The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - THE BIG 3 W/ KARLOUS MILLER, DC YOUNG FLY, AND CHICO BEAN | THE 85 SOUTH SHOW

Episode Date: July 24, 2026

THE 85 SOUTH SHOW IS A COMEDY PODCAST HOSTED BY KARLOUS MILLER, DC YOUNG FLY, AND CHICO BEAN. ON THIS WEEKS EPISODE THE BIG 3 TALK ABOUT STOCK TRADING, THE PANDEMIC, AWKWARD FUNERAL MOMENTS, CLASSIC LIVE SHOW JOKES, AND SOME OF THE CRAZIEST GIFTS AND ARTWORK THEY RECEIVED WHILE ON TOUR!!   DOWNLOAD THIS EPISODE & MORE!!   Subscribe To Our Streaming Service Channel 85 https://bit.ly/SubscribeToChannel85 Shop Our Merch! https://bit.ly/85Jetlife2024 Unlock exclusive 85 South content by subscribing to Channel 85 & get 20% off 6 months with code 85PERCENTER - https://bit.ly/85PERCENTER Get the latest 85 South Gear from Eighty Five Apparel Co - https://bit.ly/85Merch .................... CHAPTERS: 0:00 INTRO 05:30 TRADING STOCKS 19:01 INVESTMENTS 21:26 THE PANDEMIC 34:31 CANCELED SHOWS 3 9:52 FAN ARTWORK 45:39 CRAZIEST FAN GIFT 57:18 FUNNIEST LIVE SHOW MOMENTS 01:00:21 AWKWARD FUNERAL MOMENTS 01:07:48 GETTING INSURED 01:16:20 TELLING ON YOURSELFSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Who says things like that? Let me see what I said. Right then. No, what I'm trying in? She's an old little bit, too, some light skin. What we got over here for the pimping for the day, J-O-N? What's on the pimping, man? What's on the pimping?

Yeah, man. Damn, man, you're on your young niggins shit today. I'm talking about going crazy. God damn. With his nephew that weekend. Okay, now you want to play stupid. Man, when you get this fat album in the garage band? You know, sometimes, baby, you just got to check what you need to check.

Hey, that's weird. That's weird. Bring the motherfucking chicken wing. Got some, got some. I Can't Woo I wish I had this one over school

Uh huh Can I go to the restroom To the to the what Can I go to the restroom I say what you gotta be Huh I gotta do number two What you need for me

We got a rap I don't have no rap Yes you do, yes you do You got Russian cream I'm on camera So I can't say what I want to say Well don't say it then I'm not gonna fuck up the paycheck

Say something like it I can't fuck up the paycheck Do you have something? No I can fuck it Hey, my God, come to the page. Oh, baby, bufah. What, saying eating Prince fries every day. I said, fly, got the mic.

Take a checkup. Need to go and get a checkup. You're burning. Thank you for rolling that backwood up for me. Thank you for rolling that backward up for me. Wee, he, he, he. Do the backwood theme song. Backwoods, like that weed.

No, they don't have weed, okay. But they got something you can put the weed in. Go again. They got southern sweet tea, original owee, banana ookie, banana foster node. This a knowler shit? We got no ATS? They got LA? Where you got no ATL?

That's the southern sweet tea. Oh, we got sweet why the fuck we do sweet tea? Ain't nothing sweet down here. Except the tea. Except the tea. Nobody even drank that shit. Sweet tea gotta be some of the nasty shit in the world. You don't like sweet tea?

Okay, stay. What's sweet tea sound like this? What kind of sweet tea is that? Untweet. That's how that shit hit your throat. That shit tastes like motor oil. Folks that'll be killing that shit. Ooh, sweet tea.

Ah, that shit ain't got no flavor. Who got the sweetest tea? The beautiful long cascade for your grandma, sweet tea. McDonald's got some of the sweetest tea in the game. Now you're talking about it. He got the best orange drink. McDonald's got the sweet tea.

You know who got the best milk shake and fries? Checkers. Checkers. Checkers got the best fries, but milkshakes? Nigger, get your vanilla milkshake. Get those check fries. You're going to have a great day. You heard.

What I'm saying. You rode, you a bow you blunt. I beat the part that I'll pose the light off of a. Sorry I didn't know what you was doing. Niggins bit the blunt like it tastes like swing team. You got to see how to play the game, man. A good time, bro. Hey, niggins said we were trading them on and time about,

we be streaming. Tell me we be gaming. Who said that? We ain't making no money. Who said that? A little chat we were doing in the morning. Y'all take game. We got to start making some.

Who's streaming? No, it was that because they could be blowing the couch out of me. It's what trade this shit. The nigga said, bro, we went up early in the morning just the game. Why that shit was so funny? Who said that a niggins that wasn't making no money? No, he was making money, but I'm saying the way for niggas be trading. Bro, you gotta fuck up some money in order for you to make some money, bro.

So why they can just be gaming until they start making money. Okay. So that's why the shit was funny because I'm gaming right now. You ain't been doing nothing? I ain't got no pay out. I did a little something on this account, but this one that I'm trying to get you. I'm almost there. I'm right here.

I'm almost close to evaluation. I got two funded. I'm going to get another funded. And I'm going to get like 10 more accounts funded. So all I got to make is $100, $200 a day on them bitch. So y'all be on the Zoom meetings all day. Don't be on the Zoom, boy. That shit be funny hell, boy.

Nick said, but we wake up early in the morning, but we're gaming. Ain't nobody make no money. A couple people that had made some money, but they don't blew them account. So they had to go back and get them again, but it's fun because you're around some niggins that want to get some money, so it's motivation.

You really just make adjustments on your mistakes. Once you make adjustment, I hit them for $4,000 once I blew my account yesterday, I said, I ain't even tripping, I'm waiting six o'clock. Wait six o'clock, hit him for $4,000. Say, I said, I know what's happened. over leverage. I know how I lost. Y'all ain't take it from me. What you did? What are y'all doing? Like, we day trading. Day training? Y'all think is waking up in the morning day trading.

Oh, this shit is fun. Oh, man. The shit is 9.30. Look at that shit. We'd be about 8 o'clock. Trying to get some money on, man. That shit right there. They moving it around in our face. Might of well. Trying to take away niggie jaws and shit. Really trying to put niggins on some money. You know what I'm saying? Like, you can day trade. If you at the, at the, Then the great part about a nigga, be good. Everybody train the thought and how they, you know what I said, educate their self is different. So a nigga who you might put on later,

learn some whole nother strategy, he'd make a way more money than you. He blew no account. Damn. He got on and went scrape and making some money, yo ass, still trying to get evaluated. But you taught him. But I taught him.

How this shit worked, John? I'm telling it. But see, it's psychological though. When you know you can go in there and make some money, you keep fucking with it. So you all. Overtrade, revenge, trading, and gave them the money you done made and then put the money back. Now you lost.

Once you get in and get the money, you damn got to say, all, I'm gone. What you're trading, though, I mean, stop. You're trading everything. Gold, oil, silver, food, technology. So what you're just guessing what's going to go on? No, you're guessing. You know, you see it. You got to trade with institutions.

And once you trade with institution, you're good. But if you're a retail trader. You're gonna lose. So you get a group of niggily. So when everybody make mistakes, you just adjust off each other mistakes, and now you get good. Welcome back to Stock Trading with D.C. Young Fly.

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I'm telling you, this should be fun, bro. Welcome back to Day Trading with D.C. see young fly. Oh, yeah, for show. Mm-hmm. I'm gonna put on, uh, neck in cold. Tracks, let's go. New music.

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Oh my God. And many, many more. Open your free High Heart Radio app. Search Delivering Happiness with Nick Titoo. And listen now. So what's the potential that you can make in a day? What's the potential that you can make in a day? Whatever you want. Whatever you want.

You can come up a million dollars in a day if you know what you're doing. Yes, you can. If you got the right account. Do you set goals or do you have a goal for the day? You don't want to make a million dollars. You just want to make a cup of $100. God damn. Wait a minute.

We're going to have to re-evaluate this course, man. That's cycle. That's cycle. They're saying, well, fuck a million. We just want to make a couple hundred. Because that psychology is going to lose, bro. You're going to lose, bro. It's damn, you got to mind fuck the fucking system.

The fuck, nigger, they are there to manipulate you. And, nigger, no. You need to get in with the big boys and the institutions, get your money, and you get the fuck out. That's how you got to talk to yourself. Because if not, they're going to take your money. These niggias is. But I'm saying, you limited yourself to a hundred?

No. See, this is what you do. Once you get good with a strategy, you get about 10 account. Okay, give me a strategy. Any strategy. I can't just give you no strategy. This is all charted up. I got $20, nigga, goddamn.

I know, but it's charted up. It ain't just supply and demand. It's liquidity. It's all that. It's higher time frame, breaking down. It's all that. And if you don't know what I'm saying, you're going to look at the chart.

I don't know what they're talking about. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. You got to decode. It's like gaming for real. You got to decode that shit. It's a, I love technology. So I sit there.

And I'm like, ooh, look at this shit. I'm just decoding this shit. Set up the mark, set up the talent. Then I, what I go? Five for five a loud week with my trades. So what does that mean? That means, I said, wherever that bitch was going, they went. You just took my lighter back.

No, I'm from to get it back to you. I didn't have that was a moment for me to fire up. Go ahead. Do it. You can even let me fit. What got you into this? I like getting money. A couple hundred dollars at the time.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying, babe. Nothing failed. I could help all. my family member do this shit, people who work from home, do this. Just do something. You like, just do it. So what you got to put in?

Man, you can put $100 for a prop firm account. They're going to give you $3,000. Now, this is why I like about the prop firm. They're going to give you $3,000 to play with it. But you got to make $3,000. And if you don't, do you owe them $3,000? No, you lose, they $3,000. Okay.

But if you'd rather lose their $3,000 than your $3,000. So once you do that, all you got to pay another $100. To get enough $3,000. Okay, oh man, but see I learned that later Okay, so I would lose my three times Nick At a time? Nickle you hear me I said I'm still evaluating with day three guys

So imagine if I play with my money all along I'm still evaluating Think I'm gonna go with night trading Fuck that day trading that shit is too hard I'm gonna stop with you line at night To see if that changed the game a little bit Nah it's fun once you get it bro cuz you only can go to the market close No it's the market right now The market over right now, it's calling me.

I want to look at the charts right now. Oh, you see what they do it, up that, up there, supply the man. I like that shit. You're my light on the man. Oh, you got to pull it up right now. You're over there with the chalk right now. Because you be sitting in my light time.

Bro, it's people right now making their daily paycheck, 400, 500 dollar day, just chilling. Traveling the world, doing the shit, you do this shit wherever you at. They hit me, I said, bet, I ain't need tripping. Six o'clock, hit that in 4,000. Got on fire up. I was done thin by,

30 45 minute. Done. Done. Done. It's not hard, bro. They tell us it's hard because they want us to not look at that shit, they want to be like on some other shit. No, niggas.

You get some money on in this shit. You sit down and watch it. I know people like, well, teach me YouTube University. When I go on, you know what I play. Stop trading shit. I ain't gonna do nothing to tell you some shit that I learned from him motherfuck This fuck that for 20 dollar course. They don't tell him that D-E-Fort so stupid they don't give a fuck

You know why they're not gonna take the chance to go look at all of them YouTube videos They're gonna they really say I'm gonna pay you Twitter dollars Go look at every fucking YouTube video and you tell me what the fuck you saw okay That's how crazy these motherfuckers is man make sure they don't want to do no word That makes sense so shit will pay me the fucking dub. And we're gonna lose and win together. I got you for the dub.

Because maybe I could teach you something. I'm just applying it wrong. That's what people don't know too, though. Right. It's psychology, baby. And let them know you ain't full of shit. No, I ain't full of shit because I'm making money. I'm just saying y'all niggins just need to be prepared to lose too

because that's called taking a risk. You're already teaching? Yeah. Stop teaching for free. You ain't going to have shit left to sell. No, they're going on the app anyway. They're $8.95. No.

So it's a free, it's a free course slash. Yeah, pre-course. You still got to take the class. We've been talking about this shit the whole time. I still don't know what the fuck this nigga talking about. YouTube University, man. And everybody we have. I invested all my money in socks.

Without the tea. In socks? Stocks without the tea. So socks? Like socks? Yeah. I ain't got on none. So who the fuck I need to buy?

No, but motherfuckers always going to have feet. For sure. I'm going to get a barber shop at a salon, man. People have grow every day. Fitting do some, my little need to do some eyelashes. We're gonna get some shit to gun around this, motherfucker. You gotta buy some infrastructure, man. I need three dump trucks and some contracts with the city.

So, we're gonna do some shit. It's all about the necessity, what people need around this motherfucker. I've been talking with the medical transport. Word. Man, I've been trying to get with that. You got the vans? Yeah. You put the old people in your van?

Yeah, yeah. That's fine. Yeah, yeah. That's right. Medical transport, you know, because that's the game, I understand. I worked in that field, so I understand, you know, it's tedious work. You know what I mean? But once you get the contracts and you know,

get the people. This conversation go right with this music. Yeah, exactly. That's what I said. It's like a financial situation. Medical transport, you say, Chico? Yeah. Do you got good credit, back credit, or no credit at all?

I ain't never trust them for they did taxes on the side, like in them little gas stations and shit. Them be the ones who get your shit right. They'll get you $4.500. I don't know how they get you 400, but they get it to you. I ain't never got it, but I heard stories about it. Yeah, but we're getting them $5,000. But next year, you owe $9,000. 19,000 fuck nine you owe 19 now and you go back to that gas station that bitch a chicken wing

place buddy ain't even there no more they don't say that part that was doing tax right there nobody ever doing tag you're talking about you owe so much money they about the garden's your check right this week yeah they don't know say that part of this door yeah them people had your tax is all fucked up you act like you suppose they got 35 000 dollars back I put my kids on there I claim both of them Nick, nigga what? Nobody, you know, ever family

ever got 35,000? Ain't no bags, exactly. You owe everybody. You facing five years in prison you were fucked around the DJ off taxed. Can't even find that girl. I heard she moved

to North Carolina. Yeah, she's out of here. She didn't delete her Facebook and everything. Took all y'all money. Man, got away with a clean 800,000 last tax season. Clean on the news and everything

Ooh she got away with tax bra I know one thing them people that did that shit during the pandemic lot of them are still skating around out here Oh don't think a wife for that shit Not in that money knowing you ain't got no company boy no you got no company or no employee boy they did during the pandemic new folks said all right no folks said they had a whole company with 50 employees got 150 Let me tell you something, bro. I can't go. They're like, where you're shot?

Listen, a nigga that was asking me to borrow a couple hundred in January by November 2020 was asking how much it costs to book all of us. The same nigga. I want to book the whole 85 South Show how much it caused. Nigel, I don't want none of that money you got. You can keep that money. I don't even

want that money to be nowhere near my hands, my account, none of that. Nigger, you're going to jail. You're going to jail. The fuck you mean, man, yeah. I know something about who to take it. Nah, I'm just saying. Yeah, no. No, that's what you're going to deal.

Man, them niggins were tripping. Bruh. You really think them fault ain't going to do that? Niggas was outside. People on to care. They were forcing themselves to be outside. You're that was outside when you were supposed to be in the house with money that wasn't a nigger.

I'm so oblivious to the shit, right? I'm literally, I believe it. I ain't heard about no. PPP you ain't getting nothing. COVID hit, but it didn't really hit. I knew folk one outside for real, and they really were saying, folk needed to go in the house.

Nigger, I go to the mall. It probably like left 30 in the morning. I know ain't nobody here. By walking this bit, it bit loaded. Line packed. Motherfucking, this bitch shopping. I'm looking around like, did I miss something?

What going on around this bitch? Motherfuckers is in this big cashing out, walking fast. I know it's a pandemic, but niggas in pandemic shopping, though. Big bag. Wow, that shit came out, four had pvp, I said. Yeah. Well, niggas was taking flights buying Christian Dior's, all of Ameri, all that shit.

All that's shit. All that I'm talking about going stupid, Lamborghinis, all that. I saw that shit hands on. I thought I was tripping. I walked in the mall. Motherfuck was in this bitch shopping. Like it was a pandemic, but they bawling. They get lured to lose to times.

Everything. It wasn't no Rolex at the Rolex store. And it ain't been no Rolex at the Rolex store since 2020. They bought all of them, and they ain't had to sell them back yet. You know, we were waiting on them. They were like, bro. We were talking to them. Somebody was like, somebody going to have to come up off some of these Rolex.

Not yet. I was looking for a deal. You know, I'd like to get my shit at a deal. I need a deal. Look at a fly. You didn't caught you somebody. You'd be acting. You'd be day trading and day deal looking at the same time.

I'm a thrifter. I'll catch deals, sir. All you need to do, call me and tell me what you need. I'm going to look for it. Man, I wait till a motherfucker, boy, yeah, I'm going to wait. I want it underprice. I want it at the price you barely need. But I don't even think.

You're looking back on the night. You're just trying to get rid of it. You're like, oh, here, all here, all here, all in. But that was six years ago. Like, I don't even think 2020 should count as a year off your life. Like, that shit wasn't a real year, bro. Yeah, the world. No, it wasn't.

It showed you what motherfuck would do when shit get real. You remember what happened during 2020, bro. White people was out with Dashiki's old kissing nigger's feet. It was all types of wild shit going on in 2020, man. It was? Yes. Yeah. 2020 was a strange.

White people were kissing a nigga's feet. Do you remember that one nigger that was crumping in front of the police? Yeah. Yeah. I remember that shit. That was 2020? Yes. Let me tell you how crazy 2020 was, bro.

I remember when I came, then we came now here. We first did them first podcast when we was fucking with the pandemic, nigger. I went to the gas station and put a rubber glove on to get my gas, nigger. With a mask on. With a mask on. What a man? What a wrong with that? Listen, your whole life you'd have been touching the gas pump.

We're from the ghetto, my nigga. You didn't been outside with a butt-naker crackhead running around the gas station. And never once did you say, you know what, I should put a glove on. He might have put his dick on this motherfucker, my nicked. You know what I mean? That's running around this. I should, man. You're out here in a pandemic.

Right. With a gynaecologist mask on. Bro, the guy was rapping. I see motherfuckers in the grocery store with all types of shit wrapped around their face, man. I ain't know that was a gunman. You know what the crazy part was? Oh, my.

The 20-20 wasn't the crazy shit. They still got it. I'm still wearing it. They still got it. My phone would be coughing. on their plane, bro. Oh, my goodness. Don't nobody be on to say, none.

Michael Jackson knew. Yeah, he been new. He been new. Michael Jackson, no. I still wear mine on the plane, because that right there, you hit one of them sneezes? And folks, they'll be standing straight, right now. That sneeze would make you wish you had a mad, mama.

You're like, bro, what the fuck? I'm like, no, no, nobody want to look back. I'm not only one that look back and notice the niggas. Like, yeah. Like, yeah. Like, what the, what the, excuse me? Are you dying back there? Nika being a play, mother.

Excuse me, fly the tent. Then back to back, motherfucker. You need to go to think about it. Like, you know what, bro? I'm not, I can't. That's who make traveling not fun. Them kids and them old folks. Oh, man.

Don't nobody want to say that. Them kids and them old folk, don't nobody want to say it. We be humble and modest. Yeah, say it. We be humble and modest, but I'm going to be real now. If you got a child and you know your baby in their crime, you gotta look as irritated as the people who don't have the tap. You gotta be looking at people like, I know he's tripping.

That makes us feel better like, all, all right, at least he gets on your nerve. Because if you just sit there and let that motherfucker cry, like you just, let's wake up. Your baby is in the crime. Pour your shitty out, man. We don't care. Feed that mother. Feed him. Man, we don't.

Damn, we don't, we ain't gonna look. Put the blanket over him. Feed him. He's hungry. Please go. Please. That's how no racism is taught. Early in the morning, white people cannot keep their kids from walking up to black people, man.

You'll be in the airport, them little kid, be fascinated by black people. They'd be walking all up for us. Hey, hey, come back, buddy. Leave them alone, but. We're so sorry. We're so sorry. We're so sorry. Come back, buddy.

Yeah. Some white people let their kids just wrong. Nah, bro. That's that the 2020 wasn't real, but we was having to stand six feet away from people. At least. They had the lines like, they had lines like grown out. You had the stand in the car talking on the porch. Yeah.

People were scared to get out of the car, give daps and shit, man. That was the craziest year in human history, bro. That's real, bro. Like, how the fuck did we manage to be grown people during that year? Can these four got an agenda? Man, ain't nobody go to school for a whole year. That whole little time. That why I'm cheering in a skip.

That three years, we missed education. Man, listen, man. Three, four years, them kids ain't learned shit. For some of them Zoom elementary, them Zoom schools. Go back and watch the Zoom. Man, the shit you would see going on in the house, Mama walking past, butt-nacket-knacket. Mm-mm, mm-mm.

Before had Zoom graduation. See, she was a Zoom sub. Teaching the motherfuck who ain't there. You was a Zoom substitute. Man, that's crazy Man Gotta teach my kids up on this zoo Amazon was jumping though

Yeah, fuck man I'm gonna do Got to teach my kids on the zoo Yeah It was crazy, bro Please cut your wife out Gotta teach my kids on this room Please do your homework in your room Teach my keys on the Zoom

Please get your Wi-Fi on You gotta turn your camera on Man, you know how embarrassed that was My daughter called me in front of all of them people And ask me to help her do a mad problem And we both was in there needing help I'm like, baby I don't, I never was good at this

I'm in that confessing shit That ain't got nothing to do with my baby I'm like I don't know baby I was never good at math I don't know what this is like I don't once they put the letters in the daddy's over Once the letters get involved I'm out of there I'm done for a plan to listen once the letters get in there count me out I'm finished I had a ball during the pandemic I had so much fun doing what I was at the house just invent shit to do man Every day was an invention 20-20 got on my nerves

Man me and my daughter was in the man that's the best part that We got to kick it like that You know what I'm saying during that time That was the best part of the pandemic But now we'd be laughing because man Me and my daughter got fat Than a motherfucker during the pandemic We was eating ice cream

Two three o'clock in a afternoon nigger We didn't know where you only had no concept of time We're in there frying chicken and shit Three o'clock in the morning Daddy I want some strip Fuck it Let's get them. Take them out.

Cook this shit. Cook this shit right now. And they're watching the last day. She don't know who the fuck Michael Jordan is, but them chicken tenants kept her right in front of the TV. Yeah, right, dude. I took that person. Exactly, bro.

That shit was six years ago, my name. My folks still want to go outside like it wasn't a pandemic. I wasn't even trying to go outside. Man, I had a ball. Can we go somewhere? I'm like, bro, do you watch the news? We can't go no fucking one. We can go outside.

And it dangles just going outside. And it seemed like they were targeting motherfuckers with that. Because every time somebody go on TV talking shit about that shit, they get it. The GDC, motherfucker, were lying the whole time, bro. All that shit would learn, bro. They come out now and they just said, all that shit would lie. People were just saying what they want to say. But remember the COVID wild and out season?

But we had to stay in the hotel for a week. We had to stay in the hotel for a week. We had to stay in the hotel. We had to stay in the hotel. But they made us stay in the hotel for a week. First. Before we could do anything, just us three sitting out front of this got damn extended state You know that buddy she crazy by how life here right now

Way out the middle of fucking nowhere in the middle of nowhere bray no McDonald's nothing closing me we we both in front of 203 people yeah we didn't bought air fries and shit we buy shit like we live in here and left we bought our own sheets and shit like we bought all types of shit like we went to talk when we first got there and looked like we was moving into a college dorm. I let my airbag. I left my air frown out there. I definitely left my.

We was in there air frying shit. We'd go into each other room. Let me get some of the nuggets you bought. I brought the studio. I ran out of nuggets. That shit was crazy. Man, that shit happened, bro. The pandemic.

The pandemic. They had the pandemic crimes. They had motherfuck going to prom in the house. We can't do that no more. We can't do that no more. that the pandemic, she's driving off of crazy. You've heard the chaos. Now you can see it. Hello.

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On the IHeart Radio app Apple Podcast Or wherever you get your podcast I think for a week we should just Quarantine just as a little bit Yeah, shut everything down Just for a week Don't do a pandemic where it's like you forcing people Like quarterly

Don't do that I remember I was in L.A. when the shit first hit right I was in L.A., they started shutting everything down So I'm like let me just go ahead get on the red out back home just so I could be home you know how you shut your phone off and shit get off the plane they got to get all the plane turn my phone back on it just emails the shows cancel cancel cancel cancel cancel I'm like what the fuck is the world in there man they shut everything by the time we got home by the time I got home but we ain't had no shows everything was over then

two days later while and out was canceled while it was on TV yep I'm talking about in the middle while in West Philadelphia, born and raised. I'm like, what the fucking's going on? My tripping didn't. Fresh Prince just come on. Fresh Prince came on. My little New York came on, nigger. That was a crazy time, my nigga.

Wow. You made it through that shit. Yeah, definitely. We was in Baltimore. Nigel remember we was at the show? At the arena. Yeah, y'all was at the show. They were turned.

They were turned around, boy. That was in LA. And then when they came to show, they were at the show at the show. But we was on our way to leave for the show. No, we was in the arena. Remember we was in the arena? We were getting prepared to go on stage. Y'all was at the hotel.

Y'all was at the hotel. We was at the arena. Oh, I seen the picture of them at the hotel. You might have been at the arena. We was at the arena, nigg, folks was coming to the arena. And I was like, man, they ain't just counseling. They ain't finished just turning away 10, people. Shit.

We're sitting in that lobby. Walking back to they called, nigg. Looking dumbfounded. We didn't the motherfuckal life. We were just sitting there waiting. They were like, man, they might call. Call what? This is what we doing? Yeah, man.

They finished shit the world. The world. Because we just did the show last night and we was in Maryland. No. Yeah, we were. We were somewhat, no, we was in D.C. We were somewhat close. Yeah, yeah, I did that shit real quick.

And they were talking about canceling that shit in nightfall. We did that shit. We were like, nah, nigger. Soon we go here, nigga, ah, uh. Shit, hey, man, world. Sit it. No, dude. Shut it down, bro.

Shut it down. I'm just like, man, what is happening, my nigga? I met the, uh, what's that shit in L.A. the little outdoor mall. I can't think of the name of it right now. They got the little outdoor mall with the Nike and shit at it. I'm walking around that motherfucker. Niggas is running out the stores,

running and jumping in their cars and shit. I'm like, bro, what is going on? I might have to go to the container store and get a bowl big enough to boil myself, man, this shit must be great. Go down. By the time I got home, brother,

the whole world was shut down. I just bought some more bullets. Bro, we was, we was, how he was going through the pandemic, we was riding down. ride down here but we was down here standing in the hotels while they was closed but it was literally three four niggins in the hotel while i was in there but atlanta never shut down for real no Atlanta never really yeah with the next with the mask on with the mask on bro i remember i seen

a nigga at the gas station with the blunt in the mask nigger hitting the blunt the man he ain't even holding the blunt the blunt the mask he's hitting hitting the blunt through the mask i'm like oh that ain't the real boy we ain't never shit now. The nigga than cut a hole in the mask and hit the J through the mask. Ain't no nigga would tell them, hey, boy, you can have Twitter people with them like, Bitt, but we got a party in this motherfucker.

Twitter niggins to show. Hey, those niggins ain't never shit now, bro. That's crazy. At all, bro. At all, at all, my nigga. I mean, I'm glad we can't through that shit, though. Everybody on the internet talking shit at the same time. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Going live. That's what that's what this shit came from What? Yeah This came from the pandemic I don't try to keep my compo Hey man you're terrible

They always do that I mean they just get the camera up They're on zoom man Naga they know what it looked like It's like it's going further back Chico? No it ain't going further back My shit actually long now my shit down here Except in the front

Yeah. You should have all the girl. That's what this shit came from. Look how Marvin Gay looking at. Yeah, exactly. That was when Emmanuel was in. That's crazy, bro. I got me a mold, right.

Ain't got no motherfucking mold on my mold. Damn, they did get you a mold. Who knows is that? They didn't get you Mojo nose. That's Mojo Brooks nose, they put on here. They didn't put Mojo Brooks nose on fly, man. Ain't my nose, man. You look like you part of B2.

I know, right? Glammerous My eyes It looked like that This thing got a Silt on my shit I want to be My name is

Tico Bean What's my name? Trico Bean Now we appreciate all the art work though Yeah, thank y'all artwork

Boy that one I think that nigga was trying to cast a spell on them I think that nigga had He was trying to take our souls with that pain. And we'd have looked at it too much longer, we didn't really look. Listen, bro.

That's the nickel. Bray, it was the build-up, bro. But the funny part is most of the people who watch this show and know exactly which one y'all talking about. You got to know which one we talked about. We left that motherfucker at the old studio. So we only know what that motherfucker ed. Well, that bitch was terrified.

That nigga said, hey, boy, let me change something out. That nigga lied that stuff. Like we in Bask out. He said, one, stay right here. You, you stay right here. Let me tell you. Not what y'all stand in order or what y'all bitches is.

Right this here. Let me tell you something. Man, it's gonna be the big pain you ever seen, you feel what I'm saying? Ain't nobody ever painted y'all like there. Let me tell you something. Hey, man, reveal that. Turn it around.

Hey, it's an NFT. Yep. He remembers that it's an NFT. He said it's all really work about. Yeah, he said it was a lot. He said it was working like a million dollars. On NFT. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And talk to the round. Who, who's worth a million dollars at hell? Man, that was the ugly shit and lame, man. That was evil, bro.

That was evil, bro. And they kept me in the studio like it was supposed to be motivated. I told them, nigga, every week. Get this shit out of here. Yeah, man, get that shit out of here, bro. That shit is drinking like this. I'm like, bro, look at this shit. This shit scary.

That shit was terrifying. It's February. This shit fell October. It's like a motherfucker, man. That she got the goat. That shit had the gold, bro. Lose on that motherfuckerger. Man, if you don't get this goddamn in the midnight,

something's looking in the dark, you start to scream, that niggott and painted a thrill of bitch. That shit was ugly, man. That shit was ugly. No, it was beyond ugly. That shit was evil, bro. I never seen, like, the funny part of it is this nigga. This nigga, low-stake.

Bro, this thing went. That the painting? Man, that shit ugly, bro. That you looking at it like you ain't nothing. Don't look at it too long, Craig. That shit ugly, bro. Oh, look at it too long, you're going to sing soon. Hey, man.

Hey, bro. I remember we was on the road, nigger. A nigga painting Duval. Duval looking at it. He was a villain the motherfucker. Yeah, all eyes look straight, and then Newball shit looks fucked up. That nigga said, oh, man, that ain't really. He said, oh, come on, man, goddamn.

That nigga fly was in the floor. I didn't even know what was going on. I can't, like, that's the thing you got to understand about us, world. We are all drawn to each other's lap. If I hear this nigga losing it somewhere or here, we got to come see what's going on. I hear this nigga fly hollering. I'm like, something to happen. I'm running around the corner.

I'm like, fly was wrong. He said, I'm like, what? He's like, he can't even talk. I look at Duvon. Duvon, he's about to cry. I'm like, friend, what's wrong? He was like, man, look at this shit. That nigga flipped that motherfucker around.

I said, oh, God damn. That's crazy. He was like, nah, but I just started on you today. He was trying to get you done. I didn't want you to not be the only one of their hair was, so I just started on you today. If you give me like a couple more days, I can fix this shit.

Man. Oh my God, man. Well, that's how he was crying. He was crying. He was crying. I had to go see. He said, I just don't know you to date. Oh, I want you to feel like that? He definitely said that shit. He said that shit. He was like, now, my bad, I just thought on you the day. I didn't like, they told me you wasn't doing the show. So I just like, you won't be there? I got to get him something.

I said, oh, my God. Oh, boy, I can do vile piss. Man. He was like, no, bro. I can't take that, bro. I can't take that, bro. as like that somebody didn't gifted you. What's the craziest thing

somebody didn't gifted you on the road? The old drug dealer gave me that chain. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, he was a street nigga, man. He had all the jury from when he was in the street. That ain't probably about 50, maybe 60 years old. He said, I got a piece for you, Chico, and D.C. And he had laid all jury out on the table.

I'm getting this to you. How you're laughing on? They ain't wet, though. My chain is. He ain't never any tour. He got it to him. You gotta go to Tommy T's. Oh, okay.

I'll be out there, man. He got it. What's the crazy thing somebody gave you on the room? Man, I don't, I think it's, I ain't nothing to maybe. He's at like the cougar. I had a cougar up whispered some crazy shit in my ear. And then she pinched my booty. I was like, yo, yo, oh.

Somebody gave me a, um, just the practice tattoo skin. What's wrong with you? The shit did you put over the tattoo? No, when you, when you practiced, when you were, when you practice. Oh, when you want to practice. tattoos, you got that shit in your house.

You still got it. See, you keep all that shit. That was a crazy shit, though. Too crazy. What about you, Nick? Man, motherfucker just be giving me shit that they swear gonna make the front of my head grow back. They give you, like, miracle shit?

Bro, I'm talking about everywhere I go. Chico, look, I'm telling you, bro. This shit got extra macho-mokin-moan in it, nigger. All you got to do is rub this on your forehead at night before you go to sleep, put some aluminum foil on the back of your head, and leave it in there, bro.

Two, three weeks, you'll start to come back. I'm telling you. Be real. Do you try something? I ain't never tried that of it, bro. Like, you didn't be in the mirror life. No, I'm not going to work. And I'm not going to disappoint myself.

How do you know it ain't going to work? Because I know it's not going to work. The doctor told me this shit is over there. Man, they might have the shit figured out. No, man. Like one lady, one lady, one lady, brother, fly. One lady, one lady was so cold, she got the mixing the shit in the dressing room. Oh shit.

The nigga swollen board her bag, like you got something for you. She pulled out three different jaws. She's going great. She's making it. She's like, I'm making you your own right now because I look right to take your head off. I'm looking and I see exactly what you need. It's not that there's just the follicles need stimulation. So I'm gonna mix this one up.

This is just for you. I'm just like, all right, baby. Oh, my mother is tarness and see. I got you. I got you, well, go ahead and put that together. You should have trash. Man, I'm not putting that shit on me. If I'm allergic to enough shit, I rubbed that shit on my forehead now.

I'm full up like kids and can't call nobody. Help me, nigga. I'm in a hotel room. My shit didn't blew up worse than what it is. No. No. Layla's hair food. Exactly, bro.

It'd be named shit like that. And saluting everything. Thank y'all. I'm not putting that of that shit on what it is. Hey, no, man, I'm not putting that of that shit on my head. But thank y'all for giving it to me to everybody that got the hair products. They got to show it with a before and after before you believe. And that, that I would respect.

If they showed up what a nigga that shit looked like mine and they did what it looked like before you. They diagnosed and you're just. Man, they're gonna get your shit to grow back. Man, they can get it to grow back. I'm telling you. I'm telling you, but I mean, but they be so passionate that I gotta hit a picture. People, you know what they act like? They act like, you ever had them niggins try to stay in a shoe cleaning shit at the mall?

That's how they be talking to me in the dress room. Like, look at me, man. Look at me, bro. I'm telling you, all you got to do is use this. If you use this, bro, you are half braids in the front, no time. Bro, look at me, bro, look at me, bro. I'm telling you, brother, I'm telling you, but do I look. Look at me, bro, shake my hand.

Shake my hand. So you can feel the energy, I'm telling you, but it's this the shit right here. I'm telling you, bro, we're going to make a million dollars. You use this shit and when people see this shit work, we have to free out of it. I can't believe you ain't you. Have you John said it? I do with somebody who come back with something in a birthday bag. I'm talking about in a one of them little birthday,

I'm talking about a wedding bag. You know the bags they give out when you check in at the wind. So they're giving you the hair food and the moisture. Hair food, the oil, the oil, the conditioner, the wash, everything. You can use it. And that's another thing they always. And you can use it in your bed. You can use it in your bed.

You can use it in your bed. You can put it in your bed. I'm telling you, bro. I'm little that shit, you're agitated. And I got to let them back because they be so passionate and they believe in that shit. Everybody who make hair products,

they believe that they are the next Bronner brothers. And not the person to disappoint you, but I just know that I'm not using none of that shit. Oh, but that's funny, boy, that shit that's not open up a whole market and people trying to send you head butter. Brother, everywhere we go. Head butter.

Head butter. head butter. Head butter. What boy said a head butter. Fly. Head butter from scratch. From scratch, fly. From scratch.

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She was like, these bullfuck are hitting it with the light. I'm like, oh, baby, you ain't cooking a brick. She pulled out some ginger. Damn, man, I'm telling you, brus. She's chopping up shit. Lemons vests, all types of shit. I'm Ruby Carr, the host of the podcast, Encore. Check out our brand new episodes featuring music from the show that everyone is reheating as we speak.

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That shit, girl, man. Listen, people are invested, my niggins. That's why I can't cut this shit. At this point, I feel like if I cut it, people are going to be disappointed. You ain't give me a shot. You quit before you gave me a shot. But you got to use somebody's kid. Somebody shit worked those jobs.

Somebody shit works. You got to go on the journey. You got to set all the products on the table. Hey, D.C., they already sit up on the table. He gets frustrated with life. He's slept on. Go on the journey, my boy. Listen, bro, I got so much of that shit at the house, man.

My daughter would be laughing like above. She's like, Daddy, you got so much of this. Oh, I mean, that shit everywhere, bro. You open up the cab, and there's something in the refrigerator. They tell you, that's the first thing they taste. As soon as you get home, put it in the refrigerator. You get a good till you get home. But soon you get to the house, put it straight refrigerator.

Head butter. You got to give each one of a two weeks span. Nah, bro. To see if it actually... Nah, you just want to see what I look like. My shit just all over. That shit gonna stop making my head growing places. I don't want no hair to grow.

They got hair on his knees out here and shit. That on your knees. I used the head part of the niggins that made my decaps grow. Nick, me, hair, the motherfucker. I'm hairy everywhere but in the front of my head. They walk around this, this bitch, like, Robbie Williams, niggins. Like, that's the fuck, man.

Yeah, man, I use that shit, man. Nah, man, I use that shit, man. Hell, nah. They got hell on his fingernails, no. Man, people be concerned about you. They always concerned. They're always concerned about you, man. Hey, man, for sure, man.

I appreciate the love without question, but, man, I can't. They covered that head butter, man, for show. Funny as fuck, bro. That shit can be agitated, like, to see somebody be like, approaching you with head butter. I got so fucking, Tico. And you're like, ah, I already know what this is.

I know what it is. So fucking head, I know what it is, because they come out with the jaw. Let's let me take some. Everywhere we go at the Wheaton Wands, when we was just in Chicago, At the weed and ones, I come around the corner, nigga hit the corner with the butter already ready.

I was looking for you. Man, listen, let me tell you something. This right here, this is what you need. I need go cap, I use it. I know exactly what you're talking about. That's just smooth. That's good. That's not putting on my head.

That black entrepreneur from Chicago. But no, you're talking about the nature's dessert. That shit dope. I'm not talking about him. It was a nigga that was behind him. That nigga came was like, yeah. I see you taking buck. I got something for you.

This right here what you need my name rub two dots of this right here one boom That's all you got to do he's go to sleep but I'm telling you to be straight you'll be You got to buy no more beard oil for a good five years I know they got all kind of They get you the beard or these are fuck that my shit gapy yeah yeah I don't like all that you been using your head butter you get you're using your beer bro you got you got You got to put some head butter and matter of fact y'all Now that you guys see, give DC the bed version of the shit job you're trying to give me for the front of my head.

Don't mind that. Don't give me. They're going to break me out. See, now you got to. When it's me, you got to give it a try. You do. You got to go on the journey. You have to give it a try.

No, I don't. You have no other choice. No, neither do you. I do. I can finesse this. Wow. Nigga, that's this. But you got all your shit under the bottom.

No, that's good. What you mean? You got the undercurrent bid. I really got this. You brought you a shit like dub C. I really growing this to give it debt. I really want to cut in. But you gotta leave it.

But I gotta leave it to make it look like it's full. You really ain't shit. You gotta thug it out. You gotta thug it out. Yeah, I'm thinking it's not, game. Let these motherfuckers know you mean bidding. Yon grown man, this shit right here mean, I pay bills and you do a little. Yeah.

That ain't what that mean. That's just what you attach you to. I pay bills. I pay my bills and my bills will pay. Yeah, I pay my bills and my bills will pay. Yeah. I pay my bills will pay. Yeah.

He's stupid, bro. That's funny. Right, you should have been here last week. What happened? Yeah, all right. What'd he do, bro? What do he do? What do you do?

What do you do? What do you say? What do you say? We were just talking about how your girl cheat on you and shit. Uh-huh. And he, the nigger fucked around and said, bro, would you find out your girl cheat on you? And she let the nigger fucking in the booty.

Yeah. Uh-huh. He been in there. You gonna take him, man? How you know that? Oh. That's rough. How you find out?

Oh, you see it? Oh, no. But you ain't do that. Oh, whoa. That's different. That's that. That's what that is. That's crazy.

You go down and you're like, wait a minute, babe. Whoa. Hey, no, you had hit right. Whoa. Got hit right? Whoa. You got hit right. You got hit right.

What that is? That's crazy. You get to hear your girl and her booty hole get to make a noise. Who, who, who, who, yeah. Like, what is that? Don't worry about it. And this nigga said some of the funny shit. Hey, man.

Not crazy, man. I don't know. What the fuck that shit came from? Hey, bro, that niggas, man. Both y'all, everybody, man. Just be said, y'all niggas, man. The source of some of the hardest laugh I have ever laughed in my entire life, my nigger.

I'm talking about you. Man, listen, y'all. I almost laughed to death in here a bunch of times. Man, listen, y'all. That nigga picked them chairs up and told that nake in school. Your mom's tears. It's just big. Hey, well, they got me out.

He was hate making my head, but I had to get him up off of it. Do you remember that show? Yeah. That nigga had to box a stage. Yeah, that niggins would cross him up and started walking like this. That teed him along, bro. Man, that shit took me out. No, bro, when you told them you fucking that bit and you fucking alone in your nits shit.

And you had some, you had some, my project, dust on his neck. Bro, he died. Bro, when he told that nigga he was dressed like casino carpet. Oh, yeah. Whoa. That was a haymaker right there. I ain't gonna lie to you. Listen, bro.

I remember I had this nigga laughing so hard one time, bro. I was, I'm talking about some real shit. I'm talking about my mama funeral. Like, you know what I'm saying? I had to go see my mama before this. the funeral and shit, me and my little brother had to go see my mama body and shit. So we walk in there and, you know,

we buried her in her favorite cowboy jersey. And the first thing that nigga Antoine said when we walk in the little joint and be like, man, why y'all got my mama titty sitting up like this? And I don't see her. I'm too far back to see what he's talking about. But he's mad.

Now mind you, this is our mama. He's like, man, why y'all got my mama city sitting up like this? And I walk up, I'm like, what the... Oh, nah. I'm talking about, man, bro. I say, man, y'all got to fix my mama's tip. Man, come on, man. What's that?

Like, bro, what is y'all doing, man? That's yeah. I swear to God, bro. I'm so they had my mama shit sitting up straight up like this, my name. Like the traffic cones. I'm like, hey, man. Hey, man, hey, man. Hey, man, man, send a nigga in here, man.

What's that? I swear to God, bro. I'm like, hey, man, hey, man, y'all got to fix this shit, man. I refuse to let anybody see my mom. Hey, man, get the fuck. Hey, what is y'all doing, Slim? What's that, man? I swear to God, man.

Be a man to talk to that bitch. Mad as a motherfucker. Like, bro, what's this? Man, what are you doing? Oh, I'm sorry, man. That's on us, man. We're supposed to do. I, so I apologize, man.

I'm like, man. Hey, man. You did not have to do that to me again. That's a true story, bro. That's true story, man. That shit was fucked up. That shit, motherfuckers don't talk about that shit. You gotta go through planet of the funeral,

nigger. That's the shit people don't talk about. That process of having to get a motherfucker in the ground. That shit is annoying. That's shit real. Man, hell long, Chico. That's true story.

That nigga, Antoine, lost it. So the first thing he said, man, why y'all got my mama's titty looking like that? I'm like, what the fuck? Well, I get up to the gasket. I'm like, oh, no, man, what is this? Bro, that's some shit. You don't even know you can complain about, my nigga.

True story. You got to say something when you see it. Yeah, you gab. Like, bro, I can't let the family see my mama shit looking like this, bro. This ain't either a dick. Nigga, what? man hell

nah what the family gonna say hey hey why how lit them I mean yeah and they're gonna say it to everybody but me

like man you see that boy let that one of the teeth look like that all that money that boy's supposed to be getting you got his mama getting there

and kitty sitting up like that can't believe this shit man little black folk man everybody Leaving the funeral talking shit.

I hold my taters shit up like the husband. Bro, that's the worst shit. That's the shit. Black people are the worst in death. Like when death hit, bro, you see who people really are in your family. You don't know your family. But you need all that,

because that's what encapsulates the experience. You think so? Yes. Why you say it? Because think about it, man. What? Every funeral that you go to, you definitely gonna cry, but you definitely gonna laugh probably twice as much.

I remember when my great-grandma died, bro, she had a cousin who, he's about a year or two younger than her, and he was at the funeral, he couldn't understand what everybody was saying. He was like, what are you all saying? Yeah, we ain't dead. We're alive. I'm a lie, yo, I'm still alive. Man When you're stupid

Man, man They bring the worst out of the family man I remember my uncle passed away My other uncle was walking around with that nigga coat on the day he died I'm like nigger You want to damn He was like man, you know what I'm saying I said I wanted me to have that in coat

Yeah He's like y'all damn Nick you ain't gonna wait for the nigga to even Man he said I can use it And we don't know if he said it or not no more My brother wanted me to hair out in coat Man they're telling you it brings the worst out of people man, it bring the worst out fat, my fucking steal when people die.

They do. They steal. My brother is wearing his suits, smoking dope. In his dog. Smoking dope in my daddy suit. You'd be surprising. You think that they just gonna steal the big shit. People start stealing petty shit.

Petit shit. Because look, for my sister's past, she said I could have both of them left. Them my left. My sister wanted me that we always went back before, you know, playing. playing by them left. She wanted me to have them lambs at my house and in their living room set. And you had no table at my house

in multiple years. And the fuck their part is you don't find out till the lamp's gone. You come in and go to turn up. Like, where the fuck the lamps at? Uncle Earl came. Took them lamps. He said me took the lamp.

He then took them lamps. And he broke down their queen bed in there. How the fuck you go? The queen-sized bed. I had gave her the mattresses. Now it is y'all box spring, but that's my mattress. He left the box spring. Yeah, disrespectful, bro.

That bring the worst out of dickens, man. Diggas is just terrible, man. And then, you know what, another thing I realized, man, like, the way people judge the repass is crazy. Like, I could just look around, I'm sitting at my mama repast, just looking around watching people just like, I'm like, man, this is crazy. Like, if the shit was nasty, we were y'all going to just judge me?

gonna just judge me because we didn't expect the food at the refrapped the food at the repad repad me oh we don't say it through this all day please have a place people going that repair bruh that's a recap and we did some we did some cold repasses by like what you had brad i'm talking about we did had the whole shit rented out food everywhere just this everything niggas don't know how much that shit cost bro that shit I'm so glad That's why I say God has blessed us because I ain't, you know, bury my mother, man. I ain't had to ask nobody for nothing. I was able to take care of everything.

And then we ain't even worry about what she had. And you good. I take care of everything. But to be in a situation where you can't take care everything to go through all of them times that people didn't die in my family and we didn't lost people and had to pick out a house. Man, my God. Dealing with family, you got it. We never dealt with man.

Listen. True story, man. There's some real shit. So my uncle, God rest of soul, my uncle Reggie, right? Like, you know, he's a super street nigga, but he came home and started doing this thing and got a job. So I'd never forget he had a job.

You know, he's filling out the little paperwork for the job. They give you insurance and shit. So he filled the insurance out, like, you know, just filling this shit out, put somebody down as a beneficiary, whatever. He ended up getting killed. The bitch that he was fucking with

that he put down to the beneficiary. He fucked where he married and everything now. This bitch then came and got to. the money, nigga, and took the money, came and picked up the check. I had to stop my mom and them from whooping this bitch. I'm talking about they was trying to whip this bitch at my mama house. I'm having to stop them from like, my please, we don't need that right. You're like, man, fuck that bitch, we go.

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And listen now. Get some insurance. $70, $100, man. Give some insurance on your ass, man. For your people. So they don't have to go through the bullshit. Get some insurance. I won't do no damn fish for it, man.

If you're a real nigga, if you're a street, nigga, if you do this and you that, man, put some insurance on your black ass. Because they're going to steal that money. They're going to get that money. That money gone. That's she gone. That shit gone.

That's not. Now, I'm glad I'm a real nigga because we had, you know, my uncle had some money, and I had some money, and I made sure that went to where it was supposed to go, but I'm glad I'm the one that knew where it was at because if I didn't, nigga, that shit would have been gone too. Get some insurance, man.

Put some insurance on your black ass, man, so your people don't got to be out here doing GoFundMe's with a picture that you took in the third grade. And your service would be regularly, too. Oh, my God. We got plenty of fish, but we had mustard, hot sauce, we got to find a pork, we got to find permits, fish, honeyboats, hot dogs.

And that boy was supposed to bring some more drinks. so we ain't got nothing but dad they been cash out before we're stealing money all day that's it's regular as hell that's it raggedy who got the other cash that's it oh way that's it you had to repair at your repass drinking dr thunder mountain breeze name great great drink red pop that shit nasty that's show man get some goddamn sure's man that shit sure's man that shit Literally, you can get an insurance policy, $250,000. It costs you $25,000 in a month. Facts.

Please, man. 25 hours. Generation of wealth right down. That's where it starts. That's how real wealth is passed down. There you go, fly. That's it. Fuck that bullshit.

Put insurance on everything. Yeah. That getting insurance. Your life's got insurance. Your life's got an insurance. Put some insurance on it, nigga. Put some insurance on it, nigga. Yeah.

Yeah. Damn, a nigga just walking around here, a liability. Because one thing about life is some shit. Don't have always. They ain't got no insurance. He just got line billy. No four curbs on their body. Yeah, lie bill.

Yeah, lie. You fall, boy, he ain't worth nothing. Wow. Especially if you got some drug addicts and your family, make sure you got a policy on them. Please, everybody. Come on, man. They're probably going to outlive everybody. Come on, man.

You ever heard, like, cranky head last request? It'd be some crazy shit. Listen, man, put me on a bicycle seat. seat. I want y'all, you know what I'm saying, cream made me and shit, put me on a bicycle seat. So he can blow up. So we can ride into the cremation. So I can keep on riding what y'all are, man. I want to be a bicycle seat. Shit to be crazy. Cream made them into a body man. Man what? That's why they don't make good TV shows no more, man. What? Shit doesn't got too expensive. This niggins style playing,

Crack smoking your body. What the fuck? They get through it back. I look that shit, man. Yeah, you almost got. Smoking your body. Ooh. We didn't get a drug addicts way too much of a platform, bro.

We did, bro. They're like a rehab, bro. Because they're not bad people, bro. Even though they don't have made some fucked up decision, they're not bad people. The wisdom that is within the crack smoke is what we need to listen. To my angeloo. Bro, what?

The wisdom that is within the cracksmith. It's within it because you got to go through the smoke to get the wisdom. It's just they look like a crackhead so you don't even want to hear it. Some people like drugs. That's a problem too. That's a problem too. Yeah. That's a problem.

Because we start to get on my nerves. And I don't see how somebody who's smoke crack and it's getting on their nerves and you still smoke it. Like, man, you know this crap getting on my nerves. Let me hit that. Oh. No, this shit's starting to get on my nerve. It ain't fun like I used to be, bro. It's fun to me.

It's fun to me. It's fun to me. It's fun. My first five six years were the best times of my life on weed. Now this shit just stress me. The mid, I don't know how high-s-s-h. Oh, you didn't ever do the mid? Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

How's I ever got was off some middrift. That shit was smoking rocks. Boy, hey. I missed them days. Pah-ha-ha. That was the beginning of- Good weed was the worst thing to have in everybody. Man, we used to make me so goofy.

They got to bring back decent weed. They got to bring back goofy weed. Yeah, that's what it is. You get a lot of it for a little bit of money. Yeah. You smoke some and then you'd be high, but you'd be happy at the same time. Yeah, that feel good. You just got like a half a bag or piece of rose, and you just like,

dig this shit trying to hit so motherfucking hard. And you was excited. Right. Then you can go do shit. No more. We need depressing. Yeah. She'd make you think about bills and shit.

Yeah. This ain't happy weed. Dude, you hit the blood. You just want everybody shut the fuck up and sit out. All that no. You're gonna stop moving, motherfucker, honging. You're like, why you ain't ate? Why you ain't already eat?

Why you gonna wait until you see me and just think of food? This feed the cell. My mother taught me to feed my motherfucker's self. Yeah, it's smoking to tell you the angry man off Martin. What? No, why I see why my uncle was mad at him. He smoked me cigarette. But he ain't.

He ain't want nothing to move, boy. When he crossed his leg, when he crossed his leg, you better sit down. When he fight that sitting around, do this. Man, sit your ad down, boy. He fend to cut your head. All that move, man. That out something, wow.

All that noise. You should have went with your dad at. Yeah, that's great. As you get older, you realize how much shit you weren't listening to when you was younger. Because it's like, this can't be the same environment I was in when I was 20, because this shit getting on my nerves right now.

I know ain't nothing changed. We way nicer than the people we grew up around. Oh, what? Without question. Yeah, we got our air wood. Rob, man, you don't even see whoops for real. You bet not. Because you're going to see it on Instagram

and somebody going to jail. I don't believe in that. Better not with them kids. They don't fucking go live with you. I don't believe in that. My mom would just beat me. I come from there to beat you at that camera. She hit me again.

Put it on that. She hit me again. What? Yeah, hell not. Man, my sister don't get a fuck about it. She's going to lie on your air. You go to fuck, bitch? Yep.

And she's going to jail. She do not. In 2026, bitch. See, we grew up at a different time. Listen, I think about that on the side. You remember when you couldn't do shit but go in your room and get mad? Yeah. That's all you can do and threaten her through the door.

That's all you can do. Nah, nah, nigh, niggas. Ain't no way. I think about, you know how many beatings out. You know how many beatings I got that Wanda would have went to jail for if it was 2026? She didn't went to prison. I'm talking about beat the dog. My mama stopped beating me with a belt when I was nine.

It was all fists. She wore a ring on every finger. She just catching me for some shit. See, my whole thing is calling the police on your mama is a bad disease. That's my whole thing. I'm like, how you even get past that? Calling the police on your mama? But see, they got a different type, but they don't have to.

All they got to do is just swipe up their phone. or hit their phone twice. It'll call 911 for them. We had to pick the phone up. Listen to see if somebody was on that motherfucker. 9-1-1. Well, first of all, these kids got to have a phone. And then you got to talk and hope that she don't pick the phone up downstairs.

Oh, bitch-ass-nick-nick, huh? All right. What? I was just playing 911. Oh, 911, you want to. They ain't get junk. They ain't like 9-1-1 about to do something. This back in the day when your parents got opened the door and say he go 9-1-1 right here.

Go on tell them what you was finished thing. 9-1-1 be like hey, to see your mom. You listen to your mom. We have to come back. We're taking you with us. Y'all have a good night, miss Jones. Told your stupid ass. Now you get beat up again.

Yep, now you're getting beat up again. That's one thing I do miss about the 90s for real, though. It's when the police actually had shit to do. Right. Like, they was doing so much shit. with like criminals that they wouldn't fucking with regular people. But now all the criminals locked up. So they're just fucking with regular people.

That's why they bought. They used to have like a real life criminal versus the police. Yeah, because you had back then you had the criminals. You had to find them. Now the criminals. They were telling you where they are. Right. The criminals don't, aren't criminals no more.

Yeah, I just smoked that nigga right there, a pussy and nigga. You see what we doing. We're right here live at the motherfuck what's this 21st and 38 street Pussy-ad nigga yeah niggins come see by the fuck nigger Pussy a nigger bitch gunn, niggins show em yo real shit nigger fuck you're talking about what don't you're talking about? Pote a bit right now boy I'm posting it right now I said them up all right

all right we gonna go live we're gonna go live on your shit go live with man yeah and you know what you have to just eliminate those guys. They can't count. They can't count to us the shit that black people doing. They all really fresh out. This shit fun. Watching these niggas just fuck up.

Every day. Look at these niggins. They're just fucking up. We're just having a feast. These niggas think they're just being so smart. And it's like, you're going to jail, buddy. Everything you post, you telling us. That's evidence. You can't look like what you're not trying

to not look like. I don't even think they need the first 48 no more. These niggas is doing the lady job for them. I'm talking about everybody. Instagram police in a minute. They are in a minute. That's what I'm saying. Everybody is the police. You are involuntarily

being a cop. Anytime you post say something about something that ain't got nothing to do with you. You think back to like... You're involuntarily being a cop. You think about the 90s, I think that back. I think that Back then, if somebody was in danger,

or you seen somebody hurt. What? Oh, okay. You seen somebody hurt back in the day. People would be inclined to help. Nowadays, some shit happen, Nickalice. Oh. That shit is embarrassing, bro.

Then the fucked up part, then this is going to be fucked up to say, but it is with, hey, look, if you're going to record, you got one job. Don't record and be a fucked up cameraman. You record in the fight, and then as soon as the shit kick off, then you lift up, nigga,

knocked out. Like, I missed it. What are you doing? I need to see the whole thing. As much of the shit as we watch on the internet, you can appreciate some good camera work. You ever get to the end of it? Like, that was some good camera work. Yeah. They have to be using the damn. Some people are standing there.

Some people are. Some people are good. Some people are good. Some people are good. Some of the domestic disputes that they record, like that I do not be, you must have been wearing some meta glasses because you watched her and text you around and fucking a whole time. And when they got the back story to go with it.

Hey y'all, she's been out here all day. She's been busting in wonder. They got the fight in this morning. Here she go again. Catch me up. Once again, take your head home. That she can get you shot. Yeah.

Most definitely. A motherfucker look at you, see that camera pointing that there. He'll fuck right to shoot you. You take your head home with my own your goddamn bit. Stay out of way of danger. Yeah, really?

That's basically what I'm saying. Because some people would keep recording. These folks crazy, bro. Yeah, so glad my phone charged up. Y'all, look, look at this shit. Bro. Oh, that's that, ah, that's hurt like a motherfucker, man.

Hammer lands on their way. Hold up, y'all. Yeah, he got me right there. Right there. Yeah, yeah. Oh, a nigga being in the hospital, a nigga got shot 19 times, I'm still alive. Barely.

Barely, nigger. Barely. And you're telling them where you ask? Tell them where you have so they can come finish the job. Whoop in there. Room 3B. They're stupid. Man.

They didn't post it to nursing and everything. Know what flow y'all? Yeah, I got to learn, bro. Y'all got to learn. Y'all tell them on y'all says. That's a different game. Yeah, I'm telling you. I don't have shit like that to worry about.

I ain't in the street. Yeah, I don't get fucking. That's the thing, bro. It's not just street shit. It's not just street shit. It's all types of shit that motherfuckers be recorded, man. You know what I'm saying?

People record everything. You can't even be on a day. You can't even get into it. You know, back of the day, you can get into it with a motherfucker at the light. You know, some good human road rage. Some good, you know, road rage. Fuck you.

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. You know, they go over your. Roald rate. You know what I'm saying? That's crazy. I'm not pulling my camera out because I don't want them to come seize my phone

for the footage and some shit happened. That's what I'm trying to tell you. You are now involuntarily being a cop. Look away. Yeah. Mind your business. They're gonna come see you about that footage. Excuse me, sir.

You was down there on 123. Did you see anything? You are. Yeah, you're in there trying to delete all the phone. How are your own? Yeah, I can't see this shit. For sure. I bet.

Oh, you're gonna wrap it up like that? Yeah, nigga, why not? No, wrap it up. 85,000. You know, see? You see how he just looked at. You see how he just did that? That's how he looked at that prank.

All right, guys, stay tuned. We got more 85,000. Show what that came from. Ooh. Y'all niggas is crazy. Hey, man. Oh, that's another one? No.

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