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Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network. tune in on the iHeartRadio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to your favorite shows All my park I live in wood In my hood Who called the book Everybody won a ball

Highland ball at the mall Look Watch a ball If I wasn't rapping baby I was living by Mercedes Coming down to see the day You're at your white baby Now what y'all know about

You boys Coming down and getting in tall Smoking wind talking on you Known Yeah To spend the cheese Weeat Keep a lean up in my cup

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John's video was on Uncut. What's video? They used to play that shit late, yeah. Oh, that's when you saw that one. Yeah, still too. Well, Uncut had some classics, man. Classes. Even the songs we didn't like, the video was still entertaining this.

Oh, man. I'm trying to kick it tonight. That video looked like it was shot at 1993. Smell like. What? What are you doing? That shit, I was like, but I ain't know what was real

and what, what, bro. But them all was songs that was real that people that shot their video for and just sent it in, huh? That hour used to go by so quick, though. Yeah, man, some of the videos are long as shit, too. For real.

Tip drill was 15 minutes. Man, that shit was a BETT docky series. Man, tip drill was about a 14-minute video Are my bullshit? I'm sure long. They had a long version. You know what video long as hell? Jahim's first video.

It could it be. Because he had a whole story? The whole video, like even the little skit part, that shit, all that shit in the slow motion. Then the niggie dropped this car, to get his car detail, did the nigga Jahim right around the whole city in this nigga car. He never watched the car, didn't he come back and just get back to the dude. I gotta go back in one. Oh, that shit. Oh, that video long as hell.

Hell nah. Jahim was that nigger, man. Who has had some long video? Sometimes the story works. Sometimes a long-ass video. The original, today was a good day, Ice Cube. Oh, yeah. Remember that shit?

Because then he had the one part where he got to stop. You put them all together. Yeah, the whole movie. Yeah. Icekekew been making a movie. That Warren G. And Nate Dole regulate. That was a long-ass video.

Michael Jackson had all his video. You didn't care. You didn't care. That man made a whole movie. Moonwalker. Say, this is going to be me doing just videos. He always gave you a good movie. The length of a movie, you're going to sit here and watch it too.

Michael gave you a good dance fight. He fought itself and claymation. That nigga got into it with some niggins in Mexico. Dance the club up, start throwing bottles everywhere. All the liquor. Oh, you're talking about... Marlon Brando was in there. Kid him.

Right. Rocking my world. That's the one Chris Tucker was in. First of all, walking in Cuba with Chris Tucker. Yeah. Hey, man. For real. If you go back and watch Michael Jackson the way you make me feel video, it's all Crips in that shit.

And then, like, if you look on the walls, it's say Crips. Nick, what if I remember the time? That's where that picture came from? Yeah. The pictures they had with Michael, with Michael Jackson. It's a video. You'll see, go back and watch the way you make me feel a video. Look on the walls.

Remember the time of his longest video on the thriller. You think so? Hell yeah, they did the same. No, because he got this other video that is all claymation as long as hell too. What? He's like a California raising. No, that's for Moonwalkers. He's remember he got the, no, yeah, yeah.

He turned, yeah, he turned into a rabbit and shit. Yeah. See, y'all niggins didn't watch free little. That's what they said on that bad, man. That's what he said. Mike got hits that don't nobody even talk about. The free one song. Just leave me alone.

Remember that shit? Man, leave me alone. He made the video about the tap-loat. The elephant man, it had the elephant man ball. Tap dancing. Well, hey, man. All right. Mike Benning that, nigg.

This ain't the Michael Jackson album. But that's another show. There you go. some kind of way he always come up yeah we show Mike much love over him we in this bitch talking shit one more time when new artists coming up who you would you like to see him collaborate with right now though gooch he would he would I thought you were going to say future a thaw. Gooch.

He would have been got with Gooja. I know. Man, that studio session would be fun as a motherfucker. So Mike don't let him... I think Mike would have got cool with everybody. Yeah. He would have been in a Taylor gang, Jet Life. Yeah.

Hell yeah. Everybody would get Mike a change. Man. Mike would have been 4 p.m. He would have a little baby? Hell yeah. Man, him and Little Baby would have some shit so hard. A little baby going to ride.

Put it together, what would it be? Man, that's your move. It sounds like what Mike's song and what Little Baby song. But the thing is, the shit go together so perfect. Little Baby flow over Michael Jackson beat, DJs make that happen. But you're this one, this is the part that's going to fuck him up. Mike can copy anybody flow. So he's going to do little baby shit better.

to him. Mm. Mm. He probably would have jumped on at least one of them DJ Callie track, too. Yeah. Just a little mild tone, hope.

He would get some with Freddy Gibbs. Callie would, that's what I'm saying. He would have freaked it. He would have put, like, Freddie Gibbs and Trick Daddy and Cissor on that bitch. I don't see him fucking with Trick. She.

Yeah, why not? You crazy as hell. Mike. Kevin, Mike definitely sing along to it, because I'm a thug, I think every day. Mike definitely will sing along. Oh, he's gonna slow it down. All day, every day.

How he'll say, you don't know now, nigger. Oh, he would have been that shit with the beat by, Mm, you don't know. You don't know. You don't know. You don't know. You don't know. said you don't know

he dancing with the shit what he's gonna go oh my love oh yeah that's the one no no yeah

yeah mc ha ha ha ha yeah Mike singing Thug holiday would have been the most

beautiful shit you ever heard oh yeah that's the one oh shit man man Fuck some shit up, man. I don't know him now. Nah.

Don't know me. Nah. Don't want to me now. He having a little fight dance thing? Man, Nick, still ain't that mic shit. You remember, uh, but Marvin Dixon. He in the bathroom, right? What?

And then you don't know that video? Yeah, yeah. Mike that you can just man Mike telling you man he would have fucked that up so it so it trick still on the song he's just doing me make man it'd be an honor from Mike to take your shit. Yeah. How would Trit come after that? He got to bring that shit, didn't you?

Oh, Trick very creative. All right. He would have found a way to make that shit hard. I'm telling you, bro. Yeah, Trick would have freaked at death. Yeah. As the Mike did all that, he's going to trick. Put my thumb all in your butt.

You're talking about Eat a Booty Gang trick. He's still going to be freaking, bro. He's going to be him. No, my eyes. Put a dick on in your life, you don't know what a man. You're any pussy with the legs up and then blew it all in your butt? That's his favorite part. And when Mike come back, still with it.

You don't know now. No, now. So the nigg both stay in their lane. What? Music just beautiful. I'm telling you, man, Michael Jackson is a music of genius. There's nothing he can't do, man. All right.

I wish you, bro. I just had to see you. you don't broke it down that's beef oh yeah you had to see it oh boy oh yeah to see it hey man welcome back to the 85 Southwood welcome back this your uncle who did a little time for a dope charge favorite show to watch you don't know who this podcast is for niggins who went to court and got the charges dismissed and walked out that bitch like George Jones. Yeah, he ran down in steps.

That's how you want. Went back to the little bragging like a mug father. Who ran down in a dust like with a diamond. Yeah, but 20 years, I told him crying and shit. Take that shit to trial. You're a liar. They lost their paper, niggins. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's for everybody who ever drove the court for a suspended license ticket. You nigger drove. And pleading this case. And pleading this case. Hey, man, all right, they didn't want me.

That should be the first thing they probably asked a day. How did you get here? The bus. What bus? What line? Ain't no bus, Alan. No, it was like his ass up. It was a church bus.

You ain't taught. We don't count. We didn't even have a bus life. Ain't no bus. Hey, man. How did you get here this morning? I've been here this last night. I got a hotel.

Niggins sitting out with the keys in his hand. Oh, shit. And the motherfuck asking the question, they didn't get out the car at the same time. Did I see you in the parking lot? This is the type of show this is, man. You got to think you lie out. Muffo be trying to live.

Hey man, when their pressure on. Nah, man, what people got to do is they got to stop messing people lie up. Well, yeah. That's the first way people ask you if you line. They just keep asking you questions. So when you said

You just keep dingo on. Now what time was this? Okay. You know you don't fuck up, right? You know you don't fuck up, right? up right so so when was this supposed to have oh okay okay that's hey man you got watch people out here man you didn't come back a month later brother didn't you remember when you told me nah I was drunk I don't know what

nigga blame a lie on a drunk shit to quit hey man drunk motherfuckers is the worst one night my cousin called me about three o'clock in the morning like loo man get up my friend bring some holes over there man they followed me from the club no no he stayed right he stayed by me oh so i was goddamn i was jane go and lock his door oh oh god nigger i get over there this niggins say i was like what the ho's that this niggins say man i drove so fast at I drove off a leftist mother. Like, nigga, you didn't even think this lie out. Bro, what if you were ready to see what you were going to chew?

Nigga, I don't never trust nobody to bring you no hose. The motherfuckers are not going to kind of hole is you like. It's an obligation. For a nigga, come with them holes, they are all working together. Yeah. They all in cahoots. Which way you got like? None of these bitches.

I think you got to get your own. You got to bring your own holes. He's scattered away. Don't hook me up. Because now you got to cut the friend off. What did he do? Brought the wrong kind of hole. Right.

You got to be self-sufficient. That's the message in this. Yeah. Yeah. Got to be able to exist in the ecosystem. Bro, but that's the common saying when you see your buddy. Like, man, where the holes are?

Like, you got to say that. You really should stop asking that. But it's just. I don't really want him to tell me what the holes are. The niggins who ask that always be the nigger who don't never have nothing to say when the holes are actually there. Niggins get quiet in the ball. Well, here they are. Do something, niggins.

Your every goddamn death. The hos are you going to be asking about us. There's seven niggins. Don't call them holes. Don't call them holes. They're like, yes, we're old. We got to chat it on our arms. I ain't think you were going to bring it for real.

The women say when they go to the club and there's a lot of dudes, they say the same thing. Like, it's a lot of hoes in here. That's just everybody's shit. Yeah. So they address niggas as hoes. No, I'm not saying. Not like individual hoes.

I'm just saying, like, I guess hoes is just, that's how we count a group of people. Yeah, some hoes and this. They were talking about everybody. But it's kind of specific. With that song? Yeah, like, I'm just saying, Hose. This is a general statement.

It can be people. Right. Hose is people. People are Hose. People, people, people. One to one. The Mee Yang Twins, they had a good run with that music shit.

I remember that music going crazy. Hodes make you think of Yinyang Twins? That's when you mind, though. What's a while you twerk? You got some action on that? No. Well, if you look, booty shaking dance at the Skating at the skate ring. I never skated. I just used to go get my little dance.

You can't skate? Well, I never chose to do that. That was like the strip club for young niggas. Yeah, the skate ring. Fifth grade, we had school spirit. It was the teen club. It was close to the team club, yeah. Oh, okay. You was out there in those streets early. Well, yeah, but I, you know, I just did what I had to do. What age was doing? I was in fifth grade. We had school spirit night. Oh, so that's about 10. You remember the night specifically. Yeah, so we went to spark. So you got a little ask. 10 or 11? No, I went fucking in.

You just... I was just... I was just getting danced on. Why you bringing this up? Why are you bringing this up? Why are you bringing this? You said yin-yang twins and somehow we get to this weird-ass story.

You were in fifth grade. What fucking wrong with you, man? A dude blew the weed on you didn't. You need what I would do, but... You got the weed out. I was in Phil grade. What happened, man? We used to go to skating, man.

Man, yin-yang twill. I wasn't having sex. I didn't have sex. I didn't touch a girl coochie one time. Man, y'all hot! Y'all hot. Yeah, we were talking about yin'am twill. So you ever did I get action out of the song?

I said no. I said that. Yeah, I'm just going to cover my ears back up. Because the shit you're talking, I don't want to hit this. All right, go back to the Michael Jacksonville. I wanted to hear this nigger. I wanted to hit this nigger. Tell us the plot of ATL.

Not because it was getting this. That's what I wanted to hear that nigga do. I wanted to let that make this lie unfold. I'm getting there. And then I snatched the nexus back on the gym. Man, go ahead. That was it, bro. That was the conclusion of the story.

So one night in fifth grade, you got looking. That was what you're telling me. I ain't getting laid in full grade. I know you didn't. I said you got lucky. Oh. What, no, I was getting danced on. I was a man in fifth grade.

So what was you the man in fifth grade. How was you the man in fifth grade? I had one I had came in second in the spelling bee don't nobody to give a fuck about second place and then I had out I'm saying you was the man no what the school said shit the school they let me do the announcements on some some Friday who beat you though I think other kids do the announcements too right that was in your in your grade somebody in your class beat you not he went in my class they was in fifth grade though as well oh so you was number one in your

grade. Nah, in my class. You know you had different classes in fifth grade. But you was this shit in your class. In whole school, bro. Yeah. Shut out to West Plague Elementary. Oh, okay. What was up? What you was known for? You brought the fifth grade up and now we're going to ask you. Well, since y'all inquiring, I played Scrooge and our Christmas play. You did a good job. Yeah, so did this now. You do a good job? Bro, an excellent job. My teacher told me then, she said,

I don't know what you want to do, like, career-wise, but you're a star. Your teacher told you that? What's the teacher's name? Ms. Gant. Look at the camera. Give us something. Thank you, Ms. Gant, and look at me now.

What? She watched this job. Ms. Gat, you were so very, bro. But what am I looking at this? Wrong again. You sure know how to pick them, man. What I'm looking at? She called this shit.

She knew what I was here. She watched this, too. No, when she's done, you was going. You don't. Man. Got a reinforced. Can't tear the nigger down without building them up. This shit just crazy.

So, look, I had to do, I had to do the play three times because I had that. Yeah, uncult performance. Yeah, so I had to do it for the parents the night before. That's the PTA mean. Right. Then the day after, kindergarten and do third grade, I had to do the play, and then fourth and fifth. So I was noticing, I was like, I don't want to keep doing the same line. That one I chose to improv a little bit and take it on my lead.

So the lines, they were like, damn, he's going off the top. He didn't do the same shit earlier. Fucking that's the play. Yeah, you didn't stick to the script. That's what you mean? No, I didn't know. You just made the shit up as you went along. What you had screws saying?

Each performance got better. Do you know people were skipping school skipping class in elementary? No, that shit won't happen. But they were skipping to come to that play. Oh, he giving itself way too much credit now. Like a damn, third and fourth grade teacher ain't going to notice six missing nine-year-olds. You think they skipped. The teacher brought him in there, right? The teacher brought him in and left. This is me like, oh man, that whole class skipped for me. They are eight. They are eight.

So look. You think they're going to skit that shit in this lunch? Come on, man. You know at the end of the place, so everybody come out and get their, you know, they clap it up for who played who? Nick, they said, my name for Scrooge. Oh my God. That's when you got it. Nick.

Boy, it was like the whole fucking eruption. All the fucking cafeteria chair. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. That's when that's when you were. That's when you were. You got your name. Now. What the fuck that got to do?

I don't know, man. You brought this shit up. No, I feel you, because I ripped the play in fifth grade too. What was your play? Wizard of Oz. Who were you the wizard? I was the wizard. That made perfect shit.

I was talking in a grown man voice as a little kid. I talked like in a grown man, scary voice, like a deep voice. And when I came out, everybody went crazy because they thought they knew it was a, like a grown man. like a grown man. But it was you? Yeah, it was like, it was like the wizard being revealed. Now, you could tell who wasn't in a fifth grade play? Who?

And shit, evidently you, we got stories. Well, I wasn't in a fifth grade play. Oh. I know his school. We was getting ready for the state exam in fifth grade. Y'all at school trying to go to perform at all. to go to perform in art class, you know. You went into it.

It might have been fourth, but now that I think about it. Yeah, but, yeah, because fifth grade, I don't think it was too cool. No, wait, man, fourth grade was a bullshit. Fifth grade was all right. It's just stuff I wish I would have got more into coming up age, though, for real. I would have been on the chess team, debate team, all that type of stuff. Yeah, man. start doing more stuff yeah it's all right you can get money for some of that stuff too

a lot of that stuff i think that's why all the british actors be kicking our ass because they got little programs they got like after school programs for the arts they got to bring back bootleg movies yeah that's why ain't no actors being groomed what's your favorite bootleg movies like the my favorite bootleg movie is uh my favorite low budget movie of all time is who made the potato salad that shit is so goddamn funny and uh black spray and

now that's the one with D-ray and uh Jaliel White Clifton Powell oh curse that nigga's cold man that whole movie funny is here Clifton Powell he dope as fuck shout out to Coke Daniels Coke Daniels made that shit

yeah but it's a whole bunch of motherfuckers The movie fun as hell. That's one of my favorite. Low budgets. Yeah, low budget joints. And like I said, Black Spring Break. Fat Beach was a classic.

Nick, the, what's that bus shit? Get on the bus? No, they went down to Miami for like spring break. Ride. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that was a cold motherfucker there. Ligger, low budget shit.

I've been seen them to every black movie. Tripping. Hell yeah. The niggins were sitting there. Daydreaming all the motherfucking time. Trivimbing. Even go back to that Marlon Wayne shit, the Sixth Man. Senseless.

Yup. The Black Knight. What hell is a low budget shit. Now if you want to go to low-low budget, it's some shit out there. Oh, Snoop Dogg, low-budget movie. The East Side is a classic. Oh. There you.

That movie from Detroit. Buffs up, I was just about to say, bump up. Would your account of state property? Have you ever seen this movie called Grandma's Foot? Hell not. It's one of the low-budget-ass movies is about the, Grandma, she got some nasty-ass cut on her foot. It's a comedy-perated type movie.

It's stupid as hell, but I watched it. Yeah, I got the hookup. I'm about it. You got to say, I'm about it. What's the one with Silt. the blue one uh hot boys yep it don't seem like it now but shatters shots is yeah that was a low budget this classic low budget she had paid in full then yeah niggins janky promoters oh yeah yeah that shit ain't even really just end like that it just kind of went

off yeah yeah what jesus did before amen would you consider all about the benjamins or that's black. No, hell, look. There was some money. I'm saying, it's like, would you say, oh, all right, they can't consider that one. You're saying low budget or indie?

Okay, well, yeah, Andy. We'll keep it like that then. Yeah. They had budget for that motherfucker. I didn't say, a damn there, all them, yeah, he said three straight. All them black movies that being

the, the, $3 being at Walmart, the wash, would actually be considered one? Yeah. It seemed like it had. I had a little money behind it, but it's low budget. Low budget.

I feel like it is. BAPS. Yeah. Yeah. BAPS. It's a classic. Shit, I watched, you remember the HBO movie? It's strapped?

I think so. That's sound for me. With Fredro Starr and Bukin Woodbine. If we do that? They were selling the guns and shit or trying to. Yeah, if we do that, we got to do New Jersey Drive. Hell yeah. Blue Hills Avenue.

Yeah. the one of blues. That's a good asshole. I had a wild count or no. Nah. That's big. That's a major. Yeah.

Oh, major. It's, okay. Killer season. They had a rollout. Killer season is crazy. Killer season is crazy. Snake property. He said, yeah.

Oh, okay. And they have said it. Media man. Media man. Choices? Choices. Hell yeah. I did a cartoon thing about Meteor Man.

Watch that shit. It's a high movies. Yeah. That's those dope. Uh, shit, boy. We gotta get more black cinema out, man. I'm hot. Just don't move.

What is that? We gotta get some more. We gotta get some more black cinema out. Let's do something. Man, I don't... Niggas ain't got all these cameras. Yeah, we do. We got them.

We need to go shoot the motherfucking move. Got the best edit in the style. What's another good? low budget shit penitentiary mm-hmm dolomite all them black

exploitation was the old count what I don't think about I can't what's man what's the shit bankroll had did I don't know the name of it but yeah that was that was good one too

Fresh? Hell yeah. Yeah, that was good. The motherfucker had a young Samuel in that motherfucker. And he was old. What's that dude name? The Spanish dude? John Paul or...

Yeah, Giacart. Whatever. He dope, though. About booty calls. Booty calls? Nah, that one. Nah, that one too major. You know, another movie that was funny that got, that didn't do good, though, that Jamie Foxx, that held-up movie where the nigga got trapped in the gas thing.

Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, we need some more good movie, man. We need some more good black movies. You know what, they ain't got to be good. Let the people decide. Yeah, some of that shit, motherfuckers be like, that ain't good. And some of the movies, you enjoy like a motherfucker. Them be the ones that you watch all the time, though, because sometimes you can't afford them shit.

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The I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you go to find your podcast. I'm trying to think it was another one. You can't. No. Nah, I can't necessarily. I don't know. I guess it would be a B-List movie, though.

Yeah. It was low budget, but it was a good one. It had a good. Yeah. Good story. line and all that. No, I can't say that one. There's a lot of them, though, man.

Man, why they fired a mama because he stole? I don't know. I guess they thought she put them in place or something. I've been watching a lot of them black movies on Amazon Prime. Oh, yeah, for sure. Man, it's this movie about this lady.

The movie called Dirty Gertie from Harlem. So she's like, this lady's real fire, right? But she'd just be drinking and cussing and smoking and acting like a man, then you have to watch it. I don't want to fuck it up, but it's interesting. That lady looked good as fuck on that movie, though. And it's a black and white movie.

You know what's crazy? I was like, this is a little wild. You know what I'm saying? The inevitable defeat of Mr. and Pete? Uh-uh. Oh, that's good as far on Netflix. The black boy with the Asian kid. Man.

The mama... Brother, my, go in the bathroom and give some gully ocious to pay for their food. And the son called him. And the son called him and he come back to eat the food and the little Asian boy

staying with him. The little Asian boy's like, I'm full. I don't want him. That makes him. Well, you eat this shit. You go eat it. My mom is sucking deep. You eat it. It was a little.

cold, though. Mr. and Pete. The defeat, the inevitable defeat of Mr. and Pete. Yeah, I don't say all that other shit, I just say

Mr. and Pete. Get you some word. Get you some word. Yeah, she's in there. She played a moment on. Yep. Oh, I got

another good low budget movie. Posse. Posse ride. Posse ride. I'm going to get you soccer. I'm going to get you Sucker. With boys and hood count as low budget?

Nah, that's John Singles. That was their first one, though. He still had a budget, though. Don't be a menace is mainstream at that point. Yeah. I'm going to get you sucker is not, though. Hollywood Shuffles. Hell yeah.

Hell yeah. Paper soldiers. Oh, man, all the 70s, the Mac. Paper soldiers is funny as hell. Funny is the mother. Yes, it is. But Smokey was funny. Hellin' that bitch. He was the funniest motherfuckin'n't nothing.

Marcus Julian did. Oh, Max Julian did just die. Oh, yeah. It's a lot of good low budget black movies. You know what they said? I saw, I think you said the shit. You saw how Twitter then took the shit. You know they'd be running off of shit we'd be saying.

You know this right. They'd be running off of shit you'd be saying. Turn that shit into something up. The L.L. Cool J's shit. No, not even that one. even that one, the Florida Evans. Oh. Talking about how she the worst

cheesy mom. She kept them in the hood. 30 extra years. Elva, you've been saying this, though. She was the real villain. This was some lack riding talk. Man, ever since we were talking about L.L. Kool-Jay saying they call him

Big Ellie. That shit all over Twitter now. Man, yeah, they're like L.L. Koo-J was a terrible person right in front of her ass. They're showing the nigger video when he was getting a haircut with a hat on. This nigga played a girl leg like a guitar. Nigger was at a peep show eating fruit. The nigger was in the motherfucking waterfall with jeans and a fubu hat.

And nobody said shit. In the house was a horn-boy-ass sitcom. You didn't like it? Wasn't you a little boy? No, you was from Mo' Easy. Man. That nigga told the girl in her song, her man, drink too much,

and smoked too many blunts. On hey lover. Yeah. Hey who? On hey lover. He was dirty mac. That's what he even said it. They said him and Jamie had got the hint.

They did. Yeah, they did. That's a good news. Yeah, he said the nigger went snap out of character. Amen. You got to be a cold-ass niggins on snap out of character, he's chilling. It don't take much. You're not even on set today, nigga, chill.

What are you doing? You have no scene. You got to have that mindset. He's just up there to regulate some shit. That nigga did the joke, Jamie Fox did the joke about the shit on the special. Yeah, and he had told him a couple different times. Yeah. We had a game today.

What? What the fuck we don't? We got a scene today. Niggins said, buddy can't slap him. Like, try to get him geeked up, you know, like slapping him in the head. Hey, man. Chill out. Don't do that.

Brother, Kimmer got to get on. For you to keep slapping me, nigga. We're not going to win no hospital. Don't slap me like that, no goddamn on. Hey man, I told you, stop fucking tapping to me, man. We're on the same time. We're on the same team. You're gonna hear me the ball.

Why the fuck is you tackling me, you son-o-man? Why are you going full speed? This nigga, I get real penalty, horse collar. Hey, man, see if you can get LL, attention. Yo, L. Yo, L. Oh, I don't answer to that. Man, they call me.

Big L.A. Been saying that, bro. I knew he was a bad person when he told everybody, forget Oreos, eat Cool J. Cookies. And never dropped no Cool J. Cookies. It was in the work. It fell through at the last minute, though.

What's his best song, Loaf? I'm bad. Nicky came right out Overrock the bells Yep No rapper can rap Quite like I can't I take a muscle bound man

And put his face in the sand That's a big tough bullish shit Right there Mama said knock you Oh yeah that too That song awful And you know it I ain't said it was good

I'm good name what he got The he had a boxing ring in his basement You like it I hate that song You know I hate that fucking song. You like it, bro. Don't call it, I come back. This is exactly what it is, though.

You ain't been on in the minute. You ain't dropped shit in the minute. I mean, you still, you? What you want us to call it? A return? Don't call it. I've been here. I've been here for years, but you stopped.

Big L.A.C. You been gone for you. You been gone for a little minute. You did six seasons in the house. When Mike did a song with L.L.? Michael Jackson. Yeah, when you did a song with L.L. They have one.

No, I'm just playing. I don't know. I don't think he would have. Mike don't really be in New York like that. He would have definitely got some men with Dr. Dre. For sure. probably would have wrote him something hard. I know him and Nipsey

and YG would have did some. Him and Nipsey would have went crazy. Oh, man. That would have been cripped out too. Him, Nipsey, O.T. Genesis and Snoop Dogg. Mm. Mm.

Bro, Mike was in the game a long time where ain't nobody ever tried. You know why? Yes, they did. Who? His daddy. You got tried his whole life. Only motherfuck in there was

And you see? He could take that beating. He can take A. You never know. What if Mike made all that shit up? What if he was the bully? Like, what if he used to beat up Joe and shit? He was slapping the shit out of Joe.

At some point he probably did. Yeah, I mean, he got enough money. Like, man of this motherfucker. Because, I mean, look at the shit, Mike Ward. Ain't nobody gonna try you if you got two motherfucking belts with diamonds on. Yeah. And they're not even like through the loops, they just on your hips. You dress like an admiral.

Hey man, nobody even gave Mike Flagg for the shit he did. He wore two fucking carpal tunnel gloves and didn't even need them. At all. He didn't even have carpal tunnel. That's crazy. Loza. shit to go. I think that shit was some bullshit if you look at it close though.

How in tune do you got to be as a grown man to faint when Michael Jackson started moonwalking? You would have said, Oh, Michael! Nobody thinks they're going to faint. But I know you can stop yourself like that. No, but once it

happens, once it happens, it just come over you. That's how they talk to you afterwards. So have you faint. you haven't been mad. You ain't going to know. Because one time you wake up. Michael Jackson, go.

Or you're back. You're not where you were sitting. Michael Jackson gone. So by the time you get up, it sound like you're lying. Man, I seen Michael Jackson. Here he goes. We got to take you to hospital, man.

No, I ain't bullshit. There you go. How many fingers I'm holding up? So what he did? He walked right up to me, man. Then he jumped back and he started moving walking. Fell out. Come on, man, you got to get in the car.

Believe you got a concussion. Hey, so you're afraid that the Michael Jackson concert, niggins just started moving you back so they can get closer. Man, you got to see the ambulance. They got to drink a bottle walk. Everybody passed you back peacefully. They got a little section for people who then passed out. They anticipated me.

So they got seats back. That seats blocked all. No, man. And it's any and everybody. So you got to buy two tickets in case one you faint. They send you to your faint seat. No. That's how shit be, man.

You know. They put you all on top of each other. See, you brother to Michael Jackson shit back up. I told you. Yeah, you're back to it. You ain't got to talk about Mike. No, we don't. Asshole, man.

That's him. That's him. All right, man, I'm really coming up in 2022. I'm sitting up in here with two movie stars, man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

You know, you are the people that you hang around. We, you know. Try to hang around better, motherfuckers. Make sure your light shine bright. Yeah. You know, and then, you know, you get enough lights to them. We know. Ain't nobody real than you, Loz.

We know who the real ones are. But like I feel like this shit still all trinkles back down to the 85 South Show. Like it's like a big umbrella. It's an umbrella? Yeah. This shit like Motown right now. It's a conglomerate. Yeah.

You know, that's what an 85 South show is built on. Respect my conglomerate. Yeah. you know at the foundation of our foundation it's just a whole bunch of real nigger shit that's what we built the foundation on like you know when they build a building they like they clear the dirt first it was like they cleared the dirt and then they put the real nigga shit then put the concrete on top of that it's similar to an oligarchy yeah i could be yeah they fucking with this shit in persia

too. All up and through, all up and through the Outbacks. Shout out my purge. The Galapagos Island. You definitely saw New Zealand check in. Yeah, you saw New Zealand in this big. Yeah. Norway too. Got my Norwegian niggins. Uh-huh. Yeah. South of France. Small village in the south of France. You know who else watched this? The native of Americans love them the chief want to come on here the chief of what the check i forget i don't know the name of the tribe yeah i don't want to say the wrong tribe and then they chief be like i will come yeah so now he don't bumped up in front of the other chief yeah the chief gonna have to come on here and smoke some weed out the piecepipe um and talk his shit and talk his shit you ever been to

I've been to the Indian reservation and they invite me to like to kick it with them but I only went I went one time you kicked it with them no I went on there to buy some blunts they got on the reservation yeah you drove on it they let you go yeah they let you on there there's a lot of shit over there you just bought where were you at a casino and I was in Minnesota what would be the first international you want to hit. The first international city I would want to hit. International tour?

Yeah. Like to do a show? Yeah, I feel like the 85 show show. Shit, London. I go to London with it. I just gotta go to London, bro. Just gotta go to London, bro. No, I like to go to Africa and do some shit.

Yeah. Yeah, cut out the gun. Yeah, anywhere in Africa. Yeah, somewhere over there. Spend the globe and just put your finger down. Wherever that motherfucker land, that's where we'll do this shit there. I do this shit in Kazakhstan. That's where Boer is from.

Yeah, that's a real place. place. Right. Yeah. High hopes. Hey man, we appreciate everybody who've been watching all that good content on the app. App calculator. What you think of the app, ma'am? I followed out. The live shows look, it maco-in-on-in-on-in on that motherfucker. Hey, talk your shit. I got to grab some piece on it again. Like, bro, I ain't in on, like, I ain't even on, like, I. Oh, okay. Man, I think it's past 4K. I don't know the K's, but it's better than 4K.

Yeah. They can go up. Bro, what them niggas did with that live show, bro, that shit just. Them niggas got in their editing and production bag. They got a camera with a real eyeball in it. I knew it was something when that nigger, I was coming up to the place, and that nigg was up the street, like 40 miles up the street. street and a camera was following the car and that nigg was getting footage of the sky

in the whole city he's just driving a drone he's just driving a drone them niggas got some money in that damn equipment shit who at a fire saw now the crazy part is have you seen the footage that what he saw the footage yeah what he shot but he didn't even get that much he just got I don't think he had a lot of batter. Yeah. Especially when you do it like that. He was zipping in and out of shit. They been killing Rick Rose.

They've been killing Rick Rose. What happened? Hey, man. What happened? They said the nigg ain't ate some of them Tango Bay or wing. Man, stop. They got some real wings, dog. How do you do it?

How you made them? You got to be a sick motherfucker to get in that drive-thru and ask for a 10-piece Taco Bell, sauce of Verne Win. Where the grease it? What do you use? The same grease they browned the ground beef. Mm-mm.

That boy, that's water. Yeah. In the bag. They steamed that shit. steam that shit. It's it. I don't know how they cooking the weed. They put that in the bag, bro.

In boiling water. Maybe they got a wing cooker now. They got an air fry. Air fry, yeah. There you go. Oh, my goodness. Because the wings obviously already made their frozen. Yeah.

I don't know. I wouldn't eat. You already ate one? No, that's something I wouldn't do. If they were right here, right now, you wouldn't? But I wouldn't touch them. That's what smart. Yeah, I don't even eat Taco Bell.

It was with a winged shortage. I don't even understand how the fuck Taco Bell got wings. All of a sudden, you just got one. You're the last nigga on the list to get wings, brother. What if they went in, just bought them all out? They bought them all out. They bought them the market out. Monopoly.

Wow. Now you got to go to Taco Bell. You got to come to us, nigga. Mm-hmm. And they cheat. You got to think Taco Bell don't try everything. They don't win into the breakfast game. That's terrible.

You can subscribe to Taco Bell for $10 a month. And yeah, a taco every day. You wouldn't get no subscription? Nah. Now, you know who I would want American Deli? You want to, you got to. I wish I could get like American Deli gift cards or some shit. You can.

You're just too lazy to go get it. Bro, I'm there. They don't have them. Did you ask them? No, I don't, I'm not going to ask. But they did go up on the wings at American Deli though. How much are they now? they damn their dollar wing

that's just preposterous so you're getting 20 wings 20 dollars they'd be like 1987 that's a that inflation

shit real man yeah you used to eat out good for 30 40 dollars two people you could get a steak

cheaper than chicken no chicken wings that is we might be right we know how good we had it man and then they didn't gain everybody these fools stuff no we took chicken for granted they've been loaning ass up with the pandemic shit if you got students and uh you know what I'm saying school and stuff they've been lowing you up we thought we were safe I took my cousin to the store nigga her receipt her balance was so long I think I think she had like 17,000 worth of stumps then she spit it out no she gonna save like if we have thanksgiving dinner she she brained she get the thanksgiving dinner stuff like that she saved

her stump she don't even let you buy okay so she go crazy yeah that's time that's more so like it was like they planning the dinner that's enough yeah i'm saying if they plan on the dinner she go ahead and say i'm bringing two turkeys and like she tell you what she's gonna do and be good turkeys. She gonna call you when this come out and be like, don't be on there telling all my motherfucking bitch. I ain't say a name. She know who you talking about? But she know, but you know, the family know too. How is the family taking your new fame? They still treat me, you know. They always treated me like the chosen one, though, so it's like it ain't changed.

You need you just had the best life. I can't believe... So you were the chosen one in your household. I can believe we tricked us to listening to that bullshit-ass fifth grade story. I ain't letting that go. Hello man, I'm telling you. Oh. Next time I'm gonna send you the footage of my...

Bro. No, my. Go ahead. Talk your shit. I see... one of my buddies I went to elementary about five months ago. That's the first thing he remembered.

What? He said, bro, you probably don't even remember you in that damn Christmas play. I said, I damn do remember. That was then, nigga, whole headlight in his school career. How the fuck? I didn't remember. I remember, nigga.

The nigga had 11 other grades. By the time that they got the eighth grade, he was like, it ain't me. Remember? By humble, baby. The ghost of Christmas man You don't remember? Diggum fell off with seven grade.

Who's your third grade teacher? You do know me. I did say that in the play, though, by Humbold. Yeah, you said it? And you said that you jazzed up, did you? You said that you hit it, did you? Bro, let me tell y'all one of the highlights. Because they had a narrator

on the Christmas playwright, so they were like, As the student comes up and tap Mr. Scrooge on his legs, but I was short in fifth grade, the nigger tapped me, but I looked all down and exaggerated. Nick, no parents went wild. They're like, they're gonna start. He's gonna be dying to tell this whole story. I ain't gonna give it too much, because I don't know.

Nobody gives a shit. Nobody gets a fuck, right. Yeah, y'all will ask me questions, but I've been stopped. No, but it's funny to watch you go into it. I ain't gonna tell y'all. You really think he did something? Yeah. You know he did.

Yeah, I got video. Yeah. Send it in. All right. Please, let's run that. What is it on? What format? I got to figure.

Well, I know they can. They can figure it out. It's on VHS. Look, now this is the last thing I'm going to say about to play. Nick, my mom and dad, we ain't have no camcorder. Somebody else's parents are recording. recorded. They said, that's your son? My mom said, yeah. He said, I'm going to make sure y'all get a tape. So that's how we got the damn tape. We ain't have no damn camera car. I appreciate

that. I appreciate that. So basically you won a ghetto Oscar. If you want a call it, yeah. Yeah. That's basically what it is, though. How did your plate go, Clay? Oh, man. There's somebody recorded for you. Hell no. If they did, they were white people. They weren't for to give up. I would, but I can't. I cut it off when he came out.

I only got Mary Allison. Your boys ain't treating. They're like, oh, he's a nigger. Cut it off. I'm not even sure he's in the right grade. Because you're a tall... Kind of a tall guy to be. You sure they got to get him for it?

Wow. So we're putting six grades in the play, huh? He should be in big kids school. Supposed to be playing J.V. Not in plays. Wow, sunflower. Hey, you remember when Will Smith was in, I had to go back in like the pre-kate?

Yeah, second grade. He was in that play the tall-ass, look at how you were in Clay. No, I wasn't that tall. Oh. Not as a kid. So long as you didn't do no acting in school? Yeah, I just don't remember what it was.

Oh, you wasn't one niggas on the side. You were a trick. You were a treat. Background noise. Didn't have too many lines, huh? Nah. It's all right. No, we didn't. I can't even remember. I remember some shit, but I don't remember.

I don't remember. Look, he'll look at you now. That's day lost. This day lost, man. Damn, lost. I picked up on the performing arts later on. So none of the teachers saw it in you. What did you mean?

Like, I told you how my teacher said. What my teacher said about me? Man. Okay. What did this like? Well, I'm not from to keep repeating the same story. He lied. That's all you doing.

Teacher told you you who ain't gonna be shit. You look, niggie. So the teacher, man, nobody can fuck. Teachers be wrong all the time. All the time. But see, not like... The niggins be lying about their teachers, too. Come on, man.

Teacher said you weren't gonna be shit. Yeah. She didn't even know you was in her clad, man. That teacher ain't told nobody that at 8 o'clock in the morning. Sit down, you le fuck. That's why you never gonna be shit. gonna be shit. Nigger, never went to class

some of the teacher said he wouldn't go to be shit. The only way that happened is your daddy was fucking a teacher and he said working with him some shit. You and your motherfucking dad you little motherfucker. That's how you might have got it. But you, that's not

just no random shit teachers though out there. Have y'all talked to a teacher since y'all been grown? Like, you know, teachers, she got a class. Yeah. They don't make you think back. Like, man, Them teachers really were fucking back in the day. Like, they had their own life.

They've been fucking. They were fucking why you was in their class. Yeah, but I never thought about it that way. I always think about shit like that. When I be out and I see people, I'm like, ah, they'd be fucking. They just pitted. So when you was in a class, third grade, you knew your teacher were fucking. Yeah, she had a daughter.

So you weren't focused on your multiplication, nigga. How I get to the fourth grade then? If you worry about your teacher fucking, you just want to, you just really wish you had a better experience than me in elementary school. Tell us about these other 11 grades. Yeah. He didn't do shit the rest of the time. Fell off, immediately after. Now, I ain't like, six grade year was a slump.

Sixth grade year was a slump because I'm coming off that high from elementary. Yeah. So I go to middle school, like, niggas, like, who is that? Like, I went used to that. Yeah. Yeah, you had to start over. Yeah, so I had to start over. So they didn't know none about my elementary accolades.

That's what I'm telling you. See, that's how I know you ain't had no juice. They were waiting on me to get to sixth grade. From elementary? Like, you're going to be on next year. Oh, man, wait, wait, wait, woo. This bit feeling turned. Nah, I had the, my seventh grade I had went on and I only shook that motherfucker

loose. Because seventh grade, I was on every, we did teams in middle school. Like, it would be A team, B team, C team. So I was on C team. at first the advanced classes they went on to kick me off yeah not because of academics because I couldn't I wouldn't you know I'm saying like no I don't you learn you fucked up and they kicked you out there no the teachers you know certain teachers will come talking you certain kind of way I'm like I'm

not one of these nerd kids oh yeah I had a little bit no straight off talk like yeah yeah I'm a regular niggie kid I'm a regular nigg I'm just more What? Um. Talking about who's talking to him, bitch, me. You heard it. You heard me. What are you saying?

It makes sense. Bitch, I got every right to talk like you. Fuck. So it was on some shit like that. Man. Nick been lit saying, Phil grade I had a few down years

Had a few down years No, that's bullshit You had a few down You was I don't know But Phil Gray should have carried you Uh See

You had the tape Yeah but I couldn't just Carried around Yeah you could have just popped it Like one day When they bring in the TV And they like Y'all won't watch

Nah let's not watch Let's watch Let's watch Somebody I told you this story In school, what was your next hit? Did you have any more hits? Somebody after the Scrooge? Yeah.

So, eighth grade. You didn't do no plays? Damn, you took three years off? Nah. I'm just saying. I'm just saying, Lowe's, like, I ain't gonna say, you know, everybody had them diamond albums. I ain't have diamond album after diamond album. At seventh grade, I went gold.

What you did? What you did? So you kept doing plays? Nah. That's when I thought I was too cool for that type of shit. Like, man, that were elementary shit. They were like, no, man. man you you still nailed to start I was like now bro that's that's not me no more so

eighth grade did this eighth grade people come to the school to do a pep rally for us so they're doing a pep rally they up there doing something we need some volunteers to come up and hype us up everybody looking at me I'm like watch out watch up they're like What the fuck is something funny? Bro, it's gonna be so many people that went to middle school with me. Everybody in the auditorium, look at these niggins. Is he gonna go? Watch out, y'all.

You should turn again, Mr. Scrooge. Oh shit So you're running your happy ass down then What you did? Start to shuck it Man, you crazy ass I want two Snickerball They were like a little freestyle

Get them out, duh, everybody Staggames I just had just a wheelbar Three-legged race So me and the white boy Dylan, we got a bandana, we joined at the knee. And we got a rhythm. He's my height. Right.

We're moving all this one. There nobody fuck went up. Right, left, right. We was going. We was going. And you want to why don't let y'all niggins get to know me? You know why? Yeah, all niggins take everything for a fucking joke.

for a fucking joke. So, 8 grade, you back on their ass. Eight grade, I'm on their ass. Now your name ringing. Again, because you were in a second. Kid, you knew they was gonna jump back on your dick after that. I knew y'all was gonna jump back on my dick.

Yeah, I knew y'all was gonna jump back on my dick. I knew y'all was gonna jump back on my dick. Mr. Scrooves back. Man. So, eighth grade, then ninth grade? Ninth grade, I had already, you know, come middle school, high school, they're right there together. So they already knew me at the high school,

but then I leave from North Clayton. I go to Macon. Now I had to reinvent myself because don't nobody know me on the east side. But look, at this school, my mama already told me, she was like, hey, you got a new start. Don't come over here with this bullshit. Just do what you're supposed to do, get your work,

and come home. And that was my plan. I was like, I'm just going to do my work and, like, stay out of trouble. And I'm in Spanish class. I hear some niggas back there roasting. I'm like, these motherfuck can't be talking about me. I might have turned around,

class, and say, who y'all boy that's talking about? Niggas said, you are funny like that? Oh, shit. They got to turn around, boop, boop, boop, boop. Spanish teacher, Cobble, mama. But them girls, like, he's funny, he's funny.

That was it then. It was a rap. Real dad. All you needed was to encourage me from your ears. When those females think you funny, bro, I was walking in the hallway. The girl, like, that's that funny boy in my Claire right there. So then I was like, what's up? I hate him with a little what's up, y'all.

I hate that he had to throw his whole career away at the other school. This sound like season two right here. Yeah. Now. The autobiography. Fresh start. They were the fresh start, though, for next grade.

The only thing I got going for me is I'm the new guy, right? I had to reinvent myself. They got my head blonde. He died his hair blonde in his eyebrows. They ain't know nothing about the Christmas play, bro. They didn't know, no clue. They still don't have a clue. If they're watching this on the east side right now, they're probably like.

they probably like that nigga been with the act and the shit i never told them because i don't me i don't like to throw my shit in the nigga face go ahead what's but if they would have saw that christmas tape let's put it out there for the people let's get it on the tool i want to drop it on the app yeah if we could talk if that's what you were leading up to if we could talk percentages low see he always do that shit man And we can talk percentages in life and we'll see. Yeah. Because I need a steer-harmorship, but I want you to, you know, get you.

You will. But it will be so small. I own 97%. This is a Mr. Wonderful deal. You can't even watch the shit when you want to no more. You got to ask me if you can see it. You got to just, I'm watching it. And then I'll let you watch you with me, but you can't ask me to put it on.

Why are you a cold, you been hanging around on white for two bucks. Nick, fuck you all. You're sure this is the last copy of this. It's the only one. All right. Think our business here is gone. Can we see the tape one more? It's in my possession.

So technically it's my tape and no you cannot. What you're going to do with the tape? What you're going to do with you take? I'm going to watch it. Niggins just pop up one day and start critiquing me. Oh, nigga, you went to all that on that second show. Oh, man, that first show you was at your best? I guess it was fresh to you, but I can tell you was tired in the third show.

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On the Black Effect Podcast Network The I Heart Radio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you go to find your podcast Then what happened? That's it You ain't do shit else in high school? In high school What?

Mine is... Oh, I did your mama show in high school You were still in high school? Yeah, I was still... You weren't supposed to be out there. I remember And then they had a big thing about if you could win

or you couldn't win right yeah it took like about 15 minutes they said you couldn't win now that I ended up winning though I remember that shit they said don't tell nobody you just broke that clause me it was the company I was hanging around dumb motherfuckers they put in their real age damn they said how the fuck is he 19 hanging with all these 17 and 16 year olds yeah that's given out for major vibes. And they asked them, who y'all with? And they was like, that's a little funny dude in my class. He was, he was, he was the mean Santa Claus.

I mean, Mr. Scrooge. Why do people ain't when we got to talk like that? Like, oh, like, how you, what you really think of me now? Like, how you think the people I ain't with talk like that? I don't know, I just, that's the most of the time. Because you chose work my company? Yep. That's what I heard.

He played the main family card. So I'm your hand around with a fucking slow player. That's what you basically said. Yeah, that's our friend now. By them lights bright than a bitch. They are, I thought it was just me. Yeah. I'm hired to hood.

It's contributing. Yeah, they brought out some new lights for this one. Yeah, this like a... So tell us more about 11th grade. 11th grade. You need to lay out on the couch, aren't you? You need to lay out on the couch, aren't you? For what?

Get this off your chance. What is it leading up to? I guess it brings me here. This brings me here. No, I'm just saying. So you basically saying that every year you had to dig deep and find something. See, me the thing. See, that's the difference between me and you.

I ain't never had to do that. They always knew I was more consistent. You took all them years off. I ain't taking no time off. Yeah, Loaf. I came to school every day on their ass. Whoever could get it. The teacher.

And, bro. The bus driver. I think you'd be forgetting when I give you so much props and credit. But you don't remember none of that. I don't. Because I know I'm not consistent. I take time off with me. I used to start before I even made it to school.

When I used to ride the bus to school, I was on the bus on the end. I had the bus driver. This man had to be probably at least 500 pounds. But I knew him outside of him. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you can ride the way, you don't. So he used to always like, cut off, y'all be quiet at that. And I used to always repeat everything.

Cut on, y'all be quiet at there! Hey, I'm seeing a girlfriend on you! Hey, I'm saying to grab on you. Hey, I'm saying that man. I ain't giving a fuck. Oh, you got a real moor. So was he 500 pounds? Like, is he tall and big?

Man, he bad billed his hell. Literally, this motherfucker's 500 pounds, but it's all at the top. Joe Swanson, Leg. Joe Swanson legs. Oh, no. My fucking legs, dude. They like this. Whether he's standing up or sitting down,

the motherfucker is like that. What was that nigga name? The motherfucker built like one of them, he built like one of them cart out pressing the trees. What is the name? I ain't gonna tell you his name. Don't say it, name. I ain't gonna say his name.

Don't say it's gonna be like, you know he didn't pass away. And you shouldn't have been talking about me, nigga, right? Well, you don't have been saying nothing like. They go ahead. You all got to be saying nothing like that about him at this point. You just need to lead us out of law. Oh, what the fuck?

New Year's show, but don't talk about my name. Don't bring him a truck. Don't bring him up. He drove a bus for the public goals. He loved the kids and he don't deserve that. What you're going to say if his children hit him? Oh, shit. You shouldn't be speaking on people like you do.

And everything that comedy. Lord, don't say nothing else about it. But there's something how that dick a leg flows again. Oh, man. Now you know you did not have to say that. You did not have to say that. Oh. I can't really y'all.

Man. Y'all was stupid. I know, man. Did he ever actually tear your grump on you? Hell yeah. Oh, God, I thought that he was just bluffing. Hell yeah, he did. I told you that for him.

Boy. You got a rip on the bus. Got to. Oh, hell, yeah. Best love. Man, I remember I seen a nigga get his ass whoop so bad on the bus and nobody would stop the fight. I seen

this girl beat up a girl on the way to school, beat her all up under the seats and everything. Oh, Lord. That's the worst part to get your ass worked on that bus. Because the bus driver still driving. One of the motherfuckers jump over them seats.

Bus driver can't get one of them diving punches? Yeah. Especially if you had the bus driver like we had big fat-ass man. But if you don't connect with that diving punch. Y'all cut that out, bet that. He ain't breaking up. Shit is, you know.

Y'all cut that act. Will he blame you and you need any got shit to do with him? Right. Man, I remember we had this white lady bus driver for the lung. She didn't went to the office to try to get me suspended off the bus because she said somebody came up to her on the bus and told her I said she was a bitch. She didn't ask you, did you say it?

She ain't even heard me say nothing like that. She was an old way later. Man, I had to be about 10. That's why you couldn't be in the damn plate? You ain't called the bus driver a bit. Damn, 10. They didn't try to suspend me off the bus. You had to, you beat the case, though?

Yeah, I beat the case. who they wouldn't say who told me that'd be the crazy part they never say who told they never say who told but they could take their word this trying to give me the shit it out of the book she probably knew what type of kid los world so she automatically believed the shit if he didn't say it out of his mouth he said it in his head that sounds like the language that he uses he gets on this bus and he gets back there with those high school kids and they just curse all the way home Bitch this, did that, pussy this.

Why didn't you realize you was a good cusser? Oh, shit. When I was about four or five. Four or five years old? Yeah. What about you, Clay? I started probably rocking with about eight, seven, eight. After I saw some...

I saw some stand-up comedy. I saw some stand-up comedy about six. And I started figuring, I was putting them together wrong. So I was like, let me figure out how to get them right. Yeah, I came from a cussing-ass family. Yeah, my granddad, I learned from him. Nick, I'm talking about a cold motherfucking cusser.

She's not so much. Like, you know, like, you don't talk to babies a certain way. Nick, he, he was a smooth cussing one-year-old out. Get that little ugly motherfucker out of here. you can stop all that goddamn crying little ugly ass get his ugly ass back that is the worst though the ugly baby crying uh-huh loud too that's the first thing that happened when a little ugly baby started crying hey who baby is that where is mom at hey somebody needs to get that baby he was cussing good at four

yeah i have forgotten my east of speech and i went up to the front of the church and grabbed the microphone and i said ah shit i forgot my damn speech damn i forgot my east's speech what is he what is he was hold on let me think of it damn damn damn i can't think of that shit You laughing? It's a true story. I can't think of this shit. You talking to the mic. I'm like, shit, I can't remember.

Fuck, what is? Damn, damn. I'm gonna walk all the way from the back of the church. All the way thing got me and walking my ass out there. What the first thing she said to you lo? Man, I'm gonna tell your ass out. That was the threat. threat. That was my mom favorite. That was my mom's a favorite

threat right there. I'm gonna tell your ass up. When you get all that goddamn cussing from? That's real shit, though. What the fuck you think? I beg cussing the whole time, though. Curse words. You always cousins a little kid with nobody around. Now, you used to get cursed all the time

in front of people. You didn't get a fuck? Never. disrespectful little kid. It's him. Fuck you, you ugly ass bitch! Yeah, he was talking about they lied on it. I didn't do that one, though.

She saw you do it to somebody else. She's like, that bitch looks like me. I know my reputation preceding me on that one. Because even when my folks heard it, they were like, your ass did that shit. That lady ain't lying on you. Like, yes, the fuck she is. That's the shit I'm talking about right there.

Man, you know what fun of that, nigga, bro. What? I seen your uncle on the 85th or the Facebook page. What he's like? Somebody was like, man, Los Angeles got a cool-ass uncle. That niggins said, yeah, I'm right here. He damn sure did. All my family then joined the group.

They be on there defending everything. Bro. Man, that ain't. 85% of Facebook page, man, they live in their own world. They got, man, they don't turn this shit to a scripted series. Like, they, all the questions they'd be having on that. I wonder what's Clayton got going on. He doesn't really say too much about himself.

Man, if you're going to stop overthinking this shit. I wonder why they never let J.O.N. talk. Who, nigger, nobody told him to be quiet. He chose this life. Nick, they got a, they don't start of where they're going to be doing trivia, giving out five pieces of 85 South merchandise if you get the trivia right. I'm like, who is funding this establishment

they got going on? They got their own budget over there. They got a budget. They got a budget. So they got 85 South trivia? Yeah. They say shit like what year, did Clayton English graduate family?

No, they don't. I'm not much. He got shit like that? No, they don't. All right. What episode was such and such? Because that question is all the way wrong. Okay.

Well, they probably don't get the answers right. They don't know. Yeah. But they get the merchandise out. Somebody going to be under there. Well, technically. Yeah. They know everything about us.

That's scary, right? They got some pictures of Nav on the Easter suit. When he was about eight. They got Nav in the Easter suit. You ain't tell us about the Easter place? They got throwback pictures of us, everything. They got pictures of Chico with half. No, they ain't going to allow that.

They took. I don't have no throwback pictures. I'm like a vampire. They took my ass up by my turtleneck, though. Yeah, man. They said I would dread like Snoop Dog when he went to the red table talk. Damn. They be on your ass now.

You ain't shit. Oh, man, boy. You're a nigga for that head. Hey, what the boy, I'll say it one more time, bro. Come on, y'all, y'all sit down back there. And you repeat everything. Come on, y'all sit out back back. I do that shit all the way to school.

You don't get enough to mind me. You get enough time to mind me. Oh, that's very terrible. But you know the worst thing when your parents got to come talk to the teacher, you sit down looking stupid and full like you don't know shit, the teacher's talking about. I don't do none of that. I remember my dad said one time, so you're telling me this teacher lying on you.

I looked at her and looked at my dad, I said. Absolutely. Bitch, I got to go home with them. Bitch, I don't get my fuck. Your parents arrive for you, too, would be so mad with you. When they find out. Now, if I go to this school. They'll ride for you.

They'll ride for you and be like, my son. doesn't lie. And you'd be sitting there like most of the time. Can't take this one, though. She found out she was lying. You may be go down there. I knew my dad would fuck them.

He was calling at the schoolhouse. Now, if I go to this school house, and then t-niggas is not a house. Nick, it's a fucking building. That what you're fucking up at all the talk. In this school house. And nigga, you know I'm lying. So, come on.

Man. That teacher ain't got no reason to allow you. She got her education already. What do you have? That's your problem now. You think you too, girl. But I'm fin to make you start going to bed early. You can put that game up too.

Hey, hey, you can't put that game up too. too. You heard what I said? You can't put that game up. Go in your room and unhook that game. Put it in my room. Oh God. Put it in my room. You can't get that motherfucker back so they got company. Man, go get that game so y'all get out of with all the grown folks in here.

Right. Oh, man. How we all had the same life? Because we was all fucking up at some point. They got tired of you bringing that game in there. Hey, hey, look at me. Don't touch it. And that game better be right where I left it.

That damn game. We ought to come out with a console. We call it the damn game. Play all the old games. Where I remember my dad, he told me my game was the reason why he TV were fucking up in the living room. So don't get up no more. My dude is not.

We're still in cable. That's why this shit keep fucking up in the living room. That damn bitch ain't played right since y'all took the game off. That's the biggest lie in the black community. That game is going to miss the TV up. Oh my goodness. That damn game. They say some bulls and that this TV ain't meant for nothing to be hooked up to.

be hooked up to me. What? What? It's an old motherfucker, R.H.L. Hook in the back of this motherfucker. This TV is perfect. This ain't that kind of TV. This ain't one of them TVs where you just be hooking stuff up to me.

Y'all ain't fin to put that game on my TV in there. Take that shit in the back. Oh. Wonder why you had no success. You're playing on the black and white. You only don't know what the 9-inch. You don't know. Nine-inch TV.

Oh, shit. Nine-inch. Oh, shit. Nine-inch. Oh. Those were the days. Man. Now they got virtual reality.

You got an Oculus. No, you got one. Hell yeah. You boxing? What you doing? Oh, man, I was on the other day whooping the shit at somebody. That's all I want.

I don't know what else they got for you. You got a bag. You got a bag. I bought him one and I bought me one. So you can go to the Metaverse on the Oculus? I don't know yet. You can go, though. Tell somebody you want to go.

I'm still taking it step by step. You know I don't watch the little porno on there. You can look all up in the room, bro. All back here, everything. That's kind of scared. Why you want to see the room? You can see all that shit, man. But you don't see all that shit, man.

But you don't see the camera man? No, I'm just saying you, no, because if you saw the cameraman, how you see it behind them with no care. I'm just saying, if you look back, some of them you might be able to, but it's just like, he waved at you when you're looking at that man. It's like, they can't see you. Nobody says.

You're just, pornoes would not make you to turn around in the footage. That's what it's like, it's like watching, like you know, you watch a YouTube video, but it's like, now you're watching. Now you can see that shit everywhere. You're like, man, you can see all this shit up there. It's shit crazy. It was, oh, all right.

It's made for it. Mm-hmm. Okay. It's dope. They got games, they got, you could work out, you could watch, and it's like, you could actually be there. Like, nigga, you can go to performances. Say, for instance, you want to watch, like,

that Shaolin Monk shit. nigga daylight it's two rows nigger so you you can see the shit right there like if you would have actually went there and bought a ticket yeah man I went to fucking Egypt at the pyramid me see cat got one I'm scared probably be doing some other shit ain't even I'm scared of I'm scared of yeah get one ain't shit to be scared to be scared to be scared Yeah. Yeah. Everybody gonna be strapped to that bitch and living in the...

I'm gonna be in that bitch good by then. I'll be knocking motherfuckers out with the right controller. No, that's all, Lord. He can't think about your bus drive on, bro. Don't sit down back there. Don't make me come back there. You know your big egg can't go back here. The family

The family They hate you I'm saying your crime mom on you I'm saying Prime Mom too Love You had some big cuts

On the bus Hey man They were leaving I wish I would have said it before she left She would A damn show Told you

That's all I used to do Man I used to talk so much shit on the bus Damn Shit talking Lox We had the only

Bus the bus and at the back of the bus it had two speakers on the side our bus actually had the radio still in it so we used to ride to school in the morning like bus 31 always had was the bus with the radio so motherfuck you used to pull up at the school and be playing music on the bus on the radio station yeah the bus drive bang some tapes yeah man you getting a nigger a hard time he played the radio so what i still was gonna talk shit whoever it was. Then we had, one time we had an old-ass bus driver in Mr. Wilson. Nick was crazy as hell. He used to try to get me a signed seed and shit.

Oh, niggas ain't going for that. Hell no. Hell no. I was all the way in the last seat. That was my seat. Not even the big seat, that little stupid-ass seat. With the hump? Now that little one that's like a half a seat. Oh, by the wheel? Yeah, like the very last seat on. in the bus oh yeah yeah right that was my seat so the window so you can go out

that little door yeah that was my shit that shit like when the teacher move your seat in the claire room hey bitch I'm I'm a man in the mind man my man my good bad teacher gonna move my desk say this her desk right she put you right she gonna put me right here at the end of her motherfucking desk like that's gonna stop Which way you was facing? Like, because the teacher did that to me, but she had me facing the class. It was just be like, say this,

like you sitting right here, this the desk, and then my desk was right pushed to the end of her desk. Trying to make me look like I'm Hannibal Lecter in this motherfucker. Like I'm the worst student, move your desk up here. Hey, hey, keep acting up,

your desk gonna be with colors desk here. It's don't use me of your threat. Motherfucking, this shit lit up, bro. School was a motherfucker. That shit changed now, though. Nowadays, these two, they ain't got shit to be scared of. I wonder where I would be in life if I still had to drink chocolate milk every day. You didn't have to.

But when you leave the choice up to a kid, that shouldn't even be an option. I'm just saying what if I would have just kept that going? With every meal, you drinking chocolate milk. Chocolate milk. You might have probably expired. Nicky eating lasagna, salad, and a chocolate milk. Chocolate milk.

I feel like chocolate milk is more likely to go bad because it doesn't get bought as much. In school, you had to drink. If you just drawn vanilla milk, like regular milk. You was a killer. Yeah, there ain't no goddamn way you could drink I want one of the little juices, even with the little dancing stuff at the bottom. Oh yeah, one of them grape, orange, them type of this shit.

Give me a little juice. Give me a little juice. I take the juice. That was a ghetto-ass juice, too, man. Because they always had, like, the fruit on there doing some weird shit. They'd be like an orange driving, a station wagon. What the fuck is this orange? What they got to do with the drink?

The grape juice nigger just in front of the liquor stuff. What the fuck is this light, man? What is this light behind the grief? Hey, man, we gotta get the fuck out of here. We've been just talking random shit for about two hours, man. Oh, this was, yeah, randomizer. This shit went about something quick. Swiftly.

These lights whipping our ass, too, a little bit. We cooked? Yeah. We baked and baked. Twice baked. Y'all had asses, gentlemen. Yeah? You went in there?

A couple times. Man, I don't know one time, no lie. I liked it. I'm sorry. We ain't got in trouble. This nigga was like, man, I ain't doing I-a-sense, my way, just sent me home. I had that same approval. That'd be the worst.

Man, my mama said, his ass was being I-S-S. He is not coming home. Right. I had to go to that shit for TARDIS. TARDIS. Y'all fucking cold. Hell yeah. A nigga being that bitch with a t-shirt on like this.

With your head, darling. Yeah. It was a dungeon, yeah. Yeah, being that bitch like this. A death separated and shit. Can't put your head down Freezing in that bitch Me'd be heavy at fault

Somebody coming out and bring some work Man used to They changed the tardy policy Like you used to be able to be tardy for every class five times Or six Something like that Before you get

Detention And then they made it Five altogether From all the class All the class combined So we went from 20 to like five because motherfucker used to just

go to class whenever the fuck man like Nick I got five tarts and they're about to start over as long as you don't

get the six when you're straight but then once they made it fucking five after three you get a warning you get 30

minute detention after four you get like 30 minute detention then you you could do because you could do 30 minute

detention got them to catch the bus. Oh. But hell, you get that hour of detention. That's a rap. It's a rap. You got to walk home. Hell yeah, you got to walk home.

No, detention made sure they started as soon as the bus was pulling off. They made sure they want to give you no hope of going home. Shit don't start the 305. You know, it doesn't count. It doesn't count. Don't be there in 305.

Over with. They ain't even have detention. Don't teach you when I'm staying late. Take your head to the office? The motherfuckers who did, like, the ISS and the detention, that was all they did. Cool, lad, a little job. They let football coach do an I-sense at all-school. So he ain't...

Because they don't know shit, now that we're grown. At every school. Football coaches don't know shit. He's some kind of coach. He's a motherfuckerhead. That nigga ain't that chilling. Chopin the other teacher, you might look bad. Hey!

Turn around. You know when you're eyes, everybody, you look for any kind of entertainment. Right, right. The teacher doesn't stop by that, yeah, we got a room full of them today. I don't know why they think it's a, yeah, they think it's a joke in it. Hey! You ain't got no homework? You need to be working on that.

Not you have something you need to be doing? Instead of watching us. Why are your ass in here now? No, teacher. When you get that what did you try? to show out in front of the other teacher's shit. But the crazy part, somebody would be like, look, if you get in there and he started talking

to Ms. Watson, y'all going to get out of there early. As soon as they get through talking, he's going to let you go. Right. School. You can't even go to the lunch room, nigga. They brought the lunch to you. Oh, he had to go get them to bring it back.

No, nigga, they may just go to lunch in ISS and sit there at the ISS table. Wow, other people's in the cafeteria. Yeah. But that would have been lit, though. No, it wouldn't, man. It felt like you're in jail when your friends see you with that group. Oh yeah, you gotta stay with the group.

Oh yeah, you can't even with a spit. Fuck, man. Nigger walking ballet. We see ya, I hit me on the milk. Hell yeah. See my snacks up, man. Send me mad fruit juices warm. Whatever, man.

Apples, oranges, anything. I'm hungry, be. It's cold out there. Yeah, son. Slap me them Doritos shit? I'm gonna take that and put that right here, man. Niggas do everything, just so the bag won't be crunching. Nika take the Doritos and put them on the notebook paper, have them in the death.

Yeah, you used to put chips on a piece of paper when they give you some chips. That's crazy. Shit, we were some fucking sandwiches, dog. That's crazy. It's because we had too many rules, man. They don't got all of them rules no more. Motherfugger used to take your drink. You could have a snack now in school.

Hell yeah, because my blood sugar is low. That's what you... You had your phone and everything. Man what? One day I thought my little girl didn't go to school, how she was texting me. Where are you? What the fuck are you doing? I'm at school.

They're just working off the iPad anyway. Shit, they're different. Now with parents. Oh, parenthesis. Parental units. I'm gonna say. We all are. Your child started school yet,

you still, like, you and that. Oh, he's starting school. Dacre? No, I'm teaching. He had ISS earlier. He was in ISS earlier. Turn around! What are you looking at?

looking at what he had did like what he did not man he can't do no wrong he slapped people out in their face here but people we just let it right oh man he's a baby oh man he's a baby but the slaps be at times when he's like oh okay like sometimes you might be trying to sing along to a song he'll just pop you in the mouth like shut up yeah that ain't for you Yeah, bha! Like, yeah. Yeah, look at you. Damn.

Man, we gotta get the fuck out of here, man. We've been out of here. It's time to go. This shit just was... This was a great... This was like the outro. The outro to the album. What album?

This was the intro. First quarter, 22. How's it treating you? We're out of here? First quarter was gorgeous, man. Oh yeah. We still in the fireworks. Yeah, man.

Right? The score look amazing. Oh, we, yeah. Yeah, man, we're just waiting on, um, the stock market and shit to go back up. Oh, man. It'll correct this. When we get out here, bro, what?

What am I picture that had fell off the wall? We threw it away. Bro, I'm saying. Hey. No, we threw this shit away. I mean, we gave you a chance. And you showed your ass, so... This shit crazy, man.

How lawyer can the nigger be? Shit, I mean, it is what it is at this point. Yeah. Yeah, we had to get rid of that shit, though, man. It wasn't... It wasn't... It wouldn't stay on the wall. It wouldn't stay on the wall.

It wouldn't your best work. You kept falling off. We're gonna put the one where you dressed like Snoop Dog on the little table. We got a lot better shit to work with. Hey, man, you see the nigga, he had a dick on side by side picking all, man. What? That damn Teddy Bell. They told him that nigga like Teddy Rusman, nigga.

I didn't realize how accurate was when they posted that person. Teddy Rushman looking at him. man. Yeah, man. All right, man. We did it. We did it. We did it.

85 South Show. We have this bitch. Yo. Man. Why? That thing was a first short 22nd. That thing is a bus driver. Why are you talking about that man, duh?

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