The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The 85SouthShow Miami @LOL FEST - Karlous Miller DC Young Fly And Chico Bean | Ep. 141

Episode Date: August 10, 2018

At the second sold out show in Miami, Karlous Miller, Chico Bean and DC Young Fly turn it up. From the lady that looked like a puppet to the Grand Theft Audio character smoking a blunt in the audience, this Miami crowd was ready for a 85 South Show roast session. Get The 85 South Show Merchandise!!! FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Season 12 on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. It's lit in here. We don't brought the real niggas out. But what the fuck? This nigga, he's got a mean that at all. Boy, you're in here dressed like a puppet. Ugly.

Him and him ladies celebrating their anniversary and we're in here. They've been married for some years. He's been fucking a row. He said they got a couple kids. Okay. Let's walk it on. Let me hit that bit with you. I mean, I see your shirt, what that is?

Oh, you're in, oh, you're smoking for real, no. Who is it? Who is it? Who's doing it? Who's doing it? All right. She won that plastic this. She won that. She won that.

She wore that. Yeah. Yeah. I'm telling you, my nigger, you can't get this real shit. Oh, shit. Yeah. Go ahead. Do that shit.

Niggins! My daughter to be, you know, the little girl who, the one that suck dick through the screen. I can't have it. It's nothing. Fuck that. Nope. Not my baby. Nope.

She gonna suck dick the original way. She gonna make a nigga take her the chilies two, three times. You know what I'm saying? That nigga gonna have to buy her some fashion over and shit. He gonna have to meet me twice. You know what I'm saying? We're gonna have to have a fake conversation about sports and grades and shit. Before you can even think about fucking with my baby.

My baby ain't just gonna be sucking dick through the screen. Fuck that. Yeah, you know she used to work at Wendy's, yeah. But when she quit that, yeah, you know, she went straight to Taco Bay. God damn, Roaches, they just crawled on you. Man, you didn't have a real bad life, bro. And then when you flick them, they'd be like, my bad. Nick, me like, oh.

I don't want to be out here no. That ain't too much. A nigger, eat that still be hungry. I'm, all right. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. She'd be making niggas eat hands

She'd be making niggas eat her They'd be eating on a booty She'd be in here talking about Eat my ass You go eat my ass Y'all get it in out here So before we get the show started I'm going to do a couple things for me

One is tell two people about the 85 South show It's a shame everybody don't know they don't know. This the best show in the world. These boys are about to be the next kings of comedy, so we need your support to make that happen, y'all. Two, I need everybody to have a drink in their hand. I see you got the nachos, bro. You ain't got room for a drink. You good? All right. Get you a drink when you're done with the nachos, big dog. We're going to make it happen. Now, I also need everybody to go on social media, YouTube, Instagram, Twitter. Sign up for the 85 South Show. Subscribe. Make sure you get your notifications on. So every time we

drop a show every Friday on YouTube you'll be the first one to know and you can go check it out and see how crazy these boys doing y'all ready to get the show started we need some Florida Miami love you all ready to get the show started all right y'all got to get this man a lot of love he's out of Washington DC you seen him on wild and out you seen him on BET he's half of the old school rap battle and one third of the 85 South show you'll start clapping right now start Clapper right now. Give it up for Chico B! Anybody want to motherfucking die? Come see I, who, me, D, never D, nigger. That's right, that's motherfucking me, nigger.

Huh, y' goddamn if I said it, I'm motherfucking minute. If it was fully I'm motherfucking spit it. And fuck whoever I offend it. Hold on, wait one motherfucking minute. Y'all hold y'all know how the gang go. Fuck air, they never hit the same hole. Some in my air, that's why I stay, baby. Bop money and I don't even play, baby.

If a nigga Amber was a go broke, quick, click. Cut it off. Cut it off for these Miami niggas start acting like they Miami niggas. Miami was good. Nah, fuck that. I need more energy than that. Miami, what's good? That's what I'm talking about, man.

That's some hood shit, trick, Daddy said. That nigga come on the song. Anybody want a motherfucking die? Nope. I don't. I don't. I got church in the morning, nigga. I don't want a motherfucking die.

He don't even give you the option to regular die. Motherfucking die is a different type of die, nigga. That's that die when people walk past your caskin. It'd be like, damn. That motherfucker died right there, bro. We're happy to be here in Miami, though, man. We're going to have a good time. What's up, baby?

Hey, you doing? We got a player in the front. You look like you come to motherfucker's jobs on Valentine's Day and say, a shub-be-du-ba-du-b-b-bo-boo-boo-boo. Your co-workers in love with you. Baba-du-bop-pap-choo-du-bop-bop-du-bop-dub-boop-du-boop. That's your lady right there? She said, yes, sir.

How long y'all been fucking with each other? What's funny about that? They've been fucking with each other. And you know they fucking, they got a... Ooh, boy, I'm gonna stop. How long y'all have been together? Six years. She said that's like a true. Miami niggas six years that been my bitch and leave me the fucking long fire fire fire your

ass up boy fire your big head ass up boy fire your big head ass up boy big shoe little face that nigga fire your ass up boy that's what it is man like you love her she said yes that's good you you know what y'all you get to cheat because sometimes you ain't never had to deal with your dick not getting hard your dick always hard for real fellas we gotta deal with that you ever had to deal with that you ever had that happen to you. Your shit won't get hard. You didn't talk to all that shit. Now you're in the bathroom having a pep talk with your dick. Come on, soldier. Don't do me like this, nigga. You in there talking to your dick like Rocky Traynor. Come on. Put your goddamn hands up. She wants some dick.

I'm going through a lot right now, though, Miami, man. My daughter got titties. I'm scared than a motherfucker, man. Fuck me up, too. She come home one day, right? I got her at my house. She's coming to house. She said, ooh, daddy. I got to take this bra off. My breast itch. I'm like, oh, no.

She's already a grown woman with titty itch. Oh, my God. Dicks coming in a couple of years. Jesus. She said, oh, listen, that's the thing. Like, being the father of a little girl, I've learned to accept that one day, somebody gonna fuck my baby.

It's gonna happen. You know what I mean? Whether it be a man or a sister like you with the plastic dick, she's coming. It's coming. It's coming. My man. It's rubber dick.

Oh, my bitch. She said it's rubber, not plastic. Damn, you know how cheating you doing? You don't need, nigga, your dick made of rubber. You ain't never got to put a condom on. God damn. What the fuck was that, nigga? Oh, was that the...

But yeah, like, my daughter, man, she's like, she's beautiful, and she looked just like me. But she's gonna have a body like her mama. And that's gonna fuck me up to see my face with titties and ass. I'm gonna be like, oh my God. But any fellas in here got a little girl? fellas in here got little girls? Make some noise if you got a little girl, man. You hear that? That sadness right there. Fellas, make some noise if you got a son. Look at all them happy-ass niggas, because they know that they son gonna do the fucking. Fellas with the daughters, we know

our daughters got to get fucked. That shit hard than a motherfucker to deal with, man. It's difficult because my daughter, man, she got like a little, like, you know, like, the things that you go through as a father with a little girl is different because it's certain things that I'm scared that's going to happen when she's on my watch. Like the period? Oh, nigger. I don't know how I'm going to deal with that if she come on that shit when I'm with her,

nigger. I'm going to put a goddamn some paper towels in her drawers. I don't know what to do. Her mama ain't trained me for the shit. Like, I can't imagine she coming in there, Daddy. I'm on my period. I'm going to be like, shit. I'm on mine too, baby. We both need to get some tampons. Now, Miami, I got to ask y'all a question

since y'all ain't here. First of all, make some noise for the couch from Martin right here. This is the same couch. Google it, nigga. That's the couch from Martin right there. For real. That shit right there. All we need is a Hashitashi 2000, nigga.

We'll be on the show. In this goddamn auditorium, nigga, this is in-school suspension, my nigga. I bet when y'all guys walk in here, you thought you got robbed in you. You're like, wait a minute, nigga. I thought I was sitting in an 85 South show, not a Martin Luther King speech, nigga, where the fuck am I? This stage, your old little motherfucker, nigga.

The only thing that's missing is that little wood plank you rub on the way out to the Apollo, that shit. I'm supposed to come out here and sing some James Brown, nigga, this shit is crazy. How you doing? Oh, gee, what's going on with you, man? Why you got that big a...

Hey, you just said that? Like, you're trying to fuck. Who said that? Who said that? I like that, Cheiko. Nick, time out. Nick, did you just spark your blunt in here, my name?

That niggas a gangster. I'm gonna leave you alone. You got the Averson Corn Rose. I know you a gangster. Any nigga still got the cornrows from 2000? That nigga got a pistol and his blunt in this motherfucker. And that's the thing about Miami. I'm from Washington, D.C., right?

And where I come from, thank you for making it, ma'am. I appreciate you. But you know, like, if you're from D.C., you know we grew up around all black people. So yep, kill Mo. That's what we're we used to do, kill a lot of moz. We used to kill. But here's the interesting thing, Miami. I only had to worry about niggers being gangsters where I come from. Down here, y'all got to

worry about nigger gangsters, Cuban gangsters, Haitian gangsters, they own type of gangster. Why you raise your hand like that, nigger? What the fuck that nigger said? Yep, suck passe. Ready to kill a nigger right now today. Y'all niggas is real, geez, man. You, for, you, You Haitian? What part of Haiti you from, your family from? Porta Prince. And does little Haiti still exist? Look at that, nigger said, hell yeah.

Marcia, what you think I got this blunt from, nigga, hell yeah. Huh, you, or the blunt came from Cali? Oh yeah, I know it did, nigga. With your, nigga, you look like you do Grand Theft Auto missions in real life. You don't get you got a damn, Grand Theft Auto, nigger, they look like,

No, he looked like the nigger you create once you get the money on the game. Like, you got to wait until you get the money to get the cornrows. You got to get the fade for the first 19 missions. Then you get that big robbery, nigger. Then you come out with the cornrows and the collar shirt walking out of the street like this. You know, that's another thing about my daughter. I'll tell y'all some real shit. Like, me and my daughter was having a conversation about the things that she into.

Like, she put me on the Takashi 6'9, scared the shit out of me. She fucked with it, though. But I can't get mad at her. And as older people, if you over the air, age of 30 or 30 of 25 to 35, then you can't be mad about the shit young motherfuckers into. Look at the shit we had. We played Grand Theft Auto, nigger. Do you remember the shit you used to be able to do on that game?

Like, true story, my favorite thing to do on Grand Theft Auto was just to go on the strip club, walk on stage, and steal the shit out of stripper, nigger. And it would jump off in that bitch. The niggas is, bop, bop, baa, bha. I used to go past the hospital and throw Molotov cocktails in that bitch, nigger. Get my five-star rating all the way up and then put that code in. They'd be about to kill my. Then bloke.

That's the type of games we played, man. So you can't be mad at the shit that your kids is into. But I'm scared because my daughter be on the internet and the internet is changing. Like, I always say this. The Etch-Sketch was the iPad. Like, at one point, the Etch-Sketch was the iPad. So you know they're going to bring some shit out to make the iPad. just as irrelevant as the etch-a-sketched.

And I don't want my daughter to be, you know, the little girl who, the one that suck dick through the screen. I can't have it. It's nothing. Fuck that. Nope, not my baby. Nope. She gonna suck dick the original way. She gonna make a nigga take her the Chili's two, three times.

You know what I'm saying? That nigga gonna have to buy her some fashion over and shit. He gonna have to meet me twice. You know what I'm saying? We're gonna have to have a fake conversation about sports and grades and shit. Before you can even think about fucking with my baby. My baby ain't just. It's gonna be sucking dick through the screen.

Fuck that. It's too easy. Well, look, man, we got this motherfucker packed out. I feel like Joe Clark up this motherfucker name. Welcome to Liberty City High. My name is Sheiko Clark, and today we will be presenting to you the 85 South Show. I don't want any noise in the background.

I need everybody back there to mind the business and be cool. We are going to have a great show on deck for you guys tonight. Miami, are you ready to keep the show going? I said, Miami, are you ready to keep the show going? All right, ladies and gentlemen, I'm about to bring to the stage one of my favorite students. He comes from the city of Atlanta, Georgia. So does that dude that just barked.

I told you, no noise, nigger. You've seen them on Instagram, you've seen them on movies, you've seen them on BET, you've seen them on MTV, VH1. one, but tonight you're going to see them right here live on stage at Liberty City High. So I need you to start clapping like you have some sense, children. Make some noise. Clap. Clap for the one, the only, D.C. Young Fly!

Let me talk to you, tell you how it is. I was thinking when I saw that body, gotta get shoddy, tell what the young boy gonna do. Damn, them chicks with you. You gotta be a king and stay pretty thick with a kick. Oh, cut that shit. My other one time! Y'all lit in this motherfucker. Y'all is lit in here.

We don't brought the real niggas out. But what do fuck? What, this nigga, he got a mean hat on. Boy, you're in here dressed like a puppet, egg glass. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Why don't you have to hear dressed like in sync? Egglan. What do you? Oh my goodness. You knew what the fuck you were coming to in here. Looking like a valet driver. All right, real talk. What's your name, Auntie?

What's your name, Auntie? Q. What's your name, Auntie? Q. What you do for a living? You a who? You a chef? Where you chef at, baby?

Bahamas Bridge and Cooper's Hall. That's a school. This been working in a cafeteria. You ain't no, chef. This bitch, it's been working at an elementary school. I'm talking about sister. What you want, chocolate milk or vanilla milk? Chocolate, dica.

You know I love chocolate, bitch. Stop playing with me. That's your girlfriend right there. Uh-huh. What's your name, girlfriend? Joanne. I bet it is. What you do for a living, Joanne?

You a server? A hi-ha. It's a burger now, bitch. Fuck, bro. Nah, niggins in that confused. When y'all started selling burgers, bitch? I want breakfast. Why are y'all selling burgers?

Y'all got everything in that motherfucking. Pancakes, eggs, bacon. And you got a burger for what? I'm trying to figure that shit. She don't want to work up there. You the chef, bitch shit. You should be trying to get two jobs. Fuck you talking about.

Y'all need a chef at that burger. You got any experience? Yeah, I'm working at elementary school. I'm the head chef. At the elementary school. Y'all think so crazy, my love to go to that hood and shit. But I got my uncle Whitman. That nigga ain't never been no well.

I told that nigga, pack your ass. Nick, we feel to go to South Beach. He's talking about a good. I always want to go overseas. The snick-us-kart. You go, I always want to go to. Nigger here with the fro. What you do for a living, OG, with the fro?

Huh? You're a mechanic? What's your favorite car that you like working on? A Ford? What's your favorite? What's your favorite? What I'm just saying? What about a Ford that make you just...

I love the muffler. Are I glad? What is this? That's what's happening, man. You never know, a nigga might be, you know what I'm saying? See, that's what I like doing in my shows. I like figuring out who in the crowd, you know what I'm saying? Because I'd be happy niggas out sometime.

One time a nigga did roofing and then the niggins needed this roof fix, shit. A nigger walked right up to him, but you know D.C. were fucking with you, but shit, I need my roof fix. Shit, how much you charge for the roof, nigg. That shit, I need my ruff. Oh, get no fun. Look at these nigger coming in late. Look at the evening.

Yeah, nigg. Your shit ain't the sign, nigga, just sit down, like this shit. Why, nigga, smoking in that bit? You smoking, oh, you think you can do what the fuck you want, huh? Just because you're on the gas station. Nah, that ain't what's going on. You smoking? What you're smoking on? Let me hit that bit with you.

Let me hit that. I see your shirt, what that is. Oh, you're smoking for real, no. Ah! You're gonna get everybody kicked out this bitch. Who is it, who's doing it? Who is doing it? All right.

The chef's gonna be like, I just cook. I won't be doing this stuff. That's my motherfuckin' at this event. We're locked and loaded. Let me see who else here that one for. Uh-huh. Let me see what's like, hey, what's since you want to talk?

Hey, Big Tenney, how you doing? Look at this, nigga, right here. That's a real nigga right now. It looks like he doesn't been on first one. That nigga came in here looking for a problem. I wish a nigga would be in my seat. Who gonna be in my seat? What you do for a living, baby?

You work at Humana? What that is? I'm straight off the street, like, all this shit knew, like, huh? You work at Humana, what that is? It's an insurance. You definitely don't know nothing about that, shit. No niggas from the hood ain't got insurance, what? All the dope boys, they make all these goddamn money.

I ain't got no insurance to bury themselves. That shit sounds crazy on. I mean, we're having bricks like a motherfucker. Gonna be buried in the box, stupid-ass, nakes. Everybody fighting over the money. Boy, I don't have a niggas that die, and niggas go scrab in the nigger pocket, grab his money first.

He was like, y'all, niggas, ain't shit. And don't even put it in on the film. Look at these niggas. Look at these niggas. They're tired. They ain't even telling the nigger. They're like, where I sit. That's sit down.

Shit. Don't ask me. I'm just here to get a check. Fuck all that. She's like, where I sit at? It's a seat right here, bitch, if you get out the face. They all want directly at it to the stage. It's a couch up that shit.

You better go sit out. This is for the VIP, VIP. Who the fuck duct tape? It's like, we can't see this. This is what a couch's supposed to be at. This is what the couch's supposed to be at. They don't put this shit behind the three-point line. This is a, I see what going on there.

Oh, I didn't even know we had people in the balcony. What's up, balcony? Nah, no, y'all in the back. We're talking about niggas upstairs. Y'all are the dick that's late. These are the dick that's lit. Okay, I'll see what's going on. Okay, what's up?

Got everybody, make sure we touch bases. Make sure we touch bass. Y'all have a good time. We're lit. I love my everyone. I love this shit. Hot as hell. But I love it.

Like, what is that to do? Because this shit feels like home to me. Y'all just got script clubs. Okay. Ass and titty. That's it. Come down to South Beach, see some more ass and tities. What's the best script club to go to?

No, man, I need to go. I don't want to see a bitch in there with the scratch mall looking like oatmeal pies and shit. You'd be like, damn, I love oatmeal pies. That's my little oatmeal pies. They changed your name the old male pie, bitch. What the better want to go to, G5? Who the famous scribble?

Who the most famous script in G5? Hold up, hold up. It's a lot of bitch that ain't been called. Hold up. There's a lot of favorites in this bitch. We got Diamond G Thriller. Hold up. I don't want to get no dance from G Thriller.

Who the fuck said G Thriller? Mm-hmm. They don't want to say that. Now. You didn't get a dance from a real nigger. You better quit playing. What's your name? G. Thriller.

Better thup. You better. Ah! He turned out of his home, boy. What's a bitch in their name G Thriller, boy? She lit. Why? She tall and fought, though.

She lit. Y'all ready? Look at my nigga here. Well, he'd be looking like he do cocaine, but he don't. You have shades on every show, but that nigga don't smoke nothing. He is sober. Y'all ready, man, we feel to get lit. I want to bring my motherfucker an OG out here

because I feel like to go back upstairs and hit their blunt. And when I come back down, we all are going to get on these stage and turn the fuck us here. We had some real niggas last show, but this show right here, y'all are the real drug dealers. Like, y'all couldn't come early. You had to make sure the plays come in the daytime and the nighttime. Like, look, bitch, I'm going to be back at 12.

Oh, look her. Look, look. She's like, you're setting them for a wrong over there. Hey. That complete, oh. That would happen when you got your mom and your daughter working together. That's right. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Oh my God. Oh, my God. Okay. Okay. Okay, I'm gonna leave out along. Oh shit.

Oh shit, that was hilarious. Who I'm bringing? Okay, my nigger. Look at Joe. Joe, why you be dressing like that, man? Every time I look at that nigger, that didn't remind me of pursuit of happiness. We're like, man. Go ahead, Joe, just take the day off, Joe.

Just take the day off. All right, all right, here we go. Pursue the day. Pursuit of happiness. I'm stupid. Now, this thing I'm about to bring it to the motherfucking stage. This is my motherfucker partner. This is my motherfucker-O-G.

You don't see this nigga all on BET, MTV. You already know what's heading on the 85 South Show. Miami, y'all start clapping your hands right now. Start clapping your hands with my doll. Carlos Miller. Pick it up. I don't know. But this world.

Sing it, black people. You know this shit. But I know why. This is a life Sing this shit for me Because I'm a thug I think it So proud of y'all

Turn it off, that's enough Joe, you for real Dressed like you're depressed You need to You look like you're about to have Coffee at a basketball game Cut it out What the fuck you're going through, bro?

Only thing I know is just wear clothes Short shirt, hat, bullshit, socks Talk to somebody. Hey, white lady, they put you in the front. Is this a set-up? I know a set-up one I see one. When you get a nigga from the 50s from? This motherfucker dressed like an old-school private detective,

just as I suspect it. What fuck wrong with you? You got a dance fight with Michael Jackson after this? Don't stop till you get enough ass. This is some bullshit. Oh, that's the girl. Hey! Nigger!

I ain't, though, till you looked up. I saw the light hit your titty print. Like, this is a real nigga. No, it ain't. That's a real bitch. Hey! Sweetheart, still magnolias. Hey, man, I am too half of this shit.

This is... Just fucking wish. You always dressed like that? That shit counter-fresh. Like, what you do? You pop lock or something? It just look like you go around. Yeah, fuck that shit.

How you got that white girl? You danced all the way home. Let me talk to you. Little freak-ass. All right, who else in here? Shout out to all the old drug dealers, but now you're the cable man. We've got 11 goals delivering mail.

What the fuck? Let me see. The single ladies make it to this show? All the way single. Like ain't nobody sending no dick pictures or none. Okay, all right. Where the ladies are who got a man, but you're still giving your number out just in case. Right next to the nigger, y'all bold as a motherfucker boy.

She clapped early. She was like, I'm gonna let him finish. Pussed, nigger. Hey, I don't blame you, like, these niggas, hell, man. I was on 95. I saw this girl, she had to blow out. This nigga put his seatbelt on. She got out, changed the flat.

I was like, I wouldn't even fucking. and even fuck that nigga because he don't get a fuck about you, Miss Lady. Let me help you with that flat and get that pussy up off you because if you fucking with a nigga

won't even help you change a flat. What the fuck is you really doing? You should be fucking niggas who dress like a pimp with a Dita suit, no shirt, can't go hat like this nigga. You're pimping my name?

You look real expensive. Stand up so the people in the back and see what a real nigga look like these days. What the fuck? Bro, is this an 80s party or something? shit. He looked like, you're going to stand up and battle this bitch. Oh, there she go right there. What the fuck going on in Miami, bro?

Oh, I love this city, bro. I love to go to South Beach and look at all them oblong-ass bodies. Boy, it is some bullshit down there. Everybody down there, everybody down that naked on South Beach. I seen a bitch in a hospital bed with her ass out on the side. They was wheeling her up, Ocean Drive. Amen. I can't believe y'all in this goddamn public library acting stuck up. This is bullshit. I'm telling jokes in front of the third grade auditorium.

This is on a basketball court floor. With duct tape in the middle. Y'all ain't even tried to hide the hole in the flow, man. Make this shit. Make this shit get old fabulous, man. We don't know how to act when we black, bro. We cover up shit like that. You just put the couch over there, then that shit never happened.

Hell, yeah. This is the couch you be sitting on when you first meet our family. Yes, ma'am. Yes. Bro, when you meet her mama, that should be funn as hell, don't it, really? Especially you meet old country, girl. Her mama ain't never seen you before.

When are you gonna give me some old grandbabies? Ma'am, your titty hanging out. Don't worry about it. I'm at home here. Bring me a wine, black, a mile when y'all come back. Two 11 still reserved. See, she'd know. She'd know.

When the last time you had a boyfriend? How long, though? Shit, that ain't even count. You gave up on niggas in third grade. Fuck this shit. I can tell now they're gonna be hell all my life. A niggas throw your dirt bike. that's what turns you into you.

Nigger, stop stealing from these women. You turn, oh, shit. My heart goes out to you. So you're saying if I give you a dirt bite. We can undo all this bullshit, right? Amen. I don't mean make jokes about gay people because I almost got junk by some gay dudes.

Bro, I came out to show They were laying on my hood They saw that Say what you said Say what you said Say what the fuck you said No, bitch, say what the fuck you said This is the only thing that scared me

Was this wrist Say what the fuck you said. Say it. Say it. No, say the joke. I don't want no smoke. Fellas, we need to start. This is the organization, man.

We need to. Can we hit? Y'all got the LGBTP. Let us just have elemental peter. Fellas, let's start on. Let me on pussy. That's what, that's our element opium. Oh shit, I'm stupid.

I'm the president. It was my idea. Join the movement. Okay. Fellas, this is really summertime, bro. These women freak as hell. We got to start bringing the old shit back, bro. We grew up and just lost it. I want to our imagination, nigga.

Let's bring back the Oochoochoochee. Y'all want to discuss it a little bit. You remember the Oochoochoochee hunting? Lays, you know how much problems you could eliminate with hunting, nigga? Bro, what happened with you an old girl from last night? Y'all fuck. Hell no.

We did the Ocicoochoochoochoochoochoochoochoochoochoo, Nita. Got to bring back fingering. Got to bring that back. Matter of fact, tonight when you lead this show, suck your lady titty in the car on the way home. If you ain't here with your girl, suck a titty on the way home. Ladies, if you went the shit, just pull your titty out and just see how long he'd be driving before he even

noticed your titty out. Just pull up at the rear, like, girl, you stupid. Titty's in the building. She started clapping. She's definitely gonna do it. Spreading my message this year. Fellas, you got to stop eating pussy with your ass in the air. Lay down. You freaky as hell, young man.

You was a freaky-ass nigger. What if somebody break in? He's going to shoot you because your booty is in the air. Off GP, you getting shot. Ladies, you got to call them out, too. Be like, niggie, lay down. Don't be eating my pussy with your ass. And call it now.

And call it a booty so a nigger feel guilty. Sir, your booty in the aisle. My bad, babe. My bad, my bad. Bro, these women freak as hell. Why y'all so freaky ladies? I was fucking with this girl. She gonna grab both of my ass cheeks and squeeze.

I had to hit that bitch with the elbows. I'm a real nigger, bitch. Get your hands off me. Don't you ever disrespect me like that. No, bro, she gonna cuff my ass. Niggins. Nigginskent when I... They play too goddamn much, bro.

Quit fucking with this girl, man. She tried the fuck out of me. She's gonna let some nut get on my stomach, bro. Like, you play too fucking much. This is weird. Delete your number. This is really therapy for me. Thank y'all.

I'm the only nigga that ever happened to? You ain't never had to run to the bear. I'm like, ugh, it's not on my leg. Drink some water, my nigga. Don't giggle at my shit. Laugh all the way. Alright. You're ready to move on.

I don't like how y'all judging me. No, you're acting like y'all better than me. Come on now. I ain't the only nigga in here. That'll be fucking till your sock come off. Come on now. You'll be hitting it from the back and your sock come all the way off. But you keep a little bit of toe in there for the grill.

All right, there you go. See, I know exactly how to bring them back. Y'all ain't shit. What are the ladies at that make hamburger help a real good, make it taste like a casserole? I'm looking. I got about two more weeks of being a host, then I'm going to go in the house

and some are going to be over with. Yeah, I've been thighting all of summer, posting dick pictures on Instagram. Instagram, just dick prints, everything. I've been out here a while. I'm about to get saved. I'm looking for a bitch who sell drugs or like a WNBA player.

Do they make money? They make enough money to support a nigga? What are the ladies there with them good-ass job? Work at the hospital, insurance. Yeah. That's not with a nigger. Make some more noise. How the fuck is, okay, I figure it out.

We y'all be flexing like hell ladies just because you have some money saved up don't mean you bawling. Bitch hell, $900, can't nobody tell her shit. And I might quit this pussad, y'all. You hold broke and the fuck. $900 is not a future. She said, it's a start.

Bitch, shut up. You wouldn't land 30 days. in the real world with $900 in Miami. Where the fuck you're going to live at? A Sandcastle bitch? This shit lit. I feel like I'm just sitting in my auntie how with all my cousins.

Much love to all the ladies in here, the mothers especially. Y'all have it rough out here. All the mothers. Shout out to the baby daddies, too. We don't get no goddamn credit. I had to shout the mothers out first just to be able to say that to y'all.

Baby daddies don't get. I'm talking about the good baby daddies. Niggas, like, the nigger who'll be having the toys on the 23rd trying to figure out how to put that hot wheels car together so you can show up on Christmas then be gone when the kids wake up so they can call you and tell you what they got like you don't know.

Daddy, I got a car. Nigger, you playing. For real, son, I got to come see that mother. I'm talking about them baby daddies. Niggas who get their baby mama odds amounts of money. You don't give her the whole 40. It'd be 30-7.

She asks for 100. You give her like 60. You know how we do. Real baby daddy shit. Niggas who don't even talk when they baby mama in the room. You niggas get sad. Talking to us.

I knew I wasn't tripping. If somebody, house arrest, bracelets or something going off, what was that? You straight? You ain't got to leave, dude. What is that? What was that sound? Oh, you didn't know.

I was just speaking to you because you bad, big teeth. I was trying to break the ice. What's up, though? How y'all doing? What's all? Don't be trying to steal my shit, lesbian, girl. Come up with your own shit.

You like that too much. He said, one's all, no. No. It only worked when you got a penis. A real one. Not the one you'd be wearing all the time. Fuck y'all. Y'all always.

Owen, shut up. That's how people get fucked up. Oh. Now that nigga feel like they got to do something. Now I got to shoot this nigga. Everybody said, oh. You don't just leave old with no action. You got to pus in the shots now.

Stop owing, instigating that. How are you doing midlady right here with the big red house? You like you can sing your ass off. What you do? I work at Humana. I'm just fucking with you. What you do over there? You're in the men's department.

The what? The male? Mill. They got a meals department. So that's just not food. There's got to be a whole meal before you even fuck with it. Well, don't put it on my motherfucking desk

if ain't no size with it. Ain't don't see no mashed potatoes, no beans, or nothing. It's not a meal. That's just chicken. Next. Like that, or it's some other shit? Are you, like, the meal coordinator? All right.

We're going to wrap after this. Because I need some of this. I need some sads to go with pussy. I'm tired of. No, because this 2018, fellas think about it, we've been eating pussy by itself. Just by itself. That's just protein, nigga.

You don't just go to the steakhouse. What? What? You don't just be eating pussy, but you're eating pussy by itself. They're going to go to the steakhouse and be like, just give me a steak. You get some corn, some mashed potatoes or something. It's got to be a side.

No, ass don't go with pussy. We tried that. See how they're trying to trick us in to eat. eating ass. Look how everybody discussing this shit now. Well, maybe Hawaiian sweet rolls go with that. My comedy is to make you think... Damn, she's fine. Say what?

No, see, I feel like if a nigga eat your ass, it can't just be like, the internet fucked up the ass eating game. Because you got niggins out here eating ass on the first date. They ain't asked your birthday. They don't know where your mama live. Mm-mm. It's not all right, ma'am. Because, see, that's the women I'm talking,

but they're disrespectful, bro. You being an ate all in her ass and then. She don't even call and check on you the next day or nothing. You didn't eat a whole booty. She ain't saying nothing to you to 2, 3 o'clock in the afternoon. She don't know if you got home safe or nothing. He said, because you ain't eat it right, shit. See?

You think eating her ass is proving her that you freak it. No, nigger. She don't respect you when you eat her ass. Look at your girl giggling, looking at you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. You know what she saved your name in as her phone? Booty Man. She lambed just like that.

Every time you call her and she with her friends. Bitch, be quiet, this booty man. Shh, shh, he got some shit to tell me. Ah! Shut up, I'm stupid bitch. babyish. Hey, boo. See?

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Whatever. I'm not being a hypocrite neither, bro. I see how you looking at me. I ain't used to my answer before. I didn't plan it, though. It was accident. Because I was eating the pussy, and I told her to scoot up.

I didn't scoot up enough. She left me. Hey, freak-ass lady, would you prefer a nigga eat your ass from the front of the back? Damn. Are y'all bitches in a choir? I don't know.

I can tell by how you talk, you don't mouth. What make you think you deserve to have your ass ate, ma'am? Don't, uh-uh, me, shut up. She got questions, I got questions. Like, what just put you in ass-eating class right quick? What are they? This bitch smarter than I thought she would.

You got ass like that. Say what? I'm just saying, like, it's me and this nigga want to know. He answered before I did. That nigga said, tell us, stand up. Hey, the nigga wanted to see the ass so bad. He said it out loud, but still in a whisper. Ain't that crazy?

Tell us, stand up. You mind if we look at it? But I'm saying, if we look at it, you got to bring it up here. Just come up here. and walk by the second grade stage and loop back around. You ain't got to stop.

I ain't going to fuck with you. I ain't even going to say nothing. Just bring the ass through here. No, I ain't going to roasts. I promise if she walk up here and let me and my nigga with the blue shirt see the ass. Hurry up before she going to them come

because you know D.C. don't give a fuck. No, come through here. Don't be back there high cabin. Niggas in the front want to see it. Come on now. This is the girl. who be getting her booty ate on the regular. Everybody in here can't even wait so we can see her.

Niggas eat a booty. Yeah, she make niggas eat a booty. Yeah, she make niggas eat a booty. Yeah, she make niggas eat a booty, yeah. All the way from the south side, yeah. You know, she used to work at Windy's, yeah. But when she quit that, yeah, you know, she went straight to tacos.

I've seen her yesterday when she was with her kids. Niggas be eating your ass. I think you lying. For real, you mean just, for real. There you go here, boo. You be making niggas eat your ass. Go ahead. I see why they be eating it.

They ain't with a little booty, a little snack. Little snack. They ain't too many ass. And niggie, eat that still be hungry. I'm, all right, go ahead. Go ahead. She'd be making niggas eat her. She'd be making niggers eat her.

They'd be eating on the booty. Now with the long-ass feet, she'd been like. She'd be in here talking about, eat my ass. You're going to eat my ass. You're going to eat my ass. Kung Fu Toes, nigga. Hold on, bro. There's a long-ass feet.

Dragonfly Jones, that's, that goddamn, hold up. Where you're going? You ain't going nowhere, feet. Big long foot ass. She be making niggas eat high. I bet she will. And if you don't, she's fit to kick your ass.

Where you're going? You ain't going no way. Sit out. I wasn't even talking about sex tonight. They brought up eating ass and shit. Ain't nothing wrong with eating ass. Just got to know what ass you eat. Exactly.

You got to make shit be clean. You got to pick the right time to eat the ass. You can't eat the ass fresh off a shift, fellas. You got to play with it because you dare poop, fellas. You got to go down there and play with it. Just fuck with the ass for a little minute. Be like, bitch, you try to get me. How you dug the poop?

Can't be in the ass. She just don't know where it coming. So you got to beat it out of them. Uh-huh. They tried to get me. You saw the nigga, that niggins. That nigger.

But the, no, the fun of the shit is he said you got to. Yeah, you got to get it up out of that. Yeah. Because when you eat that pussy, when you go straight to that ass, you got it. That nigger, that nigger,

pat the bottom of the ass like a drink you're about to open, I'm telling it. That shit, like open a can of pickles. You better pop that motherfucker. Oh, shit. Boy. I'm an ass.

I'm an ass expert. For real? That'll keep your bitch. Oh. I should keep your bitch around. I'm telling you. It's right there. The ass in the pussy this close.

They're beyond neighbors. They're right there. It's a duplex. The ass live upstairs. The pussy upstairs. The pussy upstairs. The ass down in the garage. Do not be ashamed.

They eat ass. Because she's going to try to embarrass you in front of her fans. You weren't saying that when you would eat my ass. Like, show all, show on. A friend would be like, girl, he crazy. I'll fuck a bitch up here. God damn right, I was in your ass.

Give me a kiss, baby. Give me a kiss. No, fuck you. I eat it proudly. I can count on my hand, though, how many ass I eat. How many? You got two hands? Five.

Oh. You used the old hands on me. Oh, oh. He had to look at his fingers to see how many. He said, oh, five. Yeah, about five. They lied, nigga. Three stage.

To all my niggas out here who got to eat some ass tonight, bro. Just know you ain't doing it by yourself. They ain't embarrassing either Go ahead It's embarrassing if you get your ass in there Look at all the ladies getting happy It's smiling and shit That's embarrassing

If you get your ass eight fellas That's bad nigga you took the words Right out of my mouth It's probably the niggins ain't gonna get their ass Aight tonight That's fucked up, bro I just told them Don't even touch me like that

I'm a gangster Right between that I don't even know That part is behind the balls I'm scared of it Oh nigga that shit feel too I only ain't wipe it I skip right over in the shower

I was like nope I ain't touching that shit I don't know what that is down there by shit I ain't touching that shit look at that I don't know what that is I don't touch it

that's the goose I should be into sometimes I should be done I gotta clean it air nine there but boy I ain't touching that I just I just can't get my ass

because I don't know what position you could be in manly to get your ass age you got to get eight out nigga you got to go ahead baby door uh uh go ahead

go ahead get in that motherfucker, man. Ah. Ah. They're going in there, too. Ah, gosh. They're going straight in there, too. Stop. Stop.

They're going straight in there. You in there clicking your heels together like a stripper, nigger. Oh, yeah, do that shit, bitch. Ah, nah. No, man. No. Nah, nigger, nah. No.

No. Oh, shit. You stupid as hell, man. Hell, man. Hell, nah. Hell no, nigga, nigger being that bitch. Oh, nigger, how do you even get into that shit? Oh, you up under that, huh?

What you're trying? Oh, I ain't, what going on there? Yeah. Oh, shit, yeah. Go ahead. Do that shit. Nigger, stop. Oh.

Bicycle my shit. Bicycle my shit. Bicycle my shit, bitch. Never. Hell no. Hell no. There's some niggins that do that shit, too, but you're a nasty.

There's some bids that do it. There's a bitch in here that dude. It's sitting right next to the next to the next to him. Why don't want to laugh? Why don't want to laugh? You don't want to laugh? You don't want to lie? Stop.

He got to go to the bath, too. I'm going to go to the bad, too. Hell nah, nigger. No. That's it ain't cool, man. Don't ever end up in that. Shit, I ain't no mad. I don't like that shit, nigger.

You got to get your ass eight. You got to sneak and eat the nigger ass. Bitch, I'm going to do some pushups. Go ahead. You are all in there, uh-uh. I don't know how to fuck you living. I don't live like that. I'm scared.

I keep my feet on the floor at all times. I take one leg at the bed and fuck that shit. Y'all get full of naked? Hell no. I don't be full of my socks. I keep my socks in my drawers on. I don't even like landing in a big bed and get head with my leg open like that. Uh-uh, bitch.

I'm straight. Go ahead. When I first died fucking, I used to fuck and I used to fuck through the boxer. That was my shit back in the day. You're old and fucking through the boss. That's what I used to do. You know how you gotta go find that motherfucker. You gotta go find a whole dread that motherfucker. I put it through.

Makes shit all the way out. Yeah, just because you used to get that guy used to get that pussy residue on the draws. Let you know you. That pussy residue got bleach in it. You ever get that pussy on the bottom of your shirt? It don't never come out. You can watch the shirt 15 times.

Pussy juice still new. Did you hear this thing? He said that pussy residue got bleach in it, nigga. That shit, hey, that shit don't never come out the bottom of your shirt. Real talk. I just say it's mustard. Yeah. And that shit get hard, fast than the motherfucker.

As soon as the wind hit that shit, it's like a cast on your shit. You're like, ah. God damn. I like when I knock the bitch's period on. Yes, too. Oh, yeah. I don't know about y'all, but I get teat. I see that little blood on my shirt.

I be like, ta-da-da-da-da. I killed another pussy. But this is the crazy part. You can tell D.C. a young nigga because he believed it. But she knew that person would come, that period would come eight months ago. But get what, no.

The period started this morning. I hope you don't try to fuck. It might come. It might not. She ain't boo-boos yet. You can't give a nigga like me, no. You can't even give me that to talk about.

So, shit is it been on your period before I can. I'm just going to take, that's an accomplishment. That's an accomplishment to me, brother. I don't know about you, but shit. That coochie get in, the worst shit is when it get in your pews, nigga. That shit get hard on your shit.

You try to wipe it off with the nut rag. Your shit get the popping out. You're like, ha. God damn, baby. See, you let your shit stay in there too long, you don't, nah. You're probably went to drink in the shower. You put his clothes on, went to work.

Nah, no, you can't. That shit get hard too fast. That shit gets hard too fast. It gets hard too fast. The only way you get that shit out immediately is you fucking in the shower. If you got to walk to the bathroom, that shit hard than a motherfucker by the time you turn the light on.

You're like, shit, I got funnel cake in my nuts. You ever be eating pussy then? Go look in the mirror. It looked like you've been eating a pap-ass biscuit. You know, went crazy on the bed. You're like, yep. Towed that ass up. Chewed it.

I love that shit. I love that shit. I'm the type of nigga keep that shit on my face. They walk around. Oh, you're going to talk about me. You talk about me, then. You got it on your face. You've been eating crispy cream donuts at the job.

Man, I'm going to talk about me. I'm a man, I'm gonna go fuck. Lord, you ain't got no kids and nothing. We just do what the fuck we got to do shit. I mean, that bitch, doing whatever we want to do right now. What, bitch, what you want to do? Shit, you won't walk around a nut on your face? I walk around with some of my mind.

Let's do it. This nigg is crazy. Hey, man, you bitch, bitch. There are three old niggas in the back. But it was freaking shit back then. That nigga right there. Sleep. That nigga is off to lean.

That nigga out of here. God damn, dude. That nigga, his ass ain't, he up out of him. Oh, look, he walked in a year, nigga. Wake up, nigga, don't look up. And what was talking about the police. No, Nick, the police. Yeah, I-O-G, that's what going on, me?

What wrong? She's talking about you ain't going to do that to my man. We were making sure he was straight. That nigga was out and that being knocked out. But the way you woke him up with some real love shit, you're like, God damn, get up, man. Here the niggas come.

Get the fuck up, nigger. They come. They get up. Man, let's see who in here tonight. There's a couple people in here. We got a shelf. Real nigga right here. She could be dance battling Michael Jackson.

Yeah, I already know. This nigga here. He's cool as fuck. What's up, G? Yeah, yeah. They got a whole tan outfit. I ain't never seen it. I'm gonna go this way.

This nigga out of 80s. That nigga tan like a motherfucker. Slate all day. Oh, gee, you got your outfit cool, but you tan not. Oh, gee, you got your outfit cool, but you tan not. Look it just like your stand. here tonight. Who we got?

What a birthday people at? Birthday people make some noise. Hey. Your line, bitch. What's the day? Happy birthday. What's today's day? Your line, bitch.

I'm running out of here. Where are you going, J.T. Oh, we got somebody. I was about to say, I'm going back to my man. Yo, got it right here. Y'all in Miami. Y'all better need these folks alone. Bro, my nigga got a whole coat on.

My nigga's hot dinner motherfucker. My name got a whole leather jacket on. That means. I got to watch these knickers. You bullshit. Hey, D.C. We in Miami. We're in Miami.

These nigg are first four day. We definitely got to watch OG right here. He got them dreads, nigga, the big thing. She got her mom in the building. No, that nigga shoot everybody in his head. He got cocaine on his back right now. He got the piggy nail too, that thing is a geyser. Oh, shit.

Look at my dude right in the haysians in here today. Look at my dude right here. He's sweating like a motherfucker. Who they're going to? Yeah, nigga, you. Uglai, nigga, right. About to walk around the crowd. Big-ass shirt.

Who do you see? Chico, who do you see Who y'all see? Tell me who do you see? It's a nigga where they're pissing in their pocket like in there. I bet they won't come over here. Tell me who do you see? I got to keep this shit in my bitch.

Stop playing with these folks, man, so we go home? Yeah. I'm going in the back. I'm going in the back. These are real niggas. Hey, you already know what this dude. Talk your shit. We got my nigger in this bitch with the night.

1970s Pimp Shoos red Gail. Looking like a player. You already know he probably's from the Himalayas. Woo. Looking like a real gangster. Okay. And I hope you ain't a wankster, but I'm going to keep going.

You know what it do. This is my nigger right here. We're going to name him Pimp Shoe. I said, Chico. Where you ain't? My nigger said it's worth it. Him and him ladies celebrating the anniversary, and we're in him. They've been married for some years.

He's been fucking a row. He said they got a couple kids. Okay. Okay. I need some help. My partner right here is a motherfucket shell. Hey. She's the woman of the century.

She ain't no shell. She work at an elementary. Hey. D.C., I want that drummer. Got the light skin girl in here with her mama. Where she ain't? They over here chilling. And they even bought bitch titties for the bill.

Hey, yo, Gano. You know he's a man, G, my nigga, YSEL, all the dope in Miami. You know it, because he's a big boy. He got the snacks in the trunk. He's trying to fuck with us. Okay, yeah. Keep them moving up and down. In the crowd about to see who is fucking around.

I said, Chico, this might sound crazy, but ain't nobody even said, Who are the white lady? I said that. She working, I hop, I burger. Yeah, baby, I heard her. Oh. Hey, D.C., listen. We're going to kick the rhymes tell it ain't none left.

I know the white girl, she in here fucking with the chef. She's gone together for about six years. And when she hit her with the rubber dick, she shed tears. Wow. Why? Cause she don't like the friction, yeah. She don't like the friction. Hey, she don't like the friction.

You're stupid, man. She don't like the friction. They want that plasticity, that plasticity, that plastic she wants, she wrote that plasticity, that plastic that plasticity. She wants that, she wants that, she wants that plasticity, she wants that. I'm telling you, my nigger, you can't get this real shit. Real shit, bitch, yeah. She's like, you better, you better put your dick on.

But put it on the grill. Put it on the grill. This is the 85 South show, bro. Hey, we like, fuck him. I told you. They're the real drug dealer right here. Oh, yeah, yeah. The last show was, like, nickel bags down.

Y'all liked the house and the ounces. I can tell. This is my kind of crowd right here, bro. You look at these ladies and tell, bro. They got other niggas names tattooed on them and shit. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I don't think you see this couple right here. These, niggas, nigger, fresh, and tact.

Nika, hold on, hold on. Oh, nigger, they're fresh. Oh, no, mother. Stop the music, hold on, hold up. This is black excellence. This is real hood. Real relationship going. Hold on, look at this shit.

No, no, O.T. stand up. Stand up with you woman. Stand up with your woman. Y'all bad. Come on up here. Gooch it down to the car. Y'all show us some love. I'm talking about real bad.

Everybody who ain't clapping, you a whole hater right. Ooh, yeah, boy shit. Come up here on stage. They got to see the Gucci. They got to see the Gucci. They got to see the Gucci. Boy, y'all ain't bullshit. They are not bullshit.

They ain't, sit down. Boy, hey, if this was show the train, we'll push y'all on the scramble board. That's how it's supposed to be. You and Gucci, your girl in Gucci, your kids win Gucci. How they're gonna be dancing, How they're gonna be dancing out of eye?

Huh? How they're gonna be dancing out of eye when they turn it dance? When they figure out the board. When they turn it, ah, uh, ah, ah, ah. I miss the soul train. That was that real deal shit. Then they're gonna kick the shoes out like this.

Yeah. Stop playing. Them the real Gucci, too. I ain't bullshit. Oh, yeah. Like that nigga on Instagram with them Nike. Did you buy hugs first before you bought yours? I love that nigga.

That's my favorite nigga. Did you buy hugs before you bought yours? They got them. Oh, you bought your before you bought her? She didn't want to stop. Oh, she bought her on. Oh, okay. So you just told her you were going to get them and they were on sale.

Like, bitch, you better come down here and buy some. She had better get it like me. You were a real nigga, you told her what were going on. They were on sale. You know, real nigga about some Gucci's on sale. Take the tag off. That's your old lady right there? That's your lady right there.

That's what's up, man. How long y'all been together? Oh, you was in Long Beach, too? You're in Long Beach. Oh, she got those and look at that. Oh, so you went down. Hold up. We had a show in Long Beach.

The long beat took a shop and said, hold up, baby, we're gonna wear that shit when they come down into Miami. That what happened? Y'all gangsters good. Oh, y'all just fresh every day? You just clean every day, nigga. You just wake up this one. Hey.

Hey, D.C. DC. D.C. I ain't even like they fresh every day. Niggily, you're doing this because it's an occasion. Uh-huh. Fuck wrong with this. You're going to look like this tomorrow.

Ugly, boy. You know why he cool with dressing like that? like that, pressing the like, because he had it already. He was like, yeah, baby, that's right. I'm about them Gucci's. God damn. We're gonna wear them Gucci's together. Stop, right. Stop.

Put the Gucci's on, leave the Gucci's on. Just the ass. And I'll hold your balls up. Bitch, yeah, put my balls down. I don't eat like my ball mess up, Lord. What? No, all that. Shit, bitch, stop.

Do it again. Do it again. I'll punch your daddy. Go ahead. Do it again. Those shit's a tender, bitch. Let you live here, Dee. Them balls down now.

This shit is a ball peanut. If you were to say, do that wrong, bitch. We're gonna cry, huh? Bruh. Man, I'm sorry, I don't think they understand how tender that shit is, man. If you and your ball's too hard. If you're in an abusive-in-relationship,

push that nigga to balls. I bet that nigga stop. He even looked like he won't do something. Bitch, I'll hit you and don't. Bray, man, your balls sucked on too hard. Feel like somebody had pushed you in the stomach. Yeah, that you. Get the fuck on, bitch.

Get the fuck on, bitch. D.C. right, ladies. Be gentle when you're on the balls. Don't get the sucking on the nigger shit like you're trying to pull my nut out the sack, you got a nigga nut sack stretched all along. Like, bitch, ah, stop. I mean, one time.

Because they're not sensitive to our knees, bro. They don't understand that we are already pregnant right now. Real talk. There's people in there. Be careful with my children. Millions of them. No, for real. They don't understand.

I mean a bitch heading to hit my shit through her. My dick went straight on soft. She's talking about, what wrong? You're not interested? I'm like, bitch. I'm about to cry. I don't know if I'm about to die. I mean, I don't know if I'm about to die.

I mean, somebody have an asthma attack. That shit hurt. Shit. That thing is, I'm about to cry. You're talking about, what wrong? I'm like, bitch, call the ambulance. Fuck, you're talking about, you bit me. I got a slow leak down there, bitch.

I feel it. It's a slow, bitch. Hey, man. I got a slow leak down there. That shit hurt, bitch. Fuck, you're talking about. He said, he's about to cry. He said, I got a slow leak down there.

I feel it. I can call her alambs. I don't know why them balls so sensitive. Man, I don't know why. I don't know what it is, that, but get what, when they work. Oh, shit. They do that, bitch. Bro, this shit's so educational.

No, for real, we gotta, we gotta give them that real shit. Cause they feel like celebrity don't go through. I'm right, I ain't no celebrity. Just a real nigga that made it. Yep. All of us is. I still got roaches. We just like y'all niggas.

Nigger, why? We just like every last one. What you mean, why? Shit, I don't know. Shit, I don't know. I'd be like, hey, bro, why the fuck y'all want to keep staying right here? He's y'all get the fuck out from around here, man. God damn.

I'm somebody. right now. They won't leave you alone, they didn't move with you. Man, I tried to tell you, I tried to compromise with them, I'm like, look, I got them, I know a nigga with a big house. What y'all nigga want to do? I don't even talk to this, niggins. Hey, man, something wrong with that nigger, man.

Because I can really see him gathering all these roaches up. We're going to the big house now, y'all. They all don't get in here, man. Like, you, roaches, roaches, they know, bro. They know. I swore on everything. Just tried one time. I had rode to come in one time, and we had come in one time.

I'm like, don't do that. Do that. I didn't know where the fuck on. Man, something that's fucking wrong with you. Oh, my God, man. I don't know, I fuck with them. That's just the ass I'm gonna fuck with. They bite.

They let you know they in your house. They let you know, think we on your skin. I'm like, god damn, roaches, they just crawl on you. Man, you didn't have a rough-ed life, bro. And then when you flick them, they just be like, my bad, I don't want to be out here no more, man. How the Roach Take Off Fly? They'd be like, my bad.

Hey, man. Bro, we can't take this nigga nowhere. You can't, bro. And they fought with you. And they let you know who your real friends is and that. Because when you get a real, when the roach come through, motherfuckers, be like, oh, man, you got roaches. You be like, nigh, I know.

Shit, you ain't gonna tell me? Shit, I stay here. But when the Rhodes come out and your partner see it and he just continued these conversations, like, yeah, yeah, bro, you know what I'm saying? That's your real friend right now, boy. That's your real partner, you hear me? He is not gonna tell on with you.

Oh, my God, man. That's a real nigga. Then you just gotta dabble money when you do it. You be like, you saw that motherfucker. That's real shit. I fuck with you, my nigga. You is a real nigga. Nigger, stop, bro.

I don't see it all. No, it's a nigga here with everything you said. I fucked with D.C. right there. Probably my Haitian nigga right there. He was like, yeah, I feel you, nigga. I'll be talking to my roaches too, we fuck with them. They scatmy from time to time, though. You know, they creep up.

You know, because certain rooms they're supposed to be in. What room they're supposed to be in? Like, educate the people. They really are supposed to be like, in the hallway, you know, behind the door, you know, up under the rug, every now and then, you know what I'm saying? Living room. Not the kitchen? Oh, no.

That's when they come disrespectful. All in the refrigerator. You're like, my nigga, I'm letting you live, bro. Don't be in my refrigerator. I'm a fool, my nigga. God. Damn. Now, I got to go find that nigga.

He up under the end. This, nigga. You got to take shit out like you moving this shit just to find this, nigga. Oh, my God, man. I mean, one was in the book. I'm too half of this, bro. Fuck that.

I remember one was in the microwave. He called his ass slipping. Stop. I had my noodles in that bed. That nigga came in. I was like, uh-un, pop. Foo. I'm gonna get your ass today, nigga.

Fuck wrong with you. That nigga went to blow it up. Pah, pow! I'm like, yeah, nigga, fuck wrong with you. Let that be a message. Oh, my God, man. Man. Let that be a message.

I ain't see a roast for a week scrape. The news got back how you killed this. I thought I'd got rid of everybody. I was like, yeah, they heard about a nigga right here. Dude. They heard about it. He heard about it. They got scraed out.

D.C. said, Roy on fire in the microwave, man. You bullshit. Give him about a week. Give him about a week before we go back out there, man. He's tripping. The roaches under the fridge was like, that nigger's mad, man. Mad man.

That niggas called the meeting. I told James to stay at the kitchen, I'm tell ya. Hey, me behind the door where we're supposed to be at. Don't be in the kitchen no more. Fly burning, niggas. Well, my sister got them bad, no. I'm talking about bad, bad. Like, f.

She got them bad, man. They're running fast as head when they no use on them, bro. They're bad, man. I'm gonna be out of that bitch. How they be? Oh, some of them'll be too excited to fucking around and flip on their back. Like, damn, I'm a die today. I'm going to die today.

God damn it. I'm going to die today. Hey, man. Hey, man. I quit, man. I'm a daughter, day. Hey, man. The nigger, D.C. said the roach that flipped on his back.

That nigga flat. You know what? That's probably how roaches is down natural causes, nigga. D.C., you ever see that little baby roach and be like, where is your mother? Nigger, fuck that. I'm a killer. Ha! Let that be a message.

No, man. To your brother's. And sisters, bitch, I do not play. Hey, Flah, you ever see that... But Roach is the only bugs that have a whole childhood, bro. Yeah, you ever see the roach that die of natural causes? Ain't nobody stepped on them, but nothing. He's just on his back with his legs flipped there like this,

thing. Yep, that's the one you don't touch. That become, that become like a statue. Hold up, fly. You gotta put that nigga in a certain corner, like, yep, I know they be over here, like, yep, put that nigga right there. Hey, Gico, you ever see that, you ever see a roach again? Like when you try to smash that bitch and you don't find it,

then you see that bitch again. His wing be fucked up and shit. You're like, damn, that's the roach from three weeks like, oh. That's why I'm scared of cockroaches, brother. I built up the courage to step on one in the kitchen one night. Man, I stepped on that bitch and lift my foot up. That bitch was like, man, fuck wrong with you, dog. I'm out this bitch.

This nigga tried to kill me, bro. I'm like, they're invincible, nigga, no. Let me tell you something. This one I stopped giving the fuck about roots. My mom will help me do homework one time. I was at the second grade, nigga. At this time, she was making me kill all the roaches. If you see one, you better get it.

I'm a whooping your ass. I'm like, what, bitch? That's precious. Getting a weapon for not killing a roach right here? Fow! Fow! I ain't trying to get my ass, beat, you hear me. Turn it to the exterminator that motherfucker.

I know I've seen about three hundred minutes. This nigga, Jim Curry at the house, nigga, oh my God. Nigga, I'll never get, she'll have me to do some homework, nigga. I'm doing some mad. I'm doing some fraction.

I'm going to do some fraction. This shit hard and fuck. I'm like, fuck these two of them, Oh shit, fuck. Nigger, one goddamn crawled on the wall, like, my mama said, got down. She ain't even, look at that motherfucker, she ya, fah. Had that motherfucker in her hand, that bit was just moving.

She was like, uh, continue. I'm like, this bitch is for real. Your mama, ex-man, dog. Boy, had that motherfucker in her hand the whole time. How was the head moving, bro? The road was moving on. She was trying to let them know, niggas, stop playing. Stop playing with me.

I said, this lady for real. Hey, man. I don't talk to this nigga, bro. This thing is crazy, man. I got rope stores for dirt. I know, bro. Well, one more time, take off what time, how the roach flick off of,

bro? With what? When you flick the road, when you flick off, like, mother! Hey, I ain't gonna lie, bro. My sister got no bitchy bad, bad. Like, b, bha, bad. And she don't want to, she don't want to admit it's her fault.

It's bitch, it's your fault that these motherfuckers is everywhere. And soon as we come over there and we say something about it with life. Listen, you got roaches, you got roachers. But when they start fucking with people, it's a problem now. It ain't, it ain't. He's hugged for you. You'd be like, get back.

Them nigga, be like, nigga, fuck you. They're in my house, too. I'm like, look, you need to get your roaches. Then she'd be getting mad. Time out. Time out. I'm like, well, bitch, maybe I don't. Fuck you and my nieces.

I'm out of here. Let's go. Time out, T. This bitch, it's crazy. That pick the roach over me, bitch. That nigga said he told his sister, bitch, you need to get your roaches. Bro, they be tripping, bro.

Like they pets, get your roaches, but they're tripping. But then, I'm used to them, so I ain't really tripping, you feel me? I'm, I'm like, flicked the cup of like, you know what I'm saying? That's just how it is. And I'm telling her how I'm like, look, bitch, we got to eat standing up, bitch. This shit, no, everybody in the house is like that when they're playing their hand. Like, man, this shit here, bitch, ah, we had a barbecue. Everybody standing up, having a good time.

I wouldn't eat shit over there. He crazy, fuck. You got aluminum floor, everything, three, four times. Brother, thanks to you, I finally know how to duck grocery. You got to go. Macaron and cheese up on the, all this shit. Oh, man. Bro, they, are they take, was there somebody taking pictures

or was they giving us the light? Oh, they can't tell them more. They're trying to get us out of here. We didn't overuse the auditorium, nigga. They got a... Man, there's a hotel. Ain't about standing in this bitch. They got...

Shit, nigga. He nigger need goddamn help. They need to go goddamn help. You don't even know T.D. Jake's going to be in this motherfucker tomorrow afternoon giving a sermon. They got to get the room ready. They're trying to get us out of here and get this bit blessed. Ain't nobody put it. Man, who's been in here saying we've been to him?

Nobody. I don't even know if we're supposed to be in that bit. They got a pool in that bit. They're going to fuck the pool up. Let's just go swimming. You know black folk love a pool. Yeah, we'll go to the pool, but ain't nobody going to get in here. Yeah, we'll go to the pool.

We'll go to the pool and I ain't even have a room in this. The only person going to be in the pool is that girl that's their niggins be eating her ass. I ain't getting in. No, you got black jail all in the pool. Oh, my God. Well, you know, black people go to the pool. We ain't got to stay in this bitch. You stay here, no, I stay around here.

Excuse me. Krz. Somebody had to tear this bitch inside neighborhood. This bitch tripping. Hey, what noise you make when you jump in the pool? That way you got to get in the water, so you're going to get kicked out. Diggin' running, you're about to swim anyway.

You're like, oh, they go to the man, just. I can't swim. Fuck that. They ain't gonna come get you out of the pool. Nigger, how many niggas in here can swim? Come get me. You see how y'all raised your hand because y'all ashamed a little bit?

Y'all ain't even clap. He was like us. Who can't swim? That shit is a ass. How you can't swim? Niggas. Ain't nobody ever took. Nicker wasn't no pools in my neighborhood.

Man, you know how you learn about swimming? Dumping your stupid ass in the nine feet? And they tell you how to get out. You might stop drop down. I wouldn't be here. I haven't dropped. They were like, you know how to swim now? You'd be like, shit, I think so.

Shit. I almost just died in that motherfucker. No. This is what you call swimming. I think I do. I'm going to swim. I'm going to die, fly. I'm going to die.

I'm going to show you why I'm going to die. I'm going to show you why I couldn't jump and wade. What? You see my head, nigger? If I jump in the pool, nigger, ain't no floating, my shit taking me down. Head first. Yeah, you're going straight down.

Straight down. I got a buoy on my neck, nigger. I'm going to go. straight down. As you dive, life jazz, they're coming right in. They don't know what happened. It's a head injury. I'm telling you, they look like they work for six

renter car, nigga. They're on their own shirts, boy. Y'all look like y'all supposed to be at the airport giving an tent service. They don't know. They're going to get fired today. They're just happy they got a job. Whoever owned that company is smart than a motherfucker,

bro. He doesn't have all these hoodbishes. He ain't never going to have no loss. And the fuck, get your ass out of here. Show over. a bag, fuck you Tombaugh, bitch. And you better not say nothing because she got. The one with the big titty is the manager, look.

Yep. She can't even put her, she can't even cross her on top of the titty. That's why her shirt a little bit darker orange than everybody else. Right. Her shit red. Bitch, when you make it to the red level, that means you to beat a bitch ass and a showbook. Supervisor. That's how she'd be talking to them.

If y'all bitches ever want to make it to red and do what the fuck I say around this, bitch. or you'll never have a red shirt around their hole. I'm like, oh, my God. She is a whole gangster. I'm like, I don't give a fuck. I type of a nigga that a customer manager, the fuck out. And then apologize, be like, I really do need this job, so I ain't really.

I just had to show you I want no bitch-ass-a-nigger. I wasn't going for all that, but I apologize, though. Can't be out here like that. I still got my job, right? Bro, you out. You're out. God bless you, God bless you, God bless you. You're about to go get a need.

Brother, remember, suck a tit in the car on the way home. And don't let her. bicycle your shit when y'all get to the house, nigga, just tell her no. Oh, shit. Bro, we got to get the fuck out of here. We got to take pictures and all that shit. They say he ain't no real dope that until you get head by a cranky.

Hey, man. No. Hey, Miami, we love y'all, man. We love y'all, man. We love y'all, man. We love y'all, man. We love y'all, man. This is the 85 South show, man.

Keep fucking with us. If you got to pitch a ticket, come take pictures with us and fuck with us. If you got me to greet tickets, we'll be back out here. This nigger is retarded. Oh, these niggins are in here, say, cocaine. Y'all, they know what going on.

Stop saying shit like that. For a dub, these niggins get good money. I had the wrong. I had to hand me down was, boy. I didn't even had nobody hand me down shit. My sister was... My sister... Man, so I couldn't shit down.

It's a creep, it's creepy. Bro, I remember when I was in like Junior had the coolest shit to have it, though. shit to have in the whole school was like Mickey Mouse watch. Mickey Mouse watch. Mickey Mountain Watch. I remember. You gotta have a Mickey Mouse watch with your racing jacket.

Yeah, that was my shit. You remember the only. Racist, yeah. You don't get your A-Rex. Yeah, no. You're gonna A-Rank. You're supposed to be on snowfall, man. Get your old.

That's my head. Icebird, nigga. No, Nick. With the matching hat. I'm gonna go escape with the big ass. Nigger. In D.C., niggas, niggas was wearing cleats like Wrangler shoes.

Oh, soccer cleats. Nick, niggas will walk around. Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap. Nick, you ain't never listen to nobs today in here like with a big-hand jacket. With a big-hand jacket on going skate. But you're from the South. Yeah, it's not as proud, man. Who wants to do it?

You can't have cat. No, don't have any do it. Can't have any do it. Can't go in the hair. You sure don't know that. You can go down. All right, here we go. God, thank you for another opportunity to do what you have blessed us with the gift to do.

We thank you for role, mercy, getting us here. We ask for the same role of mercy. getting us back we ask the crowd us reception to the jokes we thank you for putting this brotherhood together and letting us just come and just build and just do this in your name and we just ask for another great 85 South show your name we pray amen amen hey hey hey man yeah we got uh it's four quarters mics so you got to work about the cord they got to hold on stage yeah and then cats gonna do his thing mom we're ready to ride right now yeah we can start whenever you i want to

they still see people but i don't wait but they're like in the house they're just at the bar. That's kind of how it's how it. That's how it. Fuck it, let's make it 31. All right, I know what that means exactly. I don't know how much. Oh, I don't know how to turn that bit. Hey, uh, I had went to finger lick here.

Hey, um, Chad, Chad, look, uh, let's grab it. Come to the second show. Ooh, Scrappy. Scrappy. What, have me, careful with Chad, though. They come to some. I got to get the music from Chico D.C. and motion. I'm gonna go bring Chico out.

You're gonna be a couple minutes. Going viral every day. Chico, I'm only gonna be a couple minutes. Hey, you gotta get it. Oh, no, you gotta get it. That old white man shit's going crazy by the most. That old white man shit, the old white man joke, that Lowe network is stupid. You can get lost in D.C. I'll give them Chikos right now.

It's post that shit. I got to chop it twice to put on it. I got to chop it twice to put on ice because it got to be up. Twice. Naked. You didn't see it? You didn't see this? I'm just sitting here, man.

That you're so fucking . I told me. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? He was right now. Trick that. Well, it's a special way I fold my black and I push your head about that.

No. No, I want to come out of the other. I'm running. I want to hit his head. I want to hit that's head. Woo. Uh, uh, uh, uh, woo.

Uh, uh, woo. I gotta have some trick dad, man. I need a trick dad. Oh, yeah. I need to me. I need to me. Damn,

Nick. Okay. I thought I thought I was, Chris Brown. Chris Brown, running. Chris Bill. Chris Bill.

And trick. And trick. And then. Man there for uh... For love. For love. You know, she called,

this the artist, he was a man, man, my name, but you're gonna eat around. I asked him about him right here

with him. You know, all in here, you're gonna get, with me with them. I asked him about him. I asked him about him. I asked him about him.

Bizzle naked hustle. Bizzle naked hustle. What? What? You think you guys that this morning? That's like the right now. Hey, yeah. I'm trying to tell you, I got the bottom of the garage now.

I got farther. Don't make you make me. My shit, bad. You stick you too? Hey. That's real Florida. Man. Man,

this is my man. Man, we're in Florida, man, get right. Man, get it right. Man, this by shit, man.

Man, we're in Florida. Man, Miami, to be exact, man, my 85 sauce show. You know, that's going to come up. No. No. She should have been crying in chat. I'm gonna girl.

She cried for nothing. I said the wobble and wobble. Yes. What? That's one. That she was crazy. They're talking about that shit. Keep it low.

I'm like, how low? Lower than an ass cheek. I said, A.O. I said you think it is? You got a little business, fucking service out there. They got all type. Bad bill, motherfuckers over that. Bad bill.

I sing some tears scoops since. Two little titty balls. Yeah, they were little and fuck. They were little and fuck, but they were like, perfect little balls in a shirt. Like, why have you got some titty balls? You had a little titty mons. But wasn't it?

They were just like, black chested, but you could see, like just a little stu-a-haired-up. No, I don't know. It was just like a little titty ball. Like little titty ball. Terrible. That was some stupid ed. Why didn't so many young chicks

No, they never had the right brother. It ain't, like, it's not even enough. And they try to go get, they try to get the breast shit, and you can tell, because now you just got a chest with just like two fish right here. You can tell, like, the bullshit. Bitch, ma'am, this shit gets bred on in your neck, you just have what's worse. The ass, the ass, braced at one place, what? She don't connect with the legs

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