The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Apollo 85 South Show Show #1 wit KarlousMiller, DCYoungFly, ChicoBean | Ep. 210

Episode Date: November 24, 2019

Karlous Miller, Chico Bean and DC Young Fly pull up to the legendary Apollo Theater to deliver a classic comedy show like only they can! The funniest trio in the game hit the Apollo stage individually to deliver some stand-up comedy but later combine their power to bring the laughs together! They're dropping dope freestyles, roasting all the white people, reviving the sandman and paying homage to one of the most legendary venues in America - The Apollo Theater in Harlem in NYC! FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network. Tune in on the IHeart Radio app Apple Podcast Or wherever you listen to your favorite shows This is the Apollo Theater You know how much shit they've been done in this building Man throughout the year Boy you know how many holes

Al Green got in this bitch Nigger hold out wait You're gonna have bumps on your face You know everybody can touch that Get up, Nick James Touched right out to some pussy You got the chill These are great bumps

These are the bumps you won't Don't put that shit on your face You know Don't usher touch that shit. Stay on my fuck, go straight and just eat the coozy. God damn, bro, hold up. You gotta figure the way the coochie act. Spread it.

Excuse me. Hey. How you living loose day to day? Fellas, make some noise. You in here with your main lady. Got to get my hair cut. Come on. Please don't fuck me up.

Hey. Keep my screen line. Oh. Do it just fine. Oh. Look at the chart. What a nigga need. A number nine.

No. That's a part. Yeah. Gotta be. Bive with designs. Y'all. You already know the hair cut should be free. Y.

The last time I went to it the barbershop, nigger, look at me. me. That's right. That's right. Fucking do it, bro. It's fucking good shit, isn't it, bro? It's good shit. Fuck them.

Now, see, God put the vaginas here. For me and for you. For me and for you, and for him and for her, and for us. If you look at it, it'll tell you exactly what it needs. Sometimes you look down at it look just like a taco. But sometimes when times get hard, you look down at it, it look just like a billfold. And brother, don't go nowhere because your message is.

Boy, you know she from the hood, even her boots got bundles. Ooh. Come back. Little mic to yoke-a-thony. DC ain't it crazy. He dressed like a cloud and she shaped like a tornado. And I got a big fucking gallon of water in the car because we've been popping ecstasy all fucking night, bro.

If you could put your coat on and guide us back to our car, that would be fucking cool, bro. That'd be fucking cool. Bro, I see if they have a bathroom, bro. Hey, bro. Do you have a fucking bathroom in here, bro? Can you guys play some Beyonce? I got a fucking whiz.

Turn up, y'all, the first crowd in the motherfucker, Polo, New York! We love y'all! We ain't playing a little. It's one of those places, man, that them every black entertainer performer. I ain't a performer ever touched. Ever.

This used to be it. This is the Mecca. The main squad is excited. I don't know. We're about to wear it be frightened out. Who snitch? I don't want to be snick. The niggins ain't.

They can't mean to cash. They're going to give it right back to you. All the way from Washington, D.C. I need trying to beat Louders Hill. to be louder as hell we got Chico B yeah yeah we at the we at the we at the Apollo

what's up with you Apollo now I need more energy than that baby hey I got a real good feeling I might eat the pussy like my name Pastor Wilson hey I got a real good feeling I might eat the pussy like my name Pastor Wilson say We at the Apollo theater the Apollo theater the Apollo theater Hey this nigga got to jack it on like you about to go fuck with traffic okay Oh yeah I say hey I bet everybody left they children shout out to the big titty's in the

building i see y'all here yeah we do it be we at the apollo baby that's what it is cut it cut it man this is amazing man sit down sit down we at the motherfucking apollo theater man new york makes some noise we at the apollo man man i can't believe this shit man this is the same stage that Ike and Tina was fighting on right before. For real. Like you gotta understand this, look at this, nigger. I ain't never, boy, I don't even give a fuck. I was excited, I'm like, nigger, I'm gonna rub the shit out that wood.

Nick was like, pause, fuck that. Ain't no pause, nigger, I'm rubbing the wood. I'm gonna caress that wood. That's the hardest wood in the black community right there. Everybody didn't touch this stage, man. Mom and Gay, that's why I want my mom and gay. you from DC, James Brown, you know what I mean, Michael Jackson, the greatest, R. Kelly. Oh, fuck y'all.

Who ain't listening to R. Kelly no more? You, ma'am, you're not listening to R. Kelly no more? You not? Well, congratulations, ma'am. Let me ask you a question, though, because I ain't one of them niggas that's try to justify shit. Let me ask you a question, because this is what I just don't understand about people with the R. Kelly shit. Did age ain't nothing but a number come out before I believe I can fly? It did. Yet I still sung I Believe I Can Fly at my elementary school graduation. So who was responsible for letting a bunch of kids all across America sing a song written by a nigga that was freaking with children?

But I'm supposed to be mad that they put out a documentary in 2019 on Lifetime. I wish they put out a documentary about black unity since we just believe with life. lifetime say so much. And I'm just saying I ain't justifying the motherfucker gonna ask me the other day. You, man, I can't believe you. You don't think our Kelly should go to jail? I'm like, I don't give a fuck where he go,

long as there's a studio in that bitch. I don't care. Fuck that, nigger. Lock him up. Just long as there's a mic and a keyboard in there. You thought trapped in the closet was the shit, trapped in the cell gonna be a motherfucker. I can't wait till that come out.

But this is amazing, man. We had the Apollo Theater. This, oh my God, look at the big 85 right there. Man, listen, man. This is amazing, man. True story, man. My mama was fucking one time with the Apollo plant in the background. I was upstairs, and then showtime the nigg was hitting my mama.

Now I'm here. Oh, so I'm the only nigga that come from a single parent household. And your niggas used to come through the fuck your mama. That's just me. I'm telling you, if I knew then what? What I know now, when niggas will come over to fuck my mama, shit, I would have cheered them on. Because I know how much joy you bring to the household when you drop some good dick off at a single mother household. Everybody's in a better mood. She's gonna let you get a sip of that Pepsi.

An extra Debbie cake, nigger. I'd have been cheering them niggins on, what's up? What's your champ? What's up? Hold you, watch your grade A, my nigger. Go down there and knock it down. I'm trying to ride my bike, champ. This is amazing, man. Like, I come from Washington, D.C., born. watching the DC born and raised and you know my father got killed when I was two you know I'm saying I didn't been through a whole bunch of stuff my whole bunch of shit but I made it to the Apollo theater and this is this is proof

that anything is possible man it don't matter what you're going through anything is possible if we give a nigger like us can make it to the Apollo theater you can make it I know y'all going through it's probably nigga working enterprise out there right now mad getting cussed out at the counter keep pushing my niggie you'll get out them compact soon set out to everybody up top hell yeah hell yeah I know y'all bought y'all tickets from a nigga outside nigger right outside selling them two for 15s digger this is New York though I love New York man New York is one of the most unique places in the world man New York is

New York is beautiful you know I'm saying like New York is beautiful to The way the women talk here is real aggressive. Girl just see me outside. Fuck out of here, nigga. You ain't special. Take a picture, nigga. What fuck is wrong with you? Dead ass, I fuck with you, but don't walk away from me, nigga.

Fuck is wrong with you, son. You popped if you're going to take a picture with me, nigga. Fuck out of here, son. Yes, ma'am. What the fuck? Y'all still waiting on some niggas to show up? That nigga, like, shit. I don't know.

Where you get that jacket from, gee? Huh? Century 21? I didn't heard of forever 21, I ain't never heard a century 21. That's some shit you made up. That's a nice jacket though. Like, what you like? You like a grubhub, bike rider, some shit.

You gotta make sure you... They can see you in the streets of New York at night. This man got the reflective coat. The whole coat is reflective. You hit this nigga, you go into jail, because ain't no excuse. big lovely lady, how you doing? Got the big sexy girl in the building.

I like big girls, man. That's right, man. That's right, boo. Where you at? Where you at? Let me come down there and see what you looking like. Yeah. God damn.

Yeah, let me touch that thigh. Touch that thigh right there. Uh-huh. Look at you. Got that stomach covering up that good pussy like that. Yeah, hit it from the back. The stomach covers like the good pussy like that. Hey, uh, I'm gonna hit it from the back.

The stomach comes up the good pussy like that. I say the big girl, big girl like to do it. Big girl, big girl let you use it, yeah. She gonna let you hit it real, real deep. And then she gonna make a nigga something to eat. I said, you already know, no bullshit meals. She gonna cook the corn on the carb with the heat. on the cob with the hill.

Yeah, good girl, you know it's true. Yeah, let me put some good wood in you. You know she like it? Yeah, if you suck it, don't bite it. Yeah. You already know we don't stop. You give me hit, you gotta hit me with the arc, ah, oh. One time, one time, one time, one time, one time, one time.

It's the 85 South Show lie. Yeah, hey, we're in the motherfucking building. We in the building. you know it's going down we got a great show on deck for y'all so i hope you're ready to get down i say yeah you already know my name is sheko bean i'm about to keep it real clean and i got the mic and you know i'm about to get fly yeah and get high one time for my nigger on the horn give him something let me see it let me see it give it to him Damn.

That shit just made me want to walk up on a bitch like this. We got to ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Hey man, I'm about to bring my motherfucking brother on stage. Because we're at the Apollo, and it's only right that I bring my partner on stage. We started this shit from the bottom, but we hear at the Apollo theater, man, legendary. Look at the booths right there. So many niggas have been booed from that booth right there. But it won't happen tonight.

So I'm out to bring my partner to the stage from the west side of Atlanta. The coldest young nigga in the motherfucking cane. One of the hardest working niggas to ever touch a microphone. Hey, you already know what it is from the west side of Atlanta. Apollo makes some noise for the one and only. D.C. Upland! Oh, damn. Loose leg, loose leg.

And the Apollo, you already know so. I said loose leg, loose leg, and to Apollo. Malau! Gala! Lalo! Got that shit! Apollo! I can't believe it, ooh, we in New York!

I ain't gonna lie, I can't wait do we want, want me a nigga. Ooh, y'all motherfucker looking good. What you say? I'm blasting Nicole. Shit, I had to, bitch. I had to come up here looking like Frank Lucas, bitch. Shit, I'm not ready to sell some turkeys, bitch.

Nah, we had no polo. I ain't even know they had a third row. third row. Shit! Aw, them niggles up there standing up. They're like, yep, this shit gonna be your aunt right here. Oh, we got side boots too? Oh, shit. What's up, bitch? What's up? That shit smelled like water damage over there.

These motherfucker came with some old asses. Oh, shit. This must be the first thing in Harlem right here. That's the nigger who discovered Brooklyn, heckled! That niggins think he's slick, man, why you're really white? Oh my god, but this is a silver rights couch right here. I guess this is the couch that everybody go to sleep on when they get booed.

They get booed. They're like, yep. I gotta think about another dream. Oh, I'm good. So what? Did we start the show on tie? Damn, y'all said that like a quiet. No.

I might give a down. I see some of them lacefronts fucked up. I can tell. I can tell we started late. Ooh, y'all got excuse my jacket. This shit made out of big girl leg skin. I got on the big girl right leg right now. Ah!

Oh, this is a cow muscle. Ah! Y'all got a bathroom up there. Y'all got a hole that shit. That's fucked up. I'm gonna tell ya, shit. I think he gonna come late to a comedy show. Like, man, what am I gonna see you're stupid at?

I'm gonna see you're stupid at? Oh, I'm gonna get some pussy and Opaolo. We got a cool game here, what she is? I knew I've seen her, what she is? She had to shake us. I'm like, well, you're not going to drink that coffee next to me. Y'all, y'all want to keep this shit wrong, because I want to get out here with my motherfucker potter, man.

We at the motherfuckin'all fucking Apollo. Y'all ready, New York? Y'all ready? I can't believe this shit. I'm just feeling. Hold on, hold, hold, hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on.

Thank you, Lord, God. We at the Apollo. Amen. What? Got to give thanks to the Lord right quick. Here we go. Y'all ready? Come.

Get the blood pumping now. New York. Y'all have seen this motherfucker on MTV. Y'all has seen this nigger everywhere around the world. New York makes some knives right now for Carlos Miller. What's up? What's happening? What's up?

What's having? Sit your way down. Hey, we ate the Apollo and we talk in some shit. You should have never let a nigger like me up in this bit. We in New York and my girl ride the train. She got the metro car. She don't need no change. Fuck you all about.

Turn it on. Turn it off. That's enough. I love New York. Shout out to all the fine bitches. All the fine ladies that eat that one dollar pizza. Now you all my nigger house two in the morning. Got the boo-boo trying to be cute. Eating that grease-ass piece of.

I love New York. What's happening in third row? The couches don't match. This nigga got an outfit on. Who is that? What is this bullshit? like a bird victim. My bad.

This is a comedy show. I'm sorry. I see y'all in here sitting by people you don't know. There's white people in here at the Apollo. Boy, this gentrification is fucking us up. They didn't even know who it was.

Well, we're going. Fuck it. Whatever they do in Harlem, we're doing it too. Fuck this. Did y'all know it was the 85 South Shore? Y'all was just at home crushing up some pills. What do you want to do tonight?

Let's get crazy! Let's get wild. Let's just hang out with a bunch of black folks. No white people don't be fucking with us like that. They must have thought something was going on. Let's go check it out. See what these guys have going on. Any single ladies here tonight?

Shut your ass up. Don't nobody wants you. Thought somebody wanted you. Nobody wants you. Fuck up. That's why you're single. I'm tired of your shit. Better get your shit together.

Y'all about to be obsolete. Stop lying on your pussy. Every woman you meet ain't hand sex in three months. Shut up. No, you're lying. My homeboy fucked two months ago. Ooh, got quiet. You see how to feel it.

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Them the family's right there. I see you, boo. Got your edges. Edge the fuck up, okay? Those ain't baby hairs. Those are infants. You feel me? Laying down the newborns. Okay. You look good, what's your name? Is what?

Jasmine? Can't fuck with you. Every nigga in here know Jasmine's ain't shit. None of them. They look good, but okay, too real. Let's move on. Niggins be hard-pressed for some pussy,

well, they'll agree with anything a pretty bitch say. Yeah? Yeah, I'm, yeah. Stupid ass. I see these ladies in here got the waist train on. stomach still big.

I can tell about how you laughing. Yeah, take that bullshit on. We're tired of that shit, ladies. You need to stop trying to hide that little stomach from us. We've been seen that little stomach. Every time they get naked, they say the same shit, I'm about to load that little stomach. No, you ain't.

You're going to lose your mind before you lose that little stomach. They're going to find your skeleton. That little stomach still go down. I fuck with this crowd. New York, one of the realest places. Bro, this is the Apollo, nigga. You can get booed in this bitch singing a gospel song.

Give a fuck about your feelings in here. I like it. We're about to turn this bitch up, y'all. I don't know if you ever been to an 85 South show. Hey, what's up, ladies? That's the auntie shit. up there. Look out of them, Auntie! What's that, First Baptist?

Whole session just smell like dressing over there. I ain't know the older ladies like me like that. Y'all fuck with me like that. Okay. You know I like grown women, because they go right to sleep when you give them some dick. You put that dick on them, they get to talking to you like a grandson.

Baby, if you leave, lock that dough, here. Pump that heat up a little. Pumped that heat up a little bit. That dick got me chilly. Ooh, there's some chilly dick you got on you, young man. They'll text you two days later, young man. You feel like it's still in there. The older women, they can't wait to fuck, bro.

They hit you Monday when you're coming over here. Now my grandson is going to be here this weekend. I ain't tucking no dick with my grandbabies in the house Come look at me some head I can't my grandson is still woke See these are real life problems There's only one grown man laughing that dick

Because he's been through that They won't suck dick When them grandkids be in their house Would they, bro? Look at the young nigga's Grandkids son? What the fuck, yo? How you living loose? Day to day.

Fellas, make some noise. here with your main lady and all that all i do for y'all niggins that's how y'all pay me back i can't believe y'all fell for that shit Nigger don't hate me because you're dumb. That nigga said, Carlos, you motherfucker! Yeah, she's gonna beat your ass. Much love to all the ladies who got a new lace front.

I see a few of them in here. Make some noise for your shit. Don't act like you're embarrassed now. I know it's more than four goddamn lacefronts. I'm looking at two of them right here. Y'all need to cut this shit out. I only got so lazy with them goddamn lace fronts. Won't even glue them on them on them.

no more. They're wearing them bitches like hats. Oh shit, got that cheater print. That's you? You're fucking with her. Then you look like the old Gucci man. Before the charges. It was awfully judgmental in him.

See a lot of niggas sitting by other niggas. What is that about? I hope that's just random. Y'all didn't choose that, did you? White dude, that's your man? Like, you know, you know, that's your brother? Like, for real? Wow.

Like, y'all grew up together, brother? Like, in the same house. Or like, same daddy. Just homies. Just homies. You're lying ass, motherfuckers. Had me thinking you then grew up with a white dude, that would have been a hell of a movie.

Okay, let me see who else in here before I leave. Y'all bring y'all late ass in here. I knew this 5 o'clock shit wasn't going to work. Niggins don't even wake up and take a piss. About 6.30. Baby, I love them braids. How you got the baby had laid down? No, you did.

That was a toothbrush. Yeah, because it's thick. You see? Don't try to hide. We're looking at it. What you put on them edges to make them lay down? What you're using? Which kind of jail, goofy?

Everybody didn't know it was gel. I wanted the specific can. Was it for mixed girls only or what? What you're using? That olive oil shit, tea tree? You're lying, you're just using my suggestion. Y'all, that one. Talking with them earls, I put earl on my shit.

I ain't even see you really. I ain't even see you right there looking like a good-ass third-grade teacher. My teacher niggas had a reason, what, about 93? 83. You're a teacher for real? Oh. Hey, fuck you, lady. But that's the energy we want right here at the 85 South Show.

Mother fucking right. That's who the podcast is for. Niggas who stay up all night and eat pussy at 2.30 when family guy come on. It's for real ladies who suck dick to their wig come off. Winners. Y'all suck dick like that, like that. She grabbed the dick out of the air, y'all. I think that is the sexiest noise a woman can make when she go

A lot, Matt Fell, as soon as we hear that shit We're like, oh, you want a boyfriend, okay? All right, you want a relationship Why you ain't say something When she hit you with that Blah?

Oh, my Lord. Nigger respond with some shit She ain't even say, I love you. too. That shit right there have a nigga waiting outside your job for you to get off.

Ain't no pulling up late. That nigga been out there saying 407. You don't get off to five. All right. Before I go, I just want to say thank you to all the latest whoever had to take two trains to give a niggas and pussy.

She then took two trains Then the need gotta eat that pussy It tastes like train seats All right man We about to turn this shit up again Let me introduce y'all to the 85 South Show band Okay, let's turn it up then. We at the Apollo, where my nigger Chico Bean at,

and where my nigga T.C. fly at. Oh, shit. Hey, where my nigga, Chico Bean at. Oh, shit. And where my nigga Young Fly at. Hey, where my nigga, Chico Bean at. Oh, shit. And where my nigga loose legs at.

Hey, the Carlos did drop the beat. Hey, they just dropped the beat. What? They about to drop the beat. Shout out to the ladies who pussy tastes like train seats. I said the lady pussy tastes like train seats. Loose legs where you at. Oh, them high flaming Cheeto puff shit.

I'm too old to be up. Damn it. Yeah, it's the 85 South Show. At the Apollo. We at the Apollo on the 80 field. On the 85th anniversary. Hey, we're on stage, and you know that we're some killers. What the fuck happened to this nigger?

He ate some high-flamed chito puffs and had the shit and old insides out. Shit! Woo! There you go. That's how I just felt. Woo! Yeah.

Got to get loose. Man, I'm too old for those hot-flamedon-chito puffs. What we got in here, bro? Why you take the coat off, nigga? They're hot. Chico, that's the nigga to look like the old Gucci right though. Yeah. Let me see that motherfucker.

I had to take my leg skin off. That shit was too hot. Just in case you thought he was bullshit. This nigga here came to the party and he can't get lost. Where he at? The nigga glower somewhere. Oh shit, where Chico go? This nigga to put on the invisibility cloak.

This nigga looked like a thunder cloud. This thing... This the coach you get when you pass all the levels of safety patrol, nigga. He's the greatest safety patrol ever. That's the coach you get when you don't really have a favorite color. Which way you're going to get me, dog? I get that gray one right now. This ain't gray.

This is that motherfucking goddamn reflective. Y'all can see this from up top of top. Bob Cage. Oh, look. Shh. Oh, they're jacking, loud of here. Hey. Yeah, take that bitch off, Nick.

This bitch hot, that's a fact. This bitch hot. You start a foul that motherfucker right now. This bitch hot, that's a fact. He still got the tag that mean he taking it back. Hey, he's taking it back. This nigga left the tag on it so he can take it back. Hey, hey, that's a well-known fact.

That nigga left the tag on it. He's gonna take the shit back. That shit just label Coke. Hey, that shit label Coke. Look on the tag, what is say, DC? Coop. Flip it inside out. What is say?

Jacket. Jacket. Just make sure you take that bitch back. So you take that bitch back before this come out on YouTube, they're gonna be mad the motherfucker. Like, sir, sir. You wore that. You wore that.

I seen it. I seen you and the jacket. Chico had it on. What, glad. What's up with my nigga right there with? But got that kuzzi, like a nigger want to go say that. There's an old holl of nigger right there with the koo. And where you're from, Jee?

You from upstate New York? That's what it is. Chill, Chico. He got cracking their boots. Yeah, yeah. That man got on a cooge sweater. You know he's been locked up before. I know.

Go get her, fly. She's ready. Ooh. Ooh, they been smelled like Martin Luka right now. That bitch been drinking beer outside all day. What's up, O.G? You smell like an uncle. What's up, O.G?

How you doing? You look like you've been coming to the Apollo since it's been to Apollo, me. Where you're from, O.G? Queens. Queens get the money. That niggas at Queens. Niggas at Queens. Like that shit behind him. Where you're from?

Queens. Where he live is behind us. Where you about to go? This way. Who you hiding from? Speaking of beautiful, look at them edges right though. Which one? With the braids?

Oh yeah, you got that. That's Rihanna cousin, Brianna right though. Uh-uh, she looked like that great. I'm hustling flow. I'll do anything for you. Sit your ass down, Dola. You just be knocking in the shit. And you got your hair braided like Regina King

on poetic justice. Brush your little weak-ass fade. How you had to get that down? Like with a little toothbrush? So you really took a toothbrush and you were just like, I got to get this shit right here. She got a toothbrush specifically for edges, brus.

It's a thing in the community. I know some girls ain't got no toothbrush from the edge. Look at the white dude. What are inches? Somebody tell me what the fuck they're talking about.

He's the only white person in here. No, he's not. You got him and his wife in here. He ain't got this lady. She ain't what? She's not white. She's Puerto Rican. Don't disrespect her.

You don't watch yourself, Pappy. Don't make me, I do come up and show you what they do, Pavi. I don't want to have to do it to you, Pavi. You know Spanish? You know Spanish? Hell yeah, she knows. Okay, you're real, then.

You're real. Hell yeah. Her son got that. Puerto Rican don't know no Spanish. You're like, say something. I think I don't know shit. Fuck you. You're like, what the book? It's because Puerto Riggins got their own Spanish.

Like, nigga, you're a nigger, nigga. Look at this, nigga, hell. Look at this bald head, that nigger right here. Niggia look like an NBA 2K character, niggins. Before you put the shit on them. Oh, stop moving. I'm trying to put the hair on you, Nick.

Alright, yeah, you wear a hat. Yeah, I think a little bald head in a young age. Well, y'all fuck with the crowd too much. Y'all always fucking me. Nah, the crowd, that's what they're here for, man. They're here to be a part of the show. That's what make the 85 song show so special. The niggins try to wear the same color as a seat and try to stick in.

I see your stupid ass. They got a burgundy shirt. They got you. This nigga down, like, boy, they can't see me. She love you, what's your from? She's gonna fail saying that shit. That's the Auntie section up there. They got all them unty.

It ain't number Tittes right there, look, right there. Oh yeah. Tities. I love you too, baby. You love me? All right, bet. Y'all be loving us until it's time to fuck. They don't never want to fuck none do this.

They get over to the crib and get over to the hotel and be like, so, is D.C. really loose-legged for real? Or do, he just do that for this show. Like, bitch, I don't want to talk about D.C. I want some gawk. That's when I come out in my drawers, bitch. He'll go loose, then. I don't want you to love me with your heart.

Love me with your vagina. That heart shit don't work on me. This is the Apollo Theater. You know how much shit they've been done in this building, man. He ain't need to test this shit. Boy, you know how many holes Al Green got in this bitch. Nigger, hold out, wait, you're gonna have bumps on your face. You know everybody can touch that.

Get up, Nick, Rick James touched that right out to some pussy. You got to chill. These are great bumps. These are the bumps. You won't. Don't put that shit on your face. You know Usher touched that shit. Ah!

Ah! Ah! I'll give you a water. My face! It's 7 o'clock. 10 o'clock on a dot, I'm on my top, cruising in the streets. That's what that nigga say, it's changed the word. Oh, my lips is burning.

7 o'clock on a dot, I swear my meat hot whenever I pee. Why you say some, bro? My lips burning, bro. I feel like I ate a musket. Man, that was just a joke, bro. I heard some of usher new music. That shit bumping. Hey, man, I heard something that new music be making you think irrational.

Irrational? Oh my God. Hey, D.C., he's about to drop the breakout single. Oh, my God. Okay, that was just a joke. Herpes Symplex, Volume 1. You didn't hear that new remix he did? What?

Bump, bump it up. Y'all ain't shit, bro. Hope you know us should watch this shit. He do. Yeah, yeah. Good. We just giving them... We just giving them some credit.

He's a star. You know, he's going to cold soil. I love you, like... You stupid than a motherfucker, bro. I'm sorry, man. All right, man. Damn, bro. That's shit crazy, bro.

When you listen to the lyrics now, it makes sense, though. Let it burn. When you feelin' me, say it's your body. Don't want to. Let it go, let it go. And nobody used to. Damn. Let it burn.

Let it burn. Gotta let it burn. And you're like. Deep down, you know, look, that when he broke it down, he said, deep down you know it's bad when it's hell with you. And hey, it's tough, he knows that it's over, you know that it's true. Let it burn, get to let it burn. You know what that song was about?

What? He had fucked around and left his medicine. Because you remember when he got that phone call, he was like, hello? Stop playing. For real No, uh. You know about for the time that he got it, around that time him and Archelaide,

the same girl. Yep. You already know. The same girl. The same girl. You know that it is true. She gave me her bees, too. Was it?

The same girl. The same girl. Ain't it the stage where he had that son, he was like 18 and older, and he was like, bitch. Yeah. I think it was.

He used to be that nigger. He used to say, show me some IDE before I get knee deep. Somewhere he lost that. Yeah, show him some ID. Now he is this nigga. Hey, you're so like this, everybody in trouble. Idea was to bring this a nigga home to say.

I don't know. He will not beat him much longer. Hey, man, everybody in trouble. Who else in trouble? Man, Bill Cosby in jail. And you know Bill. Cosby old and he losing his mind. They say Bill Cosman is walking around to jail all day.

Well, when the girl's coming? You know, niggas be walking around like this for real, right? What's some headphones? You know what? I want nobody to bother me. Hey, if you see a nigger with them headphones on the train, leave that nigger alone. He is ready to test some shit up. That motherfucker is listening to something crazy.

Pour some sugar on me. Niggas will be having these. headphone be still listening to the radio and shit. Yeah, that's good motherfucking Rikers Island headphones right there. Niggers still be listening to the radio. Yeah, but I had something right there. Let me go on here.

You said, Rikers Island, this is New York. Shout out to all the ladies in here that ever married a nigga while he was locked up. That mean that pussy, trash. Nobody on the streets won't that. No, nobody won't that drag. Damn, I see you

baby up there with the blonde. wig on looking like Puff Daddy Mama. That's what it is. There's no puff daddy mama wear that wig all the time. D.C., you was talking about some dry-puss. I had some pussy's old dry one time. I thought it was an envelope.

Like, it's this thing. Damn. No, you did. For real. That shit was terrible. That shit was beatbox with the car. I kept speaking. She's talking about.

You know what's up. Man, you know what's up. Hanging like this shit, where? You hear they, shh. That shit is so unfair. I know, that drag coo, you'd be having to lick your fingers like you go right through a football. Yeah, but they kuzzi didn't get proud why you were free gonna get like, man.

She don't like me. You might have been too low, you might have been in the booty. Nah. If the booty hand all that goddamn meat, that was a big-ass boothole. Man, I'm still amazed at the fact that we at the Apollo Theater, man. You're talking about pussy. You'd have been a dope-ass Sam-Man, D.C. You'd have been a dope-ass Sam-Man, like a nigga come out to perform and shit.

Sandman had to be on cocaine. He'd come out and perform. Hey, Carlos, introduce me to come out and perform at Del Palo. Ladies and gentlemen, singing Jesus is on the mainline. Brother Anthony Wells. He didn't introduce the niggins right man. Poor to come talk to Steve, and then Steve bought to say, What's he fit to do?

He, nigger that created their own Apollo. This is a talent show. All right, introduce me, all right. Wait a minute. All right, fuck it, D.C., start over there. All right, fuck it. Somebody gotta be Steve. Must be on this side anyway.

So what's you gonna say? Don't be nervous. Look at the crowd. Hey, you come introduce him then, DC. You be Steve. I used to watch this shit all the time. Stevie over here, Wayne, he's like, yep, bring the next motherfucker out. Come on, nigga.

Shit, it's on nothing else. Come on over here. What's your name, young brother? Anthony Wilson. And what's you gonna be singing for the good people? I don't know yet, but I'm going to do something for the people of Apollo, man. I just want to make sure I just come out here. I just want to say, hey, to all the people out there to my lady right there.

I didn't want to tell you, don't waste your time, because those folk right there ain't going to bullshit with you. Go ahead. What? Y'all didn't even give me a chance to go! Hey, DC. Alright, give me a beat. Do something. Wait. Yeah.

Okay. All right. Here we go. Fuck all y'all in the crowd. Trying to boo me before I came. Said fuck all of y'all in the crowd. Anthony Wilson is my name. You already know what it is.

You already know it ain't fair. Shout out to the women right there. He got a little bit of hair. A. BELF. Good thing. Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it. Fuck y'all, bro. Hey.

Hey, bro. Hey. Oh, look. Let that bitch cook. Don't say shit. Oh. Nigger, it is overwit for me. Man.

That got damn broom still. That's a cocaine residue in it, nigga. That's shit. Oh. Oh. Hey. Oh, shit. That's the thing about the...

Hey, man, turn that shit. Oh, nigger. You downloaded the wrong goddamn shit, J-O-N. That shit sounds like the horn that come when the nigger with the jacket show up. Give it to me one more time. Give me the jacket. That's a big-ass mosquito. I know I keep hearing this mosquito around here,

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Stop. I heard someone needed to cross the street. Is it you, my brother? No, but she is. Is it you, my brother? It could be. Someone needs to cross the street. Who needs to cross the street?

Titties need to cross the street, chico. My sister's on Wick vouchers. Who wants to cross the street? She needs her bill. across the street. That milk gets full if you don't put it in refrigerator. Ooh. Ooh.

Oh, don't tend look like wit vouchers. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Stay here. Ooh.

Now let's go. Oh. Both y'all got on the same jacket. It is safe to cross the street. Ooh. Me, me, phew! 18 will are coming through. Boy, you know she from the hood.

Even her boots got bundles. D.C. Annie crazy. He dressed like a cloud and she shaped like a tornado. You. I look good. I ain't never say you didn't look good. You look great. You look great. Yeah, yeah.

Looking like a sex-ass bag of cotton candy. Hell yeah, you look good. Does that say end on the front of your shirt? You don't know what it say? That shirt says friendship. That shirt, it says end because there is no end to it. I love it. Her shoes got dandruff in it, I'll tell you that.

Come on, let's go back to your seat. My shoes are shed all over this goddamn stairs. My shoes got me. Yes, I will cross you. Billy that girl, hell no. Look at the breast on this one. You have the mouth, they look like squidward nose. Y'all miss that.

But have a seat, love, you don't need to cross the street. Take a penalty. That's a charge. That's a charge. That's a charge. Alright. You ain't here looking like pop smoke. That's what it is.

He's a big man. Don't trust that, there's too much space between the braids. We got a big head here, huh? She goes, stop weighing that man, coat. He ain't able to take it back. I should take the tag off this motherfucker. You'll probably.

He said, I don't kill. Yes, you do. I got a machine at the house. I put that bitch right back off. Blue that motherfucker right together. Damn, bro. You can't even hide for nobody in that motherfucker. He ain't trying to hide.

The crossing guard. Hey, my man from upstate New York, stop recording this shit to sell it at the barber shop, all right? Yo, son, I got the whole shit. The whole show, B, word up. Said 2599, B, you get the whole shit, son, word up. Got to get the whole shit, son. Come on. Please don't fuck me up.

Hey. Keep a screen line. Come on. Do it just fine. Oh. Look at the chart. What a nigga need. I'm number nine.

Look. That's a part. Yeah. Gotta be. Live with designs. You already know the hair cut shit be free. The last time I went to the barber shop, nigger, look at me. I swear I had a haircut.

Yeah. I swear I had a shape up. And now my head fucked up. Yeah. I don't know what to do. In the barbershop, shit. In the back is where you find dust. Don't let the nigger cut my hair.

I just go and get a line up. But these things can't cut. They'll put their nuts all on your hand and be like Scoopy, bro. You understand what I'm saying? I hate that shit, nigger. Get that shit out of my face. I hate that shit, nigger, your fingers thing. Get that shit out my face.

I said, I hate that shit. Your fingers thing. Get that shit out my face. Come on my face. I hate that shit your fingers thing. biggest thing. Get that shit out of my face. I've been a good chair for an hour, nigga.

I swear I'm trying to go home. You're supposed to be cutting my head, but this nigga keep on answering the phone. I'm like, damn. Who the fuck you're talking to this more important than my head cut? Y'all. He's like, hold up, man. My baby mama got me fucked up.

So hold up, bitch, praise. Yeah. My bar. The nigga said weed. A nigga come in house, and the nigga give me tree. I told a hold up. Listen. I want a ground.

He's saying what you need. I say give me a couple of pills my nigger can to hit the DMV. Come on, man, the barber always be on that stupid shit. Come on. Here, make you wait for an hour when you sit down and be like, let me eat right quick. Yeah. Got a more than wings.

Got barbecue sauce all on this hands. Yeah. And it's make smell like them new poohs. Don't fuck with them. God damn. Hey, Palos, what I'm about to say, come on. I swear to God that it's true. Come on.

I know it ain't normal, but some of these ladies need to hit the barbershop too. Yo, hey. Because your pony tail. Yeah Don't have no answer Uh-uh Took that weave off And that shit with the same size

As a jolly rancher Like, Ooh, damn What the twunk? Let me a girl With some thick-ass edges Just like that Her name is Jasmine

She'd be laying them down Yeah And she wrap her hair up Yeah Every time she lay down Damn Hold up Nika come in

With a nephew jacket like Uh Pull up Slow-off. What the fuck you from? Nicker, you look darned and you got braces. Look like curls, nigga, come on. All y'all got on upper piquet, what the fuck?

Y'all in the army? What the fuck? Y'all always fucking with people, bro. Take a picture, stupid ad, buddy. Hold up. Take another one. You never had a nigga eating their pussy and spreading them further.

You'd be having to spread them. You got to spread them first. You'd be fucking with the girl. Yeah, I can't stay on my fuck, go straight and just eat the coooges there. God damn, bro, hold up. You gotta figure the way the coochie act. Spread it.

Excuse me. Hey, I don't care what you say. Ain't nobody fucking with pasta. Mr. Wilson, that nigger went crazy. What happened with Pastor Wilson? You ain't seen Pastor Wilson? I didn't see Pastor Wilson. Man, Pastor Wilson was eating that pussy

like it was his gate in the heaven. I tell you, he was trying to eat his way into the Lord's grace. This is how you know Pastor Wilson wasn't playing. Pastor Wilson eating ass from the front. That whole church going to hell. No, they're not. I want to go. If that's what the pastor's doing, I want to go to that church.

He can't say nothing to me. All you heathens. Excuse me, Pastor Wilson? la la la da nigger. Somebody in church gonna be watching the video. They ain't go right there. Man, he got a church for real.

He got a whole church. He got a whole church. I don't know that I went to deep in but you can't blame me because I was looking for grocery

me. You know the Lord says that you are supposed to eat with abundance. Amen. You are supposed to eat with abundance so what am i if i am a servant of the lord if i don't eat with abundance amen you see jesus fed the whole community with 40 fish and two low spread i don't know

if it was that many but i had to eat the fish to get the bread if you know what i'm saying brother bean if you will turn to first clitoris second Labia, verse two, he says, a man cannot live if a man do not eat. I said, a man cannot live if a man do not eat. Yes, sir. Now, see, God put the vaginas here for me and for you and for him and for her and for us. May everybody. If you look at it, it'll tell you exactly what it needs.

Sometimes you look down at it look just like a taco. But sometimes when times get hard, you look down at it, it look just like a billfold. Yes, it does. And brother, don't go nowhere because your message is strong. Sometimes you look down at it and it looks like an Arby sandwich. She's had the meat, my brother. That's, that's, you don't, you don't want that. Pastor Wilson

Them lips too big Bro, you know you'd have had to move some lips out the way before You never had to move no lips out to wait Yeah, that puts their pouting I get that pussy's a pep talk when he got the long lips I'd be like, hey fellow, why the long face? She was confused by that She was like, why would you do that?

That doesn't make any sense Big cooche-lip That's all If you want to kiss I have to ask The Caucasian people here How did you guys Become aware of the 85 South show

We on the building You're on the building You're a white dude nervous Like you got some cocaine in his pocket Look how red he is I got a real question Why y'all lips they chat Look at a white person right now

These lips are cracking What's wrong with you? It's winter time They don't lick their lips They hate chapstick They don't really have lips They feel like they saliva and muscular That's kind of stupid to back

You got two lips and you can't use A whole chapstick Imagine being a white man with one and a half lips Trying to use chapstick You get chapstick on your nose and shit You get the lip be bleeding bro like get to fuck out my face We didn't fuck around.

We gonna all have zero credit scores. That's the white man. That's the white man from Equifax right there. Man, keep on with your jokes, guy. Yeah, all right. We'll see how funny you are when you can't get a CVS card. How about that?

Man, I'm about to give a fuck. That nigga working at Quizzin'nose, it's too bad. Come to get your chicken sandwich? Okay. I fucking hate y'all, man. Got the cookie machine working for you. Not the cookie machine.

It has to be awesome to be white though, man. Like being white, being white has to be cool. Because y'all don't have to worry about the same things that nobody else in the world has to worry about. Like, certain problems don't even apply to you as a white man. Like, you're just not even affected by certain stuff, right? Like, you just... Hell, no, they're guilty!

When they wake up, they are guilty! You wake up every morning. I can't believe we did that shit to the people. That's gonna nothing. We gotta live with this shit, every fucking day. They're not fucking, they're not saying a nigga. Oh my God, you think he's going to hit us for what we did?

He not mad? You ain't got to be worried about that? Because, like, black people, we don't really deal with the police like that. And we call them the police, but y'all got some whole other shit. Y'all got the authorities. We don't even know what that is. You can call the authorities. They show up immediately.

Hey, hey, all right, watch yourself, guy. Bro, that shit ain't got to be bored as fuck to be white. That shit ain't fun. That's why they always looking for shit to do. You imagine being at home, like, I'm going to jump out of plane. That shit is boring. They just watch us. That's why they can't dance.

They just be at our house and trying to do our... They can dance. They just got to stop watching us. They be trying to do what we do. It'd be fucking them up. Show me how to do that drop. Whatever. Y'all playing.

That white man probably get up. That white man. One more time, love, what? What? Yo. Y'all playing that white man probably get up here and fuck us up. You guys got me fucked up. Ah.

How about that? Chicken noodle soup, asshole. How about that? White people got one move. All right, watch this. Here we go. Boy, you got white people fucked up. You think white people can't dance.

You ain't never seen the motherfuck country wrestling hit that line damn? Oh yeah, that'd be told. Man, they'd be fucking them all. Come on. Man, white bitches dance like worms. All back. All back.

Look at this bitch right here. About to break her whole spot. Twerking all back. This is about to break her whole spot. I always wondered, like if white dudes see that shit, they'd be like, oh my God, look at Ashley. She's so fucking hot. Look at those hips. Look at those hips.

White people just look at other people at parties and see who else high on cocaine. Look at, she just laid down. She was like, wow, they know it so well. They're so cultured. Leave them alone before their white girls start crying. They're going to shut this shit down. She's going to say one email.

We had their appalo. They can't shut this down. I used to say a drug. She did. Bumby Johnson and them got dismalified. Bumpy Johnson and them lock this down in 1960. Look, there ain't nobody be able to come up in here, Jack. If they don't come up in here and they don't look like we look, baby,

they can't sit up in here. If they do, they got to pay double. You understand me, Jack? You ever been to a white boy? Hell yeah. Oh, yeah. There ain't no words in the songs. None of them.

What they're listening to? Soon you come in. All the white girls be like, hi, what's your name? My name is Bruce. My name's Bruce, bro. I'm like, bitch, what you're trying to do? Suck a dick? What's happening?

What's you trying to do? My name's Bruce. And then there's three white dudes with some close things doing this shit. Then like you said, D.C., the white man walking around with the cocaine. No, it'd be a nigger in there like this. They got the white man to be on the mic at the party soon.

All right everybody, if you're ready to fucking get down, put your hands in the air right now. Come on! Alright, I want to give a shout out to Lisa. She's not sick anymore. I want to give a shout out to Ron. Ron's fucking cool. Everybody in here, if you're ready to fucking party, ladies are ready to suck some cock. Who has to suck some cock?

Who has to suck some cock? You want to suck some cock, ma'am? You don't even listen to Al Kelly anymore. You don't suck cock. That's right. That's right. Fucking do it, bro. It's fucking good shit, isn't it, bro?

It's good shit, isn't it, bro? It's good shit. Fuck them. Fuck them, bro. Fuck them, bro. Leave the white people alone. White people be looking when they need their party.

They look just like this, they get it. Blackface. I asked them, I asked them I was a party. Bro, it was fucking crazy, bro. Where did we park? Bro, bro.

Bro, fucking stop moving so fast, bro. You know, I'm fucking... I need water. I know you do, bro. Bro, bro. Bro, I am so fucked up right now. Bro, bro, bro. Hey, hey, bro.

Hey, hey, bro. Hey, hey. Hey, bro, you're gonna fucking fall, bro. Fuck, bro. Fucking chill, bro. Hey, uh, hey, hey, crossing guard, hey. My guy needs, my friend Travis needs some fucking water, bro.

And I got a big fucking gallon of water in the car because we've been popping ecstasy all fucking. If you could put your coat on and guide us back to our car, that would be fucking cool, bro. Hey, bro. That would be fucking cool. Bro. I see if they have a bathroom, bro. Hey, bro.

Do you have a fucking bathroom in here? Can you guys play some Beyonce? I got a fucking whiz, bro. Hey, y'all dumb, bro. You always fucking with people. Water. I used to sell all that shit to the white folks in that body. What?

Oh, man. I remember I was in college. I went to a white fraternity party, and that shit was different. Like, y'all went in there, and there was this white dude that went to the school in Winston Salon. I went to school, Wake Forest.

Yeah, there you go, baby. But he didn't go there. But, you know what I'm all, man. I come into, this is true story. I come in a party. He's like, bro. So fucking glad you can, bro. Before you got here,

party was here, bro. Once you're here, it's to the fucking moon, bro. Hey, bro. You want some fucking beer? I was like, yeah, I take a beer. No, bro, I'm gonna ask you one more fucking time, bro. You want some beer? I'm like, yeah, I'll take a beer, man.

Hey, Rose, he wants some beer, grab his legs. All right. Like, hold, what the fuck you gotta grab my legs for? We're gonna turn you upside down and have you do a kickstand, bro. What the fuck is that? Something really cool, bro. You turn you upside down, you drink the beer upside down.

You get fucking wasted way quicker, bro. Yeah, that's a shit to pee on you. He's like, you're gonna love it. Hey, if you leave it, come back, somebody gonna pat you down on the way back in. Look, he's on his way to tell his friends. Hey, they're fucking assholes in there. We know everything, Bob.

The gig is up, bitch. Hey man, hit me with some motherfucking saxophone. Oh, shout up to this white man sitting right here on the low. No, he likes skin. He likes in. He likes it in. He said the end word every blue moon. No, he's not like skin. He's Mexican. He's good.

Oh, you're good. He's a nigger. Yeah, yeah, bring up the sex and fall a little bit. He's like, nigger, but he's like, nigger. Yeah, bring that up a little bit. Okay, all right. Okay, now put some keys behind that. Make that shit real fucking.

Play that shit. We had somebody funeral. Look at my baby! Auntie Cheryl, come on, Auntie Cheryl, come on, Auntie Cheryl. Look at his nose. I know Auntie Cheryl, Auntie Cheryl. He's in a better place, Auntie Cheryl. He's in a better place.

Auntie Cheryl. But he ugly though. He was ugly before he died, Auntie Cheryl. Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Come on back to the seat. Look at my baby, who put this vest on him?

My baby never wore a vest. I know, Auntie Cheryl. Auntie Cheryl, he's gone. We got to accept the fact that he gone, Auntie Cheryl. Ooh, my baby, he so did love playing basketball. You know, he got this when he was six. Yeah. He stopped playing because his dad said he was sorry.

Auntie Cheryl, you're gonna get up off the ground. I wish my baby would have kept playing basketball. He would have never wore his face. Auntie Cheryl, come on, Auntie Cheryl. Let's go back to the sea, Auntie Cheryl. I'm gonna see you again, baby. Come on, Auntie Cheryl. Come on, Auntie Cheryl.

Get out the casket, Auntie Cheryl. Come on, get out the casket, Auntie Cheryl. I want to take you. his head with me. Come on, Auntie. You get out the cast yet, Auntie Cheryl. Auntie Sherr, get out the goddamn cat. You put the hair phone.

I want to listen to one more song with my baby. Auntie Cheryl. Ain't no music playing. It ain't hooked up to nothing. Ain't no sunshine where she goes. Auntie Sherl. Auntie Cheryl. The black is out.

The black is out. Auntie Sherr. I love it when you call me Big Popper. Real bad, bitch. Auntie Cheryl. Come on. Jesus. Sit down.

My baby. Sit down. Sit down. We're going to miss you. We're going to miss you, because. We're going to miss you, because. We're gonna miss you cuz We're gonna miss you cuz

Can I get that fish Rest in peace cuz That was my baby You know that was my baby I know auntie Cheryl You know that was my baby Auntie Cheryl He loved you Auntie Cheryl

I know he was Auntie Cheryl If it since he was the baby That was my baby I know Auntie Cheryl He loves you Auntie Cheryl That's why we want to make sure you okay That was my baby Auntie Cheryl.

We was wondering if you take your hat, Auntie Cheryl. Auntie Cheryl. Went your inhaler, Auntie Cheryl. You got to take your inhaler. You're having a hard time breathe, Auntie Cheryl. You got your diabetes medicine with you. That was my baby. Auntie Cheryl.

Ooh, because when he was in third grade, that was my baby. When he got grown, that was still my baby. Auntie Cheryl. Auntie Cheryl. That's my name. Stop saying my name. I just want you to call me.

Come down. Oh, cold. No, you're not. We can't have you. We're going to the repast. You got to calm down. He passed again? Oh, my God.

My baby died twice. Auntisha, no, auntie. He came back and nobody told me. Oh, no. Oh, my baby dies twice. And nobody told me. No. The repass is.

Uncle J House, we're going to eat food and celebrate his life. That's what we're going to do. That's the repast. We just going as a family to celebrate because of life. He didn't die again, Auntie Cheryl. You got to get out of that shit. So why you just ain't say that? I did.

That's what the repass is, Auntie Cheryl. Oh, y'all scared me. I know my blood pressure is so. That was my baby. I know. And we're here with my baby. You know that with my baby? Yes, I do.

Auntie Cheryl thought the bereavement was at the weed man house. Oh, my baby. He always go by me my weed. You gotta get out of me. Auntie Cheryl. How I'm gonna get off him now? He gone. What I'm gonna do?

Just be sober. Just... I gotta be high. Auntie Cheryl, look. We just want you to know that we... He had the food's damn card. Like, how are we gonna? Oh my God.

Auntie Cheryl, listen. We had saved like six hundred. like 600 like we need that 600 we're gonna be able to get that back I just want to make sure you're gonna be okay because now you're gonna be at the house by yourself since he's gone and ain't nobody gonna be there with you I just want to make sure you gonna be able to function and be okay I can't you can't sleep in the bed where he died in y'all no no no auntie sure he used to pee in the bed we know that's warm in there it's the heat still works that's because he peed in the bed a lot auntie you know he peed in the bed well we got to

absorbent bed so we go straight down okay I spend a night tonight auntie Cheryl but just tonight if it'll make you feel better okay I will spend a night tonight please and when that was my baby that was my baby yes and I'm so sorry but can you stop now it's not a good time making me sash you know that was why y'all didn't leave with the funeral what the fuck Hey man, you are dumb as fuck. Is the funeral over? It's over.

Everybody in here to have been to a funeral with the real Auntie Cheryl. Just doing too much. That's why the shit was funny with no introduction. The repans... You didn't even have to tell the black crew. He died again. No, Auntie Cheryl, he did not die again. That again.

Hey DC, you ain't been on this auto tune, bro. Yeah. Yeah. So what the fuck that means? So are we going to the repass? What? We're going to the repass, Auntie Cheryl. We're going to the repass.

Ooh. New York. We are going to fix y'all. fix your city Every time I come up here Knickers always working On your city Where y'all gonna be up and running?

God die. New York got some of the greatest pot and holes in the game, nigga. It's a nigga still fixing the Apollo right now. You hit, they've been trying to fix this shit since 1965. You hit one of these New York potholes. Your regular radio is

Yep, nigga. I seen the taxi driver quick though today. Got tired of this shit, traffic as hell. That's how they make their money. Boy, just keep building shit, just keep building. Like, what is y'all building? You know why they don't get...

This is where Superman lives. Right. Superman, Spider-Man, and everybody. But you know why they ain't been able to finish? Because they ain't had that nigger with that coat on. The guy traffic. Because cars can't get through. enough to be able to finish the streets.

I can see that. How you know? I love you too, because you got that voice. I love you, Carlos. Come and get all the pussy you want. Just suck your dick and make a meatloaf. No. I'm scared of that coocha right now.

That's that aggressive coocha. I want it. You get help by herself. She's going to turn it to that roach man of men in black. You do not want to do that. I want some sugar water. What's up? Tell them, Auntie, don't play with you.

You're a fucking nigga and make him a whole Sylvia's plate. That's what you would do. I love you, Carlos. What's your name? Oh, is what? Hold on, what is it? Donna.

Hell yeah, ain't no young Donna's out here. She's probably the last Donna. Probably Lance Donner, right? Her and Donna Summer, them the only two. You ain't seen no two-year-old Donna before. Donald was born 1800 BC. You know she's old school. She's like vanilla ice cream by herself.

She just eat that while the pie warming up. She's making a goddamn pie. That's real cool. She's like that vanilla pecan. Look how the nigger beside you look when you said that. You said that. He was like, bitch, I told the fuck at you. Don't you ever be loving a nigga that's alive while I'm in here?

Look, I asked the nigga. I said, that's your girlfriend? He's like, no more. Not no more. I'm trying. That's your lady. That's your lady. How you feel about your lady out here loving that?

That's your wife. That's your wife. No, Beyonce. Bro, don't marry. Don't marry her. She out here loving other niggers. That's alive. That's not her father.

Say you love another nigger again, bitch. You gotta be a real nigga. He's probably a real nigga. He's gonna grab my ass like a superhero. You know what that shit you just said in that motherfucker's gay? Right. Do that shit again and girl he gonna attack it. Keep loving love her niggas your ring going back like that nigger jacket.

Ooh. For real. Ah, tonight. Niggins fin to go to Target tonight. Hey, how you doing? Yeah, I wanna return this. What's wrong? You just bought it? Uh-uh. Change your plans.

She love another nigga, the nerve. Fitting go by this PS4, I always want it. Hey, man, we got to get ready to get out of here because we got to make the show. I don't want to leave it. I don't want to leave it. That nigga said, nah, son, now fuck that, B. I paid a hundred dollars, son. We're saying.

Fuckers you talk, fuck out of here, Ken. These folks over here in the wheelchair seats, these niggas. What is that is the handicapped section, these niggas. Nah, they bought them chairs they self. They're from the Frederick Douglas Project. Fuck that son. I got my own chair, bitch. Fuck is you talking about. I wonder how y'all get up there.

They got up there on the crane. Auntie, don't keep leaning. You're gonna fall over that, my father. That's what I'm saying. Please sit down. Auntie drunk, she on the MD 2020, and she can't feel shit. She's gonna hit her hand and be like, I'm okay. Please sit down.

I did this three times. Because you might not fall, but you might drop one of the breastless or something down and knock shit out somebody. No, one of her titty's gonna fall out and just hang over the rail. Hang over the rails. She ain't even going to care. She's going to keep on talking and her ditch is going to hit the ground. Throw my teeth back up here, young man.

I said throw my teeth back up here and rinse them off in some water. I can't take y'all ass nowhere, bro. Man, listen, man. This is the first show, first sold-out show at the Apollo. We love y'all, New York. We love y'all, man. This shit is beautiful than a motherfucker Wait, wait, before we leave, bro.

Let's get a picture. Can we get a picture? We got to get a picture. This is the first show. Wake y'all ass up. Y'all's tired as a motherfucker, nigga. Y'all in there linked over like y'all ain't on a field trip, nah, they think about how far they gotta go walk to their car.

Shit! Hey, Gregor had to catch the train to 42nd Street. You didn't catch one? They didn't slid down. He rubbing on the coocha through the jeans. I see it. Ah, that's what it is. All right, everybody stand up in here, man.

Put your cell phone on. Put the cell phones up, man. Everybody, even if you got the Android, put the light up. We're going to post this picture on the 85 South Show Instagram. You gotta catch the train. Go tag yourself. I might get this one framed, man. We had to Apollo.

I might get this one frame. This is amazing, man. Niggas gotta catch the train in the rain. Niggas need to be packed on the train in the rain. Thigh on nuts, nuts on thine. Y'all ready? We ready for the picture? Come on, let's do it. Everybody put their cell phone like to.

Put your lights on. No, I ain't smoking that. That's that oo-wee. That's that oo-wee. That's that o'ee. That white man walked back there and gave you that. Give them this, Keisha. That blunt got cocaine in it.

No, you can see through it. Turn the house lights down to low bed so we can see these cell phone lights. There we go. Look at the motherfucker. Look, people up top ain't got no phones. Look, it's a lot of lights out there, then they start decreasing once they got up there. Yeah, put the cell phone light up, baby.

They ain't got no phone. Somebody battery about to die. They ain't got to charge them. There's eight of them. Here we go, fly. What are it? Hey, turn up, y'all. The first crowd in the motherfucker, Paulo, New York.

We love y'all! The cold The cold is my case The cold is my case That's nice house show The river south show The cool is driving The gold is a lot

The girl That's a soul You have a fool Oh Oh Oh yeah Oh yeah Thank you, you are all 85% right now.

Give it up for the 85,000 show. One more star in New York! If you had a good challenge day, hey, oh yeah, make sure you go tell somebody you're singing the next kings of comedy. New York, Harlem, Brooklyn. We love y'all. Thank y'all for coming out, support the 85,000. Thank you.

Hey, y'all brought you, you brought some of their pressure for you. You brought some of that pressure for him. He only brought the other stuff. He bought some of that person for them. I keep telling you. I got you. I got you. Hey, look, I keep telling the same thing.

I told me. Hey, look, dude, I tell them every time. He said that every time. He brought it. He tried to get y'all to sign off on it, man. I don't know. He tried to get you to. You're talking.

All right. Shit. Here we go, y'all. And three, and two, and one. There you go. Thank you. You got to look right y'all. We're performing at the Fire Fest next year.

You're pressing that hoodie, boy. Get on your sight, lunatic ass, by you look. Make sure I appreciate that. That's your favorite damn move. Here we go. Three, two, one. Make sure you grab you one of them fresh hands hoodie. I appreciate you, man.

And things of that nature. It's about to get cold up this bitch. You're gonna need a hoodie to go under your hoodie, my name. Look, we got the sisters in here. Three, two, one. They had a beat up another set of twins. They just four months apart. Ah, that's hilarious.

That's hilarious. The same daddy. Yeah. Hey Ryan. Look at Jordan on the birthday back show. Not that Jordan name. Don't leave me here. No, I got you, man.

I'm not a creative player. I just started. Three and two and one. I know it's cool. Give it some time, you know. It works. It works. All right, we're going to.

That's your body. No. What's going to? How are you going, right? Here we go, y'all. That's your girl right now. Yeah, it is. Ah!

You're gonna watch it. You're gonna watch it. You gotta watch it. You got on the bugger outfit. Hey, what I'm gonna talk about? You gotta get the bugger on. Hey, baby, rock their booger shit tonight. Bucydek.

Buggers, baby. Booker Green. I'm gonna blow my nose. I love you. I like your book, I'll be it. You're fishing, you got your shit in a condo. Game, game. We're an old thing, no, hey, great.

Here we go, y'all. Three, two, one. We got to get this. Game, yeah. Thank you, lovely. Appreciate you. Appreciate you, Guy. Yeah, good show.

What's up, Papi? Puerto Rico! What's up, Papi? You already know, Papi. I want a sandwich, ugly, ma'am! Get in here, Papi. You already know it is, Papi. You're doing for a people, Papi.

In Puerto Rico, me. Come on in here, Mom, young rich necks. She didn't let her young rich niggins. There we go. Appreciate you. Thank you. Thank you, baby. Young rich, negritos.

Ah, no, gee, who's it? Oh, geez, who did you? Oh, she gave you a hug. Thank you, baby. You gave me that left over hooked. She don't even trust you with her hurt. You're like, you're going to see Jill Scott out there. Here we go, y'all, in three, and two, and one.

Y'all don't want to do a family picture? No. No. No. What's all, boy? Feeling the them grade? Damn! Fucking huge.

We're going to play, too, brown. Big-a-kid kid. They're a kid boy. Oh, damn. Those two look like Christmas turkey. We've got two days. I'm not. Two wealthy brown Christmas turkey.

Fly. D.C. You're gonna hit with the Christmas text. Oh shit! Here we go. The monkey move. You're a lawsuit. And three and two and one.

I'll tell you baby. Hey man, stop looking at my wife's bosoms. How are you? Why don't nobody call them buzzums? We need to bring bosoms back. Three, two, one. Melons. You know you can't say titty on the ratio.

You know you can't say titty on the race. What are you? Hey, thank you, brother. Appreciate you, gang. Thank you, man. She could connect y'all all night. A word. Let me go, y'all.

Three, two, one. My God. Oh, two, man. Swiss, Swiss. Hit. Hey. I want to give that all my love. All right.

Hey, baby. Come on in him. You teach such food. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Pastor, that's the cheetah? I'm supposed to care.

Read slowly, Jerome. Thank you. We say yes to dedication. We say yes to education. Thank you so much. Appreciate y'all, man. Thank you. What's up, Gay?

You did? What's up, man? You're talking to walking red. Hey, I was at work, man. They said, you want to put something on it to me? I put y'all. I hate me. Yeah.

Yeah. There we go. And two and one. You're going to have one. You know a black man. You got Russell Westbrook in this. Oh, man. Man.

Yeah. Chicago. Yeah. Oh, appreciate you. Well, I know you had a comfortable sickness. Yeah. She had a comfortable seat.

We're trying to hook you. They're trying to hook you. They're trying to. Yeah, yeah. Pump on this. What about you? How you're going out? Ready, please?

Yes, sir. Take a Bruce photo or Singapore on, please. Chicago and Milwaukee. Yeah, do it. That's how to have you. Sir, yeah, we go. Sir, sir. Here we go.

And three, and two, and one. You stinky bitch, I'll rip right your hands. They ain't cash in for money. Julie ain't getting shit. That's funny. Hello, lovely. Why? Who?

Not here right. Here we go. And three, and two, and one. One more. Somebody go get some beers or something. What's up? You know how you choreographed music videos. All right, everybody, we're gonna get one, two, three, step. They look like they break up all the time.

Yo, you don't need to be up to a bit more, man. I mean, yeah. Like they break up all the time. Loud, too. One mother, three, two, one. The whole building's sick of them arguments. Four-five of them on. Loud.

Look at the Lely. What's up, Jack? What's up, man? No, no fad. Thank you. That's my friend. She's like me again. She's over here hugging on, niggas.

They're gonna throw you out of the community. Square off. She wanted. She loved you. She wanted to hug us again. No, I'm good. I'm good. Yeah, you did.

What's up? I'm gonna hit chocolate thunder. I know my girl in my head just right there. Here's all, at 3rd, and 2, at 1. Exactly. Thank you. You are? I'm gonna fuck them wrong.

Y'all come to salsa come fuego. What's there, Tuesday? If you're over that way, come fuck with me Tuesday. Me and me around the state. That's what's up, ma'am. Harlem, baby. Harlem, baby. Already, let's do it.

You're gonna be in C.C. Here you go, y'all. Two to the one. Yeah, I'm going in there to fucking like right there. Two's their win. It's two. It's two.

It's the night or it's winning. Thank you guys. You guys. I appreciate you, Shaw. You're on to you. Hey. Hey. Hey.

Hey. Oh, you're saying, well, thank you. We apologize for your weight. I'm your favorite. Let me hug. Hi. I'm good.

I'm good. Count of three, we're going to say edges. Edges! Edges! Edges! Not to you, Edges. You're talking about to you, what's that?

Oh my gosh. My God, stop. She'll never lose her thing. You all got to sneak in all. You're going to sneak in all, folks. You're going to hold the buck. All right. All right.

All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right.

Y'all favorite. Okay. Everything. Look at her face. There we go. No, no. You can't lie to all. And one.

Lott of me again. All right. I did it. I did. I did. She rober balls, all right? I didn't. You are.

You are. I did. She said her hormones acting up. Mine too. This new birth control got me hornies. Sorry. No, don't worry about it down this. To the ladies at the back of the line,

don't judge me who tried to fuck me in the front of the land. That ain't me. They was trying to fuck me and not the other way around. I was up here being a Christian. Hi, guys. Hey, baby. Like you can sing loud as fuck. Here we go.

Oh, the lady light of me going. That shit did, so to my 17. Thank you. Good out, too. Just me, how you get all the way at the end of that line? Let me see his interface here. What's going to do. What's going on right now?

I mean the legendary Apollo, J-O-N, D-flats. Clats you. You know, we're setting up, man. This is humbling just being on the time. Y'niggins watch this air every Saturday after you're doing the crib, growing up. Some of the beer. That's for the beer. Here you go.

Ah! There you go. Thank you. Thank you. All right, girl. Jay, what's happening? Did he say this my mistress? No.

No. Oh, I got just said my mistress. This is a motherfuckerfunk. How are you? Hi. Hey, this one. It don't matter. Yeah, go.

He can't even get away from you. You saw it? Here we go. Three, two, one. One more. Thank you. I appreciate it. Hey, Nalice.

Pet her down. She got a cowboy's jersey. You know she got it. You know she's got it. Oh, they're going to get a little. Oh, I will hear. Every day. I'm sorry.

I'll see a ticket. Here we go. This is big. That's right. Jesus, babe. Nick on nose tithes every three days. Every two minutes. I take a bunch of them.

Jesus, baby. Hey, Lee got the iPad. She got her money. Hey, leave her alone, D.C., she already said she liked me. Thank you, sir. She already liked me. That's what I like, history and shit. That's what I like, history and shit.

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