The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Apollo 85 South Show 002 | Ep. 211

Episode Date: November 29, 2019

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We've got Cheetos. The next member of the Eddie Price Now show, you've seen him everywhere, he is a star. We call him loose legs. You seen him on MTV, wilding out. You've seen him in the movie I got to hook up to with Master Pete, and you're going to see him on this stage of the night. He's from the west side of Atlanta. Apollo Theater, we got DZ, y'all flying out! The third member of the Eddie Biceout show, he needs no introduction, but we're going to do it like this.

Ladies'am! You see this fan on MTV Wild Out? He's half of the old school rap food. He needs no introduction. He is the closest in the game. Ladies, your baby, daddy, Paulus me, live in the field. Oh!

Apollo, take your phones out. We're about to get the show started, take your phone out. If you guys ready to get the show started, say, hell yeah. All right, Apollo, I need you to make the most snow as you can. can right now I need you to make the most noise you can this is the eight-and-party love show! We're, here to follow, we're in the bottle, we're we in the borrow. We're asked, we're in the follow, we're gonna follow, we're the parload, we're gonna follow.

Yeah, we had to follow, we're in the follow we're gonna. Oh! Hey, we're a follow, we're the followed. We're a follow, yeah, you follow. Okay, okay Oh, L, L, O Okay, Okay,

Okay, Oh, M N, Aero, O Pado, O Pado, I said,

O I said, O I said, Pado Oh, one more time, D, C, I said,

Where we are? Where we are? We at the parter. Where? Ackipater. One more down. One more down. We're in A.B.O.

A.B.O. L.O. A.B.O. L.O. L. A P O. L. O. A P. O. N. O. A. B. O. L.

A. B. O. L. A. B. O. L. A. B O. L. Yeah Oh Yeah Come on man We need y'all turned down in here

What's up up top? What's up, damn body? Yeah You know Auntie right here's still a freak Ooh Bray's long as far Man, hit me with some saxophone. We brought a saxophone to the Apollo.

Better play that shit, nigger. Hold on, hold on. We can't even see you, I have my whole outcome with it. Let me tell you, you so, Jack. We heard about you hollum, niggins. All of niggas. Look here, Jack, I'm gonna tell you like this. I don't care we, you run your establishment.

Don't come across a hundred twenty-fifth street with none of that jive, sucker. Nigger, you see this coat, nigger? I'm Frank Lucas. Well, you see this hat, nigger. I'm Freddy Krue and I'm your worst nightmare. Hey man, y'all brothers cool out, man. Cool out, baby. Turtle neck got my neck itches.

You know how these niggins did this shit. Hey Jack, hey Jack, that's a cool hat you got on right there, baby. Where'd you get those vines from, brother? Man, listen, baby, I'm just trying to bend it and skinning and see what's in it. You understand? Yeah, you already know. This is nice right here. You like the jacket?

I love the jacket, baby. What is that made out of? It's made out of big girl leg skin. Big girl leg skin, that was probably hard to get, baby. How many big girls did it take you to get that jacket? you to get that jacket. This is only two legs right here. Two big girl legs. Yeah, this is a whole cab muscle right here. Oh right, that's very nice. What about the white part? What is that?

It's Coochia hair. Coochia. You must have been fucking with an ex-man, man. They died it. They died it. It's Cougar Coochia. Yeah, it didn't already know. It's color. Bro, we put these hat on that shit automatically made us 30 years older. I know. I feel like I got a Buick.

I feel like I mean got damn houdini up this motherfucker. Come here, come in, come in, let me tell you something. You can't be selling no more CapriZone on this corner today right now. First of all, I ain't never sold no Capriess, I said a luncheep was motherfucker. Let me tell you something, because J.B. you told me that you were around here selling Caprice on now. You know what I said, Kiwi Strawberry. Now, you can't be selling it.

Man, this is Harlem, baby. What you mean? This is the home of the hustle. Y'all niggas are rats in Harlem, baby. Wait a minute, ain't no goddamn rats in Harlem. Shit, number Swiss cheese everywhere. No, ain't no rats in Harlem, baby. Ain't no rats in Harlem, baby. We're staying tall in Harlem, baby.

See, y'all some loud motherfuckers, yeah, I see y'all some shiny motherfuckers. But soon as y'all get in the courtroom, y'all some telling motherfuckers. Ain't nobody else, but ain't nobody telling nothing, baby. You know what I tell? I tell the bitches, I say, look here, lady. If you want to be a part of the team, you got to sell the dream. And you got to be mean on the scene when you get down on the penis. See, well, I'm from, I'm from Brooklyn. You're from Brooklyn.

Let me taste it. I have tried everything. I've tried selling cocaine. I've tried cocaine. I've tried cocaine. Shut of it. Wait a minute. You said you're from Brooklyn and you talk about Harlem's nature.

But I think that the Casa 6-9 boy from Brooklyn, ain't it? Nope. Nope. Nope. He's from way for him. He from Bushwick. He from Pasadena. Yeah, that shit in Jersey.

Oh, don't disrespect Jersey like that. They in this motherfucker too. They up top. They got all they took something to the thing outside. People in New Jersey came on the megabus. People in New Jersey came on a megabus. Where you going down? Yeah, I'm going too, come on. I like this crowd.

The single lady's here tonight. Shut your ass up. Hey, we got the white lady with the white tits in the bill. You brought those tits out. They're not tities. Those are tits. She brought out the tits.

Those are breasts. I bet your are Eriola painting in the mother. She looked like undone, Right. Undone. Nibble look like a set on Starbursts. That's what that is.

Y'all are fucked up individuals, man. Cook, see her teeth? He's going to be like, hold up, we got a frown of those. Ah. Yeah, we up here looking like Carl Thomas. That's exactly. You do got your Donnell Jones going on. And when you love someone, you don't treat them bad.

You do like an old-a-old-a-niggin' that you sing, no. Gunny had the way look at this thing. I'm about to take the coat out, boy. You got that turtleneck and that coat, boy. You're gonna be out here. That's how niggas used to dress that sing on the corner. I should be do Dube dobedo dobedoo

You are somers When I see her When I see her face and come in a bite She was won't I said I said I said Wait

Sweet lady won't you be mine I said Shoo Sweet lady won't she be mine Sweet lady won't she be mine Sweet lady Won't she be mine Sweet lady

Want to be mine Y'all, let me tell you something, now y'all know what's going on, baby, you ain't really what's going on? Because when I'm a lick on that pussy on that pussy, that pussy's going to say, you already know, because when I come up, you better have them eggs and the capriced sons really, because I'm going to slow on that pussy like that. Oh, want to be behind. Just the lady want to be mine. Let's bring it down to her.

Bring it down to it. Hold on one thing. That was a kid. They did all that. They got $4. Thank you very much. That was a lot of money in 1960. See, 60, nigga.

Hey, don't think of all that money. Did it, it ain't hard. All right, let me stop. He's still in that shit. Shout out to all the ladies in here that shaved their own coochie, but you missed the spot on the other side. It's like a little island.

Yeah, one of them lips is hair in the motherfucker. Who's just standing up for? Ain't nobody fucking you, bitch. Yes, they are. Somebody hitting her. She stood up. I know what you're talking about, bitch. Ain't nobody fucking you, man.

Nigger looked like this one ain't even fuck you. No, I can't fuck you. Look at the people of Top Top. They ain't even got no seats. They just standing up. This is going to be a great show right here. There's a lot to look for. to yeah y'all up there looking like a bunch of shadows what's up with you in the shadows

they ain't even got no bathroom up there all right y'all be still look down y'all look like Nintendo we people before you make them all the way that's what y'all look like they got a hold it they got the old-ass boys over there look for this wood is legendary this right yeah yep that's the apollo wood man that she just the only woods you can rub as a man and not have to say pause this is crazy yeah man I wonder what happened if you take this motherfucker home so many people have rubbed on this wood if you rub it you just you can just moisturize your hands a lot of cocoa butter on that bitch you take that motherfucker home the ghost of rick james going to be standing over your bit

you're a super thief super thief your super thief air ow She might bring you good look like Moana. Moana make way. Boy, it's an old nigga that a dab out of that piece of wood. He'll catch you before you get out here. A young man, put that wood down. It's a nigga supervising that motherfucker. Right now, he's just in the cut.

Wish a nigga would take that damn stone. This is beautiful, man. He don't care somebody about that stuff. is a black artifact this piece of wood is worth at least $1,500 in the black community it's worth more than that all the hands that didn't touch that man all the legendary hands who you don't touch this everybody everybody who uh michael jackson michael jackson marvin gay michael james brown niggas said jesus jesus Jesus

Don't be playing with Jesus Jesus like Jesus was at the Apollo This way he did some of his early miracles Shit The Apollo so gang said They might have booed Jesus ass Get out of here, nigga Fuck out of here son

With my EBT call that man Get Mohammed out here son Fuck out of his son Niggas mean You know New York niggas was like You know I fuck with Moses anyway I don't really fuck with him Right I don't know

Who this nigga is my son But I don't fuck Fuck with Jesus. This the nigger who discovered Brooklyn. Yep, you know I was here when Brooklyn first started in 1805. No, this the little dude who'll be standing up on the train. I don't mean to ask nobody for anything, but I'm just trying to sell candy so I can go to school. His clothes be fit just like that dough.

Shit be big as hell. And the train disrespectful in New York, you're trying to run. New York, you're trying to ride home. It's a nigga on that motherfucker doing a full dance routine. Go through the seats, go through the seats. Niggi be like, he got this fuck-ass nigger right here, man. God damn. This thing got a temp service shirt right here.

That's the best part of New York, right? I want a job for real best. I'm trying to turn my mom. life around. Don't. Where your life is already good. Fuck it. We had to. This is the most legendary black entertainment seller in the world. Like, it's no more legendary space than Apollo. And we in Harlem, man. We in the black mecca. This was where the black, this is where being black was cool. Hold up, Chico. Wait a minute. Woo.

Those tithes. God damn. Untie limit us. I would not see no titty from a matter away. I'm like, yeah. Damn. Oh, Lord and Lord, Lord. What we got, D.C.? I said we got that children from my way, I was like, hoosh. Yes. Oh, Lord and Lord, Lord. We got...

...in the building. Oh, I said we got today. We said to be in the building. Everybody on the top. Oh, sing a little. What we got now. Today. Oh, laud.

On the floor, on the floor. Today. He won't a solo. Hit it! Okay, Jack! Oh, I hate it! What you're talking about? Oh!

What is there? Yeah! Sagan for me, come on, come on! What you see? What you see? Damn, man! He don't got no mouth. His mouth is bust out. He don't got no mouth.

He don't got no mouth. We don't got no mouth, and everybody in here can see. Say, he don't got no mouth so he can't suck on those big titty. Woo! I say your titty so big, I hope the day don't hurt me. Your tities look just like two big-ass Christmas turkeys. I love it, say, ooh, Tid eyes in the building.

We got tithies in the building. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. We got This nigga looks like he said fruit at the church And you know I got them candlest for you in there you come on come on let me go ahead look Nah that's one of them that's one of niggins that be on a hundred twenty fifth street selling them black books Hey my brother my brother my brother do you like to know the message of the black man where you come from what you are Hey what's that street where they be sending out that fake shit on canal street

Yeah That's how the Africans be looking. Come here, I have Gucci. I'm like, nah, that ain't Gucci right now. Nika, his Gucci had an H in it. Hey, I tried to tell that nigger not to buy that shit. Boy, one of Africa gave me a look, a walk by. I was like, hey, shot, don't do that.

They be serious about this shit. Hey, my brother, I see you, you wear nice Nike. I have Nike Air Force One. I have Jordan, here, Jordan, one, two, three, four, five, six, eight, 19, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 17, 17, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26. I don't have 27, it'll be here tomorrow,

but I have all the rest. I'm not buying no clothes off no praying carpet. New York, the hustling this goddamn city you ever been to. They got a little square. They're like, yep, that's all I got right there. You ever walk past that nigga who drew a picture you and tried to sell it?

Like, I'm not buying no picture of me. Ain't nobody tell you to draw that shit. Man, look, it's you. You fucked your paper up. Nah, it's New York is a huss in the city. Hey, man. Any of y'all ever been to them comedy shows? Them niggas be selling tickets, two on 42nd Street.

Them niggas got comedy tickets, and then you be like, nah, I'm good. Well, I got the sour too, bro. Sour. Sour. Sour. My nigga, I got that sour. Sour.

I don't buy weed from them niggas because them bags be dirty. Them niggas all we got to go in any nits. That shit looks like they're handed for a long time. Like, nah, that weed about four weeks old. It's more shit. in that bag. Mm-hmm.

If you go on your nuts to get some weed, Nick, I'm not smoking that ball-ass weed. I'm just sit right there and watch you go on your nuts. Niggins, you better put out a real nut sack. Did have a nerd to say, yeah, this is that loud. Now that's that stint. Shut out to everybody sitting in the booths. Them the legendary, they don't stand up.

This is not reinforced. Uh-huh. You know that. They ain't did no renovation of this building since the 30s. There's some handicapped seats. The motherfuckin' on ramps. I'm niggins stee. Look at any niggas, skew, excuse me, y'all.

Excuse me, let me in the- You sure? You sure, do what I meant? Okay, don't know what I said, excuse me. Like a child, they know all this shit, that's what it is. This is the crowd right here, bro. They're lit. Yeah, yeah. Everybody, ain't this big caught the train.

Where you going to shit? That's what I'm going too, shit. Y'all dumb as fuck if y'all didn't catch the train, nigga. It's hard as fuck to find a parking spot in New York, nigga. I don't understand why you even drive up here, nigga. You be in New York, you'd be like, yeah, your destination is a half a mile away. You put the destination in that shit say six hours. You're like, nigga.

I don't even want to go no more. I see the nigga park his car just in case. He'd be like, yeah, I'm going to need that parking spot later on. just gonna leave my car here like this is a bullshit shout out to all the women that live upstairs from the pawn shop deli go straight downstairs get a sandwich with your home grab and that little daddy got like a little buffet that shit be neat what's going to get a little chicken little you know what I'm saying shrimp Alfredo yeah you're going there and get a shrimp Alfredo then they fucking want to

that motherfucker kitty cat jump up from behind the down and layers tail in your food real chicken, boy, I had a little chicken with that motherfucker like a home. I'm stiff and eat it, though. No, I can't fuck with it. I can't stop fucking with them bodega sandwiches because they leave the mayonnaise out all day. My grandma said, that shit gives you salmonella. I'm not fucking with that mayonnaise that's been out all day. Your entire identity has been fabricated.

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The white lady, I'm from Harlem. No, you're not. You're from a good part of Harlem. You're from the gentrified part of Harlem, yeah. You're not from the original part of Harlem. Hallam is a classic place. Y'all got a lot of legendary music acts that came out of Harlem. The dipset.

One of my favorite niggas, Max B. I love Mac Man. Free Max B. The wavy one. The wavy one. That nigga was the nigger. Huh? The wave! What'd you say?

Free to wave. That nigga go on my mama pays I really miss her Couldn't go to the funeral and kiss her in my seal I was staring in the picture I never liked my way of life told me I would pay the price Plotting on my foes got me riding on these holes feeling like some other type of nigger Coming fuck with the bigger we can live it up one day we gonna give it up be a family man and settle down with the wife and kids They got you like traveling nigger don't be trying to spit their righteous shit you ain't put a bitch That nigga I don't like that shit staying out late trying to come home

When you want trying to come and roll up Blunt, trying to come, nigga, for what? You don't really want to be my man, Max. Yeah. Damn Max. I don't even understand that, but I can't stand that. Every time you get around your friends, you be starting that shit again on the first of a mom.

I love it when you call me Big Popper. That's the wrong section, niggas. Oh, that's the wrong song. Yeah, that's Brooklyn. I love it when you call me Big Popper. That's Brooklyn. Oh. I love it when you call it Big Popper.

If you're the true player Oh What you say, nigger? Oh, God damn, what you say, nigga? Oh, oh. One more time, what'd you say, nigga? Oh, hey. Everybody, what'd he say, nigga?

Oh, oh. Keep it going, what'd you say, nigga? Oh, hey, a white lady. She went, oh, no, I didn't come out right. Oh, hey. That's so stupid. Every time I fall on white people, I'm gonna do this. Well, Bigger was one of the coldest niggas ever.

It still ain't been nobody who topped him, bro. When that niggins said to all the ladies in the place, what style of grace? Allow me to lace these lyrical dushes in your bushes. The nigga wanted his rhymes to clean pussy, bro. A dush ain't even good for a pussy. That's what you want to research. When you want to reset your whole pussy and start over.

Get the reset button. Yeah. That dude should throw all your pussy away and give you about four days to rebuild that bitch. Who smoke? I love you back. Somebody smoke. Somebody smoke. I know.

Somebody got it going. Hit that bitch. They scanned. They wouldn't let me smoke that. See, I'll try, bitch. Give me my plan. Look, girl, she's coming out. Her fanny pack.

Sit down, ma'am. You're gonna get us all locked up. Ah, ah! She like, dick, every two weekends. Like, you're gonna get a movie role with that outfit. And you look like, you know, you look like, it's a, uh, a rap video that came out, and a nigga was dressed just like that that,

This Is It Wood. Lucini Ballet from this guy, let's the rich one. Yeah, that's you. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey I feel like a superhero with the big-a-cuh.

He just dropped down to save you, man. Those tinnies need to be saved. I say, what? Where I fucking love the Apollo. This is my first time in here. It's all our first time in here. It's amazing. What?

Black excellence. Right. We used to watch this shit growing up, you know what I mean? Like we used to watch this shit. Some of your favorite artists got albums that was recorded live here, man. And we'd have made it to the car. I used to love this. Wah, wah, wha. Me, whee. Wong, ma'am. I don't know if you sing in fiend from no limit or what the fuck. Nick, I do that. That was the same man. The same man? Yeah, you know what you're like. All right. All right, fuck. Yeah. Shit. Yeah. What? Oh, when there's siren go on? Yeah, that one, he'd be like, p. That is not the right siren. That sound like a project building fire alarm, nigga. Somebody left the door over.

Right. That's what you like? No, niggins, that's what that nigg used to come out to. I'm just saying that was your favorite part of the show. Like a what? Come out and go crazy on the nigg. My favorite part was their food, anybody. It don't matter. You can come out with the saddest story.

Yeah, my name is Wilson Johnson. Yeah, I just lost my whole family in the... I just lost my whole family. Y'all niggins so cold up there, bro. That's fucking up. I just lost my whole family in the... Hey, that was my favorite part of the show. That old-ass lady who used to be in every show she always stand up and thought it.

It all about what a nigga say. Bro, we ought to bring, we ought to do some shit like that while we up here. What you are, what you're trying to do? Do like an 85 South show first? Hell yeah. Nick, what you want to do? You ain't saying nothing. Man, go get me.

Y'all want to fuck with it. I don't trust these couches. We got into talent, in the building tonight. What she did? I thought I was going to break through one of those bits as well. She can sing, for real or she just be fucking around. Who? Say what?

You can sign. He got to take the jacket off. That nigga leaving that shit on. Fuck, I gotta take my jacket off for you to show how talent you are. He gotta take the jacket off. He's making me hot. Oh, these motherfuckers move quick. Oh, Chico, what is you doing?

Nigger, this my Steve Hobby coat. Oh, my boy, oh, okay. Okay, say no more then. I don't know who I'm gonna be. Hold up, let me get my goddown. Let me get my goddown, what's up, baby? Hold on, let me get my goddamn hat back on. Who we got?

All right, cut it all, cut it all, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, welcome out to the 85 South Show Talent Night here at the legendary Apollo Theater. Apollo Theater. I want to thank each and every last one of y'all for coming out tonight, even the people up top to vote date tickets on the scalpel. I love you. We got a lot of talent here tonight. Are you guys ready to see an amazing show here to Alley South So talent show? You guys ready to see an amazing show. The lady back there that

looked like you got an attitude. Wick your ass up, man. Nobody gets a fuck about the fact your feet hurt. Don't look around. I'm talking to you. All right. Do we get our talent ready? All right. Ladies and gentlemen, first talent we have coming up. What's that with your brother? What is your name? Jalil Jalil. Where you're from Jalil? I'm from New Jersey, Elizabeth, New Jersey. Elizabeth, New Jersey. Elizabeth, New Jersey.

Well, what are you going to be doing here today for the lovely people here the Apollo Theater? Whatever the fuck I want. He is very confident. It's probably because he's very black and he had to go to a lap when he was young. So he's built up a level of confidence to be able to not care about what nobody think about him. Well, brother, I want to be. I want you to go ahead and do your thing, ladies and gentlemen, wish your name one more time.

Jalil. Make some noise for Jalil. Hey, hey, my man, hey, hey, hey, hey. Look, you're so cool, you forgot to rub the goddamn roof. Rub the wood, nigger. Ain't no pause. Shut your freak ass up, but you're thinking about. Freak-ass, nigger.

You know what that wood is. That wood is classic. Shut your freak ass up. I can feel the luck already, man. But like he said, I'm confident. I'm confident in the hell, but this ain't happened overnight. This ain't happened overnight. This confidence ain't happened overnight.

I grew up with my grandmother. I was insecure. Wait, wait a minute. Now, y'all, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hold on. Wait a minute. Hey, wait a minute. Hey, wait a second.

Wait a second. Y'all get strong Kevin Hart a chance, okay? Hey, give me a moment. Let him give him a chance to say something now. Y'all try to boo me already. I grew up insecure, right? Because my grandmother used to always say God don't like ugly. I used to go in a fucking bathroom like Jesus loves me.

Jesus loves me. Yeah, you know you want to fucking laugh. Get on out of here, fella, get on out of here. Damn, man, we got him out of here. They ain't gonna say, man. Get out of here, get on out of here. Y'all show some love to the sand, man. All righty, that was, that was, that was, that was Jalil.

That was Jalil. Jalil, you need to Jalieve. I'm gonna let you know right now, yeah. Jaliel had to Jalive. that you leave. All righty, all right, all right. Who we got up next at the 85 South Show Tallinnight. Hey, well, nigga, don't rub the wood first. Get your freaky ass over here. All right, there you go. There you go. What's up with you big man? What is your name? My name is Malcolm. Your name is Malcolm? All right. Well, where's your ex? All right.

All right. What are you going to be doing today for it? I'm going to dance for us. All right. Well, go ahead and do your thing. Rub the wood and do your thing, brother. I'll take that. All right, band, 85 South Show band, Fat Man said he going to dance. So I want to see the fat man dance. Give him something to boogie to. Give him something to boogey to. All right! All right! That is right! Come here, brother! Come here, brother! Y'all make some noise for me, did it thing, man!

Hey man, since you did you think, I got a question. How many snacks did it take for you to learn how to do that, man? About 10, about 10. 10 snacks? Hey man, y'all make sure y'all get him some luncheables or something from the back. Give it up for fat man that came out of here. I love it I love it

Ooh the 85 South Show Talent Night is on to a great start Who's next? We got our next talented person coming on up here What's up John B? Don't listen to What Negro say They don't know about

Caucasian things come here man I'm just playing with you brother I am just playing How are you brother How are you? Finish your dab There you go. I know y'all don't usually do that in your community, but come here. What is your name, brother? My name is Vic. What's up, y'all? Vic. Vic. Vic, like the vapor rub. I like it. All right. Where you're from, Vic?

I'm from Brooklyn. Yo, Brooklyn will be in here? Yeah? He is from Brooklyn. Williamsburg, to be exact. That's who he's from. But what are you going to be doing? Actually, it's Bushwick, all right? All right, all right. All right. Don't grab a mic like that, no more white man. Fucked up in here now. Watch yourself. Sam, man, it's all good. Sam, man. Hey, hey, watch him. Grab the pistol. Come here. All right. Now, what will you be doing today for the lovely people at the Apollo Theater? I'm a rap for these people. Y'all want to hear some rap? You're over some bars. Yeah? I'm a rap for y'all. He's going to rap. Well, hey, go ahead and rub the wood. Uh, do it slow because you're white. It might break your fingers out. I got you. I got you. Rub the wood. Got that. Y'all, you in New York. Yo. Rub the wood!

What's up, New York? Rub the wood! There you go. Yeah. That's the wrong white people now. They're listening to nobody. I'm born and raised in New York. If you're born and raised in New York, make some fucking noise.

Yeah. We're out here. Yo, I'm so in why motherfuckers don't like me. The day I die might be suiting like I'm Spike Lee. You left the drive. I got a swishing like she's Nike. Flight Peak, what's about my city? My size's big.

Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Yo, I'm mad and spires on my bed keeping quiet. They can't expire, they drag and they're tired. I'm a young stunt-up. Y'all can't hear me, bro. Y'all can't hear me.

Y'all can't hear me. Y'all. I still love y'all. I still love y'all. It's all love, thank you, John. Nick, what this motherfucker, through the broom, I died. Thank you, John. John C.

All righty. Okay, we got to- Excuse the sad man's broom. We have been using that room here at the Apollo for over 30 years, and there's a lot of cocaine still left inside of it. But we're going to be okay. Next up, we have lovely Natira. Come here, baby. Oh, Lord.

How are you gorgeous? Look, come here, baby. Don't be scared. Get out of here, Sam, man. Not yet. I just want to let you know that you are gorgeous. You are beautiful and lovely. I love that Uru is.

In noodle-colored week, you are wearing. Yes, that's all I have is a sec right now. Yes, I love it. Where are you from, beautiful? I'm from Brooklyn. Brooklyn, New York is here. The real Brooklyn. And what are you going to be doing tonight for us, beautiful?

I am going to be singing. She's going to be singing. Make some noise for the lovely lady that's going to be singing. Make sure you rub that wood. Rub that wood. Rub the wood. Hey, Ray, rub the wood. Rub the wood.

Why would I forget that? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. My apologies, first of all, thank y'all for the opportunity. And tonight is actually the six-year anniversary of my mother's passing, and I've actually been on the Apollo 24 years ago this month. I'm a three-time amateur night, two-time Apollo kids winner. I was on Apollo when I was 10 years old.

I'm nervous, but I'm going to do something. Hey, hey, hey, y'all, now, nigger. Let her do what the goddamn she need to do now. Y'all let goddamn the white man come up here and do all that bullshit. I just want to dedicate this to my mama. I will never leave your side. I will never hurt your pride. When all the ships are down, baby.

See, I will always be alright. just to be right where you are, my love. You know I love you, boy, I will never leave you out. I want to wait, let you be boy. Come on, babe, some place is no one there. But I'll be in all the way through, motherfuckers, let me get all the way through, motherfuckers. Thank y'all.

That's right, that's right. Come here, girl. And I'm from Brownsville, bitch. And I'm from Brownville, bitch. Yeah. Brownsville, bitch. Yeah. Brownsville bitch. So Brownsville bitch.

And she's from Brownsville, bitch. All righty. This has been an amazing talent night here they're following. Y'all are a very, very tough crowd. But, you know, we got one more person that's going to come out here. Oh no, we got to do it.

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I know, y'all know me at Shiki, but I'm going, I'm on some rapping shit now. I go by P.E.E. Dot, I dot, R dot, O, D, D dot. Press everybody right now, they call me period, so we won't get on top, like... You right now, we got Queens in the field up for Queens. But usually, I be on my dancing shit, but... But I think I'd be on my singing shit tonight, you from me. On my funny shit, listen. I need no beat on there, no introduction.

I'll be singing some usher. Now, listen, listen, listen. Y'all can boo me all y'all want. It's cool. Listen. Figure hit it and quit it just one night. Got so good to me, double back twice. to be in out of my mind no one i don't want to about another figure it's too late to turn back now

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A. A A A. May y'all show us for love, man. Hey, man. Oh shit. Boy, they'll never let us host this bitch.

No, they would never let us host the Apollo. That's why we had too while we was here. Me y'all show some love everybody you saw. That was some weak-ass love y'all was... What the fuck was y'all niggas about to do? You was gonna do spoken word? We'll bring your ass up in. I had to think...

You about to do a fucking word? You about to do a plum? Yes. It don't matter. It don't matter. It don't matter. Go ahead. I just turn my foot.

Shit. She's about to do a point. Somebody get her a mic, rub that wood, girl. She ain't about to do a point. You gonna do it. Bitch gonna put me in your palm. I'm gonna go on. I'm ready.

It was 2015 when I saw my first forbidden fruit. I asked my girl, what's that? She was like, nah, boo, that is not for you. Years has gone by the 1919. that fruit again the same feelings running through my body as if I first plate eyes on this outsides what to taste every bit of this juices inside to see if it's bitter or sweet instead I had on to this piece of fruit as it's already belonged to me I knew I had to take it to the counter for purchase so I waited in line once I walk out there were my

purchase I seen caution damn there go to warning signs I treated this This fruit with gentle care and nor the sign because it had been abused. Every fruit needs love, so I took good care of you. I spoke positive things and showered you like a flower and nothing but love and affection. I even named you Torish because you're so goddamn stubborn. I've seen how that bull came out of you. Too hard to touch, too hard to cut through, layers on top of layers just to feel the soft part of you.

But I waited. I waited patiently for this submitted fruit to write. bearded fruit to right. So of course I took my time with you and then it happened. I took my first bite. Lord, oh baby, when it happened. The sweetness of your fruit touching the inside of my lips. I stick out my tongue to not waste one single drop of it. The essence of your sit and now have me in a day. I have never tasted any other fruit like you before. It was never my thing. But you see you? Something kind of special. Your specialties take control of me like the blood running through my veins hitting that right spot. Now I got love on the brain. Loving each and every moment of this forbidden fruit,

man, how can I explain? See, I wanted to shout it to the world, but the world already knew of his name. I would just last to know. My heart pulling me to stay with this fruit while my mind telling me to run fast and go. My sweet, my sweet tooth got the best of me. Now the fight is now over.

Now I need clarity. At 37? Yeah! Come to fuck our whole! Oh, shit! Wait a minute. At 37? Yeah!

God damn! Damn! My fucking priest, fucking gravity. Time out. That poem is very long. Everyone can dig it. Poim is longer than standing behind old people in the grocery store buying lottery tickets.

You know it's going down, and you know she's very loose. You did so well up here. I'm gonna buy you another fair fashion over boots. boots it's going down it's going down down down baby like Nellie you already know that Coochie has a pouch on it so I know it's not smelly okay yes indeed yes indeed boy the 85 South show freaking telling that you never even seen before I thought that was my pussy You thought it was your pussy, but you were not knowing you should have got the pussy in the middle of the point, but you let her go too long, too strong.

The poem was longer than this building has been around. The poem was longer than it was going down, down, down. I can't even, can't even talk to this nigga. He is too naked for me right now. Let me see what she be bound. This bitch returned some pampas. You don't know what size your baby is? Hey, man. She like I've been a size five.

Hey man, you're dumb as hell, man. Look all the insecure men out here. You need to put his clothes on. Now, you do look like you was about to fuck, but the kids woke up. Shit, that ain't gonna stop me. Why are you clapping, ma'am? You ain't shit either.

She was like, I've been looking for a dick here to keep fucking. See, they... I'll be your sex to me. You better stop behind me. Give her a point, D.C. She wants a point. She won a poem. She wants a poem. Yeah. With the auto tune.

Let me tell you something clear. Same to you. Let me tell you something clear. Hold up. I'll fuck you too, but let me plus my nut here. Oh, look, we just having fun. White lady, we ain't forgot that your temples ain't done. I said her tears ain't done.

I'm in the sight truck. She's ain't done. Her tini's ain't done. He said her tinnies ain't done. Oh my God Oh my God Oh Yeah

Yeah Yeah Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh What the hell is that move right there?

That's that awesome move. That Gregory Hines kicked back. That's that awesome move. What's what? You don't remember? You'll remind me? He was like... Hey, it ain't a motherfucker.

It ain't a motherfucker. They fucked up a pair of socks when they was young trying to dance like somebody. I know when I was trying to step out my shoes like Usher did. I'm gonna twist my ankle three times. I'm trying to do that. See, you got gray socks. You know your float, dirty. Then you be taking a chance with these white socks.

Now you got the great bottom on yours, you good. Them the jail issue socks, you get them at Rikers Island. I definitely been wearing any for two days. They're wearing socks with the great bottom. with the Great Bottom live with their grandma. I don't know why. It just... That nigga said why.

I don't know. It's just... Ugh. That was a burpid autotune. Yeah. What the fuck is wrong with this thing, man? Ah! I've never perfected autotune before.

Oh my God. Now, you're like, you're about to do the smooth. criminal video, nigga, lean. Here go, your other. Oh, shit. How, what you mean? Oh, everybody, get on your car, time. What's the same?

What's the same? Who's not for that? Okay, appreciate it, Drew. Hey, this nigga went from winning the most clothes to the least. That shit crazy. Yeah. Yeah. You started to show with a big-ass coat, a hat,

and that this, niggie. He just bit. different R&B singers. I can't work in a Z. Boy, when you do your chest like that, that shit look like a motherfucker double pounder with cheese, you got that double quarter pounder chest. Who are you doing?

Who are you? The lady with the teeth is? You like me, baby? You do big girl? I like you. you too what type of snacks you got at your house all over all organic she said snack boxes oh what come in your snack box she said anything you want you must get food stamps I fuck with you I love you Carlos

why every time somebody like me in the audience they voice fucked up I love you Carlos I get all the cigarette smokers Carlos I know you hear me Carlos they always talk like they got their voice like their grandma that you don't like spending the night with get in there laid out hey yo what What'd you say, nigga? Chico! Oh, your mic fuck the fly mic fucked up?

Nah, that's how that nigga was sounded up, no, no. Look at this nigga right here. My shit fucked up. Hello. Sound the same. What are you saying up there, sir? Sounds the same. Text it.

You might have to text your jokes from the top, nigger. Chico! I love you, man. Take me on a date. No, I ain't trying to go on no dates, baby. I don't go on dates. I need a cougar. I need a cougar that's trying to get fucked tonight. There ain't nobody in here fucking a night. They gonna get over there. You got three moons in you. That's how you got to talk. I'm not playing no more. I think I just waved to the wrong motherfucker because the light was in my face.

Looko, I looked up and there was a nigger waving back at me like this. Hey, Carlos. Hey. What? What? You can tell they knew your women. Something fucking happened. What the fuck, B, you pop niggas, nigger, dead ass, nigger.

I'm trying to take you on a date, nigger, fuck out of here, nigger. You sound like we're underwater. Something fucking happened. The white people trying to tell us something. They're trying to tell us to get the fuck on. what you say nigga he was all no don't bring that up that's a old joke if you didn't see the first New York show this nigga Carlos told one of the funniest jokes I have ever heard in my life hilarious oh you're talking about when that nigga was on the train he

wasn't holding on and then he just had his ass up to the real and the train made it stop and the nigga was like who who whoop he better slow it down this guy's made for fat asses I sat in this couch and disappeared how you know you love me yeah you don't never had that part how the fuck do you know you love me I could be though I could be the worst thing I could be the type of nigger that's still at your purse and fuck all your home girl but you love me you know are you gonna look past all that if you love me I used to be there nigger I tell the bitch hey man you need to take your that is amazing I just told these women how

terrible I was and another one was like hello she ain't got nothing for you to steal say what I ain't got nothing come see me hold on I'm gonna fuck around and meet one of these ladies that be screaming at me in the audience one day Who is that yelling? It's that ice-skinned bitch right now. All right. How do you get up there? How do you get up there?

How do you get up there? Nick, don't go up there by yourself. Take your knife, Chico! Take your knife to make me stabbing up here, man. The niggins are catching, Chico. Be safe. We might not see him again. Be safe, Chico!

If a nigga won't, he give it to him, Chico, God-dabbit. It's the 85th South Show. Chico, whatever, the coldest podcast. The 85 South Show. Go to this bumbleclot podcast. The Cody's fucking luck podcast. The head in the life some show. Chico!

Where's she at? Where the one that is young? Chico, what's up, baby? What's up, guys? Keep your knife with you. Nigga. Smile. Nika, fuck wrong with you.

You said not been looking aggressive as fuck. Mean-ass New York, nigga. Be happy. Be happy. Or be sad. What's up? You ain't get your peanut but that. Gently okay

I'm trying to What's up, guys What's up, babe? The light game is Chico, right here. She's in the middle. The crazy girl, right here. The fake Hispanic, right here. All right.

Where you're up here? One dos, three. What's the one that was yelling? Where you at? Who was yelling? Was it you? It was the light skill, chick, chico. Oh, well, she ain't the one.

Oh, that's Rakisha. What's up, babe? Siko! Get away! It's a French bulldog. Yeah. Carlos. Carlos.

Carlos. What? What you mean? They love you up here too. Oh, for real. Somebody up here loves me. Carlos, go get that cuckooch. They don't want me, they know.

I have a killer uterus. Man, look, nigga, you get deep, you did. Look, baby, I love you. You got, you guys, it's time to get the braids redone over. He's redoneau. You gotta get them Brack and see your roots. Ah! It's been two weeks.

Yeah, you got them Patricia Russian braids right here. Very special. He like, get this bitch right here. Alright, we up here. Get your ass, you just went up there to be a slut. I wanted to see who it was. You have thought. Get your ass back up there.

She got one go two for, don't trust him. Hold on, hold on, I can't hear. Hold on. What's she talking about, Chico? Hold up, time out. Since I'm up here, who is the one yelling for Carlos? Here. Hey, baby, hey, baby, baby.

Hey, tell them what you want them to know. Ooh. Nick, I love you. And I don't care what the fuck you're talking about. All right? She love you, bro. I see the print. She love.

I see the print. This one. I sing it, sing it. I see the prank. You see the. I see the print. Whoa, you see the print. Come up.

She see the print. She see the print. She see the print. We both got on all black, niggas. It's been drunk now. Oh. We both got black. Oh, you like the print.

Wait do you see my dick. Hey, nigger. Hey. Hey, how you doing, little mama? I put it in your house. Let me fuck once I'm gonna fuck twice Need a girl and I don't need no wife I'm trying to fuck light later tonight

I said ooh And I'm gonna talk that shit And yet what do you see my dick I said damn And I ain't talking those shit Jack what do you see my dick Hey callos Hey hey

I'm gonna let your pants I'm gonna keep it real this bitch Got a whole lot of hands Hey what Hey she gonna let you smash And I gotta keep it real She got a whole lot of hands Bring her with you

And when you come back down The bitch that I'm fucking with needs of new braids Hey, Chico Yeah, no Nah, damn Chico! She didn't twerk'd all on my sweatpants, nigga, that's my... Hey, Chico, do you, the one with the fat ass, bring up back with you. Hey, hey, come on, come on, come on

Look, doing all that, now she don't want to fuck now, see, I'm so sick of that shit, I'm so sick of that, fake ass, act like you got to, come on, I'm so sick of that shit. That's the shit we talk about, ladies. That's the shit we're talking about. Y'all do all that talking if you don't want to do no fucking for real. She didn't want to get a push up. Did all that.

With your hand right. I see the print. You're trying to come. You want to go? You want to come? Let me say you want to come. I see the print. God damn.

I'm going over there. I love you, Carlos. I love you. You both got on black. Look. I see the print. Come here. Y'all ain't shit.

I'm gonna see if we got a real winner guys. What's up, niggas? Yeah, blow that shit. That bitch did all that. I do not want to fuck. We all here. I can't believe that. We all here.

What's up, nigger? What's up, gang? We should drop that bitch. You know what's fucked up, D.C. The women who were going to fuck them in. I was going to be supposed to buy. Hold on. Hold on.

That's fucked up. Carlos, I did a print. Whoa. I got on black. He's all right. Oh, that's your girl? Oh, my bad, nigga. The fuck.

Hold on, Trico, you need some help. You need some help? Nah, no, no. This nigga want to talk about something. No, no, no. Do your thing, but that's my girl. I ain't fucking with her, nigga. Okay.

Fuck out of here. Y'all freaky-ass. Oh, my guy, needed some brother. You go over there to fuck her. That nigga standing in the closet. Yeah, fuck the shit out of her, nigga. Fuck her, nigga. Yeah.

Hit her nigga in the hell now. Y'all some super freaks. Skip. Yo. What's up, O.G.? How you doing, O.G.? What's up? Hey, hey, y'all.

Hey, look. Hey, Carlos. We got a playground basketball legend up his mother. This big two sweet Jones. They used to fuck the ruck up. You smell like candy amps. Ooh.

What's up with everybody up here? Fuck that. What's up? Chicken graze. All right here. Sulu. Everybody up top two. Chicken gravy!

I got to get from up this hot, motherfucker. Yeah, I smoke the blood. What's up, naga? Give me 100. What's up, ya? You look like you just came home, man. I got to put my home. What's your night?

Help me out. Darrell Brown, okay? Darrell Brown look like Keith Murray up this motherfucker. What? All right. We all here. Let me get back downstairs. Get away with me.

Whatever. That's some New York shit to see. some new york shit to say me give me a hundred dollars i yeah what's up right hey i was no i need i'm chilling somebody got to stay up here at work i we can't all be goddamn gone oh my lor ma'am ma'am you got a whole lot come here bring it up here everybody want to see this Look, we're just gonna walk by one time, look at this. God damn shit! You need saving, ma'am!

Good gracious! Who ass this belongs to? That is asses. That is ass. right there. That is ass-ass. Ladies, when you see your ass like that, he had to tuck your ass in like a little chain. Hey y'all, distance section of niggas that bought their own chairs from the house. We got another one. Look at this, Dixie. We got another. We got another wedding reception chance. She's going to fuck what you talking about. We got big ass

booties down here. I see it. Where's it? That ain't there is right there. Oh my god. Oh shit, I'm gonna keep my comments to my shit. Take a look right here. Stand up again, ma'am. Damn. Watch this one. This is the one. This is the one right here. What happened? Let me see.

You ain't see this one. What are you wrong? Watch this. Where are you on? Brooklyn. That's that Brooklyn ass. Watch this. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, Loz. Watch yourself, nigger. Damn. Damn. Now, you can't do that round of those south, nigger. Man, you know what the fuck going on, South. Yeah. Shit.

Okay, hold. I just, hold up. Just wait. Just, shh. Still hit an ass jiggle, don't you? Yeah You are? You are?

Yeah You are? Yeah See? Hold up. Hold up. I just wonder. You see?

You see what a fat ass do? Bring us together as a whole community. We didn't practice that shit or nothing. Everybody were like, Yeah. Yeah. That's beautiful. All we had to do was see one fat ass and we all came together.

What that shit mean? Like, okay? Like, that was up? YAH! Don't say that shit to me early tomorrow. What's on? YAH! It's crazy, man.

Calm the fuck down, okay? Jesus Christ, that ass is extra large. Which one, though? That one. What the other one, sure. Her shit was so big name. You got to fuck her in sections. Like, I'm gonna fuck this part today.

I'll be back tomorrow to fuck the rest. That's a lot of ass, you guys. I only got a 30 minute break. You gotta shoot that ass with a tranquilizer. Hey, I'll be hitting her from the back with a safety harness on. Hey, I'm about to come. Hey, this is how they're going to get me about to push. He go a rock club on that ass.

This thing is retarded, bro. You got to have one of them hats with the light on it. Hey, man, this nigga is crazy, man. They worked for the Harry Cooches. This nigga had to put the unbelievable. lay on the fucker. Oh, well, bitch, you're gonna, ugh.

Look at this, a nigga over there, man. Put your shirt on, man. He been saying that shit the whole day. I know that keep looking this shit. Yo, DC, put your shirt on. Nah, that nigga been to jail. He's time to have flashback. Yo, put your fucking shirt on, son.

Put your shirt on, son. Put your fucking shirt on, son. What the fuck, son? God damn, so you make me want to you a honey bun, nigga, what the fuck, son? You want some noodles, niggas? Snickle boss, son? Put your shirt on, be.

You were wrong? with you, you heard. Yeah, I was a real shit, my name. You just said that like one too many times, like relax, bro. You two goddamn freaky, bro. You are? Broan with you, my nigga. You ain't even got no shirt on.

Nick, shut up. He just got on a hoodie, no shirt. Tid is sweaty as hell. Fuck him. Ah! Nick, he's standing up. He got two fake legs. D.C., put a shirt on you, heard.

Ha ha ha ha ha. D.C. put a shirt on you, her. D.C. put a shirt on you, her. Salute to my black man right there. They got one of the white bitches. Rick James used to fuck with him. I appreciate you. Where you find her in the 80s?

God damn. I'm scared of her. Uh-uh. Don't do it. Hust in the Flood part two. Don't do it. She's looking like you're going to let them talk. me like daddy like yo shut the fuck up so you heard oh chico you hit that you gonna be walking like

this dc put a sooner on you heard you know man they shouldn't have never let us in hell man this is um yo like this has been one of the dope as fucking shows. For real, for real. Apollo, bro. Apollo, my nigga. Okay. Hold on, hold, hold on.

It's the Apollo's 85th anniversary this year. Word? Yeah. You heard? You heard? You heard? Yeah. You say it's the Apollo, what?

Yeah. It's the Apollo what? 85th anniversary. This Apollo 85th anniversary? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, you know what, in 85 more years?

You know what they're going to be saying? They're going to have rid over here. Hey, D.C. put a shirt on you, her. D.C. put a shit on you, her. Yeah. D.C. put a shirt on you, her. You heard, you heard, yeah. I probably got like three more years of doing this shirt.

Yeah, yeah. D.C. put a shit on you heard. Yeah. No, no. I'm gonna put no shirt on. My knees hurt. What'd you say? I'm out of Roche's a stupid-a.

For real, boy, real tall. I'm so sick of this ugly jean jacket right here, but... What this is here? Well, this shit made out of funeral home carpet, but what the fuck? That's that bird to co-factory, you right? I just want to cry when I touch him. L! This is your woman right here.

Yeah, nah, what the hell you kinda rain week? Yeah, no. That's your brother? That's what it is, ma'am. Yeah, yeah. What, nigger? Miss lady. Miss lady with the big-ass tits,

I'm gonna buy you on 85 South Show hoodie. What size you need? A small. You stupid. She don't need no smile Oh, you're right White lady, what you learned today? Oh, for real, though, I am going to buy her hoodie

When you lead, go get one, tell them that I told you, you and them titty. Do they need their own hoodie, or y'all going to wear one together? For those tities when you come out. So much titty meat, so much titty meat! You're going to buy her a hoodie, I'm going to buy bad ass some hammer pants Because that's what you need, man. We don't sell no pants. Well, I can find her something because you got them hammer ass.

She got a crazy-ad baby dad with no kids. I bet she got about like, you don't got no kids? Shit, I'll be here. No kid? I'll be here all weekend. Yeah, that pussy probably trashed in shit. The nigga ain't trying to skeet in that. That shit.

Trying to go out of my way. She got the I-U-D? With the DUI. With the I-U-D with a D-U-I. With the D-U-D with a D-D. D-U-I-I-U-D with a G E-E-E-D with a D-U-I-U-I-U-I-U-D with a G-E-D. That puts a good, nigga, taking that rubble. Hey, man, what y'all not gonna do is y'all not about to keep disrespecting my new baby, mama.

Uh-oh, put it in the hell on. Everything is not a joke. What you say? Everything is not a joke. Yeah, it is. You right. Fuck that. I'm an ass smacker. That ass can't be that fat around me. I'm sorry.

For real. Her ass real fat. I ain't even, like if I was hit from the back and she had some tissue, I'd blow it out. We can smack y'all ass, ladies. Don't y'all be doing that stupid-ass shit to us. That shit dumb as fuck. You ever had your girl play with you like that? What's that boo-puck? Bitch, I kid you. Don't hit my ass. That shit automatically made my butt squeaked up. Uh-uh. Stop playing. Don't do that. You look at mean as fuck like fuck around and poop when he gave the ass back. Come on, don't do that. Fuck these niggas speak word out. You good?

Alright baby, love you too up there at the top. What's she in? She's about to go catch her Uber. Where you at? Yeah. We got to get ready to get out of here because they're going to kick us out. But if you had a good time in this bitch tonight, say, yeah. Everybody in this bitch say, yeah, yeah.

Hold up, hold up, dude, bro. You know how this shit go. We sold this bitch out. Oh! We got to take a picture. Stand up. We got to take a bitch. Everybody stand up and put your phones up.

Put your phones up at the Apollo, man. I said, we got to take a pitch. Everybody put their cell phone lights up. Put your lights up. Even if you got an Android, put your light up. I love you too. Even if you got an Android, put your light up. Bright light up.

And say, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Let's do it. You had. Oh! New York, we want to let you know that we couldn't do this without y'all, man. We appreciate y'all so much right now. Make some noise, New York!

Y'all! Hey, this is the 85th century! We love y'all in New York City, Ohio! Give it up for DC young fly one more time New York and give it up for the Sense Carlos Miller one more time New York we love y'all you guys are all officially 85% now make sure you go and tell somebody what you see tonight you guys have a good time all right make sure you buy some eighty-five appreciate what you got especially when it's given to you I'm gonna

What's up? What's good? Gosh, what's good? It's about to be in here. For the 85 south to be a couple. It's an honor, bro. I'm just taking it all in, you feel me? Can't wait to see what the show got the offer, bro.

We're about to put it on. About to put it on, man. What's one thing you notice if you cut that on to this point in here? Everything happens for a reason. And what's meant for you, God, we'll place in front of you to have, bro. Got to give him all the glory and the phrase, you feel me? You'll send us a photo. Hey, B, you already know what it is, sir.

You look behind this, B, you see your fucking projects, B, you know what I'm saying? Take your neck, son, work the mother. Word the fucking mother, son, Harlem, B, we're out here, you know what I'm saying? All of them, get money. You know, this, this little playground right here wasn't right here when we was doing our thing, you know what I'm saying? No, no that, sir. It didn't change that, but we right here. Your said, look over there.

Look over there, sir. That's the domain. Up there, sir. Right there, sir, you see it? Top right window, sir. What up, sir? What up, sir? What up, sir?

Where the parking spot at, bro? I know, son. We're out here, son. We're out here, son. Where are we out? We out here, son. You see, it's my man. You used to sell him, you know.

He used to come through, get what he used to get it. You know, I never worked at the cleaners. You got a sister named Tamika. Yeah. Icey Cubs. Yeah, you know what I mean? Talk crazy to us, but you're getting thrown off the buildings,

B. Fuck out of here, son. Real shit. Been throwing niggas off the roof, son. That's how we get down a bit. He's talking a living on, like, how does it feel like the 95 South Show? Hey, man, this shit is amazing because, you know, it's historic. It's one of those places, man, that damn near every black entertainer performer has touched.

Ever. This used to be it. This is the mecca of black entertainment, man. Like, it was a time where this was the only place that was a haven for black entertainment where you know you can come and your people can come in and watch you. And embrace you. Embrace you and be safe. have a good time. I mean, the greatest of the greats. Everybody, Michael, Michael Jackson,

James Brown, Jackie Wilson, Flip Wilson. Sam Cooke, Red Fox, all the comedians, all the comedians, Sammy Davis Jr., Nicholas brothers, everybody, even the, even the greatest white performers, you know what I mean? Everybody's been here, man. And now you can add the 85 South Show to that list, man. Put my name on the wall. Put us in there. man, we made it to the Apollo baby. As I look around this circle, I realize I don't like any of these motherfucklers. But that has nothing to do with the business. Tonight, the coalition of black superheroes shall stand together

to defeat the Ninja Turtles once and for all. We have been forced underground to deal with each other but now that we are here we bring all of our talents to the table and we shall triumph we've already eliminated the Batman we have already eliminated the Joker the X-Men are no more and the Avengers never stood a chat we are standing in a circle of extraordinary gentlemen and gentle ladies everyone you see before you may be the person you need to see your life. Now before we walk out of here, go into battle. I want everyone to focus. We're

going to take out the Ninja Turtles one by one. Master Splinter is already on his last leg. I gave that nigger some pillow, butter. Tonight we shall triumph in victory. DC did not wear this coat for nothing. It's amazing how you two walked in together and I never noticed that she is you without head. Hey man, I love y'all. This is beautiful as fuck. For real, man. Who what the church do with? What's up, Cage?

The birthday? Yeah, my first. Hey! Keth birthday! Oh! It's 36. 66. Yeah.

I appreciate that y'all got them all. Appreciate y'all, man. Now, 85 South crew, this is us. This shit is beautiful. It's amazing. From the inception when we first started, to where we are now and we at the Apollo Theater so that's an accomplishment.

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