The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The BET Social Media Recap - Babyboy Jodys takes Ls | Ep. 173
Episode Date: March 8, 2019DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller and Clayton English connect in the Trap Living Room to talk about the BET Social Media awards, Mo'nique and Steve Harvey beefing and old school TV shows. Plus, the crew lo...oks back at the classic movie, Baby Boy and count all of Jody's L's FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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You know what, when boss came out there
and they motherfucking gang?
Smilkiko, you know what I mean?
Hey, man, you killed it on the dancing.
Oh, man, I appreciate it, man.
Now you're an international sensation with the dancing.
You know what? You know what?
You know what? You know what? They didn't get a chance to see it.
When they shot it, they didn't shoot it.
When they shot it, people at home don't even know I would dance.
That's fucked up.
Well, it ain't fucked over.
They ain't tripping like that.
We still had the grace to sit.
No, they ain't seen it.
Nah, I seen it, that shit, hold.
I know you were there, nigga.
You was hitting that shit, too.
I know, that shit was crazy.
Because a black man doesn't want to hear what he's doing wrong.
You know why?
Because society has already perpetuated
a system of wrong upon the black man.
So if a black man is just being wrong,
in a system of wrong, is he right?
Y'all stay tuned, man, I'm telling you.
See?
You ain't real.
Hey, fuck you me.
Okay, Coo, we got a question, right?
Before the world, Coole.
What the question is, Lou?
You want to ask you?
Yeah, you're asking.
All right, well, okay,
Loco hell on the internet,
because they don't know how the nigga be talking
on the computer.
So he asked the question.
Do stuff get wet, Coo?
My God.
Now we gotta have us a good timeish-ass theme
song.
Just looking out of the window.
blowin on some good dog.
Think about how I want to go grab a pile.
A good pile.
A good pile.
Niggas be selling me quarter.
Hatsin' I got a cupid.
Nigger out, nigger.
This what I said.
I said, I remember the first day I said,
I said, bro, I ain't gonna do this shit,
because it's hot out here.
Oh, hell no.
But I said, boy, you sound like a quitter.
You sound like.
You boy, you sound like.
What do you sound like?
Boy, I'm about to quit.
What's some shit in quitter?
We been locked up.
God damn.
Oh, my baby mama knocked up.
God damn.
My car need a pay job.
God damn.
My little sister's pregnant.
God damn.
the rap songs we ever knew.
I'm gonna just cut it line.
That's gonna be the only shit we remember.
No, I don't know.
Your Ozheimer's flashback is gonna be a fucking Jesus first.
175 for you, yeah.
The dope boy is going crazy.
God.
She's, her argument.
He said it like he's been running for a woman.
He said it crazy.
He was like, you can't just do it any kind of way.
Right.
Monique.
So she was saying, that's not cool,
don't say one thing in private,
and then get on the show and say another thing.
It's not cool.
Like, don't call me and tell me I'm right,
but then call me over here to tell me I'm wrong when we get.
Jody, little Jody.
Shit for good.
Call for your mama, bitch.
If niggas be going through problems.
God damn.
You all fucking jeez.
85.
85.
85.
80.
I'm on the leash.
Yeah, give me that one.
Like that one.
Oh, my goodness.
We'll be ready in the next five.
Are we recording?
No, we're recording, but we ain't started yet.
I can't afford to not record.
We in the middle, mate.
Smoking to the ceiling, me.
Smoking to the ceiling.
Perfect feeling mate, smoke a weed and get a good healing mate.
Come on, man.
No stealing, mate.
Put the motherfucking black out and smoke a blunt.
Because it's that time of the month that we get higher than a motherfucking giraffe ass.
Everybody got one, nobody passed the grass.
Damn.
What we doing?
Barbecuing or meal doing?
No, nigger, I'm just joking.
It looked like we're about to do a whole lot of smoking.
Yeah.
Passing.
The cigar you got is broken down.
So we can go smoke once again.
So we can go smoke once again.
Right here.
To the ceiling, mate.
I'm in the building, mate.
It's a good feeling, mate.
Smoke that's a healing, mate.
Ain't no stealing, mate.
Put the wheel on from the chairman, mate.
Yeah.
Got to kill the mic.
Hey, put the way from the chairman.
We know that's going to be.
Oh, we got to smoke, but, yeah, oh.
We gotta smoke, but, butt.
Let me see the light.
There you go, bro.
Let me see the light.
Uh-huh.
Well, there's probably be some gelato.
Gelado, capado.
I don't really get, but fuck, it's my motto.
I just want to smoke some weed.
Go pick it from the trees.
But it's hang from upside down.
down did you know that the soul beat up hill I'd be like how you grow that
yeah the soil you don't fall nigger this is let these niggas growing weed of zero
gravity these niggas don't go away upside down let's say that's how you grow in the
man they say because all the shit come down and then just come down and then we
go yeah we're breaking pictures man this is a problem we be holding the earth back right
Huh?
Shit might need to grow that way, nigga.
Have the tree, you need to grow from upside down.
But we're gonna put all the shit on the top of the earth.
Right.
Like, what are the roots in?
But this shit didn't back there.
Who down there ain't in the roots?
Like, well, thank you for to eat roots.
Spectacular.
Niggins.
Are we passing or not passing?
We're not passing.
We're not fast in celebratory.
I don't, I...
Hey.
In the beard of mic.
Hey, man.
Smonged it still in my.
It's a good feeling, mate.
How the weeds go away for the chairman, Mike.
From the children.
Smoking good building.
Puff, pass, and we're showing good love to the people
who be rolling the weed.
Because getting high is what we need to do.
Smoke one, smoke two.
Nigger smoke three, smoke four, smoke smoke smoke five.
Smoke six, smoke seven.
Niggas, smoke eight, n'all, going to smoke 11.
Niggas, smoke 12.
Nika, gonna smoke 15.
And all we want to do is get high and smoke good green.
Like Cody, nigga, if you got a good blunt, act like you know me.
Mm-hmm.
Come on now.
What you doing?
We're about to get high.
You gotta rapping the high voice.
I'm about to get high.
Yesterday I was smoking weed.
Bada get high.
Pass me the blunt, my nigger.
What's your high voice?
In your head.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It really be my voice pretending to be other voices.
I feel like it's an old me that be telling me like, hey.
My high voices is...
You might want to sit down.
They want to sit down.
You're this.
You did.
You did.
You did.
You did.
You know.
My high boys are the Sesame Street character.
Yeah.
Yeah.
My High Boys is a City Street character.
He's sound like pee-wee.
Pee-B-Hermmer.
You might have to sit out, B-C.
You high.
That's fucked up, d'nag.
I can't hate that nigga, huh?
That nigga, man, what?
That nigga was a legend when I was a kid.
Man, he was too, but he was dying out when I was coming out.
That was a legend.
That wasn't the, uh...
You got jacking off.
The clown and the, what it is?
He had the...
A big comfy couch?
Yeah.
That was about some weed smoking, too.
That was about some weed smoking.
Big cup of cow.
Yeah.
Had to me.
Everything.
The Lord Fishburn was on Pee-Wey Herman.
Yeah, the cowboy.
Yep.
Hey, you hate that nigga, Pee-Wee Herman.
Hey, you guys.
Where do I go?
Here...
Oh, man.
Like, stop!
Come on, kids.
Here.
Do you want to go?
Right there.
That he'll run back to me.
That nigga on the program, bro.
That nigga will be looking at the camera like,
here!
Pee, we had a playhouse, man.
Why he didn't rent like that?
He had a home girl who had pennies for eyes.
Remember the couch, the couch had a mouth and the little chair grabbed you.
Yeah.
That's why I'm trying to be in there going crazy.
And he had the radio.
And he had the radio.
You want to go sit on the couch?
Right.
That's what happened when you take acid.
He had the radio.
Couch, you're going to go love it here.
We have a good time here.
Nah, not, my, man.
You don't remember he had the radio homeboy
with the stuttering problem.
The robot, yeah.
And they didn't print the word for the day out there
and pee-wee's so petty, he don't even tell him
motherfucker the word of the day.
Somebody just say the word of the day, he just,
ha ha, ha, ha.
The whole house laughing.
Oh, you're supposed to pop up from behind the clock
and everything.
He gets a cat up there.
I can't stand pee with her.
I'm so glad he's gone.
Let me see a lie.
Pewey had a whole, had a whole four-five movies.
It's on the floor.
Here you guys.
Why do you want to go here or?
Nah.
I want to cut you off.
Nika, Peewey Herman was so big.
They made a rap song about him.
Do the Pee-Wey Herman.
And a dance.
The beat was cold.
That's still one of the coldest hip-hop old-school beats to me.
I know that.
Some say it's stupid and you look like...
This is why I'm gonna tell you to go to YouTube
and look up the Pee-W Harmon.
hip-hop song and dance.
They got a video for it and everything.
Peewee Hermey was in it.
Well, they actually took the clip from the movie
with him dancing in the bar
and synced it up to the rap song in the shit hard.
I think he was in the video though.
The slaps from that song,
they used on Ambitions as a riot.
Damn show did.
Yeah.
There's some drums.
Get busy y'all.
Doom do do da-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dh.
That shit was hard.
You're sold-a-a-a-gochia.
Oh, talk about it.
Talk about it.
I was a son-a-mooch-a-moochish.
Not quite, almost, almost.
There's some shit I can't let go.
Hey, man.
This is a shit I'm in here like, y'all.
Damn, why Gucci had to fuck up.
Okay, I got a question.
Did you look at it?
like, okay, are the G's visible?
Like, if it's no G's visible, I'm gonna keep it.
No, and maybe nobody are known.
Major of all the shit is, no.
But it's got G, like, you can't hide that as Gucci.
I'm getting the full price for my shit.
I don't get a fuck whatever.
You're gonna wear it once,
even if it's around the white people.
Probably about the niggas are buying it, bro.
Of course they are.
They're just buying it because it's yours.
Yes, they are.
They're trying to clone you, my nigger.
I'm telling you, they're trying to clone you, my nigger.
You're a profitable nigger.
You're gonna have to kill your.
If I see my twill, bro, I would be happy.
Happy hell.
What you were placing your Gucci with?
I've been fucking with Ballet like the motherfucker.
I like Don't Chabana too.
Well, you know, I've been fucking with Noah Vitard too,
but I always liked the Gucci because it was reasonable.
But Don't Chabana are not reasonable than Gucci.
But Valley is a good reasonable than everything.
But you know, Valley, their shoes range from like 450.
You know what I'm saying?
So y'all hear the problems that we're going through now.
We're blessed, thank you.
Because I remember I come buy no damn shoes.
What about them fair gum all?
They hurt your feet, though.
You know I ain't even into all that.
They hurt your feet.
I'm falling better though, but I didn't really into the, to the,
to the trying to figure out the next designer that I want.
I'm trying to figure out with Zara need to come out with a clothing line.
Target need to come out with some shit.
Everybody forgot about H&M.
They got some shit.
Oh, no, no.
So we back?
I didn't fucking in there, y'all.
I thought we were, oh, man, come on.
Let me tell you out.
Let me tell you why.
I stopped.
I stopped, too.
I never fucking with him like that.
I got them all, I had a shirt, listen,
I had a show, nobody had nothing.
It was a, it was a gallery.
It was 50, it was 50 stole,
but it was bedbathed me up,
every last store.
Everything, Yankee Candle's store.
You get cabalos right here,
you get bad chicks in this store.
Spencers,
Mughernerner, motherfugherty, Andy's pretzels.
You got journeys right here,
you got a journey's two and three down
and no footlocking, no left.
Lane Brian.
H&N was the only thing, I had to walk in.
I walked in, I said, listen,
how long it's been, since this shit happened.
She said, it's been about a year, I said,
I feel like we cleared away, you know, and it was the mama fault because...
You apologize to me now.
Yes, because your mom...
I damn me, I told her that, too.
I was like, hey me the niggins, and went down.
She said, hit, hit, hit.
You were like the first, you know, in a way.
Ah, they was happy to see you.
He was like, hey, how are you guys?
They were helpful with everything.
They gave a niggie.
What, you want something to drink?
Everybody want to get you anything?
I was like, yeah, thank.
But no, man, it was more so, you know, by blaming the nigger mama, man.
You know, I blame my mama, but I had to get a sweater.
It was cold.
That's fucked up, man.
You said they treat us, man.
I ain't know about H&M was, hey, man.
But you know why I fuck with them, because they were reasonable.
So I could go back in there for a $39.99.
$40.50 is going to be.
Because they got apologizing and prices in him.
But fuck H&M, we got a black H&L coming real soon.
What is called him?
H&M.
Come out with a clothing store.
They're called clothes.
For real.
Man, what y'all got, man?
We got this shit or whatever.
This shit.
Yeah, I fuck with him.
I fuck with him.
This go with that.
Call this and that.
This and that.
Oh, I'm going to call it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's all we got.
That's all you gonna get.
If it ain't on the floor, it ain't in the stove.
You're gonna be a whole bunch of you and shit.
Hey, can you look in the back?
Nick, ain't shit back there.
I've been back there.
That's hilarious.
I know ain't nothing back there.
Don't ask me to go in the back.
Shout out to the old players keeping the Ali Baba's alive and all the little little
You know, the little, uh, the little, the little,
the little, the little, the little,
the little, the little, the, uh, the, uh, abdu.
The other way that's it, you see that's it.
You see that's it.
Bugatti, you see that shit.
That shit, they made it like $300 shirt.
Hey, man.
That's a silky hair with a big-ass flower right here.
That made me think, do they have some old niggas that shoe heads too?
But they got a shirt.
Yeah, but they'd be like, come on, man.
Let me see what you got, Abdul.
Oh, they didn't do that for, for them church people.
The church shit.
I don't want no goddamn entwit, man.
You bought me some goddamn onswit.
What else you got, man?
He's got no gatins.
Let me tell you, my daddy, he ain't fucking
with Steve Harbysuit.
What he said about him?
Man, he's hating that little coochie in the back right here.
He hated that shit.
Hey, you know what?
That ain't no goddamn suit.
Hey, why don't when he turn around?
Look, see that thing with the spread open?
Look, that's a coochie, that ain't no damn.
A lot of old-school niggas felt like you couldn't wear
them suits to the church down in.
I said, there ain't no goddamn pimp.
That's a pimp, you don't wear that to the opposite of the law?
Look how long it, look at the jacket.
And by a knee, look how long it's tied.
Oh, he got a button.
Then watch when he turn around.
What, look, that's a coochie.
Right.
Man, I can't believe you told Steve Hart.
Hey, DC, it's the first shit he said
I'm a Steve Hart interview.
My dad ain't fucking those suits.
Yeah, I'm a red dick, right.
Get what he said?
Yeah, I made so much money off those suits.
Yeah, my back he did.
But you stopped wearing.
Yeah, boy, I know he did.
B, see, he left that coochie out in the back.
But see, he just stopped making his suits all together.
He didn't try to even get him fitted or nothing.
He just said, fuck the suit you.
Hey, he ain't even take niggas down easy.
He just stopped making them cold turkey.
He came back with a new Steve Harvey collection.
I don't know what you got over here, but dude,
did y'all see how man people got
at the Steve Harvey Monique conversation?
Yeah.
I didn't see, what happened?
Oh, he got to see the whole thing.
He told Monique.
Look, me black out here.
We can't just be doing it any kind of way we want to do it.
Yeah, he said.
And then he said, I can't even get that integrity.
integrity line but he yeah so he was just like he was saying he you can't break it
down play by play he was saying that you have to suffer the consequences of the
truth even if it is the truth it's a certain way that you've got to move about
because you're black and you're entertainer and you're at the upper level of
entertainment so she her argument was no amount no amount of money is gonna make her
sacrifice her integrity but he was saying at this level for what the amount of
you know what I'm saying, acclaim and fame and stuff that you have.
So how much did she want it?
What?
I was about the money.
She was saying that she took a stand because she'd rather stand on her intent.
And he was saying that you put your whole, yeah, he's saying you put your whole career on hold because you're trying to prove a point.
He said, you know, he was, his whole argument basically was you should have got your money and played ball, but you know what I'm saying?
And she was like, now.
They both were kind of right?
They both kind of right, but she was saying...
Steve just said it crazy.
She's...
Her argument...
He said it like he's been around in football.
He said it crazy.
He was like, you can't just do it any kind of way.
Right.
Monique.
So she was saying...
That's not cool, both.
Don't say one thing in private and then get on the show and say another thing.
It's not cool.
Right.
Like, don't call me and tell me I'm right, but then call me over here to tell me I'm wrong when we get on.
Right, because you could have hit me on the phone.
Oh, so that was...
That how she was like, damn.
That was...
You were just on my side.
Right.
And the other thing was, she was like, she called him and said,
and he was like, Monique, you're not wrong,
but you did it the wrong way.
And he's like, you told me I wasn't wrong on the phone,
but in public, you're saying I'm wrong.
Yeah, you can't play both sides.
So, I need a light.
So what did he say when she said then?
I need a lighter.
Uh.
Did he tighten yourself up?
Not really.
So what he said?
He apologized later, but in the interview,
he really was, he took the stance of fucking get the money,
and then, you know, we're about the integrity later.
Oh, so he shows, your whole point were looking at him like,
you ain't called me, you, right.
That ain't what you said.
Say what you said.
You're on here with this damn mustache.
Say what you goddamn sad.
But see, you're bringing that up, but after watching the interview,
I felt like that's what she wanted to say,
but she didn't say that because she didn't have the words
to say that without being, without it, you know what I'm saying.
I got to see it.
Pull it up on that screen.
I seen it, but I ain't seen it.
No, no word.
No, no.
It's all right.
But these are just, you know, and welcome back to the 85 South Show.
We don't get children in trapped living rooms.
You know what I'm saying?
That's one of the feedbacks I've been getting.
I know that people do want to get our takes and opinions on shit, but they don't understand that we know these people in a different kind of way.
Yeah, like we're like friends with all these people.
You did what I'm saying.
We're friends with all these people and we got shit scraped.
Right.
Like, it ain't going to be no problems around us.
We're going to get shit scraped.
Right.
This ain't no gossipy-ass name.
Man, no, we want to sit up and talk about a,
have you heard?
Have you heard?
Let's talk about what you hurt.
No, I want to be sitting on that fucking shit.
But of course they know we keep up with what goes on the comedy side.
Yeah, we smoke and talk about that shit on the bush.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
So have your conversation start with, did you hear about it?
I can't stand that shit.
How do you feel?
Did you hear that?
I'm gonna tell you when you know that shit be juicing.
Niggie be like, hey boy.
Hey, boy, boy, sit down, sit down, sit out.
When somebody tell you to do something, look, go to the car,
go go get a blonde, come back.
I, boy, boy.
Boy, niggins say some shit like this.
Hey, you've been on Instagram.
What on?
Get on Instagram, call me after you get on Instagram, boy.
After you get on Instagram, boy, call me right now, Sean.
Did this shit right here.
I'm telling you, folks.
Hello, hello?
Hello?
Boy, I can tell you about your boy, you ain't heard yet.
But who, ooh.
I don't want to be the first, I don't want to be,
I don't want to be the fur nigger, bro, I'm gonna call you, man.
He said, boy, I can tell you about your voice,
you ain't heard yet.
I don't wanna, I don't wanna be the furt nigga, what?
Nah, nah.
Yah, ain't that that, he's like, nah.
Hey, this is the one.
I don't want to be the one.
I hate that, damn.
I hate that, damn.
When a nigga call your phone and hit you about your old lip, man.
Little John, you sleep.
Oh shit.
You sleep, boy.
boy, I'm gonna get up, what's up?
Call me when you wake up, boy.
Call me when you, hey, you hear me.
All right.
Low, my nigga call you low.
Nick Carl, you be like, low.
Lo, hey.
Hey, you walk.
Yeah, low.
Go back to sleep.
I woke you up.
Ah.
Now, you gotta be up, up, you gotta be up.
You gotta be up, up.
You can't be up.
You can't be morning or you're gonna be mad, bro.
Go and get yourself up.
Hey, drink some water.
Drink some water so your brain can be
Clip.
Hey.
Clay.
That's up, dude.
Where ya, boy?
What that's been going on in the world where we don't give a fuck about?
Where ya?
Pull up on me.
Pull up on me.
What else we don't get a fucking about?
What that's going on in the world that we don't give a fuck about?
Can we be working?
Ain't that shit good though?
Yeah, yeah.
The government's not working and I see, I know all three of us was working steadily.
She goes working.
Don't you know what?
Don't you know what?
When bullshit like that happened, I'd the man go up.
When shit fucked up, people won't, some people,
want to laugh at it.
The government fucked up.
So let's give out a real question, right?
So since the government was down that whole time,
we got to pay taxes on the money we made through this year?
On the days, you got to prorate them days.
No, you don't.
It's like the cell phone call.
Hey, I'm going to tell you right now.
Don't play with them people, man.
I pay y'all.
I pay y'all.
You're going to close down for 45 days.
You don't get no money for that.
Give me that back.
We ain't even about to go there with them.
Don't even start talking about them folks.
We did all the episodes.
Now you're going to tell the government what you ain't
No, I ain't said that what I ain't, that was a suggestion.
We're going to pay that, you know, me.
That was a suggestion that somebody had to ask me to ask somebody.
I mean, go to get it all that, but, yeah.
You know, you got to clean that shit up at the end.
You know, we're going to go pay them.
Because somebody's going to grab just that part.
They ain't going to grab the part where you say you ain't going to pay.
But they got to get that part because we're good working me.
We ain't going to pay us.
We pay them.
What?
I'm talking about the model.
I take my taxes down.
You hear me?
I take a pencil with them.
Hey, hey, hey, Texas.
Who, Pam, me.
Texas, paid them.
Early, already.
Go ahead.
I paid my next year for next year.
Come on, shut up.
I paid extra.
I took my license and paid.
I didn't want it.
They'll send it back.
Stop sending us money.
That's what I told.
I took money out.
My license is paying.
I said, I don't even care about me living.
I want John to get paid.
Whatever I can do.
Whatever I can do to help the government
when the government fucked up.
You did what I'm saying?
I'm just trying to make shit.
I made a few phone calls.
I said, well, what can we do together?
Well, what can we do to get it?
What can we do?
What can we do?
And they said-
Have you tried to unplugging it?
What they tell you?
Plug that bitch back in.
What did it eat?
Blow the context.
Unplug it, plug it back in.
Blown the cartridge.
You know they hit me.
What is that?
They say, hey, get your ass in there and make them episode.
Distract these motherfucking man.
You better make them laugh.
I ain't bullshit.
What's you do?
What's that other boy you be with?
Y'all better get in there and do some.
I'm talking about now.
Why do you think I just start doing the whole type of shit?
type of shit. I was just, hey man, who here? Who here?
Hey, don't pose that the T.S.A.
I'm so late, boy.
Boy.
What you're talking about?
Well, you know how you got to go in that and do the little thing and shit.
I'm like, come here.
Now he didn't even tell you you put your arm or,
motherfuck like, you fuck the whole shit.
They're like, come on.
Oh, when the government was shut down,
you were waving everybody through.
I walked through the little thing, the nigga,
the shit beep, that nigga told me,
look me in my eyes and tell me you ain't got nothing.
I was like, I ain't got nothing.
I was like, I ain't got nothing.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
He's like, he ain't got no reason.
I want to see how many of that niggas stop, though.
This nigga, I'm like.
You know, you get paid for the pat down.
They get paid to pat people die.
Put your lying ass over that.
It's over here, man.
First time I ever heard the motherfucker at that poor say, man, they're like,
they got them job.
Hey, they did a funny part when I see, like, all the TSA get together, and they'd be like, uh-oh, mm-hmm,
they start putting on the glove.
I was like, oh, what you want to do?
You know what they're gonna go get?
Ask them, tell them you don't want to go through the machine.
through the machine. Watch how they fuck with you.
This is what the government shut down
really showed the government, bro.
That if all the niggas one day
got mad and decided not to go to work
would have really happen.
That's what the fuck. No, that's a real government.
Did you realize how many black
people work in fucking airports
and for the government? But did the thing, though,
the government shutdown is just niggas not
coming to a white house
to have a meeting.
That ain't really shut shit down.
Hey, you're gonna hang yourself, bro.
Yeah.
Where are you going?
Yeah.
Y'all thought I had ADD?
This nigga here.
That nigga ran out like a white kid.
Tommy!
I just want some skittles!
I just want some skittles!
I just want some skittles!
Like, damn, Tommy.
Somebody ain't on the toddler.
The fucking wrong claim.
Hey man, white people stop punk calling on your children, man.
That ain't nowhere near cool.
Oh, shit.
What else happening in the world?
That's what part of it.
Oh, shout out the said to entertainer, man.
He was on the radio.
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This is another thing. You've helped so many comments in their careers. So is there a lot of
anyone on your radar or on the rise that you think is the next big thing you know
it's a lot of great young carmings out there I like the the kid decent young
yeah okay and we just get a show a Super Bowl together he's really funny and you know
he sings he's like he's talented dude like he sing dances so but we get a show
a Super Bowl so he's a super talent guy Carlos Miller and so oh yeah
That's right.
They're the 85 South Show is a couple of them.
Chico Bean.
Okay.
Uh-huh.
These guys are really funny and I just think they got that next guy.
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Hey man.
Hey, what's up?
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That's so fucking dope when dope people fucking with us,
because.
I'm talking I put up on, first of all,
they had to sign the picture,
put that shit up on the roof.
And they found it so cool.
Signed everybody to real, man.
They were really, oh!
I fought with you all.
You had all the cooos on that, too.
You see it, oh, man.
Much love to all of them.
They were all of them.
Yeah.
I got a good.
Hey, yeah, they said my name.
They were like, and DC applied.
He's funny.
He was like, uh-huh.
They were like, oh, that new guy.
Next guy, Carlos Miller.
Oh, yeah.
He is hilarious.
He's crazy.
He is crazy.
I don't even think she's saying my name right.
Charles is crazy.
You know Charles.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, one of these movies.
That's where all the Coons and know me.
You know Charles.
You know Charles.
Charles.
I was like, oh yeah, they gave him good love.
That's a good love.
Smash and damn mega call me Charles.
You'd be putting that dick on the shaw.
Oh, Charles.
When she break it up in the Tucson,
Charles!
Last name knows.
Cholos.
Cholos.
No.
I went from Carlos William.
He got the Miller part this time.
He did.
Yeah, it was Carlo William.
The world Carlo William last time he shot me out of Colo Villa.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey!
Eddie five, Sacko.
Come on, man.
Everybody shot so.
The Co.
Let him get Clayton.
You know why?
You know why we, we.
We still win the first of all, give an honor to God.
Hold on, is this the time that we take to tell him
while we win it?
Yeah, okay, good.
This is a big great deal up to the social media once.
First of all, first of all,
yes.
Because we've been moving with God since day one.
Day one.
Yeah.
Wouldn't be here without the paths that he said before.
You did.
And then plus, we black on people.
First and foremost.
The man who owned this building is black.
It's black.
Come on now.
Hey, hey, at least this part, does.
Huh?
I don't know who on the back part.
Hey, hey.
First of all, the crazy part about it,
the nigga only owned a room.
The nigga lied and said he owned the building,
but guess what?
He fought it and cut and finally got it.
That's why we moved out here.
Come on, come on.
Come on.
Let's go, one more now.
We can smoke wherever we want to go to.
That's why we're smoking.
You remember when we first started,
we started off real, real, you know,
Humble beginning.
But we were like all in the studio.
It was rigid.
It was rules and...
You know what?
You know what?
I felt like us on Steve kind of like
put us already at a point like we already looked like
we knew what the fuck we had going on.
Really, really, what the fuck?
It wasn't supposed to be there.
Was it?
No, we really made our own name.
It was in that bitch.
That's why we had rules.
It wasn't even supposed to be.
Shout to Chad and Joe and everybody.
And Steve Harvest Sons.
Y'all niggas, why y'all.
Stop talking shit to everybody.
I know.
Y'all's going to be.
You know not get hired.
You're like this stuff and shit.
Hey, man.
Hold up.
We got to talk about this, DC.
They get hype, like, hey, bro.
What the fuck can we get?
What the fuck can we get?
Let me just steal somebody.
They have fun.
Y'all dig alone.
Tell them about the social media awards, man.
Oh, first of all, salute the BT.
Now listen, y'all watch the 85 South Show podcast, right?
Yeah, if you don't, you need to,
because we're the best and the coldest podcast in the world.
We are in the building.
Welcome to the stage.
My homest, Clayton, England,
Chico Bean, and Carlos Miller.
Come.
What we were talking about?
We're on the email?
Social media awards.
Oh, yeah, man.
We were lit like a motherfucker, Massachusetts, man.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I'm a co-host, man.
We were turnt up, man.
Hey, man.
My twin brother.
I love you.
Yeah, we did.
Yeah, we did.
Yeah.
I did.
No, we favor.
We favor?
Look at my mom.
Watch your mouth.
Watch your mouth.
I know you watch them.
Watch them out.
I don't look like.
I know you.
I'm joining in your head.
Watch your mouth.
Hey.
I'm joining.
I'm joining.
Because I would.
But it's not.
You know, my boss came out there
and did they motherfucker bang.
You know what I mean?
Hey man, you killed it on the dancing shit.
Oh man, I appreciate it, man.
Now you're an international sensation with the dancing.
You know what, they didn't get a chance to see it,
when they shot it.
When they shot it, people at home don't even know how to dance.
That's fucked up.
That ain't fucked up.
We still had a great sin.
No, they ain't seen it.
Nah, I seen it.
No, I seen it.
I know you were there, nigger.
You were hitting that shit too.
I know, that shit was crazy.
Y'all had some moves too?
I know.
I know.
It's all good because we still had to get shit on.
When you let the nigg.
up over you, you was just chilling like.
You can't, man, I didn't know how back to my black hand.
Nigger.
Nika.
How many times y'all?
The day before, that was it?
Did he ever fuck up?
Did he let him know before?
Hey, man, let me see how you.
I knew he was flicking.
Because he kept me in the back of my goddamn head, but hey.
That's all I was, I was waiting for one to move.
I was like, what?
You better get over there.
Yeah.
You heard that shit didn't happen.
It was dope.
No, no, man.
The whole show was crazy.
Man, snook to Mike Lick, B.T.,
I mean, for rocking with your boy, man.
Rocking with all of us.
Yeah, yeah, people got to know Mike L's producer.
Yeah, more definitely.
Ah, that's more, uh, yeah, manna, emmanuel, emma, girl.
Yeah, yeah, man, we're talking.
More big, uh, black people, shit.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Hey, what's up, Will.
April 7th.
We will be in Denver, Colorado at the Paramount Theater.
Yes, we will.
That is April 7th in Denver, Colorado.
We will be at the Paramount Theater.
Carlos Miller, Chico B, DC Young, Fly,
the 85 South Show will be in the building.
Make sure you hit the website and you hit the website,
Get those tickets because they're gonna go fast.
I'm telling you, Denver.
You've been asking for us to come.
Now we're coming.
We drop it.
Get those tickets.
Telling.
Every time black people shit, I just get happy.
You don't know me.
A lot of black people shit going on.
You've got the, yeah.
Majority.
I feel you, majority.
Mm-hmm.
I'm doing that show with Boogie too, the All-Star joint.
What, what?
Oh.
Yeah, when you set off.
When I can't get on.
You can't get on it.
I thought you did it.
I'm always gonna be in there.
You did it already.
I'm gonna be in there.
But I'm saying, didn't you already do it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's gonna be lit.
That's what I'm talking about.
I'm gonna do it.
Smoke black arms.
Come on, man.
This nigga will just get up and walk off
because that's how you know he made business.
What?
Oh yeah.
That's the moon.
I want to know how many times we walk out.
Somebody count how many times I walk out.
That means that's how much black success.
We are praising my, miss bitch.
This what you call?
Water.
Who water?
Will Smith, Jane Smith, and now.
He's bullshit.
Yeah, just one.
Yeah, I gotta go drink.
Boxing water.
They're putting water in a box.
Shit water.
Jet water.
He looked at it.
It's like, you know, a nigga, how?
Niggas just open and looking at it.
Bruh.
How did they get some water, bro?
They had they find water to save.
They got their own water.
And they give them water to Flint.
They out of their trip, they took a bunch of the water to Flint.
She was like, it's in a box, though.
Why they ain't got no water?
It's safe.
It's still ain't got the water.
It's a setup.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, it's some shit going on that they can't say out.
in public. Right. I ain't going to get too deep, but I'm telling you. That shit ain't happening for.
That shit ain't happening for the reason. Yep. They're going to a big ass tray right here, bro.
It's a big ass tray. It's a big ass tray. I can talk about it. No, fuck it. It can work like that.
I'm just saying, man. Just know it's more than me style. That's why he had to tell you with an
at trick. It's a big ass tray right there. You know what I'm saying?
Well, it's a muscle. It's a muscle memory, bro. I know, man. You got to remember.
We in the trap living room. We're in a nice place. You did what I'm saying?
When we get a rug right here, people are going to start taking us serious.
I already put it the order in.
We don't need no rug.
We get a rug.
But we're getting one, though.
Yeah, we're good, right.
I just think the shit gonna set the bitch off.
If we get a rug, it gotta be like criminal time,
like a little fake-add water, many fires, you know what I'm saying?
Like, we got a fake-ass fire fire, like some swore type.
What?
Like a fake fireplate?
Yeah, fake fireplate, we get some small.
We got to build up to that.
We're just gonna get the rug first.
That's what I'm saying, no.
They said that's $1.
Like, you're talking about Christmas.
Like, you're talking about Christmas.
Hell yeah, they said that shit at felt wrong.
Special occasions.
No, we ain't gonna get no family at all this shit.
It's gonna be a nice little, you know,
to set the farn shui off in this bit.
Yeah.
You get my life and shit.
Yeah, that's my father I don't want that.
Hell yeah, let me get to this other shit, man.
Because we got some comments from the fans.
You know they like to participate.
What does y'all?
What are you talking about to be in T world?
I loved it.
This is what it is.
I like to see people get recognized
for things that they're good at.
Right, right.
I don't like when you try to force people into a box
into what they're not, and then try to judge.
try to judge them off that.
So I like to see people getting recognized.
But you know what I like about,
I like how they after liven up the social media.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah.
Brought the social media to life.
You dig what I'm saying?
So, you know, every year, get better, man.
The second annual, you know what, you know what?
You gotta see a lot of motherfuckers do what they do.
Right.
Right.
You know them for that and they brought it that life.
Right.
Right.
So, BT, you did your shit.
Why they got a phone in there, bitch?
Yeah, they, something is going on.
What's going on?
Can somebody find that phone, man?
Yeah, we had a Miss Wilson, man.
We had, we had a pop-fice.
You know, we really in Gotham City, and that's the joker calling the bat phone.
Right.
The old bat phone.
That's the old bat phone.
Yeah.
I don't be telling y'all everything that go on in here, and it's my fault.
That explains that little bit of trampoline outside.
You know, old folk got that libelad trampoline.
It's a studium.
It's really just to get your knee back.
Yeah, you can't work.
It's a knee, it's a knee ball.
It's like, yeah, it's a trampoline.
Achilles Hill.
It's for physical therapy.
It's for physical therapy.
I thought I was going to tell you, get on the trampoline, and you bounce your ass.
Nigger, I can't, ah, I didn't get that butt muscle right.
Y'all niggins are crazy.
Hold on, that's what I was read, the fan coming.
We know the fans.
Somebody said, this podcast is for savages who know good niggas don't deserve that shit.
Yes, indeed.
Yes, indeed.
Give me some pussy, bitch.
I was speaking on that on social media the other day.
What happened, you see a man do some great things.
You always need to try to pay attention to the shit.
women he was fucking with.
Right.
Because some pussy just have greatness in it.
Think about that shit.
Every time you've seen a man go over and beyond, like this, his protein source had to
be exceptional.
Right.
Like, I wonder which, like, which groupies was in the studio when some of your favorite
rap songs was made?
Because they play a small part in that success.
Right.
Them niggas would have been, they wouldn't have been in the mode that they was in, had them
holes not been there. We all know.
Hose set a whole different tone.
Yes, they do. That why they're like holes.
When you're about to go on and a nigga come in and say,
nigger, it's some holes out there. It just changed the whole tone.
Right.
Whatever you was thinking about in the back of your mind, at the end of the day, it's some
holes came out.
But the crazy part about, you know something hard to just do shit, just so they're going
to have shit to talk about?
Yes.
Like I gotta go and fuck with this hole.
Did she make me feel good?
And I'm like, I'm in a feeling good moment.
But if this whole treat me like I'm like I ain't shit, I might have a
I might have a hit.
You got a hit.
Oh, this bitch ain't shit.
Oh, this bitch ain't shit.
She needs to suck a nigga dead.
Oh, yes, she do.
Ain't that right, Marvin?
Oh, that Al, which one?
That's Morgan, right?
Ain't wanna be sitting here, be like,
hey that right, Marvin?
Look at that hell, look at the hell.
Oh, nigger.
This comment right here makes me feel like we're
blew up, blew up.
Come on.
All right, this one right here is saying.
This podcast is for everybody who put the 85 South show on the TV
and have the family gather around watching like it's good times.
Ain't we lucky we got it.
Ain't we lucky they got a Wi-Fi?
Fucking man, nigga, if they want to be watching this shit.
Now we got to have us a good time-ish-ass theme song.
Just looking out of the window
blowing on some good dog.
Oh, think about how I want to go grab a pile.
Oh, a good pile.
Niggas be selling me quarter.
Oh, yeah.
Had said I got a QP.
My weed man locked up.
God damn.
Oh, my baby mama knocked up.
God damn!
My car need a pay job.
God damn!
My little sister's pregnant!
God damn!
Niggas be going through problems!
Oh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh-uh.
God-dell!
You're all fucking Jesus, man.
I mean, that is the song!
He just came up with,
"'Niggin' be going through problems.
That's hilarious.
God damn.
Hey, that nigga who at the end, bro?
He always did that shit.
Hey, hey, hey.
You know, that this big and got this that lot.
That nigger was in the orchestra before.
You got to think about how about that time
they're going to do it every time.
They ain't going to tell him to stop,
because they know he's going to do it.
God damn.
God damn.
to get a clean one, can we get one where you just,
God damn.
Nope.
God damn and you...
Nope.
This is my choir.
All right, one more time.
Let's go.
God...
Ah, well, we were almost there.
You know he ain't gonna change it, okay.
Let me see the line.
It's his choir.
That's fucking crazy.
That's how I'm gonna say.
Man.
We all can leave.
We can go back to New Birth.
This is the 85 South Show, man.
That is her.
Oh.
This podcast is for women who got their nipples pierce
and tell you don't suck one titty because it's so.
She snagged on her brow earlier.
I've been there before.
So titty.
So titty.
Yeah.
See how quiet it got?
Because every nigger thought about that one time.
Sure, yeah.
You got to think about her.
Amen.
I lick on it anyway.
Come on, bro.
Be careful.
This podcast is for niggas who knick through that little first couple of nicks
on their cushion.
You know that shit tasted bad.
They do.
Nick through it, brother.
You gotta stay in there.
It's mental.
It's all mental.
When she get wet, spit it out.
Yeah.
All wet.
Yeah.
Pee.
Hey man, I got a question.
I got a question for y'all.
Is pussy a fruit or a vegetable?
Fruit, depending on what she's been eating.
Depend on how she's been taking care of that pussy.
It can be a peach or a raisin.
Because vegetables tend to grow in the dirt.
And fruit sometimes will be on a vine or on a tree.
And so it's a little up there elevated,
so I don't know if you want no potato pussy.
That ain't have nothing to do with shit.
I was just asking randomly, bro.
You know, I've been catching a lot of hell on social media.
Why?
I've been saying shit.
I ain't know people got mad about it.
Bro, the cows so much hell.
What you say?
I asked the studs if studs got wet.
They do.
Bro.
Do you know how much?
They put it in the cup and pour it out.
See, they're gonna kill you now.
I call hell.
Because I wasn't asking like on some goofy shit.
I was like, bro, this does get wet.
I got two cousins, bro.
Let's do it right now, bro.
Let's have my cousin game, bro.
Let's have a call in.
That's gonna be some new shit.
They already have been forming.
They told you they're doing.
Each and every one of them.
No, my cousin in game.
My cousin is all the way, it's with it.
Why they was mad?
Like, LGBT, I didn't cool it with them, bro.
Like, DD4, I run all my.
I run all my LGBT questions through there.
So you're gonna clarify.
Yep.
What are you gonna answer?
I got two gay girl cousins, they're full of men.
And my best friend, she's a man as well.
So, they can't tell me that about nothing.
I'm gonna ask her.
I'm like, cause, you be getting wet, cool.
And then my blood, cuz, like, her mom and my mama.
I don't think you should ask her.
That just might come across weird.
I don't know, my family.
Talk about everything.
Well, do your thing.
I don't know.
I hate to be a family.
My bad for stepping their family business.
Come on, bro.
You know that how we talk.
Cah!
Oh, shit.
Ah.
I can tell that's how you greet each other every time.
Cool.
All right.
Now, let these folks know you.
You full-blown LGBT.
You part.
You part, and you know the junior's a man.
Right?
Right, fat, look, she said fat, fat, that's how you're doing.
She was fully committed.
I want to say, just you all, girl.
You all I'm saying?
We threw you in the same bathroom, bitch.
What's on?
So look, eh, fuck you need.
Okay, Cud, we got a question, right?
Before the world, Cud, before the world.
What the question is, look?
You want to ask you?
Yeah, you ask me.
All right, look, look, look,
Luke called hell on the internet,
because they don't know how the nigga be talking on the computer.
So he asked the question.
Ask the question.
Do studs get wet, Coole?
Tad the truth, Cah!
Tad the truth!
Y'all get wet!
They get wet, Cone!
All right, Cud!
Okay, all right.
All right, I'll go, she's like, I'll go.
All right, go.
Hey, man, I'm putting my hood back on.
Because you know what?
That just proved.
one thing.
What?
I was not wrong.
I was not wrong for asking.
How was I gonna know?
They ain't been over there.
They don't know what they're doing over there.
They was wrong for feeling.
You didn't broke the shit.
I didn't broke the shit.
You had to break some shit.
Oh.
Every time.
Bro, you said they get wet, bro.
I ain't know.
I didn't, I didn't.
That's a coochie.
I know.
Ain't no coochies you're gonna be like.
But did, but this is what made me ass, though.
They ain't about to put nothing in though.
put nothing in though.
They still get a feeling of a wetness is a feeling.
Mm-hmm.
So what I'm time.
If you kiss a bitch, she get wet.
But what if that's what I'm saying, though.
They ain't built like that.
That's what made me act.
They built the other way around.
I know, but it like, they get horny though.
See, they don't tell you, though.
You see how you leave with more questions than answers?
Right.
That's what made the shit jump off in the first place.
Right.
Because my bed friend, I said, so how y'all, how y'all,
you know what I'm saying?
like, look, that she, if you got a little scrap on,
she said, it's something, they ain't gonna tell you.
They got a little hook.
It's a little hook in there, like a little hook.
It's a little hook.
Like a little do-do.
Me punching the pussy.
He'll be punching them.
They don't go in there.
He just punched the clip.
He just did it.
He got a little pussy smacker back there.
It's a little smack-a-bruny back now.
You got a little smack-a-bruny back now.
Shut up.
They got a little slap around now.
They got a little slap around now.
No.
Hey man.
Pussy smacking.
They got a little swamper.
He got some of that, hey, what you do?
It's fine, man.
I'm going to tell nobody.
I feel like I'm being bullied on social media.
I feel like the people who don't like me and getting pussy are attacking me.
No, that's it.
Well, you just...
That's the truth hurt.
Yeah.
I'm being attacked for liking pussy, bro.
I gave my opinion on some shit, and they got mad at me again the other day.
me again.
You just explained a lot of shit.
We just, you know what?
They don't want to tell the truth.
And we just, like I just said, my cousin is a fully blown man.
This the one that really got me fucked up though.
She told the truth.
And you say, and she didn't even want to tell the truth.
She was like, ah.
Yeah, cuz we do it.
Ah.
Hold on you don't, you got a hugged.
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Your head is already waving, bro.
I learned that out when I realized my head one waving.
Oh, let me finish telling you my social media experience
how I can't express myself.
So somebody said some shit about Nicky Minaj
rapping about her pussy and Cardi B rapping about her pussy
and what was the difference.
I was like, because I said we,
where I should have said, I think people.
I said, because we believe Cardi B got good pussy.
And I think Nick and Minaj was just capping.
And I left it at that and then I put the phone down.
And then I came back, I had 10,000 fuck messages from 10,000 fake Nick and Minaj fans.
Oh yeah, they're on bullshit.
Boy, I ain't even said nothing bad.
Hey, boy.
Hey, boy.
You had responses?
What are the responses?
Let me tell you something.
It was tricks.
Everything, man.
But that was what I'm saying.
It ain't like I said, nothing fucked up.
You're fucked up.
What's up, foolies?
Nah, Dave.
It's a joke, man.
It was a joke, man.
We ain't gonna criticize in that world, bro.
We're not malicious people.
We don't say nothing we're ill intent, meant to harm nobody.
Now, turn the music off.
This is a serious business.
Hey, fellas.
Grown men.
You remember when you was 20, you could fuck all night?
Yeah.
You remember that shit?
A lot of men can't fuck all night no more.
If you want to go back to the days where you can fuck all night,
I know the people at blue chew.com and they have given me a promo code so me and my partners can
God damn go get the blue chew pills and fuck these women all night long because that's what they want these days.
Really?
Go to bluechew.com and use the code 85 South Show and get you a discount on your chewable bluechew.com pills because they're good and they get making me get harder.
Not saying that nobody's lagging in that department, but I'm saying if you want to hit it with the wrong,
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Go get you some.
Said blue chew.com and go get you some.
You can make love to your lady.
Come on, y'all.
For a long, long time and hit her with that wood.
I swear to God, I ain't lined.
It's a sexual stimulant.
It make your meat get hard.
It's a sexual stimulant.
It make your meat get hard.
Speak with it's on our mind.
How you're gonna be mad at me for that?
forever. How are you going to attack my opinion because it's different from yours?
But did the thing though, motherfuckers, the social media have gave people a
motherfucker right to even say something. Like my girl was gonna change her caption
because two people in the comments out of 600 people, two motherfuckles were gonna make you
change their mind. I said, baby, I guarantee you those two people were probably like
12 years old. Yeah. She's like, you're right babe, suck them. I'm like,
Like, that's how either that, or something just,
because it's a say-so, you know, we're paying attention
to that shit, you feel what I'm saying?
This is how, you know, back the day,
when celebrities had, like, fan mail,
we get fan mail every day.
Somebody could slide my DM,
and this is as close as fuck they can get to us.
Social media made somebody get, like, bro,
if you want to slew dog to hear your shit,
you can tag that nigga in some shit right quick.
Some bullshit.
You slide that nigga DM every day.
He even see the kid,
he's like, but damn, this little nigga
get on my fucking.
No.
He'll go again, but he gonna see it.
Social media then gave it away
for you to have to say so.
But you gotta be the nigga,
you gotta understand when
fuck that, fuck that, fuck that,
and just continue to do you.
Right, that's what all I do.
Real talk, that's how you gotta do it.
Yeah, that's the social media spill.
We have some mother-pugn't.
What's you saying, bitch, I ain't say nothing.
Oh, they're listening.
See, that you can't, they don't want us to.
Bruh, that's a prime example.
Damn.
You remember the other week?
when the iPhone was fucked up,
people could listen to you on FaceTime
whether you answer the shit or not.
Well, that means the shit
been on there the whole goddamn time.
Somebody hit the wrong
goddamn button they gave it to everybody.
I remember one time somebody called
me and I could hear their conversation
while the phone was ringing.
I don't know how to fuck you had.
You could do that too.
Like back in the day, you could do that
phone. You could hear that shit.
Or you could hit somebody
like a whole other conversation on the phone?
Hey, you remember the house phone
when you picked the motherfucker up
it'd already be somebody on there?
That's what I'm saying?
Like, it would be like, hell yeah.
But they'd be on some other shit.
Hell yeah, Bob.
You know, I seen that horse playing.
Oh, motherfucker.
Yeah.
Somebody didn't hang up from the last call.
He didn't talk about horses in them, motherfucker.
It'll never be like a nigga, Nicky.
I'll be some other shit.
Hell yeah.
I was over here.
Like, who the fuck is this nigga?
And I'm trying to disappear.
I'll be like, oh my goodness, bro.
That's the one thing about house phone.
You used to get a bunch of random ass calls, boy.
People, you don't know if these people were playing on the phone or now.
You ever get a call from just some random ass old person?
Who old person?
Who is this?
Who is this?
I need somebody come over here.
I didn't feel down.
I need somebody come to see me.
Well, ma'am, do you need help?
I do need some help, but you got to come over here.
Why are you?
I'm right here in my house.
You're on the floor?
No, I'm...
I'm...
Yeah.
Oh, boy, put it in him.
There ain't nobody putting in an old man.
Oh, bro.
What?
I love old people, bro.
I just like how old people just randomly start telling you
a story, you don't need no nothing about.
You know that girl be hitting on that boy.
Mm-hmm, I've seen it.
Yeah, she, they got to.
She got started to fight with them the other week.
I had to go down there and get the baby.
Don't stupid.
What?
Yeah, them kids stayed over here.
I don't know where they mama at.
When was this?
You remember.
That's the worst thing, man.
They're trying to force you remember some people.
You remember some people, you don't know.
You remember, Bobby.
You know my uncle here all time.
Nigger.
Bro, we threw the niggas a surprise birthday party, bro.
Tell my nigger forgot.
And we had eight surprise birthday part of that day.
Surprise.
Niggins kept getting surprised.
What's y'all all doing here?
Yeah, forget.
I'm like, hey, they do it again.
Surprise, oh, surprise, blah.
That's got to be the best part about that, nigg.
That's got to be the best part about it.
on your birthday with all of them.
Oh, man.
You just, yeah.
Who party is it?
It's yours right now?
Oh!
Hey!
Bro.
Who birthday?
We surprised that nigga had eight times that day, man.
That shit was so fun.
Okay, Jay.
Surprise.
Who birthday?
Nick is your birthday, d'nig.
These niggas that be living.
How you know an old person they live in how they look.
Hey man.
We laughing about this shit now, but you're gonna appreciate that shit one day.
You ever seen an old person who's mad they're still alive?
No, hold on.
That is the, those are the many people.
They can't take nothing. It's a nice day.
Fuck this day.
What's nice about?
What's your goddamn name?
It's hot.
I don't...
My wife died is...
and eight and one.
I don't, I don't, I don't,
I miss.
Oh, man.
You lose.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, we're going to be fucked up
if we live to be that old
because we don't remember
nothing but all the rap songs
we ever knew.
I don't remember.
That's going to be the only shit we remember.
Your Alzheimer's flashback
is going to be a fucking Jesus
for 17, 5, 3.
Yeah, the dope boys are going crazy.
Crazy.
When they hit a new jeez, all the dope boys go crazy.
Every last one on, I think of me.
Who? Larry Hoover.
Flipping word.
Hallelujah.
I'm a motherfucking boss.
I called the shacks.
You just sit there all day rambling,
rammed a mixtape mirror.
Bust that push over,
tell her bring it back.
Buss it, bust and push it over.
Teller bring it back.
What about the Migo's on?
Hannah Montana.
Hannah Montana.
Hannah Montana.
Hanna, Montana.
Hanna, Montana.
Traping out the bando.
Hell of Muntown, Amelisari, little mama.
What about a little oozing?
I don't really care she crad.
You're hard to do it with that.
Nick just sound crazy if you're doing it.
I don't even care she'd crad.
Money got longer, speaker got louder.
Nowadays, nowadays.
Put me to the end.
All my friend been dead.
All my friends are dead.
For real.
That's fucked up.
Because we're just buried Uncle James.
And flashbacks is gonna be just rap lyrics.
That shit's gonna be crazy.
That shit gonna be crazy.
What if we're at the old folks home
doing the exact same shit we're doing right now?
We're gonna have to go line up to get our week.
Y'all ain't going.
You got to go line up to get our wheat.
They're gonna give us weed and pills
in the same one.
They're gonna kick me out.
And they gonna be looking down on that,
these motherfuckin' still smoke weed.
Ain't some year alone.
They'll kick me out because I'm gonna still be in there
convincing all the old.
You can't get kicked out because you're old.
I'm gonna be convincing all the old bitch
that they pushy still work.
But you think you're gonna have that kind of man,
but you don't know you're gonna have an old fragile body.
You can't even run fast.
I'm gonna be in there still because telling them
that they pussy still work.
Like, let's yeah.
And then here, Bobber, you 702 bit, that pussy still get up.
It worked.
That puts a water on it.
Until she showed you that it really don't.
They put the apple sauce on it.
And it's not being like that.
And then what she showed you that it really don't,
you're going to realize that you're really stuck in that bit.
Shit, I ain't gonna feel it no way.
Pussy make noise like, like a basketball looking out.
They put that bitch on their road time, Bubba.
They put that a bitch on their low time.
I think I'm gonna just be, I'm gonna be roasting.
Like, I was telling me old,
well, your head is so goddamn big, shit.
Ain't nobody gonna fuck with you.
You gonna be talking to the nursing,
they're gonna be walking around.
Ooh, you look like you used to be musty
when you was a kid.
They're like, fuck wrong with bitch whipping.
They're like, don't go feed him.
That just fucked up, man.
Old people go to the doctor three, four times a week.
Old people are injured and they can get away with.
Hey, I'll rammed through.
Who are you?
Like, look, look, I'm hit your head back.
Amen.
All the people are funny is here.
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Ready to hand up, ma'am!
You better hang up?
Hey, hey, real-ass-teach, give a fuck down a nigger.
Big fucking back home five, six, sicker.
Price on my ass, so he called his pussy Tigger.
Fucking on the scamp, and that's bitch, hey, get it, hey, hey!
If you don't sit your motherfucking ass in, I'm going to beat the hell out with you with this damn boot.
What the fuck wrong with you?
What is your birthday?
Man, come on now, I don't do that type of shit.
You don't play this type of music.
What's the fuck wrong with y'all?
I told you that she'm going to like this, darn.
What the fuck you thought I was going to like this with y'all?
Bitch and pussy and shit. I don't play that shit.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
We're grown now, though.
When you grown, you ain't got that my motherfucking body.
That's crazy.
That shit.
She went to fuck off.
Bitch, what the fuck wrong with you?
I'm gonna learn.
I don't know.
I wonder if a lot of women show their mama what they do on Instagram.
No.
I mean, they'd be finding her.
They know what going on.
Yeah.
They definitely do.
Yeah, yeah.
My mama, I heard the church phone, no, my mom.
My mama said, what's about this thing where you roasted some girl with the braces,
the people at the church is like, they say you went.
She was about to call the police.
Did Nick Cannon come to get you out of jail?
What happened?
Why you ain't telling me?
You know, that's how church folk told.
What happened?
I'm like, man, nothing happened, ma.
I just want you to be safe, baby, because you know God brought you too far.
I need you to know that.
I was like, Mama, we're good.
You didn't got in trouble with the church folk, bro.
Bro, go to church.
You can't go to church, famous.
Everybody in church wants to tell you how they know you.
I remember when you were three?
And your mama brought you to me when you first got Christian.
They put that cross on your face.
I remember.
I'm like, no, you don't.
Did you just say that?
You remember when the pastor put some water on my face?
When I was three, bitch, get out of my face.
Please.
Please get out my face.
People are always lying about how they know you.
Like you don't remember your life.
Motherfug gonna tell me.
You know I used to be this shit, shit.
No, you did.
No, you didn't.
You had, I ain't never, I don't even know you.
My mama wouldn't leave me with you.
My mama wouldn't leave me with you.
No one just dropped me off a random motherfucker, man.
I know how my mom didn't leave me with you.
Come on.
At all.
You's a goddamn lie.
Lying that.
Hey man, welcome back to another rendition of the 85 South Show.
Don't let nobody tell you you ain't shit.
That's my job.
I'll be the judge.
Hey, man, that's a fresh-ass hoodie.
Oh, yeah.
This is, you know, you know what it is.
Merchandise.
They don't know where to buy it.
They should.
This is a great time to tell them.
85 South Show.
Yes, indeed. Go there, hang out, buy something. Just click a bunch of shit. Before you check out, go to the other page just to see what's on there.
There's some tour dates, some show dates, some pictures, or something, some links to some greater shit that you have, you know, you should see.
D.C., you're good. Oh, yeah.
Hey, man, that was real as hell how you call your cousin and give me some clarification.
Oh, yeah, more good. You know, like, I learned a lot by having so many people, you know.
approach me with the negativity, but it wasn't them that I was mad at.
It was the message and I felt like they were yelling.
Right.
You know, we can have a peaceful disagreement.
No, you're good.
Because I'm skilled.
I'm skilled in disagree.
It's a big ass trap.
My bad, my man.
Yeah.
I'm skilled in having disagreements with motherfuckers.
I went to law school to argue.
Clayton, what the hell you been up to, man?
Talk to the 85 South Show fans.
He's been riding, he's been moving, he's been producing.
What we had that shit to come out of air and time you come out?
So Clayton, what's you been doing?
He been writing, even moving, he's been producing.
He got three bad bitches, though, that singing that shit.
Claytime, Clayton, Clayton.
You know, this thing is fast and fast.
Broadway show, that shit is hilarious.
Hey, bro, that's why I be trying to tell people,
they'd be like, bro, how you really want to live life?
Boy, they would be like, boy, this d.
D.C. something else, man.
What you want to do, man?
Man, I'm glad I'm a family, man.
What you mean?
Boy.
You know, a lot of people don't like that shit.
What?
Being famous.
Yeah, they're stupid.
That's just hiring for their responsibility.
That's just me being a grown man.
Because if not, I'd probably be a little boy.
What'd you mean?
Man.
boy.
Nah, niggas is bad.
This is bad.
Hey, bad.
You're gonna be out here like that.
Y'all don't know me, man.
Yeah, you're gonna be out.
If the shit weren't working out.
Hey, what's you been doing, D.C.
He been moving, he been moving, he's been producing.
D.C.
Going the fuck off with it.
Oh, ladies, stop.
Yeah, little swambs you were saying now.
Yeah, man.
That's what I've been doing.
I'm what I've been.
I'm humble, man.
I'm very humble.
Well, you know.
That's your mother.
That shit's cool.
He been writing.
He been moving.
He been producing.
Bro.
If this ever came up in your argument
before you're a real hood-ass-digger,
your girl ever saw one of these
and thought it was a condom rapper?
Because it was wrong, yeah.
It's just a plot.
Goof.
Goof.
They got dizzed in the trash and find the blood rap.
Hey, bitch, it matched up.
Only your girl can make you something mad.
You don't want to sit down.
It's a stupid ass.
I don't want to be stupid.
Can't need to sit down.
Damn, man.
They're gonna fucking crazy.
You just sit down because you realize he ain't got no way to go.
Yeah, because you look crazy at it, huh?
What?
Any time you got somewhere to go?
He ain't standing in a bitch.
He ain't mad.
What?
What?
All right.
All right.
I got time for this shit, man.
I got time for this shit, bitch.
You're tripped.
That bitch ain't any saying no, what's you doing?
Ah, ah.
Nah, doing too much, man.
Yeah, nigh ain't got nowhere to go.
He'd be like, man, that'd be that bull shit.
That'd be tough.
I don't know.
Nigger, lay down.
Nigger, lay down.
They go to sleep.
That ain't.
Man.
Man, turn it hole about it, man.
I'll chop, man.
They go to sleep like in jail, man.
Man, all right, fuck all right.
Niggas be like this, oh, man.
Nika hold on this stuff.
So?
Oh.
You're just stupid ass whole, man.
Ain't it fucking up when you can't leave.
Man, what?
Can't go no well.
Ain't go no guy's little well.
Got to accept all that bullshit.
She just continued yelling every time she walked by.
And another thing, I'm just, you like this bitch.
Well, not, damn, why not get this one?
You tell him everything.
Oh, I forgot.
You put me on the anchor.
Can't put him on that knee.
That's what niggins gotta learn, bro.
If you, if it ain't your house, you can't argue back.
You can't argue back.
If it ain't your house, you can't argue.
If it ain't your house, you just gotta shut the fuck.
Even if you're right, it's still ain't your house.
That's so you lost.
Because at my house, I'm right about every goddamn thing.
Even if I'm wrong.
Even if I'm wrong.
I pay the most bills, so I'm right.
You can be right.
You can be right.
But that's the way black people raise you.
When you get your house, you can do what the fuck you want to do.
Get your house a niggins should have never gave you a house.
How many times have you walked off and you heard your mama?
Well, when you get your own goddamn house,
you can do what the fuck you want to do.
You paid not a nigh-motherfucking bill in here.
Not a what?
Don't close a goddamn dope.
Not a what?
Not a who?
Not a motherfucking now.
Not a now.
Come here.
Stand right there.
This is my motherfucking house.
This is my motherfucking house.
Turn around.
Like Joe, when Joe Mama told him some weird and shit,
if I want to have motherfuckers all up and through here,
I'm going to have motherfuckers all up and through here.
That nigga, a 22 told him.
What?
What?
There ain't going to 22.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
When you get...
He ain't about daddy.
You can't live at home when you grow.
You're the same rules and black.
Hey, see where the gangster nigger.
You can grow out of them rules.
Maybe I've been choked that dick ass.
I don't like you around my mama Melvin.
Because you're foul.
You're a dirty motherfucker Melvin.
And don't think one second, I'm gonna let you get all up in her head
and get her to kick me out like the last nigga did my brother.
Because I ain't having it, bro.
No way, no how.
A youngster.
Yeah, get your ass apart here.
That's right. That's right. Call for your mama.
I stayed off your ass out of respect for that woman.
But if it wasn't for your mama,
what broke your little ass down a long time ago?
Jodie?
Little Jody.
Except for good.
Mama, get called for your mama, bick.
Hey, wait.
Can call for your mama, bips.
And that nigger voice gurgled too.
That niggled, that m-m-k.
That is it, mom.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
You can't do you get a joke.
You can't get your voice joke.
That niggins that, mom.
He thought shit was cool, too.
He wanted to look over his shoulder, but he wanted to play hard.
Yeah, fuck, Nick.
That dick with a walker.
Well, y'all about to die, y'all.
Well, y'all ain't real talk.
He ain't played with Melma ever again, no, nils.
That need to walk past.
Hey.
That nigga Merle was like,
No, this, hey, this the part they topped it all the way on.
That nigga walked out with his mama.
Oh, man.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
And when he closed the door on his ass, he let it know, like,
bro, your mom finished something a dick, young.
No.
This one topped the shit all the way off, nigg.
When the nigga choked him and then let him go and said,
you want something from the slow?
From the snow.
Like, you're a real gangster.
Yes, I want a band-a-a-a-a-celsa,
because I got a headache.
Hey, what the niggins say?
What they got him?
That niggins said, m'am.
And then he licked his head.
He said, ooh.
That nigger, and they ain't smacked the head, is it?
And they act like he didn't do nothing.
Look, he smacked him and let him go.
He was like, hey.
Hey, that wasn't in the script.
That wasn't in the script.
That one in the script.
I know, that nigga Tyree were like,
Man, what the fuck, bro?
The lick or the slap.
That nigga.
The nigga lick, don't mean that.
Whoa!
Buh!
Hey, when they did the sting,
he choked them, but it wasn't the choke they rehearsed.
Hey, that nigga said cut.
He's like, hey, we ain't doing that one, man.
Y'all ain't that one, man.
Come on.
Hey, Melville. What the fuck?
Fuck, bro.
That nigga wipe that shit off.
He's like, my nigga.
You licked my hat.
This nigger licked my head.
Directed like this.
One more time.
For safety, can we just get one time?
Oh, y'all stupid.
Hey, man, that shit got me fun.
Let's just get one more time.
Oh, my goodness.
Sorry, if we need that same anger.
When you gargle, when your gargle, same anger.
Guys, we're gonna take it from chokesy, from the top.
He like chokesy!
We're gonna take it from the lick.
We're gonna take it from the lick and action.
What y'all think is stupid, bro?
A little flat.
Bro, that thing is true.
That was the niggins said when he grabbed him.
Mbba.
Mbba.
That nigga licked his head, too.
He tried, he put his head to him.
He said,
Like that was gonna come in the mirror.
That thing was like, ah, ah.
I'm like, boy, you're stupid, bro.
He ain't tried Melvin' ad no more.
He didn't even call his parliament about Melvin.
He called that Palo about the Blue Needs' door.
That nigga walked in there.
walked in there.
You're like, Jody, what happened?
Little niggas.
He said some little niggas.
He said some little niggas.
He jumped me.
No, this thing went out bad when you look back at it.
Man, what?
If you look back at it, bro.
Jody went out bad, bro.
He got slapped by his step, man.
He got jumped by some look.
They took a bite.
Why everybody messing with Jody?
That's what he wanted his mama to say,
but his mom was like,
you need to get the fuck.
out of here.
Bro.
No, bro.
The nigger got on the bike and the niggas were like, the niggas on their bike when he came
out of the stove.
He was like, man, he was like, man, he was like, man, man, he was like, you're
a grown-ass man, like, that's your bike too.
My 4-15 yo, and he's like, nigger, what?
They plied on his ass.
Oh, shit.
Hey, they talk on Johnny, bro.
Hey, that nigga walked up.
He said, what did you say?
This man, fuck you.
Hey, man, I'm done.
I'm just fucking done.
Oh, God.
It ain't stuck enough.
Ah!
I'm done.
Hey, that niggins in the house exhausted people like, Pete!
Pete!
What happened to do that?
And they were like, Kim!
Cam!
Come, Judy, Kim!
They whipped the niggins so bad.
They didn't work.
Oh, they beat that nigga an asshole.
Oh, that shit so, boy.
Man, I really just gave up on rolling this button.
They fired off on Joe.
I remember that.
And he said, what?
Oh, they're funny.
No, stop playing, man.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
Damn, Jody.
Damn.
He did make it look good
when he was going at it.
But he got a lit back
when he got there
with him and Snoop.
He did some gage shit.
Even then,
he almost shitted on himself
when that ninn shot his ass.
That niggas shot him.
He was like, shoot.
Nigger, shoot!
They were like,
God damn, man, thaw, thaw, thaw.
That n'n was like, that stoo stoo stoned on him.
He got hit again.
That d'nig was like,
then he was trying to look at him crazy, right?
He was like, he cut that light on.
That thing stuess.
He got swore on again.
That niggins, that niggins talk to retry out.
He cut the light on you.
Like, I think he's stupid.
Yeah, man, get your hands out of here.
He thought he's going to do some dramatic shit.
Bro, y'all, it's stupid, bro.
I'm dude fucking with y'all.
Bro, y' y'all, he did get swung on.
He did get swung on.
This shit funny, man.
You recapping Jody's L's.
Damn, bro.
You remember when he thought he got shot?
The first time?
Remember when they rolled by?
He thought of the drive by.
And he was on the ground, told him.
I thought I got to be.
I thought I was cool, man.
Tyree's gonna see this, you know he said it.
He's like, yo, fuck.
He just got that four brothers.
I heard that shit about to hit, he happy hell.
They got a sequel.
Hey, yeah, I want to see that shit too.
What shit, nigger, ain't four of them no ma'am?
No, he said they're about to bring another man in.
He said, y'all gonna be excited too.
There's gonna be three brothers and a cousin now.
And a cousin left.
Three brothers and a cousin.
Three brothers and a cousin.
Two siblings and a religion.
That's just sound like a sleephole.
I ain't gonna lie the Furbrother was all right.
The white boy, he's a fool.
Right now?
The one who's the head.
The head of a nigga, he'll fool with it.
It was three white dudes, right?
They y'all heard the line.
What's his name, Lynn Lisa?
What happened with him?
He said he would walk around looking for a nigga to kid.
Yeah, I heard about that.
Yeah.
Man, I hope he got an all-time or two.
Yeah, everybody's due.
Yep, he forgot.
But I'd never forget that.
Bitch-ass, nigga.
Mm-hmm.
These niggas be tripping, man.
I used to him, too.
I hope they keep taking their daughter in their movie.
I don't watch the all this shit.
Hey, yeah, every time he car, every time he go home.
Oh, shit, not like that.
Yeah.
Again, nigger, she's gone, bitch.
She out here, then.
The bitch is out of here.
Gotta go to Scotland, bitch.
Ha-ha!
Get your passport.
He fell on this.
I got the little top right here though.
He broke everything, man.
All right.
Keep breaking this shit.
Yeah, I don't know y'all get.
Give me an earpiece, man.
You want to call in my god, man.
You need to stick.
You need my head set.
I need heads.
Yeah, I got ADD, man.
Nake up to fit on this couch.
Oh, a hard guy.
This thing gonna be out of business when you leave.
Man, I don't have shit else.
He broke every fucking thing.
Nick broke the mic, broke the lights.
When when we wrap this shit up, he'll be like,
Hey, this he didn't talk to for a minute, man, man.
You know when a nigga go through his phone,
he don't want to beat me?
Yeah, I don't know what's your cash out, man.
Anytime a nigga look for some weed,
the furrow they go through his phone, they who got it.
Bro, that weed is.
Ah, but these hoes, they just start talking,
but he holds on Instagram.
E-Bits on Instagram
gonna crazy, boy
man, y'all want something
from the start? Hell, no, there's nobody leaving, boy.
That's crazy.
Hey, well, I've been around to me the thieves,
but I do them.
I can tell one of the thieves.
Anytime a nigga come in to keep your head down.
That by looking for shit to steal, boy.
That nigga looking up, though.
That nigga like this.
That nigga, that nigg is.
I don't want to look at nobody, but he is everybody shit.
That thing is like, boy, somebody got it.
I'm like, hey, who friend is this?
You're like, hey, how you doing?
How you doing?
Wow.
Hey, man, speaking of that cash up, though,
I'm tired of random-ass people sending me cash that request.
That's your credit.
You can't be putting your cash up online, bro.
I'm telling you all this.
Somebody got it.
That means you got to change it.
I got to change your name.
And you'd be sending you a request?
And you, mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-
I get requests, but.
You get requests.
I don't get requests.
I don't get requests.
I be knowing the people.
People be requesting, but they don't be knowing if it's me or not.
I just decline it.
I decline like a motherfucker.
My fucking be hitting me in my DM about everything.
I'm sorry.
I know this might not reach you, but I'm down.
And I'm like, yeah, but didn't reach me.
Ha!
You probably ain't going to look at this book.
All right.
I ain't look at it.
So long as you say that.
You know me.
Hey, you wrote yourself out.
You got to believe.
You didn't believe what made me think I'm going to listen.
I already know some bullshit.
No confidence.
This is a bullshit.
This what I'm about to read this in bullshit.
You ain't gonna read this big dog,
but if you do, I need about $2,000 bucks.
Nope, I ain't read that.
Yeah, they're about to put me out, man.
Hey, we're homeless right now, man.
Send me something.
Can't do it.
Don't even know you.
Then I'm gonna be homeless.
First of all, I don't even know if you're telling the truth now.
I ain't got time to figure it out.
You sure?
You tell the truth?
Send me a picture of your house that you used to have.
Hey, man.
Steve said that in his interview, too.
Steve said the best thing you can do for poor people
is not be one of them.
That's some cold shit to say to someone.
That's crazy.
I don't think I can tell a nigga is,
get work and stay prayed though.
That shit gonna come.
Nick's gonna be on this shit like right now.
They want right there.
They want it right now.
Because you're starving right now.
I'm Hoggerton.
Lacked.
Nika don't need know how hungry they probably is.
Like, look, you're hungry, bro.
I'm hungry in the motherfucker.
He's going to stay.
Man, when I'm fucking do with this?
Is this it?
You ain't hungry, Nicky.
Will that be more?
That what the nigg was saying, man.
Look, bha.
We ain't that dog.
I'm about to go.
I'm about die.
I think I got the bone in my neck.
I think I swore the whole boy.
I think I got the bone in my neck.
Oh, damn.
Like, you ain't hungry?
Shit.
Shout out to all the women who got the whole bone in their neck.
Right.
Whole T-bone.
Pull the meat out, still got the bone.
Still got the bone.
This thing got a T-ball commercial.
They got a T-ball commercial.
Who to me die.
I still got the bone.
Oh, shout out to whoever sent me this hoodie.
This faithful, I keep looking at those.
Faithful black man hoodie.
Oh, you're getting nice.
Yeah, somebody sent it to me.
I don't know who sent it though.
They say faithful black man over there.
What?
FBM.
You know what I'm saying?
All the pastors think this is my church.
For real.
It looked like.
What's the name you made up for your turn?
Methodist, too.
Yeah, First Baptist Methodist.
There's a little like...
There it goes.
There's Methodist.
First Black Methodist?
First Black Methodist.
Who's your pastor over there?
Let me try to G-check it on it.
Now, you say you were the what church?
Who's the pastor?
Now, who's the pastor?
I'm like this.
You're like you went to every church in America.
Like the first lady is.
I'm not familiar.
I'm not familiar with it.
I don't know.
You said how long you been going to that?
Uh-uh.
That was what Robin Johnson was there in about 1980.
He never reside, so.
If I recall, as I recall it.
I'm gonna call somebody over there of the Deaconess.
I know somebody over there.
I'm like, if you don't shut the fuck up, ma'am?
I'm gonna call somebody.
I hate no motherfuck they're stealing
in them old ass suits where the pan lid, big in hell.
They look like when they stand still,
they still look like they walking.
They'd be moving, they'd be like, wah, wah, you're like,
we got a big-ass pan leg.
But if it rain, but your pan leg gonna be heavy than the motherfucker.
Yeah, that's them old nigger pan.
I hate, I hate when it rained, nigg got on suits.
Those niggins stink.
Because everywhere they didn't been in that suit come out.
Bro, I swore on everything, bro.
I never understood that my dad is stay wearing suit,
so when the rain, I used to be like,
Hey, he smelled like corn.
Y'all ass stink.
Every time it rained.
Niggins smell like the back three pages of the Bible.
Ooh.
Yeah, crap.
You can cry.
The Bible do got a smell to it.
The back three pages got a different smell from the rest of the Bible.
They let you know, boy, it's near.
They let you know that it's near.
Anybody who don't know what Bible smell like, don't fucking talk about.
Mm-hmm.
You know what Bible smell like.
Nick at home, like, oh, man.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
The whole car smell like Bible, Nick.
Smell like Bible.
Mm-hmm.
Smell like Bible.
I'm gonna tell you which one everybody had.
That big, the big one, but it's navy blue.
That on the side, it looks silver when you, when you're, ooh, talk to him something about that.
That's that when you're slick.
And you can hear it when you flick, it'd be like,
the blue one.
The blue one, nigg, and that bitch was kind of slicked the cover.
Yes, it was.
And if you're really from the side of your grandma wrote,
everybody's birthday in the first couple of pages.
Come on, man.
Come on, now.
Look, that's my mother right there.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, that's my mother, and that's my father.
Yeah, that's your great-grandfather right there.
See, that's your Uncle Clemedia.
Everybody, don't fucking laugh.
Everybody in here, you got a fucked-up relative
with a fucked-up name.
It'd be like Clemenia L. Miller.
You don't know what the L stands for.
Nope.
Or you have an auntie named Johnny Ray.
I'm the only one with an auntie who got a man name.
Yep.
Yeah, your auntie Frank outside.
What the, what?
Not Frank, no, Frank, just Frank.
My sister Frank is out.
What?
Not like your mama's sister,
but like your grandma's sister.
It'd be like your auntie Frank.
Or you'll have an uncle with a woman name.
Yeah, your Uncle Gail outside.
What the fuck?
Fuck, not Uncle Bill.
What about Glean?
Uncle Glenn.
Uncle Glenn.
He was always too rough with the kids.
Mm-hmm.
He was mad.
Glenn, stop pushing them boys down.
It is.
Stupid!
Oh!
But what the hell you're crying for?
Uncle Glenn?
Put my chest too hard.
Glenn, stop playing with them kids so goddamn rough you're grown-ass man.
Oh, my sister, fucking up.
Yeah, your shit gone.
Hell yeah.
Look, he don't get me, he hates this naked by now.
Yo man, if these goddamn cookies fall out of my head,
he...
He...
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha.
Ha ha.
Ha ha.
Ha ha.
See.
Ha ha ha.
They got a cake for the hoop.
They got some cookies in there, man.
Moneycove.
All types of snakes, much Christmas treats.
How much you say it is?
Hold up, man.
That she don't get heaven.
She don't get heavy.
Yeah, dude.
She look like an African baby in fact.
Put the baby on your head.
God damn it.
Keep talking about that goddamn baby.
Man, you think the thing there's a motherfucker.
I don't put this money in my head.
This is gracious, O.G.
This podcast is for niggas who do whatever the fuck they want to.
You just go outside any kind of goddamn way.
Cook it, John.
Fuck what everybody else think.
There's somebody out here that will fuck with you right now.
As fucked up as you are, you're blessed.
Right.
People don't understand what a blessing is.
It's the niggies out here.
I'm grateful as fuck, you walk around with two feet.
There's a nigga somewhere that's like, look if I just had my other foot.
Right.
I kill these men.
You're ungrateful.
You know what I'm saying?
I can't wait to get this stepping into this shit.
Come on.
Come on.
You ain't what I'm saying.
Real funny.
You ain't going to know how much you bullshit until you see somebody do more than you with less than you.
Right.
Let me walk over.
Hold on.
I should walk the fuck off.
You should walk the fuck off.
And you ain't going to know how much you bullshit.
Say that shit again and then walk the fuck off.
do more than you with less than you.
Uh-uh, one more time they get it quiet
and then walk the fuck off.
You not got damn going to realize
how much you bullshit until you said
somebody do more than you with less than you.
Get the fuck out my face, get the fuck out my face.
I would leave, but I don't want to tell shit up.
Right, because we hooked up.
Yeah, we hooked up.
That would, because that deserves to walk off.
Come on, man.
Real problem.
Look, people out here trying to have what other motherfuckers have,
and they're not doing what other motherfuckers are doing it.
No, they're trying to live through the motherfucker phone.
They'd be like, oh, I wish I was them.
You can be if you put that phone down and work for it.
They don't want to do that because they don't break at a job they don't like,
and they want to live through another niggie shit,
but don't realize that job going to get you where you need to go.
What is your definition of hard work?
Let me tell you something.
I always had the mind frame up.
Where the position I was in,
I'm gonna go in to do what I need to do.
When I first got my first and last job ever,
I was parking cars.
Come on.
I made it my duty
to be the best parking attendant you ever seen.
The best parking this motherfucker in the last.
Let me tell you something.
This is what I said.
I said, I remember the first day I said,
bro, I ain't gonna do this shit,
because it's hot out here.
I said, well, hell no.
But I said, boy, you sound like a quitter.
You, boy, you sound like a quitter.
Like a quitter, I said, boy, boy, I'm about to quit.
What's the shit in a lot?
Boy, I'm about to quit.
Real talk, but I can't do this.
Hey, I can't do this.
You can't tell at least one person.
Hey, boy, real talk, but I'm walking.
Because we had to walk from the Braves stadium
to the parking lot.
I was going across the street.
I was like, but damn need cars, boy,
they're hot and fuck.
It's real.
Because then, you know, the pavement was black.
So the sun were coming out of the black
and bouncing right back up.
So I'm getting everything.
And then the car's hot too.
Forget what I did.
I found the way it stood through it.
I said, net day, I came out there with a whistle
and two jugs of water.
I said, I would not be defeated.
Come on.
Du-doo!
Doo!
Dude!
Dude!
Dude!
Stop, bitch.
I run this shit.
Oh, man, don't get a buck.
Wait, man.
You brought your own whistle.
Man, I bought my own whistle, but I bought my own wheel.
And I was still sending dope.
I was in on my, I was like, nephew, they needed 40.
I'm sorry.
Come on.
Dude, dude, bitch.
Don't go past me.
Sometimes you gotta go buy the shit you need to do what you gotta do.
But get what, though.
This one, I'm trying to tell you, though.
I knew I was gonna be the supervisor.
So I used to tell my supervisor I want to work overtime.
You know what that's called?
Who is?
Ambition.
I was overqualified.
You was ambitious.
Because they fired my head.
Yeah.
She said, this nigga asked for overtime too much.
He got to go.
Yeah.
You fucking up the bonus.
And I got the fuck home.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was raining and outside.
That's the best time to let the motherfucker go
because they can't really leave right there.
Nope.
They told me to go outside in the rain.
You have an umbrella?
They told everybody to come in and told me to go outside of Paul Carl.
They said, everybody come in.
Winfield, go out there.
I said, no, bitch.
Hey, bitch, we.
You and this on shirt, me.
I said, bitch, you want my whistle?
Because if you feel like,
if I'm overdoing it, like, you need to go outside.
You need to go outside with me.
You should have bought a whistle.
Come on, man.
We four, five, my stupid ass.
You should be like.
Anything it's possible, man.
There's a lot of motherfuckers out here working hard,
but they're doing hard work.
Even if you're doing hard work,
that doesn't mean that you're necessarily working hard.
Don't let these people trick you into doing the work
that you're more unqualified to do, man.
You have a fucking brain, bro.
That's the subliminal message.
It's a difference between hard label.
Yeah.
You letting them use your brain so they can profit from you.
There it is.
Talk to him, Clayton.
Come on, man.
You just said it, that was it.
Hard labor.
Say it again.
Hey, man, look, I forgot what I just said.
But don't let them profit off your brain.
They can rewind.
Nicky said it like he just didn't say.
I forgot what I said.
But don't let them profit off your brain.
Now see, this is where the 85 South Show
turns into a motivational seminar, see.
But see, the black man.
The original black man has been lost in society,
and we don't have anyone who's going to tell us what we're doing wrong.
You know what I'm saying?
Because a black man doesn't want to hear what he's doing wrong.
You know why?
Because society has already perpetuated a system of wrong upon the black man.
So if a black man is just being wrong and a system of wrong, is he right?
Y'all stay tuned, man, I'm telling you.
You ain't wrong.
You ain't wrong.
I need to have some music like that.
You killing the scene song.
There's go.
I'm in my dream girl, boy.
You ain't a row.
You ain't a row.
Welcome back to another episode of you ain't wrong.
You ain't wrong.
Yes, I am smoking.
You know why?
Because my mind needs to be liberated
because it can't be stimulated
in the economic oppressions that is America.
You see, a black man can't get alone.
A black man can't buy a gas station.
You hear all these motherfifers.
fucking said, well, why don't you stop buying sneakers?
What the fuck I'm gonna buy that's gonna put me on today
for $200 other than a bag of some substance?
Talk your shit.
You understand me?
Yeah, man, that's see, that's why they do
what they do when they're supposed to do it, man.
You understand, we got our backs against the wall,
but see, as a man, I must maintain and have my dick on the ground.
Yeah.
You might want to pick it up, though, because it's dirty.
Nah, man.
What I'm saying is, I walk behind my nuts.
That means my nuts go in first.
So when I walk in the room, I walk in dick first.
This is a lot of motherfuckers walk in behind their dick, man.
Yo, stay tuned, man.
Another episode coming up real soon.
Nick said he walked in in front of his dick.
Yeah, I was like, all right.
What do you want to do?
What if it's a revolving door,
you know, shit, go get caught, mama.
Okay, I'm telling y'all, man.
Sometimes you just have to say some random shit
on the internet.
Somebody, somebody understood you.
It's some motherfuckers who felt it.
Somebody in the house was like,
bitch, that's what the fuck I'm just telling you.
You gotta walk in dick first.
Been saying that.
I've been saying that.
I've been saying, hey, bro.
You're gonna have all these get ready
to get the fight saying that shit.
Bitch, I came in here before my dick.
Look, I ain't yet you.
Remember of respect, I came in dick second.
Look, that's all ready to square away, sweetheart.
Look.
Hey, what if nigg did keep that shit in the car?
Man, my shit ain't even know me?
You're in the car.
And now a nigga gonna bring that up.
I don't want wave pants, my dick.
My shit down.
You're walking up in here, pussy fur.
He's trying to run shit.
Came in here pussy furze furze.
Y'all, nigga, is stupid.
is stupid.
Oh.
I totally detenties.
Uh-uh.
You can take them back outside.
I don't want to.
Oh.
You got to fuck with the OGs, man.
Got to go.
Because only them niggas say shit you ain't used to have.
Man, if all the bitch got to give me some pussy, she can keep it.
I'm so sick a goddamn pussy.
Oh, my God.
That's that.
That's all.
Shit.
That's all.
That's all.
Hell, I can make you pussy.
What?
That comes from an old nigger who ain't never had pussy when he was young.
He was young.
If still to the day, if all this they got is pussy, I'm straight.
You still ain't been getting no coochie.
That what that is.
I'm gonna be an old nigga that's gonna get mad if I can't find no cooce.
You're telling me a bitch they got no pussy for me.
All these years I've been living, I can't find nobody pussy that's there work.
Oh man.
Oh, I forgot to get a shout out to Rollo.
I'm saying for this son, man.
We just lost.
Oh, my boy, Rollo.
Rollo.
Rollo gone.
Rollo was a jeez.
Come on.
when they found the weed outside in the junkyard.
Yeah.
Lamarck Square is wanting to throw it away.
Rolo wanted to keep that shit.
Say, my man, what are you doing?
Hey, Rallo, what's happening, man?
Look here, I want to ask you a question.
Does that look like wild parsley to you?
You mean that marijuana?
Hey, look there, baby, it's just about ready to be harvested, too.
Yeah, well, just stay away from it, Rolo.
Hey, man, don't worry, it's enough for everybody.
Ronald's just stay away from him, now?
I'm not getting in the house.
Oh, Mekyll.
Why did you all man play at that anyway?
He didn't, Rallo.
It just sprung up all by itself.
Oh, it just sprung up, did it?
Well, well, what a fine spring we're having, yeah.
No, well, we got to think of some way to get rid of that stuff.
Hey, don't worry, baby. I'll do it.
Wait a minute.
I know. I'll burn it.
That's exactly what I had in a man.
We can't burn it, man.
If we burn it, then somebody will smell it.
I know. We'll turn it into the police.
Oh, you can't turn it into the police, fool?
What's wrong with you?
Come on, we got to sing this out intelligently.
Come on here.
I got an idea. I know it would work.
Understand.
Look at here.
Now, we know we can't burn it.
No, we can't burn it, man.
Yeah.
And we can't wrap it up in a bundle with paper because it would stick out like a sore thumb.
Yeah, we'll stick out like a sore thumb.
Yeah, somebody will find it.
Somebody will find it.
So here's what I'll do.
Yeah.
Instead of wrapping it up in a huge piece of paper, throwing it out,
I'll just get some little pieces of paper about this side.
And I take the marijuana little by little
and wrap it up in those little pieces of paper.
And I'll get rid of it.
And I'll get rid of it all, one by one.
Come on, Lamont, you know what we can do with it.
I ain't like, I ain't fuck with Lamont.
He was a whole ass nigga, man.
Lamont used to be tripping.
I don't know, Dad.
Yo, Lamont called the girl when Fred Sanford had two bitches to eat dinner.
And they was coming and he tried to shake one of them.
He called the other one was like, come over anyway.
How are you going to hate on your pops like that?
You're going to be like that, bro.
Friend Samper could have been rich every episode if it wasn't for Lamont hating that.
Like, Fred could have had.
The stroke of luck.
Oh, sir, you're going to go.
I found 15 kilos down.
Oh, Pop, we can't keep that stuff.
Pop, we gotta give it back, Pop.
We gotta give it back.
What you're gonna do with all that cocaine, pop?
Come on, really?
Pop, give me that stuff, man.
I'm taking it down to the police station,
pop.
We can't keep that stuff, man.
We're running a good clean, bent and stuff.
Fred, they'd be looking at today, like,
You big dummy.
You big dummy.
You big dummy.
15 brinkland cut cocaine and this is you on it.
Oh, friend, I came over here and it's supposed to be a disturbing.
Have you seen anything?
Nope.
I haven't seen nothing.
I ain't seen nothing.
Come on, Pop.
Be dry and swear, I'm telling what you got by upstairs, Bob.
Tell me what you heard in the attic, Pop.
Come on, Pop, come on, Pop, come on.
You gotta come clean, Pop.
Nigger, who are you?
That nigga, red or tan their ass.
You know, come back tomorrow.
I think I could find something.
Hey.
No, you're gonna put some of that shit up.
I think that's why they took all the black shows on TV.
Right.
Could we still keeping it rear back then?
Yeah, because if you think about little moments that you might have overlooked,
think about all them episodes of good times that they was laid on the rent.
And the white man come to put James Evans out.
And James Evans slammed the door in his face.
And then Florida would be like,
James.
Now look here, Florida.
We got the two o'clock.
It's still our house.
Two o'clock.
Can't nobody come to my house until two o'clock
to tell me what to do, Jack?
The whole audience clap.
That's right!
James do some goofy shit.
He owe the project $30.
He never even tried to answer his boss wore a front.
This nigga grab an old leather coat at a pool stick.
James, don't you dare go into that closet?
What's he gonna do, Mama?
He's getting his pool cue.
Dino Mike.
It's been years since I used this thing, but I still shoot a pretty good stick.
James, I don't want you hustling no pool, you promise.
I also promise to take care of my family.
Now, if anybody here knows another way I can raise the rent by five o'clock, I'll lay this up.
No.
Hey!
Don't you go out there shooting pool?
James, the Lord don't want you hustling no pool?
Yeah, well, I'm going to work out understanding with the Lord some other time, Florida.
Now move on here, Florida!
I gotta do...
I got to do.
There's rent man's at all I'm $30 dollars.
But Jay, what is that the family?
Shooting pool is gonna break the family out of order.
Really, bitch.
You may have to tell me all this thing
how to do is shoot four for him two out.
He could have paid a much worth of a wick.
The only reason he'll do it
because you said, what fuck is the family?
And the bitch is at the pool, huh?
I don't know.
I don't know.
What jane?
Now look at Marta!
I gotta go out here, I gotta do it, I gotta do.
Hey, Dad, let me go with you.
He made, that's his thing, all that time.
Every time JJ jump up to hell, he cuss him out.
Now, Junior, you sit your little narrow ass down.
But Dad, I don't want you shooting pool by yourself.
You don't sit here, Jr.
They're a dick is retarded.
I thought it.
Then Thelma fine hands come out of the bed.
I would never seen Daddy act like this.
Bitches for him, because I've seen Daddy egg like this.
Daddy always act like this.
Daddy mad every episode.
What JJ be like?
Dad, let me come with you.
Now, don't you sit on my eyes down?
Michael Bill Green with him.
Ain't nothing wrong with Daddy going down left.
He's a bad man in every right to provide for his family.
And he's really good boy.
Mama, boy is a white woman.
Then Walo come out the hallway.
Is Florida?
Is everything okay?
I just saw James.
He had his boostick with him.
You want me to watch the kids?
You know,
Florida, you know it's dangerous down there at the poolhole.
The one right by the laundromat.
It's some mean dudes hanging out down there, man.
Mom, some mean news.
What was on to say?
Some mean news.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Hey, that is too.
Told her, Florida, is everything okay?
I just saw James when it's boosted.
Nah!
You want me to watch the kids?
Oh boy, I remember that whole episode, bro.
That shit's crazy.
That's because it was every episode.
That is hilarious.
It made me wonder how much...
There's some shit that was on Good Town.
It was on Good Town.
That will be fucked up right now.
You remember when Thelma was about 15
and she got a grown man home?
Mama, I want to get married.
Keith is a football player.
This is a grown man.
You're going to pro.
You're tired of Thelma's ass.
He was really.
Oh, man.
All this is going to get.
It was good.
I had to admit, yeah.
I'm about to go to the pro.
Like, damn me, dog.
Man.
You bitch in the night crazy.
What are you doing?
They didn't came to meet up, mama.
Yeah.
You fuck.
Man, that's how fucked up society is.
They gave us 15 seasons of living in the projects
to make it feel like we was okay with living in the project.
The nigga watched this shit.
We're like, we got a show.
Nick, at least we ain't doing as bad as JJ,
it took it a whole episode to make you John Koolet.
Boy, that's hilarious.
You want to how many times you got to pay rent a month?
Really?
What's all paying rent every episode?
Every episode.
We're paying rent every episode.
We can't make it.
Oh.
To shut them episodes on the 31st.
Yeah, damn.
And some was all right, so it had to be all like on the 28th.
You were like, shit, bitch.
Then they came out with the Jeffers.
So they went through a whole month's struggle.
Nick, what?
And then they should jump in the 31st, and they fucked up.
But who was a painter?
Who was a fun?
JJ, a painter?
No.
Yeah, that was just his test.
But I'm just saying, if you're listening to the project and you struggled, that she were good.
There ain't no way goddamn Florida get to stay at home all day.
She got to go clean up some hotels or something, for some of that damn chicken.
How many rooms did they have?
Because Florida was already built for what?
She looked like she could be somebody, the hair or something.
Miss Florida, can we get some chicken?
Now, you know, I don't, you know, how they've been making me keep up with the receipts, now.
You got to pay for your food.
Florida could have managed the papas or something.
Florida didn't never have, she had a job.
I feel like she had a job one episode.
She tried, she tried like...
Now look at Florida.
You ain't gonna be going to work every day.
Junior needs you.
Like, come on, Jay.
Junior.
Junior, this d'nick is something he's the only thing in the house.
That nigga stayed man, though.
That's how you know the show wasn't real,
because when JJ got a job, they didn't make him pay no cable bill or nothing.
I'm shit like that.
He just strutter.
You know the first day you get a job?
You ain't got no check.
You come home.
Your folks be sitting there with all the bills like this and put them up.
Now which bill you want.
Go on get your one.
Pick one.
Pick one.
You get a job in the black community.
That's when you've grown for real.
They start treating you like you grown.
They don't even talk to you like you got a parent-child relationship.
Hey, come here.
Where that little money we talked about.
On your ass.
Bills is due on your first.
Don't let you begin no check though.
No child's a poor check.
And then you realize you begin to check?
Oh, you got some money, no thing.
You got paid today.
That the money used to ask me for.
Let me tell you what I was doing with the other half.
It was this right here that you got to pay.
You ain't black until you folks that shit is on your check.
That little money ain't shit.
You really think you're doing something.
Keep your little funk-ass money.
And now we'll see how long that lasts.
He got his chick.
Oh yeah, they're fucking with his little check.
He got his chick.
Forget I even ask for my little twin in a hawk on cut keep it.
He acutinny.
He got a little chick.
Never mind if I pay for all the food.
It's always a drunk auntie.
Fuck him.
He got a little chick.
That piece of that's in there.
Don't touch me.
Nothing about about your own food.
That's our food, bitch.
That's our shit.
Trying to be funny with your little chick.
Yeah, you can't even sleep in your bed.
You can't.
You got to pay bed rent.
Ooh.
Don't let you have to sleep on the couch
if somebody got company and they're coming up there all night.
Now you can't go to sleep.
Oh man, come on.
Because they're on your bed.
Where are they going home?
We're not y'all going home.
I just want to lay on that couch.
For 20 minutes
Now you got to be up
because they're covered up
Yeah they're talking up
You're a nigga high
They smoke
They're like you're holding another blunt
Oh damn
To try to go to sleep
Man man
If you're supposed to
If you're up in somebody
house and somebody walk in the living room
with some cover
Take your ass home, bro
That's a nice way of saying
You need to go on leave
Like in the knee
A girl walk out with the blanket on the shoulder, bro.
Just going to get your shit.
You got to go, bro.
Come on, man.
If somebody, a little boy get up out of the bed with the blanket,
man, I'm going to the crib.
No, no, you straight, no.
Just leave, bro.
Any time you see some goddamn cover, just leave.
In time, you see somebody look at you,
be like, oh, you're company.
You got to go.
You got to go.
You got to go.
You're unannounced, big dog.
Don't get a fight of here.
What's wrong with people?
What motherfuckers don't want to go home?
I don't know.
All they got to do is they put their shit together
and got them
Get the hell up out of them
Man, that's all the thing I got to do
Yeah, man, that's all that thing I got to do
They just gotta be like, alright, bit off.
Fuck with y'all a nigga, well, I fuck with y'all a nigga.
Now you gotta get them now, I'm about to go for it.
Hey, I fuck with y'all dick.
Man, what you're gonna be on the mark?
Man, what's you gonna be on the mark?
That one, that one thing ain't trying to hang,
what you're doing the mark, man, you know, shit.
Same on same old word.
You gotta work with the white man.
Yeah, you gotta work with him.
Yeah, man, I gotta go to work more than nine, bro.
Shit, you gotta go at nine, boy, I got to go to nine.
You got to.
What time are you getting up, what?
Shit, probably about it.
Yeah, I usually get up by six.
You know, I get out the bed by a shit, 20.
What, Colgate or Chris?
Yeah, Chris.
Cris.
Cris.
Cris.
Crimby, bud.
Bucke.
Bucke.
Your job, you pitted?
No.
Yeah, they got sued.
The white boy sued them, bro.
They can't do that shit no more.
No, real tough.
My job, my job.
My job, my job.
Yeah, I try to get on over there.
They wouldn't hit me, though.
Yeah, no, my people knew something like that.
You know, they got to do mad at me, but I slipped in on the old man.
So I don't see everybody on the old man in me to see me.
Yeah, I remember they hired everybody over that.
They know he's about to get fired, boy.
I don't sleep five.
Yeah.
Fuck good.
You get caught to the office of media.
Yeah.
With Phil.
Yeah.
You know, I'm straight.
I'm calling me to the office.
But I'm the head.
I'm fucking.
I'm not straight at my job.
I've been in my shit.
That was four men now.
Boy, your job's the little bit.
You know what I'm right?
I run shit at my job.
Yeah.
I really can go whenever I want to.
For real?
Yeah, man.
I'm the supervise, man.
Jake, I just going to put my time.
All right.
That's enough of that shit, man.
We out of him.
But before we leave.
Just act like we never came
For real
Cause we hide in the zombie
Yeah
Let it fade
How are you
Is it fade it out
That's just fade it out
That's who the podcast is for
Niggas who get
What the Fuck hat
And we'll see you
Bitches next time
On Reading Rainbow
85
Staying
Thank you
Come on Pops, you can't keep that stuff, man.
Nigger the good time song, niggins.
85.
85.
85.
80.
I'm in my dream girl, boy.
You in a ride.
You ain't around.
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