. I was like, bitch, you can't put the balls right there. You can't do. That shit bleed, bitch. You need to stop. Sometimes they do suck your balls too hard, make your stomach hurt. You have to cough.

Yeah. Because gangster, we were trying to act like that shit feel good. She'd be looking at her. Yeah. That shit hurt, bitch. Right. That should be painful.

You hit your own balls that shit to make your day change, nigger. Fuck around the own. You don't even have to hit them hard. You ever dropped your keys in your left? That's enough to hurt your balls. Especially if you got a lot of cause. I don't know if you're talking about... A lot of keys.

A lot of keys, boy, yes, sir. What you say? Let you hit the blunt, man. A bitch of that need weed right now. We will have... You... And the motherfucker up top said it. There's no...

We love y'all, but we... We would have to Uber the blunt up there, y'all. That shit is- Let me hit the black, let me hit the black. Because you know they've been sucking dick. I've been saying I got weed. She stopped laughing and the fuck. They're the one that a fuck when they get high.

You're not about to get dick on this blunt, ma'am. So what? Why basically get free when they get high? I don't understand. Because that's an excuse. Because you relax. You got a blunt. That how you know they get in how they be asked and they like,

you got weed. Okay. Yeah, they can, they can use that as the ladies don't like to act like they want to fuck as much as we do for some reason y'all want to fuck more than us right that's why you be so quick to make a niggins trust you hey can I trust you can I trust you is it just us is it just us say it's us you don't have to put the condom on if it's us nigger like shit it's us yeah yeah let's do it uh huh bitch I'm putting that rub on fuck what you tell me turn around shit you get a lot of pussy when you act like you don't want none yep yeah that was in cold game yeah yeah right

But sometimes that shit could be a default. Yeah, like, you don't want nothing. They bitch be ready to fuck. She's like, this nigga hit gay. Boom. You're trying to play the... You're trying to play the cool roads so you want something to eat.

You're like, you don't dick in her mouth. You tripping. Hey, the worst is when she won't get you, no pussy. Your dick standing on your chest talking to you, man, come on, bro! Come on, fuck some! I see that roach, but you know, that's the whole thing. roach, but you know, that's the hard part.

Go ahead. No, go ahead. Do you think that big about two, three more time. You did? All right, bet. You what I mean? This is some Nickelodeon-ass bullshit. But the couch... This is the waiting area couch from a Mexican restaurant right here. This is a text mix. Y'all send on some pumpkins. Yep. Halloween.

Halloween did just pass, man. Halloween, a dope holiday sometimes. This is when you four had smoking crack in the 70s. Who smoked crack in the 70s? If you had this couch right here, you were smoking crack in the 70s. Wasn't even no crack in the 70s. That powder was hitting in the 70s. It was hair on, hair on and powder.

Yeah, that cocaine, that was a rich man drug in the 70s. You ever watched movie Willie Dynamite? That nigga Willie Dynamite had the cocaine in his watch. He was like, yeah, try some of this. That nigga who hit the cocaine says some of the coldest shit, though. That nigga said, damn. Oh, I heard. This the shit you remember when you were.

you forget everything else. Oh. Them the same crazy-a-ladies? Y'all must have been drinking some Cisco for y'all cave in this mother. That's that underground liquor y'all turned up off. Y'all ain't here off that MD 2020.

That's the end Folo Loco. What that she's called? Fola Loco. Wild Irish Rose and this bitch. I like them, though. I could tell about how they act and they ain't got no hubcaps. Whills black than a motherfucker.

Stanky coochie. Oh, for real, that's what we on. We on our one-liners and shit. You don't know, right? Stank, stint. I had a million one-line. Stank, that her nickname in the hood. Stank.

A little stint, stint, stint. I love stake. Shit, hired you from the police. Get in here. You'd be like, I would, but it's stint. I would, but it's stuck. I'm gonna stay outside. She'll lie to the police for you.

Where are you, bitch? I've been saying that shit for the bathroom. I love you. But you're gonna smoke the road like that guy? I don't, huh? I was just playing. I'm a gangster nigga. I don't get a fuck with your cooches.

smell like outside bitch i do i fuck you outside shit there it is drums i can't if your pussy smell like outside because if i hear it i'd be like yeah don't smell that it's too late my fingers smell like the air the fuck the part is women who have stank and coocha get butt naked and act like they don't smell it She just getting naked and looked to the left and shit. Bro, if a girl ever get in the bed across her legs like this, that pussy's stank. How she looked to the left there? She just be laying their naked looking to the left.

Bro, they be acting like that on smash shit. Bitch, you smell it. Like, you made the pussy stank. Like, nope, you've been with this pussy all day. What y'all been? up to. Oh, my God. How she's laying loose?

Crazy, bro. Legs crossed. You got the uncrosser legs. Let me up in the... Oh. Oh. That nigger is stupid. They be acting like that smell it, though.

They're going to scrape the bend over. They'd be like, mm-hmm. This is being stank. This shit, stank. And they hit you. As soon as that ass crack open up, it's like, oh, there it go. It really don't be stint. It just smelled like booty.

I think that'd be the boothole. Nah. You didn't wet the boothole. You didn't wet the boothole. She wiped the boothole. boothole. You can tell the difference between a little booty hole and stanky pussy and make your mustache fall off.

In live mustache, straight off your face. Knock the skin off your face. Like, oh my God. You could tell you the cuchy's thing, right? Because you'll try to go down there and lick it and they'll grab your pool. You scrape close. You're like, uh-uh, bitch. That is a trick.

I need to smell it. Then you fuck around and mix that staky coochie with that magnum condom. It's really over there. This is going to smell like you... It's going to smell like you making Easter eggs in that motherfucker. Isn't that all that? That's smell?

You're going to be like, bitch, this smell like Easter eggs in this motherfucker. Coochie smell like the back of an earring. Ooh. What? The fuck that part. Niggas know what they smell like pussy. They don't even dab yet.

What's up, J? It's on it? No, what the fuck is on an ear to make the back of the earring and the ear smell like that. You ever hit yourself like this one time and had to go home and take a shower. Like, nigga, I'm not supposed to have that smell behind my ear.

Nigga, that shit will make you boil some fabuloso. Nick, I need some pine salt behind my shit. What the fuck? Is this cancer, my nigga? What is wrong with me? That nigga said Pablooso. That shit's think.

This nigga said they be spending it. Hey, man, this nigga said bullsome fablozo. You, oh. That behind the ear is a motherfucker boy. I'm hilarious. Ugh. It's hilarious.

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from the Black Effect Podcast Network. Tune in on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. That's why you gotta wash your whole body, you'd be surprised what's stink on the muff. It's somebody here right now, behind the back of it. their knee stank like a mother fucker just a fucking knee heaven's bastard two days you ain't took no bad but two days in between your toes is nasty then right how the fuck you live in

Arizona and take one shower a day you fucking know better it's hot you don't sweat it all day right it's 90 degrees at nine o'clock in the morning nothing to do but sweat by the time you get to work your ass smell like bacon make shit on you stink you ain't even thinking stink nigga fingertips stink like nigga I got to go to that house this is you told them bitchy they had like that shit fuck this thing some women smells look at them good oh hey you turn around and go back to the goddamn ladies salute to all the ladies that wear that good smelling perfume man that shit the same way y'all like the cologne we like the perfume some of y'all be

coming up in a meeting greet smelling like you just jumped out of bath and body works today the whole job everything smelling like a motherfucking dream yeah but stop I got to clean y'all cootcha when y'all use that perfume. Stop spraying that shit on the coocha area, though, because it don't taste good. Hell no, you got to warn a nigger. Don't, don't put that shit. I mean, one time, bitch, had them put some fucking K-Y jelly down that she tricked me.

That's not perfume. I know, but she tried, it smelled like strawberries. So she put it down there, and I thought it were wet, and I went down there and I would eat it. And I was like, ugh. I was like, baby, what that is? She's talking about, oh, I'm sorry, I put some little K-Y on there. Did your mom go on?

Just no little K-Y, bitch. What wrong with you? Did your mouth go numb? What? Nicar, have you ever tasted hands sanitize? I have not. All right. Man, what the fuck, bro?

That shit nasty, bro. You taste the hand sanitizer, too? Nick, I fought around and put some hands sanitizer with my hand, I forgot, and I would bite my nil. You know what's never happened in human history, though, with K.Y. Jelly? What's that?

Nobody has used a dime-sized demand. Was that on the direction? Every time you squeeze this shit, let me get a damn sad. The whole goddamn thing. Bitch you, K-Y, I don't want you. Yeah. Sorry.

That shit saved my relationship for eight more months. That's fake. You got to keep using it. It made that pussy feel. It was just the little boost that person needed. The little boost. Man, I swear that after a little hit of this,

that shit was hitting. Totally different. I don't like K-Y. Because I would use K-Y. while the girl one time she had it and I was fucking them and you know it was cool but then that shit started looking like glue because she she wasn't working I'm telling you that shit were good that shit was so good it was my K-Y I used it on I made sure I was distributed net to I was like no don't you touch

nothing I know how to get the right amount you got to act like you put on a dime size amount and then let all learn right now slap it on it Dr K Y Dr. K Y Dr. Dr. Kee I spent a lot of time research and pussy and things What are the things of that nature? I just eat it. What are the things of that nature?

It's a whole lot that go with that, bro. All cooches get wet, just got to figure it out. That's all. Yep. I just get down and eat it. Pusses can move by themselves. They're like totally separate from the body. She could be going this way and the pussy just vibrate like a,

like you just worn a jackpot at the casino. Sometimes you got a career. You don't even know what you might do to get that pussy with. Bits don't need to know her shoulders is her hot spot. Hey, you ever had a girl try to be sex and wear the lingerie, but her pussy. is hanging outside. No.

Yeah. I'm older than me. That shit lit. No, that shit lit. I know is that, bud? That's lit. You're talking to a player. Yeah, yeah.

I want to see everything playing. I'm not the Himalaya. Ain't nothing wrong with that shit. Like, don't be embarrassed. There's it right. Uncle Luke. I'm talking. I'm going to be glad I'm in a relationship.

I'm saved. Because if I was in these streets, but who, who. The long pussy lips look like he's trying to say something. Lined up. He was like, what? Like the pussy wants to speak.

When the pussy lips long? Yeah. I know how to speak that language. Hold up. That's that call from Bird Box, nigger. You're talented. No, because you know those coochie lips. If they long, they whistle when they walk.

Yeah. You got to listen to it when they walk. I thought it was more of a muffle sound. Like, I mean that pussy don't like you. Puzzle live long, got to call it Arby's because she's had the meats. She has had the meats. Ladies, if you got long, coogey lips, don't think your pussy's nasty or look nasty. That shit don't look nasty, everybody.

A lot of niggil like that shit. No, I do. I see them little lips, I'd be like, oh, that pussy mature. You can't tell me. You ain't been fucking bitch. You've been fucking. I only had two by this, bitch. That pussy is like, help me.

Bro, you know what's so funny right now? It's a lady in here laughing at that shit so hard she had to adjust them pussy lips. Damn, long pussy lips work like nuts. Oh, whoa, ooh, I'm gonna set on my lip, bitch, damn. You motherfucker just stopped blowing this shit up, huh? That's what the pussy lips look like when they're long. Pull that up one more time. And they had it, too.

Who the fuck said, facts? Pussy lips look like a pocket. I mean, one time bitched pussy lips was so long, I couldn't even find a cooge. I was like, oh, damn. It looked like you swimming. Couldn't you find the clitoris? I'm like, where that little thing again?

What I'm looking for? You know, I got to come speak to it when I come. come around you know y'all nasty's here y'all should not be laughing that jokes about pussy lips for five minutes no the procedures but that is crazy I like to mention that you barely test them they just oh oh you know this gonna be easy right here this bitch here can't wait to get the dick right here I ain't no one when you be in the mouth but you giving them your business you that bitch ain't saying nothing I'm leaving.

You're not about to disrespect me like that. I'm out here eating your real vagina and you're not doing nothing. I'm out. Yeah. I am out. Bitch you don't feel this bitch. I just learned this last week. That's terrible.

Yeah, I'm leaving. I'm going to get up. I'm going to get up. This bitch is trying me. Right. You're eating her pussy and then laughing at Martin. Ha ha ha. Tommy's so funny.

Nope. I'm mad about it. You got to get the fuck on. Nope. He has lost all feeling. Nope. I mean, I had one that was so quiet and Tim, and she was like, that was the best.

I'm like, bitch, I couldn't tell. Oh, ladies ain't going to give you no credit like that. Now, you could do some good-ass fucking. Like, how was it? I mean, you know. You got to really lay it down, lay it down from a bitch to be like, they can't move. They just be in the bed.

You're like, what's wrong with you? I'm just trying to breathe right quick. Oh, nah. You fuck them right. They fall asleep and get the snow. like a nigga. Like, yeah, that bitch is knock the fuck out right there, boy. She's drunk, too.

She ain't got nothing left. Y'all's so stupid. She gonna wake up and make everybody eggs. She just lay their naked, holding her teeth is with one hand. Right. She don't even get up to help you clean off. She's just like, nigga, you're on your own, nigga, fuck it.

If I can sleep with the nut on me, you can deal with it yourself, because I'm not moving. Boy, y'all ain't, your bitch ain't never been drunk and just fell off the thing. drug and just fill out the bed, she don't need kill. He just, uh, during or after? Hey, hey, huh? Get up.

Okay. Ah. Hey, that's just so funny because everybody had that moment right now, boy. He said, keep walking by this man, like, man, this been drugging than a motherfucker. Where the ladies in here to get fucked up when you go out of, like, fucked up.

They were you fucking shit out of them. It's more than five of y'all. What the fuck? Ladies, they get fucked up. Y'all be showing y'all ass. Fellas, you ever had your girl come home drunk and you sober and they're trying to watch Monday night football?

She went to a hookah lounge. She'd come back in 11.30. She's drunk early too. Fucked up, baby. Let me see that in the dick. Stop, me like, babe, chill. You smell like Hennessy, nigger, you drink Hennessy. Women get drunk and ask you stupid shit.

Like, that shit be so unknown. Babe. Baby. Baby. Baby. See, you always ignore me. I've been willing to ask you this. Like, what means you want to talk to me?

I'm serious. Nika, don't even know what to say. They'd be like, oh. Talk to me. I like you, bitch. No, no matter what you say, you can be honest as fuck with your first. And shit, you cute and fuck at their fat ass. I know, but what else?

Like, something not like my body. I think a run out of shit shit you know hey shit I fuck with the whole you everything y'all be mad at them stupid

but don't ask us shit we're men we don't have a lot of words to say we don't it ain't a lot of shit to say y'all thrive off conversation y'all need details who was there how was the show so was D.C. there was Chico there

what did you guys wear how many people came by what time did it start won't need to know all that shit. Men don't talk to each other like that. Like, nigga, you made it. A man can ask you the same question. Hey, my nigga, how was the show? She was cool. Right. One question for niggas is easy.

Hey, my nigga, you straight? All right, we're straight. Yeah, yeah. We ain't nothing else to talk about after that, but ladies, all y'all, you know, we give it to you, you know, you guys are, you can use your brain more than we do. We don't, we don't. We be mentally retarded on the load, like for the lady, do not use their brain. Do not give them all they created? No, I'm talking about to conversation wise, nigga. That's it. Because niggas, we think about dumb shit all day. Nigger, we'd be thinking the dumbest shit all day.

Nick, I wonder if Stevie wanted to get mirrors in his house, man. Hey, bro, would you rather fuck a girl with three tities or a girl with one foot? Ooh, that's a good one. Shit. Three tits. Look, the niggas answering. See how stupid we all ladies? We are entertained three tities, because actually the three tittyes, that's a more better experience.

Because I know how to suck titty. I don't know how to fuck one leg you gotta think about it but that puts ain't been raw none of that boy what that one that puts a difference oh see that change it that change it that changed everything she still got a look no what's saying no she still got the leg it just ain't no foot no I'm still hitting the bit with the foot nigger over the three tities yes sir oh okay three tetties we y'all see them three tities gonna freak out dick gonna get soft Why did dick get Alzheimer's now? Look at this thing, man.

Dick like, you see them three-tittes? Why ain't fucking with that shit? Ladies, these are, this is the real shit that we talk about. Niggins sit around and talk about dumb shit, man. Dumb-ass shit. They're how niggins really tall. We get to how to smoke this shit. No, I'm some real shit though, bro, for real, for real.

Nah, for real. I'm gonna match y'all this shit, right? This is great. Hold up, bro. That's what I was... That what I was just about to say, bro. What's up? Bro.

Would you fuck one of them ladies who'd be yelling at the show? I mean, shit, it just depends on which state, because I don't done it before. Okay, what... What if you didn't see her right? And then after the show, you met in the lobby. And she had three titties and one foot. You'll fuck?

Yeah, it depends on what she said. She had both, she had three tits and one foot. It depends on how far I got to walk to get to her. Because if she's like in the back, back, then I'm gonna have to wook you now. I'm saying, though, everybody then left. She just in the parking lot. Is she cute?

I'm on here. Yeah. I'll smash. I don't for the bitch in the wheelchair, so I ain't true. Is that where you draw your line? Like, is that your gauge? That puts her rolling. Did you do it?

I mean, how you take her out the wheelchair? Ooh, well, she did herself. I went to grab, but she said, uh-uh, I'm okay. Okay. The chair must go now after that. It gotta go, we gotta move the chair. We gotta move the chair. This nigga's crazy.

And the fact that he's still laying in the floor like he can't get up, make this nigga even more on top. Hey man, this dude is sick, man. You see how he catapulted out of the chair and all that thing? Where's my chair? You want to inject yourself again. You're a asshole.

You're a asshole. You're a asshole. You see that? Stop, nigger. I ain't did no while that shit like that. Oh, these niggins stupid, bro. I can't wait to see that shit on YouTube. You look jumping out the chair and you got some distance on you too.

I do. Yeah, yeah. It's crazy. Anybody celebrating anything here tonight? Birthday anniversary? Yeah, y'all came to celebrate with us. Happy whatever anniversary the fuck you celebrate. The ladies that was twerking, what are y'all celebrating?

Birthday. One of their birthday. It's your birthday. We in this bitch. Auntie, what y'all celebrating? Titty's the game. It's her birthday. Told you.

How old are you here? 27. She's like, oh, yo, shit. 32. Happy birthday. Yeah, damn. You are 52. Stop playing.

You 32? 52. Huh? 32. Been a hard life. 72. I don't know who worse. She heard of 32 with my man at 36 right here.

The nigga had 36. The nigga here dressed like Mr. Brown. What a motherfucker is 82, bitch. I'm 32. You are 70. We're just fucking with you. All y'all look great. Happy birthday to all the birthday.

Happy anniversary to all that anniversary. Happy motherfucking birthday. Shout out to all my niggas that just got off probation. Salute! All the ladies who, period, went off the other day. Salute! It's still a little pink, but we'll get through it. Yeah, yeah.

You can deal with a little pink. It's still a little pink. You can deal with a little pink. That medium real. Yeah, that little pink. That pink eye pink. I take that. When she hits you with that, it's on,

but it ain't all the way on-on-on. No, it can't be on. It got to become like off light. It's off, like. It's off. Not gonna be on. Cause it with me, that bitch's gonna be on when I'm done. Trust me.

Bring it back. What time is it, bro? I'm knocking them on. Fuck the time. We are in Phoenix. We are in a building. They have a nice AC unit in this bitch. Everybody's chilling.

Ain't nobody trying to go outside. They know how hot it is. No, they say it's cold outside now. It cold now? Everybody in this bitch. I can look at you and look how they are. Oh yeah, my man, they've been smoking all. Yeah, they didn't smoke the one blunt,

they had rolled up, they ain't rolling to roll up again. I know what's going on out there. What the fuck was that? She came from the inside. That nigga just burped up some coochie. White people, what y'all doing? Y'all enjoy yourselves? You came on purpose?

Nope, came on accident. They only know who we are. They don't know who we are. They don't know who we are. And we were like, we were going to see those guys in concert. Yeah, they thought they were coming to see a highway seminar. I thought they were going to teach us about the 85-stop highway. Where's that guy loose legs, man?

We're in a cathedral. I don't know who they are, but we pulled them up on YouTube. Loot, loop, loop, loose legs in Arizona, loose legs get down. They love that shit, bro. Yeah, they love that shit. That's a classic. I love doing that shit, but that shit be hurting. Hey, man, they'd be sending me videos on Snapchat.

Are they kids and shit? They'd be like, Lou lead, Lou lead. Hey, I'm gonna do that loose lead challenge, but I'm gonna wait. Now, I'm gonna tell y'all, y'all gonna be the first one. I'm gonna tell. Now, if you got kids, I am gonna tell your children to do some disruptive shit, but it's gonna be fun.

I'm making a loose lead challenge. Okay. What they gotta do? They gotta be in class, though. Look at all the parents, like, come on, D.C. Look, I mean, it's fun, though. At least these, niggas, it's a fun challenge. But they got to do the loose leg, and they got, like,

really get on their teacher's nerve with it, though. Like, ah, I, and the teacher, like, stop. You're like, oh, loo, dead, look. You got the head of right teachers. Some of these black teachers in here are going, like, I don't give a, you won't really have loot. Sit your ass down to my goddamn place from. Yeah, because even why you were saying this,

I heard somebody say it, and I wish they would, loose leg in my damn class. That would make it better, because the teacher really mad but it's like you gotta get an unmad like beat stop being mad stop being right what's the other option ain't no other option hell no nigga shit hey what it is shit a loose leg challenge to be dope if you just had the young motherfuckers doing the loose legs they love that day you got it the stakes is too high for this shit no it's not it's to the point now where people see me out they be like man hey with loose legs it

I'm like damn someone resting stupid a nigga that shit that shit hurt bro I be at the I was like, bro, the other day, I were really walking like, bro, why the fuck my knee hurt so bad? You know? Then I look back at them episode, my stupid ass. Yeah. Even if you remember the first time we did it, you said your knee hurt when you did it.

Right after the second day. I should be swole, I'd be like, man, I am doing too much. I just want to say this to all the niggas who'd be like, when they see me and be like, hey, man, what chicko at? How the fuck am I supposed to know? These nigg will really be living lives.

You stay in another state, you stay in another state, and I stay in another state. They'd be like, where do niggas at? Live it. Right. Alive, man. Hey, man, man, nah, it'd be even worse motherfucker walk up to you. Chico, man, man, man, man, man, man, like, nigga, I'm not, nigga.

That's Carlos. I'm Chico. I mean, you can't blame her. Even I get confused. Like, y'all niggas look alike. Know the fuck we do. Nick, it been printouted me high. Like, hey, what, Chico got, my bad, nigga.

Yeah. Colo, what was like, man. See, I just did it again? on purpose. And no, I did it. It was a joke, but I really fucked up. Came in to you. At least you all this, nigga.

But yeah, motherfuckers love the ass as weed. I just don't know what the fuck to tell them. And ladies really do that shit. Y'all be in here, act, oh yeah, I love y'all, I love you, I want to fuck. Then you get to the room. So is DC really crazy like that? I just want to know what pool. Who gonna have fun in this pool?

That's not a pool. That's a hat. Oh. Yep. Then you put that shit out there front of the kids, they're like, man, mama do not love us. The kids will make that shit fun. They just be dipping their feet in that bitch.

Ah, your turn. There ain't no motherfucking hat, nigga. It's a pool. What type of pool is this? That's a Mexican pool. That's a Chihuahua pool. look like an oral sex diagram. Fellas, if you focus on the clitorial area.

You need to stimulate this point. Let all that other meat and shit hang. Just lick this part. That's shit look crazy as fuck, man. That's what you need to look for. Look at all the niggas listening. He's like, okay. Hey, you know that, that clear easy to find.

It's pull that hood back. Like, hey, how you doing there? Yeah, some of them easier to find. find in others some of them clits got dickheads on come on he's not lying big clit big clit yeah fellas they be focused on this whatever i don't get retarded i know they're giving us to wrap it up i might give a fuck what they doing we're running this shit all right you look at this theater we and there's some niggas that cares spells in this motherfucker i like a dude now everybody can't get out their seats

You say it's only been a hour. No, no, it hasn't been more. It's only been an hour. It ain't been no hour. Your clock, brook. Been an hour and a hang up. She's talking to my age, but we need to. I heard that.

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Let's get the fuck on out of here. Nah, I love you too. Shout out to all the ladies who love me. I love you back. Hell yeah. She was reaching. John! John! You can't kill him in the Intercontinental, John. I would really like to say thank you guys for coming out tonight to the 85th show here live on 92 a.m. Rebel Radio. To my man right there that is recording. We know you've been waiting on this segment all night, big boy. You got your F-150 cranked up out there. You're ready to

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This nigga has walked up here with the chain on. Hey, you're, it's a white girl. There you go. That's not enough. Who won't the T-shirt? All right. Yeah, man. You about to beat the nigger ass.

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I got a little club, get it? I don't worry, by the way. No, man. You do? Where? You do? Oh, I thought you did. That's what I was like that.

You. You're the first time you did. I'm Brian. What's your? Nice meet you, man. Joel. Nice meeting. No, G.

All right. Joel, very nice meeting. I don't remember. It was like four years ago. Every day leading up to that, I don't know. Yeah, I am. I'm a lot of good memories.

Yeah, I was, I was uncomfortable. Financial. I respect. Really working. We did. No, that's right. That one. I haven't.

I haven't. How we doing? Let me see you again? How are you? How are you? What's up, Chika? We can't give these tickets. What's that a fly?

There's nothing to give away. Ah! My name, for the land. What they do? What's that? What's up? What's up, bro? I got a bad bitch, no foreign bitch.

What color issue? And she's black. I got a bad bitch, no foreign bitch. And she's black. Oh, look. A flag on the drop. Yeah, what's that. Bad bitch.

No, what a blunt that joke. I'm going to roll one of these things, man. We'll do it. One of these, one of these. Bad boys. big fat ass swishers you know how you know this is what i come from this what you go from i come from man you want to see it perfect though broke down the weed walk down memory land you're going to walk down memory land see when i started smoking weed these were the only

swishers that they had cigarrillos came way later everything was this size now if it wasn't this fat it was definitely this long Lelo, stop saving his life. Lilo, stop saving his life, let him fuck up. I flip that, man. It's too close. It's way too close. First thing you watch them.

See, the trick to these motherfuckers is once you buzz them open. Oh, damn. That's how you know. Yeah, I'm looking for you. You really don't. Don't do it. You don't?

Mm-hmm. I'll show you what? All the people fuck up trying to roll these big fat ass wishes. I'll show you. Because I know. See, when you have to smoke these big fat ass wishes, I mean, if y'all want, cut up the tip where you do it on there. You gotta leave that, take that off.

Now you cooking with gas, baby. If you ever in the worst case scenario, there you go, you had to rip that tip off. See what you mean. It's weird, bro. I mean, we can... We can make... We can make a collect the car. So you fell off these kids.

You need everything. This is what I'm here. Yeah, that's what I'm here. Thank you, bro. We got the park in the baby mama parking line. We're talking about it in the same system. We're at the spin-game. We have to suck, walking the side shit.

Right, yeah, I'm good. Really? I would go to that game. As long as not terrible issue. Yes, man. This just ain't getting that much of gear yet. Okay, okay. Morphan production.

All of that three. Deep. They're called one. Is it a guy? A bad bitch, no foreign bitch. She blacked. Need some more wheat? Yep.

Yeah, man. What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? Good, good ZOT. My guy. What my young gun at? He ain't coming there?

No, he's actually back in Nash with the kids. Okay, say no more. Say no more. What's my mom? What's my dog? Hey, folks. We're doing pretty decent in Nashville, by the way, huh? In what?

In Nashville? He's added in L. Yeah. I told you. No, they're all so on. Crazy. Come on. Crazy.

Crazy. That ain't shit. People's hype. Oh, crazy. Oh, gee. Yeah. He ain't this motherfucker. Damn.

Who on what you do? I got your high bass in the world. Damn, man. I keep doing that slew and that shit. You do a game? Yeah, sir. Yeah, sir. Yeah, sir.

Oh, man. Epic last night. That shit. Crazy, bro. What? What? Red. Red? Red. Red came out with that shit. Ew.

He said we never would. Redd came out with that. Red came out with my man, let me clear my throat. Red, red, red came out with my man. Let me clear my throat. What a name of him? DJ, I can't think of the nigga name, but you know he's from the city, so Red bought him out.

Is he quit? No, no, no, DJ Quips from the day. But I can't think his name right now. Oh, so. Fat man's good. Not fat man's school. Not fat man's scoop. You're like, let me clear my throat.

Uh-huh, huh, man, oh. It's OG, though. He's best believing. That was in our life, okay, yo, they're like in my lincoln. We want to laugh. I'm trying to tell people in music and comedy, it's hard to mix. DJ cool. Noges be thinking you could do it.

If you could do it, that's great. Comedy and music, you can mix it. That's right. That's why if you want to go before. I'm trying to tear, niggins, they're doing all the giveaways and dance contests and all that old goof and shit. Right before we bring you up, man, we go to. You know why he can do it? Just the Jim Jones?

He knows how to play the piano. So he had a piano joke. It was easy for him to actually sing for real, but he was actually literally playing the piano. See, if I get up there and I actually sing for real, it's just a joke. You know what I'm saying? It's not like an actual joke. So it's like, I give it to him, but I don't really give it to him like that. Like, you want to me doing that?

The auto-to-me and shit, they be like, bro, to be honest, bro, really, D.C. really be coming up with song songs. Like, don't really busy can go on iTunes or on. They be singing on the street? No, for real. Got some of that, uh, that's that shit that, uh, Elvis Presby was just smoking. Yeah, to him, well, I found some in my pocket. I'm like, uh, well, that's about a savage.

Yeah, somebody set me up. Last time we was on the trip, somebody put one of these in my bag. I don't went through two goddamn, two X-rays. That was sitting right there at the top line. I didn't went through two different airports, bro. Wow. When you realize they don't really care about weed, you understand that because after all the mistake,

I don't walk there. I'm like, mm, that's dope. What are you going to be bad, though? You go in that motherfucker, boy, that's all. What's a whole 3-5 in my pocket? How did I do that? How? Man, man, this is crazy.

They do not care about no weed, man. But the only reason why that shit, it kind of skeptic, because I don't see them knick, catch a nigga. We're trying to hide some weed, bro. It was like some bullshit and some dirt, little bag, and they were all of the other. Man, those niggas pulled all that shit out and got this shit. You know, like this.

That's a walk. Every time I think, I just think of that moment, I was like, I just think of that moment, I was like, well, don't fuck with it. Got that little guy. So in my head, I'm like, hey, don't you, every day, they won't go grab that little motherfucker boy that you think you hid. They got his hand, but they let him back on the plane

because they really want to need those. But you tried to hide that bed that you could tell how the way they're going to grab with it, they know exactly what they were going for. I'm like, damn, they caught that thing, that shit, like a gram in a half. They just put much, they didn't pull much, shit on the search. Why the lady

then put the shit up, picked it up, and put it down. I don't know what it was it was. It must have been that I'm like, yeah, it must have been. Ooh, Lord. Put my down. I need that and not to that. I don't know nobody when I get down. That's really an excuse. I don't know

nobody if I get it. That's really wild, bro. Hey. I don't need this one. I just don't know. I don't want to make a drug, transaction in a new state. I would be breaking the law. So I would rather bring it with. You get that? I ain't trying to break the line. That's a great way to think.

Like, look, I ain't really trying to break it a lot. I'm just, you know what I'm here. It's still recreational. In the hour. You, um, put those parking guys, they don't give a folk about that shit because of damn their leave in the world. Damn nil.

They'd be crazy for it. You just can't be sad. I'm just waiting on that day where they did this. If you're a smoker, you can always get away with you. I smoke, man. What are you talking about? I smoke. For people who smoke weed, to be like,

It's hard. Get your ass, go on. We got the biggest shit to work. That thing is still smoke weed. You tell me, oh, man. Yeah, that's not ever in South America, though. They was like, y'all smoke weed. That's weird.

I'm like, what do y'all do? We got understand. You got a pain, bro. I be damned. This 3-5 ain't gonna do shit. Niggies is fucking, bon. some fucking bones. But they're trying to worry about this shit, they can't be ticked.

That's scary. This really ain't even drugs anymore. White people got some drugs out that we don't know nothing about. This shit makes you sleep better, have vivid dreams and everything. That shit that the Jew world was singing better. I want some shit that make me have lucid dreams. I don't want to have that. If we get old, I am getting old too.

Oh shit. We ain't gonna never get old. You know what I'm saying? But you know how they say, well y'all said the weed. Yeah, yeah. What y'all do? Cocaine? Mm-mm. And I am different. Those are drugs. If I'm called the crackhead, I'm gonna remain the crackhead. Maybe choke leaves. All day.

The coca leaves. Oh, look at your purple leaves. Yeah, all day. The coca leaves? They make your mouth. Hold up. What are the coca leaves in? That's all name.

Columbia. Oh, come with me, right? Why do you, why we just came planting the damn cocoa leaves? did if it's a plant it was his shoulder but you know certain shit when I'll be watching the Discovery Channel but there's certain places that grows certain things because of the way

the earth is made on the ground like poppy seeds like it's a certain it was a certain taste that this nigga was looking for he was a ship but the tree was on a mountain but it was from a certain type of tree and that shit hanged off the cliff of the mountain so and you got to go like to eat the open to do the shit the nigger got to tell you like

oh check this out dc yeah niggins die a lot off here to get these they got this expensive as coffee yeah they go clean up out in the bat cave like the bats they eat the coffee beans and they shit them out and then they go scoop up all the shit and pick the beans out and that's it when the most expensive coffee you could buy that shit crazy that's wild because the cray pop about they got to go out there and get the tree like snatched the tree and then break it because it's a worm inside the tree, but the worm only comes in these trees. So they have to break it, take the worm, and mix it together,

and that's how they get the special sauce. Well, that's some bullshit. But who did they discover that? But you got to understand, brother, different worlds, but this is how they live. Like, this is the way of living. Like, I would think of the, some, God, I'm watching somewhere. They cook all their shit, everything.

They cook everything. They got hamsters. They eat hamsters. The blunt. Blunt. We are smoking. The same type of people at, discovered Bill.

Who discovered Bill? Bro. You'll be surprised we're in different ways of living. These niggins. They don't know about those motherfucking gushets. This shit? They got them. They got another name.

They've got another name. They probably call squirties or some shit. This shit right here, there ain't nobody. This shit right here. And they'll tell you, this shit, ain't even grew right. That may ain't even real orange. You go somewhere else.

We got them oranges taste way better than that. It's green, everything we eat is killing us, man. So pick the shit that you like. That's why they grow everything over there. They grow everything over there. Hey, Chad, I want to tell you, man, these new sweaters, man, they fit perfect, bro. Because I got an old sweater and I got a new sweater,

and I looked at the old sweater. I was like, that's bullshit. Yeah, it's been some time. It was big. I got the homies. Shaky. I seen the nigger runs out of the street. Take some time to get it right.

Hey, man. You know what I bet? You know what I've been letting that? Somebody fucked around sitting in a clip. Jacksonville. The dog traded with the zipper shirt. Where is it? Boy, that shit, it was on my Twitter.

Damn. I can't snatch you that. Oh, that shit. Oh, man. Snash it out. Hey! And Joe, you got to send me that clip. I tried to text you earlier.

I'm talking about when you're going to get you know, I can't get out. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no one. Look, wait, right, right, right, right, right. No, he's like that butt up. No, I didn't get my little cugs, egg-nad, man, man. You, fuck wrong with him.

But look how chance, sit, then they make me old. Look how chad sit. Chan, what I tell you about that shit? I can find him a place. I ain't got to find your shit. What's wrong with, but they feel like you got all that else? You got all the money. Like, no, I just worked great at work.

You ever thought about being the supervisor? You want to be employee all your fucking life? What the fuck? Dream big, motherfucker! Hey, bro, I'm gonna create some Samuel Jackson cards for kids. You know how they got to like one, two, but it's gonna be like quotes. You can press it in here, yeah, them bitch on. Get your laser ass up!

Let that be your last blunt of the day, you motherfucker! For the kids? For the kids, but they need real shit. But the ones and two, that shit don't keep damn taste. Niggas be like, bro, listen to this shit right here. This is your last gun of the day, man. I think you mean well, but I don't know if you're an audience, bitch. Well, this is gonna be lit, bro.

I think you're walking around. I'm missing all day. I know you're sick at school, but you gotta do it. Oh, you're gonna be homeless, motherfucker. Real cards. Learning ABC, she don't know. Life card. Life card.

Thank you. Exactly what they call. Life cards. Life cards. They needed. But the schools are getting so small, bro. I went to my last middle school, bro. When I was in middle school, this was, I graduated 2006.

This shit crazy, because she got up my whole time in 2019. Man fuck. That's crazy. I'm going to get older. We had 12 hundred kids at that beach. bitch from 6-7 to 8th grade and we had a whole other section with special ed kid we had like two hundred so imagine that we got two hollered on that what it's a whole road um-nick bud hey that why y y'all think y'all see and shit hey boy we're gonna see you niggins funny

oh oh he's like hey bro this ganges it's a man it too hollow on me yeah he too Oh, wow. Who fuck is that? It was too hungry, man. Wow. I go back to the school, though. Get what, how many students in that video? So remember we got the C grade level,

or 7th grade level and 8 grade level? The 6 grade level ain't being used, period. Wow. So 6 grade level ain't even being used, period. Some grade level, maybe two classes. two classes on that whole, and we had like 13 classes on each level. Probably got two classes on the seventh grade level. No, I'm lying, on the seventh grade level.

Sixth grade got half of the level. And then downstairs on the eighth grade level, eighth grade and seventh grade, Sherry level. Wow. So that whole other little bar, they didn't even using that. They down there bringing them four food in the class. Fuck you need, y'all don't need you go to captains. This is weird.

They didn't need that many of y'all, me. I didn't get a red bull. Crash on out right quick. That shit, wild. They probably had like three hundred students in that bit. I'm just sitting in that bit. I'm dying about the crowd, I'm not shouting. We got so many memories in their bit.

Like, we would, this seems to be hanging from the ceiling. We was walking them over. You couldn't even walk in there, be there with so many projects and shit on the wall. You go on that motherfucker. You don't know who? Yeah, y'all ain't using that class either. That one? Oh, damn.

That's your middle school? Hey, yeah. I'm like, who is this bitch? Where after the students? Nick, like, three, four years ago, you know, wow. on three areas, man, I think some blood niggas came up, like some young nicks, came on the fight that were beating with some crooks and some shit, and you'd shoot him in the middle

school like, wah, wah, wah, wah, wow, wah. There's old men, parents went up and grabbed their kids and took them up, and they only got 300 kids, baby. Wow. From twelve hundred hundred. We had what? Six grade, seven grade, eight grade, eight grade, my middle school. We had shootings each year.

In the school, that father middle school, the niggie, east side high. That's crazy. That's crazy. He was horrible, though. We had the worst school and system in the country when I was going to get to school. Our shit was comparable to Nigerian. You'll be surprised some shit that don't get publicized when you're like, my nigga, we've made through this shit. Dude, my sixth grade in the principal, Miss Duke, Spanish, dude, Mexico, Miguel, Brown Union.

Spin on her, take that nigga up, put him in the closet all the thing. The teacher did? The principal. Oh, wow. Dude, it's a Mexican gang called Brown Union. Right. see the ground union motherfuckers always go out because he used to jump on him and shit all the time so he had got into it with somebody in the eighth grade he was a sixth grade he got into someone in the eighth grade

and you know jack got out on him or whatever so when they took him to the principal office he still turned up because he won right so mr. so the sixth grader or the sixth grader the mexican dude so they're trying to calm him down he ended up spitting on the principal you take that nigga up take his mouth up take his hands up and lock him in the closet all day long left him in that pit bull on itself and everything newscage. Nigger, Ms. Duke was a motherfucker, though. Mr. Duke was a mother-suffling. Mr. Duke is a mother-suffman. Listen, they come to fire. Like a week later, they come to fire, a nigga, they had to get the police to escort her up out of it,

and she was like, y'all going to have to pull me out this motherfucker school. Fuck y'all. Miss my shit. Miss Duke, nigga, she probably locked up now. Ain't no way in the world, she's still free. She was cold-ass. Cold-blooded, man, nigga. Miss Duke.

That'd be the one that we ain't got none of cold blooded in the schools. They scared of the kid. They're gonna fuck on the teacher. You had to be bad, bad. You had to be bad. You had to be bad. You had, I'm talking about that motherfucker when she walked. You like, oh, she goes.

You have to be bad. Say something to her. Well, you don't give a fuck about life, niggas. What, now? None of them kids get fuck by life. You had that teachers that you wouldn't give a fuck what you did in their class, and then you had their teachers that you wouldn't do. that you wouldn't dare say a word.

We would dare say a word too, right? Miss Thomas. Miss Thomas used to play classical music. Nigger niggas was quiet, different. All the fucker. The whole class, nobody said nothing. Her little old black lady,

part about this tall. Nigger, we was terrified of Miss Thomas. I ain't gonna tell you with me, Jeffrey Smith. I'm terrified. Mr. May, you know. Fuck you, nigg. You're gonna do shit.

Alright, Mr. Bay. Sit down, Mr. Babe. Sit down, Mr. Babe. I don't want to get no mind, no mouth, Mr. Bay. Put down, Mr. Bain, fuck you, Mr. Main. Your breath stick, nigga. All right, Mr. Bane.

That's one more time, Mr. Bain. Y'all didn't hit, Mr. Bain. Nigger, same school. Three hundred kids, right? They had 1,200 mid Jefferson, C grade. She taught signs. Bit later, I ain't gonna play with you. What she say, what she means? She'll kick your ass out.

Nica, she don't go fuck about putting you on the street. What? Get up out of hell. Nicar, what I say? Go. Nigger, I remember who was in her class. And she was, we piped up. She was trying to tell her what to do.

She was like, okay. Y'all, y'all wanna act right. Okay, Monday. Y'all got detention. 3.30. Niggily will like detention. Who goes to detention? We bucking on everything.

You say we suspended. We come back to school the next day. What fuck you're talking about it? Nica, Monday coming around. The bell ring. We in Malclad. Miss James class. This ain't even her clad.

We in Malclad. The bell ring. I'd be damn Miss Jeffers Smith coming in these motherfuck and do like this. Hold on. y'all thought i was playing y'all sit y'all lay down they gonna give a what's a nigger with the bell ring at 3 30 you're going home at 5 man move me come on in bro you missed the whole time no i went outside like damn never again

that's how miss thomas was like miss thomas was so cold you know you're in the class we'll be turning up in mr maiden class miss thomas walking that bitch because it was right next She's going to Mr. Mayton, Gladysville. She won't say nothing, nigga. Walk her little ass back out there. Their teacher had been teaching for like 35 years before my freshman class came. She retired that year. Damn.

Hey, brough, that gave Ms. Murphy, she had this little policy. Well, she would just discipline you and keep, like, keep teaching, right? She'll just be talking to her shit. Mr. Whitfield, your name's written down. So what? You know, you just keep going. She goes, a check mark is by your name. Look, by the end of the week.

Hey, Ms. Murphy being engaged. And look, she got the old-ass textbook, right? The punishment is you got to write every word. And look, you're going to check it. Boy, and every checkmark, you get, she adds 10 more pages. So, look, everybody stopped doing that shit, right? Mitt Murphy's losing her mind because she don't know what to do because she ain't never planned it for somebody didn't do it.

She can't do it, but write you up and go to the office. she had my clad because it was like ninth grade English every one of the kids right my damn whole clad about to fail me at Murphy bruh one day everybody I said fuck this shit hey we fell in any way we ain't

about to get out of ninth grade so fucking they're about to just ruin this bit like bruh they start throwing books around the class room Miss Murphy said I give up I give up this place is just a three-waring circuit

girls stood up and said Miss Murphy you're the motherfucking class That was a breaking point Y'all went nuts on the end She couldn't come back from that Bro, we didn't ruin some teachers My Clay, not we, but my Claire Boy, we didn't ruin some teachers out here, boy

I'm talking about, nigga, stand it up. Stop! Stop talking! Stop talking! Diggas like, ah, man, man. Well, that's me roasted. Stop, Mr. Whipel, bitch, did you hear this motherfucker Talk about my mama Tedis. Fuck what you're talking about. What are you going to get your stupid ass on?

What are you going to get your ass on? They're all day. Nguyen, hey, he got me to fuck, walk. How do you feel like this? You're going to kick my light up. Man, I'm petting, nigger. You laughing, sure. Man, I'll tear their ass up.

Nigg I felt my whole chemistry class. Well, the motherfucker used to come get me before school. Hey, bro, not today. Don't fuck with me today. Not the day. I wouldn't know when she started. I just, man, they just knew how I was going to say something. Motherfoot, hey, man, come up, man.

Hey, bro. I mean, we had your teacher named me both right, right? We always fucked with her for a name, though. Nigger. Are people asking? She taught social studies, bro. Sam Gregg, same middle school. Oh, I love this school.

We had so many members in their bed. Nigger, man, Boatwright. We go to lunch. I was on 18, because my mom always had me on the targeted team. She's on the B team this time. Because she was at the what team? The targeted team. You know, with all the small.

kids and shit. You know what I mean? I go in and do all that school work and shit. All that fuck-ass shit, baby clubs and shit. But you know, we're gonna thugging. So I'm gonna be in both right with my C grade teacher. But see, so I'm having on the B team, on the cell grade. We go to Lunt.

I don't know who she pissed on. But these, niggins, fuck around. Go to Lunt. Fitting around. Shit in a cup. No. That motherfucker on her desk. Five.

No. No. Go back to Lunt. You know that. Everybody at Lunt, nigg. All this. hot open hallway. What's up?

What's up? Nita, for you're doing, nigga, me boat right coming down the hallway faster than the bitch. We've never seen that boat ride

ever seen. Damn, that's Boatray. She's still out here planning to kill y'all. She got your right. Boat right. Boat right walk down that hallway

shouted. I'm talking of all you heard was high heel. Flack, clap, black. And she was so cool. She was like, Miss Buck, right? She was talking about that, Mick Buck, right, bro.

We didn't know how she even got this job in the middle of all the home on Pittsburgh. You teach all these bad-haired kids talk about that. We just want to do right. Bitch, we get you in hell. Yeah, that was a land day. Had to teach your name, Ms. Donagher, nigga, this bitch used to eat all day in class. Ms. Donagher used to eat, man, nigga. I'm talking about we had a raw turkey bag and put it in a microwave, nigger.

Coming in, he had a whole classroom stinker. Then you'd be like, Ms. Donigin' man, stink. his shit, get up and get in your face. I don't give a goddamn. What you think? This is my class. All particles on your shit, dog. I'm like, man.

We had a drunk-ass teacher named Ms. Kerrby. She'd be drunk in hell, boy. She might walk right by your ass. Scratch her cushion. Far or anything. Keep on walking. That was my math teacher in high school.

That nigga used to get more scared that the principal can't licker. True story. We all used to go to his class and shit and just sit in there when you're skipping class because that nigga ain't give a fuck. He always used to be in.

they're twisted. Man, the principal come around the corner one day, nigga, it's... Mind you, my high school ain't handing the walls. It was just medians. You know what I'm saying? They called Dunbar School Without Walls or whatever, so you can fit probably about 15 people in there easily. Niggas, about 35 niggas in the clad. This motherfucker

come around and start handing out papers. This nigga handing out anything. It got motherfucking tax return shit. He just giving niggas papers. He started writing numbers on the wall. I'm like, this nigga is more scared of the pressible than we are. Then the nigger had what they call that shit when the teacher been there and launched a seniority. So they couldn't find the nigger.

They couldn't, 10 year. There you go, my bad. They couldn't find him. They couldn't fire the nigger, nigger. So he ain't had no reason to be scared. He used to be just so twisted. My sixth grade teacher, Mr. Vibor, took us on a field trip. No permission slips some number.

I told you about that, niggins. Took us downtown. Took us downtown. Took us downtown. That's kidnapped. Right. Took us downtown. Act like he was great.

Take us into the motherfucking FBI building for a tour, right? Niggins said, oh, nigga, I can't go up in here. I got my knife on me. That nigga was like, hey, boy, y'all, niggas. Y'all got y'all total? We was like, yeah. He was like, all right, man, y'all boy B. I'll see y'all tomorrow.

Nica, left us downtown. We down McDonald's, nigga, buying 20 pieces and all day. Mr. Vovore was the motherfucker. He finally got fired because he paid. This nigga paid Trina and Tava's $5 to punch collie in the face, you. In class. Nigger used to be in class getting this little ponytail. Hey, it didn't get a hell, bro.

A girl fired out, a girl fired out, a punch of a dick in the face, and she did that shit, too. Whoop that, nigga. He paid her to five. Whole school liable. Yeah, she got out of eating pizza like a motherfucker like that. Like, Dan, train how you get all that pieces? Mr. Football.

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