The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Black Wall Street Comedy Special W DCYoungFly, KarlousMiller, & ChicoBean | Ep. 209

Episode Date: November 15, 2019

The funniest trio in comedy had to stop through the powerfully historical city of Tulsa, Oklahoma - once home to the great black community know as Black Wall Street. DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller and Chico Bean bring the laughs talking bout stealing from Walmart, getting your family in an intervention and you know they made some new songs on the spot. This is the coldest podcast recorded live from Black Wall Street! GET LIVE SHOW TICKETS!!! MIAMI: bit.ly/85miami2019 JACKSONVILLE: bit.ly/85jax2019 BATON ROUGE: bit.ly/batonrouge85 FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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How many of you guys watch the show on YouTube? When you hear, the whole thing is different, y'all. You are witnessing greatness tonight. If you came to have a good time and laugh, say hell yeah. Tulsa, you are witnessing the next Kings of Comedy. Stand up, Tulsa, stand up. I need everybody to stand up. We're about to get this show started.

If you're ready to get the show started, say hell yeah. Everybody in the back. If you're ready to get the show started, say hell yeah. I don't hear y'all. If you ready to get this show started, if you want to see the 85 South show, Hell yeah, the first member of the 85 South show. You've seen him on MTV Wild and Out? You've seen him on VET?

He is the coldest dressed man in comedy all the way from Washington, D.C. He's going to be on this stage here tonight. Chico Bean is in the house. All right, y'all, the next member of the 85 South show, he crazy is hell. We call him loose legs. You've seen him on MTV Wild and Out You've seen him on VEC You've seen him on VH1

He's out of the west side of Atlanta On his stage here tonight We got D.C. Young Fly in the house I'm going to need y'all to turn it up a little bit, Tulsa I'm going to need you all to turn it up The last member of the 85 South show He needs no introduction But we're going to give him one anyway

Where my ladies at? Tosa, we're all my time. single sexy ladies at you seen this man on MTV wild and out he is the creator of the movement black men don't cheat he is the coldest in the game right now ladies your baby daddy carlos miller is in the building take those phones out take the phones out we need you to take your phones out right now we're about to get this show started i don't think y'all ready though toosa if you're ready to get the 85 south show started say hell yeah That's what I'm talking about.

I'm going to need y'all to make a lot of noise right now. Give it up right now. This is the $85 show. Hey, yeah. Tosa, Oklahoma, Yeah, Tulsa, Okla, Hopa, yeah. Tulsa, Oakla, Homer, yeah, Tulsa, Oaka, Homer, yeah. Tosa, Oklahoma, Homer, yeah.

Talka, Oklahoma, Opa, Opa, Opa, Opa, Opa, Opa, yeah. Oklahoma. I said Tulsa, Oklahoma. I said Tulsa, Oklahoma. What we at? I said tosa, Oklahoma. Where we at? I said, Tulsa, Oklahoma.

And we're in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Oh, we in Tulsa, Oklahoma. And we in Tulsa. We in Tulsa. Tell you, if you put some toast in her, T-U-L-S-A, what we're at. I say, T-U-L-S-A. That's where we go. I say, T-U-L-S-A.

Hey, right there. I say, T-U-L-S-A. Chico B, I think the to Tosa to tell your girl put some toast in a toaster. Ooh! Hey, we in Tosa, Oklahoma. Hope the people get with me. I'm trying to look at some of them Tosa, Oklahoma Tentay's. Oka, Oklahoma, Tentay's.

Tosa, Oklahoma, Homa, Homa, Tent, Tosa, Ola, Homa, Tite, Tosa, Ola, Homa, T-T-T-E, T-T-A, O-O-O-L, O-O-O-T-T-T-T-A, O-O-O-A. Oh my Titties. Poh's up, remark, homo titty, kiss, Taco, oh my titty. Yeah. Tities in the building. Hold up. She got titties in the building. Oh!

We've got tithes in the building. But those titties been feed some children. Them tiths been feed some children. Hey. Them tinn's been feeding some children. And them tithes been feed some children. And they've been feed some children. She got the mama tits.

She got the mama tities. T. She got the mama Tittas. Oh. She got the mama Tittis. Oh. She got the mama Tittis. Oh. She got the. She got the. She got them. She got them. She got them. She got them. Cut that shit down. Titties. Please that room up, Tennis. Go to bed. I go to bed. I go to bed. Sit your ass down for. I make it go to bed.

Hold up. Hold up y'all. Got it. Got it. Tulsa, y'all have a seat. Have a seat, Tulsa. What about them motherfuckers in the high school bleachers back there? Yeah, that's what it is. Shit! That's what this building is.

This is the building you had that big college party in, nigga, right here. This is the homecoming party finale building right here. This is where the community college graduate at. The Cox Center. A little bit of bleachers. Motherfucker walking up to them stuff too, like, man, this is a bullshit right.

What's up to the white man right here? You got that hat on like, you the Unabomber. You're straight. You know, girl. Don't make me lick you, girl. Boy, don't be out there licking on these women. You don't know what she been today. It's Tulsa, it cold.

She's been in the house. See, you been outside out here, bitch. You're in struggling. Not the struggle. Ah! We in Tulsa. Tulsa, Tulsa. What's up with y'all, man?

How y'all are you feeling a night? Nah, that isn't enough energy. We didn't came to Tulsa, Oklahoma. Make some noise in here, Tulsa. Oh! This is real last show. These are the real 85% of us, bro. Yeah, these are the real ones right here.

Yeah, yeah, they've been asking us every damn day to come to Tulsa. Every day, we hear! But we were just saying, okay, what we were just in Oklahoma City? No, we weren't in Oklahoma City. We weren't over there? Nah, uh. Oh. We ain't never been to Oklahoma City.

This is our first time in Oklahoma as 85 South Show. Hell yeah. I swear I'd been here about three fourth time. We didn't all been here individually, but as a unit, this is the first time we didn't been here together. She said, hell yeah! Who said that? She said, hell yeah! She sounded like Pinocchio.

I just want to be a boy. I want to be a real boy. You want to be a boy. You sound like Michael Jackson. She said, hell yeah. I love you too, baby. What the fuck you were? Right there.

Ooh, let me see. Sit it up. Oh. Damn. Oh, no. Give me about the end out of night. I figured out. See what's left after this.

Why are you doing like that flash? You got that big old ass. Your ass look like the front of a kea. That's what it is. You got that Kia. Now, I'm just playing, baby. I love you too. I love you. You want a hug. Come here. Oh, that's beautiful right there.

Here you go with this shit. You better not bite me. Ooh, and you got a crooked eye. Ooh. I ain't think she was gonna find me at first. You stupid. I'd be like this, she go. Oh.

Oh, no. She walked up to you and said, I ain't hugging both of y'all. She's trying to cover it up now. It's too late now, ma'am. We didn't already see it. Don't worry about it. When she watched the show, she ain't going to see this part. It's stupid.

The hell out. Big eye lay the eye. Hey, that's what it is. Tell them, whatever nigger fuck with you, you always got an eye on them. That's what it is. The big I was like, you know what? I'm gonna look over here, God. she gonna come to you one day

and be like we should do like my eyes and break up right that was my last one I'm not doing this shit I got one more you can't trust her because with the twisted eyes

she always seeing other people you know what I think we're just looking at and in two different point of view hey y'all cut it out look ah

ah ah Hell now. It's all right, baby. We see you. Hey, man, I'm gonna be like the other eye and just stay over here. You are stupid. I got you.

Alright. Hey, I heard you. You stupid? Hey, we gonna leave your eye alone. She's... Oh, these nigga's stupid. Look at these people coming in late. Right.

How do you come in late in the convention cell of this shit? I got red and blue lights. Who put them stupid air lights over there? Some Crips and Bloods. Shit is nice though. What else they be doing in hell besides white people shit? This type of shit. Look, I ain't even want to have nobody, black.

You better leave a Unabom alone. That is a real white man right there. She can't wait to do some shit. She ain't got no teeth. Who ain't got no teeth? ain't got no teeth. Who's missing their teeth? Who got no teeth? Tico, she go. Oh, oh, you ain't got no teeth. Oh, he ain't got no teeth. No, she ain't got no teeth. Oh, that's a lady. Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, ma'am. My bad. I'm sorry, ma'am. I'm sorry. I mean, if the score cap

fuck me up, I thought you was the Unabomber. My fault, baby. I'm sorry, but she's sitting there like, fuck you, nigger. She got that N-word in there. I'm sorry, ma'am. I'm just playing, ma'am. Bro, what the fuck is wrong with y'all? No, I'm just saying I didn't know

because she got that Peter Griffin. I thought that was a... Man, man. More about a look like Andy Mineralockus. Look at him trying not to laugh. He and his shit. They got a Frankenstein here. That thing is here big and fuck.

Stop, D.C., he has a lot on his mind. I'm gonna fuck you up We in Tulsa man What the fuck going on in Tulsa tonight Other than this What you mean other than this? This is the aliveest shit Doesn't have been through here?

She's ripped They fuck with us out here I believe it I see it Because they got the bleachers filled up Look like y'all are watching Middle School basketball game back there You ain't here what big dudes is

Hell and we got y'all a nice couch Oh, that counts hard. Like he had something to do with the shit. Yeah, that counts hard and fuck. I just, boy, that shit, I'm gonna just broke my back. Oh, yeah. That's going back to Renner Center after this is over. That ain't even Renner Center, but they got some cocaine breaks up on them out.

That's that renter center right there. You don't know about this one. Man, this one is an old one right here, boy. Who got a right? Hey, don't throw them. I got one. Don't throw it. Don't throw it.

Don't you fucking, don't you do it. We ain't got no insurance. We got one. What the fuck did I say? We got one. I almost lost the fucking toe at the last show. Nigger threw a lighter from the third goddamn row. That shit hit my goddamn shoe.

I'm 36. That shit hurt for a whole day. I was walking like that. I was about to sue that, nigga, but he ain't have shit. Salute to everybody in a head that's getting older than getting them old injuries. That shit, you don't know what's wrong with you. You go to sleep, wake up your whole midsection hurt. Niggins.

Like, what the fuck did I sleep wrong? The only time you get old when you can start sleep. been wrong. Let me tell you something. You know you can't owe when you can't eat some shit either. I can't eat a bag of high-flamed chito pork at 12 o'clock. In the afternoon? Nigger, no, 12 o'clock in the morning.

Let me eat some high-flamed cheeto-pots 12-1 when I go to sleep. I'm waking on just like that, nigga. Ooh. You knew better than to eat that shit. Yeah. And we make fucked up decisions too, especially black people. I'm lactose intolerant. lactose intolerant. I'm sure a lot of niggas in here are, but I love cereal, man.

You can't eat no ice cream. You're not supposed to have no ice cream, but that ice cream coming up out that chick-fil-a boy, woo. Their milkshakes and they shit ain't never broke. They machine always work. Yeah, I don't fuck with them milkshakes. See, the last time I ate a milkshake, I shit so hard, my earring fell out. Everybody would. You should have broke your own shit. Where you eat it? You probably ate booty today, but I don't know where your lip being, bud.

That nigga's trying to, he's making a case for. Come on, pass that shit, bud, didn't you? You got your own weed, smoke, I ain't smoked, I ain't bothered you. You can't just be hitting anybody by weed, even. You don't know what a nigga than putting that weed. You might be smoking the goddamn blunt. Don't tell you might be cracking him, then you want to get bought up me. Right.

Yeah, you can't smoke with everybody. Some niggas keep their weed, but they're nuts. Right. Hit the right blunt. You ain't hit tripping. Smoking gas and nuts. Nika fuck, bro, too. Shout out to everybody who saw somebody

they in here fucking wit, but y'all saw each other from across the room ain't spoke yet. They're tasting each other. The person you fucking is over there. Uh-oh, somebody in the wrong seat. Get your ass up. Get your ass up.

You know you're not supposed to be sitting right there. Yeah, he's like, yeah, go ahead. Yeah, I've told him now. They don't want to get up. to sit and then bleach your chair. The us and I left me there. He's like, yeah, man, I told him. Go back.

He ain't even, he ain't had no ticket. They just walked in. That fucked up. Way out in the gold. Way out fair no gold. Oh. Why the fuck y'all just ain't sit right there in the beginning? You need a nigga want to sit in the middle of baby here.

Let's just sit right here. Shit, they ain't here yet. They'll never know. That's why I fuck with this shit. This shit sold all the way out. Right. Ain't a seat in here. Y'all got any business number?

Nah, they just, you know, mom and that. I just thought nigg was just in a bit sitting down. First come first her, shit. Salute to everybody in here. Uh-uh, niggles in a bit like, uh-uh, I'm a whole out three of these. Ha ha! Yeah, you see how strong on that couch here? That shit ain't even got no dinner in it.

You just stood on that, my friend. That shit is made out of bulletin. Yeah, that's because this couch is Negro Brown and black don't crack. Oh, that was smooth right here. He can run from the police in that mud was. Where did he go? Where did the nigga go? This is the shit D.C. be doing when he

in home back, so. No, not in my house. Yeah, I wish you would jump on my first. I'd be choked up on my house. That's what I would nigger ass in my house, but I'm militant in my house. I don't even like people really coming to my doorstep. I hate that shit. Why you wait

What? You ain't got the camera on you? Yeah, I got cameras, but still, I don't even want people at my house. I'm just like that. I don't really like motherfuck know where I leave my head in. I'm just too screeved like that. He said, hey, I see you. I just know you like. I don't even like the mailman walking up on the black bitch. I got a man about fuck wrong with you.

I don't understand how people got rules. If you got rules for your house, make sure your house match your rules. Don't nigger come in your house. Take your shoes off. Bitch, ain't no goddamn copping in this motherfucker. You want me to catch a splinter trying to walk around this project. Now I gotta go to the hospital because you'd have made me take my shoes off

and you got a 30,000 year old floor in this bitch. I ain't taking my shoes off if your carpet dirty. Fuck you. Right. The damage has been done. That my socks supposed to be dirty too? No, that's selfish.

I'm not taking my shoes off if your house smelled like maltball. Bitch, you got rats. That means I need to run up out of hell. Amen. To the people with the dogs, put them motherfuckers up. Especially if you got one of them

big-ass dog. And they're don't listen, too. Yeah, they run right up to the company, be smelling all along your dick area and shit. Dog done lick my blue,

hey, get him. What kind of dog is that? Freak-ad dog. Freak-ass dog. Then they hit you with the dog. Oh, he like you. He's friendly. I don't want to fucking play.

I had a long day. I know. Motherfucking, come up. I'm only going to be here for a little bit. Get this goddamn dog, please. Tell you the dog, he's friendly. Well, I'm not. Fuck, you ain't that dog.

God damn. How friendly the dog is. I'm sorry. You walk around with Beethoven in your living room. To all the animal lovers, I know y'all probably go get mad at me, but listen, if you don't want me to kick your dog. I don't trust people, dog. He don't bite. Bitch, I don't been bit before. Yes, that motherfucker dude. He got to tell you to bite the shit out.

What are you supposed to do if a motherfucker dog is trying to bite you? Stop! Stop! Stop! Nah, you're supposed to do like, oh, hey, get your dog, get your dog, bro, get your dog, get your dog, get your dog. Get your dog. Hey, get your dog. Get your dog. Get your dog. Get your dog.

Get your dog. Sit out. I do what you want to do then. Hell of me. And it be, it don't even really be the look. The big dogs that be beefing. It'd be them little ass cute dogs. The ladies be having.

The little yorkies. And shit. The little big ones. I will stomp your dog to fuck out. Hey, man. Put your dog in a hot dog. You gotta know what... Hey, you over fucked up and try to be nice to somebody

with a big-ass dog. Like, they had a dog. You pet him. And then the dog. dog won't let you stop. You're like, hey, man, get this motherfucker. Because every time I stop this, and they get your hand.

Hey, man, put your shit back on me. No, see, you got to, you can't, you can't be touching some people, dogs. Some people are dogs just turn over. I had somebody down turn over. They're going to rubble the dog, dog, turn right on over. Diggling all in my face.

I'm like, but what do you want me to do? You got me, fuck, look. Why have me to play with you, boy? What a single? That dude was on their back, like, come on, nigga, kick up. You already rubbing the stomach, then going low to lower.

What the ladies in? They got a house full of cats and shit. There ain't no cat. There ain't no cat ladies there tonight. There's nobody with cats. Y'all are weird. You had that cat walk around. Come on.

Where the white people that ain't here, they got some shit. You only can buy a few white, like a marmint to some shit like that. Look at the white dude right there. You got animals? He's like, no, I actually don't. He got some weird shit like an ant form. Right. Come here.

Let me show you the worms. electing since I was 12. Where you get the worms from? From out, bat. Walk up in his house. This man got a sloaf in the living room. Like, hey, yeah, that's a jury right there. He got all this shit. Black kids always want it,

but we never could get worms, hamster, skinny pigs. Ain't one of none of that shit. You didn't want to get a pig? I don't know. I don't know why I want to get a pig. Ain't that just a hamster? Same shit. It's like a little cool. It's like a Caucasian hamster.

Yeah, he just, no. He's like a nigga hamster. Oh, a guinea pig. Be like, hey, nigga, what you do? What you know? What you know? Guinea pig, just a fat-ass hamster. I don't know. It's a rat, if you ask me. Hamster is some bullshit. You don't want that. I'm from the country. We ain't

buy no animals, bro. We just kept whatever came by the house. You just wake up one day, there's a dog in your yard. Can we keep it? Yeah, that motherfucker ate. So that's our dog. We fed him and he ate. Never came in the house, but once you fed him, and that was your dog. You're from the country.

You know how that shit go. You don't know what the fuck this dog came from? Girl, you're from Mississippi? Say, this nigga know exactly what I'm talking about, bro. Y'all just adopting dogs. Yeah, you just wake up and there be some dogs outside, and you feed one, and if it stayed, that's your dog. Shit, not in the real neighborhood, nigga.

Let that motherfucker be in the yard. And we ain't never fed our dog dog food. Nigg, Mississippi dogs eat like people, nigg. No, nigga. Exactly. We're yelling at the dog in the house. Never, one time when you first get it, you give it a bed for then, he got to go outside. For the rest of his life?

Yeah, black people rules. Every band from there on out is outside. Damn. What happened? But I thought he was about to hit them black? Hey man, you play too much, bro. You almost had it. You got to be quicker than that.

He's like, damn, bro. He's standing up like, bro. You got to my girl. like that, then you need, I mean, hit the blood, hit the blood, I, yeah, I hit it for you, that shit. Man, that nigga's standing like, he going through something, like, come on, my nigga. That's what I said, that nigga.

That nigga looked up, like, in front of my girl and shit, bro. That nigga, goddamn, I'm going through something. You know when the nigga really need to hit the butt, like, hey, can I smoke with you, my nigga? He's like, bro, what the fuck wrong with you? Man, shit, a nigga hit that blanket to tell you his whole story. So this bitch. See, but look, what type of weed, y'all, I see, I get high, but I don't really too much to get high.

I like to be still level, because I just like to smoke, see, but I like to taste the weed. Like, I want to be able to, I don't need to do all that. I get too high. No, I love that shit. It don't take much. That niggie for me to go out. You always got to turn some shit freaky, man. Y'all ain't never taste that fruit or shit, see?

I just smoking that meat. taste that mid you're trying to taste that mid oh you can't taste that me it tastes like noodles and noodles without the flavor nigger y'all go stop lying on me i ain't smoking you smoke that gas i be on that that place you got you got people believe in that shit no nigga you don't never smoke on all the shit i ever said that is the most harmful shit yeah you got motherfuggers all across america think i'll be smoking me what type of niggas is y'all this nigger right now got me in their pocket right you crazy is is it anybody in here that get high quick like it don't take much for you to get how

when you smoke. I'm one of them, I don't like that. I get high, but I don't like to get too high, because when I get too high, I get to doing dumb shit. Like, you know you too high

when you get the oil change on the rental car, niggas, nigga. It's like that. That wasn't even my responsibility. I didn't did this dumb-ass shit. You overthinking shit. They took my little $60 with that budget

stick on the key. They knew that wasn't my fucking truck. Nika, let me tell you how I wore, I was so high, nigga. I cut the radio down just so I can hear my heartbeat. It ain't moving fast enough. Your entire identity has been fabricated.

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I get high and get analytical. Now, I watch cartoons. You're thinking the shit like, nigger, do you think the smurfs is blue because they say it? Damn, that's a good-ass point right there. Oh, nigga, I always say it. What are smurfs? What I smurfs?

Yeah. Smurfs? Oh. Excuse me, dog. Scared, scroar. He tried to say that shit, no, scroooo. This shit echoes, sco. My nigga, are you recording the show for the barbershop?

Like, who the fuck you working with? My name? Oh, and D. Wright Davis. Oh! This nigga, just stand. He said, you know what, fucking. I'm going to walk up there and just get the whole show. Nick, I thought he was part of eye crew.

I know the way he recording the shit. I'm like, that nigga is here. This nigga on Facebook live with all his cousins. Like, yeah, don't even worry about buying a ticket. We're in this bitch. What is wrong with you, my nigga? You can't do that. What type of a nigga is you?

You can't do that. What you tell him? What you say to him? You can't do that. Listen here, sport. You're going to put that goddamn phone up and sit your hands down for it. Come over. That nigga went up there and touched that shit.

This shit ain't for free. Now you're about to go sit his ass down. This girl can be like, I told you not to do that dumb ass. He's walking back now. He don't got no seat. That's why that nigga record. He ain't got no seat. Ain't got no seat

He just must in, don't want to sit down Yeah, no. He ain't got no seat. Who the hell you came with? That niggins sit by his home boy. That's why he ain't want to be over there. Stop playing that shit. What the hell made child play that shit?

The white dudes getting excited like, wait a minute, I thought this was a black show. I didn't kind of something cool. I got to like that shit right there. I'll tell you the movie Go back to your sleep You try to record this show Uh-uh, not in front of me

Hell no Yeah, don't push me I said, don't push me I thought this was a man right here But guess what, she's got a coochie Hold up Stop You don't want to mess with auntie

Because when she turned around, she ain't got no teeth. She ain't got no teeth. She ain't got no teeth. She can't eat chicken, fried chicken. She ain't got no teeth. That's what my homie said. And since you are a lady with no teeth, I got a lot of teeth. question do you give head she can't eat fried chicken fried chicken oh my goodness y'all is so stupid

that shit off turn it off immediately fried chicken is there a nurse in the building i'm fucking oh oh it's some nurses what a nurse is there i'm out of air i need some titty to mouth resuscitation. This thing is stupid. Why the fuck y'all play so much? I don't know. That shit that came my head. And it was just like, say it. Fried chicken.

Fried chicken. Hey, the fucked up part is the white dude right here. He was like, I hope they break that shit back. He was waiting on them to bring that back. Fry chicken. Say that shit. Fry.

Say fried chicken. Fried chicken. Ah, you fucked it up. Fucked it up. That's my guy. He's always fucking up. Fried chicken. That mom said fried chicken.

That shit was hard. Get it. Oh, y'all is stupid. Oh, I fuck with this. Speaking of fried chicken, how many of you niggas went to stood in line of Popeyes this week? Keep it 100. You lied, motherfucker? You lie like shit?

I still ain't bit that motherfuck. Some of you niggas was in line like, hell yeah, boy. I still ain't had one of them. Me neither. I don't want one. I don't want one. After I seen that, I've not seen that nigga get stabbed, I said this is gone too far. Not fucking with it.

When niggins start killing over chicken sandwiches, we got some work. They killed over the chicken sandwich. Man, and Oxen Hill, Maryland, man. Dude got stabbed for cutting the line in front of a dude for the chicken sandwich. See, it wasn't about the chicken sandwich. He shouldn't have cut their goddamn line. That's cool, but still, they should have did that shit somewhere else. You would never have to worry about no shit like that at Chick-filates.

They're going to come from behind the counter with a whole. old motherfucking strategy. Excuse me, sirs. There's no need to fuss. Here's a chicken sandwich for you and you. Let's pray together. You're like, you know what? Yeah, Chick-fil-A ain't going to have no line because they're going to take both of your orders at the same time. What do you want? What do you want?

You're good? Lemonate? Lemonette? No, pickle. And they're not going to fuck it up. And your shit going to be fresh. As soon as you open that bag, that steam going to hit you in the face. Shit! I don't need my shit. That goddamn fresh. I got to sit the chicken cell down

15 fucking minutes before I. eat it, you can put that shit in the kitchen and just walk away. You can come back. This shit still kind of hot when you eat it. It'd be three hours later, three in the morning. Chick-fil-A sandwiches don't never cool off. If you don't believe me, buy one in the night, eat that bitch for breakfast. It's still going. That's why you got a good chick-fil-le. They service is dope. You know, you go to other fast food restaurants. They charge you for the sauce. Those chick-fil-a-muffles and chase your car down. Excuse me, sir. You got a 12-piece with no Polynesian. Slow down. Slow down. Slow

Oh, Chick-fil-A, the plug on that sauce. Slow down, you need your sauce, sir. Brother, they'll give you as many sauces as you had for him. Like, man, give me 12 off the top of the next box. You sure you want the 12 off the... Okay, here you go, your hat's part. The Chick-fil-A will give you a bag of sauce. You got six nuggets.

I bought Chip-fil-A, could they'll help you steal, too. Because if you ain't ordered it, they'll still put in the bag. They'd be like, you ain't order that. No, put in the bag. Okay. And make sure you get a milkshake for your baby, too. Popeye's totally different. All you got to do is go up there and tell them they didn't give you your shit.

Yeah, I ain't get my milkshed. Hey, no, they gave it to you, too. Are you sure, bitch, you didn't. Popeye is solely different. First of all, you go on there. Them motherfuck are always out of some shit that they supposed to have. But like, yeah, let me get a two-piece spicy white. We ain't got no spicy.

All right, well, let me get a two-piece white mouth. We ain't got no white mouth. Well, let me get a dog, two-piece spicy. We ain't got no spicy. You ain't got him the first time? Well, just let me get some chicken. We out of chicken. We only got fish and biscuits.

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That's MyBooking.com for all your sports betty. needs. I ain't do that. I think they slow down. Listen, they will chase your car down the chick-fil-A. Sir! Sir! You forget your Polynesian sauce.

Yeah, that motherfuckings go over and beyond. They change the nigga flat in the dry-thew. I went to McDonald's. If you respect me at McDonald's, I won't eat there, because that don't go with McDonald's. Oh, McDonald's tried to fuck out of me. I don't fuck with them no more. What happened, what happened?

I went in that bitch, and I went to the counter and they was like, no, I want to do that no more. Go put your order in behind you on the screen. I'm like, bitch, I don't work here. Fuck that. I'm not putting my order in. You're going to listen to me like you used to do. We don't even have that up here no more.

What you write it down. Fuck that. McDonald's, I'd be goddamn if I go. I can't fuck him at that now. I'm ready to work at Walmart when I want to check out, and I'm not about to fucking work at McDonald's too. I like working at Walmart when you check out because I don't pay for everything in my car guitar.

Come on. If you're clapping right now, you ain't shit and you're going to jail. Don't you, that is embarrassing when you all pay that little metal. I don't pay with everything in my cart. Why you're stealing? I said, I don't pay for everything in my car. I said, sir, can I see your receipt?

I said self-checkout. Self-checkout. And not your face is on Walmart. When everybody walks in, you are bad. The machine say, please check and see if you have any item up under your car. And I go like this and I look at the machine and I be like, yeah, I don't. I'm good. There's some people there right now, bad from Walmart.

Yep. You got to. That's self-checkout, boy. Everybody know how you're scared of this. Checkout. Oh, my goodness. Wow, that is hilarious. Yeah.

Sir, can I see your receipt? Hey, it's going to make you want to holler. I got 200 items. It's only $17. About to get out this bitch. Wall, myself, check out. We're stealing shit. Somebody pissing is on the wall at Walmart.

Oh, yeah. Hey, he said her pictures on the wall at Walmart. That's gangster. Think about it. And when your pictures on the wall at Walmart. Hey, the crazy part about it is when you know the nigger who pissing, you like, that fucked up. God damn.

Shit. I didn't got course telling out of Walmart before. And what they say? They was like, could I see your receipts, sir? I was like, hell yeah, you can see my receipt. He looked at the receipt. He was like, what about these waters and the snacks you got up there? I was like, oh, that ain't on there?

Oh, shit, I'd go ahead, pay for that shit, dog. Don't worry about it. I was rushing. Nah, they was like, nope. They was on a holiday task force. They take you in this little room, right? This is a little... Oh, nigger, this is really...

What the man? That she'd be real, but I don't see that a lot of people get called. It's called, what they call it, a loss prevention. And then the white man come out kind of look similar to my man right here, always wearing a hat for it. And they come out, excuse me, sir, we're going to need you to come into our office. And it's a little office, a lost prevention office. It looked like a little interrogation office.

And then they sit you down and start asking you, is this your first time you ever did this before? So have you ever stole anything from Walmart before? I didn't steal anything from Walmart this time, sir. Stick to your script exactly. I don't know what you're talking about in order to steal. I have to leave the building and I'm still in this bitch. So, uh, you're a career criminal with this shit. Fuck that. You got too much invested in there. But they always still in the Walmarts and Lennel of them. Cause they always have it like the old people on the gate. Like to stop them folk and always be like the woman. They'd be like, come here, let me check your bag. Fuck, be like, why you don't get your stupid ass off? He's stealing, he's telling me, me, me. Hey, the fucked up part is he is right.

If you don't believe me, if you ever in Atlanta, go to the Walmart on Old National and Flat Shows, I don't think a nigga ever paid for a sandwich in that subway. Because they just get the sandwich and run straight out the door. I've seen it happen at Burger King everywhere. When people still, it's just funny, though. It is, because black people ain't never going to tell them. You're like, ah, look at the you, they're trying to get away.

Yeah, no. But one thing about black people, we ain't going to never tell on the nigger we see stealing that. Hell no. We only tell the people that we went. Look, look, look, he's stealing. Right. I remember, a nigga, I was stealing out to self-check out one time, and it was a white dude stealing the cross from me.

We had a moment. I looked at that mother, he looked at me, like, you ain't going to say nothing. I ain't going to say nothing. I was like, well, let's do it. You get your cap and crunch. I'm gonna get my motherfucking bread. Let's move. Shout out to all the people

who work in retail, who be giving people good advice. Like, hey, don't buy that shit. Y'all be looking out and shit. You know it's the coupon. Just go back there and get it. I appreciate all of this. Who in here working retail right now?

What the fuck do y'all do then? She's like, I do. I own it. You work in retail? Where you work, man? You're the only person in Tulsa that work in retail. What the fuck? What else do the rest of y'all do?

Fucking oil tacholes, is that what you're telling me? Crowd full of fucking billionaires. Nobody has work. Okay, I get it. Who has worked in retail before? How about that? Damn, that mean all y'all don't got five? That's fucked up.

Hell yeah. God, damn. Motherfucking are working retail disrespectful. Nobody clapped. Just 200 people raised their hand. What type of shit is going on in Tulsa? Who ever had a job in retail? I don't know.

I don't do you that way. People that work in retail be disrespectful, man. Man, the motherfuckers, you ever go to the shoe store? Let me tell you something about working in the shoe store. I don't work in the shoe store. If you go and they bring you a shoe, I work at DTLR, if a motherfucker bring you a shoe and you would try it on and do all that extra shit,

be like, yeah, man, you know what? I ain't gonna go with these, man. You go back and see if you got this one in my size, this what the nigga do, all right, bro. Go to the back. Yeah, we're gonna go to lunch in the minute. Hey, I'm sorry, bro. We ain't got that.

We ain't got... Actually, we don't got no more tens in the whole store, my nigga, because you ain't gonna buy shit. That's fucked up. I used to work at the shoe, too. I had to sell shoes and white people and shit.

What kind of shoes? Like, dress shoes and shit. I hated that fucking job. What was it at? Man, I used to work at this retail store called. It was a big-ass store that got bought by another big-ass store. Said shit, you didn't work down on a loan, then?

You remember that? No. You don't get fired or something. So I was in that... I was in that bitch and they kept sending me back to get it. I was like, man, fuck this shit. We ain't got nothing. Man.

Y'all had a job. You don't know about the temp service. Shit, I love the temp service. The tip service is shit. But we need you. But you go out there and work your ass off, nigger. You're like, well, I know they're going to fuck me. Then they're going to be like, yeah, sir, we don't need you.

But you're like, boy, you got me bucked up. Fuck it hated that temp service. I love the temp service. On the one day you got... got a bunch of fun shit playing. They call you. Hey, you want to make $22 an hour? Hell yeah. Well, just meet me at this fucking address and work

four hours and ask for Jason when you get there and he's going to make sure you get paid. The type of under the table and shit. The first Tim job I had was Shakespeare Library in D.C. moving books from one side of the library to the other side of the library. That shit paid $15 a hour. I was

18 years old. I was putting them books in there one by one. I had one real job I was parking car parking car they let you park car at the Brains stadium at the Braille stadium

I would be out there do do hold tight bitch dog I told you can't park right here but you got the back up fuck the boy that nigga like he actually be good at some shit like that

what I was bummer boy I was out there parking cars and selling it weed at the same damn time what crazy it don't matter what job you give a nigga he gonna find a way to sell some weed on every job got a nigga sells some weed on it me no matter where you work especially the piece of place what no I got there hey yeah that did you got the nigga who had the camera at that pizza hood definitely sell weed I used to deliver

pieces of dominole see you saw weed too these yeah exactly birth some weird ass people though bro I used to have a whole lot of deliveries, but some people who used to, they used to call and ask for you to just leave a piece on the porch. I was like, why the fuck they always want this shit left on the porch? Find out that they don't wear clothes

in their house and everybody in that bitch naked. You lucky they told you to leave it on the porch. Oh, fucking right. Yeah. Shit. You're walking in and she a dick, man. Cox Business Center, nigga.

Nick ain't need pay for the pizza. I'm like, I'm gonna just pay for that one, but fuck that. Hey, the fucked up part is, man, I delivered some pieces of one night. It was late. This dude, he was watching porn, and he fucking fell asleep with the door opening his pants off. And I had to get his neighbor to be like, hey, you need to get your man, bro. This freak-ass, nigga, I don't know what in the... And you know, an old DVD porn when that shit just had that screen...

And with the screen... Keep playing over the intro screen. Brody-talk 90, niggie. Yeah, y'all are you crazy. I have a lot of fucked-up jobs, really. But there's a lot of people don't know. this about you, Lowe, you didn't done a lot of shit. You didn't, you was a firefighter.

Yep, till we had a real fire. That's the only reason I quit that bitch. They thought I was going in there. I'm not fucking going in there. I fight fire outside, nigg, I'm not going in that bitch. They thought I was going to go in a burning

building. That's what a firefighter's supposed to do. You are crazy. I'm not going in there? Hold up, nigger. You were the firefighter. A real one. But when you went through training. A fire truck and everything. Like, but when you went through training,

you knew what the fuck you were training for a fire, right? But dig this. I'm not going in there. You think everybody in that bitch going in the fire? You are crazy, my man. He didn't have been through the whole train. Nick, the whole train. Nick, I'm going to watch the truck go.

No, also, this is a true story, bro. The first time I went to a fire, and they was like, you ready to go in? I was like, no, I ain't going there. this one. And they was like, well, shit, we need some motherfuckers out here anyway. They didn't say that, but that's what I heard. It's like, we need some motherfuckers out here anyway.

You just get the shit off the truck. So we had all the companies in there, right? All the truck came. I'm taking it. I took everything off the motherfucker truck. All of them. Laying all the tools on the ground on everything. All the hoses. It took longer to put the shit back on the truck

than it did to fight to fight. They got your ass. No, I got their ass. They went in. was outside pulling shit all the axes. I put all the extra breaks and never got there. Oh, nigga, you just hell yeah.

That's one job I don't, I don't miss. A whole trainer, a fire. I don't need no fucking thing anymore. I'm not going on that motherfucker. Man, I had all type of goddamn certifications. Like, confined rescue. I can get a motherfucker out the sewer and shit.

You can get a nigga out of the sewer, but you got to go in the sewer to get the nigg. You know how mad I'd be of over the fire? I know the technique to get them out. That's what I'm saying. You know how to get a nigga out of school. D.C., think about this, we got a brother that know how to fight fives that wouldn't fight one. That shit crazy. We had to be like, damn, throw your wallet down.

I got y'all. Love y'all. You ain't even that. He's just gonna call now on what? Fucking right. You know what I was a fool at, though? What? The motherfucking jaws of life.

That's when you get people out of cars with it. That's when you had to cut the shit up, Nick. And it was just, it was just like some hood shit, just like opening out of brain bays and shit. Like a can open. man opening. I cut the motherfucking p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, eep, psh. Whole roof

out of the seven seconds. Damn. I need to rehire you, Nick, no, they don't. I remember the day that I really had to get the fuck out of that. We was in training one day, we had to run all way up,

about 15 stores. When you get to the top, you got to take the big-ass water hose with you, too, I had the hose and shit, get all the way to the, the top, you got to shoot this shit on the motherfucking knocked the little bucket over.

Nick, by the time I got to the top of my motherfucking legs You was loose legs. I had knives in them, it's all they are. You was an assassin? Nigel. No, it was a firefighter training. They had us doing. Like you said, he went through the train.

I went through the whole training and stopped my fire. So you say, this is how you stop it. Just to get out there and be like, yeah, why ain't going on that, my mother. I don't know how I cut myself. One day of my mother. fucking had a heart attack in this shit what in the training that would have made me quit fuck defy then i see a young thing have a heart attack i am not fucking with this job

where we had to like find your way out of this building that motherfucker had a whole heart attack he was right there by the dope i was like fuck this shit damn i remember when i just said dope but we thought a crackhead had a heart attack what nope that was just some good-ass But it's fucked up. There's always one nigga that knows the dope. Everybody else wore a nigga, like, he died, he died. No, he ain't. Watch this.

And they're going to come right back to life. God damn, boy, y'all n'all wasn't playing about that goddamn shit right there, boy. The nigger made my chest burn. That's the different with Tulsa. Tulsa got them white crack heads, them fucking myth addicts and shit out here. Yeah. Y'all need to do something about them. The motherfucker's like, fucking walking dead zombies out here.

Skevin'n' about him. He can't come out of anything. You can help me all that. My old lady's up any kind. We'll just try and get home. If you got anything you can do, just, uh, uh, I'm in serious, bro. I ain't got that, bro. I ain't got that.

I ain't got that. Yeah. Ah! Ow! Yeah. I'm saying, bro, if you can just do anything, man, like, hey, them to be anything you can do, man. Hey, man.

Them the motherfuckers would be outside of Walmart at 2 o'clock of the morning. Whole family, man, me and my wife, man. You see my kids over there in the van. If you just give me something. Give me something, man. Kids, all that play. This is, man, look, listen, I'm going to listen, I, listen, I just,

listen, bro, me, I am. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What the fuck is that shit? That's that, that's that methamphetamine. That's that glass. That's the other shit.

You know, the white people, they be, inhaling that shit. They'd be, like, they be smelling fabuloso and shit. Yeah. Yeah, that's, what's the. What's the name of that show with them? You ain't never seen when they get hound their shit?

Oh, no. Oh, you remember the, uh, the little the little guns from the Walmart. They clean the computer. No, that's the shit. They really beat that. The actual, uh,

the little outguns. Oh, yeah, the ass off. The ass off, but you know, they take a S-O-2. The CO2. The CO2, dude. Boy. White people know how to make their own drugs.

They toss them in their backseat, them over like, click-c-c-c-c-c-cling. They know how to make drugs, bro. No, they do stupid shit. You ain't never seen when they get out of them. Dude, what's going on, man?

You, everything's cool, right? Right? Good, whatever you want to do. We can't go party or do whatever you want to do. Just hang out, do whatever you want to do, man. It's cool, whatever. I don't know what the fuck's going on, man. I don't know if my mom's fucking, she's fucking my dad.

I don't know. I think my dad's fucking my mom. I don't know, bro. I'm fucking tripping. Hard as fuck right now, bro. I think my dad is fucking my mom. I don't know, but I need some evidence, man. If we can help me find the evidence, we can just go to my mom's house

and just fucking, like, I just flat out. Yo, Josh, calm the fuck down, bro. What the fuck? You're right. You're right. You got to know better, bro. You just got to let him fucking get it out, bro. He never really did the CO2, bro.

He's on the meth, man. Hey, man. He's getting whatever you guys do. I told you, bro. I told you let him get him. If you were to fucking let him go, he would have just got it all out. But we can't get hit by fucking car. So he'll live.

I can't go fucking jail for manslaughter, okay? He'll live, bro. look at him, he's fucking high. Josh, calm the fuck down, bro. Okay? Hold on. The fucking bitches are going to be over here any minute now. Listen, I need some fucking pussy, okay?

Hey, hey, hey, don't refer to him as bitches, all right? Okay, these white whores. Much better. Give me five. If you are on trucks, please get help somewhere. We call that sketch the opioid crisis. Please, that shit is in depression. Not an opioid crisis is different.

Your motherfuckers is different. The vets is to be lit, though. Be on that dope them niggas. That's the niggas still got that dope game down. Hey young blue you He on the bag. Damn. Oh Oh up. Oh Thank you dead. He ain't dead. Leave alone. He ain't gonna fall. I bet you five dollars they don't fall. I bet you five dollars you do

I bet you're on fall. I think if he hit the flow. B. B. He in the ground. Bette. Gotcha. Hey, man, y'all, y'all nigger crazy is here. I heard y'all motherfuckin'all. I ain't gonna fall. Bitch, I stay on my toes, motherfucker. And the goddamn motherfucker, brown here make me fall. Bitch, I told the nigga yesterday, I said.

Bidtie fire back, he fall this time. Alright, he gonna hit the ground this time. That shit ain't hard. He definitely going to die. Tell me what you want, niggie. Fuck out of here, man. You motherfuckers is crazy. Oh, you 10. God damn. You've been watching that intervention,

didn't you? Man, that shit be funny in here, bro. Because you be thinking they be about to get her, too. They'd be like, I'm going to go into intervention because my daughter want me to get my name together. They always want to do it for their daughter. My daughter want me to get my life together. And they go to their intervention, bud. They be hearing all this thing.

Fuck your dad. The stories be fucked When you hear the shit that the family that did Like, well, are you ready to tell your testimony About why you feel like your father Should be off of drugs? Carlos, please, please tell your dad Why you want him

To stop using drugs He ain't gonna tell me shit Mr. Whitfield, Mr. Whitfield Mr. Whitfield That's my boy, I know it's your boy, Mr. Whitfield I know him, that's my boy He came from Dean Nuss. Mr. Whitfield.

Mr. Whitfield, this is an intervention. We're here to try to make things better. I told him we need no goddamn intervention. I need you to listen to your son. Tell you. I'm clean. Look at me. This is about building better relationship.

I need you to listen to your son. Tell why you need to make a change. We don't need to tell me shit. Carlos, please. They need all their pussy and cry to shit. Mr. Whitfield? Hey, my boy, my boy's don't cry. Mr. Whitfield, you agreed to be here.

You agreed to be here. I ain't agreed to shit. They drug me here. I was standing up that by the car. Mr. Whitfield. My daughter said, I'm going to get something to eat. And all of a sudden, we're in the motherfuckin' room. Mr. Whitfield, calm down.

Oh, me's a motherfuckerucking package. Mr. Whitfield. I'm sorry, Mr. Go ahead. Go ahead. It's your time. This is it right here, man. This is it. That was the final straw, man.

Final straw, I'm thirsty, shit. I know he back on them drugs, man, because this is the final straw, man. He stole, when he stole. Where? Mr. Whitfield. Mr. Whitfield. He said I'm on drug.

This is your child, Mr. Whitfield. My, I bet, listen, I've been clear. He said, I'm on drug. Look, whee. Mr. Whitfield. You're making the child. much more difficult than it has to be. He keeps listening to the motherfucker.

He don't need no, it don't fault. He keeps talking about I'm on a drug. Niko, whee! Mr. I'm so sorry about this. See what I'm saying? I see what you're saying. But I still don't. He had right now.

I need you to get it out. He has to hear. He has to hear it. He thinks we don't know, but we do know. He stole $300 from the youth choir. See, see? That's your problem. I stole $200.

They're cheering, what ain't gonna do? They can't say no goddamn wait, nigga, whee! Mr. Whitfield, Mr. Whitfield, look at me, all right? As the intervention specialist and as a therapist, I have to ask you, what do you feel is the importance of making your son have a better relationship with you after all of these years of your absence? Make him have a better relationship with you. Now, now that's when, Mr. Whitfield.

But, son, Mr. son, I know I wasn't there, okay? Yes. Where are you right now? We are in the basement of a church. No, we're in the Cox Center. No, I ain't in no dicks.

I'm not in nothing. No, see, that's what? What's the drug we're in too? No, it's no Dick's present, sir. I'm sorry. You're confusing me, Mr. Whitfield. I just want you and your son to have a better. Look at your son.

Look at your son. Son, am I really a disappointment? All the PTSD's I could never come. In parents, I want to show up. You're undetoned, man. I couldn't call. Your life almost over. You got to get off.

My life. almost over. Nika, whee! This is becoming a lot more difficult, Mr. Whitfield, listen. We have... Look, Mr. Whitfield. And it wonder why I smoke dope.

What would you... And they wonder why I smoke dope. Do you do smoke dope? My own goddamn churn on these lemons. So what I'm going to do? It's it. I'm going to smoke a little dope. Okay. Mr. Whitfield, well, look, we understand

you smoke dope, and we have set up a three-week rehab for you at the Cox Rehab Center and we want you to go stay on behalf of your family three weeks it's free

you have somewhere to stay food it's food there are people there that will be there to help you what kind of people white people that niggas

getting in and they don't come back out no no no not that's the other center this is the Cox Center okay this is one of the best rehab facility there are some women there but that's not your focus your focus should be getting off of the drugs

that you're on. Who said I was on? You just did. You just said you're on drugs, Mr. Whitfield. That was back then. That was two seconds ago. He's talking about the day. Oh, Jesus fucking grace.

Mr. Miller, I'm going to have to let you know. There doesn't seem to be too much hope for your dad. Man, fuck, girl. Y'all is stupid. Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace. You discover the depths of your mother's illness, the way it has echoed and reverberated throughout your life, impacting your very legacy.

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Only you can prevent wildfires Brought to you by the USDA Forest Service Your State Forrester and the ad council You can tell he really been around some dope faces That's some dope-fay shit right there Hey man you said you was coming to pick me up there Oh look Chico Hold on let me see if a nigga play this on the saxopholes

Can you play Nigger win That ain't that ain't You sound like Lisa Simpson That's Lisa Simpson That was Give me something That was not nigger win

Now here, it's just nigger win. Okay. Okay. That was kind of smooth with it. That was like he was really on dope, though. Nika win. I like that one. I heard you smoking that dope.

Are you smoking that dope? Are you smoking that dope? Heard you smoking on dope. Just smoking that dope Every day you smoke dope Every day smoke dope Tyler Perry at the house like you know what That is a good play right now

Nigel wins Coming to your life And I'm gonna say that You like this shit Yeah, no added to be done Somebody out there having flashback right now. Uncle Charles. He was on that dope.

Pretty bad. Pretty bad. White people don't sing this one. This ain't your song right here. Bray hit the look. I'm getting sad. I miss Uncle Charles. That can be used for a lot of shit.

Like what? Ladies, if you got a dead beat father, and that nigga say he gonna come up, pick up the kids. When you see a nigga that owe you some money, he said he's gonna pay you. Ladies, when the niggins say he's going to come over there and eat that pussy You'd be like

You ain't got to ask me, I'm just down now You've been giving head for a long time, but the nigger tell you he about the nut. When you find the crackhead, they got the motherfucker food stands for sale, they say, man, I'm going to get you $50 on a hundred. This is going to make the white people mad right here. When they say they're going to impeach Trump.

Fellas, when your cop fucked up and your rides say they're on the way and tell you they're right up the street and they're about to pull up on you. That shit hard. That's hard. They're hard in here, right? They go win. All the white ladies with black boyfriends who tell you they're about to get their life together. Fellas, when you go to the barber shop and your barber stay on the phone and tell you, you next.

When your baby mama takes you and asks you, can you cash after $500, she's going to pay you back. Pay your ass back tomorrow Might pay your ass back tomorrow I like that shit right there That shit hard They said black people gonna get their respiration Yeah, boy My stupid ass said respiration

It's reparations shit still trying to get my respirations too look at white people touch those, see, that's why they haven't got them yet, right there they don't even know what they were, they don't even know. Yeah, yeah. Well Andre 3,000 say he's going to put out another album.

Man, we need that for the culture, please. Andre 3,000, please come back. Andre 3,000, Lou Wayne, please come back we need that real shit what you want to hear I want to hear Andre three thousand go stupid on some shit I want to hear Lou Wayne come in with no metaphors yeah why he's still the best rapper a lie to me only little way can say simple shit and make it crazy though that's ain't gonna crazy

that nigga said she hot as hell call her Helen ha ha ha ha ha You know, I put with two chains, too. He say shit that just ruggling hell, but that shit be saucy, though. Oh, yeah. Finna go to the stove. Groceries. Don't play with me. Salary.

Like, I'm like, a nigga dude, why ain't salary, though? Yeah, that nigger vibes game, though. That nigga, Tuchin. Two-chains, 100. Big weed. Stay blunt. Everybody. No, I'm fronting.

Then you see me out. One hundred. You be like, nigh. Yeah. Crazy's two chain line when that nigger said. She's dog skin, her bread, light skin, put them together. There's ice cream sandwiches. Two chains, the only one rhyme scheme.

Just begun, about to come. That's a fun. Drink up on the Capri's on. Too chan be too lit. Get in the car. Change my light on. That mean off. Fid to stay home.

Got nothing to do Fuck you I'm like Ooh that's lit That digger made chilling sound So much fun That nigger

He'll just say The same shit He just said But the change I'm two chain Got two chain When you see me In two chain

A two chain I'm A two chain Yeah Try Tide Loud Tire Fing to go to church

They get baptized. Thank you, Lord. Hallelujah. Song 23. Ooh. Don't play with Jesus. You know what I'm going to do. I read the Bible.

Smoke my weed. Don't play with me. A.K. Man, and stay with me. Yo, girl, she lay with me. Play with me. You were gonna. Let the smoke with that marijuana.

See me out. You know I'm on. I'm in Tulsa. Oklahoma. Oklahoma. What we're at? Two chain, got two hat. Two girls.

one white, one black, and fat. Big money, big figures. That's round, like jigger. See me out. I'm mad figure. I thought the lady was a nigger, but she's not. She a girl.

And you know, I got the ass girl. Now I'm bald, and I call. See y'all. Let's ball. Growing up. Hey, I don't really give a buck. Can't eat no pizza. Why?

I got asseripa. Oh. That shit burning. burn and that. Let's eat burning that. Yeah. Okay.

And break that old. Yeah. Tell your baby mama step outside right quick. No, just tell a stick I hear that and do I want to holl at a real fan.

No, because she had called me by that little $40 and I had it before. I want to talk to her right quick. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah Oh, yeah

Oh shit We're in so love Oh shit I don't know what I'm doing Ooh Yeah Yeah Yeah

Okay Yeah Yeah Good pussy make you say Yeah Good pussy make you say Yeah, it's a pussy song No

Good pussy make you say Did this just turn into a pussy song Good pussy make you say Somebody dim the lights We need damn lights when we're talking about pussy Hey man, them the lights Shit about to get real manish What did it do?

That pussy make you say Good pussy make you say That pussy make you say That pussy make you say Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh That pussy make you say That pussy make you say That pussy make you say

That was real player How they transition to a pussy song That pussy make you say That pussy make you say It's getting cold I'm feeling old I ain't pulling out because I'm so bold

Yeah It's getting cold and I'm feeling old And I ain't pulling out Because I'm so bold I told her she better fuck With a real nigga Because she know this dick is worthy I'm a type of thing

That'll get you pregnant on purpose And tell you Let's keep it. And name that digger Carlos Jr. All up in your pussy is nice to know you. That's a good pussy, that good pussy, I swear it feel good like a fool. Pussy so damn good, make me take all your kids in school. Pussy so damn good, make me clean up your house.

Pussy so damn good, make me eat it with my own life. I said that pussy so good, I'm putting up with drama. I said that shit was so good. I call her mama, mama. Damn. Oh, that pussy's so good. D.C. I call her mama, mama.

Oh, that pussy's so good. Yeah. That pussy so good. How good is it? Oh, that pussy's so good. When this is none of my mom, I'm looking at all. Put the good all of my living. What's the good all of my dream?

Put the good I want to say I gotta put it out there Put a little ball on my trip Put the juice on my lip Pussy so good All the ladies If you got good pussy Put your hands up in the air

All the ladies If you got good pussy Put your hands up in the air your hands in the air you don't have good pussy under there She ain't got no pussy Checo

She got a deal door And it's got up all right now I'm talking to you Who you talking to I'm talking to you She knows who you talking to I think you got good pussy too Talking to you

I'm talking to you To you I'm talking to you to you To you, to you, to you That pussy got to be good Because her attitude is so bad I say that booze got to be good Because her attitude is so bad

You'd probably be surprised Right That's if you can survive Where the freaks in the bleacher seats Freaks Where the freaks in the bleachers Seeks Where the freaks in the bleachers seats

right there with the phone I'm about to come and see where the freaks in the Be safe, Chico! I will You got your honor of you! Miss Chancho

Miss Chantable! Can you go help Chico? Hey, where the freaks in the bleachers seat. She's going to put somebody in a choking. Hey, where the freaks in the bleach of seats. Hey. We're the freaks in the bleachers seat. Where the freaks in the bleacher's seat.

I got some freaks, some tosser freaks. I got a freak, a tosser freak. I got a freak, the tosser freak. I know she's crazy. She got overalls on like the baby. Dress like a man. Wanna touch a freak's hand You a nigger, bro, put your hand down

Hey Is that your boyfriend right there Would you touch my hand for Your girl trying to go What's up my white bro Hey If you like good pussy say yeah Yeah.

Yeah. We're going to try one more time. Yeah. If you like good pussy, say yeah. Yeah. Oh, he got it that time. Yeah. Good pussy niggas, yeah.

He's still like good pussy, even though he in a wheelchair. Hey, J-go. What did you say? He in a wheelchair. Yeah. Give him some, too, give him some too. Hey, give him some to. Give him some to. Hey, give him some too.

Hey, give him some to. Oh. Give him some too. Free, women free, get me free, women free, what type of dance is you doing? She danced like an auntie. What's up, James? Hey, white lady, how are you doing? Is that your boyfriend right there?

You by yourself? All right. White lady tonight. She's going to let me sell dope out of her house. I know that's right. Yeah, she probably got good throat. She's a torso white lady, so she probably on a baby fat coat. Oh, yeah.

And we What the fuck is your young ass He's 12 years old He 12 years old He 12 years old You had some pussy before His mama said no His mama said no

You probably don't know He's fucked before He's fucked before He look kind of cool My little got cool He do is fucking at school He'd be fucking at school Hey y'all stop this shit right now

This is what we draw the goddamn planet Break it down Break it down He'd be fucking in the library He'd be fucking in the library He'd be fucking in the teacher student in my room I know you

I don't need it before All on you can be fucking is cool Oh This is the 85 South show This is your favorite show to roll up And clean your house up to Fuck Netflix and chill That ain't how we go no more

Yeah, chill and watch the 85 South show Fuck Netflix and chill That ain't how it Go no more Roll a blood up with your hole And watch the 85 South show Shout out to all the ladies

Who had to watch the episode twice With your main thing and your side nigga Had to act like you ain't seen it before That's her You ain't shit You're a shit I loved all the ladies that got two boyfriends and you love both of them the same.

Treat both your niggas equal. This nigga right here in the front is mean as fuck. You ain't laughed at nothing all night. You all right. Are you okay? You look like you like fuck this shit. I shouldn't have paid.

Fuck this shit. Shouldn't have paid. But the nigger came and they didn't have paid. But the nigger came. was lit so the niggas stayed looked around looked in the crowd said it's the hose in here

shit I'm gonna stick around big old booters big old tinnis all intelligence and they pretty oh hell yeah I ain't forgot about you auntie titties mama tits

hey hold up just stop I want to hit an ad lit. That's the one. To see a Hollywood home Black Wall Street Black Wall Street Black Wall Street

Black Wall Street Black Wall Street Black Wall Street, Black Wall Street, hey, Black Wall Street. Sit your ass down. You can record the show now. Come on, bro. This nigga about to get put out. You need to take your ass home how you gonna record the show

on the damn Android phone. They're not gonna see what it is. See what it is We're gonna be twisted as she Who can be honest What is wrong with this? Miss Trachgo Miss Trachgo

Put her in the shell kick So What is exactly that you're doing? You don't know who that is? That's Miss Triscoe Yeah, her pussy got wet she had to stand up like Oh, wait a minute. Oh, leave that fucking lady alone. No.

Put him in the show kick. That is fucked up. No, it ain't? Yes, it is. No, it's not. She's here. She's having a good time. That is, y'all don't know her.

That is Ms. Tranchbo. Who is Ms. Trunchba? Of Matilda. Put him in the choke. You're going to eat that cake. Yep. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Hey, man. I can't fucking do this shit. I don't want it, Ms. Trunchble. Matilda, you think you're out smarter than me. Hey, man, these dudes are fucked up, man. Put you in the joking. She looked like she came to make sure we don't have too much fun. Yep, keep the fun down to a minimum.

You remember when Matilda snuck in her house that she had on that score cap? And she was like, keep the goddamn table talk down to a minimum. You were like, run, Matilda, run. another goddamn thing keep the table talk down to a minimum

they're gonna beat this they're gonna beat the shit out us when we leave for real trouble one of the whole y'all fucking people too much we ain't gonna be able to come back to Tulsa

yes we is they love us in Tulsa they got up they got up like you you got up like you goddamn is caught the holy ghost yes Lord

come to Oklahoma City Okay No First of all What y'all not gonna do is God damn it We didn't know shit How the fuck we know y'all loved us

And y'all ain't told us in a long time I knew they loved us I came up here like three four times They didn't tell me shit Who knew They'd be having them tornadoes don't they High school bleas Did y'all know

Oh they lit back there in the bleachers This lady back there was some overall on all the way down to the front drinking the drink day that's what I see you baby no they did closer to the concession stand yeah uh-huh oh the M&M you know the shit right yeah yeah let me get me M&M record real toss a woman I love you too I think I don't know I don't know you know you never know what that might be you never know she gonna get up thank you Carlos I love you I was thinking about us earlier I made plans for us.

I was just being nice. Got that throat. She gonna have that thing on her throat. No, look here, Carlos. First of all,

I love you. I just wanted to tell you that I think I love you. I had a girl who had that shit right and she said, you want to see a magic trick? I said, yeah,

that bit has to speak and she said, why there? It got that she said, you see it. Oh, I'd have had to leave. I'm like,

bitch, I'm gonna yank this motherfucker like a lamp. I don't even want to I don't even want to fuck no more. I see some food go down your throat. That's it. My dick is going to go.

Yeah, we don't belong here. You all fucked up individuals, man. Yeah, it's stupid. Oh, you get like a lip. Love you too, baby, all the way. I love you wherever you at. Real? That bitch up under somebody's seat.

I know you, Chica! Where's Waldo? That bitch ain't even had no seat. She, I love you, check out! She's laying on the aisle. You fuck. Hey, well, I appreciate you getting in here. That means you're efficient.

Who ain't here in relationships? Who ain't here with a significant other? How many y'all watch this shit before you fuck and after? I got a question. Do you pause it or do you just keep playing it? Just let that shit play. Y'all keep playing that shit. That me and your ass have been fucking and bust out laughing before.

Right. Yeah, that's so stupid. I hope it was the fellas, because if your girl bust out laughing, the pussy going to get real big and close. Oh, what the fuck with that? Whoa. Whoa. That shit like when your lights blink off. Whoa, what was that?

I did not know you were capable of this shit. Is this a pussy or a balloon? Man, that's, you know how major that is, though, brus? Like, motherfuckers watch us. Like, people watch Martin now. Like, you know what they make you just turn us on the two? TV and just let that shit run, bro. Just let it run.

All type of shit be going on. People be sending me videos of their kids doing loose leg and shit. Like, you let your kids watch this shit. Not even that shit. She bought her son to the show like, fuck it, come on. Wear your sweatshirt, little niggum. Grown now, little niggily. She don't took them now.

She doesn't got up out of here now. They go? We go? Where you go? That's the mama right there. but where little man how old is he 13th birthday today you let that's what he wanted for his birthday but your mama it lit to bring you here on your 13 birthday you know why i went my 13th birthday the church you know i went my 13th birthday to sleep nigger ain't nobody do shit i wonder what

she negotiated before she brought him like look i'm gonna take you but don't listen to shit they say oh he'd be watching this shit at the house at night when you be sleep that nigga be up under the covers watching this shit, yeah. Titty's in the building. Go to school singing that shit. Titties in the... Look at Miss Jackson. She's got tities.

Kids bad as hell, bro. Just don't take what the fuck I say, because I'd be talking about eating ass and shit, dude, sir. So do he. Don't eat ass at 13. You're going to be in the wrong ass. I'm telling you.

Yeah, yeah, because if she's 13... You don't even know what the... Between good pussy and bad pussy, you don't need nothing. Yeah, save yourself at 13. Don't do none of that. He didn't have an allergic to the ass. God damn.

You found out you allergic to ass at 13. You can't even grow up right. Your mom and I think you got jumped. What happened? See, um... I ain't some booze. You did what? I ate some booing.

Oh, and then, get you some Benadryl. That should knock it on out. No, she's going to be a much. She's going to be. dramatic because she's a mama. Well, how much did you eat that got your face looking like that? It's not funny. Hmm.

My face hurt. Hey, fellas, how long do you eat a lady's ass on average? At least 30 seconds. You don't... You're not in it for no minutes. You put a beep back day and be like, look, bitch, you're special. Yep. Hurry up and get the fucking up.

You never say it did that for you. Don't never say ain't never did that, buddy. That's it, like changing the oil in the bitch car. Hold on, let me change the oil. Yep, it's running good. It's great. 30 seconds. 30 seconds is his ass eating.

In and out. In and out. You got to be fresh out the shower. You got to be like you robbing the bank. You got to get in and get out. It got to be an op right there. You can't get that ass out that she didn't been at work all day, nag. She's come home with them slacks on.

You got to take a shower. A quick wash up. because you got that slack booty I can't fuck with it if you really love or eat it anyway no nigga you got I don't trust a bitch

look at my nigga right there said no that's there I fear you bro let me tell you OG I don't trust no bitch who got baby wipes but ain't got no kids shit I trust I trust everyone you're gonna wipe that pussy off

get your ass in that shower that I'd be mad this shit if I went down the licks of my ass and it tastes like baby wipes like bitch I know you ain't just hit yourself with a guy damn baby white bath. It tastes like hand salatilatize.

Yeah, ugh. Make your lips numb. Y'all so ungrateful. You're both... Lips burning like you've been eating musketives. You're like... First three legs. You got to get it out the way.

Like the tussie pop? Yeah. Ah! Ah! See, that's why you got to spin on it. Rub it off. She'd be like, what's you doing? Bitch, I'm rubbing that that dust off.

Actually, I'm cleaning the ass before I know you've been walking out there. It's sweat down now. Move. Ladies, y'all look down and the nigga, you get to eat that ass. Like, oh, hey, oh, nigga, you're nasty, nasty, okay. The date is nasty, too. What? Did you say it's my turn, niggas?

That's that what you said? No, I need to cut the lights off. Fuck around with your free game. No, I got to kid. Leave the lights on. Yeah, that shit from the back. Cut the lights out! I ain't fucking eat no ass with the lights off.

Hell nah. Chico, B. Ooh. And they can dance like on Mario. That nigga nice out, Chico Bay. Do it for a little saint. No, we're not dancing making no music for that fucking-ass shit. That niggins could wait pass through there.

T-tap, t-tap, t-tap, to-tap, no. This niggas are crazy, man. He like in that fucking-ass shit, man. Oh, shit. This that whole, nigg, I almost slipped on this shit. No. Wow. Any fellas in here getting their ass eight?

Why do you care? Some of y'all niggas lie like a motherfucker. Your bitch, your bitch in your leg right now. How do they talk about your ass. I've seen a couple girls look at a nigga like. You a whole-ass nigga if your girl had you at the hotel like this, Nick. Girl, you're a fool, you a fool. So, yeah.

Get your ass eight. Can't even for it. Hell nah. Niggie J. Fah and J. Coole. Don't do that. Nigg got to shake it off. I'm so sick of this. That little voice is going to come out of nowhere.

You are eating ass. Ah! Hell now. And you got to shake it off like a bitch. Oh my goodness. Ah, the nigga, hell no. That has shocked the shit out of me. Hell right, D.C.

You got to stand up off. They're like, wait, what the fuck is you doing, ma'am? Hold up. Oh, my niggas' whole way. Oh, you got to shake it all. No way. Don't do it, man. You know, swore that shit.

Y'all niggas. Oh, yeah, not. It's a nigger out there. Eat an assing ass and a man's early today. A nigga love you, bitch. Like, listen, you better not tell nobody, she's going to tell everyone. They have a group chat.

Your nickname of her phone, shit face. Guess who he takes who he? Yeah, I know the real reason why he talks so much shit, girl. Hey, DC, that's how the message is going to come in. Bitch. It's going to be a guilt. It's going to be like, bitch. It's going to be like, bitch.

Girl, what he doesn't do it now? Guess who he tests? Got you saying that her phone is, goddamn. Booty Bandit. Guess who he says? Because they don't even take that girl for it. They just send them gifts and they just get it. No, he did.

Yes, he did. I'm going to sell this ringtone. Answer the phone. It's the ass eater. And ladies, y'all tell y'all, you tell your homegirl everything, fellas, your girl, your girl, know more about y'all's relationship than you do, nink. Because she can tell her the shit, she can't tell you,

all the girls in here got that group chat. or that phone call they can make until all the business. Bitch, let me tell you about what this nigga just did. This nigga just ate my ass, bitch. By herself, nothing else. That's all he did. Like, he came over here to eat ass. Like, I thought he was coming to do something else.

That nigga was like, uh-uh. Bid my legs all the way back. I was like, well, go ahead then, nigga. I just took a shower too. Oh. Chico, this would a home girl be on the other line. Bitch you lie. Did you know me better than that?

I'm, not lying. That thing came over here with that. You ain't lying, I know my bitch. Shut the fuck out. There's always one bitch. She ain't lying. I know my bitch. You're not lying.

Like, bitch, shut the fuck up, bitch. Hey, but the fellas fuck around in me, the bitch with some good head. We don't tell nobody, not a soul. Yeah, nigga, most you won't get out of that. Yeah. We'll be like, hey, boy, you know jamming. Boy.

Boy. Boy. Boy. Boy. Boy. Boy. Boy. Hey, nigger, soon as I got there, I was like,

boy. Whoa. I'm talking about making knees lock up, nigga. Nicky, you bullshit. I'm talking about, ah, all that. Bro. She hit you with the black, blah, blah, blah. All that.

It was so bad she wanted to fuck, I couldn't even get back up. Boy, stop playing. Boy, that nigga was like, boy, I'm fucked up. Oh, that ain't shit. Boy, I had one. You got out of something so good. You ever have to suck your back juice out when you can't eat little. on your back.

She'd have sucked all the juice out of my back, boy. Hell yeah. Hey. I was like... Digger. I had a bit cheek sick. After. I'm talking about, I did.

I went on soft and everything. I'm like, all, bitch, you're just playing now. Like, you can get your stupid ass up. She's a dad out. Bitch eating the gummy worm. I'm like, bitch, that shit dead, bitch. Get up. You just fucking, you're sucking a gummy worm.

You're just looking at a gummy word. You're going to get high blood pressure. You better get up. You know why that shit feel funny? Why? Because that's your soul leaving your body. And ladies, y'all disrespectful. You know, damn well,

a nigga ain't got no more than it. The nigga might have two rounds in him if he ate some vegetables today. But y'all motherfuckers be disrespectful. Let's go again, bitch. You know ain't nothing in there. What the fuck is wrong with you? Hey, Chico, when you bust and she keeps sucking,

you'd be wanting to say, Please stop. That did be drunk Uh-uh Ain't no getting back up To their ladies It ain't not out the number two That shit painful

It don't even feel good no more Yeah you're cutting in the next week dick now Yeah exactly That's why niggins gonna be calling back Nah that bitch like to fuck too much Last time I went over there I fucking been seven times They had to call off work

Oh principally the busin' nut They'd be bustin' nut and be like I want some old You're like hold up bitch But sometimes that pussy You ever got some pussy on your way out the door You gotta fuck right there in front of the door I like that's just spontaneous

you never know where you might get some pussy I love this shit she's about to be bang hell yeah you know what that man bitch you're nasty come on for real anywhere I lie that pussy that shit

the best go shopping with your girl and fucking the Macy's dressing room bitch ain't nobody gonna see us come on just keep your legs dead y'all got them high clans yeah I mean fucking all that T.J. Max and shit

well they definitely ain't gonna catch you in there definitely I don't know you can't do it They don't think you stealing. You can't even fuck. You just see footsteps. You're like, look. We're going to have to stop. We're going to have to stop.

Just act like you're trying shit on. Hey, them pants feel good than a motherfucker, don't they, baby? Uh-uh. My bitch can't keep her noise down. Sorry. Sorry. We could drive. Somebody's fucking back there.

I need to hit noise. That shit helped me. That shit made me feel good. So when I hear you, mom, bitch, what? She turned real. man, it feel good. It feels what? Right.

I think she likes it. Bitch, you ain't seen. Bitch, I ain't turning into the monster I can be, bitch. Yeah, that shit work to you about the nut. Those ladies are talking that nut out of you.

Shut up, don't say nothing. Don't say nothing. Thank you a monster when you about the nut. Bitch, I'll turn it to the monster. God damn. My shit. Turn it to a whole bitch right then. A three and a half.

Ladies, one of the name. Bigger boss a nut here, bitch, for about five seconds. Just know that if you ever wanted to beat that nigga hands, make him nut first. You got five seconds to get your shit off because that nigga can't do nothing. Nothing at all. Get on, man.

Shit. What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you? What are you doing this? They can make your eyes get big, like, God damn, who. That was a mean one right there, boy. Ladies, y'all take pride in that, don't you, making the niggins look at her, yeah.

You might well tell you, hey, fellas, make your girl feel good. Let her know she gave us a good person. Let them feel good. Hell yeah. Tell us, bitch. You miss me, nigga. Right. Yeah, ladies, you can fake the orgasm if you want to, but that ain't even the important part to fake.

You're supposed to fake after you finish. You don't act like you can't get up. Uh-uh, I'm gonna lay right here. Even if you can. happy the orgasm fake the after fuck ladies they be confused they think they know when they make about the nut you don't really know our process ladies like you think a nigga leg starts shaking the shit now that they got a cramp somewhere probably he trying to work through that cramp this how you know when you're nigga about the nut when that motherfucker

hitting that bitch ah ah I didn't just stop and start talking to you this shit feel good the motherfucker don't feel good don't the whole time nigga leg over there like this give me a kiss give me a kiss give me a kiss give me a kiss I love you say you love me so you love me Say you love me. See ya. Oh, what did all that talking? I'll have been nothing right on her leg. Excuse me.

I'm sorry. Shit. God. Damn it. Lank you come again. He'll never let me fuck again. Girl, he doesn't let it all on my leg, girl. Whatever.

You gotta give me some pussy again, especially if you get that white shit on my shirt. Oh, that's a nigger with some white. That shit, don't come out. I want that white shit. I don't want that white shit. I want that white shit. No, I want that white shit. it turns to that white shit that

don't come out. You can use oxy clean or nothing. That shit is on there. Yeah, you're trying to find a cute word for it. It ain't nothing but girl, nut. Yep. That shit got concrete in it. You have a not the bitch on? Coochicum. Yeah, that coochicum got concrete. Coochicum. That's a commercial

you'll see at 2 o'clock in the morning. Hey, if you ever had your shirt white and try some coochie cum. It'll make everything hard. Including your cots. Same white dude, same commercial. Then he takes them and plug up the hole in a boat. Right.

Coochicum, strong enough to hold this 40-pound anvil without falling. Coochicum. And it makes a great snack. And it makes a great snack. Y'all, y'all ever made a bit, come on. Come on them. Come on.

Period. Oh, hell yeah. No, see, that's the biggest misconception ever. first of all that period been on she was acting like she ain't know because she wanted some dick too nah that too though that too though nah it you that's true but do you know it like you be hitting that motherfucker you like boy this pussy extra wet god damn you open up do you turn that light on nigga you're like oh nigga we didn't somebody died around this bitch blood everywhere oh she's like i'm so sorry i like this shit you made

I made it come down. Ooh, you make my love come down. I love that shit. I just stare right now. They be lying, bro. Women know they pussy. They know how to make the period stop. They were like, bitch, we got an hour and 15 minutes.

Hurry up, drop me off over there. I'll be getting a niggas of pussy. I'm going to wait 20 minutes, bitch. He ain't got for 30 minutes of fuck time before the period come back. I'm the pussy slam. I love that shit. I love seeing that shit. I'm like, oh.

You are crazy. You bleed, y'all. whole time her pussy be talking to her like bitch what are you to read that's a stupid man we got to get ready i know we got to get the fucking we ain't going to what shit they don't take the goddamn carpet down what they gonna do they got to untaped this shit we gonna stay here because the church of the doors are open

believe it or not we've been up here damn there two hours Try to leave now. Close the doors, please. Lock the doors. Put the chains on the door. You're trying to get them out of here. Oh, shit. I ain't got no money for these niggas today.

Yeah, yeah. Man, been on some real shit. We appreciate each and there one of y'all. What my scrip is at? With my scruper's at. This is how they used to wrap back in the day. Tosa, Oklahoma. Y'all came and sold to show out and showed it, man.

We got love out here in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Make some noise for yourselves, man. Yo, with my scruper's at. What are you looking for? Hey, we're gonna take a picture, hold up, Tulsa. We can't let y'all leave without taking a picture. We got to get everybody standing up with their phones out. Even if you got an Android, put your light up.

Everybody stand up, put your light up. Light just bitch up, Tulsa. Light it up. We don't let them see it. Still, Black Wall Street and Tulsa. Niggins get to it out here. Black Wall Street for life, nigga, you're dead. There we go.

Y'all, everybody got their lights up. Turn the lights down. Who the fuck turned that light up? What my script was that? Turn these lights down so we can see the light. Come on, that dollar. Where that's what I'm talking about. Here we go.

Come on, fly. Get in here fly. Ms. Truchble. You want to get in the picture? Come on, Ms. Trunchball. We need you. What my stripper's at? Where the strippers at?

I got a dollar. Oh, shit. Almost fair. You ain't got the magic stallion these. Fuck that one. Tosa, Oklahoma, we love y'all, man. We are the 85 social. Thank each and every last one of y'all.

We love y'all. Tosa, Oklahoma. Give it up for the 85 South show. One more time, Tosa. Give it up for Chico Bean. One more time, Tosa. Give it up for D.C. Young Fly, one more time, Tulsa. Give it up for the Sensei, Carlos Miller, one more time, Tulsa.

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No, he didn't want me in his. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mama got to get our own picture, y'all. Mama got to have a life too. One, two, three. Thank y'all. Thank you.

Thank you. Appreciate you. What you said you want for your birthday? A little brother? What? Oh my God. Hey, boy. Hey, man, your mama.

All ain't no, chill. Come back with the camera. Now, snapchat. Let's snap check. What's up? It's your man. Carlos. Have you ever tried to man-scape your landscape and scraped your manhood?

Hey, manhood. Man, everybody's been there. Everybody's tried to landscape their manscape. You may not be good at it. It's not your fault. You're using the wrong tools. You need to go to manscape.com so you can go get some highly engineered precision tools for your family jewels.

That could be a slogan. Precision tools for your family jewels. Manscape, your landscape, yeah, go take it all off. Manscape, you landscape. Hey, but don't scrape that. those balls. You need to manscape, your landscape. Hey, go trim it on up. You need to manscape, your landscape, hey, be careful, bruh. You want to go to manscape.com and get a discount. Use my code, 85 South when you get there. Manscape your landscape. Yeah, trim it all off. Mancape,

your landscape, yeah, shave up those balls. You got to take care of your area if you want in your area. If you know what I mean, now you know. And knowing is half the battle. G.I. Joe said that, and I live by it, and I'm a grown-ass man. Manscape.com, Carlos Miller, code 85 South. I'll see you when you get there. I won't, but somebody will. Get out of the gym! Get your ass out of the gym! He been in this ass and he would look.

Ma'am, get in here. You think I'm about to stand by you at this big niggick? I always say speak no. I'm like, what? I'm like, what? Great, right? Come in, Gary. You're a teacher? You're a teacher?

Yes, she is. She's a teacher? No. She's a teacher? No. She's alone. One, two, three. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Chief Keith, what you're doing? Send down, I see you, boy.

That's Johnny's brother. That's who? That's who? Oh. Oh, what's up, geez? How you go? What's up? What's up?

I got you, bro. I asked you. Oh, yeah, yeah. I appreciate you. I got you. I got you. I got you. Ready, one, two, three.

They don't fuck with that. Thank y'all. How we get out? Come on. I need one more. The do look like a love. Youth church right here. One, two, three.

Because God says, God says, The people in the back shout come forward. Thank you. It is cold as fucking here. Man, one time I would listen to a pastor, he ain't know what to say. I can't stand them niggas. Because you have to be good, uh-huh, in order for you to get your blessing.

Because if you're not good, then what are you do? You do. You're like, man, my nigger, that's, you had a whole week to my face. It's what the fuck you came. I'm stressed. I am stressed. Talk about being good. If I want to hear that shit.

Give me some real life shit. One, two, three. Thank you. Goose down. My guy. What's on, O.G? See? This is the way man that'll pull up on you.

Yes, up. They're doing it. They're in the car already. What's it? They're on YouTube, man. We still live big. What do you mean? You're just big, big, being in real life, nigga.

What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you doing? You go to dealers. Hey, y'all ain't got no big and tall? We got no big and tall section? Tableback hair and that. Dilligua.

Dillate. This is your nickname. Big Dillitate. This is your nickname. One, two, three. Long shirt having an ad. That nigga, I lift his shirt up just for all these pants. No, look big old.

You need a bunch of shit in a waffle house. Don't even know it yet. Let me make the order. And the all-stop special. Yeah. Give me all the council orders. On these head. Big a hell in the pitch.

All these hands. Yeah. Oh, D what's hair? Ah! Oh, D what's had it? Yeah. IQ. Fuck a lot, we're coming.

What's our IT? What's our IG? What's our OG? That boy, that cut everybody in the neighborhood. He got a big mummo. One, two, three. I'm worried about, I got you. I got your job.

You got to get up. You got to get up. You don't need to open me nothing. What I do? I ain't doing them practicing on y'all. One, two. See if I like this, please. One, two, three.

Say you like your edge is cooking. Don't do that. You don't have to pay me for that. Let me do the boys. All right, bro. All right, man. Come on, Auntie. She let all the grandkids smoke cigarettes.

Ha! Get out of my face! I got three left, leave me alone. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. It's her birthday. 65 years on next week. Happy birthday, baby.

Happy birthday, baby. Oh, good son and stuff. One, two, three. Happy birthday. We sit up and watch you guys all night. Really? Lots of nights. That's crazy, word.

We're reaching everybody. She says she, 65 and she watched the show every night. Every night, nigger. You have no excuse. Not three companies, not saffin inside. Us. Motherfucker. He's a night of nothing.

Nothing. No, that's all, missed it. Happy birthday. Every birthday, Mom. How are you going? You're not the snack no more? No problem. Where are you turning to the meal?

She got picked up with her seat. Ooh, you're so. Boom. Baby, your bun is perfect. Boy, you got that shit, I'm perfect. Teach bond school. Well, you look like you're supposed to be on a black girl book. She keeps that bun in a glass case.

Love yourself. What is what I do? It looked like, you know, that in case that the clock go in. What, what love got to do? What the thing you're going to make? I love to the turtle, boy. You can tell, she's to get hit every song. Cut me.

What love got to do? Got to do. Oh, that bit's safe. Got to hit a bit sometimes, bud. I ain't knew what time. I'm worried about, I don't want to get up. Let's get an ass right. What love?

Got to do. You're right. Oh, that is hilarious, bro. One, two, three. Who needs a hard when a heart can be broken. That's what you want, that's what you want. That's what you want. We've got a dirty 12.

Boy, that nigger, probably got a video on YouTube right now holding a.k. Toaddy, puss at hand, they're just going to try it. One, two, three. All of y'all niggins with the guns, nix. Chopstick, box stick, don't nobody wants to touch this. With all the niggins in Tosa, Oklahoma, don't know why all they fuck with. Got big guns, got a lot of one. We'll shoot your mom, we'll shoot a son. Bring them outside, bring them outside.

Take him, that'd be gone. Yo, wait. Hold on, don't talk nobody. Come on. Chop, come in with them, chop, chop, chop, Bring me out of that soft stick. Shoot your whole family on the block, pussy, nigger. Chop, chop, chop down your block, pussy, Nick.

That's him, right there, look. He said, that's him. One, two, three. What, look! Got the deal, man. Chop! Thank you. All right, now tell you, man.

You're gonna make me coming in a goddamn movie, and I'm gonna hit your daddy on your goddamn face. My two said, no. My boy. I don't know Jamal Pittman, though. That's not his. You did? That's the only nigga I know from Monticello.

One, two, three. That's a hell of a lame point. Monticello? Yeah, Monticello. Monticello, Mississippi. Come on in here, girl. She got three kids. They bad at fuck, man.

What's up, dude? They bad and fuck! I'm talking out. She already know they bad. Whatever he do, he could at. What he do? They don't jump him, too? Oh, he don't take pictures.

All three of her kids. motorcycle game. One, two, three. So you're going to have to explain that shit money. So we saw some picture of you with three years. Hey man, you're getting weak on this. You're getting weak. Watch those nigger shows are getting fucking weak.

None ain't fucking funny. What? Hey, hey. You're supposed to be the fucking chairman. How are you going to be the chairman? And you're fucking weak. Look at this good matching ass shit. match your damn shit you got them

good man oh my shit you're like y'all on the cruise y'all on the cruise as a matter of fact oh oh we're there yeah yeah that's right we're gonna have a nice time too

oh we there yeah yeah yeah I'm gonna bring my sister Shirley next time because she don't never really get to go out she don't get to go out much y'all ain't playing the fresh is in high school

hell yeah cute is golf high school sweetheart Reunion, still fucking them up. How you gonna'all? Mewa now make way. They got the Mawanna hand. They got the Mawana. What's up?

Oh, go. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's dope. That's dope. That's dope, man. Thank you. We're gonna get some trucks.

But gonna view me trucks. Drugs. Y'all got a weed, huh? Because we gotta go get some trucks. Trucks. Drugs. I'm gonna hear y'all ain't got nothing. They ain't got no drugs?

Nope. No drugs? You guys are bringing drugs? No. Why are we in drugs? They broke sweaters. Was that your camera, camera? Okay.

Alright one more. Why didn't you bring me any drugs, lady? It's cold, but they brought sweaters. You gonna give me a roach. Hey, man. You tried to get my boy a half smoke, Jay. J. Y.

Y'all are a dispensary and they came up with a half room, but y'all niggins are crazy. Y'all niggins are crazy. They are dispensary and they're all dispensary with a half rope, but a half smoke away from yesterday. But they are just spencery. They're so stingy. So stingy Where in the way? You were in the way

Boy had a half a roll blood From the dispenser From the day before You couldn't go to the stove And bring no wheel You couldn't go to your job You can open your door

You ain't got some of your wheat Boy This nigger will beat the shit out of the Batman Y'all are crazy This is that nigga that was on YouTube about the Oh, I was smoking. My boy, hell, that beat Fortnite, the only nigger! He date white women at a 4'7.

Yeah, but he had a white gamer tag, though. That's the only reason why he got all the way through, you feel me? He was like, white boy go killer. That was his gamer tag, white boy going to kill him. This the nigger takes your girl good morning, every morning. He don't miss a morning. All right, that's good. All right, bro.

And wait for you to fuck up. What you want me to do? I'd go talk to him if you told you. That is hilarious. Hey, good morning! Good morning! She ignored the fuck out of the time. He says, good morning. Good morning.

Hey. This lady looks like she could have been her sister one that just left. That's why I look like. You better stop playing with me. He got to clean his old school and toast. I bet. I'm not smoking this shit. How to hear y'all are dispensure?

Get in here like family. One, two, three. That's big spiders. That's right. Yo, salespits, ass. Ah! Oh, look!

I've never come to those, though. Never! Never! Are you serious? Thank you, thank you, all right, yeah. Oh, y'all! I've seen you such calling.

Come on. Shut the fuck off. You're really, wow. You're such a wild, crazy girl. You're so crazy. You're so crazy. You're so crazy. You just get crazy. You're just, wow!

I feel like I'll end up on YouTube. I hate all ya! With these niggas, man. You're just a crazy gal. One, two, three. I hate all you. Love you, baby. Where the fuck you going? Go down.

She doesn't crawl up on the chair. I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! Leave you. I believe you. In crowd, I like that night. I love you, D.C., bite you.

Just a wild crazy gal, that's what you are. So crazy. So crazy, you get wild and get loose and wild and crazy. You want to crawl up under the chair? I'm leaving! She's crazy, look at it. I used to do that at the end of the church. Where are you going, crazy gal?

What are you doing? Look, one, two, three. That may go through every road. Worked one fucking row. Why so many fucking rules? This one fucking real. The show's over, asshole. All the fucking jokes are over.

Take your fucking pictures and let me leave, dickad. One, two, three. Fucking assholes. She thinks she lost. She's something crazy. Why? She's so wild. She's just a wild little goose.

That's what she is. A wild little goose chase. This is your phone? What's about to make her man? Oh, she's going to laugh. All right, you fucking monkeys? D.C., you jump in the pick. I know you did it, girl.

Don't repeat me either. This is her second one. Wow. They give you two phones? I know. I said it. I said you was going to say it. This is her phone.

No, it's his phone. That's his phone. Don't make a who phone is that? Is that his phone is that? No, we can't let you whip it down. I know. We have to jump in. Y'all just going to take a picture.

All right, so who phone? Can we look at the screen table? Wait a minute. Pause. This is the first time this shit is that. We don't know who phone this is it. Is you? That's right there on the screen.

That's not your little boy? That's his son. You are not the mother. One, one, three. Who got it? What if she was just like that? That is my baby.

Fuck you talking about. That nigger was stirred. After that I do it with yours. That's my phone. That's my phone. That's my phone. She could have kept the argument going, That baby looked just like me.

Okay, okay. Thank you. She came back. I'm going to show you that came too. Just one. Oh, you look like somebody. Oh, shit. Whoops.

Whoops. What? Sorry! First timer! One, two, three. Not a repeated offender. Okay. First, anywhere. Look, don't argue with him.

He got on a big hoop earring. Two of them. She don't listen. Shit, her parents say. Fuck you, those are my cigarettes. One, two, three. One, two, three. You could fly.

She's about to go, bless me to some Green Day when she needs... My cigarette. I was about to go down soon as she leave in. Hey, thing is stupid. One, too. Who the fuck ate my tater tots? Ugh. Fucking hate this place.

This is a little sister she even worse. So what, I have sex for ice cream. I don't listen to shit, anyone says, I'll punch that bitch in the face. My mom, she makes me mad, I'll punch that bitch in my mom. Hey, come on, man, we got to be the deep time. That bitch push her hands on me, it's open. Have sex and do drugs. What is this, what is this rumor or something about you gave somebody a lab dad?

Hey, man, we ain't gonna do this shit. We apologize people at the back. If my mom makes me mad, I've punched that bitch in the broke. Hey, man, they'd be having them looking at the camera from all different angles. Yeah, don't give a fuck about my life. That shit is crazy, man. So what, I have sex, right? It's crazy.

Come, man. Just take the picture. He'd bite a picture. He'll be in it. He'll be in it. He bad. One, two. Oh, that was a laugh.

So what? I have such my screen. So what? So what? Stop! How you doing? Oh, word, thank you. You got nothing, but I just wanted to see him,

because I know you get a kid. There's Sohorskis. She got them on them. Chris's on your nail. Get money, I can tell. What's her name? Chanel. Tanika.

Yes. Tanika. You know she's a freak of, huh? One, two, three. Like a dick bobbing some sneakers. Every time I hit on the first skimmy. What's up? He's going to be in the tourist squad.

Don't want to be up to here no more. It's like my man, big cranky always says. This is the craziest nigger I know. This is the nigga I know. This is the niggins about to when he said that. Yo, this nigger here is the craziest nigga I know. Yo, we saw this wildest niggins like... It was in the blackout of all the niggins that's crazy, the craziest niggins.

I used to tell him, chill out. Yo, we used to cut niggas crazy, yo. We cut, we cut... Bunk 50, son. Cut niggins 700 times. All day, fuck 50. Wrong. Hey, what are you going to hear that thing?

What are you? One of the first niggins is signed the Rough Riders. Yeah, right. You'd be roasting people all the time. Okay. I can't see that? Yeah. What a merch table at?

These guys are. Everybody on? She won a hat. I think we're out of hat. Are we out? Not her. Ha! Ha!

Crazy, he's gonna fucking do the back with me. He's crazy, man. He having a connoption. That nigga do that every time of time. He having a full connoption. He can't help it. He can't help it, man. He got to get prescribed something for that shit.

That's the only way to stop is he can. He's not doing it on purpose. He can't help it. He can't. He can. That is a Jesus, bro. Did you hear this thing, bro? Oh, shit.

You know, I'm gonna have to ask what you will last back over here, because I need you a man. I'm sorry. All right. I have a problem. I didn't know. This is no big. No better.

Trust me. I don't think you've heard this shit. They're having sex with ice cream? No, four, four ice cream. Four ice cream? So what? Hold on forget that. Have sex for ice cream.

Okay. One, two, three. No, you don't even realize. He said, this is her little sister. She's the worst. Right. Right. You say, man.

How are you doing? Oh, are we out of hats? Yeah, we're out of hats. Everything is gone. Tell the hit the website. How many do you need? You got money? Ryan, how much your hats?

They said, that's shit. We're out of hats tonight, though. But they're on their website. One, two, three. Thank you. You got money. What are you gonna do it? No, in a crazy pot.

You got some real shit. We're all real. Real. You know what you're saying. I'm saying some shit. Hi. Hey, what's up? Happy birthday.

How are you doing? How are you doing? What's your name? What's your name? What's your name? She's listening to Tupac. She got Tupac's old. She got Tupac playing Tupac playing her.

How many niggas feel victim to the streets with a piece young nigga. Hey, wait. In the car. Take that damn scarf off your head. Yeah. She got a tattoo. No living, darn. What's up, gee?

How are you living? Oh, gee, what's up? This the nigga that be outside window. Nobody be outside. Snowstorm, this nigga hustling. Yo, it's whatever. Oh, man. He outside, by his goddamn self.

One, two, three. Three below zero. This one guy outside. Listen, yo, I got the loud, sour, diesel, all that. Man, did you see that girl, man? So what, I have sex, right? What? Uh-oh.

That shit is so fucking. I would be tired like that, I want to run around, like, I want to go all the way back and lamb all over again. I have to, bro. That shit was hilarious. What, uncontrollable. As soon as I looked at her, I saw her say all, he was talking, I saw her say that shit. So what, I have sex for ice cream? My mom makes me mad.

I punched that bitch in the face. What's up here? You look like you got some good uplifting shit to say about black men. Not today though. One, two, three. Did y'all catch that on camera? Did you catch that on camera?

Please, I want to tear that for myself and I want to post that and I want to say, look. And I want to say, look, this is when you're laughing for real. I'm talking about that shit. One, two, three. It's got so much. That's right. What are you doing?

What are you doing? How you doing? What are you doing? Dude, fucking crazy. Crazy, man. I don't know which one was that one. I think that one might be a little bit less than Remi. One, two, three.

I don't know. Ripme on the side of the man was a look. That might have taken the... Ritmi. I laughed a long time for Ritney. But that one was like... I don't know, between the other one with the lady, her mid-state about to drop. That was fun to put me.

That one? I'm gonna tell you what took me out, though. She goes, when the nigger upstairs, fucking your girl. Oh yeah. What about, uh, oh. Oh, I tell you one that hurt me, blade and regular. I'm about to say, blade a regular man. Blading regular man.

That one popped out, all the shenanigans, I was like, oh, backstage. I'm gonna tell you another one when he told that nigger, uh, the nigga in Minnesota, he looked like his, the rest of his people that stink. The real, nigga. Oh, that was so funny. He said he looked like one of the people that look out there in the museum. Yeah, boy. He fucked up.

Oh, my God. You fucked him up. But right there. One, two, three. So what I have sex for ice cream? Nigger. Listen to. Listen to.

And she was still here. So when I walked back, I saw her again. I was, ah, this bitch is having sex for ice cream. I did. I did. Who? This bitch is having sex for ice cream there. Oh.

I was all the way over there. Man, I don't even know how I got over there. I got over there, dude. I just had to walk. Well, I had to walk. Wow, that shit was every one. That was a laughing spirit. Happy anniversary.

Birthday. Who birthday? Her's, happy birthday. What's up, man? No, that we're looking at that. What are baby? Bird? Damn you.

You know I see you. Give me the mill and stuff. Hey, hey, put them up. Hey, I got it. I still got it. Quick light lightning. Shit, hey. Hey, hey.

You know I still. I still got it, motherfucker. One, two, three, four. That's my nephew. Hey, come in, man. Keep your head up. You get me? Hey, you're ready what I'm doing?

All right. You got that stone cold. That's a gold right there. That's that stone cold. That's that stone cold right now. It's great, man. You're straight? Yeah, I'm trying to make you.

One, two, three. Oh, what? You can't. You're trying to be right. You put your ass on me. No, I'm not... Look, put hip to hip then. Because I'm not falling victim to that shit.

One, two, three. You saw what your head. I'm so sick of these women with these big old asses. Put me in compromising position. I'm just out here trying to be a good man. That ain't good. Nothing to know her. She's going to turn the ass open.

And I'm just a victim. She was trying to have her hook in this. Everybody know how her. One leg broke. One. One. One. One, two, three.

That's your girlfriend? Do your girlfriend know you over here touch it on my ass? Your unfaithful ass woman? That's my father. Tell your girl you're cheating on it and you felt on my ass and you liked it. You like boy ass, ma'am. To panga. Yes, she did. She was filling on my ass, ma'am. Both pitchers.

Get mad. She liked me in again. He just playing, ma'am. No, he ain't. No, he ain't. She really was trying to sex me up. No, thank you. Oh, that's a good. Oh, that's that good gospel. Sure.

The gospel sang and hug. One, two. Two, three. Absolutely. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, sweet.

Good. You are stupid. Hi. I don't know. What's up? My girl. Oh, my God. What?

Yeah, you do. One, two, that's. So you go. One, two, three. That's all. That's a little sister. Now, it started, you know,

it started with. It started with. That white cigarette. That white cigarette. That went pop-old. Oh, he hit with a lot. You know what's saddened out? Man, a little suit carried me.

He's there. One, two, three. One, two, three. That's you. Thank you, honey. Sousin'nani. Yeah, appreciate. Just the girl in Lake D.C. that was twerking.

One left. She was twerking for D.G. Throwing ass on the road three. Throw an edge. One, two, three. Fuck you, mom, those of my cigarettes. Killed me. A little sister cake.

Oh, little sister, she even worse. So what? I have space for ice cream. Whole family this fuck. You get any pics? Oh, that would be. I wish they had the folk in folk. Oh, this bitch, here she come.

This miss tried to set the house on fire. Oh, my goodness, man. This is a fucking genius, bro. See, I'll be on shit like day to happen, like, on the show. Why I can laugh for like 20 minutes scrape, bro? Like 20 minutes' crap, I don't want to lie 20 minutes. He almost got me the day with that motherfucker, that white man on the drugs. Boy, oh, shit.

Oh, come on, goddell. Let me get some help. Oh, shit. Oh, no, anything you can do. Oh boy, hey. That shit's so far to say. Because, bruh, if you ever see an idiot outside on the wall, man,

just like that, though. Hey, what's up, girl? Hey, beautiful. She'd be happy, it don't matter what going on. Hey, guys, we just smile, okay? In the bag. Everybody just with death. Good vibes, good fives, good fives.

You're like Elizabeth, for anybody out of that shit. What? Good five, please, good five. You're a great Sunday school, too. I'll pay God. They'll never know the scriptures, though. Never do what they want to do. He's watching.

So scared of the kids. That ain't beautiful. I'll let you know. All of them chairs. I hope. One, two, three. Why didn't we so late to start? No.

This is straight. Hey, how are you? They're trying to find money. Hey baby. You look like that's what you were about to say. Hey baby. Come on in here, baby. Come on in here, baby.

Three, one, two, three. You love you back. You know that? You know we love you back? Yes. Okay, and long as you know? She got blue hair. All her cousin is Crip, they're crazy as fuck.

They like, Cahs, you know you, Crip, I don't want to be put that motherfucking blue dress on. Cip. And you know what I have to. You're gonna laugh in blue cut. She's like, okay. They're my fucking dress on C. One, two, three. And you know that the hair is blue.

Look at the head is blue. Here's what I'm crazy. What I want to do is great sure that my niggas girl, hair blue. Woo. Oh, shit. Delete one of those bitches up here. That's you, right. You know how you can feel the weakness still around your eyes?

Oh, my gosh. You know that the hair is blue. Oh, shit. The girl with the red hair is right after you. Did you all play them all this? You live for life. Woo! You know that a hair is blue.

Make sure the hair is blue, and here's what I want to do. Oh, that's a good medicine, buddy. You gotta go. We're making sure that I have you. Like, you even think about it. We lost three seconds. That's all right. That's all right.

What happened? They got back. Oh, fuck this shit. One, two. What happened? I'm coming to do that twin. Hey, what happened? Huh?

All right. Appreciate this. And I know that she got the blue. You've been to come back home on that blue dress cut. You're going to tell us how to show what, cut? What a girl, not that cut? What's up, Jake? What's up, Likes kid?

What's up, my boy? Let that shit go, man. He's going to throw, man. He's like, hell no. Nick, I gotta keep that shit smooth. Nika said, it's like the 80s, bro. One, two, three. Don't wait me.

That's natural. That's natural. I'm dream. Let's look at Puerto Rico. Fuck, you're talking about it. No. Oh, it's close. My ears are fucking.

What's up? Come on in, polka. How you doing? Hold on. What, oh. You call her polka. You look like the girl that'd be giving people a number, but won't call them back.

I just dropped it. Damn! Drop the back to him? No, I got it. You got them? Yeah. Oh, damn. Yeah.

Look, my hand. Look, why? You got to be hard. You got that good class. Can I get a hug too? Yeah. Thank you. Hey, y'all

like to shine on. That one. All right. You got everything? Yeah, we're good. Good. One, two, three. That's one of the baseball.

Thank you. Thank you. Y'all. Hey, y'all make sure y'all wear y'all seat belts, too. Hi. I don't look like y'all are going on. Oh. What is that point?

Be safe out here folks on there. Queens get the money. Hey, man, how's up, Quinn? Oh, you're doing. Queens. No, wait. Oh, what you're gonna. God damn, man.

Talk your shit. I got Iggy and Zillion on there with y'all. That's crazy. Talk your shit. One, two, three. Can I please get footage in this shit? So, I need footage in this shit. That shit was so money.

I got a name. Come on, buddy. She just screams my foot. My foot. Oh, how's it? What's up, baby? What's up, Jay? What's up, gee?

I think of the cigarette. They'll be able to sit longer than that. What are you doing? That'd be good. You don't even know it. Stupid at it. One, two, three. Ah, ah!

That they're going to get out to beat you up. I appreciate it. I like that. Lo, O.T. Please shite. Pollen. How is Paulet? Hi, Bolin.

And she will, get on there, Boleet. One, two, three. You tell him I let you know what he is in her. He won't know though, by the way, yeah. Let me see my... He's a street nigger, but he's the same one. Really? Oh, what are the niggins for me?

Fuck me. Oh, wait, he won on my phone, too, so he's text on him. Ha, ha. Ha, ha. Man, what was watching this shit last night? She's about y'all. She is, yeah. Really, niggas are done.

One, two, three. All the time. Every day. Hey. You appreciate your support. That's right. That's real, man. You're making a nigger crab, man.

Only real nigg is watching your show, man. What's up, gang? There ain't no fake niggas watching. You don't want to go by all of this. Like my man. But when your girl wear that whole jogging super pink, she'll beat a bitch ass. Right now, beat her. That is like a power ranger cops.

She's fighting in the range! She can unleash all her ghetto girl power. Go crazy! Go crazy, bitch! Take Angelala! They're about to jump you! They're about to jump you. Bitch, they don't care.

What's a girl? What's our OG? What place? Hey, real good. Okay. That's her. This is the next. You can.

You still can. Uh-uh. What happens? One, two. What's a risk? And let you run more than this. Yeah, that was one. Yeah, it'll go as long as you want.

But it'll just be like, man, that's been like, fly, you said some shit one time. When you were saying, Mr. Trump. Yeah, right. You'll drive me.

I'm trying to kill, man. Oh. Hey, Lowe. He bring in his game strong. He's trying to holly a little short. They were freeing, but he's trying to do a thing tonight. Oh, yeah, that's working for you, right? They work for you, thank you, thank you, man.

What's up? Are you good? He got that jaded hand with the man. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You brought that in the show. Yeah, yeah. You got the guy that you only get when you make the McDonald's all of American.

Okay. Oh, okay. See shit. Oh, okay. I forgot to say. Okay. That's, okay. One, two, three.

Yeah. And then look. Oh, you're supposed to keep on. Thank you. Oh, you're such a sweet little girl. Really? They're supposed to keep going, though. Like, it'll keep going.

I wonder if it's different to do it. I wonder if it's different to do it. If you put it on normal. If you put it on normal, okay. One, two, three. We got love. You said, you know, your middle daughter made no. Okay, see?

That's about an hour. Yeah, yeah. We didn't smile, niggins. For real, go crazy, Nick. What's up, OG? Ah, ah. Man, me, here. What's up, Ma.

Terrace, boy. Good, come on in here. He's the dude, don't knock at this out. One, two, three. He's trying to bring him to the shop. He's trying to suck. Yeah, me. Yeah, me.

My favorite? I'm talking about vicious. You're going to make a video for my little girl? Yeah, cool. She's a fan, but she's a big, right? I'm 13. Hey, y'all. Hey, man, you know what time?

You know what time in there, man? What's up? Craig. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Hey, man. What's it, man? I call it Craig.

I bet. Hey, man, you know what time in there, man. You know what going on. What's up? Craig. Girl. I ain't Craig. You must fight nigger.

What's up, man? Her real name must be Crick Lella. Hey, we'll thank you for being a man. Appreciate Crick. All right. Appreciate you, man. One more favorite. Our Andrew Shorth, Brick has a toast, man.

We will. We will. We'll show love over here. He'll come through. Man, that nigga told that girl, man. Something like she is. They're moving your dog. She can't be made up.

That shit can't be made up. That she can't be made up. This is the best part of the show right here. This is going to be. This shit right here? That's what we just said. I swear. Nigel.

I'm talking about it got to be like how Jay and the K. Gotta be still. You know, got them in my purse. You want three cameras on this? Man, boy. I'm talking about like a standing, you know what I'm at me? Like even me running all the way over there. I don't know that.

All over there. I wish I could watch them back. You know how happy, happy if I don't want you to say. And these folks that be known when they were back there and tweet that shit. Oh, you ain't getting the picture? What's your name? Zayil. Okay, you record?

Yes, sir. Hey Zael. Your mama didn't want to take a picture because you don't know what's like a picture. Because you don't know what's like that, but you do so love to you. Hey, yes, I am. Enjoy your shirt. Thank you. Thank you.

Little ghetto boy. What you want to be when you grow up? That was mine, but you can take her kids. Living in the ghetto street. That's it so funny. That's all you. Come on, Neil. Ghetto boy.

She has six. Ice cream. That was. One, two, three. Would you want to be when you grow up? Find some meat. Hi, guys. You ain't got no choice.

Oh, I love you. I say I love. Furt. Buh. Buh. Buh. You. I don't know where that shit came from.

I said to, I'm like, here that goes. I don't fucking know how my brain operates. You just tell me to do that shit. Okay. Look, I'm 27. Pitching me 16. Too much. Don't do that.

Come on, look it in there. Sit-high. Bite my beat. I don't know about no sit-eye. Bitch, y'all literally had to put glue on my ass, put me in the seat. Bitch, I put the ad in ADD. One, one, two. One, two.

I got it. I got it. I ain't in a photo. Ah! One, two, three. A little kid. A little kid. in a while what you want to be when you grow up.

You so sense? He don't make my body do fine from scared. What it do? What it do? What it do? What it do? What it do? What it do?

Don't let me come back. What it do? What's up, OJ? Don't make you come back. What it do? You got a white pants too? What a do? One, two, three.

One, two, three. One, two, three. I appreciate you, man. I'm like that key. What? He doesn't slow down. He didn't slow down. What's up?

That's a man, they say him right there. Oh, yeah, that's how he walked up. He's gonna be him. He's, he ain't doing it. What are you going to be? What's it gonna be when you grow up? Twin. One, two, three.

Come on in here. She used to be a nun, but she stopped. One, two, three. She got woke. She said, listen, I don't know what. I don't know what they do it now, but I am a Christian. They told me I could eat for two weeks. Who?

God did not tell me. Get it together, get it together. I have to eat. Hey, my auntie went to do with Jehovah Witness. They told her the fast. She said, how long we got a fast? They said like 42 days, she's like, shit. I think I'm a Christian.

How you doing? Y'all is diet in there. What is y'all fasting from? Okay. So we could. We could. Remember I'm an airplane. Oh yeah, we definitely did.

One, two, three. One, two, three. Thank you. Thank you. She good. I did. No. Aftly.

A cat mummer. You can see them. You can. Oh, come on, man. I don't make a shit. Go ahead. Come on, man. We'll make a create a video. Craig a little?

Yeah, Craig, because, hey, Craig, you got to send better motherfuckers to get videos for you, man. Video number two. On they're 13? My bad. Oh, it's Craig. Take two. Hey, Craig, your daddy messed the video up. It made me curse.

First of all, which one of y'all named your daughter, Craig? That's her nickname. That's your nickname. Why would y'all keep on a nina nickname? Because they'd be like. Oh, there you go. Your daddy crazy. You're crazy.

Y'all are crazy. Y'all are crazy. All right, Craig. Glad to Craig. Appreciate it, bro. Love to you. We're good? You guys are like Greg and Dedy.

We good? Josh, you take this picture of us? That's crazy. You're like Greg and deep. Oh, Bray. You up. Y'all were bad ass. Stop right here.

Stop right here. Bad ass. Y'all got a strong day on real quick, huh? Little kidoo boy. Let me get on the street. Man, we got a little of that shit. What you want to be when you grow up. Got to listen to the snoo ball.

Yeah, that's the one. Can we get in tighter? That's what she said. Get it in. She asked me if I could get in in the title. Boy, Chad, you act like you were kilts with him. Oh, you're going to shoot your head down. Oh, ring chaminate me.

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