The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The 85SouthShowLIVE at The D.C. Improv Part 2 W DCYoungFly Karlous Miller & Chico Bean | Ep. 111

Episode Date: December 29, 2017

The 85 South Show At The D.C. Improv Part 2 w/ D.C. Young Fly Karlous Miller and Chico Bean Support the show! https://www.85southshow.com/shop/ In the second live 85 South Show from The D.C. improv Karlous Miller, Chico Bean and D.C. Young Fly return to talking shit, free styling, beat boxing and talking shit with the audience. Of course Tim checks in for another shift! FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Parano advisory is advised. This context and language is not suitable for children. Shit might be said that might hitch up under the skin, and it might be a low blow. But guess what? It's funny as fuck, no. We got Tid eyes in the building Say what, say what

Say what Today's in the building All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio Today's in the building With your stacking ass You're gonna be in New Year's in church With your stagging ass You're gonna go straight back to work

With your stagging ad While your kids still playing up in dirt With your stagin' ass Hold up your alternated on world With your staggin' air Now you gotta try to crank it first With your stagin' ass Oh shit, you gonna be late for work

With your stagin' ass And you ain't gonna have no fucking dog With your stagin' ass Hey We don't bend up and see with the shit Tell it too Fucking these holes on the low Niggas talk about

Them n'niko funna hang with that shit But I'll fuck your bitch And I'll pay that rent And anytime she called me She gonna get off on these dick Now ain't tell it where you might see me I'm posted in the ain't But I might jump on the plane

In Palé vu la Franté because my I got the jokes I'm everywhere You see me with it I'm up in Africa I'm telling jokes in different cities Nigger went to Germany And felt some different cities Hey

Nigger went to Germany And felt some different titty Hey, eh Niggum went to Germany And felt some different tits I say they smile and they round But felt some different Titty! Hey!

I like smoking weed I like it in high I make bitches mad like B.C. Youngfly Bitches walking out, bitches pulling up I'm apologizing But then I say I don't give a fuck

I'm crazy man I'm crazy man I'm crazy man for a crazy man If you give him some of that pussy he'll give some of his dick to you give him some of that pussy girl I don't like asking

Give some of that pussy baby I don't like asking. If the pussy is real good, then please don't give me some. But if this pussy is great, then Carlos really want some of that pussy girl. I don't like asking. 85 85 85

85 80 5 Nicky God damn I'm ready to I got a little story Okay

I'm gonna share it with y'all What do it My baby and mama Like the fuck these niggas that's tall Oh That's okay She slang the pussy like she'll hooker She didn't hit the golden lottery

This nigg is a seven-footer Damn I'll pull up at the crib, trying to see what it's about, uh, this nigga, six foot 11, put no shoes on, laying on the couch. What? That's okay. I don't want none.

Niggas start some shit, pick my son up, and I always take my gun. Yeah. Hey, that's why I be fucking with a gun in my hand. You never know if this bitch got a man. Hey, but listen, understand.

I got a back bit, ain't no fearin to go ham. The legend of that shit. Tony Bob Jim Chou Féin And a son When a dolly with a tea And so-n-n-nong-in-n-n-n-n-k And I'm sad

I'm don't know-o-o-dum-d-d-dun-you Sent-touching forth Yeah Yeah I'm a son-o-tong-you said I've sinned now And those sinned down I'm giving you the best that I've got

Y'all. Baby. I don't know nothing about that. Yeah, I don't need me. You can see. You got that little hair cut like a rich black lady in the 30s. Yeah, count money real fan.

Nah, that's 1500 right there. Walk in the place. What do I see? A big girl with the boot tag. What the last time you said the boot tag? That shit. They got a gangster lady in the car. What's so gangsta later?

Got the iPad John. What's all? Oh, fun and so. I fuck with a lady with an app patch on. She'll never see half the shit I'm doing. I saw you with that bitch. You ain't saw shit. You better turn this way and see I was by myself, bitch.

Who are you going to believe? Me or your lying ass I. I'll tell the fuck it with you. You got an iPhone? Who don't have that door? Hold up. Who doesn't let that door? Hold up.

Hold up. Who da-da-da-to-d-d-d-nigna-d-nigger, banging on the door. Who-da-da-da-da-da-d-doh? Nika-da-da-do. Don't have a n-n-a-n-doh. That ain't nobody, bitch. Fella, fuck. Give me your girl, compliments, man.

Compliment every goddamn thing. Everything. Just hype your lady up. They love that shit. Women love some goddamn compliments. These women look so good now, gay niggas to take them from you. Yeah. They don't know. they'll just take them gay niggas

cause they gonna compliment the fuck at them uh-uh bitch what you doing no you didn't bitch with the clear skin bitch for real edges just laid the fuck down like they sleep bitch that ain't baby hair bitch that's infant hair your baby hair is infant hair

bitch you killing these hos with the crinkly no crinklies no crinklies no crinklies no you didn't killing these you know what bitch you kill it killing me. Kill me, bring me back to life. Kill me again, bitch. Yes. Yes. Eyebrows doing what the fuck they're supposed to do. Yes, bitch. School me. Rule me, bitch. They just throw shit,

dick. Uh-uh. What is you doing? A little chocolate? No, you didn't, bitch. With the cute little line of looking like a Hershey boss. Stop, bitch. You better stop. This man that shit looked like he's about to have surgery in the morning. That's it right now. He got surgery in the morning. Head drama. He got surgery in the morning. Head drama.

He got surgery in the morning. Hill drama. Keep it going, DC. Hey, yeah, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, uh, uh, uh, huh, ha, ha, uh, uh, uh, uh, Get on Don't stop, man Do get around my

K'i-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-a-e-a-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Hey, hey-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. D-C. Two-old-down shows. We love y'all, baby. Fuck you be. This small as fuck. Yeah, I'm now lost in the back.

I was like, dude, who's who I do with it? My nigga, Carlos Moodle! All right, right. What you gonna wipe me up for being 30 minutes late? Much as I do round this motherfucker, I did. Who are these guys? It's us. We in this bitch, like the fetus. First of all, Chuck Brown, busting loose.

You got that how does it feel? God, damn. I'm cut it off. First of all, my name is Chico Bid, and I'm from Washington, D.C., for anybody who didn't know. You know what I'm saying? Born and raised, really born and raised in the city. You know what I mean? All D.C. public schooling system, so I don't know how I do math, either, just like the rest of y'all that went to D.C. public school.

Oh, none of us know how I do math. If they didn't give a fuck about us, nigga. They were just trying to make sure we didn't get shot before we graduated, nigger, in the third grade, nigga, don't get bus. Stay out to go-go. Who from D.C. in here? Who not from D.C.? Oh, well, okay, motherfucker.

Salute to all y'all immigrant-ass niggers in here. Get to enjoy this safe-ass D.C. now. This new D.C. That's safe and full of white people walking dogs and shit. Y'all are lucky as hell. You all I mean These white people just It may you know I mean

I hate to be the same like I'm racist But I'm a little bit racist when it come to that Because like I couldn't walk through these neighborhoods And I was born and raised here Now these white people just walking through Welcome to the border So some quarters

It's like what the fuck What the fuck are you just walking through the border Nigger what type of shit is that Come here mumbo sauce You're to name the dog Mombosauce And you're from the border I have officially lost it But I'm happy y'all came out, man

Make some noise We're coming out to the DC Imprive And rocking out with the 85 South show Anybody ever been to the DC Improv before? Yeah, I know y'all niggas like, digger, this shit is clustered, fuck then I'm over. It's okay, though. We're safe in here, man.

You know what I mean? And I love coming back to the city, man, because it's like every time I love coming back to the city because of the people that's from here but I don't love coming back to the city because of, you know, how they gentrifying our city, man. I'm from uptown.

Like, I go to the 14th and U Street and see the best buyers and the targets and all that shit, and they still got CHV up, like, that shit just not supposed to be there no more. I swear to God, man. This shit is like, ugh. I miss Marion Berry. He would have never let this shit happen, nigger. Marion Barry is the greatest. That's our president, nigga.

If you're not from D.C., don't ever disrespect Marion Barry and call him a crackhead from front of nobody from D.C. Because that bitch set him up. He said that shit on the tape, you can. The fuck is wrong with y'all. The crazy thing about it is, like, being from the city, like, this new shit that they got, the DMV shit, like, it took me a while to get used to that. I ain't going to lie, because I'd be, like, other places. I travel all around the country, and they'd be like, hey, you're from D.C.? I'm like, yeah, okay, DMV, no, nigga, D.C., okay?

The DMV is where you get your license, nigga, that is not a place where you're from. You can't be from D.C., Maryland, Virginia. That's not a place. It's D.C., Maryland, and Virginia. It's nothing wrong with being from Maryland and Virginia, but you've got to distinctify that shit. And the thing is, there's certain parts of Maryland that always counted. Like, this is how we counted wherever that, you know, you was involved.

If you came to the go-go, if your neighborhood was always involved in the go-go, then we respect you. Temple Hills, Capitol Heights, you know what I mean? Forrest Village and all that shit, you know what I mean? Seat Pleasant. All them niggas was always in the go-go. They never really seen no Virginia niggas in there like that. I'm gonna go ahead and be honest.

Big G ain't never been like, Alexandria. Come on. Yeah. Penaugar City, boy. Put your hands up. Yeah. Seminero. 395, so, yeah.

Never. Niggas would have been like, who the fuck are they, nigga? Cut the lights on. I want to see the Alexandria boys, nigger. Where are them niggas at? Where is the woodland niggas? I need to see them niggas.

Because they is really unique in this motherfucker. People don't understand if they're not from D.C. How much that meant to you. Like, hearing, your name called out, your neighborhood name, or your person. If you got your name called out, nigga, you was a superstar. And whatnot. And then, you know, they got all these twerking videos and shit out now. But that shit, oh, to us, nigga.

I remember used to watch tapes of my uncles in them, and the Ibex, nigger. Oh, my God. The Ibex was a fucking, oh, my goodness. That was, niggas used to just fuck in there. They didn't give a fuck. The essence at the ibex, nigga, used to be bitches hanging off the balcony with no draws on, shaking their ass. You don't know how many times I'd beat my dick to go-go-tap, snigger, like, ah, I can't wait till it's my turn. You all I mean, that song's always been full of ass shaking.

Doing the butt is one of the greatest songs ever. Walk in the place. What do I see? I beg girl with the boot tag What the last time you say The boot tag Naga, that shit They stopped making them

And the nigger, remember the video Like the door-in-butt video A lot of y' y'all niggas Here that's older now Was in that video Liggas fellas You fucking with a D.C. girl Over 40, nigga

She might have been in the door-in-the-butt video She was like in the ninth grade With them little biker shorts on Bitches used to wear in D.C. Shaking the shit out of her ass On the lunch table, nigga That's the same. See, for the people who don't know what I'm talking about,

so, I don't give a fuck. Y'all niggas, figure it out. Google, nigga, pull your phone out, doing the butt. You'll figure it out. But, like I said, man, this is the 85 South Show. My name is Shego Bean. We got a great show on deck for y'all. Thank y'all for y'all for y'all.

You know what I mean? We started a little late. Oh, no. Who the fuck that was, nigga? We need to get that nigger escorted out of here. That nigga yelling out. Fuck wrong with you, man. We got a great show on deck for y'all, man.

We got a lot we're going to do, but I'm out to bring my brother up here so he could talk to you. You might have seen him on your phone if you got Instagram. You might have seen him in almost Christmas. You might see him on T.R.R. hosting every single day.

You know what I mean? You see him doing all types of shit. This nigga is the nigger and he's going to be the nigger for a long time. So I need y'all to stop making some noise for the nigger that they thought was from D.C. But he really from the west side of Atlanta. He's about to come up and talk to y'all.

I need y'all to, man, come on, give D.C. Y'all can do better than that, man. This is my city. I need y'all to welcome my brother with open arms and make some noise for the one and only. D.C. Young Fly! Hey, M.

They take I running like the game of tempo. It's simple. I play with a mental. Mama says she saw me on Jimmy Kimmel. Canada, because I'm a mind and symbol. Walking with the rats, I'm looking cripple. Fuck on that big. And I'm not bad. Hey, Chigo.

Mary and Brin'Berry in it, man. What's you talking about? That nigga, I call. He was like, aye, aye, I did it. Fuck you mean. Don't look Crackay to do that. They get admitted to it. I don't give it down.

DC, what's up, DC, y'all like? Man, get with, man. I'm about to start back day to my age range. I don't give it down. I'm 25. Ladies, if you 10, 15 years old to me, bitch, I'm gonna need you leave me to fuck alone. I'm just saying, fuck that bullshit.

Give me a water. Oh, man, we loving this energy, DC, but I'm about to go bring my partner up here now and now. This motherfucker, if you love Chico, if you love me, you definitely feel to love this motherfucker. Every time he comes up, man, I always bring my pen and my notepad out because I always take notes.

This nigga is a true definition of an OG to me, man. Y'all don't seen this nigga. Oh, shit, I almost dropped this motherfucker. Yeah, man. I almost called a lawsuit. I had to catch it. Hold up, nigga. Give it too many compliments.

God damn, pay attention. But, no, this motherfucker, you know, see the nigga all on BT. You know, see this nigga on MTV Wild and out, and you know he's been to turn up. DC, start making some noise right now. Start clapping your hands right now for Carlos Miller. That's my bitch, this shit. Commission over everything.

I want to fly a hundred summers, nigga. That ain't enough. Y'all better clap. Show me some love. Shit. I already got an attitude. I had to fly up here on American Airlines. Fuck this shit.

I'm ready to fight somebody. I don't give a fuck. I've been mad all goddamn day. This is the blackest airline ever. This is motherfuck. Three hours late then we'd wait a whole other hour to take off. I'm like, fuck this little bit of that plane. I started unbuckling his sleep belt.

I'm gonna fuck. I'm tired of this shit, bro. I'm frustrated every time I go through the airport. They wanna check my growing area. Ain't nothing in my growing area, but growing area. Leave me the fuck alone. Who is the sick motherfucker hiding shit in his growing area? That is the nigger y'all need to find

because it's definitely not me. Sir, it's something you're growing area. Some dick you wanna touch it? Just say you wanna touch the dick, bro. You wanna go in the private room? I don't, uh-uh, I know this extra. Just do it right here. I know what the private room?

Dude, do it right here. Because when we get back there, now you're gonna be on, mm-mm, just do it right here in front of everybody. Fuck this. What's up, D.C.? Y'all clap for me,

like I rode here with y'all. That's fucked up. Like, y'all had all these expectations. Man, fuck this little bit ass stage. The ugly ass carpet, man. Got me telling jokes in the goddamn basement. These bricks ain't real. And y'all in here,

I've had clapping for, and you better clap. You didn't bought the ticket. This is it. I'm the last one. Bitch. There is no one else. I don't know who you saving.

your applause for. But if you don't kindly come up off them giggles and clap, shit. I jump on your goddamn table, kick your drink up. Little bit of big and club. How this shit? Shit ain't big, just wide. They're like a waiting room.

They look like we waiting to get in the real club. Like a motherfucker gonna pop out. Yeah, party of Six Jones. Yeah, come on then. Fuck y'all judging me. This audition shit. Fuck this. This the roof.

I can touch the roof. I'm not tall. Fuck y'all. I thought you were told No bitch to stage little This is a mind fuck Can't trick me Look at this shit

Right there Okay let me see We got the single ladies here tonight right Like three Not one Fuck this show You mean to them ain't no Pusses out there

Would that need some friends? None Wow Okay what a cheater's at Ladies who got a man, but you still give me your number out. Oh, he with you, can't say to nine? Okay, just blink, blink, let me see. Who bling? Who blinging?

Bro, this is the world fucked up, money. You ever be out with your lady and see your sad bitch out with another, this bitch cheating on us? Okay, I can't even be mad like I want to because I'm with my bitch. But when I get free again, I like this, see, this is a bit. Black-ass city, boy. Black-ass city.

I love it. Y'all saw a fine-ass homeless ladies a day. She had a fat ass, too. I wanted to hand-sanitize that bitch. I'm like, bro, this got to be her first day. Ain't no way they're about to throw all this ass in the guvice.

She was too. Whatever. Judge me all you want to. I don't give a fuck. Some of y'all fucking homeless people don't even know it. My fucking ain't went home since y'all first started fucking. Where do you live with you?

I love this city though, bro. There's some freaks up here. It was cold as a motherfucker. I was over this girl at early before the show. She's like, oh, let me see that dick. I was like, your heat ain't even on. I'm not pulling out. No dick till I warm up.

You ain't in a space heater? Uh-uh. There will be no getting naked in this bitch. I got that new head up here, bro. That shit, fine, too. This shit's so good. The girl would give me some of that D.C. head. She didn't suck my sock off.

My shoe was still on. I don't know how she did this shit, brothers. You ever had that life-changing head, my name? You just be walking around her crib looking at all the shit you want to change. I'm about to get the internet hook back up. She needs to be wildly. in this bitch.

The head will change your life, bro. My homeboy fell in love with the head. He really think he in love, bro. He'd be picking her kids up from their real daddy and shit. He the fuck. Come on y'all, come on, see y'all and get y'all bail. Like this, nigga, yeah. I don't want that evil-ass pussy.

My nigga choked, ooh, me neither. Ooh, the pussy good when you love her kids like they're yours. Ooh. She got quiet. y'all together i saw y'all holding hands i ain't up there for safety of what y'all together all right don't trust these bitches they'll say you did something to them here y'all can relax man take your coats off i don't think y'all going nowhere for a minute y'all niggas sitting there like some other shit gonna happen it ain't trust me my name i know what's

gonna happen bruh y'all expectation way too hot the drinks ain't came yet huh that's what it's my nigg ain't laughed that shit I ain't telling another joke till they give you something to sip on. I'm up here working my ass off and people want to get fucked up. I came out too early. Can we get some drinks?

Where the bartender? Pour a bunch of Hennessy. I know what the niggis want. I don't even want to be on stage. Y'all only ain't got the juice in your system. Look how quiet it is in here. It's a goddamn shame. Only motherfuckers drunk as people

who snucked their shit in your world. This is gangstead crap, bro. Whole lot of ladies in here with their girlfriend. What the fuck? Y'all just threw dick away. Y'all ain't like that no more? Why y'all ain't like that no more? She'd be saying, man.

I don't know what dick you have. If my dick clear your skin up. Fuck with me for three weeks, your edges and shit start growing back. Confidence that went through the motherfucking roof fellas start giving your girl compliments man

compliment every goddamn thing everything just hype your lady up they love that shit women love some goddamn compliments they like compliments so much

you can put yourself in the goddamn compliment and they'll still accept it who got the bad this bitch in Maryland me who put dick in that thine motherfucker

this nigga here just when she's walking through the house babe damn that ass getting fat shats when you get that fine oh i'm so lucky they love this shit bro compliment the fuck out your lady at home so those niggins outside can't do it these women look so good now gay niggas take them from you yeah they don't even want to fuck

they'll just take them gay niggas cause they gonna compliment the fuck at them uh-uh bitch what you doing No, you didn't, bitch. With the clear skin, bitch, for real. Edges is laid the fuck down like they sleep, bitch. That ain't baby hair, bitch. That's infant hair. Your baby hair is infant hair, bitch.

You killing these hoars with the crinkly. No, crinklies. No, crinklies. No, crinklies. No, you didn't. Killing these. You know what, bitch, you're killing me. Kill me.

Bring me back to life. Kill me again, bitch. Yes. Yes. eyebrows doing what the fuck they're supposed to do yes bitch school me rule me bitch they just throw shit dick uh-uh but what is you doing a little chocolate no you didn't bitch with the cute little line of looking like a Hershey boss stop bitch you better stop I'll be your girlfriend hello bitch stop playing with your little muscles been

working out too huh got your pants pulled up looking like a gentleman Kill them, bitch. Like a real nigga. You got all the hoes, yes. Get your girl ready to go outside. You can't keep saying that same shit. Babe, look good at the hell. That don't work no more.

That don't work no more, bro. O.G., when you drink, get here. Complement the fuck out your lady. I'm telling you. Just make up some shit on the way home. Hey, you know what I like, babe. When we said to show, how you would laugh me. Hey, when you're laying your ear cut it for your little earpick up, I love that shit.

I'm fine something, bro. Find something. I'm telling me, wake her up. Hey, you sleep. I just want to tell you, baby, you cute a hell laying up. I had a dream. I'm with you. Woke up seeing the shit was real.

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I fuck with a lady with an app patch on. She'll never see half the shit I'm doing. I saw you with that bitch. You ain't saw shit. You better turn this way and see I was by myself, bitch. Who are you going to believe? Me or your lying ass eye. I don't tell the fuck it with you.

You got an iPhone? Oh shit! Stop! These are jokes, bro. This is how fuck we get down up in here. What's up, bro? J.O.W. How you living, my nigga?

A nigga got a pheasant hat on. Whole hat made out some bullshit. Barron, brook. Who you in here with? Who are you here with? That's your friend. And who are they? They're just some ladies.

But that's your friend. How long have you been friends with this name? You've known him since middle school. He wants some pussy. He can't say it, but I'm gonna say it for. He's not really into you like they want, he wanted some pussy. He just been waiting since middle school.

You don't fuck way worse than him. Get that nigga opportunity to show you why he's been hanging around you. You're skipping over. That's the nigga that's going to fuck your wig off. You know, why? Because he won't to. He'd been wont to since he was 13.

Okay. Trying to be friends with a nigga. Okay. I'm telling you now. If you don't believe me, just throw him a little pussy, see how he's starting. You already trust him enough

to be seen with him in public and shit. Might as well. Scan off all your potential dick. Y'all looking like a couple in here. Who drove? Oh, that's why he ain't got the pussy. Get your shit together. Oh, need a ride-ass nigger, bro.

What's wrong with you? You think I'm like, as soon as that nigga get a car, he's going to be dick pitchers. Told you, bitch. Told you bitch. Shoulda listen to the comedian. Yeah, you can't ask for no pussy

when you need her at home, bro. Because if she liked a dick, now you got to spend the night. Ah, damn, bro, you was right, though. What you do? Yeah, construction. Build a car. Oh, shit.

I got to quit fucking with people, bro. You all right? You're not. Who are you in here? Who's that lady to you? That's your best man. That's what's up, bro. Let me see.

Who else in here? Hey, me, lady. That's your man right there. How long? How long? Yeah, yeah, he could swear to drink, you better get it right. That nigga was rude, come on now, tell him. Oh, shit.

You like them? Y'all look good together. I believe you're the one with the money, though. No, you got street money, though. Like, you came up selling ice cream and candy or something. You got that little hair cut like a rich black lady in the 30s. Yeah, count money real fan. Nah, that's $1,500 right there.

Don't we love a hood bitch that can count money real fan? Tell the truth. That's some sex and shit. 8, $8.5.60. Yeah, that's $7,700. Much love to all the ladies who keep a little titty money. You know that little titty money. It would always be an odd amount, like, $66.

and fives. I don't know how she did it, but she did it. Because I love some titties. All of them. I accept all the tits. As long as there's two of them, I can accept it. I love two titties as a set. I don't give a fuck.

You'll be sucking on a little titty and get bored. Like, this shit gay. Licking on this bitch heartbeat. Big-titty women, they, bro, I got a clock on it. As soon as they get that bitch on, come on now. We need to go up. We're going on this, bro. I ain't going to last four hours.

The bitch got 16 hooks. Ficking with no big-titty women. She'd know you can't get up, bro. She just start laughing when you try. You ain't going to be able to do it. Because big city women take their braw every day at the same time. 527, 545, I don't matter what they had in the world. That bitch coming off.

Sitting traffic. Oh, shit. Pull that bitch out the sleeve. Then the first thing they're going to do is scratch under that teddy. Ooh, shit. You know why they do that? Because big titty's itch on the bottom. Little titty's itch on the top.

It's a science to this shit, O.G. All right. Got down. It's a hell of a haircut right there, boy. Sir, what you want? Man, cut the front part of that shit off. You sure. nigga, trust me, cut all this shit off, bro.

I don't need nothing in the front, bro. Pull it up to the scene with the silly miss. Bro, you sure you want me to cut the front of your shit out? If you want to do it, I'm gonna do it. This nigga, yeah. You got that hairline from the Make a Wish Foundation. He don't even have to add you what up. He knows how much the shit costs.

Oh, it's 3771. You sure I'm positive, trust me. I can do long division. I ain't shit as a human. Let me see who else over here tonight. How y'all doing over here? Y'all ain't clapping me, the fuck y'all too. Oh, yeah, I'm mad about that shit.

I'm petty like, hey, people in the back. Put all the white people in the white people section. Hey! It's fucked up. They put y'all in the non-colored section. Need to get some color on your hands. Fuck, I'm just playing. Y'all good?

Y'all like a group. Y'all doing a group study or something? I just want to see them in their natural habitat I heard it was mating season in the Negro community if you look around the room all the females are ready we're gonna be on National Geographic some shit called Black Laughs or something I don't know who they're working for

later with the Appatch go over there and see if them niggis gangster I believe you're the toughest bitch in here. I just, I just feel like you can have any bitch selling pussy in two weeks. What's your name? Pearly, Aloysius. Yeah, that bitch doesn't sold some pussy before. She's the type of person, fuck people, bitches, dudes, whoever else. Aloysius.

Ooh! She got a strap on with some real foreskin on it. Hey, that's some genius things that's comedy, nigga. To deal, though, with the foreskin on it? Y'all niggins ain't hearing me, bro. I'm bigger than this basement. And you said it like I was supposed to...

You don't know her? That's pearly. Aloacious. Eloish, you got them hove. Talk to them and I. I feel, you know, you know. Pussy game is up and down, though. I wouldn't invest my money in it.

Pussy way up and down. I'm telling you, that shit is situational as hell. You think you could just sell pussy? the standard price. That's a sliding scale. I'm not just going to come in there and just go with what y'all's saying. I'm a dude like the dude on Pondstores.

Now, I don't know much about Pussy, but I got a partner who's an expert. I want him to come in here. Tell me if this shit is legit. Well, I wouldn't pay this butt for it, Carlos. I mean, this rich was born in 1980. Pussy value on the 1980s. Goring rate is around $32. $32 and you're going to come here and try to sell me

some $32 plus for $1,500 dollars. The nerve of you, Alawishish. Report your ass to the Better Business Bureau. You don't work for Alawish to do, you young thing. Okay. I saw you had the birthmark on your eye and I was like, this the eye gang over him. Everybody over here got an eye.

This bitch got a contact in, one green, that one blue, They scared to laugh at all the wishes. What you do to my crowd? Let me quit for the bitch lift the patch up and shoot me. Pah! Shh. You saw the motion, nigga? I did the slow motion for like 11 seconds, man.

Can't tell me I ain't going to make it in Hollywood. You sawed. Let me quit. Y'all niggas on ecstasy. Oh, gee, your drink finally came, my nigga. It's time for another one now? I'm about to bring the squad out here. She's about to get real ignorant.

If you thought I was retort, you saw them, they're crazy. I'm the normal one. Ain't no telling what D.C. might say to Aloysius. Not that we know her name, Aloysius. This, mm-mm. Don't let you later go in the bathroom if you see Aloysius. Look, ladies, listen to them. No, Aloisius.

Do we have any other pimps in the audience tonight? Shout out to all the niggas who used to be in a dope game, but none of you out, you good, got out safe, still got a bullet in your leg. You're always welcome at our shows. I want everybody to feel welcome. Much love to the white ladies who got little black kids and you don't know how to do their hair.

Just let that shit be all over the place That shit was funny over there in the white only section All right, without further ado I want to see if you're a real lesbian If you're going to lick that ketchup off your finger You're going to get enough I want no no no lick it up Look you bet not bitch, break that french fry and half

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who looks like you. I created there are no girls on the internet because the future belongs to all of us. So listen to there are no girls on the internet on the IHurt Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. Oh, shit. All right. Hey, what a squad at? Chico, DC, what y'all doing? Come out here.

Talk shit to these people, bro. I got to introduce y'all to the cast and characters that we got in the art. Y'all know who they are. Y'all show us to love, bro. I'm a nigga D.C. out here. What's up, bro? My cut face like the red. Yeah, yeah.

Hey, we did it. How about what's going on? Came my mom to be home. Yeah. I feel like to go. Oh, what's going on? Where's he at? Oh, hell no.

You ain't gonna fuck with Aloysia? Al-A-Lewish! You're right, she'll kill a pastor. I'm straight. Back, back, back. That lose that two parts. Fuck the bullshit. Cut the music, pimp.

Aloysius. That's Aloysius. That's Aloysius, right though. Pearly, aka Purley. Mm-mm. You ain't ready for that shit, bro. She like giving hand jobs. She just freaks.

She just want to give hand jobs all day. No, she's really about that life. She got a whole whorely. house. Yeah. That's some old shit. They got a whorehouse. You fuck with Aloysius.

It's going to be like Deloresa in the Harlem Night. Oh, you want to hit people with trash can. But I like, oh, she's fitting to whoop my ass, niggins. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Yeah. That Alawish is right there. I'm like, come on, Aloysius. What the hell of wrong with you?

Allerich is one of them old school cooks to get you a bad. before you get that pussy. Go on getting that tub. I want to see them nuts floating on the top of that water. With this detergent. Yeah, exactly. She got you in the tub like a little boy with the bathroom door over.

Wash up real good, now. She tells you some shit before you get in the tub, the water's fine. You're like, the water's fine. Can I get some ketchup? You're a motherfucker dry. Look at everybody. I spoke with you all.

I was just giving up all y'all. Everybody hand and they catch up, here, take this shit, nigga, what wrong with my mic? Niggas to get some shit that ain't theirs away quick to the motherfucker. Yeah, nigga have it, here.

You can have it. Yeah, use as much you want to, bro. Yeah, you use as much as you need. What you're doing? I'm getting my seat together. All your shit was stuck. Yeah, I gave me a retarded ad lymph. Get my nigga some cord.

Okay, yeah, I ain't gonna tell the what I might do with this motherfucker, all right. Yeah, let me get myself together, all right. Listen, this lady in the front row got the most elegant drink they serve in the Impra. She got a drink. She in here like,

She had the cotton club. Exactly. She got a drink like she had raised boom boom room. What is? What kind of drink that is, babe? Oh, it ain't shit in there, but a peppermint. They ain't got shit. They got water in the peppermint and a champagne.

He's stupid. That's your husband right there? Seven years. Seven years. They get married late in D.C. Black men like to get married late. We have to make sure we're going to live. Every day I ain't promised.

What you say? He said he doesn't think of that shit And you've been cheap for 30 years That's all that is Hey, what you do? He takes a nigga long time Get his life together You know

What you do for a living, champ? Health care What's you doing the health care field? Caliolascular tech Exactly You didn't even say that shit right You didn't say it right You said Carlio

I said, callio You name Like I said I went to D.C. Public Schools, nigga No nothing about no goddamn Cardiovascular tech What the hell From D.

You from D.C.? Yeah, he went to Public Schools? What school what high school you went to? You went to Dunbar? I went to Dunbar.

What the fuck type education was they given when you went there, nigga? They didn't give me no collie-ovascular education. When he went to Dunbar, they was playing

basketball against coachies now. What cardio? What did that do? What cardio? I thought cardio was like working out. That's your heart, my nigga. He a cardiologist.

Oh, my bad. Shit, I went to public school in the South, we skipped school. No, that nigga. He's so dope for real. Yeah, we did too. What's your name?

What's your name? He just found. the coolest way to not tell you that he wasn't a doctor. That nigga, a whole doctor. He had cardiologists and shit. That's the nigga you go sick before you had a heart attack. He said, and if you have it, he'll tell you how to not have the next one. He really don't do

shit. That nigga, a nurse. But check your blood pressure. That nigga draw blood. That nigga draw blood. That nigga draw blood. That nigga got damn cough. Yeah, you're like. Yeah. That match a D.C. public school education. I believe that, but that call the old vascular tech, nigger.

That right. They ain't teach that in Dumbart. So you said you about to get married? Like you're about to? Like when? Y'all still in the working process. Y'all still in the working process. You know, people could be fiancé longer than they be married.

They could be fiancée's eight year but been married one year. You're like, what the fuck? How the hell you do that? No, they're waiting on their taxes to come back. They're going to do it in the spring. Yeah. That's it.

Yeah, yeah, that shit going to be on Facebook with 8,000 pictures. I can tell they... With three lights. They ain't got no friends. I can tell they're a beautiful couple, though. I can tell there because just your hair let me know that y'all are winning.

You got that Tony Braxton from the first album right there. Love should have bought you home last night. You should have been with me. Should have been right by my time. Seriously what? Should have been running by nighttime. Hey, Tony Braxton used to catch a hill. Your boy's too happy.

That's how she sounded. Her and Anita Baker, nigga. Nina Baker is the legend of that shit. Said I've sinned them now And I'm sending down I'm giving you the best that I've got Baby I don't know nothing about that

Yeah I don't even you can see I didn't know none of the words I knew that melody though DC Well you've been listening to that old shit Let you know that people have been saying crazy shit In songs way before rap Right I'm listening to Al Green This nigga told the woman in the song I've been trying to call you all day

But I don't have your phone number honey How to hell? You got to think back in the 70s If you missed the call, you missed that motherfucker It wasn't no call ID Wasn't no answer machine That witch rang You don't know who it was that was calling you

Damn, that's what brought that passion out of them niggas in the 70s You know what we was talking about Remember that one time we were talking about the OJs That you used to be my girl What that song was really about? Oh, that's a hating-ass song right there Them old niggas was hating They was happy than the motherfucker when it come on.

Do, do, do, do, do, do. And the nigger walked up too. Oh, your girl's got plenty good love. Ask me how I know. And I tell you so, she used to be my girl. Really, nigger? And I take her back, as a matter of fact, right here today. Right in front of this, nigga.

I ain't grow up on my. That's some hating-ass shit right there. You got to get with that, D.C., the 70s music was different. But I know about the old shit when he cried with the bitch. You want to cry? Cry. Cry. Why was he crying with the bitch?

I don't know. No. They cried together. That's what that song was about. I grew up with Cisco. I like a way to go. Oh, nigger. That's a classic.

See, that's the Cisco. You don't know Drew Hill, Cisco. Yes, I do. Now, them niggas had some hate that song. They did. No, that nigger had the hate-in-ass song. What song was that? I should be your boyfriend.

I should be your boyfriend. Why? I should be your boyfriend. Because you know he's lying. Because you don't eat like it. It might sound like I'm hating. It might sound like I'm hating. Girl, I'm just related.

Whoa. Yeah. That nigga told that bit steps. Step one. Walk through that door. What to do? Step two. Step two.

Tell him Like he was before You don't love him It needs more Now three What? Come to me Stand for

I love you more No niggins like a more You know what That is a... Listen, we just came up On some brilliant shit Niggas hate in R&B songs, man Like Rome was That was a hating ass song

That nigga said This wasn't even his bitch He didn't tell you to the verse though That nigga said Every time I see your face It makes me want to sing And every time I think about your love It drives me crazy

Then that nigga came on Say my lady Tell me what's wrong With your boyfriend And she wouldn't do it And then the niggas like Oh come on That ain't his bitch

He gonna call her lady and then asked about her boyfriend, nigger, you're confusing me. Which one is it? Y'all listen to Bobby Wormack? Oh, hell, yeah. Oh, that nigga's a legend. That nigga, that's a true pimp. Oh, yeah. He fucked with a nigga, Sam Cuck Wife. Yeah. Made a song about it. Yeah.

What was the song? Like, he was, like, that was his best friend, but he really fucked his bitch, man. He did. He's the best friend I've got. I give him a shirt on my back. He knows that he can trust me with his life. But I wish he didn't trust me with his wife I wish he didn't trust me so much

Listen Bobby Womack got a song Bobby Wemann I fell in love I said I love a girl Bobby Womack made a song Let Bidges know you better stop playing That digger goddamn if you think you're lonely now

That dick is say on there He was yelling Bro That's one of the realest songs ever recorded You think? She always complaining about me not being at home But when I'm home I'm broke He said,

Baby, I can't be in two places at one time If you think you're lonely now When the nigger got mad You want to complain about the things that you ain't got And the things that your girlfriend's got Girl, I can't be in two places at one time That nigger said When the skeletons come out of the closet

And chase you all around the room And dance around like a ghost And singing a sad slow tune If you think you're lonely now It's like nigger That nigger with no cocaine man, I'm telling you That's, he had to be. Cocaine made some good hell of a music, last.

He did, man. He had to be. You need to start sniffing this shit again. Exactly. You know what, DC? I think if niggins start sniffing cocaine... If niggas start sniffing cocaine again, the nigger with this voice might come back. And the time...

What happened to that nigga? We need. Every group had a high-pitched nigger. What was the group? One-12. No, not dim, that's... That is the last group with a high-pitched voice, though. That nigga, they used to go crazy.

What that nigga night was? Slim. Oh. Mike Q Duron. I don't know which one is which, but I know that song, though. Which one? That one?

What about piece of cream? Whatever that one is, nigga. That was my era. Nigger. You know who gets slept on in the R&B era? The nigga, no. Case, nigga. Case was that nigger.

Come on. No, no him either. You don't know case? You don't know his music. You just don't. My mama went to church. I knew gospel for all this shit. Like an all number afternoon.

Like the summer and out in June. I'm missing you That nigga case, man He had that shit with Joe What was that? Nigger, you're sleeping on the most Slept-on nigga R&B all times Jaheen

I don't know Man Jahim the type of nigger Who will help you fight Smoke a blunt Then go to your grandma 87 birthday party And sing to her

He was the original thug Nick He definitely was I thought with Jaheed y'all remember put that woman first yes oh this nigger here come on i i liked it but i didn't like it because they hoped they don't got a little all up that that shit was up there because every nigger that's been fucking up know that that's some real shit oh no nobody makes songs to make your bitch know that you ain't shit like baby face nigga that nigga baby face that i'll wash your

clothes i'll cook your food i'll pay your rent soon as i get home from work like I don't work, my nigga, God damn. That nigga baby face that he was never keeping secrets. You know how hard that is to live up to? Like, nigga. You can't keep no secrets in a relationship, baby, this looks good, of course.

I jumped in the music game late. I believe I can fly. Oh, that's the greatest of all time. Y'all was fucking at that. You fucked the, I believe I can fly before? I can touch the sky. That's so sad. He got that dick right up in that puss.

It's so many more. R. Kelly's songs you could be fucking to. Yeah, R. Kelly is the greatest of all time. Despite the scandal. Yeah, fuck the scandal. I just always say, man, I don't care who R. Kelly fuck. Long as he keep making music, I can fuck, too. That's all I care about. I don't...

It don't matter where he had the motivation from? I mean, hey, that's none of my business, my name. Some of them songs was just old... That shit was too grown to be what he did. Nigger. Half on a baby? Yeah. The nigger then put fractions in the rap game. Yeah.

That nigga told the chick. showing up with half on the baby. Let's go half on the baby. I got my half. You got your half. And this ain't gonna be like no incomplete baby. This gonna be a whole baby. From my knees to my goddamn told.

That nigga described his whole body where he was keeping the baby juice. That nigga described what he was gonna do to. He taught you how to fuck from 112. That nigga came on the songs. Straight fucking, one, we'll go to my room of fun two. This is my theory right here. something for you three I promise I

fulfill your fantasies girl four lie down on the floor this nigga skip the bed and gonna fuck you on the floor like this nigga I'm not what happens I think R. Kelly was cloned because the R. Kelly that we grew up on that nigger says

show me some ID he before I get knee deep. What happened to that nigga? When he stopped checking IDs? Nica said fuck it. Y'all remember that nigga way? You said, fuck it. You didn't see him on Apollo when he had that sign said 18 and other.

He kept doing this shit in them bitches' right? Oh, yeah. Every show, he was like, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh. And point him to the sign. He was like, bitch, read. Uh-uh, uh-uh. I said, this thing is crazy, man. The thing's crazy, man.

You can't fuck to this new music, though. Nope. I mean, you can, but it's the beat too fast. Dude, he's about to fuck the music. Like, you try to fuck with the rhythm. I'm like, puss. Be trying to fuck the music. It ain't really.

Niggas don't fuck the music no more. I be trying to fuck. There's so many niggins that he's going to get some pussy to the third episode of SportsCenter the night. You're not even going to care. These niggas is fucking the CSI now. It's not even Martin. So many people that fuck with Martin in the background, niggins. I don't fuck with 34-8 coming on.

I'm like, hold up, man. We got to see who fuck killed this nigga. Ah, I knew that nigga killed that nigga. I swear I don't know. Oh, shit. This is some ghetto-ass shit, bro. We're in a little bit of basement club. Shout out to all the niggas who still fuck with their pistol in their hand.

This nigga just said, listen, but for those that missed that, D.C. Young Fly just said, salute to all the niggas that still fuck with their pistol in their hand. You don't know who feeling coming at, though. Fuck that shit. You know the big guy got a baby daddy. Fuck that.

It ain't about making love by buzzing the nudge. I ain't even know niggas were still doing that. What, making love? No, being baby daddy showing up trying to see who fucked their baby daddy. Man, you'll be surprised. I don't need to be in the car sweating. I don't know what this dude. You, you ain't going to look further than that, ugly, out.

They ain't going to look further when they do this shit. Who did? I don't know why that. The nigga be calling, making all those pussy had threats on the phone. You better not have that nigger round my kids. Nika, you ain't around your kids. You don't want nobody to be a positive influence on this little name? I just don't want him to have no adults around.

Okay, all right. Oh. 2018, you got to stop fucking... Poor people. Don't be around my kids, dog. Don't be around my kids, dog. Even though I'm not there, I'm still somewhere, being a daddy.

Don't be around my kids dog. Don't be around my kids, don't have a nigger round my kids. Don't be around my kids dog. Don't be around my kids dog. Don't be around my kids, don't be around my kids, don't need bass. Don't be around my kids, dog. This nigga need bass. Hey, don't be around my kids, dog.

This nigga need bass. Don't be around my kids, though. You ready? Okay. Don't be around my kids, dog. Don't have the nigger around my kids, don't be around my kids, don't be around my kids, I don't care if you friends. Don't be around my kids, though. Don't have a nigger round my kids.

Don't be around my kids, though. Don't have them around my kids, though. Don't be around my kids, though. Yeah. Don't be around my kids, though. Don't have a nigger round my kids. Don't be around my kids, though. I don't give a fuck if y'all friends.

Don't be around my kids, though. Hey, yo, listen. I said no niggas around my kids. I had this girl, right? Okay. Yeah. I called her my baby mama. All right, all right.

This bitch was full of drama. about she got a life, too. I'm like, bitch, fuck you. I don't care who you did. Just don't have no niggas around my kids. You know I ain't with that. Yeah. You know I ain't with that.

Okay, okay, okay. You know I ain't with that. All right. So you gonna get this nigga some pussy and let him eat up all my son snacks. Fuck you, bitch. Okay, I got a little story. Okay.

I'm gonna share it with y'all. What do it? My baby and mama. Like the fuck. These niggas that's tall That's okay She slagging the pussy Like she'll hook her

She didn't hit the golden lottery This nigga's a seven footer I'll pull up at the crib Trying to see what it's about This nigga's 6 foot 11 No shoes on laying on the couch What? That's okay

I don't want none Niggas start some shit Pick my son up and I always take my gun Yeah Hey That's why I be fucking with a gun in my hand Hey, you never know if this bitch got a man. Hey, but listen, understand.

I got a back bit, ain't no feeling to go ham like, Who da-da-da-da-da-do? Hold up. Who-da-da-the-dow? Hold up. Who-da-da-the-d-d-doh. Nigga-da-the-doh. Nigger-in on the door.

Who-da-da-da-da-da-da-doh. Don't have a nigga, hold on the door. That ain't nobody, bitch. Everybody, bitch. Nobody, bitch. Nobody, bitch. Nobody, bitch. Y'all.

Nobody, bitch. Nobody bitch. Hey. Don't have that nigger, Rama. Don't have that nigger. Rama. Yeah.

Do it, D.C. Make that beat with your throat. Make that beat with your neck. Make that beat with your neck. Yeah. To all the baby daddy. Almost that passed out. God, Tyne.

What the fuck? I just swall an air for like 30 seconds. Damn. You're going to pass that. That's all right. That's on done. It's over. Yeah.

Don't be around my kids, dog. Don't be around my kids, dog. Don't be around my kids, dog. Damn. Don't be around my kids, dog. Don't be around my kids, dog. My kid, dog. Don't have a nigger around my kid's dog.

Keep me going to be like, Keep it dog. Get it wrong. Get it down. Keep it going, D.C. Add left. Y'all. I'll be trying to figure how that thing

do that shit digging fresh is a motherfucker. Hey. That's how you feel? Why? Don't be around my kids, dog. Oh, ooh, ooh. Get them old. What about Rono Isaac?

No, that nigga Ronno Isaac come in. La da da da da, yeah. Whoa. La da da da da da da da da da da da Yeah. That nigga come in. come in. I don't know what the hell is going on in my home. That niggum like, this nigger fin to have a heart attack.

La la la la la la la la la they're like Hey cut that shit man get the goddamn defibrillator We're about to lose Ron again nigga Cut the beat we got to hit Ron With the goddamn discus Oh my god that was hilarious That's how that nigga be settled La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la da da da da da da da

bro Yeah y'all think this is crazy Oh my god We need to record that one for all the baby daddies They're gonna be riding around Yeah, yeah, nigger walk around with the bull box playing that shit He ain't gonna be saying nothing

He's gonna ride back Don't be around my kids, dog Don't be around my kids, dog I can't watch him this weekend, but don't you had no necks No, I can't pick him up But don't you have no knicks Don't be around my kids

Don't have a nigga around my kids But if he paying the bills, that's cool I ain't got a problem with you Yeah It's really with the bitch Who is with The bitch A.k.a. my baby, my

mom Oh shit And her mama Always in a Be-E-N-A-ha's Be-N-A-E-N-A-S Bitch be everywhere with her I'd be like, hold up, bitch, they out my

Bigger This is This is the 80s This a podcast for niggas who don't like niggas around their kids Bup, boop Yeah

Shout out to all the ladies who know your baby, daddy, crazy, so you're going to be having them niggas around his kids. Shout out to all the bitches. in here who have on no bra, but we can't tell because they shirt loops. Oh.

Much love to them disciplined titties that you can go brawless and they just stay where you put them. But you only got a couple more years of that, ladies. We like them hard-haired tities, too. The titty that just pop out anywhere. You can have on a wife be there to come out the side. They hard-headed. Them tithes don't do nothing you tell them to do.

Hey, we like them prison pose tities too. The ones that just drop down low like this or the gogo pose. Yeah. Put them bitches. my tithes to have a few packs of hair, just maybe two. Wow. On the nibble?

She said, what? Y'all know y'all got hair around y'all titty. Don't have like them bitch ain't got hair. Look at her. You're like, you guys get in a split. Orange hair titty. It's a split. Y'all are taking this shit too far.

She got hair on her tithes. Yeah. Y'all niggins know you don't lick the nibble and seen a piece of scream. I know. A niggie acting like all these tithes are just pure. They're not. Pure titty. I'm playing on pure titty.

That's a gospel song right there. Pure titties. I need all the ladies with the pure titties to come down to the front, please. Only pure titties. See if she don't move. Shout out to Aloysius. Alawishis. Speaking of titties.

Aloysius got that patch, boy, that patch is let you know. That's a gangster. Crazy part about it. I bet she still can see. That's the thing. She just got that bitch on just. Still good. That shit got diving on and everything.

Yeah. Aloysius. There ain't nothing wrong. It ain't nothing going on. She a hood parent. Alloicious, I had had this dick from you. I give you the map to this dick. It's a treasure map.

You want the treasure map to this dick? I hide my dick from Aloysius. That right there's with Perens that fuck their fuck say, because you got to fuck with door rolling in the background. You want the map of this dick? I got the math to this dick. The baby sleep, don't worry about it. You crazy.

You just send dick pics. You just send dick picks. Fuck it. Get out the way. Yep, that's me. He was just sending the dick picked. Yeah, y'all ain't got to do all that cold shit. Oh, door to the Dixblower, no. Send her the dick.

I'm confused as fuck, nigga. I don't know what just happened. I thought y'all were talking about fucking with the bitches. Oh, yeah, no, I was saying that the parents like to get the cartoons, you know what I mean? I thought y'all be in secret of. No. Oh, no.

I'm about to say, just send her the shit. The door in the map, you want to find the dick. You just direct with the dick. Yeah, I'm like, hey, hey, you want to see something? Ah! Got to play with it so we can get to say. You're too goofy, though. This thing is D.C. goofy, man.

This thing is D.C. probably. Oh, anything I love. I got a picture with my face in. I saw him to D. And I'm like, hold up. That me in it. Ah. Boy.

It's me. You stupid as hell, bro. But they'd be like, that ain't you. I'm like, I'm in you. Shout out to all the niggas that come from the earth when you took a naked picture of the bitch you had to wait to get it developed to see if it came out right. Salute to y'all niggas.

You got the naked pictures. You had to wait until you took a picture of your shoes to get the camera developed. That's fucked up. Fuck a. Shick, chick, chick, chick. F-deem. These shit used to be

annoying as a motherfucker. You used to have to hold the button down. Your auntie somewhere naked on a Polaroid. Yep. The old nigga got some Polaroid. It's a hair-a-coochie with a hair-a-coach.

It's like she still got panties on. Look, just like they play the fries. Yeah, it's stupid. It's a lady in here right now that's on the Ibex videos I was talking about earlier with your ass out. Married than a motherfucker to a nigga from North Carolina.

He don't even know. He don't even know. And they ain't gonna fuck around the beer the show one day and they're going to play. Hey, man, we got some nostalgic D.C. footage here. If you just look back, this is the Ibex in 1991 right here, Red Essence show. He's going to be like, baby, is that you?

Close your eyes, baby. Close your eyes. That was a long time ago. Look, it was me, Ella wishes. This was before she had the patch, too. Before the patch. We was wilding. Oh, my God.

Bro, your ride ain't left if you have. Yep. Oh, you better keep up with your ride, my name. This thing is trying to fuck, but he ain't got no car. You ain't got no car? Yeah, he ain't got no car. Damn. You don't know how to fix shit?

You ain't crashing. You ain't had to bring a bad sheet. You gotta do something. Yeah, yeah. Bring a bed sheet. Do something. He said he do construction. I told the nigga build a car.

Where you're from, Big Man? You just gotta give away to buy. Landover? Landover. That's what it is. No, he's from Lando. Landover. Oh, my man, I thought you, to me, I'm from the South,

I thought you said, oh, Lando. That's one of the... I called it. I was like, they might in. That nigga from Lando. I got that thing from Lando. That's a nigga from Lando. Landover.

Shit, I'm from Alano. Landova, Lano. Lana. Yeah, I know about Landova. You're from Landova, nigger, T. Paine? Landover. Landover, one of the posse of Maryland that D.C. niggas used to go to

because y'all had all the girls that wouldn't set you up, nigga. Like, y'all, Maryland had to get white... That's what Niggas. That's what D.C. niggas had. They dope at. Yeah, what did. You know, Maryland girls was,

because D.C. bitches to get you set up, nigger. You go over there to get some pussy. All her uncles at the dough, nigga with pistols, like, oh, you're the nigger with the dope. Like, no, nigga, I'm the nigga with the dick. Like, I just came over here. The fuck.

Nope. That's why you better fuck with a pistol in your hand. You're going to go through that. I need everybody to get the fuck back. Dick out. I don't care. This nigga here. I'm going to lead tonight.

That nigga in that tripping. That's what I'm going to say. That nigga in that tripping. You could have got killed. You all. Y'all think it's wild. Nish shit. I live in Atlanta.

I don't tell her what might happen, man. You always fucking. the nigga bitch, man. I know. Everybody hiding a relationship. And the nigger think that that shit open. No, that shit is heading. He just said some brilliant shit.

What do you say? He said, everybody's always fucking somebody's bitch, man. Yes, bro. I don't care. You think about it. How long we've been out here? Always some, even if she's single, it's a nigga that still go with her.

Somewhere. It's a nigga that still fuck with her. Even if she's single, I don't got no boyfriend. Yes, she do. Somewhere. She just don't claim that nigga. But if he see y'all out together, you're going to have a problem. Fuck, you're doing my bitch.

Like, I thought you were single. Nah, she thought she was single. Oh, motherfucker. Anytime you get you a bitch that don't want to go out. Mm-hmm. If she don't want to leave the house, that's a sign. Hell, yeah. She don't want to be seen.

Tired of this shit. They're going to stop treating us. I'm like the ones anyway. Bitch, let's stay in the house. I'm not just going to be treated like a piece of dick. You ain't got to spend no money if you ain't being seen. Both in that bitch. Like that.

Dun-da-ton-ton-ton-ta. Fuck you, bitch. The nigga just threw his shirt up like Dark Wing Duck I'm telling you That was my shit Nick Dog wing duck

That had He had a black person made that theme song Hell yeah We're out of luck Blen do Dog wing duck Who's that duck

They called DW Dog wing dog That nigga said Less get dangerous Da-Doh I'm like Oh that's some pimp shit Right there

That is some pimp shit Dark wing duck This nigga That shit all ace out man Look at this shit God, damn! Oh! God, damn.

I bet that nigga Barbara clip was like this. Hold up. We got to get this nigga shit together. The nigga called this shit with a weed blow. Yeah. This nigga. Yeah. That nigga got...

The nigga got... Somewhere resting his head. That nigga was... That nigga was recharging that motherfucker. He had to take it. it all before the headline charged all the way up. He's like, oh, shit, they're in here. Oh, what do you need, chicken wings?

God damn. That d-dick's shit is still downloading to the front, my name. I bet that nigga had migraines like a motherfucker. Damn. That nigga hate things. I'll tell you one thing. That nigga will headbutt your life away.

What you said to be, nigga? You're like, oh. That nigga hate questions. What did you do today? Stop making me think. That nigger got hell like a scientist. That nigga hate the thing. You better stop it right now.

Don't ask me another question. That big a head looked like he's going to be up at 4 in the morning. Igor, we've done it. We've done it. It's alive. It's alive. I bet that nigger hate being the coach. Keep your head in the game.

Hey. Like, that this niggas is a head about that d'nigga? That nigger got a headline like he wanted a whispers, nigga, God damn. I got a Christmas album with their headline on it right now, my house, nigga. That's the nigga that being in the movie who show up, go ahead without me.

You can't ask that nigga for direction. Look, what do you get to my man? They don't know over there. And then the fuck-up part is the people at the table have been looking at it the whole time scared to say something like, baby. Niggas are giving each other. Anytime a nigga do this.

My god damn. They called his girl off gosh. Oh, excuse me, baby. Oh, stupid. Bless his heart. She wasn't even. He was like, baby. She went, ah, yeah, let me get another French fry.

You saw how I looked at that, nigga. Let me get another French fry. If a black woman tell you bless your heart, you fucked up. Ooh, bless his heart. Bless his heart. Bless his heart. That's why you know, you know, some of the most ancient niggas in the black community is barbers, man. Because they still put the cape around that nigger.

They won't even say, no, no. Come on what you want, bro. They want to fade it on the side and all the top. They'll be lying, too. So you're telling me. You want a fake. Cut all that all? No.

This man. That shit looked like he's about to have surgery in the morning. That's it right there. It can't get no better than surgery. It can't get no better than surgery. We're going to pray for him. We're going to start a go for me. Start to go for me for this nigga.

Oh my God, damn. That niggum, brain surgery in the morning, Nick. What kind of head trouble was that? Oh, my God, man. That is dangerous. And make sure y'all tip my man. He got brain surgery in the morning, man.

He needed all the tips tonight, man. That help him show his Obama cat had to ran out. Come on, bro. That nigger had to come to work the night before brain surgery, man. Come on, man. Yeah, tip that nigger, man. Tip that, damn. Double tip him, my nigga.

He's going straight to Washington Hospital send him when he leave here. I got the rest of the money. I got the rest of the money. That they're going to go in head first. Oh, God. Come on, let's get it all right.

That's what we go. Anytime you see a nigga with a hairline like that, we're going to call that the cat scan headline, nigga. They're going to drop his head right on the bed. Let's get it all with him. Did anyone hear me?

Did anyone hear me? Oh, shit. DC, DC, I ain't going into surgery, my nigga. God damn it, I'm ready, dude. Hey, they're going to try to put that hole that that d'bite on the bed, that niggin' head going to fall off. They're going to put that hush. They're going to be putting that d'nigh on the bag any kind of way.

Oh, all right, stop, stop, stop. Stop for that thing. Come up in here, but to fuck out all three of us at the same time. And then karate move, brick, a dude. Oh, my God, this shit. Oh, my God, man. I ain't going to lie, boy, I hit my head on that flow. Oh, that motherfucker.

We might both be in that mouthful. Hey, bro. Now your shit going to look like his. Yeah, we both going to be in that bit tomorrow. Oh, my God. Bro. What time your surgery, shit? I didn't have now.

Yeah, I should never hit this, though. I'm sorry, Biddle. We should have not. We all in Washington Hospital Center like, yeah, I'm sorry. That nigga told us stop doing that shit. I'm sorry, bit of all. Yep, I got to get my brain surgery the morning, too, man. Oh, shit.

Man, we got to take up some money for this, nigga, man. Exactly, man. I can't take it. Everybody go home tonight and sit at your daughter-room table. Just take it. bro we're gonna start that challenge right that's the challenge that's the before the surgery challenge before surgery challenge oh my god oh shit whoa damn i wish you to have that Gucci man song go ahead go ahead go ahead I can't I can't live like this

bank head no wayhead you remember that old cartoon whey head yeah with the steel boot ah damn man wow that was my nigga damn man damn man That's hard. Hey, anybody in here? Hey, man, you're gonna go a cardio vascular tech, man. You couldn't get that nigga no problem? You can't see that thing's shit throbbing? What hospital you work at, buddy?

You work in Washington Hospital Center? Hey, tomorrow, man, make sure they take care of that nigga, all right? Whenever you go on break, just go up to the floor, make sure his shit right. This, make sure he's right. He's gonna carry me in surgery. You gonna carry him in surgery. Like, that's your cousin, I got him. I got him.

I know this thing. That nigga was at work last night, man. Y'all better tip by man. What's my man? What's his name? What's your name, big man? Tim. Tim.

That nigga ain't coming back. Y'all ain't getting your bills. That nigga left. Fuck this shit, man. That nigga had a line. You can't call him Tim. You got to call him Timothy. Yeah, that's Timothy right there.

That nigga gone. He is not coming back. Y'all just better. Hey, you're going to have to take that back there yourself. That nigga Tim is upstairs. I ain't going to make front of my surgery. That nigga got that hell line. He's going to come up with the cure the sick of cell.

Oh. He's gonna make their eye change colors Oh my God Hey man Ooh that nigga got that What time is it? That they got that George Jefferson My nigga

He got that moving on up He got that Stephen A. Smith That's just saying No more No more We're done Leave him alone That nigga still got customers

He got open tickets Oh Leave him alone Like his face supposed to pop off I'm gonna have to go I'm gonna go see the goddamn Cardiologist Yeah I know

My heart had a hole. We glad you here because we all just almost had heart attacks up this bitch. Everybody ain't about that. But what if he was a doctor on the load and we had to go see him? And he like, uh-huh.

Y'all the niggas. Hi. Talk about that shit, huh? Hey, that nigger be standing in the hospital and say, oh, how the tables have turned. That nigggo said, you know what? We can treat you. I'm sorry.

Oh, Jesus Christ, man. What is wrong with this unit as a group, my nigga? We would have got kicked out of class, bro. I would have loved that shit, too. I'd be like, where y'all? We can't go nowhere. We can't go anywhere. You know, I didn't get kicked out of class.

We're like, all right, so what we're going to do? We're going to leave that bit. We're going to act like we running errands for the teachers. And let us go. Yeah, by the way. Any teachers in here? Much love to the two teachers. Yeah, thank you.

Yeah, salute y'all, because I know it's hard. Yeah. Oh, fuck them kids. Don't let them kids stress you out fucking kids, man. The worst part be the parents, the ladies, the teachers, to be the parent because they don't give a fuck about the kids when it's homework, but let you tell them,

hey, you need to go home and read more. You ain't reading good. That motherfucker go home mom and my teacher said I can't read. Bitch, I'm going up to that school tomorrow. Motherfuck I'm going to tell my son. He can't read. Fuck that bitch.

I'm going to beat that bitch ass. This is the first time you didn't see her in two years. You're like, oh, so you're his mother. Yeah, okay. Y'all saw that shit on Instagram. Dreya and fucked her. little son grades up because this lazy bitch don't want to sign the little shit.

So he had to do this speech and the teacher make him practice every night. To prove that you practice, your mama got to sign your index card. This bitch wasn't signed in the paper. She said I'm sick of it. Now this little nigger losing points off his project because she ain't shit. Because this bitch don't want to sign a permission slip. That's crazy.

Look, I ain't make that up. Get on the ground. No, that's real. That was the trend on social media. I should roast our ad for that shit. Yeah. You got some goddamn swimsuits. You got to take pictures and you ain't got time to sign. I ain't wrote a thing in two months. Mom's feigning for a nigga to do some stupid shit.

And then they get mad. Much love to all the grown women in here who only on Facebook. I'm gonna poke you tonight. That Facebook pussy is still hitting, Aloetious. All the Facebook puts you only hit on a certain day, like a Wednesday. You can get some Facebook pussy on a Monday night and it'd be good. No, but I stopped using Facebook once my mama got on there. I said, fuck this shit.

Nope. I'm not getting on nothing that my mama is active on, nigg. She'd be having conversations with people she went to high school with. It'd be crazy because I'd be seeing niggas that used to want to fuck my mom in the 70s trying to still shoot their shot. I love your son's work. It would be pleasurable for us to get together and go out. Niggas, get the fuck off my mama page. See, I would done bad.

Trying to get you some retro pussy. What's wrong with you? I'd be roasting the shit out of my daddy on Facebook. You do? Yeah, because my dad, he always, you know, them shits wherever. They would like, tag somebody if you love Jesus. And I'd be like, and he's going to tag me in the white. I said, now you raised me better than this to be tagging me in a fucking white Jesus.

What's wrong with you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. My mom would sound old on Facebook. First of all, I don't even know how my niece has made her profile. So she'd be texting me like she can't call my phone. She'd be telling like, hey, my son, how are you? I'm like, mom. Yeah, that shit is and call your mama.

Yeah. I don't, man. My mama be on there, man, telling everybody that put a picture up with me, thank you for supporting my son. I'm like, I don't know who that nigger is, okay? And I don't need him knowing you my mom. and shit. Now he's going to walk up on me. Hey, man, I was just talking to

Tawanda last night. They're like, Nick, how the fuck you know my mama now? We Facebook friends. Dalante West. Delante West that day. Oh, that's what I'm saying.

I'd be mad as a motherfucker for young niggins start fucking my mama. Man, I'm going to have to fight that, Nick. I'm sorry to have a life. I want to have a life. I want to have to be mad. I'd be interested.

I'd be like, how you did it? Because I ain't seen it with no man in for hell. D.C., if you walked in your house and it was a 25-year-old nigga in there fucking with his arm around, your mama like, hey, what's up, my nigga?

Oh, he's 25. He's disrespectful. He's squeezing her titty. I'll rob him, though. Over the shoulder. I'll rob him, because I know my mom ain't going to say nothing. You'll rob him just and see if he still come back around. Mama, I had to see if the nigga was really down for us, so I robbed him. If he loved you, he'll come back to mom.

He'll apologize for not coming through me first. Brough, I haven't recovered from that nigga. Still. I'm still. I'm still laughing on the inside. Tell my head. Yeah, you didn't see when he came I just wanted to start praying for him. I didn't see him when he came out.

I just saw the nigger disappear into the shadow. I did not have enough callio vascular left. A little what? To laugh at the collivascular left to laugh at that nigga. No more, man. Collio vascular. That's in your eyes. That niggian head breathing on this.

I don't. Hey, y'all keep on. There's going to be nine more niggas with that same hairline waiting on us outside. Them niggas is X-Men, nigger. Fuck as you talk about, that nigger is an ex-man. All the motherfuckers are going to be out there, nigga, floating in the air. He's gonna be standing outside with Black Panda.

Is this the one? Yeah. Is this the one who say you about your highlight? I'm like, oh, all these nigga head is saying, khh-p-p-p-p-knit all I'm gonna get the fucking with me. Oh. Nine heads? Don't do it.

Boop, boop, boop. Boop, boop. Boop. I don't play the nigga like the xylophone. I'll be like, wait, I know this shit they just signed off. These d'nigas are really expert. Jesus. What time is it?

It's time to go to bed, man. We got to get out this bitch. I'm about to do. Yeah, we got to go, man. Is 1127? 1127? 1127, man. He's 1127.

Yeah. Bro, we, that'd be a dope-ass alarm on your phone. That sounds like some Jamaican shit. You set this shit on your phone? Hold on, we play some Jamaican shit. Nah. Yeah. I say, do you.

This is a shit that be playing in the airport in the Bahamas when you land. Welcome. Wake up. Those niggas who be standing over there. Wake up, baby. I say the wooty one time. Oh, welcome. Now respect, everyone to be in the big people.

We take how to what? I say, one time, one time, one time. One time for the lady Aloysius. One time, one time. Wake up. Is that what one day is the world? Say, my man got surgery in the morning. Waka!

He got surgery in the morning. Head drama. He got surgery in the morning. He had trauma. You had surgery in the morning. Hey, trauma. Hey, trauma. A trauma.

A trauma. A trauma. A, A, A, trauma. A, A, A, A, trauma. A, A, A, A trauma. Surgery here. That's where my hair line, start back here. Back here.

My name is Timothy. I've been serving chicken wings and hinnacy. him I see I need tips because the doctor is going to snip my forehead in the morning my head is yawning yeah not surgery in the morning surgery in the morning in the morning surgery in the morning surgery in the morning surgery in the morning Yeah, hey, drama. Shout to my nigga, house arrest, got to leave real quick. That niggins start buzzing.

Yeah, I'm out of him. Bro, you sure your ride didn't leave you? That motherfucker ain't came back, bitch, though. She had the boobo? She boo-boboing? Oh, man, okay. He said she had an emergency. She got the booboo.

That's the emergency. Women to make us some shit when they got a booboo. It was a family emergency. My nephew fell out the bunk bed. Yep. She ain't a shitting. They ain't ain't shit. They're just doing a lot of gas.

As trauma. As trauma. Oh, man. Hey, but man, we got to get out of here. Make sure y'all support my nigga D.C. Youngfly every day hosts a TRL. Yes. That's every day. The most talented nigger, period.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, even if you ain't watching the TV. I'm selling it crack without selling crack. You feel it? Support that, nigga. We got the new season of Wiling Out every Thursday night. Even if you ain't watching TV, turn that shit on, walk off, go watch dishes, whatever. Yeah, yeah, no matter.

We need them views. Just cut it on and get the fuck on. Yeah, yeah. Make sure y'all fuck with this, 85 South Show. On YouTube, get Wi-Fi. Podcast app. Get Wi-Fi. If you got the iPhone, they got this podcast app, you can't delete it, and you probably don't even use it.

So just go on that shit. Subscribe to 85. unless you don't do that shit while you driving pull over say that shit on your eye clout yeah got it my nigger hey try eye trauma eh eh eh eh don't you do it stop leave a aloys is the fuck alone nope I ain't letting y'all do that yeah stop it's about to be a brand new year yeah she can see there but not here Stop the fuck, stop. Nope, no.

But it is okay. Aloysius got the patch today. It got diamonds on the front. She know how to roll a blunt. Oh, oh. Looking this way. But if it's over here, no way. Okay.

Stop. Look at the wish is the fuck alone. I ain't letting you play like this. Shit. I'm good over that. Bro, we got a lot of shit coming out this year. Anything involving some comedy, we're putting our hands on it. Meek, I'm good over that.

Appreciate it. Hey, man. Stop, John. Stop. This is the 85 show, man. I'm Chico B. Yeah. He calls on Miller.

D.C. Two sold our shows. We love y'all, baby. Fuck you mean. We do. Oh, my God. 85. 85.

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