The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The 85SouthShow Memphis Mane W Deray Davis, Karlous Miller, DCYoungFly & Chico Bean | Ep. 142

Episode Date: August 10, 2018

Get Tickets to the next live show in Columbia, S.C., New York and Chicago! https://www.85southshow.com/live We had to go down to Memphis Mane! On this episode surprise guest Deray Davis takes The 85 South Show stage and go's in on the problem with the Me Too Movement and talks about growing up with a crackhead momma. Of course Chico Bean, Karlous Miller and DC Young Fly take the stage roasting and checking everybody in sight. Crazy Kel from the M gets up on stage and tries to flame DC - but we all know how that turns out. Plus, catch DC talk about how it feels to buy his momma a house bacsktage after the show. This is the 85 South Show Memphis Mane! This weeks sponsor is CIVIC TAX RELIEF. Call their special tax hotline where they can help you discover all the relief programs You qualify for FREE. Just call 1-800-297-6014. FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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waiting to run out of the dick. To all you punk bitches leaving comments on my Facebook page. I want to tell you dick in the boot-ass niggas. One thing, don't worry about what the fuck I'm doing because I'm the custom pastor. You need to worry about your pastor

out here sucking dick and put dicks in his booty. Tracy, that's kiddie. Kiddy, that's Tracy. Look at Kitty, goddamn, Kenny. You do four different things. You don't bought your hat from another place, your shirt from another place. All right, what's your four different things, Tramian?

You do massages with your freak ad. You do photography with your freak ass You model with your freaky ass And you produce what Porn with your freaking ass You'd be so humble when y'all get to The Waffle House, though, because she ain't got no money Oh my God

That bitch light up and get interested in his butt Like how long you've been on Wiling out? Like, for real? Yeah, we got kids. Her kids, man. I'm gonna change their name because their mama so fast. Nigga not pulling out.

I'm trying to get a pregnant. I know you're laughing right now. Saying, nigga, you ugly. You gonna hear that thing wrong? I'm a hit her on you. I'm gonna hear that right here. Hey, because y'all don't know about you. No, you're fine as hell.

I won't give a fuck. If you had five kids, I ain't gonna pick them up from their dad house, Sunday evening. Come on, get that bath. Get ready for a bed. How many of you got? You got one? I got one, so we got two. How old is your one? Thirteen? Well, mine ten. The thirteen can watch him. Shit, our work is done. We can go out and explore the city if you want to. You got a job? You work for yourself? You ain't got no job. Damn, what you do?

You're a what? You're an esthetician? Oh, so you be getting pebbles and eyebrows and shit? Oh, okay. You're not the lady who's been spacing them, eyebrows and shit too far apart putting the bids all the way up here. Yeah.

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If you watch the 85 South show, make sure you go on YouTube and subscribe, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, and everything. Y'all ready to have some fun in here tonight, Memphis? I don't hear it. Man, do y'all know I got Chico Bean in the house tonight? We got D.C. Young Fly in the house tonight. Memphis, they ain't a fucking Memphis right now.

We got the Sensee. Carlos Miller is in the building tonight, y'all. We got something special for you guys. I want you y'all to give me that energy. Start clapping right now. Start clapping right now. Give it up for the opener. Slop on my knob, like horn on the car.

Check in with me and do your job. Lay on the bed and give me head. Don't have to ask. Don't have to bed. Juicy is my name. Sex is my game. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Squeeze on my bag.

Look at the women singing harder than niggas in here. Rude-ass women. Squeeze on my butt. Hope I buttin that. What up, nigger, you good? Okay, I just came to say that whoever's in an 87 corolla, you got, like six people blocked in. You comfortable, nigger?

This nigga all his outfits. You put on my third grade outfit, my fifth grade outfit. A lot of phones in here. A whole lot of child support getting towed on. Shit, niggins hit cheating like, bitch, what's that Snapchat shit? You all right, man? Got a guitar, nigga.

Play something, nigga. Play something. All right, Nick, you ain't stop for you. You get some bitches. You got a two-bitch minimum. I love everybody with a Snapchat, but they ain't paid their phone bill. Snap me, you can't call right now. What a late motherfucker is that? Is that you set me up and record me?

You got a hose? Okay, all right. You got a man? You got a man? Yeah? You have a man? Maybe? I'm fucking your girl! You couldn't have me looked it for.

What's up, brother? Unfold your arms, it's okay. That nigga heard that two drink minimum. I ain't got it all that shit. One and a half drink minimum, goddamn. Y'all get up for these young men, man, man. Get up for the 85 South Shore. Y'all get up for real.

These are my little brothers, and they're killing shit. I'm just out here. trying to motherfucker join the group, nigga. I was in the back. I don't smoke weed. Them niggas smoke, nigga. I swear to God, I floated out here. Now, I ain't been in this house

since my mom was pregnant with me. Because she did crack. Nobody else mama did crack. Fuck y'all then. You don't know my life, nigga? Y'all, don't feel sorry for my life was good, man. You said to pay my way out of whoopens. I'm going to beat your ass.

He's going to rock. All right, gone ahead. My mother was on drugs so long I bought a rock for Mother's Day. All tripping was an emotional moment. She was like, oh, you know your mama. Nobody else has a lot of stepdaddies. Your mom ain't fucking a lot of niggas.

Different niggas come to house, pretend they're cool with you. What's up, little man? You good, little nick. Nobody ever want their mom be a hoe. Everybody wanted everybody else to be a ho. You're a ho. You're a ho. What about your mama?

Nika, cool out. She was going through some things. Y'all fucking the chicken up. They was in the back complaining. Nick, we almost had a chicken. Huh? It took y'all, nigga, don't y'all me yet, nigga? That's weird, nigga.

It took who two hours? You was y'all was never sitting in this, motherfucker? This shit is thick on a fucking Thursday, and you complaining? Look how full this is, but people that want to laugh. You got complaining and shit. You act like, you dressed up for this shit,

nigga, look at your office. I know why you mad. It took long. It took you three. minutes to get dressed. Took y'all two hours. God damn, I've been dressed. Is this, you straight now,

nigger? You want two hours to be roasting your ass? And here was a brand new old shit on. If you don't get your ass. There was some brand new fubu shit on.

Where you find fubu at now? brand new Carl Knais Sox in this bitch. New shit, kind of. Ha ha! No, sir. Anybody else want to complain? Complain to me, don't complain to the niggins. I was talking to them back about life, boy. That's what took long.

Getting them educated for the success, they're about to happen. They're about to get, opening this gift of success. What about this man? Know how long it took him to get dressed? That long take to get those pants on, niggas? I like, you fresh, dog. I'm just jealous. I can't wear shit like that.

So you got that look, man. I wear shit like that. They're like, I knew it. D-Wa-crazy as fuck. But you're all right. Two hours in a long time. You've been drinking, no? I try not to get too fucked up.

I ain't drank Henderson in a long time. I drink tequila. And this shit was full, my nigga. I'm fucked up. I'm drunk, nigga. You can't even be drunk no more. You can't even drink and drive with your kids in the car no more, man.

Shit fucked up out here. No, people care about kids now. You know shit different. When we was little, nobody gave a fuck about us. Your mama let you leave the house with the drunkest nigger in that bitch. Your uncle be towed up. I'm going to the liquor store.

Who on a ride with a knicker? Everybody wants to go with uncle drunk-ass James. That niggas so drunk, a nigga had a seatbelt on from the pad and said, bitch, let me get this motherfucker. Trying to get that drunk, though, brother. You don't drink like that, do you? Be careful, man. All that Me Too shit out here.

It's fucked up. It's not fucked up for the women that are really getting reparations for the things that happen in them. That's fucked up. Six sisters, two daughters. I believe in the movement when it makes sense. I don't fuck with them lying-ass bitches, though. But man, I'm just trying to sue niggas. This can a nigga got money. You don't You don't see no weak niggas getting sued.

You don't see Jimmy from the gas station. Seven business came forth. He touched us. All I wonder was gas. He said, pump me too. I knew it was fucked up when they went out to fucking, uh, what's the nigga? Morgan Freeman, nigga. They said Morgan Freeman was out here being nasty.

Nigel, if I'm 80 years old, I'm gonna be the nasty nigga. I'm walking around pajamas, dick out. Bitch, what's happening it? This thing got one sperm left waiting to run out the dick. I'm ready, I'm ready. He shoot down Morgan Fried. Act like Morgan Freeman had bitches locked in his house. Put the chains on the doors.

Called red. That bitches on the roof. You suck dick, don't you? You suck. You're going to suck. Jump, bitch. Sorry, I'm a little ignorant. I'm a little ignorant that comes up.

These niggins bring that shit out of me. But it's scary now because a nigger like me, I'm scared to just take a chick home and fuck. I'm scared to go fuck. Like being drunk, you just go home, both us drunk as fuck. We both fuck. Wake up in the morning.

You ask questions you should have asked the night before. Bitch, what school you go to? What you mix with? Where you work at? Not no more, you gotta know. The motherfuckers be acting like they was too drunk to fuck and you took advantage. Fuck that. Bitsch would wake up now like, where am I at?

I'm right with the bitches. Where are we at? A bitch who brought us here? Forced us to fuck. You got to be careful. You understand me, brother? Guitar playing, nigger. You got to make sure women are aware in their mind.

Because you know a rape is. Any woman that's not able to fucking tell you know or tell you yes, it's fucking rape. We all watch SBU, motherfucker, them bitch, to be out. For real, sleep in the bathroom tub. I ain't think I did nothing wrong, nigga. I got to make sure now I get bitches dick DUIs.

Like the police, I believe. I touch your nose for some dick. This crazy. My bitch nod your head 20 times. I can't believe. Make sure you can pass the head chest Then I sit on the chair naked I'm like, if you can make it to the dick

You can have some D-ray, you cry No bitch in a straight line What the fuck Sometimes they're too drunk I'll scoot the chair Just a little bit for them All right we know what you're here to do

Have a good goddamn time Two hours later Now, you got something to do in the morning, nigga. Where you work at? Exactly, nigga. You sell dope. You don't get regular nigger hours selling dope. She's like, he do sell dope, but it's not like that.

You're recording just my dick now. That's cool. So to see your nigga at home. He needs this hip move right there. If you have a tie, just do that hip move right there on the edge of the bed and tear the ass up. You then zoom in on that dick. Go on here.

Zoom in on that dick. Yeah. You a, I wish my girl would. You're a nasty motherfucker. She's going to go home. I didn't even know it was his dick. I thought I was jealous. Bitch, let me see the tape.

You're going to see D-raper. You had a jealous nigga like that. You don't trust you doing shit. bitch nigga walked through TSA with you bitch I'm in this shit too Zoom both of us motherfucker can't a nigga just show up your job bitch what's one of these niggas like you

I thought you said you only work with ugly motherfuckers who that beautiful nigga in the corner bitch who is that? I don't really know him I think he gave he ain't gay bitch he gay telling him come over here the nigga better like me ho I ain't playing game

I don't know the rules of the 85 South show. I know that they barely have many, but I know for a fact they want you to have a good time. That's rule number one. So if you're here to have a good time, make some goddamn noise here. If you do not have HIV clap, if you do not have HIV, if you do not. A couple of people are coughing and clapping. It's cool. It's my last show.

Let's fucking hear about the pass. What'd you say? Somebody lying? So it's y'all. All right, y'all. Don't fuck with nobody over there in that corner. Somebody lied. They can't just be us.

Come to stage right now, y'all show some love. Start clapping hands like he your goddamn cousin. You know him, you love them. Give it up. Four. Chico. Yeah, Miffin' Yeah, Miffin'

What's up, man? Miffin' what's up, man? Nah, fuck did I need more energy in there, Miffin' what's up, man? What's up, man? What they're looking for? What you're looking for? All you got to do is tell me what they're looking. Dope man.

Dope man. Man, this nigga went so crazy. Money to be made. Best believe in, nigga, clocking. I run it myself like a quarterback option. I picture 10 G's tell her bitch to go shopping. She buys herself some clothes, and she bought me back a chopper. See, niggas won the kicker, but I don't play soccer.

I'm married doing my cake. I'm trying to marry Betty Crocker. If I get you on the way you know my whip game, I put it. And off of one key, I see $70,000. Cut it off. Nugger, that shit in here, nigger. Memphis, what's up, man? Nah, fuck that, man.

We in Memphis, man. Memphis, man. Oh, big forehead, little shoe-ass-a-niggin' nigger, mine. Fuck wrong with you nigger, mine. I know you niggas was talking shit in that line, boy. Ooh-wee. Man, I don't even get fucked by seeing these puss-a-nigger, man. I've been standing up my knee.

I've been standing up my knee bad at fuck. These niggas got me standing out this pussy-ass shit, mine. I'm gonna end up in 9-0-1-night. They don't hurt on these goddamn dole, mine. That's on my mama, mine. Huh? Shit, nigger. You added all them numbers.

Y'all was waiting that long. It was, too, when you got in line. It was nine by the time they let y'all in this bitch, nigga. Shit, nigger. Shit is crazy. I love Memphis, though, man. Make some noise for y'all ourselves. for being patient with a nigga, man.

We ain't had nothing to do with that shit. That was just, you know, I don't want to just blame the club, but, you know, when niggas don't finish the roof, you know they can give a fuck about you niggas. They, fuck them nigger, mine. They get in here when they get in here, mine. Shoot the dice again, mine.

I want my bed back, nigga. They're like, them niggas back there shooting dice. How everybody doing? How you doing? You got that Angie Stone hair, dude. Let's take the long one. Around the park, after dark. That ain't even Angie Stone, is it?

They both got the same head dude, the song I'm singing. I don't know what her name. Who is the, that's Jill Scott, right? Her two. Let's take. You look like one. What you do for a living, beautiful? You work at IT, you work at Sprint.

Just say Sprint, baby. I'm sorry, sir, but you can't make no outgoing calls so you send us that 115. I'm sorry, you can keep complaining. y'all Memphis niggas is man I love Memphis man Memphis is you know I would have to say like in the whole country man this is one of my favorite cities in the whole country because Memphis got the most nigger niggas in the whole country nigger ain't no niggas more nigger than Memphis niggas I said this shit last show I'm gonna say it again y'all niggas different like Memphis is where I realized what level of fame I was on like for real Memphis niggas make you realize it like because you know you got different levels of fame like you Even for example, we just had D-ray come up here. That D-Rae, that motherfucker been doing it for a long time. It's a certain level of fame.

He had, movies and all types of shit. You see D-Ray. You might be scared to say something to that nigger. Like, oh, shit, girl, they're going to D-Rae. Oh, nigger, that's D-Rae right there. Not me. Nah, hell no. Nick, see me like.

Hey, Chico, Nick, come in, nigger. Come in, nigga, I fuck with you, nigga. Hey, FaceTime Mama. Tell her we see this nigger, man. Man, fuck that sandwich. You'll eat later, nigger. Come fuck with me. Big head-haired, nigga, man.

Hey, man, hey, man, come out here, man. Hey, hey, man, my cousin them in the city tree, and, nigga, they come. Hey, hey, hey, come out, man, man. Fuck them Gene, nigga. Chico out there being, man. Hey, man, man, you bet you won't check with your big-foot-ass-ass-ass-ass-a-nigger.

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Y'all niggas is the most humble nick. Like a Memphis nigger asking you for something is the greatest shit in the world. Nigger walked up to, hey, man. I fuck with you, mate. And all that wild-in-night shit, mine, that 85-side shit. Me and my wife walked that shit every day, man. For real, man.

I was going through something, man. For real, man. I was down 201, man. They had me jammed up, man. Jammed up on some bullshit, man. They called me down there, man. I go down there, you know, my baby mama get the tripping and shit, man.

You know what I'm saying? I come home. I'm working all day at the Nike factory, man. I come home, man. Shit, I don't bought a pair shoe home for the little boy and everything, man. It'd be tripping, man. Talking about the side wrong. I don't pay attention my kids and shit, right? She called the laws on the nigger. I go down 201

man, man. I don't think made me feel better, man. We're seeing you on the screen when I was in there, man, I love you, mate. But basically what I'm trying to say, man, you got a couple dollars and they get home, man. Shit, man, I'm just trying to make it home, man. Shit, man, shit. I'm trying to get home, watch you, man.

If you can get me back to the, man. I'm just saying you special to me, mate. I'm like, I love y'all niggas, man. Y'all Memphis niggas is special, dog. Special than the motherfucker, man. Who else we got in here, man? We got the crap. What's up, gee?

What the nigga? You ain't here dressed like a painter. Nigger, what you do for a living? You got the goddamn Donnell Jones hat on that. When you love someone, you just don't, what's your name, G? Trayvian. What you do for a living, Trayvian? You do four different things.

This nigga about to tell, all right, what's the first one? What's the one you make the money off, nigger? Huh? Photography and massage. This nigga in that tricking Instagram models. He didn't catch. as your bitch is coming out of rainbow. Hey, baby, you look very good today. Oh, excuse my head. I just actually bought this from Banana Republic. I was just wondering, have you ever took

pictures before? Oh, the way you're walking there, you got a little knot in your back. Come in real quick. Let me, matter of fact, just meet me over at my apartment. And I, what's the other two things you do? You also produce. He can't think of the fourth one. He's like, ah, Fuck, man. I added an extra number. I should have thought about that. I was in line too long, man. I forgot how many jobs I had, man.

Fuck. Fuck. Well, whatever you do, I hope you're making some money off of me. You look like Jess and Lurias, baby. How are you doing? She's looking around like me. Yes, you, baby.

Your news is real. That's not your boyfriend right there. She said, oh, no. My nigga got one real job. Yeah, I don't... Fuck with niggas with four imaginary ones. No, I can't... No, I can't.

can't do it. I can't do it. Which section was the section with the A's? Look at this nigga snitching. Man, them niggas over there! I don't even want my wings to walk past them niggas. Fuck that. If anybody sneeze, we're out this bitch, Nick. They ain't got no roof in this motherfucker.

That shit gonna spread fast. This is a motherfucker in here. Y'all good back there, A.S. It's all good, man. It's all good, man. You know what I mean? Hey. Like Kanye said, nigger, anybody can make

make it if magic did, nigga, you good. They got medicine and shit for that shit. Lay on me. Oh, niggas is straight. Man, I love Memphis, man. Because Memphis, like, Carlos, is like, you know what I mean? That's my brother, man, for real. And, like, he put me onto a lot of shit

because he's from down this way. And it's some music that y'all listen to down here, man. That's like that slow jam shit that y'all listen to it ain't regular. That Johnny Taylor and all that shit y'all listen to down here. But it's a song that nigga put me on to that has been my favorite song since I heard it. got to share this shit with y'all because i give it to me dj i say i'm not a train no more i want to do the things that your love will do never did before girl what he say your candy liquor girl I just want to be

I'm not a shame I want to be your candy liquor girl This shit's so cold Let me lick you up Let me lick you down Turn around, baby Let me lick you all around Cut it off, nigger

That nigger was eating ass in the 70s Y'all niggas down here different That nigger said, turn around baby Let me lick you all around. Oh, let me lick you good like your lover should. I want to make you un-on-on-on-on. I want to make you feel un-on-on-on-on-on. I want to lick you till you come like nigger.

I couldn't have grew up with that shit. There's no way I could a new candy licker existed and still went to school and been a good student, nigger. Every time they called me to read, I'd have been like, That'd have been like, and Abraham Lincoln Free to let me be, oh, let me be your candy liquor, girl. What's candy liquor? Oh, I'm just talking about a sucker. That shit is crazy, man.

That type of music is cold because you can make any type of song about that. Like that, you know, regular R&B is limited to like regular love and shit like that. You know what I'm saying? Like, oh, my girl left me or I found a new girl. You know what I'm saying? I'm hurt. But them songs, you can sing about anything. you know what I mean any fucking thing any life situation don't matter what it is

nigger you can be in the motherfucking gas station like I went into the BP to give me some swisher sweets yeah you be like nigger this nigga made the swisher song nigga I love this nigga shit is crazy man but look man we appreciate y'all we ain't gonna keep the show going too long because I know some of y'all got jobs that you gotta go to you got jobs y'all ain't got no look at memphis nigger hell no man we ain't working on by a clock man ain't meffin man fuck you time out niggil didn't miffin mine we fend to go hit that train right after there nigg you know how much shit on that bitch niggil we're finn't have orange mound lit the night niggie need to bring your big head ass over there

nigger fuck with a nigger man real shit man fuck you time out man love this shit my nigga love this shit real quick chuckles I just noticed this y'all can go here to get some new pictures painted of the motherfuckers man because them right there

is old than a motherfucker boy them pictures were supposed to be an Eddie Murphy apartment on boomerang them pictures so old goodness gracious man we happy y'all here in Memphis man we happy y'all came out and packed this second show out man we're ready to keep it rolling man

I got my brother Gary come to the stage y'all know him he just actually came back from la shooting i got the hookup two movie man so y'all can make some noise for that man nah nigger we in miffin man y'all fuck with that shit oh nigger that nigger picked that chair up i thought it was about to jump off in this bitch oh you just scared the shit out me joe nigger we in Memphis man don't do that shit come to the stage and announce you picking up chairs nigger all these gangstats niggas in here from north south all that shit nigger White Haven, Black Haven, nigger, Orange Mound, nigger.

Castellia, all that shit, you picking up chairs. You should have slid that motherfucker to his destination. Don't pick up shit in Memphis, man. It's women in here with gold teeth. They got a pistol in their pussy, nigger. They're going to push that motherfucker out you move too quick. Oh, nigger thought you had me in your pussy-ha-nigger. Yeah, that's me pussy where ain't gangster, nigger?

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to find your podcast. All right. Well, like I was saying before I was so rudely scared the shit out of. He just got back from filming I got the hook up too, man. And he went a long way to get here, but he's here, man.

You see him on your Instagram every day. You might have seen him on Wilden out. See him on BT, VH1, hip-hop squares and all that shit. But you're about to see him right here in Memphis, man. And Chuckles, man. So make some noise from my brother, the one and only. D.C. Youngblo! So, say what's popular.

Hold on, baby, hold up, baby, what is they? What is that? What is that? What is that? Hold on. I don't fuck with D. Hey, Jay. They don't want a hammer.

Born in the 80s. Crack, baby. Cut that shit out. Cut that shit out. My what the fuck wrong with you, boy? That nigga got on museum shoes. This nigga. Oh, my nigga.

My nigga got a museum shoes. Oh my God. What's all day, OG? Tramian? What you do for a living Tramian? Well, you had built like a slave, buddy. You do what? You do four different things. You don't bought your hat.

You don't bought your hat from another place, your shirt from another place. All right, what's your four different things, Trayvian? You do massages with your freak ass. You do photography with your freak ass. You model with your freak ass. And you produce what? Porn with your freaking ass.

Do you see how that nigga dress? Man, that nigga dressed like we can't sit on the front of the bus. Yes, we can. Damn. Who brought you? You walked to this motherfucker? Yes, I did.

It'll be here. Look at this background. Oh my goodness. She looked like a scam ring background. I ain't lying. What this is? This is an aquarium? This y'all aquarium.

What's you do for a living, baby? What's your name? Dameron, what you do for a living? You work at St. Jew? Oh, that's the... Oh, shit. St. Jew's up here. Damn.

I don't want to fuck with you. Move, bitch. You got to start praying fucking around with her and shit. What's your name? T. What do you do for a living? T.

You in the medical field? Don't tell me you work with her. What's you do in the medical field? What you do in the medical field? You're a phlebotomist? Damn, bitch, you is a nurse. You is not no phlebotomist. Who that is? That's your friend right now.

That's your daughter? Oh, y'all don't know each other. Y'all just sitting at the table, sharing the table. That's your girlfriend. What's your name, baby? Dominique, what you do for a living? You're mad or you hell? Alright, you might got you a client right now, motherfucker.

You might do some things. You're like, oh, you're in my door, huh? Okay. Why are the single lady's at? What the single lady's at? Give me a stew. Where are the cougas at? Where the cougars at?

Well, can't even speak. I'm gonna leave y'all cougas alone. Y'all don't moan like them young girls. Let me get a stew. Let me get a stew. Why y'all ain't got the proper materials up here for a nigger? God damn. You up here at the Skang Rink?

We ain't got shit going on. I ain't gonna lie, I love doing this shit. What did that a dude down here about here? Those jeans creased. You know, whoa, them like three times. this week. I know what's going on. What you do for a living ball head? You do construction? I'll clap it up for the crissureker worker. All right, nigger, okay. How long you made the construction work? About 15 years? Damn, that's a long-term job. You've been

been to construction working 15 years then? On and all? What's the temp serving? Nigger we're going to test serve like they're working for real, but I need this shit every day, boy. You better not do that shit every day, boy. You better not do that shit every day, and get laid off at lunch. Yeah, we don't need you no more. She and me, I bet I work. Put these little three hours in, boy, I need this. Look like a coo, what you do for a living, man?

What you do for a living? You, man, you, no. You, nigger, you. Huh? You're an audit? Audit? You're talking like, huh? Oh, that what you do?

That what you do? That what you do? So you do that little shit? Four round a little shoo, you're a little freaking head, bitch. Oh, bitch, your pussy lips. Long a hell. Y'all know those pussy nil, beep, big. You go down there, that look like that motherfucker, be like,

that pussy, that pussy is pouting, bitch, your pussy. I do like cougar, though. I do like cougar, though. Y'all can fuck no. You can fuck them any kind of way. What? You can fuck no with the flimsy dick. What?

I love fucking cougar. You fucking with the flimsy dick. You know when they got their flimsy did too. They'd be all on the bitch. It's all on the bitch shit. All on the bitch shit. This bitch love gummy worms. This bitch got...

I don't be getting to fuck. I love doing it. I almost didn't make it here too. They had one goddamn flight. Spirit flight. That's exactly what I said. Bitch, what? Y'all ain't got no other flight.

We ain't even got no pilot. The spirit is the only thing that's flying that motherfucker. We had no flight attendant, no none. Then when I knew this shit was crazy, because all the seats ain't needing the same on that motherfucker. I knew something wrong when a nigga turned around on my ass. He was like, hey, yeah, bitch, though, how long you been on this, fuck?

Like, you see, they're supposed to do that? Hold on, we take it off, we take it off. I'm like, yep, don't like that. Then we're on that goddamn, who flies, what, Sawhamette? Can't stand, that shit, that shit like musical jazz. It don't matter. Even if you bought a first class, like, that shit don't even matter.

If you late, bitch, you lost your mother. your motherfucker seat, bitch. Everybody be on there with all that shit, too, all in the seat. I'm like, ma'am, somebody sitting down? Yeah, somebody sitting there. Sooner in the plane take off. Ain't nobody in there. You're like, this bitch doesn't lie to me.

I should go sit in this bitch, like, fuck wrong with her. Y'all, I love y'all. Y'all, y'all ready for your desk comedies? Y'all, niggas, we're going to turn off it, this bitch. My nigga, Joe. Man, why you be dressing like pursuit of happiness, man? That nigga be wanting a nigga feel sour before he's in.

All right, Joe, take the day off, man. Shit. You working hard, my nigga. Damn. Life is real. Hold up, nigga, I ain't got no grip on their shoes. Niggins like, what this ain't said? God damn it.

Shit. Bitch, why you ain't asked for the ice earlier? Shit, coming out of my check. That's my fucking. That's stupid. All right, all right, man. Damn. How old are you, my nigga?

Like, I just... Oh, that thing got me feeling like, I just want to make it alive out of here. You ain't got to be polite to the white man no more, man. We won, you feel? We can go to school now, nigga, like this. Hey, my nigga, I fuck with you, you're a real nigga. You got the can go on.

You hear me, that nigga pimp me. Are you, what, you from right here? What are you from? You from my town? Why is you up here embarrassing us? This man is for, I'm feeling, we do not dress like that, y'all. And they're gonna migraining up here,

Georgia just ain't living it for me right now. Okay. I'm just trying to tell you kind of that thing I bring up. You might want to sit back back. That thing I can't go play with you. You look like you drew this stuff with it. I'm almost done. Let me get that little wet spot right now.

Ah! Yeah, okay. Y'all think are crazy. Y'all think is stupid. Okay. You're ready? You ready? You ready?

You ready? Alright, here we go. I seem like that cool-a-unca y'all gonna take y'all swimming. You ready? Got your swimsuit on, all right, here we go. You ready? You ready?

I just gotta say on camera, you're fine, a little motherfucker. a little motherfucker. Thank you. Where your man there? You know where? I don't you like when fine women be like, he? He'd be like, yes, bitch, please. You ain't got nobody.

You're single. Yeah. Are you talking to somebody? You talk to somebody? All right, man. I hope that nigga fuck up. What he say? Nigger, how over there?

Hey, what do he say? What do you say? He got who? He got who? The next comedian I'm about to bring up to the stage. What's going on over here? Who's sick? Who's sick?

Who got that shit? The nigger point. Like, nigger really got that shit. Like, that nigger right up. All right, we just got to make sure you get your own waiter, a nigga, matter of fact. Bring his shit in the plastic bag. Okay, here we go.

Oh, we're gonna be a nigga Hain. Someone you're about to get some... What I'm saying? Damn, I'm trying to lay my back now. Niggins, nah. Nah, nah. Damn, I'm gonna get back to you later. Cause I'm a little nigga, hey, you know.

Oh, you know where it's coming from. Ah, ah. You know. Find out who Hain over there, I'm gonna tear his ass up. Alright, the next comedian I'm about to bring to the stage, y'all. Y'all have seen this nigga everywhere. B.T. MTV. Y'all know he is one third part of the owner of the 85 South Show.

Y'all make some noise right now for Carlos Miller. I'm calling shot after shot whether you like it or not, and it takes more than a plot to knock this be from the top. It's please I conquer this land with destiny in my hands. Oh, we in Memphis, man. And Mr. Stan with the plan is more efficient than others. Most involving my brothers. The one who real are than killers and down to dump on the dump.

Hey, fuck that shit. Shout out to everybody who ain't here. I let this whole song play. I don't get a fuck. Nigger wood. And I love what you like. But on this song about doing cocaine. We ain't never do that shit.

But I love this. Oh school, you know this? Oh, school, you know this? No, no. Turn this shit on, bro. That shit too hard. They weren't ready. What?

Play it some mo. Fucking. Ah! You can't catch this shit off before this fuck. We come to get a nigga buck and we ain't giving the fuck. We get you buck and we ain't giving the fuck. You must have been locked up with this was out. We ain't giving a fuck.

Man, it's the hardest shit. We ain't giving the fuck. We come to get a nigga. That song is about a drug problem, nigga. How y'all doing? Make some noise. What the fuck? No, no, see.

Y'all needs to clap like I rode with y'all. Who the fuck y'all saving the claps for? This is some bullshit. What's up, pimp? Niggas. Nah, I ain't about to fuck with you. That nigga I already gave you hell, niggie. You all right?

You look like you said a heroin, nigger. They got a 60s, nigga. You just got out or something? What you're going through? Like a young nigga dressed like an old. Okay, fuck it. We had Chuckles Trap House. Nigger, what part of Memphis is this?

I ain't never seen this part. This downtown, for real? Of Memphis? I don't know about that one. I know this is the pyramid, but that bitch, a bass pro shop now. I love Memphis, bro. Memphis's got the best women in the fucking world, bro.

Yeah. Not just like the regular ones. I ain't studying y'all got to be at work tomorrow, as I'm talking about the hood bitches. Oh, my God. I ain't never felt fine until I came to Memphis. Hood bitches just run up on you and threaten you with some pussy.

What's all? little buddy, what's adding? See, you curdie fuck, I put this pussy on your ass. Oh, my God. Did you just slap your pussy? Ain't nothing I can do with that abused that. Get it to me anyway. I see what I could do.

We'll work something out. Hey. I know who gig out in hell, bro. My daddy was at the first show. This nigga that embarrassed the fuck out of me. This nigga that ordered $128 worth of $8 shit. I don't know. I can't even add that goddamn good. That nigga had 15 and a half drinks.

This is stupid. Then he then went to the DJ and got about 12 mixtapes. I had to pay the DJ $10. I don't know how they adding up shit down here. Then I was in the back telling my niggas how I had to. When I first got on Wilden Out, I had to pay the nigger child support up on me and my brother.

Nigger, I'm legally my own daddy. Then he came in the room talking shit like he did it. Look, now we paid up now. What? I paid the child support. We should be able to be a family. Man, this shit wrong. Let me see who else we got in here the night. Some of my ex-girlfriend and him with her new boyfriend.

We're going to jump that nigga. Ladies, I'm tired of y'all treating us like we ain't shit. It's 2018. We don't want nothing but our credit. I know every nigga don't deserve some, but it's the niggas out here working hard for their credit, and we ain't getting it. Yeah, this foot, don't clap.

My niggas clap. It's our turn. I ain't talking about them niggas. I'm talking about the niggas like us. Niggas who are ready to go right now. We don't know what tomorrow might do. It's tonight. or never. Real niggas who buy rubbers but you won't open them unless she say

something. Niggas who still eat pussy with the light on. I'm talking to us. A lot of niggas in here don't even know how to eat pussy right now. Grown-ass man. It's a damn shame. Turn that light on, look that vagina right in the face and tell that pussy I am somebody. Because you want to establish yourself right out the gate. Ain't no intimidation. I taught myself. Self-taught pussy an expert.

You know how to eat pussy so good. I learned how to breathe through my eyes. I'm serious. Bro. You ever ate it so good She pooed it? I'm the only one. Y'all ain't serious.

Ladies, don't be embarrassed when the pussy poot a little bit. Don't nobody care. Nigger be in love. Niggas just swallow the poop. I love you too. The young women be embarrassed, old women try to trick you. Ooh, you got that pussy talking to you.

That's down. Listen to it. Ooh, you got that pussy. Say your name. Look, Carlos. Carlos. I love older women because they take care of their body. They're clean as hell.

They clean that pussy with faboloso. Smell like a clean kitchen when she take them panties off. Did you mop Miss Gloria? I'm not fucking with these young women. They want to stay up all night on Snapchat. You just don't even drink water. And they'd be mad when you don't want to eat the cushion. Why you don't never eat my coach?

Because your peepie look like Mountain Dew. They're a little fan-ass about to die out here. Switching the style up, bro. I don't even make jokes about gay people no more. I almost got jumped by some gay dudes. After one of my shows, bro, I came outside with three of them laying on my hood like this. They was mad as fuck.

Soon as they saw me, they came out. Uh-uh, say what you said. Say what the fuck you say. Say your little jokes that you fucking said. Say your shit. Say your jokes. Nigga, I was scared as fuck. Only thing you scared me with this little hand right here.

Say that shit you said. I scratch you, bitch. You bitch. Y'all niggins retarded. What a single lady's at tonight. Did they make it? Ain't but 16 of y'all? How you doing, boo?

Hey, my boo recording this. I don't know what she gonna play it at. But if you're a nigga at her house watching this shit and y'all laid up, niggas, no, I fucked already. Bro, she's so digging everything. I'm just playing. What's you recording this for?

She recording it for you? Because this is a lady behind you, the shit been on the whole time. Got the light right here in my front area. What you record? Just the dick, Harry? My whole body on there, because it's aim. Aim up a little bit. I don't want it to just be dick. Say what? You zoomed in a couple of times.

I brought the dick with me. This good grade 8 dick all away from Mississippi. On the back roads. You know this dick clean because I wash him. with well water. Yeah, ladies, no, this is some good dick. This dick's so good, your grandma wants some. Your grandma'll be like,

whatever happened to Mr. Washington called it. That's a strong young man. You should have kept him. Women ain't giving us all our credit, bro. They'd be trying to keep good dick a secret. Tell your friends how much you love this thing Tell her, Miss Lady with the natural hair You look like the type that won't share

Tell it Why are you out here being sting, tell it Let your home girl and your mama know Who mama Don't talk to him like that He's a monster You can tell if you're dick big fellas Just watch how her friends treat you

Yeah, if her friend's nice that means she heard about the dick. If they can't stand you, you need to work on some shit, bro. Them little mean name, oh, hey, ugly, yeah, you can't fuck. Your girl ain't even lying for you. But when they start asking you shit

that don't mean that, hey, Carlos, y'allows, y'all, what's there working for a locker? Give him my number for a man. She getting fucked. She got quiet when you hit that nerve. bro. This is my real life right here. Play me some pimping, man. We're in Memphis. I need some shit that I can go get some barbecue too. Why I'm riding in a box shiving. With a bitch who got

lace front braids. Oh, don't make that face. You don't seen the lace front braids. I was over a bitch house. We was about to fuck you. Like, shit, you ready? Because I'm not about to mess my wig up. Hold up, that's too happy. That's too happy. That's too happy, bro. That's too happy. We're in Memphis. We're in a gangstad.

Hold up, pause it. I gotta tell you what I need it for. You don't know. You don't know yet. Pause that shit. I gotta tell you. That shit don't pause. It's shit like a Cassio once it's playing.

It's playing. That's it. Bro, you don't... This is Memphis, though. We need some gangstad shit. Nika, Memphis so gangster, the police called off with the blue flute, nigga, everybody was sick. You know how scary a city gotta be for the police

and I want to come and they got all the guns, all the weapons. Yeah, I need like, see, that's real sexy right there. That's for ladies who got good pussy but wear cheap panties. Yeah, ladies, good pussy don't deserve them panties that come three, four, 18 in a pack. I know my comedy ain't for everybody because I'm real specific at who I'm talking to.

Like I like women who can wear white panties all day and take them off and they still be white. You see how everybody ain't make noise for that? Real winners. Yeah. Uh-huh. Much of love to all my niggas who got $80 in their pocket, but you keep counting. but you keep counting and it's still 80. You gotta show some love to all the ladies

who be texting real fast. And you got two boyfriends and now you that promise both of these niggins some pussy on the same day. You ain't got a clap. Yeah. So all the ladies who get you real hype Like you're about to get some head

Then she'd give you about three seconds ahead And run in the bathroom and come back with that haircut by do But you still gonna get that head Because you're a real nigga Play that just like that That's exactly what I'm talking about When your kids knocking on the door And you fucking

You don't stop fucking you just be still for a minute Go to bed. Turn that TV down and go in your room. Yeah. Fellas, don't you hate when you hitting it from the back and she tell you hit it harder and you accidentally hit one of them nuts? Then you got to slow down

because you ain't know your nuts was that long. I'm the only one with long nuts. Now they regular size nuts, I think the bag's just too big. It's a size eight nuts, but the bag a size 10 bag. Yeah. I came here to talk some shit. This is Memphis, right? But is this Memphis in Tennessee?

Shelvin County, 901. Speed limit 55, air well. Potholes all in the goddamn street. Dancing there, crackheads at every stop. No, this ain't Memphis, man. This ain't Memphis, man. I'm talking about the Memphis with the purple, Shevin' and gold hammers.

as I see you pass. This Memphis, that'll be looking for the chewing. Oh, okay. Orange Mountain, any bit? Oh, okay, goddamn. White Haven, any of you? What a niggas at that call it Black Haven, though? What a hell?

Yeah. Shout out to everybody. Yeah, north-northness, bitch. Where's your thumbs up, nigga? Where's your thumbs up? What's your thumbs up, nigga? I'm talking about the real Memphis. They know that Project Pat,

one of the greatest rappers ever to rap anything, man. Man, that nigga been standing outside on that same corner, about four, five day, man. With the same clothes on. I heard he shot somebody, yeah, man, look what you call been missing too, bro. He'd be going to call five to wait for cash on that nigga, man. Make the neighborhood a little more safe.

It leave for the kid. Bump that. Make sure you tip all your waitresses and shit, bro, because they're going through some shit, too. One girl got her little boy in the car playing with the iPad right now. No, the window's down, bro. Don't trip. Much love to all the couples

that got into it earlier today, y'all together, but y'all don't know if y'all together when y'all go home. A lot of hard feelings. Stop looking at me like that, Miss Lady. I might not be for you. You be watching the 85th, Sam show? Then you should have know me.

I'm Carlos. I'm the crazy one. I only like extravagant shit. Like I only fuck with women with that good pussy that pee real hard, flush the toilet bag, goddamn stuff.

Scoosh. That high pressure. That's your man right there? That's your brother? Yeah, yeah. Where y'all from? Atlanta? Y'all drool down here and fuck with it.

Huh? Y'all just moved here? Atlanta wasn't dangerous enough. Atlanta is a great city, but that bitch is super fruity right now, but. Bray, even the police, pull your ass over. You out here going on fast. I ought to write you a damn ticket

with your little long eyelashes. It's cool. I don't need no bank up. I got Mr. Speed racer. Y'all can go here. Look, this is your warning. Don't fucking play with me. Hey, my niggas, why I got this floor to say something.

I wanted to put some game out there in the air, bro. A lot of these women out here insecure about their bodies and shit, bro. Don't put that pressure on the women, bro. They are already better than us. Nigger, look at you. Some niggas need to take a look at their self, bro. We fucked up.

There's a lot of niggins in here shape exactly like their baby mama be criticizing her. Niggie, y'all got the same shape. Your stomach big, your titty's little. I think sometimes we forget how much shit they overlooked. You can't criticize nobody. You got three black toenails, my name. Who?

You know, she pointing at you? Bro, fuck that, my nigga. That's why you got to, you can't say shit about her because you fucked up, bro. Don't you know you sound like a long more when you go to sleep? Shout out to all the women who be fucking them street niggas with sleep apnea.

You and your kid think that man dead in y'all living room. Wake up. Him too, nigga, you fucked all the way up. Your toenails black and your sleep loud. You better bring her some money every Friday. Cash.

Stanking ass, big-ass droves. What I was saying, fellas, is don't fucking point out your latest flaws embrace them motherfuckers, bro. Your woman. insecure about her stomach, it's your job every night before you go to bed to kiss that goddamn stomach. You're supposed to bite it, especially that little C-section scar, bite that. That little pouch of the pussy, that's what all the juice said. You bite that juice run down.

Skittles, a rainbow, all type of shit. Bite that little pudge on top of the pussy. Sweat of God, on everything, you're going to chain. Nigger with the can go. You got to start sucking them back titties. You know what back titties are? Look how the women laughing Because they know what back titties are That's the titty that pop out the back of the bra Right here is one It's one right there

And it's two more down now Depending on how big your girl back is You don't post it's just suck the nipple Suck the whole titty my nigger The women laughing No I ain't bullshit The whole titty The middle part too

Lick all that shit Rips, heartbeat, everything getting licked lick a bitch breath if she breathe lick all that shit you look like you don't believe this shit my name you're not gonna be a gangster on the front row I'll remove you and put somebody baby mama who trying to fuck one of us right there this niggas just sitting here looking like man fuck these nigga mine you can't fuck this up though they paid us already In a check so it's at the bank so no need to rob us.

Yeah. Welcome to the 85 South Show. This is our first time in Memphis. We appreciate y'all coming to fuck with us. I feel like I talked enough shit. No, just enough shit. How you doing, Miss Lady? Who you in here with?

This is your family? Oh, just some people. You and your friend. Hey, you look tall. You're tall. Yeah, yeah. You don't like short niggas, do you? I don't like you either.

But they left us out here together. It ain't shit but you and me. Clearly tall niggas don't like you, so... Fuck with me too, you find one. I don't got no problem to be in the side, nigga. I'm like a scholarship. I love to see my bitches graduate to better niggas. This went from fucking me and her sister living room

to fucking with her in her sister living room I'm the fucking with an NBA, Nick. Should have threw a graduation for Lechonda. How you doing, Miss Lader? You and this bitch looking better than a plate of sugar. What are your man in? We ain't got to talk about things

that you don't want to discuss. My name is Carlos, and I need you to tell me who to pay this electric bill to. I ain't asked none of y'all. Shut up. Come on, it's an opportunity out there. You want this electric bill paid or what?

I'm trying to light your load. School about to start back. You got some little ones? Okay, because I got a bitch who work at the dollar tree if you need some school supply. You're going to need some poster boards. They got projects. No, you fine as hell.

I won't give a fuck if you had five kids. I'd go pick them up from their daddy house. Sunday evening. Come on, get that bath. Get ready for a bed. How many of you got? You got one? I got one, so we got two. How old is your one? Thirteen? Well, mine ten. The thirteen can watch him. Shit, I work is done. We can go out and explore the city if you want to. You got a job? You work for yourself? You ain't got no job. What you do?

You're a what? You're an esthetician? Oh, so you'd be getting pebbles and eyebrows and shit? Oh, okay. You're not the lady who been spacing my eyebrows and shit too far apart putting the bitches all the way up here. You thought she was gonna confuse me by saying

esthetician, right? I go to the mall. I know you'd be having a thread. But... I love to walk by that little booth and like, look at the ghetto bitches cussing her out because she asked if she wanted to get the mustache. Bitch, I ain't got no motherfucking mustache.

Yes, ma'am, right here. That's how to begin, y'all done that. Right here on the lip, up a lip, let me get. Be looking just like that lady right there. You got the thread in the mind? Shut up, anybody on. You a snitch-ass nigger. All right. What my niggas at, man?

What D.C.? What chico? Let's get this shit jumped off, man. What's up, G? You're good? You're enjoying yourself? Shout out to everybody who already drunk. Y'all stayed in that long-end line to come fuck with the 85 South Show.

So we gotta get y'all a show. Salute to my nigga D. Ray Davis for coming through fucking with the 85 South Show. If you're real with it, he gonna be at Chuckles all weekend. Make sure you don't. double back with your other chick. You ever go see the new shit with your real bitch, and then when your side bitch

go with you, you got to act like you ain't seen it. Oh, ladies, y'all ain't shit either. Keep buying, nigga, that same polo sweater for Christmas every year with that spanking-ass green polo bottle. Don't know about the green shit. Niggas wear the blue shit. You good?

I'm glad you're in this bitch, bro. Yeah, yeah. If anything happened, I know you got it. What's up, Chico? Yeah. Got a nice little groove playing out of it. I like to talk my shit to a soundtrack, bro. Y'all about to leave, man.

She's making a movie. She's got to sell some cocaine right now. She's been recording for 28 minutes. She ain't going to be able to do shit with that phone, but watch that long ad video. She can't text. show. Auntie got on them shades.

Can't even see. Her shit been on. Listen. She's stabbing all over people's feet. Excuse me. I'm sorry. Excuse me. Bitch, you take them shades off.

You can see. Hey, her shit been going for an hour and eight minutes. You bought to show everybody who didn't buy a ticket to show. I told you, bitch. I got you. Miff in mine. You ain't had to pay the seat. You see it right now.

Don't hit nobody in the head. Don't hit her in the head. Please, though. Hey, just text me that bitch and we'll just post this shit since you got it off. That's the type of shit you will sing to that. You don't be doing what he gonna say at? Just say, ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like you're getting a hot note on the load.

You, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got four jaw. I was asking to say, you know he got four jobs. He's a painter, he did this right here. He got four jaw. Yes, he did. He's a photo job.

That thing he got four jobs. His sock looked tired than the motherfucker. He got four jobs. That nigga sock like, d'Higua. He got four jaws. He got four jaws. He got old baby shoes. Ladies, he want to give you a massage.

Oh, I forgot he do massages. This lady right here is so fine. I'm about to change her son last name to Miller. Oh, yeah. You know she's a good woman. Look at that forehead, bro. I know. I was trying not to say it, but I singed it.

But it was cute. It was like it was a cute big four-head. And she laid the edges down with a toothbrush. That's my future right there. Right there. Yes. I remember one time I brushed my teeth with an edge brush. Nigger, I washed my hair with some summers Eve one time.

Oh. That's why you're bald now. I used to put on hair conditioner as lotion. I used to have my leg greasing. I did some shit one time. She said, air-conditioned like a butt. Make my leg has slick like a buck. Women don't be telling us what's in the bathroom, bro.

I'm over this natural girl house one time trying to take a shower. Nick, I put some of that peppermint soap on my dick. I had to wrist my dick off in the sink. Ah! You use a bad soap, don't you? This bitch got some gonorrhea in the bottom. Hello.

And peppermint soap almost burnt my dick. Oh! This how your dick looks. Oh. The head came off that motherfucker. Oh, the head came off that nigga did. God damn. Damn.

Dick head fell off. That's exactly what it felt like. We did some crazy shit by mistake. I remember one time. Ooh. I'm just gonna make shit is she to work. Really, like I'm ordering something at McDonald's. Don't touch that.

gonna shock the shit at you. You're all right. It won't be the first time I ate ass. Don't worry about it. His fourth job, he a nurse. He's gonna save your life if you get shocked, though. Don't worry about it. And I give you a massage when I'm done just to make sure you're good.

Y'all niggas were tall out of it, bro. No, yeah, my own. What was you saying? Oh, nigger, I remember I was over my auntie house. You know how black people keep, you know, keep everything they cook with, nigger. I fucked around and accidentally put some goddamn bacon grease on my waffle thinking it was serp, because she had the shit in the shirt.

bottom. I had poured this shit all on my waffle, nigga, like, this sir, vending the motherfucker. I know, it's probably new syrup. Naga, I took a bite out that bacon waffle, nigga, that's what you get for fucking what shit you're all the fuck with. Let me see if it's some real niggas in there. One time I drunk some of that wick juice

without putting no water in it. My grandma was scared as fuck. She was like, baby, your inside's gonna fall out. You about to shit your brains out. That grape juice wasn't strong. You're supposed to put six cups of water in there. You might go in the shop. What about that can milk?

Oh, my God. That's got to take an hot can, put it in the refrigerator, and let it get cold first, then pop it, ah. And then hope you'll see her and you'll be good. Nigger. I said, Daddy, I'm tired of this shit. You know they make milk right. From the hood, we had powder milk. You had to be a scientist to make that shit.

I remember when sardines was the only fish that we ate. That's fucked up. For crab legs, you better pack some of them sardines out. Since you like hot sauce, bitch, we got the hot sauce kind. Saarines. You ain't opening up no hot sauce? Pork and beans. Oh, sardine.

We had them bids stacked up, like, cacao. Black people don't know what pork and beans are, bro, because we ain't never just eat them by themselves. Fulking beans. Yeah. Yeah, to put some hot dogs in them bitches. Make them be any wienies. Niggas, no be any wienies down.

Niggas, look at niggas now. Niggas gonna make them tomorrow. I ain't had none of them since. I was in the third grade. What about those sausage shower? The first sauce that made grilled them. Took all the sausage fed. These niggas, these niggas grew up on that goddamn king cotton bologna.

That bologna was their goddamn thing, bro. You ain't never run out of that shit. You just look at that last piece of bologna, that bitty be red and plasticed like a man. Then nobody never finished that king cotton bologna. Nigger, my mama refused to buy hot dog buns. with all our hot dogs on sandwich bread, nigga. You ever folded your hot dog on the sandwich bread

and that bitch split down the middle, nigger. You're like, I shouldn't have put the ketchup on there first. It made the bread wet. Now I got to eat this motherfucking like a sandwich. You gotta eat that bitch from the middle to the outside. They eat that like it's a salad. Fuck that. What about those serve sandwiches though?

Bro, everything we did. Yeah, but hold that. They need to talk about good-ass food, food. What about serve sandwiches, nigga? That's what I'm saying. Everything we did is kids would kill the kids. Exactly.

I'm allergic. Nicky, your little boy eat a ferv sandwich. Y'all be in the emergency room. I can't breathe, daddy. My back. That breathed be so stuck on the nigga gum. The doctor comes back and say some expensive shit.

Yeah, where your son has maple syrup toxic shock syndrome. He's been allergic to it. I don't know why you didn't look at his birth certificate. That's some crazy shit you said, Lowe. That's some real shit like the shit we used to eat when I was. I'm allergic to pre-knit.

I always do some stupid. and nuts and shit, right? So whenever everybody used to come over the house, when everybody used to... Bro, I always do stupid-ass shit, bro. I'd be talking like a pastor in there, bitch. You're a pastor. Amen.

Amen. Bro, please don't let that shit touch your face. If he do, I'm a suit of that. Ah, shit. Hey. You ain't going to get nothing but the roof that was supposed to go in this, bitch. I can get another mic.

Shit. They ain't got another mic in this, bitch. That's it. They do. Right here, I don't broke it. They do, but that bitch's attached. They don't used to break your shit. It is a man.

These motherfuck is fine right here. Who? Which one? Who? Fuck what I was great to say. I don't even want to talk about it. I don't even want to talk about it anymore. I'm just trying to figure out what you part of the type line.

I try to figure out what you like. I try to figure out what you like. They did. I don't know, bro. You can't hollet a woman if she take her purse to the bathroom with it. I told her nigga, uh-uh. You can't. Something going on in her life.

Well, if a bitch, take her purse to the bag on. Any woman that take her purse here, well, going through some shit, bro. She's crazy, man. She either got some bills in that bitch or tampons or some. I take my clothes in the bathroom with me. I don't trust these bitch and shit. I don't know that whole like that. I got my wallet and my gun.

Fuck that bitch. Shit. Taking all this shit with me, I don't know you. I caught a bit, I caught a bit going through my pan one time. She tried to throw my phone like, I ain't seen it. Like I came out the bathroom. Why, bitch, what you doing with my shit before I slapped the shit like you?

Get out. You'd be meeting women that actually care about you, huh? Who? Man, I don't be playing with you all, man. Bruh. Yeah. I'd be having my security guard gun right there soon. They said.

They were like, you are. Bitch went through my phone. And stop fucking with me, bro. I don't shoot you, bitch. Really? Why? Because there wasn't no bitches in there. When? I don't fuck with niggas who don't got no hos.

I was like, wow. Oh, a bitch left you because you ain't got no hose? Yeah, left me for being faithful. Damn. That's crazy because women like niggas who treat their girl right. I don't understand the psychological shit of that. But you don't understand?

I don't understand. I don't understand the psychological shit. The what? The what? The psychological. Siological, nigger. That's what I say. And fuck your mind.

Fuck your mind. If you don't know. what he taught my mind real talk mine that's how memphis niggas do what i poise niggas don't make no mistakes niggins say yeah i said it mine fuck you gonna do pussy pussy's i went to miffin public school man man man fuck that it's sialogical y'all know what the fuck you got it bro what i pot to say that old smart nigger i thought you were talking about the psychological but it wasn't it might be silo what you say psychological yeah i thought that's what you say psychological yeah that's what you bought you a bachelor

Red Party drink, nigga, where are you going? God damn. Here, construction. You're a thing. Your strong's supposed to have a dick on the tip. You're drinking that motherfucker, man. What if he was a gangster to his drink came? Finally, bitch.

Yes. Yes. That nigga construction worker, you better stop. Better stop. Get my lady with the drinks. Back to what I was saying. Yeah, shit, sign logical, Nick. Yeah, go ahead.

Speak on it. Yeah, they'd like to see. see you, treat your girl, right? And then they'd be like, I want to get him some pussy. You'd be like, huh? There's a lot of niggas in the room right now, quiet, because they understand what you're talking to. Fellas, if you got it, girl.

Bro, she don't want you. She's running away. She's gone. He's going to catch her. Look, he's like, you're going to the bathroom. I'm going to go. Look, look. He's scared up.

Ah, he just sped up. Damn. Damn. Look at her. God, damn. Man. That's the chick that broke him up. And so the fuck.

She got on them- She got nothing about your little baby Your little family She got their fashion That on the hood ran home Everybody care about your little family Their fashion Nova pants is in style

Nigger Fash Nova got them whole looking good Yeah they get looking good Treat you like a whole bitch-ass nigga Her outfit calls this nigga I don't even know how much

Nick Ain't none either Fashion Nova The jeans that fashion Nova Come with ass already in them Yep Got a little butt pad Right on in there

I seen the bitch try to hold up her little... She got chest like me. So she was trying to hold, I guess, the pad that was in the little chin. The little bra they pushed them up. Yeah, she was just like, I'm like, bitch, you black, that shit go. Yeah. Some tithes too long to wear that little bra they be pulling the string. Your titty's down here.

You'd have pulled the string now. Your shit up on your stomach, nigga. What we're not going to do is titty shame. It looks like you got one of the things. Boxers hit when they practice on. We're not going to tithe shamed. We're not going to titty shame, but I'm going to tell you. Some of the best titties are the long ones.

Yes, the sagged titties. Because if you got your right stroke, the bitches be moving like a helicopter. You get both tits going in the same direction. That's how you know your dick. Your dick's centered when you can get both tithers in the same direction. Some of the tiths be too long. My niggins you ever had both tithes in the same direction?

You're like, ha ha, ha, figuring it out. Got the jimms you're right. Both tithes, same direction. Some of them tithes be too long. Your titty's down here. You got to put the pussy in between, nigga and make a vagina sandwich. You like, fuck it.

I'm gonna suck the tities and eat the pussy at the same time. They're right there together. Nah, they be right there on her underarm. Like, when they lay down, they spread. I catch, but see, I catch her before they go under the arm. No, Tidj. That might done. That mic done.

That mic done. That mic is done. That mic is done. That mic is done. And you know these Memphis thing is going to charge us for that shit. They're going to be like, all right, yeah, this is how much y'all made tonight, man. Min is the mic, mine. Man, that's the mic, man.

Put the shit back up. Like I was saying, don't sagging teet drop. I love sagging teeth. You got to catch them before they hit the armpits because you don't want to suck a titty with deodorant on it. That's like sticking your tongue on a nine-bow. Ah, shit, that titty is acidic.

At least you know the bitch wear deodorant. I'd rather find that out there. Not find or not the bitch, don't wear none. It's a secret right now. It's a smile of teeth that I don't like, bitch. I don't care. I don't want to touch you. touch you and you feel like me, bitch.

Fuck that. Better squeeze them, titty together. You got to use little titties to your advantage, too. I always take the index finger and the thumb, push them together, just suck both up at the same thing. That's like grabbing a roach. Nope. That nicks him,

if I got to squitch my eyes to see if you got a pudge of titty. I'm screaming. Time out, y'all. I don't know if y'all know this, but she's really been recording the whole time. She's going to be selling this shit outside when it's over with. Got that new 85 side shit right here live. The shit you just saw, you can see it again. Right now and night.

This ain't D.C. O'Fly. This somebody else. Just in case you do sell it. My name. Earl. Yeah, my name. Earl, you're gonna fly. Let me be funny when niggas trying to figure out

how much tip to leave. Okay, this bitch has been over here three times tonight. Fuck that. I go off how much, I tip how much you work, bitch. If you only brought me some water, bitch, dollar. You brought me some nagging, bitch. You brought me some knacking, bit, leaving you my change, bitch.

My daughter gonna be a horrible tip of, we at the restaurant. She said, Daddy, I'm gonna leave a tip today. I say, you are? She was like, yeah, I got it. I said, I ain't bet. She took a dime out and left it on the table. I said, baby, what you gonna do? You can't nobody do nothing with a dime?

She said, but, Daddy, if she gets nine more, she'll have a dollar. I said, oh, well. That was smart. That was smart. I would have left a dime with her ass. I'm mad that with you, baby. I feel, I feel sorry for the way, though. They do, you know how much they get paid?

Like $2.13. Then get mad when you don't leave no tilt. Like, bitch, I ain't hide you, bitch, shit. You're mad because you chose this job. Bitch, do what you're supposed to do. I'm thirsty. All the time a nigga that'll go back down shit. Fuck, bitch.

Show me what a sprite at. Move, bitch. Pull this shit myself. I don't trust you like that nowhere. This nigga, asshole, bro. Anytime they just drop your shit off and keep going, huh? Oh, this bitch put something in that.

Shout out to everybody that's still from their job, bro. Hey. Oh, I know all y'all niggins work at that Nike factory. It's roughinging shit off. Quinked than a motherfucker. You got a whole back pocket with Jordans in that bitch. Like, yeah, I'm wearing my big jeans to work today, man. Yeah, they got them jade coming out, man.

I'm gonna get four pair of them bitch. Where the Nike factory is? They got a factory in that bitch? Yeah, bro. It's a factory? Like with rides and shit? Yeah. Like with rides?

No, not with rides. A Nike amusement part. I thought it was Nike amusement part. They can't have no shit like that in Memphis. Nicket, Memphis, nigger would have been to that day all day. Y'all got to see that. They don't get fucked by this ass shit, mine. Nika, I ain't let my cousin in my man.

I won't beat this anyway, mine. Y'all got amusement parts out of here? They had Liberty Land a long time. Damn, but they didn't land. Y'all had no type of fuck. Bro, Liberty Land was the shit to niggas, bro. Take your little boot out there and get the eyebrows shirt with y'all pitch in the glad, nigga.

Shit, look like that. That's what they got them pictures. Hell, yeah, that's a Liberty Land-ass shit. What happened in Liberty Land? Nigga, it was just a low-budget ad Mead South theme park, nigga. It wasn't shit, but it was our shit. Bro, I cried like a motherfucker when it? Nigel, when you're from the Mid-South,

that was every school year, y'all, your mama need to send $10 to the school so y'all could go to Liberty, Lane. And your trifling-ass mom, wait till the last day. You ain't think you were going to Liberty Land. Saddest shit at the house. You and your friend playing in the t-shirt, y'all. We're going to all the white.

We're going to get that shit sprayed. We'll get shit on the lid. We're going to get the keychain and we're going to get the goddamn F-1. We're going to be sprayed out. Because the rest of the cladmates ain't got no money. All they got it $10. We're bawling. We're spending the night over your house.

Nigger. How many rides ahead in here that Liberty Land? Nigger, Mall of Memphis. Nick, this is a lit-ass city. You remember, go to Burtz, that's who? And, yinger, you ain't a real nigga. If you ain't never had your Easter suit come from birds or greggs, my nigga. I'm talking about real Memphis shit.

The slick boy gene with the eight ball down the pocket, man. Come on, boy. Talk your shit, Loz. Go down to be in New Orleans, Los. Come on, niggas. This Memphis, man. I'm telling you, bro. This nigga, like you.

Back in the day, nigger, y'all got the aquarium, don't it? Nigger, when, hell no, nigga, it's a zoo. You know what they got? Nigger, the Memphis Zoo ain't shit except for the cat country. I remember when they first goddamn had the zoo. You remember your first Memphis Zoo trip wasn't shit in there but the lines?

They just showed you all the places they was gonna push shit. Nigger, we got some zebra dirt over there. They remember they had them hungry-ass baths. You didn't even know they was baths, them bell was so goddamn po. Them niggins was standing up, I just walk around.

Nigger, do something. I'm hungry as a motherfucker. They got a dog food dispensal right there. You put a quarter in them. It'll give you some dog food. You could throw it to the polar bell. Nigger, they had a polar bear out in Memphis. The nigga had a polar bell in Memphis out in the heat.

The nigga just standing out there like this. That nigga was so hot he had turned brown. Damn, so y'all had a zoo. So what are the aquarium that I used to come to with? You ain't came to no aquarium. Not in Memphis, mate. It wasn't no aquarium in Memphis, Mike. No, that nigga was at an apartment

in Orange Mound that they got it, nigga. They were like, come here, mine. You want to see some fishes, mine. I got some fishes over here, mine. He got some fishes right here, my nigga. You want to see some fish. Oh, okay. So whatever.

We flat foot got fishes over here, Mike. I don't know. I ain't never heard no. Man, I used to come up here. I used to come up here. I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know where that shit is up here somewhere. No shit happened down here,

but crime. I got a query around that beat. Gangster walking, the mid-south fell. Hell yeah. That gangster walking shit is so cold, nigga, first time I'm I seen the nigga doing that shit. Now, I don't even know if this is this the gangster walking shit would niggins be doing you.

You ain't doing it. When a nigga do this shit? What's that? What's that car when a nigga's spinning? No, that's that new niggins shit, me. We're talking about gangster walking what niggins just be walking around in a circle like this, Nick.

Come here. Come here. Since you want to do it, come on. Shit. Oh. I ain't. Them niggas about to fuck the whole part of, Nick.

Let somebody get in that nigga away. That's that shit you told me that used to be doing that player fly, right? That's cocaine dancing. In the end, Memphis niggins were gangster, nigga. No matter what song it is, when niggins start doing that move.

You said Janet Jackson? Nigger push anybody in front of you, your girl, baby, you need to move. That nigga said they are gazed to walk to Janet Jackson. Bigger, you think I'm playing. How they buss and loose?

How they bustle? How they bust to walk? Do that case to walk. Do that case to walk. This ass thought out. Them niggins don't even be wanted. Yeah, ho. Do that case to walk.

Hey, ho. Do that case to walk. Yeah, ho. Do that case to roll. Yeah, ho. Yeah, ho. Do that case to walk. Yeah, ho.

Cut that shit out. It's a nigga man right now. Fuck that pussy-a-nigua, boy. I come get with your ass, boy. All right. Don't step on my damn shoe. That's what I tell you. Oh, that's happening.

That's the whole point. I fuck around to do the little with the rock. That's the whole point. We're stepping on your shoe, nigga. We know it's a nigga who got shot last week. He's been to get pushed. Nigger might snatchy goddamn band-aid all, boy. It always one real, nigga, that'll be a battle his head.

a nigga from Atlanta, do all Atlanta dancing. You get to do that gangster walk, gonna be a nigga doing to lean with it, rock with it. Shit. The pool, pally, nigga, we're on your ass. What you want to do, boy? Fuck you. Fuck you.

You ever seen two niggas gangster walk against each other, then shit gets serious? Because the nigga gangster walk up to the other nigga and take that nigga hat, then start wearing that bitch. Woo! Go home. Go home. That's going to be the story.

Claudia Bar is covering end up on it. I feel like we- Why do you bar all over that shit, man. I want to see a gangster wall. I want to see who in this bitch can really do a gangster damn walk. Who can't get a gangster wall? I want to see how gangster this shit really is.

Man, hold on. Hey, what, let me get a Memphis nigger come up here, gangster walk. These niggins are going to bullshit. All right, come here. Fuck you, man. DJ, DJ, DJ. DJ, play me some Memphis shit, man.

That niggie say he's going to gangster wall for real. You don't know how to gay to walk? Oh, yeah, that nigga, real Memphis, nigga. Oh, shit. Oh, that nigga real Memphis, nigga. He got that motherfucking CityTren jersey on there. What's up, my nigga? Well, the nigga got the jersey from City Trends, nigger.

Yeah, let me get that motherfucker, man. This shit hit hard with DJ. That Chris Brown shit. DJ, you got some shit for me. That nigga built like a tag. Hey, what part of Memphis you from, bro? You built home. You built home.

Skinny head, nigga. Uh-oh. Don't get you on. Uh-oh. Did you say what you want? This ain't what you want. You say what you want, but your hand look like a catfish. Oh, on your head.

Deep fried fish having that. You're like a four fish. Ugly that you're talking about. I look like a hoop. But you're laughing. Like a wrong too. I'll tell your ass up. Bound on head that, dick.

Hey, you're talking about. You might be in friend. DJ. Drop that shit for the shit in real, man. DJ, you got me some shit. We might have a whole. You ain't on. You ain't on.

You know. You know the guy's a guy. I flew like I'm 6G5 you won't shake shit be live I get the racks to come outside jump ain't pop and look alive I'm the truth so ho yo lies like my IG I go live hundred hundred I shoot you would think that block was coming through 25 plus on my two on field to the realm there's too much juice nilla you a shizu I'm a big dog I banged the five that's the fin ball hey riding in the motherfucking rog loves damn looking zetti in my heart That thing

That thing was like this Saucy at my clothes Morse Bread in my pocket I ain't poe Boy, hey, Liding in the

motherfucking rose Royce Damn look at Eddie in my hole All right Okay, chill chill sit

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Your titty came up to shirt reached biscuit back in him. Hey, what's your name is, City Trends? Hey, what's your name, bro? What's your name is, City? Crazy Thug. Crazy C, crazy. You damn show this crazy, crazy Cair. You did your shit, Crazy Cair.

Y'all show some love, Crazy Cale, man. My boy, Crazy Cale. For real. Niggins started dancing like Cree Brown. I ain't know what the fuck that, that nigga. Yeah. That did this, I don't know what that was. That's that new shit.

What happened to your mic, fool? What happened? What happened to your mic? You ate that motherfucker then. Well, you look like a band. Barber, ugly-ass boy, what fuck wrong with you? You need a cut? No, nigga, fuck, you mean I don't need no cut.

Ain't nobody sat in your chair all day. You left that hole, fuck you're talking about. Guess what? I bet you rolled with a nigga here. Stupid-ass, nigga, I'm on your ass. Hey, what, wait, wait, wait, what, time you coming to get me? Ugly, boy. I'm ready.

Ugly, d'all, nigga. This man, must his hair. But you were ready for this show yesterday, stupid-a-d-d-ha-ha. You ate that whole yesterday. But you got a mold on your lip, stupid-eyed, dude. God put him all on that niggily, dang. God put it ugly that tattoo on your forehead. Well, he got a chocolate chip lip, ugly that nigga, fuck.

What D.C. stand for? Man, get your ass out of here, man. Put your ass out of here. You came forward with D.C., brother, man. That's a Memphis nigga for you. Hey, man. Hey, man, I don't get fuck what you're talking about, man. Your mama died, man.

Poussaid nigger, my man. Pusay and nigger, boy. It's all good. He did this shit. Oh, shit. Oh, my God. Bro, y'all didn't turn this shit to a part. This shit is.

It was a party when we started in Memphis, man. Bro. Oh, man. How long the goddamn show been going on? Yeah, we've been going on for a minute, man. All these niggas in here, man. Thank God, put a mold on that nip. Fuck that.

Bro, stop. See, that's why we can't take his head. I don't even know why people still talk to it in there. Oh, right. Now, I feel I want to keep going. I just got started. Oh, shit. Shit, what shit?

On some real shit, though, that nigga do look like finesse times in this motherfucker. That nigga looked like that nigga looked like finessed two times. I was like, they let you out finesse. God damn, I thought you was in, my name. I can't deal with you.

That's my nigga, man. Crazy hell, man. He did this shit. I got to sit down out there. That nigga was dancing, though. Nick ain't danced all year. He danced today. That nigga part of like,

you're gonna go do it shit. You damn right. Hey, you trouble a little. D.C. D.C. Hey, fly, everybody who rode with the nigga was like, I ain't know the niggins. Hey, D.C.?

Hey, that nigga brought the kid to the state. He's like, oh. He's like, hold on. Hey, fly what you don't know is this nigger was about to get up here. This is one of my jobs, too. I do this shit, too. I will wane on the nigger, man. I didn't know for a fact he know how to do the moonwalk.

I know he know how to do the moonwalk. Smooth air. Ah, ah, ah, ah. I knew it. Oh, shit, bro. Y'all niggas, it's funny. This is a real, nigga, but we... Nick, this is what y'all didn't see.

This big nigga right here doing the shoot tank, bro, this... Yes, I did. UPS driving that, dude, you y'all know, right? Big bus driver built as. That niggas started doing a macaron with his old ass. And you can tell, he'd been waiting to do this. She's, me and my kid, be doing this. That's probably a big-ass nigger with a Kiki challenge video.

Pull the car over Kiki, do you love? Dude, you left my daughter right. Stupid ad going to fall trying to do the Kiki challenge. Get your ass back in the car. Yeah, no. Cool and uncle like the team don't nobody else like. Look at that thing. They stay in the same neighborhood.

Yep. What's on, boy? You came, boy, you stupid a hell. Nick, I knew that with you when I seen you when I looked at you. Y'all niggins is way better. What my goodness, damn. What you were saying, bro? I said, they were way better than the first crowd.

Oh, bro. This the gangsters right here. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh. Look at that nigga. Look at that nigga. Look at that shit.

Yeah, yeah. Doing that shit. I always love the second show, because the people who come to the second show be the people who be at home getting fucked up during the first show. Uh-huh. They start at the crib. Look at the women. Who getting dressed. Curling their house, smoking a blunt of piece.

Bitch. I'm too high. I'm too high, bitch, get this. You finally broke that bitch. Hey, this motherfucker like I got damn glow stick. How you're damn with the glow stick, bro? How are they damn with the glow stick? All right now, you only got two songs.

You only got two songs. Here you go. Oh, shit. Who else in here, Chico? Oh, that's a bunch of motherfuckers. Who else in here, bro? We got some geyses, man. There's some co.

We got some real bitches in here. Hold on, we can forget about the real benches. Hey, fly, have you talked to the gangstead, Memphis nigga with all-go TV yet? Hey, yeah. Hey, that's the funniest niggins. The nigga's spit on me, right? Funny the nigger to talk to,

because he talked to you like, this shit, boy, I got down. I knew y'all come with these motherfuck man. Hey, I got the tig. My girl's shit y'all. Yeah, yo, yeah, yeah, yeah. I bought with y'all, boy, I got there. Hey, hey, boy, hey, boy, hey, hey, boy, hey, hey, boy, hey. And y'all boys, straight on that gang.

I got that gal, boy. All, salt, pill, coat, powder, whatever, Nick. She, and, yeah. I see y'all boys in there. By that time, I'm in the past. He's through there, boy. Tell D.C., I'm on there, boy. We in Memphis.

For you rob, y'all, man. Come on. We in Memphis. Forget the nigger with the all-goat teeth. The woman with the all-go-teef. That's the one you see. What's on, nigger? You be like, oh, Lord, ma'am.

You got them all done. Chico, that's the pussy you want. Oh, I know. Because she's going. She'll fry you some fish tonight. Exactly. Yeah. She'll call your Uber home.

You were like, yep, I fuck with this bitch here. She fucked me and sent me home. Tell you some ganges and shit. Let me put these goals on that kid. And you're like, you're going to put the goals on my teeth? Memphis is a real last city. Realist, man. This is the only place where you can meet a woman

who will call her baby daddy to come bring y'all some weed. I know a nigga. He ain't going to be tripping, but you might have to hide. Yeah. Nah. She gonna let them know you over there. Uh, uh, uh, a little buddy over here once away. Well, you better keep your pissed.

I don't give a fuck who she calls. Say that nigga brigh out. And you fuck around open the door and crazy K out there, bitch. Like, all right, then what's so, mine? That shit, I just got finished dancing. What are they argument about? What happened? They over there, find this shit.

You know how? Y'all break that shit up. We got some overprotective security. What y'all was pointing at each other? pointing at each other for it's good oh y'all know each other i gotta say y'all met through some wretched shit oh okay that's what this podcast is fun for black people to start back talking to each other no women always what's your name best friends bro what's your name you who

kitty call me kitty tracy tracy that's kitty kitty that's tracy look at kitty god damn kitty kitty kitty tracy Tracy fucking a nigger with the sleep apnea and the black toenails. Yeah, ain't shit, nigga, but he good with them kids. But why ladies always meet, when they always meet another lady, they can always be best friends right there to end of them. Because they're playing the same game. That's why the bathroom be so lit.

They're like, bitch, we ain't fucking, we ain't fucking either. Love your makeup. Where do you get that sweater? And then they'd be around each other just to complain to a nigga at night by how you don't really like that bitch. That bitch fake is for. I didn't even want to go to the club, well that bitch said that bullshit under my page.

Well, why you go to the clothes? She got a car. She got a car. She knows the little promoter, nigg. She fucking that nigga. You must go buy us a booth. You're going to buy some booth? You're going to buy some booth?

Huh? Like, bitch, you better keep drinking that free-ass shit, get the fuck out my face. I'm going to hold all the way to hit you with that. You must go buy me a bottle. Like, bitch, no. Keep begging, bitch. Fuck you do.

I never, man. The bottle in the club is some fuck shit, man. The way that they raised the prices up on the bottle, yeah, $65 bottle of Hennessy cost you $400 in the club. It's only one of a place that run the prices up like that, and that's the movie theater, nigga. They're getting over at the movies, Nick. You go, let me get a large popcorn, large drink,

two waters, and some skittles. You'd be like, yeah, that'll be $96 and $38. Y'all, bitch, I'll stop doing this shit. Stop doing this shit. That's why you fuck with a real woman. And if she don't come out the house for a movie day with that big ass beach bag, that ain't the bitch for you. You gotta have everything in that motherfucker.

The kids, everybody. The kids in that movie, you're like, this stop moving, bitch. Look through the hole in the bag. Boy, you said some real shit right there, boy. Boy, you made me think about some shit right there. When she showed with the beach bag, nigger, that's her whole life in that bag.

Nick of my uncle. Nicker, everything in that goddamn bag. Like what? nigger, it's noxema. It's about seven pair of panties in that bitch. Two work outfits just in case you ain't got no iron. It's a white towel in that bitch. Her own bath towel in there.

It's some of their argon oil for her edges. It's two scars. It's crazy, man. There's two scarves in that bitch because she thought she had left the other scar, but the other scar was still in there from the Lantern. Then she had forgot to take the other panties out, so it's an extra pair of dirty panties from the lantern. Don't fucking oom me.

Shut up. it's a rat-tailed comb so she can do this little part. And then she got to go through that hole mom. But then the fuck that she got a bag of shit that she don't even need, but she take that bitch air well. Exactly. Then y'all be a big-ass bag full of shit and got a search through that motherfucker

to get a hair tie to suck dick with. You're like, I can't find it. Bitch, where's the shit that? Bro, a nigga be wanting that head so bad, you'll find anything for her to make a ponytail with. One time I let the bitch wrap the bread, twist it up. I was like, go ahead, put that on there.

That's the best I got. Fuck that. I put all her hair in my head. Fuck it. Look at that nigga's here. Hold it. Hold it. I need to see that face.

No, you got to be careful with that hold this shit. You fuck around. Hold it. That shit coming the fuck off on your ass. You be like, hold it. Oh, my bad, baby. Don't move. Let me sit it back on there.

But that's why you got to fill it first before you grab it. You got to feel the cornrows. So you know the bitch. That ain't her. Y'all dealing with selfish-ass women. It's got cornrows. Because the real bitch would be like,

look, this ain't mine. You can pull it, but don't. That's how I'm living. I don't know how y'all living, bro. Yeah, I had the bitch to move her head one time. I was hitting her from the back. I grabbed the head. She talks about, uh-uh, don't do that.

I'm like, bitch, you about to make my dick on soft. What are you talking about? We ain't here arguing. Looking like two pig bulls. My dick is. I love fucking a rancid. They're insecure about this shit. I don't care.

I love a bitch. I love me a rancher. Ladies, don't be insecure when your wig come up. Nigg is too late. The pussy out. I throw it. If your pussy out. If your pussy good enough a niggas,

shit, I gotta get my bitch a hell done. I know. Fuck that, the pussy good enough niggas. Just sit the weave on the shoulder. Like, don't worry about it, baby. I got it out of sweaty area. That pussy would be so good a nigger put that wig on. Bitch, you crazy.

You crazy is a motherfucker. I fuck that. I fuck with you. Shit. Hey, that's what shit. Hey, ladies, that's what you say. My pussy's so good. The nigger put my wig on when I'm talking.

That nigger want to feel why I'm coming from, the pussy so good. My ass so goofy, some shit like that happened to me, y'all, he's going to hear. Ah! She was like, what? I'm like, you, bitch, fucking me. This shit.

This shit, fuck you're talking about, huh? Nigger. I love a ratchet bids, though. What? You can't go wrong with a ratchet bitch. You can't. You can't. Because they fuck with you too hard, nigga.

You can take a hood bitch to a house with the fucking lightning and tow the whole roof off. She'll act like she don't see that shit. I like what you're doing with the little, you know, no roof shit or whatever. Yeah, I've been reminding me a chuckle. I mean, it's different. It's like chuckles in here.

They ain't got no roof even. She'll act like you're bawling. That's what we're doing. Roofless houses. I love you old ranchi bitch. I like the bitch with their bed on the flow. Just my fucking air watchers. My pussy good.

No bitch, your bed moving. That's what's going on. We don't fuck down all the way to the TV. Look at his feet. Nigger, why your feet like? Look at his feet. That nigga got the feet like a nigga took him out the wheelchair, nigger, nigga.

Oh, shit, bro. That's how that nigga feed me, bro. Oh, my God. Fuck this whole floor up, bitch. Fuck you. Oh, bro. These thing is a retarded, bro. Man, how long we to be in this motherfucker, man?

This show been about four hours. We bought a people. They're talking about we were late. For real. Bro, we had a lot of shit to say, bro. The first show just ain't want to leave. Like, this is the Hood podcast. We had a lot of catching up to do, bro.

Yeah, we definitely had to spend, bro, we definitely had to spend a few moments talking about how good pussy is out here. Look at these happy faces in the audience. Look at these niggas, bro. You can tell who got the good pussy in the audience. Look at these niggas. He ain't been happy most of the show,

but I just want to imagine. No, that niggas. He confused right now. Yeah, that nigg. He confused. She did some shit that he don't know what the fuck he about to do. She didn't did some shit that discombobulated this thing. What do you do? She probably did something crazy.

He ain't even know she could do. She just came home one day and just swallowed the whole dick. He don't know what to do. I don't know if we about to get married or what. I don't know if this bitch want to be my fiancee now because we're definitely in a relationship. Fuck that. I just, I got to let you know. I respect how clean your ball head.

You got that best man ball head, you got that tape bigs. Find out that nigga got alopecia, nigga. I don't see no eyebrows on the nigga. That nigga left, just left treatment and you're going to give them a compliment. That's what a nigga do with ball head. You compliment other ballheads when you see it.

Who the hell shit? Look out of the other ball heads, nigga. Like, yeah, that nigga isn't treatment with me. God hell. Nigger got your shit slick. Do you see how smooth that shit is? We all got ball heads in this bitch. Yeah, like y'all.

Where the bald head niggas at, bro? Oh, y'all's stressful-ass niggins. Get you a bald head. No shape-up game. Because every nigger here with a ball head to tell you, as soon as you get a fresh bald head, it ain't but one thing you want to do is that's eat some pussy. You'd be like, what a pussy's that?

Yeah, yeah. You need a whole pussy, right? You ever have a ball head so clean, you want to eat a whole pussy? Get up in, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, stand up real quick and show them how you grab a ball and shit. She's old school, go ahead, go ahead. Sure how you grab a ball head.

Your big-ass head going straight into this. This how manish I am. As soon as you did that, my tongue got hard. As soon as you did that, my tongue got hard. See, they see, if niggas were how we ain't got to work that hard, she just direct where she wants to push her to be eight. Like, this bitch is crazy. Nigger.

Y'all ain't doing that. Sometimes I like that. Sometimes I just, I get in between the titties and put both titties right here and be like, this y'all brother. Oh, stupid, though. I just get in between the titty, be like, now we're brothers.

This y'all brother. Because I do that with my dick, ee. He said, I do that with my did, yeah. Ah. It's y'all a Dobby song. Oh, my God. Shout out to the bald head ladies, too. When you forget about you.

Fuck with y'all. Give a fuck if your ponytail look like a piece of blunt. So what? Where that shit? Exactly. You ain't got no edges. Your shit's starting in the middle.

You look like the emperor when your weave ain't in. Ponetail looked like a jolly rancher. This bitch is like her name, Shang Su. She got that jolly rancher pony tail. That bitch got the karate man hair cut with it just the pony tail. Nothing else to go with it.

Just right in the middle of her head. Sheing! She's not like the emperor. An emperor. A emperor. I see that cartoon. You is stupid. The emperor, talking about the emperor new groom?

Yeah. Yes. Man, you stupid as fuck, bro. Everybody had been like, they're like, they're like the emperor. Like the emperor. You stupid and fuck. Man, ain't this shit dope how we all in here laughing and shit.

Hell yeah. Not worried about the bullshit. Just being black at hell, bro. Just enjoying each of. Look at kitty and goddamn Katie, Tiffany. Tracy. Tracy. Who are Tracy?

Who are Tracy? They're going to be twerking on Snapchat next weekend. Me and my bitch in her. Tracy. Don't even know each other. Yeah. She ain't gonna find out that Kiki like this deal. That's exactly what her nigga gonna be doing.

Yeah, there she go. Got that young bitch with her. Yeah, that ain't. She's swollen. Oh, people always be commentators on social media. Yeah, they're in. They don't ever just record a video. They always be able to compare.

Yep, there she go right there. Shout out to all the old-skilled niggas still paying the eat pussy in the strip club. Who still ain't your family? In the script club. Yeah, old niggas be van. They walk in the club. I got 50 dollars to eat that bus.

What's he at? That's a... I ain't even no pussy in the strip club. Unless he's a couch. Unless we got a couch, then you know. See, they ain't never been to the strip club down.

They don't know if it goes on. Oh, no. I know. I can point you out to the boy. Yeah. Bro, they're telling us to wrap it up. I mean, we ain't need to be it, mine. We're a thither shit on mine.

We'll throw a chair in these big mine. Niff it, mine. Man, I'm gonna swung on you, Mike. Man, it's with me, man. Chill out, man. Nicky tell her to leave this big nigga. They ain't got no roof in that big nigga. Fuck you mean, ma'am.

We can't even tow the roof on this bitch. Y'all did it already, bro. Fuck you're talking about, nigger, man. No, man. We're a junk, no, nigga, man. No, man. I've seen the whole thing, man. I've seen what happened, man.

Man, this man came up here, man, talking about, man. They about the dude got a little part cat, man. You know what I'm talking about? So shit, we get the got-naw whoop, blah, blah, blah, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, my good, came through that goddamn thing, mine, mind. These niggas, so got down, stupid, man, mind. Just, mind this, mind, this, mind, this, she, man, just got-down,

roast your hell out of knee. Talk about a bitch, you know what I'm saying? On that, man, my ass, mine. This shit, look like that, too, mine. Hell yeah, man. Real shit. I fuck with them boys, though, mine. You know what I want to do, though?

Hey, bro. Hey, hold up. Hey. He's a pussy. You scrared on that game. I'm trying to do the 5-2-8 cash again, niggins. Y'all going to the Uber or you got, you need a ride. Yeah, yeah.

That's that friend who's sitting in the living room while you fucking. She don't want to talk to your home, but I'm good. You want some water or something? No. She had to walk. But her friend, a real host. She texted a bitch, let go. How loud?

Just chill. You don't stupid, bro. These niggas got money. She walked just like that, D.C. She walked away. That was what the girl in the room always say, bitch, they're chill. These n' got money.

She only asked you one question. I'm talking about the whole chat, bitch. Get right. She only asked you one question the whole time she in there. Excuse me, we're your bad through, man. You're like, this bitch ain't trying to do nothing, like. Keep knocking on the dog.

Kee-Kee, look, bitch. Sit down. Kiki suck a dick, bitch. You need this. Sucking good dick, too. Sit your ass down. You got to stay here so we can let you know that we ain't doing nothing on the bitch, so you need to sit out of it.

Shout out to all the ladies. Shout out to all the ladies who be taking their friend air. Well, we're so sick of this bitch. And it's not, like, it ain't that she's there. She just, y'all friend always the boring-ass big bitch or something like, man at the world. I'm ready to go. I can't believe she over these niggas house already. Already.

She's at 3 o'clock in the morning. She knew what time of want. She'd be so humble when y'all get to the Waffle House, though, because she ain't got no money. Oh, my God. That bitch light up and get interested as fuck. Like, how long you've been on Wilden out? Like, for real?

Nick cool, he cool. Yeah. How long are you in D.C. be friends? Like, you and Chico, y'all really don't fuck with each other like that? It looked like y'all don't know. Don't try to be my friend, bitch. She's trying to get an all-stop special, nigger.

for free. Nope. He ain't got no tour butt to pay for this shit because she don't know her who ain't paid. To all the friends who be going out

getting them free meals he ain't got a fuck nothing but sometimes throw a titty in the mix or something. Send a motherfucker with nobody or they're going to listen to them, you do got to fuck something.

No, you don't. She didn't fuck the issue. Send a nigga order with no money. Eventually. Eventually. You can't fuck that night. I know who,

I know somebody that can feed this bitch. That's who you gonna turn it to that nigga who can feed. Yeah, y'all make sure y'all continue to support the 85 South show. I'll talk about the whole 85 South show. Yeah, ho, yeah, oh, yeah, ho, yeah, ho, do that's the one.

Go to YouTube, subscribe, click that like one, leave a comment. Follow us on social media. My man, DC Young Fly, working on the new I got the hookup two with Master P right now. You did. Coming out next, mate. In theaters, too, not Netflix. The niggas got shows all over the world. What you don't know is she got that shit already.

She's like, I got to hook up to. I've been there and dad. I knew you was going to be here in the D.C. She got some shit that ain't even recorded yet. Shout out to my new baby mama. Out there being a strong black woman. What's your name, baby? and Carlos. Damn, that's cute as fuck.

Wow. Is it Carmen with a cake? Oh, fuck it's meant to be. Damn. I can't wait from start. I can't wait to start the other part of our family. Because I know our sons want some little brothers. I talked to them all right. You made this beat me?

This shit sounds like a basketball. Yeah. Bro, I'm mad as fuck. We in Memphis and my pastor didn't come. and my pastor didn't come to my show. My pastor, Thaddy, it's Matthews. Oh, you know it. You motherfuckers.

To all you punk bitches, leaving comments on my Facebook page. You said about that, nigger. I want to tell you dick in the boot-ass, niggas. One thing, don't worry about what the fuck I'm doing because I'm the cussing pastor. You need to worry about your pastor out here sucking dick and putting dicks

in his booty punk motherfuckers Now I'm gonna block all you ugly hos But you have a blessed day I'm a real pastor That is Matthews The cousin pastor That's how that nigga be That nigga the truth too

Hey every video that nigga posts up I just love the intro You motherfuckers To all you raggedy bullhead bitches He'd be going in man You bitches have the nerve To all you bitches with ingrown hair's on your pussy.

I'm like, this nigger is a Pops. You got it. He'd be having like little groups. He's supposed to be saving. Yeah. And all you business. This is Tasha. She's 21.

I'm saving her. Like, nigga, you fucking her. I seen the nigga posted up with three strippers saying doing the Lord's work. I was like, do your thing, Pats. Y'all decided to come back. Yeah. The Uber left.

Don't ignore me. I heard you. You got that good call center ass right there. That's that I work at the call center. Yeah. Yeah. She's an operator. That's an operator ass.

That's what that is. That's that call center manager booted right here. You always... That's their pop-ass manager ass. Sir, could you pull up up? Now, I bring it right out to you. That's what that is. No, bitch.

Staying right here until you give me my shit. They all ain't talking about day timer. You running up by timer. Fuck your timer, bitch. That mean I'm supposed to get some free food, right? Yeah. I ain't moving up, bitch. Yeah.

Do a meal extra biscuit in that bitch Yeah With two more wins You just still ain't ready Yeah Boy I call your manager I'm still right here Yeah Give me some extra sauce

So you better not charge me Yeah Beach give his fright in a coat Because the nigga got thirsty Yeah Here come a homeless man Give me something him too Yeah

Yeah Bitch 2-0-1. Yeah. That's the Memphis Shell. Yeah. Niggas goin there. Yeah.

Niggas ain't playing. Yeah. We in the M-town. Yeah. You know what fuck I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah. No.

Yeah. Huh. Yeah. Okay. Keep on then. What he's saying? What he's saying? Yeah.

What we're playing? What we plan? We be playing. Yeah. She's like a hippo. Okay. Okay. Where are you going with it lost?

Where are you going with a lot? What? Where you go on with a lot? Keep going on a lot? Let me get a song. Let me get some. Hey, hey. Came in his bitch.

That wasn't part of the plan. We in Memphis, my nigger. I want to go back to the Liberty Lab. She ain't got no man. She'd dance my boo. I know she got some good pussy. Because the four-head, bro. Yeah, ho.

Yeah, we got kids. Her kids, man. I'm gonna change their name. Cause their mama so fast. Nigger not pulling out. I'm trying to get a pregnant. I know you're laughing right now. Saying, nigga, you angry.

You gonna hear that thing wrong? I'm a hero too. I'm gonna tell you like here. Hey, because I don't know about you. Hey. I'm gonna eat that ass. Hey, and I'm gonna spank that. Hey.

Hey, you need to go to sneak. Hey, nigga, hey. That's it. That's fucking. D.C. Mike, group. Make sure you continue to support us. Hit the website. Thank y'all for coming to Memphis and showing people that we have the ability to set out these shows.

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shit man Make sure you stick around and get your pictures. My name Carlos Miller. I'm Chico Bay. And we are the 85 South Show, Miff, and we love y'all, man. Yeah, hope. Yeah. Yeah, hope.

What it is, man, another successful 2.85 South shows in the books, man. Nipfit, man, man. We love y'all. Y'all. I was sold out two shows on a Thursday night motherfuckers got to go to work in the morning nigga got to go trap

all that shit but y'all still came and fuck with her man that's why we love Memphis man real shit man my nigga Carlo did walk in it bit man real live man that show was so goddamn funny man

I ain't just saying that because it's us nigga that shit was legit funny it's a fuck hey man 85 stocks show coldest podcast we ain't just saying that shit because it sounds good we're saying it because it's true

shout out to my nigga D-Ray man for coming through fucking For real. For real. That's a big look right there, man. That's all that we, you know. That's love. We're making the impact on the culture from the dudes who help create the culture today.

Then we try to come up, man. So salute to you up a blitz. Hey, well. That shit will live, huh? Man, sound... That shit always happened to your head, yeah. Nah, it was happening to anybody. Yeah, all right.

At least the microphone didn't go out, though. It's dropping on them. You just got to keep on with the flow, though. Just like, damn. They don't miss two. words out of a joke you'd be like yeah what's but you know what I'm saying like that little gap yeah make it sound crazy mm-hmm they caught it because you know these fans but you know you still want to go crazy you be right in the middle even

when I'm rapping I'm like hey fuck that shit you don't know what time it's over about two hours. It didn't feel like, you know. That what I'm saying, we was up. We were having to have fun. Both of these was fun as a awful. We're alive, though. Damn, it was still one better in Huntsville.

I don't know what it was. Yeah, man. Huntsville just, we just was all over the place. The stadiums, big, nigga. We had the chairs and the couches and shit for. Memphis was turned, man. That motherfuckers really came to see us, though. They came to see us, my man.

What are you said? What? That nigga said that bitch looked like the best that just sit at the house. The emperor. Emperor, bro. The Emperor's new group. First of all, how old are you in?

Nick? Me. Great Brad. Your son ain't even old ones know where the emperor, you feel? That's what I know. I said, the emperor, bro.

Do you know when them busy to take that shit? They know where it started it? They got the little hell piece. It's start. They don't have no health. So they got them like the little shit that stick up right here. What? Look at the bitch, you look like an emperor.

Nigger. Oh my goodness. Nigger. I did earlier when he said that bitch would feel like Peter Griffin when she was a prostitute. Nigger, that bitch was titties and legs. And we'll be ready whenever y'all be ready. Whippy out in the second. I'm tired.

I'm gonna go home. It's probably my mom with your damn crib. You didn't bought a house. Bro. Like, congratulations, bro. Prides, you don't know. Super congratulations. What you get at?

I got out a little pabble to it. Nigger, yes. I got a lot of fabble to it. That shit was so hilarious. That shit. Got a plenty room to hoard in that bitch? No, she can't do that anymore. No.

I don't want her to get out there and get out. She can't, she can't. Come outside of these four family. I'm not what I'm saying. We don't get no more for you. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, some way out of career. Big shit, bro.

Burr, get you another one? Oh, word. That's okay, yeah. That's the dream right there, niggis. Yeah. Dude, I, this shit, bro. That's dream of achieve right there, my nigga. That's dream of achieve right there, my name.

That's dope. That's the weed, guy. It goes how I go. Smell that young man. I mean, it's smoking like that. I ain't going to get you none, man. What's up, bro. I mean, child support on myself.

Hey, man, that thing, is so far, bro. I mean, that ain't. That emper shit was so fun, but... You know how when you do laugh, take over your life. When you can't laugh that shit, just so goddamn hilarious. That ain't said, dude, like the emper. I don't know. No.

He said, that bitch looked like the girl that said went on those friends. That's the one. That's the one. Ha ha ha ha ha. Hey, man, I hate the bitches, man. We all do. Man, I can't stand the holes, man. Dude, there was the first.

from his hoes out here, my d'nit. They just be cop, flogging at all. In a way. Yeah, you know. Man, that shit was so funny. Wait on no shrink. Come back, he's getting dick down. Stop knocking on this door, man.

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