The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The 85SouthShowLIVE at The D.C. Improv W D.C.YoungFly Karlous Miller And Chico Bean | Ep. 110

Episode Date: December 22, 2017

The 85 South Show At The D.C. Improv w/ D.C. Young Fly Karlous Miller and Chico Bean! The Squad invade the Washington DC Improv to bring laughter to all that attended these 2 sold out shows. You cant re-create this magic if you tried. From freestyles to roastin "Tim" the waiter in the Improv, the 85SouthShow proves to be the Coldest Podcast out now! FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Shit might be said that might hitch up under the skin and it might be a low blow. But guess what? It's funny as fuck, though. We got Tid Eyes in the building Say what, say what Say what Today's in the building

All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio Tidaz in the building With your stacking ass You're gonna be in New Year's In turn With your stagin' ass You're gonna go straight back to work With your stagin' ass While your kids still paying up in dirt

With your stacking ass Hold up your alternated on work With your staggin' air. Now you gotta try to crank it first. With your stagin' ass. Oh, said, you gonna be late for work. With your stagin' ass. And you ain't gonna have no fucking dog.

With your stagin' ass. Hey. You don't bend over the shit. Tell me too. Fucking these hoars on the low. Niggas'n' talk about. Them nigginseng with that shit. International.

I'll fuck your bitch. And I'll pay that rent. And anytime she called me, she's going to get off on these dick. Now, ain't no telling where you might see me. I'm posted in the end. But I might jump on the plane in Palais Vuola-Fronté because my no-los I got the jokes I'm everywhere You see me with it I'm up in Africa I'm telling jokes in different cities

Nigger went to Germany and felt some different tities Hey Nigger went to Germany and felt some different titty Hey hell niggum went to Germany and felt some different tits I say they're small and they round but felt some different Titty Hey I like smoking weed I like it and hot

I make bitches mad like B.C. Youngfly. Bitches walking out, bitch is pulling up. I'll apologize. We're getting I say I don't give a fuck. I'm crazy man. I don't know. Crazy man. I don't give him some of that pussy. He'll give some of his dick to you.

Give him some of that pussy girl. I don't like asking. Give some of that pussy, baby. I don't like asking. If the pussy is real good. Then please don't give me some But if this pussy is great Then Carlos really want some

Of that pussy girl I don't like As well, I'm a smell But I'm a fuck, no I don't got a smell but I'm a fuck no Pussy got a smell But I'm a fuck no Pussy got a smell

But I'm a pussy got a smell but I'm a pussy got a smell but I'm a fucking got a smell But I'm a fuck don't Eighty-five Eighty-five Eighty-five Kick-up, talk to him I say my nigger Tim, T-I-M who ain't never seen a headline quite like him

I said, my nigger Tim go to the barbershop and there a nigger say stop, bro, what are you doing here? You don't need to be here. You ain't need a shape up in like 10 years. Won't you cut that shit all? But Tim was like, no, no, no, no, no, no. Nigger, Tim. No, no, no, no.

It's for my nigga, Tim. I can't let it go. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's for my nigger town. I can't let it go. Oh, oh, oh, oh. It's for my nigger. This headline all the way back there

He got that hat on niggins How do you playing music and recording two That's the reason why the beat ain't dropping like we needed to Oh my nigga we up here flowing for the city We can't fuck it up you know these niggas ain't here gritty They gonna try to fight I ain't gonna lie this small and fuck man Yeah I got lost in the back dick I was like

I was like, nigga, who house I'm in? This shit crazy. I like this, boy. Everybody right here on stage. How y'all living over there? Giggling in love. She holding his dick watching the show. They love each other.

The rest of y'all in here playing. Look at you, trap queen, got your fur coat on, killing these bitches in the city. I got a whole goddamn fur vest on. You and your niggie. got vest on together. Oh, shit! Y'all are invested in your relationship.

Hell no. Y'all are already married. Oh, shit, I was gonna come be the vest man. Shut your ass up. What did you do? He's like, yes. Fitting to get some frostbid pussy. I know this shit.

This pussy's been out here sitting like it's been in a deep freezer. I know this motherfucker is sanitized. Did a bitch. Yank, Yank, Yank, Yank, Yank, Yank, Y, D.C. D. If she laughed too hard, the nigger behind her, you know what he going to do? What ain't going to do? Yank, yank, yank, yank, yank, yank, yank, yank, yank, yank, yank, yank, yank, yank, y'

Oh, she's gonna turn it to the Oozivir. Dany, d'all, da, da, da, da, d'i, d'y, yank, y'y, y'y, y'y, y'y, y'y, y'y, y'y. Whoa. Yeah. It's for my niggotty. Yeah. It's for my niggotty. Whoa.

Hey, y'all retarded. I had to stop being friends with y'all. When we were in school, the teacher would have just left. Yeah. You were like, fuck that. You ain't gonna never get control of this glad bitch. At all. We all gonna get kicked out, fuck it.

Now the D's niggas in here. You know what I mean? 85 soft soap. Snack your mama. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the D.C. Improv. Shut up. Like the man on the video says, From this point forward, you cannot use your cell phone for any reason in the showroom.

If you must use your cell phone for any reason at all, you must exit the showroom and either do so outside or in the lobby area. Now, for one final last time, please put your cell phones away. Now, ladies and gentlemen, if you're ready to get this show started, let me hear you all make some noise. Washington, D.C., this is the 85 South show. So that means get ready to laugh your ass off your ass off. tonight we got one of your very own in the house tonight you might have seen this man on wild and out dc give it up for your very own mr gico fiends can be easy talk about busting loosed stop busting loose in the meantime

busting loose make you feel fine yeah i feel like busting loose y'all put it off God damn, my mad Chuck Brown passed before I was old enough to go see that nigger, man. I wanted to go see that nigga so bad because y'all ain't nobody ever fought at a Chuck show. Niggas just just hold their drinks and dance, nigger. Don't drop no Hennessy or nothing with Chuck. That nigger had that same go-to for 40 years, man. That was a player. I missed that nigger, man.

Him, Mary & Berry. I miss everybody that was from the real DC. Who from DC in here? Who not from D.C.? Well, I appreciate you, motherfucking immigrants. Thank you. You motherfuckers just come in after they didn't gentrified the shit out of our city. You just walk around this safe-ass D.C.

I hate y'all, niggas. You motherfuckers don't even understand what this city really is, nigga. You used to just the white people walking the dogs around all safe. Hello, how are you? Welcome to Sir Some Quarters. It's very... Like, bitch, what the fuck? How the fuck is it white people on the border now?

It's just one's headed for the border. But I'm glad y'all came out, man. Make some noise for yourselves for coming out and rock with the 85 South Show, man. First of all, I got to apologize because we all a little late. Oh, shut the fuck up, niggas. Shut the fuck up.

Stop acting like y'all really in it. Niggas always mad at you when you late for some shit they paid for. But I bet tomorrow, if you wake up back to drinking all this lick and get on your job, you're going to be like, well, motherfucker, hey, I worked hard, nigga. What you're going to write me up for being 30 minutes late? Much as I do around this motherfucker, how dare you? But when it's us, yeah, y'all niggas is late.

Y'all niggas is, hey, we almost was about to tweet about you, motherfuckers. Fuck y'all, man. Niggas ain't shit. Okay, stay at y'all, man. Y'all really was mad. We was late. Let me tell you how we was, why we was late. First of all, we was in Grand Rapids, Michigan last night.

Yeah. Anybody ever been there before? Yeah, good. Don't even worry about it. You ain't missing too much, nigga. It's cold-dinned a motherfucker in Grand Rapids. If you think it's cold in D.C., nigga, you have been tricked. It's a different type of cold than Grand Rapids.

It's so cold in Grand Rapids. They got prostitutes sucking dick just so they can sit in the car. True story. Swear to God. You pull up on one of them asking how much she charged. You be like, nothing. If you just turn the heat, don't let me sit here to the next nigga, come.

I do whatever you want me to do. You're like, yes. Fitting to get some frostbid pussy. I know this shit. This pussy's been out here sitting like it's been in a deep freezer. I know this motherfucker is sanitized to the bitch. This is going to be. But we was in Grand Rapids and all of the flights got delayed

and, you know, we was in the airport for five hours praying that we was going to get here because I know that D.C. is not the city to stand up, nigger. If we wouldn't have showed up the night I'd have had to wreck each and every last one of y'all every time I had to come home and see my mama nigga. Yeah, remember that shit you did when you made me miss that $25 and I paid

them for them two drinks and them wings, nigger? Put your hands up. I'm like, bro, we are at Chick-fil-A right now. You want to fight me before I get my sandwich? Let me get my sandwich first. But we got a dope show on deck for y'all tonight, man. Thank y'all for coming out and rocking with us, man. This is beautiful

for me being from D.C. and seeing y'all come and support us like this, man. Make some noise for yourselves. We're coming out and supporting us. How you doing at this day? What's up, my name? You just, yeah, I'm just gonna salute you too. You got the goon face, me.

Where you from, big man? Maryland, what part? Temple Hills. That's basically D.C. Yeah, that's South East, you know what I mean? Y'all wanted to pass to Maryland that always counted and shit D. Mugher.

That DMV shit got niggins to be confused, me being one of them. Motherfugher be like, yeah. Where are you from? I'm from D.C. Oh, yeah, DMV. No, nigger. D.C. DMV is where you get your license at. I am not from there. I don't care what nobody say. Do you got to separate it? Nothing wrong with being from Maryland to Virginia. Don't get me wrong. That's cool. But we got to distinctively let people know where we're from when they say that DMV shit.

Because there's some parts of Maryland that just get the... You from Gathesburg, nigga? Really? DMV in Gaithersburg, motherfucker, this. The Metro don't even run out there, nigga, you got to, fucking, you got to catch the red line to the last stop, then catch a bus, then a cab, to get to Gaitersburg. That's what niggas go from D.C. when they're on the run from the fed. Yeah, I'm out Gatorsburg, Schlem.

I'm out of Gatorsburg, Slim. Don't call me, man. Yeah, them people's on my head. Jump outside the block yesterday, man. I had to go ahead and come all the way out of motherfucking, Gatorsburg, niggins. Ain't nothing out here but white people in motherfuck up. fucking grass. I ain't never seen so much grass in my life slump.

But Temple Hills definitely is one of the places that's always been. You know how we count? You know how will D.C. people count what Maryland motherfuckers that we always counted? It was the niggas that came to the go-go. Like Temple Hills niggas always came to the go-go, Forest

Village and, you know what I mean? Oxen Hill, all them niggas with Carver Park. Yeah, them niggles. Yeah, Se. Pleasant. was definitely, yeah. See, Pleasant is definitely, yeah. Y'all niggas used to be in the go-go, too. We used to count y'all.

Wasn't too many Virginia niggas in there, though. I'm gonna go ahead and say that out loud. Niggas from Alexandria, what, never getting their name called by Big G. You ain't never heard G say, Alexandria, come out. Yeah. Pindigar City, what's up? Yeah.

You'd be like, nigger, this nigger must have just left them all. Screaming that out. But like I said, man, I got a great show. We got a great show on deck for you guys, man. It's my pleasure to bring my brothers up here to my city, man. We're about to have a good time. First brother, I want to bring to the stage. You know what I mean?

Y'all have seen him everywhere. If you got a cell phone, you didn't seen him. If you've seen almost Christmas, you didn't seen him. If you watch TR.R. every day, you didn't seen him. If you watch Wile and Out, you didn't seen him. Basically, you didn't seen this, nigger. You're about to see him right here lie tonight. So, D.C., I need y'all to start making some noise for the nigga

that everybody thought was from this city because of his name. But the nigger from the west side of Atlanta, but he loved y'all to say, man. So I need y'all to put y' hands together right now and make some noise with my niggie. Youngfly! This is a woman on the game of Temple. It's simple I play with I'm mental. Mama says she saw me on Jimmy Kimmel. Canada because I'm a running samble walking with the rest.

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I was like, I'm like, who housed in me? This shit crazy. Ah! That bit Louis hell, nigga, you can touch me. Ugly a man. No, I didn't go lie to. A lot of people hang like this man, but you know, you got that gloat like you're sweet boy having.

It's because we eat breakfast in the morning. That too. Yep. And that makes your glow strong. It's the nutrients, the carbohydrates and proteins and shit. Y'all don't have them? Yeah. I don't mean.

So. Not getting another thing. Bread. These two young ladies over here. They, you know, I don't know. you know, I don't know if they want to be on camera, but let me just say this right now. With all the stuff that's going on, they don't be back here because they want to be back here. Okay, we're not holding nobody hostage.

In 30 years, if you see them, they just remember this. That's why I want you to get them on camera. I didn't want nothing to come back. It'd be like 30 years ago in the dressing room or the improv, something crickneyed on. Shit, I'm watching my drink. Exactly. I hope they'll put shit in mind. Exactly.

So, you know, it's all in love around these parts. 85 South Shore is a lot. We in this big quiet as hell, it's good. It's not sound, brutal, it's not sound good. We get caught in the whole thing. We got the whole good old shit. Nothing happened. 85 South Show.

It's the coldest podcast. Not all the podcasts that are cold. It's the coldest one. Yeah, see? Yeah, see. Make shit going on. Coldest podcast, see? Yeah.

Yeah. Here's the actions. Just in 1925, we'd still be those guys, yeah. Yeah, we'd be selling bootleg whiskey here. That's what you do. A lot of them, yeah. I shall show these poodles. Yeah, shame.

Even if there was slavery back there, we'd still be the niggas doing slavery. We'd have had this, we'd have had the motherfucking cotton field popping after the master and the niggas went to sleep. Why don't you look like, these niggas, ah, should be ashamed of himself. Ah! Ah! Y' motherfuckin' crazy! Okay, I'll look. I can't bring my partner up.

I love this shit, D.C. y'all turk to this bitch. Y'all have a good time. Y'all have a good time. I'm hiding in a buffer. Now, I'm fend to bring my partner up and go back to the list. I'm living room since we got there. Since we're in something out of the house, goddamn. If you need me, I'm gonna be in the kitchen, alright.

Alright. This next motherfucker, man, I'm telling you, man. Look, if you enjoy Chico, if you enjoy it, you definitely feel to enjoy this motherfucker. I love seeing this nigga on stage. Every time he's on stage, I bring my pen and my pad out because he is a definition of a true OG. Yes, he is part of the 85 South Show.

You know, see the thing on beat. You don't see a nigga on MTV wild enough DC make some noise right now Stop clapping right now for my nigger Carlos Miller I want to find 100 summers, nigga Fuck that a hundred winners too Hey, what's that in this?

Can't no niggas start to get this kid I'm gonna turn the fuck up I see in the streets Hey I don't fuck with these niggas Cause they shady These bitches they just want to have my baby Boyin in the age It's crap, baby.

Mama, she was in the street, so guess who raised me? You motherfucking rights. I couldn't get it from my mama, so I got to turn it off. That's a gospel song. All the black niggas in here know the shit. What? That motherfucker, young dog, a gangster. He said that she liked to argue, so I sent the bitch to law school.

Nigger. First black man to ever win an argument with a black woman. I tell you that. Send her to law school? Damn this shit. I feel like I'm telling jokes in the attic God damn nigger the chicken steam is hitting a nigga up here

y'all clap like I rode up here with y'all Who else was y'all expecting? Yes, this is us These ain't even real bricks Y'all quit acting like that We're in the hood still Shit Surprise the hell out of the white folks who own that club

This club right here All y'all pulled up and like shit who are these guys it's us we're in this bitch like a fetus tonight I like this boy everybody right here on stage how y'all living over there

giggling in love she holding his dick watching the show they love each other the rest of y'all in here playing look at you trap queen got your fur coat on killing these bitches in the city I got a whole goddamn

Fur vest on. You and your nigga got vest on together. Oh shit! Y'all are invested in your relationship. Hell no. Y'all are already married. Oh shit, I was gonna come be the vest man. Shut your ass up.

These jokes, I'm best playing, you get it? Those are puns, white humor. What's up, bro, how you living? Yeah, yeah. That's a real African right there. He ain't even got to tell me. You see how his head looked like refut? Yeah.

That thing's from the motherland. Where the ladies at? Single ladies. Hey, all six of y'all. Uninteresting ass Somebody wants you You ain't got nobody How the fuck you gonna find somebody

That ain't how you do it Mm-mm, them not the good women Where the ladies that Who got a man But you still give me your numb about That's the pussy you want Hell This pussy doesn't change

Bro this pussy doesn't change Tell the truth Bro this pussy's so good now You will go over her family house And act like you like these motherfuck That's crazy Pussy has come so far She ever put the pussy on you're just walking around her place

Just looking at all the shit you're about to change Yeah I'm about to get this internet hook back up in this bitch Good as she sucked dick She need to be wireless And throw that little bit ass TV away Walmart got to fit the inch for 232 I don't know if the shit made it the D.C. yet, but they got some new head

out that is crazy. Brother, the shit's so good. I was getting something about two twos ago. Bro, this shit's so good. She doesn't suck my sock off. My shoe was still on. I don't know how she did this shit. That's some fire-ass

head. You ever had the head so good, you start fixing the half-hoar? You'd have made a whole pony tail. Let me stop. Those jokes suck. Get it. You gotta keep up. I'm not your average.

Hey, pregnant, girl. I laugh. Fuck you. Owing fun. She is pregnant. Oh. They childish. I'm childish, too.

Every time I see a pregnant woman, I laugh in my mind. Be like, ooh, she's like raw dick. And she got another. Little pregnant air. Road that did it like a soldier. I'm stupid. Shut up.

Oh man. Cold and a motherfucker up here. I'm from the South. You don't get that cold where I stay. It's cold as fuck up here. I saw a homeless lady out here today. I felt so bad for her. But I guess she was used to this.

I guess she was used to this shit. She was playing in the snow and shit. She was fine. She had a fat little ass on it, too. I'm like, this must be her first day out here because there's no way. This bitch is just wandering the streets. Fine ass.

I might move to D.C. I like this shit. All these black people. Hell you. I love black people. Most of them. Most of them. For those niggas too tough.

Some niggas is something else, bro. The one thing I don't like about that they would roachers your ass but like talk bad about you for trying to do good. You ever seen in that shit? You just on your way to work, three of them. Look at this nigga here going to work. Oh, good dad, a nigga. Oh, raise a family in the community, that nigga, man.

Shirt tucked all in, bank account, checking and savers, ad neater. Good credit having that, boy. I don't know. We're about to tell this little bitch up, boy. Y'all ain't ready for this shit. Y'all enjoyed my partner, D.C., Chico? Oh, niggins. That's what we do over here on the 85 South Show.

We just talk shit and try to make the world a better place, one stroke at a time. Any lesbians here tonight? You said no? Huh? Who? Your girlfriend? You play too goddamn much. You obviously the boy

This bitch gay You gay You don't want Pretending you fucking this bitch For real Y'all together You sure you like dick I don't believe you

I just can't see you Come into the room Ready for some dick Hey bro pull the dick out No I just can't see it Huh You're the giver

But you said Also you ain't gay Because you're giving dick y'all bitch is crazy you ain't gay because you're weighing the strap shut the fuck up you ate the pussy you gay quit playing y'all out here tampering with the pussy I ain't fucking just playing with it I ain't even wearing rubbers out here wrong dick in these holes with the plastic

God damn. Now when I eat the pussy, it tastes like tubble well. That's crazy. How long you've been getting the dick out, ma'am? Forever? So you ain't never took the dick? So you don't even know if you don't like it or not. You sure?

All right. I'll let you try some dick if you ain't never had none. If it make you feel any better, I ain't gonna enjoy it either. Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh. Pull your shirt down, bro. Ha! Oh, shit. No, we just play.

Do your thing, girl. But you do need to try to dick just to make sure you don't like it. don't like it. What if you like it more than you ever thought? You're trying to dig one thing? Like, ooh, the dick kind of kind of like that dick a little bit. I don't want this to be the first one you had. This shit will ruin

your life. Yeah, you'll be dressing like a girl and shit. Next show you were in a dress. I don't know what it is about Carlos, he'd bring the bitch out of bitch. I'm thinking about We're on the size back, bitch.

I don't know. The dick is on my mind. Oh, shit. What's your name? Mo Mo Mo Mo. Hell no. That's because you got them tities. Let me stop playing, Moomoo.

You're kidding me. Let me go over here where the pregnant girl's at. They like dick over here. Oh, shit. They shouldn't let me in here. They already got us telling jokes on the tabletops. I know you got a whole animal hat on. Your ears gonna stink when you take that off.

Stank it, your ass. Oh shit. Hey man, where y'all that? Y'all might as well come back out here and talk to these folks too because this chigo in D.C. Come back, man. It's too good. Y'all gotta see this shit.

This shit, too. What's up, bro? How you living? Good, good. Shout out to all the old drug dealers in here who got out the game. I see y'all niggas in here. I know a nigga who got a bullet in him when I said.

Yellow-ass eyes. How y'all doing? The old dope boys. What's up, D. Well, I know that ain't a... Hold up. Hold up. Bring that nigga to the light.

Oh! Oh shit! What did you do? I bet them barbers be like, hey, that niggas go. That niggins got a hairline like a painter. That nigga be walking in the barber's up. You know what, that's great. I ain't going to get no cut.

You know who we got? You know what we got the headline like? Who? The lead singer from Earth Winning Five. Remember that nigga? Do you remember? My headlight went gold since September. She ain't laughed because that her uncle ugly, ugly, that's ugly.

Hey, y'all talked about that nigga. He disappeared in the floor. He ain't walked back. Hey. That nigga got a ride through this bit with a hoverboard. Y'all motherfuckin'all fucking stupid. We ain't got no back support. Hell, no.

Sitting there on stool. Damn, I put two songs in one. Yeah, hey, it worked. It did work. They were about to start a tangle, they stupid ass. Man, I'm drinking this goddamn red bull. You're drinking like it's a coat 45. Red boy, how you got down, I'm sleeping and ready to stay up at the same time.

I try to take a red boy and fuck, man, my dick went to sleep. I was up, though. I was like, man, this shit's crazy. This shit don't work in all spots. They need to put red bill on work for your shoulders on up. Just from the shoulders, dick. Just from the shoulders? I'm up, my body's smooth like a motherfucker.

My body don't went out. It's just me in the shoulders, nigga, we just up. You had to eat some pussy, nigga. I did. You had to eat some pussy. I did. And the best pussy you ever ate?

I was like that. Next strong in the motherfucker. Don't move, bitch. I'm here. See who can't reach him for the dick. I was like, stop. It's sleep. Let me text him first.

You ever be eating pussy. Thank you to yourself, bro, this is some shit right here. My other bitch gonna love this trick. Oh! Have you ever been any pussy? Yeah. Your girl pussy? Mm-hmm. And you couldn't give her that special trick you wanted to give her

because you know she's gonna stay. Your shit don't win out. Hello? We in the bottom of a church. You know who did it. Let her put her ass in the bag with that. The lesbian bitch, I unplug my cord. Oh, man.

Okay, I see what going on. Oh, y'all, let me see this shit. She said, she, I ain't. Our ass was in the lesbians in here. This bitch said, no. Oh. So what is you? So you're hot about your level?

But look, then she gonna say, this bitch gay. That's her girlfriend. She said she ain't gay, because she'd be doing the strapping. Oh, so you ain't, you and she said, no, no. That ain't part of, you know what, y'all wanna be a man so bad.

I wish y'all can buy real dicks and come with real dick problems. Real dick problems. Yeah, like sometimes it don't work when they want to work. Yeah, real dick problems. Yeah, you don't know nothing about busting the nut and they ain't got no distance on it,

nigger, that shit just run down your dick and hit your balls. You don't know nothing about that. You don't have to go through that. You don't have to go through that. You don't have to go through not having a motherfucking impressive nut. You're like, oh, I'm fitting to come and that shit just be like, no you're not. No you're not, nigger. That shit just come out your dick and drip down and hit your ball. She's like, where

it go? Bitch is mine. I'm pregnant now. God damn. The fuck happened to me. You never preignated yourself. You got pregnant. I don't have that shit dripped down my goots. I'm going to get some head one time. I was like, that shit gay. That shit gay.

You don't know what it's like to have to wipe your own nut up like you got damned and pissed outside of you're a woman. You're in the goddamn bathroom as a nigga like this. Ah, I gotta come from the back to the front. You didn't. The shit that went down there, man. You know went down there. Big dick got to come with a big cave. You say what?

You say what? Wrong direction? That's another game. That's another way. Your pussy dry. Oh, shit. I'm tired. I can't let it sit.

You ain't been talking my digger like that. He did. Yeah, you did white back the front, though. Nicky that, I'm trying to get the nut on my balls. No, I know what you did. You got to make sure the shit don't hit your ass. Exactly. Thank you.

He said, raw direction, baby. I didn't squirt, bitch. I's nutted on my balls. What the fuck is you talking about? out. Wrong direction. It's in her mind. She convinced you

just a nasty nigga now. You can't convince her no other. Let's have an eat off. Me and your girl.

On you. Bro, you can't eat more pussy than that one. I bet I can. I bet her jaws get hurt. She got the

dread and that bitch do 20 pushups before she go to bed every night. I can tell. She got them strong-ass shoulder.

You ain't gave you still well sports, bro. Shut your ass up. Shut. Just be walking around like that's some taint time.

Bitch, that's a bra. Bitch, me walking. Be being acting like her arm hurt. Bitch, your arm don't hurt. You just got that shit up that. Bro, you mean as him, bro. I tell the truth.

Where you from, baby? You from D.C.? What part? The gay part. No feet? Just stop. That's DuPont Circle, though, the gay pop. That shit sounds like the nigga

gets your DuPont in a circle. Yeah, a DuPont Circle. But you're from northeast? Where are in the North East? Oh, you're from Ben and Roe? Oh, shit. They didn't gentrify Ben & Road, too. Remember Hackinger Mall, nigger?

Oh, man. Hackinger was the shit. It was right across in Paradise. You'll get robbed trying to get them supplies for your house, nigh. That's a hood. That's a hood, yeah. Oh, Ben and Road to Hood. That whole street from the beginning of 8th,

when 8th Street in and Ben and Rose start, niggas. Let me tell y'all something. This is how you know you Greg. Tell it, Chico. You great going to a fucked-up neighborhood in the city. When you see that carryout that's missing the light on the motherfucker, it's supposed to say yums, but the Y and the U ain't lit up is just say YMS, that man, you're great.

They don't give a fuck about you in that neighborhood, nigga. You're about to get ugly. I mean, I got the D.C. on my fool here, motherfucker's swearing from up here. I'm like, nigga, you ain't never seen me at church, the Skangering. None of that. Y'all ain't never seen me at the stove. But, I mean, you got, I mean, you should say D.

You shouldn't claim, a nigga, you ain't never seen before. You shouldn't. That's like the Migos. I was like, nigga. I ain't never seen. See these niggas here in Atlanta. You ain't never seen the Migo? Until they got...

Dude with the halline back. He's back. Dude is back. There you go. He probably singing his order. You got three chick tennas. Three chicka tins. My boy gave him my hat.

That they're trying to go with that forehead. That nigger's four head. What is it good for absolutely nothing? Right now. That nigga looked like W.E.B. Du Bois. Yeah. Yeah, he got their headline. That nigga still watch wrestling with his old ass.

We're going to get that nigga a lace front. Hey. Look like he took one off. Fuck you mean. Shit. The pill back. They got the pill back. The pill back.

I guarantee you one thing. I bet that part his forehead is smoothed in the motherfucker. He got all types of African bees, wax juice he put on his forehead shit. This shit going to shine like a motherfucker. Bro, y'all leave that nigger alone. That they got that seven in his head. No, because I was talking to the manager. I was like, what happened to do?

She was like, an engine blew up in his face. Oh, no. Oh, man. Well, God bless you for still being here, brother. That's something to go through right there. Amen. Hey. Amen.

That was a good one. That was a good one. J-O-N. Oh, that was a good one. Oh, that was a good one. Oh, that was a good one. Play me some shit, bro. What kind of engine, though?

Hold on, I won't get deep. What kind of engine? It was a lawnmower. It was a lawnmore engine. He was bad to... Oh, shit! I don't rent no more rock. Look ahead.

Oh, man. That is hilarious. Hey, you know, that nigga, though. You know that nigga no spells. He's going to cast a spell on us. What he looks like? What he looked like? Remember when Robocop took the face man.

Oh, nigger. That nigga hate us, man. So what? He ain't, no, no, no, for the get no fool. He's like, no, you take it shit. I'm not going back up there no more. They ain't going back there. Give my keys.

They're going to tip the shit out of him. Buddy with the vest. Hey, my man, come here. Let me holler at you. Where you get your shit cut up at? Stop going over there. Them niggins don't fuck with you, man. That d'nig said Alamo blew up in that.

Oh, my God. Hey, man. Hey, you know who would have been in school. I would have been reminding him that Alamo blew up in his mask. Nigger. Anti-Dick C. So how was it with that Lomba? So how was it when that Lomba?

You shouldn't have been fucking with that spark plug. Oh my God. Did they have a dirt bike screen? Shout out to the white people here. Don't know what the fuck they're watching right now. Because they got riding Lomba, so they already know. We bonded as a community. Yes, we is.

We're gonna roast that nigger till he have a ball head like the rest of us. Exactly. It's what you call Hood comedy, white people. Yes. Thank you. good now. They're in the city now. You know, they walk their dogs through neighborhoods. Motherfuckers used to die in. They ain't scared of nothing. We're going.

Fuck it. I don't care how many of them are in there. Who's going to be there? I'm from Barry Farms, God damn it. I'm from the farms, alright. I'll see you. Let's go. Lid up like a lightning bug. There's you go. Where are you from, my woman? Rockville. Yeah. Rockville.

That's not what it sound like. She sounds racist in hell. Yeah, it's this. Don't be caught over in Rockville. That's like 19 stops on the red line right there. Rockville, that's where you wake up when you fall asleep on the train after that long day of work, nigga, you wake up. Welcome to Rockville. I'm like, shit, I got to go on the other side. That sounds like where you can stop that when you got a peepee.

You don't even know. You just walking, hey, man, what are we at? Rockville, Maryland. Where are you headed? Trying to get to D.C. We're trying to get there from here? I used to work at the Whole Foods in Rockville, Maryland. Yeah, I used to work at Whole Foods Market

That's like a vengeance better No, it's like the, it's where white people go To prove that they better than us You know what I'm saying Like we had the Safeway That's what we used to shop at Safeway, man, but it wasn't even safe We had Family Dollar

We had that too Now we had family dollar We had shit like people's drug store Murray's Steakhouse nigger Murray's name Murris, that shit sounded like you get everything Look and she's like Murray You remember the Steakums from Murray's, nigger?

Oh, nigger! Oh, ain't nothing like a Steakam, nigga, man. I'm glad y'all bonding. I'm glad y'all bonding. That nigga in the back stood up. Yes, nigga, yeah. That nigga missed the hell out of them goddamn steak. They got-downed Murray's Steakhouse Steakams was legendary.

What happened to it? Hey, man, they closed down. Why? Because it's just... Niggas liked it too much. They didn't like it too much. Anytime we start having too much fun, they'll shut the shit down. Yeah, that shit right on down.

Ooh, boy. Stakems, boy. I had a black president, brought a racist motherfucker right on there. Man, we bet had a black president of D.C. Marion Bird. That was our president, Nick.

Oh, shit. Merrin Burry's... He wasn't in my books. That's crazy. Y'all still love that nigga. He sold the whole goddamn D.C. for $700 with Rokes. No, he didn't.

Anthony Williams. He had to get it back. I get it back. I know the nigger. That's the cocaine, you ain't. Listen, Anthony Williams. You're sold the goddamn D.C.

I ain't sold nothing. Listen. Stop yelling. Listen, listen, Carlos. I let the nigger barred till Thursday. Listen, Carlos. First of all, don't disrespect our president like that. That, that nigger.

That's your ass. Hold up, hold up. They got this nigger on tape talking about how he going to smoke some more out here. We'll be back in here Thursday. Wait a minute, Carlos. First of all, Carlos. Shut up, Moomoo. First of all, Carlos.

I'll fight your hand, Mumu. Her name, Mumu. First of all, Carlos. There's a little, Call him going to get her down and grab my tits. Anthony Williams and Sharon Pratt Kelly fuck the city up all right

All right All right We ain't in no press conference nigga guy No fuck that Fuck y'all Ya see y'all My man was on crack cocaine

That ain't what it is Okay let's say he was On crack Shit my brother on crack Shit You know what DC You know what DC? I sold the nigga crack

It hell what it is Your brother on crack But that nigga wasn't never mayor I guarantee you that That Nick Murray and Murray ran the city You ain't have to call his brother

You ain't have to call his brother You ain't had no drill it to That's how they will. No, nigger. When Murray and Burry was president of the city, nigger, you can get an eight ball and a flash pass out the same building. That nigga was...

That nigga had the city lit. We up here talking shit and bullshit, but if you think about it, that is a magnificent feat for you to be on drug and running the city responsibly. Responsibly. He didn't do it thing. It's just the...

When they told him, it didn't make a thing like he was doing that. The best set him up. He said it on the tape. He's the... Let's get the woman out. She's going out. I get a trick like this, fucking damn.

Set up, huh? I'm standing. Okay, just stand still. Okay, please stand still. I'm gonna set up like that. Before we do anything, Mr. Mayor, I want to read your... I'll just listen. I already told you your arrest of a violation of narcotic laws

and Mr. Gup, Columbia. Pay attention to one of them got out of the setup. Okay, I understand. Pay attention to what I'm going to do. Listen to your rights, ma'am. I should have come up for you. Before we ask you any questions, you must understand your rights. You must understand your rights.

That's a real nigger right there. That nigga said, this bitch set me up. That was the first shit he said. What happened? The bitch set me up, nigga. This bitch set me up. I did see that. We was walking around with shirts on with that nigger face on and said the bitch set him up.

That's what the city looked like. That's a real-ass shit right there. Ain't wrong with cocaine. You got to be on something trying to run this motherfucker. You know what? You're absolutely right. You got to be on something. I can't deal with my family

I'd be having to smoke a blunt every 20 minutes shit smoke it then we ain't gonna stop you I'm telling she got quiet I thought somebody

was gonna light one off them fake-haired candles on the time oh tell them that's saved by the bell background in the bright guy these people showing that so my love I'm just posted like I'm really in the hood bro I'm gonna put it out

but nigga I'm What a candle like that! She's right there Look at that fur vest Mm-hmm yep Still got shit for 25 cent. What's your name, Auntie? What's your name?

I mean, shit. Auntie? You're an aunt, niggins? How are you talking about? What's that, Auntie? Sweetie. Tweety? Tweety?

He too old to be named Tweeting. God damn. She's really from the hood. Tweeted on her birth certificate. That nigga right there. He's like, alright now, y'all. Y'all didn't pick the wrong couple in this motherfucking man.

Yep. That's an old-school. He got that Chuck Brown gold tooth in his mouth. That's an old D.C. You can't be scared of a nigga who ain't driving. Hold up. I'm going to get that pistol out of the car. Babe, I love you, though.

You got to wait for my motherfucketka. I don't know about to scare you, nigga. Leave him alone. He got a knife in his boot. Oh, yeah. D.C., you're stupid in hell, man. Your boy went in the kitchen and fluffed the afro up a little bit. Fuck them niggas, man.

Yes, he did. The nigger that you did. Girl Spunts. That shit don't work on here. The curls butt. Shit, back, he's like a slave, but God damn. Oh, man. Look at that thing.

What's his name, though? Do you got a name tag? Bro, what's your name? He got a subway shirt on. This thing don't need work here. This thing. This thing is a volunteer. They're doing community service.

What's your name, bro? Tim. No, it ain't. What's your real name, Tim? Tim. Look at her. She's that. He the best one in this

motherfucker What other way she's in? What a other matter of fact We're gonna make shit Tim in the tip Over there scouting dick He the best one You ain't never gave a nigga

A compliment Till the night We turning these bitches out And bringing these holes back Hey Shout out of my nigga Tim, man You better start looking For a new girlfriend

She's coming back Yeah I ain't seen No other way to though Tim and all the nikes It's Tim and the other girl What other girl? It's a girl She came right here

She's sending in the crowd They bitch ain't even working Yeah This bitch ain't he working. You're stupid. Why you got that damn hat on, Nick? That hat looked hot than the motherfucker. I'm telling you, man.

Huh? This nigga here, man. What the fuck you got that hat on him? Oh, oh, that, hey, get your hat to Tim. That nigga need that motherfucker, man. Take that off and give it to Tim. Your headline still in the tag, nigga. That nigga Tim need that motherfucker, man.

Tim wear outside nine in hats. God damn. Shut up. That nigger is studying. That nigga is studying. My nigga right here got that southeast raccoon on. That's what that is right there. That nigga went to the south side and killed the raccoon.

Man, play me some pimping. Oh, that she go. That she goes. That she goes. That's going to. Hey. He ain't doing nothing. What's going on?

Oh, you ain't doing nothing. Hey. You ain't doing nothing. Hey, you ain't doing not. At work faking, but you ain't doing nothing. Yeah. You ain't doing nothing. Hold on.

Hey. What? You ain't doing nothing. What? He ain't doing nothing. We're at work. He ain't doing nothing. Fanking.

My nigga Tim, my nigga Tim. Hey. My nigga Timmyton. Hey. Timothy, Timothy, what? Timothy,

my nigga Timothy. Hey. Timothy, my nigga, Timothy. Hey. Timothy. Tell me, yeah, I don't know muscle. What?

Timothy, my son, Timothy. Timothy, Timothy, Timothy, Timothy, Timothy, Timothy. Hey. That big, don't suck your dick. Hey, check it.

Hey. Shout it right here on the dick. Oh, belly right that on the dick. Hey. Show it right that one that. They want to dick, hey, shot it right they want to dick. Hey, shot it right they want to dick.

Hold on, she's the one to tell ya what she want to do-doo. Hey, she's name is Mumu. Say she want the dick. I gave it to a DC, and she said she want to him. Go to her yesterday. Her girlfriend rolled on my face, and we didn't have a three-way. They hit me on the Tuesday, eh. Hey.

Had Mumu on the dick. She said she never liked it, but she's loving this shit. Ooh. I be bringing holes back while I come to D. D.C. I'm trying to break the whole bag. Hey! You know their bitches is fine. We go way back like that nigger Tim Headline.

You know, we ain't playing no game. My name is Jiko and you know I can never be lame. I said that girl right there got the strap on. She put that shit on and she's been to get her Mac on. She told her girl, bed over baby, I'mma hit it from the back. But she can't bust on nuts because she fucking with a strap. Hey! Hold on.

Let me get strong. I say, hey, moo-moo, I eat it with my going on. Ah! Sticker. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-a-h-h-h. I see, we bring the whole back. I lay on the back, and then I hit it just like that. I say, well, hey.

Where the people go? What's him-a-ha-ha-ha-a-di. Hey. See you want that dick. Your shit ain't dropping right. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

You know why they? That shit's skipping. He got that hat on, nigger. He got that hat on nigger. That hat on nigger. What it is? He got that hat on nigger. That's the fucking hat on nigger.

That motherfucking hat. That's fucking him up, my nigger. He got that hat on, my nigger. Hey, D.C. How do you playing music and recording too? That's the reason why the beat ain't dropping like we needed to. Come on, my nigger. We up here growing for the city.

Hey. We can't fuck it up. You know these niggas in here gritty. They gonna try to fuck it up. Right, every last one of us is this shit in who. You know we go in all the door. And with that, I'm a fool. Okay, now, Cheek on D.C. right there. Hold up.

Wait. Tim got to work at six. His headline to look late. Yeah. Real talk. He ain't even the boss. Like D.C. said, it's like he took a lace front off. Yes, he did.

We need to relax on my nigga Tim. We need to go ahead and let him go ahead and out of his bed. Go ahead and take these two. Y'all go ahead and kill my nigg. But I ain't gonna lie I'm gonna get my nigga You Moooo, what's you been to do

Because I eat that pussy And I make you Boooooooo Hey I'm a lesbian too Hey I'm a lesbian too Me too

I'm a lesbian too Mou We're so lesbian too Hey Carlo, check this out Hey, we gonna lay you on your back. Yeah. Flat. Then push your stomach back.

Be like, there go that pussy right there. There go that pussy right now. There's going that pussy right now. There go that pussy right now. Hey. Hey. Yes, we will. This is the 85 South show.

Oh, shit. Oh my God. Oh, my God, man. Oh, shit. It was hard to run. Oh, it was hiding. It was hard. It was hard.

It was hard to put that on him. She didn't even know she had that on him. Oh, my God. That was a good one. He said, push it back and said, that's what that's really right there. Yeah, that's it right there. Yeah. All right.

Oh, that was hilarious. That's stupid. Oh. I don't fuck with y'all. This Red Bull D.C. I'm geekyed up on this Red Bull. Hey, D.C. I'm going to get up on the Red Bull.

What, what's you going to do then? Eat up like a Red Bull. Hey. Hey, Tim. Bring me some chicken fingers in my neck. I'm hungry. That's what it is. I'm going to get up on the Red Bull.

I can't think. You got to put your order in with Tim. How many orders? You ain't even got to say it. You can text it to him. How many orders? She said that nigga Tim got to be here in the man That nigga know exactly what your total is

I ain't got a type shit Oh man, it's 5666 It's a math genius How much it is 60-17 How much is if you want to be 20% It's going to be $8.771. That thing is stupid in here

Oh, my God. Let get another beat. Hold up. That's what I was just about to say, bro. We don't want that one out. That's what I was just about to say. That old and careful. Hold up.

Pause. Cut that motherfucker down. Nick Green ain't no house party. Shit, it feel like we wanted this. We're in the basement. We're in the basement. I blew her down feathers off that damn jacket. I see some shit floating in this motherfucker.

What the hell is that? Look, she's sitting right there like she don't trust the nigga behind her. Yeah, I know. Yeah, she got that look like, help me. Yeah, she's been looking at us. She's looking at us like that nigger live with her, but he won't leave. They been broke up four months ago.

Get him out of him. You look scared, baby. You look scruff for that. Listen, I was looking at you when we were singing. You was like, like this nigger told her, yeah, bitch, you better not laughing. None of these niggas why I'm sitting right here. Let me catch you looking at a nigger in the eye.

His hand is all around her. Like, nigga, we know that show, girl. Yeah. This nigger like, yeah, uh-huh. Whatever you're doing, bro, stop doing this shit. I don't know what it is. Cut it out. What you do, bro?

What you do? No. That niggas said, professionally? No, niggerly. No, niggerly. You know what we do? We know what he do for fun. He makes sure she don't do shit.

He was like, oh, I'm a mailman. But what I do for my job is make sure this motherfucker don't like neither one of you niggas. That's what I do. So what you do, insecure? Oh, this nigger insecure. What do you do? She can't even breathe. He breath in full.

Look, halaam. Uncompoful and fuck. I hold your stomach. My God damn, Nick, a lot of breathe. Every time she left, he's grabbing a real bitch, quit giggling. Now, what you do, bro? Nothing. Why you ask professionally then?

Like you had an occupation. Professionally? Nothing. Chat, though. What do you do? You don't do shit? You say he in the front row so he'd get money. Niggins these tickets wasn't that much.

I don't wrong with you. This shit was $3.2. You motherfuckers ain't come see you too. I'm dead. That table of a little hair. Y'all knees touching, nigga, you're sharing the table. Fuck you mean.

That's his uncle who sell dope. He got money but won't give him nothing. He's getting money. Nick, give him some then. He's the driver. Nick, I ain't even got his vest. Where his best at? We know who gets money.

You know who gets money. You know who gets money in this bitch. Yeah, that's a matter of fact. That's a good analogy. They both got vest on. That's the money team. Y'all just came early. Uglaid boy.

That's the money. That table is first come, first. You were in here when we was putting this shit up. They were like, yeah, I can't wait, nigga, two y' hours, I'm right here. Hey, you're talking that shit. But the OG right here looking like, fuck you mean, he's taking, oh, god-down kind of.

My shit wasn't cheap, I don't know about there. Hold your champagne glass I got. Hold that I got. That's your man right though? How long y'all been together? Just one? Y'all been fucking around for a long time, though. She's talking about that my husband.

You look like y'all been for her. That's a D.C. woman right there. We've been Murray for one year. I'm talking about, like, you know, been through some shit. But we've been going to get up since during the black came out. Nika fuckers you're talking about. Y'all finally got y'all shit together. Y'all gonna stop fucking off and be like, you know what?

You for me? All right. It took y'all this damn long. That damn. It wasn't that lie. Way out there dog's long. What the hell going on? What the hell going on? That's what gays the shit.

Hey y'all have a conversation. No, no, you need to chill. Listen to me. No, you're listening to me. Black men like to get married later on in life. We got to make sure we're going to live. Fuck that. That's all.

We just be trying to make sure we're going to be around. You still fucking with me? Let go on do it there. I'm going to get married on my deathbed. All my other holes left. This nigga said, I'm going to get married on my deathbed. Right there when I signed a wood. I'm like, ah, dude.

That's fucked up, bro. Salute to the people in the back on the glass right there. Appreciate y'all. They back, hurt like a motherfucker. How are you living back there? Y'all, the silhouette there the motherfucker from this view right here, boy. It's black in this motherfucker, man. That's what's up with the sound system in the business?

They got a shortage in the basement. I keep checking the cord. You good? Yeah, I'm good, I think. You post it up like, you got the dimes, I got the nicks. You sell piter. Yeah, I do. This nigga here just around.

Yeah. He go to the stove. This is a real trap right here. We're trapping out the band, though. These bricks ain't real, but they look real. They feel real. They're not. They're not real. We're in this bitch.

Beating the guys and run the head through that. That shit real. Tim. Hey, come see if these bricks real. If you could just one time, this bone one time. How are you going to hear? I'm glad. Oh, shit.

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What you're going to do to him? You should have cut your strings. You're supposed to cut them. This thing I just did that two hours ago. Why you smiling at me? Oh, white woman. Why you smiling at me? Let me tell you something.

Tell her these. Tonight you ain't getting no tips. You're working for three. We gonna give the tips to my nigger town. Hey, hey. We gonna get the tips to my nigger's town. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, get the tips to my nigger'am.

Because he, oh, oh, oh. Why Tim need the tips? What's the tip? Why Tim need the tips. Because his house is sitting on bricks. What else? And every now, man, this nigger like taking sheds on his self. I don't know, but he look like he do.

And I'm trying to tell you that that nigger tell him a fool. Every time he boo-hoo on himself, man, my nigger needs some help. So that's why we're fin the kid tips to him for my niggatiel, yeah. Everybody say that. That's what my niggottie tell, yeah. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. That's my nigger, Timmy, oh, oh. Timothy, Timmy.

My niger tell. She can go talk to him. I say my nigger Tim, T-I-M. You ain't never seen a headline quite like him. I say, my nigger Tim go to the barbershop and they a nigger say stop, bro, what are you doing here? You don't need to be here. You ain't need a shape up in like 10 years.

Won't you cut that shit off? But Tim was like, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. It's for my nigger, Tim. I can't let it go, no, no, no. No, no, no. It's for my nigger town. I can't let it go.

Oh, oh, oh, oh. It's for my nigger town. This hair line all the way back there. If your hairline leaving your head, don't be scared, go ahead and cut it all. No, no. I said, if your hairline leaving your head, don't be scared, go ahead and cut it all.

I can't do it no, no, no. Let it go. Oh, oh, you got to let it go. Yank, yank. Cut the clippers on the yank, yank, yank. Yank, yank, yank, yank, y'all. No way about being evil. Say yank it's for my yank it all, you can see.

Yank, yank, yank, y' y' y' y' y' y' y' y' y' I've missed a gang, yank, yank. Yang. Yank, Yank, Yay, Yay, Y. Yeah. Yank Yank Yank Yank Yit Jinn. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm dedicated to our Nigger Tim. It's for my nigga Tim. It's for my niggottie. It's for my nigger Tim. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I know, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Yank, gang. Yank, gang. Yank, gang. Yank Yank Yank Yank Yank Yank Yank Yank Yank Yank Yank Yank Yank Yank Yank Yank Yank Yank Yank. I stood a pregnant girl on the front row that like raw dick. You got nutted in. Yank Yank Yank Yank Yank Yank Yank. I took a couple on the front row, oh, to be wearing the best.

Yank. Yank, yank, yank, yank, yank, yank, yank, yank, yank, y' yank, y' y' yank. That's how to take that motherfucker, all. To the nigger who won't move out her house, smoking weed all in the living room. Yank yank yank yank y'all. And to my girl, new, new, no, new, new, new, mu, but you got a new deal, d'o, yank, yank. A yank, yank, a yank, spank, a spank, a yank, a yank. What about the girl who needs some hair, this bitch right here.

Oh, yeah. Yank, yank, y, yon. Yank, y, y, y, y, y, y, y, y, y, y, y, d.C. If she laughed too hard, the nigger behind her, you know what he gonna do? What ain't gonna do, yank, yank, yank, yank, y, yank, y, y, y, y, y, y, y, y, y, y, y, y, y, y, y, y, y, y, y, y, y, y, y, y, y, y, y, y, y, y, y, y, y, y. Yank, yank, hey. Oh, she's going to turn it to the Uziver. She's going to turn it to love, Yuzi Verve.

Yank, yank, yank, yank, yank. Yank, y, y, jake, y, jank. It's for my niggotty, yeah. Yeah, it's for my nigga's here. Woo! Hey, y'all retarded. I had to stop being friends with y'all. When we was in school, the teacher would have just left.

Yeah. You were like, fuck that. You ain't going to never get control of this class, bitch. We all are going to get kicked out pocket. Now with these niggas in here. Never. Oh, man. Hey, man.

That felt like class again. Exactly. That felt real. Hey, D.C. Man. Oh, my man right there. He's been there the whole time. That nigger is security.

It's got up. I heard some. Hey, make sure y'all go on YouTube and check out the 85 South Show. Hit the website, 85 Southshow.com. We're have you some of this cool shit. Yep. We got these right here for sale. Hell yeah.

If you want to get one of these. Yeah. Yours are gonna tight, though, mine loose in here. Yeah. So if you ain't got muscles, just buy it until you do. Yep. It got a tight collar on it. You know what I mean?

It ain't loose. man collar right there. That nigga had that bitch over yesterday. Yeah. And day four yesterday. It looked like somebody was, looked like the police was chasing him. He got here.

You know what he got here with, don't. What he got? Yang, yank. He, yank, he. He. Going to jail. Yank. He.

I know who did it. Yank. Him. Yank. It was a mou-moo. It was a nigger with the vass. It was a nigga who choking his pen. And the nigg.

We've been married for a year. Yank. And I break the woman. Yank. She got the dope of the pussy. Yank. Hey, you know, my nigga right here looked like he was playing football in the y'all earlier. His girl right here with a little transparent t-shirt on.

Yeah. Hey, why are you going? I'm going to go to the comedy show. I want to go get the car. He was playing football in that t-shirt. We had a good time. What time it is? What time it is?

I didn't know we had to take show. They fucked me up. You know, you got two shows. What time is it? What time is it? So we had one of them paid. We got to do this shit again. Huh?

I don't think they're going to get a yet. Oh, we got five minutes. I don't think they can do it. He ain't one more time. We got any questions? Do what? Rebel Radio. Listen, everybody.

We came all way up here to D.C. to perform up here in my auntie's attic, okay? Brought it all the way up here from Georgia for you. You know how we get down over here at 92 a.m. Rebel Radio. Oh, we get down? How we get down? You know how we get down over here. started not to come to this shit because earlier this week i went up there at a steve raymond

Chevrolet purchased me a 2017 silverado i start to drive that motherfucker up here but i said nope not gonna do it hey you know what you know what you want to talk about hey you know what up here dc they got these goddamn things called speed cameras right talk to them buddy they're the fucking devil man you could be going like fucking 45 right i know And then there's a sign says 25, but you don't see the fucking camera. Yeah. And then you keep going 45. Then all of a sudden, fow!

You're flashed, and now you get a fucking bill in the mail for $350,000. No way. They caught me up there. That's the truth, man. That's why Uber everywhere. Yep. And they caught me on the speed camera. I was getting some head in the front seat.

No, they didn't. Yep, almost ruined my marriage, man. My caroland opened up that ticket and saw the... that head in my lap. I couldn't deny it because you saw the birthmark on the bottom side of my shaft. It was that clear, too.

That's how clear they take the pictures, man. They'd take you get your birthmark on your shaft and everybody. You know what? I think that's the same thing that happened with Tim. I was riding with Tim one day. All right. And I don't know. This fool is a crazy motherfucker.

He stuck his head out of that window like Ace Ventura and took that damn picture. I didn't know. He stuck it right on out DC He stuck it right or not Was the hair line full Before he stuck it out

Then when he stuck it back in You're like what the fuck happened man That's what I said Your hair blew off in the front man Guys That ticket calls 350 I just got a message from Tim Over here on this side

He said mind your fucking business All right All right Cut it out All right All right She looked like she don't need no man What a single

What a single lady? I don't want the young one. I want me a cougar. I'm bushing early. You gotta make sure them bidsies don't be having them alter egos. Like, bitch, you ain't cat woman. You four to three. Yep.

And a woman that's... The cougars are trick your ass. You don't even know how old they are until you push their legs all the way back to push the gray on the bottom. Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ha! Ha! That shit to tell you the way right now. You can read it like, Brad. It's under there, though. You got a little. This thing is there the pussy gray on the bottom. You can't dive under there.

You can't put that dive under the bottom. That's wisdom, though, right there. You see that gray pussy hair. That's wisdom. That pussy got wisdom. See, back one of the pussy head don't get gray, it turns silver. You got to lick that wisdom.

That's what wrong with you. Y'all don't like to read. Keep ewe and everything. Nica taste it. I might think of some shit. You know what? The reciprocal of mine is three. Listen, man.

I did not know that three years ago. She is not going to laugh too hard. I see her one to let it out. When she get home and get in the bathroom, she's going to go, ah! Crying in the shower with the cold water on. That's all about Tim was so funny.

Do you need help, baby? Because we can help you. You might get your head beat. Man, we'll jump that nigger. Leave her alone, bro. She don't want you no more. He like, shit. Move out, little Maurice.

This thing is abusive. Yeah, yeah. She explained it to the family, my lease, that can't nobody be over there. I don't know what I'm going to do. He won't leave. He's selling dope out my front door. My kids see that shit.

You say her least. She came out. My least, that can't nobody else stay over there. My lease. The people at the department complex, they be seeing him in the daytack, he won't leave. They know he's staying with me. My niggins said, my lease ain't can nobody else be over there. My lease ain't anybody be up there.

He'd be warping my son sometimes. I'd be like, stop. He'd be like, don't shut up. I'd be like, okay. He didn't he just get in my car and go over the fucking want to go. That is hilarious. Oh, shit. That we know somebody's serious.

They bring that lease out. They don't really give an air about no lease, bitch. No, for real. Who ever come to eye? They do. They do. Who in here? Jamon?

All right. Niggas thing I ain't bullshit about my house now. Niggins thing I ain't bullshit about. The white people are not playing about that leaf. All right. Everybody comes to the door. We got Dariot. Get the checklies.

Dariot. Raise your hand in here in here. Don't have been taking pictures. Who is this, though? Who is this? My bitch? Me. Us.

You stupid, bro. Oh, my God. Oh, these boys are crazy, man. Y'all showed us a lot of love about here tonight. I'm gonna tell you how you do. You got to beat him while he sleep, but you got hit his head in the head. He's gonna be like, ugh, and then you get the fuck on. My stupid head go right to the door that's locked.

They ain't never been open ever. Bitch, this is your house, my lease. That nigga right now. That nigga, right now, right behind the bitch you thought that was going to get me. Bleeding like a motherfucker. Wiping the blood, oh, come on. You can't get out of that door.

The least say that always got to be out from the outside. She almost got away, Chico. That nigga jumped on the hood, bloody. Where are you going? Blood running down to wish. He got the lease. He got the lease. Hey.

Oh, my goodness. This shit crazy, man. She had to costume. Ah, no. Yeah, bitch. Delease. We're gonna do that movie. This shit gonna be called Delease.

Delease. The piece. Based on the true story. We're gonna get Andrews album on that motherfucker, though. You're gonna be talking that shit. I don't know how you talk. Hey, oh, you're doing. How have you talking?

You know, that bitch. That's fucking sexy and shit. I don't know. God damn. Let me see who over here. Oh, shit. That's the shade butter section. Oh, yeah.

I smell it. I smell oils and all types of cocoa butter and shit. Why they got to do that? They push things. Look at all the ladies. Oh, no, nigger. Why? Shepard is of the Lord, okay?

But you got to think about it. Don't that shit get mustard. You put all of them that scent down now? Nope. Oh. Oh, they're going to wipe the wrong way. I fuck with a bitch that walk a lot. She must be a guy in college.

She knows so much about, first of all, what you don't know is the pH balance is not determined by the fragrances upon what you placed upon your vagina. Don't fuck with her. I'm just saying, some of y'all don't do this all the way. I don't know. I don't know who you're about to say. First of all, Dush is bad for the vagina because it takes out all the natural juices.

Ain't no fuck all that. It releases all of the natural juices that is inside of the vagina, so Dush is not good, okay? You don't need to do that. I'm like, maybe three licks to get that tang out. Come on, let's do it. Oh. Oh, no, la, la, la.

It's okay. Come on. Oh, my goodness. That's like putting your tongue down a sink, you got to... The old nigger wanted to help him so bad. Young nigga, don't do that. You saw the concern in his face.

I saw the concern in his face. Like, y'all, they never taste sweat before. Stop playing. Get it on right away. Yeah, that's all to take. Get it on out of the way. That's true, D.C. That first...

That's... That's... Let it do. Y'all. Hey, that first lick of pussy do be strong like a shot of patron. Yeah, that shit makes it... Right here.

You feel it right here in your throat. Don't you fellas? That shit make you... Make you do one of these. Woo. Woo. And the crayon part about the ladies is more freaky than us.

Y'all don't suck the mustard dick before. Y'all don't know y'all. See, shit got real quiet. They know they have. Women freaking. Some women want them off-work balls. Come here. I want to smell an eight-hour shift.

Yes, you do. Balls. Them the ladies that scare me, the ones who just lick your balls, you ain't even ask them to? Yeah. I'm like, bitch, one-arm sensitive. You can't be doing that.

That's the lookout head. That's like when you, you know what I mean? You know what the motherfucker look out for you? You ain't got to ask them to look out. Hey, man, I just threw you that on the love. That's what they do. She'd be like, yeah, I just threw you that ball lick on the love, my nigger.

That was on the love right there. I ain't even going to charge you for that one, baby. They don't ask you, they go scrape to it like you just used to it. You be like, uh, uh, oh. Hey, whoa, okay. I thought you even do the butt shit. Look at the ball. Look at the ball lickers.

They ain't nothing my eyebrows rolls up. They're like they ball licker. Don't do that shit so hard, ladies. You don't have had your balls lick too hard, feel like somebody to punch you in the stomach? Oh, my God. Like, they grab one and like, like, that there ain't no rubber band, bitch.

You don't just pop it back. Balls is sensitive like y'all be when y'all got them menstrual cramps. You got to be real sensitive with them motherfuckers. You hit their motherfuckers the wrong way and run some teeth crossed them bitches. You're liable to get punched in the top of your head. Lai, bitch, what the fuck is you trying to kill me? Ugh. Put a pistol to this bitch, yeah.

Don't do that, no one. Your niggas retarded, bro. The donkey con. Ah. Stop. Shout out to all the nigg that still fuck with their gun in their hands. What? You want the pussy so bad, but you don't feel safe.

He just be like, you know what? I'm telling him, where in this bitch, baby? They had a mic coming this motherfucker. I'm going to get this pussy, though. Shut out to all the women. She's like, lay down. I, bitch, you're trying to set me up. That's what this podcast is for.

This podcast is the niggas who fuck with their gun in their head. Yeah, bitch. Yeah, I shouldn't have came over this. That was the worst thing you could do in D.C. It's go over another woman neighborhood to go see her, nigga. You better tell that bitch to meet you at the guy. the train station. Them niggas will jump the shit out you for no reason.

Train station to get your head whoop in Atlanta, but who's got your gun and 80 niggas with you. For real. At the train station? What? Nicar, we ain't ride the train for like five years one time. Damn. Because that was the mean place, nigga.

If you get on the train, you get your ass whoop. Oh, man. No, you got to ride your friend down. Y'all can your ass whoop. Damn. Them nigg would be what? Oh, you go to fuck you. Bitch, fuck you too.

You're like, Nick, I don't want a pussy. He is not lying, bro. I saw a fight at this. Atlanta train station. He was a dude and his girl, and these niggas tried to jump him. The fucked up part was his girl was winning her part of the fight, but

he couldn't keep up. She's like, come on, knick, pat, pat, pat. But it was, she was working the nigger, but her nigger, he kept slipping in his pangler down. And then I saw, once a nigga kick you in your ass, you know the fight is over with it. I don't know where you went wrong, but if a nigga ever kicked you in the

ass, you lost. Something went harbored, yeah. You're not even supposed to be in a lot. I mean, all the way to her. Nigger got you down like this. You in retreat mode, nigger can kick you in your ass. He don't know what if it comes out of this. You're like, you know what?

I'm going to lay it down. Ain't shit you can jump you at the train thing. Ain't shit you can say that when you get kicked in the ass. Don't kill me. Worst jumps you can ever see at D.C. is at the go-go, man. Yeah, y'all didn't see. Y'all didn't see. Oh, nigger, listen.

Those were the people involved in this shit. They're like, yeah, we had to beat that bitch a hat. Oh yeah, a group of girls would beat the shit out some niggas in the go-go-nigger. I remember 6-40 girls beat the shit out of a nigga in the go-go. 6-40. The black hole is like, the black hole was right

in the middle of 6-40. That shit sounds like the violation room. Yeah, nigger. Take it around to the black hole! Yeah. The black hole is like sit right in the middle of 640, 640, a hood uptown. Like, it's surrounded by it. I know what you're talking about. I know what you're talking about. You don't. You don't. You don't. You know how a nigga be trying to tell you like, you know, yeah, I

know. Yeah, I know. But you're going, but this is still, you Still, you know, my name is D.C. Yep, you good. You know this shit. And 640 girls used to, man, they used to mob up, man. They beat these niggas so bad one time, man, they stomped these boys out.

I think I was done that day, too. Damn. Listen, man, it was sad because you ain't that. It's like, you watch the dick and you feel bad for him. You're like, look at them titty shaking. They stomping the shit out of that. Especially if he look at you. Damn.

I see that. I see the nigga jump, man. We made, I cut, like, he was on the ground. He was like, I'm like, eh. Why are you watching me? You're stupid. That's fuck that. You can't help a nigga if you don't know him, you know what I'm saying?

That's like some superman, some white man shit. Hey, leave that man alone. Like, nah, niggas will be like, I don't know what that nigga did to deserve that, but... You never know. That's the thing. If you see somebody getting jumped, as a nigger, you can... Hey, what do you do? This fuck niggas stole my money.

Beat his head, bro. Black people beat some of them ass. What do you do? That nigga I stole my goddamn phone, bro. Kick him in the mouth, bro. Kick him in the face. Pett ad, me. I remember one time my partner got out the car and helped the nigger.

They were, because we were riding all or something. We hear, like, people in the neighborhood. They were like, he raped that girl. He raped that girl. And my father, I'm like, yeah. I said, no, nigger. Nigger, they found a nigger, oh, boom. Hey, hold, watch the car.

Fuck, nigger, fuck, nigger. Got back in the car. That, fuck, that I ain't with that shit. That's a nigger called a community-ass woman. No, that's a black people rule. Whatever they're fighting that. And if they come by here, you've got to kick somebody. You got to.

If they get in your air, you at least got to put on with that bull and shit, push them out the way. And I would be one nigga that see a nigga that want to jump in, he's like, hey, bro, I think he's trying to jump in. So, nah, a little, bro. Nah, all of a little, bro. Let them four fight a little, bro. Let them four fight a little, bro. Let them four fight little, bro. Didn't the nigger just calmed down.

He don't want to fight them. Nothing funny than seeing some hood bitches fight, though. Oh, nigger. Because the hood bitch who lost, she's still talking shit. She's still cute. And. And. And it took four y'all, bitches, then what?

And still kill, still fine. Tiddy still be a little, bitch. Yeah, exactly. Y'all bitches grabbing my hair and shit. That's the worst thing, man. That business gets to go straight. Not in D.C., though. D.C. bitches is a box, nigga.

All that hair grabbing shit. A nigga ain't doing that motherfucker going to step in and break y'all up, and put some hair wraps on y'all. Bitch, put these on. Y'all keep grabbing each of the head. They look like a game of twist. They'd be fired out of it. What you try to do?

I'm like, bitch, who are you talking? Talking to. Talking to me, I ain't part of that. Ladies, I'm gonna give you some advice right now. If you ever about to fight some bitches and the bitch talking the most shit, got some bright color weave, mixed in with some regular color weave, like some red weave or some blue weave or some green shit or just a green bang, don't fight that bitch. All them bitch is undefeated.

I'm telling you, don't fight that bitch right there. Some bitches you just don't fuck with, like the bitch who don't wear, no thing. and she bite her own fingernails, don't fight that bitch. That whole got five brothers. Yep. Yep. Oh, that big girl, that big girl that just with the big ass tities that sit on the stomach, that bitch hit like a nigger, nigger.

She gonna hit you, that shit, gonna go go, cah! You're gonna be like, oh shit. That was unfair, bitch. You're a heavyweight. Ladies, don't fight no ugly bitch either. Not all the time. No ugly bitch, you just know how to take an ass whoop. Someone just knows how to take a ass whoop.

They don't, they just don't give up. That's the thing. They were like, get wet, bitch, I get chalked again. I'm like, damn, bitch, you ain't learned. Yep, you know what? It's hard here. They don't give up, they got that Tim attitude, nigger, never let it go, bitch.

I'm gonna keep on going to the end. Never let it go, never let it go. I don't know the rest. Yep, I don't know what you were singing, I don't. That's the song, you don't know the song. You know, uh, uh, uh, uh, we should never let it go. Y'all don't know that song. Never.

It's escape, right? Y'all gonna, y'all know what the fuck I'm talking about. I don't know what that shit is. What is it? What's the song? Between you and I, it's the matter. But they don't really, they don't want to, cause y'all there's little.

Bitch, I know the fuck on, though. Like a little retarded in this motherfucker. Ain't nobody retarded in this motherfucker? Stop walking like that. He did walk on the air. He said, Yeah, you know, niggas is no melodies.

We don't know songs. We don't never know the song. The part we like, that's the name of that shit. That was a side chick anthem right there. That's that side chick anthem. He said, that bitch said, I like being in the same room with you and your girlfriend,

the fact that she don't know, it really turns me on. I'm like, God damn. That bitch said, I like being in the same room with you and your girlfriend, the fact that she don't know, it really turns me on.

I'm like, damn bitches is extinct. Women in the 90s used to love to steal a nigger from a happy home. For real? You remember Mokin' Stepp? Oh, yeah. He's mine. You might have had him once, but I got him all the time. You can't sleep at night.

And they talk shit! They talk shit! They're old shit. They talk a shit. Listen. Played you like a trick. That's what she said. Because you let him hit.

Took you to the room and you gave it up too soon. What the fuck? She said, he might be doing you, but he's thinking about me. I'm like, damn. Y'all niggas old. I grew up all this in the child. Yeah, they was putting niggas out by the time you were. By the time you was born, they were sick of ass shit.

They were sick of the niggas. I do know this song. This was what gave all them bitches power. Bro, you singing the wrong shit. That's the shit she played after she threw fucking with you. I don't need it Shut up bitch If you go to love it

I suggest you go back there Where you came from I'd have been like shit Fuck you bitch Damn fuck now That's a breakup song Nigger She got a new nigga on the second

Second part Exactly But that's what I'm saying When I was a little boy When we was naked Them 90s Them women in the 90s Was proud to be side bitch

Remember that goddamn SWV What was that SWV song when they were singing About being side bitches Which one? I'm so, and now I'm so into you. What the fuck is it? Huh, which one is it?

Y'all don't remember that shit. Y'all you got me feeling like D.C. This motherfucker. Push it. No, that's Salt and Pepper, thing. It's one of them, bitch, shit. Damn, what's that SWV song? But all the freaks of here noted, they were saying pussy real good.

If you listen to that Salt Pepper, they're saying, pussy real good. That's not a pussy sound when they run out of juices. Pussy starts sounding like Louis Armstrong. I've got soundy blue. Trains drops of gray. That pussy's dry. Oh, what a day. And I think to myself,

I know a one of the world. You're stupid, bro. I've got cry to me. That nigger voice was distinct as a motherfucker. If you, that's what the pussy says. like with a steak, nigga, that bitch, over them legs, and that motherfuckers are, I've got Sky in the room.

You know the way this pussy smells like yesterday. And I think to myself. Hey, brother, you stupidest fuck, man. I don't know a sky in the blue. What is it when you get closer to you? I don't got a sky in the room. Don't fuck.

today. This pussy smells like he got a that I think to myself. It out of here. Oh, my goodness, bro. That is hilarious. This shit is frustrating.

You are in low. Pussy like this. Smells like it fried. Six pieces of fish that I think to myself. Got it out. I hate these niggins. I hate them.

They don't know how to act no well. The old pussy would be white, looking like, fontalief. Why women with stinking boys act like that. I'm doing that shit for the rest of the year, nigger. Every time somebody called me, I'll be like, hello.

Who the fuck it is? Oh, you called me? What do you mean? You know you've reached young chico bean if I think to myself. You got to rock. Just like that, though. That you don't do the way.

Bro, you dumb. Look up Louis Armstrong when you leave here. Just Google some of that niggins shit. Play that real loud when you leave the house. That name is going to know. What's going on? Just hit play on that shit. Oh, that's got to sky the boo.

What the fuck is going on there? Just leave and lock the door behind you. Bro, now every time she don't want to fuck, I'm going to hear that. Can I have some pussy? No. I got to describe it. That is hilarious. Y'all got to put that in the state.

I love that nigger voice, man. That nigga had the voice. What about the other nigga who's seen the chocolate ring? Oh, that was just a retarded nigga. Oh, no, I mean. Oh, I always find a retardant shit. I'm not talking about them people, man. Troglin'rity.

I'm talking about them people, man. Chuggling the ring. They telling us to leave. They telling us to leave. We just got the light. Who, which one? The white woman, or Tim. It was Tim.

It was on Tim for a head. He lit the forehead like, get off. That nigga lick himself. Ah, you need to get off. Hey, thank y'all for coming. Thank you, y'all. D.C., we appreciate y'all, man. Y'all had a good time tonight.

You know what? Did y'all enjoy y'all tonight? You know what? It's only one way we can go out. Hold on. We got to do it like this. We say D.C. Thank you for being in the base.

With Chico Bean and D.C. Youngfly and Carlos Miller, yeah. You retarded. Shout out to our nigger Tim. His hairline is blue. Get a haircut. It's not what he needs to do. Damn. But I think to my show.

D.C. we love you. Hey. Make sure. Y'all, D.C. Y'all support the 85 South Show. You can catch D.C. Young Flat hosting TRL. Every day. Every day.

Every day. Every Thursday night. We're on Wilden out. You can catch me this Monday on Family Time. The new season of Demp Comedy Jam. All types of shit coming out. All types of shit. We all are new women of Atlanta to begin of that a year.

The new season of Black Car revoked on BET. We got something to do with everything. You all keep supporting us. Fuck you in. No y'all, D.C. Stay here if you got a VIP ticket. Come on, like a little. We got merch outside, grab some on the way out.

You see what I'm working with. I'm eating in some like the way. I'm going to hear trying. Just a bit on my pen and shit. Let me go try to my. Hey, man. I don't know how to bro. My motherfucking bud in here.

Y'all niggas special. Like, I just watched this shit, bro. Y'all niggas is... Can't nobody do it. Can't no, bro. I'm telling you. I can't wait. I can't wait.

It's... It's... It's... It's... It's... You never see somebody do some... Malik, the dope drummer? He used to be homeless or he was on the train drumming.

Not this nigga drumming to the beat, but this nigga famous now. Can't know whether the nigga go drum in the club? Can't nobody do what y'all niggas going, dog? I feel like busting loose. Busting loose. Give me the bread now. I feel like busting loose, busting loose now, busting loose in the evening, Busting loose can be pleasing, talking about bust and loose, y'all.

Busting loose in the meantime, busting loose makes you feel fine, talking about busting loose, girl, but busting loose to my love Jones, Rust and loose to each is on Talking about bust and loose, y'all Bustin loose to my love, Jones, Bust and loose to each his own Give me the bridge, y'all I feel like busting loose,

give me the bridge off, give me the bridge now I say one more time, won't you? Roll a blood for me Roll a blood for me I don't ask must of you But one thing I want you to do It's just Roll a blood for me

Roll, whoa Roll a blood for me Roll a blood for me Roller blood for me If I had the resources I do it by myself 85. Eighty-five.

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