The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Astro Van Episode w/ DC Young Fly and Karlous Miller | Ep. 234

Episode Date: May 2, 2020

The coldest duo in comedy return to the trap to record a hilarious podcast! Dc young fly and Karlous Miller break down everything that’s going on in the world. First the fellas look back at some of their favorite moments from live shows in the past. Then Karlous and DC dive into the news. They break down Diddy talking bout holding the Black vote and explore the political system, Bill Clinton and Monica Lewsinky and Kanye reaching a billion. The fellas discuss the Michael Jordan documentary ‘the last dance’ and then get to talking about all the cars they’ve bought and why they bought em! FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Because you'd be around your woman real long, she'll slip up, and you'll find out she got some niggas on the side, too. Yep. Yeah. Yeah, I'm saying, you be, hey, that's too real. You ain't got a slip, the bitch just got them. She thinks she's gonna catch you. You ain't on that.

One of her niggins does hit her. Oh! Who is this? Hit you outside, though, fucking. Who is it, buddy? Who is buddy? Look a bitch, Dan and her face black. Stop fucking playing with me, man.

That's what the nigga needs. Fuck all that. No more domestic vibe, man. Use umbrella. The umbrella. They ain't gonna believe that shit. He hit me with an umbrella. Look.

Why would I hear the bitch with this? Come on, man. I don't broke it. Fuck. It ain't even about the pain. It's sometimes you just want to annoy her back. I just can't do shit, bruh. Like, I only got to break some shit, bro.

Did you break that? Yes. I knew it. Put that shit down. I only did. I only was using it how it was invented. Is it yours? No.

You gonna fuck the hook up. She sounded like a goddamn. Forkney, what's have? Nick, turn anything to a gun. Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up. The bitch still work, though, if you hold about a tip. Damn, I'm all right to bring some shit. I got the old people trapped still.

You didn't ran out of shit to do with the house yet. Hell no, I'm still inventing and creating. Shit, I'm about to sell some shoulder, nits, and shit. You ain't playing beat, nigger. For real. You're gonna make a phone call. For that. Show your phone game on you.

Man, what? What? Using the resources. They're ready. They're going to be ready to work by time they got their quarantine. I got some of my shit ready to give them. Oh, this is a good-ass question. I should work for fucking, like, NBC or Fox. You should. No, you're going. You're going to work for them. What's the strangest celebrity friend called you than got yet? Like, out of all your celebrity friends, what's been the most? Damn, man, heard him this name in a long-ass time. Man. Hey, hey, nobody. Don't they call at you? Real. Yeah, or no.

Who caught you? What's this view, moth, random. For real? Oh, yeah. Who? Well, Deion Sanders, he hit me sometimes. For real? He'd be talking good shit, though.

Alright, but the nigga hit me and we end up talking about the play-out game from 97 or something. It'd be... Man, we'd be talking about some shit that happened 20 years ago. You're all back. Right. Uh... No. Few of my partners from the NFL, they'd just be hitting me randomly.

For real. You up to the crazy shit. Nah, I'll be talking to tip sometime and I ain't gonna lie, man. I don't be know what the fuck that nigga be saying. Real. Yeah, nah, bro. I'll just be playing that shit out, bro. Like, when he's, like, it's crazy.

It crazy because he made me go read, bro. Like, when we talk that Atlanta talking, when we start talking in cold and shit, I know everything. He said, he's like, yeah, bro, I'm trying to go, fucking to go, um, you know what's a man, I'm like, I don't know what's happening. Then he might be saying, yeah, then there's some old bitch shit, Perpendicular uppold, I'd be like, okay, perpendicular up on there.

Yeah, bro. Okay, sensitivity of obeliskous. I'm like, bro, these words be at least 12 letters. The crazy shit is Tipper use the word that you know. And he'll still make you have the question what the fuck you got going on. I be having to use that. That nigga hit you. Like, where you at?

Shit, I'm on the west side. Like, you're on parallel to you. But where you at, though? Nick, I'm adjacent to your current position. Nick, can you see me? No, for real. But I end up knowing what the hell

he said. Oh, yeah. We end up getting on the right page about the end of the conversation. When we say bye, we both say bye so we know exactly that was the end of the conversation. Hell yeah.

Hey, man, I'm surreal. People have been posting this shit all day and I feel it. I said to quarantine been a blessing in disguise. For real. You feel like that? A little bit. You know what I'm saying?

I'm talking to a lot of shit. Like, you know what I'm saying? More family time and engineering. You dig what I'm saying? So it's like. You've been producing too. Producing and shit. I ain't playing.

You're making your whole music from scratch. By yourself. Got to have an EP called I recorded myself. You're lying. Shit. It's going to be called I recorded myself. All the songs I record. I'm going to get a mixing mouth.

I'm going to put that shit out. My boy, Jay Owen, got some beats on that beat. Talk your shit, Jay and win. We need nine to eight window speakers. How you sent you some music? Y'all been working on. Man, what? But Jay, I don't know, what he'd be doing at the house

with that motherfucking guitar? Oh no, he'd be kicking everybody out in the house, like, I'm about to play my guitar, y'all, get out. The niggins kick his own brother out. He's like, but this, me, I'll give a damn, get out. Nah, nigga, you ever been over Craig? You haven't been over? Um?

Them niggas. Them niggas. over there right it's two people in one bedroom like somebody what the fuck don't do them like that don't make don't do them like that oh what's that talking you're gonna have everybody thinking them niggis sleeping and they get put the head niggins don't do them like that bro i'm talking shit it's j-o n's room but all creed clothes in there yeah you had to knock on the door what didn't i tell you get out like this man you gonna make everybody take that niggia out of life man i got a two bad real

two bad nigger too yeah had a world thinking he a light-skinned nigga who don't say nothing with a soft voice no man throw that nigga out there he only changed when he put his glasses on when he take him off his voice change he'd be like yeah what going on i can't class like that shit gets on yeah i can't talk hey man my phone over there hey man y'all know what time it is before we even get into this shit man i don't i miss the road so much tell me some of the 85 South show moments that you miss me bro i just miss i'm gonna tell you the most exciting part about the 85 show this is my most exciting part of the show because i know for a fact it's about to go down this is the most exciting part when

even when cat be up there and this is with dealing with cat when cat be up there and he you know what saying he calls out everybody he's playing it all out you know what i'm saying how accolades and when he get to that, he'd be like, we got Chico do that about it. I'm like, oh shit, here it goes. He's like, we got DC up, and then we got the ladies man, Carlos Vito. I'm like, oh, shit, y'all, here we go. It's like, it's no turning back.

We about to go out there and fight, you feel what I'm saying? And when he's saying, welcome to the 85-stop. That you get in the cannon and they're about to shoot you. Yeah. Boo! That's my favorite part, bro, because like, once we're on stage, it's like, we're gonna go rock. It's just like, damn.

I be wanting to know how excited they had to see. man i got so many favorite moments but it's like if i start going down i'm just gonna go from like the last few shows we did i can't i can't really say my favorite moment on the oxygen oxygen table pilot did i want to say that was the most like hell yeah we got untie here on the oxygen what's up baby see on the goddamn oxygen get your shit girl what's up you baby that's your mama Hell, yeah. You know your mama still be fucking with the oxygen on. Come and turn that tank up.

This for Auntie on the oxygen. Everybody, put your lighters up. This for our Auntie on the oxygen. Do she be smoking for real? You passing to a nigga. You passing to it. Auntie about they hit that blah for real. You're gonna get me.

Auntie about that hit that blah real. Fuck your shit, Auntie. But at the same show, I want to say when we rolled around that lady, um, wheelchair. That wasn't in Philly. First of all, that motor was wrong. This nigger here. They ride. Boy, if you don't look like...

Left! Left, my queen! D.C. D.C. Get off the back of that lady's chair. Because if she come out there chair. Left. What she comes out of that chair?

where the god damn she can go fishing on them of her she may get your ass up that lady's shit why you going down don't go no crush my feet don't crush my feet she got an android screen or her wheelchair that shit is going down you're going down all right why you going down okay come on she said so we can go faster I love you oh that shit pick up speed let go baby let go who the fuck hit me on my ass I can't see I'm with my baby Let's ride, dude. Need for speed.

Alright, you're gonna bust it left. I'm gonna do the noise. I'm gonna add like we drift. Ah! Hey, man. This nigga is on the back of the lady will. Turn this motherfucker like that's 18 Willa. Let's ride, baby.

I feel like I'm in a parade. I know. This nigga get grown around the venue like Beyonce. Nika, what the fuck? Should go. I'm in a parade. I'm right. Baby!

Go boo! Show these niggas, baby. Hit the left. Ah! I said, I'm riding with baby. Come on, man. You're like we're going to the finish line. I'm riding with my baby.

Well, he had an LT's two mogul. For real, hit me. I've been wondering how she's doing through all this. Guess who hit me today, ironically. Nick, we're a wheelchair man. I was a jet man. He hit me too. He sent me a video.

That nigg said he just got some new rims on their chair. He texted to you or he said, he said on Twitter. He said on Twitter. Oh, he sent me a video. I ain't know what hell he was saying. What else? The lady with the little-ass jacket on in Jacksonville, remember she had the little coat.

The little red coat, you remember? You had that little coat. Chico had that coat. I'm not going to lie proud of it. The best moment was when we were taking pictures. And it was the lady died of that. Soon as she was like got shoulder to the show, they were like, smack!

And they were like, next, and she was like, it's darn? Damn, that brought. That's still your favorite moment. Another one of my favorite moments. And my crowd was like, too, all this shit. That bit was saying damn about the nuts. She's like, damn. That's all I get, damn.

Another one of my favorites, the lady with the little arm. Then no. Yeah. I was going to say that too, but I didn't want nobody to get a sending. And you know why I was so funny. That she was so funny. Why? Because the whole time, like during the show, we're making the joke.

It's somehow we ended up making a joke about somehow if your girl had a little arm or something. And then it's like... She was right now. As we taking the picture with the lady before her, I see her. And she ain't even... She's like, yo, this is what it is. So we're not even knowing that this is a real lady in the crowd with it. crowd with a disability.

Didn't I know. Niggas, when she popped up and she was like, I heard y'all talking y'all shit. I started to jump up and do y'all ass like this. I lost. Nigger. I lost. I want to say I lost. I want to say another moment.

It wasn't even doing the show y'all. Like, can I be trying to tell y'all? The after effect, the pictures, when we're taking pictures, that's real life. When you told that white girl, she said, she looked like she wanted them girl off Morris. I have sex white screen. That's why I'm scream. She don't listen to shit, her parents say. Fuck you, those are my cigarettes.

My cigarettes. One, two, three. You could have fly. She's about to go, listen to some Green Day when she lead is going on. My cigarette. It's about to go down as soon as she leave here. Hey, thing is too. Let's just some Kirkland on the way on.

Who the fuck ate my tater tots? I fucking hate this place. This is a little sister, she even worse. So what, I have sex for ice cream? What? Ice cream. I don't listen to shit anyone says. I'll punch that bitch in the face.

Bro, I probably walk out the building and walking around that bin twice that you catch my brother. Bro, that's probably the most funniest shit I ever heard, bro. He told myself, fuck you, I like to have sex. Oh, no, what do you say? So what, Mom, I like to have sex for ice cream.

My mom makes me mad. I'll push that bitch in the throat. So what? I like to have sex for ice cream. like that with that blood, bruh. We have some fucking epic moments. Oh, shit, she won't sprinkles. Oh, shit.

Wow. You know what else? I miss. I miss all the people who used to make their own 85 South Show merch. I don't. I don't. I don't, because, boy, they'd be having my face droopy. Hey, man, that's you.

I'm like, bitch, that is not me. I'm like, uh-uh, hell long, please. Save your money for better seats. You're an asshole. You're not a people person. I have a people. Oh, that I don't people. You're a cut of a bitch to get out your face.

People are like, hey, collars, I love you. Uh-uh, your breath stink. I'm like, damn. Hey, man, you were fucked up individual. Damn. Hey, you remember when that bitch sprayed that perfume on me? Oh, when she sprayed that perfume, and you were like, oh, bitch, that shit stinks. I said, that nigga crazy.

I was, I was. I walk right in two, I was like, it's okay, ma'am. Damn, that shit's crony, fuck. They've been spraying perfume. They been spraying some fabloso on the niggas. That nicole, you know, all you hear, this bitch tried to spray some old nasty-ass-ass-calone on me. I got to go on stage. I got to feel comfortable, bitch.

I was mad as fuck. You got the clip of that? Oh, shit. Oh, play that shit in there. Drop that bitch, isn't it? Girl. Ah! More than me.

Oh, yeah, like. Oh, yeah. Um, Johnny's, um, Johnny's, uh, I mean, I'll be all the other than at a time. I'm just,

I'm trying to thank you one or something. Hey! Hey, man. It's your friend. Hey, my friend. Um, Johnny's, uh,

her sister, her brother's. Oh, I like that shit. She prayed. Drop this shit. Now look, I do need to apologize because it's very harsh. I don't think I should have went there.

I was upset though. I turned around and the lady sprayed perfume like right in my mouth. She did ask my guy. He just turned around and got caught with fat. That's literally assault. That she assaulted me. That lady across. And I didn't know the lady.

And she just took it upon herself to spray perfume on me. So I just had to give that disclaimer. Shout out my nigga wheelchair man, man. He probably one of the coolest niggas I know, man. I was gonna say that about all the people that come down shows with this. Because I got this joke about whatever wrong with you. Somebody liked that shit. And I did the joke about the nigga falling in love with a lady with on half her leg.

I ain't gonna do the joke because I ain't gonna fuck the joke. Right. You ain't gonna do the joke. The joke hits so hard. They gonna want to hear too. After my show in Detroit, this lady came up to me and like she fit the exact shit that I was talking about in the joke. She said she had a car accident and she had to get her shit amputated from the knee down. And then she walked away, Norma's a motherfucker.

And I was like, how the fuck? It just didn't look like she would have a prosthetic leg. Oh, she had the prosthetic leg. Yeah, she showed it to me, but it didn't like, she ain't had like no little. But it don't think, it don't come to your mind when you see people with pants on, you be like, bro. Right. Is that, you that bitch legs, bro?

But I'm the type of motherfucker where it's like, nigga, I have, I know, I have my own personal line. Right. And certain shit that I'm just never going to make fun. I'll make fun of some shit, but I'd never try to make a motherfucker feel bad. Right, right. See, that ain't, you know what I'm saying? That ain't comedy to me. Nigger don't understand I have a sense of humor.

I just find everything funny. That don't mean that I am making fun of it. That's one thing I love about you as a performer, because you'll never try to make a motherfucker feel bad. I don't want you feel bad. I don't want you to laugh at your shit. I want you to laugh at what you think is wrong with you so you can feel better about yourself. I'm not that nigger that's going to sit. First of all, I'm gonna be your friend.

That's how I was in school, nigga. I'm not gonna roast, be gone up at nobody, just roast you. I'm always on defense, nigga. I'd rather go to school and don't say nothing. Don't roast, please don't roast me, please. But I think that's one of the biggest responsibilities we have with the gift that we have. It's like we gifted with saying shit. We know how to provoke emotion.

Right, right, right, right. You know what I'm saying? It's like, you do a joke. You know, everything is not just let. You have to set some shit up to get people emotionally involved so it can still be funny and keep the shit going. So it's just like, I feel like if you use that shit to try to be little people

and make motherfuckers feel. That shit is lame and fuck. You know what I'm saying? I think that's lame as fuck too. That shit, lame and it's feel like you can't come up with no creative content. Right. You see what I'm saying? It's like, I remember one time I had a, like, I got a cripple joke.

Shit, I got about three-fourter motherfucker that can stretch for like nine minutes that a motherfucker feel like damn, but like, no, it's funny because I'm not picking on somebody. This is, this is personal relationships That's what I'm saying, where the shit come from. They don't know who you've been around that might be your cousin in the wheelchair favorite joke. Hey, cool, do the joke you do got me, man.

You know what I'm saying? It's like people have certain attachments to certain shit. And they need to understand that comedians, a lot of comedians don't just get on stage and make up shit. They come from a real place. People have family memories. That should be coming from pain, bro. We be laughing that. Pain, like I got a cripple joke.

And then, you know, somebody said somebody a cripple joke. And I was like, okay, well, let me step in since you. think I'm unaware or I have I'm unknowledgeable about the fact well what I was talking about okay first off my uncle was uh had a what you call it the mental illness he had a mental illness what you call it like schizophrenia not schizophrenia the other word huh he had a learning disability but what's the word for when they are actually slow mentally retarded no don't say that don't the hell hell no Out of all words, that ain't the word.

Them niggins would flip up out your ass on that. He's just mentally challenged. Mentally challenged. That's what it is. It's mentally challenged, but he was born like that. And Shaughta lived for like 64 years. So I've seen my uncle literally can't talk. Literally like, hmm, my grandma fed that man.

She told him when he was honker. Told him when he had the bag. Grown that man. Okay, my uncle paralyzed from the neck down. Can't move. But he'll sit there kick your ass on matter. He'll whoop your ass. He will whip your ass, my niggas, my nigger.

Straight up, real gangster. Still, to this day, don't matter what going on. They still got the respect as if he was walking. It's just the fact that he makes niggas appreciate life, and you see that. You'd be like, damn, bro, motherfuckers who's up on the neck down stick and wake up and be thankful for life. And I'm walking. I can definitely be thankful for life. You dig what I'm saying?

So then I got a little cousin who's like 22. Same thing. Born mentally challenged. I got the joke when I was like, he was talking to my, uh, my, my, my, my, my, my auntie, uh, because he'll hear a fuck nigga like, here, but I called crazy hell, bro, you feel me, so I grew up with that shit, beautiful. So I was like, I had to tell her, like, listen, you're talking, you're, you're, talking, you're, you're, talking, you're, you're preaching to the choir, baby.

Hey, you remember the joke I did, I was, I got a little cousin who got a slough. Mm-hmm. And I, and I, my auntie was playing with him. And you know how people would be playing like, what? Right. He was about, such a little ugly stuff, that's what she was saying, right, but she heard the feeling. She didn't know he's just sitting on the couch

he was mad so we sitting around he wasn't saying there so my auntie had a little program she was going to at the church so she come to the house and go back and get ready and she put her church wig on like my older auntie so she come out he just started laughing like what's you laughing at?

He said because now you're ugly like me, bro. That was something to go on this shit. Winked crazy. Went cray on the ass. That's one of the, like, that's one of the type of comedy and shit that I get comfortable. Hey, but I ain't gonna lie one time my uncle said the shit at me one time, bro. He got his little rocket chair, right? So he's sitting in his little racket chair, bro.

So I'm coming in, and you know how when you're young, you observe it, okay? I'm like six. So at this time, they're not going to tell you about what's going on in the family. You just have to, you're a child. You just have to figure it out, you feel me? So I'm like, how come every time I ask uncle, him say me? man, you feel me? So he's just so happening to hit rocket chair, and I was just walking in liberal and I was just licking it up. You feel me? I was just like, try to figure out,

boy, that dicka got up. And he was, he said, get the fuck out my face. But he didn't say it like that. He was like, hmm. I was like, you want me get the fuck out your face, but on that way. You want me get the fuck. This shit so crazy. You bring in a family, I just feel like this is the perfect time to say this. because I'd be telling people about Uncle Park, my gay uncle, right? Oh, shit. So, look, the nigger had...

You got to tell that story. This nigga that sent me a Facebook message. I just figured out not too long how you get your Facebook messages, right? This nigger is so gay to me. Because even when I read his message, I just read the message was gay. The message there.

You need to call me when you get a chance, and that's exactly how I read. Because I don't know what he did, but when I read the message, I couldn't even read it as myself. The message said, you need to call me when you get a chance to him. Did you call him? Did you call him? You got to call him, right? You got to call him and get a chance.

You got to call him that message. He's going to see you another message like, did you get my message? No. All right now, you're going to be like, nephew. Nephew. He's going to 3W. Nephew. After two nephews, it's going to turn back into it.

Bits. Like the fuck. That is hilarious, bro. You do not want that nigger angry with you. Hey, man, welcome back to the 85 South Shore. That's hilarious. That's your man, wash your hands. That's all.

Who side is all? My daddy, no. That's hilarious. Hold up. That's your daddy, brother. Yeah. Her dad a cool-ass nigger, bro. How he, how he feels about it?

He's just him, Kim. Man, my daddy is the funniest nigger on accident, bro. Your dad is the... Your dad is the older man. That's hilarious. That's hilarious. That's hilarious. My dad get on that liquor, man.

Hey, my dad is safe. No man. No see it. No see it. You stole my life. I did. Oh, that big. That big.

Hey, it's how funny my dad is, though, bro. My dad is how funny my dad is, though, bro. My daddy gets on the liquor and the type of shit. My dad is safe. Man, I don't know what the fuck wrong with my brother, man. That nigga be up there, man, with all them punks, man. They just be playing cars and shit, mate. What type of man want to hang around a bunch of men, mate?

You're like, now, you're in denial, my name. That nick got a husband or something. I'm like, boy, you're stupid. My dad would be having me crying laughing. He can talk about call me, please. Look, you need to call me when you go to sound. Did you call those, though, right? Oh, my nigga.

You need to go ahead and get that over with, bro. Because you don't want to keep hearing, nephew. That three Ws, bro. Listen, you could have won't. Three WDiv's. Nephew. I seen that 85th show, y'all's go crazy. Nephew.

You know what I'm going to hear them back and say. What? Nigel whee! Hey, man, that's one of the funnest shit. I like when the crowd allowed us to draw that creativity. I think that's some of the best shit. Because we be having some of the... First of all, I always got to say our fans got to be some of the realest niggins.

First of all, I don't give a... I ain't nobody fan base better than 85 South Show fans. You know what I think it is. This is my theory. These niggas really love us. These are not people who like us. Right. These are the niggas who love.

They really think we some, they can, bro. Like, hey, who that is? It's a train outside. Huh? There ain't nobody. Ain't nobody. You're tripping old school. Put that thing up.

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Yeah. I'm about to get me a new handgun. my handgun just like my dick. It's too goddamn big. Oh! My name is Carlos Muddler. I'm a comedian, bitch. Don't ever forget that I'm still a comedian.

Now, speaking with which, let me look at some of the shit that's been going on in the world. I just both fath-up. Much love to the 85 South Show Research Department. Yeah. We got a research department. We got a research department. They didn't broke this shit up in segments.

What did they got? Sports. See what's going on. He ain't got anything going on. Coronavirus updates. They're in-home typing. Making power points. One, enter.

Get those stupid ass on. All right. First of all, before we get into all of this, we've got to say this during this episode. We would like to give a special dedication to our friend, Miss Minnie. Both death. That we lost in the tragic accident. We would like to sense of love and condolences to the family. She was a part of the 85 South Show family.

She's a big fan. And she showed us much love. Even invited us to be on her show. women of Atlanta man let's you know just have a moment just silence rest of peace miss minnie most definitely okay this is I'm gonna skip that one because that'd just be the craziest transition to say right after that right right the president did did tell everybody to you know drink bleach and inject themselves with disinfected shout up to be saying shit to see if niggas gonna do it bro

You know what I thought about? Fine things we could clean off. We just drink a little bleach, right? Drink a little bleach, right? And you know what I think is fucked up? There's people actually need to be told not to do that. I feel like... Nigger, look that the bleach can, like...

Not a nigger. White people did. White people. Don't never say, Nick, see if you said... I mean, I said the white niggins. No, you said it. White niggins. They looked at the, they looked at the chlorop, like...

Well, that's a goddamn good idea! You really think it's gonna clean that corona? I really think. I can't get it up out there. Is that right? Hey, Memo! Hell, it couldn't hurt. They said Lassol killed 99.9% of coronavirus.

I can huff a little bit of that, and I'll be ready to go work tomorrow. So they've been had the cured age, man. Well, you know, if people start digesting all these products. No, let's not even open up our audience today, because somebody going to hear that, and it's going to be like, you know what, I was going to drink that believe. No, you should have, oh, but I'm going to get what,

though. Don't white folks be doing inhalers and shit, bro. But this is what I got to say. It'd be like, um, the, uh, air cartridge to the, uh, paint balls on, they pop my bitch and, and blah, blah, blah. See, this is one thing that the coronavirus quarantine has taught me, though. What? It's to never overestimate the intelligence of another person. You cannot do that.

Somebody out there is dumber than you think they are, and they have to be told. Do not put harmful chemicals into your body. The motherfucker had to be told, don't drink no bleak's eyes. Fuck it. No, because it's a motherfucker. Drink the goddain. Nah, we've been to watch this stupid. Drink it there.

Ain't my man, drink the bleeds, bro. The views and opinions reflected by DC Young Fly are the views. You might have no time for that stupid-ass shit, man. Anybody, anybody, let me tell you some. Anybody got tired. And I know for a fact, it's a motherfucker who get up every day and swallow some toothpaste. And not even knowing that it's poison. They stupid.

Dumbass. Oh, speaking of dumbass. What happened? What? What? Two-paces. Yeah, you don't swallow that shit. Now, you're going to be in the mucus.

fucking e-off. Why the fuck are we brushing our teeth with it if it points? If you look at the motherfucking toothpaste, that shit says does me. Do not swallow. I know because if swallowed, contact your local poison control center with the goddamn skull and bones. You was dead, man. Yeah. That's why you got that little end in the ball and you be brushing your tongue.

That shit goes down your throat. Right. Damn, what that is? Speaking of crazy shit, Atlanta reopens some non-essential businesses and, um, And, uh, bro, I don't even know what the fuck essential is. Yeah, I don't know. That means shit that you need. That's everything, nigga.

You need it. You need everything you want. Everything will open. Kriber Kreme, the bird king, everybody's open since the coronavirus. Nigger. Everybody is open their whole time. The whole time. Essential.

You know, it's niggas, you know, it's niggas work at Papa, so they really just standing outside, hollin that bitch. Hey, bro, we open for women. They're right, they flagging people in, bro. I'm gonna tell you. They thought they were closed, but they were still open. They pocketed that money. Oh, fuck that. I just said Popeyes, but listen.

Pocket all that bread. Well, we're opening up tomorrow selling all that chicken. Bro, you know, Churches fuck with us. They watched the whole last episode was on Twitter talking shit. What they say? They ain't tweeting, Nick. No, they did. You don't be replying.

They ain't say. Churches, they ain't say D.C. What they say? Let me see. Let me see. That church is said, OK, D.C. We see you with the two-piece. Man, let me see.

Go on now. I'm going to send it to you. It's in my very fast. You see you. You see you. Boy, that's like a hood Oscar. They did. I'm like a hood Oscar.

They did. They made a meme. Let me see you. They made a meme. Let me see my name. Oh, Joe got it on dick. That's what they did. Oh, they did.

Oh, no, but what they say, though? Hold on, no, they say, the show I appreciate for all the love, you made it because of you. Oh, you're a little. Oh, you're a little. Oh, my really. I went out like that. You didn't get to give it.

Ah! Yeah, Chuck's a brother. Ah! Okay, what was he? I went to they paid. They post a white boy. White people don't eat treasured. Why me?

They lied to that. No, they're going to do it. Oh, they're going to do it. Oh, oh, oh, okay. Can you just show that to you to confirm any one. Okay, my black. Oh, okay. Say no more.

Oh, the gift. E, E, E. Yo, tell them I need a hundred thousand. Feed a nigga church. I put some money out pocket. Put a little money in my pocket, you know what I'm saying? I'm doing another. Yeah.

Shout out the church's chicken. That's all I was getting at. They're going to swear a nigga, so they sold. They were like, that nigga, that did a church is a commercial. I'm like, ah, damn, my dick. They can't do no shit. No motherfuckercin' commercial for Cherokee Ticket? Come on, man.

Two Chains Open up Escobar and Tappas Lounge and Casabary Hill to feed the homie. Shout out the Titty. Huh? Shout out the Titty. Hey, you people always call him Two Chains, but he said this in one of his songs, and I really think this is what he should have changed his name to. When that nigga said, his name was Titty Two Neckles. I felt like that could be the coldest monoceless.

like a in history. Titty two necklace. Titty two necklace. I hate that I ain't think of that shit first. That's crazy. They call me titty two necklace. And every time I see him, I call that niggie two necklace. So that that nigger album covered with him peeing in the stall.

And it was true university. Right. One of the coldest albums ever. I got locked up this to that city. Hey man, that nigga, he used to always say some shit that'll just lead you in suspense, but you put in all the time. Yight.

That niggas said, she dog skin, her friend, light skin, you put us together, they're ice cream. He said ice cream sandwiches. That thing said that. Welcome to two. All I woke for my birthday is a big booty ho. Yay! That what that nigga add little.

Yay! All I want for my birthday is a baby. He had to burn in the back. Yay. Man, where? I rode past 12, listen to that shit like that. You asked me, you what I do it, who I do it. Yeah.

Yeah, I said, what? What? Me, I thought on my song, man. All I heard with, whewit. You're stupid as hell. You're all right, that nigger. You're all right. I'm like, cut this shit down, man.

You're tripped. Amen. We lost our first hip hop. Hip hop community took his first loss during the coronavirus epidemic. We lost Fred, the guy. Oh, yeah, man. RIP, man.

From the coronavirus. All right, P, man. You don't be understanding how serious the corona shit is to he come around and it'll affect somebody you know, man. Speaking of which, hip-hop legend Scarface is extremely sick right now. If he, but, oh, look, he's screaming sick off of steel? Yeah, he's, damn, he'd been fined that shit for me, isn't it? Slim thug beat that shit. He beat it, man.

I know it, man. Let's say my prayers from my O-City. There's so much bad news, man. Let's report on some good shit. Cighton here West is officially. Listen, I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna tell you, I talk shit, but I give credit when you Dude, that one thing about me. I don't like when they were there to talk shit.

And then when the nigger do some shit, good. They don't ever see that shit. You feel me? No, man, you got to let me. Hey, boy, let me tell you something. I might talk shit about your clothes. By how homeless, it looks homeless like a motherfucker. But nigger, you made stupid cats.

So fuck what I'm talking about. Jay Z said it best. And second about, what he said. Can knock the hustle. Oh, you can knock that. A whole billion. A whole billion. Especially, fuck, what I'm talking about,

Salute. And the old Kanye creeped back up. You see the old. Kanye creep out something. Uh-huh. That nigga came out and said, I'm not, I don't have no one billion. Bitch, I got three. That was a black history moment, and I hope somebody documented the date and time so we

could put that officially on the book. Three weeks, baby. Why? Why? I'm going to buy a world with three billion. He better keep doing that shit. And now you've got to start all over. You remember when the niggie had the concert and he used to just go out and just talk for 30

man go crazy he'd be tripping you know but then nobody know what the fuck he was mad then nobody gave a fuck but that shit made niggas live about and nigg and nigga and nigga appreciate the nigga be like bro he gonna do it like a spoken word and then he's gonna perform right i used to love when he used to get mad and then just in the middle he'll just stop the song he'll be like somebody tell j z to call me hey bro i need to talk that brother man man but do you know how busy this music man do you know how busy you got to be for you that's the only way you got to get it to uh you know in contact with a niggins like bro i got to do this just to get a contact with this but you know the crazy part is somebody at the venue could

have got in touch with that nigga tonight he probably was now that i know what i know and i think that i know some shit this probably was a rock nation tour come on man at least he said it up he set it up the niggas that he said it up the niggas that he know was like the crazy part about it he had talked to j z that day decrayed part about he was telling somebody in the back to tell him to call he's right it was it was she to do with us he was talking to he knew he knew exactly what he talked to me what's going on con you lost his mind no he's talking to me he's talking to his assistant mid concert she's talking to me i got all this music for this new album spiel a lisha oh did he made the head last what he said told everybody

don't vote Democrat no more he tired of Black vote is not going to be for free. We're going to have to see some promises. You know, what are we getting in return for our vote? Nothing has changed for Black America. And in order for us to vote for Biden, we can't be taken for granted like we always are because we're supposed to be Democrats

or because people are afraid of Trump. If whoever's going to take care of our community, whoever wants to make a deal, it's business at this point. You know, we can't trust politicians, You know, so we want to know very clearly, just like Trump made it clear that he wanted to build the wall. Biden needs to make it clear that he's going to change the lives and quality of life of black and brown people. Else he can't get the vote.

I will hold the vote hostage if I have to. You said it here. Said it first. Breaking news. Breaking news. Who fault we going on? What are we going on? What are we going on?

That's what niggis. That's what niggis. That's what niggins was. What are we going to do? We dance. They're putting no libertarian in that motherfucker. Come on, man. Who are we going to move up?

Hey, have a look at the libertarian. They just be over there like, please look at me. I'm running for president. They're like, man, shut the fuck out. There's always the people who don't have no chance at winning who'll be trying to offer the best shit. Well, what's your platform? Man, I'm trying to get recycling back pop up,

but I'm going to get everybody dicks up twice a week. Hey, man, where did I sign up? You got my vote. This is a dude trying to get everybody dicks up. You ain't heard of him. He's from Iowa. Hey, bro. His name Jim Rose, vote for Jim.

Hey, bro, I'm not going to say it ain't going to ever happen. One day, a libertarian go win. And he's going to be like, I'm just a player. What the fuck? Y'all know y'all up on pit me, man. What the fuck wrong with you? I'm a libertarian, man. What the fuck are they?

They're like in the middle. They're like, we're not going for Democrat or we're not going for Republican. What is a libertarian? Who would you think, like, if you had that? Like if you had to pick the next white president. Oh, but Google it. Who would you pick? The next white president on.

It's that. I want to be black. Come on, man. If you're going to be white, if you're going to be white, Hillary. Don't know about like Hillary. I fuck with Hillary. I like a boss bitch that talk shit. They like to hide shit.

Send her dick pick. She'll lie about it. He ain't shit me no dick pick. She'll break the whole computer. That's over there. There ain't no dick pick on there. You'd be like, I'm going to. got to vote for this bitch she got to get another four years that bitch is going she is a roner

she fuck bruh bill clinton got his dick's up and she still was there you better say you apologize i would like to apologize about some things i doth what the fuck the president got caught getting his dicks up right first of all we got to say this because it's like i'll go on with hilly rill clinton did what the fuck he did see me no damn dick pics but he's It's certain shit that he didn't do. He did get some head. Let me tell you some. He got some head.

He admitted. After a while, he wasn't supposed to admit that shit right then. He a nigger to certain aspects, not saying. Fuck that. Keep lying until I can't catch it, bitch. Exactly. I'm saying they ain't had no evidence yet. No, I ain't fucked that bitch.

Get on my face. He did what he was supposed to do. Then when he had to tell the truth, he told the truth. But even after all of that, he still didn't fuck. Got to keep lying. I'm going to tell you, you got the lie so bad. even when they got proof of evidence you got the still lie

niggia it's a videotape with you on it don't talk about you don't lie at all until you've seen the videotape they're like, well who is this? Well look look look look

come here come in let me tell you that ain't me know look where have I ever wore a gray sweater come on get that shit my goddamn thing they ain't want no damn gray mugs still gonna deny this shit nigg going to look right at the

man here you go what the fuck make you think that's me what make you think that's me just because the nigg got a hat on and you know what I mean niggis wear hats but he looked right man I knew it was a set up I'm just doing this shit first ball who recorded how did he get caught how do he get caught man the bitch kept the dress with the nut on it they it's hard to deny your own nut hold oh wait a minute wait a minute they got the dress out on the plate brother you didn't know this you weren't old enough to know this flag on the play man she kept the dress with the nut on it she had the dress at the house see that's that you know

what that was the problem no no no no no go when he bust the nut she tried to pull out no she was giving head head it was a whole bunch of spitting it She was really giving him. She went crazy. Even the afterfeit was crazy. You're like, duh. Yeah. He didn't busts.

Damn. This big keep going. He didn't bust all over this. But she didn't even wipe the dress off. So the bitch took the dress and wait until it dried. Yeah. It was like, I got them. They got the dress at the lab.

They scraping nut flakes off. They know exactly who nut this is. You can't deny it. Just like frosted flakes. Damn. Hold up. like dendrophones. Drive, drive.

Let's hold on a little. Wait a minute, wait a minute. So when the shit hit the fan, they was like, we need evidence. And she was like, well, I got a dress. No, she told somebody who told it. She was telling another motherfucker who told. She was telling another motherfucker who snitched on.

So she was like, girl, what happened I had? She told, she thought she had a work friend. Oh, she tried to get it, and the friend when it. The bitch recorded the shit. the shit. Oh, wait, wait, but how you get recorded on for conversation? Dude, this is easy. These are people who can't hit a button on the phone and record. It's, you know, that's what I'm saying, it's not secure. But that's why you can't, you can't trust a motherfucker. That's why you can't even say

girl, I got something to tell you. Motherfucker might record all the, girl I got something to tell you. You got 30 clips of girl I got something to tell you. Can't wait for you to go crazy. Oh, remember what you said on August? 30th? Girl, I got something to tell you. bitch, I got tapes. What? That one I don't say shit. That one I don't talk on the phone.

I got to see you in person. I don't even like talking in person. If you call me, my conversation would be so quick. They'd be like, hey, fly, black, y'all. Yeah, see, we didn't talk to about some shit, ain't it. This all started out talking about Diddy. You see I diddy bring them all the other shit. I asked my phone all the way.

Hello? Who you're looking for? If you're looking for me, you'll see me in person. I'm scared. You just gotta be careful. Man, people be trippy, bro. That's why I be telling niggas all the time. Every piece of pussy you get might be a trap.

Right. Watch them. We don't know who she was working for. Watch them. Got to watch them. You don't know what's going to know. I think that really Monica Lewinsky don't get the credit that she deserved. Because if you think about it, she really was doing a service for her country.

That'd be too tough. She sucked the president there. Oh. Do you know what that meant? But still, you, you like, but you, you sniss too, because you agreed that that what you said. The economy was doing well. Like, everything was going great.

That was coronavirus. That nigga was making changes in everything because he was getting his dick suck at work. You know how you can come to work mad and then get your dick sucking. Like, you know what? I was going to push the button on them fuck niggas, but I'm going to let them keep their little dust-ass country.

What? Nigger passing all the bill. What? The niggas want this. Let them have it. Give it to him. Give it. Let them out.

Freedom gas. Shit. Clemacy for all my niggas. That was always in the office sitting back like this. Shit. You okay, Bill? I'm all right. I'm good.

I don't give a fuck with nobody to say. Bill Clinton got his dick second at the White House. I know for a fact that nigger that said in the old office with his feet crossed under their desk with his shoes off. Shit, what time is it, man? I know the White House thing. I'm going to clock out early, man. I ain't doing shit. America ain't got shit today.

We can go and shut it down at 2 o'clock, man. White House stink. It looked like he stink, bro. Oh, but this is the other shit, did he say he's going to hold a black vote hostage. You know how

a nigga be so rich? They just be saying, like, crazy that shit. He delusions. He really thinks the whole black community is behind him because he said it. But, I mean, but he,

niggins that go not vote. They're gonna not vote because Diddy say don't vote? Nick, somebody got to run the country. You did what I'm saying? But you can't tell black people not. I would love for Diddy to try to stop an old black man, 61 years old. You go, Diddy Bob his ass.

Willie Charles Jackson, man, born and raising. Boehill, Alabama. Hey, man, Diddy say we ain't vote. Get that monkey-ass nigger out of my face. You think I'm not going to vote because some pound-ass nigger. You get the fuck off my arm. I worked at the Abrams Derrick for 38 years. Nick couldn't even vote when I started.

Fuck y'all. Ignorant motherfucker. You stupid. You're stupid. You're just goddamn ignorant and you're stupid. Young motherfucker. Listen to anybody. Let's tell you goddamn self.

I'll vote for who the fuck I won't vote for. I get head now. That's it, nigga, talk about that for weeks. Go on that vote for the wrong person. Vote for the libertarian. You don't kiss my motherfucking ass, woodpecker style. Come out. Don't vote.

Fuck you. I'm gonna take my ass with your tongue out. I'm gonna tell you. Now take that. The most memorable shit. I voted for Barack when I was supposed to. Come on now. Never forget, nigga.

Yep. No, I took my dad up to vote because, you know, my dad was old. I never forget this shit. Wait, don't admit no shit like that. Hey, that nigga dead. Hey, ain't you, sir, here time. My boy, ah, you did, y'all. You're over with.

What you mean? That shit illegal. I ain't do nothing illegal. I ain't told you the story yet. You just told me what you did. I ain't told you. Okay, go ahead. He did.

Let me tell you at home. I tried to tell them. Don't do it. I told you the moment. Let me tell you what happened. Nika, voter fraud is illegal and I do not encourage that you tell you less of this story. Fuck that. I took my daddy up to the wrong.

You think these motherfuckers go take your 420 post down? Wait until they hear this shit. This illegal? Yes. Very much so. Nika, I took my daddy. Bro, you can take your elderly parents. To the vote they're not on they're not gonna tell you not to go in there with your elderly parents

Do your thing you can't you can't tell niggas nothing All right, I'm gonna listen to you old lad No, I did it listen to my old young-a-n-niggin' niggins Hey my story great and fuck This is a great-ass story I'll tell it to y'all on the street if y'all see me They remind me like hey what's about that story you're gonna tell you I'll tell it to you.

Niggas, don't listen, man. That shit crazy, man. Could they want to allow me to go over there if it was illegal? Nope. Okay. I'm with my daddy. You think the motherfucker going to ever stop? All right, go ahead.

You say, vote or what? Frog. Nigger voter fraud. Voting on the false pretenses. The myth. Federal crime. Here we go. However, the extensive research,

research reveals that fraud is very rare. Voting. A Michigan State Senator from Monroe County is apologizing this evening for wearing a face mask that resembled the Confederate flag. He is Senator Dale Zorn from Ida. He says the whole thing was a mistake and a misunderstanding, but he says he still feels that time period should be taught in schools. I think even if it was a Confederate flag.

You know, we should be talking about teaching our national history in schools. And that's part of our national history. And it's something we can't just throw away. Although I am pretty sure the Civil War is taught in most history classes, Zorn posted an apology on Twitter today. It reads in part, I'm sorry for my choice of pattern on the face mask that I wore yesterday on the Senate floor. I did not intend to offend anyone.

However, I realized that I did, and for that, I am sorry. They had a mansmaid out of a confederate flag. He tried to act like he didn't know. And then they had the other white lady mayor in Texas who told everybody to stay at the house. And then the bitch went out of nails done. Y'all's peat for him.

So I can be out here fucking round. That big peep on, though. Ugly his feet. Damn, OG. All right. Basketball fans in the room, if anybody been watching the last dance series for the Bulls. Yeah, nah. I ain't see that shit.

You ain't been watching it? No, I've been working. By half time, my feet are bleeding. But I'm having a good game, but I don't want to take them off. A number of the players and even... Hey man, this shit is amazing and it really gives me some perspective on this shit that I grew up on. that I grew up on. If we would have known that the Bulls

wasn't fucking pistons at the same time, I'm thinking this is what, you know what I'm saying? We looked up to these, I didn't know these niggins were winning all these games and bringing holes back and cocaine and shit. That's the part that stands out to me that nobody is speaking on, the cocaine part. You mean to tell me,

niggins was just playing 82 games a season in the rough NBA era and doing cocaine. At the same time, that is a lot of activity. But if you think about it, cocaine and athletics should go hand in hand. You think, what? All that energy. Cocaine athletes?

Come on. Niggas be booted! Right. A ball. Corner pocket. No, sports just haven't been the same since they took the steroids and shit out. And Michael Jordan is the nigger that everybody thought he was, too. This nigga is still.

Still mad at Isaiah Thomas for not shaking. No. That nigga mad right now. For what? Because when the bulls beat the pissers, they walked off the court and they didn't shake their hand. Michael Jordan's still mad about that shit today. Damn. And the piss.

And the piss. You beat me. I shake your hand. I beat you. Michael Jordan is that nigger. Damn. You want that respect. You know another thing that stood out, bro.

That man, Scotty Pippin did all that goddamn work for $2 million. Hold on what happened brus scotty pippin was the boy he was one of the most underpaid players in the NBA for the longest time So who we're getting the money George Jordan was making goddamn thirty five million dollars a season Hold up so he the next nigga on the team wasn't making but like four or six what was the next nigga making Scottie pippin been signed the longest goddamn contract so those niggins don't buy one house and have to go out there wait on another season Then this robin was 4.6 million. Yeah. Then the rhyme went four?

Yeah. You see what I'm saying? This nigga was making them niggins. That's how you laugh at them. That's how you laugh when you're getting like quadruple more than the next thing. Nah, thinking about how great Michael Jordan was. This nigga making $30 million a season. Shut up.

The nigger who you would think would be the number two nigger on the team, Scottie Pippin. This nigga making one point. making one point two they can do what the fuck he wanted to do shut up shit you're making 8.3 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha now some niggins was passing jordan the ball just out of spike damn i know it get that nigga the ball he making all god damn money let him shoot that motherfucker she ain't doing shit now i know why niggas was at the end of the bench celebrating Man, this nigga making all these glass from the free throw land. Nigger fucking better for 30 million dollars.

He better jump up and pull a rocket out of his ass. I'm giving that nigga the ball every time. He's going to have to imbioled it to himself. Nigel. You better go out of bounds and get that ball. That's why Michael Jordan was looking at niggins crazy when they was like, pass, nitty, pass. I'm passing it to you, nigga.

He don't even make enough money to touch this ball. I bet he told somebody that. I know he told somebody that. Man, he told a nigger at Bahama. I know he told- You ain't heard of Michael Jordan, you better get on YouTube. Man.

And bust the fad on it there. He said, you better get on YouTube. But you know, watching that shit, just knowing that these is niggas who really, they were really niggas at the end of the day. Damn, I want to have a conversation with the greats like that.

It's only a couple of niggas. I want to have a conversation with, but I want to have a conversation with Brock. I want to have a conversation with Denzel. I want to have a conversation with Michael Jackson. And goddamn shit. Oh, I wish I could have a conversation with Bernie Mac. Oh, yeah.

Man, I call that nigga every time I felt like doing, man, what? No, T.C. don't, no, no, no, no, don't, no. But who the fuck you, but bleed that eyes here. I'm like, and all I'm up. And all I want to hear, man. I bleed on a nigger all, man. That's crazy. Oh, another part of that Michael Jordan shit,

there was a part in there that said Michael Jordan had to go to Las Vegas during the season and go get Dennis Rodman and bring him back. Dennis Robinson said he needed a break. He went to Vegas, did some coat, got some holes, and spent some money. You got to be the leader squad and go to a whole other state and just be at the casino, knowing you got to play a basketball game. And you're at the casino, yeah, let me get 400 trips.

Well, you know you got a big-a-n-no ring. Man. But do you understand, niggins, Michael Jordan? Even a nigga Wild is Dennis Rodman, nigg. When Michael Jordan show up, you're like, okay, okay, party over, party over, party over. Everybody get these. Hey, that's how you think of Michael Joe, you think of Space Jam? Nick, Dennis Rodman talked like a fucking cartoon character, like that dick.

Like, he talked like, his voice sound like Halloween. I told everybody, get out of the room. Michael Jordan is coming the room. The party is over. We got a game tomorrow. We got to be in Phoenix. I'm gonna drive my motorcycle down there, me, me. Yeah, my, me, my joy and Scotty, it's just gonna be us.

This is bad boys, it's all over again. I told Mike, I'm gonna get my shit together. Let me get a little bit more pussy. I'm leaving. I'm tired. I just need to come out here. I want to drink some water. Just watching that whole look, I mean, I'm watching all of it,

but that shit just reminded me of that clip when Kobe Bryant was at practice one day and he just told him, niggas. He was like, practice, niggins. You niggins need to practice. This shit don't make me better. shit for y'all you niggins need to practice y'all the ones who ain't shit i'm gonna miss that man go miss that niggins though bro go miss that nigga somebody paid 800,000 for a date with

tom brady hey who somebody paid eight hundred thousand dollars for a date with tom brady they just it just says someone they don't specify if it was a woman or man somebody paid that he fucked up you tom brady and you do some shit like this for a charity or something you think you're going on a date and then you get there just a niggins who want to talk about football it's a dude a dude on a car dealership in North Carolina hey Tom him you biggest fan man I just whatever we can do like uh tickets to the game for jersey cleats and post game dinner or workout this nigga out here on offer up what the fuck this nigga got sold on off up for

That's Tom Clearly Tom Brady He's doing a favorite for somebody He got to be doing a baby He got to be doing a prostitute His agent, San- Nick, I went to Florida, Loaded Man

No, it's not, no it's not No, it's not That's the cover That's the cover They're selling That thing is a prostitute You went on a date for 800,000 And two tickets

To the Buccaneers game Come on a word. Come on a work. Get the fuck out here. We're moving on. They ain't never do that with the Patriots. Hey, the ball brothers have signed to Rock Nation sports. Who?

The ball brothers. Lonzo, Funzo, and Gunzo. Oh. I'm like, who are? That's not their name. Lonzo Ball, Jamelo Ball, that nigga named Jello, Jamelo. Who they signed to?

And they little brother. What's the little one? The little brother. What's the name? Lamello. All three on? Lamello. Lanzo.

They dare they're talking big. They dared to sign the Rock Nation, too. That's what they won't take. Can they all sign a rock nation? Can't sign their daddy. You get you. LaValle. You got to sign LaValle, baby.

You can't say my boys unless you got their daddy. I'm telling you, my boys are the next LeBron. Matter of fact, LeBron going to quit when you see the ball brothers. I'm telling you, baby. They're going back to the clip. He could have been the next, he could have been the next, like, sports analyst if he didn't see what he. I wonder how much money they gave that nigga for him to shit to shut the fuck down. Because I know he didn't do it for free.

They like a motherfucker to talk shit and don't agree with everybody, man. He didn't do it for free. That nick, you ain't heard from that nigga in two or three years. He sat down. They're probably like, man. He's going to 10 million youth. If you want to lose him, try the fuck up, got the payment? The same motherfucker who gave Tom Brady at 800,000.

What? That nigga torn went on that prostitune. Jared Jones is officially tired of losing Cowboys on a deal. did to draft by his goddamn self and told everybody to not interrupt him. What happened? And I think this may work, because the nigger he drafted sounds like the nigger of all niggins. This nigger name is C.D. Lamb. C.

What happened? C, two E's, D, two E's. C.D. Lamb. He signed the nigga name C.D. Lamb? No, wire receiver, first motherfucker they picked. Damn. Yep, Draymond Green comes out and says, Charles Barkley is a hater and he's not ignoring it no more.

He just said, fuck it. See, one thing about Lance, one thing, see, I like Lance, but see, see, uh-uh. See, one thing about Draymond, he's just like to kick people in the nuts. That's it. That's good. He's not a great basketball player. He's not, no, no, he'll never be me. He'll never be a Charles Barkley or, uh, or, or, or just somebody.

You know? He's not a great player. Right. He's aggressive. But he's not a great player. I don't know, bro. It's something about Draymond Green, bro. I don't know if it's because I know that nigga a real dark-skinned nigga, but he...

And I know Charles Barclay is not a nigga to play with in his heyday. Right. He was not that guy to play. This nigga flipped shack-ass on it. See, one thing about, see, Charles, see, Charles Barclay was a great player who just ain't got no... I'm gonna tell you, bro. I'm gonna tell you this. He ain't got no ring.

He's salty for them old niggas away got the reins. I'm just talking about this back and forth beef shit. Right. Because I, you know, I'm just worst-case. It don't matter how old you is, nigga. Charles Barkler is an Alabama old-school nigga. So? Just saying.

I got three championships. You can't say shit. I don't go fuck what you did, Charles. I got three things that you wish you had. Right, right. You're the brother. What? He got that old Charles Barker.

Yeah. That's why Charles Bark on forever? You know what? Fuck, Graham. Yeah. He's going to end up saying it. You know what, fuck, Braymond? I think that's the Hayden part, though.

He was like, damn, fuck him again, that's fuck, Raymond. Somebody got caught, one of the players got caught with, smoke some weed or something. I don't know how you. Brain, nothing else going on. It ain't like they playing basketball. Let them niggas smoke weed. Exactly. Shit, everybody else doing cocaine and powder.

James Winston going to the Saints. For what? To back up Drew Brees. Boy, Drew Brees, is not getting hurt. That nigg is the goat. Even though I'm an Atlanta falcon all day, Cucca! They just drew breath.

That nigga the goat, bro. People have been asking us for some books to read during the coronavirus. Go get my little brother a book called Scars of Wisdom. It's out on Amazon. My boy, Alentee Tim. Oh, then my boy, Fat boy shit, too. My boy Fat and Paid shit. Your ass ain't gang.

Go get that shit. Oh. I'm going on their pay because your ass can't read. Yep. Go get that shit. That's your hard. You did? So books to read.

I like how you threw the ass in that Ron, we got to the book part. Oh, yeah, Mo Def. He's coming out with a book, too. 48 Laws of Power by Robert Green. That's a good one. That's a damn good one. The Bankers Code by George Anton.

I haven't read this one. This was throwing in the old Chad, I think. Hustle Numbers, but my boy, Ash Cash. Now, that's a good one. That's a good one. He took a lot of Nipsy Hustle quotes. And he made Hustle-Nomics like an actual book. For real.

Yeah, I got it at the crib. I got to get that shit. And check out Empire State of Mind by Zach O'Malley Greenberg. Who the hell of these niggas? I mean, it's just some great books to start, you know, to get into your entrepreneurial mindset. You know, if you want to start building your vocabulary and, you know, just start to be motivated. Most definitely. Go out there and be a better nigger.

I ain't going to lie. Every time I look around, I see people be having the wildest, your buzz. You know what I'm saying? They're spending two, three hundreds of dollars, then they lose them. And then still gonna spend two, three more hundred dollars on some more head buds. But guess what? We ain't giving back to the community. But I think it's time, you know why?

Aha! My boy Ray J got some wireless hit buds. Ray Cun, ladies' model, E25, it's the best one yet. It got six hours of playtime, Bluetooth pairing, more on baseball. And a compact design that gets you a nice, isolated feel. Mm-hmm. For those who know what that mean, and guess how much they cost.

You ain't gonna believe. Nope, not 150. Mm-mm. Not a hundred dollars. Yes, sir, keep going down. No, not $20, no. Go back up with your cheap ads. $8.00.

Yes, sir. You know what you can do. Get 15% off. How can you do that? Buy raycon.com slash. Hey, advice out. For real? You like self-help? I need like the mental books. You dig what I'm saying? More, you know, you think, think rich. You dig what I'm saying? You want to God's children. You know, those type of books. You know what I'm saying? I need to be guided more so. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

Well, Hey, you're talking about... It looks like... It looks, see, an unbiased opinion. It looks like Hezekiel Walker came and took it. And that's just... I mean, if we gotta go through 200 comments to find the winner, that's what we'll fucking do. Until then again, that's not definitive

because that's just a matter of opinion. I know they were both working for the Lord. I got read up on it. See, I'm really one of them... You're really one of them niggas from the hood who's smart, but I didn't pay attention to that. I paid attention, but I didn't pay attention to that. You know what I'm saying?

Like, certain shit, you assume motherfucker would know. You're like, but a lot of people don't know. You dig what I'm saying? I know I'm hot because Marvin Gay is looking at me like, man, look at this nigger here. Who did that, man? If you want your artwork featured in our wall of blackness, I'm gonna tell Chad released the PO box. We're gonna start putting shit.

Putting shit on the wall of blackness, bro. That Martin Luther King shit, that's a cold-ass picture, but they could scooted Martin Luther King headline up, bro. They didn't have to use that old picture of Martin Luther King. And if it's somebody who's skilled with the art who can fill in Martin Luther King's headline... That foked up right there. I pay you to fix that.

We're keeping the picture, but I do want somebody to fill in this headline just a little bit. That ain't Barack Obama finger. That's another one of a bitch, nigger. Right. What? Look how... And they don't even got my boy Barack Crispy! We gotta get that picture redrawn.

That's a C. Craig, zoom in on that picture so somebody can know exactly what we need redone. I ain't know Barack had no mold. He do. He got the Tiffin'Hadish mold. No. Yeah, you do. Hell no.

Yeah, man, somebody give us some... Fill that shit in with some more great black people too, man. I want you... I need y'all to start putting goddamn Al Sharpton in there too. I ain't saying that he's a good person. that he's a good person or nothing. I'm just saying he did a lot of shit. And Al still here too. He's still here. Get him in his flowers.

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bro. See, the community needs. Man, shit. Oh. That nigga hilarious, man. Don't do Al Sharpton like that. I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna tell you the most profound shit I probably ever heard. What?

Al Sharpe and say was at, uh, Michael Jackson Field. And I warned his three children to know. Wasn't nothing strange about your daddy. It was strange which your daddy had to deal with. But he dealt with it. When he was talking to the kids, he said, nothing would strange about your daddy. It was just strange what he had to go through. I said, damn, that was deep.

I said, that's the deepest I ever heard that nigga, Al. I was like, that was deep half. That was a good one. It's just that that nigger, he don't have the, I don't know. That was it. That was the most profound shit he ever said. When you see where they bring up Al Sharpton on the news, it's like, that's all white people know. That's the only defense.

They're like, what are you going to do? Send your boy Al Sharper. I'm like, no, we got some old niggas. He always be up there like, this mess is going to be better than the last. Watch. Like, no, it's not. It's going to be the same one. We got some old motherfuckers, man.

What the NAACP tried to tell me. So what you up here saying? You know what makes me uncomfortable about the NWACP? What? It ain't never seen a group of motherfuckers who was like the NACP. Like I haven't seen them represent. You know, like every click of motherfuckers, you always get to see them out as a click. I ain't seen the NAACP show a beat nowhere and prove no point.

Right, they don't got no website. How many people in that motherfucker, man? Ain't nobody just walked up on her like, well, we didn't have my best interest at heart. They ain't changed the name after all these years. That's why they're not making no progress niggins of colored people. You're still comfortable being called colored people. And you don't even know nobody with NAACP until they died. Oh, man.

Soon as somebody died, they were like, yeah, you know, he was. Second turn, NAACP. You're like, no, win! Damn! Yeah, they were the treasurable for the NWACP. You're like, damn. Yeah, they tame him around the city right now. He's on the horse.

I'm like, he gets dead on the horse. I'm like, dieo, NAACP do that? NWACP only good for a horse. That's fucked that. Come on, man. Somebody old right now, mad at here with NAACP right now. That's crazy. Talk about this.

You think they listen, you think old people listen to this? Yep, they look at this shit. Don't two we say NWACP. Oh, cut it off. Cut it off. Cut that shit off. That's who we are. We started this.

That's in your family. Mm-hmm. I'm trying to tell you, just don't listen. Oh, shit. They don't be coming out as a group. They're old, but they ain't never recruited. They never recruited. It's as old people.

They just died off. Falling, bah! You know one thing about the NAACP is they always ask you to make a donation, but they don't never ask you to join that. ask you to join that bitch. I'm going to be for funeral fees, man. We got three bodies left, man.

They don't win in their pension, we need $2. They do not want niggas to join that shit. They're going to be a group of young nimbabit, the Junior Mafia. What did that shit say for national color or so, what it is? National Advancement Association for Color People, right? That shit, I don't like the word. Ain't it on about some white people, though? Color people, I don't know.

Everything is. I don't like when people refer to people as people of color, P-O-C. What the fuck does that? That's just sound goofy as here. It's like a blank sheet of paper if you just add something to it. It's just of color. Right. They're trying to mix all the minorities together.

With color, right. I know. You need us. Black and brown people. Everybody needs crayons. Everybody needs crayons. I don't know. I don't know what the brown people.

people in this country go through but I know I don't I ain't seen them catch the hell like the black ones I mean I know the brown people got it hard because y'all probably like the y'all got the number two spot is the most picked-off race to but the brown people because you know they'd be like black and brown people like we'd be going through the same shit it ain't the same yeah no I really like skin get more hate than brown I'm not talking about light skin you how you always got a conflict shit I just because it's real ain't no black and brown like it's either you black or you like motherfuckers.

Brown, they have, that's a whole another minority. Yeah, see, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm brown. This nigga is retarded. I'm brown, but think about it, bro. Have you ever seen no black, black, black, motherfucker? I'm not talking about black and actual brown

people. I'm talking about brown being like Hispanic. That's what I'm saying. Oh, you ain't say that. You said black and brown. That's exactly what I'm, that's what? That's what started this whole fucking thing. He didn't say Hispanic.

I said, you're going to live. black and brown that's what i'm saying they're trying to mix it all together like that's what they're using brown to represent that community oh no so it's not like they're saying hey man because you're blacker than him no they're saying that now they are the brown they said they're the brown tan back exactly yeah so they're saying they're not black they just man set your ass thank you i thought you i thought you were talking about actually black motherfuckers who were like i'm brown Not them brown, the actual, whatever. And then there's some other brown motherfuckers who ain't claimed that.

I don't know. I don't know. All I know is. I'm black. I'm brown, but I'm black. You dig what I'm saying? I don't see the motherfucker who blacking me. I was like, shit.

Like, I don't see, I'm a nigger. But when you actually seen a real black, he's like, damn. That's what no. That nigger black, black. Your shades jail in. But I feel like that's part of it. You never know how to fuck. I think all blacks are the same.

Real. Yeah. Yeah. When you think about it, I don't get a fuck what you're real. Especially like Abino. Yeah, that's black too. I know, but you come out and look at jail. That's, bruh.

You know how to a nigger hater that makes them feel to see an albino, and they're black. You see a white person, but he's black. Oh, that dude's up to their soul. You ain't never seen no black person. He would be like, I'm white. No, you're not. Never.

You ever seen a black person say you what? We dominate, my nigga. We take over in the color in the fucking world. They call them albino. They call black white people. Don't this shit sound like albinos? Stay woke. Don't go to sleep.

I'll go to sleep. Stay motherfucking woke. Hey, the world is crazy, man. Fuck these colors. The only color that matter is green. D. And if you don't have any of that, your ass is obsolete.

You ready for America to open back up? You ready to go back on the world? I'm ready to get some body, man. You ready to do some shows? I'm ready. I'm ready to go out there. I can put your ass. What if we can't do no shows till next year?

Shit, it is what it is. We can do some movies, we can do something. You know what else I'm going to do? You know what else I'm going to draw some music? We can do something, can entertain them folks. I'm going to sell a bunch of these goddamn sweats too. Throw me to them bitches right there? I'm going to sell a gang of these bitches.

Sell a whole bunch of them motherfuck. Man, make sure you hit our website. We're hustling in the meantime. What's your website, bro? DCOflyfish.com. Fuck, you mean entertainment. No what's going on. DCMG, man, RIPP.

Quit touching. Ish dot com. R.P. We gotta say rest in peace to everybody who we haven't lost, man. We're losing motherfucking. But I swear, and then it make it make a nigga think like we can have those conversations to just, we got to respect our king, bro. You feel me.

Like this is one-on-one. They'd be like, you better start respecting people while they're young. You feel me? Don't wait till they're gone. You feel me. Respect what people are doing. That's like, if a nigga do good, that's why I said earlier in the beginning of the show. You always hear something negative by the nigga.

But soon as somebody do something good, you ain't gonna never say nothing. never say nothing like no give a nigga credit when they do you did just like trick daddy open their restaurant been feeding all the people and shit get them oh gee you feel man nobody never say nothing about that they'll never say nothing about that they ain't gonna never say nothing about that soon day just like my nigga mr fam who started this dope error shit and send it to him man make sure you go shop dope error and get you some shit like this so you could look like you got money mm-hmm that nice shit I want me some we gotta get us an 85 South

show shit like this we never do Mm-hmm. You be watching their batter-out shit, though? Hell yeah. Shit be loaded, bro. I just was watching, um, you know, I'm out the loop because there's so many niggas that then came now. Pause!

So many new niggas have come into the game. That's a pause too, dude. So many niggas have entered the game. The game has evolved. So many rappers, I don't know. So many of them niggas, I don't know. I don't know them niggins. Too many, keep up with.

I'm out the loop. You be like, Paul. Paul, man. Brother, I can't stand that shit. Nah. No. But that nigga, one of them, I forgot his name. That nigga went off.

He was like, my bitch bad than yours. My career bigger. My car faster. Yeah, that nigga went out. Your honor. You ought to go crazy. And the little nigg. Chess, he'd be going off.

Chad be going crazy, man. Shout out to them niggas. Shout out to them. John and my boy hit, man. Hit, man. John John and Dodger went crazy on Jack Boy, man. I fought with Jack Boy, man. But look.

Hey, man, that shit. hilarious. What's the other nigga? Tayrock? Tayrock. What's the little fat nigger name with the little weasie boy? I always talking about how much Coke he sold. You're talking about T-tok. That nigga go motherfucking crazy. He goes crazy. He goes crazy.

I love to tell a nigga another thing. I just sold an ounce of a in the motherfucking hood. I just got my brother a chain. That nigga be talking big shit. I fuck with all the niggas. I fought rum nitty too, but he was crazy on a nitty. You know another nigga?

Oh, what's the old school? A nigga New Jersey. Twerk go crazy, too. Yeah, twerk. Twerk. Shout out to jazz, the rapper. The female rapper. Yeah.

I'll be messing with the female rapper. Jazz beat every fucking well. Female, female lady battle rapper to me is like a pastor person looking at lady. We got to see, I'm gonna feel fucked up because I don't know a lot of the lady battle rappers. I know her and Jada Rae. Those people do not like ladies. The chick. They don't want no woman up there talking.

How she gonna leave that conga? That's supposed to be a king up now. I was like, bro, let that lady talk. I wish female battle rappers talking about more shit that I want to hear. Like, I wanted him saying some crazy shit. They always talk about how good the pussy is,

but they'll never talk about who got the motherfucking. But they were, but they were going to say, like a female battle rapper I never come back on stage. I just gave a nigger some pussy. Woo, who, who, who. Right. People say female rappers talk about pussy too much.

I don't think they talk about pussy enough. You know why? Because it ain't a man in here that has a favorite pussy song by any of these female rappers. You mean to tell me they ain't had one breakthrough to us that we like? All these songs about pussy, we don't have one anthem. Like, it ain't one of them songs that come up in the club

and they're like, oh, we're gonna get out of the dick shots! Where is that? They can't throw us one? We did have it with the Yan twin. To the window, to the wall, to the wall, to the sweat drop down my ball. Let me tell you something, the holes have to hear that shit. To the sweat drop down my balls. All these bitches crows, oh, skiske-skit motherfucker.

All-e-e-e-gat. And the crazy point is, women know exactly the type of shit we would want to hear. Sorry, crook, your necker's so clean, in the club, and she harassed me, saw that pie, and I came to the club, I pit a little time, can I play with your hand in and fine? You know why that wasn't an anthem for niggas? Look at the yin-yang twins. You see, I'm drunk, can I need to come down? Security guard, go to swim in me now, niggas drunk.

You can pull some bad bitches out the club, but they're going to be like, you got to leave your homeboy. Yeah, man. Hey, but I don't think we're going crazy, bro. She's getting their crook in the club, man, she twerk. I licked that like to see a female twerkey taking her clothes off, ooh she naked, ATL, shout, don't disrespeak it. Well, you know that nigga was slow, that nigga was like, ooh, she naked, and T.S.

That nigga said, ATL, yeah, shout it, don't dish with spake it. What? He told her how to pop, he said, shout to pump your thing like this. What the fuck? Ooh, she naked. 18 years, y'all had the whole tears for Span. Hey man, they had, they were, I don't know what happened with them. Them niggins was crazy in real life.

Oh, that's my dog, bro. If you went anywhere and the yin-yang twins was in the building, you was definitely going to hear that niggins saying. Hey! Well, you remember when Monique did them dirty at the BT award for that shit, boy. You're gonna make me look clip up. But he said hi, but she said hi, but she went Monique on me. on me and all he was doing it was just like ha ha ha ha they got a little head I love

I got so much love you respect for Monique sometimes she just pop up on my Instagram timeline and then so that it's like I don't never skip the video because soon as that bitch come on she was like hey my loves I was like I got she this is for us this is a small group of loved people Monique like one of auntie it don't matter who don't like her I'm always rock with her every time she she see me is so So much love, bro. And it's like, I don't get that with other people.

I don't care. I don't care what nobody can say about Monique, bro. Monique. And it don't matter. She can not fuck with somebody that's close to me. I'm like, listen here, bro. This lady right here is so cool. You did something.

You did something. You did what she didn't like it. It was something for her to not fuck with you. Or if she even gave you a real. Sometimes people don't know how to take, like, real, you know what I'm saying, that real conversation with a motherfucker. If somebody, as soon as you do something and she, somebody snap on you about it, they feel like that, that was fucked up.

You did some fuck that shit. Because I recognize the fuck shit, you did? Right. Come on, Joe. So, hell no. She wasn't the real one, man. Y'all did the movie and shit. Yeah, yeah.

Every time she told me sit right beside her. She's like one of them teachers that know you get in trouble. When she's going to fuck with you, make sure you don't get. Man, he's down the seat, right. She ain't about to let you feel. Man, nope. she can't she can't gang with me the entire uh i'm a criminal and that was like that'd be a moment i never forget out of everybody i fought with everybody but it was just like hell no i could

see it in face on the moment right right man be like and she's rocking with it oh baby you're so crazy that's wild man you missed you missed the entertainment world yet you miss you missed the entertainment world yet Yeah, it was a, it was hectic, though, because a nigger, sometimes you got to go find yourself, bro. You got to go relax. I ain't never lost myself, so, damn, I'm cool. Yeah, I mean, it ain't that. You just got to go relax, bro. Because you, nigger, get into a system, you feel me, and I ain't need nothing that I want to do.

You feel me? I'm out here handling, bed and whipping a hippie motherfuck, you know what I'm saying? I'm missing emotion and I ain't, ain't, ain't sat out yet. You feel I'm still, me. But damn, I need to breathe, you feel what I'm saying? So I breathed. I didn't breathe enough. Yeah, I was just about to say that.

I'm sick. I'm sick of me. But I'm breathing. I'm sick of me. Yeah, sir. I'm so goddamn fed up with myself. I didn't do everything I thought I wanted to do. I didn't listen to every song that I missed.

I didn't listen to all this shit. I'm caught up on the world. I'm tired. I said, fuck that shit. This shit been going on too goddamn long. You know shit crazy. I'm so mad that I see motherfuckers at the bank cash. It's stemming the chick.

But I ain't put no deposit in. This is what I wanted to ask the niggas who watched this show. I need. I need some money, Mike! To all the niggas who've been at the house quarantining with your girl, y'all been together the whole time. Have you caught her cheating yet? She didn't slip up. Her side nigger didn't hit her. But somebody let her fuck you.

You've been around, motherfucking too long. You know, your girls slip up after a certain amount of time. She thinks she's gonna get you fucking up, but she's been fucking up on the low. You don't call the big cheating on your man. Not me, man. speaking to the constituency. Whatever that lady do on her free time,

that's her motherfucking business. Right. But I couldn't, I wouldn't want to be the nigga that found out. You would have to tell me. Like I don't go through you. Don't go through you. Because I look, when if you're fucking with somebody, I look at us like two bank robbers right. Right. Like, we rob banks together.

You can't rob your fucking robbing partner. You can lie to every one of these niggas, but you can't lie to me though. That's the only. That's like part of the code or fucking with me. Right. You can't get that damn, like if I feel like you bullish, because I bring you around too much real shit.

Right. You know what I'm saying? It's like, in my life, I might bring you in the room with all the money in the goddamn on floor. You never know. It's like I need a certain level. Right.

Of motherfucking consistency. You definitely got to have that shit. No, I'm not about to show you all this player shit I got going on and invite you in my world. And then you, you know what I'm saying? Like, I'm over here loving you and shit. And then a nigga got you saved under the super head. He could just hit you and get his dick sucked.

And I'm over here building a foundation with you. And you another nigga dick sucker. Let me know that. Then I got the choice of like, do I say it or do I just get the head? Don't force me in to being your savior. Let me pick if I want to save it. Because if that's the case, don't trick me. in the saving you because then if I was just going to be out here saving the motherfucker, I would pick.

I know, I know who needs to save. Don't sneak me into saving you. You said, you're saying about the shit. I just saved super head. I'd have fucked the whole game. You know how many niggins is mad at me. Many niggins are married our bitch. That nigga selfish then a motherfucker.

He could have just got the head like we been doing. Damn. They took off the market. She didn't take back no more. I used to hear the three, four, something in the morning. I'm married now I can't be ducing and they still take me

like I'm married I can't be diso special Oh nigga That's the question You be like bitch It's hoping that shit You ask for niggins I need feedback on this

I am You ever lost your favorite dick sucker I lost one of my favorite freak I'd be like I still check Check on that bitch I just see her

I don't want to check on I don't hear of I just be watching like well no that bitch She's still alive Okay that bitch still alive

I'm fucking right Damn, boy, that motherfucker, that's crazy right now. I can't let nobody know who she is. Oh, that motherfucker's crazy. She's still single. Woo-hoo. I said, one thing about her, if you see your freak, this is the only thing that hurt a nigga hug.

You see that bitch in that white dress. And she said to be like, you were like, it's been so happy, bro. She's so happy. Like, she tied to horn. She tired. She's tired. She feels a hole to, only him.

Well, he's about to get all that. He's going to get all that hoonness. All that holless to himself. What? All that good gawk, gawk by itself. Oh, my Lord. Bro, that shit hurt a nigga heart. You lose your favorite, Dixon.

Then you see the 10 minutes, all the... I love you, I miss you. Can't wait to see you again. Bitch, I'll never see you again. Never. That head happened to have a nigga catch a feelings, boy. You ever had the head so good. He'd be like, she understood.

understands me like she get it she gets me she didn't eat this dick off my body put it back on ate it off again i'd be one fuck head cooom i'd be on to fuck it's something about that puss it's another feeling head and cool that cool bro i had got some head so good one time i could feel exactly what my shoulders was at. I can feel how my shit was set up. That shit was like going to the chiropractor. I don't like to

suck my shoulders. I feel my whole shit. That nigga need a hug. This bitch love me. You're a little fucking crazy. I'm already to put that room. Yeah, I'm going to tell you right.

Man, my fucking remakes. my dick one time. Damn. She had hit me with the movie. I'm like, what's you? What's you? What she? Uh-huh.

Oh, ho. Ah ha. What's you? Uh-huh. Oh, what's you? What's you? I ain't know my shit could do that. I ain't know I could do that.

What is you blowing in? What is you doing? What is you, hoo? What is you doing? What she doing? What she doing? What she doing? What she doing?

What's doing? Oh! Shit! She! Woohoo! Shit! What's she doing? Who told you that?

Who told you that? Who told you that? How do you know? How you know? What's you doing? Who's you doing? Who's you doing? Who told you that?

you that. Hey, man, they're trying to get some head. Just say some random shit. Oh, why you say that? Why are you so bad? Oh, you're being selfish. Look, I'm not selfish. Oh, you're so selfish.

It's all about you, ain't it? That's all about you. Oh, it's all about you. Oh, shit. They're great. Brug, just do that. Uh-uh. I don't know.

We'd be serious on me. But I'd be stupid. I'm a bus. You get me head long enough, bitch. You're gonna be old with it. You're mad at me. She was not ready to fuck. I'm like, you got that?

Yeah. That motherfucker came out all this. Shit, what you thought it was? I'm gonna lay down. Yeah. You gotta get up if you get up. Yeah. You haven't tried to stop her and she's moved your hand like, mm-mm, like, all right?

No, this is the one. You ever got the head from the shakey and want you to look at her? I don't like it. Don't look at me. I don't look at me, okay. What's your show? What's your show it? Oh, it's all about you.

You're still stupid. Oh, he's so sadden. Oh, what's you? You're blowing on it? Oh, shit. Oh, hi, yeah. Bro, that shit just brought up so many members, your favorite dick suck.

Over the years, man. Over the years. Bro, I know a bad bit right now, bro. You went, I ain't even going to say it. Well, some women. So you got to say it. Sometimes that shit, they'd be like, nah, bro. Can I be saying like, yeah, nah, right.

I ain't going to say a name, bro, bro. I ain't going to say how I got it, though, bro. She gave it to. I ain't bet. That means, it's all that matter. I didn't take it. I ain't take it. She gave it.

She was willing me. I don't want people to know how she got it and it was received. I pay for her money. You didn't see. We would have never knew that if you didn't see it. Because all you know, you know how he get it then? You know how motherfuck was like, Well, hey, I paid for it.

Nah, man, I don't get a fuck how I'm looking out for this bitch. You did what I'm saying? All right, so I paid for it, bro. But you wouldn't even believe, though. The amount and who it was. You were like, what? Crazy. It was, it was, bro.

My partner told me, he's like, bro, get who who, who's who, who? He's like, shout. I'm like, bro, he was lying here. He said, but get for how? much. I said, what? He said, for a whoop-de-woop. Nigger, I swear, I was like, you are

lying. He said, watch this. What? Whoop-de-whoop for the whooped-to-woop. I was like, what? Bad one. Now, if I show you her, I'm like, hmm, her. Bro. Whoop-de-whoop and the whoop-to-boop.

Wow. Great story, bro. Great. Great. And there you have it. There you have it. She probably had some of the best too. For real. I'm talking about it. It was crazy.

And to my mind, I'm like, shout-o-she-in, how much? This crazy. You'll never believe it. Wow. Wooop-de-woofee-woofee. That one on the wild day, man. Bumba-Claught Rastafarian. Going on with the fucker is.

Go on with the fucker. That's what I'm trying to say. Like, this social media shit can come in out back. Now we're young, but I'm glad we came out with the fable era. It was just fights. That was it. I'm gonna fight. And niggins ain't posting nothing.

No pitches, no nymph. Your transitions are crazy. I don't know what we're at. I was still talking about the, you know, the bloop-to-wooop. I'm doing what I'm doing. I'm doing. The woo-to-whoop. But back then we could get the wooed-to-whoop.

How did you did? Back then, they were way more recklessly. way more recklessly. Like even back then, bro, think about in the 70s. It was way more raw fucking than it is now. Yep, you know why? Because pussy had hair

on it. I'm talking about back then, like, when the nigga wasn't using the rubber. Rubbers came out in the 80s. Pussies were safe back there. Right. No, they were about it. They was out in 70s. Niggas. Niggas started using them in there.

Rubble was like hand sanitizer. You know it's, you know what? You're like, uh, yeah. I ain't fucking with this. Well, you got to be careful out here. The pussy game is definitely dangerous. It's different, huh? Yeah. Sir.

You got some shit out here that'll turn your dick into a foot with a nail on it. Your dick just look like a big-ass toe. And you will actually have, this is a million things that can go wrong. Stay safe out here. The virus is out, man. People, they're slowly trying to open the world back up. But be careful when you're, you know, moving around and maneuvering this shit. Smoke a lot of weeds.

Cover yourself. Make sure your loved ones are safe. You know, keep them kids and shit in the house long as you can. People keep asking us, you know, when the shows and shit going to resume.

I don't know. It's going to be a while before we get to be around a lot of motherfuckers. So, you know, you're going to hit the clubs? We're going to start going back in the clubs.

Yeah, yeah. I got to get back in most. Yeah. I ain't got them in front of my people and had a good time. I need their ad too. Yeah. I ain't even bought no bread.

I need my therapy. I need to go talk to my... I don't like to talk with people. I ain't been talking to nobody who don't give a fuck. I ain't talking no person who's getting paid for that. Why not? Because my shit's stupid. Those are professionals.

They can help you, D.C. They're here to find a solution. That's what you do. You don't have a solution. No, no. You're getting paid to do that. You don't care. I'm a motherfucker.

You're on a clock. It's therapeutic. It makes you feel better, D.C. They're therapeutic. So tell me what's on your mind. bitch don't even start with that that's where you fuck up space where you can get an unbiased opinion that's why we use ryan to do the research man you don't have to find peace in your older age that's why i like going on stage i'm at the age and there's a bunch of

motherfuckers where i'd be like on that side level is me and i'm like man y'all know what's on my mind i miss that stage like what dc let me tell you this kid because you kill you for don't you hugged that little girl i miss it i miss it i miss it i miss it i'm I miss the love. I miss walking to the stage. I missed the intro. I miss doing an hour worth of jokes. It's just funny shit.

Making fun of this nigga ugly-ass shirt with the eagle claw. Nigger came to my show one time. A nigga had a goddamn, one of them, like, sitting trin shirt with the, with the motherfucking bedazzled eagle. No. Went crazy on. She was horrible. Don't think you tripped.

Y'all. Mm-hmm. Y'all. Mm-hmm. I like that shit. Turn it up. Let me hear some. That's the only speaker you got, bro.

We don't have made enough money to get a speaker. Man, that nigga, you still got, still got the speaker from the old laptop. Where your speakers at, bro? He loved, all you just left it? The niggas just left his shit, bro. Look, a knick got a glass. I told y'all.

He talked different with his glasses. I forgot one of them, lo. Man, this nigga, niggie. May, somebody sent us some speakers for this nigga, man. this nigga man somebody got some shit that people out there with a lot of shit that they use it man if you want to donate your shit to johm we're gonna post the p o box again joe you got it saved on the file somewhere post the p o box people be wanting to send us shit just post the p o box man chat you got me throw it in there we got in the ass to run shout out to all the people

that's been supporting the 85 south show for a long ass time we fuck with you we love y'all we love you we've been growing with you The numbers been going crazy, bro. Have you been seeing the numbers on this shit? I know it, Corey. I know niggas at the house. When you put this shit up, that shit been a million in three hours. I was like, niggas are at the career.

Niggas at the house. Like, they're on notification is on. What? Stand by. So when we put that shit up, that bit at a million. Yeah. We love it, man. They love that shit.

That why we keep coming to work. Like, y'all nigg ready to see this shit. We're ready for y'all to see it also, man. also man and hey y'all relax i'm still i'm still on joe ass i'm telling joe whatever in the vault drop that shit at this point niggis is at the career bored as a motherfucker i don't they want to see it drop it whatever's in that bitch joe just go crazy drop whatever we got an interview somewhere with somebody let them see that shit i'm give a fuck of us from 2017 drop it niggins is bored They didn't see all the clips.

Hey, bro. We've been doing this shit when niggas wasn't even coming to the show, but I remember our first show. Nick, didn't even pay us our back men. Oh, they, a nigga, and that's the day that we... We didn't even break even at that show.

That's the day we decided that we don't let niggas book us. You don't give it one time to... We did that shit. One time, boy. We didn't let a... Let me tell you all. We let a nigger talk to saying, boy, I can walk y'all right into the club.

I know the nigger. And when we get there, he had a setup, you know, set up and everything. When they were trying to get that little, even if it was a back end, I don't even know if it was a back end. You feel me, Nick, I mean, it was a little time. It was just a half, he was another hand. 875.

You know what I'm saying? But we need that 875. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? They ain't ain't even show up, man. Before you know, we were like, we ain't gonna never let them niggins through us again. So we're gonna book our shit. That was a defining moment.

We don't need no nigger to tell niggas that we coming. That's all the nigger doing. And you know they're coming, right? Look, I got a bitch of them coming. Man, shut your ass up. We tell these motherfuckers before we get there that we're going to be there. And they, fuck y' y'all. We really don't need them, man.

We don't need. You understand how we do this shit, but we got this shit. Right, bud. Yep. y'all got this shit right game real for real ran it up what I'm talking about never going back oh I'm talking about for real never broke again Carlo I ain't never trying to be broke again that name got the best name out of all the new rappers they never broke again never broke again I'm trying to stay up there for that boy shit what

I'm trying to be wealthy. That's why I only you the word rich. I look at what the word rich is and what they define with how much you're supposed to have for you'd be rich. To be honest. I've been starting

into business since this shit since the quarantine. I've been selling all kind of shit. I got merch. I got out of link them with the nigger that was making me these dope-ass candles. I'm all up that nigger trap houses. I'm going to get a skin care.

Make sure you get a little. Get the candles too. Hit my, hit me on social. Get me on social. Get some candles, man. The motherfucker smell good. I'm going to pay you. Do some promo for me.

I just did it. Nick, shit. I'm just trying to expand. Oh, yeah. The only thing is, man, all my merch is shipping out of California. They're taking them a long time. Oh yeah. They don't lock down.

You ain't got to pay me. You got to do that shit. All right, bet. Well, you got a lot of following this shit. I was just trying to make sure you know that I was serious about endorsing my brand. endorsing my brand. I ain't true.

I did pay you for your car in my shit though. You did. I did. I did do that. I guess you can throw a little, that. You know what I'm saying? I was like, no,

but you're good. I got to put you in a decision. No. No. No. I'm saying. Not giving the Dover right quick. And he put some gas in that.

Oh, that's a lot. No, that's real though. No, no. You know it. You know it. That's what I've been doing. quarantine, that's just fucking with my hoopsies, man. Every day, just getting up.

I'm selling my car. I got a Monte Carlo, it's, oh shit, sending for 70,000 and I'm firm, light nigs on credit, firm. Don't be like, I got to keep my firm. What else you're selling? Oh, I got a little Astrovan for anybody who like to travel.

That way you bought, you're selling them. You know what I'm saying? What do you want for? If you like to travel and live in your car. What do you want for? How much you're selling it for? Hey, that big Craig goes on, you hear it too. Hey, that's it.

Ooh, it's warm, boy. You can watch the TV, you got 5500, firm, firm, fit, firm, man. Good tides, it's been kept real escrow van. Ready. Ooh, ready. Warm. You can lay down.

Park that shit to the side go to that third seat no nobody you know you in your car Flatbed big-a-bed you can have a bitch in there too boy crazy You got an escrow van 55-hundred firm no 48 no firm firm 55 not budget no if you come get it I'll talk about it we'll talk about it if you travel I don't know I'm thinking about about me an old school escalation Just to have one. I want to allow you to do that. I really want one.

A escalate? Or you just want to escalate truck? Mm-hmm. Check on, get you know, no, this. I like the old. Get a Denali, get a GMC. Don't bitch is cold. If you're going to go old...

Not the boxed one. I just like the kind of like in the middle. If you get the old... Two thousand. I'd rather you had an old GMC denali. Can you get a nice denali? Can you get a nice denali? with some nice crone rim for about like 10-9 for like 1 20-something

12-something k miles on it because you get old that cal let yeah no I'm getting one though that shit gonna be like are we there yet I need one need one just in case just in case I don't know but god I know you you'll get a cat let put that bitch on them thines and then to turn that bitch to a whole not that what I'm saying yeah fine you all right that's the crazy part about this entertainment shit I just like it's like it I don't give a fuck what's new. I'm just gonna buy the shit that I wanted when I wanted it. Right.

See, that how I am. I don't want to care about the new shit. I'd rather buy the old shit and then fix it up. I bought it. I bought a 2001 Camaro just because I wanted one for graduation. Like, that's when I graduated in 2001. That was like, that's what I wanted in 2001. So I bought one.

That's what you did. And sometimes I just be hitting that big like, This is stupid. It's so funny to me, man. Like, every car that I ever got it out of the other dog, I bought it for a reason. I got a, I got a black corvette just like the one Michael Jordan head. He said, this is stupid. I'm just like, this is my Michael Jordan Corvette.

Fuck you. That's stupid. That's stupid. Yeah, exactly. Sometimes you just do it. I do shit because you want to do it. I can't believe. I bought an inch of pain.

The niggins full of ice cream. Listen, listen, this. Listen, this is a rat. Okay, I pulled it up. I would buy it from you, but I'm not paying no $55 for the fucking EstroVan. I ain't, I ain't never seen an extra van that's worth that much money in actual real Like, if you got a fucking man, you bought that bitch, but I can't get an escalate. Do you see this shit?

Did you see this? This is a, Nick. I'm going to take advice for him. He bought Astrovan, but I came back to escalate. Oh, shit. Like he got good advice. Fuck you, D.C. Oh, shit.

I can't even believe I can sit in what the fuck you said. Astrovan. You should have drove it. Oh, shit. Hey, bro, send some pictures of that bitch. So we could put it in the episode. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, ha. What about Astrovan? Oh. He laughing because it hurt. trying to laugh through the pain. Oh, shit. Oh, my goodness. Boy, I put an ashtro fan.

Listen, bro. Hold up, I need this shit. Holy shit. You did that shit. Listen, bro. Listen, when I poured in the dryway, my girl called this baby. Somebody pulled up an astrophant and I said it's me.

Ah! Oh shit! Oh! That is crazy! He said, oh, this is stupid. Oh, man, it's stupid. Ooh! That went home.

Oh, hoo-hoo-hoo. Oh. Oh. What? I didn't even go nowhere in the actual bed. What have you been in it? So wild. I realized it was a bad decision.

Oh shit. Oh shit. I was right. When I drove about it, I realized I couldn't take it back. Oh shit. I realized I couldn't take it back. Oh. Instant regret.

Oh, oh shit. Bro, do me one favor. Send the pictures in so we can put it in an episode. We're gonna get that bitch sold. Oh, shit. If a fan buy you're gonna sign it. Man, yeah. I sign that bit wherever they want.

Whatever they want. You sure $5,500 ain't too much, but his asterisk. Hell no, bud. I use a tee I don't know Dixie that's gonna be a hard sell that's a lot of money for an astro van hey man there's some good vans out there on the market bro you might just be stuck with that bitch

boy isn't to me show how many miles on it? He got like 100 20, right? You think you're going to get fired with! He may be going to get fire wrecked What a shit? For somebody gonna walk that bitch here?

No, they're not. Yes, they is. Oh shit. You probably could get the $500. Oh, I mean. Ain't nobody spending no more than $1,500,000 for that bitch. That's the most. I'm talking about that's in mint condition.

Kelly Blue Book. Shit. Hey, look up the Kelly, what year? They're gonna try to get my money back. He's $88. Fuck that. Ain't $5,500. $500.

It's an 8-8. He didn't get me. And the niggins, like, yeah, yeah, hell yeah. You get me $7,000. Hey. And you did it? I thought this was going to be like a traveling man. Ah!

Out of all this shit to buy, you're going to say, what's the one? Hey, man. Hey, boy, what's the Kelly Blue Book value? Oh, this is going to be a killer. It bought what I took it back. I bet it ain't no one close to 5,000. I won't get this one.

I better with no one close to 5,000. The bitch is won 5,000 new. It ain't bought what you buy. It's about who you buy it from. I won't fit the fuck out of it. It has shit to do with it. I don't get shit to do with it. Oh.

I don't need you to look that up. I need you to look that up. And that's in mint condition. I don't need you to look that up, though. And you know this shit ain't in condition. Bro. Oh, shit. That shit hit home, bro.

I ain't know way he was doing. I got him on my car. D.C., you're going to have to buy an escalate. You're going to have to buy an escalate and put that extravair inside that bitch so you can get your 55 out of the news that is hilarious oh shit how you feel DC that was therapy that felt great I'm just saying you because I never told them about I felt stupid about my black this is why I need to be in front of my people so I can express because no therapist is feeling it's

They up out of me. What's wrong with you? Bits, I'm fine. What's the fuck wrong with you? But that's been on my mind ever since I bought, thank God. I hate to be the one to change. You're going to have that bitch

if you want $55. Oh, that is hilarious. You really, hey, you're really pushing and asking for $500? Because the average is $29. The average, 29? And that's in mint condition? That bitch, fuck Mick.

That bitch in spear mint condition. You dig what I'm saying. Woo. Boy, you didn't really took me out with this one, man. You ain't had to do me like that. That shit was so funny. Because I really thought you liked your cause. Like, you got so many.

I really thought you, like, just love your fucking calls. I don't have no attachment to all of them. Some of them bitches I just come across and I'd be like, this is too good. And your Camaro, if the black one. I'm pulling that bitch out. The black one? Yeah, I far with that one. You ain't seen since I put the wheels on.

Yes, I did. You did. That's all? I hadn't even brought it out. Oh, no. You brought it out since the last time you drove it. Excuse me. Uh-uh, I got some wheels.

I changed me. That bitch is cold. It's just that it wouldn't, I wouldn't look, I wasn't in the market. So what about the green car? I know you got the green car. Yeah, that bitch at the crib, man. All right. I'm about to say.

Yeah. This is stupid. What? Mm-hmm. I got a bunch of dumb-ass shit. Oh. I'm, I'll just buy shit, man. All the shit that I ever wanted in life, it ain't been like, probably five or six things that I haven't bought that I haven't bought that I probably still want.

And I'm just, I can buy them now, I'm just waiting. You're about five or two things? It ain't been like five or six more things I want for real. What, Carl? And just material shit, period. I ain't never really to have a dream or some shit that I want it like, ooh, I want that. And I'm waiting to buy that shit because I don't want, I'm just waiting. That's why I bought an extra van.

You bought an extravagant. You needed to buy that motherfucker because you needed to learn. That was a lesson. That was a fucking lesson. Now you got to them think you get $5,500 for... And I'm thinking, I'm optimistic. Yeah, we're going to sell it. No, fuck me, me.

I would, hey, man, that fucking lock us up to do it somebody like that. The only way you can sell this bitch for $5,500 is if you put $3,000 in the glove box. That motherfucker can check engine light on right now. Oh, hell, no. That been right now, I'm going to try to tell you, hey. A nigger can go 300,000. Listen.

I bet the transmission is slipping. Why, you nigger, you fuck. You got to be fucking up. You're fucking up to cell. You're fucking up to sell. Okay. That motherfucker run good. It run good.

That motherfucker isn't. Perfect condition. Real talk. No, it, no lights, all, no nanny. You're gonna send the pictures, man. No, that bit random. I'm tell them to get it washing. I'm gonna show y'all.

All right. Shine that bitch up, how everybody doing. Post it on the ground, my name. I'm telling you. That bitch might be too funny to get you. You might be too funny to sell, I meant. That bitch's hilarious. You just made that bitch legendary.

How about Ascle, man? He said, nigg, you're gonna take me out to buy a calvette, man. You're gonna ask a man. I for real want to escalade, though. because I don't have no SUV or nothing like that I don't have no SUV period I need one anybody got some low mileage older model SUV sent them to me I fuck with them got to be low mileage if it's some older shit you got some

low mileage shit like like DC's you got an old-school GMC denality boxed body about 50,000 miles hit me. Oh, that was funny. I'm going to escalate. I like black on black shit and we got some great people

who've been hitting me trying to sell me. One nigga hit me with a clean-ass 69 Camaro but that bitch was 40 racks. I was like, nigga, I'm not buying no $40,000. If I do buy another car,

Skylok, Chival, or a 9-6 impoverishap. Is he even more than no three? Got that. Skylop or Chaville. Or Impala, I got that. At this point. At this point, I can't even sell my Impala.

None of them. I got too much money tied up in them business. Ain't nobody going to respect the coins I haven't invested in this. And how much you ought to sell? I wasn't blue, you know. You ain't going to go to go to Kelly Bluebug on them binging. Because I'm going to spend way too much money. I ain't going to hear that shit.

Making them bitches even out. That's why I'm just going to keep forever. That's like, but Kelly said. No, somebody with the paper going to understand that this is definitely. That's all I'm telling you, that the. Astro Man. Go like you got one of a kind. Nick had it.

Shit your ass up. This is a Scooby-Doo Victory Man, let's get the fuck out of here. Wrap this shit up, Bisi. Y'all make sure y'all stay in the loop with us and whatever's for sale. Start setting us whatever you see in your city for sale. You see this the type of man that buy AstroVans. Listen, I put a picture in there.

Nigger that put a tag on the bitch of everything. Got it in his name. He had big plans. for this Astrovan. I'm supposed to be showers on it. Hey, man, we're getting the fuck out of here. This has been another episode. Live from the Trapp living room,

this man, Carlos Miller, this thing of D.C. Youngfly, a.k.a. Astrovan Charlotte. I was a man short of shorts on it. Bro, that is a lame, bro. Oh, that's a fuck. Well, I ain't lie that hard. It's the ice cream, man.

Because I want to have sex for ice cream. Oh, man. What's that? Ah. You got to see me that clip. I probably laughed for like 10 minutes. That shit was crazy, bro.

I can't believe I bought an ass. That bitch has been apart. Bruh. Yeah, I got to see a video of this shit. You ready to do this, right? right quick. Yeah, yeah. And, all right, bro, look, we got some new merchant.

Man, come on, man. That'll give me a big-a-a-a-d jacket, man. That jacket way too big. Bigger than them all, fucker. You know we got all sides. Come on, but these are the ones I ordered, though. This is my side. Oh, that's the perfect side, man.

Where do they can find them in? 85 apparel. Mm-hmm. Know what time it is. Get yo, get yo, get yours. And that's a rap. Yes, it is, bro. Listen, bro.

Listen, bro. That was the hardest I have. That was the hardest I have ever laughed. Bro, you really bought the van. Bro, listen, when you said that shit, I really think, I thought you like you loved every laugh. It don't matter what car, it can be an ugly car. You bought it because you fucked with car.

But for you to buy a car, put money into it, and for you to ride and be like, man, this shit is stupid. That shit does. That shit hit home. I knew I wanted to obey and submit, but I didn't fully grasp. for the rest of my life, what that meant.

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