The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - THE BOYCOTT w/ Karlous, DC, & Clayton | 85 South Show Podcast

Episode Date: May 16, 2025

Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Clayton English convene in the Trap for another classic conversation on the 85 SOUTH SHOW! || 85 SOUTH App: www.channeleightyfive.com || Twitter/IG: @85SouthShow || Ou...r Website: www.85southshow.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:06 They're going to start that episode when they thought it's people. God damn. They like hard at hell, bro. They're listening like that. I'm kidding. But that's the old thing about it, bro. We got to make sure we keep this shit scraper. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:02:33 Bro, you got to see that episode of English majors, man. Oh, y'all? Man, this is a nigga stupid. You know, crazy. Too both dumb. I appreciate you job, man. It was too much dumb stuff on there, man. Y'all need that fuck.
Starting point is 00:02:49 That's a ad gil. This had gumes. That's how it's good. We got to come up with a name for this tour. Fuck. who can't be sponsored yes the fuck we can I know man
Starting point is 00:03:05 I'm just coming up and fly shit don't want to say want to be sponsored because they're going to sound like we begging want to be sponsored to damn their begging damn their begging to it that's fine damn they're begging too
Starting point is 00:03:19 don't make them big don't make that too damn they're big damn they're big you're in the recession Oh, I mean. Begging, please. Begging, please.
Starting point is 00:03:31 Don't forget the soap commercial. I said, damn, that baggie? Damn that begging, too. The DEI tour. Huh? The DEI tour. The DEI tour? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:46 You know. Oh, the DEI. I'm sorry. I'm like the DAI. I'm like, damn. I'm just listening like, I'm like, like, die, damn. The shit, everybody protesting right now.
Starting point is 00:04:02 What are the diversity, equity, inclusion? Yeah. That includes us, right? No, that ain't part of it. That ain't us. No, we're way low on the list. They try to make it seem like it's us, but it's really their crazy part in, man. They really undid the shit that was working for them.
Starting point is 00:04:22 Right. Like, if it sound like it's for us on paper, In actuality, y'all going to be the main beneficiaries from that. And they undid the shit thinking he was going to fuck us up. And then found out, oh, shit. That's a right. Damn. I ain't know I was on food stamps.
Starting point is 00:04:40 Right. You too, mother. I thought it was government assistance. Bitches. They don't know. You thought of the different word because it was us. Yes. Oh, you thought you're social security.
Starting point is 00:04:51 That doesn't affect me. That doesn't affect me. Then your mama calling you. They're cutting my check off, son. And I'm gonna be real I was a Social Security baby You had to be I grew up off wood
Starting point is 00:05:01 You were born With Social Security money And I found out Blake I had two years left I said you motherfuckers Where is my money You was born with Social Security money I was straight no
Starting point is 00:05:15 I told my mama look You could take half of the check Put it on bill Other half I get it And we'll Set it up in like two payment Where I got
Starting point is 00:05:24 I got paid for a job Like every two week I got $200 a bit too week. So I would get $400 a month. I would get $8.80. Don't say nothing, man, because Eli ain't going to fuck around. He's gone now.
Starting point is 00:05:35 You're gone. He ain't got you. Look at that shit stopped. Soon I got 18. Okay. You know, that shit won. They can look this up. My dad had me when he was 601.
Starting point is 00:05:44 So they were supposed to end. That shit was coming out of his. And he was saying that. He was like, man, you're getting some money. Every time I ask him some shit, he was like, yo, I'm going to get some money. I'm like, I'm fucking keep saying that. I want you to buy me.
Starting point is 00:05:56 you joined. Your mama got the money. What's you doing with that money? I'm like, he's paying the bill. I see why she left you. What do you say, Platt? My mom gets the money. I'm like, why can't never have nothing?
Starting point is 00:06:16 Then when I got to kill Greg, he fought right. He said, he never said what type of money. He always just said, your mama gets money. What'd you ask for what he'd say that? Because I'll be like, can I get an earball? Like, look, simple shit, that I ought to under kill me what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:06:31 Or can I get some academic jeans? Pele, Pellet, Pelley. Academic thing. I remember him taking me to Bergerton, bro. And I would look at a pair of jeans. That burly-le-old. That'd be 29-99. That's the way he look at it.
Starting point is 00:06:46 That's doable, but high at Burlington. No, that's not doable. That's high at Burlington. It's not doable. It was doable. My daddy. No. Anything with a decimal?
Starting point is 00:06:54 If it came with a decimal? with a decibel? You ask for too much. Would you mean you have to be... All your shit had to be an even price. Boy, damn it a dollar. Not even $5.00. If anything, he ain't got a decimal and a 90th...
Starting point is 00:07:07 Boy, that's too much. Don't even... Just don't ask for it. Just don't... If you, $2, $4, $9, $9,000, ain't it too high. But I'm gonna get some money. I'm like, I can't... I'm like, they're paying $2,99.
Starting point is 00:07:23 He's like, hell now. I'm gonna take you to Target and I'm gonna show you how to get these $8 paying I'm gonna get four for $29.99. I'm like, bro, I'm like... That's so fucked up when you think about it, though. It might just be the weed, but, bro,
Starting point is 00:07:36 when they charge you $99... That was dumb. That's why would do that? You don't know what you do it. You know what you're playing in my face? So instead of $2.8.99, stop my... It's $27, 99, though,
Starting point is 00:07:51 nigga, you already have got me. They need it. Do it all of them. The 99 of the deal. You can keep the point. There's no way it's going to stay with this first number. And it's going to go over. It's going to go over.
Starting point is 00:08:03 It's not telling me to 28 and 99. It is. We should be a class. That's a lawsuit. Talk about it. We sue in any day that charge any day 99. What is still? That's the day they are really trying you with the 99.
Starting point is 00:08:19 No, they got sense. You know what it is. It's $7. It's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. You got sale. It's another $4.
Starting point is 00:08:26 We saved your pen. But imagine you need to do it every time you check out. You bitch-ass, nigga. You don't ring me up. Oh, that's terrible. I thought Burlington. So you couldn't have no death.
Starting point is 00:08:42 Nigel. I thought Burlington was on the same level as like Mason. Oh, boy. No. You should know they smell different. They do. But my dad and treated them like they were Mason.
Starting point is 00:08:54 What? You remember Burkinton had the upstairs in Greenbara? You know, with all the coaches, she was going to stay. You know, the kids said she was going to stay. But we said to take up that long-assad elevator to go upstairs in the burglancy. And we would never get shit. Never. Maybe, maybe.
Starting point is 00:09:11 Boy, you better find something in between all that shit. That looked like some reasonable. Reasonable name? Reasonable. Reasonable is within. So you was clearance rack. You had to go straight to clearance rail. You couldn't even.
Starting point is 00:09:24 I didn't know what a clearance right. I just knew the vicinity too much. We need to go, he always took me like, Tarks, Walmart, shit like that. Just being in Burkerton, I just knew everything in here. You just weren't getting nothing named brand. Everything in here. Well, limit.
Starting point is 00:09:43 Off limits. Why are you looking at shit? After this week, ain't no such thing as named brand no more. Everything fake. Why would you baby go up in that? Where I was going on? Every time I went on the escalator, I always said, I think today's the day he's going to buy something.
Starting point is 00:10:03 Like you said, Clay, how does it fake if you're touching? Hey. Hey. All this luxury shit. You saw the burger bag. You saw it break it down. They sell the ones without the tag on a bit Walmart.
Starting point is 00:10:22 So it's the same burger bag. They got the shillust of a snap shit. No, that's what I'm saying. The Chinese people do the actual making of the shit. He said it costs $1,400 to make with all the exclusive shit they use. But the Bergen tack on 90%. So $38 is what it come out to. I ain't know what income.
Starting point is 00:10:44 I had no idea that shit was dirty bad. Like a little way I said. Yeah, you get a big one. Before I be saying you can resell them, bitch. Bitch, if I get you a burger bag, you better get your ass. in there. If you get a motherfucker a Birken bag.
Starting point is 00:10:59 I'd better have to carry on. I don't say that. Whatever it was. If you stop yourself, I'm worried to know what it was. No, I'm like, don't say. A Birken bag?
Starting point is 00:11:13 Working bad for $30,000. A motherfucker will buy Burger Band for $30,000. You should be able to. That's on the low end. He said that's the cheap one. That's the, low end. Like he said, don't you dare
Starting point is 00:11:27 do that shit. What's you putting in the $30,000 dollar per? $30 work with shit. A credit card that you buy in all sheen shit with. You're the bought a purse off that motherfucker too. No, but you know these motherfuckers nowadays.
Starting point is 00:11:45 Because now the billionaires, they used to be billionaires stay hit. Now they're starting to want to be seen, bro. So they're going to have the burking bag 30,000, no the burger bag 60 but the dog in it
Starting point is 00:11:59 80 because it's some rare dog yeah, nigga that shit ugly dude it's got to be it's about to die it's like a skinless cat that skinless cat
Starting point is 00:12:10 they said that's for the rich and the skinny cat and the dog can't even drink water and shit the dog can't even drink water or something crazy shit you got to pour the water in his mouth
Starting point is 00:12:21 a little mom it's a drowning dog I ain't gonna lie. I always want the chimpanzee. Here you go, man. I'm gonna still get a finger monkey, man. He's glad to keep that dream a lot. I'm gonna get one.
Starting point is 00:12:35 I'm gonna bring him on the show. I won't be here that up, but, well. And I didn't think he said me a video of finger monkey going crazy on me. He's like, you still want that. Because you're going to cry with him. You're going to cry. You're going to cry. You're going to cry.
Starting point is 00:12:52 He's going to tell me. You're going to have a diaper. I'm gonna tell you, he got one, he's gonna get swatted. You put on like, you don't like monkeys. Huh? You don't like monkeys? Let me find out. What experience do you have with monkeys?
Starting point is 00:13:04 Let me find that. You can tell whether you like or don't like monkeys. You've been around enough monkeys to be like. Now, it ain't that. Once I trained my dog, I became an animal lover. I was already animal lover, but it was like, I. Look, dogs don't have thums. Dogs ain't got thorns?
Starting point is 00:13:19 I want a fucking finger monkey, bro. And I'm going to bring him on the show, bro. And if he stood on a, your goddamn shoulder, you better cheer. This you one. Let me find out your ass scared of monkey. I'm scared a monkey guy. I'm going to tell you right now.
Starting point is 00:13:36 No, listen, this is what I'm going to say. Where are you in a place where a monkey is supposed to be? Anybody going to be scared of a monkey if you're in a setting where it's not supposed to be monkeys. Not a fake, monkey. A unannounced finger monkey. A unannounced finger monkey is a unannounced finger monkey is a unanness. Announce finger monkey. Now, you tell everybody, hey, guys, this is my finger monkey.
Starting point is 00:13:59 Right. Chippy, I'm going to bring him in. You're not like Dick Fitt to get out of Lambo. He's going to be with me. No, but this is what I'm saying. If a finger monkey, if any type of monkey just showed up, I'm not going to sit here and be like, oh, who's monkey? Right. I'm leaving, bro.
Starting point is 00:14:15 The monkey's not supposed to be here. Am I in the jungle? And it's a monkey? I'm in the monkey house. I'm going to leave it in the car with the winter roll down. I'm like, Clay. I'm going to leave a monkey. I got it.
Starting point is 00:14:25 I'll be fine. You just need a introductory. Bro, where did this monkey come from? Like, you don't just bring monkeys on. No, it's not going to be evil. I'm going to buy a little. No, I'm saying. Who the fuck do you plan on buying a monkey?
Starting point is 00:14:38 You don't just bring a monkey in without telling people, hey. Basically, what you're telling me is let you know when I had it. Yeah. I got you. You just got a monkey, bro. I don't bring it around. I am. No.
Starting point is 00:14:50 You in? Yeah. And keep in mind. What you're talking about is monkeys. Chips? I'm definitely scared of the chip. I'm talking about the baby a little muffled. A chip is, a chip is an animal.
Starting point is 00:15:04 Let me know when you buy a monkey. I can't be associated with somebody that owns a monkey. Your name is going to come up in something. You're going to be on the, uh, what's that? The tiger, the tiger cracker. Yeah, you can. You don't see the tiger cracker, man. Steve, we got.
Starting point is 00:15:22 How many finger monkeys got, man? No, you're definitely on some illegal shit. Because there ain't no way you can legally own the money. Oh, big, like it for the exotic animals. I know that. You got to be in a, it's probably some permission. Who's you got to jump, boo? Hey, yeah, man, he ain't got tigers and shit.
Starting point is 00:15:41 No, because the way you're talking about it, let me know you then probably already looked into it. He got one now. He probably had lost two already. him up, man, I'm on the head I'm taking it to the shoulder for all that and don't you talk about to one of the man
Starting point is 00:16:02 God damn he's been a true bucket left Oh god damn Comedian D.C. young Why threw his monkey out of his car on the highway No, he's been arrested
Starting point is 00:16:18 for four counts of monkey cruelty ownership of a finger monkey with no fingers Man, think about it, you just out there with your finger muggy. You out there got him on the patio. A hawk swoop his ass up. Ain't going to be mad if you fuck, man. You're going to be pissed.
Starting point is 00:16:34 I'm going to have to get that Hulk. Comedian D.Spy on the line. Hey, you got to let my motherfucker go. Drop her. I got to miss my mic with that. I'm going to hit this bird. Mungy. I got to give him a dog, man.
Starting point is 00:16:52 What would you name? He's been on his swag. I got it, it got, it got to be like three, four days. Monkey's swag. I got, I got a, I got to check him out. I'm like, let me check him out. The motherfucking crane, I'll sit his head back. I was like, hey, this motherfucker craig.
Starting point is 00:17:08 He was listening to shit. I was going to call in love like those. I see what you're talking right, man. The monkey ripped my mustache, though. Hey, man, he ripped my mustache off. Hey, man, he ripped my mustache off. I was asleep. I woke up.
Starting point is 00:17:22 He had my mustache in his head. Swing in the world. I'm going to just shit with dogs and goats. Niggins, he got me fucked up. Can't be fucked with enough luck. Oh, man. It's good, bro. I got the goats and shit, bro.
Starting point is 00:17:35 These goats so funny. You got the little fighting one? No, I ain't got the same one. They're going to fall out. They could. One of the one that's been around humans and shit, they ain't really going to fight me. Then you bought some goats.
Starting point is 00:17:44 No, they got some specifically. How many ghosts can get? Bye. What did they do? What the fuck is this, man? Goats keep the eyes. Wait a man. But you know.
Starting point is 00:17:54 You know he changed up when he get chicken. If he get chickens, it's over with it. Oh, this nigga here. He had an egg this morning. Did you? For my chickens. They're free range.
Starting point is 00:18:05 You know, the real eggs is green on the inside. No, no cap. You know, the goats keep the, uh... Graz cut? They keep, no, they don't keep it cut. But they keep it out. I mean, they chew it, but they keep it clean, though. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:18:17 You got to worry about. Well, where the shit goes? What? That shit in the yard. They eat that, too. No, they don't. No. Cut that part out.
Starting point is 00:18:26 He's got goats eating their own shit! Move it! Move it! The goat eat everything in the yard, man. Oh my goodness. So, we fooled up at your crib. It's just five goats out there, eating. Billy goat?
Starting point is 00:18:42 How big? We walk in. How big are the goats? They're regular. Horns? Uh-uh, they're just like the regular. Hey, so, two growing horns. What?
Starting point is 00:18:51 Two growing horns. Oh. You got a fence then Yeah The fucking You know what I'm a country boy, man But you're not Nicky
Starting point is 00:19:04 Hey man I mean you miss stupid I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna imagine George The crazy part is The goat was already On the proper
Starting point is 00:19:11 This nigga just defensed to me Hey the great part about it It was already Sit up like this You know what I'm saying My man's head And I already got it right I would just like
Starting point is 00:19:19 Come on with Oh You know what I was saying You gotta have had agriculture, though. Your land got to be made for agriculture and stuff like that. So what you're going to do with the goat? They're really there for the land. You feel what you? You ain't going to use them for no meat?
Starting point is 00:19:32 No goat milk. You made no goat cheese? I ain't got that level here. I just got that. You made goat cheese. I know. But you're trying to slaughter the goats already. God, hell. I want to live. You're trying about the monkeys. You're really a kip? You like them too much. You want to kill my monkey? I'm going to. I see them. I see them
Starting point is 00:19:52 ghost. I'm thinking, sure. Matt for money and you want some lounge. Yeah, he's violent against animals, man. God, damn, guy. Trying to see what other ones we can eat. Nah, it's, uh, they're good for the land, though, you know what I'm saying? About the horse. All this shit, bro.
Starting point is 00:20:09 Shit not half. Do you know how a nigga buying these dogs? You know how a nigga bought all these clubs and they stuck with these dogs. Right. A lot of the dogs. A lot of them, they're just, they don't be cheaper, and they clean up and they clean up the dogs. Even the illegal animal's cheap. They're not that expensive.
Starting point is 00:20:23 What? The exotic shit, people be bad? Them shit don't cause much as you would think. No, you got to be. His dogs definitely cause more. That man, they got tricked out of these frenches. You can get a fritz right now for $9.50. Shit, you can get a friendship for free.
Starting point is 00:20:40 A lot of motherfuckers thought they had some exotic fringes. Just got some little fat motherfuckers with asthma. How the dog got to sleep after you. What's he doing? He okay? He drank it. You know this how they be. Niggins don't even know them dogs is a hybrid, bro.
Starting point is 00:20:58 You should not have to wipe your dog ass. Your dog got to wipe your dog ass. You got to wipe your dog ass. That dog likes me and like five years. He's shitting it just staying in his head. He looked at you. Nick, Vaughn looks like he fucked up. They got them fluffers.
Starting point is 00:21:13 They got the fluffing one. I can't lead. Those shit hit the market. They brought the child back. You seen that shit? They brought the child's back. Remember, the child used to be on people ass. A child was guaranteed.
Starting point is 00:21:23 To bite you. One with the tail that curl up in the back like this, man. Man, they look like a bear, and that'd be his name, bear. They're like some baby Rockwawa. Man. I'm a child in the whole boy. With that black-ass mouth? Yeah, they're going to bite you.
Starting point is 00:21:35 Uh-huh. They had a spot on their tongue. Guaranteed. Spite on their tongue. Guaranteed. No, the whole tongue purple. Nigg, mow something black, but you might get one of them chocolate ones and think, oh, this is a pretty. It's a bite your ass just the same.
Starting point is 00:21:47 I had a child. I named passion. Who mean he is. Boy, passion. Passion. Passion. What made y'all name? That's a stripping name.
Starting point is 00:21:57 My mama didn't even know how to raid no dog, bro. Passed it. Like, my mom's trying to do me life, man. And she don't even know how to raid no dog. Go feed the dog. I'm like, that dog don't want to be fed, man. That dog, crazy, is he? That dog don't want to be fed.
Starting point is 00:22:12 No dog ain't never fed, man. Stop. If I'm trying to feed you and you growling, bro, you do not want to be fed. No. If I'm trying to feed you. That's how they want to be fed. And you don't want to talk about, I'm sorry, this homie.
Starting point is 00:22:25 Fuck you. My stomach is not my teeth. I promise it my stomach is not my teeth. But you don't want my food? You got me fucked up. Oh. But see, that's what I'm saying. I grew into loving dog, like, like an animal.
Starting point is 00:22:39 When I trained my dopamine, I was like, oh, this shit took three days. There ain't no more. But real fact, black folks, just used to put the dog in the back. And that's it. You go back down, take it out, and get it, and to go. You can't do that. You need treats. No type of come in, no type of sit down, no.
Starting point is 00:22:56 Those are the old black people. The black people of new. Oh, boy, they put that bitch in a baby caring. Come on, man. Put that motherfucker in a scroller. New black people. You do a whole scroller. Is your baby?
Starting point is 00:23:09 They take care of the dogs. No, unless you can't have papers, I understand. But if you can. Hey, man. Yeah. That's why you can't judge. If a baby got a dog in a scroller, she can't have baby. But if she can have a baby, the hell you do it.
Starting point is 00:23:22 you waitful you see how that shit change up and see how when you're doing too much I understand die they're going to say to you you see what I'm saying dogs are people too
Starting point is 00:23:38 in that scroll and a baby you're going to let that baby who need a scroll that baby need a scroll she's dragging the baby she dragging the baby with it Hey man
Starting point is 00:23:52 I ain't condone this bullshit y'all get to throw the come on don't get to throw the baby on the least goddamn white people
Starting point is 00:24:01 come on come on you got the baby on the least but don't get to oh y'all fuck that
Starting point is 00:24:17 what that bro I'm just saying bro. You can lie to you. Oh. Yeah. Can't mob people, though.
Starting point is 00:24:28 And I think I'm allergic to the cat, peck dander. You probably are. You got a cat? Uh-uh. But every time I get around the cat or anything, I can, whew.
Starting point is 00:24:39 I'm doing that all the top. And then I'm tripping on the plane. I'm probably like an hour in. Nine none. It's two cats behind They get up The little white lady's Every little white lady's up
Starting point is 00:24:53 I'm like Mr. Giggles I'm like Mr. Giggles I'm like Man this thing No one I would turn The whole flight Mr. Giggles is in that wish Mr. Giggles in that big
Starting point is 00:25:05 Give me the Bending Whoa Whoa Hey Whoa Can he I didn't say shit I just said
Starting point is 00:25:14 Whoa I can't say nothing bro Don't You can't have my allergy for it, no, bro. The cat caused antistamines in the air to particulate in a manner. What I'm talking about? Hey. What are you?
Starting point is 00:25:40 Who are you? I thought I heard a baby crayon or something. Oh. What I'm talking about it? They're laughing with a song. That shit crazy, huh? That motherfucker's saying, huh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Starting point is 00:25:55 No, I was. Before that war, girl. Jay, yo, what's up, buddy? You smooth? What that is on your head? My hair, man. Yeah. Look, coat it.
Starting point is 00:26:09 The finesse kid. What's high as me? What makes you do that? Well, you know, I change my look up every so often. I have this since, like, November. For real. So you took the, did you cut your half of when you had the braids? No, I just transitioned over.
Starting point is 00:26:24 Oh, you just, oh. He'll never cut the shit. He just thrown it out. Did you think, did you ever regret? Nah, man, I love it. Every time you look at the mirror, you're like, bro, yeah, I made the right to see. I'd be like, you know what? I'd be like, fine.
Starting point is 00:26:37 I'd be like, my bitch is still love. No. Even though I was a lot. It's a lot. What is wrong with you, boy? The niggins stupid, bro. God damn, J-O. Do a smooth individual, man.
Starting point is 00:26:59 Jay-O-win-wick, I rocked with the era. I always have my own style. I've been ahead of my time of shit. See, I try to do the same thing when I was growing up. You were so futuristic. You ain't brush your hair? No, it wasn't that. I was just trying to tell people I was different,
Starting point is 00:27:13 and they were like, no, you can't do that. Take that market shit. They're like, you can't wear a play at, we strike. I'm like, who made that rule? I'm matching. That's good with everything, bud. Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace.
Starting point is 00:27:42 You discover the depths of your mother's illness, the way it has echoed and reverberated throughout your life. impacting your very legacy. Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro, and these are just a few of the profound and powerful stories I'll be mining on our 12th season of Family Secrets. With over 37 million downloads, we continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories. I can't wait to share 10 powerful new episodes with you,
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Starting point is 00:29:40 Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all. Childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health. struggles, and more, and found the shrimp to make it to the other side. My dad was shot and killed in his house. Yes, he was a drug dealer. Yes, he was a confidential informant, but he wasn't shot on a street corner.
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Starting point is 00:30:51 And I'm Mila. And we're the host of the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast, brought to you by the Black Effect Podcast Network every Wednesday. Historically, men talk too much. And women have quietly listened. And all that stops here. If you like witty women, then this is your tribes. With guests like Corinne Steffens. I've never seen so many women protect.
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Starting point is 00:31:47 Glad and Stripe, that's your shit. No, that wasn't that. Bring it back. When it came to fashion, you got to think about it, 08, 07, you really couldn't do nothing with like $200. No. 07, 08? Uh-uh. $200?
Starting point is 00:32:02 Uh-uh. You in the game. What you talking about? When my head, $200 kept me in. dope for two weeks until I got my other two. Well, I'm trying to flip my two. Oh, you mean the live off. Yeah. Oh, my God. You see what I'm saying to you?
Starting point is 00:32:16 That's four-grass-a-coni back there. You were talking about an outfit, Nick. This thing is talking about living, how did you make it? How did you, how did you phone? He's never how you live off. Blopening. I mean, but I was a child, so, you know, my mama had to hug, because, you know,
Starting point is 00:32:34 I just had to take care of me. You feel what I'm saying? So I was like, ah. Yeah. Like these kids down there, they got sheen, H&M. You can finesse it a little bit. Why you can't finesse? That problem in my head, them boss, uh, uh, damn, what them shoes here.
Starting point is 00:32:53 Pro kids. Oh, they were smooth, you see how you just said? I wouldn't, see how you just said? Mm-mm, I couldn't even get in the street. Oh, yeah, bro. What you mean in what? Yeah, man. But they tried to make a little comeback if you was, I think, up,
Starting point is 00:33:05 This is O-N-N-A, this O-H. And this, when you ain't seen no pro-Kad, so when I saw him, I'm like, okay, pro-Ked. That's when damn, Dan's brought me. I'm like, I'm like, I ain't seen them in the minute, though. I'm like, all, they should be smooth. These shall fly at school. I said, I said, they should fly in school.
Starting point is 00:33:26 As soon as I went to, school, nigga, look down him, like, I get a first, I get one compliment. I'm like, I'm going to fucking pleasure. Oh. Say it, nigga said. Hey, hey, he wasn't even looking at me when he was talking. He was like, hey, let John. I was like, what?
Starting point is 00:33:42 He was like, oh, he was like, yeah, he said, ooh, oh. He said, I'm like, what, I said, I said, what, nigga, I said, what, nigga on rock prokat? He said, but, you know, right? I'm like, I got it. What are we going to do? Take him back. I can't. They were going to sell.
Starting point is 00:33:59 I'm trying to buy to choose and say, but I don't know what I'm going. You ever? I'm fucked up, man. What the rest of that day was like? Did you try to hug your feet? Did you try to touch your feet? They're just walking in the hall with no feet. You look like Roscoe from Martin.
Starting point is 00:34:21 Hey, man, we're going to see that? Ha! He just slived down hard, bro, no feet, bro. I'm like, I'm some sick of this shit, bro, because that was the only thing that he felt like defeated me in school, bro, I can do it. And Clayton, he felt defeated. The agony of defeat. Because I knew how to, I knew how to move around.
Starting point is 00:34:50 That's funny. I would defeat. Yeah. Because I knew how to maneuver around all that. But you went to maneuver around all the other shit, bro. When you came in the club, bro, that was the only thing I could have... But you went to, in spite of. You looked at what you did in spider.
Starting point is 00:35:08 So, yeah. But that's what's funny about this shit right now. All that shit is fake in it. That shit is good shit. Everything fake. I don't get a fuck with nobody to say, no more. All this. $5.
Starting point is 00:35:24 $400. No, all that pressure. took us through and now they got it easy you can walk in that this shit say fashion not even not even knowing that was the knockoff shit been the high-end shit the whole time it wasn't the same shit the whole time. It wasn't the same shit. The real was faking. The fake was real.
Starting point is 00:35:58 The Bays and Ape dude said he used to bootleg his own shit because it was taking up such a big market that he bootlegged his own shit for most of the bootleg was him anyway. Yes. Yeah. So I guess in theory
Starting point is 00:36:10 there's no such thing. It's fake babe then. No, it is. For the nigg can make that shit. He was making the fake ones too, though. No, he knew how to make the fake because it was fake because it didn't go through the process.
Starting point is 00:36:23 So somebody else made the fake one. So if somebody else made the fake, you're like, this ain't, now this is a fake one. What you want me to put on here for you? Made a nickname, I guess. That did it's fake. Yeah. So if a nigga made it for you.
Starting point is 00:36:39 Oh, that's a good. Because that was the whole error, that was the whole error. That's a good man. I want you to make me a Philo's sweat for a wait a minute. That's custom. Wait a minute. Where don't we get this material?
Starting point is 00:36:50 They got a filer dick. How you do that? With a Nike check on it. This nigga put in the Lugers on the Apple One. I need two pair of Reebok jeans. Okay. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:37:03 Give me a pair of Nike khakis. Y'all ain't Filat arrow? You want no fili arrow? Oh, hell, yeah. Okay, cool. That's a baby. Two-eight and nine, Philis? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:12 Yeah, and it was a little era where it was fine. Wherever I love it, it felt like you were rapping. It was like, ah, aye, aye, I used to put your life. I used to put your shoe strings in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was 08. That's what I'm saying. That's about that time.
Starting point is 00:37:24 That's about 08. With the different sloth sock. I could never get the real sloth saw. I got mine from the music spline. You got a scoring sock. They were like, they were like, they were up or they were going to up. That nigger had lunch lady suck. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:36 Suck. Nigger winning the big girl's sock. That ain't on soccer, bro. I mean, he got some fake slout socks, man. out here. You were wearing some Melissa. No, I'm going to wear the Melissa. It was a slap, stop. They used to be hanging. You see them.
Starting point is 00:37:59 Hey. Why the fuck the niggins way and slap sock? This is in the clue with big puffy ankles, nigga. Man. Man. The bitch is taking outfit off, though, that. Left woman.
Starting point is 00:38:11 Ah. The bitch set the outfit off, bro. Hell, no. No, cap. Did you have no job? No, it had no jabon. All he wants to Jabot. I was right in that time. Am I with my bow had unsold those back today?
Starting point is 00:38:24 We had just started really getting a little money. We just getting, we had a boat. I'm like, we had one. Definitely. I know my colors are Jabot that I had with the strap. I had the red. I had a gray, light color with the gray strap. But like good.
Starting point is 00:38:45 Then I had, what was it, like a green pair, but that's all I had. Green pair? See, niggins that buying shit when you get the gray. I said, I said, but also the shit is to be on sale. That's how I got the red thing. Damn, what is the fool? When you saw a motherfucker came in with that little, what are they the F-T, what are there, M-some shit, right?
Starting point is 00:39:07 M-F-M-M-G, yeah. A Vizal. A Vizu. I ain't never like these V-Zo. I never had no red Monty's now. The Red Monty was high as fuck, too. They were high at fun, but I ain't never liked that little shit on the back of nigga pain.
Starting point is 00:39:23 This really But it was late. This really during the time This really during a time for this just gathered A good
Starting point is 00:39:31 A lot of TV This really during a time where you would have just been straight in some Sean John Jean
Starting point is 00:39:40 Man Sean John was A good Rockingwell collar shirt Come on man A good
Starting point is 00:39:47 Rockin' Rockin'all You clean now A rockin wear a little suit the Sean John Valuis suit. You and your bitch look cozy.
Starting point is 00:39:55 You and your bitch. I got the blue. The bitch got the pink. Are we matching? She got the baby fat. You got some money. The baby fat. The baby fat made the ass look bad too.
Starting point is 00:40:04 The baby fat was praying. The baby fat would, because the baby fat's, yeah. What about the little jacket with the fur on? This booty shot is error. What about the jacket with the little fur on? Oh, yeah. Is that the baby fan too?
Starting point is 00:40:17 Oh, yeah. The baby fan too? No, you know, the teenage pregnancy. What's the black one with the fur hood? With the black one with the orange inside. With the cat on the back. Yes, sir. That's the official jacket of teenage breakfast.
Starting point is 00:40:30 What about Echo? Y'all for with Echo? Echo had a run. Echo had a run now. Early 2000 though. I had an echo and some trouble. He even got my last year to fuck up. I had some hotline.
Starting point is 00:40:40 Hey. I can't hate on Echo. Right. It came doing the clutch. He came doing the club. Because they'd be on sale. And they would do cold-ass little collab. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:40:49 Like they might do a lot. like a Marble one where they got the goddamn Venom shit. Right. I had that shit. I had a red white. ECHO had a run. Probably early, O'Fourn. I felt like I had a porcup shirt where he was a zombie.
Starting point is 00:41:04 Because I know for a fact, the first $100. It was over by 06, man. The first pair of $100 sweats, I bought what's some Echo sweat. Mm. $100? $100. I had some Echo swim insurance that got me through. We was going to spring break.
Starting point is 00:41:18 Because I had... His was loving them shit. Them shit's match the blue and red. Gores. Oh, man. With the rhinoceros on it. What about South Pole? Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:41:27 I was aged out of that by then. South Pole, when they went crazy with the cartoons, and put pop-eye standing on the Cadillette. Okay. A gold grill. Oh, yeah. They love it. They love it.
Starting point is 00:41:39 Yeah. I wouldn't really. Too much of a fan of South Pole. Nick, we was Iceburg. I was Iceberg. I was Iceberg. It's called NYC. It's called NYC.
Starting point is 00:41:48 It's called NYC. didn't know that? I ain't even know what these? That shit called NYC. My first, when I first bought
Starting point is 00:41:55 that shirt, I said NC. Nigga, we was definitely called an Nietzsche. Oh, yeah. Oh, we was
Starting point is 00:42:00 Eniche at out. It ain't. And niggas just said that to make it sound exotic. Yeah. Same.
Starting point is 00:42:06 Creator market it. It's called NYC. Because, low key, we wouldn't have bought it like that if it was
Starting point is 00:42:11 NYC no. The fuck we go to wear NIC if I got that clean in Niche you like
Starting point is 00:42:16 who do my fucking Nige that's just show you the power of niggas we can sell anything facts we can put the sauce on it to the point where you thought he was the name of the brain that LRG was crazy
Starting point is 00:42:28 LRG was these seats you get hot like you weren't a good blog era rapper if you ain't have an LRG photo shoot everybody had one LRG he getting expensive Kanye West had an LRG photo shoot That's correct
Starting point is 00:42:44 Yeah he did All them brand Vintage now. Yes. Come on, man. Vanty. You know you still want to pair of Dada's name? There you.
Starting point is 00:42:55 That thing you want to pay Dada. You know a Pair Dada. I always want to start out. Ah! My partner had it. My partner had Dada Jerry's some Dada thing. Latrilla Spritreel Spray with me.
Starting point is 00:43:09 I don't know. But I'm talking about C. Well, I'm talking about C. Webb had something, too. That was called. My partner had them Dada Jury. Dada Supreme. Dada Supreme. Yeah, y'all think we're wearing mechard.
Starting point is 00:43:20 Shut the fuck up. Y'all needs to wear a mechle, bro. Yeah, he was, bro. I would wear in metal. Loz had a whole twizzle. Twizzle. Twitful. He had a whole twizzle.
Starting point is 00:43:32 He had a whole twizzle, bro. I'm wrong with methyl, bro. You know, wrong with mecca. I had to make it certain, too. A few of them. I'm like, dad, you brought it back with the metal, motherfucker. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:44 You know, the game changed when they're playing the foooboo drop. Oh, man. It's not the same, bro. That was the first $100, like, flat out, out the gate. I had one. You got to spend, like... With the fat apple? With the fat album?
Starting point is 00:43:56 Embrorder it? Come on, man. Come on. Come on. You fit my on the back? Oh, nigger. How about the one with the textures on them, me? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:06 Yeah. Poooo was going hard. They were going crazy. What happened with this shit? He stole them. And, you know, we get off everything quick anyway. We picked shit up and dropped for us, so we so gone to the bed. in your old country.
Starting point is 00:44:19 And then Fubu was like a big, like every comedy movie had a Fubu joke or Bufu Bufu. Buy you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Starting point is 00:44:29 Buy her. Yeah. Oh, steak on you? Maybe a t-shirt. I might have had a t-shirt. But I, the old,
Starting point is 00:44:41 it was the O with the wings, but everything was kind of like it wasn't as psychedelic as I felt it should be like it was really plain like a lot of the stuff kind of I was just like damn that's that's how we getting yeah I was so fucked up I was a wrestling fan so I was trying to get one of them shirt what shirt like a bibbbf oh let's see why went crazy with the WWF shirts in the early 2000s so what you was wearing who you was rock stone coals steve boss oh the rock yeah rock all day let's don't go ahead some of the hard shirt from but steen was crazy the rock shirt with
Starting point is 00:45:18 the bull, that shit went hollow. You always want the motherfucker with the bat. Yeah. I don't know what it was. He never did nothing with that damn back. You were pouring for him. Man. Look at it.
Starting point is 00:45:30 Matter of fact, we got to be hanged him on the road. We didn't have wrestlers on here. You remember what Sting was the American dream before he went dark? Mm. He had the blonde hair. No. And the hot top thing. He's always having shit paid a difference.
Starting point is 00:45:47 Yeah. Then he went dark And the nigga turned to Turn it to the crow Ultimate Warrior type face frame But he had one up and one down Oh yeah He didn't ruin that boy
Starting point is 00:45:56 And it was The Woo And Rick Fleck came out Because he was saying Woo and shit Oh They had made the little
Starting point is 00:46:04 Storyline Where he was In the Rick Fleck A kind of woo And he's like You know what I'm just go dark Sting
Starting point is 00:46:09 His is a sting The American Dream Not gonna do nothing That bad I'm gonna watch some of that shit But that shit But that shit It's funer bro
Starting point is 00:46:16 You gotta go Look at some some of them like old-ass-a-like A&E shit when they talk about their life stories. Have you seen the Vince McMahon Documentation? What, hey, man. That shit funny.
Starting point is 00:46:25 That shit was funny. Hey, that whole organization a little fucked up, man. Of course. From the start. From the start. From the start. They knew what they were getting to.
Starting point is 00:46:41 That's a part of it if you want to get in the ring. What the fuck is he talking about? I didn't know anything about it. Hey, man. He said everybody help his daughter. His son get me. Hey, kick this son out. Fuck it.
Starting point is 00:46:56 Well, you know what, that was. Boy, come back. All right. Get your head back out. That was a billion-dollar business. Benny got sued. His wife in charge of the, what you call it? The same lady that was doing the storylines in charge of the Department of Education.
Starting point is 00:47:10 That I don't think exists no more. She had charged some shit. Linda Magnet. Stephanie, man, Will with Triple-A That shit is so funny Man Are you ready for the game, man?
Starting point is 00:47:24 Well, this shit been getting interested around here in America Yeah, shit hell, boy She's getting interested Target God damn About to shut down What they said?
Starting point is 00:47:35 They didn't go out of bed Man, the motherfucker Losing like a muscle I know, I stop fucking with him Yeah, I think he might just been self-consciously See, I was in there not knowing that we was on strike
Starting point is 00:47:44 And I was like, let me just get me my lad look few items. One more good time. You want me to put this stuff back? I can't put it back. Let me just about it. And then I'm going to go into a set. They're going to have to do stuff.
Starting point is 00:47:57 They're on a losing streak. But see, I, but see, that one I'm trying to tell you. It's not about minority. Yeah, we're the minority shit. But when we start spending our everyday dollars. You didn't know how much we was in that, bitch. I'm telling you. Because you wasn't counting us.
Starting point is 00:48:13 You were in the area. They don't care about the You look at the area But you're not realizing that We hold y'all to a certain standard too Right You know what I mean? Like
Starting point is 00:48:22 We give y'all a lot of money Black people and minorities Was the only motherfuckers shop in that target White people still going Like that, like that Real? Like that? Man of white people buying it at
Starting point is 00:48:33 the expensive place They're going to five They're going to belt The Martin Stewart store They'd be going to belt Cabin and yet man They're somewhere else bro But my people being target
Starting point is 00:48:44 too, though. A gift shop. Craig a brown. No, white people being talking, too, though. That's what I'm saying. Like, they know.
Starting point is 00:48:53 They do. But I didn't know that if, like, all the minorities stop going, that it'll really, like. But if you go to Target, bro,
Starting point is 00:49:00 when they first, when they first popped open and they were in like, all, we got an expense. They were like, all, they start out of like, eight, nine register. Now they got 20.
Starting point is 00:49:07 You're going there. They only use one out of 20. They got 20 registers. There's one register open. You're like, what? of 19 cadres. Because they want you to use the self-checkout
Starting point is 00:49:18 because they got a better chance to catching you stealing. Black people No, man. It's us. It's us. I figured out how we make it work, bro. Black people don't never get everything
Starting point is 00:49:30 we're supposed to get. That's why we keep. We always got to run up here and get some right quick. And Target is the perfect store. You run up there and get some right quick. You always don't matter. You get in the house and you're like, damn, we ain't got no old.
Starting point is 00:49:44 Let me go up here. Man, let me run up there right quick. And we're going to run up there right quick. And we don't just get what the fuck we're going to get. Right. We get some more shit. Don't let it get hot. You need to grab a little shirt right quick.
Starting point is 00:49:56 You feel to go to the graphic T section. Right. Or grab one of the little $5. You're going to walk out anyway. What's the good fellow or whatever this shit is? Good fellow and come. Yeah. Good fellow and come.
Starting point is 00:50:07 Grab you one of them. Throw it on. I, I, I spill something on my shirt. I need to grab work. I need to be fresh. We're always going to run in that bitch. Dog, they didn't factor in. Then once you stop, once you stop that,
Starting point is 00:50:21 then you start losing. You got, you got, you lost all that product and all that market right there. Anybody fin to be buying that from y'all? That's like you're on foot with this. I don't know what the last time I ran up there and grabbed some. Yeah, I ain't been up in the minute. I used to always go in that bitch.
Starting point is 00:50:36 I don't even run up that guy, nothing right quick, no, I ain't stopped. I ain't pulled up. They don't know how to apologize. Walmart wouldn't have never like this shit having this long. Walmart would have
Starting point is 00:50:48 man Walmart just starts to ask the price man Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, $3.5 on the Palmer's
Starting point is 00:50:58 Coke on that. These things shit. They can. Hey, sorry. Man, Walmart got the wings five or 20 up there. They're trying to apologize. They just don't know how to pay it.
Starting point is 00:51:12 DVD, $2.2. All the fruit 50% off, man. We are so tired. Hey, man, whoever going in them grapes at Walmart, please stop. You? You're going in the... Oh, I'm just saying, brus.
Starting point is 00:51:24 Like, all the bad, it's like, like, look at them like, oh, okay. I'm going on one of the day. Just stop going in the grapes, huh? These eat the nasty grape. Ew. They eat the best grape. They eat the best grape. These are all the softies.
Starting point is 00:51:40 Come on, gang. Y'all are terrific. one's free. That's fine. We can have that rule. That's fine, produce rule. That's crazy, brus. I don't know why people still going there eating free great. Damn. You know why. You know why, though. Niggins don't know how to act. Oh man. You got to make sure that you're going to, that they're going to, that they're good enough to buy them. I miss the days when the grocery show had coupons coming out of the little machines.
Starting point is 00:52:10 They used to get them and act like in money. I used to go steal all the coupon, go home. Me and my nephew, I'm like, how many coupon you got? I'm like, look, I went crazy on their head. I got all the business. What coupon? You don't remember the coupon? They come out to another machine.
Starting point is 00:52:28 And you grab? And another would come out. And some of the workers will be there notice you. And when they hear, you rip it there. Turn around. You got to act like you ain't doing that. You're like, I can't ever see me getting my money. I got a pocket
Starting point is 00:52:47 full of coupon. I always wanted to learn how to do that string coupon and shit where you go in there and get everything you want. They make you owe you money.
Starting point is 00:52:56 Somebody teach me how to do that shit, man. But you're going to be that all day. Don't give a fuck, boy, you'll be a $75 and $87. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:53:04 None of your fucking business why I need 50 cases to tide to litter detergent, dang. Man, my sister with the church or the two,
Starting point is 00:53:13 biscuits and two drumsticks had a coupon gave them the coupon. This bit got back four boxes of chicken. I'm like, how did you do that? And did not move until she got her shit. Because the coupon said, I'm like shouting. They pay for the two pieces of biscuit. There's sometimes a coupon be fucked up. That's a typo. So this is here. They shouldn't have mailed it out. They shouldn't have mailed it out. Ain't distort number one on nine?
Starting point is 00:53:44 Only bad at one on nine. Ain't y'all one on nine? Yes, ma'am, but what you don't understand is we don't have no more goddamn jalapeno pepper. Well, give me a reasonable substitute. I'll take a chicken breast. Ma'am, I can give you any part of the chicken, but I can't give away my breasts. Well, that's the only part of that way. Did the coupon come in the mail?
Starting point is 00:54:10 Or did they come in like the They came everywhere They used to be everywhere To tell the truth It ain't nothing like a good coupon era Right I remember my sister had them Like it was cash
Starting point is 00:54:20 He was flicking the motherfucking Like You about to play cards Or some truth Nah because you could If you look through them enough It'll be a good You could have a cool little day
Starting point is 00:54:31 With your grandma Of coupon shit We're gonna eat here Right He is eat free But then my shit gonna be 50% off Plus, it's the senior shit.
Starting point is 00:54:41 Then we go in here with this ice cream coupon. Right. You know what I'm saying? I'm going to take you in here to the arcade. Your grandma had a little coupon book without a change. Yeah. She looked for everything. She looks at the pay selling at the high school and shit.
Starting point is 00:54:56 Like a book of coupon? No, she would only buy them from me. You remember them? The little fundraising shit. She would only buy them from me. She would be like $30. Get $300 worth of coupons and some shit. That's great.
Starting point is 00:55:07 Yep. Car wash. In there? ice cream sandwich place barbecue place she must have seen she would only use the coupon for her they're hers though
Starting point is 00:55:20 no but I'm saying though like there's some more cup or I see him like she would eat them yeah she's like I'm coming back but I'm coming back for me I'm like damn you the coupon for me I brought some more of J. Anthony Brown we got some more sauce what one did you like
Starting point is 00:55:38 pause the Hunter Rooster. We ain't got the Paws no more brothers We should We should have been like Whoa
Starting point is 00:55:49 Whoa Where the spicy was there I think I did Yeah I didn't boss Some man Y'all ain't order This
Starting point is 00:55:58 You like They went fast They went fast And then the Brown Got them some They ain't got no hot one Y'allna ate the hot one Nah
Starting point is 00:56:14 Did nobody like them at first? Yeah, I was scared It's a hot one Yeah, I'm trying to eat no hot shit Later at night, bro Give me one of them What them is salty You want the sweet one
Starting point is 00:56:26 I'm pretty to start streaming Or the saucy Saucy Can start streaming Y'all let's start getting them gang Y'all Y'all find them gangy y'all Hey, funny Mike, funny on there
Starting point is 00:56:36 with his kids Well, it's here. It goes crazy. Let me go on crazy. Shout out the funny mic. Shout out my boss, funny Mike. Now, poor kid lean. His kid's funny as hell, too.
Starting point is 00:56:48 It made it a family business. Mm-hmm. You're going to put your kids on there? I'm going to say, what's up? Say, hey, to the people. You know, my shit's funny, you know? You set it up already? What's your name on now?
Starting point is 00:57:01 I got my own. I got my name. I forgot it. I'm going to see him. I'm going to see him. I'm going to see him. I'm going to see him. It ain't DC, you don't know, it's down to me, that.
Starting point is 00:57:09 Oh. You know, people don't took that already. Yeah, but I got a name on them over there. No, I think it is. I think it like DC don't fly a 50. Oh. What'd you play? What platform?
Starting point is 00:57:21 Mm-hmm. Get these. Twitch? That's the lead right there. Quick go crazy. Why I be playing, mad? Don't me be sorry. Oh, me me's a nigga that good, though.
Starting point is 00:57:33 I'm gonna get on there, too. I'm gonna play y'all niggins. I'm gonna be talking shit. I'm gonna get on there and be streaming. That too, bro. You bitch, bust. You're all. You're nuts, busting.
Starting point is 00:57:48 Nuss. Buss. I'll go ahead and take another Grandf Otto. Is it coming out? You don't take another Grandfiel? Hmm? But you got to have a Coole, though. You can't be your plan to be playing.
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Starting point is 01:02:30 No, you're talking off with... He's just jumping and punching. You're going to get a gun by your first mission. You do the shit. You're going to be in nothing. Oh, so you build up your shit. You build up your heart. Yeah, you play the whole story.
Starting point is 01:02:43 I play the story. Oh, you play a story? I run around and go crazy, too, and play online and shit. But I play the whole story. Yeah, I ain't played a story. I probably did a couple of missions. Yeah. I'm free.
Starting point is 01:02:54 I'm free play. I get on that hit a couple of little cheek old. Man, we turn We're in the helicopter We're gone See, but online Ain't no Tico You gotta go buy all that
Starting point is 01:03:06 You gotta earn it Got to earn it by Or hack it If you hack it If you hack it, then they're gonna kick you out Whatever On line Mm-hmm
Starting point is 01:03:15 Yeah But the computer Different We need one out We need our own grand Yeah, we need a server We need a server The motherfuck can be like
Starting point is 01:03:26 So we can play it on the on the shit where, like, the T. Grizzly shit. Like, his grand death is on a computer service so they can do other shit. Like, you can go in the building. Motherfucking can actually interact on that shit. Like.
Starting point is 01:03:39 And act like in real life. Like it virtual. We're going to get the new one coming out. Yeah. But y'all? That boy, hi. That boy, how? That boy, a lot of him.
Starting point is 01:03:54 My mama always told me Hey, boy, be aware of people that ain't act on normal. When that nigga started tripping, I was like, boy, I'm on his hand. That nigga like that hell. When you start nod? Who'd say, well, I'm good. They all over acting like that straight.
Starting point is 01:04:15 You just went straight three seconds ago. Yep. Yeah, I'm afraid. You anytime a nigga Blink, he's trying to blake out the drinking. Blake himself awake. Blake himself up. If I stop blinking, I'm going back to sleep. If I stop blinking, I'm going to sleep.
Starting point is 01:04:34 Okay. You know what the fuck going on, my wife? Man, everything. Man. Just about to see what's about to happen next. This is going to go crazy. I hope Ali Baba come on with that product. What you order?
Starting point is 01:04:56 You just, you know, order something. you know, order some stuff on online. That shit be crazy, bro. Even if you just got a hundred dollars to spell, you just look up and just be buying shit. Jack Coole, yes, okay. I may need it, I may not. It'd be buying shit.
Starting point is 01:05:17 What? I know I ain't gonna need it. Oh, Alibaba. Yeah, Alibaba, Timu, all that shit. You don't need none of that shit. Some of that stuff is good. But you don't need it? rate on a percent rate
Starting point is 01:05:28 I give it a 5.2 I did just buy me some more Air Force, some white Air Force One, though, because I don't know what's about to happen. What? They're about to be $100.7. Right. Everything ain't about to go up.
Starting point is 01:05:42 170 for one. But this is going to be the crazy part about a lot of stuff for going to go down because they're going to be in this money. But what you mean? Just cool. Resale shit going down? Yeah. You shit going to.
Starting point is 01:05:53 Niggas going to think all that tax and shit going to work. You're going to have to your money in order for you to get some money. If everybody's hiring, nobody's going to get no money. Who's going to be the first to get cut to cut the top? You sell it. Remember, I'm bad. I can wait.
Starting point is 01:06:11 You ought to have some low overhead. It's here selling it. It's just cost them more. They're not stopping selling it. No, but that's the thing, though. There's going to be people that's going to be needing cash. That's going to be needing something. And just because you think you can just get it for a high
Starting point is 01:06:29 Or set it for the high high That ain't gonna work You need it You ain't got time to bargain You damn damn that whoever's trying to buy You're gonna let it go for whatever he He's willing to buy for You got another to buy?
Starting point is 01:06:46 Like the start bar Like start mark Buy the deal Got to buy the deal You see what I'm saying You make it seem like it's going to be a crisis For other people But the motherfucker who's buying
Starting point is 01:06:56 We're just waiting You're just sitting in the cut Like in here It's gonna be a nigger I'm gonna tell the ass up He's gonna go for the first time he's smoking Hmm
Starting point is 01:07:11 What Look at all these cars being sold They've been sold so low Unless they have a high demand If it's a high demand, it's gonna go up If this shit wasn't being bought Before that shit ain't nobody going to buy it right now
Starting point is 01:07:25 It was a bunch of shit folks Weren't buying either It was a bunch of stuff sitting on the lot New cars sitting on the lot So you think with this shit And it happened I'm going to be like Oh, I need it now
Starting point is 01:07:33 I definitely don't want that shit There's a lot of cars left over From 2020 Yeah, the pandemic The pandemic All the pandemic cars Still sitting on the lot Right
Starting point is 01:07:43 That's all I'm saying Somebody making some money And somebody lose some money You sure don't want to be the nigga Losing no money See what I'm saying? The deal shit is losing them, right? They lose.
Starting point is 01:07:57 Definitely. They can't move them. But they're the thing, don't buy-ha, pay their niggas. Damn neck, giving it away. Because they need shit to sustain them. Not really, them you car's hot too now. To a degree, but they damn near giving them away so they can sustain the bid. You see what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:08:15 If they could, instead of me trying to say they'd call for $8,000. But to buy-here pay their life. I'm going to stand it for $62. And just say a 4-5 on for 62 and just what I'm going to make like a C-7,000 dollar price. But the buy her pay a lot always got less invested in the car. They always bought, they bought the car cheap. Right. Because the pandemic, people don't really give a fuck about having a brand new car and shit like that.
Starting point is 01:08:37 They just want some shit that won't get me there. You're right. Give me there and get me out of there. Crickle. Give me in there. Crickleckle a couple time. Not just one time. Man, come on.
Starting point is 01:08:46 A couple. I need to last longer than three months. Please. Three months. Three months did that mean I did. After three months, I didn't. Before three months, the deal is. But see, now people demanding a higher quality of shit.
Starting point is 01:08:57 Right. That's the difference. What's the demand, though? Like, what do you need, man? Why you got to be the whole thing? If you think you need, that's an illusion. Because people buying shit with a, like, kind of like in safety mode now.
Starting point is 01:09:11 It's like, what if? What if the world gets shit back now? Do I really want to be paying $1,500 a month to get a fucking bans? Or will I take this goddamn, this camera and pay 400. How long is the warranty? And the insurance 200. And they got a 200,000 mile warranty on this bitch. And this bitch
Starting point is 01:09:30 made me sign a promise there and know there if anything break there, I mean, I can't lose. Oh, too. Fuck that other shit. Hey, hey. Then you want to sell me some shit. This piece you want to fuck me. That's $1,000 a month. This is $1,000. The brakes is $2,000. The sister is $1,000 like, bro. If you think about it,
Starting point is 01:09:50 They ain't ready for them, bro. A lot of people, it's not that they ain't ready. They're just choosing. Yeah, they just, and shit. Them Tesla's. These motherfuckers is on their ass. Now, it's more of a crime if you fuck with them shit. Facts.
Starting point is 01:10:07 It looked like that shit is going. Everybody's selling their time. It ain't that many cyber trucks sold. You would think it's a lot. In this city, I see enough to where I'm like, damn. I know exactly who in there. Them shit's went crap. But for the most part,
Starting point is 01:10:20 I think he's told, like, maybe $40,000, $40,000. In the whole country, $40,000. Nobody got to be buying them. The niggas ain't even really buying them. They leasing them for about a year or two. And they don't do no truck. They want to go, they want to go get another car and then lease that one. They're like, I'm going to just get another car.
Starting point is 01:10:39 I'm like, but then y'all and y'all in your mind just said, I like paying for calls. Yeah, you're on that opposed to buy the first one. You've got to wait, see, so they can go back. Generation. Very rarely do they figure that shit out the first time. Generation two probably be a little better. I won't want that shit, no way. I don't want no car that drive itself.
Starting point is 01:10:58 We ain't finished sitting here and tell me your reflex is better than mine. My car tried to keep you in the lane. I don't like that. You can turn it off. But sometimes I need it now. I ain't going to sleep. No, I don't go to sleep. I'm just saying sometimes, you know, life shit happening in the car.
Starting point is 01:11:14 Trying to get my son situated in the bag. I'm like, hey. Beep, me, me, me. Just keep me in here I got to fuck me up Don't fuck us up now Yeah no I gotta drive it all time
Starting point is 01:11:26 Yeah me fuck that beat A lot of shit Getting exposed though Like what This is in the world They're talking about we got aliens Mm-mm Mm-hmm
Starting point is 01:11:38 Ain't roaches alien And Ben had that shit though Yeah Classifying information That's what they want to call They ain't gonna tell you If it's real classified I don't give what the fuck.
Starting point is 01:11:50 I read it don't give a fuck. That was a fucking man in the black. I know that was men in the black, but it ain't going to be like no... The truth and the joke. You hiding... You hiding it saying what? Then that shit be true and saying what?
Starting point is 01:12:04 Like, you're what fuck? All right, alien, man. What's happening? What did you go? What's different? That let you know, low key, it's something wrong with us. These niggis still scared of us.
Starting point is 01:12:18 That they don't want to go fuck with that? Like, they do, they know, like, they might not, they must not be that strong, bro, because they're trying to hide. If we caught them motherfuckers, they know what we do. Hey, that motherfucker different. Kill him.
Starting point is 01:12:33 You just try to get the fuck on. Man, no. Yeah. Because if you were that intelligent, you was that powerful, wouldn't you just be you? Uh-uh. Break it out of the cold.
Starting point is 01:12:47 You know, they try to. Yeah. I wonder if they'd be talking to each other and be like, don't you believe? They were like, bro, you believe in humans,
Starting point is 01:12:53 bro? Uh-huh. That is it, bro, you believe him? You know, I see it. You take the motherfucker
Starting point is 01:12:59 we die in, no, bro. We'd be seeing them. They'd be coming this shit. It'd be playing. It'd be delta plays and shit. It's like, that ain't,
Starting point is 01:13:08 that ain't, that ain't gonna never come to you up. Man, them niggies ain't smart enough to make it over here, a thing? That crazy.
Starting point is 01:13:14 We're 30-6, a trillion miles away from them motherfucking. Bro, what are we the aliens? Because y'all think about that. I think about that, too. Like, that's an ant, bro. Look at that black.
Starting point is 01:13:28 Oh. Oh. Oh. And we're like, there they go. And be going crazy when they see us. And we're going to be standing over there. Hey, little ant. We're the aging.
Starting point is 01:13:44 The only thing, they see that shit. They blind. No, I just don't think they see that shit like that. They got antenna. I know, but I'm not saying they're not looking up anyway. Like, they whirl down there. Right. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:13:58 Like, if they get stepped on, they get stepped on. They probably ain't see that shit coming at all. That's why after one get hit, that's when they scatter because that nigga get out of it. Right. Yeah. They're going to fuck up the line. Yeah. They're like, where you go?
Starting point is 01:14:09 Oh, no, man, get run. They smell death. They're like, oh, shit. It's here. Where? It's happening again. They probably look at that shit as like they're civil rights movements. Man, how many more of us has got to get stepped on?
Starting point is 01:14:28 Remember the stepping on of 89? Thousands of us died. Only ones that didn't die was the ones were smart enough to stay on the ground. It was a little fat boy who came and stomped all in the end yield. Healed everybody. It was dead people's every way you look. Damn. Damn, ass.
Starting point is 01:14:57 But no, it's always, yeah. I fuck what you're saying on the zoom-out shit. Like, if we live, if they live to us, we live to something else. Right. We keep zooming out. Somebody, like, it's like, keep zooming in. Like, we act to whatever that. What are the stars, right?
Starting point is 01:15:16 We look at the star and it's stars and the stars some whole other shit what are we a star just a man nigga I am a star I have my stuff
Starting point is 01:15:28 you gotta be a star yeah I'll be watching all kind of hypothetical questions and shit right motherfuckers said that earth is just
Starting point is 01:15:39 traveling through space right right but where the fuck is it going I'm just going You can't never get that though Yeah Because space expanding
Starting point is 01:15:49 And it's expanding It's still It's space getting bigger Right It's gonna be more space So when you try to go to the end The space You probably ain't gonna hit the end
Starting point is 01:15:59 I don't think people People can go out of space That shit If you go up And you go above them cloud You know what I'm playing did Just go a little bit Above that all that shit
Starting point is 01:16:12 Dispill You got to go in the crowd That shit out of this shit. You got to go in to go out. But that's what I'm trying to tell you. The space in here. Mm-hmm. You want to go up there and be in space.
Starting point is 01:16:25 Why? What's you going to do up there? You're all too high. I'm saying. That's Malcolm. You know, he wasn't on his journey. No, that's too high. I'm telling you.
Starting point is 01:16:35 You got to go out. The space is inside you. I don't know. It's a galaxy inside you. You fuck me up with that one. Exactly what you said, but he said, I said, I'm going to hot. You said, because the space is inside. And when you go in, you got to go up.
Starting point is 01:16:51 Yeah, put that weed down. I'm telling you. Yeah, put that shit down. I'm telling you. You got to go in and to go out. Yeah, put that shit down. Try to go out and then go in. See what happened.
Starting point is 01:17:11 Niggottie, too bad, man. What's what you're saying, though? That's real. If you think about when you're on a plane and you go aboard them from sky, I mean, that's clad. It's just a little bit of space that ain't meant for us to go.
Starting point is 01:17:27 That's why we're going to go to certain altitude as it. Well, you get up there, my boy? Mm-mm. All right. You're talking about it. Go ahead. You got to go up.
Starting point is 01:17:42 Yeah, put that down. You got to go in here Put that weed down Go out I'm telling you But no You're saying Of course
Starting point is 01:17:52 Because there ain't no I think Right Right On top of that But you're saying You can't go past that But it's like
Starting point is 01:17:59 Them folk That got stuck in space Right What you gotta just Winne Gail You know why You know what
Starting point is 01:18:06 Get that ground They were put to go back And she came Like her He was fucked up And everything He came out I don't know what I started up
Starting point is 01:18:15 I'm telling you man y'all start playing right people crazy I don't know playing Jeff Bezoff You know how What the fuck
Starting point is 01:18:22 You know like When the elevator Go down And they'd be in the air That's what they were They went up They went up for the They went up for the extra
Starting point is 01:18:32 Grabbing The after they were like Aye We got enough Let's go back now Yeah Nobody knew they went though They just came back
Starting point is 01:18:39 I'm like Nah You don't get him They came out of space. It shows and shit. When they're living off? Yeah. How was it?
Starting point is 01:18:47 I got the shit. I'll be right back. I can't do it. I can't do it. We can't do it. I don't want no. I don't want any experience like this. First flight fucked up.
Starting point is 01:18:58 But think about it like that. I was thinking about that too. What they were using the bathroom in? That's what I'm saying. In the suit. It's like the people just float. They got a little, no, they got the thing. They're supposed to kick it out, right?
Starting point is 01:19:10 Uh-uh. In the space. What they don't tell you is it's a little A little ass part on the space suit They go around your ass Just in case Like the old cartoons When they're having a little trouble
Starting point is 01:19:24 With their ass And they got a hand job With the ass left This is a little thing on the side You plug in and they suck all the boo-boo out Actually, when you're shit in space You actually hang your ass out In the space
Starting point is 01:19:39 You want to do you want to the shit out in the opening, catch it. Ain't no gravity. It's going to stay, it's going to stay silent. Yeah, what if a thing got to die rid of it? It's going to stay silent. You got to ball it up? You got to get it together. It's like a bull.
Starting point is 01:20:01 Like a soul trait, it's a graphic boy. Oh, shit, man. They can hit them. Sorry, y'all. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah, actually in space, all doo-doo is sad ways I'd be shit like a motherfucker
Starting point is 01:20:16 all shit from horizontal no you would have to if the space travel is gonna be real do-doo got to get turned into fuel or something ain't a way you could just niggins don't creep up on me like that when I'm happy what's that doodle in space
Starting point is 01:20:31 no he's showing me the video of Katie Perry Oh what coming down Are they in there Oh they in there? No, what they did was just went above the cloud, went right down to the top, right quick. It got it, right back down. That was it.
Starting point is 01:20:49 You see that black space? They ain't going to go in that black. They were like, all right, we see Irving. Let go back down. Bro, who the fuck authorized this? Just your base on. This shit sounds like some love of hip-hop. Three, two, one.
Starting point is 01:21:09 Let's go to space. Well, they write a book. I told you, they're right in between. They're going to be mad at this shit. They're right in between? Who's going to be mad? The flat earthers. Why are they going to say they didn't go, right? If you can clearly see it's flat.
Starting point is 01:21:25 Oh, they're up there. They up there. That's what they say they're at. They up there. Bitch if you're going to get me back on the ground right now? I wonder how many of them said that, bro. That shit just would have came out by mouth, bro. But see, this is the thing, though.
Starting point is 01:21:39 This is not too far from what the way. planes. That's cool to them though. They just went up in the out of you. You can still see like the mountains and shit. Up there looking like astronauts. I got the astronauts, you know, like that thing. So,
Starting point is 01:21:59 you're a new neighbor going right above that shit. Take a video in care right back now. You want no real astronaut suit? Uh-uh. He didn't even had a ban from a flat. That was up there high as fuck, though. They're right there.
Starting point is 01:22:12 They didn't just, they just ain't going to the black part. No, they was in the black part. No, they was up there. Wasn't no blue about, if they, they were not, they're no blue. When I mean by black, it's like being on the ocean, when you're going away from land and the land gets small. They didn't go away from the earth. They probably didn't leave orbit.
Starting point is 01:22:30 They didn't leave the Earth. Yeah, they didn't leave the atmosphere. That's what I'm trying to pick. They went up there. Yeah. They went up there. Right. They didn't go into that little partway and say,
Starting point is 01:22:39 yeah. You're like, hey, man, now we're floating. Hey, hey, hey, turn it off on the round of that guy. Damn. Yeah, nah, man, you got to wait. But you can just go, I mean. But see, you got to get sad. Like that you can just keep going up, though, right?
Starting point is 01:22:55 What? You say, what? The way that it's shut up, you could just technically just keep going up, right? That's what I'm saying. It floats. It's infinite in all direction. Right. Supposedly, you can ride out.
Starting point is 01:23:08 And nonestop. That's a long Where you going? There But that's why they got all In hyperspace And you got to travel through a You know what I'm saying
Starting point is 01:23:22 You gotta walk to where you're going Yeah Right This can't be going in space And I told you get something That looks It's rap You gotta get coordinated back down
Starting point is 01:23:31 Don't nobody know Who you in To have a ship They can just pull up Okay That's just like the ship got We ain't got that The ship that got
Starting point is 01:23:40 stuck up there, right? Why did they get stuck? You're talking about the people that couldn't come down? Right. They was on the space station. I don't know why they wouldn't go get them people. You see what I'm saying? I don't know what them people did, bro. You can't go up, they ain't go get them. And they can't come down. Why they got to wait?
Starting point is 01:23:55 What happened? You know what I'm saying? I didn't mind my opinion. I would have went up there and got them. You sound like a conspiracy theories. The type of money they're growing up. around, I can figure out the solutions for the shit. How?
Starting point is 01:24:13 Who what? Like, if they, however much it costs to get them people down. Right. Like, let's say they spent a billion dollars or whatever. You give me a billion dollars. I figure out how to get them home. Like, dead it? You give me a billion.
Starting point is 01:24:27 Bro. Who got the best rocket ship out right now? Who got the best one that go and come back? Right. Here go this amount of money. Let me work. If you give me that much money, I'll figure it out. How much you think the rocket's shit will call?
Starting point is 01:24:46 How much you think the rockets from car? The one that be fucking up, the one that be going up and they come, right? The ones that return? The boosters? The Eli shit? Yeah. Why would it cost a billion dollars? To get them back?
Starting point is 01:25:04 What do you think is going to go? On top of equipment, they got to go in his face. Man, I saw some shit on the other thing. They're 150 million at least. Astronauts make like $60,000 a year. This ain't an astronaut. This is the motherfucker that make the ship to fuel, the motherfucker that gets.
Starting point is 01:25:19 This is the government shit to make all the pieces work. It's private company that's building the rocket ship. There's a private company that building the pieces for the rocket ship. Ain't no, you can't go no auto zone and get no rocket ship engine. Duff. It's a specific company. We only build engines for rockets. There's somebody out there.
Starting point is 01:25:42 You know I used to work for him. He the stole what. He got a whole head of it. He got a whole head of that motor. JPL. So JPL do the contractor for now. They like the technical engineering company that privately contracted. Look how much information is in a room.
Starting point is 01:26:05 See how that, see how that, you got to corporately put that together right there. Okay. We make boosters. Boosters and rocket packs. In China, like, yeah, we can make that shit for a little bit less. You fucking around with them tears. Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace.
Starting point is 01:26:31 You discover the depths of your mother's illness, the way it has echoed and reverberated throughout your life, impacting your very legacy. Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro, and these are just a few of the profound and powerful stories I'll be mining on our 12th season of Family Secrets. With over 37 million downloads, we continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories. I can't wait to share 10 powerful new episodes with you, stories of tangled up identities, concealed truths, and the way in which family secrets almost are.
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Starting point is 01:28:36 I'm Ebeney. And every Tuesday, I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all. Childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health struggles, and more, and found the shrimp to make it to the other side. My dad was shot and killed in his house. Yes, he was a drug dealer.
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Starting point is 01:30:28 every Wednesday on the Black Effect Podcast Network, the IHeart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you go to find your And they're way ahead of us in manufacturing because they've been manufacturing so long. They didn't invent it manufacturing techniques and machines that they tried it first there and ain't nowhere else because ain't nowhere else producing the shit like they do. You're going to get mad to people who've been doing this shit. This shit at a high rate, high speed.
Starting point is 01:30:58 And we fire with technology. Microchil. We just do shit. And that shit don't need. We said y'all the bullshit. They said it's 100 Apple stores in Asia. So they don't even know who is sponsoring U.S. for these Apple iPhones. What?
Starting point is 01:31:20 They says over 100 manufacturers that's making the iPhones in Asia. So ain't no telling who is manufacturing these certain people that you're buying your phone from. You see what I'm saying? Yeah, it can easily say Apple, but Apple has 100. 100 manufacturers, companies, I mean, like, locations in the Asia. And they all be, like, boosting, like, second-grade type of iPhones and shit. So they just be making them. They got to.
Starting point is 01:31:45 It's the number one selling phone in the world. Yeah, because the factories don't close down. That mean, damn, they got to sell two, three billion of these motherfuckers. Crazy. The factories don't shut down. When they stop making Nike from 9 to 10. They can break that bitch up at 11.30 and rock that bitch to six seven in the morning
Starting point is 01:32:11 and they still make a free block. Are they making whatever bootleg version of the shit they were selling? They're getting that shit off here. They switched from the Nikes to the Hikis. Man, come on, man. So technically it wasn't ever the Africans anyway. With you?
Starting point is 01:32:25 Like in the flea mic. They was always getting that shit right. That was the same shit. Yeah. It was the same shit. the real shit and the fake shit made in the same spot that's great they just went and got the shit
Starting point is 01:32:42 they're all niggas were like right and it's for a cheaper hey I'm F-on-1 would not last I just kept buying them and knowing they were going to last box was too small they were not last box would always be too small
Starting point is 01:32:58 they were not last you're like both the shoes in it shoot a shoe and they'd be open up and both all be right in that too I'm like, damn. I think I bought one good pair to this day. You still had bought you one good pair
Starting point is 01:33:14 and would have said you're a lot of stress. I bought one good pair for three months. There's a black and white one. They're that for a long time. Everybody thought they were real. Even you. Yep. You started.
Starting point is 01:33:32 No, I knew that way. They were the best fight you ever had. It was just close. $50, $45? We probably talked to black in 40 for real. If you didn't have no business all day. Good, 40 borrow. I'll get two for Asia.
Starting point is 01:33:53 And usually they were black and white. Black and white? Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's the color you can get away with. Mm-hmm. And that shit started getting... Get some white ones in, I got the black and white one. I got the black and white one.
Starting point is 01:34:05 The white one, they knew. The black and white one, they didn't know. Them colors started getting too crazy. Mm-hmm. When they know it ain't real. They're like, I don't know. They made them. With the Barack Obama Air Force won.
Starting point is 01:34:15 Oh, knicker. They didn't make them. There ain't no lime green. They don't make, though. Why, you're stupid. Well, damn. You're a motherfucker bus. Man.
Starting point is 01:34:31 We put black on. Stop dancing, brown. Come on, man. One more time. You see Wallow went off on the black-owned business, people. What you do? I don't care about that shit.
Starting point is 01:34:42 You don't care about that shit. What? You don't care about black-on-bidden? Man, stop using that shit. Is it good? It's the quality there? I fuck with it. But people are just using the black business
Starting point is 01:34:55 angle to get you to support and not doing anything to make a good product. You mean, you can support? You can support. But, hey, man, don't use that angle if you know your product. It's some bullshit. Come on, man. Help a brother out.
Starting point is 01:35:09 You're like, brother. You help me out. I need to be comfortable. It's not a church. I see it from both ways, though. I see it from both sides. They're going to let me. They literally say, help a brother out by buying me the shit. If you don't support it right now while it's some bullshit,
Starting point is 01:35:28 I ain't going to be able to upgrade. Help me, help us. But then I understand it. Help a brother out. But then that's a finesse. You haven't bought some bullshit from somebody else before at least one time. Let this be my one time. Have some empathy on a brother.
Starting point is 01:35:43 That's the angle I hear from. But see, then that's kind of like forcing me to buy the bullshit. But he's, the brother's saying you bought some bullshit from them people more than one time. No. What I'm trying to tell you is, don't waste your money buying bullshit. But why is it, why is your shit from bullshit? You've been buying bullshit all this time. Why stop now?
Starting point is 01:36:02 Don't stop when it's time to buy it from me. You bought some bullshit from everybody else. You bought some Gucci bullshit, some Louis Bushmith, some Chanel bullshit. Go, go, go, go, go. You can't get some Belisiana bullshit. So it's just fuck out. Now when you get, my turn to sell some bullshit, you don't want to support me. Man, fuck you too then.
Starting point is 01:36:28 It is the quality good. No, nigg, it's not the best. I did what I did what I'm good dumb motherfucker You think I knew that I hired people Who was being mean to you back I didn't know the motherfucker was mean It wasn't mean to me
Starting point is 01:36:47 I can't do it It got to be at least nice quality Bulls I mean you make it good bro Like if you're If your shit you've got to be If nobody ever told you The shit you make is good
Starting point is 01:37:01 how dare you go into business? Like, why would you go into business? If nobody ever told you, hey, man, this is some good ass whatever the fuck you're here. You never heard that, and you're like, I think I'm gonna open. So if you had a food truck
Starting point is 01:37:16 and don't nobody ever compliment your shit, you just said that down. Shut that bit down, man, clun. Don't nobody, everybody's hiding and walking away, man. Say that guy. Hey, man, how are we in the truck? All right.
Starting point is 01:37:29 Rats hot in the motherfucker. Ain't no son on. And you said a force It's talking about You buying everybody else Bullshit But I'm just saying This perspective
Starting point is 01:37:38 You don't buy some bullshit From everybody else Don't stop when it's time It's buying something from me I buy your bullshit If it got a good purpose The purpose is For a nigga
Starting point is 01:37:50 Don't got to go get a job You might have to go get a job The purpose is good The purpose got to be The purpose got to be You want me to buy your bullshit so you don't have a job. You don't believe in your bullshit.
Starting point is 01:38:06 Why should I? You need to get a job, sir, so you can understand what bullshit it is and what bullshit ain't. Man, you got to tell me this the best shit in the world. You ain't never had no shit like this. And when I eat the shit, I ain't going to say shit to you. But I'm going to get to the car, look at my girl and be like, man, that shit wasn't shit.
Starting point is 01:38:26 What you should do, wrap it up. Had a presentation. nice so when they do get in the car and they realize that it's fucked up they start appreciated because they're like well you know how the way you know motherfuckers did put together. How many times you've been to McDonald?
Starting point is 01:38:42 Not a lot no more. But I'm saying how many times you've been in your life? Man, come on. How many times childhood? How many times was that shit good? What percentage would you say it was good?
Starting point is 01:38:52 Huh? From the year until I got to about 13. 13 is starting to So what percentage is that? Is that 30, 40 percent of the time you went. That it was good? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:39:05 I can't say too much. I just did a commercial form. I love McDonald's. It's delicious. It's delicious. I might have a new jingle on there, too. You don't want. No, for real.
Starting point is 01:39:21 They're like, they love your voice. Can you do the jingle? I said, but-da-ba-ba-ba-ba. Oh, yeah. No care. But I'm saying, in your life, you didn't have been to there thousands of times. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:39:37 Even if that shit wasn't good, 600 times, you still probably go 600 more. I go 700 more. Ba-da-ba-ba-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-la-ha. You didn't do one for Burger King, did it? No. All the time, I was tempted you went to Burger King, man. Yeah, Burkeen, man. You got a birthday, man.
Starting point is 01:39:59 No, but we can talk about Burger King, dude. Okay, yeah. Burk egg always smell mustard. Always smell mustard. It's the onions. If you eat the burger from now, you must. If you eat the burger from there, you must. It's on your fingers.
Starting point is 01:40:12 Yeah. It's on you. It's on your fingers. It's on the whole new level. The rhythm is the bass, and the bass is the trouble. Read. Melodies. Default.
Starting point is 01:40:29 The rhythm is life. Life is real. Hey, Dixie. And if I had wings, I would fly. Boy, that shit was just over there to buy to him. He said, I want to get up out of him. Go there. Go there.
Starting point is 01:40:42 Come on, man. Oh. Peyton, what's your predictions, man? What's about to happen in America? Oh, man. Season 47, 48. This is to step back and watch it. Watch it all unfold.
Starting point is 01:41:00 Fuck around. find out what you thought it was going to be believe people when they show you who the fuck they are yes you can't like somebody and what they do in the hopes that they do the thing that you would like done put that weed down hey but you just said a whole bunch you understand what i'm saying can't you understand what i'm saying if somebody show you who the fuck they are don't believe them believe them no believe yeah i get believe them believe them Yep, if you fuck them, you can't fuck with them and think they're going to go down the path
Starting point is 01:41:35 that, oh, I think they're going to check this box off on this thing that I won't do. Even though they haven't said any explicit plan to do that shit, but I think he's going to do... Expectations to fuck you up every time. The motherfucker direction ain't pointed as your goal, but you're going to rock with them to get them to their goal, and he's telling you what the goal is.
Starting point is 01:41:55 The motherfucker fuck up. Believe that that just what they like to do. They ain't even got the strings hidden. no more. I don't even care no more to the part with motherfuckers be like, man, life, life kicking my ass. I'm like, it should. Yeah. It should. That's the only thing that's fair about it. That's the only
Starting point is 01:42:10 thing that's fair about it. It kicking everybody head. He's got to. At some point. Nobody above. I'm a motherfucker that's like y'all. Can't fight. Everybody get a turn. Anybody can get life be life. You lose a billion, it still probably hurt your thumb. Like, when Elon
Starting point is 01:42:28 lost all the billions, his, his, his, Uh-uh. Not unless he lose all of them. He ain't gonna know. If you got one, you're straight. You don't need to have that fucking man in billions anyway. How many billion he got? How many billion he got?
Starting point is 01:42:40 That motherfucker got a whole bunch of 400, 500 billion. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. He got like 60 in one day some shit. Yeah. That shit still fuck you up, though. Oh, 60 billion, you, you wait.
Starting point is 01:42:54 You went from 60 billion. Money, money. And then you wake up. And then you got, then you negative. 10,000, then you'll be sick. That's like, you're like, whoop? That's a hot day. If he lose all that, he's going.
Starting point is 01:43:10 You can't have no, you can't have no lot of hot days like that. You understand what I'm saying? You can't have like 960 billion days. No. That's what I'm saying. But that's crazy in itself that you got that much that they could even get that. But no, he ain't never going to run out of money. That's a lot of goddamn money.
Starting point is 01:43:29 You get down to the hundred. billions and you still hundred billion? I was just thinking I'm like even that much even at a billion right or two big that's another money to
Starting point is 01:43:42 say everybody in your family straight when I mean by straight which means is I I'm gonna take a hundred million right
Starting point is 01:43:55 I'm gonna take a hundred million and then divide that up by 10 so at least in 10 years y'all have a $100,000 Saturday. So for 10 years, you're going to get $100,000. That's just to get you out my faith. You got money. You can travel.
Starting point is 01:44:08 I don't have to give you no more money. I ain't doing none. Your bills should be paid. Shouldn't none be for the whole family. Everybody in the... But that's for 10 years. I got you a 10-year head start. So even after that bit, but that's it, you know...
Starting point is 01:44:22 I'm going to have a set-up front of a family trust. Everything will be dished out. So every 10 years, are you done after 10? After that 10? If you know, you don't... Oh, the issue, you should be... They're done. Man, baby, if you come back
Starting point is 01:44:34 out of the 10-stead begging and the family get to see it too, it's like, oh, shit, you ain't doing nothing to do money? Oh, hell no. You're the problem. Appreciate you, because they're going to see people get to see it.
Starting point is 01:44:45 Once you do it in a certain manner in a certain fashion, because now they know, like, you're just a complete... You're going to have one day come back a week later. My uncle talked of big shit. See, nephew's set it up. I get 100,000 a year. See, but that's why I'm still driving the bus
Starting point is 01:45:00 Because I get a hundred, what? I get a hundred fifty two thousand a year. I don't touch that money he gives me. I don't touch that. I don't touch. I live off the interest. Right. The interest.
Starting point is 01:45:15 Longest the business is interesting. Right. See, that's my natural literacy. So I was like, you know what? I would break it up in 10 years, get y'all a 10 year head start. That'll get y'all out my way, not to do whatever the fuck. I need to do it. You don't look up.
Starting point is 01:45:30 motherfucker will be traveling and all that. And I'm just in there like, I just hope they're doing it right back with that money. And it's breaking up. So you getting paid here two months, every two weeks. You know what I'm saying? So you're saying they need...
Starting point is 01:45:41 9,500 a month. So you're saying they need to have something else popper like he said. See, at that point, you're living freely. So you ain't thinking about a job. You ain't thinking about working. No, you better. His uncle going to work.
Starting point is 01:45:52 See, his uncle ended up putting his stuff in the mind frame with his uncle going to be tricky. Already. Oh, Tom. He's doing this. to keep money floors so he can keep her.
Starting point is 01:46:02 He don't never want to sit down and act like a nigga taken care of. I make $65,000 in the years before taxes. He's good. Before taxes. That's it.
Starting point is 01:46:10 So once they taxed it, I walk away with about 52. I put that with what nephew give me. Uh-huh. Then I got two vans. I deliver flowers. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:46:19 See, he's going to try to. Then I'm cutting grass on Sunday. Yeah. So really I'm making about $210,000 year after taxes, before taxes. See what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:46:29 Keeping some break. And then he gets to know how different he heard from the other. He's like, see, I ain't like my kid for him. He's my kid with them. They ain't doing nothing with their money. They just winged. They just went for the trust to pay. After that, it's all for it.
Starting point is 01:46:43 It's all for it. You just know the money coming. So in your head, you're comfortable. You ain't even trying to figure nothing out. You just know somebody else figured it out for you. No, they gave you a head start. Everything is a head start. Even if you got inherited some money.
Starting point is 01:46:57 That's a head start. If you got inherited something, that's a head start. If you got inherited something, that's a head start. Somebody did something for them to break down the barrier for you to have a head start. Yeah. You can fuck that money up. They said it take two generations the fucks. Some type of generational wealth up.
Starting point is 01:47:10 No, I don't. It take one, really. If they go crazy, no, man. They can fuck that shit up quickly. You see these motherfuck get a hold of their parent account. They go run them up. Run it up. Supposed to rent a boat for $10,000.
Starting point is 01:47:27 He gets the worth for $100,000. Oh shit, we out here Financial literacy, man Financial literacy, man We need more of it That'll get everybody up out of it Good money You know they're gonna put it back into the market
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Starting point is 01:48:14 argument Oh man Who I'm arguing with Ain't nobody to argue with You argue with these motherfuckers You didn't Fell into the motherfucker trap
Starting point is 01:48:26 They want you argue. They want you to be argumentative. They don't want you to not be arguing. Yeah. Get your ass out of them goddamn comment. Get your ass out of them pointless ass conversation, get your ass somewhere and do something.
Starting point is 01:48:45 With you? Just because somebody liked that little punk-ass comment you said, don't mean that that shit makes your head bigger to be writing all that buzz, you know. I'm telling you, somebody's going going to find. They're going to slap shit out.
Starting point is 01:49:00 And you're going to be like, what happened? Quit fucking with people all the time. Yeah. That's advice. Social media is made for networking and linking up with people. Not for miserable people. There's a lot of miserable people in the world, bro.
Starting point is 01:49:19 A lot of them. Quit fucking with people all the time. Imagine how many times you ain't never leaving it coming. We all follow each other. We don't need comments on the nope. We don't even need, I don't need comments on these guys.
Starting point is 01:49:35 Occasionally. Every blue moon, if it's shit like, I see food. Right. Yeah, not food. Go up here, bro. Right. These niggas be really leaving comments.
Starting point is 01:49:46 Like, I can't believe you did that. Period. I'm like, no, but you know I can delete this shit, right? I'm about to start leaving pictures. Comments on Pitch's people from 2015 I'm gonna go to the oldest picture you got and leave some comment Biggaboo
Starting point is 01:50:04 Boy, we were killing them with this right here You remember this? Somebody had to sit down my face I went on their page Business cashwood at the club I went on their page and literally went up under the comments I would be like For real, bro
Starting point is 01:50:19 a nigga when the delete it comment I was like, I know this one this nigga right here boy you boy come on man saw what I did the roach man don't think you're at it
Starting point is 01:50:32 it'd be ugly people like it'd be the ugliest people even the ugliest comment they pitchers be dirty and I ain't saying dirty like how the pitch is dirty the camera was dirt it's not even a house dirty
Starting point is 01:50:48 it's the camera dirty it made your house a little dirty you got a clean house it's a dirty filter it's a dirty filter you know dirty filters, bro. Make you tell an ass old, bro. It'd be Android motherfucking
Starting point is 01:51:01 doing all the hate it. Pitchin be blurry as fuck on Instagram. I can't even find one to talk about. Damn, no love for the Android people. No, I fought with them. It won't be like sound fun. It'd be like track.
Starting point is 01:51:16 You ain't supposed to have it. Motel. You take a picture from a motel, though. Man, I just tell you ass up. I know what that blue dough is. That's a blue doe and prick. That's a moat, man Not fin to argue with this nigger
Starting point is 01:51:29 Redwood-in-ass, nigga Oh, man, don't get your ass, man Come on, man This nigga at Decano Lod Get to Decano Ooh Oh, no
Starting point is 01:51:41 You live in there Ain't no quick stay Ooh What you call Microtel? Yeah I'm not gonna argue with no nigga
Starting point is 01:51:49 like that You in there And you leave it Crazy coming It ain't about I'm talking about you You the one That's talking crazy
Starting point is 01:51:55 for me you have to acknowledge. I'm like, who is this talking crazy? I'm like, damn, how this, nigga? You can fix his mouth to even say so crazy. In front of the blue door. Oh. Man, bro, I thought I'm going to get you
Starting point is 01:52:12 motivation of any third. Nigger at the hotel across the street from Shoney. Nick, I ain't from Shoney. What you know about that? What's Shoney? It's a heartiest across the street. And the nigga eat a heart. It's a car june.
Starting point is 01:52:25 What, you that Shonis? That's like a mini buffet. Breakfast buffet? Yeah, breakfast buffet was laughing now. My dad's, they're going to Shonan, bud. He's a Shonan Woffah, J.R. Cricky eating that, man. Piccadilly. Piggadilly.
Starting point is 01:52:43 Piggadilly. That food did not look good, but it wasn't that bad. The only thing was good with the jello. Damn. I get the blue jello. They had a jello with the end, though. Everybody beats some yellow. Once they finally put blue in there, that was the shit, though.
Starting point is 01:53:02 The blue yellow yellow in there used to be red and greens. And then they put that blue in there, it's like somebody heard our crayons. Oh, the yellow were cool, but I gotta eat the blue. You like throwing the fruit in it. Nah. Leave that shit on the plate. Leave that shit up there. You know, my daddy used to have them conventions and shit up there, bud.
Starting point is 01:53:21 I'm not eating no jello without no fruit in. Oh, man. You were a fruit gelatin. You want to eat fruit gelatin. You want them. You got to have strawberry with gello. The little orange and them little cherries. No.
Starting point is 01:53:38 Yeah, he liked the fruit cocktail. No. Gelatin. But if you think about them little cups, them cut small of here. The what? The little cups that they put all that stuff in. Like even the size and all that.
Starting point is 01:53:50 That shit, literally like three, four scoops of anything of a spoon. Yeah. Like, man, I just paid all this stuff But it's served Not the jet I'm talking about even with the side Like the rice and all that shit That shit like four scoops
Starting point is 01:54:03 Like spoon serving Yeah I'm like hair now Somebody paying his head to measure that shit out Somebody ain't take long for it It looked like we ate But we ain't eat for her Everybody finished
Starting point is 01:54:14 We just sat out Damn piggy dillin Yeah Piggily Piggily let you know how strong You've been Because you got to carry your plate Try to load up a lot of stuff.
Starting point is 01:54:28 They can be trying to prepare themselves before they get it out. All right, here we go. Isn't that bad thing? I'm going to go to Piccadilly. Don't drop my drink. Nick, no one, drop that drink. Nick, no one, drop my wabbling? Now I got to go.
Starting point is 01:54:47 I ain't been in a minute. You ain't going to do any damn picketling. Yeah. What you fucking where are you going to? I went loud with the fish tasted. Same. For real? I got to figure out where one is.
Starting point is 01:54:57 What's the one you went to? One of them in. Yeah, that's the only one I know of, really. Taste and saying the fish, yeah, it looked like it just been out of a lap. It would it taste like... Let me see what one is. You went in piccadilly. You ate in now?
Starting point is 01:55:09 I ate. I sat down. Oh. He's one that's stopped the cab. You know, no one that's got green bra? Of course. Greenberg got one. Of course.
Starting point is 01:55:18 That's the main... One of they used to be their man in the trash. You're a son of that line used to be out there. They shut down Huh SNS capitals They shut down? Mm-hmm
Starting point is 01:55:30 Damn, for real They got a few in Decatur They used to have a shit Like Piccadilly called Morrison Who? Morrison Go to Corralia, I said it here Morrison was Piccadilly
Starting point is 01:55:41 That's what it was? What? Okay Morrison was Piccadilly Morrison was Piccadilly Yeah It was the same set of Well, I'm a hit
Starting point is 01:55:51 You're like Ryan and And what's the other one? Just said. Ryan. What's Rines? Rines is like going to Korea. Rines just like go to Corral, but Rines is another one. Is it Rines ain't go to Corral?
Starting point is 01:56:07 It's got to be. Rines was so many. It's so many. We're going to sleep with goldorah for it. People still be in there, huh? And Ryan? Yeah, all you can eat are never going to go to where, huh? Oh, no.
Starting point is 01:56:21 I was going to pay. $15 to eat as much until they stomach hurt. They're meat. To they fall to shrimp? They got some good-ass-a-a-a-pon-court to go to Karab. You know what? Go to grab food. Ain't that.
Starting point is 01:56:32 They got some good steak. They got some pretty decent shit in there, nah. It's just you eating so much bullshit together. You can't even taste what's good. It don't even make sense. Nick, you've got two lamb chops, some gravy, some mashed potatoes, some green beans. That's ice cream.
Starting point is 01:56:48 Some ice cream. They've got to put gravy on everything. A bowl of gummy bag. Oh, man. I paid for. You're fucked up. You fucked up now. You fucked up now.
Starting point is 01:57:00 And the macaroni cheese they can work on. Huh? They all work on their macaroni cheese. Macaroni and cheese is hard to make, I guess. Yeah. Especially in the big bag. The minority. And that big bag, they're going to make it more sauce to cheese.
Starting point is 01:57:14 Yeah, indeed. It's the only way we can stretch this out. We're going to stretch it out. Damn, man. I'm gonna think about that shit. As soon as I get home, I'm like, yeah. Ain't wrong. What, right?
Starting point is 01:57:31 Ain't no black all you can eat, play? Mm-mm. Shit, you can eat all you can pay for. All you could buy. Whatever you can. All you can pay for. Got to be more careful. We ran out of memory.
Starting point is 01:57:48 We can wrap it up anyway. Ain't no more memorandum. Ain't no memorandum. Wrap this shit up, man, 85 stuff. Wrap this shit, short beat. Talking that shit. Come on with that. High conversations.
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