The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Boston Roast Session Late Show w/ DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller and Chico Bean

Episode Date: January 8, 2021

On this classic sold out show from Boston, Massachusetts - Karlous , DC and Chico turn up cuz the audience was turnt! The whole crowd gets roasted but they know how to handle it and get in on the fun. This was the second sold out show from The Wilbur Theater! The man with the half haircut, the owner of the building and everybody in the front row gets the roast! Plus Karlous and the crew get into a classic bits about Super Mario, Uno and a bunch of other random funny stuff! The band went stuuupid! This is the mufuffin late show show from Boston! This is the coldest podcast!WATCH KARLOUS MILLER and CHICO BEAN'S DIRECT TO CONSUMER COMEDY SPECIAL #BUYANYMEANShttps://vimeo.com/ondemand/karlousmil...Subscribe To our Channel: bitly.com/85tubeFOLLOW THE CREWKARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/Director - JOE T. NEWMAN - https://www.instagram.com/smokingjoen...Producer CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/Producer - LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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to y'all give it up for yourself now boston i'm gonna tell you all right now the first show was off the hook i'm gonna need that energy from y'all up top what's up top yeah my middle section what's up in the middle oh y'all kind of stuff right now down low what's up down low boston the 85 south show is not just a show it's an experience you guys are all officially 85% centers now if you watch the show on YouTube say hell yeah that's what I'm talking about I'm gonna need you to go on YouTube subscribe to you to tell two people about what you're gonna see in here tonight go on all social media Instagram Facebook and Twitter and follow the 85 South show you guys are

witnessing greatness tonight you are witnessing the next kings of comedy Boston fuck that stand up stand up My boy. I don't know. You're out of it. I'm sure. Everybody down low. Stand up.

Stand up. All right, you guys ready to get the show started to say hell yeah. You ain't never seen a show like this before Boston. The first member of the 85 South Show. He's out of Washington, D.C. You might have seen him on MTV's Wild and Out. You might have seen him on his nationwide Nike campaign. He is the coldest dressed.

Gold is dressed into business. Boston, tonight, we got Chico Bean in the house. The next member of the 85 South show, you've seen this man everywhere. He's out of the west side of Atlanta. You might have seen him on MTV Wild and Out. You might have seen him on Improft Squatters. You might have seen him in the movie almost Christmas.

And you can see him in theaters right now. He's in the movie. I got to hook up too. Boston. D.C. y'all plays in the house the next member of the 85 South show he needs no introduction where my ladies are we're gonna give him an introduction anyway he's out of Atlanta by way of Mississippi you might have seen him on MTV while and out ladies he is

the coldest in the game right now your baby daddy Carlos Villalore in the building. Boston, I'm going to need y'all to turn it up a couple notches. If you give them that energy, they're going to give it back to you. We're going to have a great show, y'all. So when I introduce them, I want you guys to be as loud as you can. Up top, in the middle and down low. Y'all ready?

Say, hell yeah. Boston, this is the anti-vite now show! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know who you went, I don't know who you went, I don't know who you went, we in Boston, Massachusetts, I don't know who you went, I don't know who you win, I don't know who you win, I don't know who you win, I don't know who you win, I don't know who you win, we in Boston, Massachusetts, hey, we're in Boston, Boston, looking awesome, looking awesome, working with these, bitches because they look awesome Oh shit Uh-oh Uh-oh

Uh-oh Uh-oh Uh-oh Uh-oh We're bossin' Come on But the Ronnie get caught And they blasted

Hey We're bossed Huh And we're costing Hey You wear your turn We got to be cautious Oh

B-B-B-E-O S-T-O-E One Boston B-O-S-T-O-N-B-S-T-O-N-B-S-D-A-W-T-A-W-T-A-W-T-A-W-T-E-W-T-E-W-T-E. We in this bitch, we in this bitch. We in Boston. Got your good Sunday clothes on. I don't know who you with.

I don't know who you with. We in Boston, Massachusetts. I don't know who you win. Who you win? I don't know who you win. I don't know who you win. We in Boston, Massachusetts. We in Boston, got to be costing.

Hey. When you walking down the street can't be flossing. Okay, we in Boston, okay. We in Boston, okay. We're walking down the street can't be flouting. Okay. B O S-T-O-N Boston. B-O-S-T O-N Boston.

B-O-S-T-O in Boston. B-O-S-T-O-O in Boston. Boston B-O-S-T-O-N Boston Let go Be costing Oh come on We're walking down the she can't be flossing Okay

We're in Boston Okay You gotta be called sick Okay You can be walking down She can't be flosset Yeah B-O-S-T-O-N

Boston We're in Boston We're B-O-S-T-O-B-E-B-O-S-T-O-B-T-O-A. Boston Boston! What's at it? I said, what's heading? Oh! I love you, see.

Yeah, boy. Boston. Boston. You can be posting. Come on. Y'all ready to sit their hands down y'all want to sit them down 5, 6, 7 8 stop now let that motherfucker breathe wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute this nigger cut his whole forehead off what no fuck this nigger got dreads right here

nigger what is you want I want all this gone but keep right here now he went to get the whole shit off and check man, no, no, no, leave it, leave, leave, leave, leave it. This nigga, I took the Omarion too far. Damn, the front of your shit shape like the Pontiac symbol. That's fucked up. Damn. Shitling like a dodge emblem.

My nigga, you got the shirt button all the way up. Undo the top button for you choking this bitch. No. You ain't gonna be able to swallow. These little bit at tables. That's fucked up. They did job. Look at this nigga right here.

A little like Carl Winslow, old is brother. Yeah. That's Bruce Winslow. Winslow Bruce Winslow in the bill. He got the first Kangol hat. That's the first one, man. Appreciate it, man. You were?

Which one? The last one you just came? Oh, the one that just pants. Oh, you were up there, so you're down here now. Oh, okay. He said, I was down here. He said, I was down here. I just was in the back. Y'all, I think a knee's touching.

Nick a rubby legs with another big move fan you move my name my leg with him fur, bro. Y'all got no room. Yeah, buddy. He's like, look, look, look, your table is right here. Yeah. Listen, Chinese man, they're confused, man. You get up. You get up, table, here.

Look at he like, so leave me alone. He don't want no smoke. He walked up. Fuck it, y'all figure it out. Sit in the house. Y'all better leave that man alone for he had. alone for we hack your motherfucking bank account you ain't going to have no money in the morning motherfucker i think it's funny okay we see who think he's funny when they have no money

but it's a good looking to his audience boy i love i love boston boy y'all got some real niggas y'all got some real niggas give it up for midnight my boy midnight this what you call them this thing look just like 12 o'clock this thing's yeah you're very dark well you're very I don't see nobody. I know. He's right there, though. Oh, there's a thing you go. When he turned the flash on, I can see him.

That nigga looked like a shadow. Look like in the trunk. That's what it is. Leave that nigga alone, bro. We got a blind man in here. This nigga right here. Oh, he took his glasses off. Oh, okay.

He's like, yep, the gig is up. Yep, here it is. Look at my man beside him. He got the goddamn old 72 Afro. What's up with you? You pop lock, my nigger. What's going on with you? That's that we ain't doing nothing.

We just want to go to the store, sir. That man got that damn, damn, damn. Got that James Evans in the building. And he got a part. That nigga got a part, yeah. That nigga made the barber cut the part in the fro. Nigger was like, I'll be damn. I don't know how I'm going to do this.

That nigga got an afro like he's good at physics. What did you say? He got an afro like you would? Good at physics. This man can do capulations and, calculus this shit real good the science like the autumn just came in the bus right y'all uh he came on a party bus to a company show y'all so stupid we y'all go on shit to laugh

he said i better he said i bet he said i bet one from nigh i rep mississippi everywhere i am mississippi fucking talk about that niggia ain't got no friends wrap what we're from please that nigger he gonna make you say it you better read you better say mississippi dick they ain't got no friends in mississippi you can't even spell mississippi m i s missy that niggas still spelling m i cricket letter cricket letter i humpback humpback eye can you feel me now and leave that nigga long you ain't gonna fuck with a miss seven niggins Leave me a nigga love.

Hell nah. That nigga recording the show to send back to Mississippi. I told y'all I was coming, you told you I was going to be in that big. This is far away from Mississippi he ever been. You wouldn't believe the shit

they're doing up here. Fucking white women and everything. That shit is crazy. When you come at home, I ain't never coming home. That thing is a slave. I thought what you, G. What did you say?

I'm going to make a bad feeder right now. They got this shit set up like a community organization meeting, nigga. They look like we're about to come in here and complain about what time the trash get picked up in our neighborhood. I'm sick of the violence, sir. Shit smell like Job Corp. Smelt like third chances in it. Yeah, it's a lot of black people in this bitch. It do feel like a basketball game.

Right. It's felt like a little church tournament going on. People at the top top. top hello hello hey what's up there y'all be safe shout out to the nigga on the very last row in the building you the real as one really you got if you sit on the last row at the top you are gangster hey we're in boston too that's the negro row back there that's the only place you used to have to come in through the roof to sit in this man on me gotta sing a negro spiritual to sit out of the if you're not scroll

That's how I don't think if you're looking when they scared, but they're like. Uh-uh. Well, we got everybody in this bitch tonight, boy. We got black folks, white folks, gangsters, and the thugs. What is? Yep, we got a dry racing right here. Yep, we got it. Damn.

She like, you know what, that's the wrong answer. Let me, you raise that. Damn. Tell them that's you got your shit color like cinnamon. Tell them that's the cinnamon low top right there. I love cinnamon there. You're all right. You're shaking like you got the piss.

My name, you got to go to the bathroom. That niggas, y'all got to see this. He's sitting there like that. He's scared. He's nervous. You're doing that like you got the pistol on you. What's going on? Where you straight?

You ain't beefing, is you? No, that niggins sitting on the front row. His side bitch sitting on the second row. She see that she already texted my see you and your little girlfriend Damn her head big as fuck that's what you like Nervous is a motherfucker boy Nika is stupid that's your girl can I see your ID He had to look at it aren't you aren't what is it huh

That's the nigga just drunk some drink on no ass cut As you as you as you how long you've been with her about a year she ever get mad and head put the fuck out of you ah you gonna stop that that's all good

she got the Klingon warrior remember the Star Trek the Klingon warrior leave her to fuck alone I got a big head too nigga we're in the same trap ain't no wrong with your head girl

bro you got to take that dumb ass best off I would not allow you to stand in here nigga you're looking like a life jacket Nicky, you're not about to go swimming, but I know. Like he's about to go cut a tree down. Here I can't. They got the vests on in the summertime.

Stupid-ass viz. I mean, one time I tried to save somebody, but I elbow dry myself. I was like, bitch, you just go have to die. Fuck that. Don't let this water get both of us. Hey, with a hood at in Boston. What's the hood in Boston? What do you say?

George. He said. Dorchester. Dorchester. Let's sit down, nigger. That is sitting in front of the apartment. Wait. Time out.

Wait. That niggas stay in front of apartment. I know you saw. My nigger, did you stand up on some gangster shit and drink out of straw, nigger? That nigger said, yeah. He said, Dorchester. He like, I didn't do that. I didn't do that.

Yeah, she did. Yeah, all you had to do was top their shit off, just spin. Toychester. Talk your shit, O.G. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, take it all in. Take it all in. Boy, you do not want smoke with that nigger. That nigga right there's in here drinking a sex on the beach and a gangster.

Fuck you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me get the fucking sex on the beach, beat. on the beach be word up I'm feeling real type of nigger that a shoot you underhand pow pow pow pow wow door chest up ah oh take off now take on run oh oh how are you gonna take off at these he like hey do that shit hey see this out i didn't do that shit i didn't do that After he shoot the spot up, this, I ain't gonna take off.

That niggins on all blue with an orange hat. What that mean? They got a long and lit. No, see, I tried to match with my shoe. Yeah, that's a very important of a black man's life. You got to find that hat that matched the outfit, boy. That'll fuck your whole day up. You don't give a fuck what the hat got on it if it match your clothes.

You can walk in that store that's about to close. only happen at your outfit got a whole dick on the front of it you like shit what time is a 9 30 damn y'all about to close the club let me see the one with the dick on it real quick i'm way it to the back they ain't even going to i'm gonna say it's in the mojee i'm a say it's an emoji this bitch go perfectly with the shoes I'm gonna you the curb brush fuck that hey bina yeah you're gonna just go in there i got a you the curve brus i ain't got to you the curl brus i ain't got to be fucked up dude hell no let's let's see you Let's find something.

I bet you work in the attendance office at the school, don't it? She got them right there. Just think it's a yelling out. Shit, we got tennis now. You got to mark that off, okay. No, he asked it with the question mark. Do we got tithes in the building? I don't know, do we check your chest?

He said it like, he said it like he got a business or something. Do we got titties in the building? Because I got free mammograms for anybody who comes down to the clinic tomorrow morning. Of course. He does not be no nurse. That's a strong-ass nurse. Give me your arm. God damn.

what what you just said who brookton brooklyn brookton brookton brookton brookton no nigger brockton brookton no nigger brockton brockton brockton oh hey boy your ass bitch oh oh oh oh you see that You see that? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Do you see that? You know what that means? What?

She's in a trip on. That means. The whole crowd booed, and they start saying why. That nigga got my cousin's shot. Boo. The nigga broke in my grandma house in Brockton. You don't fuck with Brooklyn.

Facts. Stats. Stop being gazing, man. You know you're telling me. I don't know why he poured the gun. I just was trying to go. I was trying to go. Why don't know about to fuck with Brooklyn?

Y'all might be on heroin or some shit. And I'm drugged that. Everybody died up. Why don't nobody fuck with Brockton? It's Brookton. It's Brookton. They're on heroin. Nicky, like, what are you from?

Brooklyn? Y'all laugh too hard. They must got a lot of J's down there. I know. I know we're in Boston. The White, Brooklyn. That they sound down there.

That's how she sounds, she was yelling that shit up. Brookton. Broxton. What a, hey, my man, white man. It's Brookton. What a white people who is at? Because I know it gets tough. And what, huh?

Northern mass. Northern mass. She sound like a fish. Lower mass. shit sounds like when you go fishing that lower mass Lord mass well not he gets some sea

man let me ask somebody who's from here I don't trust white people information no he's trying to say some fucked up nice white people shit what a what a real white people hood that nigga with the lab green shirt I can't hear this far river

that shit sounds like trail apart trash look at the white dude White dude was like, white dude turned into a mom to get the fuck out of here. That ain't even that fucking bad. The fuck are you talking about? It ain't even that fucking bad over there. Kick your fucking ass. Far River sounds like some trailer park shit.

He's a Pearl River. That's shit next dog. That's what they got in Faroo. That's what they got in Broad River. Crack smoke in their bodies. That's what they got. Crack smoke in their bodies. Wow, crack, bulk, and ain't body.

Bye. I ain't from Brooklyn. Stop, nigga. Fuck wrong with two. He's tired of doing this shit. I was just looking. Y'all motherfuckers. What is you doing?

Y'all having a whole debate about where poor white people stay. No, nigga, I'm trying to tell her not to help you hide your seat. You got on the Dureg, stupid air boy. That boy got on the Durek. He's from Bruton. He got a cousin that's staying for a river. They all want a heroin. This nigga crazy as fuck.

He arguing all the way back to his shit. Fuck that, you know, whatever. Shut that ass down. He got a raincoat on. Multi-color raincoat. Hey, Brooks and is in the hood because I rode past there. There was a nigga coming out of Ross like this. Yep, I got the whole rack.

I think like what sign I shirt you wear D.C. I think I can't say. Oh, that ain't your side. Let me go to my truck. Here we go. Hey, bro. What are you from? Rocksbury. Bitch. I'm going to Brookton. I'll be back. This niggas stupid as fuck. Roxbury.

Niggas in Roxbury. Roxbury. Y'all got some crackhead neighborhoods, but... I'm from Roxbury. Isn't that the shit where the niggas was like? See, I told you. Crackhead. Yep.

That's the murder capital? That's the murder capital, and you are proud of that? I don't understand what. be dying, nigga. I don't understand why niggas be proud of that shit. Yeah, murder capital, nigga, we'd be dying

and killing the shit out each other. Come visit, no. Come to my neighborhood, nigger, everybody dead already. I'm the only one alive. I'm everybody dead. Snick can't even check. His mailbox.

What the fuck is you talking about? You'd be asking the mailman, can you bring it to me? I would never live in the goddamn murder capital. Nick, if two people in my neighborhood get killed, I'm moving. Nicky get robbed, I'm moving. Fuck that.

I mean, they meant to kill you. Yeah, because if they got robbed, them niggas coming back. Yeah. They're like, damn, we forgot something. Next thing, next thing you know, you look out your window, it's a nigga, Torchester. You don't want them, problem. They ain't going to kill and kiss you.

Niggas. You're shooting up your house with pink bullets. Pow, pow, pow, pow. They're going to do a drive-by-bye-law. I'm gonna shoot your house up like pile, pie, pile. There'll be a nigga behind you like this. Uh-uh, you forgot one. God damn. Then a nigga pull up in a carola, bitch, get in.

That niggah horn gonna be like, oh, ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma'am ma'am. Nah, you know what his horn gonna say? Get out the way. Now. Now. Yeah, you know, yeah, I know what them niggins from. That niggins say, now. That niggit.

That nigg is stupid. Look at the white girl. She is tired. She's been doing this shit, too, show. Ain't nobody tipped her. She's about to quit Ah, welcome to niggas, bitch Y'all better Let me leave that white lady alone

She's a power ranger during the week Y'all ain't playing You're gonna fuck around Come in here dress like the pink ranger Beating the shit out people Much love to all the ladies Who got some weed And they brought down your titty itching

The sticks, them stems That shit poke your ass What kind of ladies We got in here tonight? Let me see. What kind of ladies? Bitch got some big tosses. Where ya? All the freaking ones up top. Damn.

Look at her. She's twerking. She's twirking in the back. Do you see that lady? She got no real. That lady at the very top jumped up and started humping like DC. Bits in the back twerger. Hey, bitch, don't hit your head on that ceiling. I wonder what that last row pussy hitting like,

that last, very last row. Ma'am, you can sit down. Your jeans loose in the front. No, that pussy ain't good. it. Puss, oh shit, loose in the pussy area. No, I don't want that. Mm-mm.

She got out. No, that pussy got a crease in it. I don't want that. Too much out. Why the fuck that shit loose and some jeans? I don't want that. That big-ass-puss. A six by nine between a leg.

I don't want that shit. Oh, man. Look, if she's still talking shit. No, no, no. These was my auntie jeans, okay? She was a construction. You sit that long-a-pussy now? It's okay. She came for work. You just came for work. Give me your work, Jeans. I know.

Yeah, nah. Fucking her like putting your dick in a crown rule bag. Oh my god. I think you said I imagine that like oh my god that's a waste of time and you try to pull the draw straw won't even stay on there so purple I sit down babe it's okay we know you got them on sale or the maternity store you like fuck it I can wear these three dollars I can we do you too don't know the pants they be catching her fart people to fuck alone. I'm so sick of these pants.

They keep catching my buds. She got a father in there all day. She didn't forgot about. Get home, take her pants off, and pass out. Oh, shit. That was from lunchtime. Fuck. Ooh, I think I swallowed that. She's crazy as hell. She's still talking.

And we ain't heard of words. Ain't nobody heard shit. These people sitting beside her like, what that bitch thing? She keeps spinning. on them. She's drunk. We're crazy as hell. We find the motherfucker way up there to fuck with. She frees out. It's perfectly

fine people right in front of us that we could be fucking with. It's just crazy because we can't see you. We just imagine this is what you look like. You can't see shit because she's standing up in a pussy area loose. That's all I can see is. Gene Saga in the front. Look like they on backwards. It's stupid.

Chris cross make you want to jump jump jeans her friends like sit down bitch she like I am her pants talking for her bitch you need to sit up hey man leave that lady alone she going to do enough shit I know We should have came to this bitch earlier. I didn't know it was this many niggas in Boston.

Yep, it's a lot of... These are you think it are crazy! It's a lot of niggas in Boston. Fuck, they get declared that stand for him. That mean that niggas always been in Boston all throughout history. Yep. Yep, miss me.

So you know what niggas was at the Boston Tea Party, like, man, little white folk going crazy. Nah, they were saying shit, man, they ain't even putting no sugar in that tea, that shit, nasty as fuck. I threw that nasty as shit in their water. wanted to this shit nans is a motherfucker they got some pretty-haired women in boston boy they do gorgeous women in boston gorgeous women i ain't auntie what's up with you

so you mean to tell me all the women who didn't clap don't agree these bidsons ain't cute damn from boston she like i'm from billy look nigg i hope you find your chair fast you to hit your nuts on three chair oh shit skew me they ain't bullshit and the nigga realize he fucked up He's like, man, this ain't no goddamn BIP. This is shit and shit. Hold up, ma'am, before you sit down, let that little niggas sit down, because you... He's like, hold on, Nick.

Huh? Yeah, nigga, you ain't got no one to sit. You're gonna be standing in a minute. Nicky, your hat is the biggest thing on you. Fuck you talk about. Sit your little nephew, build the ass down. And fuck all that shit. I know that nigga ain't no killer. He waved this figure like this. Stop.

Don't say that. Shut up. You better sit down before I get that nigga from Dorchester to shoot you sideways. Pau, pow. And you don't want those problems. Sit down. Pau. This ain't what you want, poo.

This nigger here making threats with glasses on. This thing about to start stripping. What the fuck, right? Keep your clothes on, nigga. This nigg out on that jazz, a jimp shirt. But if you don't get your stupid ass, You came to three shows? And we still don't talk about your goof-ass.

Don't give a fuck. Stupid-ass. Three-sho. Big hat. Goof-havenger, no one, man. I'm not going to fuck. Fuck wrong, too, but you feel like a drum major, but a niggas still eat cold pop time.

Fuck you. What? He thought that he was like, he can't wait. He thought that were gonna say. Oh, you have been a three-show. Oh, my band, bro. Nah, nah, ain't no bad. Nigger, your shirt made out of

panty hole. Sit down, nigga. Do itchester. Jump up and tickle this, nigga. You know you tickler. He was about to do it, too. He said, oh, wait a minute. I didn't even bring my tickler. Stop. You know I ain't bring my tickler. The nigga that nigga that nigg. The people you came with ain't shit.

They ain't even tried to help you. They were just like, Kula, bro. They said they're down. They like, I told this nigga. Oh, shit. Niggas, you in here eating candy? Man, I'm telling you that, nigga, let it when he stood up and took that sip. Hey, you know, girl, put that goddamn candy up.

This nigga is a full-blown crib. He got a blue drink, blue suit, blue candy. Nah, he ain't here. Man, stop recording that, you know. He's a real killer. He's pouring the mic and likes and the sex on the beach. Ooh, this is going to make it even more fruity. Oh.

Let me get one of my and I think. We got one on my gliding. Man, this nigga is so goddamn strange. Nigger tried to hold him. I'm going to get you two. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh.

Nope. I bought these. I'm going to you too. Don't put your hand in my box. He want to watch them drop. Uh-uh. Hold your hand. Oh, you got me three.

Oh. Y'all motherfuckers are weird. Huh, nigga? Nick, like, he lost all. Let me see. Oh, you got a key? Oh, okay, he got another pack. They got a sweet tooth. They got a mouth full of brown teeth. Hey, they see that, that nigga challenged is fucking me in the club looking for his candid like cigarette. What my goddamn candy?

I had a blue pack, had a red pack, had a purple pack. Let me hear the pack of the mic and axe short. In the soft pack. No, that nigg got a pack of nine ladies in the sock later in the show. He's going to be like, hold up real quick. Security, be like, empty your pocket. He's like, they're just a liking ice. Security be like, only going to fuck, empty after two.

He's going to pour him out for security, too. That nigger, I'm out of front of the club. Like, I told you. Hey, this show going to be long as fuck, I can already tell. Damn, I want to them. We're going to be up here so long. That niggum. grew back oh now you got your shit cut like a mortal combat character niggins you look

you look like you the last nigga you fight before you get the doorchester ah it's a hard level too you got to fight them at night Leave that nigga low, man. Yeah, I still 80. Fuck y'all. Yeah, that's the good flavor, the blue and the pink. Yeah, I won't get one. Shout out the security right here. He was security last show. Nigger got a whole doctor miracle in his shit and think don't nobody know.

You didn't perm's your shit, didn't you? He's like, nah, baby, word out. It's extra natural, nothing but waters and nuts and berries. Lee, that nigga. What's your name, G? When he asked you last show? What's your name? you last show what's your name Franklin his name is Franklin

his name Franklin oh it's Franklin I think he did his head in baby oil before he got him make it look like a debarge in this motherfucker that's L. DeBarge nephew right there that nigga passion he wanted to be a soprano singer I'd be mad as a motherfucker if I was sitting on the side right though you paid all that money they got you sitting by that old

right look like yaguerre take off in a roller coaster sitting on that firefighter what was on that rope anyway when they was really hanging shit man this the oldest building in Massachusetts right here they just added the speakers you can't tell they white they tried to hide them man you can't hide yeah white people used to come to this shit in the 80s they let us hair this bitch this is where the purge started right here you say what The purge started. It's what the purge started right here.

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Niggas, I always try to act like they're nervous And you know you're scared Y'all can't eat four Everybody over, they're going to spend it That whole section Look, that white man with the white shirt That's the dude who owned the building He had to walk through here

Just to see how many niggas was in here Damn it, how many motherfuckers are in there tonight That motherfucker take you backstage And make you a whole stromboli from scratch You want a stromboli? to make sure you're good do me a favor do you a favor they got them old air revolving doors up there I'm church door open up I'm in the building doors who we go this this is that this the same name changed this year since the five

heartbees came the five hobbies came this what they want their talent show right and all the white people down here what Eddie Kane came in this building right here They ain't clean this motherfucker in a long time. They ain't paying nobody to go up there clean that shit. That shit dusty. I just noticed that shit when you said. That's the chandelier from Beauty and the Beast,

nigga this shit. Oh, this is old as fuck. Everybody right now got allergies right there. We got any fine ladies in here tonight? Single, single fine ladies. Fuck. Okay, that was more than the first time. Man, fuck that.

You ain't got to be single. Much love to all the ladies who got a nigga. But you want another one. You want another one. You got to wait on the last part. Every woman in here got a rotation. She just might be fucking one, nigga, but she got a bunch of them. She got a side, nigga, please believe.

Listen, all the ladies that work in an office building and got a nigga that will buy you lunch every time you let them. Look at her. I already know. Nigel come past hey, how you doing? today Cheryl you're looking down what's going on you okay oh you know you got to wear that smile baby you too beautiful to be saying I bet it ain't a nigga in this building that a bit to be in that nigga though look at look at the work husband nigger right

there is it this nigga man he knows she got a work husband they can go to pick her up nigga be walking out to build nice Cheryl you have a good one all right baby yeah you better go home and start an argument with her ass because she ain't denying that hard enough she's just laughing no I don't she ain't never hung on when she goes to the house I know Mm-hmm. Ladies, keep it real if you got a work husband, ladies. How long you've been real? Don't clap too hard, your man.

Beat your ass on. She by herself. Ladies, will y'all keep secrets like the government? Boy, I tell you, can't get y'all admit shit. Y'all know you got a work husband, nigga, at your job that you go to Chick-fil-A-with. It took all day to make right now. Shit. She got her shit cut like haw-ho, and you can't rip your shirt off, baby.

But did you see the ass on her? Yeah. It's crazy. gave that lady two asses. That is ass-ass. Yeah, she, that's how she cut it. She got that ass. Then they were two sons.

She's like, uh-uh, I got a script shit. Are y'all sisters? Because y'all dressed are like, y'all still do that shit? Y'all didn't plan. Y'all didn't plan it to have him. So you mean to tell me y'all was both at home at the same time like bitch blue jane dress kill them dead Overwood oh, I tell you they look like they look like the sisters off the proud family

They both they look like the sisters are the proud family y'all are beat this shit out somebody in here already know Like they mama made a one of this shit together y'all get over there let me get a pitch over there Where y'all from? Springfield. Springfield, Brooklyn. Hold up. What's what's going on now? Ain't that what the Simpsons from? Oh, fuck out of a hospital. No, no bullshit. Ain't the Simpsons from Springfield. Y'all from who? Shit, I thought that's what the Simpsons was there. Springfield Massachusetts.

Y'all, y'all sexy, though. I just want you to know y'all are sexy. And y'all hospital, bitch. She said, you're too young for me. Did she say that shit right? I'm too young for a bit, I'm doing the same. I'm a grown man. I'm not young anymore. I'm chewing to the black love for this. You better start playing with me.

Ah! See? Shout out to my man right here. You look like a Jamaican rap artist. Everybody, put your hands in the air upon the place. You already know what it is going down from the top to the bottom. More fire for my people, more fire! You... Bluze my cat, no more nothing.

Hey. I say a ho's in my luck and tell me now. Blu-blu-blu-blu. Hey. You know I'm not a stressor. Take the sip of the drink because I'm from Dorchester. You know I don't play. I am the king.

I boo-b-b-bo-boo every day. Big pussy guy, like the big pussy gal. Big pussy gal. Got the big pussy guy Big pussy guy Big pussy got the big pussy guy Big it up Blood clad

Blood fire More fire You know what I did Shout out to the girl up top The front of your jeans is big I say, What's your shoe You already know what I do

Come on, Everybody know I keep my crew Yes yes You know I'm a gun Go boom Boom Boom You already know I don't begin it.

Yeah. I said I don't begin it. What you say? This nigga hair cut to not finish. Hey, pick up. Blu. Blu. Blu.

Blu. Blu. Blu. Blu. Blu. Yes. We have another part in July 28. What's here,

my boss. Fort your teeth in my mouth. Oh. Put a titty in my mouth Put the teeth in my mouth Don't you say one more time I put the tits in my mouth What do you want her to do

I say the big titty I love a big tizzy I said the big titty I have a big titty girl I said the big tizzy The little tizzy Chico What about the saggy tits

What about the saggy tits What about the saggy tits What about the saggy titty Alright, stop. If we do the song about sagging tits, it's going to be too long. You don't want to hear it no more. Take the bro off, titty drop to the floor. Say what, say what?

You don't want to hear it no more. Take the bro off, titty drop to the floor. Like, boom. Tent, tizzy drop. Tinti drop. Tinti drop. Tinti drop. Like, tc drop.

Tent drop. Titty drop one time Hey y'all dumb his hair Wait we can't forget son Okay, what about a crack is from Brookton Brookton Brookton Brookton

Brookton They got the doffins in the Brockton They'll have one Broughton in the brookton they're on hell away what they on day on hell away sing it again go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep wake it up now Awake it up!

Awake it up! Awake it up! Awake it up! Awake it up! Stop! Everybody! Go to bed. Stop.

Cut this shit off right now. Y'all, nigga, it's stupid. Y'all cut this shit off right now. Oh my goodness, damn. I love reggae music. Yeah. Your name, got to know what they say. The beat be so gangster.

It don't matter. They go old nigger right there. That nigger, that nigger. That nigger been son of dope since 99. They said a cocaine. He got three customers. What the fuck is he telling them to sit? Ain't no more goddamn seats down here.

Hey, final seat. The nigga had to get off the steps. You can sit on the steps, but... You know, more got... On your seat. Go ahead. I don't... I'll lay that man alone. He already halfway through our Social Security numbers. I already have half.

Only 50 more, and I will take over the old... That's fucked up, Chico. Whatever. How you know? How do you know? tabs, like these seats ain't got no ticket number. I don't know who paying for what. Hey, yes, thank you.

I pay them. Man, look at this fine. She's just giving drinks away. She don't know. She's just... Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, buddy. She's been fine. She's probably been fined the longest in here.

Who? This lady, right? How long have you been fined this, but? She on heroin. Shut the fuck. You the reason why we can't never have shit nice. She like, I should not have brought my mother to this event. That's your mama?

It's your mom, isn't that? What the fuck y'all? What the fuck? That thing is going to try. That thing's always trying to hype shit. Ooh, that ain't her mom. Oh shit. They're about to shoot the club up.

That's your hot. That's your hot. That's your heart. That's not. She's beautiful. She's beautiful. fine as fuck what's your name middle lady so what's your name pio she got all the time like pia hey what's up here slide up on you later on to get a whiffel you laid up on and

get a peo that what you're doing what you're doing what you're doing what you're doing what you're Yeah, I don't even, I don't even want no buzzer without no consent. I need to hear yes four times. Over and over again. All you got to do the screenshot. I'll tell you what it is. All I want is going to put that pussy on me. Yes, screenshot.

I need more evidence than that. Send me both tithes individually. I need a left titty picture and a right titty picture just so I can match them up if I need to. What if they don't match though? Say what? Some titty don't match. Some tithes don't match. Some titty got one longer than the other one.

That's why they got it like... You know how you fix that? You got to look at them bitches from an angle. Like you're taking the picture in the R&B group. You've never seen the big dance in the club like this? He's like, something wrong with that whole. Boy, you know we got a real hood show. Niggas don't even care about Dave recording the shit.

Them niggas will be all right. Shit, my cousin locked up. They got my email them this shit in the morning. They fuck with y'all in the penitentiary. I need this. Your weave is magnificent, ma'am. I just want to let you know that. You look like you'll be the logo for a soul food restaurant.

You know, like Wendy, she'll be like the logo for the soul food restaurant. Oh, like her ass. She looked like she'll cheat in a game of Uno. Like her, lowdown ass. She'll look like her house smell like malt balls. Speaking of Uno, I'm glad you said that, Colleen. You got rats. I do not want to be here.

Hey, real quick, boss. Let me see what type of niggas we get. out of here. If you're playing Uno, can you put a draw two on top of a draw four? Yep. Yes. Yes. Yes, you can. Yes, you can. Yes, you can. And if you say you can't use a bitch-ass nigger, and you don't know how to play. Yes, you can. Yes, you can. You don't know how to play. Yes, you can. Pussy, nigger, draw 30. You thought you had me. Nope. Nope. I been holding this red draw two the whole game. All right. Because I knew you as a fuck, nigger. And I knew what you were going to try to do. You was going to try to go out with the draw four. nah nigger draw six bitch nigger all right i got one for you i got one for you if you're a real

uno player do you hold all your power cards and just wait to the end so you ain't got no more yes you drop phone drop you skip you reverse you skip you skip you go out your bitch oh no bitch oh nasty you ever had somebody go out on your nigga got a whole bunch of cars you like ooh no nigga like i cool skip you skip you reverse back to me verse back to me skip you draw to draw to draw to draw two draw to the color's blue uno out oh boy now you just standing there like no wait wait wait wait wait nigger talk you ever been down there uh no and had about 40 cars and then came back and won yeah oh my because nigger you got the whole deck you got

every color one two three four five six seven six five four three two skip skip skip Draw two, four, draw four, draw four. Reverse it back to me. I don't like you. Skip you. Oh. Hey, but also real nigger shit, the next person you skip,

you gotta tell him that. I can't stay in. Skip you. Only black people, though. You saw this shit on Twitter a couple weeks ago? What do they say? Niggas got on Twitter and argue with Uno company about that goddamn.

They don't know what the fuck they're talking about. And that's exactly what niggas said. Uno, you crazy, fool. You know, you time out. Y'all invented the game. invented the game game. Fuck, you're talking about. It's eye game, bitch.

Y'all make the card, we make the game. Fuck you talking about it. That ain't never really had no instructions with Uno anyway. It was just like, figure that. You gotta watch who you play Uno with. Niggas be making up rules and shit. Niggins are deal out all the cars and then start

saying shit that don't even apply to Uno. Jokers wild deuce is out. Oh, whoa, what the fuck? Who? When the fuck, Uno get Jokers, my name. Ah! They got some new goof-ass, Uno cars out now. When you can draw a card to make a car to make.

you switch hands with a motherfucker what that shit dumb as fuck i'm not switching hands with you wish you would give me all of them car win the way you're supposed to win no no black people know how to play some goddamn cards no we ain't even gonna play space with your cards if ain't anybody went through the deck and wrote big on the big joker so out there everybody who liked the reneged who like to reneged just playing space who like the rednege you know what i like playing with what catch me bitch I like catch me please don't pick that neck up please don't I ain't fucking with no spades I play some tongue niggil I declare war I declare war you don't want to see me in that ooh I dear clear why you say that give me that

mom soon as you said tongue a nigga pulled out some cars and seven dollars run it right now we got to bring that shit back nigga we need a talk tournament What about speed? Y'all. Y'all play speed. Ooh, Nick can't eat count. Nick, like, ah, da, da. See, half the audience, they got quiet. Everybody who know how to play cards grew up with their grandma. That's fucking crazy. Yeah. Aunt Auntie told me how to play cards. She told me-

I don't like the way this nigga clap. I don't like this nigga. Because you ain't see his clap. That nigga was clapping. Hey. Fuck you clapping so wide for him, my nigga. That's a wide-ass. You know why he is. Because that motherfucking sex on the beach Then kicked in bitch I'm ready to party

That's it Howie that? White woman He need another one He need another one Y'all working the shit out there One white lady She didn't came and took

50 orders Ain't brought shit back Oh the nigga trying to buy him I don't know where she's gonna bring some shit back This nigga right here trying to buy him a drink Sit your stupid ass down He said he need another one And I got it

Y'all better leave gangstilicious alone. Ah, the real gangstilicious. Gaze delicious! Gaze delicious! Look at that bond. This bitch got a pineapple head. God damn, that is stupid. Got a pineapple sitting on top of this shit.

Man, where the fuck you get your hair done? In Whoville? She got her shit done in Brooktown. God, damn. She looked like the logo off the bananas. She got this jacquita lady bun. She said on incense. We fucks with it.

Hey, salute the incense. Don't sleep on incense, Nick. I can make your house a lot of us was born to the smell of an incense. Your father was fucking the shit out your mama with some Egyptian musk burning in the background. And some Maxwell playing. Huh? Don't burn no incense for me. I got asthma. Put this shit out.

She's like, what's wrong with you? Bitch, I got to ask me. Put this shit out. Put this shit out on your wall. You better put this shit. I love these people. This is always being stupid-ass places too. They can be poking out. He's like, shit, bitch.

You can always tell when some shit real funny, because when she lay in her teeth is wiggle in opposite direction. They're doing the woe. Ah, I think it's all stupid. Hey, the nigger, the dances now is crazy. What's that what you just did? Oh, that's the whoa.

That's like, what you say? Whoa. That shit is crazy. Niggas used to just want to do the MC Hammer when we was young. He's young, nigga. What did you say? You want to do it with me? Who said that? Who said that?

Who said it? Who said it? Ah, lift your titty up. Whoa. Whoa. Y'all's a stupid. I did a big girl like that one time. I went down there to eat a push.

I said, hold up. Grab your stomach. Oh. Oh. That's the real whoa right there. That shit hit me on my head. I was like, whoa. Whoa.

So you said you invented that dance is what you said. Right. And if you, hey, listen, do the dances in your age range. You look goofy as fuck. You've seen Kirk Franklin, Millie Robin on the internet with a goddamn sleeveless tea. Ah, ah, Kirk Franklin hit that shit. Then he did the double. I bet Jesus was like, come on, Kirk.

Just stomp, nigga. God, damn. I fought with Kurt. That thing is a real nigga, man. Boy, I follow Kirk Franklin on Instagram. What you mean? Nah. I follow Kirk Franklin on Instagram.

That nigga almost cussed one day. What do you say? You know the nigga's short. His wife had put the cookies on the top shelf. That nigger ain't, I don't know who put the mother, excuse me, Lord. Shit, he didn't almost curse in a couple of them songs over the years, too. Almost, they caught himself. What the people say?

Shit. Every time he say that, he had to replace a curse word. I said the fuck people say. Y'all gonna think I'm line, but I met Kirk Frankel. We did too, remember we met that? That nigga walked up on me. There wasn't nobody around. He walked up on me.

He was like, nigga, you're funny at the motherfucker. Hey, that nigga, a real nigga, though, because you know he came to wild and out. I'll bet he's smoking weed and shit. The nigga walked up on. I don't know what he was doing. I guess he was just making his round. The nigga just walked past me. You know Jesus smoked weed, too.

Oh. like Kirkland, you're trying to tell me something? That nigga trying to go down in step. Smooth as hell. This nigga said, what the cost out? Yeah, can't smoke with him. His English too good. Oh for them big-ass-a-a-n-nig-knit-speak too well. I ain't fucking with him. What happened? Oh. Switty feet-a-b, what the fuck wrong with you?

Yeah, this shit ain't big. We can hear everybody conversation in this motherfucker. I can tell you about a carpet. I know y'all feet's wearing, but this is funeral home carpet y'all laying on. Now, you can hear everybody conversation in this bitch. I just heard somebody over there and said, you don't need to drive, you've been drinking. Don't tell me what the fuck to do, nigga? Yes, he did.

Like, what? I'm already sitting up top. You think I give a fuck about danger? I don't give a fuck. Ain't nothing more dangerous than this goddamn balcony, nigger, this shit been here since 12-12, bitch. What's that? I don't fucking know.

It's old. Fuck you. Okay. Oh, they just kicked the AC in. I felt. That's it came out of nowhere. He was like, you know, what the... He just put it on. White man just came and said, yeah. They've been burning enough.

Well, you're like, you're on an Italian restaurant. Boy, welcome to Maginos. Whatever you like. I get you whatever you need. But you think I'm bullshit and he own this bill? I know he do. Everybody knows your name. And they all glad you're king.

You want to go where people see that the troubles are all the same. You want to go where everybody knows your name. We fucks with that. Turn it off. I'm about to get saying. Yeah. That's them TV shows you used to wake up to when you fell asleep with the TV on right there. Cheers, mash.

Shit like that. Real shit. The Twilight Zone. When the pastor come on, get up. Fight the Lord. Watch this, chico. I'm about to fuck everybody in this room up, Nick. MASH been coming on for 60 years.

You ain't never seen the same episode twice. Oh, what? Mash. Oh, no, my God. And that went the old, no, that's undercover cop. No, that's the old Vietnam show. On the cover cop with it, too. Look, that nigga got him a fresh,

got him a fresh sex on the beach. Look at him. He's like, yeah, you take both of those right there. Thank you. That nigga gonna be having a hot girl some before he lead this motherfucker. You ain't seen him get the comeback. Uh-uh, give my limo. P&B. P&B, what's on, Nick? P&B. Come here, P&B. Yeah, that PNB rock right now.

P&B, you don't know P&B? P&B. Oh, you know who we at? Look at that thing got excited. We at, son. My mixtape, son. He got to hear that shit, B. This is a fan. This is my niggas, son. My nigga, you got a mixtape? If you do got a mixtape, man.

Like, now you got to move to the digital age, man. Most people don't even have CD players no more. And you got the CD. It's like, I appreciate you, but where I'm going to listen to it at? Shit in your mind, B. Just imagine what it sound like. I need the money. I check the nigga music out because sometimes that shit be five.

Oh, yeah, I listen to everything. I listen all the type of shit. But you just, you know, the old, remember the old, days when niggas used to have mixtapes outside the club handing them out them them they're trying to sell them yeah like just just nigger catch you walking to the ball and you're my male you like real hip hop like what yeah you like real hip hop look this is my mixtape man real bars on this man none of that bubble gum shit none of that bullshit be fire beats real bars be look you know i'm saying i ask him for much whatever you can give me i take but i'm

telling you you won't be disappointed you be like all right name put that motherfucker in there he killing niggas from the beginning. I was standing at a hotel in the security guard. Like, bro, you got a minute. You listen to my new album. Everybody got a dream, though, Lose. He's just security guard trying to run in my name. He'll listen to.

He's a shooter, because you got a gun license. He trapped me. I thought it was going to be one song. This nigga had five albums with 20 goddamn songs on the bill. Damn! But they was fired, though. You said that was... No, I couldn't listen to all.

All of them, yeah. But that's fucked up, man. Ain't nobody fucking with the old rapper. You can't be an old rapper. Ain't that fucked up. Rock and roll artists can be old as fuck, still on stage. Yeah, you're going to pull your chin is out. Come on, let's rock.

Can't be. Because most of that old rappers, that old niggas. Old niggas ain't able to do the shit. Rapplers rap about. You don't want to hear no rap from an old-ass nigga. Went to the club, left early. Had to go home. nigga got tired

shit canceled the party because I didn't feel like going I fell asleep on this niggas I paid bills last week mortgage in the homeowner association

leaving notes on the dough talking about cars in the driveway fuck that shit I had company everybody don't stay here turn that shit I was about to say nigga I was about to go with

your old nigger rapper would be dope I had a lot Uh-uh. Had a via agripeel. The shit didn't work. What? I had to eat a pussy all night till the bitch went to work. Come on. I'm really, really old.

Sometimes my heart skip a beat. I need to afford my medicine, so I work at Walmart checking receipts. Been with my wife 20 years. Yeah. That's my baby. I used to rap about a lot of bitches, but now respect ladies. Right, you respect those ladies and I will mess with the kids. What the what the fuck?

I said, you respect the lady and I mess with the kids. I'm like, you know, I respect her too. Reword that shit, it don't. I said, you mess with a lady, you respect the lady, and I mess with the kids. I'm letting you know I respect her. You know what, fuck that shit. I really don't give a fuck.

See, that's why the old nigger rap ain't gonna work. Because I ain't, oh yeah, I don't get a fuck about them damn. don't get a fuck about them damn kids to be honest who are swan who on the swan who on the swine now like i said i respect them and i'm cool with the kids there you go how long are we going to be in the studio i got shit to do i got shit to do i got a go home cut the grass and then put a hot water heat in too yeah hey I don't play oh I'm in the studio every day yeah when I put my headphones on they get mad because I'd be like huh what you say nigga I'm tired you tired I'm about to sit down oh matter

fact cut the damn song off because my back's starting to hurt right motherfucking now look I'm gonna sit with you cause I'm tired of shit Every time my finger hug, my hand gets stuck, because I got arthritis. That old nigger ramp, that shit go in a little bit. I told you, man, niggas, give old rappers a shot. The nigger hand gets stuck. You know what? I'm so sick of this shit right here.

God damn. Hey, D.C., you ever played with a pussy so long, your forearms start burning, you can't feel your fingers? Oh, yeah, my shit got stuck one time. You must have been trying to break a Guinness World Record. That happened to you. Mother fucking right. She's like, what wrong? I'm like, yeah, go down in a minute.

Well, I tell you, there's some gangster niggas in here sipping out them straws, boy. Y'all don't give a... Niggas. Y'all, hell, yeah, nigga. Sipping them busy, like they're smoking cigarettes. Shout out to all the baby mama's out here

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I think it looked like earlier this week. I was that child. Oh, yeah. Shout out to all the mommas in here that's still in the fashion and buy their kids, all the joys and shit, and putting all that extra pressure on that nigger. Look, don't know. for that that niggas under pressure at the school.

When you're the only nigga with the Jordans, everybody, like, man. Man. Look at your shoes. Bro, kids really don't give a fuck about that shit no more. Shit. Man, my son, 10. Shit.

White Air Force Warns. That's good. That's good. What about niggas who can't get Air Force One? They gotta get white Nike. But nigg, think about it. about it. Gotta get this.

They're in the same family, but they're Apple won. Yeah, nigger coming home with some tennis shoes for you. No sneakers. That's the one he asked for them. They're like the most popular shoes ever in hood history. Talking about Apple won? Yes. They go with everything.

That made me think he wasn't taking his education serious. I'm concerned. Side out that. Shout out the motherfucker who wore the fake apples ones. But you knew how to walk so you didn't. He knew how to walk so you ain't gonna bend him up and fuck him up. Boy, you said that shit and touched that nigga's spirit. That nigga said, hey, boy, go here, boy!

I remember one time a nigga was playing too much. He pushed me. I was like, uh-uh, stop playing now. Ah. That nigga did the hopscotch did not bend this Air Force ones. But you say the kids don't care. They care more now than anything. They got the internet, boy.

They under all types of influence. These motherfuckers are here. even at the internet numbers is real. What? They determine and they were. They really think that the followers is their bank account. That's a, say that again. I don't think they heard you.

I said, these yon niggas think that the motherfucker followers is their bank account. Right. They think that because they got a $300,000 K followers. No, that bitch got $3,000. If that. This bitch is waiting on fast. on Fashion Nova and tummy tea right now. To renew her contract.

These young kids, now, they don't even know what real danger is. We was outside in danger all day from sun up to sundown. Real danger. You will make sure you don't go nowhere near your house, so can't nobody even attempt to tell you to come inside. You pissing outside and everything. Nope, I'm street. I ain't thirsty.

Outside all day, ain't eight, ain't drunk shit. Nigger was not going in their goddamn house. Not, hell, no. That's when you see, kids don't get musty no more. They ain't doing shit. We were mustin. We were mustin' ass, little boys. Oh, no, my daughter getting my daughter.

I had to stop buying her motherfucking deodorant. I was like, ooh, baby, give me a hug and hold it. Man, my son and my nephew came from outside and sat by me. I cussed man. What the fuck y'all been doing outside? Damn. You little niggins smell like zoo dirt. But I'm looking there if you be playing them games all day

So his lungs be like this all day Holding himself That shit didn't make no sense to us When we was young we couldn't even save our games Nicky every time you played the game Whenever you turn it off When you turn it back on you start from the beginning The beginning

Everybody got time for that shit You didn't got all the way to Mike Tyson Don't punch out then your shit freeze Man fuck this I'm going outside It's a rap But what about one You know the computer game I got so fucked up You remember flopping this?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, flopping this gets stuck, your whole project gone. You like, fuck that, I'm getting this shit out of that. Fuck that. Nigger, if playing video games really set us up for life. What you're saying? Think about how Super Mario start on. How are you standing right there?

You got five seconds before you die. Damn. That's the first hater you ever inquire in your life. That little sideways movie, motherfucker. He's been trying to kick you. You figure that shit out. you know what you know it's a reflection of life though the shit the game don't even get good until you got them get to fucking with the drugs the mushrooms and shit right you get big

you get hot you nigger and think about all the shit that you pass in their first little 10 seconds of mario it's a whole extra man right there did nobody tell you about what you just had to figure that shit and you know what you're a genius man because that did you think about it nigga you know what pussy is in super mario that star because when you get that motherfucker ain't Nothing hurt you, niggas, you just feel great. You run shit over. And then it don't last too long. Then they got them little brown monsters.

So who are you supposed to be, niggas? Them haters. Those are haters. Why they even put them no other color? You know what they got? Nigger, Mario really set you up for your whole life if you think about it, nigga. You remember that level where the son was trying to kill you?

yeah what the sun yeah that let you know you ain't want to have a job outside as an adult right and they got the level when you broke too remember that cloud that followed your ass the whole time and spit bombs out at you that's being broke right there you can't escape the goddamn cloud oh and this fella fellas i don't know if you caught this lesson about playing super mario you remember you got the level four and it was in the castle you thought the princess was in there you beat this hard-ass level you get to the end this bitch ain't even in the castle no left a note. You got three more levels to be.

Three more hard. It's seven levels on Mario. Seven? Yes. I damn show went past it. Seven. It is eight. My bad. It's eight. It's eight. It's more than eight. It's eight. I don't play a lot of games on Mario. Mario was a rapper too because you know he spit that fire. He did. He spit that fire. He did.

I was really teaching some shit. Right. And Luigi, that nigga stayed geeked up. He was a, that was a right hand man. That niggas, they tell you, it tell you about, like, Mario, Super Mario teach you about being a man, bro. Look at how that nigger traveled through the pipe. That mean, if your dick ain't good, you ain't going no well. Right.

And they always got a crack head in the family. Luigi with the crack head. By the way, he jumped. That nigg would be like, what, he niggas ain't fuck with me? Nope. Right. He did have the stupid head feet, though, didn't. And kept him with him.

That nigger was riding around. on Yoshi, too. That's why that nitty was a pregnant. None of the covers. He wasn't on none of the covers. Tell you, man, that game had hit message. Yeah, it had the projects in the hood of the tool. This nigga had a homeboy who was a mitchit with a mushroom head who was naked with a vest and some pants on.

Right. They used to give you extra life. That's told. That's told. Yeah. They had the projects on the Mario, too. Remember when you go down the tube. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

That's how you feel. That's how you feel every time you turn into a hood. You don't know. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da. The fuck. That da da da da da da da that The old head while with hey Who the fuck told you to come over here

That was Cooper Who? King Cooper Now that was Browser The bowser and King Cooper is the same person I think ain't it Nah. He had an alien's name? I don't fucking know, right?

We was fucking poor son Stop talking about kids shit son You're gonna make me cry Sorry. He had a real childhood. He like crashed bandicoot. You look like you like crash bandicoot then. You like doing front flips and shit.

Stupid a n. When we come back to D.C.? When we go back to D.C.? Fuck wrong with you. We in Boston, nigga. I know. We can't think about D.C. right now. They're going to ask you.

Well, you ain't even from D.A. We can't think about D.C. When y'all going to come back to the other place I ain't from. Because I'm already not from here. Yeah, but D.C., she go from D.C.? Yeah, but we ain't there. I don't trust this, nigga, man. That nigga just asks about three different locations.

Who the fuck is he? That nigga in the Witness Protection Program. He just keep moving around. When y'all gonna come to D.C.? That's why I'm moving there. No, I'm saying Virginia, Rhode Island. Brooktown. I fuck with this audience, man.

Y'all crazy as fucking look out. Look how, you see how everybody hiding that motherfucking leaning back in the chill? This is a young crowd, but they got Jesus. They're going to church in the morning. I know what's going on. Oh, the hell they ain't. Amen.

Amen. My boy right here, the quiet director. He ain't bushing. What you say? You're the choir director. Oh, what's up choir director? For who? The children choir?

Youth choir. That's the children choir, bitch. She's talking, I know they are the youth children. been trying to correct me I know I go to church now even tell me it's the youth bitch they 12 and under

and can't sing on one accord fuck around with you be singing all over each other Jesus nah because the choir directors be taking that shit too seriously you got them kids singing songs you know they're not supposed to sing

you got them singing never would have made it they can't hold that note you're kids in there that nine years old Never would have maybe, never but maybe. Bit out to, I would have lost my ball. See, Keisha. Because now I see I got two pee pee, I don't want to come in no more.

Get your back off here. Say that song. I smarter. I'm wiser, I'm stronger, much stronger. Hit your face! It was all the things I've been through. And God, I never would have made it. Say I never, never would have made it.

It always be one black mom in the back of the church. Fix your shirt! Fix your shirt. Now I see. Put the pants down up off your waist. The only say stronger. Fix the neck of that shirt. Miss Pam!

I forgot it. Now I see ya. That's all right. Take your time. Take your time. quite not ready I always try to lead his own I said now why she I would have never take your time let him use you come on and never never would have made it said I never never would have made it without you Your church ain't shit if you don't got the old lady on the front road just rocking like this.

And now to see you were made for me. I won't watch TV. Yo, we got the old director. Stop! Y'all's stupid. I want to do it no more. But the real choir, though, y'all take that shit seriously. If you and the grown people quiet, that's the C.M.E. Quire.

That's the C.M.E. Quire. Boyd, what you call that quiet, ma'am? She ain't no real quiet to work, but she got quiet. I only mess with 12 y'els, I'm sorry. That's seeing me quiet be lit, that old quiet, the fifth Sunday quiet? Oh my God, they come in like a game. All the old people, that's what all the old people say on the fifth Sunday. It's like four Sundays at the year.

They walk and rip. Hey, hello everybody. God bless you, God bless you, man. Thank you for being here. Yeah, we're going to do something special for y'all today. we promise yes we are oh quiet they'd be falling asleep in the pulpit that should be funny when the old niggins be sleep still a grand mind.

I ain't like going to church, man. That shit is real deal. Oh, the deal. You gotta go to church. You gotta go to church. You gotta peek the scene. Like, look at this shit. I can't do it.

I like the passive aggressive shit in the church announcements. Because they won't never say nobody name. They try to make it look like everybody at the church is doing it. Members, someone keeps parking in the past a spot. Now, we didn't want to have to have to. to make mention of it, but it's continuously being a problem. We would like to

ask everyone in the church to park around the back or on the side, but please leave that last space closest to the door available us. Also,

for the pastor. Amen. Also, we will be having the potluck dinner, but we will ask that you're not bring any dishes if you have a pest problem at your home. Now, we're not going to talk about what happened the last time, but those was not raisins in that saddle.

So please, ladies and gentlemen of the church, if you're going to bring something, please be considerate of the entire congregation. Nobody wants to go home with friends that they didn't leave. Now, if you're going to bring, if you want to bring a dish to the potluck, all we ask is that you bring utensils to serve what you brought because two Sundays ago we had issues with some of the

members sticking their fingers in the greens. Amen. And one of the deaconesses had eczema, so make sure you say that. She stuck her exoma hand in the green. See, that's why I'll fucking talk to you. You take shit way

too far. And every time you always got to fuck it up. And that niggins say he had X-Men, make sure you say that. Don't forget to say that. And that church passive-aggressive shit would be hilarious. Hell yeah. Make sure you tell us you had X-Buh. We don't want to say no one's names, but young ladies, could you keep, please take care of yourselves.

We were smelling some sit-down air from when a couple of y'all. Some sit-down air. And if you want your children, we are looking for more kids for the youth choir. They got to be 12, not going on 13. That is right, because all of the children is not use, and all of the use is not children. There's not. And we are looking for another choir. Now, we don't want to send nobody here at the will but then now, but we just ask if you sign your children up for the choir that they can read above a third grade level now.

Yes. Because we don't want nobody coming down to the front of the church talking about little man man messed up the song. well he should have known what the words said ma'am make sure they weigh deodorant tell them that they got to wet deodorant yes your children must wear deodorant when they come to church because we don't know

why do you sound like real church in the house we don't know what this I mean we we having a problem with the vending system in the church so we don't have time to be trying to figure out which one of your children came from outside then they get to the real shit mother Johnson mother Johnson

we still have not recovered the church iPad we don't know if someone mistakenly took it home with them now we got to find my iPad on but somehow you've been able to turn it off now

I know you're in here so just that God is watching it all times now because tell them you got pictures you got nasty pictures on that you need do that to me Barbara Amen. I'm trying to make them give it back quickly. Cut this shit out.

We're going to hell. Yeah, everybody is. Bro, we gotta get the fuck out of here. No! No! They're giving us the signal. I don't give a fuck what the signal is. Boom.

I don't give a fuck what the signal is, niggled. We ain't never leaving no will but theater. Nigel. We ain't never leaving no will but theater. We might not never leave. We stay up in the beat for weeks. It's some people up in the beat right not sleep. We ain't gonna never leave.

We ain't gonna never leave. We ain't gonna never leave. We ain't gonna never leave. We ain't gonna never leave. Hey, hey. We ain't gonna never leave. Hey. We ain't gonna never, never, never, never, never,

Let get these shirts away. shirts away let's get these shirts away let's get these shirts away let's get these shirts away let's get these shirts away who want a shirt today let's get these shirts away who can wear a large wear your money where your money let's give a shirt away where your money hey who want a shirt today where your money let's give a shirt away who want a shirt today where is your money we only got a large where is your money who want a shirt today I'm selling Who on a shirt today? We gotta give it way.

Who want a shirt today? Who on a shirt today? She got two goddamn shirts. Shirt today, shirt today. Who want them a shirt today? Church today, shirt today, shirt today. You got me a shirt today. You got me a shirt today.

Hold up. Wait one second. Bro, look with a shirt. Oh, she got it. They got damn shirt hand. Oh, that bitch. This ain't my hang up. You want my hat?

This is the white man hang up. We don't have no more shirts. That's all. We got any more? Shirt today, shirt today. That's all. We got no more shirts. We got no more shirts.

We got any more shirts to give away. Shirt today. Anybody will need a shirt today? Also, real shit. This is our first time coming to Boston, though. And we're so on two shows in this bitch. And we appreciate all the love y'all showed up. This is going to always be one of the spots that we come to.

B-O-S-T-O-N, B-O-S-T-O-E. We're up in. B-O-S-T-O-N. We're up it. B-O-S-T-O-N. Yeah, we're gonna respect ya. Shout out to the nigger from Dorchester. Hey!

Whoa! We're going extra. Shout out to that nigga who'll be shooting undefended from Dorchester. Oh, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bow, bang, bang, pow. Bay, bang, bang, bang, bang, pow. Bay, bang, bang, bang, pow. This is the 85 self-show.

Boston, listen, man, we love the shit out y'all, man. Thank you up top, thank you in the middle, thank y'all down bottom. Boston, we let y'all. We are the 85 self-shoe! Boston! Oh! Oh! We fuck with y'all.

We fuck with y'all. Much love, Boston. We have this beach. Ah! Go! Fuck, man. Fuck, man. I thought I sent it to you. What?

What? I said it to you. Oh, we need to talk to me. Boy, elbow. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. When I was born in, after we were sitting in the black, I hit my goddamn elbow right there on the motherfucker.

Manor. Boy, that shit. Her calls me in a long time. That shit, nah, my whole arm. For real? Oh, yeah. What's your phone on? That's he talking about.

That's how he's the first one. Yeah. Great work, Captain. Great well. Great work, better. That's so hilarious. Great work, battle. That's how you do it when you're supposed to do it,

how you do it when it's supposed to be done. Mm-hmm. That's down. I'm going to smoke some. I'm going to smoke, so I'm here. Somebody had asked him to make sure you say that. That niggas said, make sure you say that. They say that, that's my hand in the grease.

That's what it is. You're just crazy how we can just build a whole scene. Right, nigger. I'm gonna should be gone. All the way. Off the top. Jamaican shit, all that. You can say old nigger rap?

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