The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Boston Roast Session With DCYoungFly Karlous Miller & Chico Bean | Ep. 195

Episode Date: August 16, 2019

The coldest podcast continues the Act Up Summer Tour in Boston at the legendary Wilbur Theater. In front of a sold out crowd, DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller, and Chico Bean deliver a hilarious interactive show and roast every body in the building. From the girl with the purple wig to the entire New England Patriot's organization and tom Brady. Nobody is safe at The 85 South Show! Plus you know they brought the tiddays to the building! Get tickets to see them live in Orlando! https://tickets.drphillipscenter.org/... FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Make sure you tell somebody, tell two people. Go on social media. Make sure you follow the 85 South Show, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook. Make sure you go tell your mama, your daddy, somebody, because you guys are witnessing greatness in here tonight, Boston. You guys ready to have some fun? You are witnessing the next Kings of Comedy. Boston, stand up! Stand up, Boston, come on.

Up top, stand up. I need everybody up. We're about to get the show started. We know y'all been waiting. We've been waiting to come, boss, so we appreciate y'all coming to rock with us. We just sold out the Wilburne Theater, y'all. I said, we just sold out the Wilburne Theater.

The first member of the 8th century, South Show. He's out of Washington, D.C. You've seen this man on MTV Wild and Out. He has a national Nike campaign running right now. He is the coldest dress man in comedy right now. Austin makes some noise for Chico Bean! The next member of the 85 South Show, he's crazy as hell. He's out in the west side of Atlanta. You see them on MTV Wild and Out. You've seen them on hip-hop squares. You've seen him in the movie, almost Christmas. And you can see him in theaters right now. He's in the movie, I got to hook up, too. Boston, we got D.C. y'all fly in the house.

Yeah, the next member of the 85 South show, he needs no introduction. But we're going to give him one anyway. Where my ladies are? You've seen this man on Wiling Out He's out of Atlanta by way of Mississippi He is the coldest in the game right now Ladies, your baby daddy Carlos Miller is in the building

If you guys ready to get the show started saying hell yeah Keep that energy right there, Boston Start clapping right now, start clapping right now This is the 85-down show! Damn! What's up? Bostin! What's up? Bostin!

Bostin! Bostin! Bostin! Boston, Boston, Boston, Boston. Boston, Boston, what's up, man? Chico, I'm feeling awesome. How you feel? Because a nigga been kicking it in Boston.

I said, Chico, I look awesome. Because a nigga been kicking it in Boston. Oh, yeah. B-O-S-C-O-N. Boston, B-O-S-C-O-A. I said Boston. B-S-C-O-N. I said Boston.

B-O-M-A. S-T-O-N Yeah, let's go Let's go Let's go Let's go Let's go Let's go

Yeah, Let's go Yeah Let's go Yeah Yeah D-C, run a Boston Hey

We in Boston Yeah B-O-N Boston Boston B-O-S-T-O-N Oh B-S-T-O-N

B-S-T-O-N B-O-S-T-O-N T-O-N, y'all, V-O-S-T-O-N, Boston. B-O-N to T-O-N, Boston. Chico, yeah, Chico, yeah, C-O-N, D-C, we got Tities in the building, D-A-G, we got T-T-E-N-E-O. We got T-T-E-O.

Oh, oh, we got T-T-E-E-E-O. We got T-T-E-E-G-L-E-O. We got T-T-E's in the building. Yes, and gone. We got T-T-E-N-V-L-W. We got tinnies in the building. Tennis in the building. We got tinnies in the building.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Cut, cut, cut, cut. What you see? What you see? Cut. These niggas got the little bit ad tables in this motherfucker. What?

These niggas are sitting in some musical chairs. These niggas. D.C. How are y'all having a great-ass time with these lip-ass tables? They got this shit set up like a, like a motherfucking wedding reception. God, damn.

Everybody needs you. Everybody needs touching right now. Hey, hey, D.C. That's the table they was playing that on life. Well, I'm sorry, sir. Looks like I lost all my money. Your ass table. It's gonna take y' out 20 minutes and sit down in this bitch.

They got one person for table. Then you got to turn sideways and all kind of extra. These seats are just in here. They ain't no order. They just here. There you go. In no order. You can tell some niggas did this show. Hey man, fuck there. Put some goddamn backyard tables in that bitch, Nick. All these niggins ain't even making us.

Somebody eating a chair's facing the wall. Hey, if you'll see it on the outside, go on sit down. But if you got to walk it to the inside, wait a minute. Damn, boy, they judge y'all with D.V.J., but that's fucked up. Yep. Have a seat if you can, Boston. Have a seat. I was definitely say that.

If you can fire your seat. Shout out everybody on top. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to say it now. If you are a man and you in here right now, your leg touching another man leg that's strange ah they can't help it they can't

help it that section right there look like the back of the bus god damn y'all sitting on the back of the bus in Boston that's turned up right there he'll smell like a funeral home oh this definitely is the oldest theater in boston nigger everybody up big that top section is where they used to let the nigger sit at in the 60s We had a lot of sold-out shows, but I don't feel like we could fit one more nigger in this bitch. Oh, no. We are for real at capacity. Yes, no, we can't, we can fit them right there.

We fit two of them right there. Shit. Damn, this bit. She's fucking up that whole section over there. They like, this bitch need to move right here. Ha ha. This thing ain't got no, see, he on the steps. He's like, yeah, this is what I paid for.

No, that's security. That security. Security is silky as fuck. Would you put a just for me in your shit for you came on here? God damn. That man got good hair. That boy shit silky, boy. That's the first nigga I ever seen with edges.

That nigga got a perm ass in Beijing. That nigga went to the salon. They're like, yeah, come here. Let me slick this down. Silky. That's your name for the rest of the night. Silk is smooth from Boston To get him stupid that nigga put baby oil in his hair This nigga. You want his shit to shine. Well, we got some motherfuckers in hell to nothing

We got Boston in here tonight Boston I love Boston. They got some of the sexiest ladies on this bro I see some of the finest women Yes, but even the white women got ass in Boston. Oh, I don't know how, but they got it. They got a whole bunch of. God was out here just wilding in

Massachusetts. Shout out to my man right there. Just sticking big old booters, oh, every goddamn set. Deaf road jacket on looking like Shug evening in this motherfucker. Make some noise for Shug evening. Not Shug Night, that Shug evening right there. A nigger. Man, it turned the lights on.

Look at this. Oh, motherfucker. Man, it's been right here. Look at Hano. This is been going to lost her mind. She's talking about ah, huh, nah, uh, this. That's real, you look real good, Barney. D.C., you eat a whole pack of nine later. Does that bitch show up in your dreams? That meant you had a bad bad day.

She said, fuck that. I look good, you do, baby. You do look good, man. You look like a real boss, and you look like you just get dressed up, then you're going Victoria's Secret and still a whole bunch of shit tomorrow. Gonna go crazy! Just go boosting, you just throw some. the panes before.

Yeah. Anytime they hit that little bell, and keep on Dina. Uh-uh. You didn't hear what she said, brush. She said, uh-uh, I won't well known. Oh.

Damn, this is the old day. Shut up down the people who see it all way in the back, like up under them. Up under the roof, y'all, y'all don't get too excited. You know that shit ain't sturdy up there. They ain't renovated this bitch ever. God, damn.

This shit looked like the Titanic. For real. Real. They used to talk. Sam Cooke had an album release party in this bitch. Him and James Brown. Fuck this motherfucker up. God damn, I know.

They got sections. Okay. I like that. What's the different sections? What that mean? Nothing. First place, second place, third place, okay. I love your shit.

I didn't know this many niggas up here. Damn, that shit. They really got this shit set up like a soul food restaurant. I love this shit. I'm talking about a bad soul food restaurant. They got this bitch set up like a soul food restaurant. Look, Auntie, what's up? All your friends on Facebook, all two on, what's up?

All to them. Ain't nobody watching this shit. It's just our uncle and her cousin. What's up, y'all? She got one lady from the church. What's up? The fuck up, boyd, she don't know how to post it. She doesn't show me how to put it up there.

She said, put this shit on YouTube. She said, watch y'all see me posted in five minutes. Y'all don't even know. That's the bootleg lady from Boston. Boston. This shit going to be in every barbershop in Boston tomorrow. Got that 85 South show on deck for y'all. You won't see it? Got that moon shot. 2599.

What wrong, baby? You look scared. You look nervous. You okay? All right. You need to be. She said, never that. What does that mean? It means you read it. Shout out to my man right there with the Army fatigue hat on. Fuckers. You signed to No Limit. What's going on? Nika, fishing bait right up on his seat.

Stupid-eyed, dick. What'd you like to kiss? Sea bass, ugly. You don't like to lobby, huh? That's a stupid-ass hand. He'd take that bitch off, fold it up, put it in his pocket. I'd be right back. He ain't got no hat right in the middle.

I know what going on. How long you don't have that bucket hat? For ages. No, nigger. How long you don't have that bucket hat? Not really a hat. It's a flower pot. flower pot.

He looked in the mirror a whole bunch of times before he left. Yep, that's it. I got their ass. That is not it. Tonight, nigga. I'm saluting. Shot the man right there. Hey, ooh, you, skinned head, you.

She's like, who got a skin head? Bitch, you got a skin head. She's like, who else up here got a skin head? Yes. Boy, I can't believe we in the goddamn. This looked like what Malcolm X got shot. You remember when they had the guy? Get your hand out my pocket?

That's what it looked like. One of you niggins yelled that. I'm getting with the nigger with the hat on. Fuck that. I know he's going to know how to get out of here. Drop down. Hey, you mad. She's mad hair.

She's like, what the fuck? When you keep coming late? Ah, your seat's closed, bitch. They got a waitress in this bitch. You got a text on your order. You got to text the waitress, your order. Yeah, yeah. I don't know why they got us.

This shit, I need order. Shit. Come on. Come on. What the Asian dude doing? Nothing. Me in here trying to fix an iPhone. Get your ass out of here.

He's jumping at all. You think was stupid. People that talk. Really, that's the best seat, though. You know what I can. You know. Look how long that shit came. Yeah.

Hey! They got to throw high jokes. Here you go. I bet y'all was scared as shit if y'all had to ride an elevator up there, motherfucker. That bitch haunted than a bitch up there, boy. It's the ghost of Negro past up that third section. Now watch yourself now. This is Boston now. I love on the door.

in the balcony alone. Any Patriots fans in him? Shut up. Fuck the Patriots. Shut up. Fuck the Patriots. Fuck the Patriots, nigga. And that's our feel.

Fuck the Patriots. And what? Fuck him. Fuck them. Fuck them. Winning ass motherfuckers. Y'all stay winning. Fuck the Patriots.

Fuck y'all. I can't stand y'all. Oh, some real shit. I didn't even know y'all niggas. football fans until I said that y'all gonna get us jumped at this bitch I don't give a fuck fuck the Patriot all I was saying was shut out my man from the Patriots came up in here yeah it was New England but this Boston so they ain't really got no team they just claim the Patriots no no ha ha y'all they got no team you ain't got no team

you ain't got no team Boston Boston is like if you say New England Boston is like the centerpiece in New England like Boston I give you a got that but fuck the Patriots niggins I can't believe y'all some cheat ass niggas got it fuck on y'all some chicken ass I'm gonna fuck y'all ain't got no football yeah y'all motherfuckers I can like Tom Brady or being here with y'all motherfuckers he ain't coming in here oh wait a minute no way I'm not coming in there not the Wilbur not gonna do it 283 league y'all came back and won 20 eight three lead then tom brady old ass still playing nigger retired so somebody else can win

with your white ass man fuck tom brady that nigga been winning his eyes in the third third grade he deflated that ball because he got time brady a different type of motherfucker, bro. God damn Brett Farf, can't even write his name. His hand hurt so bad. Tom Brady wake up at 6 in the morning swimming and shit. This ain't been playing

football 28 years. Don't even have a headache yet. Tom Brady win. Let me tell you how much Tom Brady win. Tom Brady win. Tom Brady win more than bitches and child support court. That's how much he went. He stay winning. You can't beat him. You know who Tom Brady?

We're going to have to get her another chance. Boy, I'll talk story. got too much ass for that chair who got too much ass she got too much ass for that let me see she got a hole she got the is their auntie boot is big at the top look at the bottom hey this the football time brady play with you know why why because it's flat a little bit show live let me see it so let me see it so damn did y'all ain't shit i can't take y'all no fucking one he looked like wood out touch third fuck him I don't think they call you got a friend in me super bowl

I said you got a friend nigga fuck you make this nigga crazy throw it back throw it back there fuck you talk about if you find throw it back let a nigga throw it though it well she gonna hit the lamp shit just got dangerous in this bitch look and she said when you threw the ball everybody looked up all the hood The bitch was like, I wish a bitch would throw that bar back. I saw everybody on the bottom do it. I saw y'all. I tossed that bitch.

I ain't, you know, I do it that far. Yeah, you tossed that, ma'am. You let it go. You let it go. Like a tall break it though, right? Hey, my nigga, stop running in this bitch. Oh, damn. You ain't gotta go no well.

You're pretending on somebody right now. Fuck around and fall, the light bill gonna be high as a motherfucker. This shit is lit. Oh, I love boss. I always had to be so good no one could ignore me. Carve my path with data and drive.

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A lot of, like when we put this on YouTube, a lot of people are going to be surprised how many niggas in Boston. They don't know. There's niggas in Boston. Niggas special. It's black niggas. I'm talking about black niggas. For real. Shit. He's like, you, nigger, you, you are black. Looking like a master bus driving this motherfucker. You look like you drive the shit out of this. city bus, all right now. We ain't make no more stops now. Come on now. That niggick turned back like, who black?

Nick, who that's fucked up, bro? Y'all some real asshole type of people. I think you say, who black? Shit, oh. Shit, Boston, man. It's the home and new edition right here, baby. Home a new edition. How many knick was in the new edition? They had like ain't new addition ronnie bobby ricky and mike uh if i like the girl who cares are you like uh then johnny gill came he from my hometown the dc so we got a connection johnny gil came to fuck shit up so it's ronny bobby rickie and mike ron and ralph and ralph you can't forget about a little head ralph ralph ralph was that name i need a man with sensitivity talk your shit a man like me

Yeah, someone who will hold you Yeah Someone who will cheat Talk your shit Someone who will cheat Oh, they know that shit Come on, come on, you're in 12 grade when this came about

Stop bullshit, come on now It was our graduation song That's how Auntie got vert Auntie was fucked to this for the first time, near your answer Oh, boss a nigga caught you Girl, I know it's been hard for you right away.

I see you got slacks Stop, she goes, she's getting wet, she's getting wet. And Auntie, I know You just got your braids And I can tell Because they're tight that way Oh Auntie gonna give me that cool, good Gucci

Come on Auntie's gonna give me that coogoochee Alright, auntie's going to give you that kuga-koo-Goo-G-G-G-E-R-A-R-R-A-R-R-A. You need a man with sensitivity. Get it in. Come on, y'all. Clap your hands. Come on, y'all, clap your hands.

Come on, y'all, clap your hands. Come on, y'all, clap your hand. Have a pussy. Come on. We in Boston. B-O-S-T-O-N. Said it again. again I said all the people in here sitting on the floor is all my friends I said

boston shit boston don't act like you don't know and I know don't none of the niggas in here use the slang term mass hole because that's that weak people shit hold up I ain't gonna play okay what you say let y'all know that the boston bids is up they find the day oh hey now up now you know me let no play with no kids but I Fuck with Boston, but you gotta hold the music. Listen, baby, you gotta fix that wig. Come on! You gotta fix that wig.

Come on! Come on! You gotta fix that wig! Come on! Come on! You gotta fix that wig. Come on! You got to fix that wig.

Hey, all the pretty ladies in Boston. Hey, yeah, I said they on call. I got the girl with the purple. with the purple hair she liked to steal out the mall I said what you know what you know yeah Boston it's a treat yeah this thing I got the same jacket on as big red from the five heart beats come on I say that jacket ain't shit damn so way that jacket ain't shit damn show ain't that check it ain't shit damn show valet driver looking ass I mean he parked cars for

Oh, that'd be some good music to eat some pussy too right there. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-huh, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, two, what, one, one, one, one, one, I said, what, ah. I, what, ah, hurt your back.

You better hurt you back. Bad night. Oh. What y'all doing? Let's go on. Say what? Quit playing! Right now, goddamn, yo, stop.

Stop it right now. Ooh, I got a reflux, hold up. Stop it right now. Real shit. They tried to come back up. Look all the white people, they're like, yep, still don't know what that's about. Yeah, they're confused like a mother.

like a month, what is going on? Look how he come in, he's like, yeah. Is this a birthday party? It's a bar mitzah. Well, my guy, earpieces like that in the secret service. What are you at? Third Flo? I'm coming up there. That bitch. Damn, that's real small to hell, bit, doll. You must ain't got no

where to put your leg. That nigga paid to be uncomfortable. My name got this big stupid-ass on. What the fuck he got going on? Who did? This nigga, he'll dress like an air mattress. A deflated air mattress. They come to fuck with y'all. God damn, she got some strong-ass shoulders.

What that bitch would do for a living? Breakdown boxes? Ha ha! With no boss cutter. Shout out, shout out to the white people who, who didn't know the new edition in here. Y'all motherfuckers probably rode up here listening. We got to good vibrations. We got to give vibrations. Hold up, hold on, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

I did not know we had a celebrity. Who? Oh, man, I watched this nigga on good times all day. Book him. Nigger, it's book on. Oh, book, man. Bookman in this bitch. Bookman in this bitch.

What's up, Bookman? My dumb man said Booker. Bubble butt in this motherfucker. Bookman. Damn, bit, lady, you sitting in this bit like you're waiting on your album to come out. She probably is. It comes out in two weeks on Spotify. Nah, she's a scammer.

She got all the credit card information to everybody in this bitch already. You're going to all over have 16 Bloomingdale charges on your card. Like, bitch, I ain't bought no damn Blumentdells. That's your best friend. That don't change shit. You don't be bullish in that church. You look like you catch the whole of those sometimes. She's about to feel it, but she's like, okay, well, that weren't it right now.

She just said, I'm hot. Shout out to everybody who worked out all, so I'm a stupid. they lose no weight. Oh my god, that's a bit. Drinking that stupid-a-cucumber water. You're the same size, bitch. Yep. Your dumb ass, I don't eat chicken no more.

But you didn't gain eight pounds. You better start back eating chicken. Right. Look at the niggins talking shit to his girl. I told you, baby. You ain't the only one. I'm with it. I'm with the lady that want to lose weight, though.

I'm with it. But you got to do it right, though. You can't go backwards. Can't go get ass shots? They ain't gonna work out bitch. I'm gonna be honest. I don't like when women lose weight Then the top part of the titty be real soft like I remember when that titty was firm Like a biscuit that ain't that all the way it'd be all loose like fuck you didn't fucked up a good set of tithes And you've lost all this goddamn weight now your head look big as a motherfucker. I can't can't fuck with you no more you look like a cute ass blow pop now Hey and teteet it looks like suspenders shit if you real big

Don't just lose the weight. Make sure you got the money to get that skin taken off afterwards. Because now you walk around you walk around with your skin and your purse. He liked that skin, bro. I like that skin. He liked that skin.

I like that skin. I don't know what. Because I'll be like, I'm gonna blow your ass back up what you used to be. Oh. Blow ass right back, bitch. You say, you need 20 pounds.

Here you go. I got you. I like skin. shout out to all the niggas i can't fuck that fast you see all the fast that young nigger was humping he don't know he think his nuts gonna be tight his whole life i'm 36 my nuts to fail about four inches my name i get the fucking that fast i'm a bus one of them bitch you'll be hitting from the back and have to stop oh shit i'd hurt my nut i don't know what that i'd have to win i'm not trying to fuck fast

dj i already know what that back I hit on them nuts come right there. The young niggas don't know. See what I did you hit me twice? I'm like, hold up, bitch. Don't worry about what's going on back here. Wah, wah. Shit, nigger.

I bustin' nut. You have busting nut, your nuts get tight, go to sleep on your niggins. See, that's what I'm totally. My nuts don't get tight no more. They just get lower and lower. My nuts about this low. See, I don't like with my nuts warm up in the morning.

Because in the morning, they be cold, so they be cuff. So when I go tell you, Like a shit, they just started unwrapping. And before you know it, all you hear, bloop, you be like, these niggas are in the water. This is some bullshit. Now, I got the ad drive. Hey, man.

Also, real nigga shit, though, the first time I ever saw my nuts moved. I thought I was pregnant. Niggins a baby, man. My whole set just rotating around. These motherfuckers are alive. Ladies, y'all understand how sensitive nuts is. Y'all got nothing on y'all sensitive is a set of nuts. as a set of nuts.

Well, you fellas, you have a graze your nuts, nigger, on the accident and fucked your whole day up. You feel it all the way in the middle of your chest, doing some goofy shit. Getting out the shower or something, put the towel on too fast. Oh. This nigga is hilarious.

This nigga said when he saw his nuts move for the first time, he thought he was pregnant! Gotta do it. Nigger, got to go get a plan B now. I never forget how long I stared at my nuts when I seen the move for the first time. for the first time. I said, oh, shit. Hey, D.C., you know what's funny as fuck right now?

The young niggas who don't even know that your nuts can move, they're like, what the fuck are they talking about? Ain't no business alive, bitch, dog. Just take a glimpse at them. Here, now, I need, the motherfucker. Shit, nuts. That thing is just relax. Right.

I saw one of my nuts stretch out one time, like it was tired. Shit. I remember the first thing. First time I ever seen some nut come out of me. Nika, that shit fuck me up. I was walking around with all the confidence. Bitch, I got hostess cream in my body, Nick. I don't give a fuck.

I bust this goddamn cupcake cream on the bitch. You couldn't tell me shit when I figured out what. Ooh, I can get a bitch pregnant. I can make a baby. Bitch, I'm ready to pay a bill. Today. I had a question, Boston. Why they call the baby town?

As I saw some nut, I was like, I got to put this on somebody's daughter this goes that goes on her that's what this is for why they call boston bean town because y'all got some bean hey why somebody what was the reason what's the what Boston baked beans oh y'all got a big baby that's what's what that used to be able not just selling a bunch of ex pills in the city yeah make it y'all look like Bobby Brown. Wake up! You have a disrespect to King Gahler.

Man, shit, that's a legendary moment. I don't give a fuck with nobody's safe. Man, that Bobby Brown Jaws legendary. That nigga got out that helicopter. Ah, I. And I know you're getting bored. What? Dealing with him.

I know you miss my love. And I said, that niggas the greatest. That niggas know that was Jaru. Oh, yeah, yeah. Who the fuck told Jaru? He can say. I said, oh, yeah, get him, Bobby. You can't sleep.

The Jaru was that nigga in 2000, man. He was. Baby, a lady, or crazy. When you walk, the way you talk, the way you move, what could it's all be red? Shut up, nigga. No you not. Shut up. I didn't try to make some gangy shit, nigger wasn't hearing that, we gonna clap back.

They were like, cut that shit off, man. That's how you feel, buddy. Shit, cause he made the Army song. I bought that Roo, man, that thing just got a raspy-ass voice. Always did when you call, always on time, gave you my all. That nigga put that shit on my voice, man. be mine. I gotta find some better motherfuckers to hang out with.

That bitch sounded irritated on my way on time. Gave you my awl so I guess, niggas shit be my fuck. Don't, don't know why in the history. Don't even want to be on the song. Ain't nobody in the history of music said, baby more than Ashanti. Oh, he had nine songs. There was baby, baby, baby, baby. You know who else?

Her and the nigger, the R&B. Think of Kim, them the only two motherfuckers to say baby, because Kim made nine songs. Baby, girl, there will be no more life. Somebody tell me why I feel like I'm dying. Something came over me. I, baby, can't you see? then I can't stop loving you talk your shit chico no matter how hard I try baby girl how did you find your way back in my life baby baby girl

That nigga made a career out of saying baby girl. Hey, hey, we're gonna talk. Hmm. Forget what I just told a nigga, bro. What? You gotta stop putting Bow Wow name up on the bus like that, bro. Like he ain't that nigga, bro.

By-Wy was that nigga. From, niggie, if you born in 92 to 97, you is lied if you said you ain't never want to be Bowie. Well, when that nigga was out, when he was young, like what? Me y'all, nigg, like a mug, though. Who born 92? Who born another two?

Y'all y'all nigga born in the 80s y'all all the ladies in here was trying to go see bow wow and B2K and all them niggins now we won't be B2K you know who else niggins don't know who else niggins get thrown under the bus niggas get thrown under the butt motherfucker immature they get thrown under the bus they had some hits immature had them hits boy they was legendary no the fuck yes they was boy I'm gonna tell you That was alive with that shit. I'm going to tell you who else with that day. Extra, extra. Read all about it.

That was the shit. I'm looking for that one girl. The one that treat me wrong. That's what I- Fuck that. I'll fuck with it. So they threw under the bus to me. I'm mature fell off when they got rid of the nigga

with the eye patch. We looked up one day that nigga was gone. Like, what a nigga and the other little short nigga? What are these motherfuckers? they immature as hell for replacing the whole group didn't tell us shit

what about B5 damn you took it back I can't get the school that ain't the right song no nigg was on top of a school oh they relayed that niggum fall this nigga said B5

this is a old person I heard about my house with Michael Jackson that was it my mom going to hear that shit she been listening to gospel Yolanda Adams She was bullshit. Oh, my favorite rappers gave us bad influences.

She didn't bullshit. She had that wide ass off. Who is that? Yolanda Adams. Who is that? Yolanda Adams. You know, the other one tall and far, too. Oh, she just tall to hell.

Boy, you're going to hell for talk about the good pastor like that. Man, look at that forehead. You know she's a good woman. Yeah. She cute you. All the ladies with the big foreheads. We know that's where the pussy juice is store. Hell yeah. Especially it's shining the front. You got a present three time. Like a choker. You see how to be shining. in the front a little bit look like a dolphin head oh yeah look yeah and salute to all the niggins in boston that's afraid to go bald i see y'all niggis out here i see especially you

oh gee you said fuck it i'm gonna keep them dreads no matter what it looked like you got on a patriot's helmet and this motherfucker nigga with hey chico that niggas start right here this nigga shit that niggins shit looked like he walked in front of the airplane You don't want behind the helicopter. We just fucking with you, but we ain't. It's all out of love. We are not talking. We are speaking, facts!

Then they're going to get mad, run up here, head, but all three of us. Go to sleep. Boy, they had the Boston Tea Party in this motherfucker. It is extra old. It's smell like slaves. Look at the chandelier in this bitch. Smell like some slaves was in here. You think they're going to catch us?

Yes! This is what I live. This fucked up. You can't take these niggins nowhere. Real, you already know. But it's a real shit, though. It do look like we're on a boat right now. Right.

I've seen a nigga down the street like to hell. I'm coming to your show. He like, you know what, I'd drop my goddamn clothes. How the fuck did you find that shit at? I don't know. It found me. Yup. I see y'all niggins at the shit. All right, brother.

Hey man, let me start on these niggins. They've been roasting the shit-eyed couch online. I want the fuck niggins and know this bitch brand new, nigga. This is a brand new, used couch. This bitch is new and used at the same. That shit looked like ex-money. It's been comfortable. Oh no, I think that's how you get ex-mium.

You got to lay on couches like that. This shit made out of K-Switz leather, nigger. This shit. Oh, this a motherfucker. And this the couch, the gangsta nigger be watching murder mysteries all of it. Niggas be into it like a motherfucker. We have shoes all they be tucked up in that bit like this, man. That ain't your house if you ain't never slept on your couch like that, nigger.

If you ain't never slept on your... That's not your house. You could be a nigga that kill every motherfucker in the hood. You then came home and laid down like this before, Nick. For real. Good fuck, one cat, every nigga that took a good hand out like this before. But you got to catch your son, though, love. Hey, this is how you know the shit real.

Because if it wasn't your house, you took the nap just like this. Yep. And that's how you know you got a good girl. Your girl love you when she's like, she only wake you up. She just come and just, you're in there sleep. Nick, this is what she do. She come out of the back. Aw.

That's a good girl then, because a real nigga gonna wake up cold, that bitch ain't shit. Right. Ah, damn, this can't even bring a nigga no covers shit. And when you wake up all the lights in the house bed, don't nobody be at home. Hey, man, who the fuck is? You don't even know what day it is no more. You ever took a nap and woke up and didn't know if it was tomorrow? Nigelang.

You look around like that when you wake up. You ever grabbed the piss on niggins who stayed at the house? Well, who the fuck let y'all niggins in? This shit all right here, bud. We came up in Boston. Yeah, we did. I like, ooh, they look about a nigger a couch. They're gonna take it back. We didn't look at you that man. We sell all the furniture.

Y'all think we booze you. Any fine ladies in here tonight? Single. No. Don't woo if you got a man, bitch. Shut out, shut out. We really got to stop. We got to stop asking if they're single.

What if it's some fine women on here that's not single? And they'll cheat on the nigger. Fuck it. I don't want them to be left out, too. I mean, you know, you can still woo, though, like, make noise for the other bitch. And then if you think about why the fuck will we be looking for the single women them the women don't nobody won't hold out we hold out we got a problem They got a lot of baggage they got a lot of baggage they got nobody like you get to you said you say you say we do it man she

might know it's different when y'all do it yes it is you know why it's different you know why it's different because y'all got to let somebody fuck you Yes you do you know you don't you got a and you have to get a penile inserted into your vagina. That shit hurt when y'all cheese, we would, ooh, that shit. Yeah. That's it. That's it. There's a nigga in here right now that's traumatized,

because he went to hit his girl and there was more space in the pussy. He was like, who in the fuck? Who in the fuck then been in this shit loose? I said loose. I was a nigga that caught it worse than that. caught it worse than that. He was eating his girl pussy like, this pussy tastes like a condom. Yep.

Boy, ain't gone with the paper still on it. Damn. She'd be all a rep, fuck, y'all. You got this. That's a murder charge right there. You don't hate a rubber band before. You go down and taste spermicide. Oh, my God.

You freak, nasty, mama. But what about the one that I'll tell you that it just came out like juice, like, just. What, the cycle just went off? Yeah, like 10 minutes ago, judge. Boy, you got, no, no, 10 minutes to go. God damn. Sooner that they know, it'd be 11.58, 12 o'clock, they're like, yep, off. Yeah, you think they're off till you go in there and get that nut rag and wipe off and be like, oh, baby.

No, it gets you when you spit out that spit, you go to the scent, and you're like, hold up. handle high-flamed chito. Oh, your gums bleeding, nigger. I think you must have brushed your gums too hard. Ugh. I did not have no high-flavored chito. That pussy is rare, ma'am. Got that rare, coochie.

Ooh, y'all know y'all wrong, because y'all let a nigga eat. But y'all won't let a nigger fuck. I don't understand. I swore in everything. They would let you eat it. As soon as you come up, they're like, uh-uh, I'm on. You be like, hmm?

She'd be like shit, niggas, something's like shit. See, I don't know who this evil bitch is that sent you up like that, but I could get muscles to beat that whole ass for you. Don't worry about that bitch been beat up. That bitch been beat up. There ain't no way. That's what. Ladies, don't cheat on your man. That shit hurt us.

That shit hurt a man. Y'all don't, fuck that. Y'all don't fuck that. You have to do, cheat on your man with me. With me. Cheat on him with me. shit what you say oh what that you heard that she said bring that ass here boy yeah that sound like too many boys that been brought to you ma'am she she living she

no don't fuck her don't fuck with her that's a come back up what were you saying look at she live in bookman building no stand up the lady that was standing up over there with the pink dress on would you stand up what she's like what she's like bring it. That wasn't me. That was me. Why you won't stand up? Bitch, you're looking right at me. That's she go. Shake like the Mucinex man. Look at him. Ah, you guys got any germs? Any germs? Any germs?

Uh, if you want to come to a new Kinex party. Yeah, Muconix germs. You is stupid. Who got mucus right now? I'm just playing with you, girl, you look good, fuck that. Yeah, y'all got I Carly working hard than a motherfucker. Man, for real. She gonna go home and sing a song on YouTube.

We'll get 33 million views after this. Yeah, she on the bike in it right now. Yeah, yeah. Ah! Don't go to the back. There ain't no way in the fuck you're still recording on that phone. Ain't no way, it ain't no way you still got... No way you still got space on that guy.

that goddamn phone. It is impossible. Yes, she do. She would call an ever church sermon. And she got a portable child. Boy, this shit is going to be on every Boston corner tomorrow. She's like, right. Hey, Chico, that's the only phone in this room where you can see a church menu,

some pictures of her grandson, and a pussy with some hair on it all in this thing. She said, oh, wow. She'd be recording ever church service. Mama, you know you'd be in there sitting in pictures to Mr. Charles. Charles. Hell yeah. You know you'd be shooting them foot photos to Mr. Charles in there in the bathroom. She's going to be holding that long-haired titty.

In there with her foot up, the foot up going to sing, right? With some kitten heels on. Say you were the 85 shoes, huh? No, she'd be sitting in that. I know what old people talk, they always get low when they talk. You say you was 80-5, you, but you're good. What you see you? Hey, bro, she record every church server, but that's hilarious.

Everything. Leave that lady alone. The past will be talking about her every servant. She's going to invite us to church after this. People that come up here and record the sermon, but they not paying attention. What you say? Hallelujah, I said, it's a lady in the back that needed a blessing. All right.

Now, past the collection, played around. E. Man, we in Boston. The real bus theater, E. Man. I want you to look to your name and say, neighbor. If your brother, hot. You're going to help. You already halfway there. Oh, shit.

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60 on the 5th you will buy food stamps today next day on 40 this podcast right here it's for all the women that suck big real good but you got to turn the light on first because you don't want nobody to see you they mean them coozy lips is long oh they love oh they love what you say bro Cousy lips and long. Oh, they long, oh, they long. All right. Well, shout out to all the ladies in here

who got them long pussy lips. Don't you ever be embarrassed because your pussy lips long. That just mean your pussy got a lot to say. Pussy lips long. They got a lot to say. Pussy lips longer than I-95. Talk your shit.

And to all the women who wondering what long pussy If you stand straight up and there's anything hanging out. You. Got a camel tone that pussy. All right, before we move on, I got to get one more shout out. Shout out to all the ladies in here. Who got that big pussy won't fit in none of your panties? A little bit hanging out the side right now.

She needs some full coverage. This shit. Oh, that pussy me. Shout out to all the women with no ass, but you got stretch marks on that little ass. It's something about stretch marks on the little ass because then I feel like the little ass was trying to be big.

Oh, it was trying to be big. Oh, they were trying. Give me a little ass trying to be big. Oh, it was trying. podcast is for who is for all the niggas who ever wore a condom and that bitch broke you told her that it broke but you still kept fucking yeah that bit broke oh shit what you want me to do you know what to do nigger unprotection sex unprotected sex y'all niggas churipin'all niggas boy you don't know about that red jacket stop laughing he's like

Why you ain't never bus shit Niggas steal you duress He used duress What the fuck is that He used duress during sex What the fuck is that He used duress during sex What the fuck is that

He used direct during sex What the fuck is that I said you got your condoms for free from the free clinic my nigger my nigger and we know Don't nobody even wear those No no No no If I put that shit on it look like a turtleneck

Oh You know that pussy good You know that pussy turtle You know that pussy is a turtle You know that pussy good I said that turtick good You know that pussy good You know that pussy

That pussy That pussy directs one time what happened wasn't in the plan the condom broke it looked like my dick had on a headband I'm like damn where the rest of it goes she looked inside her Gucci and said she go I don't know I'm like shit we can't use no directs hell nah da da that's a waste of time during sex come oh yeah yeah yeah if you weren't there she You ain't having no kid I said

Chico, you know that pussy good When you have to use the condoms From playing parenthood Because we did plan the parenthood She need a plan B Looked at the son of Graham I said he kind of looked like me But I know that shit ain't mine

Because you know these bitches Lime I didn't fuck about two or three Or four or five or 27 times Pour it out every time So I know that she ain't pregnant I'm gonna give her this money then I'm gonna get real ignorant might just disappear might have to change my number get ghost on a bitch make a bitch start to wonder

let me tell you what happened to me come on I came from the club and I wasn't a tipsy I popped the pill I popped the bird but my dick didn't work It was flim My dick and word And we didn't get up Come on man get up

Don't do me like that Come on Just make a move Make a sound God damn it I'm geeked up Nicket I gotta go to sleep

A D.C What happened to you Was like a bad dream bad dreams. What? You said your dick was doing a dope feeling. You know it ain't your turn. Every nigger in this room that hit a bitch with the gummy worm.

Yeah. I was team. Raise your hand and fish your turn. Every nigger in the room to hear the bitch with the gummy worm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That dick was flamed there. Yeah, yeah. I was team said, yeah.

That dick was flamed there. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I was chimed. Yeah, yeah. I was chimed. I was chimed. Before we go.

Before we go. Before we go. What? Before we leave, we get off. What? Shout out to the ladies who'd be sucking dick on soft. Hey.

They'd be suck and dick on soft. Shout out to the ladies that suck your dick on soft. Say, suck that dick on soft. Yes, a lot of your teeth. suck that dick on soft. She doesn't suck that dick on soap. She sucked the dick we're saying she has sucked the dick on solve she suck the dick on solve. She that suck the dick on soft.

And no. Not my dick. No, she's not sucking my dick. She said it was like eating a sour patch keith. She's not sucking my dick. Suck the dick on soft yeah a lot of y'all. Oh. She said it was like eating a sour patch.

Chico they said that she'd be sucking dick on song Your friends say you've been sucking it on song Your home girl said you suck that dick on song Oh hell no she really do suck that dick Because she ain't got no eye proud Oh She'd be sucking that dog dick with no facial expression Same face, she'd be using the same face.

Ah! DZ, you ain't telling no lies. When she sucked the dick, she always looking surprised. Who had to do? I thought I heard some. Who touch me? Amen. Y'all stupid as hell.

I love Boston. We love Bing Town, Bing Town, we love Bing Town, We love being town We love being town Big Town Come on. I was tipsy.

Come on. That thing was flimely. Bein town. I was tipsy. That thing was flimely. Oh, hell no. Hold up. She said they did, because she ain't got no high.

On top, if y'all are still fucking with us, put your hands up high. In the middle, if y'all still fucking with us, put your hands up high. Okay. At the win reception, if you fucking with us, put your hands up high. Okay. Because we in Boston, Massachusetts, and we getting fly. getting fly. Hey, flim-deh.

It was flimdy. Get it, D.C. I was tipsy. Hey, yes. That thing was flimsy. Oh, yeah. Flemsey. Flemsey.

Oh, hell, no. She sucked that dick, she got her eye, bar. She sucked that dick on soft, and she liked it. I don't give a much. That's part of the song. She sucked that dick on song, man, she liked it.

I was teem-de- She sucked that dick on song, and she liked it. She liked it. I would blimbinger. And she liked it. She liked it. I was Timbsen.

Hit that shit, bro. I was Timbson. Come on there. It was flimsy. Hit it. I was Timbson. What? It was Slimson.

What? Oh, hey, I know. AdZ. She said maybe me. She said maybe me. She said maybe me. What are I don't do? That's true.

I got to tell you how I like. you how I like it gee come on you say maybe me yeah I'm with that shit but you can't suck my dick unless you go on it oh got a choke on my dick got a choke on my dick like ah-h-h-h-spit got a chug on my shit you got a chug on my shit you got a chate on my shit you got a joke on my shit like oh she's on that dick goes off a cook she ain't got no eye She ain't got no eyebrows She ain't got no eyebrows She ain't got no eyebrows

She ain't got no eyebrows I said she ain't got no eyebrows She ain't got no eyebrows She ain't got no eyebrows Your eyebrows are thinner than a skimp blunt Oh what you see Her eyebrows are thinner than a skimp blunt Skamp blunt.

Ma'am, this not too on your eye. Look like a pretzel. Hey, man, leave that later alone. Y'all have made a suck dick for five minutes. Now y'all roast in the eyebrows. They're just like a nigga. He threw fucking with you once he gets that head up off you. Ain't my wrong with your eyebrows.

You gotta draw some of them. In the house with a shopping pen, like, let's go. Shout out You know, hey, we just play with you both There you go, we show love Some of her eyebrows on my lip Now she looking like the rock I ain't kiss and shit, you ain't got but two eyebrows

Yeah Yeah Kiss on the forehead but your forehead tastes like you was at the house frying chicken Oh, you're on a restaurant, see? You got a restaurant? That means she ain't take no bath. Oh, damn.

That's salt. She got sauce on her forehead. They got seeds and salt on her bowie. You smell like chicken in the club. I'm fucking what you mean. Shout out to all my niggas in here that ever ate pussies along your ears stop working. Nick couldn't hear him.

Ain that pussy can't here no more. Don't eat that pussy can't hear no more. Don't ate that pussy can't here no more. Eat that pussy to a nigger can't hear no more. Eat that pussy to a nigger can't hear no more. Don't hate that pussy can't hear no more Gotta eat that pussy can't hear no more A BZ

Huh, what you say Huh I'm kicking late Huh What you say Huh Uh Huh

Huh Uh Uh Uh Yeah, We ain't joking We ain't joking Shout out to all the niggas

That the A Pussy Long gun Instead of been open And that's just the 1800s. She said I can't eat like that could a pussy fat, no, she's got me a bit back, we ain't tripping off no stomach. That mean your pussy got a protector on it.

That means she got that pussy pavilion. Yeah, yeah. No, you got a belly like a plumber. You got that, you got that belly like a little plumber. I. Carly, are you okay? She got that little stomach like she'd be pushing niggins in the club, want some gangster music, come on. Yaw, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all.

Yom, y'all, y'all. Is there you are stupid. I. Hey, I, Carly. Leave that white girl alone. She's just... pure cocaine. She's on two per 30s right now.

She's gonna go to the back and have a meltdown. Like, oh my fucking God, they keep yelling and telling me that drinks are strong. She's the only waitress. She's on cocaine. Hey, I, Carly. She's going back to snout that powder and coming back. Hey, Carly, I'm gonna tell you something so you don't sleep. so you don't slip.

Be prepared for every nigga in here to give you a $2 tip. Oh. She can pay. Don't take that money out. You know she's scamming. She's paying for her shit with three different debit cards.

And run all up. Run all up. She said, I gave her one card. Let them mention you. Yo, yeah. Your Wester, you and your card work. Talk your. You got a chip on your shit.

Let them know, bitch. You hear me? She said, I approve, nigga. Yeah. I proved, I got you. Don't prepaid card at work. That's a green dot card. She bought that bitch at Walgreens.

Let me tell you something. Ain't no wrong with no green dot card. You did. I definitely think with green dot for a long time. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You ain't going to put my money up in family dollar, bit.

Hell no. What's you trying to do? I'm trying to put $500 on this goal. Try again. I just called them. We're just fucking what you purple have. We know you got money. Shit.

All them braids and quickweens and lacefront and shit you'd be doing. I'll tell it. She got lashes. Hell yeah. But she got on that. Yeah. And her nigga sell big dope. I already know.

She ain't bullshit. Ain't no nigger? You can sell big dog. Why the fuck would you say that out loud? That's why you can't buy dope from crazy people. I got all the dope. Bitch, the police is in here. That's how you know she ain't got no dose.

She got three little niggle bags up on her seat. Bitch. Got three little niggle bag. Bitch, you don't get that. That's different. Fuck me? I love you too. I bet you that purple wig smell like roach spray.

I bet it do. Shit smell like fabuloso. It's glued on. Oh, it's new. She just got it. She just got it. I know. I know.

I know. I know you a boss bitch. You sitting at the table with the nigger with the red jacket on. Fuckin' talk about. This is a couple made in a comic book. That bitch looked like a human bottle or fabloos. When the joke and poison avid get together. Biller, like, she's on a fabaloso commercial.

Now, if you want your head, it looked like this. Man, we just fucking with y'all. Y'all know how we get down. Bigger, burn her eyes. My tithes work, though. Look at my man. Watch himself, nigger. I ain't even see that, nigga.

I was looking at the titty. My bad, bro. I was respectfully looking at your girl, Titty. We're all respect. No disrespect. I know. That's your hood, no. You didn't see him behind.

You like, go ahead, do your thing. He got, he gone in the pocket. I'm with them tithes for life. I'm sick of, go ahead. Look at them, me. I ain't seen them tithes in months. I'm tired of. That, nigga, do you got just two gold teeth in the front,

or you got, you got more than two? Oh, I was about the same, nigga, you're a whole gangster. They got a two gold teeth. Y'all's a freeze. Can we look at my dick. I'm up here trying to work, and y'all trying to treat me like a piece of meat. He's on sale.

I'm a motherfucking person. I have feelings. Talk your shit. You are a motherfucking person. I have feelings. Stop trying to use me for dick. Look, Fabaloso want to see it. What?

Would the purple hair? Nah, I quit fucking bitches with purple hair three years ago. Ha ha. What? I don't fuck women with purple hat no more. That's mine I can take it off the way. No, that's why I quit doing that shit, because you can take it on. Take it off then.

I want to see what's under that shit. No, you know what's up under there. She got them, she got them Kowai Lennon braids up under that motherfucker. She got her shit braided like Kauai Lenned up under that motherfucker. Hey, I just wanted to see if she could take that bitch off without a screwdriver. She said, give me some oil. Oh, you good. She ain't, boy.

We know you got six braids of six of them ice cube braids under that bitch. Ten. Ten. It's just one loop. She says she got... One little lute. She says she got ten braids, but it's really six. She looks like the high school, the snake game.

The bitch is too little. It's got one little look. One of the braid. Let me quit. I'm through fucking with you. Ain't nobody messing with you, ma'am. I love you. Shit, I'm a holless you a mom.

XL driver just not a big ass suburban a little bit big suburb I ain't gonna let nobody mess with you man my daughter great go back to school I know you gonna get all the school supplies you're gonna go in there and get a book bags binders pencils man if y'allel leave that girl alone she got binder that girl got purple house not a composition notebook bitch I need a binder that girl got purple hair and glitter on her ass she don't give a fuck yep a shit keep getting stuck low she like Give me that water. Give me that water. Shit.

Nah, you cute, boo. We love you. What's your name? It's Keisha. How did that guess then? Look at the niggins. She's weird. I'm tired of this shit. I got to go. Yeah, I callie. Keep going. Icarly. I got to get her body here. This is the only waitress. The nigger with that jacket. He's fucking with her. He ain't going to leave him.

She ain't get there about the order. She's just like, all right, I just... Give me a car. All right, no, all right. Oh, man, give me that shirt. Who died? Who? That's your brother?

RIP, bro. What's the name? Hold on. Hold that shit up. We don't know his brother, but shit. That nigga brought the shirt. Rest in peace time. Rest and peace.

Yeah, yeah. Say something good about him. Just say some good shit. Huh? He got his ticket. How did he pass away? Motorcycle, man. God bless her man we rest in peace tie you here anyway that's crazy he had you say you had a ticket though

ah my boy damn my boy rest in peace my niggum you good salute bro rest in peace to all the fallen soldiers out there man you know That's one thing. We got to come together like that. We got to let these phone know, man. This is it, man. These black culture that we got, man. We spread so much love. We got to spread love amongst each other. Got to be. God damn. We hate each other so much, but I want to prove to them to them. Pull me to us. Nick, you're bad.

Your brothers should never be your enemy, man. It should never be. We got enough enemies to worry about. We got enough shit to worry about this trying to kill us. We don't need to be trying to kill each other. And I know it sounds cliche, but, hey, man, you got to do that. Talk about with your niggas, man. For real. It ain't always about picking up a gun. Learn how to fight again, nigger, goof-ass, niggins.

Niggins don't even know how to swing. A lot of you niggas out there acting like you gangster ever get into a fight. You hold your dog like Sheney-Nay, Nick. Nigel fuck around, give a nigger dab. Don't even know how to fight. You're going to fight. It's y'all fault ladies. Y'all better quit fucking these fragile-ass niggas

niggas that don't know how to pump gas change the tie. Don't need to look. She got rid of then. Yeah, I don't need know how to change it, God, damn. I seen a nigga, his girl. They was on the A&State, had a flat. This nigga put his seatbelt on and locked his door. I was like, this bitch-haired, nigga.

Oh, damn. Pussy-ass nigger. And he chained a tie. A little change the tie. I don't know what it is. I just like in my hand dirty. I love you too, but that's your boyfriend with you. You got a pick.

Is it me or Chico? Hey, baby. How you doing? What's up, bitch? I wasn't even talking to you. She's talking about Chico, bitch, I don't want to. Hey, that shit be so funny when another nigger girl yelled their shit out at the show. I love you, Chico!

Then the nether to be sitting there like. Disrespectful. Leave you looking straight in hell. Don't love me if you were in here with your nigger. Right. That looks stupid as hell. Love me when you by yourself. Let me see how I guess you.

What's up? What you at got? Niggas in Boston. I play that shit. Her man abusive. I wish you would. Shout out to my man on the second row up there. That nigga fall in the sleep.

You can tell. Which one? Oh, don't look around now, nigga. You, right here with a little head. Right there with the black shirt on. I caught you, nigga. You ain't your man. Yeah, you and your man in front of you, nigga.

Both of y'all have in here falling asleep. Niggins glasses on your lip. Stupid-ass boy, wake up. That guy, that's a real old nigga. They've been drinking whiskey all goddamn damn. They'd be right here. They got on 3D glasses. They'd be here.

Told you, her album about to come out. Nah, you know what them is? Them best it is, the best it was, and the best ever will be. Them the Brett the hit man, Hoss, you got on. Well, you remember back in the day 3D glasses and they'd be red and blue? They disrespectful with the three glasses.

They expect you to pay $25 for one ticket and then get a glasses back when you leave. Fuck that. I'm wearing these to the club tonight. You got me fucked up. Not giving you these glasses back. And what nigger want to come in and put some glasses on that another motherfucker use? A lot of you niggins don't even watch behind your ears. But how they put them in the plastic again, though?

They put them in the plastic all over again. Yeah, I know. Disrespectful motherfuckers, man. I thought they had a company that cleaned them shit. Nah. They put them back in the bin and they shake them up and they come pick them up at the end of the month and then they recycle them shake them up like a riot. Y'all niggas got to get out more. I want a hot-haired they gonna clean these tables when y'all get it. Yeah, them just do look like some DJ turn tables

don't they? Hey man we got ready we gotta get ready to get the fuck out. Yeah we got to We got another show, boss. I don't want to leave. Fuck it. Cut the lights on. Let's run up the light bill. Run up the light bill.

Amen. Boston, listen. This shit been crazy, bro. What's wrong with you, ma'am? Smile. What the fuck is you looking all serious for a day? I hate this. Look, my nigga, Jesus at the show.

Look at this, you nigga, bro. That nigga got his dress in a refurb. My nigger, that is crazy. Ah, ah. Shit looked like a bagel wrapped around your head, niggins. Boston, listen, man. Hey, man, we appreciate all the love, all the support. We sold this bitch out!

Hey! And real shit, y'all, y'all one of the most energizing turk crowds we'd have had this whole motherfuckers tour. So Boston, make some noise for yourself. We gotta 85, so show up top. We love y'all, Boston. Lion Booster! Lion Booster!

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